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Posting history for user BRUMMY::LAWTON

287 notes across 14 conferences

Known Personal Names (15)

A git and proud of it
Do vegetarians chew their nails?
Fold tab A to meet tab B and stir.
Harry!Harry! Grab his spleen!!
Mighty, mighty, mighty is the duvet
My freedom is your paralysis, Jim
My kneecap is a bicycle chain
Pass me that toad, I am STARVING!
Plasticine schoolmarms for all!
Spraypaint your wallaby and enjoy!
Take mine, it's Swiss plastic
Tell Carter his lizard is here..
Today - where past and future meet
Well, stab a dog and call me Eric..
Who? Me? No, it's his gander

Possible 4 Other Accounts for BRUMMY::LAWTON

Username	Total Posts	First Post	Last Post	Most Used Personal Name
BREW11::LAWTON	229	`Wed Jul 20 1988`	`Thu Jul 01 1993`	There ain't no Sanity Clause...
BOOZER::LAWTON	25	`Fri Mar 02 1990`	`Fri Aug 03 1990`	Harry!Harry! Grab his spleen!!
DSSDEV::BRUMMY::LAWTON	7	`Mon Aug 10 1992`	`Mon Aug 24 1992`	Take mine, it's Swiss plastic
VORTEX::BRUMMY::LAWTON	33	`Wed Apr 15 1992`	`Mon Jun 29 1992`	Tell Carter his lizard is here..

Summary of Posts

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Conference	Total Posts	Conference Title
terri::lpmud	83	LPMUD Multi User Dungeon Forum
7.286::ufos	48	UFOS
gidday::golden_turkey	45	Golden Turkey awards
napalm::guitar	28	GUITARnotes - Where Every Note has Emotion
7.286::humor	27	Humor - Read Note 2.*
stkhlm::zappa	24	Mothermania!
hydra::amiga_games	15	Amiga Games
select::trivia	6	Triviality is its own reward
7.286::expatriates	3	Expatriate Issues.
7.286::star_trek	2	STAR TREK
dypss1::brain_bogglers	2	Brain Bogglers
trucks::notes_help	2	Modify Conference/title= does this
rocks::uk_digital	1	Working for Digital in the UK
ssdevo::cd	1	Compact Discs V2.

Conference napalm::guitar (GUITARnotes - Where Every Note has Emotion)

28 posts

TOPIC	84.0	Guild Guitars
	84.10	`Wed May 06 1992 07:44`		5 lines
TOPIC	378.0	Chapman Stick info???
	378.6	`Wed Feb 26 1992 10:49`	Stick of a different flavour....	8 lines
TOPIC	743.0	Steinberger clones
	743.13	`Wed Feb 26 1992 10:58`	I'LL BUY THAT FOR A DOLLAR	20 lines
TOPIC	1895.0	Bass FX Note
	1895.21	`Fri Mar 27 1992 14:52`	WHAT BASS EFFECTS DO YOU RECOMMEND?	14 lines
TOPIC	2337.0	C.P. Thornton Bass Guitars
	2337.5	`Thu Apr 02 1992 11:24`		11 lines
TOPIC	2426.0	Worst Auditions
	2426.6	`Wed Jan 08 1992 18:49`	Another couple for y'all.	45 lines
	2426.10	`Thu Jan 09 1992 12:17`	A night of terror.....	60 lines
TOPIC	2435.0	`Mon Feb 10 1992 12:54`	Bass Synths	11 lines
	2435.2	`Tue Feb 11 1992 06:47`		10 lines
TOPIC	2438.0	`Wed Feb 12 1992 05:48`	TRACE ELLIOTT - THE KING'S NEW CLOTHES?	18 lines
TOPIC	2448.0	Band Names
	2448.36	`Fri Feb 28 1992 14:41`		10 lines
	2448.41	`Mon Mar 02 1992 06:46`		8 lines
TOPIC	2450.0	Marc Bonilla
	2450.20	`Thu Mar 12 1992 13:16`	Info	19 lines
TOPIC	2451.0	`Wed Feb 26 1992 05:41`	CARLOS RIOS	12 lines
	2451.2	`Wed Feb 26 1992 11:04`	I am not alone.......;-)	16 lines
	2451.4	`Thu Feb 27 1992 05:37`		20 lines
	2451.7	`Thu Feb 27 1992 12:02`	Digression at it's finest....	5 lines
	2451.9	`Mon Mar 16 1992 10:25`		5 lines
	2451.12	`Tue Mar 31 1992 15:37`		7 lines
TOPIC	2458.0	Steinberger
	2458.1	`Fri Feb 28 1992 12:50`	WHICH CAME FIRST?	5 lines
	2458.4	`Fri Mar 06 1992 06:43`		4 lines
TOPIC	2462.0	`Tue Mar 03 1992 18:23`	ARTHUR BARROW	12 lines
	2462.3	`Fri Mar 06 1992 06:39`	I want to see FZ eat ALL of Ike Willis....;-)	12 lines
	2462.5	`Thu Mar 12 1992 13:19`		6 lines
TOPIC	2463.0	Guitar Aesthetics
	2463.79	`Tue Mar 17 1992 06:17`		24 lines
TOPIC	2472.0	Adrien Belew
	2472.2	`Fri Mar 13 1992 11:46`		5 lines
TOPIC	2475.0	Creating backing tapes
	2475.1	`Mon Mar 16 1992 10:27`		9 lines
TOPIC	2490.0	handicapped musicians???
	2490.9	`Mon Apr 06 1992 08:40`		6 lines

Conference 7.286::star_trek (STAR TREK)

2 posts

TOPIC	389.0	ST:TNG - "The Best of Both Worlds - Part II"
	389.202	`Mon May 11 1992 11:30`	19 lines
	389.203	`Mon May 11 1992 11:33`	7 lines

Conference 7.286::ufos (UFOS )

48 posts

TOPIC	3.0	UFO Sightings
	3.461	`Wed Sep 05 1990 19:55`	High-altitude spy planes over the Phillipines?	13 lines
TOPIC	7.0	Voluntary Introductions
	7.77	`Thu Mar 14 1991 06:49`	Aaah, the prodigal voice of reason returns..	10 lines
TOPIC	10.0	UFO Evidence
	10.198	`Wed Oct 10 1990 17:39`	Looks pretty un-natural, mind you...	6 lines
	10.201	`Thu Oct 11 1990 10:37`	Itchcchc very nice chto meet you eeeeecccchhhh	6 lines
TOPIC	13.0	UFO Stealth/Secrecy
	13.49	`Fri Feb 22 1991 11:25`	Aha, I see the trend............	5 lines
	13.86	`Thu Feb 28 1991 10:33`	?	4 lines
TOPIC	33.0	TV Documentaries/Films/Shows on UFOs
	33.346	`Wed Oct 10 1990 17:52`	Ed, you naive boy........	6 lines
	33.349	`Thu Oct 11 1990 10:34`	The veil lifts.........	8 lines
TOPIC	42.0	Mars (Face/Buildings/Life)
	42.197	`Wed Mar 27 1991 15:04`	Another Hoagland chain yanking session, perhaps?	3 lines
TOPIC	82.0	The UFO Conspiracy
	82.124	`Wed May 01 1991 07:14`	Thules rush in, where noters fear to tread.....	4 lines
	82.127	`Thu May 02 1991 08:45`	Were they deer (sorry, cheap joke)	6 lines
TOPIC	83.0	Strange activity in the sky...
	83.21	`Wed Sep 05 1990 20:14`	True or false, Mary??	33 lines
TOPIC	84.0	Circular Evidence/Crop Circles
	84.231	`Fri Oct 05 1990 18:01`	It's a small dimension..but size doesn't matter..	6 lines
	84.257	`Sat Oct 20 1990 12:52`	..........	12 lines
TOPIC	100.0	Belgium UFO confirmed - The AP Press Article
	100.110	`Tue Oct 30 1990 08:15`	Well spoken, that man.............	12 lines
TOPIC	105.0	The End of the World
	105.42	`Tue Aug 28 1990 13:33`	Take your pill, lie down in a dark room......	29 lines
	105.67	`Fri Aug 31 1990 19:52`	BUT............	9 lines
	105.74	`Tue Sep 04 1990 14:00`	Strike that from the record	6 lines
	105.185	`Fri Oct 05 1990 19:03`	How big is a world?	28 lines
TOPIC	106.0	Ratholes and General BS Topic
	106.5	`Thu Oct 11 1990 17:27`	May I have a glass of milk and some cookies?	1 lines
	106.18	`Wed Oct 31 1990 11:05`	Terrans For Space Org.?	8 lines
TOPIC	110.0	UFO shootdown over Kalahari Desert
	110.25	`Thu Oct 11 1990 17:23`	Comments from the Elephant man	29 lines
TOPIC	111.0	Area 51
	111.11	`Tue Nov 06 1990 18:18`	DID THEY EVER COME BACK???	8 lines
TOPIC	117.0	Where UFOs are from.
	117.59	`Thu Dec 20 1990 17:52`	Weeeeellllll...........	10 lines
	117.60	`Thu Dec 20 1990 17:56`	Correction.........	7 lines
TOPIC	120.0	Ramtha, knows invasions...
	120.8	`Wed Dec 12 1990 11:15`	Avast, ye lubbers, make ready the saucers....	22 lines
TOPIC	121.0	Polarization and cooperation.
	121.7	`Fri Dec 14 1990 18:39`	Widely held views?	54 lines
	121.51	`Thu Dec 20 1990 19:45`	Hold on down, people.......	30 lines
TOPIC	125.0	The Resign Note
	125.1	`Tue Jan 22 1991 07:07`	Ah-hum	4 lines
TOPIC	126.0	StarTrek episode FIRST CONTACT
	126.3	`Tue Feb 26 1991 16:36`	Hear, hear............	3 lines
TOPIC	127.0	Back in the USSR
	127.2	`Thu Apr 25 1991 07:44`	Never mind the Ruskies, where are the noters?	5 lines
TOPIC	134.0	The Arena
	134.27	`Fri Feb 22 1991 20:08`	My real feeling rhymes with "snap".........	20 lines
	134.48	`Tue Feb 26 1991 16:31`	Note duly identified.	16 lines
	134.51	`Tue Feb 26 1991 17:21`	Au contraire......	10 lines
	134.54	`Tue Feb 26 1991 17:55`	?	19 lines
	134.57	`Wed Feb 27 1991 17:16`		44 lines
	134.63	`Wed Feb 27 1991 22:01`	Why should "they" bother at all?	37 lines
	134.66	`Thu Feb 28 1991 10:53`	Brief reply	10 lines
	134.68	`Thu Feb 28 1991 19:27`	Ed Preston and I are, in fact, Venusians, on a jou	149 lines
	134.71	`Fri Mar 01 1991 10:54`	To each his own.....maybe	26 lines
	134.111	`Thu Mar 07 1991 14:49`	I see...........	4 lines
	134.122	`Fri Mar 08 1991 13:44`	There's nothing like a witty exchange..and that..	8 lines
	134.126	`Tue Mar 12 1991 10:59`	Whoa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!	73 lines
	134.128	`Tue Mar 12 1991 14:07`	Pointer and sorce, please, Mary.	15 lines
	134.147	`Thu Mar 14 1991 10:57`	Answer the question	23 lines
	134.183	`Wed Apr 03 1991 16:28`	Hello-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo................	9 lines
	134.233	`Thu Jun 06 1991 07:51`	A message from a ponderer......	24 lines
	134.235	`Thu Jun 06 1991 12:26`	It is a far, far better thing that I do now....	21 lines

Conference dypss1::brain_bogglers (Brain Bogglers)

2 posts

TOPIC	1213.0	`Fri Oct 02 1992 19:53`	POINTER TO A MAN, PLAN, ETC ELONGATION...	7 lines
	1213.2	`Fri Oct 09 1992 13:07`		4 lines

Conference terri::lpmud (LPMUD Multi User Dungeon Forum)

83 posts

TOPIC	2.0	Sign In
	2.67	`Tue Sep 22 1992 17:10`		6 lines
TOPIC	7.0	Conference/Moderation Issues
	7.60	`Thu May 20 1993 08:09`		11 lines
	7.62	`Thu May 20 1993 10:24`		6 lines
	7.65	`Thu May 20 1993 12:32`		7 lines
	7.66	`Thu May 20 1993 12:33`		7 lines
TOPIC	43.0	The ''Is there a problem'' note
	43.38	`Mon Nov 23 1992 16:36`		8 lines
	43.54	`Tue Nov 24 1992 17:54`	Rhymes with "buck cloth"....	14 lines
TOPIC	54.0	More Imbibery!
	54.85	`Wed Jun 02 1993 14:33`		8 lines
TOPIC	59.0	Birthday note
	59.3	`Tue Sep 15 1992 09:33`		6 lines
	59.12	`Wed Mar 10 1993 11:01`		5 lines
	59.17	`Wed Apr 21 1993 08:54`	Yes, I was away...hello?	12 lines
	59.19	`Wed Apr 21 1993 09:55`		4 lines
	59.23	`Fri Apr 23 1993 07:57`		6 lines
TOPIC	60.0	Will got the package!!!
	60.1	`Tue Sep 15 1992 16:04`		5 lines
	60.9	`Thu Sep 17 1992 08:18`		3 lines
TOPIC	62.0	AMAZING NEWS!!
	62.1	`Mon Sep 28 1992 15:39`		7 lines
TOPIC	64.0	`Sat Oct 10 1992 07:59`	ENVIRONMENT WARNING	60 lines
	64.2	`Mon Oct 12 1992 09:46`		6 lines
	64.12	`Mon Nov 02 1992 15:07`		64 lines
	64.17	`Tue Nov 03 1992 08:24`		13 lines
	64.32	`Wed Nov 04 1992 18:56`		9 lines
	64.34	`Thu Nov 05 1992 07:18`		19 lines
	64.38	`Thu Nov 05 1992 08:47`		7 lines
	64.40	`Thu Nov 05 1992 12:25`		4 lines
TOPIC	65.0	Farewell my friends....
	65.2	`Mon Oct 19 1992 15:18`		8 lines
	65.4	`Tue Oct 20 1992 08:27`		6 lines
	65.6	`Wed Oct 21 1992 08:55`		10 lines
TOPIC	67.0	HELLUP !!
	67.2	`Mon Oct 19 1992 08:05`		3 lines
TOPIC	72.0	`Thu Dec 24 1992 07:31`	DO YOU KNOW IT'S CHRISTMAS??	9 lines
TOPIC	74.0	Cuteness is big round eyes and crying clowns
	74.6	`Fri Jan 22 1993 13:04`		10 lines
TOPIC	76.0	CHAZ Amalgated
	76.3	`Fri Jan 22 1993 13:08`		5 lines
TOPIC	78.0	THE BRITS ARE COMING!!!!
	78.101	`Wed Mar 10 1993 08:08`		23 lines
	78.103	`Wed Mar 10 1993 11:03`		5 lines
	78.108	`Wed Mar 10 1993 18:40`		4 lines
TOPIC	79.0	FYI
	79.2	`Wed Feb 03 1993 13:46`		6 lines
	79.8	`Thu Feb 04 1993 08:53`		5 lines
	79.11	`Thu Feb 04 1993 12:33`		5 lines
TOPIC	82.0	Brits to Maine?
	82.4	`Wed Mar 10 1993 08:20`		15 lines
TOPIC	92.0	MUD wedding!!!!
	92.16	`Mon Apr 26 1993 08:18`		8 lines
	92.18	`Mon Apr 26 1993 13:16`		16 lines
	92.30	`Tue Apr 27 1993 15:23`		14 lines
	92.32	`Tue Apr 27 1993 15:48`		17 lines
	92.34	`Tue Apr 27 1993 15:58`		9 lines
	92.42	`Wed May 05 1993 12:28`		5 lines
TOPIC	95.0	`Thu May 20 1993 08:12`	NEW ROOM	7 lines
TOPIC	96.0	`Thu May 20 1993 14:16`	The "What Happened Yesterday That Was Boring" Note	27 lines
	96.2	`Thu May 20 1993 16:56`		8 lines
TOPIC	97.0	Conan the Pommy Tourist.
	97.19	`Wed Jun 02 1993 15:52`		3 lines
TOPIC	98.0	DON'T TALK TO STRANGE PEOPLE
	98.15	`Tue Jun 08 1993 18:24`	GIN	35 lines
	98.16	`Wed Jun 09 1993 12:09`	CARRAMON	43 lines
	98.17	`Wed Jun 09 1993 12:44`	JANE	41 lines
	98.18	`Thu Jun 10 1993 10:42`	MYTH	36 lines
	98.19	`Thu Jun 10 1993 13:09`	LONEWOLF	43 lines
	98.20	`Thu Jun 10 1993 13:33`	ELBOW	37 lines
	98.21	`Tue Jun 15 1993 09:50`	PEABRAIN	38 lines
	98.22	`Tue Jun 15 1993 11:41`	DENZIL	39 lines
	98.23	`Wed Jun 16 1993 12:12`	CUSTARD	45 lines
	98.25	`Thu Jun 24 1993 09:17`	WINNOWILL	31 lines
	98.26	`Thu Jun 24 1993 09:43`	MIKLA	36 lines
	98.27	`Thu Jun 24 1993 11:28`	THOSE WE HAVE KNOWN, LOVED AND SHARED COCOA WITH	100 lines
TOPIC	99.0	Replies to Wolfie's note on the strange but true of MUDVille
	99.9	`Wed Jun 09 1993 11:52`		6 lines
	99.12	`Wed Jun 09 1993 14:48`		7 lines
	99.21	`Tue Jun 15 1993 11:56`		8 lines
	99.28	`Mon Jun 21 1993 08:19`		10 lines
TOPIC	101.0	How Wales Went.
	101.5	`Mon Jun 14 1993 08:52`		4 lines
	101.11	`Mon Jun 14 1993 11:00`		5 lines
	101.26	`Wed Jun 16 1993 12:16`		9 lines
TOPIC	102.0	Ayuh, frum Maine (accents)
	102.8	`Tue Jun 15 1993 08:30`		15 lines
TOPIC	103.0	A Party on Hageln's side of the pond.
	103.5	`Tue Jun 15 1993 14:47`		7 lines
	103.12	`Wed Jun 16 1993 08:06`		5 lines
	103.15	`Wed Jun 16 1993 11:06`		5 lines
	103.18	`Wed Jun 16 1993 13:32`		7 lines
TOPIC	104.0	Seriously Folks
	104.7	`Fri Jun 25 1993 09:20`	It's Ellie Mentary, the famous jazz singer.	34 lines
TOPIC	105.0	The Doctor is in.
	105.4	`Fri Jun 25 1993 09:25`	Help me.	13 lines
	105.6	`Fri Jun 25 1993 12:20`		4 lines
TOPIC	106.0	`Fri Jun 25 1993 14:04`	VOTE FOR YOUR MAYOR!	21 lines
	106.3	`Fri Jun 25 1993 15:30`		7 lines
	106.35	`Tue Jun 29 1993 08:12`		16 lines
	106.37	`Tue Jun 29 1993 09:06`		5 lines
	106.39	`Tue Jun 29 1993 10:25`		5 lines
	106.45	`Tue Jun 29 1993 16:21`		4 lines
	106.47	`Tue Jun 29 1993 16:39`		12 lines
	106.60	`Wed Jun 30 1993 16:41`	AND THE WINNER IS........	27 lines

Conference select::trivia (Triviality is its own reward)

6 posts

TOPIC	3611.0	`Wed Feb 12 1992 09:46`	IV not IIII	13 lines
TOPIC	3613.0	Three Little Pigs
	3613.4	`Tue Mar 03 1992 23:00`	Come out or I'll re-design your hallway...	5 lines
TOPIC	3618.0	dynasty TV show trivia????
	3618.1	`Wed Apr 01 1992 18:07`		3 lines
TOPIC	3626.0	Famous Vegetarians
	3626.1	`Wed May 06 1992 14:11`		3 lines
TOPIC	3627.0	The first of many. Most elsewhere ...
	3627.4	`Mon May 11 1992 11:23`		3 lines
	3627.5	`Mon May 11 1992 11:24`		3 lines

Conference 7.286::humor (Humor - Read Note 2.* )

27 posts

TOPIC	40.0	Signs, billboards, bumper stickers, etc.
	40.503	`Wed Mar 10 1993 08:44`		9 lines
TOPIC	56.0	The Russians
	56.35	`Tue Apr 27 1993 13:52`		19 lines
TOPIC	73.0	Light bulbs
	73.54	`Thu Nov 26 1992 18:17`		8 lines
TOPIC	87.0	MAIL and NOTES headers [personal names]
	87.177	`Fri Apr 23 1993 13:19`		13 lines
TOPIC	146.0	Limericks
	146.288	`Wed Mar 10 1993 10:04`		3 lines
	146.291	`Wed Mar 10 1993 14:48`		2 lines
	146.322	`Thu Mar 11 1993 10:18`		7 lines
	146.327	`Thu Mar 11 1993 13:46`		7 lines
TOPIC	170.0	Golf Humor
	170.45	`Mon Nov 23 1992 10:42`		19 lines
	170.46	`Mon Nov 23 1992 10:49`		28 lines
	170.47	`Mon Nov 23 1992 17:19`		42 lines
TOPIC	210.0	MALAPROPISMS
	210.30	`Wed Feb 24 1993 10:54`		11 lines
TOPIC	214.0	Garbled Lyrics
	214.118	`Wed Feb 24 1993 10:56`		7 lines
TOPIC	229.0	Merging Rock Groups
	229.39	`Mon Nov 23 1992 17:34`		10 lines
TOPIC	298.0	UFO jokes
	298.1	`Mon Nov 23 1992 17:55`		57 lines
TOPIC	406.0	Religion...
	406.23	`Mon Nov 23 1992 18:28`	All a question of pork, I suppose.....	18 lines
	406.24	`Mon Nov 23 1992 18:37`		53 lines
	406.25	`Mon Nov 23 1992 18:41`		10 lines
	406.26	`Mon Nov 23 1992 18:49`		30 lines
TOPIC	410.0	Euphemisms for Death
	410.64	`Fri Dec 04 1992 12:33`		3 lines
	410.65	`Fri Dec 04 1992 12:33`		3 lines
TOPIC	536.0	condom jokes
	536.23	`Thu May 20 1993 10:34`		15 lines
TOPIC	568.0	I stuck up for you...
	568.10	`Thu Nov 26 1992 19:17`		8 lines
TOPIC	585.0	Last night I dreamt...
	585.19	`Mon Nov 23 1992 19:08`		10 lines
TOPIC	594.0	Ever Wonder Why ?????
	594.103	`Thu Nov 26 1992 17:40`		23 lines
TOPIC	611.0	Bundy-isms
	611.5	`Fri Dec 11 1992 10:32`		5 lines
TOPIC	635.0	Slogans / Catch Phrases
	635.2	`Wed Apr 28 1993 08:21`		12 lines

Conference hydra::amiga_games (Amiga Games)

15 posts

TOPIC	203.0	Classic Games
	203.28	`Tue Nov 17 1992 08:05`		12 lines
	203.30	`Thu Nov 19 1992 09:47`	What a player!!!!	10 lines
	203.32	`Mon Nov 23 1992 09:24`		6 lines
TOPIC	275.0	Monkey Island I
	275.13	`Fri Jan 08 1993 18:02`		9 lines
TOPIC	278.0	Zool:Has anyone seen it??
	278.7	`Thu Nov 19 1992 09:50`	"Zool" cheat	10 lines
TOPIC	287.0	Pinball Fantasies (PB Dreams II)
	287.5	`Tue Jan 12 1993 08:28`		4 lines
	287.8	`Wed Apr 21 1993 10:12`		4 lines
	287.10	`Wed Apr 21 1993 13:29`		7 lines
	287.13	`Thu Apr 22 1993 11:43`		9 lines
TOPIC	291.0	`Wed Nov 25 1992 17:27`	OctaMed	13 lines
	291.2	`Thu Nov 26 1992 12:59`		8 lines
	291.4	`Thu Nov 26 1992 17:09`	How about I just kill the drum machine owner?	9 lines
TOPIC	328.0	Flashback.
	328.3	`Wed Jun 02 1993 10:38`		3 lines
	328.7	`Wed Jun 02 1993 14:36`		3 lines
	328.10	`Mon Jun 21 1993 09:55`		4 lines

Conference gidday::golden_turkey (Golden Turkey awards)

45 posts

TOPIC	2.0	The Worst Historical Movie
	2.16	`Tue Oct 09 1990 17:51`	"Don't move...this lance is loaded..."	7 lines
TOPIC	3.0	The worst SF Movie
	3.127	`Tue Oct 09 1990 18:36`	Just to bring this topic up to date.....	24 lines
TOPIC	9.0	Genuinely offensive books
	9.71	`Tue Oct 09 1990 18:55`	Read it and weep....	13 lines
TOPIC	53.0	Most reviled political leader in the world
	53.19	`Mon Nov 05 1990 17:47`	Here's an obscure one for you......	5 lines
TOPIC	55.0	Dumbest Lawsuits
	55.22	`Mon Nov 05 1990 18:10`	The possibilities are endless........	18 lines
TOPIC	56.0	Dumbest Criminals
	56.89	`Tue Mar 31 1992 13:28`		6 lines
	56.95	`Wed May 27 1992 01:40`		5 lines
TOPIC	70.0	Turkey Laws
	70.24	`Thu Dec 13 1990 10:46`	Taxi drivers really do take the p***....	4 lines
	70.29	`Fri Mar 27 1992 16:56`		14 lines
	70.31	`Tue Mar 31 1992 13:27`		8 lines
	70.34	`Wed Apr 01 1992 18:01`		8 lines
TOPIC	78.0	Catch-22 Instructions
	78.26	`Tue Oct 09 1990 19:06`	?	9 lines
TOPIC	79.0	Worst Pop Tune
	79.84	`Thu Sep 13 1990 12:00`	Discs for the "Jukebox From Hell"	51 lines
	79.86	`Fri Sep 14 1990 12:10`	Total shitski......	13 lines
	79.89	`Mon Sep 17 1990 12:08`	Bet he doesn't brag about it.....	6 lines
	79.93	`Thu Sep 20 1990 11:26`	Inamattapowa, inamattapowa, sonfowa, inamow...	24 lines
TOPIC	83.0	Worst Drivers
	83.37	`Thu Oct 11 1990 18:08`	Gotta be the Saudis	24 lines
	83.40	`Tue Jan 15 1991 10:43`	In Arabic "M'sh allah" ("Um shallah" phonetically)	7 lines
TOPIC	90.0	Did they REALLY say that!
	90.27	`Tue Oct 09 1990 19:27`	Some pearls...	43 lines
	90.32	`Tue Mar 12 1991 06:54`	"........I'm only the piano player..."	7 lines
	90.34	`Tue Mar 17 1992 10:54`		8 lines
TOPIC	92.0	Sports Beauties
	92.19	`Thu Oct 11 1990 17:45`	I do believe he was a seeded player.....	7 lines
	92.20	`Tue Oct 16 1990 10:49`	A penchant for stating the bloody obvious.....	7 lines
	92.25	`Mon Apr 29 1991 12:06`	Chop a line, now	5 lines
	92.26	`Wed May 01 1991 07:17`	Odds on favourite?	8 lines
	92.27	`Wed May 01 1991 07:20`	A penchant for stating the bloody obvious......	8 lines
TOPIC	94.0	Worst Company Names
	94.69	`Wed Oct 10 1990 17:08`	A couple for you....	10 lines
	94.76	`Wed Oct 02 1991 08:36`		7 lines
TOPIC	96.0	Worst Wording in a Birth Announcement
	96.58	`Wed Oct 10 1990 18:21`	Once knew a John Looney....	10 lines
TOPIC	114.0	Worst First Date
	114.8	`Fri Nov 16 1990 10:56`	Saute or fricasee??	21 lines
TOPIC	122.0	<< WORST ENGLISH >>
	122.10	`Tue Oct 09 1990 17:25`	All part of the rich tapestry of life.....	38 lines
TOPIC	123.0	Funny if taken out of context...
	123.58	`Tue Oct 09 1990 16:17`	Bob Beaman step aside......	9 lines
	123.71	`Fri May 15 1992 15:22`		16 lines
TOPIC	128.0	Funereal Bloopers
	128.2	`Tue Oct 09 1990 17:39`	In the worst possible taste......	11 lines
TOPIC	140.0	`Mon Nov 05 1990 18:33`	Worst practical jokes or "Oh, you B******!!!!"	22 lines
	140.3	`Tue Nov 06 1990 14:14`	One man's warp is another man's impulse (drive)...	6 lines
	140.9	`Mon Dec 03 1990 11:00`	NOT NASTY ENOUGH.....	109 lines
	140.13	`Thu Dec 06 1990 12:11`	Strange, but true.....	61 lines
TOPIC	143.0	`Tue Jan 08 1991 15:13`	Who was that masked turkey?	26 lines
	143.5	`Wed May 01 1991 10:03`	This once made the Queen laugh..and Prince Albert.	4 lines
TOPIC	145.0	`Mon Feb 25 1991 17:45`	Worst Breaches Of Trust	8 lines
	145.2	`Tue Feb 26 1991 18:06`	Ah, yes............	5 lines
TOPIC	148.0	`Mon Apr 29 1991 09:26`	TURKEY TIMING	3 lines
	148.1	`Mon Apr 29 1991 09:32`	Touche, monsieur...........	15 lines
	148.2	`Mon Apr 29 1991 09:38`	The white zone is for loading and unloading only...	16 lines

Conference rocks::uk_digital (Working for Digital in the UK)

1 posts

TOPIC	769.0	"A complete review of salaries and benefits"
	769.37	`Wed Jun 16 1993 18:13`		5 lines

Conference ssdevo::cd (Compact Discs V2.)

1 posts

TOPIC	169.0	Love and Money
	169.5	`Sat Oct 06 1990 08:14`	With whiplash marks all over his back......	17 lines

Conference stkhlm::zappa (Mothermania!)

24 posts

TOPIC	50.0	Where did they all go?
	50.24	`Tue Sep 04 1990 01:56`	Coupla more bits	10 lines
	50.25	`Tue Sep 04 1990 06:19`	TOMMY MARS?	8 lines
	50.27	`Thu Sep 06 1990 23:52`	Ah, there you have me....	9 lines
	50.46	`Tue Nov 26 1991 13:30`		12 lines
	50.49	`Wed Nov 27 1991 14:22`		7 lines
TOPIC	55.0	lookin for zappa nice guitar soundin album
	55.5	`Tue Sep 04 1990 06:10`	Here's a couple......	8 lines
TOPIC	60.0	Zappa's related musicians
	60.3	`Fri Nov 02 1990 17:08`	Holdsworth info.	7 lines
TOPIC	64.0	`Tue Jan 22 1991 13:10`	Release Dates	8 lines
TOPIC	71.0	Donny's Enormous Teeth....They're All-White
	71.1	`Thu May 02 1991 18:35`	Donny and Marie can both take a bite.....	4 lines
TOPIC	76.0	Frank is 50? Woah...
	76.5	`Mon Jun 01 1992 17:44`		6 lines
TOPIC	83.0	Zappa concert on Channel 4 (UK)
	83.8	`Wed Oct 23 1991 11:19`	Dance the Groove again, everybody....	9 lines
TOPIC	85.0	Understatements
	85.12	`Thu Jan 30 1992 20:05`	Not that I'd know for sure, of course...	5 lines
	85.19	`Tue Feb 18 1992 21:11`		13 lines
TOPIC	90.0	your personnal top 10
	90.7	`Thu Oct 31 1991 13:15`	Here we go.........	26 lines
TOPIC	102.0	The Todd Rundgren/FZ connection?
	102.1	`Fri Jan 31 1992 23:20`	No, not now....	6 lines
	102.3	`Mon Feb 03 1992 22:47`		23 lines
TOPIC	103.0	Help, I'm a rock
	103.4	`Fri Feb 28 1992 20:49`	Trick or treat?	6 lines
	103.6	`Fri Feb 28 1992 22:31`	Someone pour me a brandy......	7 lines
	103.9	`Tue Mar 03 1992 23:29`	Someone break out the joss sticks....	8 lines
	103.12	`Fri Mar 13 1992 21:05`		5 lines
	103.14	`Fri Mar 20 1992 21:29`		14 lines
TOPIC	104.0	`Thu Feb 27 1992 15:37`	SOPHIA/WARREN	24 lines
TOPIC	105.0	Best 'non-Zappa' Record(s)
	105.4	`Tue Apr 14 1992 20:04`		5 lines
TOPIC	110.0	Frank in Playboy Magazine
	110.1	`Wed Mar 10 1993 14:55`		4 lines

Conference trucks::notes_help (Modify Conference/title= does this)

2 posts

TOPIC	207.0	`Tue Sep 11 1990 19:38`	>Include reply in reply	14 lines
	207.6	`Thu Nov 15 1990 15:41`	AH, I see....but.....	6 lines

Conference 7.286::expatriates (Expatriate Issues.)

3 posts

TOPIC	170.0	`Tue Sep 11 1990 10:47`	IMMIGRATION STATUS?	13 lines
	170.2	`Tue Sep 11 1990 15:47`	Well, wodja know?	7 lines
	170.3	`Fri Sep 14 1990 10:04`	Anudder wun....	4 lines

Additional information

First Post:	`Tue Aug 28 1990`
Last Post:	`Wed Jun 30 1993`
# Topics:	20
# Replies:	267
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