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Posting history for user 36058::CARROLLJ

124 notes across 4 conferences

Known Personal Names (11)

aka Dr. Emilio Lazardo
All things sick and ulcerous
Contains Phenyalanine. Damn.
Even a clown knows when to strike
Gilligan! Drop those coconuts!!
Good. Fast. Cheap. Pick Two.
I've been laughing, fast + slow
Immanuel Kant was a real . . .
People Who Died, Died
The Bright-Eyed Boy
the man, the legend, the satyr

Possible 1 Other Accounts for 36058::CARROLLJ

Username	Total Posts	First Post	Last Post	Most Used Personal Name
NEMAIL::CARROLLJ	712	`Thu Nov 01 1990`	`Wed Nov 08 1995`	Immanuel Kant was a real . . .

Summary of Posts

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Conference	Total Posts	Conference Title
bookie::movies	64	Movie Reviews and Discussion
7.286::humor	51	Humor - Read Note 2.*
grim::monty_python	7	Sudden ... violent ... comedy
mcknly::castle_rock	2	CASTLE ROCK: The World of Stephen King

Conference grim::monty_python (Sudden ... violent ... comedy)

7 posts

TOPIC	5.0	Introductions
	5.193	`Fri Oct 25 1991 00:16`	Hedge! Hedge!, oh damn, SHRUBBERY!! SHRUBBERY!!	13 lines
TOPIC	20.0	Favorite quotes
	20.209	`Fri Dec 06 1991 17:53`	Eric the Vikin', eh?	23 lines
TOPIC	27.0	Record Albums
	27.19	`Thu Apr 02 1992 04:06`	Beginning Of Very Important Reply	13 lines
TOPIC	137.0	Demised, deceased.... a former conference!
	137.26	`Tue Mar 03 1992 04:12`		10 lines
TOPIC	151.0	Terry Gilliam' directs again...
	151.3	`Sat Oct 26 1991 00:16`	The Royal BassMaster	21 lines
TOPIC	159.0	Bad News for Python Fans!
	159.10	`Fri Mar 27 1992 00:32`	moo	8 lines
TOPIC	163.0	Where'd it Go??!!
	163.8	`Fri May 15 1992 00:40`		3 lines

Conference 7.286::humor (Humor - Read Note 2.* )

51 posts

TOPIC	3.0	I read this conference (Intro note)
	3.236	`Mon Jan 24 1994 18:42`	and no more references to Shawn's butt!!	7 lines
	3.244	`Wed Jan 26 1994 16:46`	ha? heh heh . . . . somethin' . . .	12 lines
	3.248	`Wed Jan 26 1994 19:57`	I think I'm allergic too . . .	13 lines
TOPIC	8.0	The JUNK Note
	8.10	`Mon Sep 14 1992 18:45`	no, not a speed walker . . .	17 lines
TOPIC	21.0	"Quotable" Quotes
	21.239	`Sun Aug 30 1992 13:43`	some more . . .	7 lines
TOPIC	75.0	Alleged Musical humor
	75.33	`Thu Nov 04 1993 18:10`	I guess I won't get a rimshot . . .	40 lines
TOPIC	87.0	MAIL and NOTES headers [personal names]
	87.190	`Tue Nov 09 1993 11:06`	still waiting for the sequel . . .	6 lines
TOPIC	214.0	Garbled Lyrics
	214.111	`Tue Sep 15 1992 15:17`	that lucky, lucky girl	7 lines
	214.126	`Fri Nov 05 1993 12:53`	a lovely little ditty . . .	66 lines
TOPIC	229.0	Merging Rock Groups
	229.34	`Mon Sep 07 1992 12:08`	H-H-Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm-m-m-m	12 lines
	229.37	`Tue Sep 08 1992 12:34`	sum mor'	10 lines
TOPIC	241.0	Looking for a Joke...
	241.31	`Tue Nov 09 1993 13:15`	EMT jokes?	8 lines
	241.33	`Thu Nov 11 1993 11:19`	81,82 - whateva! :-)	5 lines
TOPIC	386.0	Jokes about DEC
	386.7	`Thu Jul 23 1992 18:11`	They're coming!! They're coming!!	12 lines
TOPIC	411.0	If Men Got Pregnant...
	411.29	`Fri Jan 28 1994 10:33`	IMGP, all births would be C-sections, for one thing	15 lines
TOPIC	433.0	Movie Sequels that Shouldn't be Made
	433.24	`Wed Feb 23 1994 10:36`	And in this corner, His Holiness . . .	11 lines
TOPIC	505.0	Mashed potatoes
	505.372	`Sun Jun 07 1992 09:56`	blah blah blah	8 lines
	505.382	`Wed Jun 10 1992 22:01`		6 lines
	505.402	`Sun Jun 21 1992 14:13`	ooh la la	10 lines
	505.447	`Sun Jul 12 1992 11:16`	oh, my . . . . . wit wit wit	11 lines
	505.450	`Tue Jul 14 1992 18:43`	ha.	6 lines
	505.482	`Sun Aug 09 1992 10:48`	yeah yeah	6 lines
TOPIC	523.0	Virus Alert - From the Internet
	523.6	`Wed Jun 10 1992 22:05`	who's who?	6 lines
TOPIC	540.0	Heaven and hell
	540.5	`Sun May 01 1994 15:06`	truth in advertising	12 lines
TOPIC	564.0	1001 Uses for a Dead Cat
	564.26	`Tue Jul 07 1992 22:45`	never never	6 lines
TOPIC	568.0	I stuck up for you...
	568.8	`Mon Jul 20 1992 20:36`		6 lines
TOPIC	588.0	Office Humor Wanted
	588.41	`Sun Aug 30 1992 13:33`	ahem . . . ahem . . oh, HA	11 lines
TOPIC	590.0	Cookbook Comedy
	590.3	`Sun Aug 30 1992 13:36`	mmmmmmmmmm ... .. ..... good	7 lines
TOPIC	594.0	Ever Wonder Why ?????
	594.45	`Mon Sep 07 1992 12:21`	trekkies beware . . . . . . .	35 lines
	594.46	`Mon Sep 07 1992 12:22`	whoopsie	9 lines
	594.239	`Tue Nov 23 1993 16:57`	arrrgghh	5 lines
TOPIC	596.0	Contradictions
	596.17	`Mon Sep 07 1992 12:31`	ho hum hoh ho	9 lines
	596.21	`Sun Sep 13 1992 12:48`	ah . . . . . ha. (?)	5 lines
TOPIC	597.0	oldest jokes in the world
	597.18	`Mon Sep 07 1992 12:36`	now these are really! old	17 lines
TOPIC	602.0	80/20 rules
	602.4	`Wed Sep 09 1992 12:53`	jus' a youngun'	6 lines
TOPIC	621.0	Bill/Hillary Clinton Jokes
	621.92	`Wed Nov 17 1993 17:15`	- his first 25 cent piece	7 lines
TOPIC	668.0	TRUTH AND TRUST
	668.4	`Thu Nov 18 1993 20:09`	and their lips are moving . . .	18 lines
TOPIC	672.0	YO MAMA...
	672.15	`Fri Nov 12 1993 15:25`	Sienfeld, for the uneducated . . .	5 lines
TOPIC	673.0	halloween humor
	673.12	`Mon Nov 01 1993 12:34`	Auuugh! It has teeth!!!	10 lines
TOPIC	674.0	Sung To The Tune Of...
	674.11	`Tue Dec 21 1993 12:38`	12 pains of chistmas	19 lines
TOPIC	676.0	The Official Bobbit Note
	676.4	`Mon Nov 22 1993 18:38`	snip, slice, cut, shear, pare, sever	17 lines
	676.11	`Tue Nov 23 1993 11:07`	hardy har har	14 lines
	676.96	`Wed Jan 26 1994 16:40`	Question of the Year	15 lines
TOPIC	685.0	Skating jokes ???
	685.3	`Tue Feb 01 1994 13:23`	Bobo - be a battering ram!	12 lines
TOPIC	689.0	MASSACHUSETTS
	689.147	`Thu Mar 31 1994 14:11`	season deliniation	11 lines
TOPIC	692.0	If Digital ran a restaurant...
	692.12	`Tue Apr 26 1994 21:15`	DEC bureaucracy in action . . .	16 lines
TOPIC	693.0	Vasectomy anyone?
	693.2	`Wed Apr 06 1994 12:21`	groan	7 lines
TOPIC	694.0	help a mother with distant son?
	694.1	`Thu Apr 07 1994 11:11`	hope this helps! - JC	36 lines
TOPIC	695.0	`Fri Apr 15 1994 12:17`	Stupid Roommate Tricks	262 lines
TOPIC	700.0	PC dictionary
	700.6	`Sat Apr 30 1994 14:42`	few more . . .	17 lines
TOPIC	701.0	MTV's Beavis & Butt-Head
	701.8	`Sat Apr 30 1994 14:45`	Answering the phone a McDonald's	3 lines

Conference mcknly::castle_rock (CASTLE ROCK: The World of Stephen King)

2 posts

TOPIC	46.0	More horror/fantasy authors
	46.90	`Sun Jan 31 1993 14:16`	suggestion + answer	17 lines
TOPIC	213.0	New Book -- Dolores Claiborne
	213.13	`Sun Jan 31 1993 14:00`	blah blah blah	13 lines

Conference bookie::movies (Movie Reviews and Discussion)

64 posts

TOPIC	40.0	Cape Fear
	40.8	`Mon May 02 1994 16:01`	other movie...	5 lines
TOPIC	47.0	Academy Award Nominations (Oscars)
	47.166	`Fri Apr 15 1994 16:53`	Sick and Twsited and Terrific	16 lines
	47.168	`Mon Apr 18 1994 13:41`	Festival of Animation list...	18 lines
TOPIC	82.0	Point of No Return
	82.12	`Thu May 26 1994 15:53`	slight nit/correction :-)	10 lines
TOPIC	86.0	Obscure Horror Movie Topic
	86.33	`Mon Jul 25 1994 22:03`	Attack of the Killer Horror Movie!!!	6 lines
TOPIC	150.0	Favorite Movie Quotes
	150.104	`Thu Aug 04 1994 21:50`	One of Burt's best ( not saying much, I know )	7 lines
	150.112	`Fri Aug 05 1994 15:38`	clarification	5 lines
TOPIC	288.0	Field of Dreams
	288.27	`Tue Mar 08 1994 09:25`	best medicine	8 lines
TOPIC	358.0	Funniest Film Ever
	358.93	`Wed Feb 02 1994 20:14`	top movies . . . and quotes :-)	11 lines
TOPIC	366.0	Dazed and Confused
	366.17	`Fri Apr 08 1994 17:41`	Hazing in the movie...	24 lines
TOPIC	368.0	The Piano
	368.34	`Tue Feb 01 1994 13:59`	yes, good flick...and an answer :-)	23 lines
TOPIC	387.0	Mrs Doubtfire
	387.22	`Wed Feb 02 1994 20:17`	happy happy, soy, soy	7 lines
TOPIC	403.0	Schindler's List - Spielberg
	403.35	`Fri Jan 28 1994 19:51`	excellent 5 stars ( outta 5 )	14 lines
	403.44	`Thu Feb 03 1994 12:48`	weep for the future . . .	1 lines
TOPIC	414.0	Directorial and other Cameos
	414.6	`Fri Jan 28 1994 20:15`	clever Alfred	10 lines
	414.8	`Fri Jan 28 1994 21:44`	Notorious, indeed :-)	6 lines
TOPIC	416.0	Sci-Fi Movies.
	416.69	`Thu Feb 10 1994 13:54`	bit of a stttrrretch of credibility :-)	8 lines
	416.73	`Thu Feb 10 1994 21:07`	Gimme some sugar, baby...	12 lines
	416.75	`Thu Feb 10 1994 21:14`	I may look bad, but I feel gooooood	4 lines
	416.88	`Wed Apr 06 1994 15:15`	okay, okay, so it ain't a movie . ..	8 lines
TOPIC	428.0	Shadowlands
	428.15	`Tue Feb 08 1994 11:31`	happy happy, sad sad	20 lines
TOPIC	431.0	The Flintstones
	431.13	`Thu Mar 03 1994 10:05`	meet the...	19 lines
TOPIC	432.0	Bad guys
	432.52	`Mon Feb 14 1994 17:32`	Don't worry - it drives just like a truck...	7 lines
	432.59	`Mon Feb 28 1994 19:20`	What's that song? ... Jeremy? :-)	8 lines
TOPIC	439.0	The Blues Brothers
	439.9	`Fri Feb 04 1994 12:47`	oh yeah, I love the movie, too :-)	17 lines
TOPIC	456.0	Hudson Hawk
	456.3	`Mon Feb 07 1994 16:23`	...would you like to swing on a star? . . .	4 lines
	456.11	`Thu Feb 10 1994 16:58`	rathole perpetuation...	4 lines
	456.13	`Thu Feb 10 1994 21:12`	perpetual rathole perpetuation	23 lines
TOPIC	460.0	Clue
	460.1	`Tue Feb 08 1994 11:35`	Game Precedes Movie	13 lines
TOPIC	474.0	Boxing Helena
	474.5	`Tue Mar 01 1994 10:53`	<verb>ing ,something>	19 lines
TOPIC	478.0	Batman Forever (Batman III)
	478.2	`Tue Mar 01 1994 10:57`	as long as Macaulay Culkin isn't Robin :-)	9 lines
TOPIC	480.0	Reality Bites : Whose reality is doin' the chompin'
	480.6	`Tue Mar 01 1994 18:07`	sounds slightly familiar . . .	15 lines
TOPIC	482.0	Movie Myths/Cliches
	482.6	`Thu Mar 03 1994 09:59`	guns -n- ammo -n- ammo -n- ammo...	25 lines
	482.62	`Wed May 25 1994 00:35`	uh oh. better get . . .	9 lines
TOPIC	498.0	Naked Gun / Naked Gun 2 1/2 / Naked Gun 33 1/3
	498.23	`Mon May 23 1994 02:16`	or : Head to Head ( you figure it out :-) )	4 lines
TOPIC	501.0	The Paper
	501.2	`Fri Mar 25 1994 17:16`	Boston Herald	6 lines
	501.4	`Mon Mar 28 1994 20:18`	quick summary... no spoilers	12 lines
TOPIC	527.0	Tim Robbins - a new talent?
	527.14	`Tue Apr 26 1994 17:14`	"Now you see me, now you don't!" "What???"	15 lines
	527.16	`Wed Apr 27 1994 01:39`	yeah yeah! That's the one! :-)	9 lines
	527.21	`Thu Apr 28 1994 15:52`	'who was that?' 'Leif the Lucky...'	13 lines
TOPIC	530.0	Michelle Pfeiffer info
	530.16	`Tue Apr 26 1994 21:21`	Michelle's part in Amazon Women on the Moon	8 lines
TOPIC	536.0	`Sat Apr 30 1994 14:25`	With Honors	15 lines
	536.2	`Mon May 02 1994 15:33`	no what yer thinkin' . . .	5 lines
	536.4	`Mon May 02 1994 17:14`	among other things...	5 lines
TOPIC	543.0	The Crow
	543.2	`Thu May 05 1994 22:03`	The C-C-C-C-C-crrooooow Knows!	9 lines
	543.13	`Sat May 14 1994 03:55`	terrific flick	21 lines
	543.16	`Mon May 16 1994 20:59`	doubletakes . . .	8 lines
	543.20	`Fri May 20 1994 15:49`	possibly . . .	13 lines
	543.25	`Tue May 24 1994 01:51`	Thank you - the Mgmt :-)	10 lines
TOPIC	558.0	The Breakfast Club
	558.6	`Thu May 26 1994 15:49`	demented and sad, but social . . .	3 lines
TOPIC	567.0	Wolf
	567.5	`Thu Jun 09 1994 00:49`	a mere observation . . .	6 lines
	567.8	`Thu Jun 09 1994 20:31`	mouthing off ( again ) . . .	22 lines
TOPIC	568.0	Soundtracks
	568.7	`Thu Jun 09 1994 00:51`	like, really . . .	5 lines
TOPIC	576.0	THE SHADOW
	576.1	`Mon Jun 27 1994 15:02`	Dark and Twisted - and these are the good guys!	15 lines
	576.3	`Mon Jun 27 1994 17:37`	stay tuned for next week's exciting installment!	14 lines
	576.6	`Mon Jun 27 1994 19:28`	don't pull on Superman's cape . . .	5 lines
TOPIC	586.0	`Tue Jul 05 1994 18:11`	The Mask	14 lines
	586.10	`Tue Aug 02 1994 20:03`	Honest!	11 lines
TOPIC	588.0	Forrest Gump
	588.20	`Mon Jul 25 1994 22:00`	wonderful movie . . .	9 lines
	588.22	`Tue Jul 26 1994 22:43`	and that's all I have to say about that :-)	12 lines
	588.28	`Mon Aug 15 1994 18:16`	ping pong poing	7 lines
TOPIC	598.0	My Father the Hero
	598.2	`Mon Aug 01 1994 23:31`	2 more cents	4 lines
TOPIC	605.0	Guilty Pleasures: Bad Movies We Love
	605.10	`Tue Aug 23 1994 18:16`	ps - the last one is a real movie, kids.	18 lines
TOPIC	653.0	Naked Lunch
	653.11	`Wed Sep 21 1994 23:36`	Let's play William Tell, honey . . .	8 lines

Additional information

First Post:	`Fri Oct 25 1991`
Last Post:	`Wed Sep 21 1994`
# Topics:	3
# Replies:	121
# We have note bodies for:	64

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