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Conference 7.286::humor

Title:Humor - Read Note 2.*
Notice:Laughter - The World's Greatest Medicine
Moderator:TIMAMP::SULLIVAN
Created:Fri Oct 20 1989
Last Modified:Tue Jun 03 1997
Last Successful Update:Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:947
Total number of notes:13381

87.0. "MAIL and NOTES headers [personal names]" by --UnknownUser-- () Thu Dec 14 1989 14:35

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87.1Just a coupleBUFFER::GOLDSMITHLike a kiss from the lips of RaThu Dec 14 1989 15:526
87.2FRAGLE::BRUNERStatsFri Dec 15 1989 13:133
87.329930::DUTTONIts only rock'n'roll, but I like itFri Dec 15 1989 17:133
87.420276::T_THEOMy cup is half fullSat Dec 16 1989 01:357
87.7I is a gud speel@r, and riter twO!20276::T_THEOMy cup is half fullMon Dec 18 1989 12:4611
87.840470::THOMPSONMy friends call me AlfredMon Dec 18 1989 15:3510
87.10Give 'em something to ponder16821::JEFFREYBobocopTue Dec 19 1989 10:584
87.11can't claim it as my own, but ...DECWET::THOMASTue Dec 19 1989 11:523
87.12Woof! Thump!18557::MILLERBananaramaTue Dec 19 1989 15:003
87.1345645::BAILEYToo fast to live................Tue Dec 19 1989 17:031
87.1540101::WHEELERAn acceptable level of ecstacyWed Dec 20 1989 16:306
87.16Some of my past p_n's ...38514::SLABOUNTYRaging SlabThu Dec 21 1989 11:4612
87.17Just a fewWLDWST::GKEFALINOSSend Bush to PanamaWed Dec 27 1989 06:1012
87.18This mind intentionally left blank.ZPOV01::HWCHOYIn ZORK We Trust.Wed Dec 27 1989 10:301
87.19SALSA::MOELLERWed Dec 27 1989 18:5013
87.20Seen recentlyWACHU2::HERTZBERGMy poor KrellThu Jan 04 1990 18:213
87.21animal/sMCIS5::GRAYMon Jan 08 1990 12:263
87.22Nova Scotia beer!FSTTOO::ROYERTo sin boldly, where no one has sinned beforeMon Jan 08 1990 15:541
87.24Seen these recently.REJOIC::LOMBARDOHow Great Thou Art!Tue Jan 09 1990 15:457
87.25CLADA::MEAGHERThese are the hands of a tired manWed Jan 10 1990 08:388
87.26WMOIS::R_ELWELLDirty old men need love, too.Wed Jan 10 1990 12:565
87.27the first is my favorite!SMAUG::FLOWERSIBM Interconnect Eng. 226-7716Fri Jan 12 1990 16:249
87.28One of my favourites!STLTH::BIRMINGHAMDon't <:-{ , be :-) Sun Jan 14 1990 00:401
87.29A few moreASD::LOWMember - American Autobahn SocietyMon Jan 15 1990 15:2111
87.30Process names are human too!QBUS::MUELLERMon Jan 15 1990 23:328
87.31One of the best I've ever seen...STLTH::BIRMINGHAMDon't <:-{ , be :-) Tue Jan 16 1990 00:3314
87.32Written mutationsCAM::MILLERBananaramaTue Jan 16 1990 08:293
87.33On the same theme.NEEPS::IRVINEBob Irvine @EDATue Jan 16 1990 12:418
87.34Squish...USEM::MCQUEENEYUnauthorize toads will be vehicledTue Jan 16 1990 13:031
87.35Huh?DONVAN::T_THEOMy cup is half fullTue Jan 16 1990 13:037
87.36Permanent ImminenceSPICES::MCGOVERNSzechuan VanillaTue Jan 16 1990 13:0613
87.37Portable bathrooms...BOGUSS::DAMIANOTofu is Japanese for whale snotTue Jan 16 1990 13:195
87.39Ken's MasseurSPICES::MCGOVERNSzechuan VanillaTue Jan 16 1990 13:501
87.40USCTR1::KGALLANTDark spider of the heart...Wed Jan 17 1990 16:249
87.41I may be getting older, but I refuse to grow up!STLTH::BIRMINGHAMDon't <:-{ , be :-) Thu Jan 18 1990 00:010
87.42ELMAGO::JBADERSome of us got it, some of us don'tThu Jan 18 1990 22:555
87.43Misery loves companyCLOSET::FITZELLput nifty saying hereFri Jan 19 1990 15:227
87.44recently seenZPOV01::HWCHOYIn UNIX, no one can hear you scream.Sun Jan 21 1990 18:421
87.45and also...AUSSIE::MOSSMicrocode: makes a cat run like a dogSun Jan 21 1990 22:107
87.46MILKWY::SLABOUNTYMinor code 16: car vs guardrailMon Jan 22 1990 10:075
87.47I dunno...DPDSAL::JEFFREYLife is great, then you dieMon Jan 22 1990 11:325
87.48an oldie JUPITR::SBILLMon Jan 22 1990 20:006
87.49HA HA HA Thump...PACKER::BACZKOSave the whales collect a whole setTue Jan 23 1990 11:541
87.50SALSA::MOELLERNever trust a Prankster.Tue Jan 23 1990 15:0516
87.51MILKWY::SLABOUNTYI get weird ...Wed Jan 24 1990 08:466
87.52SPICES::MCGOVERNSzechuan VanillaWed Jan 24 1990 12:174
87.53CARBUFFS and CYCLESNDLIS4::JRICHARDSCity rumour, Japan Corp. buys UK PLCThu Jan 25 1990 09:308
87.55My favoriteTIXEL::ARNOLDFrom purple graphic majesties...Wed Jan 31 1990 16:125
87.56BTOVT::WHEEL_DLove that Dairy Air!Wed Feb 07 1990 07:486
87.57MooooooGEMVAX::STAVENWed Feb 07 1990 08:456
87.58MILKWY::SLABOUNTYLife Is Just a Fantasy ... baby!Thu Feb 08 1990 12:5110
87.59Wrong Note!RAVEN1::B_ADAMSI begin my new life Feb.11th 1990Thu Feb 08 1990 21:306
87.60lost noter?WLDWST::KINGINVEST IN YOURSELFFri Feb 09 1990 09:4510
87.61ROYALT::MORRISSEYya WHOO, ya WHOO, ya WHOO, ya WHOOFri Feb 09 1990 09:529
87.62NEEPS::IRVINENever underestimate, the power of human stupidityFri Feb 09 1990 10:093
87.63DPDSAL::JEFFREYCows don't know they're cowsFri Feb 09 1990 10:166
87.64USEM::MCQUEENEYManaging L.E.S.S. every day.Fri Feb 09 1990 10:326
87.66MILKWY::SLABOUNTYLife Is Just a Fantasy ... baby!Fri Feb 09 1990 18:4911
87.67Hard rock is tough to digestWLDWST::KINGINVEST IN YOURSELFSat Feb 10 1990 09:568
87.68My p_name for now.....COMET::HAYESJAtomic cats have 18 half-livesSun Feb 11 1990 00:003
87.69MILKWY::SLABOUNTYLife Is Just a Fantasy ... baby!Mon Feb 12 1990 09:1011
87.70This Reply Has No TitleSPICES::MCGOVERNSzechuan VanillaMon Feb 12 1990 12:077
87.71ROYALT::MORRISSEYGimme the blond god with a poutMon Feb 12 1990 13:296
87.72thiefXCELL::WOODHi Ho Hi Ho it's off to notes I goTue Feb 13 1990 10:047
87.73MY P NMUSKIE::SULLIVANSurrounded by the Competition,IBMTue Feb 13 1990 10:372
87.74It's Baaaack!SAURUS::RICEMPEARS, $ .49 EachTue Feb 13 1990 10:581
87.75;?ppppppppppppppppMILKWY::CHARRONperversion is a state of mind!Tue Feb 13 1990 13:523
87.76LOOKUP::SANTOSGroovy GregWed Feb 14 1990 10:332
87.77Ex-lax galore!!LUDWIG::SADINsymbolic stack dump...computer crap!!Sat Feb 17 1990 15:029
87.78SNDCSL::BLEIWASWake up because now you're deadWed Feb 21 1990 14:118
87.79SALSA::MOELLEREmptio ii domumWed Feb 21 1990 18:401
87.82Hey, it fits!COMET::HAYESJRadioactive cats have 18 half-livesSun Feb 25 1990 19:2810
87.88COMET::HAYESJAnytwo five elevennis?Wed Feb 28 1990 00:589
87.89And the clock struck thirteenDONVAN::T_THEOMy cup is half fullWed Feb 28 1990 08:0211
87.90MILKWY::PTHAYERPaul ThayerSun Apr 01 1990 10:113
87.91For you latin lovers out there...STKHLM::LIDENWait...I'll think of something clever...Mon Apr 02 1990 06:195
87.92SUBWAY::JANKOWITZFun is proportional to $$$Mon Apr 02 1990 16:049
87.93a personal questionSUBWAY::SIMURRAI was gonna get off that barstoolWed Apr 04 1990 10:2522
87.94Now I remember. It's from NFL conference.WLDWST::KIMI know what I'm talking about, I think.Wed Apr 11 1990 03:105
87.95RISC?CLARID::HOFSTEETake a RISC, buy a VAXThu Apr 12 1990 12:391
87.96JUDYS::JUDYLet your body move to the musicFri Apr 13 1990 15:219
87.99CHFS32::HMONTGOFrith in a Pond!Sat Apr 14 1990 14:131
87.100 CSC32::SIMMONSHow come chickens don't wear underpants?Sat Apr 14 1990 16:471
87.101FORCE::DOWNSTue Apr 17 1990 16:144
87.102Ke-Har, Peregrine FlayraCORNIS::MEANEYJIMThu Apr 19 1990 14:0010
87.103MCIS2::WALTONWouldYouLikeSomeCheeseWithThatWhineFri Apr 20 1990 12:012
87.104That's meDPD01::JEFFREYShe'd have to be a real BIG womanFri Apr 20 1990 15:479
87.105MCIS1::DHAMELKing Kong died for our sinsFri Apr 20 1990 15:582
87.106DPDSAL::JEFFREYWhale oil beef hookedWed Apr 25 1990 11:208
87.107Bejayzus, lad!USEM::MCQUEENEYTexas bound!Wed Apr 25 1990 14:2710
87.108DONVAN::T_THEOThis is my brain, &#@ ,any questions?Mon May 21 1990 14:134
87.109I want off this ROCK we call EARTHSHARE::HANLEYRAY, The galactic wandererWed May 23 1990 11:071
87.110CARTUN::DWESSELSThe only constant is change.Thu May 24 1990 17:198
87.111LUDWIG::SADINwandering in the void....Sun May 27 1990 09:217
87.112ESCROW::KILGOREWild BillThu May 31 1990 10:185
87.113WOODRO::WENTZELLNI,PANG,NEEE-WOMMFri Jun 01 1990 16:361
87.114He knows the truthCSG002::MILLERUbi dubium, ibi libertasFri Jun 01 1990 17:208
87.115BTOVT::BROWN_JThe knights who say nuuuSun Jun 03 1990 07:0010
87.116He said it.. now I said IT,CASPRO::HEMINGWAYMon Jun 04 1990 14:165
87.117SNDCSL::BLEIWASFaulk in AtholMon Jun 04 1990 14:356
87.12141716::GRAINNEFri Jun 15 1990 13:131
87.125Trying out the SET PRO...etc..PENUTS::MADAVISIf wishes were horses...Fri Jun 15 1990 16:023
87.127sel refering statementsSTKHLM::GYULAII thought I thought of everything..Tue Jun 19 1990 20:1311
87.129NOT001::LOWEYCut red wire. First removing detonatorMon Jul 16 1990 11:459
87.130TROA09::PILGRIMSHUT UP THAT BLOODY BAZOOKI MUSIC !!!Mon Jul 23 1990 14:455
87.131 7854::MATTHEWSYou're no fun, you fell right over!Tue Jul 24 1990 12:492
87.132And one of my favorites...KHAN::SELBYThe Simpson's vs. Cosby...Fri Aug 17 1990 17:4810
87.133I got a million of 'emPARVAX::SCRATCHLEYOut in Right Field...Sat Aug 25 1990 00:12108
87.134CSC32::H_SOSave a tree, eat a beaverSat Aug 25 1990 14:4510
87.135...smack dab in the middle...LUDWIG::PHILLIPSI USED to be sane,but I got better.Thu Aug 30 1990 11:228
87.136This Topic has been quiet lately, so ...CHEST::ORCHARDSET PROF/PERS='your name here'Wed Jul 17 1991 09:5110
87.137process namingSUBWAY::MAXSONRepeal GravityFri Jul 26 1991 15:43200
87.138How True!!DASXPS::DESROSIERSTHIRD SHIFTER ZZZZZZZZZZThu Aug 01 1991 01:128
87.139yes, I stole this one!SUBURB::HOPKINSLCoitus Ergo SumFri Aug 02 1991 14:506
87.141Gess whatSMILIN::MARTINEZAdvertisement space for rentMon Sep 16 1991 12:576
87.143A few I've seen locally...PLAYER::CASSELLSLandrights for gay whales !!!Wed Oct 02 1991 10:249
87.144my lotBIGUN::HOLLOWAYStainless Steel Rats Don't RustWed Oct 02 1991 21:3519
87.145And then some!!7R7NET::MIRANI don't get mad, I get odd.Mon Dec 09 1991 17:551
87.146KIDVAX::CESCOBARMoneyIsPower&PowerMakesTheRulesMon Dec 09 1991 23:518
87.147WLDWST::BOWMANCasual SalutationsFri Dec 20 1991 15:0215
87.148CSC32::J_HENSONTwo faced commit = double standard?Thu Dec 26 1991 12:587
87.149Post more!SHALOT::JANCULAThis changes everythingThu Dec 26 1991 14:133
87.150CSC32::J_HENSONTP, or not TP?Thu Dec 26 1991 15:246
87.151???????SALEM::JUNGFri Dec 27 1991 09:165
87.153testSALEM::JUNGHalf Day?Fri Dec 27 1991 10:383
87.155CSC32::J_HENSONTP, or not TP?Fri Jan 03 1992 16:336
87.156look up one line :^)MCIS2::COLLETONTHE THIEF OF BADGAGSThu Jan 23 1992 08:181
87.157Check this outANGLIN::SULLIVANTake this job and LOVE itWed Feb 12 1992 22:362
87.158testing one two treeHLFS00::NAGEL_Jsometimes i don't watch tv !Thu Mar 12 1992 09:591
87.160Command file to rotate the personal names in -.1LARVAE::DRSD17::GALVINDon't follow me I'm lost too!!! Thu Mar 12 1992 11:50144
87.161BUSY::SLABOUNTYHereComesTrouble&ItLooksLikeFunFri Mar 13 1992 06:444
87.159List of personal names to be used by DCL command fileLARVAE::DRSD17::GALVINDon't follow me I'm lost too!!! Fri Mar 13 1992 08:36426
87.164QBUS::F_MUELLERThe Worm, Your HonorThu Apr 09 1992 20:011
87.16519119::JANDROWThe Green-Eyed LadyFri Apr 10 1992 11:406
87.166Found these in todays mail headersHELIX::ROURKEReal men use uppercaseFri Jun 26 1992 13:33137
87.167Oops!SIOG::DOWNEYDictionery For Sale...Never Used!Fri Mar 12 1993 14:142
87.168last weekend was pretty heavy!PEKING::DAVIESGRoom service? We need another TellyTue Mar 16 1993 11:191
87.169BUSY::SLABOUNTYIt's a fine, fine dayMon Mar 29 1993 23:184
87.170*PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT*PEKING::DAVIESGRemember kids - Not at home!Tue Mar 30 1993 10:461
87.171KYOA::HANSONIf my boss calls, Get His Name!Thu Apr 01 1993 15:463
87.172GAVEL::JANDROWGreen-Eyed Lady, Passion Lady.......Fri Apr 02 1993 12:466
87.173CSC32::J_HENSONFaster than a speeding ticketFri Apr 02 1993 13:353
87.174CSOA1::LEECHDirty Dances with WerewolvesFri Apr 02 1993 22:071
87.175WFOV11::SPORBERTThe ATOMIC Punk!Sat Apr 03 1993 00:472
87.176Stolen...CSC32::D_ROYERChi beve birra campa cent'anni.Mon Apr 05 1993 14:528
87.177BRUMMY::LAWTONDo vegetarians chew their nails?Fri Apr 23 1993 13:1913
87.178EEMELI::KOKKOLittle pink dragon, smiling, disappearsSun May 23 1993 16:536
87.179look upLEVERS::WOODFORDSo many dip sticks-So little oil.Sat May 29 1993 18:166
87.18029067::J_HENSONWhat do animal lovers feed pets?Thu Aug 19 1993 14:033
87.181Any One At ALL8269::VEGAFWouldPeopleCutDownTreesIfTheyScreamedMon Oct 25 1993 16:232
87.18256504::WOODFORDSoManyDipsticks/SoLittleOilMon Oct 25 1993 17:382
87.183Y'all got me hotter'n Georgia asphalt16821::EYSTERHitMe,HurtMe,MakeMeWriteHotChecksMon Oct 25 1993 19:144
87.18456504::WOODFORDSoManyDipsticks/SoLittleOilMon Oct 25 1993 20:068
87.18519202::LKLRaise morals, not taxesWed Oct 27 1993 10:054
87.18629067::J_HENSONWho elected Hillary?Wed Oct 27 1993 13:163
87.187Soon to be seen...31354::MILLERI'm the NRA, tooWed Oct 27 1993 19:014
87.18857742::JANDROWGreen-Eyed Lady....Mon Nov 08 1993 20:285
87.18956504::WOODFORDZeroToB!t@hIn2.5secondsFlat!Tue Nov 09 1993 10:223
87.190still waiting for the sequel . . . 36058::CARROLLJaka Dr. Emilio LazardoTue Nov 09 1993 11:066
87.191BUSY::SLABOUNTYBeing weird isn't enoughTue Nov 09 1993 21:048
87.19256504::WOODFORDWe're havin' a party! :*)Wed Jan 05 1994 21:0711
87.193got ya! ;-)51339::NOORDIJKmiss t-time!!!! Mon Jan 10 1994 08:078
87.19556504::WOODFORDI'veTradedInMyToyotaForABroom!Mon Jan 10 1994 20:476
87.2032273::SHIPLEYSmoke me a kipperFri Jan 14 1994 22:384
87.204Goal Post Head2273::SHIPLEYSmmeeeeegggg HeeeeeeeeeadFri Jan 14 1994 22:410
87.20634873::DUNTONNode; def. Was aware ofMon Mar 28 1994 20:379
87.20756504::WOODFORDIsThatReallyBetsyRoss'MiddleName?Mon Mar 28 1994 22:119
87.20829067::J_HENSONand it's still too short!Tue Apr 19 1994 13:073
87.20932895::HANSONBob lost.Wed Apr 20 1994 19:594
87.21023989::EYSTERAnother Prozac moment!Thu Apr 21 1994 17:221
87.211At Digital34823::PATLAElvis Sells DECpc's at Digital!Thu Apr 28 1994 23:315
87.212a few of my favorites....36922::SDANDREAI got yer huckleberry...Fri Apr 29 1994 14:319
87.213LARVAE::DRSD27::GALVINRearranging the DEC-chairs on the TitanicTue Jun 21 1994 10:470
87.214DECLNE::SHEPARD"We don't care how you did it up north"Wed Jan 18 1995 21:113
87.228MOREPOLAR::WHITEIFri May 26 1995 08:3415
87.229How does it work?ZEKE::DAVISWhy Yes....it is user hostileMon Oct 02 1995 00:192
87.230be? or is it bee?OTOOA::ORSHOLITSDon't blame human errors on bugsThu Oct 19 1995 16:373
87.231This is MY Fave :-)FABSIX::K_KAMARSun Apr 07 1996 14:4211
87.232My fav from long ago....ASDG::MORGANWed May 14 1997 17:473

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