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Title: Soccer Football Conference
Notice:Don't forget your season ticket.....
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Created:Thu Aug 08 1991
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32.0. "Manchester United FC" by GALVIA::SPAIN (New personal name wanted) Thu Aug 08 1991 17:31

    
    This is the Manchester United topic.
    
    Gary.
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32.1United No 1ESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyThu Aug 08 1991 20:059
32.2Scouser jibe at Mancs No.1 of a new conference!!!!!RDGENG::SWIFFENThu Aug 08 1991 20:339
Well here's the first dig at United in a new conference. They only went and lost
5-1 last night to Austria Vienna and new boy Parker was responsible for 3 of
the goals and also got himself booked. I am now certain it is something to
do with United that reasonable, even good players like Parker end up nervous 
wrecks!!

Keep Smiling Stretford Enders!!!

Chris.
32.3The predictable Mancs.ESSB::MCUNNIFFEI HATE THE MANCSThu Aug 08 1991 21:559
    
    Manchester United were thrashed 5-1 last night in a friendly against
    Austria Vienna in Linz. But what about this for a lame excuse. Manager
    Alex Ferfuson blamed fatigue for this result. The season hasn't even
    started and the Mancs are jaded out. Brian "choccy" McClair scored the
    only goal for the Mancs.
     
        rgds,
         Martin
32.4Busby is a LegendESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyFri Aug 09 1991 16:0810
32.5ho ho hoLARVAE::HUTCHINGS_PMisteak.?..what Misteak.?Fri Aug 09 1991 18:116
    Well well....
    
    The City reserves have started well then.....
    
    :-) :-) :-) :-)
    
32.6Palli is OutESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptySat Aug 10 1991 14:5610
32.735,000 at OT for MattESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyMon Aug 12 1991 12:4012
32.8Great stuff Paul mate!!RDGENG::SWIFFENMon Aug 12 1991 16:235
I am now honestly convinced Paul Parker was bought by someone else to stop any
remote chance United have of attempting to win the league. He scored another 
own goal yesterday!!! 2 in 2 games , good rate that!!

Chris
32.9The same old story to continue.ESSB::MCUNNIFFECARPE DIEMMon Aug 12 1991 17:2311
    I can say with a good deal of certainty that if Utd. had Maradonna,
    Pele, Best or Aldo in their team, they would still be conceeding
    own-goals. On a more serious note, it looks as if Utd. don't even have
    a remote chance of winning the league title. They needed to buy some
    quality players like Liverpool have done but opted for a Russian, a
    Danish keeper(now that's good buying when one considers the rules for
    UEFA competitions) but I think Parker will turn out to be a good buy.
      Yes, it does look increasingly likely that Utd. will be reaching the
    quarter-century without a league title.
      
        Martin. 
32.10pops a crockDOOZER::OPERATORTue Aug 13 1991 16:328
     
    Guess what.....??? BRYAN ROBSON will not start against NOTTS COUNTY
    he was injured in the testimonial it seems to be a calf injury.
    
    Its getting a bit much................don't you think.I mean he's
    the buisness but but but.....I can't keep making excuses for him.
    
    
32.11BRYAN ROBSONCOMICS::HAWLEYno, its a flower potTue Aug 13 1991 17:147
    > he's the buisness but but but.....I can't keep making excuses for him.
    
    dont bother mate...weve been laughing at him for years...
    now, hes just becoming an embarrassment.
    
    Ian.
    
32.12Scousers love talking about UNITEDESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyTue Aug 13 1991 19:2813
32.13United's TitleESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyWed Aug 14 1991 20:3314
32.14RDGENG::SWIFFENWed Aug 14 1991 20:4410
Brian,

 The difference was that you paid that amount of cash a few years back for a
defender who was not experienced in the top flight. We have paid less now for
an international class defender!! United are actually a good bet this year as 
the 7/4 odds for Arsenal and Liverpool are ridiculous if you want to win any 
cash. It just shows that the bookies have no faith in the rest of the First
Division when the third favourites are at 8/1!!

Chris.
32.15No title this time around.ESSB::MCUNNIFFECARPE DIEMWed Aug 14 1991 21:448
    Odds or no odds, I can't see Utd. with a chance of winning the league.
    We know nothing about the Russian or the Danish keeper and you still
    have Mike Phelan, Neil Webb and Robbo who is surely well past it by
    now. So there is a total absence of strength or indeed ability in the
    middle of the field to mount a serious title challenge.
       In my opinion, Utd. will do well to finish in the top five.
      
         Martin.
32.16a cut above the restMINDER::MACDONALDIWed Aug 14 1991 22:329
    re -1
    
    
    (  In my opinion, Utd. will do well to finish in the top five.)
    
    	Just above liverpool then ??!!!
    
    
    im
32.17gems from no. 1 noterESSB::BREEThu Aug 15 1991 13:268
    Odds or no odds.....
    
    You just can't see.
    
    Martin, give me 4/1 on United finishing in the top 5.
    
    
    Paul
32.18United's transfer record is not too hot..TRUCKS::SANTThu Aug 15 1991 14:5438
    
    	re last few...
    
    	Despite being a life-long UTD nut, I have to agree with those that
    	criticise the sense of some of our recent "aquisitions". 
    
    	Pallister at 2.3m was lunacy but what we had to pay to get him.
    	We paid (and continue to pay !!) silly money for Ince..
    	Phelan.....utter waste, I think he's rubbish.
    	Webb - probably seemed OK at the time, but has proved doubtful.
    
    	All in all, Liverpool have been able to buy the best (Barnes,
        Beardsley, Rush from Juve) because the best players want to play
    	in the best side and are prepared to go there and test themselves
    	with the best.
    
    	Utd will continue to struggle to lure the likes of Wright,
    	Saunders to OT whilst they continue to be a "good" side but not
    	a "great" side, and winning the league title (yes, Martin, I
        KNOW..) is the best measure of that.
    
    	I remain hopeful that we can have a good year this season, but 
    	being a serious title contender with a collection of good players
    	rather than a top-class squad could prove difficult, if not
    	impossible.
    
    	We'll see, but I'm not too confident. Our best chance of honours
    	remains winning one of the cups, with a top three finish in the 
    	League.
    
    	Consistency is the key. We play well against 'pool, Arsenal, Leeds,
    	and give up far too many points to lesser sides. Liverpool don't
   	typically do that, and last year when they did, Arsenal didn't and
    	they won the League.
        
    	
    	Andy.
        
32.19RDGENG::SWIFFENThu Aug 15 1991 15:107
Andy,

 An excellant and honest United note.

Must be applauded for talking common sense

Chris
32.20It's our YearESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyThu Aug 15 1991 15:5820
32.21More ramblings.......TRUCKS::SANTThu Aug 15 1991 16:2840
    
    	Yes, Brian...I too live in hope. There IS only ONE UNITED...
    
    
    	But to clarify what I was saying,
    
    	Pallister. He has not been excellent value. He took 18 months to
    	look an accomplished player. For 2.3m I would expect the finished
    	article!! He looks better now, and I like his temprement. And yes,
    	he will be around (hopefully..) for years to come. Still not
    	considered "International" class by those that make the decisions,
    	though...
    
    	Ince is woeful. He's volatile, has too few "good" games - again,
    	I expect more for so much money - , sometimes violent, doesn't
    	score enough (any!) goals. He looked good as a big fish in a small
    	pool (sorry to West Ham fans..) but his Ambrose Mendy-run bandwagon
    	has proven ill-founded for me. I say he should go, and soon. 
    
    	Phelan is cr*p.
    
    	And what about Danny Wallace !!! (thanks for reminding me, Antony
    				
    				8-(   
     
    	Jeez, words fail me.....When I think Liverpool paid 900k for Barnes, 
    	and we paid 800k for that camel...ask yourself if that was good 
    	business..
    
    	I'll be rooting for United as much as ever this year, but no one
    	can convince me that we've been too clever in the transfer market
    	recently. Paul Parker is one of the few "coups" we've achieved, in
    	my opinion. I think he will prove to be worth every penny. When
    	I hear Liverpool fans saying "..wish we'd bought him.." that gives
    	me a good feeling!!
    
    	And Sparky will score this season's first Div.1 goal !! 
    
    
     	Andy.
32.22WhoopsKERNEL::WATTERSONI wasn't pushed - I jumpedThu Aug 15 1991 17:236
    
    
    Man Utd lost 0-1 in a testimonial at VS Rugby (non-league cub) last
    night.
    
    Paul
32.23no bargainESSB::BREEThu Aug 15 1991 17:323
    I reckon the worst buy ever was that haircut Mal Donaghy.
    
    Paul
32.24"Little" clubs got to make money somehow...SED750::SADATTarik Sadat: London South TCCThu Aug 15 1991 17:477
Interesting to see the Utd fans (and others) complaining about so-called high
transfer fees...

Remember you're supposed to be the elite. You want a Super-League? You got it!

;-)
Tarik
32.25good-buyDOOZER::OPERATORThu Aug 15 1991 18:1621
    
    I must say something to defend poor old MIKE PHELAN,you are all
    saying he is c**p thats not true he played well through the last
    half of the season and never let us down when playing at right back.
    I agree he is not a UNITED player or the type of player that supporters
    want to see but give the man some credit....He was the best we had
    at the time and never let UNITED down with his commitment..yes maybe
    lacks skill and pace and would'nt my first choice but a pat on his
    back for his guts and commitment and asked to play out of position.
    
    
    As to the note about transfers its good to see UNITED buy players
    who we can look forward to becoming good players.At one point they
    seemed to buy players who used to be at their prime and only wanted
    to play for a big club and a big wage before there careers finished
    for example:ALAN BRAZIL,IN SOME CASES FRANK STAPLETON,GARRY BIRTLES
    GEORGE GRAHAM (going back some,but arrived at UNITED with a big
    name at the end of his career and did nothing)GORDAN MCQUEEN,and
    I am sure there are more.Its good to see UNITED buy players who
    are developing rather than supporters sitting and waiting to see
    if big name players produce the goods that they once did.
32.26Pally is FitESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyFri Aug 16 1991 15:5513
32.27100% recordKERNEL::MCCOMBESat Aug 17 1991 21:3011
    
    
    United  2 - Notts County 0
    Hughes
    McClair
    
           47,000+ crowd, the doors were locked an hour before the 
    start with thousands still outside. Sounds like a good start,
    anyone got a math report..?
    
    Duncan.
32.28KERNEL::MCCOMBESat Aug 17 1991 21:365
    
    
         Or a 'match' report even.......
    
    Duncan.
32.29WARNUT::PICKERINGSSimon PickeringMon Aug 19 1991 14:0414
    re .27
    ACtually the second scorer for United was a marvellous volley from
    Robbo (the man who can't play and is always injured, never makes the
    start of a season  etc etc).
    
    The Russian 'Connie' played a blinder; very quick and inventive.
    There's going to be some ragged defences when he teams up with Sharpe.
    
    PP kept a clean sheet!
    
    ANd United are top of the league!
    
    PS: Local radio expect a renewed bid from Forest for Webb this week.
    Webb didn't even make subs on Saturday.
32.30A Good StartESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyMon Aug 19 1991 14:1112
32.31Is Webb on the way out???MACNAS::MJGREANEYMon Aug 19 1991 14:146
    RE:-2
    	does this renewed bid from Forest mean that Ferguson is willing to
    let Webb go?? I read somewhere that Ferguson maintained he wanted the
    strongest possible squad and Webb would be part of it!
    
    M.J.
32.32One down....41 to go...TRUCKS::SANTMon Aug 19 1991 15:1119
    
    	Good start for us. A result away to Villa this week is now vital.
    
    	Glad to see Sparky getting the first (of many) for Utd this season.
    
    	Lets hump Big Ron's escapologists (sp?) from Saturday and set the 
    	pace, with 'pool and Arsenal mis-firing a little at the start of 
    	the season and Spurs getting lucky (Southampton should have had
    	six but forgot where the goal was...)
    
    
    
    	tip for Wednesday:
    
    	Villa 0 - 1 Utd		McClair  60 mins.
    
    
    	Andy.
    
32.33WARNUT::PICKERINGSSimon PickeringMon Aug 19 1991 17:2211
    re .31
    
    Ferguson wants 2M for Webb; Forest so far have offered 1.5M. If Forest
    offer 2M then I would assume it's too good an offer to refuse. Webb has
    never really hit it off at OT, mainly because of injuries and he's
    played out of position -- right side of midfield rather than centre.
    
    I'd be sorry to see him go, mainly because he's not one of the
    'headless' chicken type midfield players (aka Batty, Ward, McCall) but
    can actually pass acurately more than 10 yds -- witness his pass in the
    Cup Final to Lee Martin.
32.34Let him GoESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyMon Aug 19 1991 18:2011
32.35Which 4 for Europe ?AIMTEC::WICKS_AAtlanta's Most Infamous WelshmanTue Aug 20 1991 03:4914
    Re .30,
    
    Interesting to see United playing with 6 non-english players on
    Saturday (I don't know what nationality Ferguson is?). 
    [Liverpool played with 5 so they have a similiar problem]
    
    I imagine that the goalie and both Hughes and Mclair will make the cut for
    the Europen games - but that would mean cutting one or both of the
    full-backs; which might not be the best thing to do.
    
    Comments anyone?
                
    Andrew.D.Wicks
    
32.36Perhaps something like...WARNUT::PICKERINGSSimon PickeringTue Aug 20 1991 13:2421
    I would imagine the team to be
    
    Schmicael (or however its spelt) Danish
    Parker
    Bruce
    Pallister
    Martin
    Ince
    Robson
    Konelski     Russian
    McClair      Scottish
    Hughes       Welsh
    Sharpe
    subs: Webb, Wallace, Beardsmore, Beardsmore (Welsh) , Irwin (Irish)
    
    Seems a bit lacking if any injuries. Can subs be 'foreigners' as long
    as on 4 foreigners on pitch at any one time?
    
    CAn't understand why teams have just rolled over and accepted this
    ruling; seems a restraint of trade under EC rules.
    
32.37Only 4 per Squad..UPROAR::SHORESDdavid shoresTue Aug 20 1991 13:4511
    
    Only 4 foreign players allowed per squad. Thus United need some more
    English subs. Maybe thats why they won't let Webby return to his best
    hunting ground at FOREST?   8-) 8-) 8-)
    
    Come on UU RRREDDDSS...
    
    3 Points from Leeds tonite..
    
    DavidS.
     
32.38SPURS FOR THE CUP !!!!!SUBURB::SEARCHRROBERT SEARCHThu Sep 12 1991 15:566
    
    Problem with United having soooooo many foreigners is......only players 
    playing in foreign countries will play for United......cause they are
    the only ones who HAVEN'T seen the pitch !!!!!!!!!!!!!
    
    Cheers...Rob..
32.39INFO URGENTLY REQUIRED.SUBURB::SEARCHRROBERT SEARCHThu Sep 12 1991 16:005
    INFO WANTED.....
    
    Who scored the United goal that won the 1990 Cup Final ?
    
    
32.40ARRODS::OHAGANBGrrreat.....SoopahThu Sep 12 1991 16:093
    Lee Martin (?)
    
    
32.41MU Schedule?WR2FOR::HARPHAM_LYThu Sep 12 1991 22:0413
    
    Hello!
    
    I'm a Yank, married to an old "Stretford ender", who I'm holding
    hostage here in San Francisco, CA.  I've told him about this note,
    and he just can't believe it!!!  He asked me to enter a reply and
    see if anyone would be willing to publish this year's schedule for
    Manchester United here.  
    
    Thank you very much in advance!
    
    Lynn
    
32.42Not bad for a READING supporter, eh?DUCK::TRINDERSThu Sep 12 1991 23:1880
32.43Results so FarESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyThu Sep 12 1991 23:2415
32.44Thankyou!!!WR2FOR::HARPHAM_LYFri Sep 13 1991 00:339
    
    Simon and Brian, you guys are terrific!!!  Tony will be elated!
    (I'll have to think of something I REALLY want, and use this info
    as a bribe....)
    
    Thank you SO much!
    
    Lynn
    
32.45Here we goMINDER::MACDONALDIMUFC ECWC ChampionsFri Sep 13 1991 15:0425
    
    I see Ferguson hopes that Andrei K will be fit to play on Saturday
    against Southampton. Have to wait and see. 
    United to win 3-1, YES even away to Southampton.
    
    United are still debating on who should play in the 1st Round of the
    ECWC. Deifinates are probably Schmiechal(sp!) Hughes, McClair and one
    other between Andrei K(if fit) Dennis Irwin and Giggs. Should be intersting
    who he picks. Will probably be from:-
    Schmiechal
    Parker
    Irwin?
    Pallister
    Robson
    Ince
    Hughes 
    McClair
    Andrie K?
    Sharpe
    Wallace
    Giggs?
    Bruce
    
    
    im
32.46Strong SquadESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyFri Sep 13 1991 15:597
    United have used 16 players already this season, and Sharpe, Wallace,
    Martin, Robins, and Beardsmore have still to appear. This shows how
    strong the squad is and it will stand to us as the season wears on.
    
    Brian.
    
    
32.47WARNUT::PICKERINGSSimon PickeringFri Sep 13 1991 17:002
    Robson can't play in 1st ECWC game; he's been suspended as he was
    booked too often in last year's glory run.
32.48LIVE T.V.SUBURB::LEEAFri Sep 13 1991 17:253
    Anyone know if the Man U match in the ecwc is live on t.v.
    
    A.L.
32.49Not on LiveESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyFri Sep 13 1991 20:1411
32.50its onWELCLU::KENTRicky's dadFri Sep 13 1991 21:548
    
    ITV are showing Utd v Pae something Live on Wednesday at 2.20pm, with
    the Arsenal game live in the evening, directly opposite Liverpool v a
    lot of part timers. Oh dear, I seem to have next Wednesday booked as a
    holiday as well.
    
    happy viewing
    Gary
32.51Satellite for Saturdays gameTROOA::PBLANEYRegional Technology Support GroupSat Sep 14 1991 01:2013
    What happened all the other entries to this note ?
    
    Anyway, as I had said in one of those entries, we get a match here in
    Canada live every Saturday. Well, United are on this week, and will be
    several times this season. In case anyone over there wants to pick up
    the Satellite, TSN (the sports network, a TV channel over here hwo
    provide the program) have told me it is on:
    
    Galaxy 6 satellite, Transponder (channel) 24.
    
    I believe it is not scrambled. Enjoy!
    
    Paul
32.523 pointsESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptySat Sep 14 1991 15:476
32.53WARNUT::PICKERINGSSimon PickeringMon Sep 16 1991 16:274
    re .49
    Perhaps I'm mistaken; or local radio is!
    
    
32.54Still On TopESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyMon Sep 16 1991 16:2816
32.55E.C.W.CSUBURB::LEEAMon Sep 16 1991 16:567
    In a squad of 16 you are only allowed 4 foreign players.
    
    Also robson is suspended so he will not be playing.
    
    Prediction 3-0 to United
    
    A.L.
32.56Not too slippy in GreeceMINDER::MACDONALDIMUFC ECWC ChampionsMon Sep 16 1991 17:2515
    
    
    Prediction for the ECWC
    
    UNITED 4 	PAE Athinaikos 0
    
    
    And on Saturday 
    
    UNITED 5 	The MAD Hatters 0
    
    Nearly each member of the team scoring a goal this week ??!!!
    
    
    macca
32.57Don't write Luton off.BAHTAT::BLYTHEEe bah gum th's trouble at t'millMon Sep 16 1991 17:5412
    re -1
    
    I don't think Luton will be pushed over 5-0 at OT. The Mancs will have
    been over to Greece, and will be tired and Luton at home isn't
    glamorous is it. I would not be surprised if the Hatters get a point.
    
    Anyway, what is going on - the Mancs seem to have some consistency, how
    long will this go on for. There are some hard games in October, eg the
    Arse and the Pool at OT, if 4 points are taken from these 2 games, then
    maybe the Mancs will have to be taken seriously. Time will tell.
    
    jb.
32.58Live TvXSTACY::MDUNPHYThe Hit ManMon Sep 16 1991 20:367
re .54
	Are you sure??? - Utd on tv
	surely they'd show the champions Live.. European cup takes a preference
over the ECWC


Mick...
32.59The Mancs Lead By 5ESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyMon Sep 16 1991 21:0216
32.60United are No 1 with ScousersESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyTue Sep 17 1991 17:2315
32.614 To StartESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyTue Sep 17 1991 18:4915
32.62Always Look On The Bright Side Of LifeESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyWed Sep 18 1991 13:027
32.63Cunno Devoted to UnitedESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyWed Sep 18 1991 19:396
32.64YUPPY::PANESThe great cucumber robberies of 1989Wed Sep 18 1991 19:4215
    <<< Note 32.63 by ESSB::BLONG "The Scousers Trophy Cabinet is Empty" >>>
                         -< Cunno  Devoted to United >-

>    Just got a phone call from Cunno in Crete to let me know that United
>    are Drawing 0-0 at half time.
    
    
    Surely that should read;

    Just got a phone call from Cunno in Crete to let me know that United
    are Drawing 0(O)-0(O) at half time.
     
     SoToUoAoRoTo


32.65A DrawESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyWed Sep 18 1991 20:4815
32.66Crap CRAp CRAP ..........SIOG::DAWSONWed Sep 18 1991 21:2317
    
    Just back from  a late lunch-hour(or two) and if thats the best that
    the current holders can do WELL ............
    
    This was PATHETIC !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    
    United should have won this easily but they were CRAP....
    
    
    I cant see them going very far this year ,if this is the best they 
    can offer.
    
    
    cheers
    
    Liam
    
32.67Its over 2 legsMINDER::MACDONALDIMUFC ECWC ChampionsWed Sep 18 1991 21:4518
    
    re -1
    
    playing in the middle of a greek sunny afternoon. not having a full
    strength squad. crap food and only arriving yesterday. these are my
    excuses.
    
    
    anyway, this competition is who plays better over two legs, so if you
    don't play well in one game, then you have one other game to rectify
    the situation i.e. play your guts out
    
    
    so we will easily beat them at OT. maybe not as i predicted. but we'll
    see how the pool and the arse do tonight.
    
    
    macca
32.68United are ThereESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyWed Sep 18 1991 22:538
32.69Great campaigners in Europe! LooneypoolMACNAS::VBLAKEWed Sep 18 1991 23:1815
       
    
    	< a typical looneypool performance >
    
    	At last you admit that Liverpool were/are the kings of Europe
    	as regards British teams.
    
    	A typical looneypool performance is usually 2-0 maybe 3-0.
    
    	
    	Vinnie.
    
    
    Hope I don't regret this note.
    
32.70typicalMACNAS::VBLAKEWed Sep 18 1991 23:247
    
    
    
    	Liverpool 1 up after 10 mins.   (typical looneypool)
    
    
    	 
32.71It's over....6-1MACNAS::VBLAKEThu Sep 19 1991 01:0113
    
    
    Brian
    
    	You better take a day off!!
    
    Looneypool 6  H.Laahti 1
    
    And they are still playing......
    
     Don't you just love it when a plan comes together! < Hannibal Smith  >
    
    
32.72Mancs don't HideESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyThu Sep 19 1991 12:2213
32.73Surely you jest!MACNAS::VBLAKEThu Sep 19 1991 12:346
    
    
    	Oh! What a jester you are Brian!!
    
    
    
32.74Bobby Robson in disguise??AIMTEC::WICKS_AAtlanta's Most Infamous WelshmanThu Sep 19 1991 17:169
    .67,.68 and .72 appear to have been written by Bobby Robson the
    ex-England manager who obviously is now working for DEC.
    
    Have any other noters noticed this outbreak of 'Robsonism' in hear
    later?
    
    Regards,
    
    Andrew.D.Wicks
32.75exMACNAS::VBLAKEThu Sep 19 1991 17:467
    
    
    Didn't Utd. lose 5-1 to the Shopkeepers X1 that Arsenal beat
    6-1 last night, in a pre-season game.
    
    
    Makes you wonder !!!!!               
32.76So....OPG::TONYThu Sep 19 1991 18:104
What are you trying to imply... ????
I suppose that makes them 11 goals better than United does it ??

tony
32.77How many goals?????REPAIR::ATKINSThu Sep 19 1991 18:236
    
       If that's the case then United were 6 goals better than Arsenal in
    	the rumbelows cup>>>>>>>>>
    
    	Andy
    
32.78The Mancs lead by 4ESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyThu Sep 19 1991 18:3411
32.79Who's talking about fact's!MACNAS::VBLAKEThu Sep 19 1991 18:5818
    
    Brian,
    
    Got ya goin I think.
    
    I never said that Austria Vienna were shopkeepers, but if you
    think that Liverpool got 6, because H.LAHTI were partimers
    what are Utd. if the Austrian's can score 5 against you lot
    and Arsenal hammer them getting 6.
    
    I would not even suggest that Arsenal are __only__ 11 goals better 
    than Utd., everyone knows that when it comes down to the wire
    Arsenal are in a different league.        
    
    Whatever the outcome of all this, happy noting and someday you
    too could score 6.......or let in 6...
    
    Vinnie.
32.80Villa 0 United 1ESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyThu Sep 19 1991 19:2811
32.81Great Dive though!MACNAS::VBLAKEThu Sep 19 1991 20:138
    
        Brian,
    
    	You can come back down now!!
    
    	I would not judge any team on one performance, even Villa
    
    	Vinnie.
32.82Be Nice !KAOFS::G_LARKINdtn 621-4091Thu Sep 19 1991 23:557
    Vinnie,
    
    Leave the poor Mancs supporters alone. You know they're such a
    sensitive bunch, and anyhow a 0-0 draw must count as good for a team of
    their calibre:-)
    
    Gerry
32.83ok! Tomorrow is be nice to Mancs day. MACNAS::VBLAKEFri Sep 20 1991 01:481
    
32.84and now . . .TROOA::PBLANEYRegional Technology Support GroupFri Sep 20 1991 04:0928
    Well,
    
    I watched United live last Saturday over here, and they were crap most
    of the game. First 15 minutes they should have had 3, then they gave up
    and let themselves play to the level of Southampton. If it was not for
    Robbo & Sparky, we'd have been in trouble. Note who is just behind us
    in the league, after their 'bad' start. 
    
    No surprise we tied in Greece. These guys should be fit - heat or no
    heat. It wasn't exactly cold for the Greeks, and with the UK weather
    you all have been boasting about to us ex-pats lately, United have no
    excuse. However, it's a long road to a cup defence, and United will
    succeed 2-0 in the next game. This new 'foreign' player rule forces
    United into trying more team players out in league games. They need 16
    players all capable of playing against any team - might just have that
    now. 
    
    Luton will be tough, but a nice gift from the schedule. Then a win
    against the Greeks on the return will set us up nicely for Liverpool -
    should be a great game. Let's face it, wherever United play is almost
    always the game of the week, with games against 'pool bigger than cup
    finals.
    
    Four points up in the league should keep us honest and hard-working.
    
    Brian - Vinnie got you!
    
    Paul
32.86United in EuropeOPG::TONYFri Sep 20 1991 15:3912
    Ok...Chaps..
    
    We had all this abuse last year...about how bad we were in the ECWC.
    And as you all know we WON IT...So shut it...I dont think anyone out
    there is eligible to critisize us. Has anybody won a European Trophy
    recently.(British clubs of course)...???    NO....  And dont start
    giving  facts which we United are always being reminded about
    HISTORY....
    
    Tony
    
    
32.87KAOFS::G_LARKINdtn 621-4091Fri Sep 20 1991 16:594
    I know Liverpool are good, but it would be hard for them to win a
    European Trophy when they were'nt in Europe.
    
    Gerry
32.88Who's Fault is it AnywayESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyFri Sep 20 1991 18:279
32.89No CompetitionMINDER::MACDONALDIMUFC ECWC ChampionsFri Sep 20 1991 20:1617
    re - a few back
    
    it was me that made the prediction for saturday of 5-0 against luton.
    
    however i will not withdraw it, but will settle for at least a 3-0
    scoreline
    
    then to beat the greek side in mid-week 2-0
    beat the arse as easily as luton and the same against the 'pool.?!
    
    
    now answer that one.
    
    which-ever way, we'll still be on top.
    
    
    macca 
32.90Lot of room on the sideboard yetKAOFS::G_LARKINdtn 621-4091Sat Sep 21 1991 00:508
    re .88
    I was just saying that it would be hard to win a trophy without  being
    in the competition......we all know whose fault it was! As for the
    sideboard, I doubt the Mancs will be paying any overtime to have their
    silverware cleaned.
    
    Gerry
    
32.91No Brasso at AnfieldESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptySat Sep 21 1991 17:457
32.92After 40 MinutesESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptySat Sep 21 1991 19:489
32.93United lead 2-0ESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptySat Sep 21 1991 20:299
32.943-0ESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptySat Sep 21 1991 20:354
32.954-0 UnitedESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptySat Sep 21 1991 20:374
32.96Still TopESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptySat Sep 21 1991 20:5217
32.97Returned from exile..TRUCKS::SANTMon Sep 23 1991 15:0536
    
    	After two weeks away from this place (oh it's good to be back) there
    	is much to reflect on what has been happening to Utd.
    
    	I was unfortunate to watch the Greek game live on the box. We were
    	not convincing. A tremendous save by Peter near the end of the 1st
    	half kept a clean sheet, but we really should have been 2-0 up by
    	then.
    
    	Further misses in the second half (one from Ince after a great run)
    	kept the scoreline blank. Don't believe all the rubbish about Utd
    	being fortunate - any "neutral" watching would have thought we were
    	the home side such was our domination of possession - key to
    	success in europe. I can't see us having too much diffficulty in
    	the 2nd leg.
    
    	And we're still out front in the league! Poor performance away to
    	Southampton last week but three points...recent seasons have seen
    	us struggle to get results when we play badly. Thrashed Luton 5-0
    	and the media say we didn't play too well ...?!? It'll do for me.
    
    	Thanks to Leeds on Saturday for burying their Big Match Hoodoo,
    	beating 'pool. Tough game this week (assuming we don't trip over
    	Cambridge on Wednesday in the League Cup..) away to Spurs. They're
    	scoring well.
    
    	Nice to see Utd still generate so much interest with
    	non-believers (re recent additions to this topic.. 8-))
    
    	Interesting point on the Greek game...Alan Parry reported there
    	were more Utd supporters in Athens than Athinaikos supporters...
    	goes to show how truely BIG Manchester United is around the world.
    
    	Comments please....... 8-)
    
    	Andy. 
32.98Spot on 5-0MINDER::MACDONALDIMUFC ECWC ChampionsMon Sep 23 1991 15:4314
    re -89
    
    	What did I say. 5-0 and people didn't beleive me. Huh !
    
    	Well now to Wednesday against Cambridge, I'd say 3-1 to Man Utd,
    and then away at Spurs on Saturday I would say 2 - 0 again to Utd.
    
    	If these are the correct scores, then I should at least be on TV,
    earning a bundle of dosh...
    
    	See ya on St and Greavsie.
    
    
    macca
32.99Crystal balls.....TRUCKS::SANTMon Sep 23 1991 16:1316
    
    	Any win on Wednesday should prove enough for the second leg, so
    	I'll say 2-0 to us.
    
    	As for Saturday...this is likely to be our toughest test since
    	the Leeds game. I'll settle for a draw, with Lineker on the boil
    	and Durie off it, I'll go for 1-1  - Hughes and Samways scoring.
    
    	We must take at least a point away to teams like Spurs/Everton/
    	Arsenal/Leeds/Liverpool (assuming 'pool are still one of the
    	top clubs this year 8-)...) so avoiding defeat is essential. The
    	best way to do that is to keep playing the sort of attacking 
    	football we've been showing so far this season and NOT to sit
    	back.
    
    	Andy.
32.100Wait till the end of Oct.BAHTAT::BLYTHEEe bah gum th's trouble at t'millMon Sep 23 1991 17:218
    The Mancs are still doing well, however, they are now into a period
    when they meet some of the bigger teams, Tottenham, Liverpool and the
    Arse in the next 3 weeks. If they are still on top at the end of
    October, then the spectre of 25 years may start to fade a little.
    
    A draw at the Totts will be a good result.
    
    jb.
32.1017 out of 9 will doESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyMon Sep 23 1991 17:268
32.102We ain't won NOTHING yet.....TRUCKS::SANTMon Sep 23 1991 18:3013
    
    	re .100 (well done JB!)
    
    	Yup - you're right. The next three games should give a real 
    	indication of Utd's possibilities this year. Make no mistake,
    	I'm not predicting ANYTHING about us winning the league. So far
    	all we've won this season is a few matches. No big deal yet.
    
    	It's the stuff dreams (for us Utd fans) are made of to be still
    	ahead in May. God knows we've waited a long time. I'm prepared
    	to wait until nearer the time before saying anything too loud!
    
    	Andy.
32.103Jingle BellsBAHTAT::BLYTHEEe bah gum th's trouble at t'millMon Sep 23 1991 18:569
    If things keep on at the rate they are at the moment, then the next big
    game will be Sat 28 Dec at Elland Road. 
    
    The Mancs big match readiness will be tested in the next 3 weeks,
    fortunately, there is Home advantage for the Arse and Pool games. 5
    points from these 3 games will be good going. I predict a draw at the
    Totts, a win vs the Pool and losing / draw to the Arse.
    
    jb.
32.104Still top come Oct 20thAYOV27::BUSPLN167867Mon Sep 23 1991 20:3510
    
    	I agree with JB, 5 pts from these games will be good going.
    	If we are still there or thereabouts come Oct 20th I will be
    	happy, the fixture list SHOULD be a bit easier after that.
    
    	There is still a long way to go and we have been disappointed
    	before, but I have a feeling this is our year.
    
    
    			Scott
32.106Hey Scott !!TRUCKS::SANTTue Sep 24 1991 18:029
    
    
    	re .104....  Ssssshhhhhhhhhh.......  you'll wake up those gremlins.
    
    
    				8-)
    
    
    	Andy.
32.107TOTH::CHAVESTue Sep 24 1991 18:3625
    Now that I can tap into live English League telecasts, can someone
    tell me what days the league plays and starting times?
    
    For those of you in the U.S. and Canada with a satellite dish here is
    all you need to know in order to tap into the English games, thanks
    to Noter Paul Blainey, Canada. 
    
    Satellite: Galaxy 6
    Channel: 24
    
    Also,
    
    In my travels I've discussed football over a few beers in several
    countries in Europe, Asia and Central America. Whenever someone
    mentioned the word UNITED, everyone else automatically assumed it
    was the Red Devils he/she was referring to. I know of no other team
    that generates as much world-wide interest. I think the old airplane
    disaster left a permanent memory of Utd in fans everywhere that seems
    to pass on from generation to generation. Liverpool, Benfica, Milan, OM, 
    etc, are talked about often, when they are on top. Utd are talked about 
    regardless of the position they occupy in the standings.
    
    Go UTD!!
    
    JC
32.108Latest newsESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyTue Sep 24 1991 20:5911
32.109Phelan is still useless.ESSB::MCUNNIFFETHE SCOUSERS TROPHY CABINET IS FULLWed Sep 25 1991 22:4721
    
    
    
    Yes, I'm back and totally disgusted that a team as inept as the Mancs
    can lead the first division. Being totally fair and honest, I can say
    with 100% certainty that it is Liverpool's crippling injury problems
    rather than Utd's great ability that has the Mancs nine points ahead of 
    the Pool. Nevertheless, the time to celebrate is the first week in May
    when all teams have completed their 42 games. Somehow, I think that
    come this time next year, I will still be talking about 1967. While in 
    Crete, I watched the game between Utd. and Athenaikos and found with
    some pleasure that some of the local Cretians has a similar feeling to
    mine, namely, a total dis-like of Man. Utd. 
    The Mancs now have three tough games coming up against Spurs(a),
    Liverpool(H) and Arsenal(h). Defeat against the Pool and hopfully one
    of the other teams will put them off the top.
      All I can say is that even too much sun didn't affect my attitude
    towards the Mancs.
    
       Cunno.
    
32.110Return of the Cretian (2000?)....TRUCKS::SANTThu Sep 26 1991 12:1927
    
    	re last diatribe..... 8-)
    
    	Glad to see the league-leaders are still getting under your skin,
    	Martin 8-)
    
    	Liverpool do indeed have injury problems which are preventing them
    	from displaying all their newly-aquired talent and existing 
    	experience....shame eh?
    
    	Man Utd are still where you left them - in pole position. We're
    	keeping our fingers etc crossed for May....
    
    	I would say, though, that 'pool do not look likely to win the
    	league this year. Sourpuss needs to concentrate on engendering
    	some team spirit into his bunch. I know we're not even in October
    	yet, however for all your "talking them up" they do not look like
    	a true Liverpool side YET. Maybe soon, but it might be too late 
    	for this season by then.
    
    	Your best chance is in the FA Cup - that doesn't start until early
    	January, so The Beast has until then to put his house in order.
    
        Oh, did I remember to say welcome back..? 8-)
    	
    	Andy.
    
32.111Easy,EasyESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyThu Sep 26 1991 12:5616
32.112Utd 3 Cambridge 0TRUCKS::SANTThu Sep 26 1991 14:2423
    
    	All in all, a thoroughly satisfactory performance against
    	potentionally difficult opposition. This tie is over now
    	as a contest barring inconceivable disaster. 
    
    	Utd seem to have a Liverpool-like steel this season. We have
    	often struggled to put these sort of sides away like this.
    	These are indeed high aspirations. I only hope that we don't 
    	run into too many crippling injuries, though the squad is
    	beginning to look very capable - Sharpe, Beardsmore(who I rate	
    	highly..), Kanchelskis, McClair/Giggs all battling for a first
    	team slot.
    
    	Lets sort out the Totts on Saturday...I'm going to revise my
    	prediction to
    
    	Tottering 1-2 Utd
    
    	following Totts' banana skin last night  8-) (come in, Antony..)
    
    
    	Andy.
    
32.113Just a StrollESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyThu Sep 26 1991 14:368
32.1153 MILLION POUND BARGIN??DOOZER::OPERATORFri Sep 27 1991 14:495
    
    It is reported that UNITED are considering a move for southamptons
    ALAN SHEARER at a staggering price of 3 million.......where will
    he play.....?????....who will they sell....if we get him maybe we
    can give back DANNY WALLACE as a thankyou present.
32.116Looking good at the momentWARNUT::BEARDSLEYJJohn BeardsleyFri Sep 27 1991 15:2941
    
    I went to the Cambridge match on Wednesday and overall, Man U looked 
    good.
    
    The starting line-up was
    
    	      Walsh
    Phelan Bruce Pallister Irwin
     Blackmore Robson Webb Ince
          Hughes McClair
    
    They started well nice passing, creating chances etc but no goals. Then 
    something happened and Cambridge came more into the match, and right up
    until the substitution, it was a bit scrappy, with Cambridge looking the 
    more likely to score.
    
    Then Webb went off and on came Giggs and United never looked back. He
    really does look an exciting player, better in my opinion than Sharpe
    since he doesnt simply rely on speed to get him past defenders, and
    when he gets past, his crossing is excellent.
    
    His goal was class, took on a couple of defenders, waited for the keeper
    to commit himself and coolly sloted home. The second half, with the wide
    man, Man U were a different team. Both Giggs on the left and the full back
    Phelan making storming runs down the right, they really tore Cambridge 
    apart. They should have scored more...
    
    I went home happy, and so long as they play a wide man, they look good.
    Its still very early days yet, and reading the programme it was 
    interesting to note that our results so far just about match the 
    results we achieved last season against the same sides ! However, we've 
    got into a habit of not loosing, which is very important, but like 
    everyone has been saying, its the next few weeks that really are the test.
    
    John B 
    
    
    
    
        we have got so far this season
    compare to the results 
32.117United still TopESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyFri Sep 27 1991 19:459
32.118Mancs to lose............hopefully.ESSB::MCUNNIFFETHE SCOUSERS TROPHY CABINET IS FULLSat Sep 28 1991 14:155
    Prediction
    Spurs 3 (Linekar 2 & Durie)
    Mancs 0
    
    Cunno.
32.119Hoping for 3, Will settle for 1.ESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptySat Sep 28 1991 19:007
32.120Were 1 UPESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptySat Sep 28 1991 19:2911
32.121lucky spur'sSUBURB::LEEASat Sep 28 1991 19:597
    Latest
    
    Spurs 1 United 1
    
    Bit of a bugger Durie got the goal.............
    
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32.122UNLUCKY SPUR'SSUBURB::LEEASat Sep 28 1991 20:458
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    Spurs are down to ten men Paul Stewart has been set of for a second
    bookable offence.
    
    The question is can we do the business.
    
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32.123GOOD RESULTSUBURB::LEEASat Sep 28 1991 20:539
    FINAL SCORE
    
    SPUR'S 1   UNITED 2
    DURIE      HUGHES
    	       ROBSON
    
    Good result..........
    
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32.124Spurs 1-2 UTD (Hughes,Durie,Robson)TRUCKS::SANTSun Sep 29 1991 14:418
    
    
    	re .118....
    
    	Well done, Martin. Close call   8-)
    
    
    	Andy.
32.125We Have The BottleESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyMon Sep 30 1991 11:2114
32.126News from Old TraffordESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyMon Sep 30 1991 17:2414
32.127Keep Robson fit!TRUCKS::SANTMon Sep 30 1991 18:0627
    
    	Personally I hope Robbo is NOT picked for England. Two reasons:
    
    	1 - it would be a backward step for Graham Taylor, when he ought
    	to have bags of talent available with more potential, as opposed
    	to experience..Batty,Geoff Thomas,Rocastle,Michael Thomas, + a
    	few others...
    
    	2 - we want him fit! I have always thought that the one facet 
    	missing from his game preventing him being a WORLD-class player
    	has been his inability to avoid injury. The great players (with
    	the exception of when Pele was kicked to pieces in the '66 WC)
    	have had the knack of avoiding injury.
    
    	Players like Pele, Cruyff, Beckenbauer (sp), Maradonna (most of the 
    	time), Platini, new when to keep out of trouble without looking like 
    	they were shirking!
    
    	Sharpe is worrying. I was expecting him to be challenging for a
    	place very soon, but an op. is now in the balance. 8-( Get fit lad,
    	we're going to need you!
    
     	Prediction for Wednesday:
    
    	Utd 3 - 0 Athinaikos   Hughes (2), McClair
    
    	Andy.
32.128The 'pool for the championship!!YUPPY::SEABURYSTue Oct 01 1991 13:5411
    re. 127
    
    I'm glad there's a manc out there with a bit of sense...
    
    I hope Graham Taylor DOESN'T pick Bryan Robson for England as well!!
    Basically, because we want to win the match, and we don't want Robbos
    arms and legs falling off all over the place and getting in the way of
    the more classy players.
    
    Stew.
    
32.129.127 MUST BE A WIND UPDOOZER::OPERATORTue Oct 01 1991 14:5720
    
    I can't beleive the rubbish I have just read,how you possibly compare
    PELE,MARADONA,BECKENBOUR,with ROBSON,the difference is massive for
    a start.
    
    1.ROBSON'S roll is to win the ball,hold the midfield together,not
    doing fancy turns beating six defenders rounding the keeper and
    neatly tucking the ball away.ex.PELE MARADONA.
    
    2.He does not marshall the back-four gliding onto interseptions
    and laying the ball to his midfield,pushing forward scoring goals
    on the break.EX BECKENBOUR.
    
    3.He does not pass 40 yard balls onto his team mates toes ,come
    from deep beat defenders and score EX PLATINI.
    
    He is the best when it comes to what he does,who better to be the
    stopper in a young ENGLAND midfield when the likes of THOMAS,PLATT
    go forward.PLEASE OPEN YOUR EYES AND SEE AS HE IS "THE BEST MIDFIELDER
    IN THE COUNTRY AT PRESENT"
32.130Who is Bryan Robson anyway??YUPPY::SEABURYSTue Oct 01 1991 16:1316
    I'm sorry, but how anyone can class Bryan Robson as the BEST midfielder
    in the country is completely beyond me!!!!
    
    For a start, he's too old, too slow, and too just about everything else
    detrimental...  although i'll concede on one point...  he's definately
    the best at committing fouls and getting away with it.
    
    If I was Graham Taylor, then I wouldn't even have him on my shorlist of
    possible replacements if anyone got injured. There are plenty of 'Bryan
    Robson'ish players, like Geoff Thomas, and Paul Stewart, who basically
    do the same thing, and don't get injured every other match.
    
    Stew.
    
    
    
32.131Wind-up? Nahhhhhh....TRUCKS::SANTTue Oct 01 1991 16:1624
    
    	re .129..
    
    	Nope. Sorry Mr. Operator (don't know your name I'm affraid, coz
    	you didn't sign off 8-) ) but I think Robson certainly must be
    	considered in the ALMOST World-Class (which is what I actually 
    	said...) when you look at his goal-scoring record over a ten-year
    	international career - 20-odd in 88 games, not penalties either -
    	and the reputation he has built up. Other countries respected his
    	strengths.
    
    	He doesn't have the skill of a Pele, nor the dribbling/passing of
    	a Cruyff or Maradonna , but as an all-round contributor and 
    	motivator he's right up there. 
    	
    	Don't understate his ability, either. I've seen him burst through 
    	international defences and score great goals. Just because he's 
    	English why disregard him? He's not up to it now, but during the 
    	mid-eighties he certainly was WHEN HE STAYED FIT.
    
    	I never said he was even close to Pele/Best/Cruyff etc but I 
    	recognise his undoubted talent. Maybe a poor-mans' Beckenbauer 8-)
    
	Andy.    	
32.132Robson was up there with the bestBONNET::MACDONALDTue Oct 01 1991 19:1710
    At the end of the day it's not how pretty or arty-farty a player looks
    like that counts. Look at Hoddle - he had all the skill in the world
    but when it came to top level competition he didn't produce. Robson for
    all his proneness to injury proved time and again that he could turn
    matches at the highest level - by scoring crucial goals, by making
    crucial tackles, by holding the midfield together and by being
    inspirational. In his workmanlike way he was just as effective as the
    greats mentioned earlier - and that, surely, is the test of a world
    class player. In fact Robson is an metaphor for the British game - not
    pretty but very effective.
32.133Ronnie. What a player!!!!!!!ESSB::MCUNNIFFEWhere the streets have no nameTue Oct 01 1991 19:5862
    
    I have been amused by all this talk of Robbo. It wouldn't surprise me
    if I enter the soccer notes in the near future to find that Robbo has
    been awarded a note of his own. This Robbo-mania will have to be put to
    an end. He has been nothing more than an effective grafter in the
    middle of the field in his ten years at OT. I have seen nothing in him
    to suggest that he is another Ronnie Whelan and I am totally astonished
    that none of the previous noters even mentioned the great Ronnie...TGR.
    What a player!! He has been at Anfield for roughly the same period as
    Robbo has been at OT but that is where the similarity ends. Ronnie is
    the best midfield grafter that I have ever seen and his passing and
    defensive qualities are superb. He has also scored goals that Robbo can
    only dream about e.g., his superb volley against Russia in 1988. He has
    also inspired Liverpool to six league championships while Robbo is
    still waiting for his first medal. The following figures should tell us
    more about the two players and their value to their respective teams.
    
                    HONOURS LIST
                    ============
    
         Ronnie Whelan                     Bryan Robson
         =============                     ============
    League C'ship Medals                 League C'ship Medals
    --------------------                 --------------------
         1982
         1983
         1984
         1986
         1988
         1990
    
     F.A. Cup Medals                       F.A. Cup Medals
     ---------------                       ---------------
         1986                                 1983
         1989                                 1985
                                              1990
    
    League Cup Medals                       League Cup Medals
    -----------------                       -----------------
         1982
         1983
         1984
    
    European Cup Medals                      European Cup Medals
    -------------------                      -------------------
         1984  
         1985 (Runner-up)  
    
    European Cup winners Medals              European Cup winners Medals
    ---------------------------              ---------------------------
                                                1991 
    
     That makes it twelve top class medals for the great Ronnie and a
    paltry four for Robbo over a ten year period and Ronnie is still about
    four years younger that Robbo. In fact, Ronnie is on the verge of
    meriting a note of his very own similar to the one that I dedicated to 
    TGA. 
    BTW, prediction for Sunday.
         Man. Utd. 2 (Hughes,Giggs)
         Liverpool 3 (Rush, Saunders & Houghton)
    
          Cunno.
32.134the Robson debateCOMICS::HAWLEYslam the doors and wedge themTue Oct 01 1991 20:0612
    at the outset i must say that i cant stand Bryan Robson.
    but then, me being a liverpool supporter, do you blame me?
    i must say however, that though i do not rate mr. robson as world class
    he has done Man Utd and England great service in his many good years.
    it will be hard for Utd to find a competent successor for him, but they
    must because being realistic his best years are indeed behind him.
    As it is, Bryan holds a great deal of respect in the league and it would
    be awful to see a well respected player like Bryan do himself
    serious permanent injury by continuing to play.
    
    Ian 'trying to be an honest Scouser'
    
32.135Robbo 3 'pool 0MINDER::MACDONALDIMUFC ECWC ChampionsWed Oct 02 1991 09:2111
    
    
    Changing the subject a little. My prediction for Saturday.
    
    MAN UTD 3 	liverpool 0
    
    with Bryan Robson getting a hat-trick ??!@!!!!
    
    
    macca
    
32.136Has Whelan retired anyway? TRUCKS::SANTWed Oct 02 1991 10:1814
    
    	re .134..
    
    	Well done, Ian...a very fair and balanced view - you successfully 
    	retreived the situation for you scousers after reading Martin's 
    	diatribe in .133! 8-)
    
    	I suppose it's the only way he can get the "conversation" around
    	to talking (to himself) about Whelan. Has Ronnie taken over from
    	TGD (aka Tranmere's no.9) as Martin's secret love? I think we
    	should be told.
    
    	Andy.
        
32.138The 'pool are on the march...YUPPY::SEABURYSWed Oct 02 1991 12:0917
    prediction for Saturday...
    
    Man. Utd. 		0
    Liverpool		0
    
    ...basically because the game is being played on SUNDAY!!!
    
    so, prediction for Sunday...
    
    Man. Utd.		0
    Liverpool		4
    
    ...the 'pool to repeat their 4:0 drubbing of the mancs at around the
    same time last season, with Deano getting all four!!
    
    Stew.
    
32.139What's he on?TRUCKS::SANTWed Oct 02 1991 14:066
    
    	re last 8-)
    
    	..can I have some of that stuff you're smoking Stew... 8-)
    
    	Andy.
32.140PREDICTIONSUBURB::LEEAWed Oct 02 1991 19:0811
    
    A PREDICTION FOR UNITED FOLLOWING TWO GAMES :-
    
    UNITED  3   V   PAE AT?  1
    
    UNITED  2   V   POOL  1
    
    The hard game comes on 19th October against Arensal if we get a draw
    it will be a good result.........
    
    Ad
32.141SHAWB1::STOCKMANSWed Oct 02 1991 19:187
RE .140

I believe the 19th October will be a hard game but United will win & the result
will be justified!!!


Si
32.142Afeter Extra TimeMINDER::MACDONALDIMUFC ECWC ChampionsThu Oct 03 1991 10:1513
    Last nights result
    
              CUP WINNERS CUP First Round Second Leg
    
    Man Utd 2 (Hughes 109, McClair 111) PAE Athinakos 0  AET
    
    Att 35,023
	
    Report anyone ???
    	From what I hear/read Utd were quite lucky, and have Schmecheil to
    thank a lot for !!!!?
    
    macca
32.143We made it look difficult!TRUCKS::SANTThu Oct 03 1991 10:2927
    
    	Not lucky particularly - more frustrating! It seemed like we were
    	never going to score. The Greeks offered little but defended
    	resolutely and played with a lot of passion. If they had nicked
    	a goal in the 90 mins then things could have got very
    	uncomfortable! Peter the Great Dane earned his pay by doing his
    	job on two occasions, but really McClair and Hughes had enough
    	chances to bury the game.
    
    	Only after sending the Honeymonster up field to act as a target
    	for the high ball did we score, and what a beauty by Hughes after
    	the required head-on by Pally! Hughes nearly burst the net with
    	a tremendous flighing left-foot volley.
    
    	Two minutes later and a good through-ball from Bruce (?) found
    	McClair in space to run into the box and finish off in style.
    
    	The game fizzled out with the Greeks happy to go home losing
    	only 2-0 on aggregate to United.
    
    	Ourselves and Celtic are the only British teams to progress 
    	without losing the away tie, and United didn't concede a goal
    	in three and a half hours, so although we made heavy weather
    	of it we're in the hat for round 2.
    
    	Andy.
    
32.144The 'pool for the championshipYUPPY::SEABURYSThu Oct 03 1991 13:3910
    Just thought I'd congratulate United on just about managing to scrape
    into the next round of the Cup Winners Cup, by beating the team that
    are currently BOTTOM of the Greek 1st (or whichever div. they play in).
    
    All I can say is, I'm glad I wasn't one of those poor 7 or 8 Man. Utd.
    supporters that we saw on telly last night, who had to sit through the
    entire match... 8-)
    
    Stew.
    
32.145Who Leads the FieldESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyThu Oct 03 1991 15:176
32.146championsSIOG::N_DONNELLYThu Oct 03 1991 17:406
    Re -1
    
    Brian, 
          enjoy it while it lasts.
    
    Noel
32.147TOTH::CHAVESThu Oct 03 1991 18:226
    What's the starting time for the Sunday game against Liverpool?
    I would appreciate it if someone replied today for I'm off tomorrow
    and would hate to miss what I think will be the trashing of the year.
    
    Thanks,
    JC
32.148KICK OFFSUBURB::LEEAThu Oct 03 1991 18:407
    
    I BELIEVE THAT THE KICK OF TIME IS AT 3.00 BUT COVERAGE START'S
    AT 2.50.
    
    COULD SOMEONE CONFIRM THIS.
    
    AD
32.149Manc bashing on Sunday...YUPPY::SEABURYSThu Oct 03 1991 19:0213
    3.00pm Sunday 6th October 1991
    
    The time of Liverpools' first goal is 3.00:10...
    
    Deano the scorer, and he'll go on to complete a first half hatrick,
    with the final score 4:0 to Liverpool.
    
    Stew.
    
    
    
    
    
32.150score In the kick-about....PANIC::ANDERSONThe Pies have arrivedThu Oct 03 1991 19:181
    3.05 actually
32.151ON TOP TO STAY!TOTH::CHAVESThu Oct 03 1991 19:4312
    You Liverpool fans have a lot of nerver to loggin to this topic and
    talk about trashing the Mancs just after your sorry team lost to
    a group of amateurs. The way the pool has been playing this season
    they couldn't beat their own grandmothers.
    
    I suggest you follow (now-humble) Cunno' example and resort to HISTORICAL
    STATISTICS anytime you're looking for something good to say about that 
    sorry lot from Anfield.
    
    UTD is on top to stay. The Glory days are back at OT.
    
    JC
32.152rushie's revengeESSB::TJORDANThu Oct 03 1991 21:528
                      what glory days?
      enjoy your little stay at the top it wont last long.
    
    prediction    POOL  2    saunders,rushie
    
                 mancs   0
    
                                           Tony.
32.153"Do as I say, not as I do"?TRUCKS::SANTFri Oct 04 1991 10:2612
    
    	re .151...
    
    	Don't they just, JC?! Even Martin is keeping his thoughts to
    	himself at the moment.
    
    	Especially after bleating on in the Liverpool topic about how 
    	everyone was beating them, up and telling us to keep out!! Ha Ha.
    	
    	They'll be very quiet on Monday....
    
    	Andy.
32.154we will be back to stuff youCOMICS::HAWLEYslam the doors and wedge themFri Oct 04 1991 12:0011
    i wont be quiet andy...
    prediction....
    
    LIVERPOOL 0	
    MAN UTD   1   hughes 74
    
    you may think this 'unpatriotic' so to speak, but i am also predicting
    that Liverpool will stuff Utd in the return match and that Utd will
    NOT win the league. so there, nur!
    Ian
    
32.155Palli Out - Parker InESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyFri Oct 04 1991 12:0911
32.156I hope Phelan scores ...WARNUT::PICKERINGSSimon PickeringFri Oct 04 1991 12:4010
    Re last
    
    Don't write Pallister out yet; he has a fitness test tomorrow morning.
    
    I wonder who will give United the penalty this time? We've had Nichol
    waving at the ball on year, Hysen's volley ball flap last year.
    
    Will Ronnie repeat his wonderful chip shot? Oh, o course, I forgot,
    Ronnie won't be playing -- he's played less games in the last two
    seasons than Capt Marvel|Cripple has this season.
32.157Parker can't stand the heatYUPPY::SEABURYSFri Oct 04 1991 12:5010
    re last
    
    All I can say is that I hope Paul Parker's playing, 'cos then at least
    we're guarenteed a couple of own goals...
    
    Then, due to Uniteds inadequacies up front, the 'pool are bound to run
    out worthy winners. ;-)
    
    Stew.
    
32.158Ready for Sunday?TRUCKS::SANTFri Oct 04 1991 12:5711
    
    	Forget any ideas of a walk-over, lads.....Liverpool will raise
    	their game for this one, you better believe it! After Everton, 
    	they like giving us a game the most!
    
    	I should think a few ears are still ringing from The Beast's 
    	onslaught after Wednesday night's game in Finland...8-)
    
    	I'll stick to my 2-1 prediction, but it will be close.
        
    	Andy.
32.159A win for the 'pool??YUPPY::SEABURYSFri Oct 04 1991 14:316
    re last
    
    With Rushie scoring both Liverpool goals no doubt... 8-)
    
    Stew.
    
32.160Off to SpainESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyFri Oct 04 1991 17:369
32.161FYIMDRLEG::AREVALILLONosce te ipsumFri Oct 04 1991 17:5322
32.162We are NOt scaredOPG::TONYFri Oct 04 1991 19:348
Remember Barcelona were the best team in Europe....and we all know what
happened  to them......

So, they should be more worried...!!

Athletico who..??

Tony
32.163Can they bring their armchairs?SIOG::SPENCERPeter SpencerFri Oct 04 1991 19:408
32.164A Lucky Point For The ScousersESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyMon Oct 07 1991 12:1518
32.165From the comfort of my armchair...WARNUT::PICKERINGSSimon PickeringMon Oct 07 1991 12:3714
    I'm afraid Strachan showed himself up when he was trying to be funny.
    Ablett went because his was a second bookable offence; nothing to do
    with whether or not Konchelskis could score from that position.
    
    Hughes' 'head butt' wouldn't have caused a ripple on water, but Burrows
    reaction got Hughes sent off -- poetic justice really after what Hughes
    did to that Montpellier guy.
    
    I used to think Grobelaar came out for some balls that just weren't his
    but Hooper is something else. WOn't be long before he finds himself
    stranded in the middle of his own half & the ball sailing over his
    head. He was also lucky to get away with that 'hand ball' outside the
    area. Vinny Jones gave away a penalty for an identical thing against
    Arsenal; ball hitting arm.
32.166Dont talk if you know nothing.!!OPG::TONYMon Oct 07 1991 12:4913
Re. 163
 
	
>Don't be silly Juanjo, these boyos don't go to Manchester to watch a
>match never mind Madrid ;-)

Dont talk rubbish pal...What do you know about support..We are there every week

For your information 	K stand, ROW 29,  Seat 62 and 63.. Pop in and see us 
sometime...


Tony
32.167CRISPY::NAGLEJMon Oct 07 1991 12:557
    
    Re :Hughes.
    
    The intent was there. Off you go my son.
    
    
    JN.
32.168Still top I see.BAHTAT::BLYTHEEe bah gum th's trouble at t'millMon Oct 07 1991 13:0610
    Not a wonderful game, too much niggle and balls going astray, ie a
    typical tension packed crucial match. Hughes might not have intened to
    nut somebody, but it looked like it, and the ref sent him off
    immediately, it wasn't borderline. The Mancs have the Arse (3rd) in 2
    weeks, and Sheff Wed (4th) the week after. 2 points from those games
    will be good, any more a bonus. I expect the Mancs will be top (by goal
    difference) at the end of October.
    
    jb.
    
32.169The Pool are tops in OT thriller.ESSB::MCUNNIFFEMancs won't win the LeagueMon Oct 07 1991 15:0614
    
    Great result for the Pool who I thought could have taken the three
    points if they had a bit more conviction against a Utd side totally
    devoid of any ideas for a team that are leading the table. I thought
    that Nick Tanner was man of the match just shading it from Burrows. How 
    Robbo could be the MOM is beyond me. The ref was totally right in
    sending off Hughes. He has been tolerated for far too long now and his
    blatant head butt was there for all to see. However, the sending off of
    Ablett was a bit harsh. The Utd. player was going nowhere. I was also
    very pleased with the performance of new boy Jones. Once again, a bit
    unlucky not to have the three points.
    
        Cunno.
    
32.170sorry mate!SIOG::SPENCERPeter SpencerMon Oct 07 1991 15:166
    re .166
    
    Sorry if I upset you Tony. You didn't notice my ;-) ?
    
    The lack of "I-was-there" match reports in this note, compared with 
    others, led me to assume that none of you Mancs attend matches.
32.171Will Rush EVER score against United?WARNUT::PICKERINGSSimon PickeringMon Oct 07 1991 15:3811
    re .169
    
    Martin, which match were you watching? Doesn't seem to be the one I saw
    from the comfort of my armchair.
    
    Were you impressed with Phelan? Wrapped Walters up good and proper.
    
    My main impression of the 'match' was that both sides were intent of
    intimidating each other rather than getting on with the football. When
    United finally got down to it, they took Liverpool apart and should
    have had 2 or 3 goals. 
32.172Robson Back in England SquadFORTY2::ROBERTSONThat's Me in the Corner !!Mon Oct 07 1991 15:4011
From CEEFAX:

Brian Robson has been included in the England squad to face Turkey next week.

From what I've seen of him over the last few weeks, it is well deserved.
Even if he doesn't play, I'm in no doubt that his mere presence will lift the 
whole squad.

I just hope he doesn't get injured.

	Al
32.173man u fan sees sense!COMICS::HAWLEYslam the doors and wedge themMon Oct 07 1991 15:4611
    re: .155
    > ESSB::BLONG
    
    > Let's be honest, if we don't beat this crap Looneypool side, we
    > should not be TOP of the league.
    
    Dont you just HATE it when that happens Brian?
    
    Ian :-)
    
    
32.174That Jones boy...YUPPY::SEABURYSMon Oct 07 1991 16:2623
    I see we're back onto the Robbo debate...
    
    He was totally outplayed by David Burrows in the middle of the park,
    and anyone who believes he's still good enough to wear an England shirt
    needs to have their head seen to!!
    Admittedly he has great leadership qualities and can be inspirational
    at times, but his lack of pace was there for all to see yesterday. He
    can no longer keep up with the game.
    
    By the way, I thought the 'pool deserved at least the draw they got
    yesterday. The United defence still looks a bit shaky under pressure.
    Pity we didn't manage to put them under much though... You couldn't
    really argue about either sending off... Ablett for two bookable
    offences, the ref had no choice really, and Hughes for a headbutt.
    Dirty fouler!! Bryan Robson yet again managed to get away with stamping
    on Mike Marsh whilst he was on the ground. That got him my vote for
    missed foul of the match, with Kanchelsis winning best dive, and Ince
    biggest whinger...
    
    Performance of the day had to be Rob Jones though... unbelieveable!!!
    
    Stew.
    
32.175Please see to my head...WARNUT::PICKERINGSSimon PickeringMon Oct 07 1991 16:4912
    > I see we're back onto the Robbo debate...
    
    I assume the "we're" refers to Liverpool fans. We United fans are very,
    bery happy with his performances. Yesterday despite having Burrows &
    McMahon marking him, he was still MOM.
    
    The reason you thought Burrows outplayed Robson is, apart from your
    glasses being steamed up, that marking someone is far easier than being
    creative, driving your team forward, almost scoring etc. Being
    destructive rather than creative is so much easier. And if robson has a
    lack of pace then McMahon should retire now; McMahon was ponderous  
    beyond belief.
32.176Not out of it yet.BAHTAT::BLYTHEEe bah gum th's trouble at t'millMon Oct 07 1991 17:087
    Robson hasn't been injured so far this season. When he does, then Man U
    will miss him. Whether he plays vs the Turks or not doesn't matter,
    having him in the squad will help motivate the rest, especially if he's
    one of the subs. He hasn't had his day yet at England level, but I
    don't see him figuring in Sweden.
    
    jb.
32.177Anyone ElseESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyMon Oct 07 1991 17:225
32.178No Robbo in SwedenGALVIA::SPAINMon Oct 07 1991 17:379
    
    
    >one of the subs. He hasn't had his day yet at England level, but I
    >don't see him figuring in Sweden.
    
    Neither do I but then hopefully the rest of the England squad will have
    their feet up in front of the telly.
    
    Gary.
32.179DUCK::NAGLEJMon Oct 07 1991 18:123
    
    RE: -1. 8-) Nice one Gary. You can always hope.
    
32.180David with an extra 'a'!!YUPPY::SEABURYSMon Oct 07 1991 19:0311
    re. 175
    
    I don't wear glasses!! 8-)
    
    As for McMahon not having any pace, has this ever been in question??
    
    But, I know I'd rather have Daavid Burrows in my team ahead of Bryan
    Robson any day...
    
    Stew.
    
32.181Ref had a good game....MIACT::RANKINETue Oct 08 1991 18:5424
    As a neutral, who watched the game on the telly, its funny to see the
    extreme sides of the interpretations of the match....i thought this
    biased banter was restricted only to the Celtic/rangers notes files.
    
    Nuetral verdict...both sendings off totally justified (Im a ref), and
    Abletts sending off was not for a professional foul but for 2 bookable
    offences...Strachan (and the Saint, for an unbiased view) opinion that
    it wasnt a bad foul is ludicrous..to me a player who had no intention
    of palying the ball, but rather the man is guilty of a bookable offence
    regardless of the 'severity of the foul'.  I felt Burrows did not make
    a meal over the Hughes incident..a player who srikes, or attempts to
    stike is guilty of Violent conduct.
    
    As for midfield players I felt Robson was superb in the 1st half but
    quiet in the 2nd, but you dont see all the hard work he may be doing of
    the ball, on the telly. He would be in my team anyday, as long as he
    can deliver the goods...as Strachan should have been picked earlier for
    Scotland following his excellent form last season.
    
    Overall the game was a bit scrappy, but exciting, and a draw was
    probably about right.  Im sure Liverpool are pleased with their
    youngsters and new signing..showing lots of promise.
    Nuetrally yours
    Paul  
32.182More ramblings...TRUCKS::SANTTue Oct 08 1991 19:0445
    
    	Ok guys....my dad's bigger than your dad, etc.....
    
    	Now can we get back to talking about football...please? ;-)
    
    	We don't want to bring it down to .....no, I won't say that..;-)
    
    	I thought the game on Sunday was poor. No, I didn't go.  There are
    	lots of good reasons for that which have sod all to do with you ;-)
    	and don't detract from my love of the game and United in
    	particular one iota.....8-)
    	
    	Utd didn't create too many real chances for all the possession we 
    	had, and Liverpool did a tidy job of keeping the game in check, 
    	although they actually created very few chances if any. 
    
    	Both sendings-off were deserved. It hurts me to see any Utd player
    	have to walk, but for what Mark did - whether he made contact is
    	irrelevant, and don't blame Burrows for doing what Mark would have
    	done too - there is no excuse WHATSOEVER. Off you go. 
    
    	Ablett was a little more unfortunate, but I think you'll find he 
    	had already p*ssed the ref off in the first half...anyone see 
    	Ablett physically jostling the ref in the Liverpool penalty area 
    	after he awarded Utd a corner? He was lucky not to be booked for 
    	that alone! And he had already been booked, so Martin's "point" 
    	about "Kanchelskis going nowhere" is also irrelevant. He chopped 
    	him. Off. Not on the strength of one incident but an accumulation.
    
    	Liverpool probably deserved the draw. I expect Sourpuss was happy.
    	It says something, though, when we're here disappointed not to win
    	against Liverpool, and there lot happy to get a point. Maybe times
    	are changing...?
    
    	Both sides will play much better this season. There was too much
    	to lose for Kiverpool to come out and play, and Utd couldn't break
    	them down. MotM for me was the young full-back Jones, if only for
    	the way he handled the pressure at such short notice!
    
    	But when Ian St.John picks a non-Liverpool player, well that
    	really is something!!
    
    	Andy.
           
    
32.183roll on the 19thSIOG::N_DONNELLYTue Oct 08 1991 19:549
    Re: last
    
    Have to agree with you Andy, I thought the boy Jones should have been
    given MotM.I also have to say that Utd. didn't look like a team capable
    of winning the League(I know it's only one game)
    
    I think the 19th will tell alot.
    
    Noel
32.184its a funny old game saintCOMICS::HAWLEYslam the doors and wedge themWed Oct 09 1991 12:158
    thanks for that unbiased report andy, i too thought Jones was MOM.
    i must disagree about Iain St John however, weve always said hes been
    biased AGAINST liverpool because he doesnt want to appear biased
    towards them. in fact ive always hated the guy for being
    anti-liverpool.
    strange but true,
    Ian.
    
32.185And finally, cyril...TRUCKS::SANTWed Oct 09 1991 12:4621
    	re .184...
    
    	Yes...good point Ian. I must admit it didn't occur to me like that
    	but now you mention it he has been very (over-?) critical of the
    	Liverpool regime lately - ever since the Kenny incident, I guess.
    
    	I think it might have something to do with his memories of the 
    	Liverpool Of Yor, of which he was partly involved ;-) . This
    	may a rathole and maybe best discussed in the 'pool note, but
    	perhaps he yearns for a return to the glory glory years of the
    	sixties/seventies (cue Martin....8-) ). 
    
    	Personally, I think it's a little bit sad when someone like Saint
    	harps on about "not like the old days" when he really wishes he
    	was out there still playing. Funny thing is, I don't really think
    	of him as a creative footballing legend! More a destructive
    	midfield tiger.
    
    	Oh, well...back to United issues....
    
    	Andy.
32.186ROCKY 6 AT OLD TRAFFORD ..........SIOG::DAWSONWed Oct 09 1991 14:1433
    
    As a neutral (I hate both teams,but still payed the touts 25 pounds
    for an eleven pound ticket) I must say this match was ,for supposedly
    two of the "big five" a vast dissapointment.
    Even the "excitement " of visiting old trafford was lessened by the
    match or so called match.
    I think it all started when they played "the rocky tune"(honest)
    as the teams entered the arena.
    I had a seat three rows in from the touch-line ,just where abblett
    got sent off.It was harsh but he was booked already and deserved to go.
    The hughes incident was six of one ,half a dozen of the other.Bugsy 
    held hughes on the ground and both of them were lashing-out at each
    other before they got up.Disgraceful for professionals.
    There was proably only two shots on goal in the whole match and i have
    never seen liverpool playing for a draw ,They should have played rush
    and deano (what !!!!!!!!! they were playing)
    My mom would have been ,Wait for it  INCE ????????????????
    He was the only one who wanted to win the game (even though i dont like
    him  because of his winging and mouthing to officials).
    
    A lot has been said about this match in the previous notes and i would
    like to see it again on video but i was very dissapointed especially
    as my beloved EVERTON served me up a treat the day before.
    
    WHY are Everton midtable and these two mediocre teams above them ????
    
    
    
    Cheers
    
    Liam
    ( P.S. this is as impartial  as i get.)
    (P.P.S. Arsenal will have no problem on the 19th Honest !!!!)
32.187SHAWB1::STOCKMANSWed Oct 09 1991 19:241
United to beat Cambridge 3 - 0!
32.188Dream on.TOTH::CHAVESWed Oct 09 1991 19:298
    Ref: .176
    
    >..but I don't see him figuring in Sweden.
    
    England is not going to Sweden, you're coming to Foxboro, Mass. 
    Ireland is going to Sweden.
    
    JC
32.189Coming up? Portsmouth...TRUCKS::SANTThu Oct 10 1991 12:2412
    
    	We've drawn Portsmouth at home in the 3rd round ofthe League
    	(Rumbelows!) Cup.
    
    	Several of my mates down here on the sarff coast are Pompey nuts 
    	(they must be!!) and are likely to take trip up for this, so we 
    	could be sharing the wheels and coming up for this one!
    
    	Can't see us having too much trouble with them. They're going well
    	in Div.2 at the moment but they're not promotion material.
    
    	Andy.
32.1901-1ESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyThu Oct 10 1991 12:2717
32.191New KeeperESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyFri Oct 11 1991 15:349
32.192If Your Good Enough, Your Old Enough.ESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyFri Oct 11 1991 18:186
32.193Kronenberg reachs parts that others dont...SIOG::DAWSONFri Oct 11 1991 19:1210
    
    Wot Phelan out with broken ribs ???
    
    
    He was sculling points back in our hotel on sunday night only two
    hours after the match.Didn,t look to sore to me.
    
    
    
    Liam
32.194Tribute to Ronnie.ESSB::MCUNNIFFEMancs won't win the LeagueMon Oct 14 1991 15:1546
    
    The Ronnie Whelan Testimonial Dinner.
    ====================================
    Last Saturday night, two friends and I attended the testimonial dinner
    of a player who is universally regarded as the best midfielder of the
    last ten years, Ronnie Whelan. It was a very enjoyable night with
    plenty of opportunity of meeting the players who were all very mannerly
    with the exception of former Liverpool great, Terry McDermott who was
    out of his tree and quite embarrassing. 
    Jimmy McGee was the presenter for the night and the guest speaker was
    Tommy Docerty who was also very nice to talk to, despite being a former
    manager of the Mancs. John Barnes was also there and from what I saw,
    he will be out of action for a considerable time yet as he is still
    hobbling around on two crutches. The award for poser of the night must
    go to Barry Venison who obviously spends more time at the hairdresser's
    than on the football field.
    Highlight of the night was meeting TGA as well as the great Ronnie
    Whelan himself who is also easy to approach. I had photos taken with
    the following people:
                         John Aldridge
                         Ronnie Whelan
                         Ronnie Whelan Snr
                         Elaine Whelan
                         Jack Charlton
                         Maurice Setters
                         John Barnes
                         Barry Venison
                         Nicky Tanner
                         Mike Hooper
                         Terry McDermott
                         Phil Thompson
                         David Fairclough
                         Sammy Lee
                         David O'leary
                         Steve Staunton
                         Andy Townsend
                         Terry Phelan
                         Kevin Sheedy
           and some more that I can't remember.
    There were also two comedians there, Scousers Stan Bordman and
    impressionist Kevin Connolly who was absolutely brilliant at taking off
    Clough, Charlton, Motson, Beardsley, etc.
    Once again, an excellent night.
    
        Cunno.
                              
32.195Can't see what this has to do with Man UtdKERNEL::WATTERSONVENI VIDI VISAMon Oct 14 1991 15:207
    
    Re .194
    
    
    YAWN !!!
    
           
32.196It's something they put in the teaBAHTAT::BLYTHEEe bah gum th's trouble at t'millMon Oct 14 1991 15:246
    Methinks it's 'psychological warfare' to worry Manc supporters that
    they have nobody as 'great' as blah blah............
    
    Now who were you saying was out of their tree ?
    
    jb.
32.197More bovine excretia..........yawn.....TRUCKS::SANTMon Oct 14 1991 16:318
    
    	re .194...
    
    	I think you might a slight mistake, Martin....8-)
     	
    	it should have gone in note 34 surely?  ;-)
     
    	Andy.
32.198My apologies.ESSB::MCUNNIFFEMancs won't win the LeagueMon Oct 14 1991 16:597
    
    My apologies,
                note 32.194 should have been entered in note 34 but the
    exercise has not been a total loss as I now have learned that Manc fans
    can both read and count.
    
        Cunno.
32.199wrong note MartinESSB::BREEMon Oct 14 1991 19:569
    Yes Martin,
    
    We have counted the goals Rush has scored against us and that was easy
    and we have counted the points you are behing and that is growing.
    
    Regarding out of their tree, United players could always hold their
    sauce. 
    
    
32.200"The Doc"ESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyMon Oct 14 1991 20:039
32.201when saturday comesSIOG::N_DONNELLYTue Oct 15 1991 12:186
    Brian,
    
    What score did the Doc say the Arsenal were going to beat you by on
    Sat?
    
    Noel
32.202R2ME2::HINXMANThere has to be a better wayThu Oct 17 1991 21:4611
	re .185

>    	of him as a creative footballing legend! More a destructive
>    	midfield tiger.

	Err, wasn't St. John's position centre forward?

	In my day they had real positions, like centre forward, not strikers,
	mumble, mumble, mumble ...

	Senile of Spitbrook 
32.203TOTH::CHAVESFri Oct 18 1991 15:573
    What time is kick-off tomorrow?
    
    JC
32.2043pmBAHTAT::BLYTHEEe bah gum th's trouble at t'millFri Oct 18 1991 16:581
    
32.205Thoughts for tomorrow....TRUCKS::SANTFri Oct 18 1991 18:5220
    
    	This weekend's game against Arsenal will prove to be our toughest
    	test so far this season. Arsenal are likely to test the 1st
    	division's meanest defence quite considerably, with their talent 
    	in the forward line AND on the bench...However, they have looked
    	occasionally shakey at the back, so I'll go for a draw. A win would
    	be a tremendous result for Utd - a real six-pointer - but
    	realistically a draw here will keep us ticking over and still out
    	in front. Defeat would not be a disaster but might then become a
    	very bad habit !!
    
    	So,
    
    		Utd 1 - 1 Arsenal    Hughes 23mins, Campbell 57mins...
    
    	...and let's have no handbag-swinging, hair-pulling, feigning
    	assault, diving in the box (Mr. Limp etc.)....Just a good, honest,
    	hard English League match of FOOTBALL.
    
    	Andy.
32.206Still going.BAHTAT::BLYTHEEe bah gum th's trouble at t'millMon Oct 21 1991 12:2514
    A 1-1 draw (as predicted by the whole world) between the Mancs and the
    Arse left the Mancs still at the top of Div 1, 2 points above Leeds
    United, 6 points above Man City and the Arse. A tough European game
    awits midweek, and then it's off to Hillsborough to play the other team
    of high flying Yorkshiremen, Sheffield Wednesday, where a draw will be
    a creditable performance.
    
    It now looks like the Mancs could be real title contenders, how long
    can they stay unbeaten for ?
    
    nb - the top of Div 1 looks good, Man U, Leeds United, Man C, Sheff
    Wed, no Scouse, and v. little London !!
    
    jb.
32.207United lead by two from Leeds....TRUCKS::SANTMon Oct 21 1991 13:0026
    
    	re .206..
    
    	Yes Jb, 'tis a joy to see the two Manchester teams, Sheff.Wed.and
    	Leeds (Leeds Leeds) in the top five. Only Arsenal are in the way.
    	Also Coventry and Palace are following up. Liverpool? Nowhere..
    	Everton? Nowhere...Even Forest are disappointing.
    
    	As widely predicted, a 1-1 draw on Saturday. A brilliant goal
    	from Rocastle cancelled out by a header from Bruce in the first
    	half. United dominated the second half with good passing football,
    	but a draw seemed about right.
    
    	We're still unbeaten and looking mean in defence. How long can this
    	continue? Lets hope 'til May .... 8-) (some hope!!)
    
    	Tough game Wednesday. If we can get back to OT still level I will
    	be absolutely delighted. Hillsborough Saturday. I think we need to 
    	win this "six-pointer" and get back on the winning trail after two
    	draws (Liverpool and Arsenal, both at home..).
    
    	Nice to see the reports about the standard of Saturday's game,
    	where both sides played good football, rather than the unsavoury
    	nonsense from last season.
    
    	Andy.
32.208webbDOOZER::OPERATORMon Oct 21 1991 13:353
    How did WEBB play,could'nt tell by the highlights on sunday.The
    crowd were'nt to please about the decision,did he run out of steam,
    he did'nt seem to pleased.
32.209Webby is back..!OPG::TONYMon Oct 21 1991 13:4911
    Webb had an outstanding game..His commitment was 100% and he seemed to
    be everywhere. Although the papers had Bruce as Man-of-the-match I
    thought Webb wasn't too far away. I am not sure why he was substituted
    it must have been due to lack of match fitness, he has been away for a
    few weeks injured. I for one would have taken McClair off who I thought
    had a stinker. In saying that he did nearly score with a low drive that
    hit the post just after the substitution.
    Looking forward to Wednesdays game against Atletico Madrid, a tough
    game a 1-1 scoreline will do me fine..
    
    tony
32.210WARNUT::PICKERINGSSimon PickeringMon Oct 21 1991 13:5013
    Webb played very well; pulled off to save him for Wednesday -- also his
    fisrt game for about 3 weeks.
    
    
    United made a mess of things; should have won easily but Giggs's
    inexperience showed, and the post saved Arsenal twice.
    
    Good header by Schmeical though!
    
    When is a goal an own goal? Some papers said it was an og, others said
    Rocastle scored. WHo officially decides? It had to go down as an og as
    far as I was concerned; if it hadn't hit Schmeichal the ball wouldn't
    have gone in.
32.211KERNEL::WATTERSONMon Oct 21 1991 13:5910
>>>    When is a goal an own goal? Some papers said it was an og, others said
>>>    Rocastle scored. WHo officially decides? It had to go down as an og as
>>>    far as I was concerned; if it hadn't hit Schmeichal the ball wouldn't
>>>    have gone in.
    
    It's up to the club, Everton awarded some ridiculous own-goals to their
    players last season - I'd give it to Rocastle, I saw the shot on
    Granada goals and thought it was a cracking shot anyway.
    
    Paul
32.212Tiger Rap!DBCIC1::RUSSELLMon Oct 21 1991 14:028
    Essb::Bree
    
    I just hopped oever from note 30...and I hope Utd stuff Arsenal
    for the title.
    
    Rgrds to my favourite nephew...
    
    Your  Old Uncle Tom 
32.213Rocky on the rebound!!TRUCKS::SANTMon Oct 21 1991 14:2418
    
    	re .211..etc
    
    	I'd give it to Rocastle too. Crackin' shot, deserved a goal IMO.
    	Tough on Peter, coz it's true to say it wouldn't have gone in if
    	it hadn't rebounded in off him, but I like to see the player making
    	the shot getting the credit in those situations, rather than the
    	'negative' (sort-of..) own goal award. Just my opinion..
    
    	I guess we could say we were unlucky not to win, but these things 
    	have a habit of evening themselves out....remember the Leeds and
    	Everton games ...?
    	
    	No worries on the Webb front either. Alex was keeping some gas in
    	the tank for the coming games whilst Neil gets back his match
    	fitness.
    
    	Andy.
32.214ESSB::MCUNNIFFEI MET THE GREAT ALDOMon Oct 21 1991 14:5410
    
    A good result from Liverpool's point of view who had a very good 2-2 
    away draw at Chelsea. The Pool are now just 11 points behind the scum
    from OT and I'm sure that when the pressure builds up that the Mancs
    will falter. Right now, I detest the Mancs and the boring Arse and if
    one of them were to finish ahead of the Pool, then I would opt for the
    lesser of the two evils and accept grudgingly the Arse as title
    winners.
    
       Cunno.
32.215Oh dear.BAHTAT::BLYTHEEe bah gum th's trouble at t'millMon Oct 21 1991 15:325
    re -1
    
    Not a happy man !
    
    jb.
32.21612 Not OutESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyMon Oct 21 1991 15:4010
32.217That's one bitter scouser....TRUCKS::SANTMon Oct 21 1991 16:0210
    
    	re .214..
    
    	Ease up, Martin....always look on the bright side....8-)
    
    	..funny how you always seem to hit the United note before your
    	beloved Liverpool note...why is this? Are you a closet Utd fan?
    	I think we should be told....

    	Andy.
32.218\ASKFOR::HAIGHHerr Reiner GeschmackssacheMon Oct 21 1991 16:199
    Actually I agree with Cunno, Liverpool getting a draw at Stamford Bidge
    is a very creditable result - if not absolutely amazing! Didn't Chelsea
    turn up?
    
    Even though I'm a blue, nice to see Robson answer his critics once
    again. I always said he was to good for United.... ;-)
    
    
    		Steve
32.219Citizens bounce back.TRUCKS::SANTMon Oct 21 1991 16:237
    	..*and* City won too, Steve ;-)
    
    	Mind you, it was away to Spurs, so that doesn't really count does 
    	it....
    
    	Andy.
32.220Loads of Injuries But Still On TopESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyMon Oct 21 1991 20:2523
32.221The 'pool for the double... YUPPY::SEABURYSTue Oct 22 1991 12:477
    re .220
    
    Did it say how much George Best had had to drink when he wrote this
    article for The Star?? ;-)
    
    Stew.
    
32.222Ha Ha Ha Ha !!!TRUCKS::SANTTue Oct 22 1991 13:314
    
    	...Yeah...you asked for that Brian  8-)
    
    	Andy.
32.223A questionKERNEL::MORIARTYTue Oct 22 1991 13:555
    Re your injuries.....What has happened to that Russian(?) forward?? - 
    
    Is it Konchelski ?? whats the matter with him??
    
    Kevin
32.224Bring on the Cotton Wool KidESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyTue Oct 22 1991 14:016
32.225Thanks - Now anotherKERNEL::MORIARTYTue Oct 22 1991 14:133
    Why has he not been playing recently or has ???
    
    Is Giggs keeping him out of the side??
32.226Andrei whatsisname.TRUCKS::SANTTue Oct 22 1991 16:239
    
    	re Kanchelskis..
    
    	He has been playing - albeit mostly as sub...
    
    	Bit of a secret weapon but lacks the stamina (for now..) of the
    	100mph English first division.
    
    	Andy.
32.227Pool to dazzle French.ESSB::MCUNNIFFEI MET THE GREAT ALDOTue Oct 22 1991 18:489
    
    I feel that the Mancs will be sfuffed by Futre, Schuster and co.
    tomorrow night as the Mancs don't have the class to deal with that sort
    of opposition. I predict a 3-1 scoreline with Futre scoring twice and
    the other from Schuster with captain what's his name grabbing a 
    consolation goal.
    
       Here's hoping,
          Cunno.
32.228We'll be happy with a draw, thanx.TRUCKS::SANTTue Oct 22 1991 18:567
    
    	Thanks for those fraternal good wishes, Martin 8-)
    
    	" Do unto those..."
    
    
    	Andy.
32.229Choccy may lose outESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyWed Oct 23 1991 13:036
32.230It may not be.BAHTAT::BLYTHEEe bah gum th's trouble at t'millWed Oct 23 1991 13:275
    The match may not be live, as Jesus Gil is in dispute with the local TV
    company who provide the pictures to ITV. ITV sport is trying to sort it
    out.
    
    jb.
32.231Wot?! Get it sorted!!TRUCKS::SANTWed Oct 23 1991 13:378
    
    	re .230..
    
    	Oh gloom! I had the tinnies in and everything....even got the wife
    	out of the way for the evening! 8-) Sigh...may have to make do with
    	just the Liverpool game then.
    
    	Andy.
32.232TV or not TVMDRLEG::AREVALILLONosce te ipsumWed Oct 23 1991 13:408
32.233Good man!TRUCKS::SANTWed Oct 23 1991 13:455
    
    	Thanks, Juanjo. I knew we could rely on you for up-to-the-minute
    	info! Maybe we'll see it live after all.
    
    	Andy.
32.234After 5 years , back to reality...DUCK::VILLEGASJThe sun always shines in La PalmaWed Oct 23 1991 14:3418
32.235Err ....BAHTAT::BLYTHEEe bah gum th's trouble at t'millWed Oct 23 1991 15:3913
    re -1
    
    Is the gist of this reply :-
    
    'The Mancs will get stuffed by Athletico and it isn't live on the box'
    
    I think a 1-1 or a 2-1 to Athletico will be the result, hopefully the
    Mancs will at least get an away goal, or better still win, but I doubt
    that.
    
    jb.
    
    
32.23650% 50%MDRLEG::AREVALILLONosce te ipsumWed Oct 23 1991 16:1711
32.237ASKFOR::HAIGHHerr Reiner GeschmackssacheWed Oct 23 1991 16:178
    Hi Juan,
    
    	Nice to see you haven't lost the noting knack! ;-)
    
    	
    	Stay sober 'till sunset
    
    	Steve
32.238Any Team NewsESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyWed Oct 23 1991 16:546
32.239Team has been announced, no detailsSUBURB::GROOMNThe Renault 5 are innocent - OK !Wed Oct 23 1991 17:197
    
    Apparantly Parker's in (according to today's Reading Evening Post)
    after nine games of inactivity.  Rumours are that Kancheleskis will 
    be in at the start instead of McClair.
    
    
    Nev.
32.240FOR YOUR CURIOSITYMDRLEG::AREVALILLONosce te ipsumWed Oct 23 1991 19:1921
32.241TV YESMDRLEG::AREVALILLONosce te ipsumWed Oct 23 1991 19:438
32.242Good stuff....Come on you REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDS..OPG::TONYWed Oct 23 1991 19:510
32.243and Barcelona ?TROOA::PBLANEYRegional Technology Support GroupThu Oct 24 1991 04:3411
    Weren't Barcelona supposed to stuff us as well ?
    
    Re: last Saturday - Webby was SSSLLLLOOOWWWW!!!!. McClair played a
    cracker - there is a game off the ball you know - must have been the
    cry baby scouser who made that comment. They only watch the ball
    anyway, which is why we nutmeg 'em most times when we take points off
    them. I see King Kenny has found a more meaningful trophy cab to fill -
    at least it has some history behind it, some metal, not like the
    looneytune cab, which has always been plastic!
    
    
32.244BHUNA::GPIKEThu Oct 24 1991 04:521
    What was tonight's score then..............?
32.245Out Out Out Out !!!!!!KURMA::JJACKShift_D_Mad_Axe_Men_On_Tour_1991Thu Oct 24 1991 09:284
    
    Atletico Madrid.........3  Manchester United.........0
    
    Atletico scored two goals in the last two minutes !
32.246Who Fell AsleepESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyThu Oct 24 1991 10:4712
32.247how do you like it? CRISPY::VILLEGASJThe sun always shines in La PalmaThu Oct 24 1991 11:1313
32.248C'est Le VieNEWOA::PALKThu Oct 24 1991 11:3518
    I listened to the whole match on Radio 5 last night and while its
    hard to understand what really happened without watching the match, the
    commentators insisted that the first two Goals were scored from
    offside positions while on the break.
    
    United seemed to control most of the pay but when we conceeded three goals  
    Athletico much have of being doing something right.
    
    We also had a goal disallowed, but If we are to have any chance of
    qualifying we must stop the Athletico breaks.
    
    Schmical was pretty bad. After messing up with the first goal his
    confidence was low and he made many silly mistakes.
    
    Ah Well Perhaps this means we can concentrate on the league this year
    
    	Chris
    
32.249The 'pool in EuropeYUPPY::SEABURYSThu Oct 24 1991 13:4211
    Oh well, never mind eh??
    
    At least you're still top of the league... just about, anyway, but not
    for much longer!! 8-)
    
    Looks as though there's only going to be one English club left in each
    competition after this round...
    Arsenal, Tottenham, and Liverpool...
    
    Stew.
    
32.250AYOV10::MDONNELLYLeaning against the spinThu Oct 24 1991 14:4711
    
    
    ...if Auxerre score an early(ish) goal at Anfield - and if last night's
    defensive display is anything to go by they should - Liverpool will
    have the proverbial 'mountain to climb'.
    
    And the Beast's track record will remain intact!
    
    
    Michael
    
32.251Auxerre should be good enoughGALVIA::SPAINThu Oct 24 1991 15:009
    
    Even without an early goal Auxerre shouldbe good enough to qualify. 
    They finished 3rd last season in the French league behind Marseille and
    Monaco.  They looked a far better side last night.  They have a good
    defence and unless they are intimidated by Anfield they should
    progress.  Ferreri really should have killed the tie but failed to
    score after rounding Grobbelaer.
    
    Gary.
32.252REPORT OF YESTERDAY'S MATCHMDRLEG::AREVALILLONosce te ipsumThu Oct 24 1991 16:0768
32.253Whine & WhingeBAHTAT::BLYTHEEe bah gum th's trouble at t'millThu Oct 24 1991 16:4011
re -1
    >So, fair play was present both at the field and terraces, but not 
    >for Ferguson, who, after the match, denied to be interviewed by 
    >Spanish journalists and added a "nothing to say; what I must say, I 
    >have said it to the British journalists" (anyway, for sure, it was 
    >irrelevant).
    
    What do you expect from Ferguson anyway ?
    
    jb.
    
32.254dissapointing loss.DUCK::DAVIESGThu Oct 24 1991 16:4021
    To all those out there who are dissapointed with last nights loss,
    don't worry! I have confidence in the mancs,and expect them to narrowly
    beat athletico by forcing them, to extra time and winning 4-0!!!!!
    
    Juan- soon you will be smiling no more!!!!
    
    
    Scoreline-  Manchester united (2)4-0(0) Athletico de Madrid
    
    
    		Hughes (67.117)
    		Kanchelskis(50)
    		Robson(20)
    
    
    	Come on you mancs!!!
    
    
    	The chosen one
    
    	Greg.
32.255DUNNOMDRLEG::AREVALILLONosce te ipsumThu Oct 24 1991 16:5313
re -253
    >So, fair play was present both at the field and terraces, but not 
    >for Ferguson, who, after the match, denied to be interviewed by 
    >Spanish journalists and added a "nothing to say; what I must say, I 
    >have said it to the British journalists" (anyway, for sure, it was 
    >irrelevant).
    
    >>What do you expect from Ferguson anyway ?
    >>
    >>jb.
    
    Perhaps that's typical of him, but here in Spain we don't know.
    
32.256KURMA::JJACKShift_D_Mad_Axe_Men_On_Tour_1991Thu Oct 24 1991 16:5616
    
re.-2
        
    I'll have a pint of whatever that man has been drinking !!!!
    
    There's as much chance of United scoring 4 against Atletico,as Celtic
    have of turning their tie around !!!!
    
    predictions for European matches involving British teams:
    
    Manchester United  1:1   Atletico Madrid   (Agg.1-4)
    Liverpool          2:1   Auxerre           (Agg.2-3
    Arsenal            2:1   Benfica           (Agg.3-2)
    Porto              2:0   Tottenham Hotspur (Agg.3-3,Porto on away goals)
    Celtic             3:1   Neuchatel Xamax   (Agg.4-6)
    
32.257ECWCDUCK::DAVIESGThu Oct 24 1991 20:0710
    A PINT?????
    
    I've drunk the whole barrel mate!!!
    
    You are right about Celtic, but the mancs? I have to disagree.
    
    4-0 it is then
    
    
    greg.
32.258The end of another keeper?ARSNAL::ESBECKDec Van EsbeckThu Oct 24 1991 20:4718
    re .254
    
    I'll have a pint of whatever you're on as well. I 'specially liked the
    way the half time predictiion was 2-0 on the scoreboard, but the second
    goal didn't get scored until the 50th minute. Nice one :-)
    
    
    
    On a serious note, I hope the keeper does not now become the victim of
    a witch-hunt after one bad game. He has done very well up to now. I
    seem to remember Jim Leighton making a similar mistake (against
    Southampton, I think) and was never the same player afterwards because
    the media started the whole Scottish 'keeper thing, the fans got on his
    back, and that, as they say, was that. Finishing a players career can
    be as simple as that sometimes.  
    
    Declan
    
32.2594-0 squire?HUGH::RAYNERTSysman&gt;@REO/LOC=G2Fri Oct 25 1991 09:598
>>    To all those out there who are dissapointed with last nights loss,
>>    don't worry! 

	Greg, Dissappointed...but no worry...North Londons still there...

	Athletico will defend as all European teams know how, so I'll
	go for Man Utd to win at home 2-1 ... I hope it is 4-0 but some
	how I dont think so...
32.260Sad. But not the end.TRUCKS::SANTFri Oct 25 1991 11:0632
    
    	re .252..
    
    	Great report...thanks Jaunjo.
    
    	I listened to the game live too on Radio 5, and whilst I agree
    	there was some Dennis Law consternation at particularly the second
    	goal, I would say that we got what we deserved. Besides, Dennis
    	isn't too neutral is he? 8-)
    
    	We had played cautiously after half time, when the discussion at
    	0-1 was "should United look for the away goal?"...United defended
    	effectively and a 1-0 defeat would have been Ok, but to concede
    	two goals in the last 4 minutes in a tie like this is
    	unforgiveable. No wonder Fergie was speechless. He was probably
    	shaking with rage too!!
    
    	We have to be realistic (unlike some others who think Liverpool
    	have *any* chance...8-)) and accept that our fine run in this
    	competition, stretching back last season too, is at an end to
    	a very good team like Athletico. Credit to them. I hope some
    	good comes out of this and we pull ourselves together for a
    	tough game tomorrow at Hillsborough.
    
    	I'll go for a 2-1 win, with Giggs and McClair getting the goals
    	for United.
    
    	Last point - thank GOD I didn't get the chance to watch Wednesday's
    	game live on TV....I might have done something regrettable after
    	an hour and a half of hope!
    
    	Andy.
32.261A barrel of roses!!YUPPY::SEABURYSFri Oct 25 1991 12:4317
    re prev.
    
    I reckon 2:1 sounds like a fair result...
    ...with Hirst getting both the Wednesday goals. 8-)
    
    If United lose, and Leeds win, won't Leeds go top???
    I don't know which is the greater (or should that be lesser??) of the
    two evils... 
    
    If the 'pool manage to beat Coventry (they should be sent there if they
    can't!!), then I think we move up to 17th, or something like that. 8-)
    But, am I worried?? Nah!! Once we've won tomorrow, dispatched port Vale
    in the cup next week, and beaten Auxerre 3:0 at home everything will be
    just great...
    
    Stew.
     
32.262Still top - till 4.45 tomorrow !BAHTAT::BLYTHEEe bah gum th's trouble at t'millFri Oct 25 1991 12:5512
    The mancs stay top if they :-
    
    Win.
    Draw and Leeds don't beat Oldham by 3 goals.
    Leeds don't win.
    
    Tomorrow's game vs Wednesday should be interesting - will the Mancs hit
    back, or have they been demoralised and suffer their first league
    defest. I will be listening in tomorrow afternoon, whilst watching
    Oldham get beaten at Elland Road.
    
    jb.
32.263No white roses in here 8-)TRUCKS::SANTFri Oct 25 1991 15:599
    
    	re .261...
    
    	Stew, if you were a *true* Lancastrian, you wouldn't need to ask
    	yourself which was the lesser of two evils...8-)

    	Wear your red rose with pride!
    
    	Andy.
32.264Give me a Lancashire hotpot any day...YUPPY::SEABURYSFri Oct 25 1991 16:1913
    re prev.
    
    What do you mean, IF??? 
    
    Born and bred in the home of Rugby league... 
    no, Warrington actually!! 8-)
    
    Anyway, I hope the mancs are still top tomorrow avo, as long as they
    lose as well!!  8-)
    You can keep the top spot warm for us till we get going... 8-)
    
    Stew.
     
32.265Utd. v Athletico.ESSB::MCUNNIFFEI MET THE GREAT ALDOFri Oct 25 1991 22:0713
    
     In note .227,
                  I predicted that the Mancs would lose 3-1 with Futre
    scoring twice and I wasn't far wrong and in fact, the result was better
    than I had hoped. The other night, Elton Pewee had said that Utd. were
    only losing 1-0 with a few minutes to go. A couple of minutes later, he
    came back and said "we have a very surprising result from Madrid". I
    thought my worst fears were going to be realised, e.g., that maybe Utd.
    had come back to win 2-1 but to my overwhelming relief, happiness and
    satisfaction, they had been stuffed 3-0 and my greatest hope for the
    replay is that Utd. have a resounding 4-1 win.
    
          Cunno.
32.266Keep it Going UnitedESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptySat Oct 26 1991 12:455
32.267Sheffield Wednesday 3 - 2 Manchester United 8-(TRUCKS::SANTMon Oct 28 1991 12:1424
    
    	Bad result for us on Saturday, after being 2-1 up with about 20
    	minutes to go. Jemson scored two after coming on as sub, and that 
    	now makes 6 goals conceeded in the last two games. A trend we must
    	put a halt to *very* quickly. 
    
    	We're off the top now, with a game in hand. Our undefeated run has
    	lasted to the last weekend in October. The important thing now is
    	to bounce back with a good win on Wednesday against Pompey in the
    	League Cup and a good home win on Saturday against Sheffield Utd.
    
    	No doubt this note will be full of abuse today after Saturday's
    	result. I'd say that shows how worried all these pundits are about
    	our marvellous start to the season and how glad they are to see us
    	slip up and let their own sides catch up a bit 8-) Let's hope it's
    	temporary, eh? ;-)
    
    	I'll go for:
    
    	Wednesday: Man Utd 3 - 0 Portsmouth
    
    	Saturday:  Man Utd 2 - 0 Sheffield United 
    
    	Andy.
32.268Tough TimesBAHTAT::BLYTHEEe bah gum th's trouble at t'millMon Oct 28 1991 12:4320
    I saw the highlights on 'Goals on Sunday' (YTV). The Mancs 2 goals were
    a result of poor defending, the first one saw Warhurst pass back to
    Woods - well, all he found was McClair, who gleefully made it 1-1. He
    must have thought Christmas had come 2 months early this year. The 2nd
    goal was a defensive mix up, the ball going all over the place before
    McClair got a 2nd. Jenson scored 2 good goals for Wednesday, andf they
    deserved their victory. There was an almighty roar at Elland Road as
    the 15,000 people tuned in to Radio 5 heard the result ....
    
    The top of Div 1 stioll makes good reading, 2 Yorkshire and 2 Manc
    teams, with only the Arse messing it up, Scousers in 8th place...
    
    The Mancs have had a tough last 3 fixtures, but they have only produced
    2 points, but they were aginst teams directly below them, games they
    should have won to give their championship drive some impetus. Their
    next game in the league is Sheff Utd (unlucky losers at Maine Rd
    Saturday), not easy. Of course I hope our fellow Yorkshiremen will do
    their bit for the White Rose and win.
    
    jb.
32.269How the 'mighty' fall!!KAOFS::G_LARKINdtn 621-4091Mon Oct 28 1991 15:036
32.270begrudgery and begrudgers...ESSB::BREETue Oct 29 1991 11:3111
    .265
    
    Maaaaaartin,
    
    Go out and grab a sheep.
    
    
    cheers,
    
    Paul
    
32.271Another league title for the 'pool!!YUPPY::SEABURYSTue Oct 29 1991 13:1913
    re .261
    
    Looks like we're gonna add another league title to our never-ending
    list of domestic honours, eh??
    
    What with my prediction being so close about the mancs losing, Leeds
    going top courtesy of an excellent own goal, and the Arse defence still
    looking decidedly shakey... 
    
    9 points off the lead, with 2 games in hand... it's all coming good!!
    
    Stew.
    
32.272No points for a loss !!SUBURB::SEARCHRROBERT SEARCHTue Oct 29 1991 15:3911
    Stew
    
    I hate United, 'Pool are no better but at least the Arse are a London
    club....and to get those 6 points from your 2 games in hand....Sorry to
    have to tell you but that means you have to WIN (look in any dictionary
    if you don't recognise the meaning of the word) the games....no points
    for loosing...........!!!
    
    Ha..ha..ha
    
    
32.273No Panic at O.T.ESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyTue Oct 29 1991 16:3212
32.274Who is on top anyway?ESSB::SONEILLTue Oct 29 1991 17:2611
    To Messrs  Bree, Cunno, Blong etc..
    
    For a clearer discussion on this years league championship race
    you are cordially invited to contribute to the topic between
    topics 32 and 34.  (That's #33)
    
    I pointed this out in a call to Paul last Saturday circa 5.30 pm
    but reading the ongoing United/Liverpool diatribe fudges the facts.
    LEEDS are on top.
    
    Shane
32.275Leeds are top as far as I am concernedXSTACY::JLUNDONJ.A. Lundon 890-2417 Leeds ForeverTue Oct 29 1991 18:368
The last time I checked I THINK that Leeds were top. Together with the fact that
Leeds have played all the top teams already this season. They have a much easier 
run into Christmas. 

So much so the league could be all over bar the shouting by Christmas!!!!


                               James.
32.276We'll be back...it's only a temporary lapse...TRUCKS::SANTTue Oct 29 1991 19:549
    
    	Good grief you Leeds fans do get excited about going top of the 
    	League...doesn't seem long ago that everyone was beating up on
    	some of the United noters after it was proclaimed we'd been top 
    	for x weeks....
    
    	Oh well, I suppose you haven't had much to shout about....8-)
    
    	Andy.
32.277Should be the Last 16ESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyWed Oct 30 1991 14:537
32.2783-1 WinESSB::BLONGI HATE MAN U. AND LOVE THE POOLThu Oct 31 1991 11:418
32.279More InjurysESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyThu Oct 31 1991 16:228
32.280Red colored glasses ??MIACT::RANKINEThu Oct 31 1991 17:2516
    Re .273
    
    Its a bit early to write the Pool off completely, surely.  As for depth
    of squad, its all a matter of opinion....Sure MUFC have a big squad, as
    do Arsenal and Liverpool, but its only recently that I would say MUFC
    have become a team, rather than a lot of (good) individuals, whereas
    Arsenal and Pool have always had a game plan/pattern of play regardless
    of who filled in the individual slots.  Dont think Im defending
    Liverpool (Im not) but they have only lost 2 games in the league this
    season...boring as they are, I would put my cash on the Arse for the
    title.  Sourpuss on BBC last night didnt appear to be unduly worried
    about their position, and seemed confident that come Easter, they would
    be there or there abouts.
    
    Yours Neutrally
    Paul
32.281More Injury NewsESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyThu Oct 31 1991 18:167
32.282Time Travel...A possibilityXSTACY::MDUNPHYThe Hit ManThu Oct 31 1991 19:016
re -.1

I thought we played them a few weeks ago???
Perhaps you meant Turkey. Am understandable Mistake :-)

	Mick
32.283oppps ApologiesESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyThu Oct 31 1991 19:481
    
32.284Courtesy of the Eagle EyeYUPPY::PANESWin your weight in fishFri Nov 01 1991 16:026

	Bryan Robson hit the crossbar in a recent match and killed
        15 Moan Utd fans who were crawling out of the woodwork.

        Stuart
32.285:-)CARDHU::MURRAYDigital has it. Well sort ofFri Nov 01 1991 16:051
    
32.286We just keep rolling onESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyFri Nov 01 1991 17:456
32.287Nice to see so much concern...8-)TRUCKS::SANTFri Nov 01 1991 19:186
    
    	Don't worry about them, Brian...they're only jealous. No team
    	justifies such vitriol and concern from non-supporters as ours,
    	so that tells you how much they worry about us, bless 'em 8-)
    
    	Andy.
32.288You'll be bak up top tommora nightCURRNT::PAGEDAnne NathemaFri Nov 01 1991 20:022
    And just think, you are playing us tommorrow !! Thats 3 points
    in the bag before you take the field.
32.2893 Points PleaseESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptySat Nov 02 1991 15:0410
32.290ROBBO RETIRES ???YOUWOT::MOOREHEADMReading, ware the Fox hat.!Mon Nov 04 1991 16:357

According to a phone message, from a non-football fan, there was an 
announcement on the 1:00 news that Bryan Robson has retired. 
Can anyone confirm ?

Martin M
32.291yeeeeeeesssssssss!DUCK::DAVIESGMon Nov 04 1991 16:3915
    
    Ha ha ha!
    
    The mancs are back on top again with a game in hand and a point to
    spare. Leeds lost it with a draw against wimbledon. I think this proves
    that they are not of championship material, wheras the mancs are.
    
    2-0 to them, with a goal from kanchelskis being the highlight of a
    great day for the mancs.
    
    
    I must congratulate Leeds on their long stay at the top :-)
    
    
    Greg.
32.292Ping PongBAHTAT::BLYTHEEe bah gum th's trouble at t'millMon Nov 04 1991 17:129
    I expect the league leadership to change hands almost on a weekly basis
    - when Man U are at home, Leeds are away, and vice versa. 'Win at
    home and draw away = championship'.
    
    It's too early to talk about championships at the moment, but things
    are looking good at the top of Div 1, 2 mancs and 2 tykes - better
    than previous seasons I hope you'll agree !
    
    
32.293DUCK::COSSEYNMon Nov 04 1991 17:398
    
    
    According to the 2:30 news Robson has announced his retirement from
    international football.
    
    I wonder how much Alex Fergerson(sp) has to do with this ?.
                              
                               Neil... 
32.294YUPPY::PANESLets hear it for Jim Bob and FruitbatMon Nov 04 1991 18:1616
                      <<< Note 32.293 by DUCK::COSSEYN >>>

    
    
>    According to the 2:30 news Robson has announced his retirement from
>    international football.
    
 

     I don't want to be a boring b*st*rd, but we work for a compnay at the 
leading edge of technology.

     Surely this news is at least 4 years old.


   Sir Geoffrey Thomas
32.295Englands Loss...OPG::TONYMon Nov 04 1991 18:3312
Stuart,

I hope your'e NOT suggesting that CARTHORSE I VE GOT NO SKILL Geoff Thomas is 
Englands answer in replacing Robbo..!!!

I think you'll be disappointed...

If the news is correct i.e NOT some SCOUSE BULLS**T story, Sorry forgot, thats on 
 the pitch.....then Iam glad..  He has given so much for his country..


Tony
32.296England's loss is United's gain....TRUCKS::SANTMon Nov 04 1991 18:5113
    
    	I'm glad too. Bryan can add *nothing* to England's lost cause 
    	(anyone see the Turkey game?!?!?) but is vital to our success 
    	this season. It saves Graham Taylor having to make another 
    	difficult decision! 8-)
    
    	Bryan Robson has been magnificent for England. We've already
    	spoken about it in here ;-) but I'd like to remember him leading
    	by example and scoring goals, and not someone clearly in the
    	twilight of his career still trying to hold a cr*p England team
    	together that's falling apart at the seems.
    
    	Andy.
32.297YUPPY::PANESLets hear it for Jim Bob and FruitbatMon Nov 04 1991 18:5749
                        <<< Note 32.295 by OPG::TONY >>>
                             -< Englands Loss... >-

>Stuart,

>I hope your'e NOT suggesting that CARTHORSE I VE GOT NO SKILL Geoff Thomas is 
>Englands answer in replacing Robbo..!!!

>I think you'll be disappointed...

>If the news is correct i.e NOT some SCOUSE BULLS**T story, Sorry forgot, thats on 
> the pitch.....then Iam glad..  He has given so much for his country..


>Tony



Tony,

Thank you for your prompt reply. 

I did not suggest that (Sir) Geoffrey Thomas should be an ersatz "ROBBO".
The soubriquet that I finished my note with was a ( feeble?) attempt at 
humour,


I found your erudite note revealing, but I believe that I would be doing
a great dis-service to myself, football, and Geoff Thomas if I was to
make a comparision.

Bryan Robson was a extremely good footballer, and quite possibly he is
still a great motivator ( one glance at the tabloids and I'm almost convinced),
but he should never ( and shouldn't have for the last couple of years) be
allowed anywhere near the England changing room, and kept at even greater
distance from a England shirt. 

The bloke has lost it! He gets 10/10 for trying but more often than not,
irrespective of what colour shirt he is wearing, his exuberance hinders
others.


I wont bore you all ( cos I know you think "if he ain't red he ain't worth
a ****" ), rambling on about Geoff Thomas's talents.... but I bet if Palace
we're prepared to release G.T, Alec would hammering at the hallowed portals
of the Mecca.


Stuey
32.298OPG::TONYMon Nov 04 1991 21:5312
Stuart,


>I wont bore you all ( cos I know you think "if he ain't red he ain't worth
>a ****" ), rambling on about Geoff Thomas's talents.... but I bet if Palace
>we're prepared to release G.T, Alec would hammering at the hallowed portals
>of the Mecca.


Probably....and You'll have to pay us as well.....Argh..Argh...

Tony
32.299Well I liked him...MIACT::RANKINETue Nov 05 1991 13:2011
    re -2
    
    Cant agree with your sentiments about Robbo playing for England.  The
    man has been (perhaps the last season or so, excepted) EXCEPTIONAL for
    England, and no-one has contributed more to Englands efforts than he. 
    He has been an excellent server & motivator for England who gave 110%
    for his country.  He may not be the prettiest most elegant type of
    player but a team needs a player like that who will fight and chase and
    harry everthing.Who else would you have put in his place ??.
    
    Paul..who's not a Red, or even English, or biased....
32.300Good riddens to Robbo.ESSB::MCUNNIFFELiverpool have a divine right to titleTue Nov 05 1991 23:529
    
    Robbo has now retired from the international scene having won nothing
    and in all likelihood, he will quit the Mancs as a player in the near 
    future after over 10 years trying to win a league medal and having
    failed dismally. On a lighter note, Ronnie Whelan should be back in
    action in two weeks and wouldn't it be great if he could win his
    seventh (7th) league medal come next May.
    
         Cunno.
32.301Ronnie's a stiff, Robbo smoothTROOA::PBLANEYRegional Technology Support GroupWed Nov 06 1991 03:4419
    Only one player has had more injuries than Robbo, and that's our
    Ronnie, God bless his little Southern Irish heart. Sourpuss is showing
    his true class bringing him back, or is that desperation. Must be
    getting nervous now that King Kenny is nearby  . . .and kicking again.
    Oh well, Rangers are missing those imports! 
    
    Difference between Robbo & Ronnie, Robbo plays for an International
    team of the best players from that country, and Ronnie plays for an
    International team of players who couldn't make that team and used
    their grandmothers to at least wear an international shirt. Being the
    true do-facto midfielder, Robbo has proven himself on the best team in
    the league, and one of the best international squads (albeit
    whiners/under acheivers, but you should have had old big 'ed for
    manager then). 
    
    So it's roll on Robbo, bye bye Ronnie, here for Sourpuss today, gone to
    tranmere rovers tomorrow.
    
    Paul
32.302It was the 12 of June, in 1988.ESSB::BREEWed Nov 06 1991 13:5254
    re.301
    
    Paul 
    
    Come off it!!  I thought all this bull$%&* was forgotten about. The
    Irish team is represented by Irish men. It doesn't matter that there is
    a gap of some generations. If you had beaten us in for example
    Stuttgart instead of losing all your qualifying games you wouldn't be
    bitching now.
    
    I'm a committed fan of Robson's because he won me a handy few quid any
    time I backed United in Cups but don't let begrudgery spoil your
    admiration for the best purchase United ever made.
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    ps
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    Where was John Barnes born?
    
    
    
    Paul
32.303I smell $#%^ in the air.XSTACY::JLUNDONJ.A. Lundon 890-2417 Leeds ForeverWed Nov 06 1991 14:3419
re. -2
    
>    Difference between Robbo & Ronnie, Robbo plays for an International
>    team of the best players from that country, and Ronnie plays for an
>    International team of players who couldn't make that team and used
>    their grandmothers to at least wear an international shirt. Being the
>    true do-facto midfielder, Robbo has proven himself on the best team in
>    the league, and one of the best international squads (albeit
>    whiners/under acheivers, but you should have had old big 'ed for
>    manager then). 

Well I never! Thats rich coming from a team that hasn't managed to beat this
team of misfits in its last 4 attempts, when it counted. I do admit that SOME of 
our players have dubious backgrounds but that doesn't in any way take away
from the achievements that our manager and players have achieved in the last 4
years, a lot more that England can claim in many senses in that time.

                               James.

32.304Go suck an egg !KAOFS::G_LARKINdtn 621-4091Wed Nov 06 1991 15:2311
32.305everything in moderation, including moderationESSB::BREEWed Nov 06 1991 16:518
    Mr. Moderator,
    
    How is it that notes from the crowd in 47 never get set hidden?
    As I recall,a certain gent called Billy has been riding roughshod for a
    while now without censure.
    
    Paul
    
32.306We'll Keep the Red Flag FlyingESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyWed Nov 06 1991 16:5216
32.307Check your factsGALVIA::SPAINWed Nov 06 1991 18:0516
    
    >How is it that notes from the crowd in 47 never get set hidden?
    >As I recall,a certain gent called Billy has been riding roughshod for
    >while now without censure.
    
    .304 was set hidden because it contained a personal insult to another
    noter.  The content incidently had nothing whatsoever to do with
    Manchester United.
    
    As for your allegation that I've shown bias towards Rangers fans in
    this conference this is ridiculous.  If you care to remember I've set
    hidden notes from at least 2 different Rangers supporters in the last
    few days including your friend Billy..  If there are any others that 
    should be set hidden I'm sure you'll let me know.
    
    Gary.   
32.308Were OutESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyThu Nov 07 1991 11:509
32.309Sorry, I couldn't resist *-) *-)MDRLEG::AREVALILLONosce te ipsumThu Nov 07 1991 11:5522
32.310apologies ladsTROOA::PBLANEYRegional Technology Support GroupThu Nov 07 1991 16:449
    Apologies lads - we are sensitive souls. I thought some may have
    realized I'm a good irishman! 
    
    Now didn't we get wound up then! I was really just baiting cunno
    anyway.
    
    Sorry about that Gary, I'll stick to MUFC primitive stuff.
    
    paul
32.311Juanjo 1 United 0ASKFOR::HAIGHStill hazy after all these beersFri Nov 08 1991 11:476
32.312United still in EuropeESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyFri Nov 08 1991 13:2310
32.313SORRY!KAOFS::G_LARKINdtn 621-4091Fri Nov 08 1991 15:126
32.314 RUDE AWAKENING...???DUCK::VILLEGASJThe sun always shines in La PalmaFri Nov 08 1991 18:4819
32.315ASKFOR::HAIGHGeschwindigkeitsbegrenzung? What Geschwindigkeitsbegrenzung?Fri Nov 08 1991 19:094
    >    Reality facing you right in the kisser..lets talk about traditional
    
    
    	Lovely turn of phrase there Juan..... :-)
32.316Spanish High HorsesOPG::TONYSat Nov 09 1991 00:4417
Juanjo,

Hi...What can I say.. You won well done.. We were all very impressed with 
Atletico Madrid they played some very good football. And as always we wish you
GOOD LUCK in the next round.

I cant help wondering if we hadnt collapsed in the last 5 minutes in Madrid
 would Atltico have looked as composed at Old Trafford..I wonder...No disrespect
but we can  also look composed when we are 3-0 up.

I would like to add that on the night a number of United players did not perform
to standard that we normally like to see at Old Trafford..I for one thought
Blackmore and McClair and possibly Webb had their worst United preformance ever.
No excuses, they tried but the mountain was too high..


Devil Tone 
32.317Juan for the roadESSB::BREESat Nov 09 1991 14:587
    re.315
    
    Mixed metaphors aside there's a grain of truth in Juan's comments. I
    personally thought the commentators at Liverpool's game in particular
    were awful.
    
    Paul
32.318Picture + noise = peaceTROOA::PBLANEYAlpha,The Final Frontier. These are the . . .Sun Nov 10 1991 00:442
    It is so much better with the sound down enough to spare you the
    drivel, but at least to hear the crowd. I recommend it.
32.319FOOTBALL IS LIKE THATMDRLEG::AREVALILLONosce te ipsumMon Nov 11 1991 12:1216
32.320WARNUT::PICKERINGSSimon PickeringMon Nov 11 1991 15:322
    Lee Sharpe is to see a specialist today about his deeep-seated (!)
    groin injury; Sharpe could be out for rest of the season.
32.321United to Stuff CityESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyThu Nov 14 1991 14:478
32.322Scousers on the marchYUPPY::SEABURYSThu Nov 14 1991 15:3712
    United don't seem to have a very impressive record against City...
    
    ...though I could be wrong!!
    
    Didn't they lose 5:1 to City a season or so back???
    
    Anyway, I reckon it'll be a similar result, with the light blues
    singing all the way home.
    
    Stew.
    
    
32.323The BIG Derby matchARRODS::SWANSONThu Nov 14 1991 15:5112
>    United to Stuff City

>    It's the Big Derby Match at Maine Road on saturday. United  V  City.


Brian,

I think you're confused, the BIG derby match is on Sunday,  its a Bramall
Lane, and it United to Stuff Wednesday OK.

Dave the Blade
 
32.324?SCOAYR::DMILLARThu Nov 14 1991 16:201
    Is the Manchester derby match being shown on any of the T.V. stations?
32.325OPG::TONYThu Nov 14 1991 17:005
>Is the Manchester derby match being shown on any of the T.V. stations?

No...

Maine Road would be empty if they did..??
32.326BLKPUD::WATTERSONPNo Irish in SwedenThu Nov 14 1991 17:036
    
    I presume the highlights will be shown on Granada on Saturday night -
    Granada also shows ALL the goals from the North-West at 5:15 on a
    Saturday - No wonder they kept their franchise and TVS didn't.....
    
    Paul
32.32761,000 + ESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyThu Nov 14 1991 17:357
32.3283 Points on the WayESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyFri Nov 15 1991 13:258
32.329Go for it lads. 3 points please.TRUCKS::SANTFri Nov 15 1991 14:4319
    
    	That is good news! A couple of "indifferent" performances and a
    	growing injury list were beginning to worry me...the situation with
    	yound Lee Sharpe still does worry me 8-(
    
    	We need a victory tomorrow. The pressure is now on. We're entering
    	the second "third" (?) of the season and need to put some good
    	results together. I'll go for a 2-1 win...Bruce with a pen. and
    	Sparky to score. After last year's debacle it's about time we beat 
    	the Citizens in their own yard. It's a real 6-pointer, a win will
    	push us clearer from the immediate chasers and put the pressure on
    	Leeds Leeds Leeds to win their game to maintain the gap.
    
    	City 1 - 2 United    Hughes, Bruce (pen), someone else...
    
    	Come on you reds!!
    
    	Andy.
 
32.3302 and 0 for the CityYUPPY::SEABURYSFri Nov 15 1991 14:457
    re. prev.
    
    I'm sure he'll manage a clean sheet on his birthday on Monday, but I'll
    be surprised if he let's in less than 2 tomorrow afternoon!! 8-)
    
    Stew.
    
32.331Time To stertchMINDER::MACDONALDIMUFC ECWC ChampionsFri Nov 15 1991 15:4411
     Only one team in it.
    
    city 1 (who cares who scores for them)
    
    UNITED 3 (Kenchelski, Hughes, Robson) 
    
    
    Welcome back Parker, Pallister and Ince
    
    
    mac  8-)
32.332Paul 'own goals a speciality' Parker is back!!YUPPY::SEABURYSFri Nov 15 1991 18:276
    re .331
    
    The City goal was probably scored by Parker!! ;-)
    
    Stew.
    
32.333Dont seem to see them..??OPG::TONYFri Nov 15 1991 18:427
Hi chaps,

Does anyone know what position the scousers are ??

Dont seem see them around the top 5...!!

Tony
32.334sad but true...we are not too good at the moCOMICS::HAWLEYslam the doors and wedge themFri Nov 15 1991 18:5116
    9th.
    sad isnt it.
    :-(
    but we'll be back. after all man utd went through a bad patch and have
    recovered to put in a fine performance so far this season...
    (see this unbiased note, andy sant!)
    once our injury crisis is resolved we may be able to give a fuller
    account ourselves but i personally believe that key players are much
    weaker this season. it could be the lack of support from the injured
    players or just that they arent playing as well. only time will tell,
    but i shall continue to support them, even if we end up in the fourth
    division. oh well,
    thanks, Ian.
    
    p.s i cant stand mark walters.
    
32.335Ian, I'm impressed 8-)TRUCKS::SANTFri Nov 15 1991 19:321
    
32.336Only One Team in ManchesterESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyMon Nov 18 1991 12:2411
32.337I just poped inODDONE::CRUMP_JWhat a long Monday Friday is !!!Mon Nov 18 1991 16:411
    Blueoo Moooon
32.3381 Point not 3ESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyMon Nov 18 1991 17:234
32.339What the Hic do we careODDONE::CRUMP_JWhat a long Monday Friday is !!!Mon Nov 18 1991 17:423
    Sorry I was still drunk.......
    
    
32.340Robbo must sit it OutESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyMon Nov 18 1991 20:466
32.341All square after round 1. We'll get 'em at OT!!TRUCKS::SANTMon Nov 18 1991 21:1917
    
    	To be honest, this game tomorrow nite must surely be more of a
    	hinderance. S*d-all at stake and plenty of wounded....doesn't
    	make sense when so many are complaining at the number of games
    	they have to play...
    
    	I think we escaped on Saturday. The lads from Maine Road should 
    	probably be more disappointed at only getting a point. The sticky
    	run continues, with a *very* tough-looking game on Saturday to a
    	rapidly-improving West Ham side. After so many good results they're
    	due a defeat 8-) let's oblige them....
    
    	I'll go for a tense 1-0 win.....'bout time Sparky got back on the 
    	scoresheet.
    
    	Andy.
    
32.342Super Cup TonightESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyTue Nov 19 1991 15:0010
32.343From the Bernard Manning school of sublety comes ..BAHTAT::BLYTHEEe bah gum th's trouble at t'millTue Nov 19 1991 15:076
    All in bad taste :-
    
    The 'Aeroplane' song has been joined by 'Always look on the Runway for
    Ice' - grunted to the tune of 'Always look on the bright side of life'
    
    jb.
32.344The signs are not good..8-(TRUCKS::SANTTue Nov 19 1991 19:1316
    
    	I'm not too confident about tonite..I can see us getting beaten
    	2 or 3 nil. The mighty Atletico taught us a few home truths about
    	the yawning gulf between true class European acts and some of our
    	own league's efforts. That's not to say we can't beat these guys
    	on the day, but we've a ways to go before we can get back in the
    	hunt for regular European honours again. That applies to *all*
    	English clubs in Europe, and before Liverpool and Spurs fans dive
    	in, you've won nothing yet...now it starts to get tough!!
      
    	Let's get over the game injury-free and concentrate on the serious
    	stuff - three points on Saturday. Our title challenge is bumping
    	along in second gear. We need to put that right asap before we let
    	it slip too far....
    
    	Andy.
32.345European Super Cup FinalKIRKTN::JJACKWed Nov 20 1991 10:3511
    
    
    
    Manchester United......1  Red Star Belgrade.......0
    
    McClair
    
    
    att. 22,000+
    
    
32.346Tremendous boost for the Reds!!TRUCKS::SANTWed Nov 20 1991 11:1826
    
    	Just goes to show how wrong you can be...fortunately!
    
    	Radio 5 at half-time were extolling the virtues of the technically
    	superior 'Slavs, particularly Panchev and Savechevic (sp?), despite
    	only five of last year's Euro-Cup winning team still playing for
    	Red Star.
    
    	"United's defence look so slow.." etc..
    
    	And what happens? McClair steals the show and United hold on
    	comfortably. I guess this was one of those days when the more
    	skilled side couldn't beat the more committed..
    
	Webb sounded a bit hit 'n' miss, but Honeymonster Pallister is
    	getting better and better. 
    
    	Interesting to note that the "four foreigner" rule didn't apply,
    	allowing us to pick our strongest side, and we managed to beat the 
    	European Cup holders...supposedly the best in Europe.
    
    	Is this the first Super Cup victory for an English side? This is
    	a genuine question - have Liverpool ever won it before? I think
    	they have but can't remember when...
    
    	Andy.
32.347championes!!!ESSB::BREEWed Nov 20 1991 11:223
    Come out now Martin Cunniffe!!!
    
    Paul
32.3481-0 must be a misprintULYSSE::BREADIEWed Nov 20 1991 11:258
    Facinating!  I watched this game "live" on RTL, it was dross. I was 
    so rivited I thought the result was 0-0. When did McClair score ?
    
    It was a classic nothing a stake affair.
    
    Having always been a fan of Uniteds, I was very dissappointed at
    their basic lack of skill ie first touch.  Was this there normal
    standard or is it unfair to judge when nothing was at stake.
32.349*HUGH::RAYNERTSysman&gt;@REO/LOC=G2Wed Nov 20 1991 11:481
    Re -1   You beat me too it, I watched it also on RTL...it was dire ... 
32.350has the format changed?COMICS::HAWLEYalmost grabbed by the caribsWed Nov 20 1991 12:029
    re. super cup.
    
    yes Liverpool have won it, cant remember when.
    i also remember them playing Flamengo of Brazil and getting hammered
    2-0 in the super cup final about 8 years ago in Japan.
    has the format of the cup changed? it used to be s.america vs europe i
    think. Penarol used to play in it a lot. any ideas?
    Ian.
    
32.351Paul W is a saintCOMICS::HAWLEYalmost grabbed by the caribsWed Nov 20 1991 12:134
    thank you paul watterson for reminding me that i am getting the
    world club championship an the super cup mixed up...
    Ian.
    
32.352The Mancs are Kings of EuropeESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyWed Nov 20 1991 12:1914
32.353a little dig, but it gets nicerCOMICS::HAWLEYalmost grabbed by the caribsWed Nov 20 1991 12:3710
    re. last
    
    if you were kings of Europe, surely you would still be in the cup
    winners cup? ;-)
    congratulations anyway, its great to see a British team back on top of
    Europe again...lets hope that spurs and Liverpool can keep us there
    next year.
    
    Ian.
    
32.354Nice to see some credit where it's due!!TRUCKS::SANTWed Nov 20 1991 12:4110
    
    	re last..ditto. Shucks, Ian...we must stop agreeing like 
    	this 8-)
    	
    	Any chance of a repeat of yesterday's little spat in your 
    	office? ;-) ..very entertaining...
    
    	Andy.
    
  
32.355over a barrelCOMICS::HAWLEYalmost grabbed by the caribsWed Nov 20 1991 13:209
    re. 'little spat'
    
    sorry Andy,
     Paul is a LOT bigger than i am.
     he also gives me a lift home occasionally.
     i HAVE to be nice to him.
     :-)
    Ian.
    
32.356Of course LFc have won it - it's a trophy right ?ULYSSE::NAYLORMy inbox is full but my outbox is emptyWed Nov 20 1991 14:119
    Re : .346
    
    	I believe LFC won it (can't remember when) by beating SV Hamburger
        5-0 at Anfield. There was a little man called Keagan in the SV H
        side aswell that night, if I remember correctly.
    
        I'll take a stab at 1984.
    
        Paul.
32.357Keep them clean...MIACT::RANKINEWed Nov 20 1991 14:136
    Had a chat with a MU fan last night, who reckons that Utd need a better
    partner for Sparky .  He reckons that TGA would be a good choice. 
    Apart from the obvios effects this would have on our happy noter Cunno,
    any thoughts on this one ???.
    Cheers
    Paul
32.358At a guess?ARRODS::OHAGANBHanging out your old Love LettersWed Nov 20 1991 14:187
    Re. 346 & 355
    
    I think you'll find that the Liverpool v SV Hamburger Super Cup was
    played around 1978. Keegan left the Pool in 77 and I think the
    Monchegladbach Euro Final was one of his last games.
    
    Barry.
32.359Ooops!ARRODS::OHAGANBHanging out your old Love LettersWed Nov 20 1991 14:193
    I meant .356
    
    
32.360RUTILE::CAMPBELLReal ponies don't go oink!Wed Nov 20 1991 14:438
    re Super Cup
    
    
    	Didn't Aston Villa win it some time ago, or am I thinking of
    something else?
    
    Stevo
    
32.361big club, big trophiesCOMICS::HAWLEYalmost grabbed by the caribsWed Nov 20 1991 14:4814
    <<< Note 32.360 by RUTILE::CAMPBELL "Real ponies don't go oink!" >>>
    
       >  re Super Cup
    
    
       >  Didn't Aston Villa win it some time ago, or am I thinking of
       >  something else?
         
    
    no, wasnt that the Birmingham and district womens knitting circle
    5-a-side competition?
    :-))
    Ian.
      
32.3621977/78ARRODS::SWANSONWed Nov 20 1991 16:1214
>    I think you'll find that the Liverpool v SV Hamburger Super Cup was
>    played around 1978. Keegan left the Pool in 77 and I think the
>    Monchegladbach Euro Final was one of his last games.
    
 >   Barry.

It was indeed, Keegan's last official game was the European cup final in '77
and he returned to Anfield for the super cup final with HSV.  The result was
around 4 or 5 nil.

I remember the Kop chanting "You should have stayed at Anfield"

Liverpool totlally dominated the game and another memory I have is Steve Highway
rounding two or three HSV defender as though they weren't there.
32.363Not like me to stirFORTY2::ASHGrahame Ash @REOWed Nov 20 1991 17:344
Stroke of luck having to play a Yugoslav side - so it's all settled in the 
home leg! Still, congrats anyway.

grahame
32.364GoalGetters at O.TESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyWed Nov 20 1991 18:1317
32.365Big Club, Big Chip on Shoulder. FRAMBO::BRADLEYJa, das Bier-gut istThu Nov 21 1991 14:017
Can't let .361 go by. Villa actually won the league in '81, the European Cup
in '82 and the World Club thingy in '82 or 3. The Knitting Circle was won by
those poor ******** at St Andrews. When did the "Big Club" last win any of
these? (Oh God I'm beginning to sound like you-know-who!).

Bob
32.366Q????ESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyThu Nov 21 1991 14:137
32.367Huh?TRUCKS::SANTThu Nov 21 1991 15:228
    
    	...and the comment came from an interloper from the Liverpool note,
    	so leave out the shoulder 'n' chips 8-) 8-)
    
    	I also thought the great but brief Villa team of the early 80's won
    	the World Club thingy...
    
    	Andy.
32.368The end of the Supercup argument.ESSB::MCUNNIFFETHE GREAT ALDOThu Nov 21 1991 16:0226
    
    So ok, Man. Utd. won the European super cup by beating Red Star
    Belgrade 1-0 at home. Only for the troubles and unfortunate turmoil
    in Yugoslavia, there was no away leg for the Mancs. At least when
    Liverpool won the supercup, they did it over two legs.
    European Supercup
       22 Nov 1978 SV Hamburg  1 Liverpool 1
        6 Dec   ""  Liverpool  6 Hamburg   0
    Liverpool scorers (Dalglish 1, McDermott 3, Fairclough 2,Thompson 1)
    
    European Supercup
       4 Dec 1979 Anderlecht 3 Liverpool 1
      19 Dec 1979 Liverpool  2 Anderlecht 1
    Liverpool scorers (Case, Fairclough & Hughes)
    World club championship
    13 Dec 1982 Tokyo
       Flamengo 3 Liverpool 0
    World club championship
    9 Dec 1984
       Independiente 1 Liverpol 0
    European supercup 
    16 Jan 1985
       Juventus 2 Liverpool 0 
     
           Cunno.
    
32.369P5 W1 L4 ESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyThu Nov 21 1991 16:236
32.370Does this mean he's acknowledged the victory?TRUCKS::SANTThu Nov 21 1991 16:588
    
    	...the adding up's none too clever either..
    
    	1 + 3 + 2 + 1 = ?
    
    	Oh, well...least he said *something* 8-)
    
    	Andy.
32.3716+1 = 7ESSB::MCUNNIFFETHE GREAT ALDOThu Nov 21 1991 21:436
    
    Andy,
        My adding was absolutely correct. When I gave the scorers, I was
    also including the one goal scored away on top of the six at home.
    
        Cunno.
32.372Did they or didn't they? FRAMBO::BRADLEYJa, das Bier-gut istFri Nov 22 1991 14:5911
Martin,

As you sound like the expert, did Villa win this ******* Super Club trophy
or not? I was speaking from (maybe impaired) memory.

Bob

PS. Apologies for being in the wrong note AND slagging off the wrong Big Club
(apparently). Many ;-) etc
 
32.373The gospel According to St. RothmanPANIC::ANDERSONThe 'Pies have gone coldFri Nov 22 1991 16:2211
    Bob
    
    Aston Villa did win the Euro Super Cup in '82 - beating Barcelona 3-1
    0n aggregate (0-1,3-0).
                                           
    Forest also beat Barca (1-0,1-1) in '79, and Aberdeen won it in '83,
    defeating Hamburg (0-0,2-0).
    
    No British club has yet won the World Club Championship though.
    
    Rob
32.374Wee Jinky's legs are still bruised to bits !KIRKTN::JJACKFri Nov 22 1991 17:064
    
    Glasgow Celtic should've & would've won it,if they hadn't been kicked of the
    park by Racing Club of Buenos Aires in 67/68  8*))
    
32.375This is Your Life NobbyESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyFri Nov 22 1991 17:5311
32.376Paul InceESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyFri Nov 22 1991 19:019
32.377Tomorrow on SatelliteTROOA::PBLANEYAlpha, the final frontier.Fri Nov 22 1991 22:577
    Touching. Very touching. Now if he'd quit dreaming of his West Ham days
    and start concentrating on United winning the league . . .
    
    United vs West Ham on TSN Canada tomorrow. For you satellite buffs, you
    should be able to pick it up.
    
    -pb
32.378Live on the BoxESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptySat Nov 23 1991 15:569
32.379The MANCS are back on TOPESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptySat Nov 23 1991 21:3310
32.380The boy wonderFORTY2::ROBERTSONI brake for coffee!!Mon Nov 25 1991 13:0110
I saw the goals on the match yesterday afternoon. It's the first time I've seen
Giggs play (even though they only showed 2 moves), and if he carries on like
this, he will definitely be the next George Best.

The first was the sweetest volley you'll see in a long time, and the second was 
brought about by a piercing run diagonally through the box, pulling 2/3
defenders with him, then a deft back heel for McClair(?) to shoot and Robson to
make sure.

	Al
32.381:-|KERNEL::HAWLEYIdo you mean 1400 patches?Mon Nov 25 1991 13:118
    re. last
    
    > and if he carries on like this, he will definitely be the next George
      Best.
    
    What? an abusive drunk?
    Ian.
    
32.382Sharpe OutESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyMon Nov 25 1991 13:247
32.383United 2 West Ham 1ESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyMon Nov 25 1991 15:4212
32.384SUBURB::ABSOLOMTBorn in a stormMon Nov 25 1991 15:525
    Sharpe is seeing a specialist today to decide whether he can step up
    his training. He hopes to play in a reserve game within three three
    weeks.
    
    Tony
32.385Three cheers for Georgie!! Hic!YUPPY::SEABURYSMon Nov 25 1991 17:118
    re .375
    
    Was George Best drunk???
    
    
    Stew. 8-)
    
    
32.386See Quinn's goal at Luton? Sheesh!!TRUCKS::SANTMon Nov 25 1991 22:0824
    
    	Well back in the reality note (after these OTT Leeds boys
    	predicting success after yesterday's demolition of Villa ;-) )...
    
    	We should have been several goals better off at half time than the
    	two we did score...stunning volley by Giggs, nice second by the
    	washed-up injury-ridden no-good Robson.....
    
    	Nearly paid the price for not taking the chances with West Amm 
    	getting a late goal then Maccathingy hit the sticks near the end.
    	
    	We deserved the three points and it's good to be back on the
    	winning trail.
    
    	There's a nice little gap opening up between ourselves and Leeds
    	Leeds Leeds from the chasing bunch, two of whom got a right humping
    	at the w/e (Palace and Villa).
    
    	We've a game in hand on the Leeds boys but there's a marathon still
    	to go.
    
    	Things are looking good at the moment, though...
    
    	Andy.
32.387Robbo and GiggoESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyTue Nov 26 1991 14:4012
32.388You heard it here firstBLKPUD::WATTERSONPNo Irish in SwedenTue Nov 26 1991 14:4818
>>>    tape last night, what a cracker, this boy is going to be star for years
>>>    to come. He's a cert for the young player of the year already.
>>>    How about another United double in the player of the year stakes,
>>>    Footballer of the Year,  Bryan Robson
>>>    Young player of the Year Ryan Giggs
>>>
    
    Dream on !!!
    
    He'll end up like the other Man Utd 'starlets' - Beardsmore, Martin,
    Robins, the Italian sounding fella - nowhere...
    
    Robson'll be injured again before the end of the season and probably
    end up in Japan after announcing his retirement....
    
    Man Utd will finish fourth and Ferguson will be sacked....
    
    Gypsy Rose Lee
32.389If the Doc said so, Its trueESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyTue Nov 26 1991 14:599
32.390BLKPUD::WATTERSONPNo Irish in SwedenTue Nov 26 1991 15:1618
    
>>>    play for the youth team. I spoke to Tommy Docherty about him, and he
>>>    said he is something special. And i'm afraid i regard The Doc's opinion
>>>    slightly higher then yours.
   
    Docherty's just a number of ex-Man Utd 'personalities' who've spent the
    last x years earning money from their association with Old Trafford -
    similar to Crerand (sp), Law, Best, Charlton (Bobby) etc etc and they
    all spout out the same old dribble about how xxxxxx insert (Beardsmore,
    Martin, Robins, Mao-thingy, Whiteside etc etc) are the greatest player
    they've ever seen for his age, they are the new xxxxx insert Best,
    Charlton, Edwards.
    
    Giggs isn't a bad player - but give him a couple of seasons to really
    prove himself.
    
    Paul 
    
32.391A vote for GiggsRTOEU::RDELANEYAperralunis.....Tue Nov 26 1991 15:249
    Not a Utd. fan (only when they play City Steve :-) ) but this bloke
    Giggs is definitely special. Apart from his ball-control his speed is 
    amazing. Any time I've seen him (on TV) you get the feeling he's going
    to do something special with the ball and 9 times out of 10 he does. He
    also seems to be cool-headed (no Gascoigne antics....) and confident
    for his age without being cocky. He's the kind of player to attract the
    crowds and also the Italians........
    	
    	- Robin.... 
32.392Giggs is nothing to write home about.ESSB::MCUNNIFFETHE GREAT ALDOTue Nov 26 1991 15:4612
    
    Brian,
         you musty be in cocooland if you think that Utd. can pull off the
    double of Robbo and Giggs as players of the year. One volley from six
    yards and people are going crazy about him..........what rubbish!
        From a purely unbiased point of view, it seems to me that the cert
    for the young player of the year will be Steve McManaman with the
    senior award going to either Bruce Grobbelaar or Ray Houghton for their
    spectacular displays for Liverpool this season.
    
         Cunno.
    
32.393It has to be TGA ;-)GALVIA::SPAINThere's always the U.S.Tue Nov 26 1991 16:0010
    
    >senior award going to either Bruce Grobbelaar or Ray Houghton for
    their
    >spectacular displays for Liverpool this season.
    
    What!!!!!  Surely after scoring 25 goals before the end of November
    there can be only one candidate for player of the year Martin.  Have
    you lost faith already?
    
    Gary.
32.394That Giggs goal...againARRODS::OHAGANBHanging out your old Love LettersTue Nov 26 1991 16:027
    To tell you the truth it was the way the ball swirved neatly before
    hitting the back of the net which gave me most pleasure. You just
    don't see many goals scored with that sort of style in this country.
    Go East across the pond and you'll probably find defenders with 
    better first time volleying than a lot of our strikers. 
    
    Barry
32.395Who is TGAMINDER::MACDONALDIMUFC ECWC ChampionsTue Nov 26 1991 16:1017
    re -1
    
    (25 goals before the end of November)
    
    So what, how many were penalties(yes I know Steve Bruce scored numerous of
    them last season), and the main point is that TGA is playing in the
    Second Division, I reckon that in the 1st Division he would be as good
    as Dean Saunders(whoever he is)
    
    re -2
    Steve McNamanan(SP?) is just making the most of a dire situation at the
    Kop, with all these injuries etc... As someone elase mentioned, wait a
    few seasonsand we'll see who is still around
	However they are both young and if pushed in the right direction
    should become the Rush and Hughes of the world as we know it.
    
    mac
32.396United back as topic of the day...TRUCKS::SANTTue Nov 26 1991 17:1932
    
    	Nice to see that United getting back on the winning trail has
    	sparked so much interest again 8-)
    
    	Giggs is a wonderful talent - there are a few around but not many,
    	McManaman *do* like - and promises much for the future. 
    
    	As for the garbage written previously about ex-United players
    	riding some sort of gravy-train....really, Paul, I'd expect a
    	little more tolerance from you...8-) They *all* do it. Why so
    	surprised? 
    
    	It's such a pity that genuine unbiased opinions are not more 
    	frequently given. Some people can't see beyond their own colon, 
    	never mind their own team, and they think they're unbiased ;-)
    	Shame. Were you abused by a United supporter as a child, Martin?
    	I think we should know the truth.
    
    	I notice you're generally keeping out of the Liverpool note these
    	days, and even suggested a switch of allegiance to Leeds United.
    	Given up already? Some supporter you turned out to be....8-)
    
    	Keep sending the loony mails. 
    
    	Meanwhile, back to football. United are now second, one point and
    	a game in hand behind Leeds (Leeds Leeds), who were superb on
    	Sunday. A five-point gap has opened up before City bring up third.
    	Liverpool are languishing in about 9th place, surrounded by other
    	mediocre sides trying to catch up with the pace-setters from OT
    	and Elland Road.
    
    	Andy.
32.397Martin Wears Scouse Tinted GlassesESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyTue Nov 26 1991 17:4011
32.398Young Footballer Of The Year at The City Ground!MACNAS::MJGREANEYCloughie bowls 'em overTue Nov 26 1991 18:1712
    Loosen up guys!!!!!!!!!!
    
    There's only one "Young Footballer Of The Year"  and he's Irish!!!!!
    
    
    Roy Keane!!!!!!!!!!
    
    These pretenders Giggs ,McManaman,Tanner are one season wonders!!!!!
    
    
    M.J.
    "UREDS"
32.399Roy Keane target for Liverpool?TRUCKS::SANTTue Nov 26 1991 18:5823
    
    	MJ..
    
    	Roy Keane is indeed a wonderful player, and still so young. Let's	
    	hope Sourpuss keeps his hands off and lets him get on with it eh?
    
    	Pretenders MacMananananaman and Giggs are not...they are both also
    	excellent young players (Giggs is still only *17*..)
    
    	Tanner? Not even worth a mention. He's 26 (hardly young by these
    	standards..) and an average player in a poor defence. In the days
    	of Hansen, Lawrenson, Whelan he wouldn't have got a look-in.
    
    	The award will be given based on the whole season, with perhaps the
    	final factor being some sort of "visibility", like winning
    	something. We shall see.
    
    	Personally I'm delighted to see Giggs excelling for United and look
    	forward to seing him do the business to a few more teams this
    	season.
    
    	Andy.
               
32.400400 Not Out For UnitedESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyTue Nov 26 1991 20:021
    
32.401QETOO::CHAVESAlegria de pobre dura poucoTue Nov 26 1991 22:0321
    Ref: .392
    Cunno,
    
    With such great players contributing such great performances day
    after day, how do you explain the pool's current position in the
    league standings? Geee, I watched the pool 4 times this year, all
    4 matches against lesser competition, (so I was told) and they did 
    not impress. 
    
    Face it: If any keeper is to be seriously considered for 'player
             of the year', which I doubt, one need not go further than OT. 
             (At least he has made a difference)
    
    Facts can not be changed and, as much as I hate to admit it, the pool
    will always be remembered as one of the world's best ever football
    sides. But history does not stand still and neither should you.
    I suggest you either change sides or adopt a LUTON-SUPPORTER-TYPE 
    attitude, meaning: They've mastered the art of having fun supporting
    a last place team, something you need to get used to do.
    
    JC
32.402come on the leedsKERNEL::HAWLEYIdo you mean 1400 patches?Wed Nov 27 1991 12:1412
    re. last
    re. 'supporting a last place team'
    
    JC,
    is that what YOUVE been doing for the last 25 years, JC?
    as for Schmiecal (sp?) yes, he has made a difference, a BIG difference,
    he has turned a very ordinary team into title contenders.
    Also, JC, if we are now a 'last place team' how comes YOU couldnt beat
    us? even when we are injury-struck?
    i sincerely hope that Leeds flatten you,
    Love Ian.
    
32.403re .402...TRUCKS::SANTWed Nov 27 1991 13:0418
    
    	Come on now Ian...United haven't been a "last place team" for the
    	past 25 years. Admittedly the big one has eluded us but we've won
    	the FA Cup more times than any other side including Liverpool in 
    	that period (ie 4), paid a thankfully breif visit to the second
    	division ('74), finished runners-up and often in the top six of the 
    	league whilst admittedly better sides have won it, and generally
    	been one of the top sides in the country. You can't say its been
    	boring even if we haven't won the league. Few have in that period -
    	I make it just seven (Liverpool, Leeds, Arsenal, Derby, Forest, Villa,
    	Everton)          
    
    	We United supporters all *know* how long its been, but we don't
    	dessert in droves every time it doesn't work out. That's why United
    	get 40000 for home games even when they're not top of the league,
    	and that's what grates with so many unbelievers 8-)
    
    	Andy.
32.404KERNEL::HAWLEYIdo you mean 1400 patches?Wed Nov 27 1991 13:2911
    
    re.last
    
    Quite correct Andy, and just the point i was hoping someone would make.
    It WAS unfair of me to call Man Utd a last place team for the last 25
    years...just like it is UNFAIR of JC to call Liverpool a 'last place
    team' THIS season, when we are far from last place...
    
    Thank you for helping me to make my point,
    Ian.
     
32.405Dearie me!ASKFOR::HAIGHGeschwindigkeitsbegrenzung? What Geschwindigkeitsbegrenzung?Wed Nov 27 1991 13:489
   >	I make it just seven (Liverpool, Leeds, Arsenal, Derby, Forest, Villa,
   > 	Everton)          
    
    
    
    	AND MANCHESTER CITY!!!!! (Just!)
    
    
    		Steve
32.406Not a One Man TeamESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyWed Nov 27 1991 13:578
32.407ok, credit where credits dueKERNEL::HAWLEYIdo you mean 1400 patches?Wed Nov 27 1991 14:099
    Brian,
     apologies, Giggs is a very exciting player, and i was VERY suprised to
     learn that he was 17! he doesnt seem at all unnerved by any occasion
     does he? could you tell me what nationality he is please?
     Kanchelsis is also an excellent player, as for Parker, i havent really
     noticed much of him this season, which is sometimes a good thing for a
     defender - proves they are doing their job tidily...
    Ian.
    
32.408Barnsley - Liverpool - Man UtdBLKPUD::WATTERSONPNo Irish in SwedenWed Nov 27 1991 14:136
    
    Puke !!
    
    Are you changing clubs YET AGAIN Mr Hawley ?
    
    Paul
32.409get yer house in order WattersonKERNEL::HAWLEYIdo you mean 1400 patches?Wed Nov 27 1991 14:154
    Paul,
     no, its called fairness and giving credit where credit is due...
     Try it sometime,
    Ian.
32.410Wheres me wellies ?DCC::LACEYOh woe is me !!!!Wed Nov 27 1991 14:264
    
    
    
    	I think Giggs is Welsh unfortunately.
32.411BLKPUD::WATTERSONPNo Irish in SwedenWed Nov 27 1991 14:2714
                                           
    Ian,
    
    I'm always fair and unbiased....
    
    I could understand your point about fairness and giving credit where
    credit is due IF you did, but you either hate everything about Man Utd
    OR you love everything about them..... - just read your previous replys
    in this note.
    
    Is there any truth in the rumours that your changing because your mummy
    got you some cheap Man Utd pyjamas ? ;-) 
    
    Paul 
32.412lift home tonight in jeopardyKERNEL::HAWLEYIPaul Watterson haas finally sold his houseWed Nov 27 1991 14:3211
    Paul,
    
     1. I hate Man Utd.
     2. I am however able to give credit to certain players of ability. 
        (unlike you)
     3. I dont wear pyjamas (not even Liverpool ones)
     4. do they make Everton pyjamas and other such acoutrements? (sp!?)
        because they usually only make such things for the big clubs...
    Ian.
    
    
32.413The Welsh DragonESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyWed Nov 27 1991 15:527
32.414Keep it going, lads..TRUCKS::SANTWed Nov 27 1991 17:057
    
    	Ding Ding !! It's *on* again 8-)
    
    	re .405....Steve, City winning the title in '68 (?) was in fact a
    	figment of our imagination and didn't actually happen at all ...;-)
    
    	Andy.
32.415Happy days are here, again!QETOO::CHAVESAlegria de pobre dura poucoWed Nov 27 1991 18:0213
    Ref: .402
    
    Ian, I never said Liverpool was a last place team. The reference to Luton 
    was my way of trying to be polite in suggesting you pool fans lower your 
    expectations and learn how to get some pleasure out of supporting the pool
    during these NOT SO GOOD TIMES, as opposed to giving up hope for the title
    and jumping ship over to Leeds. 

    Put it this way: Luton fans are happy just to stay in the first division. 
    Lets be realistic: Isn't that about as much as any reasonable person can 
    expect of the pool this season? 

    JC
32.416division 2 here we comeKERNEL::HAWLEYIproduct of the working classWed Nov 27 1991 18:197
    JC,
     I am not jumping ship, i do not like leeds, i just dislike them less
     than Man Utd. As for the best we can expect, well, i am a well-known
     pessimist so ill say 'the best we can hope for is not to go down as
     the bottom club! :-)'
    Cheers, Ian.
    
32.417Won't the toffees be bottom??!!YUPPY::SEABURYSWed Nov 27 1991 18:556
    I don't think we'll be bottom this season...
    
    
    ...we should AT LEAST finish above Everton!! 8-)
    
    Stew.
32.418Red Star ComplainMINDER::MACDONALDIMUFC ECWC ChampionsWed Nov 27 1991 19:1824
    
    Read in the papers that Red Star Belgrade via a certain local Yugoslav
    magazine were calling Utd's Super Cup victory over the above a SCANDAL!
    
    Reason being is that Utd played 7 foreign players in their team, and
    this magazine thought UEFA were favouring Utd by allowing them to do
    this. Especially with the new ruling that they are only supposed to
    play 4 foreign players in the competition.
    
    However there were reports flying round that Red Star were not
    interested in this, but in others they were hotly disputing the fact
    with UEFA.
    
    The decision was made by a German UEFA official that there would be no
    limit on the number of foreigners allowed, just the same as last year.
    
    Kinda puts a dampner on winning when you hear things like that.
    
    Anyway Utd to beat Palace on Saturday 2-0.
    
    mac
    
    P.S. But good luck to 'pool tonight. I don't like to do this but they
    are the only english team left, so go for it !
32.419It hurts to say itSIOG::SPENCERPeter SpencerWed Nov 27 1991 19:297
    re          <<< Note 32.418 by MINDER::MACDONALDI "MUFC ECWC Champions" >>>
    
    >	I don't like to do this but they are the only english team left, 
    >	so go for it !
    
    	I don't like to say this either but I think you'll find Tottenham
    	are still in Europe and England. |-(
32.420It's the Same for Both TeamsESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyWed Nov 27 1991 19:439
32.421We must win Saturday....TRUCKS::SANTWed Nov 27 1991 19:4318
    
    	Yes, the fact that we seemed to be allowed to play our strongest
    	side regardless of the number of foreigners was a little strange,
    	but having allowed it there's no point wanting to go back on it
    	since United won the match 1-0.
    
    	Also like to wish good luck to Liverpool tonite. Spurs play later
    	on (March?) in the ECWC Q-Fs and both will need good fortune now
    	the competition is getting a little tougher...
    
    	As for Saturday, Palace fell apart at the City ground last w/e so
    	look for them to want to improve drastically on that performance.
    	We must win this game, and 1-0 will do for me. Hughes will score,
    	but I expect it to be a "physical confrontation". Let's hope both
    	sides stick to playing quality football and leave out the rough
    	stuff a la '90 Cup Final replay.
    
    	Andy.
32.422innsbruck here we comeKERNEL::HAWLEYIproduct of the working classWed Nov 27 1991 19:587
    thanks for the good wishes (i think we'll need them),
    i agree about Red Star, if the rules of the game were set out before
    the game was played and they didnt complain beforehand, then they are
    obviously suffering from a case of sour grapes...
    ill bet they wouldnt have complained if theyd have won! :-)
    Ian.
    
32.423A Sharpe ReminderMINDER::MACDONALDIMUFC ECWC ChampionsWed Nov 27 1991 20:3518
    
    
    LEE SHARPE is to play in either a reserve or an A team game this
    Saturday. This comes after visiting a top London specialist earlier
    this week who has given Lee the go ahead. 
    This is a make or break game, if Lee passes then hopefully he will be
    able to soon get back into the swing of things. Just imagine Sharpe
    AND Giggs ??!! 8-))
    If Lee breaks down this either means a VERY long road to recovery, with
    the distinct possibilty that he may never play first team football
    again. If this happens it would a shame, not just for Utd, but for
    English football as a whole.
    He had just broken into the senior ranks of the England side, and
    looked the ideal replacement for Barnes.
    
    Well we'll just have to see.
    
    mac 
32.424Fingers crossed for Lee....TRUCKS::SANTWed Nov 27 1991 21:119
    
    	Lets hope young Lee (last seasons Young Player Of The Year...) gets
    	his injury troubles sorted out once and for all. Good luck to him.
        I'm looking forward to seeing Sharpe and Giggs spearheading an
    	exciting United forward line with Hughes, but I'll settle for
    	getting him mended first! Permanent injury at this point of his
    	short career would be a great shame.
    
    	Andy.
32.425Giggs My No 1ESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyWed Nov 27 1991 21:429
32.426What did he do & how??KERNEL::MORIARTYThu Nov 28 1991 14:437
    	What exactly is the Sharpe injury & is it REALLY career
    threatening.
    
    	Bad news for England if it is since he could develop into a very
    good player at international level.
    
    Kevin
32.427Groin InjuryESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyThu Nov 28 1991 14:5011
32.428Too much too youngKERNEL::MORIARTYThu Nov 28 1991 14:589
    	Do you think many of these injuries are caused by youngsters being
    pushed too far too soon,ie too many games/too intensive
    training,pressure to win???  I mean Sharpe is only about 19 or 20 isn't
    he??
    
    	It just seems young to be in a career threatening situation from an
    internal injury.
    
    Kevin
32.429yes - too much pressure to playIOSG::TYLDESLEYThu Nov 28 1991 16:359
    re. .328 this may be behind the recent FA reminder to clubs that
             youth players should not play more than once in 24hrs.
             (this means they cannot play Saturday pm and Sunday 
             morning). Some local U15s were playing Friday evening,
             Saturday morning, and Sunday morning and afternoon.
             I've noticed an increase in knee 'stress' problems 
             in the last two years amongst young players.
    
    DaveT (sorry to rathole in the MUFC note!)
32.430Strach, Big Ron, and UnitedESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyThu Nov 28 1991 21:0514
32.431He's a nice lad really...wouldn't hurt a fly..TRUCKS::SANTFri Nov 29 1991 11:2115
    
    	I read that World Soccer Magazine (some Euro-based footie mag..)
    	had voted Mark Hughes 4th in their Player Of The Year awards,
    	behind 1st Papin, 2nd Prosinecki, 3rd Panchev...
    
    	Seems like its not just United supporters that rate him one of the 
    	best strikers in Europe last season...
    
    	And before anyone starts quoting goal figures, this was the opinion
    	of unbiased football *experts* and Sparky doesn't take penalties ;-)
    
    	Lets hope Sparky can continue to upset you by helping Robbo lift the 
    	League trophy for Manchester United this season 8-)
    
     	Andy.
32.432Help him with his pension bookSIOG::SPENCERPeter SpencerFri Nov 29 1991 12:516
    >    Lets hope Sparky can continue to upset you by helping Robbo lift the 
    >	 League trophy for Manchester United this season 8-)
    
    The old gentleman isn't that feeble yet is he? Pity we won't be able to
    find out. He won't be called upon to lift any trophy, with or without
    help.
32.433Aldo best in world.ESSB::MCUNNIFFETHE GREAT ALDOFri Nov 29 1991 13:056
    
    Andy,
         If the book didn't rate Aldo in the top five, then it wasn't
    worth reading.
    
         Cunno
32.434CURRNT::PAGEDEvent Driven Dev Grp @NEWFri Nov 29 1991 13:227
Its all relative Cunno, the list was probably drawn up from "high profile
strikers". A goal from Hughes won a European competition , for example.

Aldo wasn't exactly in the limelight last season was he ?

Besides, I know a guy who plays for a pub team and he scored 53 goals last year.
I've never heard his name spoken in the same breath as the likes of Hughes.
32.435It must be BestieESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyFri Nov 29 1991 13:4811
32.436I think he was BrazilianCURRNT::PAGEDEvent Driven Dev Grp @NEWFri Nov 29 1991 14:051
    Na, it was Giggs, or Biggs or summit ! He was brought over from Rio 8-)
32.437United play the Fab OnesESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyFri Nov 29 1991 18:399
32.438Ryan comes of AgeESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptySat Nov 30 1991 12:446
32.4393 Points at the PalaceESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyMon Dec 02 1991 12:0312
32.440United we Stand at the TopESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyMon Dec 02 1991 14:5817
32.441Danny's on his WayESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyMon Dec 02 1991 22:016
32.442Latest ScoresESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyMon Dec 02 1991 22:1720
32.443The right Wallace isn't for sale!ESSB::SONEILLMon Dec 02 1991 22:4413
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    	<< Eh! am I missing something here?  Is Brian switching over to
    following the league leaders?   For a fuller discussion of the United
    at the top of the table see note 33.
    z
    Shane
32.444Brian is a Pool fan.ESSB::MCUNNIFFETHE GREAT ALDOTue Dec 03 1991 15:5710
    
    Shane,
          Brian is neither a Manc fan or a Leeds fan but a closet Liverpool
    fan. I have recently purchased the Liverpool centenery book and have
    come back from breaks several times to catch Brian reading the honours
    list and admiring the great players. I also have pictures of Brian with
    Ronnie Whelan and John Barnes, so that just goes to prove where his
    loyalties really are.
    
        Cunno.
32.445Duncan for O.T.ESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyTue Dec 03 1991 15:598
32.446the 'pool... Champions elect!!YUPPY::SEABURYSTue Dec 03 1991 18:0012
    re .445
    
    Isn't Duncan Shearer a bit past it by now???
    I'd have thought United would've been better off going for a young
    player, like Alan Shearer of Southampton... 8-)
    Mind you, it'd be about right if Duncan Shearer did join the mancs, cos
    it's about the state of their team... past it!! ;-)
    Anyway, young Alan would have to be raving mad to join the mancs. he'd
    be much better off joining a team with a future...
    
    Stew.
    
32.447Grammatical Error, or something more ?BAHTAT::BLYTHEEe bah gum th's trouble at t'millTue Dec 03 1991 18:1212
32.448Duncan would be perfect at OT.ESSB::MCUNNIFFEBLONG is a Scouse admirer.Tue Dec 03 1991 19:139
    
    Re last couple of notes,
                            Brian is exactly right in his noting. Man. Utd.
    "were looking good" and Duncan Shearer would fit in perfectly at OT. He
    would suit their style and ability. However, Utd. may get a younger
    striker like Alan Shearer of S'ton as that is the general consensus in 
    the papers.
    
         Cunno.
32.449Giggs wears PumaESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyTue Dec 03 1991 19:397
32.450WELL Be On Top SoonMINDER::MACDONALDIMUFC ECWC ChampionsTue Dec 03 1991 19:4713
    re last three notes
    
    	Obviously you are unaware of the Mancunian expression "were looking
    good"
    	Roughly translated means. If we are 2nd in the league and "were
    looking good", imagine what we will be like when we are in the TOP
    position ??!!! Probably "looking a little better"
    
    mac
    
    P.S. Sharpe did play in a reseve-ish game on Friday, which from what I
    can gather went without incident. He is down to play in another game
    either this week or next. 
32.451Looking SharpeESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyTue Dec 03 1991 20:5512
32.452This guy is *good*...TRUCKS::SANTWed Dec 04 1991 11:1819
    
    	The rumours around a possible swap + cash involving Wallace and
    	Alan Shearer continue...
    
    	This would be a tremendous move for United if they manage to
    	succeed. I expect the young man Shearer is pretty p*ssed off 
    	playing for Branfoot by now...Le Tissue is also likely to be off
    	soon I reckon..
    
    	I suggested about 3 months ago that we should try and trade
    	Wallace back to Saints in return for Shearer.
    
    	I'm sure he will be a success with United, which is more than
    	the Liverpool fans can say about their own side's investments
    	during the summer months. Saunders 2.9m, Wright 2.2m...8-)
    
    	Shearer is hot, and it'd be great if he decided to play at OT.
    
    	Andy.
32.453Deal offBAHTAT::BLYTHEEe bah gum th's trouble at t'millWed Dec 04 1991 12:045
    There was a Teletext report that said Wallace wasn't keen on going back
    to Soton yesterday, and any deal with Shearer on that basis was also
    off.
    
    jb.
32.454Danny dont wanna goKERNEL::NDAYi'll get dat pesky wabbitWed Dec 04 1991 12:3015
    
    Re the last reply..
    
    I also heard on the local radio that Wallace does not want to return to
    play for the Saints.He says he is interested in getting back to play
    for a London club.
    
    
    I think Shearer would be a great asset to O.T.
    
    Heres hoping something possitive comes of these talks anyway.
    
    Nigel.
    
    
32.455Poor Danny Boy!SHAWB1::STOCKMANSWed Dec 04 1991 12:5719
I read the same as the previous replies about Wallace not fancying going back to
`The Dell' in last night's Manchester Evening News!

Still, What do the paper's know anyway!!!

Here's hoping for some Hugggeeeeeee Goaaaaaaals this evening when Oldham come to
OT in the Rumbles Cup!

If you can't make it chaps Granada'll be showing highlights along with the
Everton V Sheepdip game! Come on you Toffee's!!!!!


United to win 3 - 1 tonight!!! 

Come you REDS!!!! RED ARMY RED ARMY RED ARMY!!!




32.456What a Great Night for FootballESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyWed Dec 04 1991 13:0411
32.457pred: man utd to fail to win title AGAINKERNEL::HAWLEYIproduct of the working classWed Dec 04 1991 13:217
    Brian,
     Beware, you are turning into a slightly nastier version of Cunno.
     Liverpool might be down at the moment, but i certainly have fond
     memories of YOUR down phase, which lasted for quite a few seasons.
     youd better hope that we STAY down, cos otherwise matey, Utd are going
     to take a big fall...
    Ian.
32.458Keep it friendly 8-)TRUCKS::SANTWed Dec 04 1991 13:4018
    
    	Ok guys...keep it on the level... 8-)
    
    	United have a tough tie tonight against the admirable battlers
    	from Oldham, who have deservedly found their winning form in
    	recent weeks with league wins against QPR (away) and Villa (home),
    	so I expect a close game. It may even go to a replay, so I will
    	prophesy a draw,  2 - 2...
    
    	But at least we'll be in the "hat" for the Q-Fs... 8-) 8-) 8-)
    
    	sorry, almost found myself laughing at the unfortunate 'pool
    	again following their ignominious exit to Peterboro United last
    	night..the season of goodwill seems to have arrived a little
    	earlier than usual....
    
    	Andy.
    
32.459The Mancs can Take DefeatESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyWed Dec 04 1991 14:0116
32.460sour turkeysKERNEL::HAWLEYIproduct of the working classWed Dec 04 1991 14:0713
    Brian,
     im used to defeat too, this season, and i can take it...
     its a little harder to swallow when its bl**dy Peterborough!!!
     :-)
     just think how YOU'D feel if united lost to a lowly team like that...
     i think we've every right to be gutted...
    Ian.
    
    p.s PREDICTION: cunno to say "it means we've more time to concentrate
                                  on the league now that we havent to worry
                                  about 2-bit cups like the rumbelows
                                  anymore!"
    :-) :-)                                
32.461Close Match on the cardsBAHTAT::BLYTHEEe bah gum th's trouble at t'millWed Dec 04 1991 14:088
    Where is the game tonight ?
    
    2-1 to Utd if at Old Trafford, 1-1 if at Boundary Park.
    
    We'll see you lot at Wembley in the final instead of the semis, and
    it's out turn this year !
    
    jb.
32.462Cunno is GuttedESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyWed Dec 04 1991 14:5819
32.463Her We Go !MINDER::MACDONALDIMUFC ECWC ChampionsWed Dec 04 1991 15:0810
    re .461
    
    The Rumbelows Tie with Oldham is at OT, and I predict a comfortable win
    over our local neighbours: 3 - 0.
    
    As to seeing you at the Final, maybe ??? we might beat you before then
    !
    
    mac 
    
32.464the man with no noseKERNEL::HAWLEYIproduct of the working classWed Dec 04 1991 15:1918
    Brian,
     I think you should polish those crystal balls of yours...
     Liverpool WILL be back...and ANOTHER 10 years+ of dominating the mancs
     looks very much on the cards.
     it shows what a sad 25 years these have been for you that as soon as
     United get a sniff of the chamionship champagne their supporters
     think theyre the best team on the planet...
    
    re. MINDER::MACDONALDI "MUFC ECWC Champions"
     in a few months prepare to change your personal name otherwise you may
     generate an error:
    
     SYSTEM-F-INVPERSNAME, invalid personal name, Man Utd out of trophy.
    
    :)
    
    Ian.
    
32.465RED ARMYDOOZER::OPERATORWed Dec 04 1991 15:367
    
    At 10:20 p.m on SPORTSNIGHT on BBC.1 there will be a profile of
    ALEX FERGUSON over the past five years.There will also be a sneek
    preview of the new shelf there putting up for all our new trophys
    i.e league winners.Rumberlows.F.A cup.
    
                 : GLORY GLORY MAN UTD:
32.466sad peopleKERNEL::HAWLEYIproduct of the working classWed Dec 04 1991 16:008
    surely they can use the shelf they used for the cup winners cup
    which you lost amid great 'glory',
    remember THIS, he who gets excited before christmas, does not
    remember the season of 1983 (or was it '85? - even i dont remember the
    last time that utd came close! :-)
    yours, with great sarcasm,
    Ian.
    
32.467New Video available.ESSB::MCUNNIFFEESSB::MCUNNIFFEWed Dec 04 1991 16:5910
    re -2,
         I also hear that there is a video now available "Great Man.U.
    League successes 1967-91", total running time 3 mins. It details all
    those league successes with flashes of genius from Man. Utd. greats of 
    that all conquering period, household names like Gary Birtles, Paddy Roche,
    Stewart Houston, Viv Anderson, Mick Duxbury, Graeme Hogg, Chris Turner
    with a special introduction by that player of rare ability...........
    ................Micky Phelan.
    
          Cunno.
32.468re -1. Excellent ! 8-) !!!ANNECY::ROWLAND_Aa slip of the tongueWed Dec 04 1991 17:081
    
32.469RE-2 .......YAWN!!!!!!!!!DUCK::WILSOND1Wed Dec 04 1991 17:151
    
32.470Surely some mistake. Ed.YUPPY::SEABURYSWed Dec 04 1991 18:408
    3 minutes????
    
    So, what are they showing on the other 2 minutes 30 seconds then??
    
    A Tom and Jerry cartoon?? 8-)
    
    Stew.
    
32.471Scouse are HistoryESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyWed Dec 04 1991 18:4513
32.472SHAWB1::STOCKMANSWed Dec 04 1991 18:5119
The previous notes just go to show the true feelings of all these so called
Looneypool followers.

Your all simply jealous of the WORLDS GREATEST MOST FAMOUS FOOTBALL CLUB!








			MANCHESTER UNITED F.C



It doesn't matter how many cups Looneypool win you'll still be jealous.

Be sportsmen & accept defeat when your playing CRAP!!!!!
32.473its a funny old game,saintKERNEL::HAWLEYIproduct of the working classWed Dec 04 1991 18:5515
    Brian,
    
    ill remember you said that when the end of the season comes and youre
    saying 'yes, so Leeds won the league, but what a great 5 months
    Man Utd had!'
    also, the saying, "youre only as good as your last game" is pure crap
    and only generally quoted by someone who won their last game.
    ok, so Liverpool are crap in YOUR opinion...
    who the hell are you? i dont see YOU in a Man Utd strip at OT on a
    saturday afternoon! i dont think Man Utd are rubbish, i think they are
    very good, and i dont think its very fair of you to call ANY team
    rubbish.
    can we just end this stupid banter and get onto real issues now?
    Ian.
    
32.474Hows it feel to be second best??YUPPY::SEABURYSWed Dec 04 1991 19:1422
    Personally, I'd have thought "greatness" would have to be judged by
    past triumphs, and trophies won...
    
    Wouldn't you agree?? If a club hadn't won any trophies in it's history
    it couldn't be said to be a "great" club, could it?!?
    Therefore, if one club had won more trophies than any other club in the
    country in the past 20 years (theoretically speaking of course ;-) )
    then that club would have to be the "greatest" club in the country over
    the past 20 years... 
    
    In those terms, Liverpool are immensely greater than Man Utd!!!
    They will also continue to be greater than Man Utd, because I don't
    think (and this is MY opinion) that the mancs have the stamina to last
    an entire season... 
    Plus, it gives me great pleasure to see United fail in their bid for
    the league title year after year, 'cos the attitude of most of the manc
    fans I know is a "we've a divine right to win the league" type of one,
    and if the players have the same sort of attitude then it's going to be
    a very long time before they do win the title again...
    
    Stew.
     
32.475SHAWB1::STOCKMANSWed Dec 04 1991 19:161
Hummmm??????
32.476UnitedESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyWed Dec 04 1991 19:2721
32.477a short note to end the conversationKERNEL::HAWLEYIproduct of the working classWed Dec 04 1991 19:324
32.478Every Saturday?? Surely some mistake!! Ed.YUPPY::SEABURYSWed Dec 04 1991 19:369
    re .476
    
    So what would you be doing outside Old Trafford every other Saturday 
    when Man Utd were playing away from home??  8-)
    Or is that too personal a question??  8-)
    
    Stew.
    
    
32.479oopsKERNEL::HAWLEYIproduct of the working classWed Dec 04 1991 19:386
    a very good question....
    
    and one i cant answer!
    foot in the mouth time!!!
    
    Ian.
32.480Deal?TRUCKS::SANTWed Dec 04 1991 19:4510
32.481MUFC LC 1991 ?!MINDER::MACDONALDIMUFC ECWC ChampionsWed Dec 04 1991 19:4621
    RE STOCKMANS
    
    I take it your having an easy day today, I mean 3 replies in this topic
    in one day. Amazing.
                                       
    RE - other
    
    If UTD had won the league as many times as Looneypool, we would probably
    have a following up unbeleivable proportions. We would have had to have
    bought Hampden Pk, or maybe the San Sera Stadium(SP?) by now. 
    
    But with boring Looneypool winning it, its got boring, that's why
    Looneypool support is thinning out, or even falling, and now even their
    playing standards are being affected. 
    
    Roll on the next generation of League Winners, maybe even Looneypool can
    come back and make an impression this decade, on saying that, I don't
    care who wins as long as they are a Northern Team. Yes even Tranny
    Rovers, or maybe Stalybridge Celtic, Top of the the HFS Premier League
    at this moment(and where I live), I bet even they might have beat 
    Looneypool last night! 
32.482Coach TripESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyWed Dec 04 1991 19:5417
32.483seriously...KERNEL::HAWLEYIproduct of the working classWed Dec 04 1991 19:5411
     anyway, on a serious note, i think it must be said that the big clubs
     like Liverpool, Man Utd, Leeds, Everton, Arsenal etc.. are pretty much
     incapable of going down and staying down like the teams of yesteryear
     like Huddersfield, Fulham(?) etc... because they simply have too much
     money these days, and can simply buy themselves out of trouble if it
     all gets too much...
     sad, but true,
     even sadder is the fact that Liverpool did, and we got 
     Saunders and Wright :-(
     Ian.
    
32.484Unchanged TonightESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyWed Dec 04 1991 22:1016
32.4852-0DUCK::DAVIESGThu Dec 05 1991 10:5510
    
    MANCS  2  OLDHAM  0
    
    McClair  1 min
    Kanchelskis  25 mins
    
    
    
    
    greg.
32.486United 2 - 0 OldhamTRUCKS::SANTThu Dec 05 1991 11:1912
    
    	Solid performance by United last night in what could have been an
    	awkward local-derby tie. We created many chances but only converted 
    	two of them - a lovely header by McClair followed by a tremendous
    	Robson pass to Kanchelskis to run on to and beat the keeper.
    
    	Lots of good stuff in the second half but no more goals. Into the
    	hat for the QF draw...please can we avoid Leeds (Leeds Leeds) until
    	later on..they looked *hot* last night..
    
    	Andy.
    
32.487Easy, Easy, EasyESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyThu Dec 05 1991 11:5310
32.488glory, gloryESSB::BREEThu Dec 05 1991 12:371
    
32.489No probs! Another class display of how to play football.SHAWB1::STOCKMANSThu Dec 05 1991 12:5850
Brilliant game last night!
The first half we played some really skillful football.

Kanchelskis played a stormer! The best I've seen him play yet. He was extremely
fast & had no probs whatsoever running around & taking on the Oldham players.

He was not surprisingly Man of the Match (Voted for by David Meek - Manc Evening
News).

Parker,Bruce,Webb & McClair I thought played particularly well. Hughes got booked
& he deserved it. Hughes seemed to have a lot of probs getting into the game &
his frustration showed!!!

Oldham weren't really a real threat although they did break thru a couple of
times. A fine save by Schmeichel prevented there best chance.

Earl Barret made a fine stop when he had to volley the ball off the line.

Ryan Giggs had a quiet game & was brought off 5/10 minutes from the end to be 
replaced by CLAYTON BLACKMORE.

RE .487

Robson came off due to a Calf injury. He'll be out for the game on saturday 
against Coventry & possibly for the next 10 days.
Saying that though when Robbo did come off United's performance in the first half
didn't drop at all which is a sure sign that they're most certainly is life
after Robbo.

The second half wasn't quite so good as the first but still a pleasure to watch!

I must say Paul Parker amazes me at the balls he manages to get to!!!
That bloke is solid defender, especially when you consider his size!




Bye for now!!!

FERGUSON'S RED & WHITE ARMY!!! FERGUSON'S RED & WHITE ARMY!!!

Re - A few notes back. Hi Mac. Yer, things are a little more quiet than usual.
Thought I'd take the time to punch in a few notes. 


Si




32.490Who are Leeds(Leeds Leeds)MINDER::MACDONALDIMUFC ECWC ChampionsThu Dec 05 1991 13:4124
    re .486
    
    >tremendous Robson pass to Kanchelskis to run on to and beat the keeper
                ------
    
    It was that MOM (Man of the Moment) Choccy who supplied the superb ball
    for Kan* to to run on to and score.
    
    As has been expressed, Utd seem a more solid team all round, not just
    in certain areas, a noticeable area in in the back line up, which then
    reflects on to the keeper. I think Schmichiel(SP?) was an excellent
    buy, he had his few hiccups earlier in the season, but has gained in
    confidence with every game, as has Kans*, and his handling and
    distribution is an asset, to any team. Did you see the throw to
    Hughe/McClair from the box to the player, it only just bounced on the
    half-way line. 
    
    Must admit Earl Barret looks a good defender. Was by far Oldhams
    best player. 
    Hughes seems to be out of sorts with the current set-up at the moment,
    should be interesting what happens to him! although a great admirer of
    his skills.
    
    MAc 
32.491Sparkey will come GoodESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyThu Dec 05 1991 17:3118
32.4923 points needed tomorrow..TRUCKS::SANTFri Dec 06 1991 14:4217
    
    	Well it's Coventry City at OT tomorrow, and I hope we can continue
    	our good form and put the Sky Blues away in style.
    
    	This season has shown a tremendous improvement in our ability
    	to pick up wins home and away against sides like this when in
    	past seasons we've struggled despite good performances against
    	"pace-setters" (ie. Liverpool and Arsenal).
    
    	I'll predict a comfortable 3 - 1 win to United, with Hughes getting
    	a couple and Giggs the third.
    
    	Hopefully (though highly unlikely!!) Luton can mug Leeds and let
    	us back on top. Realistically, Leeds could hit double figures
    	tomorrow so a win will keep us on course, with that game in hand.
    
    	Andy.
32.493"Exelarating" thats UnitedESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyFri Dec 06 1991 19:0013
32.494CROWN::MURRAYDigital has it. Well sort ofFri Dec 06 1991 19:162
32.495Score by ScoreESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyFri Dec 06 1991 19:4329
32.496QETOO::CHAVESThe U.S Women could beat the PooLFri Dec 06 1991 23:043
    Brian, who scored the own-goal and which team was the beneficiary?
    
    JC
32.497It was JamieESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptySat Dec 07 1991 13:0210
32.498Sharpy and WebbyESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptySat Dec 07 1991 16:2017
32.499Pleeaassee. !!!CROWN::MURRAYDigital has it. Well sort ofSat Dec 07 1991 18:006
32.500No. 500 United 4 - 0 CoventryTRUCKS::SANTMon Dec 09 1991 11:2218
    
    	Another great performance by United on Saturday, with Webb again
    	having a stormer. Goals from Bruce, Webb and McClair in the first
    	half effectively finished the game, and a less impressive second
    	half only produced one goal for Hughes.
    
    	Lee Sharpe came through a 2-2 draw successfully and is expected
    	to be challenging for a place very soon.
    
    	With Leeds also winning and most of the chasing group losing or
    	drawing, a nine-point gap has opened up to 3rd place (Sheff. Wed.)
    
    	United and Leeds were drawn against each other in both the QF of
    	the League Cup and the 3rd round of the FA Cup over the weekend.
    	These games will be played about two weeks after the big Dec.29th
    	clash....should get interesting in the next few weeks... 8-)
    
    	Andy.
32.501Once is bad enough - but 3 ?BAHTAT::BLYTHEEe bah gum th's trouble at t'millMon Dec 09 1991 12:2835
    re -1
    
    !	United and Leeds were drawn against each other in both the QF of
    ! 	the League Cup and the 3rd round of the FA Cup over the weekend.
    !	These games will be played about two weeks after the big Dec.29th
    !	clash....should get interesting in the next few weeks... 8-)
    
    Whatever gives you that idea ;-) !!!
    
    Games to be played at Elland Road in the near future :-
    
    Dec 14 Tottenham
    Dec 26 Soton
    Dec 29 The Mancs (league)
    Jan  4 ditto     (FAC3)
    Jan  7 ditto     (FLCQF)
    
    There is a meeting today (Monday) between Bill Fotherby (Ledds United's
    Manageing Directir), PC Plod and Martin Edwards to sort out ticket
    allocation and policing. It is likely the Mancs will get 2,500 tickets
    for the League game, 8,000 for the FLCQF (thr family stand may have to
    be relocated) and ? for the FAC3 game. More details later.
    
    With Arsenal proclaiming they were 'coming up on the rails' in the
    Sunday press, the wrong sort of snow / leaves / heat derailed them, and
    they promptly lost to a good Forest side. Liverpool got a (in the eyes
    of Cunno perchance) a 'winning draw' at Southampton, Man City lost
    again, Villa and Sheff Wed both won, Villa convincingly, and Sheff Wed
    just.
    
    There is a BIG gap of 9 points between 2nd placed Manchester United and
    3rd placed Sheff Wed - the first clash of the Div 1 form teams on 29
    Dec will be very interesting. Watch this space !
    
    jb.
32.502Camping out at Elland RoadESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyMon Dec 09 1991 14:5423
32.503Crumbs from the TableBAHTAT::BLYTHEEe bah gum th's trouble at t'millMon Dec 09 1991 15:2715
    I think the drawing of Leeds United and Manchester United in both Cup
    competitions is a piece of calculted skullduggery by lesser teams such
    as Liverpool and Arsenal. By knocking Manchester United out of both
    competitions at an early stage (possibly after replays), they think they
    will have a chance for honours this season, because the Mancs will be
    out of the competitions and Leeds United will be knackered.
    
    This is clearly not the case.
    
    It'a a pity the Leeds - Man U meetings couldn't be at a later stage of
    the season, but lesser teams must be left some crumbs ;-)
    
    jb.
    
    
32.504Hasn't improved their chances at all actually!!TRUCKS::SANTMon Dec 09 1991 15:328
    
    	re .503..
    
    	Surely not, jb... Liverpool and Arsenal have already made their
    	exits from the League Cup this season so their own chances of
    	winning it it remain zero  8-) 8-)
                             
    	Andy.
32.505No ProblemESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyMon Dec 09 1991 19:409
32.506Updated ScorersESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyMon Dec 09 1991 20:0031
32.507TV TrillersESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyTue Dec 10 1991 20:1415
32.508QETOO::CHAVESa broken clock is right twice a dayTue Dec 10 1991 20:457
     
    It looks like pool supporters have given up hope. I just checked
    the unseen replies in the pool topic and all the conversation was 
    about Utd and Leeds. These are indeed troubled times at Anfield.
    Isn't that a shame? 
    
    JC
32.509you bunch of sad peopleKERNEL::HAWLEYIproduct of the working classWed Dec 11 1991 10:5822
    JC,
    
    looking carefully, which you havent, your Manc-red tinted glasses must
    be giving you trouble...you will notice that it is not the Liverpool
    supporters that are talking about the two one-season wonders at the top
    of the table...
    Mr Shaunessy is on about Liverpools next game and i am taking the p*ss
    out of cunno...
    
    why do manc supporters always think that everyone is talking about them
    when no-one cares...
    Manchester United have always been a second place team, so the fact
    that they are in second place is no suprise!
    The reason that everyone delights in talking about Liverpools demise is
    that we have always been a FIRST place team.
    Even a person with your spectacles cannot deny that.
    and anyway, Mr Chaves, if we are SO cr*p, how comes YOU, 'the mighty
    2nd place Mancs' did not beat us?
    were you hexed?
    
    Ian.
    
32.510Keep your shirt on Ian!!TRUCKS::SANTWed Dec 11 1991 12:072
    
    	Yellow card for Mr Hawley..... 8-)
32.511oh sole mioKERNEL::HAWLEYIproduct of the working classWed Dec 11 1991 12:125
    Andy,
    forgot the :-)s on the end of my last letter....
    :-)
    Ian.
    
32.512Sharpe on the Road to RecoveryESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyWed Dec 11 1991 13:108
32.513Well Done LeedsESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyWed Dec 11 1991 13:2215
32.514Tommy Taylor came from BarnsleyKERNEL::HAWLEYIproduct of the working classWed Dec 11 1991 13:388
    re.513
    
    i too must applaud Leeds stance on this matter.
    i have not heard anything much chanted about the Hillsborough disaster
    for a long time and must applaud all the fans countrywide for
    respecting this.
    Ian.
    
32.515my opinionKERNEL::HAWLEYIproduct of the working classWed Dec 11 1991 14:0010
    just looked a little further back i the Liverpool topic,
    seems JC is right, some Liverpool noters HAVE been talking about
    the mancs and Leeds and who will win this 'clash of the titans'...
    nice to see some people taking an unbiased stance and discussing other
    topics rather than talking about how many their team is going to win by
    all the time.
    personally, i think that the honours from the 3 matches will go to
    Leeds. They are lethal at home.
    Ian.
    
32.516Did We Win ??MINDER::MACDONALDIMUFC ECWC ChampionsWed Dec 11 1991 14:0817
    re -512
    
  >>  United Reserves beat Coventry 1-0
    
    	In the paper I read that Coventry Reserves beat Utd Reserves 1-0.
    This was a United team that had some first teamers in it
    i.e. Gary Walsh, Mike Phelan!, Lee Sharpe, Danny Wallace, Mark Robbins.
    
    Did anyone watch  A Question Of Sport last night, it had Mr Brains of
    the univers, Paul Parker, he seemed a bit slow etc...
    A bet Cunno was kissing the screen last night, the mystery guest was
    none other than the TGA. 
    What intriges(sp?) me is how TGA could be on TV and be losing to Notts
    Forrest at the same time?????!!!!!
    
    
    mac
32.517in 2 places at onceKERNEL::HAWLEYIproduct of the working classWed Dec 11 1991 14:125
    re.last
    
    well, cunno did say he was gifted!
    Ian.
    
32.518When I'm Cleaning WindowsMINDER::MACDONALDIMUFC ECWC ChampionsWed Dec 11 1991 14:1512
    re -last
    
    Maybe he should stick to cleaning windows.
    
    back to UTD, 
    
    Good to see Webby get his England B team callup, after being out of the
    scene ofr the last two years, he must have thought he would never play
    for England. Well good luck to him.
    Rumours he may be captain of UTD very soon ??!!
    
    MAc
32.519Did United beat Coventry??????ESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyWed Dec 11 1991 14:2912
32.520I'll settle for the Div.1 title 8-)TRUCKS::SANTWed Dec 11 1991 16:1228
    
    	re back a few..
    
    	Yes Ian, we do have a lot of respect for Leeds (Leeds Leeds) and
    	expect the coming clashes to be very difficult games indeed - our
    	entire season *could* be torpedoed in three trips to Elland Road!
    
    	However, these two sides are so evenly matched that I doubt it will	
    	happen like that, nor the other way around either! I think we'll
    	lose the League Cup QF, probably draw in the FA Cup, and hopefully
    	will avoid a defeat in the League game. 
    
    	United don't want to lose sight of the goal of the League title, 
    	and I for one will gladly give up the League Cup (which we failed 
    	to win last season when perhaps we shopuld have done..no disrespect 
    	to Sheff.Wed, they deserved the result on the day..) for the chance 
    	of being in the shake-up in May.
    
    	Let's face the reality - we won't win everything this year, nor
    	will be win the double (few sides have - even the mighty Liverpool
    	had to wait until '87 to do that despite their tremendous dominance
    	of the English domestic honours over the last 15 years or so.)
    
    	We've done well in the FA Cup in recent times, but still miss out 
    	on The Big One. Let's win the League and to hell with the cups -
    	they're nice for the glory but detract from the main aim.
    
    	Andy.
32.521doesnt ANYONE remember Tommy Taylor?KERNEL::HAWLEYII've got a piccy of Cunno, tooWed Dec 11 1991 16:2212
32.522Yes - he was a bl**dy good centre forward!!TRUCKS::SANTWed Dec 11 1991 16:281
    
32.523sniffKERNEL::HAWLEYII've got a piccy of Cunno, tooWed Dec 11 1991 16:418
    yeah, Tommy was born in Barnsley and played for Barnsley before joining
    United. Talk to any elderly person in Barnsley and they will remember
    Tommy with great affection.
    Tommy, of course, was killed in the air crash and the whole town
    mourned him. hundreds of people turned up to his funeral in the village
    of Monk Bretton (where i used to live) and there he was buried.
    Ian.
    
32.524Ten men went to mo.....NEWOA::BURTONWed Dec 11 1991 16:4513
    
    Well it's a big day on Sunday. The mighty Chelsea 8-) are entertaining
    the Mancs. I have a great deal of confidence that Chelsea will up set 
    the Vistors. I seem to remember last year we done the double over you,
    I think both games ended 3-2 (I may be wrong).
    This same team was also the only ones to defeat (In the League)the Arse
    last year.
    
    My predition:    Chelsea 2 Man Utd 1
    
    Cheers
    Nige..... (Come on you bluesssss)
    
32.525No Points for the BluesESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyWed Dec 11 1991 19:109
32.526We shall not moved..NEWOA::BURTONWed Dec 11 1991 19:2315
    
    The blues will again make it out 6 out of 6. As for an "easy 2-0 win",
    well there is no such thing at Stamford bridge (unless your names
    Norwich). 
    
    You've forced me to change my prediction
    
    Chelsea 3 Man Utd 1
    
    Cheers
    Nige....
    
    P.S So this is where Stockman hangs out. Sorry Simon but you
    never did have any taste. 8-)
                                                                        
32.527Mickey ReturnsESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyThu Dec 12 1991 14:208
32.528More like 1.5 pence...YUPPY::SEABURYSThu Dec 12 1991 14:528
    re .527
    
    I'm sorry to disappoint you Brian, if you thought you were going to get
    rid of Mike Phelan that easily, but the 'pool only buy class players!!!
    
    Stew. 8-)
    
    
32.529One Micky Phelan...fortunately!TRUCKS::SANTThu Dec 12 1991 15:4316
    
    	>> the 'pool only buy class players...
    
    	yeah, like Jimmy Carter 8-)
    
    	Phelan started getting noticed for his attacking from midfield
    	whilst at Norwich - big fish in little pool syndrone - but since
    	his dream move to OT has worked his way back to now being a useful
    	"utility" defensive midfielder/right full-back. 
    
    	He's not great by any stretch, but he does try hard and is not a
    	bad reserve when the regulars are out.
    
    	We still paid far too much for him though..
    
    	Andy.
32.530Clowns not ClassESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyThu Dec 12 1991 16:0714
32.531may i remind youKERNEL::HAWLEYIPaul Wattersons love-childThu Dec 12 1991 16:475
    Barry Venison has probably won more championships than the whole of the
    Manchester United team put together!
    :^)
    Ian.
     
32.532You tell'em Brian..!!!OPG::TONYThu Dec 12 1991 16:495
Re-1

And donkeys....as well....so there..!!!!

Eorrr..Eooorrrr...
32.533OPG::TONYThu Dec 12 1991 16:514
Re 532...

And he is still a donkey....!!!!!

32.534you are so predictable, boysKERNEL::HAWLEYIPaul Wattersons love-childThu Dec 12 1991 16:535
    re.533
    
    donkeys dont have haircuts like that, pal
    :-)
    
32.535What HaircutESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyThu Dec 12 1991 17:2512
32.536:-)KERNEL::HAWLEYIPaul Wattersons love-childThu Dec 12 1991 17:295
    good point Brian!
    i stand corrected!
    
    Ian.
    
32.537PhelanBAHTAT::BLYTHEEe bah gum th's trouble at t'millThu Dec 12 1991 17:327
    re a few back _
    
    Phelan goibg to Liverpool - won't this upset one well known Scouse
    supporter from Galway, who has described said player in less than
    glowing terms in the old footie conference ?
    
    jb.
32.538Proof !BAHTAT::BLYTHEEe bah gum th's trouble at t'millThu Dec 12 1991 17:4220
       <<< YUPPY::DISK$A1DISK1:[NOTES$LIBRARY]FOOTBALL_ARCHIVE.NOTE;3 >>>
                                 -< FOOTBALL >-
    re -1 - here's the proof !!
    jb.
    
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Note 192.1455  Manchester United - rumours/facts/anything you want  1455 of 1525
ESSB::MCUNNIFFE "The Mancs will never win the League" 9 lines  13-JUN-1991 14:27
                             -< Useless players. >-
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    If I were Sampdoria, I would leave Webb where he is. How anybody can be
    interested in a player of his inability is beyond me. Other so called
    "players" that the Mancs would find very hard to sell are Mike
    "useless" Phelan, Mal Donaghy, Danny Wallace plus another four or five
    that are so insignificent that I have forgotten their names.
    
        Aldo.
    
    
32.539silence of the lambsKERNEL::HAWLEYIPaul Wattersons love-childThu Dec 12 1991 17:593
    did cunno REALLY sign his notes 'aldo'?
    Ian.
    
32.540Another One Bites The DustMINDER::MACDONALDIMUFC ECWC ChampionsFri Dec 13 1991 15:4720
     Onto Sunday, Man Utd play Chelsea away at Stamford Bridge, this match
    is being televised LIVE on ITV. Should be a good one.
    
    Utd to win 3 - 0.
    Scorers: Hughes x 2 and McClair.
    
    Maybe Leeds(Leeds Leeds) might slip up at home to SPurs, then we are 2
    points clear with a game in hand.
    
    Mac
    
    P.S. Just heard/read the Robbo will be out of the Chelsea game, due to
    breaking down in training. Utd are not trying to rush Robbo through,
    they want him for the clashes with Leeds. Also Lee Sharpe is a little
    further on the road to recovery, he is playing for the A team on
    Saturday in a steady rehabilitation stretch, again trying to be match
    fit for against Leeds. Paul Parker should be ok for the game against
    Chelsea after picking up an ankle knock against Coventry last week.
    Utd did their training on the OT pitch yesterday, due to hard frost
    covering their training ground pitches.
32.541(3-1)DUCK::DAVIESGMon Dec 16 1991 10:4212
    
    UNITED 3     CHELSEA 1
    
    Irwin 19     Allen 76
    McClair 57
    Bruce 61 (pen)
    
    nice one lads!
    
    GREG.
    
    
32.542Armchair viewsTRUCKS::SANTMon Dec 16 1991 11:5040
 
    	What a great result for United yesterday, at one of our less
    	favourite hunting grounds in recent visits.
    
    	A goalkeeping error (looked like total misjudgement) by Hitchcock
    	gave United the lead with an Irwin free-kick from 25 yards in what
    	then became a scrappy and unconvincing 1st half.
    
    	After the break Chelsea seemed to lift their game, but it only
    	allowed United to attack particularly down the right wing where
    	Kanchelskis gave Boyd a roasting. Lovely back-heel by Hughes to
    	the Russian, who drilled the cross for McClair to tap in..2-0
    
    	United then played some wonderful stuff as the pressure seemed
    	to lift and the confidence surged through the side. Hughes, put 
    	away on the left, ignored McClair in the middle (who looked to
    	be in an offside position..),advanced into the box and was tripped
    	by (I think) Clarke. Bruce converted the spot-kick.
    
    	Chelsea threw everything forward for the last 15 minutes, and Clive 
    	Allen scored the goal of the match with a tremendous diving header.
    	If he'd converted an easier chance in the first half which struck
    	the bar things might have been different..
    
    	Hughes got MotM from Lee Chapman much to the approval of the
    	magnanimous Chelsea fans, but United's effort was definately a team 
    	one, with Webb and Ince outstanding in midfield. Giggs' pace 
    	threatened to embarass the home defence on a number of occasions but 
    	his crossing didn't live up to the billing.
    
    	3 good points for United, which sees us back on top with Leeds
    	(Leeds Leeds) dropping two home points to the bankrupt boys from
    	Norf Larnden.
    
    	Out-of-form Villa visit OT next Saturday, and then the start of the
    	marathon at Elland Road.
    
    	Should make for an interesting crimble.
    
    	Andy.
32.543michael thomas - is the hatred still there?KERNEL::HAWLEYIPaul Wattersons love-childMon Dec 16 1991 13:3012
    must agree with the sentiments expressed by Stew in the Liverpool
    conference, Man United were very impressive and fully deserved the win.
    I thought Pallisters headed clearances were most impressive 
    (where does he get all that power from?) and Giggs and Kanchelskis
    ran rings around the Chelsea midfield and defence.
    However, i thought Chelsea made you look a bit second class in the last
    10-15 mins. Although your defence held well and as ive always said
    'good defences win championships'
    (however, i was made to eat my words in '89 when Arsenal won the
    championship by virtue of scoring more goals :-) :-)
    Ian.
    
32.544WARNUT::PICKERINGSSimon PickeringMon Dec 16 1991 13:538
    
    > However, i thought Chelsea made you look a bit second class in the last
    > 10-15 mins. 
    
    The only reason Chelsea looked reasonable was because Giggs was taken
    off. This gave Chelsea more of a chance to push up without [too much]
    fear of yet another roasting down the wing. Also, being 3 up, you do
    tend to relax -- ask Forest (vs Arsenal) 
32.545Ryan Giggs -class actKERNEL::HAWLEYIPaul Wattersons love-childMon Dec 16 1991 13:578
    never realised that Man United could be so affected by the loss of
    one seventeen year old.
    I accept your argument about relaxing...as a Liverpool supporter i 
    have bad memories of such occurances :-)
    but some good ones, like Norwich V Aston Villa 2 years ago to give us
    ANOTHER championship.
    Ian.
    
32.546come on you Leeds!!!!!!ESSB::MCUNNIFFELEEDS-STUFF THE MANCSMon Dec 16 1991 14:5314
  
I've never been so sick of all this talk about that young Giggs lad or that
Lee Sharpe before him. They play a couple of fairly good games and the whole
football world go crazy about him. When either of those young pretenders can
do one-tenth of the things that Barnsie can do, then I will accept that they 
are good players but not until then.
Another poxy win for the Mancs yesterday with a Courtney penalty awawrd that
looked dubious to say the least. 
I wish all you fellow noters a merry xmas and a happy new year and xmas would
be extra special if Liverpool can keep winning and if Leeds can beat the Mancs
in all three games.

     Cunno  

32.547Courtney 3 Chelsea 1NEWOA::BURTONMon Dec 16 1991 14:5820
    
    Congratulations to United on the win, who at the end of the day were	
    the better team.
    However I do feel that certain decisions in the game cost Chelsea 
    dearly. I felt that Pallister climbing over Wise in the first half
    was a penalty. It certainly looked it from where I was sitting.
    If the penalty was given, the score would of been 1-1. Needless to
    say George 'Northern' Courtney needed a four man police escort off the
    pitch at half time.
    In the second half Hughes controlled the ball with his arms before 
    back heeling the ball to lead to the second goal. Score still 1-1??.
    Sorry for moaning, I did feel Man United were the better team on the day
    and will probably win the title. (They certainly have more flair than
    Leeds). 
    What is the matter with some refs?? Perhaps the idea of recording
    incidents for refs that are unsure should be used.
    
    Yours moaningly 
    Nige... 
                         
32.548Transfer NewsflashSIOG::SPENCERPeter SpencerMon Dec 16 1991 15:284
    Alex Ferguson has made another dramatic swoop into the transfer market
    and snapped up Liverpool's star performer for an undisclosed 8 figure
    sum. The secret deal was completed last week and George Courtney made
    his United debut on Sunday.
32.549Typical comments from the embittered ...TRUCKS::SANTMon Dec 16 1991 15:4915
    
    For those readers that weren't fortunate to watch yesterday's victory
    by United over Chelsea by three goals to one, ignore the bunches of
    sour grapes in eveidence in here over the past couple of notes..
    
    Clarke's trip of Hughes for the spot-kick was as blatant a trip
    as you will ever see, Hughes *didn't* handle just before the superb
    back-heel to Kanchelskis - he was right in front of the ref and
    Courtenay's *never* done United any favours - and Martin's only 
    jealous that Giggs is a United player. He wasn't outstanding yesterday
    but you could certainly see what he could be in the near future.
    
    Just my unbiased opinion... 8-)
    
    Andy.
32.550we remember the ECWC final - disgustingKERNEL::HAWLEYINOT Paul Wattersons love childMon Dec 16 1991 15:574
    is Mark Hughes the worlds most hated player now that Maradonna has left
    the stage?
    Ian.
    
32.551United are TopESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyMon Dec 16 1991 16:1911
32.552Courtneys one of our better ones...MIACT::RANKINEMon Dec 16 1991 16:2119
    Re last few..
    
    The trip on Hughes was an obvious one, the ref was right.
    
    The ball did hit Hughes arm, on the build up to the 2nd goal, but it
    was not deliberate hand ball, therefore no foul.
    
    As for referees...the only people involved in the game, who have to
    pass exams on the Laws of the game, have regular eye tests, and have to
    go through a very structured 'apprenticeship' prior to achieving
    Football League status, are referees.  Players do not have to do such a
    thing, they turn up and play, provided they are good enough. It makes me 
    gasp at some of the
    comments from old pros (and indeed present players and managers) about
    refs decisions, when its obvious that they dont know the laws of the
    game. Its a tough job being a ref, but they are necessary...who else
    could you blame when your team gets beat ??
    
    Paul
32.553Up were we belongMINDER::MACDONALDIMUFC ECWC ChampionsMon Dec 16 1991 16:2316
    
    
    Maybe now that George Courtney is following Utd, should make it a
    little easier on teams when they travel to Anfield. They should be safe
    in the knowledge that he won't play an extra 10/15 mins so that the
    'pool can win in the last minute. Maybe even the other way round.. We
    shall wait and see.
    
    Roll on Saturday, at home to Villa, who have only won 1 out of their
    last fives games, we should comfortably beat them, with the possibility
    of Sharpe and Robson contending for places. 4 - 0 to UTD...
    
    Mac.
    
    P.S. Any comments on Clive Allens booking!!!!
    
32.554Some straws for Chelsea fans; and MartinWARNUT::PICKERINGSSimon PickeringMon Dec 16 1991 17:107
    Come on you United fans; admit it should have been 3-0 to Chelsea.
    Allen hit the bar, had one kicked off the line & scored. United's first
    came from Hughes pretending Elliot had fouled him; even then it was the
    goalie's mistake to let the free kick in. The second was a definate
    hand-ball by Hughes; saw him take the lace out. And the Chelsea player
    (Wise?) would easily have cleared the ball except for McClair pushing
    him over. As for the penalty - never in a month of Sundays. 
32.555????BAHTAT::BLYTHEEe bah gum th's trouble at t'millMon Dec 16 1991 17:285
    Simon,
    
    Has it been your office party this lunchtime ? ;-)
    
    jb.
32.556UpdatedESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyMon Dec 16 1991 17:3131
32.557The only differenceSUBURB::VYASMon Dec 16 1991 18:0528
    
    
    I read this in one of the papers.
    
    Q : What is difference between Manchester United and a TEABAG ????
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    A: A TEABAG stays longer in the CUP.
    
    
    Jayesh.
32.558Sharpe is on his WayESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyMon Dec 16 1991 19:378
32.559REBUS::CHAVESI got a picture of TGA with TGCMon Dec 16 1991 20:1614
    I finally got to see the 4:0 trashing of Coventry last night on
    sports channel. I was kinda sleeping with one eye open, but I think I
    heard the announcer say Utd will be LIVE on the boob-tube this weekend.
    If this is true, whom are we up against on Saturday? I hope Leeds and
    not Villa.
    
    Nice to see us back in first place while maintaining the game on hand.
    I've had the opportunity to watch a bit of City and Sheff Wednesday and 
    they don't seem to have enough quality players to catch us. Three
    points against Leeds and the OTHER Utd will join the long list of
    pretenders.
    
    JC
    
32.560Christmas testTROOA::PBLANEYAlpha, the final frontier.Tue Dec 17 1991 01:1915
    Watched Leeds vs Spurs live over here Saturday. Leeds had their
    chances, but Spurs could have won it on two easy ones. Fair result.
    Commentator made a good point - Leeds are an 'old' side relatively
    speaking, and over the long haul, they'll fade. I predict United to
    take the championship, with Liverpool just unable to make up the
    ground.
    
    The Christmas season always shows who is hot. Any team in the top 8 who
    can come through to the FA Cup 3rd round games unbeaten from now has an
    excellent chance at a run - this is where it really starts. So United,
    only a single point dropped will convince me, and best to have maximum.
    Leeds will be no trouble in the league game at Elland - they MUST win,
    United can tie. Sit back and make them score. United to win 1-0.
    
    Paul in Canada
32.561Age really is relative ...OUTBCK::PARSONSTue Dec 17 1991 07:1311
    
    > Leeds are an 'old' side ...
    
    Interesting thought. Six of the first choice 11 are 26 years
    old or younger. The average age of the first choice 12 is 
    just over 27 (about ideal for a team). The oldies are Strachan (34)
    obviously and Chapman who was 32 last week. Lukic is 31 this week
    but that's not so old for a keeper.
    
    Anyone care to hazard a guess at the average age of Man Utd's
    first choice 11 or 12 ?
32.562Handball or not handball... that is the question?YUPPY::SEABURYSTue Dec 17 1991 12:2213
    re .561
    
    probably about 17!! 8-)
    
    Also, Hughes definately handled the ball before United's second goal
    against Chelsea, and anyone doubting this should look at the tv
    pictures!!
    There shouldn't be any such thing as non-deliberate handball... if the
    ball hits a player on the arm then play should be stopped. 
    Only my opinion, but could stop these inconsistencies.
    
    Stew.
    
32.563NeverESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyTue Dec 17 1991 15:0220
32.564KERNEL::HAWLEYINOT Paul Wattersons love childTue Dec 17 1991 15:128
    Brian,
    your opinion of all scouse fans is one that we have become used to
    from all manc fans.
    i didnt think it was hand ball either.
    so nur!
    Ian.
    
    
32.56525 years at an endESSB::BREETue Dec 17 1991 17:427
    What is the story with tickets now that United are cruising to a
    Championship win??
    
    How does the credit card booking work??
    
    
    Paul
32.566Manc United fans are revoltingSIOG::SPENCERPeter SpencerTue Dec 17 1991 18:2311
    Well, they are aren't they?
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    Apparently MUFC are proposing to raise admission prices including
    season tickets by 50% next season. Their fans are revolting.
32.567thanksTROOA::PBLANEYAlpha, the final frontier.Tue Dec 17 1991 18:3210
    really ?
    
    I was quoting the commentator (mistake!), but he seemed to be basing
    his statement on last years analysis - that Leeds faded near the end. 
    
    Sure, United probably are no spring chickens themselves. The blend is
    what really matters, end experience really does count, specially at
    this time of year. Thanks for the clarification.
    
    Paul
32.568Who Needs Away FansMINDER::MACDONALDIMUFC ECWC ChampionsWed Dec 18 1991 10:5844
    
    What is everyones reaction to news that UTD will be banning ALL AWAY
    fans from OT next season.
    This is very much in discussion at the moment because of the
    development work scheduled for next season on the Stretford End. At the
    moment the Stretford End is mainly standing, with some seats to the
    back of the stand, but in complying with the Taylors Report UTD have to
    make their ground an all seater. Thus have to build a NEW all seater 
    Stretford End.
    
    Presently UTD's ground can hold up to 47500 at the most, with the
    shutting down of the Stretford End next season the capacity will be cut
    down to 34000. UTD average home gate this season is 42000, so a lot of
    people are going to miss out next year anyway, mainly the loyal
    working-class supporters, especially when UTD have 60000 members on
    their scheme.
    Ideas that have been floating about are:
    1. UTD will increase entrance fees to all home games next season, by about 
    50%.(anyone give average prices and how this would affect them)
    2. All League games next season will be ticket only.
    3. That banning all away supporters from OT, allowing UTD fans ONLY
    into the ground. This will not be the case for FA and Rumbelows Cup
    games, as they have to allocate a certain % of space for away fans, as
    ruled by the FA etc...
    4. Another point for the future is that they LOWER the OT pitch, thus
    giving more room for development to new stands, or alternatively that
    they do a major rebuild of all the stands, but a a huge cost(millions)!
    COMMENTS ANYONE!!
    
    Other news: UTD's hopes of signing Southampton Shearer (is that in
    sheep shearer??) have been dashed by the fact that the saints want him
    to finish the season with them, obviously if the right money offer
    comes along then I think he will go, but at the moment everthing is on
    hold.
    Ryan Giggs was sub last night as UTD Youth team played Walsall in the
    FA Youth Cup 3rd Round, it said in the Man Evening News, that he would
    only be sub because UTD wanted to give the other lads the glory and the
    chance as they have been doing well without Giggs who has been on 1st
    team duty, and that they would only use him if necessary. They still
    want him to be part of the youth set-up as he will be with people his
    own age. 
    P.S. Utd won 2-1.
    
    Mac
32.569Pay through your Red nosesMIACT::RANKINEWed Dec 18 1991 12:0516
    I dont agree with banning away fans from grounds, it creates a false
    atmosphere, and makes the team who do it unpopular....Look at how much
    everyone likes Luton !!!. In an ideal world all the other clubs should
    ban Utd fans when they play ManU, but of course ManU fans bolster the
    gates, and they gey more money so they wont. Even if its a nominal 
    500-1000, they should try to make some provision for them.
     
    As for putting the prices up 50%.....smacks of exploitation
    to me. It really seems to playing on the emotions of an extremely
    faithful following..it was always said that if 11 donkeys turned out
    for ManU (and until recently some people may say this was the case   
    8-) ), that 40,000 would turn up to watch them. What is the purpose of
    the increase..is it to raise funds for the rebuilding programme ??.
    
    Paul
    
32.570League next yearXSTACY::MDUNPHYThe Hit ManWed Dec 18 1991 12:0811
just a though on the last note:


	With what looks like a new premier league next year run by the FA, will
	the FA rule etc apply to the league as well. So can Utd ban away fans
	after all????



	Mick
	
32.571The man from Barclays he say..um,err,wellMIACT::RANKINEWed Dec 18 1991 12:174
    As far as I know the rule applies only to the FA cup, but as you say
    with the new league next year run by the FA, it will be interesting to
    see what happens.
    Paul
32.572It'll happen to a few more clubs too!TRUCKS::SANTWed Dec 18 1991 12:2716
    
    	Although I do not agree with the idea of banning away fans, the
    	reasons behind the proposal (yet to be approved..) are sound.
    
    	United have extensive work to be carried out on the Stretford End
    	to comply with the Taylor report on all-seater stadia, and this
    	reduces the OT capacity to about 34K. With approx. 50K members,
    	United decided they owed their allegiances to those members. 
    
    	An unfortunate situation. I don't believe United would be
    	particularly happy about having to limit attendance to home fans
    	only - away support is part of the atmosphere - but they probably
    	feel they have no choice. As it is, 16K members can't get a ticket
    	anyway!

    	Andy.
32.573seating costsHUGH::RAYNERTSysman&gt;@REO/LOC=G2Wed Dec 18 1991 12:3513
32.574Money TalksMINDER::MACDONALDIMUFC ECWC ChampionsWed Dec 18 1991 12:4519
    re: a couple back
    
    The reason UTD are putting up their prices is to compensate for the
    loss of revenue that they would have normally got with an average
    attendance of 42000. With the capacity reduced to 34000 UTD have put up
    their prices to reflect little or no loss, or so that is what they
    think/say !!! It has nothing to do with paying for the re-building!
    
    So seats are going to be very rare, and if they are available then they
    will be more expensive!!
    As it stands at the moment and the OT capacity down to 34000, and a
    match comes up which is an all ticket affair. The priority goes to the
    season-ticket holders first, which must be 10-15 thousand, it then goes
    to the League-match-ticket holders another 10-15 thousand, therefore
    not leaving many places left for ordinary paying fan, plus on top of
    that the away supporters and segregation needed. 
    (The above figures are a VERY rough outline)
    
    Mac
32.575they can get away with itKERNEL::HAWLEYIits a monster!!!Wed Dec 18 1991 12:535
    theyre probably the richest club in Britain...
    they should be able to afford to keep the prices the same...
    you're being taken advantage of, mate.
    Ian.
    
32.57650% increases to pay for 19% drop in capacity ??MIACT::RANKINEWed Dec 18 1991 12:5913
    As I recall, but my memeory isnt what it used to be....When rangers
    made their stadium all seater, except for a small terrace in front of
    the old stand, it decreased their capacity to 38,500. They also have an
    over subscribed membership scheme. They did not push prices up 50%..i
    think it was 25%..and also have an area for away fans.
    
    If the price increase is to compensate for loss of revenue, then I
    eagerly await the announcement of price decreases when the building
    work is finished.......and pigs fly in formation.
    Paul
    
    ps its the Scots who are supposed to be mean, or is Fergie THAT
    influential ??? 
32.577The 'GersMINDER::MACDONALDIMUFC ECWC ChampionsWed Dec 18 1991 13:0010
    re: last
    
    >> they are the richest club in Britain
    
    Not true,
    
    Glasgow Rangers are the richest team in Britain, they are expected to
    sign a deal with Adidas soon, worth 12 million.
    
    mac
32.578Sticking up for a fellow ScouserYUPPY::SEABURYSWed Dec 18 1991 13:217
    re .577
    
    I think you'll find Ian said that Man Utd were *probably* the richest
    club in Britain... so there's no need to start a petty argument... ;-)
    
    Stew
    
32.579BLKPUD::WATTERSONPWed Dec 18 1991 13:2223
        
    What's all this about the 'ordinary paying fan' - surely season ticket
    holders count as 'ordinary paying fans' - they pay all their money up
    front - so why shouldn't they get priority ? - It's hard on people
    (like myself) who can't go every week, but in United's case they can
    probably fill Old Trafford next season with season ticket holders alone
    - so why should they make special arrangements for non-season ticket
    holders ?
    
    Most first division grounds are still in a disgusting state, at least
    the tragedy at Hillsborough and the Taylor report has finally forced
    clubs to begin to bring their grounds up to date - terracing will soon
    be a thing of the past - it's a shame in someways but Hillsborough and
    Ibrox proved the dangers of cramming thousands of people into small
    spaces. 
    
    The only thing I can't understand about Old Trafford is - why have they
    spent the last couple of years converting the two sides to seating only
    If they have realised how much capacity they'd lose while redeveloping
    the Stretford End, why didn't they leave the paddock areas standing
    until the Stretford end had been completed ?
    
    Paul
32.580What did the Huns do ???ESSB::TSHAUGHNESSYElectric Shaughs!Wed Dec 18 1991 15:329
   >> it's a shame in someways but Hillsborough and Ibrox proved the
   >> dangers of cramming thousands of people into small spaces. 
   
Paul, 
     Excuse my "ignorance", but what happened in Ibrox that warranted 
     a review of crowd control.

Rgds,
Shaughs.
32.581BLKPUD::WATTERSONPWed Dec 18 1991 15:378
    
    I'm sure some of the McNoters can fill in the details, but basically a
    number of people were crushed to death when a large section of the
    crowd were leaving before the end of the game - somebody scored and
    people tried to get back in - chaos followed - it was about 1972ish (I
    think)
    
    Paul
32.582Money Talk AgainMINDER::MACDONALDIMUFC ECWC ChampionsWed Dec 18 1991 15:4719
    re: last
    
    The ordinary paying fan, would probably not be able to afford the
    200/300-500+ pound cost of Season tickets, just to watch a game. Not in
    one lump sum anyway.
    
    But yes, like you say UTD could probably fill the stadium with Season
    ticket holders, if the ordinary paying fan, could firstly afford it and
    secondly get hold of one.
    They are as scarce as Ian Rush goals against UTD
    
    mac
    
    Re: A few back:
    >> the richest club in Britain
    
    My apologies, you did mention 'probably', but just thought I would
    throw a little snippet in ther, FYI.
     
32.583ibroxKERNEL::HAWLEYIits a monster!!!Wed Dec 18 1991 16:014
    it was January 1971, a couple of days after i was born...
    probably January 2nd.
    Ian.
    
32.584There was no trouble...MIACT::RANKINEWed Dec 18 1991 17:2422
    Just to clear up a point, and bring back very painful memories...
    
    The Ibrox disaster, where 66 people were crushed to death, had nothing
    whatsover to do with crowd trouble, or being packed into small terraced
    areas.
    
    At that time Ibrox would hold approx 100,000 people, there was a new
    years day derby between Rangers and Celtic.  Celtic went 1 up with 2
    mins to go, at which some Rangers started drifting away.  rangers
    equalised with virtually the last kick of the game. As the remaining
    crowd were leaving, coming down huge stairs from the back of very high
    terraces, they wer met with the people who had left early, trying to
    get back up to find out what had happened. There was a crush, the
    barriers collapsed, and hundreds of people cascaded down the slope, to
    the bottom, 66 to meet their death.  A repeat of this would be diffcult
    as most grounds are much smaller than Ibrox was then, although hampden
    has to be a safety hazard.
    
    Im almost certain it was 1st Jan, definitely 1971..as I think they
    banned local derbies on New years day for many years after.
    yours, soberly remembering 2 lost friends.....
    Paul
32.585tragedyKERNEL::HAWLEYIits a monster!!!Wed Dec 18 1991 17:266
    Paul,
     i am sorry for your loss.
     you are right, it was Jan 1st 1971.
     The day after i was born.
    Ian.
    
32.586Birthday GreetingsESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyWed Dec 18 1991 17:3415
32.587and then ill be a man!KERNEL::HAWLEYIits a monster!!!Wed Dec 18 1991 17:3810
    yeah!
    youre all invited!
    know where Barnsley is?!?!?!
    ;-)
    Ian '21 soon!'
    
    p.s Brian, a simple draw between Man U and Leeds would be a nice
        present.
    
         
32.588Apologies Paul ESSB::TSHAUGHNESSYElectric Shaughs!Wed Dec 18 1991 19:4212
       
RE .584


Paul,

     My belated condolences, but I had no idea that happened at Ibrox.
I'm sorry if it brought back painful memories. However, thanks for that
information, I will know in future.

Rgds,
Tom. 
32.589KIRKTN::JJACKThu Dec 19 1991 00:418
    re.576
    
    FYI,when Rangers built their new stands at Ibrox,their average
    attendance was only 12,000...and therefor the closure of certain parts
    of the ground during the rebuilding had no affect on their finances
    whatsoever !
    
    
32.590We're 10x more generous than any English !KIRKTN::JJACKThu Dec 19 1991 00:4411
    re.576
    
    FYI,when Rangers built their new stands at Ibrox,their average
    attendance was only 12,000...and therefor the closure of certain parts
    of the ground during the rebuilding had no affect on their finances
    whatsoever !
    
    
    P.S.   I'm glad you said the Scots were supposed to be mean !! 8*))
                                            ^^^^^^^^
    
32.591seatsHUGH::RAYNERTSysman&gt;@REO/LOC=G2Thu Dec 19 1991 14:4515
    Re. last few
    
    Who said terracing has to be people 'packed into a small space'?  I see
    no problem with a ten person deep standing section around the base of
    all the stands...its safe, it would allow a cheaper section to stand
    in, and the clubs would probably get more money than putting seats in.
    
    As for costly season tickets, most clubs will probably have to issue
    the majority of seats to ticket (or bond) holders, once all seater
    stadiums are built.
    
    Or maybe, the Premier League will mean most people will watch three
    games from thier armchair on Saturdays, with the stadiums half empty?
    
    
32.592WARNUT::PICKERINGSSimon PickeringThu Dec 19 1991 16:2415
    Peter Swales was on local radio this morning saying he thought United
    were wrong; visiting supporters add to the atmosphere; and a ban is not
    in the spirit of the game.
    
    He went on to say City would be rebuilding next year and the reduced
    capacity during building would mean an increase in the charges, 'but
    not as much as other clubs'; why does rebuilding equate to increased
    charges? Image Tesco's saying 'to use our new supermarket, we will
    double the price of all goods'.
    
    Swales said no matter what City's ground could hold, he would allow
    some visiting supporters in. This is the club, that peeved with United
    last year, didn't give United a big allocation for this year's derby.
    The attendance was about 35,000. United could have swelled that to
    40,000+ -- talk about cutting of your nose to spite your face....
32.593Well Done UnitedESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyThu Dec 19 1991 19:1214
32.594dont know if youve already discussed this, but...KERNEL::HAWLEYIits a monster!!!Thu Dec 19 1991 19:304
    quite right Brian, but is there NO way that capacity can be increased
    in some way?
    Ian.
    
32.595Reduced capacity = Well dodgey times!!!SHAWB1::STOCKMANSThu Dec 19 1991 19:3818
RE    .593
    
Well said Brian!!!
    Not missing a game at OT myself I for one would be upset if I can't get
    in to any game's next season.
    I have an LMTB so maybe if I can renew it I just maybe one of the lucky
    ones.
    
    Like you say it is only fair that United think of there own first
    although the price increase is well out of order.
    It's almost as if we're paying extra for extra hassle/discomfort while
    the rebuilding goes on.
    United are rolling in it at the mo as well!!!
    
	Si...
    
    Here's to a 3 - 0 victory against Villa on saturday.
    
32.596A Lower Pitch????ESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyThu Dec 19 1991 19:4718
32.597hmmm....KERNEL::HAWLEYIits a monster!!!Thu Dec 19 1991 20:094
    a sunken pitch?
    novel idea....
    Ian.
    
32.598New trafford ?TROOA::PBLANEYAlpha, the final frontier.Thu Dec 19 1991 20:3135
    United should take an even more aggressive step right now. Build a new
    stadium. I mean, the price increase, either way, is going to be
    permanent. How are they going to replace the lost revenue other than
    increae prices, or have more seats. 
    
    Look at some of the Spanish stadiums. United can seat 45000 bi-weekly,
    and a second major seated stadium of say 50000 in England is a must if
    ever you are to get a World Cup again. Even another Wembley type
    facility.
    
    This may be sacrilege - OT is mecca. But fact is, sports salaries
    around the world are screaming up. In Toronto, they just signed a
    baseball pitcher for 2 years at $10million - just to throw a ball at
    about 90-95 mph. Big TV contracts, and a full stadium pay for that.
    Every seat at every game is gone. If they had 60000 seats here they'd
    sell 'em, cos the entertainment value is there. Same with United. The
    Toronto Maple Leaf hockey club are supported like United, haven't won a
    Cup in 25 years, and play like the proverbial Donkey;s mentioned
    before. The hockey 'shrine' can only hold 18000, and about 22000 is the
    most you'd want for hockey, but they need a bigger rink, and will build
    one within about 5 years. They'll only be able to pay the players that
    way. 
    
    Soccer in Europe will grow to a Euro-league, like it or not, once a
    Federal system is really in place. United should take the plunge,
    get the ball rolling, and start looking for a site for 'New Trafford',
    unless the land around OT can be used. Lowering the pitch may cause
    severe frost problems, heated groud or not, and can effect the quality
    of the turf. 
    
    I say 'New trafford' now, and get on with it.
    
    my 2 cents.
    
    Paul
32.599Don't ban away fansGALVIA::SPAINThere's always the U.S.Thu Dec 19 1991 20:3416
    
    Luton town are probably the most hated club in the first division
    primarily because of their ban on away fans.  While I don't condone
    their decision it was understandable at the time given how much that
    town suffered at the hands of visiting fans (Millwall in particular).
    Luton have since changed their policy.
    
    Travelling fans are as much a part of the game as home fans.  Many
    people travel to all their club's games.  They are going to lose out by
    this decision.  Dome clubs will follow Man United's example and the
    game itself will be the real loser.
    
    Travelling fans have just as much right to see their team at Old
    Trafford as the home fans.
    
    Gary.
32.600civil war at OTKERNEL::HAWLEYIits a monster!!!Thu Dec 19 1991 20:397
    looks like conflicting opinions here from manc fans...
    why not have a vote?
    as an outsider, i think it would be a tragedy if clubs went 'home-only'
    after all, where would the atmosphere be?
    
    Ian.
    
32.601Protect Mecca.QETOO::CHAVESTaxes: What goes up never comes downThu Dec 19 1991 20:5012
    Ref: -2
    Old Trafford is to football what Fenway Park is to baseball. 
    In both cases I think the local governments should protect them 
    by declaring the facilities "historical monuments".
    
    BTW, where would a new facility be built? I bet it wouldn't be in the
    inner city. Probably somewhere in the suburbs, away from many of the
    fans that have supported the club all these years.
    
    JC
    
    
32.602Blue is the colourGALVIA::SPAINThere's always the U.S.Thu Dec 19 1991 21:035
    
    Re .600, I am not a Man United fan.  I like football :-)
    
    
    Gary.
32.603Away fans Ban..OPG::TONYThu Dec 19 1991 21:1418
Chaps...

United have banned away fans for next season while re-building work is done
on the Stretford End. This is NOT a full away ban for ever. No doubt
when all work is completed then this decision will be reversed..

So the comparison with LUTON is unjustified...

Any club which can NOT get all its fans inside its ground on match days, will
no doubt do the same as United..Someone mentioned in a previous note that Leeds
were going to be rebuilding but they are not banning away fans..I'de like to see 
their fans reaction when they cant get in to see their team play at home, and
they allocate 2500 seats or whatever to away supporters that dont turn up..

One point that has not been made, is that policing at OT will certainly be a lot
cheaper with the ban on away fans.

Tony
32.604R2ME2::HINXMANThere has to be a better wayFri Dec 20 1991 00:256
	As someone who in one year watched his team play on the grounds
	of all their league opponents, but never on their own ground,
	I would like to say I find this denigration of away fans extremely
	offensive.

	Tony
32.605Martin sees the light!!TRUCKS::SANTFri Dec 20 1991 11:3612
    
    	On a lighter theme...
    
    	Now I have seen it all. In note 110.389 the lovely Martin Cunniffe
    	has actually predicted a WIN for M.Utd..Ok, he couldn't bring
    	himself to type Manchester United, or even Man. Utd, but there it
    	is, in glorious green and black!
    
    	There *is* a God ...
    
    	Andy.
    
32.606Risen after 25 YearsESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyFri Dec 20 1991 13:4220
32.607Away SupportBAHTAT::BLYTHEEe bah gum th's trouble at t'millFri Dec 20 1991 13:4714
    Brian,
    
    Leeds United could fill their ground with their own supporters, but
    they do offer some tickets to the away fans - it is only right. 2,500
    isn't many, but some teams don't bring that many - whwn they don't,
    Leeds use the top part of the away section to their own supporters. If
    Man U put a blanket ban on away support, then they should not complain
    if other clubs fill up their ground with their own fans - Leeds can and
    will do that, Luton won't.
    
    Visiting fans will always find a way in, joining many supporter's
    schemes in the process.
    
    jb.
32.608but then again, what do *I* know.. 8-)TRUCKS::SANTFri Dec 20 1991 14:0734
    
    	Aston Villa visit OT this weekend on the back of a fairly dismal
    	run of results - something like 4 defeats in 5 - and will come
    	up against an in-form United absolutely brimming with confidence.
    
    	A tough crimble program sees United visiting Leeds then a less-
    	difficult-on-paper home game against an improving QPR side.
    
    	United must take seven points from these games..victory in the 
    	two home games and a point at Elland Road.
    
    	I think we will mangle Villa, possibly 3- or 4-1. Ron's team seem
    	to have lost their way recently after a good run, and the way
    	we're playing we could bury them. Let's hope so! 
    
    	The Leeds trip is likely to be a very uncomfortable one. Leeds are 
    	playing an impressive power-game at the moment, and the midfield 
    	tussle between Strachan and the excellent McAllister vs. Webb and 
    	Robson or Ince will be tremendous. This game could finish 3-3. 
    	Defeat is not disastrous but highly undesirable!
                  
    	The QPR game in the New Year will be a close one. QPR play a
    	passing game with quick skillful strikers - just the sort to give
    	our defence a thorough work-out! Their defence is less so, and if
    	we get a good start we could do well. However these games after
    	the holiday period don't always go to plan, so I'll settle for
    	a 1-0 win.
    
    	Happy Christmas to one and all. Hope you and yours have a peaceful
    	safe enjoyable time and good luck for the New Year. See you all in
    	'92.
    
    	Andy.
     
32.609RTOEU::RDELANEYShe's a face like a boiled cabbage...Fri Dec 20 1991 15:373
    When do Utd play their game-in-hand and who is it against ?
    
    	- Robin
32.610Later !BAHTAT::BLYTHEEe bah gum th's trouble at t'millFri Dec 20 1991 15:419
    Later in the season ;-)
    
    Seriously, the Mancs will be able to arrange a date with whoever
    midweek, as they will have plenty of slots available after their Cup
    Exits at Elland Road !!
    
    Merry Xmas Mancs !!
    
    jb.
32.611WARNUT::PICKERINGSSimon PickeringFri Dec 20 1991 16:013
    Is the boxing day event at Oldham not on, or something? People seem to
    think United are only playing Villa & QPR. Oldham away will be tough,
    but of course, a win.
32.612No fan ban!!!!!FUTURS::DAGLESSMay 16th, 1990Fri Dec 20 1991 16:598
.611>    Is the boxing day event at Oldham not on, or something? People seem to
.611>    think United are only playing Villa & QPR. Oldham away will be tough,
.611>    but of course, a win.

	Maybe the Mancs are setting an example to other teams for next season,
	and pretending away games don't exist. After all, Oldham at home to
	Man Utd should only be of interest to home fans.
32.613Christmas wishesESSB::BREEMon Dec 23 1991 11:513
    Happy Christmas to ALL fans whether of the reds or not.
    
    Paul
32.614SnippetsESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyMon Dec 23 1991 14:168
32.615QETOO::CHAVESCunno Picked Utd to Win!Mon Dec 23 1991 19:529
    According to a piece on TV last night, once the repairs are complete
    the OT capacity will be increased to 52,000.
    
    BTW, the above according to World-Wide soccer, which I believe is the 
    subsidiary of the English F.A. that makes a fortune selling weekly
    hilite films around the world. And YES! Last night they showed us 
    Chelsea vs United.
    
    JC
32.616Fergie at 'pool vs City gameTROOA::PBLANEYAlpha, the final frontier.Mon Dec 23 1991 21:5817
    Leeds tie again - fading fast! Now two games in hand, and tied on
    points. United to beat them next week, and it could be all over bar a
    massive disaster. United have too many good players fighting for places
    to get into a slump. 
    
    Seen Liverpool vs. City on Saturday. All of a sudden 'pool are 4th, but
    they were a shadow of their former selves. I can see them lifting
    themselves up for United games, but they are just not playing good team
    football. The skills of many of their players are showing - ordinary.
    Usually in a Liverpool team, the team shines. Now it is just a bunch of
    players. Sourpuss to blame. United have little to worry about here. 
    
    Fergie was sitting at the game  - beside Ian Rush! I guess they were
    talking about what it is like to play for a real team! Rushie sure was
    cosy'ing up to Fergie as the camera showed!!!
    
    Paul
32.617seven from three..TRUCKS::SANTTue Dec 24 1991 11:1825
    
    	Well we're at Boundary Park, Oldham on Hangover Day in an
    	all-ticket local derby against the Latics. With the Villa game
    	getting canned due to OT being under about 3 feet of water I
    	expect the lads to go at this one for 90 minutes to get the 
    	vital three points, as there's no way I can see Leeds (Leeds Leeds)
    	slipping at home to a truely awful Southampton side and we need
    	to stay on top, games in hand or not.
    
    	The trilogy commences at Elland Road on Sunday, and as I said
    	before this will be a mighty contest. I'll still settle for 
    	avoiding defeat, but it'll be an exciting game whatever the result!
    
    	Then QPR at OT on New Year's day. We'll see how Liverpool get on
    	against them on Boxing Day - I think QPR could be the form team
    	over the Christmas programme and could spring a surprise - but we 
    	need to win even if it is only by the odd goal.
    
    	So I'll go for:		Oldham 1 - 2 United
    				Leeds  2 - 2 United
    				United 1 - 0 QPR
    
    	and that sees us leading the charge into '92.
    
    	Andy.
32.618SHAWB1::STOCKMANSTue Dec 24 1991 20:1811
Could this be the last note before Xmas!!!

United to lash the lot er yer!!! An we'll win the league no probs cause I an 
60000K or so + fans in the uk said so!!! So up yours watty an have a good one
for me!!!



Best regards & a VERY MERRY XMAS TO ALL YE FOOTBALL NOTERS 

			FROM SI SOUTHERN GIT STOCKMAN!!!
32.619Leeds 1 ManU 1MSAM00::ROBERTLIMMon Dec 30 1991 13:4233
    Belated happy holidays all!!!!
    
    The ManU-Leeds game was shown live over here in Malaysia.  Kick-off
    time was mid-night.  For once I did not fell asleep during Match of
    the Week (live every 2 weeks or so).
    
    The match was highly competitive and played at a frentic pace.  The
    1-1 result was fair although I was hoping for a ManU victory to start
    celebrating 1992 (yep - possible 11 pts ahead of the pack and wrap
    up the Championship by Mar-Apr 92!)
    
    What a goal by Webb!  Definitely a candidate for Goal of the Season. 
    Leeds came back strongly and deserve the equalizer.  In MHO I feel that 
    the penalty was rather harsh and was awarded by the ref due to his
    earlier decision of disallowing the earlier Leeds' goal.
    
    Giggs showed glimpses of what he can do although his lack of big match
    temperament and experience surfaced occassionally.  Kalchenkis (sp?) is
    appearing to be a better player each time I watch him.  Strachan is
    still a very good player.
    
    Now the brickbats - the ref and linesmen had a so-so game.  Brian BORE
    and Saint was just awful.  Their best moment was when the voice signal
    was lost!  Ince lost too many 50-50 challenges for my comfort.
    
    Good luck to the Reds !         
    
    
    PS	Manchester United is THE most popular club in Malaysia.  Each
    	Monday all the newpapers carry wide coverage of reports and tables
    	of the English and Scottish leagues.  English League Soccer is 10
    	days old. 
     
32.620United March OnESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyMon Dec 30 1991 14:2925
32.621Robins is for saleESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyMon Dec 30 1991 16:035
32.622Excellent away formESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyMon Dec 30 1991 17:3713
32.623R2ME2::HINXMANThere has to be a better wayMon Dec 30 1991 18:217
	re .622

> "There's only One UNITED"

	Is that Colchester or Hereford?

	Tony
32.624QETOO::CHAVESBenfica &amp; United will win the doubleMon Dec 30 1991 20:093
32.625Lee is BackESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyTue Dec 31 1991 14:576
32.626HAPPY NEW YEAR 92' IS UNITEDS YEARESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyTue Dec 31 1991 19:220
32.627Birthday GreetingsESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyTue Dec 31 1991 19:405
32.628As seen live on TVGALVIA::SPAINThere's always the U.S.Thu Jan 02 1992 01:3023
    
    Manchester United 1 Q.P.R. 4
    
    
    The scoreline is not a true reflection of this game as Q.P.R. were much
    more dominant than the 4-1 scoreline suggests.  They went 2 up in 5
    minutes through Sinton and Bailey and dominated throughout playing some
    sparkling football.  They missed 2 other gilt edged chances in the
    first half as United failed to threaten.  They didn't even get a shot
    on target in the whole half.
    
    United started brightly in the second half but Rangers quickly took
    over and Bailey made it 3 on the hour shortly after another great
    chance was spurned.  McClair hinted at a revival with a goal on 82
    minutes but this stung Rangers into action and Bailey completed his
    hatrick after Sinton hit a post.  Wegerle put the ball over the bar
    when it seemed easier to score.
    
    United never played and their minds were obviously on other things.
    They are 3/1 on for the title at the bookies but there's a long way to
    go yet.
    
    Gary.
32.629you can say what you like but...ESSB::BREEThu Jan 02 1992 11:055
    Could it be that United still miss Robson more than they care to admit?
    
    Was Webb playing?
    
    Paul
32.6306-3 1-1 1-4 what next ?GIDDAY::PARSONSSupport SLS and see the worldThu Jan 02 1992 11:095
    
    > Was Webb playing?
    
    Was anyone playing for Man Utd ?  ;-)  Still I don't expect a
    similar performance on Sunday (unfortunately).
32.631And a Happy New Year.... 8-)TRUCKS::SANTThu Jan 02 1992 11:2032
    
    	A truely awful display by United yesterday, but let that not
    	detract from QPRs performance - I warned you guys a few back 
    	that QPR would do well over the Xmas peroid and draws against
    	Liverpool and Wednesday, along with yesterdays demolition prove
    	my point.
    
    	Things had gone so well for us over the hectic holiday fixtures,
    	with Leeds only drawing after being 3-1 up against the basement
    	boys from The Dell whilst we swept Oldham away, then the draw
    	between the top two at Elland Road. I guess this latest result 
    	was to be expected - we've had our fair share of luck lately.
    
    	I hope the setback dispells any complacency that might be creeping
    	into the United camp. There's such a long way to go yet and so
    	far all we've proved is we have a chance and are capable of beating
    	the rest but we've still got to get the whole job done!
    
    	Any repeats of yesterdays garbage will set the alarm-bells ringing,
    	and I dare say it will have already given the chasing bunch a
    	healthy boost to maintain their challenge.
    
    	Back to Elland Road on Sunday for the 3rd Round FA Cup with Leeds.
    	I'll go for a 2-1 win to United, simply because they *must* play
    	better than they did against QPR - they couldn't play much worse.
    
    	One significant pointer from yesterday was how much we rely on the
    	4-up-front tactics with Giggs and Kanchelskis. Sharpe and Phelan
    	in midfield didn't carry the same threat when going forward and
    	didn't seem to add anything in defence.
    
    	Andy.
32.632What a Start to 92'ESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyThu Jan 02 1992 11:5713
32.633:-)KERNEL::HAWLEYIprophet of Mu MuThu Jan 02 1992 12:024
    Andy.
     happy new year!
    Ian.
     
32.634Huff.... 8-( 'spose you're smilin' today..TRUCKS::SANTThu Jan 02 1992 12:272
    
    	Yeah...you too..
32.635An off/hungover day!SHAWB1::STOCKMANSThu Jan 02 1992 15:4328
Wot can I say.

I felt sick standing there watching my team running around like a bunch of
headless chicken's hoofing the ball here & there!

Every single player played awful apart of Giggs who did a couple of neat little
moves.

I reckon they were out on the ALE the night before. Wot with Fergie an Brucie's
birfdays an all!!! Locked up in a hotel in the centre of Manchester!!! Not ALF!!!

Still we're all entitled to our off days!!!!

One thing I must say. I don't know how half the Stretford end can call themselves
supporters. Chants of Wot a load of Rubbish & booing are not what the team needs.
Ok, so they did play awful, all the more reason to cheer them on & get behind
the team.
Alot of peeps say United have the greatest supporters in the land?????
I think not!!!! One bad result & the team get slagged off is well dodge!!!

Some of the crap I have to listen to standing in the STRETFORD END is beyond
belief. It's amazing how people suddenly change their tune!!! Supporters my ARSE!

Still it's a long way to go yet. We're still gonna win the LEAGUE!!!!!

	Come on you REDS!!!!!!


32.636no excuseTROOA::PBLANEYAlpha, the final frontier.Thu Jan 02 1992 16:086
    All that matters is who is top come the end of the season. A long way
    to go yet, and a couple of good scary results should eliminate any
    complacency. You should never lose at home though - bad sign, birthdays
    or not, new year or not.
    
    Paul
32.637BLKPUD::WATTERSONPEat, drink and be sickThu Jan 02 1992 16:1214
    
    We're not a tad upset are we Simon ?
    
    Ha ha ha ha ha
    
    But seriously, watching yesterday's game on the box, I could sense the
    tension at Old Trafford - even before the game kicked off. The next
    couple of weeks will determine whether they'll win the League - most
    previous champions have had a bad spell and got over it, I get the
    feeling that a couple more bad results and The Mancs will collapse -
    like they did the year they won the first 12 games - I hope so.....
    
    Paul
        
32.638The Greasy Slope awaitsBAHTAT::BLYTHEEe bah gum th's trouble at t'millThu Jan 02 1992 18:179
    A trip to Elland Road (twice) will see if the Mancs have cracked up. If
    they get the bad result out of their system, then the games will be
    close, like last Sunday. Leeds got over their bad result vs Soton - but
    Leeds gave them the point, they sat back and fiddled in the last 15
    mins - the Mancs were stuffed by a good QPR side and they had no
    answer. A pair of defeats at Elland Road will put the skids under the
    Mancs....
    
    jb.
32.639SHAWB1::STOCKMANSThu Jan 02 1992 19:128
RE .637

Thanks for your support Paul. We know you support Man.U really!!!

Nice to see Everton win a few games!!! Ole MoJo scored!!!! WOW!!!

Have no fear Paul. We won't collapse. The Mighty Mancs will rise up & be better
than ever now after FERGIE's little chat!
32.640we shall have the last laughKERNEL::HAWLEYIprophet of Mu MuThu Jan 02 1992 19:145
    i hope for your sake that your right, after all thats been said in this
    particular note, if you manage to lose the title, i think we will all
    laugh most heartily at you.
    Ian.
    
32.641Slip slidin' away......8 goals in a week!ARSNAL::ESBECKDec Van EsbeckThu Jan 02 1992 20:0613
    
    re a few back...
    
    Why are you blaming Phelan and Blackmore ? Certainly they were no
    great shakes, but it should be obvious to even to most casual observer
    that the problem yesterday was Bruce, with Pallister a close second.
    They were truly dreadful. 
    
    Bananrama would have been better in the centre of defence. 
    
    
    
    Declan
32.642Tony Hadley on the wingKERNEL::HAWLEYIprophet of Mu MuThu Jan 02 1992 20:094
    ...with Spandau Ballet up front???
    
    Ian.
    
32.643A Recurring NightmareWARNUT::BEARDSLEYJJohn BeardsleyThu Jan 02 1992 20:1311
    
    Uniteds team yesterday looked very similar to the inconsistant team of
    last season.
    
    We really do rely on the likes of Giggs and Konchelskis (and an in-form
    Sharpe) for ideas.
    
    BTW, if I was Fergie Id drop Hughes - no centre forward with his recent
    record deserves to be picked.
    
    John.
32.644Give the subs a runTROOA::PBLANEYAlpha, the final frontier.Thu Jan 02 1992 20:1514
    good to see all these Utd fans adding their 2c worth in the note!
    
    Hmmm, Phelan & Blackmore & Sharpe (first game ?) in midfield. Sounds
    like we gave a few people a game and were prepared to take the fall.
    Good idea Fergie, as long as we take 6/6 points in the games in hand.
    Leeds should be another good test. I'll take a tie in the first FA Cup
    game, with United to win the replay, and United to give up on the
    Rumbelows by playing a few stiffs, and if we win, good enough, and if
    not, it's  few less games to play. These Cup games are great for the
    second string players like Phelan, Donaghy, etc. It'll keep a strong
    squad - wonder who Leeds are playing  - probably all of the first team,
    as the Cup is their only chance of winning anything this year!
    
    Paul
32.645We'll be on top agains soonQETOO::CHAVESBenfica &amp; United will win the doubleThu Jan 02 1992 20:5811
    It was only Utd's second defeat of the seasonn. Hardly enough reason 
    to start pushing the panic button. Every player has a bad game or two
    in the course of the long season and from your replies it appears the
    entire team had their bad game yesterday. Hopefully they've got it out
    of their system and a good result at Leeds this weekend will get us going
    in the right direction again....I'll have to wait until Friday night for 
    the hilites to be shown here. 
    
    BTW, did Wegerly play for QPR and if so, how did he look?
    
    JC
32.646Played and missedPANIC::QUINLESSMartin Quinless SWAS London UKThu Jan 02 1992 21:097
    RE .645
    
    Wegerle did play and missed an absolute cert after a lovely pass from
    Bailey in the closing stages. He has also had his hair chopped but I
    dont know if this has anything to do with his finishing!
    
    Martin Q
32.647not to worry...ESSB::BREEFri Jan 03 1992 11:049
    re.645
    
    Looking at it that way if United were told last August that they'd be
    where they are today I'd say they wouldn't be too upset about
    Wednesday's result.
    
    Let's hope they knuckle back down now and start competing again.
    
    Paul
32.648We'll be back. For F's sake, we're still 2nd!!!TRUCKS::SANTFri Jan 03 1992 11:1825
    
    	Ok Ok....all you buzzards have your pick at the United "corpse"...
    	doesn't take too much to bring you all out rubbing your hands in
    	anticipated glee at the expected demise of United's championship
    	challenge does it ;-)
    
    	Pass the sick-bag...
    
    	One defeat. A thorough pasting, no question. If we *do* bounce back
    	and continue to play the excellent passing/attacking game that
    	we've played so far this season in *most* games, then  I'll enjoy
    	reading all your plaudits and congratulations in May. 
    
    	I'm one United supporter who does not think the race is won by a
    	long chalk. I live in eternal optimism that we will lay the Busby
    	ghost, but this year is the first for many that we look like we
    	*could* go all the way.
    
    	Get back to cheering your own folks and be a little more generous
    	where its due. Why be so sour and jaundiced?
    
    	Don't try and tell me you were only 8-)ing either - I know how 
    	much losing can hurt... 
    
    	Andy. 
32.649United are always in the NewsESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyFri Jan 03 1992 14:4812
32.650laugh? noKERNEL::HAWLEYIprophet of Mu MuFri Jan 03 1992 14:5311
    i find it amazing that you are indeed one of, if not THE most famous
    club in the world.
    considering youve been crap for 25 years and have been well stuffed by
    the likes of Liverpool, Arsenal, Leeds, Spurs etc...
    
    Ian.
    
    p.s when i went to St Lucia the only teams a friend of mine there, had
        heard of from England were Liverpool and Leeds.
        he had never heard of the 'famous' mancs.
    
32.651MACNAS::MHASSETTFri Jan 03 1992 15:393
    Re -1
    	 That fame was probably due to the hooligans that
    followed both Liverpool and Leeds!!!
32.652we all have our cross to bearKERNEL::HAWLEYIprophet of Mu MuFri Jan 03 1992 16:284
    whereas Man Utd and Arsenal are famous for fighting on the pitch...
    sigh.
    Ian.
    
32.653Angels with Dirty FacesBAHTAT::BLYTHEEe bah gum th's trouble at t'millFri Jan 03 1992 16:306
    re -1 and -2
    
    Of course, all fans that have followed Man U in the past have been
    angels and have NEVER put a foot out of line.
    
    jb.
32.654Where????ESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyFri Jan 03 1992 17:0911
32.655How can *anyone* be so childish..?TRUCKS::SANTFri Jan 03 1992 17:1332
    
    	Come on, lads, this is in the gutter...8-(
    
    	United had, without any question, one of the worst-behaved set
    	of hooligans that followed anyone around back in the 70s - apart
    	from the Leeds lot from '74/5 they were perhaps the worst and most
    	infamous of all British - sorry, ENGLISH - w*nk?rs ever. 
    
    	That is nothing to be proud of, and indeed still causes me great
    	embarassment. Fortunately those sad days are long over and United
    	are now blessed with a considerably loyal and vocal support. I dare
    	say those dick-heads are still beating people up somewhere, only
    	no longer with United scarfs tied to their heads..they are a
    	disgrace and deserve whatever ill-treatment by foreign
    	law-enforcement officers they receive when they "travel abroad".
    
    	There have been many disgraceful and shameful displays by "fans"
    	over the years, and Uniteds at their worst were right up there
    	with the most awful. I'd have thought all football supporters 
    	would welcome their demise and encourage those clubs that have
    	worked so hard to eradicate this element from our game.
    
    	One of the worst scenes of violence I was unfortunate to experience
    	first-hand was back in about '72 at Ewood Park for a big Lancs Cup
    	game between Blackburn and Burnley...the fighting was going on all
    	around me in the second tier and it scared the **** out of me at
    	the time (I was 9 years old and it was NOT pleasant..)
    
    	Let's keep it sensible, eh? No one is proud of their team's murky 
    	past when it comes to football hooligans.
    
    	Andy.                                    
32.656Are we gettin a little more civilised ?BAHTAT::BLYTHEEe bah gum th's trouble at t'millFri Jan 03 1992 17:2727
    The English game is now well on the way to ridding itself of the
    Hoologan element, Leeds, Man U, Liverpool and others have done a lot.
    Leeds have shown they have done a lot after the May 1990 incident. On
    Sunday, there will be 6,500 or so Manc fans in the environs of Elland
    Road, the first time there have been so many away fans in a long long
    time. It is anticipated there will be some arrests (there were 17 at
    the league game, 15 for drunkeness, 2 for foul and abusive language),
    but there will be no ffighting in the ground, or in the immediate area
    - there are too many cameras about ! The Mancs are bringing their own
    stewards along, to keep their own fans in order, whicj I'm sure they
    will, and a good day's entertainment is had by all.
    
    There were a couple of ejections on Sunday - anybody fool enough to sit
    in the West Stand and jump up and down shouting for Man Utd are idiots
    / have a death wish. They were escorted elsewhere by the Showsec
    Stewards. There were 2 Manc fans sitting next to me (my brother in
    law's business colleagues). They found the atmosphere 'partisan' and
    were surprised after Man U scored that the attempt to sing the
    'Aeroplane' song by a handful of nutters was booed down less than 1/2
    way through the first line.
    
    There will be one or two tiny incidents on Sunday, caused by
    drunkenness, that may get blown up out of all proportion, but there
    will be less arrests for public order offences than there are on a
    Saturday night in Genteel Harrogate and Posh Wilmslow ....
    
    jb.
32.657St Lucia - paradise islandKERNEL::HAWLEYIprophet of Mu MuFri Jan 03 1992 17:2912
    > Where the hell is St Lucia.
    
    its a caribbean island.
    its one of the windward island chain next to Martinique and St.
    Vincent.
    It is 110 miles west of Barbados.
    they are football mad and have over 300 football teams on quite a small
    island.
    the capital is Castries, population 25,000. it has 2 professional
    football teams and countless others...
    Ian.
    
32.658what's 8-( ?TROOA::PBLANEYAlpha, the final frontier.Fri Jan 03 1992 17:3218
    re: -1
    
    Very well said Andy - for all footy, we can do without the lager louts.
    Our beloved United just seemed to attract the rabble more visibly,
    because they were United. 
    
    Like all things related to United, visibility is associated with it. 
    Thats what killed off a young brilliant lad from Belfast called George 
    Best - I hope young Giggs does not suffer the same fate. (Please, spare the 
    platitudes about Besty and the bottle here). Other players, and their
    good fans, suffer from the name association - freedom of the press I
    guess.
    
    Now can someone tell me what in hell 8-( means ? (see .655)
    
    That's my fix for today!
    
    -pb
32.659Andy speaks outKERNEL::HAWLEYIprophet of Mu MuFri Jan 03 1992 17:324
    Andy,
     well said mate,
    Ian.
    
32.660Rool on Feb 1stARSNAL::ESBECKDec Van EsbeckFri Jan 03 1992 17:3910
    Well lads, we have to hand it to these Manc supporters...For the first
    time this season they are well and truly shat on, and they manage to
    turn it into  a discussion on hooliganism :-)
    
    What about the vital stats......biggest home defeat since
    1978.....first ever defeat at Old Trafford by QPR....worst midfield
    ever to challenge for the title......
    
    
    Declan
32.661Better dead than redYUPPY::PANESOh Timmy, you're so lickyFri Jan 03 1992 17:4211
                       <<< Note 32.655 by TRUCKS::SANT >>>
                    -< How can *anyone* be so childish..? >-

>    	embarassment. Fortunately those sad days are long over and United
>    	are now blessed with a considerably loyal and vocal support. I dare


        Are they the same people who chanted "what a load of rubbish"
        on New Years Day. I think we should be told.

        Stuart
32.662The acts of desperate MancsBAHTAT::BLYTHEEe bah gum th's trouble at t'millFri Jan 03 1992 17:5411
    Probably. Elland Road also has it's fair share of pillocks who pay
    their brass and have a good moan. The ones that left the ground whwn we
    were 4 nil down to the Scousers last season missed the game of the
    season ;-)
    
    Mnac fans have been starved of League success for so long, if they see
    a faint glimmer at the end of the tunnel they tend to suffer from
    'Premature Excitement' and get all hot and flustered if they have a
    setback.
    
    jb.
32.663So many have so much to say about United..TRUCKS::SANTFri Jan 03 1992 18:4112
    
    	re .658..
    
    	8-(  =  sad & disappointed (to see the discussion in the gutter..)
    
    	..and for Declan's benefit it wasn't the United fans who got
    	it onto "hooliganism". We wuz well 'n' truely stuffed by QPR
    	on Wednesday and I make no bones about that at all.
    
    	                  8-) 
    
    	Andy.
32.664A Gunner would KnowESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyFri Jan 03 1992 18:4313
32.665Ouch!DBOSW2::ESBECKDec Van EsbeckFri Jan 03 1992 19:026
    Well I take your point about the Gunners, though "shat on" might be a
    tad heavy-handed to describe a long series of one-goal defeats. Still,
    the cumulative effect has done more or less that to our title hopes....
    
    On the other hand we haven't been duffed 4-1 when 6-1 would have been a
    fairer scoreline....
32.666FactESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyFri Jan 03 1992 19:084
32.667School of the ObviousARRODS::OHAGANBAre you with me Doctor Wu?Fri Jan 03 1992 20:184
    ...but you do lose by more goals. 
    
    Barry. 
    
32.668when is shat on not shat onESSB::BREESat Jan 04 1992 12:437
    Declan,
    
    Losing 1-4 isn't all that bad. Better one or two of those result than
    the miserable run of "luck" Arsenal are having. Still, Arsenal are
    probably paying the price for playing attacking, imaginative football.
    
    8-)
32.669On Loan from UnitedESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptySat Jan 04 1992 16:296
32.670shat on??? most certainlyESSB::BREEMon Jan 06 1992 11:269
    Declan,
    
    In case you're reading this note today, "shat on" is being beaten in
    the Cup by Wrexham!!!!
    
    8-)
    
    Don't go telling me about Bournemouth, we got all that when it
    happened!!!
32.671Wrex WhoMINDER::MACDONALDIMUFC ECWC ChampionsMon Jan 06 1992 12:258
    RE -last
    
    
    To dam right.
    
    Eat humble pie !!!!!
    
    *8-))))))))
32.672The New Years Day massacre!!!YUPPY::SEABURYSMon Jan 06 1992 14:436
    Congrats on the excellent display against QPR last Wed...
    
    Where was your defence playing?? 8-)
    
    Stew.
    
32.673Well Played QPRMINDER::MACDONALDIMUFC ECWC ChampionsMon Jan 06 1992 15:327
    re -672
    
    the same place your defence/goalkeeper was playing against
    Portsmouth(and what division are they in)
    
    
    Mac
32.674Dennis Bailey..Bailey..Bailey..Bailey.ESSB::MCUNNIFFEd i g i t a lMon Jan 06 1992 15:5623
 
    Man Utd 1    QPR 4

    Any team with the great Micky Phelan in the starting line-up can't
be at all confident and Micky was up to his usual standard in that gamei.e.,
useless, anonymous, brainless  & motionless. Yes, I certainly hope that the
great Phelan starts some more games for the Mancs. Utd. were so pathetic against
QPR and could have lost by a bigger margin.
I was watching the FA cup preview on Saturday and there was a profile on former
Utd. great Jim Leighton and from what I could gather, he was treated like dirt at
at OT and was hounded by the media. It all seemed to be a very painful 
experience for him. I know he is only on loan to Reading but like Strachan and
McGrath, he seems to be enjoying his football again. Well, all I can say is....
We all make mistakes Jim.
Also when Liverpool won the championship in my lifetime (1973, 1976, 1977, 1979,
1980, 1982, 1983, 1984, 1986, 1988 & 1990), never did they suffer a humiliating
home defeat by such a score.
Freddie Mercury will never again sing "We are the Champions" and somehow, I 
don't think that Man Utd will be singing it come May.

     Cunno.


32.675Shearer for O.T.ESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyTue Jan 07 1992 13:1512
32.676No Chance!!YUPPY::SEABURYSTue Jan 07 1992 15:139
    re .675
    
    So, you believe everything you read in the Star do you??
    
    If Alan Shearer signs for the mancs then he's pretty stupid!! Where's
    he going to play??? Left fullback I s'pose??!!?? 8-)
    
    Stew.
    
32.677Man Utd to waste more money.ESSB::MCUNNIFFEd i g i t a lTue Jan 07 1992 15:4917
32.678leading scorer?MACNAS::MHASSETTTue Jan 07 1992 15:576
    RE last.
    
    			Talking of ineffective scorers,John Barnes could
    	score 3 times in 90 minutes in CREWE whereas CUNNO could only score
    	Twice in 2 weeks in Greece.!!!!!.  Who is ineffective now?
    	I think we should be told...
32.679Like making love in a canoeSIOG::SPENCERPeter SpencerTue Jan 07 1992 16:326
32.680Hughes 'll be sorryMINDER::MACDONALDIMUFC ECWC ChampionsTue Jan 07 1992 17:0716
    re .677
    
    Who needs Hughes to score when the rest of the team can do it for you.
    So long as he sets up goals as he has done for McClair, Giggs, and
    Kanschelski(sp!), and others, we don't give a damn!!!.
    
    Wednesday Night Rum Cup
    
    There is a 50/50 chance that Irwin might be fit for the game, along
    with Robbo, but if not they will be there for a week on Wednesdays tie
    in the FA Cup.
    Have to agree, Mr M Phelan should be dropped asap. His display against
    QPR was terrible, did he do anything!!??? Well we could always sell him
    to Wrexham
    
    Mac 
32.681Here's to loads of replays and massive fixture congestionYUPPY::SEABURYSTue Jan 07 1992 17:4612
    re .680
    
    Kanschelski??!!??  Sounds like a fruit yogurt!! 8-)
    
    Speaking of ineffectual performances... I never even realised Neil Webb
    was playing against QPR until half way through the second half!!
    
    Here's hoping for another thrilling 0:0 draw between the two Uniteds
    tomorrow night... 8-)
    
    Stew.
    
32.6823 Away on the TrotESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyTue Jan 07 1992 19:028
32.683Nothing beats a BUD. except WurzerQETOO::CHAVESBenfica &amp; United will win the doubleTue Jan 07 1992 19:248
    Ref: .679
    
    Whatever medicine Declan uses at home to drawn his sorrows can be found
    in the Boston area. Remember: We have more Irish here than Dublin.
    Where in the US is he? If its nearby I'll find him and show him
    where a couple Irish Pubs are located. 
    
    JC
32.684That's confidence Brian,ESSB::MCUNNIFFEd i g i t a lTue Jan 07 1992 20:4014
    <<< Note 32.682 by ESSB::BLONG "The Scousers Trophy Cabinet is Empty" >>>
                            -< 3 Away on the Trot >-
>>Notts Forest(29th Jan), and Arsenal(1st Feb), if we are still near the top
>>of the table after these games, then we may be in with a shout.

Brian,
      that's a very confident attitude for a supporter to have after all we 
    we have been subjected to since Utd.'s rise to the top of the table but
then again, it's a long time (25 years) since Utd actually won a title so 
naturally you are a bit nervous at the moment.

   Cunno


32.685Declan in LittletonSIOG::SPENCERPeter SpencerTue Jan 07 1992 20:5510
    re .683
    
    JC
    
    I think Declan is doing some TCP training in Littleton all this week.
    He would probably be delighted to meet a Benfica/Mancs fan such as
    yourself ;-) 
    
    BTW, we will be going to the Arsenal v Mancs game on Feb 1. Would you
    like us to get you a programme?
32.686Martin returns with a vengeance 8-)TRUCKS::SANTWed Jan 08 1992 11:417
    	Nice to see so much interest in United's fortunes (or not, in the
    	case of the QPR game!) being generated again..
    
    	What did you get for Christmas, Martin? 
    
    	Andy.
32.687is it or isnt it?KERNEL::NDAYi'll get dat pesky wabbitWed Jan 08 1992 12:216
    Does anyone know if the Rumbelows Cup game verses Leeds is being 
    televised tonight.
    
    Regards.
    
    Nigel
32.688SHAWB1::STOCKMANSWed Jan 08 1992 12:295
It sure is Nigel!!!!

I believe it's only being broadcast in the Granada & Yorkshire TV areas though.

Si...
32.689BLKPUD::WATTERSONPDays that make you go arrrggh !Wed Jan 08 1992 12:457
    
    To clarify what Simon said......
    
    The game is being shown live ONLY by GRANADA & YORKSHIRE - the rest of
    the country get highlights at 10:30 (I think )
    
    Paul
32.690Here's hoping.SCOAYR::DMILLARWed Jan 08 1992 13:234
    The Scottish newspapers say that the game is being shown on Ulster
    at 8:00 p.m.
    
     :-)
32.691MATCH LIVE!!XSTACY::KMCGRATHWed Jan 08 1992 13:464
The "Irish Times" also says the match is being shown live on UTV...
can anyone clarify??

 - Kev
32.692It's TrueESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyWed Jan 08 1992 14:594
32.693ESSB::MCUNNIFFEd i g i t a lWed Jan 08 1992 15:588
My highest hope for the two cup games involving Leeds and Man Utd is that
each of the two games will go to replays and extra-time which would mean more
games for the Mancs, hence a fixture pile up, the odd injury, suspension,
disciplinary action, loss of confidence, tiredness, etc.

   Cunno

32.694ARRODS::OHAGANBAre you with me Doctor Wu?Wed Jan 08 1992 16:104
    The FA Cup game can only go to one replay with a penalty shoot out 
    after X-time. Does this apply to the Rumbelows affair? 
    
    Barry. 
32.695No matches in Northern Ireland tonightGALVIA::SPAINThere's always the U.S.Wed Jan 08 1992 16:1711
    
    I don't think the penalty rule applies in the Rembelows Cup.
    
    I got a pleasant surprise this morning when I discovered the game was
    live on TV.  
    
    BBC have live coverage of the FA Cup game next Wednesday.  This starts
    at 7.10 (coverage starts at 7pm).  Should cause problems in many
    households as it clashes with Coronation Street.
    
    Gary.
32.696re: -1XSTACY::KMCGRATHWed Jan 08 1992 16:243
Not in mine it won't, Gary.......Ken Barlow is far more interesting than Leeds

                            :-)
32.697miffed or what?KERNEL::NDAYi'll get dat pesky wabbitWed Jan 08 1992 17:298
    Re a few back..
    
    I was far from pleasantly surprised this morning when i discoverd that 
    the game is not live on *MY* t.v.
    
    Why is it only being shown from certain stations/areas???
    
    A very narked Manc supporter...
32.698Only shown live by agreementGALVIA::SPAINThere's always the U.S.Wed Jan 08 1992 18:3211
    
    Re -1, the game was not meant to be shown live however due to the huge
    demand for tickets it was decided to broadcast it in the Yorkshire and
    Granada areas only.  If it were broadcast in other regions it would
    affect attendances.
    
    Ulster television often show the Granada match on a Saturday night and
    as there are no games there tonight I assume they were free to show the
    game.
    
    Gary.
32.699yes indeedESSB::BREEWed Jan 08 1992 18:543
    Predict 2-0 to the Reds.
    
    (Pallister and McClair)
32.700SHAWB1::STOCKMANSWed Jan 08 1992 18:571
I'll go for 2 - 1 to the REDS!!!!
32.701Next Round For the RedsMINDER::MACDONALDIMUFC ECWC ChampionsWed Jan 08 1992 19:0312
    
    
    so longs as the reds win I don't care what the score is 
    
    but I'd say 2-0 with Hughes and Kanchelski scoring.
    
    Mac
    
    We will have to watch for Mcallistair(sp!) as he is a very good player.
    
    
    
32.702XSTACY::MDUNPHYThe Hit ManWed Jan 08 1992 19:213
6-0 To Leeds and I can get Ulster, nah,nah,nah,nah!!

	 Mick.
32.703Red's will TriumphESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyWed Jan 08 1992 19:396
32.704This might sound perverse, but....TRUCKS::SANTWed Jan 08 1992 19:4726
    
    	Well I'm not terrible confident we'll win tonite...*however* what
    	I do feel is important to United (and maybe Leeds will feel the
    	same way..) is that the tie is decided tonite one way or t'other.
    
    	If Leeds win, Ok. We're out at the QF stage, tough tie still to
    	follow in the FA Cup, but loads of time to nail the League. That's
    	not to say the League Cup doesn't matter...any trophy is great!
    
    	But one of the most significant factors determining the outcome
    	of the BIG 1 is confidence and losing a semi- or final is a crushing 
    	blow. Bowing out at this stage is less traumatic. We're not good
    	enough (imho) to win both, do the double (wake up you fools in 
    	note 34. 8-) ) or sweep all before us. Many excellent sides have
    	been in with a chance in three competitions and won none in recent
    	years.
    
    	I'll settle for the tie to be decided tonite. A win is great -
    	again, it will build confidence provided we sustain it - and if
    	we lose we must bury Everton on Saturday and start picking up the
    	pace in the League.
    
    	I'll predict a 0-0 draw 'cause I'm a pessimist, and I think that
    	would be the worst outcome from a United point of view.
    
    	Andy.
32.705predictionYUPPY::SEABURYSWed Jan 08 1992 19:534
    4-2 to Leeds...
    
    Stew.
    
32.706I'm looking for DeclanCSLALL::CHAVESI got a picture of TGA with TGCWed Jan 08 1992 20:588
    Ref: .685
    
    Its 1PM here. I'm off to Littleton to see if I can find Declan.
    
    ..and yes. I'd love a program from the match against the Arse.
    Will Merson by wearing red by then?
    
    JC
32.707Merson in RedSIOG::SPENCERPeter SpencerWed Jan 08 1992 21:435
    Sorry JC, no programme as we won't be going to the Mancs match after
    all. See 46.347 for the reason. If you see Declan perhaps you might let
    him know as I don't think he is reading his mail this week.
    
    Yes, Merson will be wearing red then. With white sleeves of course ;-)
32.7084-1 to Leeds.ESSB::MCUNNIFFEd i g i t a lWed Jan 08 1992 22:317


   I'll go for a 4-1 win for Leeds Utd. and will be gutted and surprised if
the Mancs manage a win.

       Cunno.
32.709Come on you RedsESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyWed Jan 08 1992 22:381
32.710Leeds 1 Manchester United 3MINDER::MACDONALDIMUFC ECWC ChampionsThu Jan 09 1992 10:5736
    
    
    Leeds Utd 1 	MANCHESTER UNITED 3
    (Speed 17)	        (Blackmore 31, Kanchelski 51, Giggs 56)
    
    Excellent game by both sides, with Man Utd the slighly better team.
    After their much debated defeat against QPR we needed to come back, and
    that is what we did and in style. Webb and Ince were brilliant in
    midfield and well what can we say about Giggs.
    
    Goals. Leeds, long ball by Lukic controlled by Wallace and Batty, whose
    header fell for Gary Speed to whip in a quick shot past Utd.
    
    Man Utd, 1.Blackmore from a free-kick just outside the box(25yds), drove
    into the roof of the net. Lukic seemed surprised as he already made a
    great save from an earlier Blackmore free-kick.
    2.Kanchelski received a superb through ball from Giggs, which he ran on
    to and scored via a despairing dive from Lukic. 
    3.Giggs then became scorer, he initial effort was blocked by
    McCallastair(sp!), which went straight to Webb, who put through Parker
    on the wing who in turn crossed for Gigg to finish off
    
    In the last 10 mins Leeds did threaten, and could have made it 3-3 if
    Wallace and sub Sheldon had finished efficiently. 
    
    Apart from that it was an all out attacking game with both sides giving
    100%.
    
    this boosts Man Utd for the game against Everton on Saturday at OT,
    however Leeds then have a tough away game at Sheff Wed, this should see
    if they are up to standard to maybe win the League, or at least second.
    
    Mac
    
    P.S. Roll on next Wednesday, where I predict Man Utd will win 2-1 and
    have sights on a possible treble.!
32.7113 -1 to the REDS!!!!!SHAWB1::STOCKMANSThu Jan 09 1992 12:2719
Superb Result!!!

Good game played by both sides. Played in a good spirit. No bookings!!!!

Re -1 I'd say Man.Utd were alot more than slightly better than Leeds, they were
loads better. We had so many chances to put the ball away as opposed to LEEDS who
had two dead certs which I thought were goals by WALLACE & the Sub McClelland.
How they missed them I'll never know. Mind you, we had a couple as well with Ince
in particular.

As for Man of the Match, Pallister deserved it along with Webb & Choccie in
particular. Great performance by the whole team.

Great game. All credit to Leeds for being sporting opposition.

Roll on saturday when we'll give The Toffee's some lashie!!!!


Si....
32.712SUBURB::ABSOLOMTRevengeThu Jan 09 1992 12:335
    Weren't the TV highlights crap!! I listened to the game on the radio
    and the highlights on Midweek Sport really did it no justice. ITV are
    so s**t.
    
    Tony
32.713Steven for the 'poolYUPPY::SEABURYSThu Jan 09 1992 14:5110
    Congrats to the mancs on what sounded like an excellent game... though
    you can never tell with radio commentators getting over-excited every 5
    mins...
    Couldn't be bothered to watch the highlights on tv...
    
    I still don't think they'll win the FA cup tie next week though!!
    4-2 to Leeds...
    
    Stew.
    
32.714Leeds are Humiliated by UnitedESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyThu Jan 09 1992 14:5516
32.715DUCK::NAGLEJThu Jan 09 1992 14:577
    
    
    It was an exciting game. About the best English game I've seen for
    some time. Leeds had their chances but in a nut shell Man U. were 
    simply too strong for them.
    
    JN.
32.716Leeds 1 - 3 Manchester UnitedTRUCKS::SANTThu Jan 09 1992 15:1849
    
    	Well I was also very disappointed in the extent ofthe TV
    	highlights - down here in TVS-land we didn't get the game live!
    
    	Radio 5 carried good commentary though, as usual.
    
    	United deservedly advanced to the semi finals and in the process 
    	must surely have gained considerable psychological advantage
     	over Leeds, particularly after coming from behind to win this one.
     	After two thirds of the Elland Road trilogy we remain undefeated 
    	with a draw and a win.
    
    	However, Leeds fans would be right to point to the significant
    	absence of Dorigo, who had to go off injured. His service to 
    	Chapman has had a lot to do with Leeds' success so far this 
    	season and I'm sure he was sorely missed. Sterland was unable 
    	to venture much into attack due to the threat posed by Giggs
    	down the left and as a result United looked very solid at the
    	back after a dodgy 20 minutes.
    
    	United reverted to the formation which has served them so well
    	with Giggs and Kanchelskis both raiding down the wings. Hughes
    	had a subdued game, but his work-rate is tremendous and his
    	pressence makes so much room for the midfield to come forward.
    
    	Ince kept his niggling and back-chat to what for him was a
    	minimum, and I thought he played well.
    
    	And what a poke by Blackmore! Lukic was cleaning windows as the
    	ball flew past him from fully 30 yards.
    	
    	Strachan and McAllister seemed unable to control the midfield as they 
    	have done so often this season, yet in the last few minutes Leeds had 
    	two excellent chances to get back into the game, the second one how 
    	did McClelland miss?
    
    	This was an excellent performance by United. They forced Howard
    	Wilkinson into a tactical rethink and Chapman was withdrawn for
    	Hodge with Speed and Wallace playing up front. We must have
    	inflicted a serious blow on Leeds' confidence, which has been
    	dented recently.
    
    	Next week's FA Cup game takes on even more significance. If Leeds
    	lose this one, there season becomes extremely single-minded!
    
    	Martin is naturally gutted and suprised.. 8-)
    
    	Andy.
    
32.717Man U were clearly the better sideGALVIA::SPAINThere's always the U.S.Thu Jan 09 1992 16:0121
32.718Draw on S&G ShowESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyThu Jan 09 1992 17:376
32.719Three times luckyMINDER::MACDONALDIMUFC ECWC ChampionsThu Jan 09 1992 18:2411
    re .718
    
    >> the winners of the Runbelows Cup get into the UEFA Cup Next Season
    
    Well, when we win the League, we will have the choice of two Euro cup
    to go for, the UEFA or the European, we might even have the choice of
    the Cup Winners if we win next Wednesday !!!?/?? 
    Am I dreaming, but it is still on the cards, I wonder if a put a fiver
    on Utd doing the treble what odds I would get???? :))
    
    Mac
32.720definately NOT a Dry Blackthorn day!!YUPPY::SEABURYSThu Jan 09 1992 18:3324
    re .718
    
    probably the ONLY European competition they're likely to get in...
    
    By the way, something that the commentator on radio 5 said last
    night that made me laugh...
    	"...Hughes inevitably falls to the ground, and gets the free
             kick..."
    
    I reckon Mark Hughes must be THE most over-rated footballer in the
    country... If he's not falling down trying to get free kicks, or trying
    to get someone sent off, then he's complaining to the referee about
    something or other.
    Last night he got a free kick by showing the ref his shirt, which had
    apparently been pulled out by a Leeds defender... ha! Little did the
    ref realise that Hughes might possibly just have untucked it himself...
    Then, when he gets a tap on the shins, he's down on the ground writhing
    in "agony" before you know it... the commentators say things like
    "...well, it must be serious for Mark Hughes to be down for this
    long...", but how many games has he missed through injury??
    
    Stew.
    
    
32.721Pinch me... I'm dreamingYUPPY::PANESOh Timmy, you're so lickyThu Jan 09 1992 18:3714
         <<< Note 32.717 by GALVIA::SPAIN "There's always the U.S." >>>
                    -< Man U were clearly the better side >-

    
	Mr Moderator,

	Please delete the above note from this topic. It shows a distinct
        lack of bias and vitriol and therefore is wholly misplaced.

    
        I thank you,

        Stuart

32.722Declan becomes a US celebrity !!!!ACTGSF::BURNSSound BallyvaughanThu Jan 09 1992 18:5925
    
    re: .706
    
    	JC: The reason you did not find Declan in Littleton yesterday 
    	    afternoon, is due to the fact that he WAS seen and photographed
    	    at the Pheasent Lane Mall in Nashua New Hampshire, by several
    	    newspapers and National Telvision Stations chatting up the Vice 
            President of the United States, Mr. Dan "I'm your man" Quayle !!
    
    	    Rumor has it the discussion centered around the Presidents
            health, and the many differences between American and European
    	    sports    :-)
    
    	    Unconfirmed sources indicated that most people in the mall
    	    did recognized Declan, but many were unsure of the other lads
    	    idenity ... many were heard to say, "Hey there's Declan, and 
            some other guy"
    
	    I'll check the evening papers and News broadcasts to see if
    	    Declans picture reappears.
    
    
    
    		keVin
    
32.723Well I like him!TRUCKS::SANTThu Jan 09 1992 19:1231
    
    	re .720..
    
    	come on now, Stew...you're getting bitter again eating all those
    	sour grapes 8-)
    
    	I'm hoping we avoid Peterboro in the SF..after all, any side 
    	knocking out Liverpool deserve the utmost respect, right? ;-)
    
    	Mark Hughes does what a great many of todays footballers do in
    	doing his best to con refs to award free kicks. He gets a hell	
    	of a lot of clatter from donkey-centrehalfs but unlike a few
    	nancies he isn't beyond giving them a kick back. Unfortunately
    	he *sometimes* goes too far. I recognise that. 
    
    	He is also a brilliantly talented striker who would lay down his
    	life (or the football equivalent..!) for Manchester United. He'd
    	be in my side every time.
    
     	A few of the pretenders to the title would be glad of someone like
    	Sparky in their side too! Passion and loyalty cannot be bought nor
    	ingendered - they either already exist or never will. Hughes'
    	performances in Spain and Germany prove that, since he has been
    	a totally different player at OT.
    
    	At United at the moment Alex Ferguson is fortunate to have a number
    	of players all at the same time with a similar level of commitment
    	and passion for Manchester United. Liverpool in past years have
    	swept all before them having developed the same commitment.
    
    	Andy.
32.724Typical Comment from a ScouserESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyThu Jan 09 1992 19:4818
                     <<< Note 32.720 by YUPPY::SEABURYS >>>
                   -< definately NOT a Dry Blackthorn day!! >-
  >>  I reckon Mark Hughes must be THE most over-rated footballer in the
  >>  country... If he's not falling down trying to get free kicks, or trying
  >>  to get someone sent off, then he's complaining to the referee about
  >>  something or other.
  >>  Stew.
    
  Why then has he been voted the Player's Player of the Year twice out of 
  the last three seasons. Answer me that one. The players choice is the most
  respected award, as it is given to you by your fellow pro's and if they
  thought he was a cheat he would not figure at all. But then again you come
  to expect comments like that from scouse supporters when UNITED get a good
  result.
  p.s. That other scouser Cunno is very quiet today.

  Brian.
 
32.725humble pie never tasted so good.YUPPY::SEABURYSThu Jan 09 1992 20:147
    re .724
    
    I never used the word "cheat" Brian, and I never said Mark Hughes
    wasn't talented... just over-rated in my humble opinion.
    
    Stew.
    
32.726Calling JoseSIOG::SPENCERPeter Spencer @DBO 827-2286Thu Jan 09 1992 20:577
    This is to Jose Chaves.
    
    Your nodes are unreachable from here right now so I can't mail you and
    as it's time to go home thought I'd reach you this way.
    
    The course DEClan is on is TCP/IP training. Don't know which building.
    Anyway, DEClan is reading his mail and says he will try to contact you. 
32.728I found Declan16337::CHAVESBenfica &amp; United will win the doubleFri Jan 10 1992 18:1015
    Oh, what a great result. It was such a shock that the earth shook
    as far away as Ireland. Its believed some people were left speechless,
    most notably: scousers. (where are you, Cunno?). Come round 3 on 
    Wednesday and whatever spirit Leeds has left will be history......
    
    On another front...Declan just called me. I'll be meeting him tonight
    after work and we'll head into Boston for a few pints of something.
    Anyone else in the area want to join us? Call or send mail.
    
    ...and don't worry. I'll make sure he doesn't miss his morning
    flight out of here, even though he supports the wrong team. After
    the first few pints I'll try to talk some football sense into 
    head and who knows? We could have a brand new Manc fan.
    
    JC
32.729United to win.TRUCKS::SANTFri Jan 10 1992 18:5324
    
    	Tomorrow's game v. Everton looms and I am confident that we
    	can put the Toffees away perhaps 2- or 3-0. Everton have quite
    	a good record against us recently in the League, but they seem
    	to be very erratic this season - good performances followed	
    	by disappointing ones.
    
    	United on the other hand have bounced back from the disaster
    	on Jan.1 to push Leeds out of the League Cup and get back on
    	the winning trail when so many were predicting a total collapse
    	of confidence and performance. The follow-up to the QPR nightmare 
    	seems to have confirmed United's determination to grind on
    	inexorably to the ultimate goal, and I expect an Everton side 
    	perhaps already facing the reality of conceeded this seasons title 
    	race and looking to the Cup for success will not stand in United's 
    	way.
    
    	Everton have, recently, improved sufficiently to make this a 
    	potentially tricky game for United, but after the outstanding
    	performance on Wednesday I'm hopeful of a good result.
    
    	United 3-0 Everton  Giggs, Bruce, McClair to score.
    
    	Andy.
32.730wishful thinkingKERNEL::HAWLEYIprophet of Mu MuFri Jan 10 1992 19:0810
    
    United to lose 2-1, get knocked out of the cup by Leeds and be
    relegated after Luton thrash Leeds 8-0 to squeeze Man U into the 
    relegation zone.
    
    oh well, everyone is allowed to dream...
    
    Ian.
    :-)
    
32.731SUBURB::INV_LIBRARYWho hell he?!?Fri Jan 10 1992 19:174
    
    Dreaming indeed! I think 12-0 is far more realistic.
    
    jeff ;')
32.732DUCK::NAGLEJFri Jan 10 1992 19:194
    
    I think Everton may just squeeze through as the victors.
    
    JN.
32.733Maybe the trains from London broke down GALVIA::SPAINThere's always the U.S.Fri Jan 10 1992 19:225
    
    One question, I noticed a lot of empty seats in the United end on Wed
    night.  I thought the game was a complete sell out?  Anyone know why?
    
    Gary.
32.734SegregatedMINDER::MACDONALDIMUFC ECWC ChampionsFri Jan 10 1992 20:087
    re : last
    
    >> empty seats on Wed
    
    Probably due to segregation!!!!????
    
    Mac
32.735RE :- .13.733 What sort of talking point is this..!!OPG::TONYFri Jan 10 1992 20:5716
> One question, I noticed a lot of empty seats in the United end on Wed
> night.  I thought the game was a complete sell out?  Anyone know why?

> Gary.

Its quite amazing the sort of useless statements we get in this topic that come
from obvious United haters...

Is this the best you can do..!!

For your information both clubs did NOT sell their full allocation of tickets.


Perhaps we are both bored with each other..but no doubt you know better...!

Tony
32.736how to look an idiot in 1 easy stepKERNEL::HAWLEYIprophet of Mu MuFri Jan 10 1992 21:0011
    > Its quite amazing the sort of useless statements we get in this 
    > topic that come from obvious United haters...
    
    
    nice own goal my son!
    Gary Spain is a united SUPPORTER i believe!
    
    is this a small case of paranoia on your side, mate?
    
    Ian.
    
32.738unwarranted and unfairESSB::BREESat Jan 11 1992 11:4317
    re: .735
    
    Hang on a bit Tony. Gary asked fair question and it was one that
    crossed my mind as well when watching the game on TV.
    
    Gary with all due respect is probably the most genuine noter here and
    does not stir the sh%t but often tries to prevent the stirring. (see
    his set hiddens!!) so.....
    
    
    
    
    
    ...lighten up.
    
    
    Paul
32.7392-0ESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptySat Jan 11 1992 14:155
32.740Good defence or good goalie?RULLE::APPELQVISTSat Jan 11 1992 14:5814
    
    Manchester United is the british club that have most supporters here in
    Sweden, and i am one of them. For many years now, Swedish Television
    have been showing English premier league football live on saturday
    afternoons, and quite often they are showing Manchester United.
    
    In my opinion, the weakest spot have always been the defence, but this
    year it seems to be of high standard. Is it because of Peter Smeichel
    in the goal (yes, i know learned he's not playing for Liverpool), or
    have the defensive line improved? Some other seasons, Manchester U have
    started good and then been playing worse and worse. I cinsearly hope
    that the good form will last the season out. 
    
    Mats
32.741Update on ScorersESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptySat Jan 11 1992 15:1632
32.743Back on TopESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptySat Jan 11 1992 22:467
32.744Three points hide the true story..TRUCKS::SANTMon Jan 13 1992 11:1327
    
    	Well I think we were fortunate again to pick up the three points
    	on Saturday. Everton could and should have been out of sight by
    	half time, yet their inability to take the chances allowed United
    	to nick it in the second half. Credit to the flying Ruski for what
    	by all accounts was another quality strike.
    
    	The nerves are beginning to jangle at OT, I think..two unconvincing
    	home performances in a row lead me to believe the crowd and the
    	pressure are getting to a few of the players. This week's two away
    	games (at Leeds in the Cup, at Notts. County next Saturday) should
    	give us the opportunity to get our composure back away from those
    	pressures.
    
    	Leeds' fantastic demolition of Sheff.Wed. yesterday was awesome,
    	and if anyone thought the championship race was over FORGET IT!!
    	They looked immense going forward, and only looked under pressure
    	for a few minutes following that ridiculous penalty decision
    	which temporarily brought Wednesday back to 1-2.
    
    	The Championship race is hotting up, with Liverpool beginning to
    	pull ahead of the chasing bunch into a clear third place, though
    	still with a lot to do to catch up.
    
    	This year it'll go all the way to the last series of games..
    
    	Andy.
32.745ASKFOR::HAIGHA vision of guerrilla goodness.Mon Jan 13 1992 11:308
    .736
    >                     -< how to look an idiot in 1 easy step >-
    
    
    	You seem to know an even quicker way.
    
    
    	Gary WAS trying to wind people up, look at the title of his note.
32.746Wembley Here we ComeESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyMon Jan 13 1992 13:0310
32.747Only the title was a windupGALVIA::SPAINThere's always the U.S.Mon Jan 13 1992 15:4614
    
    The title of my note was a wind up.  I couldn't resist it.  However my
    question was a serious one.  I was very surprised to see so many empty
    seats at a game involving the top 2 clubs in England this season.  Live
    television can take some of the blame but I wonder are there just too
    many matches.
    
    I had assumed when watching the game that the United fans must have
    been held up in traffic.  I'm still surprised that they failed to sell
    their allocation.  This is even more surprising when you conside that
    the 2 clubs were in dispute over the allocation of tickets to visiting
    supporters.
    
    Gary.
32.748Cups, cups and more cups......BRUMMY::MASONMon Jan 13 1992 15:4921
    I seriously think that we could do without this cup business. It only
    serves to increase our game-load along with the pressure on the players
    to perform. We don't need this at this stage of the race - - we already
    have two league games to pick up on and if we do go into the draw for
    the FA Cup on Wednesday night we will be well and truly stuffed.
    
    Speak to any United fan (and believe me I have) and they will tell you
    that the only thing that matters this season is the big one. Anything
    else would detract from what has been a major stumbling block for us.
    We are well on the way, but as many have noted time and time again,
    there is a very long way to go -- something which was convincingly
    pushed in our faces on Sunday afternoon by a nothing short of superb
    performance by an under-strength (or so they say..) Leeds team.
    
    However, we have to go forward. I know that we have the talent and
    physical strength to be able to cope with the challenges that lie ahead
    of us, lets just hope that the lads can stand up to it mentally.
    
    COME ON YOU RED
    
    J
32.749For sensitive souls - This is not a wind upGALVIA::SPAINThere's always the U.S.Mon Jan 13 1992 16:0417
    
    I had the misfortune to see a copy of The Sun on Friday.  In a big 2
    page spread Allan Clarke claims the curren tMan U side are better than
    anything Busby produced.  I nearly got sick.  The Sun has printed
    some ridiculous rubbish in the past but this takes the biscuit.
    
    While it is impossible to compare the great teams of the past with
    present day players Clarke could at leasthave picked a side that had
    won a few trophies.  Best, Law and Charlton are STILL probably better
    players than the current squad.
    
    It reminds me of an interview with Tommy Docherty.  A reporter hd
    claimed that Chris Waddle was a better player than Tom Finney and the
    Doc was asked for his opinion.  "Aye maybe he is but you've got to
    remember Tom Finney is over 60 years of age now"
    
    Gary.
32.750read all about it !BAHTAT::BLYTHEEe bah gum th's trouble at t'millMon Jan 13 1992 16:1011
    The Gutter press has to sensationalize things to sell papers. Allan
    Clarke (now 'between jobs') will have put his name to this rubbish, as
    did Emlyn Hughes in Wednesday's Mirror, calling Leeds United scum and
    filth etc etc - just the right thing to stir people up before a big
    game (incidentally, there were 2 arrests at Elland Road, and no trouble
    whatsoever, even though the home side had lost 3-1)
    
    The press prints some garbage, the trouble is, some people actually
    beleive it.
    
    jb.
32.751Cheap talk.TRUCKS::SANTMon Jan 13 1992 17:1525
    
    	Well said, jb..
    
    	I can assure you that here is one United supporter who firmly 
    	believes the great Busby team of the sixties were one of the
    	(however breifly..) greatest English sides of the modern era.
    
    	Other sides have sustained a greater strangle-hold of the
    	domestic game, ie. Liverpool in the late 70s and throughout the
    	80s, but the Law/Chalton/Best side was one of the most entertaining
    	I've ever seen.
    
    	The current United side are doing their best to achieve something
    	that has eluded us for many (25!) years, but there can be no
    	genuine comparison. 
    
    	Much the same can, and has, been said comparing the current Leeds
    	side to Revie's team, but again this is totally unrealistic and
    	unfair to the current group of players striving to carve their
    	own piece of history.
    
    	But then again, ex-players with an axe to grind and a buck to be
    	made will always cash in on their "experience"..
    
    	Andy.
32.752Gotcha???ESSB::BREEMon Jan 13 1992 17:166
    Gary,
    
    I'm surprised at you. I would have thought that once your IQ exceeded
    your age you didn't qualify to read the Sun.
    
    Paul
32.753Compare like with likeBAHTAT::BLYTHEEe bah gum th's trouble at t'millMon Jan 13 1992 17:2312
    On the Revie / Busby teams :-
    
    Norman 'Biter yer legs' hunter now summarizes for Radio Leeds and he
    says that the Revie team were better than the current one (13
    Internationals)  but the game today is played at such a pace, the
    'vintage' team would not be able to compete, and current sides are much
    fitter and more athletic, and (some) look after themselves more. The
    Revie / Busby sides were the best in their era, the Ferguson /
    Wilkinson sides have the ability to be the best now, and AN Other of
    Fulchester United may have the best side in 10 years time.
    
    jb.
32.754Honest.GALVIA::SPAINThere's always the U.S.Mon Jan 13 1992 18:287
    
    >I'm surprised at you. I would have thought that once your IQ exceeded
    >your age you didn't qualify to read the Sun.
    
    I didn't buy it.  I read somebody else's copy.
    
    Gary.
32.755Absolute Rubbish.ESSB::MCUNNIFFEd i g i t a lMon Jan 13 1992 18:5216
         <<< Note 32.749 by GALVIA::SPAIN "There's always the U.S." >>>
                -< For sensitive souls - This is not a wind up >-

    
    >>page spread Allan Clarke claims the curren tMan U side are better than
    >> anything Busby produced.  I nearly got sick.  The Sun has printed
    >> some ridiculous rubbish in the past but this takes the biscuit.
    
    
    I totally agree with you Gary, this curent Man Utd squad have yet to win
the championship and to compare them to Busby's side is pure rubbish. I wouldn't
be surprised if the sun were to claim that Mickey Phelan is a better player than
George Best was.                           =============
=========== 

      Cunno
32.756Robbo for England... (then I woke up!!)YUPPY::SEABURYSMon Jan 13 1992 19:516
    I'm surprised that Ian St John didn't pick Bryan Robson as man of the
    match yesterday...
    He was conspicuous by his absence!! 8-)
    
    Stew.
    
32.757Robbo's on the MendESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyMon Jan 13 1992 19:537
32.758UpdateESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyMon Jan 13 1992 20:0033
32.759WARNUT::PICKERINGSSimon PickeringTue Jan 14 1992 12:423
    re .757
    
    Robson scored in the 1-1 draw at OT against Bolton.
32.760Another former Manc disgraces himself.ESSB::MCUNNIFFEd i g i t a lTue Jan 14 1992 14:4110


     I see that the former Man Utd player Mickey Thomas has been charged with
distributing a fake 10 pound note. Thomas has been in custody for 24 hrs and
will appear before local magistrates this morning charged with distributing
counterfeit currency. Typical.............!!

       cunno
          
32.761Mickey DodgerESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyTue Jan 14 1992 14:576
32.762:^)ARRODS::OHAGANBThe Voodoo Rhythm DevilsTue Jan 14 1992 15:5610
    And Thomas was'nt the only Wrexham player guilty if other reports
    are to be believed. Perhaps George Graham could get Arsenal reinstated
    on the grounds that the Wrexham lads are a bunch of crims who were 
    also aided and abetted by one, namely the_man_in_black.
    
    Barry.
    
    p.s. What does the FA rule book say about forged tenners anyway?
    
    
32.763Oracle Sports NewsNEWOA::PALKTue Jan 14 1992 16:2813
    
    
    Wednesday Team News.
    
    	Robbo will not be playing, Fergie says he's not quite match ready.
    There is an unchanged side from the Everton match.
    
    	Strachen however is fit and will play.
    
    re. Micky Thomas. He has bailed and insists he is innocent
    
    	Chris
    
32.764Thomas the ForgerBAHTAT::BLYTHEEe bah gum th's trouble at t'millTue Jan 14 1992 17:365
    re last
    
    Mickey Thomas also played 3 games for Leeds United.
    
    jb.
32.765Oh, who cares anyway? 8-)TRUCKS::SANTTue Jan 14 1992 17:4811
    
    	He's played for lots of clubs..a real "journeyman"..but that's
    	immaterial when you can have a pop at your favourite club, eh
    	Martin? 8-)
    
    	He was always a bit of a spiv on the pitch, if I remember rightly.
    	Never did like him much at OT..spent too much time cheating and
    	conning refs. Skillful player though in his prime..
    
    	Andy.
    
32.767Puff the Welsh DragonWARNUT::PICKERINGSSimon PickeringTue Jan 14 1992 20:223
    When the court issued bail to Mickey Thomas, a condition was he kept
    away from the Wrexham apprentices! Makes you wonder what he gets up(to)
    with them!?
32.768Of all the fields in all of Wales, you had to walk into mine...YUPPY::SEABURYSTue Jan 14 1992 20:266
32.769R2ME2::HINXMANI'll just sit here and rustTue Jan 14 1992 20:467
	re .762

>    p.s. What does the FA rule book say about forged tenners anyway?

	That they should not be used when bribing referees???

	Tony
32.770not that he's missedXSTACY::PATTISONSeek.. Locate.. Exterminate...Tue Jan 14 1992 20:545

	Off the subject.. but
	Where's Jim Leighton now?

32.771DraculaGALVIA::SPAINThere's always the U.S.Tue Jan 14 1992 20:564
    
    Re -1, Jim Leighton is playing very well in goal for Reading.  
    
    Gary.
32.772Were they DudsESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyTue Jan 14 1992 21:1910
32.773mail the result please ?TROOA::PBLANEYAlpha, the final frontier.Wed Jan 15 1992 05:3610
    Could one of you fine gentlemen MAIL me the result of the game on
    Thursday. I rarely get into ye olde footy conference when you lot are
    at work (from over here, -5 hours), so I have to wait until at least
    after lunch, and a little old mail message gets here in jig time - with
    the appropriate result of course. I'll go for a tie, or a United win by
    a single goal. 
    
    Thanks
    
    Paul
32.774Martin's mateTROOA::PBLANEYAlpha, the final frontier.Wed Jan 15 1992 05:372
    I hear one of Martin's best mates is Bobby (of Bogota fame) Moore!
    -pb
32.775A Cracker on the CardsESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyWed Jan 15 1992 18:3112
32.7762-1 to Leeds.ESSB::MCUNNIFFEd i g i t a lWed Jan 15 1992 18:3913
  I'm going and hoping for a Leeds win tonight. I predict a margin of 2-0 with
two typical strikes, a cracker from  Dorigo free kick and a superb headed goal
from big Lee. It was bad enough for the Mancs to win last week but the thought
of them winning "the double" is beginning to send shivers down my spine. It 
would be a terrible experience for any Liverpool football fan to accept.

    Come on you Leeds


         Cunno
  

32.777Reds to win!SHAWB1::STOCKMANSWed Jan 15 1992 19:275
2 - 0 to Man.U or 3 - 1 to Man.U as said earlier in the Leeds note!

Poor poor cunno!!!! Concentrate your attentions on Liverpool me ole mate!!! HA!


32.778Surely it must be Leeds' turn?TRUCKS::SANTWed Jan 15 1992 19:3721
    
    	Well after predicting doom and gloom last week and being way off
    	the mark, I'll again go for a close Leeds win...surely they *must*
    	beat us some time..8-)
    
    	I'd be happy to see the FA Cup go by the board tonight provided we
    	can bring home the bacon in the League. We've a good chance of
    	making the League Cup final, so there's always that too. If we *do*
    	win the League, and I'm hoping this is our year, we'll not win all 
    	three competitions, so we may as well bow out of the FA Cup now and
    	save the heart-ache later on. On the other hand, beating Leeds
    	again in their own back-yard might just kill them off for this
    	season ;-)
    
    	There..I've already come to accept we'll lose tonight and it
    	doesn't bother me. 2-1 to Leeds. Hodge, McAllister and McClair to
    	get the goals.
    
    	But please..no replays..
    
    	Andy.
32.779Any Team NewsESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyWed Jan 15 1992 19:400
32.780DUCK::NAGLEJWed Jan 15 1992 19:554
    
    Man U. to get mullered tonight by Leeds. 
    
    JN.
32.781TREBLE!!!MACNAS::MHASSETTWed Jan 15 1992 20:208
    re .776.
    		What will Cunno do if the Mancs pull off the TREBLE of 
    	League,F.A.Cup and Rumblelows cup.????
    
    	I think we should be told!!!
    
    
    	Hass....
32.782United League ChampionsSUBURB::LEEAWed Jan 15 1992 20:2610
    A Prediction for tonight's game I believe it could possible
    be a 2-1 win . Mcclair and Giggs.
    
    If we do win I hope that between the Rumbelow's Cup and the F.A Cup
    we don't run out of steam to challenge the League.
    
    I belive that Number one in the League is better than winning the
    F.A. Cup.
    
    A.L.   
32.783Reds to run riot???BRUMMY::MASONWed Jan 15 1992 20:469
    I think the Reds will win 2-0 tonight. What Fergie recognised and what
    Sheffield Weds did not is the threat that Wallace and Chapman pose when
    they are allowed some space. We will close them down and effectively
    block off their main channels (sounds painful..). Bruce, Pallister and
    Parker will rule the roost.
    
    Scorers? I go for Kanchelskis and my man Sparkey.
    
    J
32.7843-1 No problemMINDER::MACDONALDIMUFC ECWC ChampionsWed Jan 15 1992 20:519
    
    
    The MIGHTY REDS to yet again inflict another crushing blow against the
    'yorky puds' brigade.
    
    MAN UTD to win by the same margine as last week, 3-1. Hughes, Bruce and
    Kan for Man Utd, and Strachan for Leeds.
    
    Mac
32.785Cunno is a Manc at HeartESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyWed Jan 15 1992 21:159
32.786Another Fluke.ESSB::MCUNNIFFEd i g i t a lThu Jan 16 1992 01:5715

   Leeds 0 Mancs 1 (Hughes)
One of the worst travesties of justice that I have witnessed on the soccer
field in a long time. If this had been Liverpool, it would be hard to accept.
Leeds totally dominant in the first half and the Mancs go in 1 up.I felt so 
sorry for them. Still Leeds have the League to concentrate on and hopefully big
Lee will make a full recovery.
The thought of the Mancs winning the double or treble is beginning to cross my
mind. Liverpool won the double in 1986 with sheer class from Nicol, Hansen,
Lawrenson, Molby, Johnson, Rush, Beglin, Dalglish, etc and to think that this
crowd from Manchester could do the same makes the mind boggle.

   Disgruntled,
         Cunno
32.787ASKFOR::HAIGHA vision of guerrilla goodness.Thu Jan 16 1992 10:441
    United win again eh, anybody got a match report.
32.788Leeds 0-1 United...a more balanced opinion 8-)TRUCKS::SANTThu Jan 16 1992 11:2153
32.789treble?ESSB::BREEThu Jan 16 1992 11:3311
    I was very disappointed with Hansen's moaning. If he wanted Leeds to
    win he should have said so at the beginning instead of whining all
    through.
    
    It was pointed out some notes back that Chapman would find it a
    different story from the game against Sheffield Wednesday and he surely
    did.
    
    Elated,
    
    Paul
32.790Chapman for Victory crossSYSTEM::STEVENSONJudge Paul Rendall presides !!!!!!!Thu Jan 16 1992 12:3216
	That champion chap Lee-chapper-Chapman has chipped his wrist..


	Apparently he may well be out for 3 MONTHS, coming back in May
	he'll only get to play:-

		NORWICH on May 2      *8[

	Certainly a sad loss for Leeds, but that's the name of the game..

	Man U go to the Dell for the Next round, I can never predict
	how S'hampton will play on the day, very weird side....


			Cheers Al.
32.791GALVIA::SPAINThere's always the U.S.Thu Jan 16 1992 13:0211
    
    I thought Leeds played the better football in the first half and were
    certainly unlucky to be 1 down.  however it was bad finishing and good
    defence rather than bad luck that denied them.
    
    This was a n excellent win for United however any talk of a treble is
    premature.  If they continue to progress in the FA Cup this will lead
    to a fixture pile up.  They'll be playing 2 vital games a week between
    now and May.
    
    Gary. 
32.793United's remaining league games...WELLIN::BULLARDCharlie's retired 9-NOV-1989 !!Thu Jan 16 1992 14:149
Following Manchester United's recent successes in 
the matches  with Leeds are there any other United
supporters who would be quite happy to see our remaining
league fixtures to be all away to Leeds !!!! 


Common on the lads

regards Mark
32.792What a con!!YUPPY::SEABURYSThu Jan 16 1992 14:1927
    Just what I've come to expect form manc supporters...
    
    Alan hanson wasn't moaning... rather giving a realistic view of how the
    game went...
    
    After last night, the "lucky" Arsenal tag must now rest around the neck
    of Man United, who somehow managed to scrape through to the fourth
    round after being totally dominated by Leeds in every area of the field
    throughout the game.
    Leeds were guilty of some abismal finishing, namely Hodge, Champman
    (twice), but the mancs had ALL the luck, especially when the ball hit 
    Pallister in the last few minutes, and the same player bundled Chapman
    over without even looking like he was going to get the ball...
    The latter led to Chapman's unfortunate injury, which could see him out
    of the side for 3 months...
    
    The mancs defence, which apparently the best in the country, was torn
    apart time after time, and it made me wonder whether they were
    playing!! This proved that the QPR result was no one-off, and surely
    would have been repeated but for a lack in conviction in Leeds
    finishing...
    
    All in all a totally unjust result, and the wrong team into the next
    round.
    
    Stew.
    
32.794:-)KERNEL::HAWLEYIprophet of Mu MuThu Jan 16 1992 16:177
    
    I hear a report that Schmiecal was seen returning to Elland Road in the
    early hours of this morning and removing a sheet of perspex from 
    the goalmouth. is this how he managed to keep out the better team?
    i think we should be told.
    Ian.
    
32.795some ramblingsMIACT::RANKINEThu Jan 16 1992 16:2827
    SO what if Leeds had all the chances, what counts is who takes them.
    Sparky took one and scored, leeds didnt..result Leeds 0 MUFC 1.
    
    How any Liverpool fan can accuse MU of being lucky in the method of how
    they won last night, is either very biased/bitter or has a very short
    memory.  Liverpool, like any good team, play important games in the
    manner required to win, not neccessarily entertain. The important thing
    is to not lose, as MUFC did last night.
    
    Pallister did not 'barge' Chapman...you will see in on of the replays
    that the injury was caused by the awkward way Lee feel on his arm..it
    looked very painful.  Its amazing that with x number of replays of the
    same incident, that such diverse views exist.  I thought that hansen
    said that Pallister made it difficult for Chapman to get a clear header
    of the ball, he did not suggest that he barged him or was malicious in
    any way.
    
    I thought MU's midfield was poor, Webb and Ince were not effective, but
    Pallister gets more impresseive everytime I see him...he has played for
    England before is he featured in Taylors plans for future
    internationals ??.
    
    With all the fixtures that MU have coming up, and Leeds squad starting
    to suffer injuries to their relatively small squad, and key players
    returning for Liverpool, the League race looks very exciting.
    
    Paul
32.796Sour GrapesESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyThu Jan 16 1992 16:3811
32.797you,ll never beat unitedDOOZER::OPERATORThu Jan 16 1992 17:3711
    
    Cast your minds back to the league game at Elland Road when
    UTD.dominated the game and came away with a draw,the same thing
    happened last night with Leeds dominating bits of the game.UTD.defended
    well I thought and Leeds slipped up and gave a goal away.....its
    a funny old game.Looking at UTD critically here are a few of my
    views.SHERMICHAL looked a bit shacky on crosses WEBB wanted to much
    time and found it hard to get into stride with HODGE snapping at
    him GIGGS kept slipping over PALLISTER played well in defence but
    gave the ball away to much coming forward.It,ll be a funny game
    to predict against the saints.
32.798QETOO::CHAVESLeeds: Its over but the cryingThu Jan 16 1992 18:149
    
    I heard this from an Arsenal fan:
    
    "The problem I find with United supporters is that they think
     the Mancs have a devine right to win the league."
    
    Sounds more like something Martin would say. Doesn't it?
    
    JC
32.799Help please..BRUMMY::MASONThu Jan 16 1992 20:048
    I am going to the Notts County match on Saturday. Can anybody help me
    out with directions on how to get there and possible parking tips?
    
    I would be much obliged.
    
    Thanks
    
    J
32.800Err...it's five years since I've parked there.PANIC::ANDERSONThe 'Pies have gone coldThu Jan 16 1992 20:2820
    
    Julie,
    
    I presume that you are travelling from Birmingham, and M42 ?
    
    In which case at the end of the M42 follow the signs for the A453 (to
    Nottingham surprisingly !) - I'm not sure whether or not you have to go
    on to the M1 for one junction.
    
    Then head for West Bridgford, and over Trent Bridge, ignoring the
    well-appointed ground on the south side of the river (F*@!%T's). follow
    signs for the City, as as you see Meadow Lane on your right, move to
    turn right at the next lights, into County Road. from there you can
    park either in the Cattle Market, or on Meadow Lane itself (past the
    ground).
    
    Rob
    
    PS. Don't expect anything too luxurious ;-), but the car should be
    safe.
32.801SOOOOO gooood!TROOA::PBLANEYAlpha, the final frontier.Thu Jan 16 1992 20:5526
    Thnaks for the mail message Andy. 
    
    Great result - all great teams win even when they are apparently
    out-played. The history books will show United won - and ~I don't care
    how many were cleared off the line - he missed, may as well been by a
    mile - it didn't get by our 'lucky' defence. 
    
    Oh yes, Martin, Cunno, read new name = Grapes, as in sour. Sure we have
    a divine right to win the league - we are the greatest club in the
    world, and why not!!! Hey, if (when) we win the league, we'll have
    earned it, just like looneypool did.
    
    Now we'll see how Fergie does. His job is to keep this going, using all
    of that large squad HE assembled in order to win this thing. The best
    thing that can happen is we win our next game (for the rest of the
    season). With the players United have, surely 2 trophies this year is
    a reality. Liverpool are making good moves, but if they stay in the
    cup, they too, without depth, will be derailed. United can give 14
    players two games a week - a players delight, especially when you're
    winning like we are!!!
    
    I gotta talk the missus into letting me use flyer points to get over
    for the final(s), or the game that clinches the title - second last
    game of the fixture list I'd say!! What a party that will be.
    
    Paul
32.802The truth comes outFORTY2::ROBERTSONThat's me in the cornerThu Jan 16 1992 21:0513
re -.1

> United can give 14 players two games a week

Aha!!!

So That's how they do it.

12 men on the field, and 2 subs

The truth's beginning to come out now ;-)

Al
32.803Aston Villa postponed game on WednesdaySHAWB1::STOCKMANSFri Jan 17 1992 12:3215
A little snippet of info for y'all!!!!

United's postponed home match against Aston Villa will take place at O.T this
coming Wednesday the 22nd January, kick-off at 20:00.

Erm...... ok!

United to beat County 3 - 0 tomorrow.




Si....


32.804Wednesday night hangover...YUPPY::SEABURYSFri Jan 17 1992 13:4810
    re .798
    
    It's true!! Most of my family are manc supporters (though I don't
    usually admit this!!) and they DO think United have a divine right to
    win the title... Serious attitude problem!!
    
    County to scrape a draw tomorrow...
    
    Stew.
    
32.805here sheepy sheepyBLKPUD::WATTERSONPOne more mint Mr President ?Fri Jan 17 1992 14:025
    Re .804
    
    Ahhh, you're not a souser then - there's NO Mancs in Liverpool ?
    
    Paul
32.806But a short drive awayYUPPY::SEABURYSFri Jan 17 1992 14:299
    re .805
    
    Paul,
    
    Don't cousins count as family??
    They live in Manchester...
    
    Stew.
    
32.807STUFFINGSUBURB::HALLMFri Jan 17 1992 16:107
    A prediction for tomorrow match against county.
    
    United 6  County 0
    
    How's about that then.
    
    A.L.
32.808Not a pushoverBAHTAT::BLYTHEEe bah gum th's trouble at t'millFri Jan 17 1992 17:3410
    A more accurate result tomowrrow may be a 1-1 draw - County aren't a
    pushover, and Man U won't be as fired up as they were midweek. 
    
    The Manc defence had a good night on Wed, but the midfield wasn't all
    it should have been. The wide men didn't do much (apart from create a
    goal :-( ), as the midfield wasn't supplying them.
    
    Leeds will still be top tomorrow night.
    
    jb.
32.809Sportsmanship is not evident at Elland RoadESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyFri Jan 17 1992 17:4113
32.810On or OffESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyFri Jan 17 1992 17:466
32.811ConfirmationOPG::TONYFri Jan 17 1992 18:216
Brian
The Forest tie away on the 29th is OFF..
NO new date has been set as yet...


Tony
32.812European Championships '92 DrawYUPPY::SEABURYSFri Jan 17 1992 18:5417
    Group 1
    -------
    SWEDEN
    FRANCE
    YUGOSLAVIA
    ENGLAND
    
    Group 2
    -------
    HOLLAND
    SCOTLAND
    CIS (Commonwealth of Independant States)
    GERMANY
    
    
    Stew.
    
32.813Looking GoodESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyFri Jan 17 1992 20:2512
32.814what, eh ??MIACT::RANKINEFri Jan 17 1992 20:269
    re -1
    
    Stew,
    
    Is that a prediction, or reality..I thought the draw was on Saturday ??
    
    Paul
    
    County 1  MUFC 2
32.8151-1 DrawESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyMon Jan 20 1992 12:4211
32.816County 1 UNITED 1BRUMMY::MASONMon Jan 20 1992 13:3020
    United put in another disappointing performance on Saturday (re:
    1/1/92) against a County side who were nothing like the one we met on
    the opening day of the season. They were pacey and imaginative. Their
    number 5 (sorry, name??) totally tore apart our midfield which
    consisted of a heavy looking Neil Webb and a totally overworked Paul
    Ince (where was the support lads??). Kanchelskis and Giggs were largely
    ineffective due to County's man-to-man marking, something which Giggs
    had never experienced and it showed. Tempers were frayed and he was
    taken off late in the second half largely for his own safety.
    
    Schmeichal (sp?) played a blinder apart from the penalty incident which
    I couldn't see from where I was standing. However, all I will say on
    the subject of that incident, along with Sparky's disallowed goal AND
    the penalty incident at the other end of the park, is that the Ref and
    the linesman had a diabolical game.
    
    Wednesday sees the return of Robson to shore up the midfield. All I can
    say is "Welcome Home Bryan".
    
    J
32.817The bandwagon is off the rails... for the time beinmgYUPPY::SEABURYSMon Jan 20 1992 16:029
    re .804
    
    Nice to see I can predict the odd result every now and again... 8-)
    
    Though, from the sound of it United were lucky to get a point, thanks
    to a rather dubious refereeing decision... (surely not!!??!!)
    
    Stew.
    
32.818WARNUT::PICKERINGSSimon PickeringMon Jan 20 1992 17:037
    >Though, from the sound of it United were lucky to get a point, thanks
    >to a rather dubious refereeing decision... (surely not!!??!!)
    
    Actually, the referee didn't award the penalty to County until the
    linesman, in his prominent position miles from the play, flagged.
    
    Looks like both penalties were dubious.
32.819a point was called, we'll take itTROOA::PBLANEYAlpha, the final frontier.Mon Jan 20 1992 21:4714
    Take the point. 
    
    re:-*, Brian, is this not our make up game ? therefore where does the
    game in hand come in after Villa - thought we only had one ?
    
    Seems we are not up to scratch right now - if we can still keep getting
    points we'll pull out of this. Nothing short of a win (2-0) vs. Villa
    will be good enough - a tie at worst. We must keep about 8-10 points
    between us and those nasty scousers  - they are coming along well right
    now. The fixture changes  look good for January now. We need a point vs
    Arsenal and a win vs Wednesday, and that will put us in a great
    position. What, must be only 11/12 games left after that ?
    
    -pb
32.820ScorersESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyMon Jan 20 1992 22:3034
32.821 MACNAS::MHASSETTTue Jan 21 1992 12:263
    RE Last,
    		Brian, Mark Hughes should be credited with 1 F.A.Cup goal
    		scored against Leeds.
32.822ThanksESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyTue Jan 21 1992 14:0836
32.823BSB near the Solent?FLAT::JONESTue Jan 21 1992 15:138
    Does anyone know of any pubs in the Fareham/Soton area ie within
    striking distance of the Digital Solent office, showing BSB satellite
    football.
    
    I'd like to see the cup-tie vs Soton next Monday, but can't get a
    ticket.
    
    Paul Jones
32.824Robbo ReturnsESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyTue Jan 21 1992 17:2313
32.825United to go back on top tonight...TRUCKS::SANTWed Jan 22 1992 14:0521
    
    	United take on Villa tonight at OT in the re-arranged fixture
    	from Christmas. United *must* win tonight - we may have games
    	in hand over Leeds, but we need to convert them into points.
    
    	Saturday's result was at best "satisfactory". Leeds dropping two
    	more points at home took the sting out of our draw, and the
    	chasing group all made up some of their recent lost ground, with
    	Liverpool, City and Wednesday all winning.
    
    	So three points tonight will consolidate our lead. 
    
    	I'll go for United to win 2-0.
    
    	I'm also still hopeful of getting a ticket to The Dell next Monday.
    	If you're reading this, PH, just DO IT!!  8-)
 	
    	Anyone else in here going along?
    
    	Andy. 
                            
32.826ASKFOR::HAIGHA vision of guerrilla goodness.Wed Jan 22 1992 14:237
    
    	Hi Andy,
    
    		I'll be watching it on Sky, with my Soton scarf on. ;-)
    
    
    			Steve
32.827Mr Angry returnsBAHTAT::BLYTHEEe bah gum th's trouble at t'millWed Jan 22 1992 17:036
    Mr Angry (les Sealey) should be in the Villa team for tonight's game.
    Robson is expected to start - he is needed to shore up the midfield.
    The result will be close, I hope Radio 5 will have commentary.
    
    jb (temporary Villa fan)
    
32.828Robbo is BackESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyWed Jan 22 1992 17:147
32.829I'll be listening..TRUCKS::SANTWed Jan 22 1992 19:239
    
    	jb, R5 will almost certainly carry coverage at OT tonight, their
    	midweek sports prog. is a must. Let's hope Mr.Angry chucks one in
    	for us too - then maybe he'll get real mad and kill *every-body*!
                
    	Steve, don't have any nasty accidents wearing that scarf, will
    	you..  8-)
    
    	Andy.
32.830Come on Villa !BLKPUD::WATTERSONPOne more mint Mr President ?Wed Jan 22 1992 19:395
    
    I hate to admit it, but I'll be at Old Trafford tonight - stay tuned
    for a totally unbiased report tomorrow.......
    
    Paul
32.831UNITED 2 Villa 1..?BRUMMY::MASONWed Jan 22 1992 20:1211
    UNITED to beat Villa 2-1 tonight, the goals coming from Robson and
    McClair for UNITED, and probably Yorke for the Villa.
    
    I have a fiver riding on this game (with Keith Morton from Sales in
    Birmingham), so COME ON YOU REDS!
    
    J
    
    PS re-32.830 I too will be at O.T. tonight -- I look forward to
    comparing both of our totally unbiased reports...could be interesting.
    
32.832Must be hard work playing so many games...YUPPY::SEABURYSWed Jan 22 1992 20:314
    Villa to stuff the mancs 3-1 tonight...
    
    Stew.
    
32.833Scousers at O.T.ESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyWed Jan 22 1992 20:3313
32.834I'm doing it for the moneyBLKPUD::WATTERSONPOne more mint Mr President ?Wed Jan 22 1992 20:4015
    
    Re .833
    
>>It's good to see that you have finally seen the light. Don't forget to buy
>>a United scarf before you go in. 
    
    United ?? - I've borrowed a claret and blue scarf and I'm still working
    on my best Brummie accent ........
    
>>Are you doing this for a bet or what. 
    
    Well... now that you mention it... Mr Stockman will be buying the
    beer....won't you Si ?
    
    Paul
32.835Utd to win 3 -1SHAWB1::STOCKMANSWed Jan 22 1992 20:4010
RE .831

Hi Julie,

The chap who entered note .830 was coming along with Bernie & me tonight but
putting `Come on Villa' as the subject!!! He's going in the away end now!!!

I suppose we could throw him in the `Disco' in the Stretford end!!!

Simon...
32.836PEKING::NAGLEJWed Jan 22 1992 20:578
    
    Villa will Mullah Man United tonight and Mark Hughes will
    get 9.9 for artistic impression.
    
    Cheers mate.
    
    Nigel Kennedy.
    
32.837Mancs scrape it.BAHTAT::BLYTHEEe bah gum th's trouble at t'millThu Jan 23 1992 17:5810
    The Mancs won 1-0 with a Hughes goal on 48'. Radio 5 says they scraped
    it, but the game is all about winning. Robson aggravated his injury,
    and is doubtfful for the next x weeks.
    
    The upshot of this is the Mancs have temporarily gone to the top of the
    table, 2 points ahead of Leeds United, still with a game in hand. There
    is still a lot of the season to go, so expect the leadership to change
    between Leeds United and Man Utd a lot !
    
    jb.
32.838XSTACY::KMCGRATHThu Jan 23 1992 18:456
And Mark Hughes is still auditioning for the Russian Ballet Group
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            0     0
               >  
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32.839Everton take the Stretford End !BLKPUD::WATTERSONPOne more mint Mr President ?Thu Jan 23 1992 18:4633
    
    Man Utd   1-0   Aston Villa   att 45,000ish
    
    An excellant crowd on a freezing cold night - shame the game couldn't
    live up to it. Utd dropped Giggs to the subs bench and brought back the
    sad figure of Bryan 'capt cripple' Robson and made hard work of beating
    a very average Villa.
    
    The first half was a dull affair with most of the game compressed into
    the midfield - there were few chances, Daley looked dangerous for
    Villa, but the closest to a goal was from Man Utd when a scrabble in
    the goal ended with Bruce getting barged into the net and Sealey
    clinging onto the ball - the ref ignored the penalty appeals. 
    
    The second half was slightly better, Hughes took his goal well after
    Webb put him clear with a good cross. The closest Villa game to scoring
    was when Dalien Atkinson (I think) was through and he appeared to be
    held back by Pallister - the ref ignored it at first, but the linesman
    drew his attention to the offence. I thought Atkinson dived, but if the
    ref gave the free-kick, surely he had to send Pallister off.
    
    Overall Man Utd deserved their win, but you could sense the tension
    around the ground and I'm sure they'll start dropping points at home if
    they continue like this. Villa were disappointing, especially after
    they'd conceeded the goal - they seemed happy with a 1-0 defeat. On the
    plus side for Man Utd, Pallister was outstanding again and their
    midfield (except Robson, who did nothing but his human combine
    harvester impression !!)looked very strong. On the minus side, they
    looked very limited in attack without Giggs, Kanchelskis was
    brilliantly marked out of the game by the Villa Left back (Ekocku ??)
    and without his contribution, they created few chances.
    
    Paul (trying to be unbiased) 
32.840United Lead Division 1ESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyThu Jan 23 1992 19:1419
32.8411 - 0 Fair result.SHAWB1::STOCKMANSThu Jan 23 1992 19:2415
A little note about the program for last nights game.

It was the very same program dated December 1991 which is when the game should
have been played but had a little insert with a few notes from fergie to make up
for it! Not arf!

I'll have to agree with watty's totally unbaised match report.

United did deserve the win though. Robbo looked well out of it & struggled in my
opinion to keep up with the game.

Still, we're top now & there to stay. Sorry LEEDS!!!!


Simon....
32.842RIGHTO::HAIGHA vision of guerrilla goodness.Thu Jan 23 1992 19:3512
> How can you report on a game when you don't even know the players names. 
    
    ?
    
>They showed over an hour of the game on UTV last night and United won
    
    	Obviously putting you in a much better position to comment on the
    game than someone who was there! You should try GOING to the occasional
    game.
    
    
    		Steve
32.843Cruel - but ( maybe ) fairYUPPY::PANESJacques OeufThu Jan 23 1992 19:393
re .842

  Ouch
32.844United 1 - 0 Aston VillaTRUCKS::SANTThu Jan 23 1992 19:4428
32.845It's better live, but ...BAHTAT::BLYTHEEe bah gum th's trouble at t'millThu Jan 23 1992 19:4718
    Going to the match is the thing to do, but it isn't always practical. I
    go to all Leeds home matches, living in Leeds makes that quite easy. I
    also go to Burnley matches when this is possible (Leeds away / playing
    on Sunday and no Steam Specials on the Settle & Carlisle !). I also
    like watching footie on the box - especially Leeds games at Elland Road
    - it gives me a different angle on the game, and I can see the buildup
    to goals going in at the South Stand end - I can't see a lot of
    goalmouth action from my seat in the NE stand near the corner flag !
    
    You need to be at the ground for the atmosphere though.
    
    The Manc fans at OT do seem to be touchy and expect success - the crowd
    at Elland Road is sometimes like that, and were a little quiet on
    Saturday - hopefully they will find their voice a week Saturday, and a
    victory will be recorded at Elland Road, the first since the end of
    November !
    
    jb.
32.846league Cup PANIC::ANDERSONThe 'Pies have gone coldThu Jan 23 1992 20:029
   jb.
  
>>    Saturday - hopefully they will find their voice a week Saturday, and a
>>    victory will be recorded at Elland Road, the first since the end of
>>    November !
  
    Underestimate The 'Pies at your peril !!
    
    Rob
32.847Success...!!!OPG::TONYThu Jan 23 1992 20:1228
 Re -last

    >The Manc fans at OT do seem to be touchy and expect success - the crowd
    >at Elland Road is sometimes like that, and were a little quiet on
    >Saturday - hopefully they will find their voice a week Saturday, and a
    >victory will be recorded at Elland Road, the first since the end of
    >November !

John -Perhaps you can elaborate on the above...?? What do you mean by touchy and
expect success...!!

We no doubt want as much success as any other football team in the country.
We are always critisized that we have this divine right to the championship..
That is utter rubbish.We all start with the same expectations
every August dont we..?? and that is to succeed in as many competitions as 
possible and I think Leeds do the same be it winning the Championship or the Cups

Most OT regulars will tell you that what we dont like is when we dont make a
worth while challenge in any of the competitions...The stature of the club
demands that we are serious challengers...Its when we are not, that it affects us.
I am not saying that we are going to win everything or anything..but one thing
is for sure come next season we will again be there supporting in our thousanda
cheering the lads on...even if we dont succeed..!!

I am sure next May regardless of what happens Leeds and Man Utd will have some 
great memories of this season..

Tony
32.848"A final comment..."BRUMMY::MASONThu Jan 23 1992 20:1534
    Just to add a couple more comments to the various reports on the Villa
    game.
    
    BLYTHE: "Robson aggravated his injury".. he sure did, all down to some
    diabolically late tackling - he really was atrocious in that
    department. However, in his favour he did add body to a rather week
    midfield and who can deny his motivational power.
    
    And in reply to Paul's match report, Daley looked as dangerous as Les
    Sealey on tranqs. Don't get me wrong, I am a great fan of Daley's speed
    and sometime ingenuity in the box, but last night he was all steam and
    nothing else. Sure he did power his way past Irwin quite a few times
    but he just didn't have a clue what to do next and, more often than
    not, ended up making a mess of what looked like a promising attack for
    Villa.
    
    Apart from the above, I thought that McClair was excellent -- he was
    moving about everywhere and made a couple of excellent runs down the
    wing left empty by Giggs. Also, Hughes looked as though Fergie had
    given him a good talking to - he looked strong and moved well on the
    ball, and his goal was taken with typical Hughes alacrity.
    
    On the Villa side, McGrath had a good game and Sealey made some good
    saves, but they looked nothing like the Villa team that demolished
    Spurs in the Cup.
    
    Not a classic win by any stretch of the imagination, but the resulting
    3 points in the bag will do me.
    
    J
    
    PS- Simon, sorry about not meeting up, we got stuck on the M6. See you
    at the next home game?
    
32.849If anyone kan, Andy kan.PEKING::DAVIESGThu Jan 23 1992 20:5210
    Down here in the sunny(?) south, Thames showed about 40 minutes of the
    match, and i just thought i'd add how excellent I thought the move with
    Webb and Kanchelskis was (where Webb was being crowded by two Villa
    defenders and neatly chipped the ball over their heads for Kanchelskis
    to back-kick it into the Villa area. It's just a pity nothing else came
    from the move, because it would have been something else.
    Anyway, 1-0 is good enough for me. (3 points innit?)
    
    Greg...
    
32.850SHAWB1::STOCKMANSThu Jan 23 1992 21:004
A good move it was too!!!!!


Si....
32.851Bruce replacement ?TROOA::PBLANEYAlpha: deja vu all over againThu Jan 23 1992 21:388
    Lads - being a little out of touch - can Parker fill in for Bruce ? Is
    that his real position ?, or will my pal Mal get in for 6 weeks. Looks
    like that large squad is now going to put to good use. Also, what about
    that Martin chap - still with the club ? Could he fill in ?
    
    3 points is 3 points, anyway you get 'em!
    
    Paul
32.852Only onr team in ManchesterESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyThu Jan 23 1992 22:1814
32.853Mid-T?.)(#$sMACNAS::VBLAKEThu Jan 23 1992 23:128
    
    
    	Brian,
    
    	What's this mid-twenties lark, or was it typo?
    
    	Vinnie.   :-)
    
32.854Bruce likely to be out for 6 weeks.TRUCKS::SANTFri Jan 24 1992 12:3413
    
    	On the Steve Bruce problem..
    
    	I understand Bruce requires a hernia op which will put him out for
    	6 weeks. Donaghy looks likely to get a chance and with Parker too,
    	I feel we have adequate cover at centre-half, although Bruce will
    	be sorely missed. If Parker does move inside, Irwin will likely
    	switch to right-back (also covered by Phelan..) and Blackmore can
    	get a run at left-back.
    
    	Not disasterous by any means, although not ideal either..
    
    	Andy.
32.855Mal's the ManESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyFri Jan 24 1992 19:4215
32.856Sparkey nears Double FiguresESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyFri Jan 24 1992 20:2035
32.857TROOA::PBLANEYAlpha: deja vu all over againFri Jan 24 1992 21:4121
    Agreed about the style change - I see that having to happen anyway, and
    it would not be that bad - we have some tough games coming up, and a
    change in style for a few games will keep the opposition's game plan
    questionable (like marking Giggs or Hughes out of the game).
    
    I really like Donaghy coming back in plus a few other changes. It makes
    for a better club. It keeps players sharp. This could be a lift for the
    team for a while as the drab February month comes, and that
    championship end (May) seems so far away.
    
    re: Brian, I have supported United all my life, yet NEVER seen them
    play. Consider yourself lucky! When I lived over there it was not so
    common to go acrss - now my brother goes all the time! Enough to make
    me think about coming back. Any jobs there ???!!!!! (Such is the
    typical passion for United supporters)
    
    The Southampton game should be good. United made too much of the league
    game at the Dell ,just winning. I still call this one, 2-1 to United. A
    replay is no disaster either.
    
    Paul
32.858Branfoot out! Branfoot out!SUBURB::ABSOLOMTRevengeMon Jan 27 1992 15:448
    This is a very important game tonight. If we win, it will keep the
    confidence bubbling nicely, whereas defeat will start the nervous
    twitching movements of recent seasons.
    
    Pally to snuff out Shearer, Webb to outshine Le Tissier, 2-0, McClair
    with both.
    
    Tony
32.859Clive Allen - bargain of the seasonYUPPY::SEABURYSMon Jan 27 1992 15:557
    Should be a good game tonight...
    
    2-2 I reckon, Shearer with both So'ton goals, and whoever for the
    mancs...
    
    Stew.
    
32.860SHAWB1::STOCKMANSMon Jan 27 1992 16:476
It will indeed be a tight game tonight.

United to win 1 - 0, failing that a replay at OT!


Si...
32.861Dump the Mancs.ESSB::MCUNNIFFEd i g i t a lMon Jan 27 1992 16:5012

     I hope the Mancs are stuffed by S'ton tonight. Utd. have had their share of
luck this season and hopefully the saints will get the breaks tonight. My initial
hope would be that the Saints win and that it will be a really tough battle and
maybe Utd will pick up some more injuries. 1-0 to S'ton with Shearer to get the
goal.

      Come on you Saints

               Cunno    

32.8621-0 will doESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyMon Jan 27 1992 17:368
32.863....bad tasteLEMAN::BURKHALTERMon Jan 27 1992 17:428
    re: -1
    
    Cunno,
           There's no doubting your a great Liverpool supporter, but
        I dont think a great fan of football would wish injuries on
        any team.
    
    -Dom
32.864"Give us a break..?"BRUMMY::MASONMon Jan 27 1992 17:5410
    re: -1
    
    Is Cunno really a football fan or simply a Liverpool fan??? A subject
    for debate perhaps. However, a yellow card deserved for his crazy
    injury remark, we don't need that kind of s**t thanks.
    
    Anyway, to more serious things, UNITED to win tonight by a 1-0 margin.
    As Sparky seems to be recovering his form, I'll go for him.
    
    J
32.865XSTACY::KMCGRATHMon Jan 27 1992 18:175
The games on Sky tonight.

There must be a pub in Galway with a satellite dish / decoder or whatever

Is there???????????
32.866TightBAHTAT::BLYTHEEe bah gum th's trouble at t'millMon Jan 27 1992 18:266
    A tight match tonight, Soton shading it or a replay at OT to add to the
    Mancs fixture pile up.
    
    1-0 to Soton, 1-1 at a pinch.
    
    jb.
32.867Over the Top, Like a Souness TackleESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyMon Jan 27 1992 19:1712
32.868Here we come BoltonMINDER::MACDONALDIMUFC ECWC ChampionsMon Jan 27 1992 19:5215
    
    Utd to win at Southampton by at least 2 goals, so I'll say 2-0 to UTD
    ???  scorers will be Hughes and Giggs. 
    
    Robson will be back, Parker to central defence, and Mal Donaghy to
    right back, don't know who will drop out if Robson plays??? I also
    think Giggs is back, maybe at the expense of Sharpe. We will wait and
    see.
    The highlights of tonights games are on BBC at 10 past 10 tonight, for
    a good 3/4 of an hour.
    
    Bolton here we come
    
    mac
    
32.869United vs Arsenal via satelliteTROOA::PBLANEYMon Jan 27 1992 21:2812
    This weekends game vs. Arsenal at Highbury is live here (Toronto)
    Saturday morning. Most likely ESPN will be carrying it in the US, and a
    few other choice spots in the globe. Galaxy6 satellite, Transponder 24
    for those with such equipment. 
    
    A tie on Saturday, or an historic win for United at Highbury. Arsenal
    will drag the quality of the game down of course! We will be on a roll
    after tonight's victory of course.
    
    Brian - show some confidence for a change!
    
    Paul
32.870It's only normalESSB::MCUNNIFFEd i g i t a lMon Jan 27 1992 21:5914
32.871Weekends we watch paint dry, it's a big event.BAHTAT::BLYTHEEe bah gum th's trouble at t'millTue Jan 28 1992 13:189
    Soton 0 Mancs 0
    
    Ince hit a post, LeTissier almost scored in the 90th minute. Cabbage
    patch pitch. Crowd of 19,500. I saw it live, but the BBC must have been
    constructive to show 45 minutes worth of highlights. They do it again
    on Wed 5 Feb on the OT mudbath, directors are said to be overjoyed at
    the extra revenue.
    
    jb.
32.872It now goes to a replay. TRUCKS::SANTTue Jan 28 1992 13:2527
    
    	Once again the bitter, twisted Cunno invades the more interesting of
    	the notes topics and spreads his vitriolic poison for all to read.
    	You are sick, Martin. Don't tell us you're only winding people up,
    	'cause you're always at it with never a sensible comment to make
    	to *ANY* topic, least of all the one that needs your support the
    	most, ie. Liverpool..at least your fellow 'pool supporters can add
    	worthwhile comments. What is it with you?                       
    
    	Last night's game was a big disappontment. I was lucky - I got 
    	"detained" in Basingstoke and didn't make it. Good job too - it
    	was cold down here last night and the game sounded poor on R5.
    
    	United seemed to control the game in the second half without having
    	too many chances. Ince hit the post, Robson should have hit the net
    	with a header. But Saints gave it a good go and had a 20 minute
    	spell in the 1st half and the last 5 minutes when they might have
    	scored with a bit more luck or a lesser 'keeper than Schmeichel
    	to beat, who once again was superb.
    
    	Replay to come at OT, where I now expect us to progress to a local
    	derby at Bolton in Round 5.
    
    	Tough one this weekend at Arsenal. 3 points highly desirable, 1 
    	point at least required.
    
    	Andy.
32.873RIGHTO::HAIGHA vision of guerrilla goodness.Tue Jan 28 1992 14:097
    
    	I agree with you there Andy, Schmeichel looks really good. Loads of
    presence which a good keeper should have, is he reliable? Or is he a
    bit of a Grobelaar at times?
    
    
    			Steve
32.874Put an odd note in note 34 MartinESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyTue Jan 28 1992 14:1718
32.875The Mancs wont win the leagueYUPPY::SEABURYSTue Jan 28 1992 16:1524
    errmmm....
    
    It seems as though this topic is plunging ever deeper into the depths
    of unallowable material...
    I realise that calling it "The Manchester United topic" probably
    started it off on the wrong foot, but the last few notes have been
    soley aimed at abusive comments towards Cunno... I think, Mr Moderator,
    it's about time you stepped in...
    
    Onto last nights game, and even the "highlights" were poor, so I don't
    think much can be said about the game...
    Southampton were unlucky not to score a couple, the mancs defence just
    about held itself together though Schmeichal played well, "crock"
    Robson had about three touches of the ball and must have been the least
    influential player on the pitch, Hughes looks past his sell by date,
    and Pallister was again involved in an off-the-ball incident when he
    tried to strangle a So'ton player...
    
    Le Tissier and Shearer should both really have put chances away, and
    So'ton will need a lot of luck if they're going to survive Old Trafford
    on the 5th Feb... as much as QPR really!! 8-)
    
    Stew.
    
32.876...TROOA::PBLANEYTue Jan 28 1992 16:5812
    re.875
    
    Objective ? I see the score was 0-0. According to the previous note
    United did not touch the ball - seems previous notes suggested Ince hit
    the post. It is good some United fans do contribute and let us know
    what happened from a 'supporters' point of view. All this descriptive
    verbage on what the other team almost did does seem more appropriate in
    the other teams's notes.
    
    Fair result - anyone know how the team lined out with Donaghy/Parker ?
    
    -pb
32.877ARRODS::SWANSONTue Jan 28 1992 17:0314
>    Is Cunno really a football fan or simply a Liverpool fan??? A subject
>    for debate perhaps. However, a yellow card deserved for his crazy
>    injury remark, we don't need that kind of s**t thanks.
    
Julie and others

Please be careful about upsetting The Great Cuno, you know what a sensitive
soul he is if his wonderfully funny humour is misunderstood. He is only winding
us up so naturally all should be forgiven!

Before we know it we'll have another reply like 66.52 and we won't hear from
him for a week while he's away sulking.  We wouldn't want that now would we?

Err, on the other hand.....
32.878What a load of rubbishXSTACY::MDUNPHYThe Hit ManTue Jan 28 1992 17:171
So I went off and had some fish & chips!!!
32.879lets be friendsKERNEL::HAWLEYIlook over your shoulder mancsTue Jan 28 1992 17:187
    
    On behalf of Cunno and all the Liverpool noters i unreservedly
    apologise for the 'injury remark', which was NOT in good taste.
    can we please stop bickering now?
    
    Ian.
    
32.880Who does Martin supportESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyTue Jan 28 1992 17:2017
32.881RIGHTO::HAIGHA vision of guerrilla goodness.Tue Jan 28 1992 17:3010
    >"crock" Robson had about three touches of the ball and must have been the least
    >influential player on the pitch, Hughes looks past his sell by date,
    
    
    	In the game I was watching last night, I'd say Robson was influential.
    In fact I thought he was one of the better players on the pitch.
    
    	However it was a poor game.
    
    
32.882PEKING::NAGLEJTue Jan 28 1992 18:2410
    
    RE -1.
    
    Here, here. Several times the ball was lost in scrappy middle
    of the park play and Robbo pushed the ball out wide each time.
    
    He also had a couple of attempts on goal. His header was a cracker
    but unfortunately straight at the keeper.
    
    JN.
32.883Sour Grapes from a ScouserESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyTue Jan 28 1992 18:328
32.884its only a game, lads (and lassies,Joolz)MIACT::RANKINETue Jan 28 1992 18:5013
    It was a poor game on TV, but what has happened to Southampton ??  They
    appeared to be more interested in kicking opponents than anything else. 
    Utd players let themselves down by lowering their standards and getting
    involved.  Pallister could ahve been sent off and could have left ManU
    with 10 men in a difficult situ..other refs would have used a red card.
    Apart from a few touches of nice play the game was a mess.  As for
    Looneypool supporters in this topic..ignore them, if they cant offer
    anything constructive as opposed to their one sided vitriol, then
    sympathise, to wish injury on opponents players is unforgivable,
    unsporting and unworthy of reaction.  If there is an award for bad note
    of the year, then I nominate Cunno's.
    
    Paul 
32.885Back on the planet...TRUCKS::SANTTue Jan 28 1992 19:1225
32.886off?PEKING::DAVIESGTue Jan 28 1992 20:3111
    Re -2,
    
    Regarding the Pallister/Horne  incident, I thought Pally deserved
    the yellow card for flying off the handle, but after looking at the
    replay a couple of times, I reckon Horne was just as much to blame and
    deserved to be booked as well. It looked to me as if he took a swing at
    Pally as the ball for going off.
    Just thought i'd say so.
    
    Greg...
     
32.887Always there.!!OPG::TONYTue Jan 28 1992 20:4728
Chaps,

As a United follower of ALL home games and quite a few away...I just like to say
that I was at the Dell last night..
I dont particularly like writing match reports in this note conference as
most people seem to write utter rubbish about United...I personally dont mind
constractive critisism..but unfortunately we always seem to get crappy commets.

Henyways,

Last night game was a Bore...Both sides really didnt perform...or at least I can
safely say United didnt perform. I personaly think that by leaving Giggs on the
bench and Kanchelskis (injured) meant that we had to change our style. It didnt
work at all and it was no suprise to see Giggs on at half time. Southampton is
fair to say had two possibly three good chances but Schmeichel was outstanding.

United had the better of the second half and could have nicked it with Ince
hitting the post. Southampton closed the game with a 10 minute flurry with
again Peter saving on his right from Le Tissier. So its back to OT next Wednesday
at 8:00pm 

I'll see you Arsenal boys on Saturday...I think it will be close..A draw will 
be ok but I cant help thinking that if we are to win the league then a win is 
what we should go for.



tony
32.888Unconstructive CommentXSTACY::KMCGRATHTue Jan 28 1992 21:209
Can anyone explain just *WHY* the game was so boring. I know I watched the
whole thing but can't seem to remember anything.

Didn't the top team in Div 1 have the confidence to go for a win against
the bottom team??

Were the bottom team better??

 - Kevin
32.889Glaswegian handshake ?? :-) :-)MIACT::RANKINETue Jan 28 1992 21:3919
    Re -2 and -4
    
    I wasnt suggesting that Pallister should have been sent off, but
    suggesting that som refs might have, and given the inconsistencies
    these days in refereeing decisions, that he may be considered lucky not
    to get the red card.  Sure he was provoked/shoved but he
    reacted/retaliated..the ref had to decide whether his reaction was :-
    1)  Ungentlemanly conduct  (a caution)
     or
    2)  Violent Conduct  ( a sending off)
    
    The next time someone in a pub grabs you by the throat with both hands,
    ask yourself whether he is being violent or ungentlemanly towards you
    :-) :-)......its a fine line innit ??
    
    Paul
    
    
    
32.890Wrong end of the stick, Vic.PEKING::DAVIESGWed Jan 29 1992 11:5710
    -1,
    
    Sorry about that Paul, my note wasn't really about that, it was about
    the southampton bloke (I've gone and forgotten his name-dohh). Anyway,
    I just wanted to say that he was lucky not to get booked.
    
    
    Cheers,
    
    Greg...
32.891Robins is on his WayESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyWed Jan 29 1992 14:125
32.892Apology.ESSB::MCUNNIFFEd i g i t a lWed Jan 29 1992 17:049
     Re .861,
            I now realise that my entry of .861 was of bad taste and was
entered in the heat of the moment and I apologise to all who thought it to be
offensive in any way. All I can say is, may the best team win the championship.

       Regards,
        Martin  

32.893A Scouser says SorryESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyWed Jan 29 1992 17:078
32.894Who is that masked man?BEAGLE::CAMPBELLReal ponies don't go oink!Wed Jan 29 1992 18:1017
>     Re .861,
>            I now realise that my entry of .861 was of bad taste and was
>entered in the heat of the moment and I apologise to all who thought it to be
>offensive in any way. All I can say is, may the best team win the championship.
>
>       Regards,
>        Martin  
    
    Quick, contact security, someone's hacked into Cunno's account and
    posted a note using his name.
    
    1)	Cunno has never been known to apologise for a faux-pas
    2)  He always signs "Cunno" in honour of his favourite footballer
    "Aldo", never "Martin"
    
    Stevo
      
32.895Cunno aged 24ESSB::TSHAUGHNESSYElectric Shaughs!Wed Jan 29 1992 19:445
Re Last 

No Stevo, I spoke to the man himself today (I got a rare glimpse) and it's 
true. A new found maturity. Maybe the new group he has moved to have instilled
this maturity :-):-)
32.896cunno has done his time - leave him beKERNEL::HAWLEYIlook over your shoulder mancsWed Jan 29 1992 19:538
    
    1. if he apologises dont make fun of it.
    2. Brian, i apologised on Martins behalf a few days ago, so dont make
       sweeping statements about Liverpool supporters.
    
    Thanks,
    Ian.
    
32.897United to Blast the GunnersESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyFri Jan 31 1992 15:5416
32.898SUBURB::ABSOLOMTI drank Yeltsin under the tableFri Jan 31 1992 16:436
    Its true to say that tomorrows game against the Bummers will show
    whether we are going to stay the course or not.
    
    1-0 with Andre getting winner.
    
    Tony
32.899ESSB::MCUNNIFFEd i g i t a lFri Jan 31 1992 17:2711
    <<< Note 32.897 by ESSB::BLONG "The Scousers Trophy Cabinet is Empty" >>>
                        -< United to Blast the Gunners >-

>>sweeping statements i am mainly talking about the other two noters who are
>>always talking C*@p about United. I must say Ian, that you are the most 
>>unbiased Liverpool supporter i have spoken too, and if all Scousers were
>>like you we would have a lot less controversy(sp) in this note.

I hope you're not talking about me Brian

        Cunno
32.900Martins been to OLD TRAFFORDESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyFri Jan 31 1992 17:3312
32.901Meanwhile, back to the football...TRUCKS::SANTFri Jan 31 1992 18:2320
    
    	United travel to Highbury tomorrow  in search of the win that will
    	keep them on top of the division and exert further pressure onto the
    	chasing bunch. Liverpool's impressive despatching of the League
    	Champions should have shown the way for Fergie's team, and United
    	are quite capable of getting the result that will effectively limit
    	Arsenal's season to qualifying for next year's EUFA Cup.
        
    	Arsenal, of course, are unlikely to be in any mood to give up
    	without a battle, so look out for a full-blooded encounter..
    
    	With both Liverpool and Leeds having what appear on paper at least
    	to be home-game bankers against Chelsea and Notts County
    	respectively, three points for United would be extremely welcome
    	and would keep the pace going.
    
    	I'll go for United to win by 1-0, with McClair getting the
    	all-important goal.
    
    	Andy.
32.902Sparky to light the way...BRUMMY::MASONFri Jan 31 1992 20:5814
    Yes, a tough away game at Highbury tomorrow, but one that I fully
    expect UNITED to win. It won't be pretty, but at this stage, who really
    cares.
    
    Does anyone know any details about the squad? Rumours are abounding
    over here that Sharpe will be back in the no 11 jersey - can anyone
    confirm this?
    
    A 1-0 result for the mighty reds tomorrow, and, I can't help it, I have
    to go for Sparky to score - he's due another.
    
    J
    
    
32.903Fixture problemsBAHTAT::BLYTHEEe bah gum th's trouble at t'millMon Feb 03 1992 14:079
    It looks like Cup Congestion will be putting the Mancs under pressure,
    the Rum Cup opponents (Middlesboro / Peterboro) won't be known till 12
    Feb at least, the date originally set by for the 1st leg of the semis.
    If a replay between these 2 teams is needed, that also causes problems.
    Middlesboro are also still in the FA Cup, they haven't played their 4th
    round tie vs Sheff Wed yet, if a replay is needed there then ....
    M'boro also need to slot in some League games as well.
    
    jb.
32.904Pity we didn't win though...YUPPY::SEABURYSMon Feb 03 1992 15:106
    Good solid result...
    
    What more can i say?? 8-)
    
    Stew.
    
32.905FIXTURE INFO.SHIPS::HENDERSON_PMon Feb 03 1992 19:0718
    Hello United fans,
    		     May I complement the regular noters on a very
    interesting and informative conference, especially the defence of the
    club against envious outsiders !
    
    		    I am after some info. on home games at Old Trafford
    towards the end of the season. Does anyone have a current fixture list
    for March and April ?
    
    Also what is the procedure to get tickets, are they available in
    advance via credit card etc.? 
    
    Thanks,
    Peter Henderson.	
    
    
    
    
32.906Fixture Pile Up !BAHTAT::BLYTHEEe bah gum th's trouble at t'millMon Feb 03 1992 19:166
    Fixture list is 32.42
    
    The Mancs will probably have blown it by the end of the season, so
    there will be space at OT ;-)
    
    jb.
32.9071-1 at highburyTROOA::PBLANEYMon Feb 03 1992 21:3132
    I saw the game live Saturday via Satellite.
    
    United could have put it away in the first half. They played like they
    had too much belief in their ability to win. 
    
    Schmeical looked the part. Parker was so-so, beaten several times by
    Wright, and Parker being out of postion cost United a goal. The United
    marker by McClair, was well earned. Before that, Kanch. was seen
    several times pounding down the righ wing, causing some trouble. We did
    not use him enough. Ince/Webb/Robson were all so so in midfield.
    McClair looked more at home coming from the middle. Hughes plays the
    same old game, but was effective keeping defenders busy. Bould took
    Kanch. down just outside the area, didn't even get booked, and maybe
    even should have been a red-carder. Andy was flying. The free kick by
    Webb was a disaster.
    
    Irwin at left back was solid, Pally excellent, Parker average, and my
    pal Mal Donaghy just superb. In the second half, Donaghy was at left
    back, and was even better. Most of the action was in the United half in
    the second, with Arsenal rarely threatening. Merson was a big
    disappointment for them. Giggs came on and provided the width that
    should have been there from the start, but it looked like United were
    happy for the draw. McClair played deeper in the second, and Hughes had
    an excellent volley set up from Kanch. coming in from the right
    (successfully, again!), but he blew it. I am not impressed with
    Sparky's goal production.
    
    Overall, a point at highbury is well earned. If they had wanted it,
    they could have had both points. With Liverpool losing, Leeds only tie
    with us now, and the game in hand is very important.
    
    
32.908OPG::TONYMon Feb 03 1992 21:5139
Re...32.905

Peter,

Unfortunately United do not have a credit card hotline for obtaining tickets..
Tickets (seats) are quite hard to get hold of. If you are a Member then you
are able to apply for seats 5 weeks before a game. Non-Members 4 weeks before a
game. But be prepared to be disappointed..

United Ticket & Match information line is 061 872 0199 (24hour)

Standing is available by payment at the turnstiles. Once again certain parts
are for Members only.

Just in case you havent got them remaining League fixtures...

February
8	Sheffield Wed H
15	West Ham Utd  A
22	Crystal Palc  H
29	Coventry City A
March
7	Chelsea       H
11	Man City      H
14	Sheffield Utd A
21	Wimbledon     H
28	QPR           A
April
4	Norwich City  A
11	Sothampton    H
18	Luton         A
20	Notts Forest  H
25      Liverpool     A
May
2	Tottenham     H

To be arranged Notts Forest A

Tony
32.909Look back in anger?FLAT::JONESMon Feb 03 1992 22:2622
    I watched the game on Saturday from the North Bank (no it's not easy
    to get away tickets these days, either) and was a bit disappointed
    with Utd's ultra-cautious approach.
    
    Agreed, Arsenal are no pushover, but the game was there for the winning
    in the second half when we (last 2 minutes notwithstanding) created
    virtually nothing, and seemed happy with the point.
    
    Hope we don't look back on such games at the end of the season with
    a sense of what could have been.
    
    On the day we seemed to lack any galvanising force that could have
    turned the game our way. Hint: Giggs didn't come on until late in the
    game.
    
    *******************************************************************
    BTW the North Bank actually seemed quite concerned when Pally was out
    cold in the Utd area (on the wrong end of a Wright bicycle kick), and
    were slagging off their team for not kicking the ball out.
    
    ..could have done without the 'One spotty virgin, there's only one
    spotty virgin...' chants when Giggs came on, though.
32.910WARNUT::PICKERINGSSimon PickeringTue Feb 04 1992 18:351
    Jim Leighton has|is being transferred to Dundee for #200,000.
32.911CURRNT::PAGEDMakeitupasyougoalong Specialist IVTue Feb 04 1992 18:441
    Just the right level for him eh !
32.912Sticking ones' (injured) neck out ...BAHTAT::BLYTHEEe bah gum th's trouble at t'millTue Feb 04 1992 18:4524
    Guess time :-
    
    Sheff W h d
    West Ham a w
    Palace h w
    Coventry a w
    Chelsea h d
    Man C h d
    Sheff U a w
    W'don h w
    QPR a d
    Norwich a d
    Soton h w
    Luton a w
    Forst h d
    Forest a d
    Pool a l
    Totts h d
    
    15 games, 29 points.
    
    Leeds win championship on goal difference.
    
    jb.
32.913..and we'll beat Forest at least once! 8-)TRUCKS::SANTTue Feb 04 1992 18:5311
    
    	8-) 8-)
    
    	Nice try, jb....
    
    	How much juggling did it take to arrive at a "Leeds Are Champions"    
    	result? ;-)
    
    	Anyway, we'll get a draw at Anfield, so we'll win by 1 point! Ha!

    	Andy.
32.914Forest to stuff the Mancs..the title to Leeds!!!MACNAS::MJGREANEYIAN WOAN...MY LEFT FOOTTue Feb 04 1992 19:011
    RE:-1... a bit of an optimist:-)
32.915Not a lot (really !!!!)BAHTAT::BLYTHEEe bah gum th's trouble at t'millTue Feb 04 1992 19:344
    re -2 Not a lot - I went through them and it came to 29 - the same as
    the Leeds one. Of corse, the Mancs could drop more points !
    
    jb.
32.916Mal on his wayMINDER::MACDONALDIMUFC ECWC ChampionsTue Feb 04 1992 19:4521
    
    
    read in one of the Sunday papers that Mal Donaghy will be returning to
    Luton at the end of this season for about 200,000.
    Seems like a mistake, but who are we to judge, only the paying fans,
    well sometimes.
    
    Tomorrows game in the cup against Southampton, has givenfergie a
    dilemma in who to choose. It looks like Paul Ince will be relegated to
    the subs bench, with Giggs coming in. The feeling is, that Robson
    should be left out, after his display againt the arse!!!
    
    Am actually going tomorrow night, along with some visitors from other
    parts of the country, so hope to see some goals especially for UTD.
    
    A prediction Man Utd 3 Southampton 0
    McClair, Hughes and Webb
    
    ttfn
    
    mac
32.917WARNUT::PICKERINGSSimon PickeringTue Feb 04 1992 20:317
    Re .916
    
    Ian, aren't you letting the side down? Don't you know United supporters
    are not supposed to actually GO to games.
    
    Does anyone know if the game is live on BSkyB? I have the pleasure of 
    being in Edinburgh tomorrow night and can get Sky on the hotel TV.
32.918RIGHTO::HAIGHand it would be O.K. on any other day...Tue Feb 04 1992 20:4215
    >Ian, aren't you letting the side down? Don't you know United supporters
    >are not supposed to actually GO to games.
    
    	Ah but he's a Mancunian, or a Salfordian (Is that what they're
    called Ian???)	
    
    
    >Does anyone know if the game is live on BSkyB? I have the pleasure of 
    >being in Edinburgh tomorrow night and can get Sky on the hotel TV.
    
    	It is live on Sky sport. I will be watching it, I'll make sure I 
    buy a paper before hand, so I'll know ALL the players names.
    
    
    		
32.919more realistic prediction.TROOA::PBLANEYTue Feb 04 1992 21:5434
    re: .912, good try, but look at the teams they play. Come on, they have
    a great chance here of doing the double. I think a little editing . . .
    
    Guess time :-        Think time
    			result	points
    Sheff W h d		 w	3
    West Ham a w	 w 	3
    Palace h w		 w 	3
    Coventry a w	 w	3
    Chelsea h d		 w 	3
    Man C h d		 d 	1
    Sheff U a w		 w	3
    W'don h w		 w 	3
    QPR a d		 w	3 revenge!!!!
    Norwich a d		 w	3
    Soton h w		 w	3
    Luton a w		 w 	3
    Forst h d		 d	1
    Forest a d		 d	1
    Pool a l		 d	1
    Totts h d		 d 	1
    
    15 games, 29 points.       38 points
    
    Leeds finish a distant third, Liverpool 10 points behind United, who do
    not lose another game all season.
    
    I mean, United have a decent schedule, and have no reason not to wrap
    up the title by about the 38th game, or about 10 games from now.
    
 Worth a try!
    
    -pb
    
32.920Good Luck JimESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyWed Feb 05 1992 14:1210
32.921I got the replay blues..BRUMMY::MASONWed Feb 05 1992 16:498
    Reds to run riot tonight and win by 3-0. Sparkey (yes, him again),
    McClair and Kanchelskis to do the damage.
    
    J
    
    PS We'll be in the Railwayman's from about 6.30 (traffic permitting!)
    if anyone wants to join us for a pre-match drink.
    
32.922Up Utd.ESSB::MCUNNIFFEd i g i t a lWed Feb 05 1992 20:137

  Good luck to Utd. in the cup tonight and maybe if Liverpool beat Bristol
Rovers as well, then maybe they could both meet in the next round.

      rgds,
       Cunno
32.923Forth to Notlob go the Mancs.BAHTAT::BLYTHEEe bah gum th's trouble at t'millWed Feb 05 1992 20:306
    I expect it will be a close game tonight, with Soton or Man U going
    through to the next round possibly after extra time and penalties.
    
    Err.. The Mancs to win through, but with a few pieces missing.
    
    jb.
32.924utd vs. pool final would be greatTROOA::PBLANEYWed Feb 05 1992 20:578
    re:.922
    
    Here here Cunno, but a Utd vs. Liverpool final would do the game
    justice don't you think ? I hope both teams go all the way to the final
    - what a game it would be!
    
    United tonight 1-0 (Giggs)
    -pb
32.925United at Burnden Park next round..TRUCKS::SANTWed Feb 05 1992 21:0013
    
    	Quick note before I tackle the jolly ol' M3 Southbound..
    
    	United to stuff the Scummers tonight by 3 to nil. Hump-it-up-the-
    	park Branfoot can't last any longer in this year's FA Cup, surely..
    
    	McClair, Hughes and Irwin will grab the goals. I'll be listening
    	in on R5 as usual. Go get 'em boys. 
    
    	Thanks for the good wishes, Martin. It didn't go unnoticed 8-)
    
    	Andy.
    
32.926United V SaintsPEKING::SHALLOMAWed Feb 05 1992 21:0614
    
    United hopefully will win this quite comfortably within 90 mins and 
    I hope United can bang in a few goals tonight wich will give them extra
    confidence for more important league games coming up.
    United haven't been scoring that much recently (5 goals in last 5
    league games!) and need to take the chances they get especially Hughes
    who I think personally is waisting a strikers position at Old trafford
    at the momment? Saying that he'll probably score a hat-rick tonight?
    
    Prediction: United 3 Southamton 1
    
    Aron...
    
    
32.927Nae heart UnitedULYSSE::BREADIEThu Feb 06 1992 12:068
    Exciting stuff eh ?   Can't believe thats the way United got top of the
    league. If they continue to be so unsure of themselves, get your money
    on Leeds.
    
    Still can't believe teams are happy to waste time to get to penalties,
    but like Red Star Southampton were proved right.
    
    Bolton must fancy there chances after watching this.
32.928RIGHTO::HAIGHand it would be O.K. on any other day...Thu Feb 06 1992 12:477
    
    	Damn right! Interesting that both teams decided to play without
    defences! What on earth was that Soton number 2 (Can someone fill me in
    on the name?) doing for the equaliser?
    
    	Also on Sky last night Derby v Villa, two more teams playing
    without defences.
32.929KERNEL::HAWLEYICareful with that axe, EugeneThu Feb 06 1992 13:0010
    
    
    
    
                               :-)
    
    
    
    
    
32.930Out, but there's lots left to play for yet..TRUCKS::SANTThu Feb 06 1992 13:0733
    
    	Yes Steve..Kenna's head-back across goal was perfect for McClair
    	to equalise, eh? 8-)
    
    	But we have to be philosophical about this defeat. I have said all
    	along that we are not good enough to win the double, and I believe
    	we have an excellent chance in the League, so that's that. Many
    	better sides failed the double. We shouldn't really have got the
    	chance of extra-time...Soton had held us off and were going to win
    	it 2-1 in proper time before the full-back's abberation! 
    
    	Going out on spot-kicks is awful, but it's got to be better than 
    	*another* replay...
    
    	In extra time we were all over them but couldn't get it past
    	Flowers. Robson got the ball over the line but understandably the
    	ref didn't see it - it was only apparent in slo-mo on TV, so how
    	he could have seen it I don't know! One of those things...they
    	balance out over a season and we've had our share of good fortune
    	already.
    
    	The first half was a disaster. Big Peter was at fault for the first
    	one - a real howler!
    
    	We miss Bruce at centre-half, and when he returns I expect the
    	composure to return with him. Until then, we need to get a couple
    	of wins under our belt, starting with Wednesday on Saturday(?!?). 
    	We mustn't let the alarm-bells to start ringing yet.
    
    	Welcome back to Lee Sharpe. A long way to go before he recaptures 
    	last season's form, but he's making good progress. 
    
    	Andy.
32.931Penalty nightmares !!SEDSWS::WILLMOTTThu Feb 06 1992 13:4415
    
    
    	it's amazing, this season especially, how clubs still don't
    	seem to see to importance of picking the right type of player 
    	to take penalties .. I don't know about the rest of you but I
    	could just tell that Giggs was not going to score. I had the 
    	same feeling when Cottee step up for one last week, and Waddle 
    	in the WC 90, all the above mentioned are brilliant players
    	on their day, but maybe also a little erratic. Who in their right
    	mind would pick them to take such a important penalties ???
    
    	at least if teams don't have a selection to penalty takers they 
    	should have a selection of NON-penalty takers. 
    
    	Chris
32.932???EICMFG::HOWEWalking on VMS but sinking in ULTRIXThu Feb 06 1992 14:041
    What was the score ??
32.933FORTY2::ETHERIDGEI'm happy because I eat lardThu Feb 06 1992 14:073
	4-2 on pens. Only 4 taken from each side.

	F-reg.
32.934Whoops. To Soton of course. FORTY2::ETHERIDGEI'm happy because I eat lardThu Feb 06 1992 14:080
32.935FORTY2::ROBERTSONThat's me in the cornerThu Feb 06 1992 14:189
2-2 After 90 mins

No goals in extra time 

4-2 to Southampton on Penalties

Webb & Giggs missed theirs

Al
32.936Out, but not down....BRUMMY::MASONThu Feb 06 1992 14:2567
    UNITED are out of the FA Cup and only have themselves to blame.
    
    From the off, Soton made their intentions perfectly clear and went at
    UNITED with gusto. UNITED just didn't know what to make of it and were
    all over the place; a point finely illustrated by Soton's first goal
    (what in God's name was Schmeical thinking about??). O.T. was stunned,
    UNITED were on another planet entirely, and not long after, Soton put
    in another.
    
    This brought cries of "Hughes-y, Hughes-y" from the UNITED posse, and
    suddenly UNITED pulled themselves together. The goal before half time
    was well taken (what were those defenders doing though) and UNITED were
    a different team. The second half saw Mal being substituted and Lee
    Sharpe was brought into the fray. This meant that Ince had to move into
    the defence. Lee had a shaky start, but seemed to bring a bit of
    strength and width to the side. He also put in a couple of blinding
    crosses which we should have really converted.
    
    Into the last 15 mins and Sparky finally gets to come on to the mixed
    delight of the UNITED posse (why Kanchelskis? why not a straight swop
    with Giggs?). He got straight into it and added the menace that was
    needed. 
    
    3 minutes to go, Soton fans celebrate. 1 minute added by the ref for
    some Soton play-acting, and up pops Chokky to save the day. The Saints
    are stunned and O.T. goes wild. An atmosphere like it there has never
    been! (Well, I am only young..)
    
    To cut an extremely long story short, UNITED should have killed it in
    the extra time. They certainly had enough chances but Soton soaked up
    the pressure really well. Robson certainly scored with his header,
    which came back out from the goalkeepers knee. I was in G stand and I
    saw it cross the line, along with many of my compadres, so what the ref
    was looking at the great Lord above only knows.
    
    The final whistle sounds and its penalties. By this time, I was
    surrounded by gibbering wrecks -- high noon had nothing on it. Webb was
    a mistake - why didn't "Captain courage" or whatever they call him
    nowadays, lead the way? Do I smell a cop-out in the wind or was there a
    genuine reason for it? And letting Giggs take the fourth was suicide.
    The kid was visibly quaking dispite the bravado he showed walking
    towards the spot. To put that much pressure on one so young, who hadn't
    had that good a game, was a c**p decision - what about McClair,
    Sparky... anyone else but not him. Flowers read the kick and saved well,
    and it was all over.
    
    To sum up, UNITED could and should have won this. After the initial
    sloppy period, they played some nice football but couldn't do what
    counted. To quote Ron Atkinson after the Villa game on Sunday, its all
    about scoring goals and we don't seem to have anyone who wants to do
    that at the moment. I hope Fergie took notes on what big Ron said to
    his forwards before last nights Villa game at Derby to use on ours 
    before our league match on Saturday. Whatever he said certainly 
    worked wonders on them.
    
    On the positive front, Sharpe looked good. He has certainly got his
    pace back and put in some nice passing. McClair had an excellent game.
    Expect more goals from him before the season is out.
    
    Anyway, to finish, I thoroughly enjoyed last night's match. To me it
    embodied what an FA Cup tie is all about. Just a pity the result didn't
    go our way. Penalties are a cruel way to go out.
    
    J
    
    PS Sorry again S, I did look for you and left a message at the door.
    Try again on Saturday??? We're usually there from 2pm.
32.937Im a creepy crawlie..MIACT::RANKINEThu Feb 06 1992 14:519
    Re .930 - Andy  and .936 - Joolz
    
    What a nice surprise to read fair assesments of last night game, even
    although dissapointment must be felt by you both.  Much better reading
    these type of entries than the usual, we were robbed, the refs a W****,
    my dads bigger than your dad type vitriol that exists in other notes.
    
    Well done, and best of luck for the rest of the season
    Paul
32.938Strength in depth ?CHEFS::CAINEPMarvin the paranoid androidThu Feb 06 1992 14:5910
    As a new noter, I apologise in advance if I mess this up.
    Re : Andy's comments in .930 - yes we miss Bruce, but if the squad is
    as strong as everyone seems to think, why do we miss him ?  United have
    *always* had a problem with central defenders - i.e. we never have
    enough of them.  Last night's game was a case in point - wingers and
    midfielders galore...but when one of the big men in the centre of the
    defence is injured...
    
    PFC
    
32.939The Saints said their prayersKERNEL::MORIARTYThu Feb 06 1992 16:008
    	I thought Parker struggled for long periods & looked very nervous/
    hesitant which I always thought was uncharacteristic of him....Robson
    looked reasonable & it was great to see Sharpe looking good again -
    great penalty by him.....Well done Southampton,unlucky United but only
    yourselves to blame for some incredibly inept defending & some poor 
    finishing/bad luck in front of goal.
    
    Kevin
32.940An unbiased view.....AYOV10::MDONNELLYLeaning against the spinThu Feb 06 1992 16:468
    
    
    United were robbed.   Bryan Robson's downward header in extra time was
    a yard over the line.   It was goal - no question.
    
    
    Michael
    
32.941Terrible way to decide a tieGALVIA::SPAINThere's always the U.S.Thu Feb 06 1992 16:4711
    
    I know it's an age old argument but it's a disgrace that last night's
    tie was decided on penalties.  Surely a 3rd game back at the Dell would
    have been better for all concerned.
    
    Gary
    
    PS A draw was the right result although Jeff Jenna would have had
    nightmares for the rest of his life if Saints hadn't won the shootout.
    
    
32.942ooopsGALVIA::SPAINThere's always the U.S.Thu Feb 06 1992 16:472
    
    Re -1, I meant Jeff Kenna.
32.943sat on the gantry...KERNEL::HAWLEYICareful with that axe, EugeneThu Feb 06 1992 17:136
    
    i thought it was over the line too, did anyone see whereabouts the
    the referee and/or linesman was?
    
    Ian.
    
32.944positional senseMIACT::RANKINEThu Feb 06 1992 17:316
    The linesman was on the Utd right wing side, and therefore had his view
    restricted by Flowers.  Not sure where the ref was, but he was close
    cos Robson had a right go at him immediately.
    
    Paul
    
32.945BLKPUD::WATTERSONPBasingstoke escape committeeThu Feb 06 1992 17:3723
    
    Re 941
    
    Penalties are here to stay, I agree that it's not satisfactory but what
    is the alternative ? Since the police decieded they wanted 10 days
    notice before replays could take place, the FA have no choice. I
    remember Everton were involved in something like 7 or 8 games BEFORE
    they reached the 5th round one year - that just couldn't happen now,
    they'd be playing 3rd round replays in May.
    
    I'm sure penalties will eventually become an accepted part of FA cup
    tradition - like they have in European cup competitions. I can't
    remember the score when Tottenham drew with Anderlecht a few years
    back, but I do remember Parks' penalty save.
    
    I quite enjoyed the penalty shoot-out last night........    
    
    Re Robson's goal - shame, everyteam was decisions that go against them,
    but that doesn't give Robson the excuse to whinge at the ref like he
    did - who does he think he is ? - Les Sealey......    
    
    
    Paul
32.946TVKERNEL::HAWLEYICareful with that axe, EugeneThu Feb 06 1992 17:4715
    i suppose in many ways you have to feel a bit sorry for referees.
    they dont have an easy task.
    They havent got the benefit of slo-motion replays, and have to rely on
    their judgement in tight situations like that one.
    it must be awful knowing that if you give the goal one side is going to
    protest and if you dont the other side is going to protest.
    the only solution to this would be american football style television
    replay officials sat watching the game.
    The problem is that while it wouldnt take much longer than say,
    consulting the linesman, it would be totally unfeasable for the smaller
    clubs to afford such facilities.
    any ideas?
    
    Ian.
    
32.947phone callsKERNEL::HAWLEYICareful with that axe, EugeneThu Feb 06 1992 17:575
    
    oops, i seem to have overwritten the sentiments of note 157.26
    sorry, someone rang me up while i was editing.
    Ian.
    
32.948FA Cup is up for grabs this year.....TRUCKS::SANTThu Feb 06 1992 18:2720
    
    	Nice to see the non-United followers admitting we were unfortunate
    	*in extra time* not to win..
    
    	I still maintain that although Robson's header crossed the line it
    	must have been very difficult for anyone without a view from
    	behind the goal to see it had gone in. There were about four bodies 
    	in the way...
    
    	As for spot-kicks, we have to accept them as part of today's game
    	imo. Unsatisfactory yes, but it does make sides try and win it and
    	prevents a build-up of fixtures which on top of bad weather can
    	become a nightmare.
    
    	Good luck to Southampton. There are about five sides that will
    	really fancy their chances now. Liverpool, Chelsea, Forest, Norwich
    	and Villa. Should be quite an "open" competition this year. I seem
    	to remember saying it might be a few weeks ago....;-)

    	Andy.
32.949Penalties for me !!!\PLUNDR::LOWEGThu Feb 06 1992 18:5621
    
    I was hoping the game would go to penalties. I think it makes the game
    more exciting than watching tired sides play each other time after
    time. But I also think credit should go to the Saints keeper Tim
    Flowers who had an exceptional game and was solely responsible for
    Southampton success.
    I don't think any reasonable person can complain about the ref not
    awarding Robson's goal as it took the TV guys several replays to get a
    correct angle to see the ball strike off Tim Flowers's knee over the
    goal line, and as for Brian Robson, if I was a referee I would of sent
    him off (or punched him) for his foul, abusive and agressive onslaught.
    What a good example to youngsters ?? My experience of playing local
    league football I have seen players sent off for swearing at themselves
    after missing easy chances, surely professionals are governed by the
    same laws..
    
    Gary Lowe..
    
    PS. Was that Stuart Canty I saw in the Southampton end last night when
        the Saints players were celebrating their victory.. If it was
        you've put on some weight since I last saw you.. 
32.950League and the Rumbleows will DoESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyThu Feb 06 1992 21:1524
32.951well doneTROOA::PBLANEYFri Feb 07 1992 01:0322
    Lads,
    
    In hockey (ice) over here, they've just started the 'consult the ref'
    upstairs using the replay. It should be mandatory for all first
    division, euro, and cup games. TV technology is not expensive these
    days. A Small 8mmm camera at each net with a wide angle lens would do
    the job. To review this would take a few minutes. What they do is let
    the ref decide if he needs to look, not let the team ask. I hear what's
    nexty is letting each team have one discretionary call per game, and
    any others for the ref. Believe it or not, what is happening is the
    refs are not taking too many risks, and using modern technology to help
    them. Good idea. There may be a lot of money riding on a bad decision,
    and anything that can help take the pressure off the Ref has gotta be
    good. Seems like maybe the thing to do. However if the FA have anything
    to do with it, they'll look at the ideas in about the year 2020.
    
    Good luck to Soton - they won fair and square, and I look forward to a
    smaller club like them maybe making it to the final. 
    
    Now onto the league, and get serious.
    
    -pb
32.952Bad team selectionMACNAS::JMURPHYIt's a Funny Old Game...Fri Feb 07 1992 12:5624
    
    If Alex Ferguson keeps tinkering around with the team formation
    United will win nothing... United have played brilliantly all
    season using 4 2 4 with 2 wingers raiding on the flanks....
    On Wednesday night what does he do he drops Mark Hughes and
    plays 3 in midfield... Back to the old problem what does he do
    with Bryan Robson...Seeing that he is supposed to be such a
    brilliant player why doesn't he play him at centre back in
    Steve Bruce's absence , and let Webb and Ince run midfield,
    which I might add they have been doing excellently all
    season when Robson is missing....
    
    Having a big squad is fine but if you don't know how to accaomdate
    players or keep changing winning team to accomodate certain
    players you are asking for trouble....
    
    On form United should have beaten Southampton off the park ,
    why didn't they I ask because United were completely
    disjointed which had a lot to do with the way the team was
    picked  . It cannot all be blamed on Steve Bruce's absence
    
    Yours in football
    
    jm
32.953Crowd on their backs ...BAHTAT::BLYTHEEe bah gum th's trouble at t'millFri Feb 07 1992 13:209
    Man U played poorly on Wed, they deserved to lose. Team selection is up
    to the manager, if one player isn't deleivering the goods, then they
    should be dropped. The OT crowd won't help United though - they turned
    nasty on Wed night - long may that continue ;-)
    
    A tough game at OT tomorrow - 1 point will be good going for the
    apparently fragile Mancs.
    
    jb.
32.954ice hockeyKERNEL::HAWLEYICareful with that axe, EugeneFri Feb 07 1992 14:137
    re.951
    
    im not suprised the referee in ice hockey wants to get it right.
    if i had a load of huge blokes with sticks bearing down on ME, id make
    sure i had all the evidence i could find!
    Ian.
    
32.955Just hold it right there...BRUMMY::MASONFri Feb 07 1992 14:5118
    Re: .953
    
    The UNITED crowd did not "turn nasty" as you so nicely put it. I admit
    that in some of the games that I have seen this season, UNITED fans
    have been guilty of "only singing when they're winning.." but I totally
    disagree with you on this one.
    
    When Soton scored their first, the Stretford end chanted "UNITED,
    UNITED" for all they were worth. Just watch a video of Sportsnight if
    you don't believe me. OK, we did descend to the level of booing when
    they were blatantly hanging around or going backwards, but what do you
    want from us? We're not saints (no pun intended..)
    
    If you want to critisize UNITED and their fans, which is your
    right, then please get your facts right first. No-one minds fair
    criticism.
    
    J 
32.956Unhappy puntersBAHTAT::BLYTHEEe bah gum th's trouble at t'millFri Feb 07 1992 15:044
    They didn't sound too happy in the 2nd half, the R5 and Sky
    commentaries mentioned it. If results don't go well, they'll turn.
    
    jb.
32.958Boy, did you have a hangover ???MIACT::RANKINEFri Feb 07 1992 17:117
    nothing like an immediate response eh, Gaz  ???
    
    Or an immediate drop to the 2nd division ??
    
    Going down, going down, going down....
    
    Paul
32.959Did you just get back...!!OPG::TONYFri Feb 07 1992 17:128
RE .957

Have just got back...???

You must have come in a taxi...!!!


tony
32.960late comerKERNEL::HAWLEYICareful with that axe, EugeneFri Feb 07 1992 17:155
    if the taxis are anything like here, they probably took him via
    newcastle.
    
    Ian. 'whos just been brought back to work the long way'
    
32.962R2ME2::HINXMANI'll just sit here and rustFri Feb 07 1992 19:045
	As there aren't enough Saints' supporters around for us to have
	our own note - could someone please post here the Southampton team
	that achieved this miracle?

	Ill-informed of Spitbrook
32.964OPG::TONYFri Feb 07 1992 21:375
> There is now a Southampton note set up on 158.  Come on you Saints!!!

So why dont you go and waste your time in there then...or the Division 2 topic..!

Argh..Argh..
32.965It's a man's game!TROOA::PBLANEYFri Feb 07 1992 21:408
    re: .954
    
    Ian, good point, but a few of the hockey refs are no tiny Tim's I can
    tell you!!
    
    3 points tomorrow!!
    
    Paul
32.966United Back On TopESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyMon Feb 10 1992 12:558
32.967Fixture cock-upFLAT::JONESMon Feb 10 1992 14:287
    I've only just noticed that the home game vs Man City (Mar 11) is being
    played on a Wednesday night. This fixture was probably the best game at
    OT last season, yet a lot of Utd's out-of-town fans will find it
    difficult to get to this time. What's the big idea? Is it another case
    of the local plod laying down the law?
    
    Paul
32.968UpdateESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyMon Feb 10 1992 15:4437
32.969UNITED 1 WEDS 1BRUMMY::MASONMon Feb 10 1992 16:0840
    Another draw to add to the list as Saturday illustrated a re-run of
    Wednesday night - a lot of work adding up to nothing.
    
    UNITED, as is their wont these days, started around 15 minutes after
    the whistle blew. They went behind in the 8th (?) minute to a superb
    strike from a free-kick. Schmeical had no chance. The sleepy dust
    cleared from their eyes, and UNITED started to play. For the rest of
    the first half they attacked the Wednesday half relentlessly until
    McClair chipped the keeper and the ball finally went into the back of
    the net. A *suspicion* of offside, but the officials were having such a
    bad game (the ref even apologised for a horrendous decision late in the
    1st half when he should have played advantage to UNITED..) that it
    really wasn't surprising that the linesman was well behind play.
    
    After the UNITED equaliser, Wednesday were never in the game. UNITED
    were playing some breathtaking football, most of it coming from the
    feet of Andrei Kanchelskis who played a blinder. Giggs, at no 2, is
    suffering seriously from a confidence deficiency, although he did put
    in a couple of nice crosses and had a couple of nice efforts on goal.
    He was substituted in the last 5 minutes of the game and replaced by
    Mike Phelan. I fully expect to see him (Giggs) in the reserves for a
    couple of games for him to get his confidence back before he resumes
    his position in the first team.
    
    Webb had a c**p game and wasn't taken off early enough imo. As it was,
    he was substituted half way through the 2nd half to the delight of the
    crowd, and Lee Sharpe came on. 
    
    As I see it, UNITED have a goals problem - they're not scoring enough. 
    Hughes had a couple of good shots well blocked by the keeper, but really,
    the forwards are freezing in front of that goal. The only person putting
    them in is McClair and he can't be expected to be superman. We have
    some difficult games ahead, and unless we put more away, we will only
    make things harder for ourselves.
    
    Next home game a week on Saturday, let's hope the situation will have
    improved by then.
    
    J
    
32.970Ah!UNTADI::WILCOCKSONguilty m'ludMon Feb 10 1992 18:315
    A '*suspicion* of off-side' was not the way I heard it!!!!!
    
    It makes no wonder that 'united' (or was it 'UNITED') managed to pluck
    up a bit after that - they probably couldn't beleive their luck.
    
32.971United go back on top, but the strain's starting to show.TRUCKS::SANTMon Feb 10 1992 19:2527
    
    	Well I guess we call it a point gained (on Leeds..) and one game
    	nearer the end, but that's about all. Hirst was playing and he 
    	scored a good goal, but Leeds whupped this lot 6-1 AWAY three weeks
    	ago. We really should have won.
    
    	But with our neighbours beating Leeds and Liverpool struggling to
    	get a draw at Coventry, a point is not a disaster after all.
    
    	I hope this is our "dodgy" period, 'cause if things get much worse
    	we're going to blow it.. We're bound to have a stodgy patch, so's
    	let's hope this is it and a win will put us back on course.
    
    	I must admit to feeling a little worried at our performances of
    	late, and I'm sure the United camp are under a lot of pressure, but
    	sides that win the Championship must overcome that pressure and
    	still keep performing on the pitch.
    	
    	Come back Steve Bruce, and all will be well. Leeds are missing
    	Chappy and had a bad game on Saturday, but they'll put things right
    	very soon and aren't likely to give us many more "free" games.
    	Liverpool, on the other hand, don't seem to have enough time to
    	catch up, and they probably now need to win all their remaining
    	games to have a realistic chance of winning it. I can't see them
    	doing that somehow...
    
    	Andy.
32.972WARNUT::PICKERINGSSimon PickeringTue Feb 11 1992 17:165
    Don't remember seeing this result in this conference...
    
    Last week: FA youth Cup 4th round
    
    Man City 1:3 Man United
32.973scoring problemsTROOA::PBLANEYIt's all in the RISCTue Feb 11 1992 21:1328
    The goal scoring problem is bad. Hughes, despite his strengths, does
    not score enough to be a striker. He *MUST* finf the net more often.
    All i see him do, and very well I might add, is make space, lay the
    ball off, and move on. His shooting percentage must be low. McClair
    came from Celtic where he was a scorer, and this season has risen to
    new heights. But he cannot do it alone. If Giggs is down on life, then
    this seems like a good time to get Sharpe back in. He can score. The
    midfield are not contributing enough. Ince is fast, and works hard, but
    his goal production (1 last year) is not enough for a midfield player.
    And where is Robbo these days. Webb is flirting with the form he had at
    Forest, but looks much too heavy these days to be effective. I'd like
    to see Pally used in moe corners - he can outjump anyone. Kanch. is a
    fast player, and should set up more. I don't see us using him enough to
    just keep pounding down the wing. 
    
    United will win the league, but unless some players really pull up
    their socks, there will be a major clean out before next season begins,
    and some new acquisitions, like a genuine goal scorer/midfielder of
    breeding for the Euro assault. 
    
    Saturday's game was a classic example of this scoring drought.
    Hoepfully they'll stuff some team 6-0 to get things going. February is
    the tough month though. 
    
    My schedule says League Cup tomorrow night. Any confirmation on that ?
    
    
    Paul
32.974This IS our DODGE periodSHAWB1::STOCKMANSTue Feb 11 1992 21:2526
    RE -2
    
    I think this is most certainly our dodgey (well dodge) period.
    As has been mentioned in previous notes we're having probs getting the
    ball in't back er net!!!!
    United's play/buildup (once they've woken up) really is pleasing to the
    eye, yet once the ball gets near the box the players end
    up pi****g about with it & someone ends up looking a right twat!!!
    
    I feel that fergie's continual changes to our lineup almost certainly
    have alot to do with the problem.
    The changes have only really come about since fergie's been trying to
    squeeze Robbo into the lineup by hook or by crook!
    
    Do we REALLY need Robbo in the first 11 every game???? I think not.
    Why change a winning team????? as the ole saying goes.
    
    
    Simon....
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
32.975Another Lockout!SHAWB1::STOCKMANSTue Feb 11 1992 21:3919
    One other little thing I forgot to mention!
    The crowd on saturday was 47,074 & when I turned up at about 14:45 the
    queue's were still huge around the stretford end.
    Just as I got in (with my LMTB) all the turnstiles were shut for
    members.
    Yet another lockout!
    Once we're all seater the capacity will be only 43000!!! Clearly we're
    going the wrong way an just because the directors want a fully
    cantilevered stadium which will make great pictures taken from the sky.
    
    I'd have thought a 50000 all seater stadium would be more in order.
    
    Obviously OT hasn't always been full in recent season's, yet when the
    teams playing well it IS!!!
    And believe you me the team will be playing well for a long while to go
    yet!!!! So watch out LEEDS!!!!
    
    Si
    
32.976This is no time to lose your nerve, and Fergie won't.TRUCKS::SANTWed Feb 12 1992 12:3517
    
    	To answer .974..
    
    	No, we're not in action in the League Cup tonight - we don't know
    	who our opponents are going to be yet. I believe Middlesboro and
    	Peterborough play their replay tonight for the privilege. Anyone?
    
    	Let's relax a little guys....for a team with so much difficulty
    	sticking the ball in the net we're not doing so bad. Have faith,
    	it WILL work out for us in the end. It's at the back in recent
    	games that we've lost it a little, and Bruce's return should put
    	an end to those problems. We can still win the League given a
    	little more confidence and composure in front of goal. Hughes
    	has been outstanding this season, with only the odd poor game. He'd 
    	be in my team every time.

    	Andy.
32.977ESSB::MCUNNIFFEd i g i t a lWed Feb 12 1992 12:398


   I see that Neil "put it over the bar" Webb was on the winning team in 
Question of Sport" last night. It's probably the only team that he will win
anything with this season.

      Cunno
32.978What an educated remark... [cunnos I.Q.= -10!!!!PEKING::DAVIESGWherever you go, there you areWed Feb 12 1992 14:4512
32.979Owt there ?BAHTAT::BLYTHEEe bah gum th's trouble at t'millWed Feb 12 1992 16:405
    re -1
    
    Was it interesting ?
    
    jb.
32.980A hint perhaps???SHAWB1::STOCKMANSWed Feb 12 1992 17:166
    RE .978
    
    Please give us just a little clue on what it was.......
    
    
    Si....
32.98160 seconds starting now !!PLUNDR::LOWEGDon't believe a wordWed Feb 12 1992 17:198
    
    What, like is it a film, book or play ?? How many words ?? Sounds 
    like ?? 3 sylables ?? etc..
    
    I think you better as Lionel..
    
    
    Gary..
32.982Give us a ClueESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyWed Feb 12 1992 17:313
32.983ARNIES::PAGEDNo dialogue please, I'm AustrianWed Feb 12 1992 17:341
    I though it was fair comment as far as Webb is concerned 8-)
32.984the mysterious noteKERNEL::HAWLEYICareful with that axe, EugeneWed Feb 12 1992 17:346
    
    it was someone slagging off cunno wasnt it?
    thought i read it earlier. cant remember who.
    
    Ian. 
    
32.985SUBURB::WAITEGGARY WAITEWed Feb 12 1992 17:425
    Can someone tell me when United take on Palace at Old Trafford.
    
    
    Cheers 
    Gary
32.986Fixture build up....PEKING::DAVIESGWherever you go, there you areWed Feb 12 1992 17:507
    
    My fixture list says 22nd Feb...
    
    
    Then again, it's probably wrong:-)
    
    Greg...
32.987Eagles gameFLAT::JONESWed Feb 12 1992 17:552
    Sat Feb 22 Year of the Monkey (auspicious for Utd?) according to my
    fixture list.
32.989not all ticketFLAT::JONESWed Feb 12 1992 21:073
    The game is NOT all-ticket, but all reserved seats have been sold.
    Usual standing accom on the day, plus unreserved seats in E stand.
    - info courtesy of Saturday's match programme.
32.990too many one-linersSIOG::N_DONNELLYWed Feb 12 1992 22:048
    Re:last 10 or 12 notes
    
    I have to say that you lot (in this note) are doing all you can to get
    to that magic 1,000
    
    and I'm flippin' adding to it (arghhhhhhhhhhh
    
    Noel
32.991When next season comes..BRUMMY::MASONThu Feb 13 1992 13:3817
    The Board at UNITED have decided not to exclude away supporters next
    season. They will be accommodated, in limited numbers, in Stand A. For
    FA Cup games the normal rules will be complied with.
    
    As for pricing, all reserved seats for league matches played at OT will
    cost members 12.00 or 14.00, with standing costing members 8.00. Season
    Tickets and LMTB prices will increase accordingly. Because of the
    demand for space next season, additional LMTBs will be offered.
    
    Only existing members will be invited to renew, the cost remaining
    unchanged.
    
    And there you have it.
    
    J
    
    (from Saturday's match programme)
32.992My claim to fameMINDER::MACDONALDIMUFC ECWC ChampionsThu Feb 13 1992 15:0821
    
    
    Just thought I would let you know, I got my autographed picture of
    Andrei Kanschelski yesterday. Met him personally ... he is very small
    in height and his English is very limited i.e. yes, no, thank you
    etc...
    He was in a sports shop in the Stretford Arndale here signing pictures.
    
    My younger cousin now has the picture... 
    
    ttfn
    
    mac
    
    p.s. there is the infamous HOSTAGE meeting of Utd fans next Tuesday at
    Lancashire Cricket Club... Board members of Utd have been invited, but
    none have replied and none will probably turn up
    There is talk of Utd fans leaving 10 minutes before the end of a game
    as a protest. Don't know how that will effect Utd, as they will have
    already paid to watch the game. If they are going to do that then they
    need to hit utd where it hurts... in the pocket....... 
32.993re-HOSTAGEBRUMMY::MASONThu Feb 13 1992 15:3610
    re-1
    
    Mac
    
    What is this HOSTAGE meeting about now in the light of what was printed
    in Saturday's match programme? I understood that people were mad about
    a rumoured 50% price increase. As that *seems* to have gone away, what
    is on the agenda at the meeting?
    
    J
32.994sMINDER::MACDONALDIMUFC ECWC ChampionsThu Feb 13 1992 17:0716
    
    
    re -1
    
    The rumour has NOT gone away, as mentioned in the MEN earlier this week
    Utd going to do just that maybe not by 50% but by at least 30%. We
    shall have to wait and see.
    
    As to an agenda, I have no idea, topics to include maybe
    why prices have to go up so much
    why the overall capacity is lower than at present, when we are
    constantly turning away fans at home
    etc....
    If I do find out I will let you know.. Maybe Si is going???
    
    mac
32.995sack the board!FLAT::JONESThu Feb 13 1992 18:1920
    My specious claim to fame is I used to sit directly in front of the
    entertaining Michael Crick at OT (that was before my late ticket
    renewal resulted in my LMTB being reallocated).
    
    Crick wrote the very informative "Manchester United - Betrayal of a
    Legend", rubbished at the time by David 'Totally Impartial' Meek of the
    MEN.
    
    You only have to flick thro it to realise that the hyperbolic 'greatest
    club in the world' tag is a load of crap.
    
    The team are brilliant, but it's been long apparent that the MUFC
    directors regard the fans as an unsavoury, necessary evil (same with
    all big clubs, I suppose, look at the Arsenal Bond fiasco).
    
    Clearly, these extortionate price increases have something to do with
    last season's flotation, and the shareholders' dividends that flow from
    it.
    
    Let's hope HOSTAGE get some kind of result.
32.996YUPPY::PANESHippy daze is here againThu Feb 13 1992 18:4111
                       <<< Note 32.995 by FLAT::JONES >>>
                              -< sack the board! >-

    
>                            but it's been long apparent that the MUFC
>    directors regard the fans as an unsavoury, unnecessary evil (same with


   They're not the only ones ( oblig. smiley ).

   Stuart
32.997Business is business...BRUMMY::MASONThu Feb 13 1992 20:2836
    re.995
    
    As I saw it, the flotation was necessary to inject cash into the
    company (Manchester United plc) expressly for this redevelopment (if I
    am wrong, or simply naive, then I'm sorry). We all have to accept that
    football is big business these days. The times are long since gone
    where players played for love. You only have to look at the
    extortionate transfer fees flying around to see that money rules.
    
    When MUplc floted the shares, they committed to paying their
    shareholders a dividend. As with any company, it has to make a profit
    in order to be able to keep that commitment. This profit has come from
    the fans through the turnstiles and through the peripheral stuff
    (merchandising, programmes...), TV rights to games, and the short, but
    sweet FA Cup run.  The increasing interest in MU due to their increased
    success in League and Cup football will ensure that the shareholders
    are paid.
    
    To ensure that this continues next season, while the re-development
    continues in line with the Taylor report, price increases are
    necessary. While it is hard on everyone (me included as I pay my dues
    upfront) we have to accept that this is the way it is. I don't really
    think that 8.00 is too much to ask to watch the best in 1st Division
    football.
    
    Its all very well coming out with all of this vitriol, but what is your
    answer to it? I'm not trying to get at you here, but unless you can
    propose a solution to what is a difficult problem, then complaining is
    useless.
    
    We all love the game, and we are going to have to continue paying to
    watch it. Prices will go up - its inevitable. I don't like it any more
    than you do.
    
    J
    
32.998F.A. Youth CupOPG::TONYThu Feb 13 1992 21:247
The youngsters are at it tonight in the 5th Round of the F.A. Youth Cup 
against Tranmmere at Old Trafford.
The paper today said that Giggs was going to make a return. We shall se...!!

Come on you youngsters..!!

Tony
32.999Kick off for the benefit of Pedigree Chum and Fairy LiquidBAHTAT::BLYTHEEe bah gum th's trouble at t'millThu Feb 13 1992 21:367
    re -2
    
    Only 30-40% of Man U's income (as with other clubs) will be from the
    turnstiles. This figure will get less as TV takes over, and Sunday
    afternoon and Monday night football becomes the norm. Fans ? sod em.
    
    jb.
32.1000The New Red Herring StandFLAT::JONESThu Feb 13 1992 21:5725
    re .997
    
    I don't think it's necessary to be so apathetic about being helpless to
    do anything about higher prices given the actions by fans at other
    clubs in the 1st div.
    
    The point I was trying to make is why should Utd fans have to dig deep
    into their pockets to swell the income of a relatively small number of
    shareholders. I believe that the redevelopment programme is mainly a
    smokescreen for this.
    
    I don't think people would mind paying maybe 10 quid, or whatever, if
    it was genuinely going to the club, rather than rapidly disappearing
    forever out of it.
    
    The ground is going to be of substantially reduced capacity for one
    season; after that it will be 43 000 expensive seats every match.
    What's wrong with a bankloan to cover the shortfall in the Taylor
    money? Answer: why cripple yourself with interest payments, when you
    can milk the fans coming thro the turnstiles.
    
    The difference, I believe, between this and any other consumer/provider
    situation is that Utd count on the fact that the fans will keep coming
    no matter what. Maybe, following the example of West Ham and Arsenal
    fans we are entering an era of 'scarf power'. Maybe.
32.1001shareholders are importantTROOA::PBLANEYIt's all in the RISCThu Feb 13 1992 23:2815
    Those 'relatively few shareholders' happen to have spent a few bob on
    the club's future, handing their filthy lucre over to the board to
    spend. I'd say they have a right to have  a say in how their investment
    is justified, ie: raise prices. 
    
    Here in Canada, professional sport tickets are scarce, and for a decent
    seat at anything it costs about $30, about 15 quid. That is if you can
    get in. I still think United should look for a 50000-60000 stadium, a
    la spanish types, and take the plunge. We discusses this earlier, and
    someone complained about all the 'true' fans. Footy is big business,
    else you die. Take it or leave it. 430000 all seater *must* raise more
    revenue than the current lot of seats+standing does - why would the
    shareholders accept anything less ? 
    
    -pb
32.1002Rumbleows Semi-FinalESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyFri Feb 14 1992 19:145
32.1003Rumbelows and FA Youth CupOPG::TONYFri Feb 14 1992 20:1113
Details are not confirmed but should Middlesborough have a result tommorow
in the FA Cup then the games will be on the 26th Feb and 4th March.
If not then the first leg will be played on the 4th March and the second on
the 11th March..

United are away in the 1st leg..

Also, 

The Youth team reached the semi-finals of the FA Youth Cup last night by
beating Tranmmere Rovers 2-0 at Old Trafford. One goal was scored by Giggs.

Tony
32.1004Can't wait for 2000ULYSSE::CHAMPOLLIONFri Feb 14 1992 21:073
32.10051000-upKERNEL::HAWLEYIIan Hawley, South UK VMS supportFri Feb 14 1992 21:166
    JF,
    i was gonna post note 1000 last night, but i thought it couldnt think
    of anything interesting to say...
    no change there!
    Ian.
    
32.1006WARNUT::PICKERINGSSimon PickeringFri Feb 14 1992 21:199
    Re .997
    
    One of the reason's I stopped going to watch United was the price. I
    think 8.00 or even more is an extortionate amount for 90 mins football.
    Its way over the odds compared to say the Cinema or Horse Racing.
    
    Taking a family to football is a second mortgage job; taking your wife
    and two kids is 50 quid touch after admission, programmes etc
    
32.1007Giggs scores x 2MINDER::MACDONALDIMUFC ECWC ChampionsMon Feb 17 1992 11:318
    re - 1003
    
    Utd Youth Team as mentioned beat Tranmere, and Giggs actually scored
    both goals.
    Also I am lead to beleive that there was approx 8000 people there to
    watch. Is this a record for a youth team game????
    
    mac
32.1008WARNUT::PICKERINGSSimon PickeringMon Feb 17 1992 16:064
    Re .last
    
    8,000 is a small crowd for United youth. In the old days (late 50's and
    early 60's) they sometimes got 20,000+.
32.1009Ryan is OutESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyTue Feb 18 1992 15:596
32.1010Is the Derby PostponedESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyTue Feb 18 1992 16:0312
32.1011WARNUT::PICKERINGSSimon PickeringTue Feb 18 1992 16:275
    Match against City has been postponed. Chelsea fixture re-arranged for
    28th Feb. [That can't be right -- that's a Friday; maybe 28th March?]
    No new date for City yet. United running into fixture
    problems because of Middlesboro vs Peterborough delays and FA Cup
    clashes. 
32.1012Final League Placings.ESSB::MCUNNIFFEThe Mancs are out of the cupTue Feb 18 1992 17:109
    Would anybody out there be able to supply me with the following
statistics as I am compiling a study at the moment. What I would like to
know are the final league positions of Man Utd every year since they last
won the title in 1967.
   
      Thanks in anticipation
  
            Cunno
32.1013classy p***takeKERNEL::HAWLEYIIan Hawley, South UK VMS supportTue Feb 18 1992 17:275
    
    hes got style, hasnt he?!?
    :-)
    Ian.
    
32.1014Talk about neck :-)GALVIA::SPAINThere's always the U.S.Tue Feb 18 1992 17:344
    
    Martin, I suggest you buy the Rothmans.  :-)
    
    Gary.
32.1015V Jones suspended, shock horrorFLAT::JONESTue Feb 18 1992 17:517
    Says in the paper today that Chelsea want to bring the fixture forward
    so that Vinnie Jones won't miss the 6th Rnd Cup tie, oweing to the
    suspension following Saturday's 7 second booking (he misses 2 games).
    
    Utd have said no - they want it playing late March (but not the 28th
    - earlier note, we're playing QPR then). Wonder if Utd will use that
    free Saturday to stage the derby game...
32.1016Yawn...............TRUCKS::SANTTue Feb 18 1992 18:016
    
    	re 1013..
    
    	No, Ian. He's just nothing else to talk about.
             
    	Andy.
32.1017:-) :-) :-)ESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyTue Feb 18 1992 18:4411
32.1018ChelseaOPG::TONYTue Feb 18 1992 21:3011
Re-arranged for the 26th February at 8:00pm..!!

Man City on the 11th March is postponed due to Rumbellows Cup.


Tony

P.S. 
What's going on with all these Hidden Notes..!! Can someone please tell us.!!
I wont bother to reply to Cunnos little assault at United..Yet again..!!
So people should NOT stick up for him when he is acting like a pil*&*k !! 
32.1019Typical ESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyTue Feb 18 1992 22:0612
32.1020not exactly Cricket eh what !TROOA::PBLANEYIt's all in the RISCWed Feb 19 1992 02:1610
    all this hidden stuff is not exactly Cricket eh what old chaps ?
    
    Martin is getting nervous - into mid-February, United having a rough
    time, and still on top. I think he is preparing his congratulatory note
    for when we win the title, and it will contain a long verbage on our
    finishes these past 20 odd years. Yes Martin, I'd sure like to see the
    study results, and a comparison with Liverpool or anyone else. Please
    post as soon as possible. 
    
    Paul
32.1021Etiquette violation by the moderator?DBOSW2::ESBECKDec Van EsbeckWed Feb 19 1992 17:272
    Bit offside there, Gary eh? The moderator advertising cigarettes and
    advising a noter to commit hari-kari in a  single sentence. :-)
32.1022Alex at the R.D.S.ESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyThu Feb 20 1992 16:3112
32.1023WebbyESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyThu Feb 20 1992 16:516
32.1024Excellent Webb??????ESSB::MCUNNIFFEThe Mancs are out of the cupThu Feb 20 1992 17:0419
32.1025Can you see through Red Tinted GlassesESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyThu Feb 20 1992 17:149
32.1026Webb played Great......PEKING::DAVIESGWherever you go, there you areThu Feb 20 1992 17:346
    
    I agree. Webb had a great game (I saw it live on BskyB) He was steady
    and looked in command for nearly all of the game. I agree with Cunno
    about Thomas though.... He really was bad.
    
    Greg..
32.1027BEAGLE::CAMPBELLReal ponies don't go oink!Thu Feb 20 1992 17:5017
    I have to disagree, or is it agree? Dunno. Anyway, I though Webb had an
    average game, he didn't shine for me, nor was he particularly bad. 
    Having said that, quite a few passes went astray in the first half, it
    looked as though France were going to dominate the game until the goal,
    and of course when the boy Lineker came on for the second half England
    were transformed.  I imagine that Gazza will walk back into the side if
    Webb and/or Clough play like that again.
    
    Stevo.
    
    p.s. We need Hoddle back again to make the play if we're gonna have
    Lineker and Shearer up front as a credible attacking force during the
    summer.
    
    p.p.s.  I saw the slow-mo replay of the French 'B' team's goal from
    Tuesday night, it was at LEAST a foot over the line. They was robbed.
    
32.1028The boy Shearer done goodYUPPY::SEABURYSThu Feb 20 1992 20:3615
    Webb was average, let's face it...
    If he was meant to be the creative force in midfield then I think
    Taylor will have to change his plans. Clough produced the only real
    creative pass of the game when he split the French defence in two, and
    I reckon he deserves at least another chance.
    Gazza would certainly walk straight into that team, as would Platt, and
    I reckon Barnes would be preferred to Clough, so I can't see Webb, or
    Thomas, holding down a regular place once everyone is fit.
    Two excellent points last night though were the performances of Jones
    at right back, and Shearer up front. Shearer looked all class, and both
    he and Jones have long England careers ahead of them.
    Thought Mark Wright played superbly... created the opening goal...
    
    Stew.
    
32.1029WARNUT::PICKERINGSSimon PickeringThu Feb 20 1992 20:385
    Re .1024
    
    Cunno is only sulking; he's just realised that Liverpool have wasted
    1.5m on Michael Thomas - a player that will never get back into the
    England team while class acts like Webb are around.
32.1030WARNUT::PICKERINGSSimon PickeringThu Feb 20 1992 20:454
    RE .1028
    
    I thought Barnes was playing; after all his contribution was as
    annonymous as usual....
32.1031Thomas is worth 1.5m, Webb isn't!!YUPPY::SEABURYSThu Feb 20 1992 21:036
    re .1030
    
    no, I think you're thinking of Webb... ;-)
    
    Stew
    
32.1032agree with CunnoTROOA::PBLANEYIt's all in the RISCSat Feb 22 1992 01:0911
    I didn't see the game, but in general agree with Martin on the global
    comment. Mind you, I doubt I'd agree it is just because he came to
    United - it could be he thinks he has made it, and therefore takes it
    easy. I believe Webby will be gone in the summer - he has only shown
    occasional signs of Forest form at United. Cloughie will make him
    great again. United should get what they can. They should be careful
    NOT to take any players from Clough - he makes them play above average
    - a tough task for a manager to achieve at United with all the
    pressure.
    
    -pb
32.1033Going ClearESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyMon Feb 24 1992 12:419
32.1034United 2 - 0 Crystal PalaceTRUCKS::SANTMon Feb 24 1992 12:4216
    
    	Meanwhile, back to United...
    
    	Three points on Saturday against the Falling Eagles, with Sparky
    	getting both in a 2-0 victory. With Leeds getting a point in
    	yesterdays televised bore-draw (1-1) at Everton, we are now three
    	points clear + a game in hand over Leeds. Liverpool and City both
    	lost, so it now looks like a two-horse race for the title barring
    	total disaster.
    
    	Chelsea on Wednesday. A win and we're looking good with only 13
    	games to go...
    
    	Better start thinking up those excuses, Martin...8-)
    
    	Andy.
32.1035Reds on a roll..MIACT::MASONMon Feb 24 1992 13:4339
    UNITED 2 Crystal Palace 0
    
    My faith in Sparky comes right at last! 
    
    In all truth it was a pretty nondescript game. The wind didn't help
    matters much, but neither (here we go again) did our illustrious
    officials. With the greatest respect to my refereeing colleague, I just
    can't help wondering whether the old adage "one rule for one, one rule
    for another..." really does apply. Correct me if I'm wrong, but I
    thought that the new off-side rule stated that if a player was in line
    with the defender when the ball was played, then he was on side. The
    amount of times that a player was called when it was clear that he was
    in line with the defender was ludicrous. And then, of course, those
    occasions where "oh I'll let it pass this time..." god it was so 
    frustrating.
    
    Also, Crystal Palace were guilty of some diabolical fouling (anyone
    remember a certain Cup Final replay?) and yet Hughes retaliates once
    and is booked. Bryan Robson was blatantly booted in the shins, was
    down in the box, not allowed attention from the bench, and the referee 
    waved play on!! I was aghast. 
    
    Anyway, at the end of the day we came away with a welcome 3 points. The
    2 goals were well taken, but in all seriousness, we should have had
    more. Schmeical made a superb save in the 2nd half -- how on earth did
    the ball not go in the net after a nice CP move. Schmeical the rubber
    man methinks.
    
    The two week break obviously did them the world of good. Giggs looked
    totally revitalised and put in some wonderful displays down the wing in
    his now customary no 4 shirt. Donaghy looked our most solid player at
    the back (Schmeical apart) and Webb, altho taken off at the end, looked
    as good as he did at the beginning of the season.
    
    What with Leeds being held by Everton, and the Pool being royally
    stuffed by Norwich, a good weekend was had by all..
    
    J           
    
32.1036Possible MovesESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyMon Feb 24 1992 17:006
32.1037Peter Davenport and Terry Gibson... where are they now??YUPPY::SEABURYSMon Feb 24 1992 19:285
    re .1036
    
    So, another manc striker to be condemmed to complete obscurity, eh??
    
    Stew 8-)
32.1038comfortable winTROOA::PBLANEYIt's all in the RISCMon Feb 24 1992 21:4935
    United will hardly be selling anyone at this stage. 
    
    Seen the game live on TV Saturday. The previous comments were accurate.
    Robbo was taken down just inside the area - not even a whisper of a
    whistle. Although Giggs looked good, he does not know what to do when
    he gets to the area. Defenders are backing off him now, but he is
    unsure what to do. McClair was brilliant. Ran all over, looks like he
    can play any position, and was a star. His backheel to Giggs from the
    byline just inside the area, and Giggs beautiful low curving cross
    which Hughes lunged at, was a pretty move. The outstretched leg that
    Hughes got to the ball made it spin away from him and the keeper nicely
    into the net. 
    
    United could have been down by two also. The defence looked slack, with
    the big man at the back for CP getting a free header off a corner,
    which he hit right into Schmeical. Our keeper saved the day later
    with a great reaction save, when the United defence were standing
    around watching the game. Pal Mal was solid as usual, and he is keeping
    Parker out - rightfully so!. Webb in midfield was solid, but I thought
    Ince had a helluva game playing deep. Noone could get round him ,and he
    player aggressively. Poor Kanch. - they forgot we had a right winger,
    and just about never fed him the ball. Maybe a tactic. 
    
    Parker came on, and Webb got a rest. Sharpe came on and only on the
    slo-mo did you see what a great try he made at a cross, nearly turning
    it into a goal. He looked fine for the time he was on. I'd rotate him
    and Giggs, as Sharpe is much bigger and stronger. 
    
    A comfortable win. Roll on Wednesday. United have more games away than
    home. The game in hand is crucial, and a point at least will be
    welcomed. I believe we beat them earlier, so I am going for a win here,
    and a very useful cushion that we will need. If we have a 6 point lead
    with 10 games to go, I reckon it is home free. 
    
    -paul
32.1039UNITEDESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyTue Feb 25 1992 21:157
32.1040Phelan......Brilliant.ESSB::MCUNNIFFEThe Mancs are out of the cupTue Feb 25 1992 22:1519
32.1041Relegated note!ESSB::TSHAUGHNESSYElectric Shaughs!Tue Feb 25 1992 23:3010
Oi, re last


   Stewards inquiry needed in that last one ????

When I saw the 5 I thought "pounds", but when I seen "Million"
I had to intervene  



32.1042getting rid of the dead wood?AIMTEC::WICKS_AVote Bill'n'Opus for a weirder USATue Feb 25 1992 23:417
    Just out of idle curiousity.... is the stunningly talented Rod Wallace
    still with the Mancs ... and how come noone has made an offer for him
    yet? (:==:)
    
    Regards,
    
    Andrew.D.Wicks
32.1043This is going to be our year...TRUCKS::SANTTue Feb 25 1992 23:4611
    
    	Extract the proverbial at your leisure, boys....you'll be choking
    	on the league title gags at the end of the season 8-)
    
    	We have discussed the many obscure United purchases in the transfer
    	market at length time over in this topic, yet still it returns.
    	
    	I guess we can live with it though, if Alex brings home the bacon
    	this year. It has truely been a long time since '67...  
    
    	Andy.
32.1044R2ME2::HINXMANI'll just sit here and rustWed Feb 26 1992 01:119
	re .1042

>    Just out of idle curiousity.... is the stunningly talented Rod Wallace
>    still with the Mancs ... and how come noone has made an offer for him

	Uh, uh. _Danny_ Wallace went to Manchester United.
		Brother Rod is at Leeds.

	Tony
32.1045Danny Wallace SaysMINDER::MACDONALDIMUFC ECWC ChampionsWed Feb 26 1992 12:5714
    
    
    re: Danny Wallace
    
    Wallace is currently playing in the reserves until a chance comes up in
    the 1st team. There were runours that he was returning to Southampton,
    and still might if UTD are to buy Shearer at the end of the season.
    
    However in the meantime Danny has been knocking in the goals, I think
    has scored 3/4 times in his last 3/4 outings.
    
    Mac
    
    
32.1046never forget the keeperKERNEL::HAWLEYIIan Hawley, South UK VMS supportWed Feb 26 1992 14:5929
    
    Andy,
    at this stage of the season, it would be a confident man indeed who bet
    against Man Utd to win the championship.
    if indeed you DO win the championship, as it seems you will, then i
    shall be the first to congratulate you. you will have proved (despite a
    few glitches (sp)) to be the most consistent team. 
    it seems however, that full credit will not be given to the team, and
    more will be made of the injury situation at clubs such as Liverpool
    and Leeds, where notable injuries have lessened the performance of the
    team. Whilst this is true indeed, i think that nothing should be taken
    away from your team, notably i think the influences of players such as
    Kanchelskis and Giggs, and especially Schmeical.
    Goalkeepers, supported by a strong defence, seem to be championship
    winners these days, it was the notable addition of the in-form David
    Seaman that spurred Arsenals title chasing team last season.
    This season it is Schmeical, most of the time unobtrusively, but
    occasionally spectacularly keping the clean sheets that lead to points
    and championships.
    The role of the goalkeeper in modern football seems unglamorous in 
    comparison with that of the goalgetter, which is a shame.
    Liverpool have really failed to maintain consistency due to a poor
    defence and decidedly inconsistent goalkeeper.
    If these problems are ironed out, next season should be very
    entertaining.
    Which club did Schmeical sign from and for how much?
    
    Ian.
    
32.1047A comfortable victory for the REDS!SHAWB1::STOCKMANSWed Feb 26 1992 15:227
Well,


United to win 2 - 0 tonight.

All us Warrington bods 'll be going along. Apart from Watty that is, who can't
get a pass from THE BOSS (she who must be obeyed)!!!!
32.1048United Champions 92'ESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyWed Feb 26 1992 15:5131
32.1049Poor Cunno!!! Ha haSHAWB1::STOCKMANSWed Feb 26 1992 16:1112
RE .1048

To add to the previous reply.

I think you'll find that the most consistent team is nearly always a squad which
has suffered little in the way of injuries & having a good/large enough squad to
bring in decent players when there are injuries.

As Brian said, We have the talent there to bring in those players!!!!


Si...
32.1050Coaching difference ?CHEFS::CAINEPMarvin the paranoid androidWed Feb 26 1992 18:008
    Further addition to .1048
    
    I may have missed something, but no-one seems to question *why*
    Looneypool have had so many injuries.  Strange that it only became a
    serious problem when Dalglish disappeared and Souness arrived.
    Is Dalglish clairvoyent ?  Or do MUFC have better coaching staff ?
    PFC
    
32.1051Will we be 6 points clear TonightESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyWed Feb 26 1992 18:347
32.1052Brian is worse than MartinKERNEL::HAWLEYIIan Hawley, South UK VMS supportWed Feb 26 1992 19:2612
    
    Brian,
    
    so how was your weeks course at the cunno school of bias?
    
    Ian.
    
    p.s to say Man Utd have a more talented side than Liverpool is
        nonsense, NO player gets as injured in as stylish and talented
        way as the likes of John Barnes and Ian Rush!
    :-)
    
32.1053Only Barne's clothes are stylishESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyWed Feb 26 1992 20:288
32.1054So much for unbiased notes!!YUPPY::SEABURYSWed Feb 26 1992 21:236
    Brian,
    
    I hope the mancs get well and truly stuffed tonight!!
    
    Stew.
    
32.1055TROOA::PBLANEYIt's all in the RISCWed Feb 26 1992 21:3426
    OK Ok guys, before Gary comes in with the big moderator axe . . .
    
    I thought Ian's (.1046) assessment was fair, and unbiased, and the
    congrats will be welcomed. Hopefully United will learn once they win
    this that they can't always buy their way into championships. A blend
    of talent, built up through the junior ranks, and complemented by the
    occasional purchase, is what will pay off over YEARS, and not just one.
    We deserve the success, but I can't help but feel some of the lessons
    Busby learned have been forgotton. Liverpool, in whom I have immense
    respect as a club, have developed great players out of average ones,
    and have a superb junior system. Their purchases when KD was boss were
    very astute. I am not so sure Souness will keep that good judgement
    intact, but that is another matter. Fergie is finally getting to where
    he was at Aberdeen. He built a brilliant team out of nothing. His
    problem at Utd was that success had to be tomorrow, so he tried buying
    his way along. It paid off in in bits and pieces, with the ECWC being
    the crown, but the big ones (League & Euro Cup) require what he has
    finally gained, control. United should now move on to bigger and better
    things. The league is just the first step. For English football, a
    successful Utd is good news, along with Liverpool Arsenal etc. 
    
    Victory over Chelsea will ensure a very comfortable point margin, and
    lead to more points as the team can relax and just play. A pivotal
    game. 2-1 Utd.
    
    -pb
32.1056...KERNEL::HAWLEYIIan Hawley, South UK VMS supportWed Feb 26 1992 21:548
    pb,
    
    couldnt have said it better myself.
    perfectly unbiased, brilliant.
    
    Ian.
    
    p.s 1-1 tonight is my pred.
32.1057Cunno Really Follows TranmereESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyWed Feb 26 1992 22:0519
32.1058PEKING::NAGLEJWed Feb 26 1992 22:104
    
    Chelsea to win 1 or 2 nil.
    
    JN.
32.1059update plsEICMFG::HOWEAlice in ordnungThu Feb 27 1992 01:405
    
    Any updates yet ???
    
    
    K.
32.1060oh well, it's not that bad....PEKING::DAVIESGWherever you go, there you areThu Feb 27 1992 11:509
    
    United     1 - 1  Chelsea 
    
    Hughes 87         Donaghy(og) 63
    
    United do well to get the point, but they will be dissapointed about
    their inability to win and about Robbo's injury.
    
    Greg.
32.1061Sparkey to the RescueESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyThu Feb 27 1992 12:4813
32.1062Four points clear on top and other things..TRUCKS::SANTThu Feb 27 1992 12:5733
    
    	Glad we managed to salvage the point last night - R5 kept me in
    	suspense whilst covering the trivial goings-on at Anfield 8-)
    	
    	Ian, your note earlier was very fair and even-handed - all your
    	own work? ;-) - and I for one hope to be able to enjoy reading
    	your plaudids on this fine United side, but I disagree that 
    	*should* United win the league that it will only be remembered
    	for Liverpool's so-called injury crisis. This is rubbish. As we
    	United supporters know only too well, only winners are remembered.
    	
    	For example, who other than the particular team's own fans could
    	remember the last 10 league runners-up without resorting to some
    	sort of records book? Also, who cares that when Arsenal won the
    	title 3 years ago that they actually only won the league due
    	to them scoring more goals - their GD was identical to Liverpool's,
    	so they also conceded more but were still the winners.
    
    	Winners, Ian. Liverpool have enjoyed their success and no one has
    	dripped on about injuries to their own side. Liverpool have
    	sufferred through an unfortunately large number this season, but
    	lets not forget that the original first team squad was an aged
    	one. Injuries are part of the risk of having an older squad. Many
    	of the younger players were kept out of the side by Dalglish in
    	favour of buying in older talent. Ce la vie...
    
    	It's significant that since Sourpuss brought in these youngsters
    	they have steadily rebuilt confidence and form. I said they would
    	way back in October, when things looked grim. But it will take 
    	time. In the meantime you'll just have to accept that other more
    	accomplished sides will take the honours for a while. 
    
    	Andy.
32.1063You forgot to say...!!!OPG::TONYThu Feb 27 1992 13:0013
Brian,


We also had 2 goals disallowed for offside.

One from McClair which I had an excellent view of, plus the pleasure of numerous
action replays on the executive boxes monitors...There were 3 Chelsea players
standing on the goal line...As for the other it was at the other end so I
really can't comment....

Never mind...

Tony
32.1064:-)KERNEL::HAWLEYIIan Hawley, South UK VMS supportThu Feb 27 1992 13:038
    
    is there any point in manchester united fans turning up until 5 minutes
    to go these days?!?!?
    :-)
    ouch! ouch! im joking!!!
    Ian.
    :-) (again)
    
32.1065im in a good mood!KERNEL::HAWLEYIIan Hawley, South UK VMS supportThu Feb 27 1992 13:0915
    re. andy,
    
    what i meant by 'it will be remembered for Liverpools injuries' was
    meant in the context that us Liverpool fans shouldnt whine so much!
    :-)
    anyway, your right about the young side. 
    Liverpool and United can claim to have the best scouts in the
    business with an uncanny ability to find young talent.
    its a shame Liverpool didnt stick to this instead of resorting to
    buying Derby players...
    :-)
    Giggs, McManaman and Jones are the 3 best young 'finds' this year
    and will mature into excellent players.
    Ian.
    
32.1066A six month selective memory?YUPPY::MCCABEMikeThu Feb 27 1992 13:256
    >>Liverpool and United can claim to have the best scouts in the
    >>business with an uncanny ability to find young talent.
    
    You have to be joking, surely?
    
    Mike M
32.1067Chelsea the BogeymenFLAT::JONESThu Feb 27 1992 14:0810
    Chelsea have been our bogey side at OT going back to the days of
    Osgood, Cooke et al when they saved their best performances for OT -
    including a cup final. Didn't we give them an own goal and an iffy
    penalty in the game last year (could have been the year before..)
    
    *********************************************************************
    BTW I never feel in the slightest bit moved to post anything in the
    Liverpool conference (what can you say about the scallys that hasn't
    been said before?). It's a pity we have to put up with their puerile
    whingeing in this note....sad, really.
32.1068so should we stick to our own topics?KERNEL::HAWLEYIIan Hawley, South UK VMS supportThu Feb 27 1992 14:5213
    re. "peurile whingeing"
    
    its called conversation.
    if you bothered to set aside your incredible bias and actually read
    the notes properly you would see that we are discussing certain issues
    including consistency and youth policies.
    is this "peurile"?
    or should such words be reserved for people who intend to inflame the
    'feuding' between football teams by barracking opposing supporters?
    
    Ian.
    :-) (sort of)
    
32.1069It's a long time since '67YUPPY::SEABURYSThu Feb 27 1992 14:5410
    re .1067
    
    I didn't realise they used to play the cup final at Old Trafford...
    Must have been a long time ago??!!??
    
    As for not writing in the 'pool notes file, keep it up... we can do
    without that sort of note!!
    
    Stew.
    
32.1070anyone got a dictionary!!!KERNEL::HAWLEYIIan Hawley, South UK VMS supportThu Feb 27 1992 14:595
    
    by the way, how do you spell, Peurile/Puerile/Purile?
    
    Ian.
    
32.1071ReplayESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyThu Feb 27 1992 15:027
32.1072All-Ticket or NotESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyThu Feb 27 1992 15:2411
32.1073Middlesbrough..Semi-finalOPG::TONYThu Feb 27 1992 15:3611
Brian,

The game is all ticket...!!

At the moment only Season ticket holders and LMTB holders can obtain tickets..
There is an announcement on Friday the 28th but I suspect you are going to need
Tokens...Call the ticket office on Friday.

Also, there is a rumour that the Man City game might be on the 18th of March.

Tony
32.107413 to GoESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyThu Feb 27 1992 15:5121
32.1075BEAGLE::CAMPBELLReal ponies don't go oink!Thu Feb 27 1992 16:555
    It's spelled 'puerile', and comes from the latin 'puer', meaning 'boy'.
    
    Helpingly yours,
    
    Stevo
32.1076YUPPY::PANESWatching the big apple turn overThu Feb 27 1992 19:2014
32.1077What's the difference??YUPPY::SEABURYSThu Feb 27 1992 20:2731
    re .1071
    
    Brian,
    
    I'd just like to point out that there is, though a very subtle one, a
    difference between an FA Cup Final and an FA CUP Final REPLAY.
    
    Just in case you can't work it out for yourself...
    
    The final is between the two teams which won their respective
    semi-finals, whether they required replays or not, and is generally
    played in a big stadium with a large capacity, such as Wembley. 
    
    A replay is needed if the two teams which won their respective
    semi-finals, whether they required a replay or not, are unable to
    produce a result in the final, after extra time (i.e. Crystal P. vs 
    Mancs in 1990).
    The replay is generally played at a smaller stadium (some might even
    say second rate), with a lower capacity, such as Old Trafford.
    
    A second replay would be needed if the two teams in the replay, that
    also played in the final, after winning their respective semi-finals,
    whether they needed a replay or not, could not decide the match in the
    replay, after extra time. Though, in cup final replays there would be 
    penalties at the end of the replay, after extra time, to decide the 
    result, so a second replay is generally unheard of.
    
    Hope this helps,
    
    Stew. ;-)
    
32.1078Please tell us the DrawESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyThu Feb 27 1992 20:546
32.1079BLKPUD::WATTERSONPThu Feb 27 1992 21:2714
    
    Re .1077
    
    Stew - what are you smoking ?
    
    Re wherever
    
    Brian, the game is a sell-out, all the tickets have been bought by us
    disullisoned Evertonians (to cheer on the opposition of course). But if
    I can think on, I'll get you a programme - so at least you'll know who
    was playing for the opposition.........
    
    Paul
                                           
32.1080Study your ProgrammeESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyThu Feb 27 1992 21:5612
32.1081United stay on top for the rest of the season.8-)TRUCKS::SANTFri Feb 28 1992 13:3219
    
    	fellas, fellas.......let's keep it sensible, eh? 8-)
    
    	United away tomorrow to Coventry, with a win now essential. 
    
    	Bruce is reported to be playing in the reserve game with Liverpool
    	tomorrow. This is good news - with big Steve back I can see us
    	pulling clear and staying there! With the chasing group now
    	disappearing into the distance behind us, only Leeds seem to
    	present us with any threat. They will be looking to get back on
    	the winning trail soon so we must be ready for them. They have
    	more games at thome left than us, but that might not be such a
    	bad thing - we see to be saving our better performances for away
    	games at the moment. The pressure is more obviously affecting us
      	at OT...
    
    	United to win 2-1 tomorrow. Giggs and Webb to score.
    
    	Andy.
32.1082What's sensible??YUPPY::SEABURYSFri Feb 28 1992 16:028
    re .1081
    
    Andy,
    
    Bruce who??
    
    Stew. 8-)
    
32.1083Life Without RobboESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyFri Feb 28 1992 20:4211
32.1084PEKING::NAGLEJFri Feb 28 1992 21:3110
    
    I can see Robson packing it in at the end of this season. He
    can't seem to take a knock these days. I've watched him a few
    times this season and when he goes down he can't get up immediately
    like he used too or as the younger players do. 
    
    Thats not a criticism by the way, just an observation. Any other
    comments ?
    
    JN.
32.1085Bryan RobsonKERNEL::HAWLEYIIan Hawley, South UK VMS supportFri Feb 28 1992 21:337
    
    a future career in management perhaps?
    i cant see him going to a lower division club to finish off his days.
    good luck to him...
    
    Ian.
    
32.1086Ince will TakeoverESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptySat Feb 29 1992 14:519
32.1087not good enough..........PEKING::DAVIESGWherever you go, there you areMon Mar 02 1992 11:4410
    
    Manchester 0 - 0  Coventry
    
    
    Another draw against a side that we really should have beat.Leeds are
    getting closer now, and drawing against Coventry when Leeds could have
    beat them is dissapointing. I'm only talking from the match result
    though, a report anybody?
    
    Greg...
32.1088No League game until March 14thESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyMon Mar 02 1992 15:3112
32.1089Make or Break ?BAHTAT::BLYTHEEe bah gum th's trouble at t'millMon Mar 02 1992 15:597
    re -1
    
    Leeds could be 7 points ahead, it will be a good psychological
    advantage '7 points in the bag is better than 7 games in hand ....'
    Now, if the Manc-Boro games go to replays......
    
    jb.
32.1090COMICS::WATTERSONOne more mint Mr President ?Mon Mar 02 1992 16:089
    
    Re .1089
    
    A bit below the belt.... do you want to turn all the Mancs into
    quivering wrecks ?
    
    Paul
    
    PS - Good to see Chapman back on Saturday and what a cracking goal....
32.1091Do Us a Favour Big RonESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyMon Mar 02 1992 21:0410
32.1092Leeds like the VillaBAHTAT::BLYTHEEe bah gum th's trouble at t'millMon Mar 02 1992 21:084
    Leeds' last results vs Villa have been 0-0 a, 4-1 h (Rum Cup), 5-2 h,
    4-1 a. Another 4-1 will be fine tomorrow night.
    
    jb.
32.1093TROOA::PBLANEYIt's all in the RISCMon Mar 02 1992 21:5024
    The Coventry result was bad news - with the schedule, and Leeds chance
    to be 7 up, that 2 points 'lost' will loom for a while. However, if
    Leeds fail to grab this chance - like someone says, 7 points up is
    better than any games in hand (United 1 Chelsea 1 to prove a point).
    There simply have been too many ties of late for United, going back to
    a note I made way back about United needing a real true striker.
    McClair is a superb player, but not an opportunist, and Hughes is
    great, but disappoints me as a 'striker'. Without Robbo to snap up
    those chances...we get a draw. 
    
    Funny how the schedule can kill you even when you don't play, but it
    could also make life easy. Leeds could end up 2 points behind, with
    United 3 games in hand. Technically, United could win the title then
    within the next 9 games!. I reckon'ed if they stayed on top this long,
    they would win it. To be there despite 2 wins 5 draws shows ypu one
    thing - Leeds could not run away or take advantage. For that reason, I
    expect Leeds to be no more than 5 points up after this, with 4 more of
    a reality with their current form. That would be perfect for United.
    Interesting times.
    
    I hope Robbo for manager does not happen so soon. Fergie is doing well,
    and if he wins the league, he deserves to carry on his program.
    
    Paul
32.1094Don't expect Leeds to lose it - we need to win it!TRUCKS::SANTTue Mar 03 1992 12:2420
    
    	...re last..
    
    	but not very likely Paul - unfortunately..
    
    	Leeds demolished Villa 4-1 away earlier on this season and Villa
    	still seem to have trouble scoring goals. I expect Leeds to win
    	2- or 3-0. Saturdays trip to Tottering Hopeless is a certain
    	3-point banker, especially after the mauling I expect Feyenoord
    	to hand out to them tomorrow in the ECWC Q-Fs. The QPR game looks 
    	like a draw. So, 7 points for Leeds would leave them 5 points ahead 
    	having played 3 games more. United need to find their winning boots 
    	real quick or else that gap could prove crucial. 
    
    	I still feel we have the right players and ability to win through...
    	all we need now is for the nerve to hold. 25 years is there to be
    	wiped out, and we can see the finishing tape. Can we be first
    	across the line?
    
    	Andy.
32.1095Hoping for more good news tonight...TRUCKS::SANTWed Mar 04 1992 12:3625
    
    	United go to Ayresome Park tonight to play the first leg of the
    	League Cup semi-final against Middlesboro, attempting to make it
    	to the Wembley final of this competition for the second year
    	running. Since we lost the final last year to what were at the 
    	time another second division side, like Middlesboro, going for 
    	(and eventually gaining..) promotion back to the top flight, I 
    	trust there will not be any over-confidence in the United camp (or
    	this notes conference!)
    
    	Middlesboro have proved themselves to be capable of causing a few
    	upsets this season, and I expect us to have a very tough task on
    	our hands to get back to Wembley at their expense. We can't expect
    	to have things all our own way over the two legs. I expect a 
    	hard-earned draw tonight, possibly 2-2.
    
    	Meanwhile, Leeds slipped up at home last night, dropping two points
    	to Aston Villa. The Golden Boy Strachan missed a spot-kick. I 
    	think Leeds will be disappointed at not finding themselves back
    	on top this morning...Let's hope it gives Alex and the lads the
    	boost they need to put in a good showing tonight. We're still top
    	until at least Saturday and we've now a game in hand - Leeds have
    	11 games left, we have 12. It's between these two now for sure.
    
    	Andy.
32.1096Thank's Big RonESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyWed Mar 04 1992 12:526
32.1097I love Nigel Spink..MIACT::MASONWed Mar 04 1992 14:364
    What more can I say!
    
    J
    
32.1098It's in Our HandsESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyWed Mar 04 1992 18:3413
32.1099Double Figures for SparkeyESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyWed Mar 04 1992 20:3838
32.1100HighlightsESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyWed Mar 04 1992 21:154
32.1101Leeds are handing it to us to winTROOA::PBLANEYIt's all in the RISCWed Mar 04 1992 22:0313
    re .1094.
    
    Andy, after last night I can smugly point to my fearless prediction
    in .1093. (I'm usually wrong!). Leeds will have trouble with QPR. 
    Potentially now, they'll end up tied with United after this!! Leeds
    have just piled a whole lotta pressure on themselves. I remember their
    last game against Spurs - was a tie I think at Elland, and Spurs really
    created a lot of chances - if Linekar had been fit Leeds would have
    lost. 
    
    Roll on Saturday, and Boro (United 2-0) tonight.
    
    Paul
32.1102Ronnie 6 medals--Robbo 0 League medals.ESSB::MCUNNIFFEThe Mancs are out of the cupWed Mar 04 1992 22:1719
32.1103TRUCKS::SANTThu Mar 05 1992 11:5610
    
    	I hope you enjoyed it while it lasted, Martin....it may be some	
    	time before you win it again. After this year it'll be one title
    	in the last four years, won't it? Getting to be a bit of a bad
    	habit, don't you think?
    
    	Nil-all for us at Middlesboro last night in what sounded on R5 to
    	be a cracking cup tie. Nicely set up for the second leg.
    
    	Andy.
32.1104Is That Really MartinESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyThu Mar 05 1992 12:4411
32.1105They Beat Man City TwiceESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyThu Mar 05 1992 14:1712
32.1106Message in a bottleWELMT4::CADDI Got a T.V., You Got a T.V.Thu Mar 05 1992 21:155
    
    
      I seem to recall someone talking about bottle !!!!
    
    Paul...
32.1107yes we are humble and can learnTROOA::PBLANEYIt's all in the RISCFri Mar 06 1992 17:0924
    Martin,
    
    and deserving 'pool were of such success. The great Shanks (God bless
    his soul) set this up, with the best manager I've seen since Busby
    taking over the helm, Bob Paisley. I remember when United signed Macari
    and Liverpool got Dalglish, I often looked in envy, as I had followed
    both players at Celtic. Never did anyone (except maybe Paisley ??) know
    Dalglish would trun out to be a great manager also. Yes, great
    acquisitions, like Whelan, who came from the same neck of the woods as
    United greats such as Dunne and Brennan (60's) were critical to
    Liverpools success. Good to see Liverpool learned from United that great 
    players have to be sought out and developed. Liverpool's
    success in the 70's 80's was learned from the greatness of United in
    the late 50's and all through the 60's, and refining the process of
    player development and building a club. United forgot how to do that.
    It will be wonderful to see United now learn from Liverpool's success
    (except not allow Robbo to be manager for some time, and don't hire
    Souness!). It is a great pity for football for Robbo not to have a few
    championships under his belt. He can hardly blame himself. Ronnie can
    thank his club. It was they that won them, not him all by himself. I'm
    sure Robbo will have earned his 'one' this year - even the great Whelan
    will admit to that. Hopefully you will too Martin!
    
    Paul
32.1108applauseKERNEL::HAWLEYIIan Hawley, South UK VMS supportFri Mar 06 1992 17:124
    Paul,
    great note.
    Ian.
    
32.1109Jesper Returns ??MINDER::MACDONALDIMUFC ECWC ChampionsMon Mar 09 1992 15:1215
    
    
    What's this I hear that the old United favourite, Jesper Olsen, might
    be re-joining English football with Nottingham Forrest. 
    If this comes off and UNited beat Middlesbrough(which they will 2-0)
    then maybe, just a slight chance that he could be playing against Utd.
    
    The reason he would like to return is that his missus of Mancunian
    origins, would like to return home. I believe he has been playing in
    France??????.
    
    I see Giggs was doing well in the Youth Cup side. He scored twice as
    Utd beat Spurs 3-0.
    
    Mac
32.1110Looking for a draw.BAHTAT::BLYTHEEe bah gum th's trouble at t'millMon Mar 09 1992 18:034
    If the score in the R Cup is tied at the end of 90 minutes, is there
    extra time played ? When is the replay / 2nd replay ?
    
    jb.
32.1111Looking for a win.OPG::TONYMon Mar 09 1992 18:356
Re . 1110

If its a draw then there is extra-time with a replay possibly on the 18th March
Currently scheduled for the 18th is Forest away.

tony
32.1112Semi in Sheffield AgainPANIC::ANDERSONThe 'Pies have gone coldMon Mar 09 1992 19:0612
RE :    
>>                        <<< Note 32.1111 by OPG::TONY >>>
>>                              -< Looking for a win. >-

>>	Re . 1110

>>	If its a draw then there is extra-time with a replay possibly on 
>>    	the 18th March
>>    	Currently scheduled for the 18th is Forest away.
    
        Pencilled in with Hillsborough the venue.......
    
32.1113X's on the Coupon for the Mancs.BAHTAT::BLYTHEEe bah gum th's trouble at t'millMon Mar 09 1992 19:348
    Looks like the Mancs will have at least 2 games a week till the end of
    the season, having to replay vs the Boro will cause problems in their
    fixtures. (13 league games, 1 Cup game at least, if they do get to the
    final, then their game on 11 April will have to be changed, now if they
    draw vs Boro, win the replay, draw in the final, is a replay needed ?)
    
    jb.
    
32.1114WARNUT::PICKERINGSSimon PickeringTue Mar 10 1992 16:012
    Steve bruce is set to return tomorrow night.
    Mark Hughes starts a two game suspension so misses out.
32.1115Sharpe shooter..?MIACT::MASONWed Mar 11 1992 14:1813
    Lee Sharpe is to be the main man in the attacking plan for tonight's
    game at Old Trafford. Fergie is hoping that he will re-produce his
    scoring form to pull United through, as he did in last year's semi's
    against Leeds.
    
    With Bruce back to give us the stability in defence, makes for an
    interesting game and one we have to win. We can do without a massive
    fixture pile-up - some very difficult games lie ahead.
    
    United to win 2-1.
    
    J
    
32.1116Go get 'em, lads!TRUCKS::SANTWed Mar 11 1992 15:0225
    
    	The second leg of the League Cup semi-final tonight at OT promises
    	to be an exciting one, with the tie balanced at 0-0 and with both 
    	sides failing to hit top form recently. Middlesboro are locked in
    	a scramble for promotion from the 2nd division and will relish the
    	chance of putting out the title favourites (! sic - Ed.) Manchester 
    	United on their own patch (that's patch spelt s-w-a-m-p 8-})
    
    	United will need to be at their best tonight, and with Hughes out
    	through suspension I expect Giggs will play upfront alongside
    	McClair in a re-jigged United line-up. A Midfield of Sharpe,
    	Robson, Webb and Kanchelskis looks very powerful. Irwin, Pally
    	and Parker in defence - with Steve Bruce perhaps?
    
    	The most crucial decision will be whether Steve Bruce returns. We 
    	have missed him at the back and this has affected the whole team. 
    	With big Steve back in action we have the ability to go on and clinch 
    	another Wem-ber-ley place (three years running..) and get the title 
    	bid firmly on the rails, with an awkward game away to fast-improving 
    	Sheffield United on Saturday.
    
    	I'll go for a 3-1 win tonight, but that after extra time...
        At least we can't be put out on spot-kicks tonight 8-}
    
    	Andy.
32.1117Is the game televisedSCOAYR::DMILLARWed Mar 11 1992 19:202
    
    
32.1118I'll be tuning in at 8 o'clock...TRUCKS::SANTWed Mar 11 1992 20:037
    
    	ITV will have cameras there, but apparently are only showing
    	highlights later on...probably about 11pm.
    
    	It'll be on R5 though, I'm sure....
    
    	Andy.
32.1119MaybeBAHTAT::BLYTHEEe bah gum th's trouble at t'millWed Mar 11 1992 20:153
    There is the Sheffield 'derby' game on as well, that might be on R5.
    
    jb.
32.1120Wembley here we come!!!MACNAS::MHASSETTWed Mar 11 1992 21:235
    UTD to win 2-0 with Pallister and McClair the scorers
    
    Also QPR to stuff Leeds Utd 2-0.!!!
    
    
32.1121WEmbley Here We ComeMINDER::MACDONALDIMUFC ECWC ChampionsThu Mar 12 1992 12:0719
    
    Manchester United 2 Middleborough 1
    Sharpe 29 		Slaven 50
    Giggs  106
    Attend: 45,875
    
    By all accounts a 'tremendous' match with 100% from both sides. A
    report anyone. Saw the highlights as was working late.
    The pitch looks diabolical!!!!!
    
    mac.
    
    p.s.
    QPR 4 Leeds 1
    
    That leaves Leeds still only 2 points clear over Man Utd, but with Man
    Utd still having 3 games in hand. Also dents their goal average a bit
    as well:)))
    
32.1122wowwwwweeeee!PEKING::DAVIESGWherever you go, there you areThu Mar 12 1992 12:1011
    
    
    What a nite....!
    
    The Mancs finally get the 'boro in x-tra time 2-1 
    
    and Q.P.R.  stuff Leeds  4-1!!!!
    
    Any Match reports???
    
    Greg..
32.1123United looking good.TRUCKS::SANTThu Mar 12 1992 12:2626
    
    	Well I listened to the whole game on R5 and what a game!
    	Schmeichal pulled off two good saves, one of them quite
    	unbelievable from a header in extra time when the score was at 
    	1-1.
    
        Both sides deserve great credit for performing to such a high
    	level in terrible weather conditions on a swamp of a pitch.
    
    	Tough on Middlesbro' that one side had to lose, but United always
    	carried that extra edge and eventually won the game with two 
    	excellent goals from Sharpe and Giggs. Middlesbro' had chances
    	in normal time too to snatch a goal on the break, but neither
    	side really created too much in the second half.
    
    	United team was: Schmiechal, Parker, Irwin, Bruce, Webb, Pally,
    	Robson, Ince, McClair, Sharpe, Giggs. Robbins subbed for Sharpe
    	late in normal time.
    
    	With Leeds (Leeds Leeds) getting a right shafting from QPR in the
    	League (the same way we did on New Year's Day to many in this
    	conference's delight...) it turned out to be a tremendous night
    	on two fronts for United. Wembley-bound and also strong favourites
    	for the League title now.
    
    	Andy.
32.1124SHAWB1::STOCKMANSFri Mar 13 1992 18:5617
C'mon then LADS!!!!

Predictions for tomorrow against the Blades??????


	1 - 0 me thinks to Man.UuuuuniTED!!!! Man.Utd FC!!!!!!

What a game on wednesday eh????????

Fantastic game!!!!

I was so overwhelmed I even ran on to the Hallowed mudpatch!!! (after the police
had opened the gates of course)!!!

I bought a program & knew the team as well!!!!

Si....
32.1125OPG::TONYFri Mar 13 1992 22:0715
Re. 1124

Si,

I must say I was also there and enjoyed it as well. I was listening to the
commentary on Radio 5 so as to keep in touch with Leeds and when they said
that they were loosing 4-1 I made sure that most of the B stand knew. To be
honest with you not a lot of people beleived me and it wasn't until the scoreboard
had it that it sunk in..

We just have to keep going...

So I'll see at WEMBLEY...WEMBLEY.....again.

Tony
32.1126Wimbledon to trounce Leeds!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!PEKING::DAVIESGWherever you go, there you areSat Mar 14 1992 12:347
    
    
    UNITED to get the Blades By 2 - 1,
    
    With Giggs getting 2....
    
    Greg...
32.1127Still In with a shoutMINDER::MACDONALDIMUFC ECWC ChampionsSun Mar 15 1992 15:0460
    
    Sheff Utd 1 - Manchester United 2
    Deane 22	  McClair 63
    		  Blackmore 82
	Attendance: 30,183
    
    	The buy of the season so far has to be Schmeichel, so many times he
    has stopped attackers from scoring, and at vital times of a match. I
    mean the save from Slaven(??) against Middlesbrough in extra-time was
    brilliant, and yesterday a couple of great saves, the one handed push
    over/round is one of his best assets, and he is such a big fella to
    push the ball past i.e. last minutes yesterday when he fluffed his gaol
    kick straight to Cork who shot straight at Schmeichel.
    	On TV ladt night Peter admitted that the first gol was his fault,
    and that was apparent really, how he let it slip under him??? from a
    tamish shot from Deane, who was Sheffields best player until he went
    off. The incident that Peter Sch might have got sent off for. Well, I
    must  admit I thought that he might get sent of for the amazing karate
    kick , which denied Cork, but as he mentioned outside the box the ball
    was  driven at him, and to where he arms where, which was good refereeing.
    	United first goal came in the second half, as Man Utd were
    pressuring more, a pass by Ince was interupted by a defender which went
    straight to McClair who coolly sloted the ball into the corner of the
    net.
    	It was a very open game with some bad defending by both teams, Cork
    cused a lot of trouble in the air, and with Deane as mentioned they
    looked quite a formidable duo. 
    
    	Man Utd's 2nd was real end to end stuff, a loose ball had gone to
    Schmeichel as Sheffield were pressing forward, Schmeichel launched a
    throw that bounced over the half-way line aimed at Sharpe(who looked as
    if he was fouled), who missed, but McClair had read it well, picked up
    the ball and ran to the corner of the box in which he crossed to
    unmarked Clayton Blackmore to calmly slot it into the net. 2-1.
    Blackmore came on after about 75 mins of the game, and he replaced
    Bruce, who was back in the team following 5/6 weeks absence due to a
    hernia operation. He played very well, but was obviously feeling the
    pace a little. Should soon be back to his best.
    
    This puts Utd still 2 points behind Leeds who thrashed the Wobles 5-1,
    very impressive, but Utd still have 3 games in hand, which looks as
    though is going to be the telling factor on the outcome of the
    championship this year. Liverpool losing to Crystal Palace, a Grobby
    mistake (suprise surprise:)).. Chelsea losing at home to Coventry with
    Andy Townsend(a lot of talk in this conference about his attitude)and
    Clive Allen both being sent-off. Oldhame beating Notts County 4-3 
    eventually, with what must be one of the goals of the seanson, the
    winner from Marshall, from about 30/35 yards out, a screamer through
    the defence past the goalie into the net, brilliant.
    
    Man City and the Saints today, come on City, lets have another
    Manchester team in Europe next season, plus put one over on the Saints
    for the the result they got against Utd in the Cup:))
    
    mac
    
    p.s. Come on Liverpool on Wednesday against Genoa, although unable to
    watch, I hope they will thrash the Italians. Just look out for how many
    dives occur as thwey defend their 2 goal cushion.   
    
32.1128Was the Ref Fergies brother in law.WELCLU::BWALKERCome on you Hatters.Sun Mar 15 1992 18:338
    See Utd did it with a distinctly dodgy goal.
    
    I hope Fergie is able to keep his mouth shut if Utd have an offside
    goal stand against them.
    
    Regs,
    
    Barry.
32.1129United keep pace with 5-goal Leeds.TRUCKS::SANTThis could be your lucky day...Mon Mar 16 1992 12:2714
    
    	What are you talking about, Barry?....the ball was played to McClair
    	by a SHEFFIELD UNITED player, so where he was standing is entirely
    	irrelevant.
    
    	Don't listen to everything you hear on ITV Goal Of The Day.....as
    	we know, most commentators talk out of their hat. 8-)
    
    	United *were* fortunate to get a win on Saturday, but the Sheff.Utd
    	defender should have been more careful with his attempted back-pass.
    	
    	We're enjoying our good fortune at the moment.
    
    	Andy.
32.1130YUPPY::PANESComon baby light my fagMon Mar 16 1992 13:088
     <<< Note 32.1129 by TRUCKS::SANT "This could be your lucky day..." >>>
                    -< United keep pace with 5-goal Leeds. >-



There were two players off-side and the keeper should have been sent off.

Stuart
32.1131Rumbelows finalMIACT::MASONMon Mar 16 1992 13:104
    Anyone know what the ticket allocations will be for the Rumbelows
    final? How many tokens are needed etc etc..?
    
    J
32.1132Noades in disguise...bitterOPG::TONYMon Mar 16 1992 14:077
>There were two players off-side and the keeper should have been sent off.

>Stuart.

Perhaps you can enlighten us as to who else was offside other than McClair..??

Tony
32.1133Michael Knighton , perhaps??YUPPY::PANESComon baby light my fagMon Mar 16 1992 14:1415
                        <<< Note 32.1132 by OPG::TONY >>>
                        -< Noades in disguise...bitter >-

>>There were two players off-side and the keeper should have been sent off.

>>Stuart.

>Perhaps you can enlighten us as to who else was offside other than McClair..??

>Tony


Ok its 'fess up time, I only caught a brief look. 

Stuart ( not Ron ) Panes
32.1134Denis Law biased ???? naaaaaaaaaaaaaaah !!MIACT::RANKINETue Mar 17 1992 16:317
    I listened to the game on R5, and the commentators were saying that
    McLair was in an offside position...what they didnt say was that it was
    a passback from a Sheffield Utd player.  If that was the case, the
    whole Man Utd team could have been in an offside position..it doesnt
    matter..you cannot be offside from a backpass.
    
    Paul
32.1135UTD GO TOPMINDER::MACDONALDIMUFC ECWC ChampionsWed Mar 18 1992 14:4115
    
    United play Notts Forrest tonight at the City Ground. This is the first
    of three games that these two teams will play against each other. The
    Rumbelows Cup final and the game at Old Trafford.
    
    Both teams doing well, so will be a good game.
    
    Predict Utd to win by one goal i.e. 1-0 or 2-1....
    
    if UTD win this they will go top of the league, a point clear of Leeds
    and with 2 games in hand. These are the games we must win, or else we
    will be biting our nails a little longer!!
    
    
    Mac :))
32.1136VELLY FUNNYDOOZER::OPERATORWed Mar 18 1992 16:334
    
    Who is this new Japaneise player that I heard was playing for UNITED..I
    was listening to the radio last week and they kept mentioning a
    player called....................YUNG LEE SHARPE........
32.1137very poor!KERNEL::HAWLEYIIan Hawley, South UK VMS supportWed Mar 18 1992 16:479
    
    > YUNG LEE SHARPE
    
    oh my god.
    that is SO bad.
    
    Ian.
    
    
32.1138United have tough game tonight.TRUCKS::SANTThis could be your lucky day...Wed Mar 18 1992 18:5520
    
    	United travel to the City Ground tonight for what could be a very
    	tricky match against improving Nottingham Forest. Now that they
    	are out of the FA Cup, Brian Clough will have been impressing on his
    	young stars the need for improvement in the League, and two wins
    	in their last two games, following a dismal run, have reflected
    	that.
    
    	Forest still need a few points to be certain of premier league
    	membership next season, although I'm sure no one expects them
    	to run into any real bother. United, on the other hand, need at
    	least to avoid defeat to keep up the heat and the pace on leaders 
    	Leeds (Leeds Leeds). One point an absolute minimum then for
    	Fergie's boys. Three would be heaven-sent indeed...with the three
    	games in hand at this moment, every point is vital. Two wins now
    	would give us a good shove into the home straight. 
    
    	I'll predict a one-all draw...
    
    	Andy.
32.11394 out of 6 will doESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyWed Mar 18 1992 21:2811
32.11403rd League DefeatESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyThu Mar 19 1992 12:3713
32.1141Nottm.Forest 1-0 United (Clough)TRUCKS::SANTThis could be your lucky day...Thu Mar 19 1992 12:383
    
    				8-(
    
32.1142We have the technology to rebuild him... not again, surely!!!YUPPY::SEABURYSThu Mar 19 1992 16:2014
    Brian,
    
    Do you know whay Robsons injury was?? (i.e. which arm fell off this
    time?? 8-) )
    
    By the sound of it, United were very unlucky to lose...
    Giggs powered a long range, 3 yard, shot over the bar, and the goal
    posts kept moving so as to confuse that most intelligent of strikers,
    Brian McClair, who hit the woodwork twice...
    
    All in all an excellent result 8-)
    
    Stew.
    
32.1143Tactician of the year awardFUTURS::JONESThu Mar 19 1992 16:526
    Can anyone explain why Ferguson dropped Giggs and Kanchelskis last
    night?
    
    It was our flank play that got us out of jail on Saturday.
    
    Last time these two players were left out, we got drubbed by QPR.
32.1144Cliff HangingESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyThu Mar 19 1992 17:2236
32.1145Wembley, Wembley, Were the Famous Man UnitedESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyThu Mar 19 1992 19:185
32.1146COMICS::WATTERSONAs happy as a pig in shThu Mar 19 1992 20:476
>>>>Forgot to mention that we also play Nottingham Forest in the Rumbleows Cup
                           --
    
    Which number shirt will you be wearing then ?
    
    Paul   :-)
32.1147More crap from the Mancs.ESSB::MCUNNIFFEThe Mancs are out of the cupFri Mar 20 1992 00:3313

  Last night's result against Notts For just goes to prove that a very very
average team could win the league title. I ask myself "If Liverpool had 
shown their normal consistency and didn't suffer the terrible injuries, would
the Mancs still be favourites for the title??

   Cunno

ps. I was very disappointed that the Pool went out ot the UEFA cup last night
but the defeat of the Mancs helped to lift some of that gloom. Let's all hope
that Leeds can get 3 points at the Arse on Saturday.

32.1148No, I haven't lost faith. I just don't rate Phelan 8-)TRUCKS::SANTThis could be your lucky day...Fri Mar 20 1992 12:3222
    
    	Meanwhile, back to United...
    
    	Robson and Parker are definitely out of tomorrow's home game
    	against Wimbledon. A win is absolutely essential to lift some
    	of the descending troubles and put the pressure back on Leeds
    	(Leeds Leeds). 
    
    	I have a concern about Fergie's recent team selection....a certain
    	M.Phelan has been appearing on Alex's team-sheet lately. I'm sure
    	you know my opinions about Phelan (!), and feel Alex is wavering
    	on abandoning the exciting and attacking football (Kanchelskis
    	and Giggs both in evidence) which has got us into such a strong	
    	position this season.
    
    	Get back to what we were doing so well earlier on, Alex....the
    	boys can do it for us this season if you let them!
    
    	I'll go for a 2-0 win tomorrow. And M.Phelan better not even 
    	make the subs' bench 8-)
    
    	Andy.
32.1149Does Mr Ferguson read the notes file then??YUPPY::SEABURYSFri Mar 20 1992 14:3115
    I completeley agree with you Andy...
    
    C'mon Alex mate, pull your socks up!! You know, you really can't go on
    playing people like the great Micky Phelan, when you've got so many
    more gifted players sitting in the stand watching the game...
    Why don't you play 10 attacking players, and sod the defence... (cue
    uncalled for comment on how it wouldn't make any difference because the
    mancs haven't got any defenders anyway 8-0 )
    You know it makes sense Alex, get back to the ways of old, and you're
    sure to finish up with nothing at all from this season... I might even
    buy you a drink down the local next time you're there, and drink it
    myself.
    
    Stew.
    
32.1150Here we go again...!!!OPG::TONYFri Mar 20 1992 21:049
>  Last night's result against Notts For just goes to prove that a very very
>average team could win the league title. I ask myself "If Liverpool had 
>shown their normal consistency and didn't suffer the terrible injuries, would
>the Mancs still be favourites for the title??

Once again our Looneypool friends speak crap as usual. But
thats about all they've been watching this season....!!!!!

32.1151back on top this weekendTROOA::PBLANEYIt's all in the RISCFri Mar 20 1992 21:2513
    c'mon lads - maybe the manager has some ideas about a few things. Role
    players are important. I missed the Sheff.Utd game on the telly here,
    so I am unsure how the team played. Forest are a tough game - I
    reckoned out of the 3 games in hand, United would be lucky to get 4
    points. Enough to go back on top, so keep your hats on. 
    
    We will duff the wombles this weekend, as Leeds drop at least 2 points
    at Arsenal - back on top boys!
    
    As for Liverpool - "IF" Martin - but they didn't lad, they didn't, so
    too bad!
    
    
32.1152Another 2 points droppedESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptySat Mar 21 1992 21:4213
32.11532 Points and 2 Games in HandESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyMon Mar 23 1992 13:277
32.11540-0 (!)MIACT::MASONMon Mar 23 1992 14:1033
    In one of the most frustrating displays I have ever witnessed at OT,
    the Reds could only manage a 0-0 draw against Wimbledon. Their line-up
    was not to blame (does Alex really read the notes file...) with
    Kanchelskis playing at no 7, and Giggs at 11. But, it must be said,
    neither had a particularly good game. Its not as if the chances weren't
    there - they were. No-one could convert.
    
    They seemed lacklustre and over-tense, sometimes trying too hard (did
    anyone see the ridiculous goalmouth scramble on ITV yesterday...?).
    Giggs and Hughes looked half asleep as they continually fell foul of
    the Wombles' off-side tactics which enabled them to get free-kick
    advantage in United's half!  
    
    Man-of-the-match was definately Paul Ince (no contest) who continually
    strove to drive on United in Robson's absence (failed an early morning
    fitness test). He seemed to be the only Red in midfield, certainly the
    only one who gave anything like 100% to the game. Schmeical also had a
    good game saving our blushes in the last 5 minutes when a late break
    looked like a certain Wombles winner, which, it should be said would
    have been a travesty as they were c**p.
    
    United should have definately won this game. The high winds and the
    terrible pitch ( I half expected to see Laurence Olivier coming over
    the dunes) apart, they tried too hard. As Steve Bruce said later, they
    fell foul of nerves and tension - once they'd done that, any game plan
    went out of the window.
    
    QPR next, away from home. Small comfort I suppose. What with Leeds
    getting a point from a very dodgy goal (boot in the back..) we've got
    to get back on the winning trail.
    
    J
     
32.1155Sing Your Hearts Out for the LadsESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyMon Mar 23 1992 16:0422
32.1156C'omon ladssssssss we can do it!!!!PEKING::DAVIESGWherever you go, there you areMon Mar 23 1992 17:368
    
    Brian-
    
    Have the last 6 or whatever been chosen for the young player of the
    year???? i expect it to be between those two looneypool players and
    giggs.
    
    Greg...
32.1157New datesFUTURS::JONESMon Mar 23 1992 17:417
    Some of the re-arranged games now have dates fixed:
    
    Tues March 31 - NORWICH (A)
    Tues Apr 7    - MAN CITY (H)
    Thurs Apr 16  - SOUTHAMPTON (H)
    
    Yet to be re-arranged is West Ham (A). 
32.1158Full list ?BAHTAT::BLYTHEEe bah gum th's trouble at t'millMon Mar 23 1992 18:033
    Any chance of a full list of remaining games ?
    
    jb.
32.1159Remaining FixturesESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyMon Mar 23 1992 18:1514
32.1160Four in NineMINDER::MACDONALDIMUFC ECWC ChampionsMon Mar 23 1992 19:0415
    
    re -last
    
    Don't forget that Utd play Notts Forrest in the Rumbelows Cup Final on
    Sunday April 12th !!!
    So now reads
    
    Sunday April 12TH - Nottingham Forrest (Wembley, Rumbelows Cup Final)
    Thursday April 16TH - Southampton (Home)
    Saturday April 18TH - Luton Town (away)
    Monday April 20TH - Notts Forrest (home)
    
    Which means four games in 9 days - amazing
    
		mac
32.116117 will do usESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyMon Mar 23 1992 19:167
32.1162right down to the wire ???MIACT::RANKINETue Mar 24 1992 18:3613
    The fixture congestion is ridiculous..it seems MUFC are being punished
    for being successful.  I recall that at the end of last season Barnsley
    failing to reach a place in the play-off cos they had to play a
    ridiculous amount of games in a short space of time, and dropped too
    many points.
    
    Also it s difficult to concentrate on a league game with a Wembley
    final looming...and come back down to earth/pick up the pieces after
    the Rum cup final..depending on the result...Trying times ahead, I
    think, its not all over yet.
    
    Cheers
    paul
32.1163May 2nd We'll be ChampionsESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyTue Mar 24 1992 18:3712
32.1164hows TorinoKERNEL::HAWLEYIooh look! its Rob Jones!!!Tue Mar 24 1992 18:4811
    
    > I recall that at the end of last season Barnsley failing to reach a
    > place in the play-off cos they had to play a ridiculous amount of games
    > in a short space of time, and dropped too many points.
    
    correct, Paul.
    Barnsley had to play about 4 games in a week, and despite battling hard
    dropped a couple of points meaning that they missed out on the playoffs
    on goal difference.
    sad but true,
    Ian.
32.1165Barnsley Bill is EsotericPANIC::ANDERSONThe 'Pies have gone coldTue Mar 24 1992 19:1514
    
>>   <<< Note 32.1164 by KERNEL::HAWLEYI "ooh look! its Rob Jones!!!" >>>
>>                                -< hows Torino >-
   
    
>>    Barnsley had to play about 4 games in a week, and despite battling hard
>>    dropped a couple of points meaning that they missed out on the playoffs
  
    A touch of the 'Cunno-tinted' glasses there Ian - The Tykes played 4
    games in a week alright, but dropping 11 points out of 12 is, me
    thinks, stretching the meaning of 'a couple' ! :-)
    
    Rob, who only wished that he could find something to blame The 'Pies
    poor form on, other than the team being crap.
32.11664 games in a week is good for youBAHTAT::LZOP01::blytheTue Mar 24 1992 19:229
Leeds had a fun week last season, Palace at home, lost to a last minute 
goal, Everton on Tuesday and Thursday in the Noddy Cup (3-3 ans 1-3), so 
out of that, Liverpool on the Saturday, 4-0 down at 1/2 time and the final 
result (did it matter) was 5-4 to the Scousers. That effectively finished 
the season.

Whether the Mancs fold before the Easter programme is open to conjecture.

jb.
32.1167Making excuses already about MUFC losing the league.XSTACY::JLUNDONJ.A. Lundon 890-2417 Leeds ForeverTue Mar 24 1992 19:359
You MUFC fans make me nearly cry laughing with your cribs
about how hard a run up you have. Already making excuses 
it seems ;---).

Well, you wouldn't have those problems it MUFC had lost to Leeds 
in either cup, would you now!


                         James.
32.1168erkKERNEL::HAWLEYIooh look! its Rob Jones!!!Tue Mar 24 1992 20:0014
    Rob,
    
    ahem...rumbled.
    well, it was the idea of playing those four games in a week that
    caused them to mentally crack up and only take 1 point from 4.
    
    re. excuse for 'Pies poor form.
    
    what about you like to follow West Ham wherever they go?
    
    :-)
    
    Ian.
    
32.1169The facts...OPG::TONYTue Mar 24 1992 21:2421
>You MUFC fans make me nearly cry laughing with your cribs
>about how hard a run up you have. Already making excuses 
>it seems ;---).

>Well, you wouldn't have those problems it MUFC had lost to Leeds 
>in either cup, would you now!

James..

The facts are that we will be playing 4 games in 9 days..Its not a case of
excuses cos nothing has been decided. But one things for sure.

Leeds are out of all the CUPs and they're NOT going to Wembley..!!!

Everyone seems to forget that Leeds have to keep winning as well. If they do
then its going to be tough on United. Was it in 1989 when Liverpool had a tough
run in to the end of the season when Arsenal nicked it in the last game..??

Its not going to be easy..but theres no excuses here...!!

tony
32.1170PEKING::NAGLEJTue Mar 24 1992 21:5215
    
    IMO this isn't just a two horse race. Sheffield Wednesday are 8 points
    behind Leeds with a game in hand. Sheff are 6 points behind MAN United
    who have a game in hand over Sheff and two games in hand over Leeds.
    
    At the very least I would say that this is a title race between three
    teams. I would even go as far as bringing 'Pool into the fray who are
    fourth on 55 points with two games in hand over Leeds and one over 
    Sheffield. 'Pool and MAN United are equal on games played.
    
    Who knows ? We will just have to see which team has the "balls" to
    take the title. Its not just between Leeds and MAN United. Expect
    the unexpected, get ready for a surprise.
    
    JN.
32.11711989 and all that...YUPPY::SEABURYSMaverickWed Mar 25 1992 20:5515
    re .1169
    
    In 1989, Arsenal were top of the table up till near the end of the
    season, but dropped valuable points on the run in (e.g. they drew 0:0
    with Wimbledon... sound familiar??)...
    Liverpool went three points clear going into the last game of the
    season (home to Arsenal), with Arsenal needing to win by two clear
    goals...
    The rest, as they say, is history...
    
    Forest to beat Utd in the Rumbelows, and Leeds to win the League...
    Remeber where you first heard it!!
    
    Stew.
    
32.1172Scouse lip service...OPG::TONYWed Mar 25 1992 21:516
>    Forest to beat Utd in the Rumbelows, and Leeds to win the League...
>    Remeber where you first heard it!!
    

Stew I take it that you're not a betting man....!!
32.1173"Quietly Impressive" in the 2.40 at WolverhamptonYUPPY::SEABURYSMaverickThu Mar 26 1992 18:2013
    re a few back (surprises...)
    
    So, I s'pose West Ham will shock us all and zoom up the table to win
    the league then??
    
    re .1172
    
    Why's that??
    I bet Sheff. Wed would win the Rumbelows last season... can't think who
    they beat in the final though... ;-)
    
    Stew.
    
32.1174Scouse Tinted GlassesESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyThu Mar 26 1992 18:2712
32.1175hypocrit?KERNEL::HAWLEYIooh look! its Rob Jones!!!Thu Mar 26 1992 19:065
    
    Brian,
    people in glass houses?
    Ian.
    
32.1176FA Youth..OPG::TONYThu Mar 26 1992 20:258
United youngsters reached the Final of the FA Youth Cup last night with a
2nd Leg away win at Spurs 2-1 (5-1 aggr).

They are going to play the Chick Eagles in the final.



Tony
32.1177YUPPY::PANESVote economic miracleThu Mar 26 1992 20:3018
                        <<< Note 32.1176 by OPG::TONY >>>
                                -< FA Youth.. >-

>United youngsters reached the Final of the FA Youth Cup last night with a
>2nd Leg away win at Spurs 2-1 (5-1 aggr).

>They are going to play the Chick Eagles in the final.



>Tony


Is the final a 2 legged affair or is it a one-off at Selhurst?



Stuart
32.1178saturday's fixture!KERNEL::NDAYThu Mar 26 1992 20:316
    Anyone know who United are playing Saturday (28th)??
    
    And who Leeds are playing as a matter of interest??
    
    Regards.
    Nigel.
32.1179Making plans for Nigel.....BAHTAT::BLYTHEEe bah gum th's trouble at t'millThu Mar 26 1992 21:224
    The Mancs will scrape a draw if they are lucky at QPR whilst Leeds are
    'ammering the 'Ammers at Elland Road.
    
    jb.
32.1180FA Youth CupOPG::TONYThu Mar 26 1992 23:056
Stu,

Its a two legged affair...and I think the 1st leg is at Selhurst Park.
No dates announced yet..

Tony
32.1181the double is still on...YUPPY::SEABURYSMaverickFri Mar 27 1992 14:034
    QPR to beat the mancs 4:1 tomorrow...
    
    Stew.
    
32.1182MINDER::MACDONALDIMUFC ECWC ChampionsFri Mar 27 1992 14:423
    MANCHESTER UNITED to stuff the rangers 4:1 tomorrow.
    
    mac :)
32.1183United's RevengeESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyFri Mar 27 1992 19:375
32.1184Give up !BAHTAT::BLYTHEEe bah gum th's trouble at t'millFri Mar 27 1992 19:427
    re -1
    
    Brian,
    
    You haven't been overdoing the stout this lunchtime have you ;-)
    
    jb.
32.1185draw if luckyTROOA::PBLANEYIt's all in the RISCFri Mar 27 1992 21:573
    we'll be lucky to get a draw tomorrow lads - QPR are a fast team.
    Leeds should stuff W.Ham. 
    -pb
32.1186Nearly thereMINDER::MACDONALDIMUFC ECWC ChampionsMon Mar 30 1992 12:5021
    
    
    
    Well, Utd manage a draw at Loftus Road (QPR), no goals, but by all
    accounts a thoroughly entertaining game, which could have ended 4-4 by
    a couple a newspaper reports. Any real reports??
    
    GARY PALLISTER has been named PFA Player of the Year, and was picked
    from a host of fellow professionals.
    RYAN GIGGS picked up the YOUNG PFA Player of the Year, so United have
    two players winning theses awards again. Last year it was Hughes and
    Sharpe. Is this a record, having won both awards twice in consecutive
    seasons???
    
    Mac
    
    P.S. I see Liverpool put on another wonderful display at Sheffield, in
    one of cunno's replies last week he said of the 'mancs being cr*p' well
    from what I saw of his team on Saturday, they were worse than that :)
    Poor old Brucie :))
    
32.1187questionsKERNEL::HAWLEYIooh look! its Rob Jones!!!Mon Mar 30 1992 13:1711
    
    no suprise that Giggs picked up the young player of the year award,
    though Rob Jones must have pushed him close.
    Gary Pallister? now theres a suprise. whilst i would say that he is a
    very sound defender, i wouldnt say that he is the best in the country.
    perhaps i am behind the times.
    maybe some of the Man United noters can fill me in on his performances
    recently. maybe he should get a consistent spot in the national team?
    any comments?
    
    Ian.
32.1188Well Done Pallo and GiggoESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyMon Mar 30 1992 15:0917
32.1189TRUCKS::SANTThis could be your lucky day...Mon Mar 30 1992 16:0421
    
    	We've got to be reasonably pleased with the outcome of the
    	weekend's matches. Leeds will be very disappointed at not
    	winning, and we've got to be happy with a point at QPR since
    	it sems we could have lost. We're still two points behind, 
    	but as long as we have two games in hand, that's fine. Leeds
    	are running out of games to set as a tough target, so it's
    	looking better. 
    
    	We're not playing well, with missing players - you'll notice 
    	there's no wingeing about who's out injured - and yet still
    	seem to have our destiny in our own hands. 
    
    	We need a good result at Norwich tomorrow night. A win will
    	leapfrog us over Leeds by a point with still one game in hand,
    	and what better time to play a tricky away game than when their
    	minds will be firmly on an FA Cup semi final next weekend and
    	not wanting to get injured etc.? 
    
    	We want three points from this one.
    
32.1190:-)\GALVIA::SPAINThere's always the U.S.Tue Mar 31 1992 18:0611
    
    Why were none of the United fans surprised at the recent break up of
    the marriage of the Duke and Duchess of York?
    
    
    
    
    Coz they're used to Fergie blowing titles at this time of the year.
    
    
    Gary.
32.1191Giggs + Hughes will put us back on top...TRUCKS::SANTThis could be your lucky day...Tue Mar 31 1992 18:539
    
    	Excellent, Gary... 8-)
    
    	...I just hope I can still see the funny side of it in May 8-}
    
    	2-0 to us tonight at Carrow Road. We'll let the Canaries have the 
    	Cup, so long as we can have the League. Please?
    
    	Andy.
32.1192Going ClearESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyTue Mar 31 1992 19:5710
32.1193Leaders of The Football LeagueESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyWed Apr 01 1992 13:089
32.1194UpdateESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyWed Apr 01 1992 17:0240
32.1195Objective view at the table toppers.ESSB::MCUNNIFFEThe Mancs are out of the cupSat Apr 04 1992 18:5532
32.1196POMPEY POMPEYMINDER::MACDONALDIMUFC ECWC ChampionsMon Apr 06 1992 11:5717
    re -last
    
    "The Pool for the Cup"   - you were very lucky :) Isn't Rush cr*p.
    
    Anyone going to the Rumbelows Cup Final on Sunday(if it is played:))?.
    
    Got my ticket last night. Turnstile K Block 233.
    
    Mac
    
    P.S. Well done Man City, stuffing the Yorky Puds out of site, four
    excellent goals. 
    
    P.P.S. United to beat Man City 3-0, and go four points clear with a
    game in hand:)
    
    
32.1197UTRUST::CAMPBELLReal ponies don't go oink!Mon Apr 06 1992 12:108
    Cunno,  one could also offer the argument that the reason 'Pool were
    lucky enough to win so many championships was that the other teams were
    being inconsistent and not playing their normal game plus injuriesetc.
    etc. for those years.
    
    Yours, as ever,
    
    Stevo   :-)
32.1198BORING!KERNEL::NDAYMon Apr 06 1992 14:4533
    Re cunnos input....
    
    
    *YAWN*  *YAWN*  *YAWN*  *YAWN*  *YAWN*  *YAWN*  *YAWN*  *YAWN*  *YAWN*
    
    Isnt a shame when people have to say the same things over and over
    again every other note..
    
    Face the facts mate..
    
    Liverpool just arent good enough the season to win the league..
    
    Why is it that pool supporters have to refer back to their winning days
    when their currently play just isnt good enough..
    
    Its pretty sad when people cant admit that the Mancs will be worthy
    champions this season..
    
    The pool have been a great football team.That i do not deny..they had
    great teams in the years they won the league title..
    
    
    I admit that the reds havent always played inspiring football over the
    last few years,along with a lot of other clubs i might add..
    
    Just be man enough to admit that this season they have been
    dissapointing on the wholeand not the team of old..
    
    Thats my 2 penneth worth..
    
    Nigel..
    
    *** COME ON THE REDS ***
32.1199cunno gives us a bad nameKERNEL::HAWLEYIooh look! its Rob Jones!!!Mon Apr 06 1992 15:1722
    
    re. 1198
    
    I agree totally, these kind of notes only go towards creating more ill
    feeling between our two ranks of supporters.
    Although i dont WANT you to win the title (and i dont think youd expect
    me to feel any different), if you win the league, you win the league.
    No problem, you deserve it on the strength of your consistency in the
    first half of the season. Speculation on whether Liverpool would have
    beaten you or not if they had been at full strength is pointless.
    Every season there is at least one team who just dont seem to have any
    luck. thats what makes it interesting. I myself, have sat there and
    laughed at other clubs whose luck let them down at the last and we won
    the title from it. This year, its happened to us, though i dont think
    Liverpool would have won the title with a full strength side this year
    either, so i dont think that we especially should sit and moan.
    After all, there are few sides indeed who have enjoyed as much good
    fortune as us.
    
    just my opinion,
    Ian.
    
32.1200Good ol' City.....4-0! 8-)TRUCKS::SANTanother day in paradise?Mon Apr 06 1992 16:2213
    
    	Fair comment, Ian. A sensible attitude from a non-United fan.
    
    	I don't expect some people to ever accept that United, *IF* we 
    	win the league this season, will have actually deserved to win it,
    	but it would be a refreshing change to see a more mature attitude
    	displayed sometimes, by what are after all employees of this company 
    	of ours....
    
    	Why do I always feel so disapppointed to read the repetitive sour-
    	grapes stuff? Don't bother trying to answer that...
    
    	Andy.
32.1201United are consistentKBOMFG::TANNERVorsprung durch GuinnessMon Apr 06 1992 17:4626
    
    
       Lads this is my first comment in the Mancs notesfile, and I just
    wanted to say that the league is won over 42 games, and some games
    you will win with luck, but overall united have been consistent in the
    league, only Leeds could match that consistency up untill the last few
    games. If united go on and win the League then they will have deserved
    it just like the pool in the previous years.. good luck to them...
    
       On the other hand if Liverpool get by Pompey at Villa prk and go on
    to win the cup at Wembley I for one will consider them a "little"
    lucky. Why??? well with no disregard to either Pompey or Sunderland
    normally second division teams are considered weaker than first
    division teams or???? and not too many teams win the Fa cup having
    beaten only one first division team and that at home...   (Aston Villa)
    we needed replays against Bristol, and Ipswich.
    
      So lads if Utd win the league you will have deserved it, and the same
    goes to the Pool in the cup...
    
    
                                               all the best....
    
                                                    -dave-
    
                                      (a true Liverpool supporter)
32.1202..though I'm sure a few Leeds fans wouldn't agree..yet!TRUCKS::SANTanother day in paradise?Mon Apr 06 1992 18:2014
    
    	I hope you're not a little premature on the title front there,
    	Dave.... 8-}
    
    	.....but apart from that you are quite right. Not only are you
    	a "true Liverpool supporter" but you are also an honest and true
    	Football supporter. 
    
    	A certain COMIC (right Ian?) knows who I want to win the FA Cup 
    	and it's nice to know there are others who recognise a deserved 
    	victory when they see one, albeit over 42 matches. Here's to it!
    
    	Andy.
 
32.1203It isn't over yet.BAHTAT::BLYTHEEe bah gum th's trouble at t'millMon Apr 06 1992 18:369
    re -1
    
    I'll agree with the title !
    
    The Mancs are looking to be favourites AT THE MOMENT, but a defeat and
    a draw with Leeds starting to win again will open it up further. It
    will be decided on the last day.
    
    jb.
32.1204United ChampionsESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyMon Apr 06 1992 23:1210
32.1205To the endBAHTAT::BLYTHEEe bah gum th's trouble at t'millTue Apr 07 1992 13:186
    re -1
    
    Pressure - let's see how your lot will react in the next 3 weeks, I
    still think it will go to the last game.
    
    jb.
32.1206Fergie's getting divorced... from United!!YUPPY::SEABURYSMaverickTue Apr 07 1992 15:0213
    Just remember, the top three clubs in the league all have to play
    'pool...
    
    So, that's a nice easy 9 points for us!! 8-)
    
    Looking at the Mancs fixture list, there seems to be somewhat of a
    pile up.... culminating in a trip to Anfield to lose to 'pool.
    They've also got to play a fair few teams in the relegation battle
    zone, so expect to see more than one upset in the next few weeks...
    
    C'mon you City!!
    Stew.
    
32.1207United need to use the games in hand...TRUCKS::SANTanother day in paradise?Tue Apr 07 1992 21:2323
    
    	Well it's the big Manchester derby tonight at OT - seems a shame
    	to be playing it on a Tuesday night, but I guess them's the
    	pressures of squeezing in the fixtures these days...
    
    	After their excellent 4-0 whacking of Leeds on Saturday, City will
    	be even more fired up than usual for this clash. United need to be
    	firmly on their gaurd to avoid an unpleasant surprise. 
    
    	I'll go for a 1-1 draw, but really this game is hard to pick. We
    	could do with all three points to give Leeds a kick whilst they're
    	down, but this is a tough match. City have recently had a
    	disappointing run followed by that good win against Leeds, so
    	they'll be driving hard for a strong league finish with a Euro
    	place at stake. If we get an early goal (something we've not been
    	doing lately...) it should settle any nerves, but I don't expect
    	City to do us another favour so soon after beating our title
    	rivals.
    
    	Just let's not lose.....
    
    	Andy.
               
32.1208SHAWB1::STOCKMANSTue Apr 07 1992 21:515
I'll go for a 1 - 0 win to united!!!



Si....
32.1209SIOG::N_DONNELLYTue Apr 07 1992 22:023
    2-1 for City
    
    Noel
32.1210Two points clear with a game in hand...Good Stuff!PEKING::DAVIESGE=Mc2..Einstein Was Right!Wed Apr 08 1992 12:019
    
    United 1 - 1 City
    
    Giggs 20     Curle 62 (pen)
    
    Giggs with a superb goal and City get it back later with a penalty.
    Match report anyone??
    
    Greg...
32.1211one point nearer...TRUCKS::SANTanother day in paradise?Wed Apr 08 1992 12:5325
    
    	re .1210..
    
    	..only from what I heard on R5, and seeing the goals this am on
    	the box.
    
    	Great strike by Giggs for the firsat, after a sweeping move
    	involving Hughes and McClair. Giggs hit a low shot from 25 yards
    	which Coton will be disappointed to have let through imo..
    
    	Crazy challenge by Steve Bruce on White on the edge of the box,
    	no danger at all, spot-kick. Curle scores past Schmeichal.
    
        Pointon sent of for trying to re-arrange Giggs' potential "wedding
    	tackle" ("take a close look at THIS set of studs, sonny!") and
    	Joe Worrall invited Pointon to take an early bath. Pointon accepted
    	the invitation.
    
    	1-1. United now two points clear with a game in hand. Leeds (Leeds
    	Leeds) have five games left, including a trip to Anfield, as indeed
    	do United who have six games left. It's looking good, but it isn't
    	over yet by any means.
    
    	Andy.
  
32.1212United 1 City 1MIACT::MASONWed Apr 08 1992 13:0251
    United 1 City 1
    
    PFA awards presented pre-match and a noisy Old Trafford set the stage
    for a cracking Derby match. It all started very well, City were putting
    together some good attacking football (United always seem to take an
    age to settle down) but we defended well and started putting some great
    passing moves together.
    
    Giggs' goal was a beaut. Hughes on the left crossed to Giggs on the
    right who did a delightful dance past two City defenders before
    smacking it past Coton's left into the back of the net. A nicely worked
    goal after 20 minutes. This settled everyone down and an entertaining
    half ensued. Hughes is combining well with Giggs, feeding him some
    lovely passes. The combination of Giggs through the middle and Sharpe
    and Irwin on the wings seems to be working pretty well.
    
    After a good first half, the second half was c**p from our point of
    view. Giggs brought down Pointon with a late tackle and got a talking
    to from Joe Worrall, along with Pointon who was warned to calm down. 5
    minutes later, Pointon launches his boot into Giggs' groin and he's
    off. Deservedly so, a more blatant case of retaliation would be hard to
    find. Ince could very well have followed Pointon - he nearly took his
    head off in the "scrap" that ensued. I heard on the radio that it was a
    fight, but a little exaggeration crept in there. Most of the players
    were trying to get Ince away from Pointon.
    
    City down to 10 men and you would have thought it would have been a
    walk in the park for the championship hopefuls. Not a chance. City
    brought a man back and, totally fired up, they proceeded to shake
    United to bits. We were on the run. Bruce brought down White in the
    penalty area with the stupidest tackle I have ever witnessed. He only
    had to shepherd him to the line and he went and chopped his ankles.
    Penalty to City and Curle put it away decisively.
    
    After that, United had their heads down and were mainly defending. I
    thought that the highlights on Central TV were very biased towards
    United who couldn't string a decent attack together until the last 5
    minutes. Quinn (?) shoved McClair in the back in the penalty area when
    it looked certain that he would score. McClair stumbled, regained his
    balance and Sharpe had his shot saved. (Should McClair have taken a
    dive?? Unsportsman-like I know, but he was definately pushed) Sharpe also 
    put one over the bar in the dying minutes.
    
    The stuff of champions this was not. We should have anihalated City,
    but after the sending off incident we just lost it instead of
    capitalising on their weakness. As we left the ground, the City fans
    were chanting "you couldn't beat 10 men..". End of story???  Probably
    not, but United are certainly making it difficult on themselves and us,
    the poor longsuffering supporters. Heart attack anyone?
    
    J 
32.1213Mancs scrape a pointBAHTAT::BLYTHEEe bah gum th's trouble at t'millWed Apr 08 1992 13:1111
    re -1 "Heart Attack'
    
    No.
    
    Does anybody want to win this championship ? A vital 2 points dropped
    by the Mancs. They are now 2 points and a game in hand ahead, looking
    at the run in, that's not a lot. Leeds should go back to the top on
    Saturday, 1 point clear, 2 games more, and then the Manc Marathon
    starts. The title will be decided at 4.45 on Saturday 2 May.
    
    jb.
32.1214Only if Leeds start to win.PEKING::WILSOND1Wed Apr 08 1992 13:248
    
    Re-1
    
       Not really anything to do with me,but dont you think Leeds might
    actually have to start winning for the title race to go to the last
    Saturday of the season ????????.
    
    Dave...
32.1215sad seasonKERNEL::HAWLEYII remember 'The cat in the hat'Wed Apr 08 1992 13:3110
    re. jb,
    
    With you two trying to give the championship to each other, it
    certainly proves just how poor Liverpool and the rest of them have been
    this season. All those points suprisingly dropped and we are still
    nowhere near the top. If you lot hadnt made a mess of the run-in we
    would have been 20+ points behind!
    
    Ian.
    
32.1216GALVIA::SPAINThere's always the U.S.Wed Apr 08 1992 13:3912
    
    Pointon's tackle was a disgrace however it was clear revenge for a late
    tackle by Giggs on him minutes earlier.  This did not receive the card
    it deserved and I figure Pointon tried to get his own revenge.  Gigg's
    challenege was mistimed rather than malicous however it was bad and
    deserved a booking.  joe Worrall spent more time talking to Pointon
    about not retaliating than talking to Giggs.
    
    I don't think Pointon would have committed the foul had Giggs been
    booked.
    
    Gary.
32.1217You wot..?MIACT::MASONWed Apr 08 1992 13:499
    re -1
    
    Immaterial I think. Worrall did spend time talking with Giggs whose
    tackle, as you pointed out, was mistimed rather than malicious and
    Pointon made a meal out of it. The fact that he meted out his own
    punishment was unprofessional of him. Full stop. There is no place for
    that kind of behaviour in the game - "justified" or not.
    
    Julie
32.1218The gloves are off...YUPPY::SEABURYSMaverickWed Apr 08 1992 14:2914
    If we're going to have ANOTHER discussion on the rights and wrongs of
    retaliation in this conference, then I think it's only right to point
    out that Steve Bruce ran 40 yards to get involved in the fracas which
    followed Pointon's tackle on Giggs...
    Is this the sort of example that a captain of one of the biggest clubs
    in the country should be setting??
    
    Also, it doesn't surprise me in the slightest that Paul Ince decided
    that God had chosen him as the person to sort Pointon out... I really
    hope someone gives him a good smacking one of these days, 'cos
    otherwise his head's going to get so big that it wont fit through the
    dressing room door!!!
    
    Stew.
32.1219How could anybody possibly not want us to win the league? 8-)TRUCKS::SANTSee that? That's you, that is.Wed Apr 08 1992 14:4825
    
    	Typical "handbags" stuff, I reckon...we've all seen it from just
    	about every club, though one or two players do seem to be more 
    	often "involved" than others, eg. Ince. There are plenty of others,
    	and probably one or two in *your* club...?
    
    	Personally, I think Fergie (he of the United Managership, and not 
    	that red-head candidate for The Tower..) should staple the little 
    	git's mouth shut. It seems the only way of stopping him getting 
    	himself into trouble. Pointon got what he deserved, but that's no
    	excuse for others to be involved. Unfortunately it seems to be
    	a part of football today that everyone rushes in and tries to
    	give his "opinion". This trend is endemic, and definitely NOT
    	exclusive to United...
    
        Let's try and stick to football. I'm sure there are a few that
    	would rather we didn't, but then they are probably the ones that
    	don't want United to win the league either 8-) 
    
    	It's just something you *may* just have to come to terms with in
    	a month or so...but Stew, you have my permission to thump Mr.Ince
    	if you really want to ;-)
    
    	Andy.
    
32.1220thats your mumKERNEL::HAWLEYII remember 'The cat in the hat'Wed Apr 08 1992 14:524
    Andy,
    excellent personal name!
    Ian.
    
32.1221Did Hughes dive in this game.WELCLU::BWALKERCome on you Hatters.Wed Apr 08 1992 15:1811
    Whilst Fergies stappling Inces mouth shut can he please do his own.
    
    Why is it that every time a United player is fouled. They all want a
    punch up. It does not happen at all other clubs as a previous noter
    said. Some other clubs players are more disciplined and do not behave
    like spoilt kids in a mans game.
    
    Regards,
    
    Barry.
    
32.1222SHAWB1::STOCKMANSWed Apr 08 1992 17:251
What are you talking about Bazzer!!!!!!!
32.1223I talk. In sentences.SUBURB::INV_LIBRARYWho hell he?!?Wed Apr 08 1992 17:3518
         <<< Note 32.1221 by WELCLU::BWALKER "Come on you Hatters." >>>
                       -< Did Hughes dive in this game. >-

  >  Whilst Fergies stappling Inces mouth shut can he please do his own.
    
  >  Why is it that every time a United player is fouled. They all want a
  >  punch up. It does not happen at all other clubs as a previous noter
  >  said. Some other clubs players are more disciplined and do not behave
  >  like spoilt kids in a mans game.
    
  >  Regards,
    
  >  Barry.
    
    Come on Souness, we know it's you hiding behind the pseudonymn "Barry
    Walker"; it's your command of the English language that gives you away.
    
    jeff
32.1224So do I.WELCLU::BWALKERCome on you Hatters.Wed Apr 08 1992 18:5911
    Fergies is a whinger there is no getting away from it. My point about
    the punch ups is that Man Utd have recently been involved in matches
    where the result has been decided by 2 fouls, 2 submissions or a
    knockout to decide the winner. 
    
    Regards,
    
    Barry.
    
    
    
32.1225It's All History NowMINDER::MACDONALDIMUFC ECWC ChampionsWed Apr 08 1992 19:3420
    
    Fergie whinging on is mainly due to the fact that an opposing player
    had the intent to harm a fellow professional.
    
    Ok, Giggs was late on the original challange on Pointon, and yes he
    should maybe have been booked, but take nothing away from the fact that
    Pointon could have ended a young players career through just wanting
    revenge. People are saying that if Giggs had been booked Pointon would
    not have done what he did, rubbish(for want of a better word), yes he
    could have been a little more subtle, but he made his intentions clear.
    This also insensed the other players to put their 2 penneth in, maybe a
    little OTT with Ince and Bruce, but as people say its a mans game.
    
    Anyway, as mentioned an excellent goal by Giggs, well taken and a very
    good move. City were unlucky not to snatch it at the end, and I hope
    that they get the 3rd position they are aiming for. More European footy
    to Manchester.
    
    mac
                            
32.1226Man U,Champs?PEKING::SHALLOMAWed Apr 08 1992 20:3610
    Hello All,
                   I was just scanning through the results and wonder how
    come we are top of the league still.In the last 14 league games Utd have 
    only won 4.(Luckily Leeds have been losing too.)
    
    Regards,
                         Aron....
    
    
    P.S Man U to beat Forest 3.1 In the Final!!
32.1227If a Replay When and WhereESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyWed Apr 08 1992 21:004
32.1228remaining fixturesSALES::THILLWed Apr 08 1992 21:354
    What are the remaining fixtures for Leeds and Man U? I think they both
    are to play Liverpool, but other than that...
    
    Tom
32.1229ChampionsESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyThu Apr 09 1992 01:1816

      United                     Leeds
Southampton (H)               Chelsea (H)
Luton (A)                     Liverpool (A)
Notts Forest (H)              Coventry (H)
Liverpool (A)                 Sheff Utd (A)
Spurs (H)                     Norwich (H)
West Ham (A)

14 Points                     11 Points

United are CHAMPIONS by 5 points.

Brian.
                   
32.1230Who'll be champions if...YUPPY::SEABURYSMaverickThu Apr 09 1992 15:056
    Brian, I reckon you'll only get 7 points form those games...
    
    While, Leeds will get 10...
    
    Stew.
    
32.1231DatesOPG::TONYThu Apr 09 1992 17:1818
Ok chaps , I think the Easter period  games will decide the Championship..

	

      United                     	

Southampton (H) (16th April)              
Luton (A)       (18th April)             
Notts Forest (H)(20th April)              	             
West Ham (A)    (22nd April)
Liverpool (A)   (25th April)
Spurs (H)       (2nd May)


Thats 5 games in 10 days.......It'll be tough but not impossible..


Tony
32.1232over bar the shouting (and screaming)KERNEL::HAWLEYII remember 'The cat in the hat'Thu Apr 09 1992 17:275
    
    i dont think you'll need to win the last match.
    looks like Leeds will have given it away a long time before then.
    Ian.
    
32.1233United to clinch it at AnfieldFUTURS::JONESThu Apr 09 1992 17:552
    In fact the game vs L'pool takes place on Sunday 26th April to
    accommodate TV coverage; the same day Leeds play Sheff Utd.
32.1234Any AnswersESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyThu Apr 09 1992 18:596
32.1235It's our centenary year you know...YUPPY::SEABURYSMaverickFri Apr 10 1992 14:5110
    Brian,
    
    Apparently, the Rumbelows replay date is Wednesday May 6th, to be
    played at Goodison...
    Wembley applied to have it there, but were refused, on the grounds that
    it would only be 3 days before the FA Cup Final, and they wanted to
    have the ground looking smart for when 'pool win the cup.
    
    Stew.
    
32.1236Robbo WaitsESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyFri Apr 10 1992 15:416
32.1237FA Youth Cup Final 1st LegOPG::TONYFri Apr 10 1992 16:415
At Selhurst Park

Tuesday  14th April 1992 at 7:30pm


32.1238To all the Devils out there..!!OPG::TONYFri Apr 10 1992 21:358
See you all at WEMBLEY.....WEMBLEY.....!!!!!


We're the famous MAN UTD and we're goin to WEMBLEY...!!

I am just getting into the spirit....again..

Tony
32.1239why am i here on a Sunday?KERNEL::HAWLEYIYogic flying, new olympic event?Sun Apr 12 1992 21:4513
    
    Manchester United 1-0 Nottingam Forest
    
    mclair 14.
    
    
    congratulations, suprised to learn that this was the first time that
    Manchester United have lifted this piece of silverware.
    i wont give a report, because i didnt watch it.
    
    well done anyway,
    Ian.
    
32.1240Forest....good sportsmen!!!!!!!!MACNAS::MJGREANEYANYONE FOR SHREDDED WHEAT??Mon Apr 13 1992 13:565
    What can I say....?????????
    
    Congratulations to United !!
    
    M.J.
32.1241?KERNEL::HAWLEYIYogic flying, new olympic event?Mon Apr 13 1992 13:596
    
    its very quiet in here today!??
    did you all go out and get drunk last night?
    :-)
    Ian.
    
32.1242United 1 - 0 ForestTRUCKS::SANTSee that? That's you, that is.Mon Apr 13 1992 14:2727
    
    	Thought it might be nice to first read all the plaudits and 
    	tributes on United picking up the first domestic trophy of the
    	season 8-)
    	
    	Lets all hope United now go on and complete the League & League
    	Cup double ;-)
    
    	Good match, if a little short of "thrilling goal-mouth action". Two
    	excellent passing sides playing a similar style, and the game was
    	free from any malice or unpleasant tackles. Two silly bookings
    	for "kicking the ball away after the whistle" for Crosby and
    	Pallister.
    
    	Well played Forest. United *just* edged it over 90 minutes and 
    	*just* deserved to lift the cup. My MotM would be Laws. I thought
    	he marked Giggs superbly after coming on as sub after about 10
    	minutes. For United Ince and Phelan (yes, I know..) were solid
    	in midfield (Gemmill hardly got a kick..) and McClair scored the
    	winner to round off a good performance. A sporting occasion played
    	in a sporting spirit. Forest's young stars have no disgrace in
    	defeat and will be back again. United just carried too much
    	know-how in snuffing out Forest's main threats. They also missed
    	Pearce. Well done Fergie - he won the tactical battle over Ol' Big
    	'Ead.
    
    	Andy.
32.1243Well Done Utd.FORTY2::ROBERTSONLovely!! Milky Milky!Mon Apr 13 1992 15:1232
Well done United & Forest on a thoroughly entertaining match.

I think the result was about right with United looking quite awesome at times.

It's the first time in recent weeks that they've looked like title contenders. I
hope that doesn't last :-)

I have to agree with Andy, I thought Laws was outstanding, and although I also
felt that Giggs had a blinder, Laws stopped him from finishing a number of
potentially dangerous moves, and his save on the line from McClair kept the game
alive.

McClair's goal was so simple but the move was excellent, but as was said in the
post match debate, the Forest left back should have been closer to the play, and
McClair wouldn't have had the chance. I think that Pierce would have given the
defence that extra strength, he was definitely missed.

One final question:

	Why didn't Crosby shoot in the last minute with just Schmeical to beat,
instead of passing square into a crowd of players?? If that had gone in it could
have given me 3 points in the predictions topics :-)

	Well that is history now.

	Well Done Utd.

	Al

	PS. Now that Utd have definitely booked their place in Europe next
season in the EUFA Cup, if they finish in the top 2, The third placed team
also qualifies for the EUFA Cup.
32.1244FERGIES RED WHITE ARMYMINDER::MACDONALDIMUFC ECWC ChampionsMon Apr 13 1992 16:00114
    
    	Woke up yesterday morning hoping to have a great day at Wembley and
    what happens.. I was right:) Apart from the weather.
    
    	Got the 9am from M/cr Piccadilly down to London Euston, just to
    hear that they would be stopping at Wembley Central, saves us about 1/2
    an hour. No booze on the way down, although did see the usual drinking
    at the station at 8.30am, a bit early ! Didn't get the football
    special, and just as well the queue was nearly out the front door. We
    got the scheduled train down. The train was filled with families,
    couples etc and a good atmosphere developed. Appoaching Wembley
    Central, some lad got on the tannoy system to start sining WEMBLEY, but
    was abbruptly stopped. Police were also on the train. Was about 1pm
    when we set eye on the twin towers of Wembley Stadium, the area
    surrounding is still as bad as ever, quite a few pubs open and shops
    and a very busy off licence. Fans mingled with no hint of trouble all
    in all in very good taste, the usual banter. After a drink or two and
    something to eat, went into the stadium. They were actually selling
    beer, upon paying 2pounds for a 50cl plastic bottle, did everyone
    notice it was low-alchohol(basically like gnats *) Hot dogs single for
    2 pounds, double for 2.50 pounds WOW!!!!
    	After the usual singing and visiting the bog a few times, it was
    now time to find our seats, with 1/2 an hour to go we thought,no
    problem, 10 to 3 and we eventually find our seats, guess what someone
    was in them, swearing blind they were right, only to find out that they
    were on row 26 in block 133, were as they were in block 233 and in OUR
    seats, so off they bundled.
    Out come the teams, tremendous reception, a lot of empty seats in the
    Forrest end, mind you with the expense of already been here two weeks
    earlier, I am not surprised. Anyway formalities over, national anthem
    etc... the players are warming up and the crowd are shouting through
    the team, HUGHSEY, CHOCCY, THERES ONLY ONE RYAN GIGGS etc, and the
    players acknowledging(sp?). An new-ish chant that I had not heard
    before , FERGIES RED WHITE ARMY followed by a few claps, soon learned
    the words and was a popular choice, the UTD fans were in good tune, and
    easily outsung the Forrest fans. 
    Anyway  off they kicked and Utd were out for the kill straight away, an
    early break was what they were after, and after a minute or so PHELAN
    was just in the box but could not finish off. After that it was one way
    traffic, 	 must admit you could feel the tension in the crowd every
    time Forrest counter ( which tey are very good at doing) attacked, but 
    with our back four, Irwin, Bruce, Pallister
    and Parker on good form they needed something special to do it, UTD
    were closing down very quickly on Forrest, especially in midfield, were
    I thought INCE and PHELAN played extremely well, PHELAN was everywere,
    with CHOCCY also tailing back to help, then the break UTD had hoped for
    a clearance by Pallister fell to McCLAIR who in turn passed to Giggs
    who ran to the edge of the box before passing to an unmarked McCLAIR
    who calmly slotted the ball past the FORREST keeper. 1-0. The UTD fans
    went wild, and until half-time UTD kept forrest under a lot of
    presssure, SING YOUR HEARTS OUT FOR THE LADS, was the cry now, along
    with the afore mentioned chant, by this time everyone was involved. As
    the match kicked off there were some large flags going up and down the
    crowd, to which the police STEAMED in and grabbed it, not very
    friendly, no sense of fun these southern coppers:)). Anyway half time
    and although UTD had had most of the play, Forrest looked as though
    they could have pulled us back. The thing I noticed is that they tried
    to walk the ball in, I mean Terry Sheringham received the ball in the
    semi-circle of the box, unmarked and SCHMEICHEL to beat, but didn't
    look up so passed the ball, with the outcome of nothing gained. Nigel
    Clough was not very impressive, short tempered(don't like him
    personally) always looking for the quick free-kick, and kicking it at
    people if they don't move, very sporting Nigel!:) Seemingly at half
    time there was some trouble in the Forrest end, due to the fact that
    there was about 2/3 hundered UTD fans there, quite ugly from what I
    head from a Forrest fan after the match, ah well can't always be rosy,
    a small minority, which is getting smaller!
    The second half, and I thought Forrest might try a little harder, KEANE
    getting involved aerly in the second half, but no-one wanting to take a
    shot, and the few that did come were easily saved by SCHMEICHEL. All
    this time HUGHES was his usual self, being the target for the ball
    forward, and holdin up which he did extremely well, and laid off a lot of
     good
    passes, to GIGGS in particular, who was finding life a little difficult
    against LAWS, who along with WALKER were Forrests best players.
    Kanschelski on the other wing was very quiet, and rightly substituted,
    although to be fair, he was hardly passed to, a lot of the time he was
    stood free on the wing waiting for a pass that never came. UTD seemed
    to ease off a little especially in midfield, with only McCLAIR making
    any headway, a bit different from the first half, when INCE was the
    inspiration to go forward. 
    Forrest nearly equalised in the middle of the second-half when a ball
    crossed by KEANE(I think) low, to the centre of goal, for the incoming
    Sheringham was saved well by SCHMIACHEL. 
    UTD seemed contented to boot the ball up the park for the last 1/2
    hour, even when SHARPE came on for KANCHELSKI, only HUGHES and SHARPE
    were up front. SHARPE showed a lot of skill in a little amount of time,
    and maybe should have been on from the start...?
    	The last 10/15 minutes were the worst for UTD, Forrest upped their
    momentum, and went all out for the equaliser, and with some luck, good
    defending and mad scrambles, UTD managed to keep them out. Then the
    free-kick just outside UTD's box, which CLOUGH(???) took, a very good
    kick, and one from the UTD end that looked as SCHMEICHEL had saved,
    only to see a goal-kick awarded, thus meaning it had hit the back
    stansion, PHEW!! Hearts were in mouths, and the whislting from the UTD
    was deafening, still COURTNEY played on and again FOrrest thrust
    forward again, still tring to walk the ball in, then the whistle, it
    was over.
    Watched them recieve the CUP and run round, then headed back to the
    station, where we had to get a train to London Euston and from there up
    to M/cr. About 8.30pm I arrived home. Straight into the pub. I was
    travelling by train, another guy was going by plane(business trip:)),
    and he arrived home, at 1015pm, had to wait for a plane, then the
    coach party arrived at 1045pm, had phoned up at 930pm to say thay were
    at Birmingham, and the traffic was very busy(or words close to that).
    So a few bevvies were sunk and everyone went home happy. An eventful
    day, made better by UTD winning, but a good game, atmosphere etc.. and
    to both UTD and FORREST fans.
    
    Well that's my short story:). That was what it was like from the seats,
    what about from the armchair??
    
    mac (still a little tired)
                                     
32.1245boringCHEFS::HOUSEBMon Apr 13 1992 16:317
    from the armchair :
    
    two slightly above average teams in a very dull and unexciting match.
    
    I wish I had stayed down the pub.
    
    		Brian.
32.1246How sweet is victory..MIACT::MASONMon Apr 13 1992 17:1927
    Just to add my 10 cents worth....
    
    I thoroughly enjoyed the match from my armchair seat (couldn't get
    tickets ..sob..). Apart from the lack of goalmouth excitement, I
    thought that it illustrated good passing and attacking football from
    two of the top sides in the country.
    
    For all of the stick that he has taken in this notes file, I thought
    that Phelan had a great game. He looked solid and didn't put a foot
    wrong. Webb must be just a touch concerned. Parker was a welcome sight,
    I think we'll need him in the testing patch to come.
    
    For Forest, I thought that Keane looked really impressive and dangerous
    in the 1st half until he was effectively closed down in the second.
    We'll need to watch him next Monday - any idea when Pearce will be
    back?
    
    Now we must turn our attention to the big one. Its going to be a
    difficult two weeks for us with all of those matches strung together
    against some difficult sides. The medics are on stand-by (more for the
    fans.....)
    
    J
    
    PS: note .1244 was an entertaining piece! Could do with a bit more of
    that rather than the vitriol that some are reduced to...
    
32.1247DBOSW2::ESBECKDec Van EsbeckMon Apr 13 1992 17:255
    It wasn't boring, but it wasn't that great either. I thought the result
    was more or less right. You have to hand to any team who can win the
    League and one of the domestic cups with no semblance of a midfield.
    
    Declan
32.1248Scorinbg goals YUPPY::SEABURYSMaverickMon Apr 13 1992 17:4824
    Congrats to the mancs on their win yesterday... may it be the last time
    they win any trophies ;-)
    
    I must admit that I thought Fergie had made two massive blunders by
    picking Phelan ahead of Webb, and having three wingers in the 14... I
    was right!!
    The mancs had noone creative in the midfield, and so, I thought, were
    poor in the final third of the pitch. Though made up for it in defense,
    where they played superbly for most of the match.
    The wingers thing didn't really come off either, and Giggs and that
    Russian bloke never really got the service they needed.
    
    Mind you, Forest missed Pearce on the left hand side, and never got
    into the game in the first half... Crosby should have equalised in the
    last minute with their best chance, and the mancs defence seemed intent
    on giving the game away with their petty squabbling amongst themselves,
    and a few "over the top" tackles...
    
    But, credit where credit's due... the mancs took their chance, and
    Forest didn't... and that's what the game's all about.
    
    Let's just hope that we can do the biz tonite!! 8-|
    Stew.
    
32.1249Ferguson's RED & WHITE ARMY!!!!!!SHAWB1::STOCKMANSMon Apr 13 1992 18:0322
A cracking game from where I was sitting/standing/sitting/standing!!!!!!!


Those stools you have to sit on at Wembley are a blummin health hazard!

I was right in the thick of it & hence when we scored slight movement towards the
fence was encountered.

I thought the atmosphere was great. A little quiet in the forest end though.
Phelan played really well I thought & perhaps he rather than McClair would have
made made MoM for me.

We drove down in the car via the M40 & the traffic was fine.
3hrs there & 3 1/2 back.
We didn't park in the Wembley car park after last year's final (It took 
1 1/2 hrs at least to get out of the wembley car park last year), we parked in
some firm's carpark just on the other side of the road. It only cost 4 quid to
park there as well.

All we need do now is clinch the double!!!!!

Southern git Si!
32.1250MOMSEDSWS::WILLMOTTMon Apr 13 1992 18:1220
    
    Why oh Why oh Why
    
    do they bother to give MOM when their wasn't really anyone ???
    
    Brian McClair Man of the Match ???????
    
    Alright he scored the goal... 
    
    But he did little else but whinge and moan to the Ref the whole game
    
    Anyway well done the Mancs.. lets hope they win the league now and
    let the Gooners have the place in Europe next season.
    
    By the way I thought the highlight of yesterdays armchair spectacle
    was Kevin Campbells goal of the yearer. 
    
    Well worth leaving the Pub for Brian. 
    
     CHris
32.1251ESSB::MCUNNIFFEThe Mancs are out of the cupMon Apr 13 1992 18:3010
      
   The Mancs may have won the League/Rumbellows cup and a certain Brian 
suggested this morning that they will win the double of League and Rumbellows.
Maybe they will but they will never equal the Liverpool performance of three
consecutive League and League cup doubles of 1982, 1983 and 1984 under the
captaincy of Graeme Souness and in fact they won a treble in 1984 with the great
European win over Roma. When the Mancs have achievements like the above, then I
will be prepared to give them some praise.

      Cunno
32.1252dont rise to it!!! :-)KERNEL::HAWLEYIYogic flying, new olympic event?Mon Apr 13 1992 18:546
    re.last
    
    erm....
    
    Ian.
    
32.1253History is bunk. A polite term for the pool teamFUTURS::JONESMon Apr 13 1992 19:171
    
32.1254ere we go again!!KERNEL::NDAYMon Apr 13 1992 20:048
    Re a few back.....
    
    A touch of deja vu here i think Cunno!!!
    
    A well deserved victory for us I feel and lets hope the league is ours
    as well..
    
    Nigel
32.1255UTRUST::CAMPBELLReal ponies don't go oink!Mon Apr 13 1992 20:2021
re Cunno
>   The Mancs may have won the League/Rumbellows cup and a certain Brian 
>suggested this morning that they will win the double of League and Rumbellows.
>Maybe they will but they will never equal the Liverpool performance of three
>consecutive League and League cup doubles of 1982, 1983 and 1984 under the
>captaincy of Graeme Souness and in fact they won a treble in 1984 with the great
>European win over Roma. When the Mancs have achievements like the above, then I
>will be prepared to give them some praise.
        Liverpool may have won the F.A. cup a couple of times but they have
    not yet equalled the Tottenham Hotspur performance of 8 wins out of 9
    in 1901 (Last non-football league team to do so), 1921, 1961, 1962,
    1967, 1981, 1982, and 1991 under various captains and in fact they were
    the first team this century to win the FA cup/league title (yes,
    Liverpool have since done it, but they weren't the first). When the
    'Pool have achievements like the above, then I will be prepared to give
    them some praise.
    
    Yours, as ever,
    
    Stevo :-)
    
32.1256Well said..MIACT::MASONMon Apr 13 1992 20:513
    re -1
    
    That's taken the wind out of his sails!!!!!!!!
32.1257My dad's bigger than your dad...YUPPY::SEABURYSMaverickMon Apr 13 1992 21:145
    re .1255
    
    Sad, isn't it...
    
    Stew. 8-|
32.1258wind out of his sails? he's laughing his head off!KERNEL::HAWLEYIYogic flying, new olympic event?Mon Apr 13 1992 21:178
    re.-2
    
    NOT wishing to stir up trouble, and NOT agreeing with anything cunno
    said...but what does that little list prove?
    That spurs can only win the cup and are hapless when it comes to
    generating some kind of consistent level of performance?
    
    Ian.
32.1259say NEXT UNSEEN to CunnoKERNEL::HAWLEYIYogic flying, new olympic event?Mon Apr 13 1992 21:255
    
    does anyone want to dredge up the cup winning exploits of the Wanderers
    at this point?!
    :-)
    Ian.
32.1260Don't lower the toneSUBURB::GROOMNCaptain Cornflake - Crisp CrusaderTue Apr 14 1992 13:283
    It does amuse me when I see all the Merseypool guys writing in our note
    now.  Perhaps they realise this is where everyone comes to read quality
    text.
32.1261Here Here!KERNEL::NDAYTue Apr 14 1992 13:315
    Yeh!!!!
    
    What the Crisp Crusader said...
    
    Nige..
32.1262zzzKERNEL::HAWLEYIYogic flying, new olympic event?Tue Apr 14 1992 13:378
    
    Havent we heard this before, guys?
    This is a free country is it not? Andy Sant regularly and welcomely 
    joins in converstaions in the Liverpool note and your own master-of-the
    spoken-word and cunno soundalike, Brian Long, frequently airs his views
    in there.
    
    Ian.
32.1263bad memoryKERNEL::HAWLEYIYogic flying, new olympic event?Tue Apr 14 1992 13:408
    can anyone tell me what a converstaion is?
    not awake this morning.
    by the way, can anyone tell me, when was the last time before 1990 that
    Manchester United won the FA cup? was it against Everton? where
    Whiteside scored?
    
    yours in trivia,
    Ian.
32.1264Totally uncalled for wind-up... 8-)YUPPY::SEABURYSMaverickTue Apr 14 1992 14:4513
    Quick trivia question, seeing as how we're on the subject...
    
    1(a) When was the last time Manchester United won the League
         Championship??
    
     (b) How long ago was it??
    
     (c) How come that whenever other teams supporters write in the manc
         note conference and try to wind the manc fans up, someone always
         takes the bait?? 8-)
    
    Stew. 8-)
    
32.1265Silver JubileeBAHTAT::BLYTHEEe bah gum th's trouble at t'millTue Apr 14 1992 15:004
    'It was Twenty/ytnewT sorry, Twenty Five years ago Sgt Pepper taught
    the band to play'
    
    jb.
32.1266Same Old StoryMINDER::MACDONALDIMUFC ECWC ChampionsTue Apr 14 1992 15:377
    re: last 2
    
    YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
    
    :)
    
    Only singing when your winning etc....
32.1267CheatsSUBURB::WAITEGOnly the man who says no is freeTue Apr 14 1992 16:404
    re last 3
    
    and they only won on penalties
    
32.1268ESSB::MCUNNIFFEThe Mancs are out of the cupTue Apr 14 1992 17:0923
               <<< Note 32.1264 by YUPPY::SEABURYS "Maverick" >>>
                    -< Totally uncalled for wind-up... 8-) >-

    Quick trivia question, seeing as how we're on the subject...
    
    1(a) When was the last time Manchester United won the League
         Championship??
    
     (b) How long ago was it??    
    Stew. 8-)
 
    1. 1967 which is a very long 25 years for all those Manc fans out there.
Since that time Liverpool have won the league 11 times (73, 76, 77, 79, 80, 82,
83, 84, 86, 88 and 90) and have rarely finished outside the top two. The Mancs
even had a period in Div. two. I think that adequately answers both of the 
above.
  Now any chance that anybody could help me in my quest for a cup final ticket.

      Thanks in anticipation,

           Cunno 
    

32.1269TICKETS FOR FINALSUBURB::VYASTue Apr 14 1992 18:136
    RE. -1
    Martin, I would be able to get a ticket for the Final. Contact me on
    7830 6519. Since my Brother-in-Law is member of LFC and a friend of
    Phil Thompson, he can get few tickets.
    
    Jayesh.
32.1270SUBURB::WAITEGOnly the man who says no is freeTue Apr 14 1992 18:329
    What is that song you sing...
    
    It says about being pride of europe
    and beating Scousers
    
    
    
    Cheers
    gary
32.1271Sell it to a tout...!!!!OPG::TONYTue Apr 14 1992 18:3412
32.1272SuperSUBURB::WAITEGOnly the man who says no is freeTue Apr 14 1992 18:441
    Too true
32.1273no needKERNEL::HAWLEYIYogic flying, new olympic event?Tue Apr 14 1992 18:528
32.1274re .1273 .... hear hearYUPPY::PANESFrench kisses and chinese burnsTue Apr 14 1992 20:020
32.1275last two..TRUCKS::SANTDrainpipetrousertastic!Tue Apr 14 1992 20:492
    
    	Ditto.
32.1276let's move on chapsTROOA::PBLANEYIt's ALL in the RISCTue Apr 14 1992 21:4120
    I was going to ask who moved the conference, and explain I was
    away...looks like I missed nothing.
    
    Great win Sunday, no TV here, but a phone call back home for a match
    report made the day.
    
    Now, my schedule says United play Southhampton at home this Thursday. 3
    points will bring us back on top by 2 I believe. 1 point is a must. So
    much for all the complaining about the schedule. Waiting the extra day
    after the league cup final was a masterful move. Then onto Luton, who
    have been very poor of late, and another 3 points looks in order.
    Forest at home Easter Monday, and if United can take 7/9 from those
    three games, it is all over folks, and we'll clinch at Anfield. Apart
    from clinching at OT, I cannot think of a finer football palace at
    which to clinch the title. Even Arsenal supporters would agree with
    that I reckon. What do you think Martin ?
    
    A leisurely stroll to the championship from here on in. No problem.
    
    Paul
32.1277Old Trafford Here I ComeESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyWed Apr 15 1992 13:199
32.1278Brian Long goes to a game...COMICS::WATTERSONWed Apr 15 1992 13:206
>>>I'm off to Olf Trafford tomorrow. 
    
    Do you need directions ?  :-)
    
    Paul
    
32.1279Her we GoESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyWed Apr 15 1992 13:225
32.1280FA Youth Cup Final 1st LegOPG::TONYWed Apr 15 1992 13:357
C.Palace 1 Man Utd. 3 (gate 8,000)

Half way there..



tony
32.1281Drinks anyone??MIACT::MASONWed Apr 15 1992 13:384
    Seeing as Brian is going to Old Trafford tomorrow, does anyone want to
    meet up for a drink anywhere before k.o. ?
     
    J
32.1282Name the PlaceESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyWed Apr 15 1992 17:429
32.1283To drink or not to drink, that is the questionMIACT::MASONWed Apr 15 1992 19:339
    Why don't we all meet up outside the souvenir shop, just to the left of
    the steps to the entrance (can you tell I'm an Events Co-ordinator!!??)
    after the match on Monday and then we can decide where to go for a bevvy. 
    If Simon is going, I'll recognise him. If not, I'll be the girly with the 
    shortish red hair in the black leather jacket and DM's.
    
    I'm not in tomorrow, so I'll see you all on Monday with a bit of luck!
    
    J
32.1284White Hart Lane!SIOG::SPENCERPeter Spencer @DBO 827-2286Wed Apr 15 1992 21:5215
          <<< Note 32.1276 by TROOA::PBLANEY "It's ALL in the RISC" >>>
                            -< let's move on chaps >-
    
>    three games, it is all over folks, and we'll clinch at Anfield. Apart
>    from clinching at OT, I cannot think of a finer football palace at
>    which to clinch the title. Even Arsenal supporters would agree with
>    that I reckon. What do you think Martin ?
    
    Don't tell me Cunno has seen the light and become a Gooner!
    
    This Gooner would not agree! If we can't clinch it at Highbury, the
    next best is the place we did it in '71! Bliss! 
    
    Surely a red Manc would love to clinch it at the blue Mancs' home as 
    next best to O.T.?
32.1285Forget it! It'll go to the Spurs game..TRUCKS::SANTDrainpipetrousertastic!Thu Apr 16 1992 12:2018
    
    	I think it will probably go to the last game, at OT, against
    	Spurs. I think we may even need to win that game, if the 
    	other remaining games go the way I think they will, as Leeds 
    	are likely to still have a superior 'goals difference'.
    
    	Obviously the more times Leeds slip up in their last four games
    	that becomes less likely, but Leeds seem to have got over their
    	jitters now and are getting hot again. We can't afford too many
    	draws in our last six games. Maybe just the Forest and Liverpool
    	games if we're being realistic. That still means we have to beat
    	Southampton, Luton, West Ham (probably our easiest game..) and
    	Spurs. ie. 14 points. Leeds can get 12 more, so we'll win by
    	one point.

    	It's going to be close..
    
    	Andy.
32.1286United need to find top gear as of tonight.TRUCKS::SANTI owe,I owe,so off to work I goThu Apr 16 1992 19:4835
    
    	By the time we're back in here, United could all but have 
    	decided the destiny of this season's League Championship.
    
    	Tonight we take on Southampton, our conquerors in the FA Cup. 
    	They have enjoyed a remarkable run over the last several weeks,
    	climbing out of deep trouble into an almost safe position. We
    	*must* win this one which will take us back to the top. I'll
    	go for 1-0. But Southampton will but very tough - I hope some
    	of their more "physical" players don't shipwreck our plans by
    	crippling any of our players...
    
    	Saturday sees us visit Luton, themselves in deep s**t but getting
    	good results when at home. Again we must win this one and hope
    	that Liverpool take care of Leeds. If we win and Leeds lose then
    	we're looking red-hot favourites. Defeat at Luton could spell a
    	disaster if Leeds win. Luton should go down this season - I hope
    	we make sure they do by winning 2-0.
    
        Then on Monday it's Forest, totally unpredictable at the moment.
    	United need at least a point, but Forest could play superbly or
    	horribly. If we go into this game on the back of two good wins
    	then I think we should be able to beat Forest and all but wrap 
    	up the title. Defeat again lets Leeds in. So I'll go for 1-1.
    
    	So basically we need 7 points from these three games, and certainly
    	no less than 6. Leeds aren't likely to make too many mistakes, so 
    	we'd better make sure we don't either. It's in our own hands, but
    	we've got to beat sides like Southampton and Luton when the
    	pressure's really on if we can expect to be called Champions.
    
    	The next four days are absolutely critical. How much do we want
    	the title? We'll soon see....
    
    	Andy.
32.1287It's not a forgone conclusion.WELCLU::BWALKERCome on you Hatters.Thu Apr 16 1992 21:5711
    My wish is to see Luton come out winners against Man U. It would be
    lovely. I wonder what Alec Fergusion will moan about. Will it be the
    Ref, Hughes not getting a penalty for his swallow dive, the ref not
    allowing Uniteds obligatory offside goal, the disallowing Luton's
    perfectly good one. One thing he will not be able to blame and thats
    the pitch.
    
    Regards,
    
    
    Barry. 
32.1288the cream comes to the topMACNAS::MHASSETTFri Apr 17 1992 12:328
    UNITED 1        Southampton 0
    Kanchelskis
    
    			The real UTD are back on top again.Great goal from
    	Andrei,left foot volley from the edge of the box.Giggs had a
    	blinder.The bad news is that INCE is out for the rest of the season.
    	Bring on Luton and Crocks Forest.!! 
    	
32.1289Luton 1 United 1TROOA::PBLANEYIt's ALL in the RISCMon Apr 20 1992 22:0511
    Luton 1 United 1 (Sharpe).
    
    From all accounts, United should have had this one, having led at the
    half.
    
    4/6 so far, with Forest today. Seen Leeds vs. Pool on the box - what a
    load of crap they both were. Neither ofthem deserve to win this. If
    United can win today, they'll have it. That one game in hand is
    important.
    
    -pb
32.1290Mancs slip up again?AIMTEC::WICKS_AMore Ship dates than actual ShipsMon Apr 20 1992 23:2610
    Rumours from the U.K on this Bank Holiday Monday indicate that the
    Mancs have lost at Notts Forest.
    
    Anyone able to confirm this?
    
    So that would be 1 point out of a possible 6 over Easter.
    
    regards,
    
    Andrew.D.Wicks
32.1291I can't believe it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!PEKING::DAVIESGE=Mc2..Einstein Was Right!Tue Apr 21 1992 11:367
    
    Yep.
    
    Unfortunatley that Gemmill(sp) kid scored the winner for Forest in the
    82nd Minute. It looks as if it's gonna be tight.........
    
    Greg..
32.1292snatching defeat from the jaws of victory...TRUCKS::SANTI owe,I owe,so off to work I goTue Apr 21 1992 12:4816
    
    	Looks to me like we're in deep sh*t 8-( We needed a point at least
    	from the Forest game - 5 points over Easter would have been Ok
    	since Leeds "dropped" two on Saturday, thus revising my original
    	7 points required by two... But 4 points? Will it be enough?
    
    	The Championship does now look like it will go to the last game.
    	We could have relieved that kind of pressure by winning yesterday
    	but now we'll see just how big our balls are!
    
      	West Ham on Wednesday - anything but a victory (due to Leeds'
    	superior gd..) is a disaster. 
    
    	Get those razor-blades ready...
    
    	Andy.
32.1293Great day for football.ESSB::MCUNNIFFEThe Mancs are out of the cupTue Apr 21 1992 13:1615
  Mancs 1 Notts For 2
     
What a great day for football with the Mancs losing at home and Leeds winning
at home. Never in my life have I seen worse title contenders than the Mancs. 1
point over the bank holiday weekend and they are supposed to be title
contenders. Brian, I hope you were disgusted yesterday. The joy that I felt as I
heard that the Mancs were behind with a few minutes to go will never be 
surpassed. Hopefully Leeds will win their final two games which would leave the
Mancs needing to win all three of their fixtures and one of them is away to
Liverpool. Imagine if Liverpool could contribute to denying the Mancs the
championship, it would mean more to me than any success that Liverpool have had
over the last 20 years. Come on you Leeds.

    Cunno
32.1294Red alert..MIACT::MASONTue Apr 21 1992 13:2721
    Depressed is not the word.
    
    We actually played a good game yesterday, but the nerves were evident
    even to a blind man. The Luton result did not help our cause in the
    slightest. Reports (various in the extreme so I'll go for David Meek's
    version) stated that United looked awful and were lucky to come away
    with a point. And then we go and lose on Monday.
    
    We were guilty of letting Forest play. They looked fluid on the counter
    attack and made their forays into the area count. We forced 12 corners
    to their zilch but still we could not make them pay. Instead, we let
    them waltz into our area, give them enough space to land a helicopter,
    and they go and convert. The "meanest defence in the 1st division"
    could only stand back and watch. It was disgraceful. Sharpe was not,
    Giggs was kept quiet by the excellent Des Walker (boy will they miss
    him). McClair had a nondescript game, the volley aside and lets not
    talk about the defence.
    
    3 games to go. The nerves they are a-jangling. 
    
    J
32.1295The real championsSIOG::SPENCERPeter Spencer @DBO 827-2286Tue Apr 21 1992 16:078
     <<< Note 32.1293 by ESSB::MCUNNIFFE "The Mancs are out of the cup" >>>
                          -< Great day for football. >-
    
    Cunno,
    
    Your change of allegiance to LeedsLeedsLeeds does not have something to
    do with the score at Highbury yesterday by any chance? In case you
    missed it - Arsenal 4-0 Liverpool.
32.1296oh ye of little faithTROOA::PBLANEYIt's ALL in the RISCTue Apr 21 1992 18:2714
    Oh ye of little faith!
    
    We still have a game in hand chaps, so save the comments until then.
    Sure, we should have taken Luton, and not let Forest beat us at home. I
    hope Fergie is using the whole squad he assembled, 'cos that is what it
    was for. 
    
    West Ham Wednesday ?
    
    Who arranged this schedule then ?
    
    Hammers should be no problem. I'll take a 2-1 score.
    
    -pb
32.1297fixtures and speculationTROOA::PBLANEYIt's ALL in the RISCTue Apr 21 1992 21:2920
    Reamining games:
    
    West Ham vs United  3 points, United go top by 2 points
    
    Liverpool vs United, 1 point
    Sheffield Utd vs. Leeds, 1 point, United still on top by 2 points
    
    United vs. Spurs, 3 points
    Leeds vs. Norwich, 3 points,
    
    United win championship by 2 points
    
    Alternate,
    
    United tie West Ham, Leeds lose to Sheffield United, Mancs win by 1
    point.
    
    I'd sure love to see us win at Anfield though. 
    
    -pb
32.1298Yuo seem to have forgotten some possibilitiesXSTACY::JLUNDONJ.A. Lundon 890-2417 Leeds ForeverTue Apr 21 1992 21:4529
    Wednesday
    =========
    West Ham vs MUFC  0/1 point, Leeds top by 0/1 point and better goal
    difference
    
    Saturday next
    =============
    Liverpool vs MUFC, 0/1 point
    Sheffield Utd vs. Leeds, 1 point, Leeds top by 0/2 points
    
    Saturday week
    =============

    MUFC vs. Spurs, 3 points
    Leeds vs. Norwich, 3 points,
    
    => Leeds champions by 0/2 points with ++ goal difference
    

    We owe you one for 63-64 when you robbed us of the championship because
    Leeds scored less goals but had a better goal difference. Only justice.

    If you don't believe me look it up!


                             James.

    P.S first decent note in this topic since last January and also the 
    first over 10 lines in that time ;-).
32.1299ESSB::MCUNNIFFEThe Mancs are out of the cupTue Apr 21 1992 22:269
    Leeds to win two remaining games and the Mancs to take seven points from
the last three games - Leeds to win the c'ship on goal difference thus knocking
the stuffing out of Man. U - Liverpool to win the cup & I to be the happiest
football fan at the end of the season.

    Cunno


32.1300United champs, not too convincing mind. ( @ @ )PEKING::DAVIESGE=Mc2..Einstein Was Right!Wed Apr 22 1992 17:2121
    
    
    Prediction:
    
    Mancs to beat West Ham  2 - 0  Tonite,  2 points in lead.
    
    
    Mancs V Looneypool, 1 - 1 
    Leeds V Sheff Utd   0 - 0    Mancs 2 points in lead.
    
    
    Mancs V Spurs,  1 - 0    
    Leeds V Norwich 4 - 1   Mancs champs by 2 points.
    
    
    UNITED will win with a lesser goal difference, but since they will be 2
    points above Leeds (Leeds Leeds) It won't matter anyway!
    
    
    
    Greg...
32.1301PEKING::WILSOND1T.H.F.CWed Apr 22 1992 17:285
    
    My prediction is I wont be able to get a ticket for the Spurs game,as
    Manchester United have allocated only 600 to THFC.
    
    Dave...
32.1302Martin, Martin,ESSB::BREEWed Apr 22 1992 17:3119
    Martin,
    
    I don't know if you're serious or not all the time. I'll give you the
    benefit of the doubt because it's a shame to be so bitter.
    
    I was in Old Trafford for the first time in a few years and enjoyed the
    game but not the result. Roy Keane should possibly have been sent off
    for his foul on Sharpe and a second foul. He wasn't and he showed
    himself more than able to compete with more seasoned pros in the
    physical department.
    
    United could do worse than consider him.
    
    United can still do it. I hope they do if only to F*&K the begrudgers.
    
    
      cheers,
    
    Paul
32.1303Nibble nibbleBAHTAT::BLYTHEEe bah gum th's trouble at t'millWed Apr 22 1992 17:3411
    No Bryan Robson, Darren Ferguson is added to the squad. West Ham will
    be without Breaker.
    
    Tonights' result will be a win for West Ham, Man U or a draw. Mark
    Hughes may even take a dive, then again he might not. What is certian
    there will be a lot of people at the game getting excited, and many
    others around the country getting equally excited. That reminds me, I
    better drain the Bonneville's carbs, charge the Rocket 3's battery and
    prepare Slippery Sam for the road !
    
    jb.
32.1304please say yeshSUBURB::ABSOLOMTJack The HatWed Apr 22 1992 17:423
    Is it on Radio 5????
    
    Tone
32.1305693 or 909 AM or 92.4/103.9/95.3 FMBAHTAT::BLYTHEEe bah gum th's trouble at t'millWed Apr 22 1992 17:497
    Yes, the match will have 'extensive coverage' on Champion Sport, start
    7/30. For listeners in the Radio Leeds area, there is a Soccer Special
    from 8/0 to 9/45 on FM (beter reception) featuring the game. nb Radio
    Leeds is sometimes easier to receive in Manchester than some parts of
    Leeds !
    
    jb.
32.1306Who or what is slippery Sam jb?XSTACY::JLUNDONJ.A. Lundon 890-2417 Leeds ForeverWed Apr 22 1992 18:020
32.1307Slippery Sam?TRUCKS::SANTI owe,I owe,so off to work I goWed Apr 22 1992 18:112
    
    	Ooo-err missus. Sounds a bit rude....
32.1308So this is what success is all about then...TRUCKS::SANTI owe,I owe,so off to work I goWed Apr 22 1992 18:2127
32.1309RooooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrBAHTAT::BLYTHEEe bah gum th's trouble at t'millWed Apr 22 1992 18:2113
    Totally unrelated to football :-
    
    Slippery Sam was the Triumph Factory Production Racer that won the Isle
    of Man Production TT 6 years on the trot. It's a 750cc 3 cylinder
    Triumph Trident motorcyle. It got it's name because the vent from the
    oil tank vented oil mist too near the back tyre. I've got a replica
    built by Les Williams, the Triumph Development engineer at that time,
    at the moment it's in the garage under a dust sheet - the footie season
    is coming to an end, the riding motorcycle season is upon us (as is the
    cricket season, 2 wins out of 2 for Yorkshire, Lancashire (the other
    lot from Old Trafford) lost their first match against new boys Durham.)
    
    jb.
32.1310Slugging it outBAHTAT::BLYTHEEe bah gum th's trouble at t'millWed Apr 22 1992 18:4522
    re .1308
    
    The championship this season has been akin to 2 heavyweights slugging
    it out to the end, hopefully 'Johnny Come Lately' won't get a look in.
    (aka Sheff Wed, in Div 2 last year remember, as were Leeds 2 years
    ago). Leeds' ambition this year was to do better than last and get into
    Europe - this has been done, anything that happens from now on is a
    bonus, but the League title is on, and the supporters have realised
    that thanks to the Mancs slip ups over Easter that cancelled out Leeds'
    slip ups earlier on. The Manc fans crave the championship, silver
    jubilees and all that, so the pressure is more intense at OT, luckily
    they are away for the next 2 games. If the Mancs dont win tonight and Leeds
    win on Sunday, they will be 3/4 points clear of the Mancs before they
    start at Liverpool - the Mancs must win then to have any chance.
    
    I'm down in Reading all next week on a Pathworks course, if there are
    any noters down there that want to meet up for a pint or six then say
    so !
    
    jb.
    
    kick off
32.1311The gloves are off...MIACT::MASONWed Apr 22 1992 20:1714
    re.1308
    
    Well done on an honest note. The lads in no. 33 are as nervous as we
    are, so this emotive vitriol serves no purpose.
    
    As I've said before, and in accordance with what Andy said, the best
    team will win and will deserve to win having shown the steely nerves it
    takes to win such high honours at this stage of the game.
    
    Let the battle commence....
    
    J
    
    
32.1312West Ham 1 Man Utd 0TROOA::PBLANEYIt's ALL in the RISCThu Apr 23 1992 01:519
    Just heard via phone,
    
    West Ham 1 Man Utd 0
    
    Very sad. Not totally disasterous, but Leeds mare favourites now.
    Unless of course they lose to Sheff Utd and Utd beat 'pool - very
    interesting. Fergie may lose his job over this one I'm afraid.
    
    Paul
32.1313Please say it is TRUEAIMTEC::WICKS_AMore Ship dates than actual ShipsThu Apr 23 1992 04:3011
    Paul,
    
    Is that a final score - I can't say how dejected I am (:==:)
    
    So if the F.A Cup Winners can give them a good going over on Saturday
    and Leeds win it'll all be over and we can sit back and wait another 25
    years for the Mancs to NOT win the league.
    
    Regards,
    
    Andrew.D.Wicks
32.1314The trophy belongs to Arsenal..for 2 more weeks!YUPPY::STRAGEDToto...this sure ain't Kansas!!Thu Apr 23 1992 05:106
    Don't assume the Mancs have handed our League Championship trophy to
    Leeds.  There are still still games to play....and I hear that the odds
    on Sheff Wed have dropped from 100-1 to 66-1 following West Hams
    victory.
    
    PJ
32.1315Not now maybe neverRUTILE::BREADIEThu Apr 23 1992 11:169
    This is sad. I've waited literaly all my life for Man U and Rangers to
    win the league the same year. I truely thought this was the year.
    
    No excuse they had a chance and blew it.
    
    Alex Ferguson's negativity and internal pressures of being Man U
    were just too much.
    
    ? can they go anywhere from here ? 
32.1316Its not over yet..LEMAN::BURKHALTERThu Apr 23 1992 11:568
    Don't give up yet, if Man Utd can lose to the Hammers then Leeds
    can lose to Sheffield.....
    
    ......and anyway they won the League Cup (or whatever its called these days)
    didn't they?
    
    -Dom
    
32.1317The Final KICK has yet to comePEKING::MCKIENNICKThu Apr 23 1992 12:017
    
      Hard luck on last nights result v the Hammers.
    All is not lost yet with games to be played, anything could happen.
    
    Remember Arsenal v Liverpool a couple of years ago.
    
       NICK.
32.1318SUBURB::INV_LIBRARYWho hell he?!?Thu Apr 23 1992 12:266
    
    I shouldn't be too despondent, the best team in the first division at
    the moment is Sheffield United so if the Mancs can duff up the Scousers
    then they're still in with a great chance.
    
    jeff
32.1319West 'Amm 1-0 United......TRUCKS::SANTI owe,I owe,so off to work I goThu Apr 23 1992 12:3511
    	A disaster. We've blown it.
    
    	I have waited all my life (that which I can reliably remember,
    	anyway...) for United to win the league. This is the closest
    	we've got for a long time. I don't think it's for us this year
    	now... 8-( 
    
    	Today I am very sad. It's out of our control now.
    
    	Andy.
32.1320Its not over to the final whistle.SUBURB::WAITEGI speak to God but the Sky is emptyThu Apr 23 1992 12:3612
    Remaining fixtures.......
    
    MANCHESTER UNITED         LEEDS UNITED            SHEFFIELD WEDNESDAY
    
    Liverpool    (A)          Sheffield United  (A)   Crystal Palace    (A)
    Spurs        (H)          Norwich City      (H)   Liverpool         (H)
    
    
    Leeds have the easier run ere but if Norwich lose on Saturday and Luton
    and Coventry win then Norwich would need to beat Leeds to guarentee a
    place in the premier league.  Norwich play Wimbledon at home on
    Saturday.
32.1321lost your bottleCHEFS::HOUSEBThu Apr 23 1992 12:425
    Great result last night, well pleased.
    
    		Brian. 
    
    
32.1322Now, do Leeds have the bottle?RIGHTO::HAIGHOh well another 4 years abroad.Thu Apr 23 1992 13:1318
    
    	Even though the last note is pretty puerile, it does indeed appear
    that United have 'lost their bottle!'
    
    	Excuses about 4 games in 6 days will only make United sound like 
    Liverpool. They have the squad to cope with it and I agree with the
    comment about Ferguson being to cautious. To often he has left out
    Giggs, Sharpe and Konchelkis and played a muscle type team.
    
    	With regard to the remaining fixtures;
    
    	Each team should win their home game comfortably, (if Leeds do, I
    think that will be the end for Wednesday??), so it will come down to
    the away games. Sheffield United will certainly be out to upset Leeds,
    so United could still do it with a win at Anfield. 
    
    
    		Steve
32.1323No excuses.TRUCKS::SANTI owe,I owe,so off to work I goThu Apr 23 1992 13:1913
    
    	No excuses *are* offered, Steve, either about "4 games in 6 days"
    	or injuries. If we deserve to win it then we will.  I haven't
    	given up hope - I'm just being realistic...
    
    	It's not over yet, but we're firm second-favourites. Leeds will
    	fully deserve it if they win the title. They've played some
    	great football, as have United. I've often commented in the 
    	Leeds note on how much I've admired some of their power 
    	performances this season. They may yet also blow it, but I'd
    	be surprised if they did.
    
    	Andy.
32.1324UTRUST::CAMPBELLReal ponies don't go oink!Thu Apr 23 1992 13:2513
    What a night for sport last night.
    
    Big Frank "bashing him up good and proper" (Jimmy White's comment)
    
    Jimmy's 147 break in the snooker
    
    and ... err... West Ham's step closer to the mathematical chance of
    escaping relegation :-)
    
    Just wait 'til Cunno gets in here this morning :-)
    
    Stevo
    
32.1325COME ON LEEDS.PEKING::BAREFIELDAThu Apr 23 1992 13:4111
    
    
                       ALL TOGETHER NOW..
    
    
                      WERE FOREVER BLOWING BUBBLES
                      PRETTY BUBBLES IN THE AIR
                      THEY FLY SO HIGH
                      NEARLY REACH THE SKY
                      AND LIKE MAN-U THEY FADE AND DIE..
    
32.1326Liverpool liverpool liverpoolWELCLU::BWALKERCome on you Hatters.Thu Apr 23 1992 13:503
    Good one.
    
    
32.1327Ban all bloodsports..MIACT::MASONThu Apr 23 1992 13:503
    re -1
    
    Cruel...very cruel.
32.1328Second BestESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyThu Apr 23 1992 13:5719
32.1329Stats say it allFUTURS::FLETCHERThu Apr 23 1992 14:229
    Ive just had a quick look at the tables from around christmas time. In
    the last 20 league games Man U have won 6 and scored 19 goals - with
    that record no team can complain about not winning the championship.
    Leeds and Sheff Wed have slightly better records but no team is showing
    championship form - except perhaps the Arse. If memory serves me well
    its not the first time in recent years that Man U have been miles ahead
    only to be pegged back.
    
    Nigel
32.1330WHAT NEXTDOOZER::OPERATORThu Apr 23 1992 14:246
    
    Noticed that Fergerson did'nt pick Webb due to a bust up,
    seems to me his days are numbered at United.Shell shocked
    this morning can't believe we lost.The problem that we have
    had all season is lack of goals throughout the side the others
    must start scoring.
32.1331Quality slightedFORTY2::ETHERIDGEWhat a sandwichThu Apr 23 1992 14:308
32.1332nightmare scenarioESSB::BREEThu Apr 23 1992 14:3221
    I think last night was the worst for me since AC beat United in '69.
    
    Trying to find a pub WITHOUT a television showing highlights was
    impossible so wending the weary way home was the only option.
    
    The title is probably gone to Leeds and they definitely deserve it
    because they have shown more spirit and resource than United over the
    long haul.
    
    The turning point of the league, I think, was the needless penalty
    against City which gave them a draw with United. It was downhill from
    there.
    
    Presuming United now finish second (or third?) I can't see them having
    the self belief to go for the title again for a very long time.
    
    Still, I could have my mortgage cleared next time around!
    
    depressed.
    
    What will the summer clear out be? Webb?? Donaghy??.
32.1333SUBURB::INV_LIBRARYWho hell he?!?Thu Apr 23 1992 14:439
    
    Re. results since Christmas
    
    If the season had started on Jan. 1st, then the top two in the first
    division would be Sheff. Utd by a point from Arsenal. Given that Leeds
    still have to play the former, I would suggest that the Championship is
    far from won.
    
    jeff
32.1334best night of year so far last nightKERNEL::HAWLEYICardinal Thang, read the chargesThu Apr 23 1992 15:2113
    re.last
    
    exactly, i think that Man United have every chance of taking the title.
    in fact in my mind they are favourites.
    lets not forget that Leeds are far from on top form and have to play
    Sheffield United and a Norwich team that can be tricky.
    Man United have to play a well off form Liverpool side (probably the
    worst Liverpool side for 15 years - unfortunately) and an inconsistent
    spurs side. I think 'the draw factor' will be most important.
    he who draws - loses.
    
    Ian.
    
32.1335Neil WebbMIACT::MASONThu Apr 23 1992 15:2927
    It does not surprise me in the slightest that Neil Webb has been
    dropped by Ferguson, and subsequently could be leaving Old Trafford in
    the Summer.
    
    In all of the games that I have seen him in this season, he has only
    had 2, 3 at the most, "good" games in which he has been providing the
    telling passes which have lead to penetrating attacks. He has also
    scored a nice goal (volley from the edge of the area against ?).
    
    However, to be perfectly blunt, he looks like a carthorse - fat and out
    of condition. He cannot hold his man as he is not quick enough. He
    frequently lets the opposition by him because his tackling is bad and
    he has no speed. He also, more often than not, looks completely out of
    the game, preferring to stand and watch as the opposition waltz by him.
    In the last 3 occasions where he has been substituted at crucial points
    in the game when United were sustaining momentum, he looked like a
    spoilt child, dropping his head and taking an inordinate amount of time
    to leave the field of play thus increasing the frustration of the fans
    and killing the aforementioned momentum.
    
    He is a prime example of the curse of the Nottingham Forest
    transfer-our-good-players-to-United-and-sit-and-laugh-when-they-look-like-
    complete-ar*****es.
    
    I will applaud when Ferguson has the sense to cut his losses with him.
    
    J                                       
32.1336Write-up pleaseMOEUR3::SMITHThu Apr 23 1992 15:447
    
    There's a few of us over here near Paris who haven't yet had access to
    a report of last night's game.  Anyone care to oblige?
    
    Please!
    
    Ian and Tony (WHU and MU fans)
32.1337FORTY2::ETHERIDGEWhat a sandwichThu Apr 23 1992 15:566
                      <<< Note 32.1335 by MIACT::MASON >>>
                                 -< Neil Webb >-
    
    Well that sorted me out, didn't it!  8^)
    
    Ian.
32.1338Where Have the Goals GoneESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyThu Apr 23 1992 16:1916
32.1339Not Keane on Webb!!UPROAR::SHORESDDavid ShoresThu Apr 23 1992 16:459
    
    re -1 Webb to Forest in exchange for Keane....
    
    We don't want him - keane's younger, fitter and cheaper !!!
    
    8-)
    
    davidS.
    
32.1340will Webb be on a free transfer????MACNAS::MJGREANEYWhat's another year?Thu Apr 23 1992 17:001
    Brian ,where's monday's match report???? 
32.1341Will Fergie do a Kinnock?FLAT::JONESThu Apr 23 1992 18:2717
    I didn't see the game last night - I missed the Hampshire Reds' coach
    at Fareham, but the two reports I have read dwelled on United's
    cautious approach in a game they had to win.  One report suggested that
    West Ham possessed the kind of composure condemned teams often have,
    and United couldn't match this.
    
    The Independent described the goal as a 'freak' - Pallister volleying
    a clearance, but with it rebounding off a defender into goal. I cannot
    comment not having seen it, and what difference does it make anyway?
    
    Another report unflatteringly compared the famous game of 25 years ago
    when Utd scored 4 times in the first 25 mins in the same fixture. Last
    night apparently we didn't manage 4 shots in that time.
    
    Prognosis: Utd's title aspirations are obviously in intensive care.  I
    predict us to beat Liverpool 2-1 (Rush not scoring!), and the whole
    thing to hang on the last game.
32.1342Goal DroughtESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyThu Apr 23 1992 19:1627
32.1343crapESSB::MCUNNIFFEThe Mancs are out of the cupThu Apr 23 1992 19:3411
     <<< Note 32.1322 by RIGHTO::HAIGH "Oh well another 4 years abroad." >>>
                      -< Now, do Leeds have the bottle? >-

    
     >>> Even though the last note is pretty puerile, 
        
     Wait until you see one of my entries.

       Cunno
     

32.1344RIGHTO::HAIGHOh well another 4 years abroad.Thu Apr 23 1992 19:4818
     <<< Note 32.1343 by ESSB::MCUNNIFFE "The Mancs are out of the cup" >>>
>                                   -< crap >-
>     Wait until you see one of my entries.

>      Cunno
 
    
    		I'm sure it will be.
    
    
    	Andy, I wasn't suggesting you were trying to make excuses. But I
    predict the papers (especially the evening news) will be full of stuff
    like that.
    
    
    		Steve

    
32.1345goalscorer neededKERNEL::HAWLEYICardinal Thang, read the chargesThu Apr 23 1992 20:0714
    re.1343
    
    an admission of guilt from Mr. Cunniffe?
    note of the year?
    
    re. others...
    
    i think united DO need another goalscorer, Mark Hughes has given great
    service to the club but i think you need a prolific goalscorer to feed
    off the service from Kanchelskis, Giggs and the 'inner' midfield.
    JMHO,
    
    Ian.
    
32.1346Has Cunno any "Bottle"ESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyThu Apr 23 1992 20:1614
32.1347SUBURB::WAITEGI speak to God but the Sky is emptyThu Apr 23 1992 20:401
32.1348Fat Lady ain't singin' yet!XSTACY::KMCGRATHLong road, patient donkeyThu Apr 23 1992 21:5718
    Well, after seeing the demise of united in the last few days, it 
    apperars that he who hesitates is lost. United couldn't handle the
    pressure of being favourites and consequently went out with a very
    cautious approach. I saw the highlights of last nights game and I could
    only wish that West Ham could have played like that all season. They
    didn't and are rightly cufked now.
    
    It makes for an interesting comparison, as when the pressure comes off
    a team, they can play. If the team is going into the game worrying
    about losing, they're duckef.
    
    United now have no choice but to go out and win, and I think they have
    the ability and will do so. Leeds mightn't have the bottle and playing
    a tough game like Sheff Utd away, a draw is certainly feasible. So I
    see United one point clear next Monday morning. Should cheer up an
    awful lot of people in here.
    
    - Kevin
32.1349MAY THE BEST TEAM WINMACNAS::SMORANThu Apr 23 1992 22:4111
    I have to agree with -1. United should win on Sunday and I reckon Leeds
    will get a draw. It will be a Derby Match, so no favours will be given.
    So it could depend on the last match for each team and if I could
    predict that result, I might be paying a visit to the bookie. Good Luck
    to both teams and I hope you can reproduce your early season form for
    the remaining matches. May the BEST TEAM THIS SEASON win the League.
    I dont rule out Sheffield Wed for one minute, as the last few games
    prove.
                                                 
    Stephen
    Maybe Chelsea next season.
32.1351TROOA::PBLANEYIt's ALL in the RISCFri Apr 24 1992 01:5421
    Last series of notes since I put in the result have been excellent.
    What discussion a loss generates.
    
    I knew Sheff. Utd would be a handfull, but I did not realize how
    successful they had been since Jan 1st. Listen, Leeds have a very tough
    job on Saturday, and I predict at best a point for them. United can
    then have another chance, by beating 'pool. I remember them winning a
    cup tie there eons ago - Jimmy Greenhoff scoring the winner. What a
    great place to win such a game. But the 'pool will be no pushovers.
    They have pride and history like United, and wil be ready. 
    
    I said all season we needed a scorer at United. We should have grabbed
    Rushie when he was unhappy over in Europe a while back. Yes Martin,
    Rush is superb, despite this season. We need a striker, and Sparky has
    been disappointing. With someone like Rush beside him...
    
    Yes, get rid of Webby. He is too slow, and not strategic. Robbo is
    toast, but he is next United Manager anyway. There will be some changes
    in the summer anyway, win or lose the title. Needs to be done.
    
    Paul
32.1352Musical ChairsMINDER::MACDONALDIMUFC ECWC ChampionsFri Apr 24 1992 11:4334
    
    In one of the Daily's this morning, its says Ferguson is planning a
    summer clear-out.
    OUT goes Bryan Robson - Sunderland want him as manager
    OUT goes Neil Webb - enough said:)
    OUT goes Mark Hughes - lost scoring touch
    OUT goes Danny Wallace - who ???
    
    United are still interested in Southamptons Alan Shearer, and possible
    part-ex with Wallace, and maybe Hughes. United are also interested in
    Andy Townsend, personally I would prefer Roy Keane... Webb back to
    Forest as a part-ex again???  Robson, unfortunately has past it, on the
    occasions I have seen him play he has been slow and not as effective as
    we all remember he was.
    
    To Sunday, UTD play the scousers which should be a very interesting
    game, and on TV as well. There will be NO favours from them, they will
    be trying to stop us if anything. Will Rush score???? after 23 attempts
    he is yet to do so, hopefully I am not pre-empting something!~)
    United to win 2-0.:)
    
    Leeds have to travel to Sheff Utd, again a tough game against local
    rivals who will be playing for thier lives, keeping the fantastic run
    they have had this latter part of the season. Can't see Leeds winning
    here, at the best a draw. but I bet it is a cracking game.
    
    Ferguson is quoted as saying that if they don't win it this year they
    will next year, but unfortunately not as many fans will be able to see
    the games, due to the Stretford End being rebuilt.
    
    Should be interesting reading the comments on Monday, but good luck to
    both teams especially UNITED,hehehe    Man Utd that is:) 
    
    mac
32.1353Decision-time.TRUCKS::SANTI owe,I owe,so off to work I goFri Apr 24 1992 13:0012
    
    	Yes, good discussion guys (and girls!). Adversity focuses the
    	mind wonderfully!
    
    	We have a tough job on Sunday, regardless of Liverpool's form.
    	Leeds also have a tough game, and being at home may not help.
    
    	It's not over yet, but I still think we've blown it. Whatever
    	the outcome, the winners after 42 games deserve to be called
    	Champions. The season starts in August, and NOT after Christmas.
    
    	Andy.
32.1354Fergie for PresidentMIACT::MASONFri Apr 24 1992 13:5046
    Re: "Musical Chairs"
    
    Isn't it interesting how quickly the knives are put in by our
    illustrious daily press....
    
    I thought that we had some kind of a marker on Alan Shearer and that it
    was almost definate that he would be coming to Old Trafford next
    season. If he does, then this would certainly cast a shadow over the
    *role* of Mark Hughes. However, I seriously cannot see Fergie getting rid
    of him.
    
    Danny Wallace is a crock and we should have got rid of him yonks ago.
    Neil Webb is a certainty to depart I think. Expect some acrimonious
    press from him in the summer months (Fergie and me..by Neil Webb....).
    
    As for Bryan "The Great" Robson, he has served our great club well in
    his playing years. I think he has to accept that, one year left on his
    contract or not, he has no real future as a player with United. I do
    think that he will stay with us as a future replacement for Fergie.
    
    Fergie should not depart for any reason whatsoever. He has proved to be
    one of the most successful managers we have had. After spending
    disastrously in his early years, he came to realise that the only way
    you could get genuinely good players was to "breed" them yourself, i.e.
    through an improved youth policy. I put forward Lee Sharpe and Ryan
    Giggs as sterling examples. When he did start to make forays into the
    transfer market again, he spent fairly negligeable (in todays football
    terms) amounts on two relatively unknown quantities - Schmeical and
    Kanchelskis. Who would have thought that they would fit in and perform
    so well at all, let alone in their first season.
    
    He is guilty of making bad team selections towards the end of his first
    truly successful season, but I don't think that he should be hanged for
    that. He is the only guy capable of taking us to European success again 
    (we still have that guys - noone can take it away) and I believe that he 
    is the man to bring the League to Old Trafford.
    
    I take my hat off to him. He has provided us (me anyway..) with some
    damned exciting football this season, bringing us into close contention
    for the prize we value so dearly -- has *any* season provided this much
    nailbiting and discussion?? He has won the League Cup for us for the
    first time, and in so doing, has put us in Europe AGAIN.
    
    Say no more.
    
    Julie
32.1355come on guys your still faves...KERNEL::HAWLEYICardinal Thang, read the chargesFri Apr 24 1992 14:159
    
    > Isn't it interesting how quickly the knives are put in by our
      illustrious daily press....
      
    its also interesting how quickly all the united fans become pessimists!
    i still say that united are favourites for the title...
    
    Ian.
      
32.1356Faves...???OPG::TONYFri Apr 24 1992 14:4026

 
 >  its also interesting how quickly all the united fans become pessimists!
 >   i still say that united are favourites for the title...
    
 >   Ian.
      


Ian,

How can you call us favourites when we are 1 point behind..??

Its not a case of being pessimists...We watch them week in week out and
its true to say that we cant see us winning a game at the moment..



With a record of Played  Won  Draws  Loss
	        
                  14      4     7      3
I hope they can proove me wrong...and we still support them..!!!


Tony
32.1357I thought it might cheer you up...SUBURB::INV_LIBRARYWho hell he?!?Fri Apr 24 1992 14:3916
    
    Re .1353
    
    
    >	It's not over yet, but I still think we've blown it. Whatever
    >	the outcome, the winners after 42 games deserve to be called
    >	Champions. The season starts in August, and NOT after Christmas.
    
    At the risk of labouring the point (so shut up I here you all cry),
    the reason I mentioned Sheff. Utd's record since Jan. 1st is that Leeds
    still have to play them. Admidst all the doom and gloom in this note, it
    seemed pertinent to point out that the Mancs chief rivals still have to
    play the first division's most inform team.
    
    jeff
    
32.1358SUBURB::WAITEGI speak to God but the Sky is emptyFri Apr 24 1992 14:491
    Good point Jeff
32.1359heres whyKERNEL::HAWLEYICardinal Thang, read the chargesFri Apr 24 1992 15:3010
    
    re.1356
    
    well, you might be 1 point behind, but from the predictions that have
    been going in so far from your colleagues it would seem you feel that
    Man Utd will be on level terms or even ahead this time next week.
    Thats why i make you favourites.
    
    Ian.
    
32.1360too close to callGALVIA::SPAINThere's always the U.S.Fri Apr 24 1992 16:5820
    
    I'm not writing United off yet either.  Leeds play at 12pm on Sunday. 
    They have a very difficult game.  If they win the title should go to
    Elland Road and indeed I think United will throw in the towel.
    
    When United take the field at Anfield they will know the score from
    Sheffield.  Should Leeds draw or lose then the title is back in
    United's hands.  It's a measure of Liverpool's decline that Man United
    have the easier game on Sunday.  Given the boost of Leeds dropping
    points they might just go and win at Anfield.  They have a very good
    record there against far better pool sides.
    
    Having said all that I still make Leeds marginal favourites but I
    wouldn't like to call it.  Now Wedneday aren't out of it yet.  If they
    win on Saturday they are joint top.  Should Leeds fail to win their
    least 2 games and Man United take 3 points or less then Wednesday will
    be champions.  A Galway bookie had them at 66/1 yesterday.  I'd have
    bitten his hand off at those odds.
    
    Gary.
32.1361TV money rules AGAIN.TRUCKS::SANTI owe,I owe,so off to work I goFri Apr 24 1992 18:1115
    
    	If Liverpool v. United does kick off *after* the Leeds game (and
    	I know it was planned to, but can't it be changed?), then it's a 
    	disgrace! Both games should kick off at the same time. 
    	
    	Neither side should be afforded any advantage just because of
    	the tv cameras.
    
    	I'd be very p*ssed off if I was a Leeds fan about that,
    	particularly if Leeds don't win their game earlier on. We would
    	have a distinct advantage knowing the Leeds result if that was
    	the case. If Leeds win, it probably changes nothing, but that's
    	not the point.
    
    	Andy.
32.1362 To the wireBAHTAT::BLYTHEEe bah gum th's trouble at t'millFri Apr 24 1992 19:477
    The kick off at Bramall lane was fixed a long time ago. The title will
    go to the team that gains most points. Leeds have a tough game on Sunday,
    if they win then they will have the advantage, if they lose it will go
    to the last Saturday. It's tight and isn't decided yet.
    
    jb.
    
32.1363SUBURB::WAITEGI speak to God but the Sky is emptyFri Apr 24 1992 19:491
    R U going JB
32.1364On a trainBAHTAT::BLYTHEEe bah gum th's trouble at t'millFri Apr 24 1992 19:536
    No.
    
    I'm on 1T57 11.15 Skipton Carlisle Charter (complete with Radio and
    Intoxicating Substances on ice)
    
    jb.
32.1365ARE YOU Sheffield in disguise??WELSWS::CADDThe only way is up!!!Fri Apr 24 1992 20:047
    
   RE -.2
      I'll be going though !!!
    
      Paul
    
    
32.1366Tickets pleaseBAHTAT::BLYTHEEe bah gum th's trouble at t'millFri Apr 24 1992 20:305
    Paul,
    
    I'm sure you'll supply us with a report (unbiased of course!)
    
    jb.
32.1367Sheffield 1 Leeds 2 WELSWS::CADDThe only way is up!!!Fri Apr 24 1992 21:0516
    
    
     Jon,
    
         Totally impartial, just like the Linesman who gave a penalty on
    monday!!!!!
    
    
      Paul....
    
      P.S.   Are Sheffield still playing Bassett's long ball game??
            Prehaps we could play them from Elland Rd as it's just down't
    road!!!
    
    
             
32.1368Hopefully it will be 26 years.ESSB::MCUNNIFFEThe Mancs are out of the cupSat Apr 25 1992 15:3016
   Notts For and West Ham have done their part tremendously well in denting
the hopes of the Mancs from capturing the League title so now it's up to
Liverpool to put the final nail in the Manc coffin. It will give me great
joy if Leeds can win the first game at Sheffield and then watch Liverpool
beat these title prentenders and I have a feeling that Rushie will score
tomorrow. If the results go like that, then Leeds will be League champions
and it will be another disastrous season for the Mancs and if Liverpool can
win the cup, then it will be super altogether. If things go well at the
weekend, then I will be preparing those statistics again and hopefully 26
years will be my new punchline.

    Cunno    
    
             

32.1369It was not I ...me lord!!!MACNAS::MJGREANEYWhat's another year?Sat Apr 25 1992 15:385
    Martin, 
    	would you by chance be responsible for the West Ham adulation on 
    the canteen noticeboard????
    
    M.J.
32.1370"Hail Ian Rush & Mark Walters !!!!"PEKING::RUSSELLNSun Apr 26 1992 23:3711
     
    Liverpool 2 - Man Utd 0
    
    Well done 'pool, again Liverpool had last say in who won the
    championship.
    It just proves M.U don't have the bottle to win the league.
    It just answers the question 'Why have M.U never won the league in 25
    years ?'
    
    N.
    
32.1371Hard luck, better luck next timeGIDDAY::PARSONSLeeds United. Champions 91-92Mon Apr 27 1992 04:548
    
    Hard luck Manchester United. Having waited 18 years for Leeds to
    win the league (or even compete for the championship) I can sympathise
    with you. 
    
    Still with this team and Man Utd's resources, and fans, there is no
    reason why you shouldn't pick yourself up and go for the title next
    season.
32.1372ChokersESSB::SONEILLMon Apr 27 1992 11:5239
    " A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, 
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    	....but games in hand aren't worth much".
    
    
    
    	No sympathy from this quarter, it couldn't have happened to a 
    	nicer team.  Do I hear mutterings of there must be a clean out,
    	Hughes must go, Fergie must go, Giggs isn't Best.  What's another
    	year!
    
    	Shane
32.1373After the Goal RushESSB::SONEILLMon Apr 27 1992 11:5720
    Does this make Cunno tipster of the year?
    
    Shane
    
    
    
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ESSB::MCUNNIFFE "The Mancs are out of the cup"       16 lines  25-APR-1992 11:30
                      -< Hopefully it will be 26 years. >-
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   Notts For and West Ham have done their part tremendously well in denting
the hopes of the Mancs from capturing the League title so now it's up to
Liverpool to put the final nail in the Manc coffin. It will give me great
joy if Leeds can win the first game at Sheffield and then watch Liverpool
beat these title prentenders and I have a feeling that Rushie will score
tomorrow. 
32.1374Well DoneESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyMon Apr 27 1992 13:2417
32.1375What's another year ????FORTY2::ROBERTSONYou don't wanna do it like that !!!!Mon Apr 27 1992 14:0311
Bad luck to Utd.

I think yesterday proved that this was not going to be their season.

What with the Farce ( In the way of goals ) up at Brammall Lane earlier on, and
then with the Woodwork denying the Mancs at Anfield 3 times, it was going to be
one of those days.

With another proven goalscorer, you'll be back at the top next year

Al
32.1376FORTY2::ETHERIDGEWhat a sandwichMon Apr 27 1992 14:1211
<<< Note 32.1375 by FORTY2::ROBERTSON "You don't wanna do it like that !!!!" >>>
                         -< What's another year ???? >-
>>then with the Woodwork denying the Mancs at Anfield 3 times, it was going to be
>>one of those days.

    But remember the brilliant game that Schmeichel had, stopping a load of
    clearcut chances that could have seen Liverpool sew it up at half-time
    and add a few more later. The afternoons football made for excellent
    entertainment. Now off to the Leeds note to see what they have to say.
    
    Ian.
32.1377Every cloud ....SIOG::SPENCERPeter Spencer @DBO 827-2286Mon Apr 27 1992 14:178
    Hard luck Mancs. But let's face it, you blew it, so when it came to the
    crunch, yet another United side wasn't good enough. You're still in the
    running for the highly apt silver medals though |-(
    
    Don't despair, you're not the worst. There's another so-called big five 
    club who "celebrated" their silver anniversary six years ago and who may
    never win it again. At least you have come close a few times and still
    have the makings of a potential Championship side. 
32.1378tough one, boysDBOT14::RUSSELLMon Apr 27 1992 14:3315
    tough one boys....needless to say I dont echo the sarcastic jibes of
    some others who have noted here today. I think your season came off the
    hinges with that QPR defeat at Christmas. You were never the same after
    that.....always fearful, struggling somewhat.
    
    Fate and lack of confidence conspired to rob you...when the chances
    were there you didnt take them, and when luck ran against you in the
    last few games (and ran with Leeds) there was nothing left to give.
    
    again, sincerest commiserations, it'll be all the sweeter when you 
    do manage it.
    
    cheers,
    
    *tiger*
32.1379Next season, for sureFUTURS::JONESMon Apr 27 1992 14:389
    I disagree with the tenor of some of the earlier notes that Utd don't
    have the bottle to win a championship.  Last Monday Utd played
    extremely well against Forest for no reward at all.  On Wednesday they
    went down to a freak against West Ham.  I saw no evidence for them
    bottling out yesterday after what must have been, psychologically, a
    hammer blow, watching three fluke Leeds goals go in.
    
    Leeds have stuttered and started just as much as Utd, but had the run
    of the ball when it mattered most.
32.1380PEKING::WILSOND1T.H.F.CMon Apr 27 1992 14:407
    
      Is there any reason why Mark Robbins is always left out of the Man
    Utd team,as goals have been hard to come by in recent weeks.I would
    have thought he would have been worth a run out a few weeks ago,as
    Hughes isnt doing what he is supposed to do.
    
    Dave...
32.1381Madame Cunno?????MIACT::MASONMon Apr 27 1992 14:4023
    I feel absolutely gutted. Sods Law dictates that we can go out and play
    relatively badly in our last few games before the 'Pool, and to add to
    our utter frustration, we played a blinder yesterday and lost royally
    to a very ordinary 'Pool side.
    
    However, we should have sown it up long before yesterday and we didn't.
    To lose it at Anfield was not the best of scenarios either (cruelty,
    thy name is fixture list) -- and has Cunno got a crystal ball, does he
    wear a scarf and funny earrings -- We must be told!!! At least he's a
    happy man today.
    
    Anyway, congratulations to Leeds United on winning the League
    Championship. They were the best team at the end of the season.
    
    We live to fight another day..
    
    
    
    THERE'S ONLY ONE UNITED...FERGUSON'S RED AND WHITE ARMY....
    
    J
    
    
32.1382...and it rained as wellKERNEL::HAWLEYICardinal Thang, read the chargesMon Apr 27 1992 15:1016
    
    > a very ordinary 'Pool side.
    
    but who, to be fair, could have had five.
    
    United will be back, i have no doubt of that, i also think Liverpool
    will be back, but probably not for a few seasons.
    When it came down to it, United were just a bit unlucky but as my
    friend Jon Blythe would probably say, you make your own luck in this
    game.
    can someone post a report of yesterdays game please, as i was dragged
    off to the seaside and had to make do with occasional forays onto 
    radio 5. sounded a cracking match though.
    
    Ian.
    
32.1383The last time the mancs won the league it was in black and white...YUPPY::SEABURYSMaverickMon Apr 27 1992 15:1623
    re .1381
    
    Baised or what!!??!!
    
    We completely and utterly tore you to pieces yesterday, and deserved to
    win!!
    If it wasn't for the excellent goalkeeping of Schmiechal(sp?? who
    cares!!) then the game would've been over by half time... 
    I don't think United ever looked like scoring, and if you don't score
    goals you don't win matches... 
    
    United SHOULD have won the league, but didn't, and they can look to
    their failure in front of goal as the reason. If they get themselves a
    good goalscorer for next season, then they'll be in with a shout again
    at the end.
    
    By the way, I do believe that I predicted that Man Utd would get 7
    points from their last 6 games... so when they win on Saturday...
    
    Cheers,
    Stew.
    8-)
    
32.1384Me, biased against 'Pool??!!MIACT::MASONMon Apr 27 1992 16:1827
    re .1383
    
    I do think that the 'Pool looked extremely ordinary and that has
    nothing to do with bias. They did have some very dangerous spells which
    we survived due to the excellent Schmeical. However, the goals were
    scored on the break after the 'Pool had been in their own half
    defending. Our defence was considerably weakened with the loss of Gary
    "who stood on my foot then" Pallister and we were guilty of pushing
    everyone forward, thus leaving only Big Peter at the back. But what did
    anyone expect?
    
    To say that we had no goalscoring chances/efforts either is utter
    b******s. Tell that to Kanchelskis, McClair, Giggs and Ince -- along
    with the Anfield audience.
    
    Rob Jones had an excellent game imo, along with Hooper. Apart from
    occasional forays into the area, Barnes looked slow. Molby's only REAL
    contribution to the game was winding up McClair so that he was chasing
    him around the field rather than chasing the ball around the field.
    Also, the long-haired chappy who comes on occasionally when they can't
    find anyone else (name??) played a great game and saved the 'Pool on
    many occasions.
    
    Yes, Liverpool could have scored more than 2. United could have scored
    just as many. But neither of us did. End of story.
    
    J
32.1385C'est la vieSUBURB::ABSOLOMTWalk Proud Alex FergusonMon Apr 27 1992 18:0716
    
     Well I take my hat off to Leeds, and most of all to Howard Wilkinson.
    That man won the league for Leeds without any doubt. As cool as a
    cucumber.
    
    A sad way to finish a great season. The defeat on penalties against
    Soton will remain however as the saddest moment of my season. 
    
    We will return. I hope that we come up with a new midfield dynamo as
    Robson hasn't got any more to give. 
    
    Please Lee Sharpe, get back your pace/form. We need you now.
    
    Sadness is my first name, last name is misery.
    
    Tony
32.1386It was not to be.TRUCKS::SANTI owe,I owe,so off to work I goMon Apr 27 1992 18:5033
    
    	Congratulations to Leeds United, and in particular to Howard
    	Wilkinson, who I think has done a tremendous job at Elland
    	Road. Leeds fully deserve to call themselves Champions and
    	I take my hat off to them.
    
    	Yesterday was the day our title challenge finally died, but
    	it had been on a life-support machine for about a week already.
    	We've had our share of good luck this season and yesterday it
    	all went against us - no complaints about that whatsoever, it
    	had to happen eventually.
    
    	The game itself at Anfield? We lost. We gave it everything, and
    	in the end but for some amazing saves by Peter the scoreline
    	could have read 4-0. Equally, we could have won 3-2! Crazy day..
    	Liverpool were up for it and we couldn't finish. Game over.
    
    	Many sensible comments from non-United football fans - appreciate
    	that guys 'n' girls...
    
    	United have had a tremendous season. We've won the League Cup for
    	the first time in our history and will probably finish [8-}] 
    	runners-up to Leeds in the League. We'll be in Europe next season
    	and have a great squad of players, short perhaps, of a 30-goals
    	per season striker. All the current squad will have learnt an
    	awful lot from this season's campaign and will be all-the-wiser
    	for it. The future is very promising. Our lads gave us a hell of a 
    	fright (!) this season and we certainly got our money's worth from
    	them.
    
    	Maybe next year...
    
    	Andy.
32.1387Sack Alex Ferguson.....MACNAS::JMURPHYIt's a Funny Old Game...Mon Apr 27 1992 20:2324
    
    Well Man Utd can blame no one but themselves.... 
    
    United has every chance but were just not good enough....
    
    Alex Ferguson has to take most of the blame....
    He kept choping and changing a winning team especially since
    Xmas....   I don't know was it a loss of form or did Fergie
    just abandon Neil Webb....but since Webb fell from grace ,
    United weren't the  same team....
    
    As far as I concerned the book has to stop at Fergie....
    His jibe saying "We will win next year.." what a load of rubbish...
    
    If I was in charge at Old Trafford...I would sack Alex Ferguson
    and install Bryan Robson as manager......I reckon that would be
    the perfect pick up for Man United....
    
    Yours in football
    
    
    jm
    
    
32.1388Silver JubileeAIMTEC::WICKS_AThe Mancs will NEVER win the leagueMon Apr 27 1992 20:519
    Out soon on BBC Home Video:
    
    "Manchester United 1967-1992 - 25 years of Obscurity" 
    
    I mean even Derby County have won the league since then (:==:)
    
    Regards,
    
    Andrew.D.Wicks
32.1389oh please dont make me laugh!KERNEL::NDAYMon Apr 27 1992 20:5357
    Well im gutted..
    
    I really thought that we would win the league this season but alas it
    wasnt to be...We dropped to many precious points at the last few
    hurdles which isnt good enough..
    
    However, upon reading some of the comments in here recently I am very
    disappointed in some so called "football fans"..
    
    Firstly, I noticed that someone mentioned that Manchester United never
    looked like scoring against Liverpool on Sunday..What a load of crap.
    We hit the woodwork three times.How can anyone with an ounce of
    intelligence make a remark like that.
    
    United started the game superbly and gave the pool a bloody good game
    for the most part..
    
    
    
    Secondly, I would like to point out that Ferguson, in my opinion has
    been the best manager united have had for eons...3 cups in 3 years...
    
    I agree that he has made some strange decisions regarding picking the
    best team etc..but could you do better???
    
    Ferguson has picked united up and showed them that they can compete 
    seriously for the league title..the last two seasons have been good for
    the reds..
    
    I agree that we can really only look to ourselves to ask why the title
    slipped away..However, there is an element of luck in any game or sport
    and lets face it, the reds didnt see any of that yesterday..
    
    congratulations to Leeds however..they played well all season and i am 
    pleased that the title has gone to a team that play exciting football.
    
    Im sure cunno will post numerous notes shortly about how great
    liverpool have been over the last 26 years but who gives a stuff????
    
    In my opinion liverpool are certainly not good enough to win any more
    league titles at present..a very poor side yesterday apart from
    Barnes...Rush finally put the icing on the cake to finally score
    against the reds..when that goal went in It was a mental blow i cant
    tell you..
    
    Congratulations to ferguson and all the lads at old trafford for making
    this seasons league very interesting indeed..And to all you cunnos
    lovers out there
    
    
    THE REDS WILL BE BACK NEXT SEASON
    
    LONG LIVE MANCHESTER UNITED
    
    Nigel
    
    
32.1390The knives are out ....MIACT::MASONMon Apr 27 1992 21:2622
    Well said Nigel.
    
    To sack Ferguson, as I have said in a previous note, would be insane.
    He is by far and away the most successful manager we have had for a
    long time (The Doc could have been, but wasn't really given the
    chance..a wandering d**k was to blame there methinks..).
    
    Bryan Robson is an inspirational CAPTAIN. IMO he is not yet ready to
    take on the mantle of manager at OT. Maybe in a couple of years. He is
    already gaining experience coaching our youth sides. 
    
    Ferguson has made United a successful side. A successful Cup-winning
    side maybe. But, we will win the League Championship under Ferguson so
    long as people do not lose their heads over this season's result. He
    has built up a side that has talent, youth, depth, innovation. He has
    started a fine job that he should be allowed to finish.
    
    Put the knives back in the drawer where they belong and see through
    your anger and prejudice. Ferguson is a talented and hard working man
    who will be our most successful manager since Busby.
    
    J
32.1391FUTURS::ROWELLIts not HOW, Its HOW MANY !Mon Apr 27 1992 22:106
    
    Can anyone tell me what was up with Palister ? I only caught bits of
    the game, and one thing I did see was the blood seeping through his
    boots. Was it as bad as it looked ?
    
    Wayne
32.1392SIOG::SPENCERPeter Spencer @DBO 827-2286Mon Apr 27 1992 22:491
    I think Venison's studs cut an artery in Pallister's foot.
32.1393SUBURB::ABSOLOMTWalk Proud Alex FergusonMon Apr 27 1992 22:549
    re.1391
    
    Pallister had an artery severed when Venison accidently strod on his
    foot. I reckon if Venison was wearing six studs, it was probably the
    middle two through the tongue of the boot.
    
    Nasty gash that.
    
    Tony 
32.1394Fergie's Flops.ESSB::MCUNNIFFEThe Mancs are out of the cupMon Apr 27 1992 23:0172
     <<< Note 32.1368 by ESSB::MCUNNIFFE "The Mancs are out of the cup" >>>
                      -< Hopefully it will be 26 years. >-


>>   Notts For and West Ham have done their part tremendously well in denting
>>the hopes of the Mancs from capturing the League title so now it's up to
>>Liverpool to put the final nail in the Manc coffin. It will give me great
>>joy if Leeds can win the first game at Sheffield and then watch Liverpool
>>beat these title prentenders and I have a feeling that Rushie will score
>>tomorrow. If the results go like that, then Leeds will be League champions
>>and it will be another disastrous season for the Mancs and if Liverpool can
>>win the cup, then it will be super altogether. If things go well at the
>>weekend, then I will be preparing those statistics again and hopefully 26
>>years will be my new punchline.

    Cunno    
    
             
    Well what can I say about the events of the weekend. I haven't felt so
overjoyed since Aldo's cracker after 4 mins v Everton in the 89 cup final. I
couldn't have written a better script myself. So now we progress from talking
about 25 years to talking about 26 years as we gradually move towards the big
30. From watching the match on the box, the Anfield atmosphere was superb. One
would think that Liverpool had won their 19th title. Right from the start, they
were out to crush Utd. and it was so ironic that a man who hadn't scored against
the Mancs in about 25 attempts should score the goal that condemned them to 
second place, and even that is to high a position for them to finish in.
    People have been saying things like "hard luck Utd" and that is absolutely
rubbish. At the end of the day, the Mancs didn't have the bottle to take the
title. Any team that can only take 4 points from a possible 15 don't deserve
the title. Also 8 goals in their last 10 games was sheer rubbish. When Liverpool
marched on relentlessly for the title in 1986, they took 34 out of a possible
36 points......now that's championship form. 
   For the last few weeks, I was worried that the c'ship might go to OT but it
has gone to Leeds and it may take a few days for this joyful feeling to sink in.
  I for one can't see Utd. winning a title for years especially with some of the
crap players that are fielded week in week out. I wonder have the Mancs ever won
a game with Mike Phelan playing. Yesterday's result for me totally overturned
the disappointment of certain cup final and semi final defeats that Liverpool 
have suffered. It was great to walk into my local pub on Sunday night and talk
to all of the disappointed Utd. fans and I had the same experiences at work. It
was a wonderful feeling. Another feeling that I am looking forward to is next
Saturday when a player that Fergie sold, Strachan will lift the league trophy.
So the Mancs' league title hopes were scuttled at Anfield, Rushie scores a 
crucial goal against them, THE GREAT ALDO to finish top scorer and Liverpool to
win the cup. Not a bad season at all. Fergie's flops will not come that close 
for a long time because we will never have teams like Liverpool & Arsenal so
inconsistent together in the same campaign. So before I sign off, I'd just
like to recall some statistics that were in danger of being ruined but 
thankfully remain unscathed.


   Man. Utd. League wins since 1967    Liverpool League wins since 1967
   ================================    ================================

          N O N E                            1973
                                             1976 (plus UEFA Cup)
                                             1977 (plus Euro Cup)
                                             1979 
                                             1980 
                                             1982 (plus L'cup)
                                             1983 (plus L'cup win over Mancs)
                                             1984 (plus L'cup)
                                             1986 (League & Cup Double)  
                                             1988 
                                             1990 (11 Times)


        Y O U ' L L  N E V E R    W I N    T H E   L E A G U E

     
         Cunno
32.1395devastated, but we got what we earnedTROOA::PBLANEYIt's ALL in the RISCTue Apr 28 1992 01:0026
    Martin,
    
    Enjoy it while it lasts, but the only mistake you made in the last
    summary of the very great Liverpool, for whom I, as a lifelong
    dedicated in the heart Man. Utd supporter, have probably the highest
    respect, is:
    
        Y O U ' L L  N E V E R    W I N    T H E   L E A G U E
    
    Never ever say never. Hope you are around DEC long enough, 'cos the
    pleasure, and it only needs to happen once, will be all mine making you
    eat that one.
    
    Well done Leeds, and my congrats. to Strachan for lifting the title for
    Leeds. Pity he did not put the same 'bottle' into it when he was at
    Utd., but he thought, like many, that he was on easy street at OT. 
    
    Good luck to 'pool in the cup, and to the opposition - 'pool might
    want to ask Leeds for some advice on how not to lose though to that
    team!
    
    Keep Fergie for another year. He has learned so much, why sacrifice
    that for someone to learn all over again. Need a solid midfielder
    though, and as I have said all year, a real striker!!!!!
    
    Paul
32.1396Tunnel VisionPANIC::ANDERSONBye Bye 'PiesTue Apr 28 1992 12:4916
    
    Re : <<< Note 32.1394 by ESSB::MCUNNIFFE "The Mancs are out of the cup" >>>
                              -< Fergie's Flops. >-
    
>> rubbish. At the end of the day, the Mancs didn't have the bottle to take the
>> title. Any team that can only take 4 points from a possible 15 don't deserve
                                      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>> the title. Also 8 goals in their last 10 games was sheer rubbish. 
    
    Well done Martin, up to the standard we have been expecting from you. 
    
    Could you please just comment again on "King Kenny's" managerial
    credentials, now that he is having to work for a living at Blackburn?
    
    Rob
    
32.1397"always look on the bright side of life..."YUPPY::SEABURYSWe're going to Wembley, you're not...Tue Apr 28 1992 18:4127
    re loads back
    
    Sorry, I forgot people weren't allowed to voice their own opinion in
    this notes file...
    
    In my opinion, Man Utd NEVER looked like scoring against 'pool on
    Sunday, and they NEVER did!!! 
    So, they hit the woodwork three times... good luck to 'em!! I wish our
    strikers could do that, and then we could go on about how we were so
    unlucky to lose, and had so much misfortune, and everyone would feel
    sorry for us...
    All I can say is, what a load of rubbish!!! If you can't score goals
    you don't win matches, and you don't deserve to win the league...
    
    As for Ferguson's job, well he'll still be there next season, and maybe
    he'll have learnt his lesson. You can't leave Neil Webb out, the only
    player capable of passing more than twenty yards with any deal of
    accuracy, out of the side, and keep a player like Phelan in instead...
    
    So, instead of feeling sorry for yourselves why not look on the bright
    side of life... there's always next season 8-)
    You never know, if you continue to show this sort of form, you might
    finish second to 'pool in the first season of the Premier league...
    Stranger things have happened!! 8-)
    
    Stew.
    
32.1398Webb for LooneypoolESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyTue Apr 28 1992 18:5815
32.1399Another Fergie divorce?ARRODS::OHAGANBCheap essential dialogueTue Apr 28 1992 19:0112
    Surely Ferguson's job is not on the line? FA Cup 90, Cup Winners Cup
    91, League Cup 92 (forgive the Cunno-esque stats). It's almost as
    ridiculous as the tabloids' speculative dross concerning Graham's
    future during Arsenal's bad spell this season. 
    
    Interesting to hear that Liverpool won't end the season empty handed 
    since their pitch has been voted best of 92. And the 1992 looks-like-
    touchline-fellatio award has gone to Graham Souness for his Semi Final 
    antics at Highbury. 
    
    barry. 
    
32.1400SUBURB::INV_LIBRARYWho hell he?!?Tue Apr 28 1992 19:4316
    
    re .1397
    
    
   > In my opinion, Man Utd NEVER looked like scoring against 'pool on
   > Sunday, and they NEVER did!!! 
   > So, they hit the woodwork three times... good luck to 'em!! I wish our
    
    Stew,
    
    So what does "look like scoring" actually mean? I would have thought it
    meant "came close to scoring on at least one occasion" in which case
    Ince's effort would certainly qualify. Or do you have to score in order
    to "look like scoring"?
    
    jeff
32.1401Exactly!KERNEL::NDAYTue Apr 28 1992 20:425
    Thankyou Jeff..
    
    My point exactly!!!
    
    Nige.
32.1402SUBURB::WAITEGI speak to God but the Sky is emptyTue Apr 28 1992 20:5110
    Re 1397
    
    What is he going on about.  United were all over Liverpoo in the second
    half.  What does he think coming close mean.
    
    Typical stupid Scousers:-)))
    
    
    Cheers
    Gary
32.1403OOOOOOH YOU WOULDN"T LET IT LIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!PEKING::DAVIESGE=Mc2..Einstein Was Right!Tue Apr 28 1992 20:5911
    
    
    I agree. Fair enough, they beat us, but to say that we never came close
    is a load of rubbish. But you better listen to him.... i mean, his
    opinion against EVERY one elses (except cunno's of course) is bound to
    be right:-) 
    
    If you can honestly say that Man. United never looked like scoring in
    the game, then you're not that clued up on football are you??
    
    Greg...
32.1404Changes ?TROOA::PBLANEYIt's ALL in the RISCTue Apr 28 1992 22:0773
    What is our problem, and what can we do to fix it assuming we have
    diagnosed it properly.
    
    Whether we hit the post, or missed by a mile, it does not matter other
    than the degree of comfort you want to have in the after game analysis.
    If it does not go in, it does not count. There is no room on any game
    score sheet I have ever seen for misses, or posts, or whatever. Just
    scores. Footy is no different. Which brings us to United.
    
    Said it many notes back, and others have also. Need  a goal scorer
    (striker). With wingers like we have that is a no-brainer, and to think
    we don't have someone like Graham Sharpe who can head the ball from a
    cross is one of our biggest weaknesses. What is the point of wingers if
    all they can do is cross the ball to midfielders, none of whom,
    particularly Webb and Ince, can shoot to save their lives, or take a
    man on. Paul Ince may last one more year - he works hard, and is young.
    Webb is a dud, and should have been shipped off a long time ago. I used
    to like him, but he is slow, heavy, and will not accept his fate. Over
    the hill. If he goes to Forest and is a king again, fair enough. All we
    know he cannot do it at OT. Off you go Neil!
    
    McClair was brilliant this year. He was our goal-scoring
    midfielder, really an 'inside forward', and we need him to keep doing
    that. We need a midfielder like Robbo who can score. Noone took his
    place this year. We were 10 goals short, and probably 10 league winning
    points, because of that. Fergie has a major hole to fix there. Many a
    tie would have been a win with such a player. I don't know this Shearer
    from Southhampton - I'd like to see a Merson from Arsenal if at all
    possible. Whoever it is must fit the culture at OT. Liverpool really
    pay attention to that - nomatter how good the player, if they think he
    is not a Liverpool type player, they don't go after him. United are
    always on the list for every dud around. I think Fergie has learned
    this though, and this is one of the reasons I'd like him to stay a few
    more years, and pass on his knowledge to someone like Robbo, then move
    upstairs.
    
    Defence. 
    
    I am not impressed with Parker, but you chaps tell me if he should be
    sweeper or full-back. Pallister. no problem. Irwin, fine. Donaghy as a
    fill in at back, fine. Phelan the same. Blackmore the same. However
    Fergie has too many of these people who can do all these jobs - my old
    street buddy Mal may have to pack it in.
    
    Bruce - another story. Dedicated, heart, effective. If we had won this
    year, and had that extra 10 goals, our defence would look like kings.
    Before Christmas, our goals against was excellent, until the midfield
    started breaking down. Law of averages tells you more goals are going
    to happen the more times the other team are allowed to be effective and
    attack - whether they be West Ham, Liverpool or QPR. We might need
    another stopper, but Steve Bruce may be getting on a little for the
    role he plays. His load needs to be shared.
    
    So United look good for next year with the following:
    
    *	Quality goal scoring mid-fielder
    *	More consistent defence alignment
    *	More contribution from Parker
    *	Striker who can work with the wingers
    
    Decisions need to me made about Lee Sharpe, who can score and play
    left. Ryan Giggs should be a full time player, and Kanch. should either
    be used or dumped. He did not get the ball from the middle enough.
    Sharpe can play left middle, with Giggs in front. McClair stays, Kanch
    outside, plus the quality midfielder, and defensive midfielder such as
    Phelan, or a sweeper with two stoppers behind him. Maybe move Parker to
    midfield. The rest are support, and we need them. 
    
    Next season, we should close this notes entry. Takes up too much time!
    
    Lunch is over.
    
    Paul
32.1405One Paul Merson ...SIOG::SPENCERPeter Spencer @DBO 827-2286Tue Apr 28 1992 22:2818
    >	I'd like to see a Merson from Arsenal if at all possible. 
    
    Er, there's only one.
    
    I am sick telling envious scousers. I'll repeat it again just once so
    watch my types. Paul Merson is not for sale. He currently has 3 or 4
    years to go on his contract, George Graham wants to offer him a new one
    this summer and Paul has recently expressed that he is prepared to sign 
    for Arsenal for the rest of his career. So he'll probably be off to Milan 
    or somewhere next week ;-) He will undoubtedly be voted Arsenal player of
    the year this season by the supporters' club. The Irish club has
    already voted almost unanimously for him. Anyway, he wants to win more
    championships which rules out O.T. ;-)
    
    One player 
    who might become available and, in my opinion, would do a
    better job for United as he's exactly what you are lacking up front, is
    Alan Smith.
32.1406Old Heads On Young ShouldersARRODS::OHAGANBCheap essential dialogueWed Apr 29 1992 13:558
    re .Paul Merson
    
    I'm sure The Merse would would want to pick up his next championship 
    medal preferably before his 50th birthday. Any current Manc players
    with similar aspirations would be advised to check out the latest
    in cryogenics before tying themselves to United. 
    
    barry.
32.1407SHAWB1::STOCKMANSWed Apr 29 1992 15:3542
Fergie voiced his opinions in the Manc Evening News & gave the following reasons
for us not winning the league:


God damn awful pitch!!!!

Fixture congestion

Goal Draught

Ok ok excuses excuses, but he does have a point.

Something which hasn't been mentioned at all was the fact that we played 5 games
in ten days, apparently due as much to international fixtures as well as the cup
games. If it wasn't for the international fixtures this week we could have played
West Ham tonight I believe.
I really do feel in my unbaised opinion that 22 clubs in the premier plus all the
cup competitions is far tooooooooo much for teams to take.

The pitch at O.T is going to be worked on again this summer. I did happen to go
on a tour of the stadium 6 months ago & it was mentioned that the groundsman will be
be trying out some turf imported from South America which tends to KNIT itself
together alot better. This of course will only work if the soil/sand underneath
is of the right mixture/depth/solidity etc.......
If the problem of our dodgey pitch is due to the wind not being able to air the
pitch properly then the problem will only worsen when the Stretford End
disappears & the stadium is full canterlevered. 

As for the goal draught...... nuff said!!!

Alan Smith would certainly be ideal though to feed off the wingers.
But what about Sparkey???? I'd hate to have him leave & end up playing against us
next season! Unthinkable.
A little bird also tells me Neil Webb's for the Villa.


Bye bye 

	Southern git Si.....  (I'm sure that chap said Mexico South America)



32.1408Not so bad after all..!!!OPG::TONYWed Apr 29 1992 16:3919
Quite a few people are critisizing United as if we are in a real state...
Ok we lost the league, but in the last 25 years this is the closest we've 
gotten to it..Ferguson still has a super squad which probably needs to be 
strengthen up front and in midfield. So the future as far as I am concerned is
not bleak..

We weren't too far away from a League & Rumbelows double.
People are talking about a massive clearout McClair,Hughes, possibly Ince..
Thats absolutely rubbish..Alex has built a team that is winning Cups. and
championships aren't that far away..IMO

Now compare this to the scousers who are always going on about their glory etc.

Where have they finished..?? Perhaps a discussion on them is more appropriate..
If I was them...(thank god I am not) then I'd be rather concerned..!!


Tony "RED" devil
32.1409Well said, that man!TRUCKS::SANTI owe,I owe,so off to work I goWed Apr 29 1992 17:534
    
    	Hear, hear, Tony...
    
    	Andy.
32.1410Utd are the real WinnersSHAWB1::HUGHESSWed Apr 29 1992 18:1210
    yes if we've got problems both those Scouse teams need a clearout. They
    might have done reasonably well in the one to ones against the
    Manchester team but just look at the rest of their season. The power
    has definately shifted across the East Lancs.
    
    I think fixture congestion and Luck at the right time were the two
    deciding factors in this year championship. We all know that Utd were
    the better team..... but that's no consolation at the moment.
    
    Simon 
32.1411red,red whineSIOG::SPENCERPeter Spencer @DBO 827-2286Wed Apr 29 1992 18:189
    Yeah, but what about all the scouse injuries (nobody else got any),
    buying Michael Thomas, penalties they weren't given, managerial illness,
    buying Michael Thomas, Courtney's retirement, Grobthingy's lunacy, 
    buying Michael Thomas etc etc ;-)
    
    Having said that, I fully expect the old scouse cheque book to come out
    this summer and George Graham's too which will result in the Uniteds
    not having it between them only next season. It could have the potential 
    to be a cracker, unlike this one.
32.1412Merson for 'pool...YUPPY::SEABURYSWe're going to Wembley, you're not...Wed Apr 29 1992 18:2248
    
    You'd have thought that a club with as much money as Man utd might 
    be able to produce a playing surface of reasonable quality to start 
    with... 8-)
    Maybe they should take a leaf out of 'pool's book?? ;-)
    
    It seems that a few people don't like to admit that United have a
    problem when it comes to scoring goals, and that they completely,
    totally, and without any shadow of a doubt outplayed 'pool in every
    conceiveable way on Sunday...
    Just answer me a few questions...
    
    How many saves did Hooper have to make??
    How many saves did Schmeichal have to make??
    
    How many shots on target did United have?? (woodwork is NOT on
    target!!)
    How many shots on target did 'pool have??
    
    How many goals did 'pool score??
    How many goals did United score??
    
    How many times did Bryan Robson kick someone??
    
    How many times did Brian McClair hit the bar with a header from all of
    3 yards out?? ;-)
    
    The way I see it is that if United had totally outplayed us then they
    would've had more than NO shots on target, might have scored more than
    NO goals, and Schmeichal might not have had to save at least half a
    dozen goalbound efforts.
    Also, how can you say that a team who does not force the opposing
    goalkeeper to make one save of note in an entire 90 mins looked like
    scoring??
    I rest my case...
    
    re .1398
    Brian, are you saying that you'd much rather have someone who runs
    around a lot, is good at kicking people, but has no skill, and does 
    very little else (Phelan) in your team than someone who doesn't 
    particularly run round a lot, doesn't tackle much, but has a great deal
    of skill, and might just produce that one moment of inspiration which
    will win a game (Webb)??
    
    By the way, apparently Webb was outstanding in last nights B match
    against the CIS. It's a funny ol' game...
    
    Stew.
32.1413SUBURB::WAITEGI speak to God but the Sky is emptyWed Apr 29 1992 18:241
    That man is a pratt.
32.1414'Complaining feebly' from the SW directionBAHTAT::BLYTHELeeds United AFC, League Champions 1991-92Wed Apr 29 1992 18:3616
    How nice it is to get back to a little bit of bickering. I blame the
    Mancs failure to win the League on not getting as many points as Leeds
    United. 
    
    Leeds get the Trophy on Saturday, it's the last time the Little Lady
    will be presented to a major team, there will be a new one to play for
    next season, the Football league Div 1 (aka Div 2 this year) will get
    the 'Old' trophy.
    
    The Mancs / Arse / Pool will be back next year, so Leeds will have to
    try even harder to keep up at the top, whilst challenging for the
    European Cup - the only major trophy to have eluded them so far.
    
    Enjoy yourselves on Saturday - I will be !
    
    jb.
32.1415glad it's all overMINDER::MACDONALDIMUFC ECWC ChampionsWed Apr 29 1992 19:4424
    re .112
    
    >> how many saves did Schmeichel have to make???
    
    A few maybe, but how many were off-side from Dean (a waste of money)
    Saunders.
    
    I thought the save of the day was walters :)
    
    Anyway, I think that last sunday's match should be laid to rest,
    everyone has had their say, be it constructive or hypo-critical, all
    good fun :)
    
    Onto Saturday when Utd play the Spurs, I expect another full house at
    OT, even with the championship lost UTD fans will flock in their
    thousands to watch them play, with the added incentive of seeing my
    nice guy, Gary Lineker. UTD to win 3-0. Leeds to stuff Norwich by the
    same score and Sheffield Wed to beat the 'pool.
    
    United play Everton in Norman Whitsides testimonial on Sunday, does anyone
    know if it is at OT or GP. Spurs also play on Sunday in a testimonial for
    someone, can't remember who now or who against, a busy couple of days.
    
    mac
32.1416MACNAS::MHASSETTWed Apr 29 1992 19:5132
    I don't think there will be a big clearout in the summer.I think that
    Ferguson will buy two players and restructure the first team. He needs
    a striker and a midfielder.I feel he should move for Andy Townsend and
    Alan Shearer.Of the current team I would drop Bruce ,Phelan , Robson
   and Ince  but would keep them as squad players.
    				
    					The team I would pick would be
    		
    
    			Schmichael
    
    	Irwin     Parker   Pallister     Sharpe
    
    	Kanchelskis    Townsend   Hughes    Giggs
    
    		  Shearer	McClair
    
    
    				I reckon that Hughes would be better
    	used in midfield holding the ball and bringing the other players
    	into play.Sharpe would make a good overlapping fullback as he has
    played there before.If Utd use the two wingers more often than last
    season then they will almost certainly get a good return from their strike
    force.Hughes and Townsend would probably score 20+ between them from
    	midfield.
    
    
    
    
    						Hass... 
    
    
32.1417this is getting boring, glad when seasons overKERNEL::HAWLEYICardinal Thang, read the chargesWed Apr 29 1992 20:008
    re. 1415
    
    Dead right, Mr McDonald, this match should be laid to rest.
    Everyone was so busy sticking the knife into each other that no-one even
    came out with a worthwhile report on what ACTUALLY HAPPENED in the
    game.
    
    Ian.
32.1418Arse get AndyFORTY2::ETHERIDGEWhat a sandwichWed Apr 29 1992 20:068
32.1419Mr PedanticSUBURB::INV_LIBRARYWho hell he?!?Wed Apr 29 1992 20:0814
    
    re .1412
    
    So, in order to qualify as "looking like scoring" you have to get shots
    on target. Does it matter how good the shots are? 
    
    What if a team dominates for 90 mins., hits the woodwork numerous times
    and has countless other shots whistle past the post, without actually
    getting any on target? Are you going to say they never looked like
    scoring. 
    
    Bit farfetched, methinks.
    
    jeff
32.1420Stay cool guys....TRUCKS::SANTI owe,I owe,so off to work I goWed Apr 29 1992 20:0843
        re a few back..
    
    	Forget Sunday, guys...it's over. Finished. We've had a good
    	run at the league title and lost out at the death to a better
    	side, and we've won the League Cup for the first time. Why
    	the need to take the p*ss? How did your own side get on? Perhaps
    	you've something to say about that? Or perhaps not...
    
    	Next season does look to be a very interesting proposition.
    	
    	Leeds will still be strong - can't see too many changes to
    	their personnel. They'll be stronger if anything.
    	
    	Liverpool are "re-building". Will Sourpuss return at all?
    	Expect some expensive to-ings and fro-ings in the summer...
    
    	Arsenal look good bets for a strong challenge at the title.
    	They'll be wanting to get their grubbies on the new trophy..
      	
    	Sheff.Weds. and Man City both had pretty good runs in the league
    	and might go further next time around. And there are likely to
    	be one or two surprise teams. Sheff.Utd? Ipswich? Everton? 8-)
    	
        And we'll be back to try and put an end to all those (26) years
    	without winning the league. There are plenty of sides that would
    	swap us our success in cup competitions and our tremendous support
    	for what they have(n't). Other, more successful, sides can enjoy
    	their past success and live in the past on their laurels, and when 
    	things fall apart they'll be too blind to see where they're going 
    	wrong. Pride usually does come before a fall...
    
    	Others, like Leeds, strive to lay the ghosts of their history and 
    	succeed through hard work. Well done to 'em. We'll not be far 
    	behind achieving the same thing if we continue to build on the 
    	success of the last couple of seasons. Arsenal too managed it a
    	few seasons back, and they look set to be the side to beat for
    	a while yet.
    	
    	I hope we can finish up on a high note for the sake of the OT
    	faithful on Saturday, but it really doesn't matter all that
    	much now that it's all over. Here's to next year.
    
    	Andy.
32.1421What I can't believe it !!PLUNDR::LOWEGDon't believe a wordWed Apr 29 1992 20:139
    
    Drop Bruce ?????
    
    I am puzzled, he is your best player with more heart than the rest of
    the team put together !!
    
    If you want you can drop him our way to Newcastle United..
    
    Gary..
32.1422It might make sense now ..PLUNDR::LOWEGDon't believe a wordWed Apr 29 1992 20:152
    
    	Sorry I should have said 1421 was a reply to .1416
32.1423BLKPUD::WATTERSONPWed Apr 29 1992 20:308
>>>    United play Everton in Norman Whitsides testimonial on Sunday, does anyone
>>>    know if it is at OT or GP. 
    
    It's at Old Trafford - a few of us from the CSC are going (probably..),
    a good opportunity to see the team that finishes third this season
    against next season's champions.......
    
    Paul
32.1424My Opinion.ESSB::MCUNNIFFEThe Mancs are out of the cupWed Apr 29 1992 23:1878
I have been reading the last few notes where people are analysing where the
Mancs went wrong. They just don't have the bottle when it counts. This season
they had the league in their own hands but with five games to go, they fell to
pieces. The same thing will happen to them again whether they have Shearer,
Townsend or even THE GREAT ALDO in their team. In 1985-86, they won the first
ten games of the season, then fell to pieces again while Liverpool finished
champions taking 34 out of the final 36 points. It's not about players not being
good enough (although there a lot of crap players at OT), it's all about
confidence which Utd don't have. With 3 games to go, they were in a brilliant
position. On Easter Monday, they played against Notts For before the biggest
League crowd for a few years and just when the League was in sight, they 
suffered a terrible loss. There have been other years when they looked like
winning the title but again failed. People are talking about Utd. buying 
Shearer and Townsend. Those two will cost about 6million. If they still failed
to win the league, then it would almost certainly spell the end for Fergie and
mean the continuation of League misery for the fans. 
   So in my opinion, it's more of a mental thing allied to the big pressure of
leading the league coming into the home stretch that is inhibiting Utd. in their
quest for league success.























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      T H E Y    A R E    J U S T   C R A P

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       CUNNO.
32.1425Sad case.TRUCKS::SANTCharity? Don't mind if I do, mate..Thu Apr 30 1992 12:4117
    
    	Big deal, Martin...
    
    	Is that it from you for now? 
    
    	Any chance of a summary of your beloved Liverpool's season this
    	year? You do still support Liverpool, don't you? I think we
    	should be told.
    
    	I don't think you're a football, or Liverpool, supporter at all..

    	
    	You're just a Manchester United hater. Have you ever thought of
    	getting some therapy for this sad condition? I bet you're a 
    	real ball of fun...
    
    	Andy.
32.1426Top of the ChartsESSB::SONEILLThu Apr 30 1992 14:3420
    New Man Utd theme song -
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    "We've forever blowing Doubles...."
    
    
    
32.1427Man United deserve respectKERNEL::HAWLEYICardinal Thang, read the chargesThu Apr 30 1992 14:529
    
    Martin,
    
    Lets not forget that Manchester United will probably finish 3 or 4
    places higher in the league than us, and although you may dislike them
    they deserve the respect that was given to US when WE finished in such
    a high position in the league.
    
    Ian.
32.1428Somebody get me a bucket, quick...ANNECY::ROWLAND_Aa slip of the tongueThu Apr 30 1992 14:561
    
32.1429KERNEL::HAWLEYICardinal Thang, read the chargesThu Apr 30 1992 15:405
    
    ok, maybe i was being a bit over the top!
    :-)
    ian.
    
32.1430It won the Eurovision in 1980!!MACNAS::MJGREANEYWhat's another year?Thu Apr 30 1992 15:5610
    RE:.1426
    	
    I think the manu theme song should be;
    
    "What's another year".......as you mancs are always looking for excuses
    for your non performing team!!!!!!!!!!
    
    
    M.J.
    "U REDS"
32.1431He Wears an Everton JumperESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyThu Apr 30 1992 15:5919
32.1432Being respectful... YUPPY::SEABURYSWe're going to Wembley, you're not...Thu Apr 30 1992 16:0814
    Okay, enough's enough!!
    
    I remember watching 'pool lose the title (and yet another "double"
    attempt fail) in the very last seconds against Arsenal not so long ago,
    after being in a "winning" position... so I know how it feels...
    My heart goes out to you guys... but, I don't reckon you'll have to
    wait much longer before United win the league...
    (How long is 'much longer' compared to 26 years??)
    
    So, now we can all be "friends" again... ;-)
    (Untill next season!!)
    
    Stew.
    
32.1433YUPPY::MCCABEMikeThu Apr 30 1992 17:266
    >>I remember watching 'pool lose the title (and yet another "double"
    >>attempt fail) in the very last seconds against Arsenal not so long ago,
    
    I was at that game myself and I watched Arsenal WIN the title.
    
    Mike M
32.1434Anyone see that disgusting tie HW had on last night?TRUCKS::SANTCharity? Don't mind if I do, mate..Thu Apr 30 1992 18:538
    
    	re .1432..
    
    	Of course, Stew... 8-) 
    
    	We can re-draw the battle-lines in time for next season later..;-)
    
    	Andy.
32.1435Fergie's got a Puce Face.BAHTAT::BLYTHELeeds United. Champions 91-92Thu Apr 30 1992 19:177
    HW's tie was the one he was wearing during his lunch on Sunday, he was
    eating beetroot, egg and guacamole dip, washed down with red wine, as
    shown by said tie.
    
    Does Fergie have a tie like that, sort of (sick) parrot colouring ?
    
    jb.
32.1436TrophiesMACNAS::JMURPHYIt's a Funny Old Game...Thu Apr 30 1992 20:5016
    
    
    I don't want to be vendictive Brian , but your personnel 
    banner "The Scousers Trophy Cabinet is Empty" isn't very apt
    at the present time....
    
    If Liverpool do win the FA Cup , their trophy cabinet will no
    longer be empty , in fact the FA Cup will be a lot prestigous
    than the Rumbleows Cup...
    
    I reckon you will be leaving yourself open to scorn...
    
    Yours in Football
    
    jm
        
32.1437It's Still EmptyESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyThu Apr 30 1992 21:1810
32.1438Our trophy cabinet isn't empty!! It's got all the replicas in it...YUPPY::SEABURYSWe're going to Wembley, you're not...Thu Apr 30 1992 21:2315
    re .1436
    
    He's got a point there you know...
    
    When (sorry, IF) 'pool win the FA cup next week they'll be in the Cup
    Winners Cup next season, which is a more prestigious competition than
    the UEFA Cup... and have won a more prestigious domestic trophy than
    United...
    So, does this mean Liverpool would've had a more succesful season than
    United???
    
    Constructive discussion welcome...
    
    Stew. 8-)
    
32.1439Leeds have THE Trophy though 8-)BAHTAT::BLYTHELeeds United. Champions 91-92Thu Apr 30 1992 21:265
    Oh goody, ANOTHER Scouse - Manc slanging match.
    
    jb.
    
    
32.1440Ring that Bell!!!!!!ESOA12::PILATONThu Apr 30 1992 21:374
    
    Here we go again..... In the RED corner weighting........
    
    np.
32.1441bloody bureaucratsTROOA::PBLANEYIt's ALL in the RISCThu Apr 30 1992 21:4435
    Boy,
    
    Cunno makes a few decent points for a change, and we all go ballistic.
    Poor Cunno. Gotta agree with what he said, I mean he said it had
    nothing to do with players (can't totally agree Martin), which means
    Cunno likes M.Phelan ;-)
    
    However, back to reality. WE BLEW IT, with help from the FA and the
    scheduling. No way United should have tolerated that schedule. Years
    ago teams were playing for ther title due to scheduling problems the
    week after the FA Cup final! In order to keep the thing on an even
    plane, all teams should be restricted to something like 3 games in 7
    days, and 5 in 14, nomatter what the competition is, or the stupid
    international schedule. That way, over 42 games in the league, it looks
    even. If a Leeds or Liverpool or United are in Europe, they don't get
    punished by being there with the domestic schedule of Cups and League.
    It might mean the League title may not be decided until early June, but
    so what. 
    
    United's schedule had probably the biggest impact on their title
    chances than anyone can imagine. They could have had one of those games
    this week, and one next week, before the Cup final. I just cannot
    understand what the Rush was all about. Bloody bureaucrats getting in
    the way of decent Footy once again.
    
    The state of the pitch is no excuse either. Both teams play on it. OT
    is a disgrace from what I've seen on the satellite. OT management have
    noone to blame for that other than themselves. 
    
    Well ,I'll have to pick up my International Daily Express today and
    read the weepy details.
    
    Not long until next season lads.
    
    Paul
32.1442Just curious...SALES::THILLThu Apr 30 1992 21:5015
re: Note 32.143 -- YUPPY::SEABURYS 
    
>    When (sorry, IF) 'pool win the FA cup next week they'll be in the Cup
>    Winners Cup next season, which is a more prestigious competition than
>    the UEFA Cup.
    
    Not to join the fray, but I always thought that it would be harder to 
    win the UEFA Cup than the ECWC. It seems that, in general, the
    opponents in the UEFA Cup who finish 2nd or 3rd might be stronger 
    (depending on the country) overall than a team that put together a hot 
    streak for a good Cup run.  
    
    Is the CWC considered a bigger prize?
    
    Tom
32.1443Only in the UK..OPG::TONYFri May 01 1992 14:2416
Cup competitions are mainly loved by the Brits but generally in Europe they
are looked  on as minor. Many european countries don't have Cup competitions.

Take for instance Italy where the Cup starts before their League and most 
teams tend to field weak sides rather than risk players getting injured and
impacting their league chances.

Also a lot of cup competitions in europe are 2 leg affairs and not straight
knockout as the FA Cup for instance.

I read somewhere that Uefa was thinking of introducing the mini-league format
for next seasons ECWC as it did with the EC.for the later stages..Is this wise??



Tony
32.1444How many games??!!??YUPPY::SEABURYSWe're going to Wembley, you're not...Fri May 01 1992 15:1012
    Just out of interest...
    
    Does anyone know how many games a team would have to play if they were
    to reach the finals of the FA, Rumbelows, and a European comp (say the
    Champions Cup), whilst also playing the mandatory 42 games in the
    league???
    Then you've got to take into account replays... extra time... etc.,...
    
    There's got to be some serious rethinking done...
    
    Stew.
    
32.1445How They Finished UpESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyTue May 05 1992 19:0528
32.1446news deskDOOZER::OPERATORTue May 05 1992 19:418
    
                        NEWS DESK
    
    Mark Hughes is on his way to spurs........hope its a rumour
    
    Work starts today on digging up the stretford End so seats can be
    installed..
    
32.1447ESSB::BLONGThe Scousers Trophy Cabinet is EmptyTue May 05 1992 20:3512
32.1448Loadsa money for the middlemenBAHTAT::BLYTHELeeds United. Champions 91-92Tue May 05 1992 20:449
    The "Outs" will be Club Specific.
    
    The "Ins" will be the same - every club is after Deane, Shearer etc
    etc. There are few quality players around at the moment, and there are
    a lot of clubs wanting to rebuild their playing staff / strengthen it.
    There will be a few bargains about, because inamongst the chaff will be
    some wheat.
    
    jb.
32.1449Looks like route one football in Manchester next season...YUPPY::SEABURYSWe're going to Wembley, you're not...Wed May 06 1992 15:1310
    re .1447
    
    Well, if you just happen to have 20 million lying around...
    
    Personally I'd love to see Fergie go out and buy Brian Deane from Sheff
    Utd.!! What a buy he would be... ;-)
    Why not John Fashanu as well?? 8-)
    
    Stew.
    
32.1450Forget Deane. He's a camel...TRUCKS::SANTCharity? Don't mind if I do, mate..Wed May 06 1992 15:5713
    
    	God help us if we waste any more money on the likes of Brian
    	Deane.
    
    	Shearer? Yes please, but I guess we'll have to get in the queue..
    	Ditto for Keane.
    
    	I believe we need a 25-goals-a-season striker and a quality central
    	midfield man. Shearer and Keane would fit the bill, but so would 
    	Trevor Steven and Ian Wright - and there's not much chance of
    	either, imo..;-)
    
    	Andy.
32.1451Do 'De Ramblers' get a cut ?RTOEU::RDELANEYWed May 06 1992 16:414
    Considering Forest bought Keane for 15,000 quid they've certainly
    hit the jackpot on that one......
    
    	- Robin
32.1452NOTERS TOURNAMENTPEKING::DAVIESGE=Mc2..Einstein Was Right!Wed May 06 1992 17:358
    
    
    Anyone interested in the noters tournament that's going on soon in
    Reading???
    Mabye we can get a Manchester United team together.. 
    Good way to spend a day.
    
    Greg...
32.1453sorry lads, couldn't resist it!!YUPPY::SEABURYSWe're going to Wembley, you're not...Wed May 06 1992 19:234
    You never know, you might even finish runners up as well...
    
    Stew 8-)
    
32.1454LinekerOPG::TONYWed May 06 1992 21:056
I am surprised that NO one has mentioned the incerdible reception of squeeky
clean Gary ,at OT on Saturday....

And we cheered when he scored...He was ever so nice about it..!!!

Good luck to him
32.1455KERNEL::HAWLEYICardinal Thang, read the chargesWed May 06 1992 21:126
    Tony,
    
    would you have cheered if he'd have scored the winner?!?
    ;-)
    
    Ian.
32.1456Well, if I was his manager...YUPPY::SEABURYSWe're going to Wembley, you're not...Wed May 06 1992 21:216
    re .1230
    
    By the way, congratulations on your excellent prediction... 
    Almost spot on!!
    
    Stew. 8-)
32.1457Cheap Shirts ?BAHTAT::BLYTHELeeds United. Champions 91-92Mon May 11 1992 17:136
    I was in Makro the other day, they were selling 'Kick' Leeds United 
    Champions T shirts at 10.99, England ones at 10.99 and Manc ones at
    6.99. The Manc shirts had 'Always Look on the Bright Side of Life'
    around the club badge. Methinks they aren't selling over well.
    
    jb.
32.1458thanks for the reminder..TRUCKS::SANTCharity? Don't mind if I do, mate..Mon May 11 1992 17:474
    
    	jb, methinks the title of previous should read "Cheap Shots" ?
    
    	Andy. 8-(
32.1459Fergie Fines Sharpe and GiggsESSB::BLONGRumbleows &amp; Euro Super Cup Winners 92Mon May 11 1992 19:1115
32.1460Surely not...YUPPY::SEABURYSWe're going to Wembley, you're not...Mon May 11 1992 21:073
    Wasn't Sahrpe on the bench for the 'pool game???
    
    Stew.
32.1461Mal StaysESSB::BLONGRumbleows &amp; Euro Super Cup Winners 92Tue May 12 1992 13:587
32.1462Robsons a canaryDOOZER::OPERATORTue May 12 1992 15:163
    
    Someone has just told me they heard on the radio that BRYAN ROBSON
    has excepted the job offered to him at Norwich...
32.1463What job's that then ?ANNECY::ROWLAND_Aa slip of the tongueTue May 12 1992 16:521
    
32.1464What's the News on RobboESSB::BLONGRumbleows &amp; Euro Super Cup Winners 92Tue May 12 1992 18:526
32.1465Sounds like Robbo's staying...YUPPY::SEABURYSFA Cup Winners 1992Wed May 13 1992 14:536
    It said in my paper this morning that Fergie isn't going to let Robbo
    take the managers job at Norwich, 'cos he still has a year to run on
    his contract at Man Utd.
    
    Stew.
    
32.1466Robbo's new contract is with SKY!!!WELCLU::CADDL.U.F.C. League Champions 1991/92Wed May 13 1992 17:0111
    
    
    
       It said on Sky t.v. last night that Robson was on the VERY short
    list for the post at Norwich.
      
        Robson is the summariser on Sky live on sunday for the England v
     Brazil match maybe he may give a hint then???
    
    
    Paul....
32.1467Supply and Demand.BAHTAT::BLYTHELeeds United. Champions 91-92Wed May 13 1992 18:225
32.1468BLKPUD::WATTERSONPWed May 13 1992 19:126
    
    Up here in sunny Southport there's a sport shop selling most footy kits
    at a third of the original price - presumably there's not much demand
    if teams are changing there kits again next season.
    
    Paul
32.1469New GearESSB::BLONGRumbleows &amp; Euro Super Cup Winners 92Wed May 13 1992 20:344
32.1470The Rag Trade.BAHTAT::BLYTHELeeds United. Champions 91-92Wed May 13 1992 21:1216
    (Mr Mod, whilst there is no footie being played, can we talk about
    Clothes ?)
    
    The Manc T shirts (reduced to clear) were 'Kick' ones, not official
    strips. The have 'Man United' printed on them, with spaces abounding,
    they are similar in design to the Leeds United ones, but the Leeds
    United ones have 'League Champions 1991-1992' where there are spaces on
    the equivalent Manc shirts. (smirk)
    
    On the subject of Club Striips - I think some of them are 'orrible,
    especially the Liverpool 'a big bird sh*t on my shoulder', the Arse
    away eye teaser and Luton home and away. I hope the Leeds' All white
    with a bit of yellow and blue doesn't get bastardised by Admiral next
    season.
    
    jb.
32.1471Some Statistics.ESSB::MCUNNIFFEThe Mancs are out of the cupThu May 14 1992 22:2112
  Just an interesting piece of info that I thought of after the cup final
on Saturday.
   Both Bruce Grobbelaar & Bryan Robson arrived at their respective clubs
around the same time i.e., summer of 1981. Since then they have won 3 F.A.
Cup winners medals each, Robbo in 1983, 1985 & 1990. Grobbs has his for the
years 1986, 1989 & 1992.
   However, that is where the similarity ends. Robbo has NO LEAGUE MEDALS
during his 11 years at OT while Grobbs has SIX winners medals for the years
1982, 1983, 1984, 1986, 1988 & 1990.

    Cunno
32.1472interestingly enough, DesKERNEL::HAWLEYIOnly 147 days to total povertyFri May 15 1992 13:025
    Martin,
    
    are you related to John Motson?
    
    Ian.
32.1473PEKING::NAGLEJFri May 15 1992 14:166
32.1474ARRODS::OHAGANBFri May 15 1992 14:233
    Martin's back on form. This is more like it. Ho Ho!
    
    barry.
32.1475We all live in a yellow submarineYUPPY::SEABURYSFA Cup Winners 1992Fri May 15 1992 15:459
    Martin,
    
    You could now go on to discuss the difference in the number of European
    Cup winners medals, and Milk/League Cup winners medals between Robbo
    and Grobs...
    If you were feeling particularly mean, that is...
    
    Stew. 8-)
    
32.1476Oarsman.BAHTAT::BLYTHELeeds United. Champions 91-92Fri May 15 1992 16:2911
    Or even :-
    
    
    
    Drink Driving records
    
    ;-)
    
    Yours stirringly,
    
    jb.
32.1477Robbo 4 Grobbelaar 13.ESSB::MCUNNIFFEThe Mancs are out of the cupFri May 15 1992 20:5441
   OK, just to satisfy you statisticians out there. Both Grobbelaar and Robbo
have been at their respective clubs for exactly the same time 1981-1992 so here
is a run down on their successes or in Robbo's case dismal failures.

                             League c'ship
                             =============

    Grobbelaar                                Robbo
    ==========                                =====
      1982
      1983
      1984
      1986                                    NONE
      1988
      1990
 
                               F.A. CUP 
                               ========
      1986                                    1983  
      1989                                    1985 
      1992                                    1990 (WOW!)

                              League Cup
                              ==========
      1982
      1983                                    NONE  
      1984                                     
                             
                              Euro Cup
                              ========
      1984                                    NONE

                     Euro Cup Winners Cup
                     ====================
      NONE                                    1991
            

   In major competitions, that makes it 13-4 to Grobberlaar which in turn 
means that Grobbs is a far better player and Liverpool a far superior team.

     Cunno     
32.1478Me thinks Martin's got it incorrect!MACNAS::MJGREANEYWhat's another year?Mon May 18 1992 12:418
    Re:-1
    
    Martin ,
    	League Cup ,Robbo none???????
    
    
    what 'bout 1992 Rumbelows???
    
32.1479CHEFS::EDWARDSDMon May 18 1992 16:443
    re: -1
    
    Robson didn't play !
32.1480GALVIA::SPAINThere's always the U.S.Mon May 18 1992 17:074
    
    Re -2, surely you didn't think Martin could be wrong did you?
    
    Gary.
32.1481DetourFORTY2::ASHGrahame Ash @REOMon May 18 1992 18:285
I see that Mr (can't remember his name) Knighton, who was once United's 
saviour has now bought Carlisle United. I imagine this time he'll INSIST on 
the No 9 shirt for himself!

grahame
32.1482Michael KnightonNEWOA::MORANWey not likely!!Mon May 18 1992 18:371
    
32.1483TRUCKS::SANTCharity? Don't mind if I do, mate..Mon May 18 1992 19:325
    
    	...and looking at Carlisle's form this past season it may actually
    	inspire a revival! 8-)
    
    	Andy.
32.1484Robert on sundaysESSB::DCROWEWed May 27 1992 21:099
    Martin
    
         It does not mean that grobbs is by any means a better player its 
      just that possibly had a better team than UTD for a season or two.
      And by the way how many times has grobbs been capped for his country
      or even captained his country. 
      If you were to do a chart on this ROBBO would win hands down.
    
    
32.1485It's a long time since 1967.ESSB::MCUNNIFFEThe Mancs are out of the cupWed May 27 1992 22:0412
   Derek,
         First of all I must welcome you into the soccer notes conference and
secondly I must sympathise with you for supporting such a crap team who after
failing so dismally this year will never win the league. The last time they
won was about 5 years before you were born whereas Liverpool have won 11
c'ships during your time. United don't deserve to win a league simply
because when the chips are down, they never had the bottle..............and
Mike Phelan plays for them.

     Cunno    
    

32.1486"'pool better than Utd."PEKING::RUSSELLNWed May 27 1992 22:276
    RE .1484 : "better team than UTD for a season or two".
    
    Don't you mean DECADE or two !!
    
    N..
    
32.1487Any programme collectors out there ?AYOV10::CAIRNSBlue Period ...... Black ComedyThu May 28 1992 13:2520

 Was up in my loft a few weeks ago and found a programme from the 
 1962 FA Cup Semi-Final at Hillsborough between Man Utd and Tottenham.

 The game was played on the 31 March , 1962. 

 Anybody know -

	o  Who won the game ?
	o  What was the score ?
	o  Who won the cup that year ?

	o  Is the programme (which is in good condition) worth anything ?


 Enquiring mind would like to know ?


    Walker
32.14881962 Spurs v United Semi-final (from memory)MOEUR1::WESTMon Jun 01 1992 14:284
    Re Note 32.1487
    Tottenham won 3-1 I think and went on to beat Burnley 2-0 in the final
    to complete the Double. Greavsie scored one of them. 
    No idea how much the program's worth though. 
32.1489InfoMACNAS::JMURPHYIt's a Funny Old Game...Tue Jun 02 1992 12:5618
    
    Spurs won the double in 1961....As far as I know they beat
    Leicester City that year in the F.A. Cup Final....
    Jimmy Greaves didn't sign for Tottenham until the following
    season 1961/62......
    
    United were still in after shock of the Munich air disaster
    in those years......I don't think Spurs would have won the 
    Double if Munich hadn't happened....then again we will never
    know....
    
    Any news on Alan Shearer ..... Is Mark Hughes on his way....
    
    Marseille are supposed to be interested in Lee Sharpe.....
    Arsenal would also like to buy Sharpe....
    
    
    jm
32.1490Webb ? Ince ?TROOA::PBLANEYVMS, Open for businessTue Jun 02 1992 21:378
    I hope they keep Sharpe - he has the makings of an excellent
    midfielder, and he can score goals. Certainly if Shearer arrives,
    wemight see some movement of a body or two, but I'd put my money on
    Ince going.
    
    Any word on Webb ?
    
    Paul
32.1491Phelan out! Phelan out! Phelan out! Phelan out!PEKING::DAVIESGE=Mc2..Einstein Was Right!Wed Jun 03 1992 11:2313
    
    I don't know about Ince (He had a great season) but with a bit of luck
    Mr Phelan will be toddling off to somewhere more suitable (like east
    firthhampshire reserves:-) I doubt that Sharpe will move on, and with the
    purchase of Shearer, we may see Sparky go at last. Webb is probably on
    the list to go as well, mainly because of the problems he and Alex
    Ferguson had last season.
    
    Do Danny Wallace and Mark Robins still belong to Man U? If they do, and
    we need some cash, it might be an idea to sell them as Robins is never
    used and Wallace is no longer needed with Sharpe and Giggs in the team.
    
    Greg...
32.1492WARNUT::TPCASE::PICKERINGSSimon PickeringWed Jun 03 1992 17:484
United can't possible let Ince go; if there was any
justice he'd be in Sweden this moment.

Danny Wallace and Mark Robins are on the transfer list.
32.1493MIACT::MASONWed Jun 03 1992 18:1121
    re -1 Paul Ince..
    
    I agree totally. If he could control his temperament and channel his
    aggression more into his playing, I can foresee a possible future
    captain in Incey. He has improved dramatically this season, proving to
    be a commanding, committed and sometime inspiration force in Midfield.
    More so with the absence of Robbo.
    
    I can't see Sharpe going. He has not developed properly yet. And
    Sparky? I don't think so.
    
    The sooner we rid ourselves of the poison dwarf Danny, the better. He
    has never shown the promise at OT - total c**p imo.
    
    I read in the weekend papers that Fergie is interested in McStay, and
    some Dutch chappie whose name escapes me at the moment....Anyone help??
    Seems a bit silly to me. We need more English players if we are to
    compete with any degree of seriousness in Europe. Thoughts anyone?
    
    J
    
32.1494Wince.ARRODS::OHAGANBFour Thousand Week HangoverWed Jun 03 1992 18:175
    > If he could control his temperament..
    
    You'll have grey hairs before this happens.
    
    barry. 
32.1495New Strip!!!!SHAWB1::STOCKMANSWed Jun 03 1992 21:2516
The new Umbro Strip will be unveiled at 10:30 on Friday 5th June at the 
Souvenir Shop, Old Trafford!!!!


Probably cost about 30 quid though!!!!!

Be there, be the first to wear one!!!! - So says the local station Key 103!
The advertising is non-stop on the radio.


If anybody wants one really desperately send me some dosh & I`ll sort one out.

Mail me on the above mail address if you wish to part with your nuggets.


Simon
32.1496only one opinion of course...TRUCKS::SANTCharity? Don't mind if I do, mate..Thu Jun 04 1992 12:4113
    
    	re Paul McStay...
    
    	Yes please! He's class, but seems to be suffering at Celtic,
    	needing a fresh challenge perhaps...I think he'd slot very
    	nicely into our midfield. I'd pick McStay in a GB team...
    
    	Sharpe must stay. Wallace must go while we can still get a
    	price for him. Sparky must stay, but may be used as a bartering
    	chip to secure the services of one of Fergie's bigger targets.
    
    	Andy.
    
32.1497friendlyDOOZER::OPERATORThu Jun 04 1992 14:023
    
    UNITED play READING in a friendly sometime in August,I think its
    the 6th.
32.1498SUBURB::INV_LIBRARYWho hell he?!?Thu Jun 04 1992 14:328
    
    Ho, ho,
    
    Come and see the mancs get stuffed by a decent team for a change.
    
    Er, that's not quite right, is it?
    
    jeff
32.1499SHAWB1::STOCKMANSThu Jun 04 1992 15:355
Will the game be at  O.T matty or Elm Park.

I`ll look forward to that one.

Si...
32.1500NIGHTMARE AT ELM PARKDOOZER::OPERATORThu Jun 04 1992 19:458
    
    Its at ELM PARK SI.....THE MECCA OF FOOTBALL.Its been arranged as
    a favour,because Reading took on Leighton earlier in the season
    when things were a bit difficult for Fergerson,Mcgee and Fergerson
    are supposed be very matey......Might see you for that one then
    si.... 
                ....matty
    
32.1501Will Sparkey Go???ESSB::BLONGRumbleows &amp; Euro Super Cup Winners 92Mon Jun 08 1992 15:4310
32.1502UMBRO 12 million pound dealMINDER::MACDONALDIStalybridge CelticMon Jun 08 1992 15:5518
    re: -last
    
    The new Utd shirt has been very popular even at the extortionate
    prices.
    
    Adult Shirt #30
    Adult Shorts #17
    Sock #7-10
    
    Have seen all ages wearing them this weekend.
    
    >>The saints turn down 3 million for Shearer.
    
    Southampton are wanting 4 million for Shearer, and are trying to hold
    out for that price... We shall have to wait and see.
    
    
    mac
32.1503h'mm very impressiveESSB::DCROWEMon Jun 08 1992 17:005
    I have seen the new shirt and i'am impressed,I thinks it looks a lot 
     better than the old one.the tie ups add a bit of class to the shirt
    haven't seen the shorts or socks yet any change from last year
          
          Derek
32.1504CHEFS::HOUSEBMon Jun 08 1992 17:108
    Derek,
    
    Do you moonlight as a clothes designer for Penneys ????
    
    An old bit of red string round the neck "adds a bit of class", do me a
    favour.
    
    		Brian.
32.1505A cheap but admirable shot!ARRODS::OHAGANBFour Thousand Week HangoverMon Jun 08 1992 17:569
    The new shirt is basically a throwback to last time lace up collars
    were popular amongst the masses, around the 17th century, which 
    strangely enough was the last time Ye Olde Trafford saw it's last 
    Championship trophy? Yes?
    
    barry VIII
    
    
    
32.1506F.A. Youth Cup Winners 1992ESSB::BLONGRumbleows &amp; Euro Super Cup Winners 92Mon Jun 08 1992 19:0513
32.1507NEW KITDOOZER::OPERATORTue Jun 09 1992 13:169
    
    The new shorts are knee length (like spurs)with MUFC on the right
    hand side.Can't wait for the first time someone ties a player to
    the post at a corner with our new shirts.....(wait for the comments).
    
    Why don't UNITED buy McCoist,he's the one player I'v always wanted
    at UNITED.
    
    
32.1508More Transfer NewsESSB::BLONGRumbleows &amp; Euro Super Cup Winners 92Tue Jun 09 1992 16:016
32.1509Ferguson's green & yellow army..????MIACT::MASONTue Jun 09 1992 17:417
    Saw Neil Webb on a Saint & Greavsie special on Saturday. According to
    him, our away strip is changing to a deeper blue and our third kit will 
    be yellow and green!!!!!
    
    Georgio Armani this is not.
    
    J
32.15108^)ARRODS::OHAGANBFour Thousand Week HangoverTue Jun 09 1992 17:588
    I seem to recall Everton and Chelsea having particularly bad third
    strips in recent years. Beats me why they don't think of using a 
    unique colour like purple or peach for the second kit. Interesting 
    thought that, Fergie would have been better off going down to his 
    local B & Q and studying the paint charts. You lot might now be
    wearing a rather fetching Strawberry Husk or Lavender Sunrise.
    
    barry. 
32.1511Basic dark - basic lightSALES::THILLTue Jun 09 1992 18:1813
    One thing I've never understood is all the fuss about the second or
    third strips. Why not just have one a basic dark color, and one a
    white/light strip? Spurs wear white at home, so visitors will wear their 
    dark strip, which is often their home strip as well. In Italy it seems
    to work OK, and you can always identify a team (unless its Atalata
    Bergamo vs Inter). Roma wears an all maroon/dark red with yellow strip
    at home, but away they have an all white with maroon/yellow.
    
    No doubt it's all related to the money they make from shaming people to
    death if you show up at a match with LAST year's strip. At 20-25 quid a
    shirt, it ain't cheap to remain a fashion plate
    
    Tom  
32.151226 YEARS IS A VERY LONG TIME.ESSB::MCUNNIFFEThe Mancs are out of the cupTue Jun 09 1992 21:537
  What's all this crap from people like BLONG and DCROWE about the neat, classy
and throw back to the old days in reference to the new Manc gear. They may look
nice in their new strip but the sad fact remains that they still haven't won
the league for 26 YEARS and hopefully they won't for another 26.

    Cunno
32.1513Boring..Boring...LooneypoolOPG::TONYWed Jun 10 1992 01:4812
RE - .1512

	the only crap round here is you pal.....Is people like you that give  
	scouse a bad name....!!!

	Perhaps you can tell us where your bunch of donkeys finished this year..!


	Tony
	
	Sports trivia question open to all...!!
	PS. How many Looneypool players are taking part in the European Champs. ?
32.1514Tony Adams plays for Man UPEKING::RUSSELLNWed Jun 10 1992 21:3415
    
    re -.1513.
    
    I give you credit for your reply for .1512, but there is no need to
    slag Liverpool off the way you have.
    
    Never call Liverpool donkeys, when most of your team play like Tony
    Adams !!!! 
    
    Fact: Liverpool had a better season than Man U, just by the fact that
    they won the FA Cup & you won the crap Rumblelows
     as league position is not the issue here.
    
    N..
   
32.1515RubbishARRODS::OHAGANBFour Thousand Week HangoverThu Jun 11 1992 13:5710
    re .1514 
    
    And how many times have WE seen Arsenal play in the last few years 
    then? Don't judge Adams purely on his international form as is the
    case with Seamen.  As is the case with a certain John Barnes who
    could well be called a bit of a donkey at international level.
    I'm willing to bet that Tony puts in performances equal to, if not
    better than Mark Wright. I rest my case m'lord.
    
    barry.
32.1516Simply the BestESSB::BLONGRumbleows &amp; Euro Super Cup Winners 92Thu Jun 11 1992 14:1213
32.1517Whats the Swedish for "Carrots, yes please"YUPPY::PANESFrench kisses and chinese burnsThu Jun 11 1992 14:4422
      <<< Note 32.1515 by ARRODS::OHAGANB "Four Thousand Week Hangover" >>>
                                  -< Rubbish >-

>    re .1514 
    
>    And how many times have WE seen Arsenal play in the last few years 
>    then? Don't judge Adams purely on his international form as is the
>    case with Seamen.  As is the case with a certain John Barnes who
>    could well be called a bit of a donkey at international level.
>    I'm willing to bet that Tony puts in performances equal to, if not
>    better than Mark Wright. I rest my case m'lord.
    
>    barry.


     Barry,

     Have we been at the Tippex again??? Did you not agree with me
     that if Adams went to Sweden he would miss the start of the English
     season , due to Britain's quarantine laws?

     Stuart
32.1518RIGHTO::HAIGHGet a St Bernard up yaThu Jun 11 1992 15:0812
    Nice one David Bellamy.
    
    
    .1516 United the most successful club? :-) Sorry Andy and Ian, but is this
    man paying cash or what? United just fluffed/bottled/wimped-out the
    championship.
    
    
    European super cup? Didn't United win the fair-play cup and a bit of
    the charity shield recently?
    
    		
32.1519And theres moreFUTURS::FLETCHERThu Jun 11 1992 15:443
    RE:-1 And the Youth Cup.
    
    Nigel
32.1520Donkey DerbyYUPPY::OHAGANBGive my regards to Sgt FuryThu Jun 11 1992 15:5621
   > Barry,

   > Have we been at the Tippex again??? Did you not agree with me
   > that if Adams went to Sweden he would miss the start of the English
   > season , due to Britain's quarantine laws?

   >  Stuart


Stuart,

I deny nothing me. Our Tone does seem to grow the odd flapping ear
or two at international level but at least he's not alone when you
consider some of his other illustrious stablemates; Geoff "master of
the long chip" Thomas immediately springs to mind. Actually Stuart,
has Uncle Ron contemplated Seth Efrika's quarantine laws in view 
of the Flatulent Beagles impending tour? 8^)

barry.

32.1521and now back to United...TROOA::PBLANEYVMS, Open for businessFri Jun 12 1992 22:161
    
32.1522Away and cut the grass.PAKORA::NPATERSONJambo in europeWed Jun 17 1992 21:1913
    
    Could someone please tell Alex Ferguson not to release Brian McClair
    for in Scotland games.
    
    I'm sure he could do something more worth while like cut Alex's grass
    or wash his car.
    
    Please please don't release him again even if it is the close season.
    
    
    Neil.
    
    
32.1523Weeb below parMACNAS::JMURPHYIt's a Funny Old Game...Thu Jun 18 1992 13:3224
    
    I can see now why Alex Ferguson didn't play Neil Webb in a lot
    of matches last season at United....
    Neil was very poor last night for England against Sweden.....
    Granted the ball may have bypassed midfield fairly often , but when
    the ball was in Webb's section of the field he lost out every time...
    He even resorted to a rugby type tackle on one occasion....
    Webb seems to have put on a lot of weight , it makes you wonder
    did he ever fully recover from his achilles injury he has a few
    seasons back...
    
    If United really want to win the Championship they need to buy
    a quality midfield player...someone like Paul McStay...Alex Ferguson
    should go for broke and splash out on McStay....If United do buy
    Shearer and McStay....they may be the vital cogs that United need
    to win the Championship.......
    
    Next season would be a good  year to win the Championship....
    Whoever wins will be the first Premier League champions..
    Nice thought...
    
    
    
    
32.1524CHEFS::HOUSEBThu Jun 18 1992 14:425
    re.-1
    
    here,here,  Webb is a pudding.
    
    		Brian.
32.1525Mancs playing in WalesAIMTEC::WICKS_ADEC Mail Works for ME sometimesMon Jun 22 1992 20:2910
    Apparently the Mancs are going to play at the Vetch against Swansea
    (Wales's second best team) on Aug 11th in a game for the family of
    Alan Davies.
    
    Guess they can fit it in since they aren't involved in the Charity
    Shield (:==:)
    
    Regards,
     
    Andrew.D.Wicks
32.1526Peter the Great is Europe's No 1ESSB::BLONGRumbleows &amp; Euro Super Cup Winners 92Wed Jun 24 1992 21:039
32.1527whoohf! 1.5 million! That's not bad, that isin't.PEKING::DAVIESGE=Mc2..Einstein Was Right!Thu Jun 25 1992 11:518
    
    
    1.5 Mil?????
    
    YEEEHAHAHAH!  Suckers!  We're in the money, We're in the ...etc etc etc
    
    
    Greg...
32.1528On the moveWOTVAX::MACDONALDIStalybridge CelticThu Jun 25 1992 14:1722
    
    Talking of transfer news at UTD, Mal Donaghy has rejected a new
    contract with UTD, as he says he can't command a regular place in the
    team. He also says that he helped UTD to thier ECWC and RC Cup
    triumphs, received the medals but did not play in the final, such is
    life:) Fergie is seemingly trying to keep Mal at UTD as he sees him as
    an ideal stand-in for any occasion etc...
    
    Also news that Webb WILL be leaving UTD maybe in a part ex with Notts
    Forrest's Roy Keane, along with Mark Hughes(of whom Aston
    Villa and Newcastle Utd are interested), Russel Beardsmore, Danny
    Wallace, who may be used as part of the deal for Shearer at
    Southampton. And some other youngster whose name escape me at the
    moment.
    
    Fergie made inquiries into Hollands Bergkamp(sp?), currently at Ajax,
    but was scared away by the 6million pound asking price??
    
    I think thats about it
    
    
    mac
32.1529Sparkey bites back!SHAWB1::STOCKMANSThu Jun 25 1992 15:5910
I wouldn`t fancy sparky coming back to haunt us at O.T!!!!!

That would almost certainly be the case. If he does go I`ll be extremely
surprised. Sparky is a RED (Man.U) Fanatic thru an thru!

He may not have scored many goals last season (which I know he`s paid to do)
but his ability to hold the ball & play deep imo was exceptional!


Si
32.1530Baby please don't go...MIACT::MASONThu Jun 25 1992 17:3617
    re -1
    
    I agree totally Si. Firstly, it wouldn't be particularly pleasant to
    have Sparky on the opposing team, and secondly he is a real RED. I was
    under the impression that he had just recently signed a new contract
    with us and has said he doesn't want to play for anyone else.
    
    His contribution this season as far as goals are concerned has been
    minimal. I know that its his job to score goals, and in this he has
    failed. However, his contributory play has, on occasion been
    outstanding. His great strength is that he draws defenders like a
    magnet enabling other players (Sharpe, Giggs, McClair..) to come
    through virtually uncontested. It would be a big loss to us,
    psychologically too, which is just as important sometimes, if he does
    move on.
    
    J
32.1531Only the lonelyWOTVAX::MACDONALDIStalybridge CelticThu Jun 25 1992 20:1628
    
    
    re -1
    
    >> I was under the impression he had just signed a new contract, and
    that he does not want to play with any other team<<
    
    That is true and fergie went out of his way to keep him at OT, however
    that was before his barren spell towards the end of the season. Fergie
    may well be tempted to sell Hughes as the cash would come in useful for
    other players.
    
    personally I also would not like sparky to go, as mentioned he is an
    influential player who holds the ball long enough to feed players.
    Maybe with Shearer as a partner he would do better, someone with a bit
    of pace and an eagerness to score, giggs, sharpe, kanchelskis, mclair
    etc backing them up sounds almost to good to be true. we shall have to
    wait and see.
    
    
    mac.
    
    
    ps - just remembered the other player who might be leaving during the
    summer(as per my last note -3) Mickey Phelan, who I beleive Liverpool
    were looking at as a replacement for Ronnie Whelan, that way the name
    stays nearly the same, and that must help Souness in his current
    state:) only joking Martin 
32.1532Brilliant Schmiecel.ESSB::MCUNNIFFEThe Mancs are out of the cupSat Jun 27 1992 15:407
        Great to see the Danes winning the European championship. I was
absolutely thrilled and I think that Peter Schmiecel had a blinder in goal.
Surely now, he will be the target for a number of top clubs both in Britain
and in Europe.

      Cunno
32.1533You wish.....OPG::TONYSun Jun 28 1992 00:059
Peter the Great....Europes Europes Number 1...!!!!!!!!!!

Cunno...Eat your heart out...He'll never play for the scousers..!!!

I didn't see any top scouse players having an impact on the European Championshi.

Cos..there weren't any...were their...!!!

Tony
32.1534Another 25 years...YUPPY::STRAGEDToto...this sure ain't Kansas!!Mon Jun 29 1992 13:298
    Cunno,
    
    Just what United need for their next Championship challenge....
    
    
    ...some European club to steal away their best player!!
    
    PJ
32.1535Glory, Glory, Hallelujah.....MIACT::MASONMon Jun 29 1992 21:0724
    re .1532
    
    A bit of astounded applause from this end for what can only be
    described as a nice note from Cunno!!
    
    Its nice to see that you can be nice from time to time Martin, I
    thought you had been abandoned into the "forever biased and nasty"
    category.
    
    You're right of course. Schmeical was, for me, one of the players of
    the tournament. Its nice to know that what we here in note 32 (and
    those at OT) have known all season, is now evident to everyone who
    watched the championships - Schmeical is one of the best keepers
    around. Alex certainly bought wisely there - 500,000 wasn't it? A mere
    drop in the ocean compared with what we would undoubtedly ask for now.
    
    It was also good to see my views on Webb confirmed - the guy's a donkey
    and must go NOW. There is no place for him in the United squad.
    
    News on the transfer front is that Mal is almost certainly going to
    Chelsea - their bid for him was accepted at the weekend. Good luck to
    him, I say.
    
    J
32.1536No Go SparkeyESSB::BLONGRumbleows &amp; Euro Super Cup Winners 92Tue Jun 30 1992 16:247
32.1537Please dont go SparkeySIOG::APPS_PBTue Jun 30 1992 20:475
    re -1
    
    Two million what??? If Souness buys Mark Hughes for any price the
    Liverpool board should sue the hospital for doing a brain bypass
    instead of a heart bypass
32.1538HE'S HERE TO STAYESSB::DCROWEWed Jul 01 1992 21:286
    Martin
        sorry to disappoint you,But Alex Ferguson signed Schmiecel on a
    5-year contract last year.So I dont think that Peter will be going
    anywhere for a while
    
          Del
32.1539We might have bought Sparkey once.ESSB::MCUNNIFFEI'm the best footballer in all of DECWed Jul 01 1992 23:539
 Re -2,
       If Sparkey were to go anywhere, then it wouldn't be 2 million pounds
but maybe Lira. Liverpool would not be interested in any player who has 
consistently failed to score over 20 league goals a season. He has scored
some crackers but his inconsistency was always a problem. Still I suppose
playing in front of Mike Phelan, Neill Webb, Sharpe, Ince & co. doesn't
provide a great deal of confidence or indeed scoring opportunities.

     Cunno
32.154010 Goal DeanoESSB::BLONGRumbleows &amp; Euro Super Cup Winners 92Thu Jul 02 1992 12:019
32.1541Brian...Moore ?SIOG::APPS_PBThu Jul 02 1992 14:489
32.1542YUPPY::PANESLong nights,ugly days, orgy of the doomedThu Jul 02 1992 15:2012
 <<< Note 32.1539 by ESSB::MCUNNIFFE "I'm the best footballer in all of DEC" >>>
                    -< We might have bought Sparkey once. >-

         . Liverpool would not be interested in any player who has 
>consistently failed to score over 20 league goals a season. He has scored

>     Cunno


Jimmy Carter
David Speedie
er....
32.1543Fixtures PleaseESSB::BLONGRumbleows &amp; Euro Super Cup Winners 92Thu Jul 02 1992 15:563
32.1544Get your StarBRADAN::JMURPHYIt's a Funny Old Game...Thu Jul 02 1992 17:407
    
    Brian,
    
    Todays edition of the Star has all the coming  seasons fixtures...
    
    
    jm
32.1545TRUCKS::SANTlurching from disaster to apocalypse..Thu Jul 02 1992 18:284
    
    	All I know of our fixture list is we start away to Sheff.Utd....ugh.
    	                                                              
    	Andy.
32.1546Fixture ListESSB::BLONGRumbleows &amp; Euro Super Cup Winners 92Thu Jul 02 1992 22:1650
Manchester United Fixtures for Season 92/93

Sat 15th Aug  Sheffield United  (A)
Wed 18th Aug  Everton           (H)
Sat 22nd Aug  Ipswich Town      (H)
Wed 26th Aug  Southampton       (A)
Sat 29th Aug  Notts Forest      (A)
Wed  2nd Sep  Crystal Palace    (H)
Sat  5th Sep  Leeds United      (H)
Sat 12th Sep  Everton           (A)
Wed 16th Sep  UEFA Cup 1st Round 1st Leg
Sat 19th Sep  Tottenham         (A)
Wed 23rd Sep  Rumbelows Cup 2nd Round 1st Leg
Sat 26th Sep  Q.P.R.            (H)
Wed 30th Sep  UEFA Cup 1st Round 2nd Leg
Sat  3rd Oct  Middlesboro       (A)
Wed  7th Oct  Rumbelows Cup 2nd Round 2nd Leg
Sat 17th Oct  Liverpool         (H)
Sat 24th Oct  Blackburn Rovers  (A)
Sat 31th Oct  Wimbledon         (H)
Sat  7th Nov  Aston Villa       (A)
Sat 21th Nov  Oldham Athletic   (H)
Sat 28th Nov  Arsenal           (A)
Sat  5th Dec  Man City          (H)
Sat 12th Dec  Norwich City      (H)
Sat 19th Dec  Chelsea           (A)
Sat 26th Dec  Sheffield Wed     (A)
Mon 28th Dec  Coventry City     (H)
Sat  2nd Jan  FA Cup 3rd Round
Sat  9th Jan  Tottenham         (H)
Sat 16th Jan  Q.P.R.            (A)
Sat 23rd Jan  FA Cup 4th Round
Wed 27th Jan  Notts Forest      (H)
Sat 30th Jan  Ipswich Town      (A)
Sat  6th Feb  Sheffield Utd     (H)
Wed  9th Feb  Leeds United      (A)
Sat 13th Feb  Crystal Palace    (A) (FA Cup 5th Round)
Sat 20th Fed  Southampton       (H)
Sat 27th Feb  Middlesboro       (H)
Sat  6th Mar  Liverpool         (A) (FA Cup 6th Round)
Sat 13th Mar  Aston Villa       (H)
Sat 20th Mar  Man City          (A)
Wed 24th Mar  Arsenal           (H)
Sat  3rd Apr  Norwich City      (A) (FA Cup Semi-Final)
Sat 10th Apr  Sheffield Wed     (H)
Mon 12th Apr  Coventry City     (A)
Sat 17th Apr  Chelsea           (H)
Sat  1st May  Blackburn Rovers  (H)
Sat  8th May  Wimbledon         (A)                        

32.1547TRUCKS::SANTlurching from disaster to apocalypse..Fri Jul 03 1992 12:599
    
    	Thanks, Brian.
    
    	That looks like a good run-in at the end of the season. I hope we
    	can be in a similar position to last season with five games to go.
    	We might mmake a better fist of it if we are ('spose we couldn't
    	do much worse....)
    
    	Andy.
32.1548NewsESSB::BLONGRumbleows &amp; Euro Super Cup Winners 92Wed Jul 08 1992 23:0610
It seems that Middlesboro have made an inquiry about Lee Sharpe. They
want him to replace Stuart Ripley who has agreed to join Blackburn for 
1.3 Million. It looks like Southampton are ready to part with Shearer to
the highest bidder. 4 Million will seal it. United are willing to give 
them Danny Wallace + cash. Steve Bruce has signed a new 3 year contract
worth 500,000k and this will keep him at United until the end of his career.


Brian.
 
32.1549TRUCKS::SANTlurching from disaster to apocalypse..Thu Jul 09 1992 12:5912
32.1550stay sharpeDOOZER::OPERATORThu Jul 09 1992 15:219
    
        I agree I can't understand why the rush to get rid of Sharpe
        I know we have Giggs on the left but there must be room for
        Sharpe.We never really saw the best of him last season because
        of his groin injury,and when he did play he found it hard getting
        back into the action after his lengthy lay off.After Mcstays
        performances in the Euro Champ. lets get him to Old Trafford
        along with Shearer.   
    
32.1551McStay stays North of the BorderSIOG::COLMANThu Jul 09 1992 18:1510
    Delighted to be the bearer of bad news but I just heard on the
    lunch-time news bulletin that Paul McStay has re-signed for Celtic for
    another three years. 
    
    Anyway it doesn't matter who you sign because
     
                 "YOU'LL NEVER WIN THE LEAGUE"
    
    Stephen C.
    
32.1552I thank ewe....TRUCKS::SANTlurching from disaster to apocalypse..Fri Jul 10 1992 01:286
                                     
    	Thanks, Stephen C.   8-(
    
    	"May the fleas", etc...;-) 
    
    	Andy "Paul McStay-less but still United".
32.1553Robins for DresdenESSB::BLONGRumbleows &amp; Euro Super Cup Winners 92Mon Jul 13 1992 17:059
32.1554Plus a player...NEWOA::BURTONMon Jul 13 1992 18:269
    
    RE: -1
    
    I think United were offering a player (Neil Webb, Wallace...etc) plus
    2.5 million for Andy Townsend.
    
    Not a bad offer really, it should certainly get bates thinking.
    
    Nige.
32.1555Andy for O.T.ESSB::BLONGRumbleows &amp; Euro Super Cup Winners 92Mon Jul 13 1992 21:185
32.1556TRUCKS::SANTlurching from disaster to apocalypse..Mon Jul 13 1992 21:5715
32.1557Throwing out all the rubbish??AIMTEC::WICKS_ADEC Mail Works for ME sometimesMon Jul 13 1992 23:527
    Brian,
    
    Why don't you throw in Mike Phelan as well?  (:==:)
    
    regards,
    
    Andrew.D.Wicks
32.1558UEFA CupMIACT::MASONWed Jul 15 1992 18:442
    Who are Torpido (sp?) Moscow??
    
32.1559Does this help?ARRODS::OHAGANBlive von der documenta 9Wed Jul 15 1992 18:595
    Dry dock submariners or the latest band from Seattle.
    
    barry.
    
    
32.1560Torpedo MoscowGALVIA::SPAINThere's always the U.S.Wed Jul 15 1992 19:326
    
    I think it's Torpedo Moscow and they're a  Russian side with quite a
    decent football pedigree although overshadowed a little by Dynamo and
    Spartak.
    
    Gary. 
32.1561Moscow BoundESSB::BLONGRumbleows &amp; Euro Super Cup Winners 92Wed Jul 15 1992 22:475
32.1562HomeESSB::BLONGRumbleows &amp; Euro Super Cup Winners 92Thu Jul 16 1992 13:356
32.1563XSTACY::MDUNPHYThe Hit ManThu Jul 16 1992 14:051
excuses,excuses tut tut.
32.1564Wednesday Nights are Free at HighburyESSB::BLONGRumbleows &amp; Euro Super Cup Winners 92Thu Jul 16 1992 15:131
Who are the Gunners playing in Europe this year ?????????
32.15658^)ARRODS::OHAGANBlive von der documenta 9Thu Jul 16 1992 15:435
    re .last
    
    Too busy concentrating on their 3rd champonship in 5 years I daresay.
    
    barry.
32.1566TRUCKS::SANTlurching from disaster to apocalypse..Thu Jul 16 1992 16:5212
    
    	Torpedo Moscow *is* a tough draw for us...after all, we could 
    	have drawn some team from Cyprus or Luxembourg or somesuch ;-)
    
    	That said, I'm sure Alex is relieved to miss the REALLY big boys
    	and to start with a testing examination against a more-than-useful
    	but unlikely-to-win-it side. We ought to be able to put them away
    	over two legs, I would hope..
    
    	No disrespect to anyone intended, as usual...
    
    	Andy.
32.1567No Go RobinsESSB::BLONGRumbleows &amp; Euro Super Cup Winners 92Thu Jul 16 1992 22:429
32.1568Strung up????MACNAS::MJGREANEYBananna RepublicFri Jul 17 1992 15:4114
    re:-1,
    	I also like the Manc Kit,hopefully the squad will use the neck ties
    to perfection after losing another League title next season:-)))
    
    
                
    "UREDS"
    
    M.J.
    
    p.s.
    	on a serious note ,those Man Utd kits are terribly expensive,34
    pounds sterling for the shirt,17 punts for the shorts and 10 for the
    socks.......
32.1569Should be a good'un ! KIRKTN::JJACKSat Jul 18 1992 14:017
    
    Any of you Man U suporters heading for Glasgow next week for the
    friendly with Celtic ?
    
    SQFCSC
    
    
32.1570Lee SharpeMIACT::MASONTue Jul 21 1992 13:496
    I heard on the radio that Lee Sharpe was rushed to hospital this
    morning with severe food poisoning. He is reported to be seriously ill,
    but has not got meningitis as has been alleged by some tabloids.
    
    J
    
32.1571Adoring fansEGAV01::CWALSHTue Jul 21 1992 15:216
    re. price of kit
    
    The away strip is extremely popular, everywhere you go people are
    wearing them. I think some of the new t-shirts out would be a
    better buy, at least they wouldn't go out of date and not half as
    expensive.
32.15723rd fav'sEGAV01::CWALSHTue Jul 21 1992 15:288
    Saw some latest odds recently for coming season.
    
              Arsenal    2-1 Fav
              Liverpool  7-2
              United     4-1
              Leeds      9-2
    
    Worth a tener!!
32.1573Search for a strikerMIACT::MASONWed Jul 22 1992 18:004
    Seems like Alan Shearer will be signing with Blackburn Rovers today.
    Any news on Townsend? Are we REALLY selling Sparky?
    
    J
32.1574There's more than one United !SIOG::COLMANWed Jul 22 1992 18:156
    Re .1572
    
    I assume that's Sheffield United at 4-1 for the title.
    
    Stephen C.
    
32.1575Andy for O.T.ESSB::BLONGRumbleows &amp; Euro Super Cup Winners 92Wed Jul 22 1992 19:338
32.1576??YUPPY::PANESAccidental death of an anti-christWed Jul 22 1992 20:0511
   <<< Note 32.1575 by ESSB::BLONG "Rumbleows & Euro Super Cup Winners 92" >>>
                               -< Andy for O.T. >-

>I don't believe that Sparkey will be sold unless we sign another striker.
                      ^^^^^^^                     ^^

Whom???

Stuart 


32.1577Probably the worst midfield in the country...YUPPY::SEABURYSFA Cup Winners 1992Thu Jul 23 1992 14:087
    
    Is Hughes a Striker then???
    
    I always thought a striker was someone who could score goals.
    
    Stew. 8-)
    
32.1578Argh...yesOPG::TONYThu Jul 23 1992 14:5313
    >Is Hughes a Striker then???
    
    >I always thought a striker was someone who could score goals.
    
    >Stew. 8-)
    
Lets not forget that at this moment in time you have the most expensive striker
in the country....and he hasn't scored that many..has he..??

Sort out your shop before mouthing about others...ay..!!

Tony 8-)
32.1579Probably slightly overpriced...YUPPY::SEABURYSFA Cup Winners 1992Thu Jul 23 1992 15:154
    He scored more than 20 goals last season though...
    
    Stew.
    
32.1580Too much...!!!OPG::TONYThu Jul 23 1992 15:218
Stew,

you've obviously taken the sponsorship to heart..Not so much of the PROBABLY..

Weren't 10 of those scored against 3rd rate amateurs from scandinavia...???


Tony
32.1581Could'nt score in a Brot**eESSB::BLONGRumbleows &amp; Euro Super Cup Winners 92Thu Jul 23 1992 19:271
2.9 Million for 10 league goals says it all.
32.1582Probably...YUPPY::SEABURYSFA Cup Winners 1992Thu Jul 23 1992 20:053
    What's a brot**e????
    
    Stew.
32.1583Fergie Going DutchESSB::BLONGRumbleows &amp; Euro Super Cup Winners 92Fri Jul 24 1992 15:566
32.1584worth itMACNAS::CWALSHFri Jul 24 1992 17:335
    Bergkamp is cheap at only 4 mil, he's only 23 and a class player.
    Look at Platt going for 6.5 million and he's nowhere near Bergkamp.
    Even take Alan Shearer at the same price as Bergkamp and Fergie 
    was after Shearer. I think Bergkamp is exactly what United need
    and Fergie should follow that one up.
32.1585still waiting........TRUCKS::SANTlurching from disaster to apocalypse..Mon Jul 27 1992 17:5518
    
    	Shearer. Steven. McStay.
    
    	We've missed out on them all. Perhaps Fergie feels he already has
    	the squad to win the League. Either that or the coffers are empty.
    	Worse, perhaps Fergie couldn't convince them their future lay at
    	OT...8-(
    
    	The start of the season looms with as yet no major coup or signing
    	to engender any renewed optimism.
    
    	Who's left? I feel we've missed a trick by not tempted any of those
    	three to OT this season. We have a good squad, but lack a Lineker
    	up front or a Gascoigne in midfield. 
    
    	Hope Fergie has a surprise for us soon...
    
    	Andy.
32.1586Interesting developments...YUPPY::SEABURYSFA Cup Winners 1992Mon Jul 27 1992 19:135
    I've just heard on the news that Mark Hughes has been cleared to play
    tonight, after his transfer to Strasbourg...
    
    Stew.
    
32.1587Say wot?ULYSSE::CHAMPOLLIONCantona 1992 English League ChampionMon Jul 27 1992 20:365
32.1588yeah....TRUCKS::SANTlurching from disaster to apocalypse..Mon Jul 27 1992 21:084
    
    	No, JF.....Scouse humour...
    
    	Nice try, Stew..8-)
32.1589isn't he staying in acting?AIMTEC::WICKS_ADEC Mail Works for ME sometimesMon Jul 27 1992 21:197
    Re . 1586,
    
    Stew - don't you mean Stratford? (as in upon-Avon)
    
    Regards,
    
    Andrew.D.Wicks
32.1590His first name is Mark, isn't it??YUPPY::SEABURYSFA Cup Winners 1992Mon Jul 27 1992 21:277
    No, definately Strasbourg, and definately Mark Hughes...
    
    Used to play for Man City, didn't he??
    
    Stew. 8-)
    
    
32.1591BLKPUD::WATTY::WATTERSONPPaul Watterson - VMS smokersMon Jul 27 1992 21:315
    
    MICHAEL - typical Liverpool supporter, knows s*d all about football.
    :-)
    
    Paul
32.1592Probably the easiest mistake in the world...YUPPY::SEABURYSFA Cup Winners 1992Tue Jul 28 1992 13:406
    Did I say Mark??!!??
    
    Silly me... 8-)
    
    Stew.
    
32.1593GALVIA::SPAINThere's always the U.S.Tue Jul 28 1992 17:358
    
    Re .1586,
    
    This conference is often the only source people have for transfer
    information.  Please don't mislead people by giving the wrong
    information even if you do think it's funny.
    
    Gary. 
32.1594ESSB::BREETue Jul 28 1992 19:045
    Gary,
    
    Lighten up.
    
    Paul
32.1595Probably an easy mistake to make...YUPPY::SEABURYSFA Cup Winners 1992Tue Jul 28 1992 19:2317
    re .1593 
    
    Mr Moderator,
    
    Does this mean there is not allowed to be any lighthearted banter
    between rival conferences????
    After all, this was an honest mistake, which anyone could've made,
    cross me 'eart, never done a bad thing in me ol' life, guv.
    
    Stew. (Thinking that maybe, just maybe, there's not enough fun in the
    world anymore, and that maybe we should all try to lighten up a bit,
    because, after all, there's all those starving people in poorer
    countries who don't even get the chance to write in football notes 
    conferences, and enjoy the odd bit of lighthearted banter which makes
    your day so much more worthwhile, and some people even have to go and
    see Kylie Minogue in concert, or even New Kids on the Block...)
    
32.1596Probably..off side..OPG::TONYTue Jul 28 1992 19:4112
>    Stew. (Thinking that maybe, just maybe, there's not enough fun in the
>    world anymore, and that maybe we should all try to lighten up a bit,
>    because, after all, there's all those starving people in poorer
>    countries who don't even get the chance to write in football notes 
>    conferences, and enjoy the odd bit of lighthearted banter which makes
>    your day so much more worthwhile, and some people even have to go and
>    see Kylie Minogue in concert, or even New Kids on the Block...)
    
	And some people support Looneypool for a laugh...!!!

Tony
32.1597i think we should be toldKERNEL::HAWLEYIWe fear changeTue Jul 28 1992 20:009
    
    > and some people even have to go and see Kylie Minogue in concert
    
    are these the same people who go and watch Coventry City?
    
    ;-)
    
    Ian.
    
32.1598No false reportsGALVIA::SPAINThere's always the U.S.Tue Jul 28 1992 20:0110
    
    If it was an honest mistake then apologies.  Anyone can mistakenly hear
    a broadcast or misread a newspaper report.  I thought you knew the
    truth but entered the note to "get at" Man United fans.
    
    Lighthearted banter etc is fine but wrong information is not.  The
    conference will become a farce if everyone enters comments like 
    "Just heard on the radio Ferguson has been sacked".
    
    Gary.
32.1599BLKPUD::WATTY::WATTERSONPPaul Watterson - VMS smokersTue Jul 28 1992 20:0313
    
    
>>>    "Just heard on the radio Ferguson has been sacked".
    
    Oh no, that's terrible news - any more details ?
    
    :-)
    
    Paul
    
    
    (Gary feel free to delete this if it offends)
     
32.1600Probably the note of the year...YUPPY::SEABURYSFA Cup Winners 1992Tue Jul 28 1992 21:1336
    Has Alex Ferguson been sacked then??
    
    When did this happen??
    
    Personally I thought he did quite a reasonable job last season,
    finishing second in the league, and winning the Rumbelows Cup.
    I mean, if that's not good enough, then what is??
    
    Have they decided on a replacement yet?? 
    What about Kenny Dalglish?? I mean, he likes spending money... good
    credentials for the OT job i'd say... 
    Or Kylie Minogue??? I'm sure the fans would come flocking back if she
    were made Manageress... maybe even a few Coventry fans, eh Ian??!!??
    8-)
    
    Stew.
    
    
    p.s. This is meant to be light-hearted banter, and is not meant to
    offend anyone. If anyone is offended by the remarks made above, then I
    am truly sorry, and I apologise for causing any confusion. I was
    obviously mislead by remarks made earlier in the notes file.
    8-)
    
    
    p.p.s. Apologies to Kylie Minogue, and Coventry fans, linking them with
    the OT club... these remarks were unjustified, and uncalled for, and I
    hope they didn't discredit you too much
    8-)
    
    
    p.p.p.s. Apologies to Kenny Dalglish for not mentioning that his side
    were thrashed 3:0 by Hibernian last night. Obviously Alan Shearer was
    suffering from jetlag...
    8-)
    
32.1601Ciao Fergie!!! Hello! Maradona?ESOA11::PILATONTue Jul 28 1992 23:086
    So Fergie bit the dust hey! 
    
    I believe he donnit on purpose so that they can hire Maradona. I hear
    he's back on the scene. 
    
    NP
32.1602update on FergusonESSB::BREEWed Jul 29 1992 17:5117
    Ferguson was United's most successful manager since Matt
    Busby.
    
    Last season his decision not to purchase a striker for the last 3
    months of the league campaign will, in hindsight, be seen as his
    biggest error.
    
    At that stage it is believed he could have acquired TGA, Colin Stein,
    Harry Hood or the great Tony Hateley for relatively modest amounts.
    
    We can only wish him well in his new career in the night club business
    and hope that his replacement, Uwe Seeler, all the best in the search
    for the league title.
    
    cheers,
    
    Paul
32.1603SHAWB1::STOCKMANSWed Jul 29 1992 20:267
RE: .1602

I thought TGA was now TGD (See tranny note).

I believe we're playing Celtic tonight. Anybody going?

Si.
32.1604Can this be true??YUPPY::SEABURYSFA Cup Winners 1992Wed Jul 29 1992 21:0517
    I have just discovered that note .1602 is NOT true!!!
    
    I feel distressed that I have been mislead by information printed in
    this notes conference, and I think that something should be done to
    stop these outrageous accusations from being bandied about, and
    confusing notes readers.
    
    I have discovered that Alex Ferguson is NOT in fact going into the
    nightclub business, as described in the afore mentioned note, but is,
    in actual fact hoping to take up a new career as manager of a football
    team.
    
    Yours, 
    Distressed.
    
    8-)
    
32.1605Robbo is Struck Again.ESSB::BLONGRumbleows &amp; Euro Super Cup Winners 92Thu Jul 30 1992 15:447
32.1606His second for United??YUPPY::SEABURYSFA Cup Winners 1992Thu Jul 30 1992 16:306
    Ince scored the goal???
    
    Surely you jest Brian??
    
    Stew.
    
32.1607what do the man utd fans think?KERNEL::HAWLEYIWe fear changeThu Jul 30 1992 16:409
    
    re: robson
    
    yet another set back for Robson.
    I dont mean this in the way it probably sounds, but, dont you think its
    time that he called time on what has been an illustrious career?
    
    Ian.
    
32.1608Buy, BuyESSB::BLONGRumbleows &amp; Euro Super Cup Winners 92Fri Jul 31 1992 14:0710
32.1609Not already...!!!OPG::TONYFri Jul 31 1992 15:0010
RE. 1608

>Reports say that Parker will also miss the start of the season (Hamstring).

Brian are you sure..??   NO not already surely...!! I havent heard anything..
But if he is then we definately been totally screwed by QPR ..! The guy might
as well retire from football...You cant have a player playing one game in every
six...

Peed of Tone
32.1610Yes... its me againYUPPY::PANESNice tie Al, hand it overFri Jul 31 1992 15:0613
                        <<< Note 32.1609 by OPG::TONY >>>
                             -< Not already...!!! >-


>as well retire from football...You cant have a player playing one game in every
>six...

Tony,

I thought you rated "Robbo"??

Stuart

32.1611Is Townsend going to OT.ESSB::ELIBRARYFri Jul 31 1992 15:573
    
    Are Utd. still after Townsend. I suppose he will cost about 2.5
    million. Even with Townsend I think they will struggle in the league.
32.1612Probably a serious note for a change...YUPPY::SEABURYSFA Cup Winners 1992Fri Jul 31 1992 17:0419
    I've always said, and I still reckon that United should be in the
    market for a creative midfield player. 
    It doesn't matter if he's "foreign", or how expensive he is, or
    anything else, but it occured to me at the end oflast season, that they
    would've won the league if they'd had a Hoddle/Gascoigne type player in
    the team who could turn the game with one long pass, or a long range
    goal, etc.
    
    It's all very well buying players who are 100% commited to the club,
    and who'll run up and down all day, and who'll risk career threatening
    injuries for the sake of 3 points, but at the end of the day if you
    don't create the scoring chances from midfield, then you don't win the
    game. 
    
    Just my opinion, but I think Fergie might be better off looking
    elsewhere than Townsend for a midfield inspiration...
    
    Stew.
    
32.1613He's still GOD...!!OPG::TONYFri Jul 31 1992 21:1521
RE. 1610

>Tony,

>I thought you rated "Robbo"??


Stu,

You're right I still rate Robbo..cos for that one game in six he is still
the best...On the other hand we don't really expect to see him more that that
especially at his age...For me the guy has paid back his fee about 20 times over.
Everybody seems to want him to retire, No doubt I think this will be his last
season as a player...

Anyway, Robbo is not the issue but Parker is the issue. A friend (QPR supporter)
said to me when we signed Parker that if he plays a full season it'll be a 
miracle....I think I agree with him...!!
Thats not to doubt that he is a very good defender..(Safe as 'ouses Parker)

Tony
32.1614Paul InceMIACT::MASONTue Aug 04 1992 18:078
    Both Arsenal and Liverpool have approached Fergie about Paul Ince. A
    fee of 3 million has been bandied about. However, Fergie has refused
    both offers and Paul Ince has declared that he wants to stay at United.
    
      "I certainly couldn't see myself leaving here. This is one of the
    biggest and greatest clubs in the world and we are obviously going
    places.."
    
32.1615ESSB::MCUNNIFFEI'M THE BEST FOOTBALLER IN DECTue Aug 04 1992 18:538
    Yes but did you ever stop to think that Ince might someday want to win
a league medal. If he goes to another club, whoever it may be, then he has some
chance but by staying at OT, he has more of a chance of being struck by
lightening. In fact I have a better chance of winning a gold medal in the next
Olympics than Ince has of winning a league medal while at OT.

     Martin
32.1616Will I see Dublin in Dublin????ESSB::BLONGRumbleows &amp; Euro Super Cup Winners 92Wed Aug 05 1992 12:156
32.1617TRUCKS::SANTlurching from disaster to apocalypse..Wed Aug 05 1992 12:299
32.1618Don't do it FergieESSB::BLONGRumbleows &amp; Euro Super Cup Winners 92Wed Aug 05 1992 15:536
32.1619Why not..!!OPG::TONYWed Aug 05 1992 21:3512
>I agree, he is not the man to get us 20 league goals. If were looking for 
>a big man upfront, surely there's better then him around.

There are better around but the only problem is that most command a fee of over
2 million pounds.

If this guy is really going for 900k to 1000k then I dont hink thats too bad..
He's young and most definetaly have the potential to be really good..
Why do we have to go for an established player who may or may not do the business
I'de rather gamble 1 million than 3 million on a player..!!!

Tony
32.1620TRUCKS::SANTlurching from disaster to apocalypse..Thu Aug 06 1992 13:198
32.1621Dublin Signs for MAN UTD!!!WELCLU::CADDL.U.F.C. League Champions 1991/92Thu Aug 06 1992 19:2610
    
    
      Just heard on radio 5 that Man U have bought Dublin for 1 mil,
    personal terms to be sorted. (so fergie does know where his pocket is).
      Does this mean that that the mancs will be resorting to a long ball
    game `ala Cambridge next season ???
    
    
    Paul....
    
32.1622DionESSB::BLONGRumbleows &amp; Euro Super Cup Winners 92Fri Aug 07 1992 17:178
32.1623MUFC v Reading45406::TONYFri Aug 07 1992 21:0910
For the curious....Last nights game ended 1-1..United sccorer was Beardsmore (I
think)..Reading played out of their skins and on reflection deserved to win..
United with Walsh, Donaghy, Webb, Phelan, Beardsmore, Wallace, Robins. and
the rest reserve and youth team players looked poor and lacked any ideas..
Cracking goal from Reading  a bending direct free-kick...

Overall boring and a complete waste of money (although Reading no doubt would
be pleased with the large crowd.)

Tony
32.1624At EaseESSB::BLONGRumbleows &amp; Euro Super Cup Winners 92Mon Aug 10 1992 15:394
32.1625TriviaESSB::SONEILLMon Aug 10 1992 18:178
    At the time of writing topic #32 on the team who came second last year
    has exactly twice the number of notes (1624 Vs 811) than the topic on 
    the team who came first #33.  What is it someone once said about Empty
    Vessels -:)
    
    Leeds for the championship.
    
    Shane
32.1626Dubli in DublinESSB::SONEILLMon Aug 10 1992 18:194
    re; _1 read 812 for 811.  By the way did anyone ever make their deubt
    in the city of their surname before?
    
    Shane
32.1627Short ReportESSB::BLONGRumbleows &amp; Euro Super Cup Winners 92Mon Aug 10 1992 21:4729
32.1628Must be Quinn and Aldo v LatviaGALVIA::SPAINThere's always the U.S.Mon Aug 10 1992 22:367
    
    >a makeshift Irish team of whom Bonner and Coyne were the only
    >regulars.
    
    Coyne a regular....spare us Brian.  Come back Aldo all is forgiven.
    
    Gary.
32.1629newsMACNAS::WALSHWed Aug 12 1992 21:471
    anyone at the Wrexham game, I didn't hear any result
32.1630Blue DonaghyDOOZER::OPERATORThu Aug 13 1992 12:166
    
        United have sold MAl DONAGHY to Chelsea for 100,000
    
        Good luck to him,he never let us down and was a good servent
        to the club,looks as though Townsends staying at the Bridge
        to.
32.16313 Million and Andy's OursESSB::BLONGRumbleows &amp; Euro Super Cup Winners 92Thu Aug 13 1992 12:278
32.1632Sparky in Claret and Blue..?MIACT::MASONThu Aug 13 1992 15:416
    Ron Atkinson, yesterday in our local press, re-affirmed his interest in
    Mark Hughes. No fee has been mentioned, neither has there been an
    official response from Old Trafford. However, Ron is also looking at
    TGA and Alan Smith.
    
    Julie
32.1633PEKING::WILSOND1T.H.F.CThu Aug 13 1992 15:5510
32.1634YUPPY::MCCABEMikeThu Aug 13 1992 17:527
    I heard Ian Porterfield on the radio this morning saying that Andy
    Townsend will definitely be staying at Chelsea.  A quick translation 
    of the "footballese" would suggest:
            
                          Andy Townsend = 4.5 million
    
    Mike M
32.1635A sad day when Mal leavesTROOA::PBLANEYVMS, Open for businessThu Aug 13 1992 22:0010
    A sad day - former schoolmate, neighbour and opponent in soccer, Mal
    Donaghy, gone from United. I hope all works out for him, a great club
    man. 
    
    My thinking is the price of $100,000 (an insult to Mal) is part of a
    deal that will bring Townsend the other way...
    
    First game this weekend ?
    
    Paul
32.1636United fan North of the border....PAKORA::DMCCALLOBSERVING THE HYPOCRITESFri Aug 14 1992 08:498
    Good luck Utd on this years challenge....
    
    
    Lets go one better than last year....
    
    
    
    SQF Killie
32.1637A parting shot...YUPPY::SEABURYSFA Cup Winners 1992Fri Aug 14 1992 14:047
    What, and break the habit of a lifetime???
    
    
    Pool for a clean sweep...
    
    Stew.
    
32.1638We don't want Townsend at silly money prices...TRUCKS::SANTlurching from disaster to apocalypse..Fri Aug 14 1992 14:5211
    
    	Wasn't there are spelling mistake in the title of your last note,
    	Stew? 8-)
    
    	United to go one better this season and *finally* lay those 26
    	years to rest.
    
    	A tough start at Sheff Utd tomorrow. Let's hope we set the early
    	pace again and this time follow through with the title.
    
    	Andy.
32.1639I've checked in the dictionary, and...YUPPY::SEABURYSFA Cup Winners 1992Fri Aug 14 1992 19:175
    Errmmm...
    
    Nope, I don't think so.
    
    Stew.
32.1640See you tomorrow, anyone who's going.........PEKING::DAVIESGNEW ALL-IN-ONE MAIL FROM OLSEN.KFri Aug 14 1992 21:0111
    
    Re.1637.....
    
    Pool to do so bad this season that all the players get sacked and have
    to take up jobs as road sweepers......
    
    hohohohohohoho
    
    Greg...
    
    
32.1641Robin is Really a CanaryESSB::BLONGRumbleows &amp; Euro Super Cup Winners 92Sat Aug 15 1992 14:478
32.1642One Down at the BreakESSB::BLONGRumbleows &amp; Euro Super Cup Winners 92Sat Aug 15 1992 20:0913
32.1643What's another year?GALVIA::SPAINThere's always the U.S.Sun Aug 16 1992 00:336
    
    It ended 2-1 to Sheff United.
    
    Deane scored 2 with Hughes getting the consolation goal.
    
    Gary.
32.1644When the red, red, robin goes bob, bob...ARRODS::OHAGANBAmos Moses was a CajunMon Aug 17 1992 13:033
    Did someone mention Mark Robins a few back? #!@%^&!!!! $#*@$!!!!
    
    barry.
32.1645Oh dear what can the matter be..MIACT::MASONMon Aug 17 1992 15:4537
    What a *wonderful* start to the new season..
    
    Watched the highlights on Match of the Day and we looked very
    un-together and nervous. What WAS Pally doing with his "backpass"???
    Deane's opener was due to appalling marking on our part - someone of
    his reputation should have been picked up but he was given a ticket to
    ride. 1-0, thanks very much. On the evidence of last season we are very
    poor match starters, this MUST stop if we have any chance at all of
    going all the way.
    
    Should have been 1-1 due to an incident in the penalty area involving
    Giggs and the S.U. goalkeeper. Giggs was on his bike and the 'keeper
    slid in, studs first taking the back of Giggs' legs without even
    skimming the ball. Fergie was rightly outraged and is quoted in the papers
    as saying he would complain strongly to the FA and would never have that 
    ref officiating at a United game again. Strong words methinks. Even Alan 
    "Me, biased... never.." Hansen agreed that a more blatant penalty case 
    would be hard to find and that the 'keeper should have been off for the 
    proverbial professional foul.
    
    Second half and Pally gives away a penalty with an uncalled for tackle
    when the guy was off and running. Schmeical looked as though he had it
    covered when Bruce let the guy glide past him. 2-0. We made the score
    look slightly more respectable when Sparky scored after some nice
    ball-play. Looks as though our summer acquisition may have put a bomb
    up him.
    
    All in all not the sunniest start to the new Premier league especially
    with Leeds winning. Their first half performance was very impressive.
    It seems to me that they are definately the team to beat.
    
    Saw Robins in action at Norwich against Arsenal...this one will come
    back and bite us in the bum for sure.
    
    Ever onwards and up to OT on Wednesday night....good-o
    
    J          
32.1646Is Fergerson Right????PEKING::SHALLOMAMon Aug 17 1992 20:5217
    
    After the results at the weekend it really baffles me what Fergerson
    has in mind! He sells Mark Robins,pulls out of the Alan Shearer deal
    and signs this guy Dublin.
    I can't understand why he didn't play Robins more often,IMO he is a
    far better player than Dublin(I hope Dublin proves me wrong?).
    The Alan Shearer deal rubs it in further the man is a class player and
    was definatley worth the 3 Million asking fee that Southampton wanted at
    the time.(Comparing to other deals going around at the moment)
    
    I hope United win the Championship this year but if they dont I know
    who to blame!!!
    
    
    Regards,
                           Aron...
    
32.16473 million madnessMIACT::MASONMon Aug 17 1992 21:0429
    3 million pounds is a ludicrous amount of money to pay for a 21 year
    old. Ok, he's had a great season and looks to be full of promise - his
    goals on Saturday were class. However, it seems to me that he has a lot
    to learn before he can truly become worthy of a tag of 3 mill.
    
    If I remember rightly, people were raving about Lee Sharpe a couple of
    seasons ago and rightly so as he had an excellent season. But, he was
    only 19 and now look at him, there is still a lot of promise there, but
    he has been sidelined for most of last season through injury. It could
    happen to Shearer at any time, what price 3 mill then?
    
    Ryan Giggs, "wonderboy" though he may have been last season still has 
    a long way to go before he could even think of commanding such a tag
    and imo he is as much of a talent as Shearer.
    
    It seems to me that football has gone crazy, Kenny Dalgleish in
    particular. The point of this rather long winded piece is that Ferguson
    was, in my humble opinion, right not to be held to ransom like that. If
    he had paid the dosh, the whole pay system at OT would have had to be
    changed too, and I don't think he had that much money to play with.
    
    Getting rid of a home-grown talent such as Robins may prove costly, but
    a 3 million spend is much more of a risk. Give Dublin time, he may yet
    surprise us.
    
    Here's hoping
    
    J
                                                 
32.1648not the end of the worldTROOA::PBLANEYVMS, Open for businessMon Aug 17 1992 21:273
    A slow start to the season would be welcomed, as long as we don't end
    up 15 points behind the leaders in a couple of weeks. 
    -pb
32.1649Sharpe is OutESSB::BLONGRumbleows &amp; Euro Super Cup Winners 92Tue Aug 18 1992 12:255
32.1650I thought we'd bought the City of Dublin!JOCKEY::GOLDSACKMTue Aug 18 1992 14:5429
    Sorry to but in on this note but I have only just discovered its
    existance again after an 18month absence. I live near Cambridge and
    have seen Dion Dublin many times in the last three seasons. I was
    surprised when UTD paid #1million for him. He Does score goals,
    spectacular more than tap ins. He does lead the line well, getting on
    the end of long punts, and he does work hard.
    
    However, in my opinion, he doesnot have the class to make the grade at
    UTD, and he does not have the ball skills to compliment a flowing
    sparky.
    
    I saw the highlights of Saturdays defeat and thought back to last years
    QPR disaster. We really looked clumsy in defence. However, one swallow
    does not make a summer and we will be major contendors. 
    
    I think the role Dublin will play, more than any other, is to keep Mark
    Hughes on his toes throughout the season.
    
    I have bet my annual fiver again this year, and hopefully I might see
    some return. It's been a long wait.
    
    CAn anyone tell me anything about the "ice Cream Man" Maoriano, signed
    from non-league Histon? I heard that Shef Wed were interested in him,
    but he was injured most of last season. Is he still with UTD and on
    contract?
    
    Regs
    
    Mark G.
32.1651YUPPY::PANESYou're never alone with a Helikon 2000Tue Aug 18 1992 16:4611
                    <<< Note 32.1650 by JOCKEY::GOLDSACKM >>>
                 -< I thought we'd bought the City of Dublin! >-

  >                                                          a flowing
  >  sparky.
    
   

   Is this Suffolk rhyming slang?

   Stuart
32.1652DISSAPOINTMENT GALORE FOLKS.........................PEKING::DAVIESGBelieving is being gullibleThu Aug 20 1992 11:3814
    
    	Manchester United 0 - 3 Everton
    
    				Beardsley,Johnstone,warchyza
    
    
    	2 losses to start a campaign...... Not much cop, is it??
    	All in all a pretty comprehensive defeat at the hands of Everton
    	who showed United's slow and unresponsive defense what happens if
    	complacency sets in and you don't go for the ball in a tight spot.
    	Beardsley played well, United didn't. Pretty much sums it up,
    	really, doesn't it?
    
    	Greg....
32.1653It Could be a Long SeasonESSB::BLONGRumbleows &amp; Euro Super Cup Winners 92Thu Aug 20 1992 11:5711
32.1654The strongest team in the league.JOCKEY::GOLDSACKMThu Aug 20 1992 12:5411
    I heard the radio commentary for the last ten minutes. Was it as bad as
    it sounded? What position did Phelan play, and where ever it was how
    come he played?
    
    I see Robbins scored again! Whoops! 
    
    Still, a whole season ahead of us. At least we are in supposedly good
    company at the bottom. Beware Ipswich. With pace up front they will
    cause problems.
    
    Mark 
32.1655To coin a phrase,from disaster to apocalypseMIACT::MASONThu Aug 20 1992 13:2961
    Manchester United 0 Everton 3
    
    Last night was dismal. We missed the Stretford End badly, and so,
    evidently did United. Perhaps we should've borrowed Arsenal's North
    Bank mural. There was next to no atmosphere at all in a stadium that is
    usually a cauldron.
    
    I don't know where to start really. We started off well enough with
    some nice passing movements, but again, we lost Ince (surprisingly
    enough he was named in the starting line-up) to be replaced in the 2nd
    half by Phelan.
    
    We went behind to a goal on the break. Our last real piece of forward
    play for the rest of the game, everyone was in or around the goalmouth
    and Beardsley picked up the ball on the halfway line. He scored a nice
    goal with just Schmeical to beat just on the stroke of half time.
    
    The rest of the game is very painful to recall. For those of you who
    were at the QPR game on New Year's Day, it was worse. Their performance
    was terrible. They kept possession but didn't know what to do with it.
    They seemed frightened to just have a pop at goal and wanted to walk it
    in. The only player on the park who showed any impatience with this was
    Giggs who, whenever he got the ball was the only one with any flair or
    direction.
    
    We have no Midfield whatsoever and no leadership. Bruce was c**p and we
    suffered from having no Paul Parker. God alone only knows what
    Sunbed was doing - bloody useless. Our defensive line is weak,
    especially with Brucey who looks heavy and stupid - he really didn't
    look as though he had a clue last night. We need a goalscorer - Sparky
    was one of the better players last night and had a couple of good shots
    saved but that was it, a *couple* of shots. McClair was sleepwalking.
    
    The second goal was an exact copy of the first, but the last one, Lord
    love us was farcical. Schmeical took a throw in (yes, believe it..) and
    suddenly turned into an outfield player. Then he decided to play a bit
    of russian roulette and do a Brucie (Grobb that is). He was well out of
    his area doing a bit of "on the chest son, on the knee..." and Mo
    Johnson picked him up, took the ball off him with ease and scored with
    almost the last kick of the game.
    
    We were so bad, Everton were taking the p**s in the last 10 minutes,
    just lobbing the ball all over the place with our lot running
    desperately after them. To everyone's disgust, Fergie took Giggs off
    (unbelievable) and put Dublin on with under 15 minutes to play. Crazy
    decision. We needed a change long before that.
    
    I hope that this performance was a one-off and no doubt Fergie will say
    that all the guys were having an off-day all at the same time again.
    But its worrying. We looked tired, jaded, unimaginative, uncommitted,
    basically they didn't have a clue.
    
    I left the ground one very unhappy woman along with around 30,000
    others. The silence was deafening.
    
    On to OT and Ipswich on Saturday. I hope I have better things to report
    on then.
    
    J
    
    
32.1656love is in the airKERNEL::HAWLEYIWe fear changeThu Aug 20 1992 14:3210
    
    re. 168.299
    
    > Bottom of the table Manchester United
    
    why does that sound SO sweet?
    
    ;-)
    
    Ian.
32.16571st division champions 93/94SIOG::APPS_PBLeague Champions 1967Thu Aug 20 1992 18:223
    
    Its all part of Alex Fergusons cunning plan to bring the first division
    title back to OT next season . . . 8-)
32.1658last season hangoverTROOA::PBLANEYVMS, Open for businessThu Aug 20 1992 18:491
    I'm afraid this is just last season hanging on. 
32.1659and 11 women on the field of courseAIMTEC::WICKS_AIt wasn't supposed to end this wayThu Aug 20 1992 21:3714
    Julie,
    
    >   I left the ground one very unhappy woman along with around 30,000
    >   others. The silence was deafening.
     
    So the Arse only allow White people on the North Bank and now the Mancs
    only allow Women to attend their games? (:==:)
    
    Interesting ... must be a long queue for the 2 female bathrooms at
    half-time.
    
    Regards,
    
    Andrew.D.Wicks
32.1660One for the weekend Julie!!!!KBOMFG::TANNERWe're one, but we're not the sameThu Aug 20 1992 22:0413
   Julie, that's five consecutive league games without a win!!!! This must be
some kind of record.... I hope your boys pick up point against Ipswich on
saturday... But just a point, if they pick up three, they'll get there old name
back again!!!! The gunners of the north... "Were Gunner win the league"!!!!

  have a nice weekend, and enjoy the match....

                                                       regards....

                                                           -dave-

p.s It was nice talking to a fellow footie noter.
32.1661Mancs showing their true ability.ESSB::MCUNNIFFEI'M THE BEST FOOTBALLER IN DECThu Aug 20 1992 23:5417
32.1662yawn,yawn.....XSTACY::MDUNPHYThe Hit ManFri Aug 21 1992 13:230
32.1663simmer down! simmer down!KERNEL::HAWLEYIWe fear changeFri Aug 21 1992 13:245
    Martin,
    
    read 2.43...
    
    Ian.
32.1664OpinionESSB::BLONGRumbleows &amp; Euro Super Cup Winners 92Fri Aug 21 1992 13:3015
32.1665Young Fergie.MIACT::MASONFri Aug 21 1992 17:2522
    Brian
    
    I tend to agree with you. Saw Ferguson on Wednesday and he tried really
    hard. But he lacks physical presence - Beardsley waltzed past him to
    score Everton's opener. There is no-one in Midfield with any
    leadership. Ince tried, and was doing a good job towards the end of
    last season before he was injured, and now he's injured again. Putting
    Phelan into midfield is a joke. We need strength, experience and flair
    and we don't have any of that at the moment. Young Ferguson is not the
    answer, it seems like he's making up the numbers due to lack of
    alternatives.  He has the physique and style of a winger rather than a
    midfielder, but we have enough wingers... Maybe once Sharpe is fit he
    could slot into midfield as I think he's replaced Robbo before now and
    done quite well.
    
    However, I think we're going to have to suffer him as Big Fergie has
    insisted that he will not be scrabbling around in the transfer market
    again this season.
    
    I guess we'll just have to suffer and see.
    
    J
32.16661 PointESSB::BLONGRumbleows &amp; Euro Super Cup Winners 92Mon Aug 24 1992 21:5310
32.1667A win at last for United.....PEKING::DAVIESGBelieving is being gullibleTue Aug 25 1992 12:1317
    
    UNITED 1 S'hampton 0
    
    Dublin (89)                    -15,623
    
    
    A dour battle at a rain soaked Dell was saved by a late winner from
    Dion Dublin with one of the last kicks of the ball. Manchester had most
    of the (scrappy) game but failed to capatilise on their forward runs.
    Hughes was unlucky to score off of a move by Dion and Giggs, but he
    just inched it over the bar. Ince played reasonably well in midfield
    and for once, IMO, Phelan didn't look like a donkey for all of the game
    and actually made some contribution to United's game.
    	A win is what we needed and a win is what we got, so i'm happy. But
    it wasn't pretty.
    
    Greg...
32.1668TRUCKS::SANTlurching from disaster to apocalypse..Tue Aug 25 1992 13:1724
    
    	I went along at the last minute to the Dell last night and ended
    	up sitting in with the Southampton supporters and keeping quiet!
    
    	A dour struggle in terrible condition, with most of the
    	half-chances falling to United, and Dion in particular...
    
    	Saints are still a rough tough outfit and will struggle to survive
    	this season in the Premier League. United looked edgy and never
    	really found any fluency or rythym.
    
    	My closest moment came with under a minute to go, waiting for the
    	final whistle. Suddenly Dion got fouled, the free-kick came over,
    	and after some ping-pong the ball fell to an unmarked Dublin who
    	finished cooly from about 8 yards. I was the only one standing up
    	in my section of the crowd, and got some very unpleasant looks
    	and comments. At the final whistle, about 10 seconds later, I beat
    	a VERY hasty retreat!!
    
    	A win at last. I'm glad I've been in Greece for the first two weeks
    	of this so-far uninspiring start to the season, since we've been
    	getting such awful results.
    
    	Andy.
32.1669Dino Dino....MACNAS::CWALSHTue Aug 25 1992 15:4016
    Is Dion worth a million ???
    I thought lastnight that he showed some very good touches but then at 
    times looked very clumsy. He fluffed one chance completely and then
    stuck his goal. It's hard to form an opinion about him after only a few
    games but i think that goal will have done him a power of good.
    
    We definitely need Kanchelksis in the side to get crosses in from both
    sides, without Giggs lastnight Utd. wouldn't have got a chance at all.
    One of the front 3 will have to be on the bench, which one is debatable
    McClair looked poor lastnight.
    
    Irwin was the best player on the park and young Fergie looks out of his
    depth.
    
    c
    
32.1670Denis Irwin - Man of the MatchESSB::BLONGRumbleows &amp; Euro Super Cup Winners 92Tue Aug 25 1992 15:5314
32.1671Getting there slowly but surely.ESSB::DCROWEThe world is in a state'o'chassisTue Aug 25 1992 19:3410
    Utd looked very scrappy and were never in total control of the game at 
    any stage.Giggs and Irwin are starting to build a good combination
    along the left wing.I agree that Darren Ferguson is looking totally out
    of his depth in the middle.The team badly needs a good midfielder who
    can control the game for united,and thankfully Steve Bruce is starting 
    to find his feet again.
                   Things can only get better"hopefully"
                 
    
                                Derek
32.1672Injury NewsESSB::BLONGRumbleows &amp; Euro Super Cup Winners 92Tue Aug 25 1992 21:2425
Parker is expected back training next week. Robbo will not be back for at 
least another 2 weeks, and it will be early November before Sharpe is back.

The team last night was
Schmeichel
Phelan, Bruce, Pallister, Irwin
McClair, Ince, Ferguson, Giggs
Hughes, Dublin

Subs, Kanchelskis, Wallace, Walsh 

Webb and Blackmore were not considered due to a virus they picked up.

Overall the performance would rate a 7 out of 10, Peter was solid in goal and
its his first clean sheet of the season. The defence were also solid and only
gave Southampton a couple of half chances. Pally is still looking a bit out of
sorts, but he will get it right. Ince was again excellent and is now the player
that makes the team tick. Ferguson was an improvment on what i saw in Dublin
but i still believe we need another class midfielder as Robbo probably won't
last the season. Hughes and Dublin worked hard as did McClair. Giggs had a 
super game but as i said before his final ball is dissapointing.


Brian.

32.1673query on a mancKERNEL::HAWLEYIWe fear changeWed Aug 26 1992 13:457
    
    Ive just had a look at a series of cards which come under the
    title of "super stars of '72", and saw someone called David Sadler who
    played for Man United at the time.
    It says he played for England too, can anyone tell me how many times?
    
    Ian.
32.1674TRUCKS::SANTlurching from disaster to apocalypse..Wed Aug 26 1992 14:184
    
    	At a guess, I would say not very many. Less than 10....
    
    	Andy.
32.1675answer!XSTACY::JLUNDON@ILO 890-4715 Leeds ChampionsWed Aug 26 1992 14:426
Re -2

According to my News of the Screws soccer annual Sadler played 4 times for
England in the period of 68-71.

                           James
32.1676Not arf!!!SHAWB1::STOCKMANSThu Aug 27 1992 18:178
Looks like we've drawn Brighton in the..... um......


can't get the taste for it cup!

Should make for an interesting game!!!

Si...
32.1677Forest Vs UnitedUPROAR::SHORESDAnd now the end is near....Fri Aug 28 1992 16:568
    
    Are any of you United fans going to the Forest game on Saturday. If so
    could you post a match rpt as i couldn't get a ticket.
    
    Ta                                                    
    
    DavidS.
    
32.1678Hero ? .... or heroin ?PANIC::ANDERSONBye Bye 'PiesTue Sep 01 1992 16:1221
32.1679Last gasp finish from SparkyMIACT::MASONThu Sep 03 1992 13:0947
    UNITED 1  Crystal Palace 0
    Hughes 91
    
    We were lucky. We came out and for the first 20 minutes played some
    stunning football mostly involving Ince and Hughes, but again we lacked
    penetration where it matters. Martin was not seriously troubled for the
    whole of the first, and a lot of the second half. Disaster struck just
    before half time when Dublin was on the receiving end of a really nasty
    tackle and was stretchered off. I heard on the radio this morning that
    he's broken  his leg. Bye bye 1 million smackeroons. Mind you, he
    didn't look that impressive to me. He looked really heavy and clumsy
    and was never really involved. Not the best of acquisitions.
    
    Kanchelskis came on for Dublin and added a little pace, but he seems a
    bit out of sorts at the moment. On a happier note, the midfield seems
    to be getting it together. Ferguson looked good last night, going in
    hard for tackles and putting some intelligent passing together. Perhaps
    it was a little early to judge him, who knows. Ince was outstanding.
    The only black spot was McClair who had a terrible game - he was bloody
    awful and he knew it. We seem a lot tighter defensively too. Pallister
    looked good last night and Bruce is certainly waking up. The only
    problem is that we're being caught on the break far too often. If
    Palace were not such bad finishers, we would have been well out of it.
    
    Man of the match though, for my money, was Sparky. He was like a demon.
    His passing was inch perfect, he held the ball well at crucial moments
    and was a commanding force. He came close a couple of times and it was
    fitting that he got the only goal of the game, a scrappy affair but it
    all counts.
    
    Schmeical is carrying an injury I think (info anyone?). Blackmore was
    taking the goal kicks - the ones Schmeical managed were well below par.
    Mind you, he made a couple of cracking saves so maybe all is not lost.
    
    We're still not impressive though. We don't command the game in the way
    we did last season. I reckon we need to pass the captaincy on to Incey.
    I can't really see how Bruce can lead a team and motivate from the
    back. Ince is looking better and better and we really need his fire to
    get these guys going. They really looked unmotivated for most of the
    game last night.
    
    Leeds on Sunday, ra-ra girls and all from what I've been hearing of Sky
    TV. I think we'll really suffer unless we pull ourselves together.
    Palace, for all of their enthusiasm, are not of the same calibre as
    Leeds. We'll have to wait and see I suppose.
    
    J
32.1680TRUCKS::SANTlurching from disaster to apocalypse..Thu Sep 03 1992 16:1415
    
    	Thanks for the report, Julie. I heard Sparky's goal go in whilst 
    	listening to the R5 commentary bashing down the A303 at 100mph 
    	and nearly hit the armco!!
    
    	Not a resounding victory against the Struggling Eagles, though
    	that win puts us into sixth place level on points with Arsenal,	
    	I think, one win off the lead.
    
        You're right, though....tough game on Sunday against the Champions.
    	A win will be a huge boost for us, but I fear Eric & Co may
    	find a few tricks for our defence. I only hope their own defence
    	is as generous as it was against 'old'em the other night.
             
    	Andy.
32.1681Dion gone for rest of yearMACNAS::CWALSHThu Sep 03 1992 18:339
      
      I read in the paper that Dion seriously damaged ligaments in his
      ankle aswell as breaking his leg. The doctors are more worried about
      his ankle than the fracture. They might have to use a pin. He will
      be out for about 5 months.
    
      It could be a blessing in disguise, Kanchelskis is needed on the team 
      to give it more balance, you can't play with 3 strikers. Still you
      have to feel sorry for him, Utd definitely have a jinx on new players
32.1682looking good againTROOA::PBLANEYVMS, Open for businessThu Sep 03 1992 21:4017
    re: Dion, sometimes adversity eventually bodes well.
    
    re: Ince as Captain - forget it for the next year at least. When he has
    a full year under his belt, commanding a regular spot through
    commitment, then sure, consider him. I'd have McClair or Sparky long
    before Ince. Choccy would be excellent.
    
    Looks like the team is coming together nicely. We even have as good as
    record as Leeds - a draw against them will be fine.
    
    Just found out that because of Sky we only have highlights over here
    this year - so I'll be depending on the notes all the more. Thanks to
    you all!
    
    Paul
    
    ps: the shirts are great Si.
32.1683Super SundayMACNAS::CWALSHFri Sep 04 1992 19:3615
    I saw the bootroom lastnight with Andy Gray baffling on. He's actually
    quite good when he's on his own, 'tis when there are other players( e.g.
    John Salako) with him he tends dominate matters.
    
    Anyway he was talking about the big clash on Sunday. Leeds are currently 
    playing 3 up front  - Wallace, Eric & Lee - and a possible tactic that
    Wilko might use is to drop one of the 3 and play 4 midfield to
    couteract Giggs and Kanchelskis. If he does this it should be a great
    psychological boost for Utd knowing that Leeds are afraid even if they
    are looking better this year than last year.
    
    Bruce and big Gary are going to have to be very strong at the back to
    cope with Leeds big 2, espicially Cantonna.
    I think they will cope and also this will be the spring board for a
    Utd winning run ( hopefully ) McClair has to wake up though
32.16844th clean sheet, 4th in the leagueKERNEL::MCCOMBESun Sep 06 1992 23:0911
    
    
    Manchester United 2   Leeds United 1
    Bruce
    Kanchelskis
    
    No further details, can anyone who went or saw the game on Sky give
    us a report.....??
    
    Duncan (stuck at work).
    
32.16852-0!!!PEKING::DAVIESGBelieving is being gullibleMon Sep 07 1992 11:5330
    
    
    Manchester United 2  Leeds United 0
    
    Kanchelskis (28)
    Bruce (44)
    
    What can one say..... an excellent game by united in all aspects and
    the only dissapointment was that sparky didn't get the goal(s) that he
    deserved. Giggs, Hughes, Kanchelskis, Ince and Bruce played brilliantly
    and Gave United at least a little revenge for last season.
    Kanchelskis's goal was very neat, a perfect cross from Giggs to let him
    just sneak in right at the far post for the start that United needed.
    Bruce's was a little more scrappy, the corner from Blackmore was
    chested down by a defender and bruce just saw it there and stuck his
    foot out for United's second.
    	Hughes was indeed unluckly several times in the second half: He
    managed to find himself out in the open from a Giggs pass, lined up his
    shot and swerved it just a little too much, past Lukic and onto the
    post. He also made the most of a Gary Speed mistake and ran all the way
    into the edge of the area, sending Lukic the wrong way but somehow he
    managed to get his foot on the ball and send it skywards.
    	Leeds did have a few chances, the best being when Strachan fired a
    shot straight at the grounded Schmeichel's foot.
    	McClair was also unluckly near the end when a volley in the penalty
    area was a little too far forward and didn't get properly on target.
    All in all, an excellent game from United and We will look forward to
    seeing more of it as the season progresses.
    
    Greg...
32.1686Wasn't it nice...!!!!OPG::TONYMon Sep 07 1992 13:224
What a fantastic atmosphere at yesterdays game..complete contrast to the Palace
game on the Wednesday night..

Tony
32.1687Fourth and risingESSB::DCROWEThe world is in a state'o'chassisMon Sep 07 1992 14:1816
     
    
                    YYYYEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!
    
     
    
    
     Getting there slowly but surely.
        
                   Derek.
    
                
    
    
    
              
32.1688Super!!!!!!!MACNAS::CWALSHMon Sep 07 1992 15:0713
    Super performance on super Sunday... best I've seen in a long time...
    
    Ince is looking an excellent player at the moment and Ferguson is
    improving every game.. where is robbo going to fit in ??
    One thing that baffled me yesterday was why did Ferguson play Giggs
    on the right and Kanchelskis on the right ?? Both looked a bit lost
    at times even though Giggs' cross for the goal was excellent, also 
    Dorigo was marking Giggs instead of Newsome, he would have tore Newsome
    apart... a strange decision by Alex methinks.
    
    McClair still doesn't seem to have his touch and maybe lacking in
    confidence, but he's got a great partner.. looks to be returning to his
    best form. Time to go top!!!!!!!
32.1689Always look on the bright side of life............PEKING::DAVIESGBelieving is being gullibleMon Sep 07 1992 15:148
    
    Ferguson played Giggs and Kanchelskis on oppoasing sides because he
    knew Howard Wilkinson would make plans to stop Giggs by pulling Wallace
    (?) back. Sort of a double bluff, really. I admit Kancheelskis at times
    looked vunerable, but Giggs played excellently. I coyuld find no fault
    with him...
    
    Greg...
32.1690United ClassESSB::BLONGRumbleows &amp; Euro Super Cup Winners 92Mon Sep 07 1992 15:4223
32.1691one win doesn't make you champions!!WELCLU::CADDL.U.F.C. League Champions 1991/92Mon Sep 07 1992 15:5411
         
       Slightly suspect offside for the first goal but we were well beaten
    and suffered for losing Wallace early on. Strachan didn't really
    perform to my expectations.Batty is now out with ankle ligaments and
    Wallace is out with a hamstring, Ifeel we lost the game in midfield
    with us only playin a 4-3-3 formation, very tactical game on the
    managers part which was interesting to watch.
    
    we will see you at Elland rd boys!!!
    
    Paul... 
32.1692Batty for Scotland......MIACT::MASONMon Sep 07 1992 16:5926
    To add my two-penneth, a chorus of approval all round. An excellent
    game yesterday in all aspects. The fans were brilliant and encouraged
    the chaps all the way through (Leeds fans were very quiet apart from
    the occasional chant of "Champions.." yawn). 
    
    The match was great - the best game I've been to all season. We
    benefitted from the injury to Wallace as I thought he would have been
    the main threat. Leeds lost their main provider and from then on in,
    there was only one real conclusion. Our midfield looked stronger than
    it has for months. Ferguson is really starting to look the part.
    McClair still need to find his footing though. Sparky was superb again
    and really should have netted a couple.
    
    Pally kept Chapman quiet all through, and big Eric never really got
    going - showed some fancy footwork, but that's about it.
    
    One thing I will say is that I thought the officials were terrible. The
    yellow-flag linesman wouldn't know an offside if it strolled up to him and
    smacked him one. The ref's decisions were decidedly dodgy - Hughes was
    being battered all ends up, but only once did a free-kick go with him. 
    
    But, all's well....and all that. The team performance was great, we now
    need to repeat it with the so-called lesser teams. We really did go up
    a gear yesterday and needed to. We need to sustain it now.
    
    J
32.1693NEIL WEBBAYOV14::BGILCHRISTMon Sep 07 1992 17:027
    
    
    COULD SOMEONE OUT THERE PLEASE SEND ME THE ADDRESS OF THE MAN UTD.
    SOUVIENER SHOP.  AS I AM LOOKING FOR A POSTER OF NEIL WEBB FOR A GIRL
    THAT WORKS BESIDE ME AS SHE IS A GREAT FAN.  THANKS BILLY 
    
    
32.1694AddressESSB::BLONGRumbleows &amp; Euro Super Cup Winners 92Mon Sep 07 1992 17:104
   Manchester United Souviener Shop
   Old Trafford
   Manchester M16 ORA

32.1695Ince for EnglandESSB::BLONGRumbleows &amp; Euro Super Cup Winners 92Tue Sep 08 1992 15:576
32.1696Please, not for EnglandTROOA::PBLANEYVMS, Open for businessTue Sep 08 1992 21:449
    Ince for England is what United do NOT need. Once Tactic Taylor gets
    into his head Ince will never be the same.
    
    Great result against Leeds. I hope United stay 2nd to 4th in the league
    right through until the final few games. They are historically better
    coming from behind. Mind you, a 20 point lead over 2nd place wouldn't
    be bad either :-)
    
    -pb
32.1697WARNUT::TPCASE::PICKERINGSSimon PickeringWed Sep 09 1992 13:375
Another first for United last night.
Darren Ferguson was the first player sent off under 
Andy Roxborough's reign.
It was in the U21 Scotland vs Switzerland game. Scotland lost 2-0.
Two Swiss players also sent off.
32.1698YUPPY::PANESYou don't come closeThu Sep 10 1992 16:2210
   <<< Note 32.1695 by ESSB::BLONG "Rumbleows & Euro Super Cup Winners 92" >>>
                             -< Ince for England >-

>had announced that Ince will win his first cap (of many) tomorrow against
                    

I missed the game. How did he get on?

Stuart

32.1699PEKING::NAGLEJThu Sep 10 1992 16:384
    
    Who ?
    
    JN.
32.1700SIOG::SPENCERPeter Spencer @DBO 827-2286Thu Sep 10 1992 17:051
    Was he playing? I didn't notice him.
32.1701Choccy out....MIACT::RANKINEThu Sep 10 1992 18:118
    Ince was invisible last night, but I think this was a reflection on how
    good Spain were, rather than the individual performances of the english
    players.  Speaking of individual performances...McClair was a total
    waste of space for Scotland last night, and I sincerely hope he has
    played his last for his country..he was substituted by Ian Durrant
    which I hope is a permanent choice.
    
    Paul 
32.1702WalesMIACT::MASONThu Sep 10 1992 18:306
    Talking of international performances, what about Wales who did, by far
    the best. "Poor" opposition or not, we still banged in the goals. Giggs
    had a good game coming on as sub and his crosses contributed directly
    to 2 goals scored. Sparky was a bit absent though.
    
    J
32.1703On the RoadESSB::BLONGRumbleows &amp; Euro Super Cup Winners 92Thu Sep 10 1992 18:4316
32.1705:-)ESSB::BLONGRumbleows &amp; Euro Super Cup Winners 92Thu Sep 10 1992 19:179
32.1706YUPPY::PANESYou don't come closeThu Sep 10 1992 20:0435
32.1704SHAWB1::WATTY::WATTERSONPThere are NO fish under the iceThu Sep 10 1992 20:1314
32.1707any news?KERNEL::NDAYThu Sep 10 1992 20:265
    Any info or team news on Saturdays game with Everton anybody?
    
    My prediction for the game Everton 0-2 The Reds.
     
    Nigel
32.1708ESSB::BLONGRumbleows &amp; Euro Super Cup Winners 92Thu Sep 10 1992 23:069
32.1709Confused, you will be..MIACT::MASONFri Sep 11 1992 13:249
    Brian
    
    Do you know, and if so, would you explain why Blackmore and Irwin can
    be assimilated but Hughes and McClair are still foreign?
    
    A confused...
    
    J
    
32.1710????????ESSB::BLONGRumbleows &amp; Euro Super Cup Winners 92Fri Sep 11 1992 13:287
32.1711Totally confusedMACNAS::CWALSHMUFC 1st premier league championsFri Sep 11 1992 13:346
    Did Giggs come through the united youth scheme or did they sign him
    from someone else.
    McClair has been at Utd longer than Irwin, and I don't think Irwin has 
    been there 5 years.
    
    Does anyone know the official ruling.
32.1712?????ESSB::BLONGRumbleows &amp; Euro Super Cup Winners 92Fri Sep 11 1992 14:1418
32.1713Peter the Great is the World's No 1ESSB::BLONGRumbleows &amp; Euro Super Cup Winners 92Sat Sep 12 1992 14:0911
32.1714Up we go...MIACT::MASONMon Sep 14 1992 13:4618
    Everton 0 UNITED 2
              McClair
              Bruce (pen)
    
    A victory to avenge the drubbing we received at the beginning of the
    season. Nicely done chaps.
    
    Good to see McClair on the scoresheet. Saw the goals on MOTD and he
    took it well. Hopefully his bad spell is now over. The penalty was
    given due to Southall pulling down Kanchelskis. Bruce tucked it away.
    
    Giggs was given MotM, but Ferguson got some good reviews too. Seems
    he's getting better and better as the weeks go by.
    
    Anyway, this result should keep a certain Irishman off my telephone
    today (you know who you are...)
    
    J
32.1715WARNUT::TPCASE::PICKERINGSSimon PickeringMon Sep 14 1992 13:557
Paul Ince is suspended from Wednesday's game against
Torpedo Moscow. Ince received a yellow card against Red 
Star Belgrade in the European SuperCup match last year.

Unite need to find 6 Englishmen for Wednesday (never mind
the 5 subs!); and most of them are injured. Wonder if
Robbo will play....
32.1716Don't rub it in!!!!!KBOMFG::TANNERWe're one, but we're not the sameMon Sep 14 1992 15:529
   No need to rub it in Julie, even though my boys got beat by the mighty Sheff
Utd, its early days yet although Blackburn are looking real good...

                             Have a good week...

                                                            all the best.

                                                                 -dave-
32.1717It Could Look Like ThisESSB::BLONGRumbleows &amp; Euro Super Cup Winners 92Mon Sep 14 1992 16:307
Wednesday's Team could look something like this.
Schmeichel
Martin Bruce Pallister Irwin
Wallace Webb Phelan Giggs
McClair Hughes

Missing Parker, Sharpe, Ince, Robbo
32.1718SUBURB::ABSOLOMTBelieve in yourself, not -ismsMon Sep 14 1992 16:364
    
    Phelan is also injured isn't he?
    
    Tony
32.17193rd and ClimbingESSB::BLONGRumbleows &amp; Euro Super Cup Winners 92Mon Sep 14 1992 21:449
32.1720How many hints do you needYUPPY::PANESYou don't come closeTue Sep 15 1992 13:239
   <<< Note 32.1719 by ESSB::BLONG "Rumbleows & Euro Super Cup Winners 92" >>>
                             -< 3rd and Climbing >-

Brian,

Is the "Rumbleows" Cup only open to Manchester United?

Stuart

32.1721keep on tryingSIOG::BRADLEYTue Sep 15 1992 17:256
    re: 32.1720
    
    The fact that they have'nt won the league in over 20yrs (that long)
    I suppose its the only title that they can win (sometimes).
    
    Gary
32.1722Use natural drugs and become a crap playerSIOG::APPS_PBLeague Champions 1967Tue Sep 15 1992 20:037
    
    Did anyone see 'Standing Room Only' last night? They had a piece on the
    use of natural medicine to heal injuries rather than spending millions
    on modern methods. Interesting stuff, but whose idea was it to use
    Neil Webb as an example???
    
    Ha Ha...
32.1723Mrs WebbSIOG::SPENCERPeter Spencer @DBO 827-2286Tue Sep 15 1992 22:391
    Isn't Mr Webb's journalist Mrs a presenter on this programme?
32.1724Theres only one Shelley WebbSIOG::BUCKLEYWed Sep 16 1992 13:042
    
    She sure is ... and she looks a better footballer as well.
32.1725sexist pig? never!!!TRUCKS::SANTlurching from disaster to apocalypse..Wed Sep 16 1992 13:4311
    
    	She's better looking all round, imo...;-)
    
    	I remember her well from school-days. Her name was Shelley
    	Alexander. She was a good sport in those days, too.....8-)
    
    
    	(no, I didn't...but I would have done!)
    
    	Andy.
             
32.17262-0 Win NeededESSB::BLONGRumbleows &amp; Euro Super Cup Winners 92Wed Sep 16 1992 22:596
32.17270-0 - first legYUPPY::PANESWhite dope on punkThu Sep 17 1992 12:1014
32.1728No WorriesESSB::BLONGRumbleows &amp; Euro Super Cup Winners 92Thu Sep 17 1992 12:376
No need to panic as we have done the business away in europe before.
Nothing to be scared about looking at the Torpedo team last night.
I quite fancy our chances.

Brian.

32.1729Utd to bow out after dismal performanceVAXVLS::CCASEYThu Sep 17 1992 13:0014
    
    Looks like Man Utd have perfected the art of screwing up, last season
    the messed up the Championship and soon they will bow out of Europe
    with no honour they failed to rise to the occassion with a home crowd
    behind them and for a team boasting to win the League Championship they
    would not make good Ambassadors for English soccer in Europe going on
    there performance last night .  You would have though they would have
    gained good experience from there last couple of years in Europe but it
    looks like they face a huge struggle in moscow and no Man Utd fan can
    truely expect to be believed when they say that they expected to take
    the Torpedo team on their home ground
    
    
           Bye Bye Utd from Europe......
32.1730Julie where's the match report??????????????..daveKBOMFG::TANNERWe're one, but we're not the sameThu Sep 17 1992 14:510
32.1731Match reportXSTACY::KMCGRATHLong road, patient donkeyThu Sep 17 1992 15:013

United were outclassed in fron of a small crowd
32.1732Remember MontpellierESSB::BLONGRumbleows &amp; Euro Super Cup Winners 92Thu Sep 17 1992 16:049
32.1733spelling classKERNEL::HAWLEYIWe fear changeThu Sep 17 1992 16:5429
    
    Brian,
    
    press return...
    
    
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    B
    
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    :-)
32.1734where was wonderboyMACNAS::CWALSHOn the road to nowhereThu Sep 17 1992 17:509
    Can anyone tell me why Ferguson didn't pick Giggs lastnight ??
    Surely he could have found someone else for midfield instead of
    Blackmore which would have qualified Giggs to play. Wallace was
    pathetic and I can see why Neil Webb won a cap for England  8-)
    
    Isn't it funny that those two had Uniteds best chances for scoring.
    
    Bring back Ryan please....
    
32.1735Patience chappies...MIACT::MASONThu Sep 17 1992 21:1623
    Re: .1730/31
    
    No match report as I couldn't afford to go up to Manchester last night
    (times are hard guys..). I had to settle for the telly instead.
    
    It looked to me as though we were playing against an 11-man defence!
    No wonder we couldn't put the ball in the back of the net. No excuses
    though, we should have put at least one away and we didn't. McClair
    looked as though he had another dismal game, and I was aghast with
    horror to see Webb and Wallace playing.
    
    We fielded a totally unfamiliar side last night and I think we did very
    well all things considered. We are NOT out of it at all - I fully
    expect us to win the away leg as they will be more fired up and ready
    to attack, therefore leaving us more space to penetrate effectively at
    the back. They will not be able to afford to defend in the numbers they
    did last night.
    
    Put those knives back in the drawer for a while...we've only just
    begun.
    
    J
     
32.1736not bad for our seconds !TROOA::PBLANEYVMS, Open for businessFri Sep 18 1992 04:504
    Not a bad result for our second team - which beats most teams in
    Premier anyway :-). We wil win the away tie.
    
    Paul
32.1737ESSB::BLONGRumbleows &amp; Euro Super Cup Winners 92Fri Sep 18 1992 14:0114
32.1738Don't think soMACNAS::CWALSHOn the road to nowhereFri Sep 18 1992 15:2311
32.1739NEWOA::MORANWell Des, it was a bit of a bobbler....Fri Sep 18 1992 15:4411
32.1740Sunbed has ItESSB::BLONGRumbleows &amp; Euro Super Cup Winners 92Fri Sep 18 1992 16:027
32.1741giggs = first classKERNEL::HAWLEYIWe fear changeSun Sep 20 1992 21:194
    
    What an excellent goal!
    
    Ian.
32.1742Robbo's backMACNAS::CWALSHOn the road to nowhereMon Sep 21 1992 15:457
     I read in the paper today that Robson was playing for the reserves
    tonight and all going well he should be in the squad for the 2nd leg
    of UEFA. Good news indeed.
    
    Any match report ??? Should we have won or what ???
    
Colm.
32.1743Spurs 1 United 1MIACT::MASONMon Sep 21 1992 16:1012
    According to yer man Lineker, we should have been well up in the first
    half having played some well nice football. But, in the second half
    Spurs did more and got the equaliser with a nice goal from Durie who
    snuck in when Schmeical committed himself a bit early and missed.
    
    Giggs' goal was a beaut - a bit reminiscent of Sparky's blinder in the
    ECWC final. All in front of Bestie who was full of praise for Giggs'
    talent.
    
    We've got a goodun there..
    
    J
32.1744Oh dear oh dearMIACT::MASONTue Sep 22 1992 13:496
    Anyone notice Clayton Blackmore on "World in Action" last night? He was
    at the launch party of a new "newspaper" from the "Mr Sleaze" of Sunday
    Sport fame. And I always thought he had intelligence.....-)
    
    J
    
32.1745Giggs - ClassESSB::BLONGRumbleows &amp; Euro Super Cup Winners 92Wed Sep 23 1992 14:0519
32.17462 days to goKERNEL::HAWLEYIWe fear changeWed Sep 23 1992 15:206
    
    Brian,
    
    I'm going to miss you.
    
    Ian.
32.1747Who are Chesterfield????ESSB::BLONGRumbleows &amp; Euro Super Cup Winners 92Wed Sep 23 1992 16:029
32.1748No worries Brian!!!!!KBOMFG::TANNERWe're one, but we're not the sameWed Sep 23 1992 18:435
   Don't worry Brian, Iam still around, and haven't given up all hope yet....
Ian have you signed for us or maybe Blackburn Rovers!!!!!!!

                                                           -dave-
32.1749can't do any worse, these days...KERNEL::HAWLEYIWe fear changeThu Sep 24 1992 13:165
    
    Yes, its true, the groundsmans dog is injured so theyre drafting me
    into the Liverpool midfield!
    
    Ian.
32.1750only a draw!KERNEL::NDAYThu Sep 24 1992 13:397
    Brighton 1 - 1 Manchester United
    
    Not the result we hoped for but all is not lost yet..
    
    Any one have a match report or any info on the match??
    
    Nige..                                               
32.17512-0 in the ReturnESSB::BLONGRumbleows &amp; Euro Super Cup Winners 92Thu Sep 24 1992 15:1721
32.1752Last nightOPG::TONYThu Sep 24 1992 15:3017
Saw the game on TV and Wallace's goal was a real corker as they say..
Controlled the ball on the edge of the box turned and smacked  a brilliant shot
in the top left hand corner of the goal...The keeper had no chance..!!

As for the Brighton goal it was a case of where the hell was the defence..!!
A good cross from the left and a chap at the far post on his own nodded it past
Walsh...In saying that we really should have had at least another 2 goals,
One from Hughes who had a ferocious shot that was inches aboves the crossbar
and one from Webb who had a chip from outside the box cleared superbly by the
keeper...

Overall not a bad performance but do you get the feeling that our heart is NOT
in the Cup competitions this season..I think they'll try but not too hard..
I certainly won't too surprised or dissapointed if we were to have some early
exits in Europe/Coke and FA Cups..

Tony
32.1753ESSB::BLONGRumbleows &amp; Euro Super Cup Winners 92Thu Sep 24 1992 22:156
32.1754United outCHEFS::HOUSEBFri Sep 25 1992 12:247
    I thought you could only play 2 assimilated.  Even with 4 I can't see
    United pulling it off.  Russia and former USSR has always been an
    awkward place to go in Euro ties.  It will be especially hard as United
    need at least a 1-1 draw.
    
    		Brian
    
32.1755Assim/ForFUTURS::FLETCHERFri Sep 25 1992 12:338
    Isnt the rule you can play 4 max (Assim and Foreigners) of which 3 is
    the max # of Assims or Foreigners. IE you cant play 4 Assims.
    
    This is where he screwed up last week by not playing Giggs (he played 2
    Assims and 2 Foreigners.
    
    Nigel
    
32.17565 UsedESSB::BLONGRumbleows &amp; Euro Super Cup Winners 92Fri Sep 25 1992 14:0310
32.1757Uh?BONNET::MACDONALDFri Sep 25 1992 15:0010
re: 1757

If that's right then it means that Ferguson WAS right - Brian said he played
3 foreigners (Hughes, McLair, Kanchelkis) and 2 assimilated (Irwin, Blackmore).

So how come everybody's saying Giggs could have played as well?

It's all a bleeding Italian plot anyway.

Jamie
32.1758Who took the old .1757 reply away? MAkes me look like a plonker!BONNET::MACDONALDFri Sep 25 1992 15:010
32.1759I believe this is rightMACNAS::CWALSHLife's a beach, then you diveFri Sep 25 1992 15:0217
    The rule is :
    
    A total of 5 assimilated and foriegners combined is allowed...
    But only a max of three foriegners is allowed whereas there is no max
    on the amount of assimilated players allowed...
    
    Therefore he can play 5 assimilated if he wants to which means no
    foriegners or else 2 foriegners and 3 ass..    ..etc
    
    You get the general idea
    
    Fergies blunder was that he could have played Giggs instead of
    Kanchelskis... he didn't realise this
    
    We still won't be at full stregth though.
        
    Colm.
32.1760not really a plonkerMACNAS::CWALSHLife's a beach, then you diveFri Sep 25 1992 16:0614
    re .1757
    
    Sorry Jamie,  I hadn't my reply complete so I had to delete it and put
    it back in... you were quick off the mark
    
    so now reply 1757 should read re. 1759....
    I made a mess up of that alright...sorry
    
    But the rule is still right and he could have played Giggs.
    Anyway to clear up confusion the proper ruling is in reply .1759 and 
    I hope this makes the rule crystal clear to everybody
    
    Colm.
    
32.1761RE: .1758CLARID::KREYERAndre KREYER - ValbonneFri Sep 25 1992 16:099
	Jamie,

> MAkes me look like a plonker!
	How right you are... :-)
	
			.Andre.


32.1762A BoostESSB::BLONGRumbleows &amp; Euro Super Cup Winners 92Sat Sep 26 1992 15:4517
32.17630-0ESSB::BLONGRumbleows &amp; Euro Super Cup Winners 92Mon Sep 28 1992 15:018
32.1764Give us a laugh....8^))XSTACY::MDUNPHYThe Hit ManMon Sep 28 1992 15:330
32.1765VISIT TO MECCASHIPS::HENDERSON_PMon Sep 28 1992 16:3429
    As a lifelong armchair supporter of the Reds I thought it was time to
    visit MECCA and went to the game on saturday. Old Trafford met all my
    expectations with the superb facilities, great view, perfect pitch (so
    far) etc.
    The stretford end is coming on and they reckon there will be 5000 seats
    by Xmas. However the atmosphere was definitely subdued all game and
    maybe the building works is contributing somewhat.
    Utd. started well with the usual neat approach work and confident build
    up and Hughes had a couple of good chances but shot tamely at the
    keeper. The game then started to deteriorate into a midfield battle
    with Wilkins becoming more influential. It was evident that QPR had
    come for a point and to their credit defended well and packed the
    midfield.
    The second half was much the same pattern with Utd. basically lacking
    someone to do something special. Even Giggs seemed scared to run
    directly at the big defenders. Schmicheal's save was very special not
    least because it was the only time he had to make a save.
    
    Utd. need a goalscorer, either a striker or a mid-fielder, urgently and
    they also need Robbo back to add some drive when things are going
    against them. Ince tried but he could'nt get the rest going.
    The one bright spot is the back four which looked very composed with
    Pallister outstanding. He must be England's number one centre-half now.
    
    All in all a good day out but a dissapointing result and definitely 2
    points dropped. We can't afford to drop too many more.
    
    Peter Henderson.
    
32.1766ESSB::BLONGRumbleows &amp; Euro Super Cup Winners 92Tue Sep 29 1992 15:005
32.1767thought it was tomorrow?KERNEL::NDAYTue Sep 29 1992 15:459
    My fixtures list has the game down for tomorrow evening..
    
    Oh well..
    
    Come on you REDS.
    
    I predict 2-1 to United.
    
    Nige.
32.1768Kick-Off 4.00pm ESSB::BLONGRumbleows &amp; Euro Super Cup Winners 92Tue Sep 29 1992 16:0513
32.1769three or four?AYOV24::TADAIRGet to FalkirkTue Sep 29 1992 16:156

       I thought that you were only allowed three "foreign" players in 
       your team / pool?

       Tony.
32.1770Liverpool still in Europe after this weekSIOG::COLMANTue Sep 29 1992 16:528
    
    re last
    
    Please read reply .1569 in this conf. for your answer as we have been
    down this road a number of times in the last few weeks.
    
    Stephen C.
    
32.1771Kick off against Torpedo is 3:15pm NOT 4:00pmOPG::TONYTue Sep 29 1992 16:580
32.1772And it's LIVE on UTVESSB::BLONGRumbleows &amp; Euro Super Cup Winners 92Tue Sep 29 1992 17:231
32.1773UTV ???KERNEL::NDAYTue Sep 29 1992 17:316
    Re last..
    
    Is UTV a new station???
    
    Nige.
    
32.1774ARRODS::OHAGANBThick as ThievesTue Sep 29 1992 18:043
    Ulster Television. 
    
    barry.
32.1775UpdatesMACNAS::WALSHTue Sep 29 1992 18:325
    
    Anyone out there with UTV or radio close by with a few updates...
    
    Score after 5 mins.   0 - 0     with Torpedo on the attack.
    
32.17760-0YUPPY::KENTGGary Kent @HHLTue Sep 29 1992 18:375
    
    
    22 Mins    0 - 0   United seem to be doing OK.
    
    
32.17770 - 0ESSB::BLONGRumbleows &amp; Euro Super Cup Winners 92Tue Sep 29 1992 18:5410
32.1778Go for it Robbo!KERNEL::NDAYTue Sep 29 1992 18:575
    This is nail-biting stuff..
    
    Keep those updates coming in..
    
    Nige.
32.1779HTYUPPY::KENTGGary Kent @HHLTue Sep 29 1992 19:026
    
    
    Half Time   0 - 0
    
    United seem to be having the better of the game, just had a chance
    cleared off the line, Robson is indeed on.
32.1780Come on you RedsOPG::TONYTue Sep 29 1992 19:076
Gary,

Thanks for the updates...
I think I'am going home to watch the second half...The suspense is awfull..

Tony..
32.1781SUBURB::SMITHP1Half man, half fish, half squirrelTue Sep 29 1992 19:336
	Just to get up someone's nose...

	My prediction is 0-0

		p1
32.1782yESSB::BLONGRumbleows &amp; Euro Super Cup Winners 92Tue Sep 29 1992 19:445
32.1783We're heading for extra timeMACNAS::WALSHTue Sep 29 1992 19:463
    
    Don't let Giggs take a penalty...
    
32.1784Should've finished by now!!!FORTY2::ROBERTSONYou don't wanna do it like that !!!!Tue Sep 29 1992 20:017
OK

What's happening.

Was there a result, is there extra time.

Al
32.1785SHAWB1::WATTY::WATTERSONPYou looking at me - PAL !!Tue Sep 29 1992 20:086
    
    0-0 just started extra time
    
    Mark Hughes sent off - dunno when
    
    Paul
32.1786Holding OnESSB::BLONGRumbleows &amp; Euro Super Cup Winners 92Tue Sep 29 1992 20:138
32.1787SHAWB1::WATTY::WATTERSONPYou looking at me - PAL !!Tue Sep 29 1992 20:276
    still 
    
    
    0-0
    
    about 5 or so minutes left.................
32.1788SHAWB1::WATTY::WATTERSONPYou looking at me - PAL !!Tue Sep 29 1992 20:383
    0-0
    
    penalties coming up
32.1789ESSB::BLONGRumbleows &amp; Euro Super Cup Winners 92Tue Sep 29 1992 20:431
Torpedo have just missed their second penalty
32.1790SHAWB1::WATTY::WATTERSONPYou looking at me - PAL !!Tue Sep 29 1992 20:494
    
    United are OUT................
    
    Paul
32.1791facts please, say -1 wrongULYSSE::BREADIETue Sep 29 1992 20:523
    Is this definite ? What happened ?
    
    
32.1792Ah WellWOTVAX::MACDONALDIStalybridge CelticTue Sep 29 1992 20:5210
    
    
    Aren't penalties cr*p ???!!!!
    
    
    Well we can now concentrate on the league :)
    
    
    
    mac
32.1793Were OutESSB::BLONGRumbleows &amp; Euro Super Cup Winners 92Tue Sep 29 1992 20:525
32.17943-2 on PensWOTVAX::MACDONALDIStalybridge CelticTue Sep 29 1992 20:5412
    re -2
    
    I'm afraid Utd lost 3-2 on penalties.
    
    Schmicheal saved first two Torpedo penalties
    Then Bruce followed by McClair missed
    ended after 5 pens each 2-2
    then they scored 3-2
    
    and someone in red missed...?? who????
    
    mac
32.1795MOEUR3::CROUCHCan I say '#!?$%&amp;*' in here?Tue Sep 29 1992 20:576
    Shame. I'm no great fan of United, but I'd prefer to see all the
    English teams (apart from Arsenal) winning in Europe; the better they
    do, the more teams we have competing in the UEFA Cup.

    Andy
32.1796hard luckSIOG::N_DONNELLYTue Sep 29 1992 21:359
    Heard bits of it on the radio.It appears Smeichel(sp) kept Utd. in the
    match.I'm sure all you Utd. fans are sick especially having been 2-0 up
    in the shoot-out.The last person you would expect to miss is Bruce.
    Does this mean you are going all out now for the league?
    
    ps.  re-last   Andy, what the @@@@ did the Arsenal do on you?
    
    Noel
                    
32.1797Out but Not DownESSB::BLONGRumbleows &amp; Euro Super Cup Winners 92Tue Sep 29 1992 21:5213
32.1798Hello you late workers out there..MIACT::MASONTue Sep 29 1992 21:593
    Can anyone confirm who actually scored our pens?
    
    J
32.1799Sorry Julie..... KBOMFG::TANNERWe're one, but we're not the sameTue Sep 29 1992 23:139
   Julie sorry to hear your lads got knocked out, that'll probably mean no 
English teams left in Europe. My boys will probably go down 5-0 the way there
playing at the moment.... I always like to see the English teams do well in
Europe especially when there's a few Irish lads playing with them.....

                                            all the best j......

                                                   -dave-
32.1800Not too sure about Sparky.....PEKING::DAVIESGI'm eating my headWed Sep 30 1992 11:117
    
    re. 1798,
    
    Irwin, Robbo and Hughes? scored our penalties.
    
    
    Greg...
32.1801I think it was Ince.SUBURB::VYASWed Sep 30 1992 11:246
    re .1798
    
    Ince,Erwin and Robbo scored from the spot. Mclair,Pallister and Bruce
    missed.
    
    Jay.
32.18028-( 8-(TRUCKS::SANTlurching from disaster to apocalypse..Wed Sep 30 1992 11:5216
    
    	It's a disaster financially for United to get knocked out so soon
    	in their EUFA campaign, but it won't help English clubs in their
    	bid to increase the number of entrants next year.
    
    	So enjoy in our misfortune all you who are not believers 8-), but
    	don't drip on in June that despite finishing third/fourth in the
    	Premier League you didn't qualify for Europe.....of course, if
    	that's us, then we've only ourselves to blame. 
    
    	I see Elephant Man Rush got off his injury-couch to knock in
    	another Roger-Hunt-Record-Chasing goal last night against the
    	mighty Cypriot opponents. Odds on him making it in time to face
    	the even greater Chesterfield in next Week's ColaCup 2nd leg? ;-)
    
    	Andy.
32.1803Or maybe Webb!!!MACNAS::WALSHWed Sep 30 1992 12:393
    
    They should have let Giggs take a penalty...
    
32.1804Glory glory man unitedSIOG::BUCKLEYWed Sep 30 1992 16:143
32.1805VROOM VROOM ..OUT OF EUROPE...SIOG::DAWSONWed Sep 30 1992 16:3222
    
    MAN UTD  beaten by the Zis car factory team ...............
    
    I,d gloat only it means less coverage on t.v. over here in Ireland.
    also the extra place in europe  for the english teams next year.
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    I think i,ll gloat anyway    8-)8-)
    
    
    Pallisters weekly wage would have bought Torpedo Moscow...........
    
    
    Liam
32.1806Utd. bite the Dust.. ha ha ha..VAXVLS::CCASEYWed Sep 30 1992 17:1516
    re. .1735
    
     I guess we can draw those knives now that it has happened what
    happened Utd. fans were so confident on making it through to the next
    round but alas when push came to shove they just didn't have the bottle
    to make it just like in the league championship last season looks like
    fergie will have to dream up some new magic potion if we're going to
    see this present Utd. win another major trophy.  This porter or who
    ever Utd get to shine there Trophies must be rightly pissed of with
    Utd.'s nearly win attitude so i guess he'll go back to dusting the
    trophy cabinet shelves again.
    
    Farewell Utd. the team that nearly never won it....
    
    Colin
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^
32.1807Words fail me. :-(FLYWAY::MURRAYWed Sep 30 1992 17:466
    
    re.1806
    
    Excellent usage of the English language.
    
    Paul
32.1808UNITED WE STANDDOOZER::OPERATORWed Sep 30 1992 17:569
    
    Moscow Torpedo HAVE got to the quarter finals for the past three
    years not bad for a so called team of part timers...who said they
    were....They were useless coming forward and I thought United were
    the better side for 90 mins unfortantly penaltys are not our game
    as we have found out twice now at our cost..remember the southampton
    game.. 
    
    
32.1809Paul except defeat.....KBOMFG::TANNERWe're one, but we're not the sameWed Sep 30 1992 18:0411
  Re .1807

       Paul you have to learn to except defeat. Not everyone has the same 
command of the English language as you do. No European glory for ye guys this
year, but you still have the Rumbelows to play for, or whatever its called....

                                                   c'est la vie......

                                                         -dave-

32.1810Change the rules! ha ha.PEKING::DAVIESGI'm eating my headWed Sep 30 1992 18:075
    
    Shouldn't we have won on away goals when the score on penalties was
    3:3?????????:-):-):&)
    
    Greg...
32.1811Scouse C**pESSB::BLONGRumbleows &amp; Euro Super Cup Winners 92Wed Sep 30 1992 18:3811
32.1812The $4.00 manSIOG::APPS_PBLeague Champions 1967Wed Sep 30 1992 19:315
    re .1805
    
    >>> Pallisters weekly wage would have bought Torpedo Moscow...........
    
    ... and any Torpedo Moscovite's weekly wage would buy Neil Webb
32.1813Is he alright ??MACNAS::CWALSHLife's a beach, then you diveThu Oct 01 1992 17:148
    Any news on Robbo ?? he must be knackered after the game Tuesday, it
    was a tough way for him to come back, he played 80 minutes of tough
    football - almost a full game.
    
    Will he be replacing Fergie Jnr on Saturday against the Boro when Utd
    rediscover their goalscoring touch (hopefully).
    
    Colm.
32.1814Keep Robbo on the sideTROOA::PBLANEYVMS, Open for businessFri Oct 02 1992 05:2314
    Hopefully, Robbo will not totally replace the young players. Ince has
    played well - with Robbo in the lineup he has RARELY performed, and
    this may bode bad news for Utd. I say let the team continue as it is
    ,and have Robbo in and out as the younger lads get more experience.
    Time enough to have Robbo in every game near the end of the year when
    the games will really mean something. 
    
    Paul
    
    ps: no excuses for the penalty fiasco. Fergie should make them all take
    20 penalties in practice until they score all 20. Disgraceful for a
    pro player to miss a penalty. No keeper EVER saves one. The player
    misses!
    
32.1815.................TRUCKS::SANTlurching from disaster to apocalypse..Fri Oct 02 1992 12:2918
32.1816ESSB::BLONGRumbleows &amp; Euro Super Cup Winners 92Fri Oct 02 1992 14:186
32.1817just sit back and take itCHEFS::HOUSEBFri Oct 02 1992 15:0013
    re .1815
    
    Give over Andy.  It is all part of being a football fan getting stick
    when your team gets beat it happens in the pubs, in the street and at
    work.    
    
    A little bit of banter doesn't do any harm.  It is all part of what
    makes it the greatest game in the world.  
    
    Personally I am well chuffed United are out, they only have themselves
    to blame - it's the first time I've cheered a Russian victory :-)
    
    		Brian.
32.1818United at the BoroESSB::BLONGRumbleows &amp; Euro Super Cup Winners 92Fri Oct 02 1992 19:045
32.1819WARNUT::TPCASE::PICKERINGSSimon PickeringFri Oct 02 1992 19:383
Back to Torpedo...why is no one blaming Hughes for the
defeat? His petulance was unforgivable. 11 men in the
last half hour could have made all the difference.
32.1820PEKING::DAVIESGI'm eating my headMon Oct 05 1992 10:5020
    
    United 1 - 1 Middlesboro
    
    Bruce (pen)  Slaven
    
    Boro should be pleased that they got a point out of this, because
    United were all over them, apart from a few times in the second half.
    Hughes should have scored twice, but failed to take his chances and was
    subsituted, giving (apparently) Fergie a bad stare and storming off
    into the dressing room. Bruce is still the penalty taker (not Irwin)
    and calmly slotted the penalty past Ironside. (why couldn't he do that
    in Moscow??:-)
    	Giggs had a good game, but was kept in check at times by the old
    age pensioner Slaven who is still playing well. Robbo (the other O.A.P)
    came on but did little in a game that United really should have won.
    
    Greg...
    
    P.s. Bruce said after the game : "One day soon we're going to hit six
    or seven past a team" after Saturdays performance, you have to wonder.
32.1821TRUCKS::SANTTorpedoed in Moskow....Mon Oct 05 1992 12:3016
    
    	Greg, 
    
    	Not entirely an accurate summary of the game as I have heard it
    	in Mail On Sunday, Sunday Times and Match Of The Day...
    
    	United deserved their lead but 'boro deserved a share of the spoils
    	with a determined 2nd half effort.
    
    	Ayresome Park was also something of a swamp, and contributed to a
    	generally disappointing game littered with errors.
    
    	That's about six draws in a row in league and cup now for United..
    
    	Andy.
             
32.1822we want goalsMACNAS::CWALSHLife's a beach, then you diveMon Oct 05 1992 14:367
    I don't know which report was accurate but I heard Utd missed a lot of
    chances. We definitely need a striker.  This should have been obvious
    after last season but it is jumping out and biting Fergies nose right
    now. I know he bought Dion but I don't think he really counts.
    
    Yours-looking-for-more-goals
    Colm.
32.1823Ger ger ger ger ger oal! please!SHAWB1::STOCKMANSMon Oct 05 1992 17:2836
I believe as fergie has himself stated that we are indeed
so close to being a really great team but for the BLUMMIN
COCKUPS infront of goal!

Give us a goalmouth & we'll accurately place the ball anywhere
around it.
I mean if we get it in the net someone's gonna kick ass!

I'm sick of fergie's excuses after every game.
True, every game we play great football! A joy to watch.
It's just the last bit, the bit that matters,

SCORING GOOOOALS!!!!

I sincerely believe we need some fresh blood upfront.
Don't ask me who though cos I haven't got a clue!

Shearer or Robins would do for starters! If only........



266 quid for 4 goals! No wonder the grounds only been at
capacity for one game! They're scr****g the fans
something rotten!

I still love going though at the end of the day!

I'm just a little p****d off shall we say at our continually
missing goal scoring opportunities.


Si... 




32.1824To score, or not to score, that is the questionMIACT::MASONMon Oct 05 1992 20:3718
    re -1
    
    Totally agree Si. Its really frustrating going all the way up the M6 to
    watch some great football but no goals! We really should be packing
    them away with some of the chances we create.
    
    We may be solid at the back, and our midfield is finally looking
    credible, but we really are suffering from a lack of firepower up
    front. I watched Shearer again at the weekend and could've cried - talk
    about the one that got away. I didn't reckon he was worth the money at
    the beginning of the season, frankly I thought it was lunacy, but he's
    consistently producing the goods. Maybe Fergie should've coughed up the
    extra 300K after all.
    
    Anyway, we all know the problem, but what's the solution? I look
    forward to reading your ideas..
    
    Julie
32.1825SIOG::SPENCERPeter Spencer @DBO 827-2286Mon Oct 05 1992 20:414
    Julie,
    
    I say bring back Bobby, Dennis and George. They could still do better
    than what you have at the moment.
32.1826Get the Chequebook OutESSB::BLONGRumbleows &amp; Euro Super Cup Winners 92Mon Oct 05 1992 20:5012
32.1827Target practice needed !MOEUR3::PRATLEYArk Angel of EvryTue Oct 06 1992 11:5711
    
    Re. .1823
    
    You think you've got problems !
    
    You should see the way Everton are playing (I use the word loosely) at
    the moment. The forwards (and every one else for that matter) couldn't
    hit a barn door at three paces.
    
    Ian
    
32.1828What about Ally ??MACNAS::CWALSHLife's a beach, then you diveTue Oct 06 1992 14:1713
    I say buy Dennis Bergkamp at any cost, I said it earlier that Fergie
    should have bought him at the start of the season when he saw him play.
    
    I saw him playing for Ajax lastnight on screensport and he got a superb
    hat-trick, his lastnight was just breathtaking, he is coolness
    personified. He is getting some cracking goals forHolland aswell.
    
    Fergie could have got him for 4 million at the start of the season, he
    is probably gone in price since then. How I would love to see him
    playing for Utd.
    
    Colm.
    
32.1829EBYGUM::MORANTWell Des, it was a bit of a bobbler....Tue Oct 06 1992 14:276
    
    I agree, he's an excellent player. Not being bitchy, but what makes you
    think that he'd want to play for you (or any other club in Britain)?
    I think he'd be best suited to Italy.
    
    Tim 
32.1830WARNUT::TPCASE::PICKERINGSSimon PickeringTue Oct 06 1992 14:406
United have announced pre-tax profits of 5.1m, a drop 
from 5.4m last year. Surely some of that could have gone
on a striker instead of into the shareholders pockets.

I think United should go for Alan Smith. A change of 
scenery could work wonders; look at Niall Quinn.
32.1831Colm your on drugs!!!!!!!!KBOMFG::TANNERWe're one, but we're not the sameTue Oct 06 1992 14:4223
   Colm, sure ye guys would love to have Bergkamp. But why would, or should he
leave Ajax???????????? Here's a couple of reasons and facts why he's staying..

1. Ajax are a much better team everybody knows that except utd fans....

2. Ajax won the UEFA cup last year compared to utds Rumbelows cup.....

3. This is probabaly his last season in Ajax so he's out to impress the Italian
   Spanish managers while playing against other european teams, he could no
   longer do that with utd thanks to a "torpedo"....

4. If he didn't go to Italy for 6 million, do you seriously think he would go
    to utd for 4?????????????

5. His idol is Johann Cruyff, easy to know why when you see him play.... Cruyff
   told him to stay in Ajax for another year. I think if Cruyff stays on in
   Barcelona then Dennis could be playing there next season, after all Barcelona
   are a bit better than Utd!!!!!!!!!!!!(::)....

                                                              -dave-

 
32.1832They might look betterMACNAS::CWALSHLife's a beach, then you diveTue Oct 06 1992 14:5510
    -1.
    <after all Barcelona are a bit better than Utd>
    
    Dave, remember two years ago
    
    1990 ECWC final
    
             Man Utd     2    Bacelona   1
             Hughes           Koeman
             Bruce
32.1833What's another year!!!!!KBOMFG::TANNERWe're one, but we're not the sameTue Oct 06 1992 15:027

   Colm why do Utd fans always talk in the past?????  remember Barcelona this
year winning the league and the European... I also remember the days of Law,
Best and the rest.... That was the last time ye had a great time....

                                                       -dave-
32.1834Maybe two strikers?MSAM00::ROBERTLIMrock round the locksTue Oct 06 1992 16:0017
    
    Does everyone believe that a striker is sufficient?  What happen if he
    gets crocked?  Maybe then, two?  Shearer would have been a good buy but
    we are not going to get goals if someone like Mclair keep popping up
    behind Irwin! 

    I hate to moan but Mark Robbins should have stayed!  He somehow manages
    to produce the stuff whenever he gets the chance to get off the bench.

    What does it point to?  Poor (bordering bad ...) management.  I do not
    know why we are sticking to Fergie ...
    
    The midfield should also put in their contribution of goals.  Look at
    the (non-)scoring rate of Ince and co.  Remember the Liverpool teams of
    past?  They always have high-scoring midfielders.
    
    RobLim
32.1835I ask youESSB::BLONGRumbleows &amp; Euro Super Cup Winners 92Tue Oct 06 1992 16:059
32.1836Brian don't get me wrong!!!!!!KBOMFG::TANNERWe're one, but we're not the sameTue Oct 06 1992 19:5114
   Brian the only reason why I wrote that note is that some of the so called utd
fans never stop complaining.. Sure I would love to see Shearer play for the pool
and Bergkampf, and a few otheers, but Iam realistic, which is something I can't
say about some of the utd noters..

   Sure I'll give ya some stick about your lads losing to Torpedo, but Iam sure
I'll get the same back if our boys fail to the other Moscow team.

   Here's hoping that Leeds do the business on friday night, because they
deserve it, for never giving up last wednesday night, something that both utd
and the pool could learn from....

                                                              -dave- 
32.1837Coca-Cola TomorrowESSB::BLONGRumbleows &amp; Euro Super Cup Winners 92Tue Oct 06 1992 22:014
32.1838Robbo StartsESSB::BLONGRumbleows &amp; Euro Super Cup Winners 92Wed Oct 07 1992 20:537
32.1839MANCHESTER UNITED 1 BRIGHTON 0 PEKING::DAVIESGI'm eating my headThu Oct 08 1992 11:0710
    
    United 1 Brighton 0 (Agg. 2-1)
    
    Hughes 14
    
    Hughes finally breaks his barren spell with teh goal that sends us into
    the next round... does anyone have a match report + who are we playing
    next round???
    
    Greg...
32.1840CHEFS::HOUSEBThu Oct 08 1992 11:163
    Villa in the next round, don't know where.
    
    		Brian
32.1841Villa Park 27th or 28th OctoberESSB::BLONGRumbleows &amp; Euro Super Cup Winners 92Thu Oct 08 1992 11:311
32.1842Fergie vs. Paul McGrath at Villa parkMACNAS::CWALSHLife's a beach, then you diveThu Oct 08 1992 14:2610
    Saw some highlights lastnight, Hughes took his goal well.. a rebound
    from a very good header by McClair. He missed another good chance
    later.
    From what I saw the team was full strength ( first time this season).
    This means that Fergie jnr is out, I think this is a pity because he
    was just starting to play with a bit of confidence but I'm sure he'll
    be back within 2 weeks when Robbo hurts his hamstring 8-).
    
    First time we've a full team and we've no game on Saturday... typical
    What's the odds on having a full team for Saturday week. 
32.18431-0 and on to Villa ParkESSB::BLONGRumbleows &amp; Euro Super Cup Winners 92Thu Oct 08 1992 21:127
32.1844WOTVAX::SHAW27::WATTERSONPyokFri Oct 09 1992 12:254
    
    Excellant report Brian, almost sounds as if you were there...... :-)
    
    Paul
32.1845A RegularESSB::BLONGRumbleows &amp; Euro Super Cup Winners 92Fri Oct 09 1992 13:153
32.1846WARNUT::TPCASE::PICKERINGSSimon PickeringFri Oct 09 1992 17:002
Lee Sharpe is to play for the A-team this Saturday 
& next Tuesday. The sooneer he is fitter, the better..
32.1847Lee SharpeMIACT::MASONMon Oct 12 1992 14:047
    re -1
    
    I read in the Sunday papers that he played a full 90 minutes in a Bteam
    game on Saturday (sorry, forgotten the opponents) which we won 3-0. He 
    is quoted as saying that he felt good. Here's hoping.
    
    J
32.1848SharpeESSB::BLONGRumbleows &amp; Euro Super Cup Winners 92Mon Oct 12 1992 14:5911
32.1849SharpeESSB::BLONGI Was There on the Stretford EndThu Oct 15 1992 14:544
32.1850No injuries MACNAS::CWALSHLife's a beach, then you diveThu Oct 15 1992 16:109
32.1851Madchester is dead.. viva South LondonYUPPY::PANESDan Quayle? Just say noe!Fri Oct 16 1992 12:2710
      <<< Note 32.1846 by WARNUT::TPCASE::PICKERINGS "Simon Pickering" >>>

>Lee Sharpe is to play for the A-team this Saturday 
>& next Tuesday. The sooneer he is fitter, the better..


Did he have number 3 on his back or a monkey? ( obtuse drug reference ,
allegedly).

Stuart
32.1852United to beat the PoolESSB::BLONGI Was There on the Stretford EndFri Oct 16 1992 15:016
32.1853What's he on about?WARNUT::WARNUT::PICKERINGSSimon PickeringFri Oct 16 1992 15:463
    Re .1851
    
    Too obtuse for me, I'm afraid....
32.1854ESSB::BLONGI Was There on the Stretford EndFri Oct 16 1992 16:016
32.1855Light Blue touch paper and retire.....PANIC::ANDERSONThe original MagpiesFri Oct 16 1992 18:0521
    Re :
    
>>   <<< Note 32.1848 by ESSB::BLONG "Rumbleows & Euro Super Cup Winners 92" >>>
                                  -< Sharpe >-

>>	... This should put an end to all the rumours about his lifestyle ,
>>	as we all know what Fergie does to those who don't toe the line.
    
    Brian,
    
    The info I posted in 32.1678 (Now mysteriously set hidden) concerning
    young Mr. Sharpe's affinity for the wilder side of life came to me
    from 'inside the game', so I'm sure is not totally unfounded.
    
    With regard to toe-ing (sic) the line, then Mr. Ferguson obviously
    finds it acceptable for a certain member of the side to get his kicks
    from 'the odd session' then ? After all, he rarely gets his kicks on
    the park these days does he....
    
    Rob
    
32.1857CHEFS::HOUSEBFri Oct 16 1992 18:236
    Greg,
    
    Impressive personal name, how long did it take you to think that one
    up then ????
    
    		Roger Mellie.
32.1858!@#$%PEKING::BAREFIELDAJACK CHARLTON IS A DESPICABLE PERSONFri Oct 16 1992 18:265
    
    I think he's just summing up his club!
    
    
    
32.1859A stupid drunkard. and Robson's not much betterYUPPY::PANESDan Quayle? Just say noe!Fri Oct 16 1992 18:2812
         <<< Note 32.1855 by PANIC::ANDERSON "The original Magpies" >>>
                  -< Light Blue touch paper and retire..... >-

    
>    With regard to toe-ing (sic) the line, then Mr. Ferguson obviously
>    finds it acceptable for a certain member of the side to get his kicks
>    from 'the odd session' then ? After all, he rarely gets his kicks on
>    the park these days does he....
    
      I do hope this isn't a reference to Captain Marvel.

      Stuart
32.1860V. FUNNY............................**NOT**PEKING::DAVIESGI'm eating my headFri Oct 16 1992 19:3912
    
    Thanks very much whoever changer my personal name! 
    You just can't leave your terminal alone for 2 minutes here whitout
    some git doing something!!!
    
    Sorry if anyone was offended, that note has been deleted now.
    
    Greg...
    
    P.S. The message itself still stands, 2 - 1 to UNITED this sunday...
    
    
32.1861Lazy Sunday afternoon...MIACT::MASONMon Oct 19 1992 12:5327
    Man United 2 Liverpool 2
    
    A very dull game for the most part, with the 'Pool being the better
    side for 80% of it. We started off really well and ended really well
    but the in-between bits gave me nightmares. We went down to a real soft
    goal - a defence which looked like a sieve. Good God.
    
    The fire was there in the beginning but we lost it - no direction man.
    We need someone leading from midfield. Brucey is a nice guy and all
    that but he doesn't motivate like he should. 
    
    Their second, and Rush's 200th (?) was nicely taken - Pally should've
    been quicker and wasn't, and on the telly last night, I thought that
    Schmeical should've got it. Kanchelskis off in the second half and
    Blackmore came on, a decision which no-one agreed to at first, but it
    paid dividends as he set up a nice Mark Hughes lob. After that we
    seemed to get in gear and most thought we'd left it too late. The Kop
    were still chanting "Uselessss" when up he popped in the 90th minute to
    get our second. We became demented idiots..(no comments please).
    
    We deserved the draw in the end, but at times, Liverpool made us look
    like a Sunday league side. They seem to have got back to normal,
    playing some nice, simple, passing football. We lacked direction and
    any real penetration. Sparky had a good game, but McClair was bloody
    awful again. I look forward to seeing Sharpe back in the side.
    
    J
32.1862Close shave not arf!!!SHAWB1::STOCKMANSMon Oct 19 1992 18:0020
Sounds about right that Julie!!!

I must admit I thought Marsh & especially Molby were
superb for the pool!
Molby's passing was excellent.

McClair was terrible. He was non-existent during the
2nd half. What a surprise blackmore turned out to be though.

Why Fergie perseveres with McClair I just don't know.
Could it be that they're both scottish perhaps?????

Normally it's a case that we play lovely football & don't
score. Yesterday, we played crap football & (fortunately for us)
scored 2 towards the end. Mind you, did that have something to
do with the fact that Molby had left the park as our play most
certainly did improve or was it a cunning plan by fergie to
take off Kanchelskis for Sunbed Shades a la Red Square!

Simon
32.1863WANTED : A STRIKERMSAM03::ROBERTLIMrock round the locksMon Oct 19 1992 18:4917
    re:-2
    
    Rush (257?/267?) beat Roger Hunt's scoring record for Liverpool.
    
    As for the match, it was highly forgettable except for Spark's goals. 
    Giggs, as usual, delivered the goods.  However, last season's poised
    and controlled was lacking.  It was all huff and puff style.
    
    Game was shown live over here in Malaysia at 2300 hrs.  I was so
    disappointed that went to bed at half-time!  This is the first time
    that I have done that in a ManU game.  It was so depressing and I am
    very worried about our chances this year.
    
    Fergie, pls get another striker!  Remember what happened last year when
    Sparky's goals dried up?
    
    RobLim
32.1864Super SparkeyESSB::BLONGI Was There on the Stretford EndTue Oct 20 1992 17:5711
32.1865Fantasy V. RealityVAXVLS::CCASEYTue Oct 20 1992 18:352
    what would you expect from a Mancky fan only a one sided report ot the
    match get a life and face reality will ya....
32.1866re .-1XSTACY::MDUNPHYThe Hit ManTue Oct 20 1992 19:476
Ya,
	At least Us Arsenal Fans are realistic....

	It wont be another 25 years before we win the championship 8^)))

Mick
32.1867Just Not Good EnoughESSB::BLONGI Was There on the Stretford EndTue Oct 20 1992 20:1711
32.1868Fantasy IslandSIOG::APPS_PBLeague Champions 1967Tue Oct 20 1992 21:4928
32.1869???????ESSB::BLONGI Was There on the Stretford EndWed Oct 21 1992 12:4812
32.1870LIVERPOOL, right or wrongSIOG::APPS_PBLeague Champions 1967Wed Oct 21 1992 16:071
    
32.18713 points I HopeESSB::BLONGI Was There on the Stretford EndFri Oct 23 1992 15:006
32.1872Blackburn RoversMIACT::MASONFri Oct 23 1992 17:1014
    A tough time ahead for us tomorrow. Reports of Blackburn after the
    Villa game indicated that the Villa were lucky to survive. Blackburn are 
    a very strong side; they try and steamroller teams. They are very fast
    up front, something which I think our defenders may have a bit of trouble 
    with. Shearer is a very physical player (reminiscent of Sparky??!?) so he 
    should provide us with more than our fair share of problems. The only
    thing my Villa mate said was that he reckoned they'd be lost if they
    went 2 goals down! So that's all we need to do!!
    
    But, I'll go with Brian - we'll sneak it 1-0. Sparky to do the
    business.
    
    J
    
32.1873**********UNITED**********PEKING::DAVIESGI'm eating my headFri Oct 23 1992 17:316
    
    I'm not so sure that we'll be able to beat this team 1-0, I mean, with
    the attack as it is at the moment (i.e not v. good), I'll be happy with
    a draw. 1-1 or 2-2 will do me fine.
    
    Greg..
32.1874WinningOPG::TONYFri Oct 23 1992 18:058
Re -1 
We have to start winning ...draws will do nothing for us..If we have aspirations
for the title then we must go there for the 3 points..We always seem to beat
the top teams in Cup competitions away but its never the same in the league..!!

Henyways I 'll be keeping my fingers crossed as I have managed to get a ticket.

Tony
32.18750 - 0 THOUSAND YARD STARE.PEKING::DAVIESGI'm eating my headMon Oct 26 1992 11:007
    
    MUFC  0  Blackburn 0
    
    Saw the highlights on Beeb 1 on saturday, but can't remember what they
    were like..... Match Report anyone...??
    
    Greg....
32.1876Striker requiredWELCLU::GOLDSACKTue Oct 27 1992 20:2118
    My paper at the week-end said that Fergie was in Norway looking at a
    chap who was the Norway sub at Wembley recently. Firstly does anyone
    know any more about this and secondly, as I live in East Anglia I can
    recommend a little striker at Norwich. He seems to know where the net
    is, and although he doesn't run about as much as Mcclair he knows why
    he is running!
    
    Seriously, yes we need a striker, and we were unlucky with the injury
    to Dublin. Fergie has to make his mind up and go the whole hog for a
    Hirst, or McCoist and offer McClair plus cash plus Webb etc. If this
    doesn't work, why not go with a player for Aldridge simply to win the
    league this year. Then there are alwyas the other 1st division strikers
    such as Whitingham, Bull & Mutch.
    
    Buy now, save later! Not a cry from recession but Long Distant Man Utd
    fans.
    
    Mark           
32.18772-1 to United.PEKING::DAVIESGI'm eating my headWed Oct 28 1992 11:385
    
    Villa tonight at Villa Park in the cocoa cup.
    2 - 1 Will do.
    
    Greg...
32.1878We need Robbo.... Bobby *not*MACNAS::CWALSHLife's a beach, then you diveWed Oct 28 1992 12:5621
32.1879Will it be Another DrawESSB::BLONGI Was There on the Stretford EndWed Oct 28 1992 15:0310
32.1880Holders Go OutESSB::BLONGI Was There on the Stretford EndThu Oct 29 1992 11:3723
32.1881He's here, he's there,he's #$#$%$%%#@ everywhere...OPG::TONYThu Oct 29 1992 13:0011
Theres been a lot of debate in here about us (MUFC) needing a striker badly..!!
Well, I agree with that...but theres no need to buy one as we have one already..!
His name is Brian McClair..If Fergie had any sense he'd put him up front again
and I bet the goals will come...
Anyone who doesn't beleive me, just watch the United goals for season 87-88
thats proof that the guy can score if played in the right position. I think
he got 31 that season..Brilliant by our standards...!!!

So to summarise, I think the guy is good he's just playing in the wrong position.

Tony
32.1882LETS START SCORING!!!!!!PEKING::SHALLOMAThu Oct 29 1992 14:0628
    re-1
    
    I agree with you that MCclair is or can be a goal scorer but that just
    proves that Fergerson hasn't a clue what he is doing at present!
    
    He hasn't the bottle to drop players like Hughes and MClair who do alot
    of work during a game but don't score goals thats what they are paid
    for isn't it?
    
    As someone mentioned before why not get a player like Aldridge or
    Whittingam who don't miss from 5 yards like yesterday!!!
    We have players like Giggs and Kanchelskis who provide so many chances
    that we should be winning most game!
    
    I still can't believe why he sold the man who would be top league
    scorer if he had the chance to play every game for UNITED....
    
    
    
    
                    M A R K      R O B B I N S
    
    
    
       Regards,
    
                            Aron....
    
32.1883MClair up front WELCLU::CADDL.U.F.C. League Champions 1991/92Thu Oct 29 1992 14:4516
    
    
       Apparently  McGrath said that he headed it against the post because
    he didn't want to give the corner away !!!!!
    
       I see Fergie is in hot water after comments he made to a referee at a
    reserve game against Sunderland and may be disciplined.
    
       You are correct though MClair should be put up front, Sparky is ok
    but not consistent enough, he spends most of his time at the moment
    holding the ball up with no one ahead of him.
    
    
    Paul....
    
    
32.1884MUFC have no excuses left why they can't win the league this year :-).XSTACY::JLUNDON@ILO 890-4715 Leeds ChampionsThu Oct 29 1992 16:280
32.1885Were the crowd chanting Hughesie lastnightMACNAS::CWALSHLife's a beach, then you diveThu Oct 29 1992 19:045
    I heard Irwin was brought off injured lastnight....
    Any newses ????
    
    Colm.
    
32.1886Lots of spare room in trophy cabinet?AIMTEC::WICKS_ALiverpool 4 Norwich 1Thu Oct 29 1992 20:2711
    September/October 1992: Manc diary
    
    1. Get knocked out of Euro Cup - to concentrate on Coca Cola cup.
    
    2. Oct 28th get knocked out of Coca Cola cup - to concentrate on F.A Cup 
    
    ... to be continued (:==:)
    
    regards,
    
    Andrew.D.Wicks
32.1887Hows about.....OPG::TONYThu Oct 29 1992 20:3110
RE .1884

>MUFC have no excuses left why they can't win the league this year :-).


How's about....We are not good enough...!!!!!!!

Satisfied...???

Tony
32.1888No fixtur pile up, less injuries etcCHEFS::HOUSEBFri Oct 30 1992 13:268
    I don't know what all the doom and gloom is for in here.  If you are a
    Man Utd. fan the one thing you want to win is the league, surely.
    
    If so you are better off out of the Coca Cola and Euro and FA Cups to
    concentrate on the league which once again is anybodys for the taking.
    
    		Brian.
    
32.1889Fergie has money to spendESSB::BLONGI Was There on the Stretford EndFri Oct 30 1992 15:0110
32.1890YUPPY::PANESApache Twins - 300lbs of pure sexFri Oct 30 1992 15:2118
     <<< Note 32.1889 by ESSB::BLONG "I Was There on the Stretford End" >>>
                         -< Fergie has money to spend >-

>From The Star
>
>Alex Ferguson has been handed a 3 million cheque to save Manchester United's
>championship challenge - and his job. Last night it emerged that Fergie 
>has that 3 million at his disposal, but is unwilling to spend until the 
>right player comes along. Fergie has also been told to consider a stop-gap
>buy with John Aldridge and Tony Cottee top of the directors shopping list.

or how about Peter Davenport or Gary Birtles??

Helpfully yours,

Stuart


32.1891Lasted only MonthsILOV05::BLONGI Was There on the Stretford EndFri Oct 30 1992 16:097
32.1892PLUNDR::MORANWell Des, it was a bit of a bobbler....Fri Oct 30 1992 16:262
    
....or even Dion Dublin?
32.1893YUPPY::PANESApache Twins - 300lbs of pure sexFri Oct 30 1992 17:1919
32.1894ResultsESSB::BLONGI Was There on the Stretford EndFri Oct 30 1992 19:4352
Manchester United Fixtures for Season 92/93      Score

* LIVE ON SKY                                      

Sat 15th Aug  Sheffield United  (A)               1-2  Hughes
Wed 18th Aug  Everton           (H)               0-3
Sat 22nd Aug  Ipswich Town      (H)               1-1  Irwin
Mon 24th Aug  Southampton       (A)   *           1-0  Dublin
Sat 29th Aug  Notts Forest      (A)               2-0  Hughes,Giggs
Wed  2nd Sep  Crystal Palace    (H)               1-0  Hughes
Sun  6th Sep  Leeds United      (H)   *           2-0  Kanchelskis,Bruce
Sat 12th Sep  Everton           (A)               2-0  McClair,Bruce (Pen)
Wed 16th Sep  Torpedo Moscow    (H)               0-0
Sat 19th Sep  Tottenham         (A)               1-1  Giggs
Wed 23rd Sep  Brighton & HA     (A) (CC Cup)      1-1  Wallace
Sat 26th Sep  Q.P.R.            (H)               0-0
Tue 29th Sep  Torpedo Moscow    (A)               0-0  (Beaten on Penalties)
Sat  3rd Oct  Middlesboro       (A)               1-1  Bruce (Pen)
Wed  7th Oct  Brighton & HA     (H) (CC Cup)      1-0  Hughes
Sun 18th Oct  Liverpool         (H)   *           2-2  Hughes (2)
Sat 24th Oct  Blackburn Rovers  (A)               0-0
Wed 28th Oct  Aston Villa       (A) (CC Cup)      0-1
Sat 31th Oct  Wimbledon         (H)
Sat  7th Nov  Aston Villa       (A)
Sat 21th Nov  Oldham Athletic   (H)
Sat 28th Nov  Arsenal           (A)
Sun  6th Dec  Man City          (H)   *
Sat 12th Dec  Norwich City      (H)
Sat 19th Dec  Chelsea           (A)
Sat 26th Dec  Sheffield Wed     (A)
Mon 28th Dec  Coventry City     (H)
Sat  2nd Jan  FA Cup 3rd Round
Sat  9th Jan  Tottenham         (H)
Sat 16th Jan  Q.P.R.            (A)
Sat 23rd Jan  FA Cup 4th Round
Wed 27th Jan  Notts Forest      (H)
Sat 30th Jan  Ipswich Town      (A)
Sat  6th Feb  Sheffield Utd     (H)
Wed  9th Feb  Leeds United      (A)
Sat 13th Feb  Crystal Palace    (A) (FA Cup 5th Round)
Sat 20th Fed  Southampton       (H)
Sat 27th Feb  Middlesboro       (H)
Sat  6th Mar  Liverpool         (A) (FA Cup 6th Round)
Sat 13th Mar  Aston Villa       (H)
Sat 20th Mar  Man City          (A)
Wed 24th Mar  Arsenal           (H)
Sat  3rd Apr  Norwich City      (A) (FA Cup Semi-Final)
Sat 10th Apr  Sheffield Wed     (H)
Mon 12th Apr  Coventry City     (A)
Sat 17th Apr  Chelsea           (H)
Sat  1st May  Blackburn Rovers  (H)
Sat  8th May  Wimbledon         (A)                        
32.1895A Win PleaseESSB::BLONGI Was There on the Stretford EndSat Oct 31 1992 15:5116
32.1896so you're going to "shut up shop":-))MACNAS::MJGREANEYBananna RepublicMon Nov 02 1992 11:181
    
32.1897Black Saturday..again...MIACT::MASONMon Nov 02 1992 13:2530
    M United 0 Wimbledon 1
    
    An unbelievably c**p game by anyone's standards. We were all over the
    place. Our best player by far was Paul Parker who, with Peter Schmeical
    saved us from losing by an even bigger margin. Our midfield was
    non-existent, Ferguson struggled against Vinny Jones. Paul Ince was on
    another planet, his passing was diabolical, and I won't mention
    McClair.
    
    Again, we had no purpose and no passion. Wimbledon took us apart and it
    was inevitable that they would score. Paul Parker's only real mistake
    in the match (he ran the length of the field to make a bad tackle just
    outside the box) gave Wimbledon a free kick which they converted well.
    Blackmore shot once, Ince directed a nice header, but apart from that,
    we created no real goal-scoring chances.
    
    McClair is being played to deep. He needs to be up front if he is to
    play at all. We need someone solid in midfield - Ferguson has promise
    but he is too young and inexperienced. We don't pass the ball like we
    should, we're just hitting and hoping. And the inevitable, we need a
    proven goalscorer.
    
    On another note, the shareholders meeting is on Friday 20th Nov. For
    those of us (fans not businessmen) who bought shares to be a part of
    the club we support, it bodes to be a fiesty affair. I'm not going to
    miss it! Edwards is due a rollocking - a 30 grand payrise and the
    audacity not to release money to Fergie to improve and strengthen the
    squad which MUFC plc should be all about. Watch this space.
    
    J
32.1898Were Just Not Good Enough-NowESSB::BLONGI Was There on the Stretford EndMon Nov 02 1992 22:3118
32.1899MOVE ON UPDOOZER::OPERATORTue Nov 03 1992 13:247
    
    Big Ron of the villa wants to team up Hughes with Saunders and if
    United were interested Dalian Atkinson could be part of the deal..
    
    Alex Fergerson plans to give supporters free admission to the reserve
    match at Burys Gigg Lane so that Norwegian Tore Dahlum can get a
    taste  of a real game...???..so the papers said
32.1900FORTY2::ETHERIDGELampshadeTue Nov 03 1992 14:229
	That would be madness by Big Ron (jangle, jangle) because judging
	from Sundays performance against QPR, Deano and Dalian are 
	doing really well together. Why swap an in form player who is 
	combining well with his striking partner, with a badly out of form one,
	who couldnt finish a book?

	Whats your source? I havent seen the papers today yet.

	Ian
32.1901PEKING::NAGLEJTue Nov 03 1992 17:195
    
    
    Just a wind up I expect.
    
    JN.
32.1902Daily MirrorESSB::BLONGI Was There on the Stretford EndTue Nov 03 1992 18:262
32.1903IT MUST BE TRUEDOOZER::OPERATORTue Nov 03 1992 18:4011
     
    Read it in the Daily Mirror today pages 30 31
    
    A friend of mine saw Lee Sharpe in Manchester at the weekend
    (IDOLS IN PICCADILLY) he said he's back to full fitness and
    should be in contention for a first team place very soon.....
    
    And for all you SHARPE WITTERS..He was'nt drunk and there were no
    substances to be seen...
    
     
32.1904Is the monkey on his back Ryan Giggs?YUPPY::PANESApache Twins - 300lbs of pure sexTue Nov 03 1992 18:5819
                    <<< Note 32.1903 by DOOZER::OPERATOR >>>
                              -< IT MUST BE TRUE >-

     
>    Read it in the Daily Mirror today pages 30 31
    
>    A friend of mine saw Lee Sharpe in Manchester at the weekend
>    (IDOLS IN PICCADILLY) he said he's back to full fitness and
>    should be in contention for a first team place very soon.....
    
>    And for all you SHARPE WITTERS..He was'nt drunk and there were no
>    substances to be seen...
    
 

      You havent got the needle about his alleged problems have you?

     Stuart ( insolvency abuser )    

32.1905Young, good-looking...but thickMIACT::MASONWed Nov 04 1992 17:358
    I reckon that this drink/drugs rumour has been created by his agent to
    pep-up his image as a young happ'nin' sex machine; there was an
    interview-ette in Saturday's match programme with him and he sounds
    like a real boring/thick b*****d.
    
    Just my token-female opinion...
    
    J
32.1906How about a GoalESSB::BLONGEurope is Scouse FreeThu Nov 05 1992 21:449
32.1907So does PallisterMACNAS::CWALSHFergie likes it up the BumFri Nov 06 1992 15:1215
    Any news on Robbo ? Surely he's alright now!! He played in the game
    against Moskow and that was what .... 3or 4 weeks ago... That was
    practically a full game aswell with the extra game.
    We need him so badly he could be just the spur to give the team a bit
    of confidence and hopefully with a bit of confidence we might get a
    goal every few games. How good that would be.
    
    What's the story with Dahlum(sp) ? Is he on trial or is he actually
    signed. I saw him in the EC and was very impressed with him but he
    didn't look like a lethal goalscorer, it was Brolin did all the scoring.
    
    Colm.
    
    p.s.   Someone got into my a/c and changed my personal name and I was
    too lazy to change it.....
32.1908Wrong GuyESSB::BLONGEurope is Scouse FreeFri Nov 06 1992 16:1315
32.1909Robbo's returnMIACT::MASONFri Nov 06 1992 16:329
    re 1907
    
    
    Robbo came on as substitute in the second half of the game against
    Wimbledon last Saturday. He was practically invisible to be perfectly
    honest and looked slow. But then again he has been out awhile. Give him
    some time and the captain's mantle back and you never know.
    
    J
32.1910Slip sliding awayMACNAS::CWALSHLeeds for division 1Mon Nov 09 1992 14:189
    Aston Villa  1   Man (can't score) Utd  0
    Atkinson 11
    
    McGrath and big Ron are certainly after getting their own bit of
    revenge.
    
    Time to hit some sort of crisis button methinks.
    
    Colm.
32.1911Give us a GoalESSB::BLONGEurope is Scouse FreeMon Nov 09 1992 16:127
32.1912Saturday's gameMIACT::MASONMon Nov 09 1992 17:1913
    re -1
    
    I didn't think we looked THAT bad on MOTD. I thought that Giggs and
    Sharpe combined well - looks like a promising combination. On Radio 5
    they commented that there was not much to choose between the two sides,
    apart, of course from the goal. Schmeical had a good-un but should
    really learn to keep his gob shut. Critisizing team and manager in the
    press is not the way to go. We all know what the problem is but that
    kind of behaviour is just churlish.
    
    Roll on next Friday.....heads will roll...
    
    J
32.1913GOALS PLEASE............PEKING::SHALLOMAMon Nov 09 1992 18:3610
    re-1
    
    I dont agree with you I'm afraid...If Schmeical feels that way as do
    many supporters then at leat something might be done about the
    problem...If players as good a him are unhappy that the club should be
    doing better than it is at present...but nothing is being done about it
    then feel free to critisize..
    
    
                     Aron...
32.1914Choccy was subbbbb...!!!!!OPG::TONYMon Nov 09 1992 21:2116
I personally dont beleive that McClair was sub...!!! Its was about time..!!!
But once again Fergusson shows how he will stick to his guns..to get his way..!!
US the supporters have been saying that McClair should either get dropped or
be put up front for about 7 weeks now..But Fergusson no he stuck at it..!!
So he waits until the team lose 3 games in a row and then decides to drop him..
And his indecision has cost the side..

It was only last season when the team were playing really well and he had Phelan
running around like a donkey absolutely not being with it and basically hindering
the side for ages before he realised that this guy was not up to the job ..!!

It seems to me that he is very slow to react to a situation...Fergusson that is.



Tony ( %issed off with Fergie)
32.1915Villa look like championsIMBUSY::SPAINThere's always the U.S.Mon Nov 09 1992 21:318
    
    I was at the game on Saturday.  Despite being totally jetlagged I
    really enjoyed it.  Both sides played some excellent football with
    Villa looking a class side.  Atkinson, McGrath and Staunton were out of
    this world.  Giggs looked good for United but they have big problems. 
    They need a playmaker and a striker.
    
    Gary.
32.1916Stretford = West EndWOTVAX::MACDONALDIStalybridge CelticTue Nov 10 1992 11:4027
    
    Listening to Radio 5  last night and the Oldham/Norwich match, there
    was a report at half-time on how directors and clubs treat their fans.
    The director of Barnet was caught on tape saying that Barnet did not
    need any supporters, only to deny that he had said it in a later
    interview. What a pratt he is. There was a rep
    from the Supporters Association on as well and she was saying how bad
    he was and what the supporters of barnet had done for the club, like
    paying 4000 for some physio equipment and paying the clubs electricity
    bill each season(she even mentioned that the police should be brought
    in), it was after this that she said that this was a problem
    throughout the game, that directors were not interested in the game
    only in making money. She made reference to martin Edwards who took over
    from his father as chairman of Man Utd, yet his main sport at the time
    was Rugby, not exactly the attitude needed for a football club, and
    she felt that it now shines through that Martin E is only interestd in the
    money side, as can seen by the ridiculous price increases in admission.
    Must say that I have to agree. 
    Anyway what was also mentioned is that the Stretford End has gone
    forever, in the fact that when the new stand is completed it will not
    be called the Stretford End???!!! It will be clled the West End ???!!!
    Anyone else heard of this and if so what was your reaction. My own
    opinion is that it is a very bad move for the club. Liverpool have
    always had the Kop etc.. and Utd shoould always have the Stretford End,
    why change now????? 
    
    mac
32.1917YUPPY::PANESBeware geeks bearing giftsTue Nov 10 1992 12:0512
         <<< Note 32.1915 by IMBUSY::SPAIN "There's always the U.S." >>>
                         -< Villa look like champions >-

    
>    They need a playmaker and a striker.
                                 ^^^^^^^

      Maybe they'll put in a bid for Mark Robbins.


    Stuart 
   
32.1918Another 3 nails in Fergies coffin!!!PEKING::SHALLOMATue Nov 10 1992 12:261
    
32.1919Stretford End in the WestOPG::TONYTue Nov 10 1992 15:5819
Re .1916 

	In the last home game against Wimbledon the United Review (thats the
match programme) had an article regarding the change of name to the Stretford
End.
It basically said that in the interest of safety to supporters and also as part 
of Lord Justices Taylors report the new stand will be known as the West stand.
They recognise that  for the most United supporters attending regularly and
know their way around the stadium, but in the event of an incident there are 
alot of energency services that might not know the geographical layout of Old
Trafford. Supporters wishing to still call it the Stretford End could still
do so..and its their desire to provide as safe environment as is humanly possible
(excluding scousers and Sheeps), and that they have no intention to take the heart
out of our club....Martin Edwards and Alex are doing that quite well as it is.!!


Fair enough.!!

Tony
32.1920MOEUR3::CROUCHI threw up the Dagmar Xmas DinnerTue Nov 10 1992 17:2510
>but in the event of an incident there are 
>alot of energency services that might not know the geographical layout of Old
>Trafford. 

    But that's a lousy argument isn't it? The emergency services don't know
    where the Stretford End is, but they will know where the West Stand is.
    How? Do they all carry a compass? Why not just stick up a big sign
    saying "Stretford End this way."?

    Andy
32.1921A rose by any other name...MIACT::MASONTue Nov 10 1992 18:276
    At the end of the day, does it really matter what the idiots want to
    call it. To us, it will always be the Stretford End, no matter what.
    All I care about is that we get it back quickly, its really eery at Old
    Trafford at the moment. Give us back our shouting boys.
    
    J
32.1922only joshing chapsYUPPY::PANESBeware geeks bearing giftsTue Nov 10 1992 19:3213
   <<< Note 32.1920 by MOEUR3::CROUCH "I threw up the Dagmar Xmas Dinner" >>>


>    But that's a lousy argument isn't it? The emergency services don't know
>    where the Stretford End is, but they will know where the West Stand is.
>    How? Do they all carry a compass? Why not just stick up a big sign
>    saying "Stretford End this way."?

     Perhaps a sign post indicating the way to the back of the goal might
     be more appropriate.


     Stuart
32.1923Grandad, do you remember United scoring a goal?GALVIA::SPAINThere's always the U.S.Tue Nov 10 1992 19:3624
    
    
            <<< Note 32.1922 by YUPPY::PANES "Beware geeks bearing gifts"
    >>>
                                -< only joshing chaps >-
    
       <<< Note 32.1920 by MOEUR3::CROUCH "I threw up the Dagmar Xmas
    Dinner" >>>
    
    
    >    But that's a lousy argument isn't it? The emergency services don't
    know
    >    where the Stretford End is, but they will know where the West
    Stand is.
    >    How? Do they all carry a compass? Why not just stick up a big sign
    >    saying "Stretford End this way."?
    
    >Perhaps a sign post indicating the way to the back of the goal
    >might be more appropriate.
    
    
        And one for the players too.
    
    Gary.
32.1924There's only one Stretford EndESSB::BLONGEurope is Scouse FreeTue Nov 10 1992 20:526
32.1925Webb on the WayESSB::BLONGEurope is Scouse FreeWed Nov 11 1992 13:004
32.1926Hirst could be a manc for that money..PEKING::WILSOND1DAVE WILSON @WLCWed Nov 11 1992 13:535
32.1927Robins Back HomeWOTVAX::MACDONALDIStalybridge CelticWed Nov 11 1992 14:4511
    
    why not spend say 1.5 million and get Robins back ??? Thus leaving some
    money in the kitty for other players, or another striker.
    
    OK it will mean Fergie going back on a cock-up of his own doing, but it
    might work !! :)
    
    Should maybe try to part-ex Webb for Keane of Forrest, but a million
    for Webb, well that is an offer no-one can refuse, or can they ???
    
    mac
32.1928Confused..MIACT::MASONWed Nov 11 1992 15:424
    I've heard that the Hirst deal would involve Webb as a part exchange!
    What's going on chaps?
    
    Confused of Birmingham
32.1929No wayUNTADH::WILCOCKSONBrrrrrrrWed Nov 11 1992 16:212
    4 million plus Webb for Hirst? - I don't think so! - you'll need to
    dip a bit deeper into your pockets than that!
32.1930Who Next???ESSB::BLONGEurope is Scouse FreeWed Nov 11 1992 19:207
32.1931Maybe David White ???MACNAS::CWALSHLeeds for division 1Wed Nov 11 1992 20:5716
    I think he should go for someone who is not doing so well at his club
    at the moment but has been known to be a good goalscorer. A change of
    club often brings out the best of a player who is not doing brilliant
    at his own club. Look at Dean Saunders, Mark Robins, Mick Harford....
    I'm sure there are many more.
    
    This way managers are more inclined to sell the player quicker. I can't
    think of any such player off hand (that's Fergies job) maybe Robert
    Fleck or someone who is doing disastirously(sp) bad..... they have to be
    better than McClair.
    
    He was never going to get Hirst, he is playing too well for Wednesday
    to sell him (espicially big Ron).
    
    
    Colm.
32.1932Wrong ClubESSB::BLONGEurope is Scouse FreeWed Nov 11 1992 22:055
32.1933Cloughie is NEVER fooled by the mancs!!!!MACNAS::MJGREANEYBananna RepublicThu Nov 12 1992 11:1713
    re:.1925
    
    	You must be joking ,Cloughie paying you Mancs a million for 
    "Neil 'fat wallet' Webb"......the price is 750,000....
        personal arrangements have yet to be sorted out!!
    
    
    After all these years you lot should know that OBE ALWAYS makes a nice
    little profit from deals involving ex-FOREST players to mancland and
    back!!!
    
    
    M.J.
32.1934They now know where the net is ?!WOTVAX::MACDONALDIStalybridge CelticThu Nov 12 1992 11:3124
    
    
    Man Utd 3 (yes 3 goals)	Brondby 2
    McClair 14			Hogh 50(pen)
    Wallace 44			Larsen 89
    Phelan 80
    
    Att: 5102 - The lowest Post-War attendance for a first team game !!!
    
    Utd open part of their new West/Stretford End last night, with a
    special offer of #6 a ticket(seat of course). Judging by the attendance
    not many took the offer up???!!!
    
    Notice how the players that scored are the ones we all comment
    negatively about... Just shows. Utd had 6 first team players out of
    this side with a lot of the youth team on display in their place.
    
    It does look as though Webby is going back to Forrest at about 800k. A
    bit more spending money. Maybe Fergie should go for Deane of Sheff Utd,
    should get a reasonable price, and why not spend a bit extra and bring
    TGA from Tranmere, should be able to get him for about 500k, worth a
    little try...
    
    mac
32.1935reliefMIACT::MASONThu Nov 12 1992 15:4114
    The attendance figure obviously reflects the current mood at Old
    Trafford. Even a friendly would attract at least double this figure
    under normal circumstances. Are you listening up there in the
    boardroom?
    
    Nice to see McClair on the scoresheet - under no pressure whatsoever he
    manages to do the business. It remains to be seen what happens to him
    in our next League fixture. 
    
    Has anyone got a team-list? I would be interested to see the side which
    created the chances to score 3 goals.
    
    J
              
32.1936Hailstones, don't you just love'm! Not Arf!SHAWB1::STOCKMANSThu Nov 12 1992 16:5451
A few of us braved the hailstones last night & went along to the
game.
Despite the poor weather conditions the football was quite good.
The low attendance & poor weather conditions perhaps took the
shine off the game though.

The team lineup if I remember rightly was:

1	Peter Schmeichel (Captain)
2	Paul Parker
3	Lee Martin
4	Steve Bruce
5
6	Keith Gillespie
7	Bryan Robson
8	Mike Phelan
9	Brian McClair
10	Danny Wallace
11	Lee Sharpe


I can't remember who the other player was.
According to the program No.5 should have been NEIL WEBB!

Ole Webbie was probably having dinner at Cloughies though.

Subs were Brian Carey, Fraser Digby, Chris Casper, Nicky Butt
& Colin McKee.


I felt really sorry for the peeps in the Stretford End! We got 
soaked & were supposedly undercover!


I must say I'm sorry to see Webb go. Agreed he needs to play 1st
team footie so another club is the best place for him but I really
do feel that Webb played a massive part in the teams performance
& goalscoring up until Christmas of last year.

At the last league match against the wombles the fans were calling
for him.

If Fergie don't like him though then he's got no chance.

Good luck to Neil anyway. I'm sure he'll lift Forest off the bottom
of the table & come back to Old Trafford & score a hattrick against
us!


Si...

32.1937Sparky going??PEKING::DAVIESGI'm eating my headFri Nov 13 1992 10:325
    
    ..Read in the paper today that Fergie is going to offer Sparky and cash
    for Hirst. 
    
    Greg...
32.1938Stevie Bulls CousinESSB::BLONGEurope is Scouse FreeFri Nov 13 1992 11:355
32.1939MACNAS::CWALSHLeeds for division 1Mon Nov 16 1992 17:176
    re. -1
    
    Did he play in the cup Brian ??
    
    Colm.
    
32.1940What a load of Rubbish..ESASE1::CWALSHMancs for Div. 2Mon Nov 16 1992 17:456
32.1941????ESSB::BLONGEurope is Scouse FreeMon Nov 16 1992 17:494
32.1942WOTVAX::SHAW27::WATTERSONPEverton Everton rah rah rahMon Nov 16 1992 17:557
    
    Re Gary Bull
    
    Duncan McKenzie said on 606 that it was all a hoax - Man Utd never
    contacted Barnet about Bull.
    
    Paul
32.1943Bees not in hive of activity on transfer scene!ARRODS::OHAGANBThe Return of KipperheadMon Nov 16 1992 18:124
    Barnet are'nt allowed to take part in any transfer dealings anyway.
    
    barry
                                                                       
32.1944Gorgeous pouting Panes, pondersYUPPY::PANESAcid house cooking by Psychadelia SmithMon Nov 16 1992 18:2112
       <<< Note 32.1943 by ARRODS::OHAGANB "The Return of Kipperhead" >>>
              -< Bees not in hive of activity on transfer scene! >-
                 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Barry,


Have you still pinned your hopes on becoming a sub-editor at fortress Wapping?
               

Stuart                                                        

32.1945It Was in the PapersESSB::BLONGEurope is Scouse FreeMon Nov 16 1992 18:238
32.1946Bazzers Busy Bees Bolloc...ARRODS::OHAGANBThe Return of KipperheadMon Nov 16 1992 18:457
    .44
    
    Stuart, as note .1945 testifies, I'm only at the half truth level
    in my bid to become a son of Wapping. Only when I can completely
    fabricate whole stories will the job be mine.
    
    barry.
32.1947TRUCKS::WARDRMon Nov 16 1992 19:261
    6 million - that's my final offer ..
32.1948TRUCKS::WARDRMon Nov 16 1992 19:271
    OK 7 million .. positively, absolutely ..
32.1949ESSB::BLONGEurope is Scouse FreeMon Nov 16 1992 21:184
32.1950MUFC plc AGMMIACT::MASONTue Nov 17 1992 13:085
    Brian, the AGM is on Friday starting at 11.30pm. Health permitting, I
    will be there.
    
    J
    
32.1951Fergie/Martin must go!MSAM00::ROBERTLIMrock round the locksThu Nov 19 1992 13:2912
    Julie
    
    Can you move a motion for Fergie and Martin to look for another job? 
    They have messed up enough!
    
    Hirst could get crocked after 1 game - remember Dublin? - there goes x
    million quids.  Moral of story - do not put all the eggs in one basket.
    
    Like I have said before, the midfielders should also contribute to the
    goals.  Is Ince's career record still at 1 league goal at ManU?
    
    RobLim
32.1952McClair wasn't playing..... SHOCK!!!MACNAS::CWALSHLeeds for division 1Thu Nov 19 1992 15:1619
    A good few MUFC players in action latnight.
    Irwin played good defensively for Ireland but I fear that playing for I
    reland might not benefit him as a Utd player.
    Ince was supposed to have done very well for England, I saw the
    highlights and he made Gazzas first and won the free kick for Pearce.
    
    Blackmore and Hughes played for Wales.... from what I saw Hughes looked
    very quiet and played in a midfield role. Giggs was brought on near the
    end, didn't see him in highlights. It's surprising that he doesn't
    start for Wales. It's Fergie that Yorath should take it out on not
    Giggs.
    
    No injuries anyway.
    
    One of the leakiest defences in the league on Sat Vs Oldham.
    Surely we might sneak one goal.  - yeah you're right it is too much to
    ask for -
    
    Colm.
32.1953WalesMIACT::MASONThu Nov 19 1992 15:5017
    re -1
    
    Giggs doesn't start for Wales because Yorath doesn't play the type of
    game that could easily encorporate him. He would rather bring him on
    towards the end of the game when the opposition is tiring up - the
    point being that his freshness and pace would get them.
    
    Unfortunately, that didn't happen last night.
    
    
    As for the meeting, apologies chaps but something has come up and I
    can't go. I'll try and get the lowdown from some guys at the game on
    Saturday. As for me putting forward a motion that Ferg and Edwards
    should go, I don't think you'll be short on people to do that one
    somehow..
    
    J
32.1954dreamlandMACNAS::JMURPHYIt's a Funny Old Game...Fri Nov 20 1992 16:4426
    
    Colm ,
    
    You seem to have contacted the same disease as some other manc noters
    
    What kind of rubbish are you on about with
    
    "Irwin played good defensively for Ireland but I fear that playing
    for Ireland might not benefit him as a Utd player..."
    
    What are you talking about.......better still what do you think
    you are talking about...
    
    That's nearly as bad as the personnel name that says...
    
    "Europe is Scouse free....."
    
    Does the owner of this personnel name not know...
    
    that "Europe was Manc free" weeks before it was Scouse free....
    
    
    
    in football
    
    jm
32.1955It'll happenMACNAS::CWALSHLeeds for division 1Fri Nov 20 1992 17:1113
    re. -1
    
    If you watched Irwin playing for Ireland and for Utd you'd know what
    I'm talking about. When he plays for Ireland he kicks the ball down the line
    every single time even if there is no-one there and I think he could
    start playing like this for Utd soon.
    His distribution while playing with Utd is excellent, and he can't do
    the same while playing for Ireland. 
    It happened to Steve Staunton while he was at Liverpool.
    
    Colm
    
    BTW what disease are you on about ???
32.1956Last English Team to taste European GloryESSB::BLONGEurope is Scouse FreeFri Nov 20 1992 18:106
32.1957?????ESSB::BLONGEurope is Scouse FreeFri Nov 20 1992 18:134
32.1958TRUCKS::SANTBut sir, it's *supposed* to do that!Mon Nov 23 1992 12:4915
32.1959Welcome to the Working WeekMIACT::MASONMon Nov 23 1992 12:5749
    The AGM was a fiery affair, but surprisingly, no-one was asked to
    resign. The overwhelming desire was for money to be released to Fergie
    to buy a decent striker. He was hoping to announce that David Hirst
    would be the man that morning, but his fax was responded to with a
    resounding NO. 
    
    It was requested that the shareholders forgoe their dividend payment as 
    it would save the club a couple of mill which could go into the "pot", 
    but it was rightly pointed out that MUFC plc had made a commitment to 
    the shareholders and had to go through with the payment. It is also a 
    stock market requirement. Anyhow, this money comes from a different 
    "pot" to the transfer money and it transpires that we now have 14 mill 
    for Fergie to play with. It couldn't be released before as MUFC plc had 
    to keep a certain credit balance to be in a good position on the stock 
    exchange. Begs the question business or football eh?
    
    MUFC 3  Oldham 0
    McClair (2)
    Hughes
    
    An excellent first half which after 15 minutes produced 2 cracking
    goals. After the barren spell of the past few weeks it was astounding.
    It was a different team that took to the field, no doubt about it. The
    catalyst imo was Lee Sharpe who looked absolutely brilliant. He was
    darting about as of old, holding the ball well and timing some great
    runs forward. His crosses were the business, producing some really
    exciting attacking moves.
    
    We could definately have had more than 3 in the first half. McClair was
    like a man possessed. Fergie played him up front (he listens at last)
    and it worked to perfection. It left Hughes free to run forward and
    wait for the ball rather than having to fight to create chances for
    himself. The midfield looked strong, Robson has given them a drive
    again. Giggs had a real off-day, playing on the wrong side of the field
    for him didn't really help, but he had a real howler.
    
    The second half was dull in comparison. We had to soak up a lot of
    Oldham pressure but they never really looked like scoring. The one real
    chance they had crashed against the bar.
    
    I was really encouraged by Saturday's performance especially in the
    light of the matches we've got in the run-up to Christmas. They played
    with a confidence which comes with *finally* sticking the ball in the
    back of the net. They were shooting from range and playing some great
    one-touch football.
    
    A huge sigh of relief and contentment all round...
    
    J
32.19603-0.... Are you sure ???MACNAS::CWALSHMon Nov 23 1992 19:5010
    Saw the goals on Skys wondershow yesterday. Nothing spectacular but at
    least McClair knows where the net is. They were two typical McClair
    goals ones which we haven't been seeing. Hopefully (fingers crossed)
    this might start some sort of a run for McClair now and you'd never
    know one of the midfielders might score.
    
    Colm.
    
    ps Good to see the Arse get stuffed!!!!
    
32.1961United scoring!PEKING::SHALLOMAMon Nov 23 1992 20:0511
    A good win at last...........Looks like United are also at full
    strenght for the first time in ages....Maybe now we will start winning
    and challenge for the title...
    
    
    
    Aron...
    
    
    p.s. I'm not getting carried away due to just 1 win but it's better than
        losing!  
32.1962It's O.T. on Dec 12th.ESSB::BLONGEurope is Scouse FreeMon Nov 23 1992 22:157
32.1963Break out the tissuesSIOG::APPS_PBManchester - Championship Free ZoneTue Nov 24 1992 10:285
    
    Re -1,
    
    Does this mean theres going to be more of those 'I was on the
    Stretford End & no one can take that away from me . . .' type mails?
32.1964Cry BabiesESSB::BLONGEurope is Scouse FreeTue Nov 24 1992 12:235
32.1965Not the 9 o'clock newsWOTVAX::MACDONALDIStalybridge CelticTue Nov 24 1992 13:1826
    RE .1963
    
       BORING !!!!!!!!!
    
    
    Any more news on who Utd are after as a striker????
    
    Is Pancev(sp!) of Inter Milan still a target, after his show on Sunday
    in the Milan derby, I think we could still do better, and I believe
    that he would not be available until the end of the season anyway.!
    Rumours have it that this could be Fergies last season, and that Robson
    is tipped to take over, anyone else hear about this??? Also that Utd
    are keeping their eye on John Aldridge (cue Cunno).....
    
    Man City have been given an extra 500 tickets to the derby with Utd a
    week on Sunday, this on top of the 200 they had already
    recieved.(surely that is 600 to many?!!)
    
    Utd's game against Oldham was the highest attendance this season approx
    33/34 thousand. I also believe that Oldham had a screen set up at
    Boundary Park on Saturday, did it happen ?? I read this in the Friday
    edition of the MEN. If so how many and how much were they charged??
    
    
    mac
    
32.1966OldhamMIACT::MASONTue Nov 24 1992 16:2713
    Oldham did have a screen set up in Boundary Park and had the game
    transmitted over to them live. Punters did have to pay but not the
    normal gate admission price I don't think. Joe Royall (sp?) said on GMR
    that if they broke even on the set-up cost then they would be happy.
    They only did it because United only let in a few hundred of their fans
    and they didn't want the rest to suffer. Good on 'em I say.
    
    RE Brian's visit to OT on December 12th, is this a cue for us United
    noters to get together for a beer or two?
    
    J
    
    
32.1967TRUCKS::SANTBut sir, it's *supposed* to do that!Tue Nov 24 1992 16:318
    
    	I'll lay odds that Brian *won't* be on the Stretford End.....
    
    
    
    	It's currently a building site.
    
    	Andy.
32.1968Did Someone say BeerESSB::BLONGEurope is Scouse FreeTue Nov 24 1992 17:516
32.1969Are you sure..????OPG::TONYTue Nov 24 1992 18:5417
RE. 1967

    	>I'll lay odds that Brian *won't* be on the Stretford End.....
    
    
    
    	>It's currently a building site.
    
    	>Andy.

Andy,

The Stretford End opened on Saturday against Oldham..Actually only
the Lower tier opened. It looked about 65% full as well. Obviously its uncovered
at the moment but it'll look great when its finished..

Tony
32.1970errrr....XSTACY::MDUNPHYWomen, You cant live with them.....pass the beer nutsTue Nov 24 1992 21:304
I think what he's trying to get at is that its no longer called the stretford
end. I think it's called the west stand..

Mick
32.1971Frog Leaps across peninesWELCLU::CADDL.U.F.C. League Champions 1991/92Thu Nov 26 1992 23:5323
    
    
    
    
       The Mancs have paid 1.2 million for Eric Cantona, he has not been in
    our squad for a few games now and was NOT happy at being on the bench
    or being subbed.His temperament in the end was his undoing at Elland
    Rd.
       It remains to be seen as to whether  Alex Ferguson will put up with
    his tantrums when he's subbed or doesn't get a game.
    
      It is a big blow for Leeds  fans who had taken Cantona to heart and a
    lot of people will be asking why when he has scored 11 goals already
    this season is he going to our arch rivals ?.
    
     Personally i think it opens up a position for Rocastle who hasn't
    been getting in the side at the expense of cantona up front, maybe that
    will change now the L'enfant Terrible has gone.
    
    
    
    
    Paul.....
32.1972Great news.....LEMAN::BURKHALTERFri Nov 27 1992 10:033
    ....my favourite player goes to my favourite team!
    
    -Dom
32.1973JRDV04::CHAMPOLLIONFri Nov 27 1992 10:4711
32.1974BLKPUD::WATTERSONPBy eck it's parkyFri Nov 27 1992 11:225
    
    It's true - sounds very weird to me, I imagine they'll be a few p'ed
    off Leeds supporters today.
    
    Paul
32.1975CANTONA SEES REDDOOZER::OPERATORFri Nov 27 1992 11:2910
     
    ERIC CANTONA will today join UNITED for 1.2 million
    
    I hope we don't have to be to patient before he starts hitting the
    sort of form he was in at the begining of the season..two hatricks
    in seventeen days will do nicely again...A brilliant flair player
    with good control, The only reason I can think of why he left Leeds
    is because they tend to play the high ball to Chapman alot and maybe
    that did'nt suit him..who knows..who cares...he's now a UNITED player.
    
32.1976CantonaXSTACY::JLUNDON@GAO 822-4715 Leeds ChampionsFri Nov 27 1992 11:4012
re -2

I'm not particularly P'ed off. We made a profit on him for the few months he
played, we won the championship too! I agree he scores a lot of goals but isn't 
the sort of player that exactly goes out and gets the ball for you in awkward 
situations. He played particularly poorly when it counted against Rangers and
has drifted out of other games when it suited him. Good luck with him. We did.

                        James.

P.S. I think it is in his contract that for every goal he gets against Leeds 
the Mancs will have to pay Leeds 100K :-).
32.1977unbelievable.......TRUCKS::SANTBut sir, it's *supposed* to do that!Fri Nov 27 1992 14:2221
    
    	Well I'm amazed that Alex has actually made such an astute and
    	inspired signing...
    
    	Many of you Leeds fans have been saying what a great player he
    	is and how he brings other players into the game, sets up chances,
    	scores brilliant goals. I hope he continues to for us!
    
    	I think we all know by now, with JF's knowledge of the man, that
    	he's a bit flakey, but he made the difference to Leeds'
    	championship challenge last year and no mistake.
    
    	I can understand any Leeds fan being extremely disappointed at
    	losing such class and ability, less-so at the departure of someone
    	who plays for himself at whatever cost to his team.
    
    	United (the Manchester variety!) certainly need a goal-scorer to
    	do that for six months as of now.
    
    	Andy.
   
32.1978OOH ARH or not ?WELCLU::GOLDSACKFri Nov 27 1992 14:4412
    This signing has just about made by day. My brother is a Leeds fan and
    I'll never forget the night he called me from a telephone box outside
    the civic reception that Leeds received for winning the league. All I
    could hear was approx 60,000 poeple chanting OH AH Cantona, and my
    brother laughing down the phone. The look on his face when I pooped
    round last night to tell him was sheer delight.
    
    On a more serious note who will be displaced from the the currect team,
    and even more serious what will the UTD faithful sing? I can't beleive
    they will simply continue with the OOH AR theme. Any ideas?
    
    Mark
32.1979whoops.WELCLU::GOLDSACKFri Nov 27 1992 14:454
    Soory about the previous note. As much as I felt like "pooping" on
    brothers carpet I did infact Pop round!!!!
    
    MG 
32.1980A Snip at 1.2 MillionESSB::BLONGEurope is Scouse FreeFri Nov 27 1992 15:0114
32.1981TRUCKS::SANTBut sir, it's *supposed* to do that!Fri Nov 27 1992 17:0912
    
    	...but let's keep this in perspective...
    
    	Howard Wilkinson sold Cantona to Man Utd. Eric didn't choose
    	to leave Elland Road for OT *until* he knew HW was going to sell
    	him. 
    
    	Hardly a happy situation for Eric to find himself in, and it 
    	says something about Wilkinson...
    
    	Andy.
             
32.1982but what does a championship medal look like ERIC?MACNAS::MJGREANEYBananna RepublicFri Nov 27 1992 18:063
    
    
    at least one of the MANC players has a championship medal:-)
32.1983Answers on a Postcard to...SIOG::COLMANFri Nov 27 1992 18:5610
    
    Re: Last
    
    Since you brought it up who was the last player on the Mancs books 
    in possession of a league winners medal ?
    
    My guess is Gary Birtles but I could be wrong.
    
    Stephen C.
    
32.1984TRUCKS::SANTBut sir, it's *supposed* to do that!Fri Nov 27 1992 19:052
    
    	John Gidman?
32.1985ARRODS::OHAGANBFri Nov 27 1992 19:093
    Viv Anderson? Or did he miss Forest's late 70's championships?
    
    barry.
32.1986Well you didn't say which leagueMASALA::CGALLAGHERFri Nov 27 1992 19:143
    
    
    		Brian McClair.............Celtic 1985
32.1987ARRODS::OHAGANBFri Nov 27 1992 19:225
    re. 1986
    
    Was that the last time they won the Prem? Depressing if so. 
    
    barry. 
32.1988Some facts before the weekend starts for ye manc fans.....KBOMFG::TANNERWe're one, but we're not the sameFri Nov 27 1992 19:4344
   A few interesting facts taken from vnews (without permission)
A team of Manchester United players who went to Old Trafford after winning
League title honours elsewhere and so took a break from realistic Championship
contention.

        1. Jim Leighton - Aberdeen
        2. Viv Anderson - Nottingham Forest
        3. John Sirebaek - Vejle
        4. George Graham - Arsenal
        5. Gordon McQueen - Leeds
        6. Brian McClair - Celtic
        7. Gordon Strachen - Aberdeen
        8. Arnold Muhren - Ajax
        9. Joe Jordon - Leeds
        10.Gary Birtles - Nottingham Forest
        11.Lou Macari - Celtic
and now ...
        12. Eric Cantona - Leeds

A Team of former Manchester United players who left to play in, coach or
 manage Championship winning teams elsewhere after a period of non-contention at
Old Trafford.

        1. Jimmy Rimmer - Villa
        2. John Sirebaek - Denmark
        3. Stewart Houston - Arsenal
        4. George Graham - Arsenal
        5. Jimmy Nicholl - Rangers
        6. Ray Wilkins - Rangers
        7  Gordon Strachen - Leeds
        8. Peter Beardsley - Liverpool
        9. Joe Jordon - Verona
        10.Johnny Giles - Leeds
        11.Laurie Cunningham - Real Madrid

A Team of current Manchester United players who have won Championship honours
whilst at Old Trafford -

        1. Peter Schmeichel - Denmark
        2. etc Er, thats it !!!

                                                   regards....
                                                    -dave-
32.1989Have a nice weekend..MIACT::MASONFri Nov 27 1992 20:2224
    Oh dear -dave-, having a slow day are we? I wish I was as busy as
    you... Anyway ducks, we really have heard it all before you know!
    
    On to more important things and tomorrow's game at Arsenal. Given last
    week's performance by United (which I think is more relevant to
    tomorrow's game than Arsenal's defeat by Leeds) I think it will be a
    tight game. What I meant by the bracketted remark was that I think
    Arsenal just slipped up - they are still going to be tough to hold,
    especially at home. However, what I saw last saturday was very
    promising. Fergie will name the same side and put "ooh aah" on the
    bench in place of the young kid who came on in the second half of last
    week's game. Unfortunate for him really (Nicky was his name...?) as he
    played really well and deserved another chance. Perhaps Fergie will
    keep him on the bench and dump Phelan... worse things have happened..!
    
    Still, I shall sit on the fence and go for a 1-1 result with McClair
    doing it again.
    
    Before I leave you for the weekend, I must just register my absolute
    shock at Fergie's signing of Cantona. A bold move, let's hope it
    works.. I look forward to seeing him play.
    
    J
    
32.1990MASALA::JJACKFri Nov 27 1992 20:438
    RE.1987
    
    No.......It was also won in the Centenary year of 1998 (Mind you, even
    that was long enough ago).
    
    sqfcsc
    
          
32.1991We're moving upMACNAS::CWALSHMon Nov 30 1992 12:5118
    The Arse are stuffed !!!!
    
    1-0 to the Mancs and Hughes did the damage after 17 mins./
    A scrappy enough goal in the end after Giggs hit the post with a
    stunning shot, Sharpe crossed crossed the rebound.... The donkey messed
    up and Hughes was there to bundle it over.
    
    United deserved to win in a scrappy game.... Arsenal never threatened
    Uniteds goal and looked very poor. Sharpe had one chance which he
    should have scored..... but overall a good display and an excellent
    result!!!
    
    The question remains.... Where is "l'enfant terrible" going to fit in
    after this display. Ferguson said he was going to play him in Benfica
    using McClair and Hughes a half each. He also said he hasn't a clue
    what he was going to do with him...... Some manager
    
    Colm.
32.1992Gunned Down by SparkeyESSB::BLONGEurope is Scouse FreeMon Nov 30 1992 14:5915
32.1993Be discreteMACNAS::CWALSHMon Nov 30 1992 17:239
    Brian,
    
    All he has to do is to say that he knows what he is going to do with
    him but not tell the media.... not to say he hasn't a clue.
    It makes you wonder why he bought him.... 
    
    I'm sure he has ideas in his head just to keep them quiet.
    
    Colm.
32.1994No Brown Ale for SparkeyESSB::BLONGEurope is Scouse FreeMon Nov 30 1992 21:229
32.1995Mark & EricJRDV04::CHAMPOLLIONWed Dec 02 1992 07:537
    With all respect due I think Cantona will oust McClair and make a
    deadly partnership with Hughues, 2 flair players capable of scoring
    goals. Also, Cantona can play a little behind the forwards if need be,
    kind of offence-oriented midfield man, he's done it before.
    
    My 2 francs' worth
     JF
32.1996Benefica 1 - 0 Man. Utd.VAXVLS::CCASEYLiverpool now and forever..Wed Dec 02 1992 12:021
    Cantana picked up his first booking in a Utd. shirt..
32.1997Vinny CantonaJRDV04::CHAMPOLLIONWed Dec 02 1992 12:539
    What a great start indeed! Cantona was all over, he played brilliantly,
    set up 4 goals which McClair missed, tackled like crazy, insulted the
    ref, ate his shirt, was substituted and abused his manager.
    
    Ah, good to see him back!
    
    JF
    
    PS/I did not watch the game of course.
32.1998TRUCKS::WARDRWed Dec 02 1992 13:075
    JF - our English friends may not remember the famous "shirt incident"
    which you alluded to in your previous reply - can you remind everyone
    please ??   Was it at Bordeaux ??
    
    Ray
32.1999OM shirtJRDV04::CHAMPOLLIONThu Dec 03 1992 06:4611
    If my memory serves me right it was the Marseille shirt. It was during
    a friendly during the winter break. Disappointed by some *bad*
    refeereing, Cantona was getting restless. Either he was sent off or the
    manager substituted him, in any case he walked to the bench, pulled his
    shirt off and walked on it. The next day he was put on the transfer
    list. That's when he joined Bordeaux where he behaved for the rest of
    the season before joining Montpellier, then Nimes, then Leeds, now MU.
    
    Come on Eric, come to Paris they will love you there -
    
    JF
32.2000SUBURB::ABSOLOMTDesert Orchid is the kingThu Dec 03 1992 17:575
    x000
    
    Yeeesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!
    
    Tony
32.2001When did I miss this?SALES::THILLThu Dec 03 1992 18:515
    I've been in and out recently, so I must have missed something...When
    did Leeds sell Cantona to the Mancs? I was under the impression that he
    was doing pretty well at Leeds, but...
    
    Tom
32.2002Derby dayMIACT::MASONFri Dec 04 1992 13:4310
    The Manchester derby on Sunday (on my birthday no less..) and the home
    debut for Eric. What will Fergie do with him? Reports of the mid-week
    game suggest he may play up front with Sparky, and McClair will drop
    back into midfield. I don't reckon Fergie will put him in the starting
    line-up. We'll probably start with the team that beat the Arse.
    
    Here's hoping for a cracking birthday game. United will strut off with
    the honours, 1-0. Sparky will pierce the onion bag.
    
    J
32.2003Birthday GreetingsESSB::BLONGEurope is Scouse FreeFri Dec 04 1992 16:037
32.2004Moving upMACNAS::CWALSHMon Dec 07 1992 15:0429
    Man Utd  2    Man City  1
    Ince          Quinn
    Hughes
    
    Another good performance by Utd in a tough tackling game. The four
    central midfielders really got stuck in yesterday. Paul Ince came out
    on top though, he was inspired and was allover the pitch and scored a
    brilliant goal to cap a great performance. McMahon couldn't take his
    beating and should have been send off.
    
    Utd were well on top in the first half with Giggs allover the park and
    causing a lot of problems. The goal came after 17 mins... Bruce laid
    the ball back to Ince to fire in with his left leg from the edge of the
    box for his first goal of the season.
    
    Giggs went off injured at half time after a tackle by McMahon.
    Eric made his debut at Old Trafford and he got a great reception.
    He was out of them game mostly but showed one or two touches that
    suggests he should be in instead of McClair --who I thought was out
    injured yesterday until I saw him clapping the Utd faithful after the
    game.
    
    Hughes got a cracking goal then with about 15 mins left and Quinn
    scored directly after this. Followed a period of some City where they
    could have sneaked an undeserved draw.
    
    Arsenal and Leeds were beaten again --- a great weekend.
    
    Colm.
32.2005Yes.TRUCKS::SANTBut sir, it's *supposed* to do that!Mon Dec 07 1992 19:426
    
    	What a strike by Sparky Hughes - pick that one out, Tony Coton!!
    
    	5th and climbing.....three wins in a row....United are back!
    
    	Andy.
32.2006PLUNDR::MORANWell Des, it was a bit of a bobbler....Mon Dec 07 1992 19:486
    
    3 wins hardly make a summer.
    
    Or something like that ;-)
    
    Tim
32.2007TRUCKS::SANTBut sir, it's *supposed* to do that!Mon Dec 07 1992 20:017
    
    	Correct, Tim...it make nine points...
        
    
    	...and it might suggest at least warm spell 8-)
    
    	Andy.
32.2008I can feel it in my BLOOD!PEKING::SHALLOMAMon Dec 07 1992 20:0318
    
    As I mentioned in note .1961..United are now at full strenght and 
    there is,can you believe it,competition for first team places!,wich can
    only be good for the club as Fergerson has also mentioned I think..
    
    With the present side but with Cantona in and MCclair on the subs bench 
    with good players such as Kanchelskis,Wallace,and Blackmore etc...
    United are looking very good in my eyes and can see them doing very
    well in the next couple of weeks and further hopefully and reckon they
    will win the championship this year!!!!!!?
    
    
    
                 Aron....
    
    
    
     
32.2009Kings of ManchesterESSB::BLONGEurope is Scouse FreeMon Dec 07 1992 20:459
32.2010Inc(h)e's stats?MSAM00::ROBERTLIMrock round the locksTue Dec 08 1992 08:0813
    Re:Ince
    
    Can someone answer this?
    
    Ince's scored his ___ league goal(s) in ___ years at OT.
    
    Good effort, though.  Now, we need Sparkey to stay out of trouble!  He
    must not use his head ;-)
    
    This Saturday GAME will be show live in most part of Asia ('bout 2200
    hrs over here)
    
    RobLim
32.2011TRUCKS::SANTBut sir, it's *supposed* to do that!Tue Dec 08 1992 12:019
    
    	Robert, I think it was Ince's first goal since March. March '92.
    
    	re .2008.....league championship? 
    
    
    	ssshhhhhhhh!!!! you'll wake all those ghosts up again! 8-)
    
    	Andy.
32.2012YUPPY::PANESYou'll never take me alive, copperTue Dec 08 1992 13:256

   Is there any truth in the rumour that Cantona was bought as a makeweight
   until Dion Dublin gets fit??

   Stuart
32.2013ZGOV06::SKCHONGWed Dec 09 1992 04:4412
    
    Re : .2010
    
    Thanks Rob for the TV info.  We have quite a large following of M.U.
    fans here in ZGO (and also the other team....)  As for me, I'm a true
    Red Devils fan.
    
    Will it be shown on TV3?  We usually know of the live televise match
    on the day itself.  Also not everybody can receive TV3 in Singapore. 
    Luckily for me I can.
    
    sk
32.2014Nearly Live in IrelandESSB::BLONGEurope is Scouse FreeWed Dec 09 1992 11:004
The match will also be shown in Ireland on RTE at 3.30. They have to show 
it a half-hour behind time because of some agreement with the Premier League.

B@
32.2015Better late than never..?MIACT::MASONWed Dec 09 1992 12:2820
    After being out of the office for a couple of days I'll be brief in
    adding the odd comment re Sunday's game. I agree with all said before,
    McMahon was an animal and should have walked. The ref looked reluctant
    to even book the b*****d. Anyway, Ince played him all over the park and
    was my MotM easily. Sparky's goal was a blinder and right in front of
    me as I was swigging a birthday whisky from a fellow Red. Cantona's
    debut too (it looked weird, him in a red strip) but he didn't really
    make much of an impact. He couldve stolen the show though when he was
    put onto a great cross from Sharpe (after some nice work down the left
    from him) and had the goalkeeper to beat until Curle came out of
    nowhere to tackle him.
    
    The second half fell well short of the first with United defending
    hard. But we defended well (Quinn's goal apart which was really scrappy
    and more down to a total lack of concentration on our part after
    Sparky's stunner) and ended up the winners. Good oh.
    
    Norwich next week. Are we all drinking together afterwards?
    
    J
32.2016YUPPY::PANESYou'll never take me alive, copperWed Dec 09 1992 12:2910
32.20173 Points and Pints PleaseESSB::BLONGEurope is Scouse FreeWed Dec 09 1992 14:579
                      <<< Note 32.2015 by MIACT::MASON >>>
                         -< Better late than never..? >-
>>>  Norwich next week. Are we all drinking together afterwards?
   
Julie, I'll be in Manchester all day Saturday, so i can meet you for a Beer
or two before or after the game. Whatever suits you. Anymore Reds going
to O.T on Saturday who would like to meet for a Beer.

B@
32.2018BevvyMIACT::MASONWed Dec 09 1992 19:519
    Brian,
    
    I suggest we meet before the match, maybe at 1pm somewhere near the
    ground and go on from there. Simon Stockman (where are you..?!) is
    usually around at that time and I'm sure there will be some others.
    Come on you lot, a Christmas bevvy or two could be what you need to
    warm your cockles..or whatever. 
    
    J
32.2019A lovely pair of legs, and a mean right hook ...MIACT::RANKINEThu Dec 10 1992 16:527
    Re -1
    
    It has to be said that Julies reputation as a cockle (or whatever)
    warmer is legendary here at BBP !!!.  So make a point of being there on
    Saturday lads.....
    
    Paul...who will probably get an ear warmer from Joolz for this
32.2020The referee's a very nice person really..MIACT::MASONThu Dec 10 1992 20:095
    Totally ignoring my learned friend's response (but you know what we
    football fans really think about referees don't you...), should we meet
    outside the souvenir shop at, say 1.15 or thereabouts? 
    
    J
32.2021Calling all RedsESSB::BLONGEurope is Scouse FreeThu Dec 10 1992 22:158
32.2022In from the coldTROOA::PBLANEYOpinions are free, advice will cost youFri Dec 11 1992 00:4822
    Apolgies for not being here for a few months. Looks like we are doing
    OK. No live matches yet - Sky want too much money, so a week later we
    get the recording. Seen the game vs Arsenal - they are just pulling it
    together. I agree the Cantona deal is temporary.
    
    Now please no more social arrangements via notes - I am much too
    jealous to be able to take it - I might be tempted to spend the $570 80
    cent US dollars (Canadian) to come over one day soon...wife has
    promised. 
    
    Meanwhile, I'm still the man about town in my resplendant United
    home/away shirts Simon got for me...buy that lad a pint someone!
    
    Must beat Norwich - not to worry though, they will fall. We are better
    lying just a few points off the pace - keeps the competitive spirit
    alive.
    
    In case I am not inagain before the all telling Christmas schedule,
    Merry Christmasto all United fans, and all you non-united fans who read
    this note 'cos your own team is so boring.
    
    Paul
32.2023Another win..guinness fuelled..MIACT::MASONMon Dec 14 1992 12:2131
    United 1 Norwich City 0
    Hughes
    
    Very nice to finally meet Brian on Saturday, a couple of pints of
    guinness and some fine football chat set the scene for a very
    entertaining game of football indeed. The highlights on BBC1 Sat night
    I thought were just a touch NC-biased but they did serve to illustrate
    an exciting game.
    
    We won through a Sharpe cross, a Norwich mistake and a poached goal
    from Sparky. We deserved, and should have buried far more - McClair
    missed a couple of real sitters; Ince and Giggs had a couple; Cantona
    miskicked and Sharpe fell over the goalkeeper... the list is endless.
    We should have won 3-1 at least. Robins had a good effort saved by
    Schmeical's legs, but that apart, he had a quiet game.
    
    Ince had a good game again. Fergie has now said that he is a future
    United captain and I agree. He has learned to control his temper and
    channel his aggression into his football. He looks sharp and quick on
    the ball and tackles well. 
    
    Cantona started the game in the no 7 shirt due to Robson feeling a
    groin strain just before the game. He showed some class touches and put
    in some fine crosses. He is combining well with Hughes and could well
    threaten McClair's place and not Sparky's.
    
    We are now third in the table due to the Pool beating Blackburn
    yesterday and Villa (now 5-2 favorites for the title) winning at home
    to Forest. It all bodes well for an exciting Christmas.
    
    J
32.2024Eric?ISEPUB::CHAMPOLLIONCan-tas-ticMon Dec 14 1992 13:587
Sunday paper here carried a story for Cantona's debut at OT, something like:

	"Eric charms Old Trafford".

Did he get a good reception? Details please-

JF
32.2025Poor finishing......KBOMFG::TANNERWe're one, but we're not the sameMon Dec 14 1992 14:3815
   Julie I saw about 30-40mins of the game yesterday (unbiased highlights) and
it looked like neither team would score even if they played an extra 90mins...

   Sparkys goal was a Christmas present from the Norwich defense... 

Cantona's passing was very good, but he looked very clumsy in front of goal..
Giggs looks very good on the ball, reminds me a little of Gordon Hill.. Brian
Mc Clair wouldn't hit the target if he was standing on the goal line...

   Otherwise I enjoyed  what I saw good end to end stuff, with the weather
maybe spoiling the day for a few folks......


                                                                  -dave-                                 
32.2026Probably..OPG::TONYMon Dec 14 1992 21:4724
Re: poor finishing

Dave,

    I think its fair to say that there was some poor finishing on Saturday,
especially in terms of how many chances United actually created...
But if you were there about 6 weeks ago against Wimbledon you'd realise how
improved we are now..

As for Cantona I certainly saw signs of some sort of understanding with Hughes.
Hopefully this will flourish...!!

Mc Clair in his sort of new role as a midfielder is trying to adapt..Its fair
to say that he is not in form at the moment...He was our top goal scorer last 
season with 24 and our Player of the season..

All in all things aren't that bad ...

I can't help thinking that last season we didn't beat anyone in the top 6..


and god we know its a long way to the title..!!

Tony
32.20272-1 to UtdMACNAS::CWALSHA goal a day keeps relegation awayFri Dec 18 1992 14:269
    Chelsea tomorrow, another test. It seems now that every 2nd week we
    have a test to see if we are good enough to FINALLY win the championship. 
    This is good because it's the teams that we're expected to beat that we
    lose to whereas we beat the so-called better teams.
    
    What's the story on Robson?? Hopefully he's back and then McClair can
    be dropped with Hughes and Cantona up front.
    
    Colm.
32.2028Thank's JulieESSB::BLONGEurope is Scouse FreeFri Dec 18 1992 15:0411
32.2029WARNUT::TPCASE::PICKERINGSSimon PickeringFri Dec 18 1992 15:234
Re.2027

Robson is still injured; so same team as that against Norwich. Should be strong
enough to see off these upstarts from the Bridge.
32.2030A Point GainedESSB::BLONGEurope is Scouse FreeTue Dec 22 1992 19:518
32.2031F.A. Cup 3rd Round 2nd of January 1993..Re-arrangedOPG::TONYTue Dec 22 1992 20:416
Hi chaps,

For any United fans who are planning to come to this game against Bury or Wigan
this  game has been re-arranged for TUESDAY 5th of JAN at 8:00pm.

Tony
32.2032new standMACNAS::JMURPHYIt's a Funny Auld Game...Wed Dec 23 1992 12:3014
    
          
                              
    Brian ,
    
    Give us an update of the ground improvements , what will the capacity
    be when the new stand is finished . Looks like its going to look
    very well when its finished.....
    
    Now all United have to do is go an and win the League and bring it
    back to one of the best Stadiums in the U.K. 
    United look a better balanced team this season , How did Irwin play????
    
    jm
32.2033A Very Happy Christmas to all my Fellow RedsESSB::BLONGEurope is Scouse FreeWed Dec 23 1992 15:4320
32.2034Christmas UpdateESSB::BLONGEurope is Scouse FreeWed Dec 23 1992 16:1753
Manchester United Fixtures for Season 92/93      Score

* LIVE ON SKY                                      

Sat 15th Aug  Sheffield United  (A)               1-2  Hughes
Wed 18th Aug  Everton           (H)               0-3
Sat 22nd Aug  Ipswich Town      (H)               1-1  Irwin
Mon 24th Aug  Southampton       (A)   *           1-0  Dublin
Sat 29th Aug  Notts Forest      (A)               2-0  Hughes,Giggs
Wed  2nd Sep  Crystal Palace    (H)               1-0  Hughes
Sun  6th Sep  Leeds United      (H)   *           2-0  Kanchelskis,Bruce
Sat 12th Sep  Everton           (A)               2-0  McClair,Bruce (Pen)
Wed 16th Sep  Torpedo Moscow    (H)               0-0
Sat 19th Sep  Tottenham         (A)               1-1  Giggs
Wed 23rd Sep  Brighton & HA     (A) (CC Cup)      1-1  Wallace
Sat 26th Sep  Q.P.R.            (H)               0-0
Tue 29th Sep  Torpedo Moscow    (A)               0-0  (Beaten on Penalties)
Sat  3rd Oct  Middlesboro       (A)               1-1  Bruce (Pen)
Wed  7th Oct  Brighton & HA     (H) (CC Cup)      1-0  Hughes
Sun 18th Oct  Liverpool         (H)   *           2-2  Hughes (2)
Sat 24th Oct  Blackburn Rovers  (A)               0-0
Wed 28th Oct  Aston Villa       (A) (CC Cup)      0-1
Sat 31th Oct  Wimbledon         (H)               0-1
Sat  7th Nov  Aston Villa       (A)               0-1
Sat 21th Nov  Oldham Athletic   (H)               3-0 McClair (2), Hughes
Sat 28th Nov  Arsenal           (A)               1-0 Hughes
Sun  6th Dec  Man City          (H)   *           2-1 Ince, Hughes
Sat 12th Dec  Norwich City      (H)               1-0 Hughes
Sat 19th Dec  Chelsea           (A)               1-1 Cantona
Sat 26th Dec  Sheffield Wed     (A)
Mon 28th Dec  Coventry City     (H)
Tue  5th Jan  Bury or Wigan(FA3)(H)
Sat  9th Jan  Tottenham         (H)
Sat 16th Jan  Q.P.R.            (A)   *
Sat 23rd Jan  FA Cup 4th Round
Wed 27th Jan  Notts Forest      (H)
Sat 30th Jan  Ipswich Town      (A)
Sat  6th Feb  Sheffield Utd     (H)
Wed  9th Feb  Leeds United      (A)
Sat 13th Feb  Crystal Palace    (A) (FA Cup 5th Round)
Sat 20th Fed  Southampton       (H)
Sat 27th Feb  Middlesboro       (H)
Sat  6th Mar  Liverpool         (A) (FA Cup 6th Round)
Sat 13th Mar  Aston Villa       (H)
Sat 20th Mar  Man City          (A)
Wed 24th Mar  Arsenal           (H)
Sat  3rd Apr  Norwich City      (A) (FA Cup Semi-Final)
Sat 10th Apr  Sheffield Wed     (H)
Mon 12th Apr  Coventry City     (A)
Sat 17th Apr  Chelsea           (H)
Sat  1st May  Blackburn Rovers  (H)
Sat  8th May  Wimbledon         (A)                        

32.2035all for oneMACNAS::JMURPHYIt's a Funny Auld Game...Wed Dec 23 1992 17:3612
    
    United seem to have a diffucult run in to the Championship ,
    Arsenal , Man City , Liverpool , Leeds , Chelsea , Norwich ,
    Blackburn all in the last 6 to 8 weeks or so...won't be easy
    
    Anways Happy Christmas to all noters....
    One for all and all for one....
    
    Yours in Football
    
    jm
    
32.2036here's to 1993SIOG::PEDRESCHITue Dec 29 1992 17:123
    5-0 Against coventry,2 th place now in the league,Hope it"s a good new
    year.
           damian
32.2037EricISEPUB::CHAMPOLLIONCan-tas-ticTue Dec 29 1992 17:544
I heard Cantona scored, his second for MU in a row, his 11th of the season.
How did he play? Do you think MU's good streak has anything to do with him?

JF
32.2038looking goodGALVIA::SPAINThere's always the U.S.Tue Dec 29 1992 17:596
    
    Re -1, It's 3 in the last 3 games for Cantona now JF.  The latest was a
    penalty.  He appears to be playing well but I've only seen TV
    highlights.
    
    Gary.
32.2039CantonaOPG::TONYSat Jan 02 1993 15:1420
Re - Hows he playing ???

JF...

	I've seen all his games so far, and I must say he's certainly no
Maradona but he has brilliant vision and has the ability to bring others into
the game with some superb passing...I think he is bringing the best out of our
attackers..at the moment.

	One thing that I have noticed is he tends to do little back flicks
all the time..which 70% of the time dont come off..As for the faithfull at
Old Trafford the general concensus is that he is liked ..

So here's to a good 1993..!!!

PS. Uniteds 3rd round cup game is postponed till Tuesday 5th Jan. Our opponents
Bury or Wigan should be slogging it out in a few hours..So hence a Saturday off
for me..

Tony
32.2040What was the score v Sheff Wed???FORTY2::ROBERTSONYou don't wanna do it like that !!!!Mon Jan 04 1993 13:340
32.2041TRUCKS::SANTBut sir, it's *supposed* to do that!Mon Jan 04 1993 13:3810
    
    	United came back from 3-0 down to draw 3-3.
    
    	Trevor Francis said he was happy with the point and that United
    	played well. 
    
    	Ferguson was disappointed that we didn't win after getting back
    	to 3-3!!
    
    	Andy.
32.2042ThanksFORTY2::ROBERTSONYou don't wanna do it like that !!!!Mon Jan 04 1993 13:483
How did I forget that!!!

Scorers McClair 2, Cantona
32.2043Unbeaten in 7ESSB::BLONGEurope is Scouse FreeMon Jan 04 1993 14:5655
Manchester United Fixtures for Season 92/93      Score

* LIVE ON SKY                                      

Sat 15th Aug  Sheffield United  (A)               1-2  Hughes
Wed 18th Aug  Everton           (H)               0-3
Sat 22nd Aug  Ipswich Town      (H)               1-1  Irwin
Mon 24th Aug  Southampton       (A)   *           1-0  Dublin
Sat 29th Aug  Notts Forest      (A)               2-0  Hughes,Giggs
Wed  2nd Sep  Crystal Palace    (H)               1-0  Hughes
Sun  6th Sep  Leeds United      (H)   *           2-0  Kanchelskis,Bruce
Sat 12th Sep  Everton           (A)               2-0  McClair,Bruce (Pen)
Wed 16th Sep  Torpedo Moscow    (H)               0-0
Sat 19th Sep  Tottenham         (A)               1-1  Giggs
Wed 23rd Sep  Brighton & HA     (A) (CC Cup)      1-1  Wallace
Sat 26th Sep  Q.P.R.            (H)               0-0
Tue 29th Sep  Torpedo Moscow    (A)               0-0  (Beaten on Penalties)
Sat  3rd Oct  Middlesboro       (A)               1-1  Bruce (Pen)
Wed  7th Oct  Brighton & HA     (H) (CC Cup)      1-0  Hughes
Sun 18th Oct  Liverpool         (H)   *           2-2  Hughes (2)
Sat 24th Oct  Blackburn Rovers  (A)               0-0
Wed 28th Oct  Aston Villa       (A) (CC Cup)      0-1
Sat 31th Oct  Wimbledon         (H)               0-1
Sat  7th Nov  Aston Villa       (A)               0-1
Sat 21th Nov  Oldham Athletic   (H)               3-0 McClair (2), Hughes
Sat 28th Nov  Arsenal           (A)               1-0 Hughes
Sun  6th Dec  Man City          (H)   *           2-1 Ince, Hughes
Sat 12th Dec  Norwich City      (H)               1-0 Hughes
Sat 19th Dec  Chelsea           (A)               1-1 Cantona
Sat 26th Dec  Sheffield Wed     (A)               3-3 McClair (2), Cantona
Mon 28th Dec  Coventry City     (H)               5-0 Giggs, Hughes, Cantona,
                                                      Sharpe, Irwin
Tue  5th Jan  Bury (FA Cup 3)   (H)
Sat  9th Jan  Tottenham         (H)
Sat 16th Jan  Q.P.R.            (A)   *
Sat 23rd Jan  FA Cup 4th Round
Wed 27th Jan  Notts Forest      (H)
Sat 30th Jan  Ipswich Town      (A)
Sat  6th Feb  Sheffield Utd     (H)
Wed  9th Feb  Leeds United      (A)
Sat 13th Feb  Crystal Palace    (A) (FA Cup 5th Round)
Sat 20th Fed  Southampton       (H)
Sat 27th Feb  Middlesboro       (H)
Sat  6th Mar  Liverpool         (A) (FA Cup 6th Round)
Sat 13th Mar  Aston Villa       (H)
Sat 20th Mar  Man City          (A)
Wed 24th Mar  Arsenal           (H)
Sat  3rd Apr  Norwich City      (A) (FA Cup Semi-Final)
Sat 10th Apr  Sheffield Wed     (H)
Mon 12th Apr  Coventry City     (A)
Sat 17th Apr  Chelsea           (H)
Sat  1st May  Blackburn Rovers  (H)
Sat  8th May  Wimbledon         (A)                        


32.2044TRUCKS::SANTBut sir, it's *supposed* to do that!Mon Jan 04 1993 17:4914
    
    	If United manage to get past Bury tomorrow night, they face
    	Brighton & Hove Albion at home in the fourth round of the 
    	FA Cup.
    
    	Latest nonsense from your friendly turf accountants: United 8-1
    	for the League, 8-1 for the FA Cup (both as favourites), 20-1
    	for the double.
    
    	It seems whenever we get made favourites the wheels fall off.
    	I hope that this season we don't let that pressure get to us
    	like it did last season...
    
    	Andy.
32.20456-4 the LatestESSB::BLONGEurope is Scouse FreeMon Jan 04 1993 18:298
32.2046Favourites for DoubleMACNAS::JMURPHYIt's a Funny Auld Game...Tue Jan 05 1993 11:4914
    
    United have to be favourites for the Double....
     
    This season will be your best ever chance of winning the Double....
    
    Bury in the 3rd round followed by Brighton in the 4th.....
    Couldn't be easier
    
    I'm sure all of you Manc's will settle for the numero uno and
    forget about the Cup....
    
    
    jm
     
32.2047Any info ?KERNEL::NDAYTue Jan 05 1993 14:545
    Anybody have any team news etc for tonights game against Bury ??
    
    Is it on the radio at all ?
    
     Nige.
32.2048Couple of Live Games Starring the MancsESSB::BLONGEurope is Scouse FreeTue Jan 05 1993 15:017
32.2049TRUCKS::SANTBut sir, it's *supposed* to do that!Tue Jan 05 1993 15:2810
    
    	re .2046..
    
    	Bloody right!! I could even suffer ignominious defeat either
    	tonight or against Brighton if we win the league. 26 years is
    	a long time in anybody's money...
    
    	Andy.
    
             
32.2050MICKY MICKY PHELANPEKING::DAVIESGI'm eating my headWed Jan 06 1993 10:4311
    
    UNITED 2  Bury 0
    
    Phelan (!)
    Gillespie
    
    United win to give them another home tie, this time to Bury, and Micky
    Phelan sees his new year's wish come true by scoring his first United
    goal..........Will wonders never cease:-)
    
    Greg...
32.2051High on the happy sideMIACT::MASONWed Jan 06 1993 15:5123
    Well the Christmas period is over and we came through it rather well I
    thought. The 5 - 0 killing of Coventry was particularly sweet as I
    witnessed some mighty fine football from a side definately on song.
    Coventry didn't get a look in. Sharpe looks better and better, he was
    involved in all of the goals. Giggs' goal was a beaut. Cantona provided
    some great touches, real class, although I agree with a previous noter
    in that he wastes a lot of his time on the ball by trying these fancy
    moves when the more simple pass would work. He certainly provides
    excitement though. When the penalty was given the whole place chanted
    for Eric to take it, which he duly did (Bruce had already gone off with
    a thigh strain).
    
    The 3 - 3 result at Wednesday was a great encouragement coming back, as
    we did, from a 3 - 0 deficit. Showed a lot of character. Also last
    night's game gave us another home grown talent to watch out for in
    Keith Gillespie. What price Tony "the donkey" Adams' claim that Fergie
    is trying to buy the title?
    
    Spurs on Saturday. Three points the requirement. I'll go for Sharpe to
    score in a 1 - 0 win.
    
    J
    
32.2052WARNUT::TPCASE::PICKERINGSSimon PickeringWed Jan 06 1993 15:5814
re .2050

It was Phelan's first goal at OT; he has scored for United elsewhere. United made
heavy weather of beating a spirited Bury. Phelan scored after 7 mins and United
could [should] have scored another 3 or 4 (sounds familiar?). Gillespie's goal
was near then and after Bury had given United a few scares in the second half.

Team was Schmeical, Parker, Bruce, pallister, Irwin, Phelan, McClair, Hughes, 
Sharpe, Cantona, Gillespie.

Subs:Robson & Blackmore for Phelan & McClair.

Gillespie is an 18 year old youth 'dream' team product, making his debut, and
destined for the N.Ireland team!
32.2053O.T. the place to be..MIACT::MASONMon Jan 11 1993 13:0042
    Man United 4 Spurs 1
    Cantona      Barnby
    Irwin
    McClair
    Parker
    
    A game of excitement and frustration that saw another convincing home
    win for the Reds. A GMR interview with Parker prior to the game warned
    the United faithful against the expectation of knocking 5 past every
    team that now visited OT, but we could have had at least 10 and that's
    being generous. We didn't get the quota due to some excellent
    goalkeeping from Thorsvedt (sp) certainly in the first half. Cantona
    twice, Sharpe, McClair, Giggs were all denied by him.
    
    Spurs put some nice passing moves together in the first 30 minutes or
    so when United looked nervy and decidedly un-together. But they never
    looked like scoring, an early effort from Sheringham apart.
    
    Cantona put us ahead with a looping header after a nice backheel from
    Sharpe to Irwin who put over the cross for him. This seemed to give us
    the kickstart we needed and the second half was all United. The
    ten-minute goal blitz was unbelievable. A great bit of skill from
    Cantona setting up Irwin, a great 25 yard-er from McClair and then a
    one-two between McClair and Parker set up the three. OT was exstatic!
    
    The only bit of bad news was that Cantona got injured when he was on a
    one-to-one with Thorsvedt. Cantona didn't have enough to get to the
    ball and ended up by jumping over the goalkeeper. He pulled up and had
    to go off the field. We were down to ten men and lost our
    concentration, thus letting in the goal.
    
    MotM for me was Cantona. He showed some great skill and set up some
    lovely chances the goals apart. But it was a vvv good team performance.
    Sharpe gets better every week and McClair seems to be adjusting really
    well to his midfield role.
    
    We now need to fix our concentration levels. We should not have let in
    that Spurs goal. They worked hard and I suppose they deserved the
    consolation, but we were just sloppy. That apart, it was a good
    afternoon's entertainment.
    
    J
32.2054HERE'S ONE TO RATTLE YE.GAOV10::MURPHYMon Jan 11 1993 18:206
    Here is a question for all you manc supporters.Did a guy called Garreth
    Crooks ever play for manchester united either on loan or as a fully
    signed player.
    
                 regards,
                    Anthony.
32.2055Garth Crooks..on Loan.PEKING::WILSOND1DAVE WILSON @WLCMon Jan 11 1993 18:461
    
32.2056Yes to CrooksMACNAS::JMURPHYIt's a Funny Auld Game...Mon Jan 11 1993 19:3113
    
    Yes Garth Crooks did play for United for a wee while , sometime in
    the mid 80's I would say . He used to play for Spurs , he won 2 Cup
    medals in 81 & 82 . I don't know if he moved to United from Spurs ,
    but as far as I know spent quite a few seasons at Charlton after
    United. He used to hold a fairly high position in the PFA , maybe he
    still does...
    
    Also how many games has Bryan Robson played this season for United ,
    If United do manage to win the League , only players that have played
    14 or more games will be entitled to a medal....(it may be less now)..
    
    jm
32.2057MedalsOPG::TONYMon Jan 11 1993 21:439
Actually only players with 10 or more appearances get a medal.
Robson has appeared in four ..

Its amazing again how everyone except United fans  are talking about medals
and how we've won the double etc etc.. No one at Old Trafford is under any 
illusions..Theres a long way to go yet..and we're happy to be where we are..
Enough said at this moment..

Tony
32.2058You didn't say that last yearGAOV10::MURPHYTue Jan 12 1993 11:245
    re:32.2057
    
    I see ye have learned your lesson from last year.
    
     Anthony.
32.2059Its there in BLACK and WHITEOPG::TONYTue Jan 12 1993 15:4911
>   re:32.2057
    
>   I see ye have learned your lesson from last year.
    
>   Anthony.


Perhaps you can read note 32.847 its nearly a year old and I think that not all
of us were mouthing..!!

Tony
32.2060Thank's HowardESSB::BLONGEurope is Scouse FreeTue Jan 12 1993 16:0415
32.2061French flairISEPUB::CHAMPOLLIONCan-tas-ticTue Jan 12 1993 17:074
What can I say - Since Cantona joined MU the team has been on a winning streak.

TGC

32.2062Je ne suis pas tout a fait d'accord..MIACT::MASONTue Jan 12 1993 19:069
    Dearest TGC
    
    I think we should point out that he has helped, but we were winning
    before he showed up. One man does not a team make. As Eric himself has
    said today, he plays within a great team who have hit a good patch. We
    here in 32 heartily hope it continues until May 8th.
    
    J
    
32.2063How ManyESSB::BLONGEurope is Scouse FreeTue Jan 12 1993 20:577
32.2064TRUCKS::SANTa rockin' and a rollin'Wed Jan 13 1993 12:439
    
    	Who cares? 8-)
    
    	He has seen the light and now wears the red...what more is there to
    	say?
    
    	Vive le Eric!! [apologies to JF and the other French noters..;-)]
    
    	Andy.
32.2065Oo-ah Lee SharpeMANENG::BEARDSLEYWed Jan 13 1993 12:496
    
    Worth noting that the run of good form has also coincided with the
    return of Sharpe. His play has been as big a plus-factor as Cantona,
    in my opinion.
    
    John. 
32.2066Eric the RedMIACT::MASONWed Jan 13 1993 12:556
    Brian
    
    Eric has scored a total of 10 goals this season, therefore, as he has
    scored 4 for the reds, he has scored 6 for Leedsss.
    
    J
32.2067WARNUT::TPCASE::PICKERINGSSimon PickeringWed Jan 13 1993 14:563
United youth team beat Notts County 3-1 last night at OT in front of 
a crowd of 2,500. 
4th round opponents are now Fulham or junior Wombles.
32.2068Unbeaten in 9ESSB::BLONGEurope is Scouse FreeWed Jan 13 1993 15:0457
Manchester United Fixtures for Season 92/93      Score

* LIVE ON SKY                                      

Sat 15th Aug  Sheffield United  (A)          1-2  Hughes
Wed 18th Aug  Everton           (H)          0-3
Sat 22nd Aug  Ipswich Town      (H)          1-1  Irwin
Mon 24th Aug *Southampton       (A)          1-0  Dublin
Sat 29th Aug  Notts Forest      (A)          2-0  Hughes,Giggs
Wed  2nd Sep  Crystal Palace    (H)          1-0  Hughes
Sun  6th Sep *Leeds United      (H)          2-0  Kanchelskis,Bruce
Sat 12th Sep  Everton           (A)          2-0  McClair,Bruce (Pen)
Wed 16th Sep  Torpedo Moscow    (H)          0-0
Sat 19th Sep  Tottenham         (A)          1-1  Giggs
Wed 23rd Sep  Brighton & HA     (A) (CC)     1-1  Wallace
Sat 26th Sep  Q.P.R.            (H)          0-0
Tue 29th Sep  Torpedo Moscow    (A)          0-0  (Beaten on Penalties)
Sat  3rd Oct  Middlesboro       (A)          1-1  Bruce (Pen)
Wed  7th Oct  Brighton & HA     (H) (CC)     1-0  Hughes
Sun 18th Oct *Liverpool         (H)          2-2  Hughes (2)
Sat 24th Oct  Blackburn Rovers  (A)          0-0
Wed 28th Oct  Aston Villa       (A) (CC)     0-1
Sat 31th Oct  Wimbledon         (H)          0-1
Sat  7th Nov  Aston Villa       (A)          0-1
Sat 21th Nov  Oldham Athletic   (H)          3-0 McClair (2), Hughes
Sat 28th Nov  Arsenal           (A)          1-0 Hughes
Sun  6th Dec *Man City          (H)          2-1 Ince, Hughes
Sat 12th Dec  Norwich City      (H)          1-0 Hughes
Sat 19th Dec  Chelsea           (A)          1-1 Cantona
Sat 26th Dec  Sheffield Wed     (A)          3-3 McClair (2), Cantona
Mon 28th Dec  Coventry City     (H)          5-0 Giggs, Hughes, Cantona,
                                                 Sharpe, Irwin
Tue  5th Jan  Bury (FA Cup 3)   (H)          2-0 Phelan, Gillespee
Sat  9th Jan  Tottenham         (H)          4-1 Cantona, Irwin, McClair,
                                                 Parker
Mon 18th Jan *Q.P.R.            (A)   
Sat 23rd Jan  Brighton & H.A.   (H)
Wed 27th Jan  Notts Forest      (H)
Sat 30th Jan  Ipswich Town      (A)
Sat  6th Feb  Sheffield Utd     (H)
Mon  8th Feb *Leeds United      (A)   
Sat 13th Feb  Crystal Palace    (A) (FA Cup 5th Round)
Sat 20th Fed  Southampton       (H)
Sat 27th Feb  Middlesboro       (H)
Sat  6th Mar  Liverpool         (A) (FA Cup 6th Round)
Sat 13th Mar  Aston Villa       (H)
Sat 20th Mar  Man City          (A)
Wed 24th Mar  Arsenal           (H)
Sat  3rd Apr  Norwich City      (A) (FA Cup Semi-Final)
Sat 10th Apr  Sheffield Wed     (H)
Mon 12th Apr  Coventry City     (A)
Sat 17th Apr  Chelsea           (H)
Sat  1st May  Blackburn Rovers  (H)
Sat  8th May  Wimbledon         (A)                        



32.2069+ attendancesESSB::BLONGEurope is Scouse FreeSat Jan 16 1993 16:3859
Manchester United Fixtures for Season 92/93      Score

* LIVE ON SKY                                                               
                                                                          ATT
Sat 15th Aug  Sheffield United  (A)         1-2  Hughes                28,070
Wed 18th Aug  Everton           (H)         0-3                        31,901
Sat 22nd Aug  Ipswich Town      (H)         1-1  Irwin                 31,704
Mon 24th Aug *Southampton       (A)         1-0  Dublin                15,623
Sat 29th Aug  Notts Forest      (A)         2-0  Hughes,Giggs          19,694
Wed  2nd Sep  Crystal Palace    (H)         1-0  Hughes                29,736
Sun  6th Sep *Leeds United      (H)         2-0  Kanchelskis,Bruce     31,296
Sat 12th Sep  Everton           (A)         2-0  McClair,Bruce (Pen)   30,002
Wed 16th Sep  Torpedo Moscow    (H)         0-0                        19,998
Sat 19th Sep  Tottenham         (A)         1-1  Giggs                 33,296
Wed 23rd Sep  Brighton & HA     (A) (CC)    1-1  Wallace               16,649
Sat 26th Sep  Q.P.R.            (H)         0-0                        33,287
Tue 29th Sep  Torpedo Moscow    (A)         0-0  (Beaten on Peno's)    11,357
Sat  3rd Oct  Middlesboro       (A)         1-1  Bruce (Pen)           24,172
Wed  7th Oct  Brighton & HA     (H) (CC)    1-0  Hughes                25,405
Sun 18th Oct *Liverpool         (H)         2-2  Hughes (2)            33,243
Sat 24th Oct  Blackburn Rovers  (A)         0-0                        20,305
Wed 28th Oct  Aston Villa       (A) (CC)    0-1                        35,964
Sat 31th Oct  Wimbledon         (H)         0-1                        32,622
Sat  7th Nov  Aston Villa       (A)         0-1                        39,063
Sat 21th Nov  Oldham Athletic   (H)         3-0 McClair (2), Hughes    33,497
Sat 28th Nov  Arsenal           (A)         1-0 Hughes                 29,739
Sun  6th Dec *Man City          (H)         2-1 Ince, Hughes           35,408
Sat 12th Dec  Norwich City      (H)         1-0 Hughes                 34,500
Sat 19th Dec  Chelsea           (A)         1-1 Cantona                34,464
Sat 26th Dec  Sheffield Wed     (A)         3-3 McClair (2), Cantona   37,708
Mon 28th Dec  Coventry City     (H)         5-0 Giggs,Hughes,Cantona,  36,025
                                                Sharpe, Irwin
Tue  5th Jan  Bury (FA Cup 3)   (H)         2-0 Phelan, Gillespee      30,668
Sat  9th Jan  Tottenham         (H)         4-1 Cantona,Irwin,McClair, 35,648
                                                Parker
Mon 18th Jan *Q.P.R.            (A)   
Sat 23rd Jan  Brighton & H.A.   (H)
Wed 27th Jan  Notts Forest      (H)
Sat 30th Jan  Ipswich Town      (A)
Sat  6th Feb  Sheffield Utd     (H)
Mon  8th Feb *Leeds United      (A)   
Sat 13th Feb  Crystal Palace    (A) (FA Cup 5)
Sat 20th Fed  Southampton       (H)
Sat 27th Feb  Middlesboro       (H)
Sat  6th Mar  Liverpool         (A) (FA Cup 6)
Sat 13th Mar  Aston Villa       (H)
Sat 20th Mar  Man City          (A)
Wed 24th Mar  Arsenal           (H)
Sat  3rd Apr  Norwich City      (A) (FA Cup Semi-Final)
Sat 10th Apr  Sheffield Wed     (H)
Mon 12th Apr  Coventry City     (A)
Sat 17th Apr  Chelsea           (H)
Sat  1st May  Blackburn Rovers  (H)
Sat  8th May  Wimbledon         (A)                        




32.2070Sign of the times.ESSB::MCUNNIFFEI'M THE BEST FOOTBALLER IN DECSat Jan 16 1993 17:1343

     A lot of people are now beginning to say that the Mancs can win the
title but I think they will bottle it again once they see the finishing line.
I really hope that Villa win the title if Liverpool fail to do do. It's
really indicative of the quality of English football if a mediocre team like
Man. Utd can be top of the league and favourites for the title. It's really
sad indeed. They wouldn't be fit to tie the shoe-laces of the great Liverpool
teams. It's now three decades ago since Utd. last won a league title and I 
hope it will be another three.

 For the last 26 years, the league successes for Liverpool and Utd. read like
this and don't ever forget it.

      Liverpool        Man. Utd.
        1973              1967
        1976
        1977
        1979
        1980
        1982
        1983
        1984
        1986
        1988
        1990


All of those Liverpool teams were superb in every aspect. For example the
1988 team that included players like Grobbelaar, Hansen, Nicol, Whelan, Aldo,
Barnes, Beardsley, McMahon & Houghton couldn't be mentioned in the same
breath as that current mediocre Man Utd side. If Whelan, Molby and Barnes
were all fit together, then the Mancs wouldn't be top of the league.

I have missed the notes for a while but I'm glad to be back to express the
truth.


    Martin
      



32.2071Oh not again please!KERNEL::NDAYMon Jan 18 1993 12:5915
    As the last reply has been seen in the Man. Utd. file on at least 2000
    previous occasions it becomes  VERY BORING and hardly worth casting
    eyes upon again..
    
    I suggest certain Loonypool SO CALLED SUPPORTERS try and make some 
    constructive critisism about their own teams poor display this season
    rather than blabbering on about the past great pool teams. Who gives a 
    toss about the past. Its about time you took a look at the present and
    stopped sulking.
    
    GET A LIFE WHY DONT YOU!!
    
    Nige.
    
    
32.2072Coincidence?LEMAN::BURKHALTERMon Jan 18 1993 13:294
    Saddam Hussain and Cunno back in the same week! Too much of a
    coincidence...
    
    -Dom ;-)
32.2073Wanderer returning? ;-)TRUCKS::SANTa rockin' and a rollin'Mon Jan 18 1993 14:136
    
    	Come on, guys....lay off the guy...
    
    	Welcome back, Martin. 8-)
    
    	Andy.
32.20740-0 at Loftus RoadESSB::BLONGEurope is Scouse FreeMon Jan 18 1993 15:1013
32.2075ESSB::MCUNNIFFEI'M THE BEST FOOTBALLER IN DECMon Jan 18 1993 16:2513
      Brian,
            I was watching the Villa yesterday and I really think that they
can win the league now. If Liverpool don't win it, then my preference is for
Villa, especially with their Liverpool connection. They have a very sound 
defence with Staunton, Barrett, Teale & McGrath who has proved himself to be
an exceptional player since he left stagnant OT. I would really love to see
him win a league medal. Tonight I'm a QPR fan. My prediction is for a 2-0
win for QPR.

    Martin


32.2076WARNUT::TPCASE::PICKERINGSSimon PickeringMon Jan 18 1993 17:422
Villa's biggest problem will be their small squad; they can't afford any
long term injuries.
32.2077MAN U to get REVENGE!? (5.0 :-) )PEKING::SHALLOMAMon Jan 18 1993 20:0412
    Hi,
        Does anyone know if Cantona has recovered from his thigh strain
    yet?.
    
    I hope to see Man U get their revenge tonight for last years
    defeat against QPR,it should be a very good game and I look forward to
    watching it as both sides are playing attractive football unlike the game 
    at the Dell I watched on Sat...(Southampton V Palace)
    
    Aron...
    
    
32.20781 point or 3 will doESSB::BLONGEurope is Scouse FreeMon Jan 18 1993 21:135
32.2079Top again..MACNAS::MHASSETTTue Jan 19 1993 10:189
    
    		Result.
    
    		QPR	1       ( Allen)
    	
    		Man Utd	3	(Ince,Giggs,Kanchelskis)
    
    
    		
32.2080How serious are the injuries???long term???MACNAS::MJGREANEYBananna RepublicTue Jan 19 1993 11:219
    
    Top again ......but at a price!!!!
    
    Three injuries,Hughes,Parker and Irwin....having seen the incidents on
    TV-AM ,the fouls can only be described as pathetic and the refereeing
    even worse!!!!!!!!
    
    
    M.J.
32.2081Don't support the same team as him...SUBURB::GROOMNEating between eatingTue Jan 19 1993 11:3710
>>>  Tonight I'm a QPR fan. My prediction is for a 2-0 win for QPR.
>>>  Martin

    
    A forecast of quality, rather similar to his beloved 'Pool's recent
    performances..........
    
    
    Nev.

32.2082The run continuesMIACT::MASONTue Jan 19 1993 13:0022
    MUFC 3 QPR 1
    
    Watched the game on Sky at a friend's house. I was appalled at some of
    the tackling especially by Sinton, real studs-up stuff. Hughes went off
    after 10 minutes needing 7 stitches to a gash in his calf. Sharpe was
    well crocked on several occasions and poor old Parker nearly had his
    tackle crushed by Sinton when he "stood" on him.
    
    But we rode all the tackling and played some good football. We proved
    the doubters (can they play without Cantona... PAH) wrong by putting on
    a gutsy team performance, especially so after Hughes had gone off. The
    goals were nicely taken: an overhead kick from Ince after Sharpe's shot
    rebounded off a QPR player into his path; Giggs' run was well-timed
    when Sharpe hooked a ball over Mr Haircut into Giggs' path - he coolly
    lobbed the goalkeeper; and finally Kanchelskis who was set up by Sharpe
    again down the right and put in a well angled shot past the keeper.
    
    After that we rode some QPR pressure but took it well. Sharpe and Ince
    had excellent games again. A solid performance.
    
    Well chuffed of Birmingham.
                               
32.2083Still not good enough.ESSB::MCUNNIFFEI'M THE BEST FOOTBALLER IN DECTue Jan 19 1993 13:5532
   QPR 1
 MANCS 3

A sad night for English football when a team containing Mike Phelan can go to
the top of the league. All I can say is that Utd. are not in the same league
as the great Liverpool sides that have dominated over the years. Bruce and
Pallister will never be as good as Hansen & Lawrenson. McClair, Hughes & 
Cantona wouldn't be fit to grace the same field as Rush, Aldridge & Dalglish.
   It's so difficult to pick an all time great Liverpool side from the teams
that have won 11 championships over the past 20 years (while Utd. have failed
every time) but if I were put to it, then it would be the teams of 1978-79,
1983-84 & 1985-86.
   In 1978-79 Liverpool under the old two point system created records all
over. They got 68 points, scored an amazing 85 goals (including two wins over
Utd. & a 7-0 hammering of Spurs) and conceeded 16 goals in 42 games.
   In 1983-84, Liverpool were going for three leagues in a row which they
achieved along with a fourth successive league cup capped with a 
marvellous win over Roma in the European cup. We'll see many a season start
and finish before Utd. will achieve anything like that.
   In 1985-86, Liverpool were not in a great position around March but they
picked up 34 out of a possible 36 points available to win the league and
then completed the double by winning the cup. How many times have the Mancs
won the League and cup double?.

  If I were a Man Utd fan, I wouldn't read too much into this win over a
depleted QPR side.

    
      Martin
                               

32.2084United are No 1ESSB::BLONGEurope is Scouse FreeTue Jan 19 1993 15:0513
32.2085No 1ESSB::BLONGEurope is Scouse FreeTue Jan 19 1993 15:0760
Manchester United Fixtures for Season 92/93      Score

* LIVE ON SKY                                                               
                                                                          ATT
Sat 15th Aug  Sheffield United  (A)         1-2  Hughes                28,070
Wed 18th Aug  Everton           (H)         0-3                        31,901
Sat 22nd Aug  Ipswich Town      (H)         1-1  Irwin                 31,704
Mon 24th Aug *Southampton       (A)         1-0  Dublin                15,623
Sat 29th Aug  Notts Forest      (A)         2-0  Hughes,Giggs          19,694
Wed  2nd Sep  Crystal Palace    (H)         1-0  Hughes                29,736
Sun  6th Sep *Leeds United      (H)         2-0  Kanchelskis,Bruce     31,296
Sat 12th Sep  Everton           (A)         2-0  McClair,Bruce (Pen)   30,002
Wed 16th Sep  Torpedo Moscow    (H)         0-0                        19,998
Sat 19th Sep  Tottenham         (A)         1-1  Giggs                 33,296
Wed 23rd Sep  Brighton & HA     (A) (CC)    1-1  Wallace               16,649
Sat 26th Sep  Q.P.R.            (H)         0-0                        33,287
Tue 29th Sep  Torpedo Moscow    (A)         0-0  (Beaten on Peno's)    11,357
Sat  3rd Oct  Middlesboro       (A)         1-1  Bruce (Pen)           24,172
Wed  7th Oct  Brighton & HA     (H) (CC)    1-0  Hughes                25,405
Sun 18th Oct *Liverpool         (H)         2-2  Hughes (2)            33,243
Sat 24th Oct  Blackburn Rovers  (A)         0-0                        20,305
Wed 28th Oct  Aston Villa       (A) (CC)    0-1                        35,964
Sat 31th Oct  Wimbledon         (H)         0-1                        32,622
Sat  7th Nov  Aston Villa       (A)         0-1                        39,063
Sat 21th Nov  Oldham Athletic   (H)         3-0 McClair (2), Hughes    33,497
Sat 28th Nov  Arsenal           (A)         1-0 Hughes                 29,739
Sun  6th Dec *Man City          (H)         2-1 Ince, Hughes           35,408
Sat 12th Dec  Norwich City      (H)         1-0 Hughes                 34,500
Sat 19th Dec  Chelsea           (A)         1-1 Cantona                34,464
Sat 26th Dec  Sheffield Wed     (A)         3-3 McClair (2), Cantona   37,708
Mon 28th Dec  Coventry City     (H)         5-0 Giggs,Hughes,Cantona,  36,025
                                                Sharpe, Irwin
Tue  5th Jan  Bury (FA Cup 3)   (H)         2-0 Phelan, Gillespee      30,668
Sat  9th Jan  Tottenham         (H)         4-1 Cantona,Irwin,McClair, 35,648
                                                Parker
Mon 18th Jan *Q.P.R.            (A)         3-1 Ince,Giggs,Kanchelskis 20,142   
Sat 23rd Jan  Brighton & H.A.   (H)
Wed 27th Jan  Notts Forest      (H)
Sat 30th Jan  Ipswich Town      (A)
Sat  6th Feb  Sheffield Utd     (H)
Mon  8th Feb *Leeds United      (A)   
Sat 13th Feb  Crystal Palace    (A) (FA Cup 5)
Sat 20th Fed  Southampton       (H)
Sat 27th Feb  Middlesboro       (H)
Sat  6th Mar  Liverpool         (A) (FA Cup 6)
Sat 13th Mar  Aston Villa       (H)
Sat 20th Mar  Man City          (A)
Wed 24th Mar  Arsenal           (H)
Sat  3rd Apr  Norwich City      (A) (FA Cup Semi-Final)
Sat 10th Apr  Sheffield Wed     (H)
Mon 12th Apr  Coventry City     (A)
Sat 17th Apr  Chelsea           (H)
Sat  1st May  Blackburn Rovers  (H)
Sat  8th May  Wimbledon         (A)                        





32.2086Another Live GameESSB::BLONGEurope is Scouse FreeTue Jan 19 1993 20:254
32.2087MASALA::JJACKc|e|l|t|i|c|Wed Jan 20 1993 02:0910
    
    Here's hoping Martin's out of the country (or his head !) when United
    win this one !
    But enough of this sensible talk......What about the great Liverpool
    team of 1894, they were so much better than ANY Man U. team...etc....
    ....blah blah blah !!
    
    8*))
    
    
32.2088Oh Ah is BackESSB::BLONGEurope is Scouse FreeThu Jan 21 1993 18:267
32.208973,76,77,97,80,82,83,84,86,88,90 L. Chmps.ESSB::MCUNNIFFEI'M THE BEST FOOTBALLER IN DECThu Jan 21 1993 22:1527
           <<< Note 32.2088 by ESSB::BLONG "Europe is Scouse Free" >>>
                               -< Oh Ah is Back >-
>>Any kind of a win will do, and then it's Forest at O.T next wednesday night.
>>Forest have won on their last 2 league visit's to O.T., so with them running
>>into a bit of form it could be tough.

    Brian,
          I remember last Easter monday when the Mancs played Forest at OT
when Forest came back from 1 nil to win 2-1. That was the start of the
"bottling" phase. They then went down to West Ham & Liverpool. Three defeats
in the last four games and can you imagine how happy I was. I am also
quite confident that they will bottle it again this time.

It's also sickening to watch SKY sports and listen to Denis Law and George
Best on their "ego trips" and "the great days at Utd". I also had to
stomach Mr. Edwards boast of having seen his side finish runners up four
times in the league during his time as chairman. I would love to be on that
panel to express my feelings on Utd. How many league medals did Best, Law
& Charlton win. Three if they were lucky. Ronnie Whelan has six, Grobbelaar
has six so obviously the Liverpool players are better. 

 Liverpool are the most successful and glamorous club in Eng. football and
always will be.


     Martin

32.2090More active in 32 then 34ESSB::BLONGEurope is Scouse FreeThu Jan 21 1993 22:2412
32.2091DOnt suppose he'll change the record will he ??MIACT::RANKINEThu Jan 21 1993 23:1531
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    Why is it that Cunnos notes end up sounding like a history lesson, or
    someone playing the same tune over and over ???
    
    So because Whelan won 6 champ medals hes a better player than George
    Best ????????????????smirk smirk.  Going by that reckoning any player
    who, for example, featured prominently in the Celtic team of the
    60/70's when they won the Scottish title 9 times in a row is better
    than any Liverpool player ??? I dont think so somehow....
    
    Get real Martin, its now 1993, and the reality is that for the time
    being Liverpool are struggling, while Man Utd are going relatively
    well.  No-one is denying that Liverpool dominated the game for a decade
    or more, and we all salute that, but its in the past.  Its interesting to
    wonder how strong the other teams were at that time..perhaps Liverpool
    were the best of a bad bunch then, as you seem to be suggesting the
    winners of this years title will be....who knows who cares ??.
    
    Personally I think Liverpool have enough good young players to come
    through to be a force in the game again in th not too distant future,
    it will come, but until then the other teams have to enjoy their
    moments of glory.  IMHO Liverpool are lucky that the standard of the
    Prem league is so poor, other wise they may be propping the damn thing
    up !!
    
    Paul
32.2092TRUCKS::SANTa rockin' and a rollin'Fri Jan 22 1993 00:0430
    
    	to ESSB::CUNNIFFE...
    
    	Martin (me ol' mucker),
    
    	The Liverpool note can be found in 34.**. There are lots of
    	interesting discusions going on in there (sic - Ed.) that, as a 
    	loyal and true Liverpool supporter I am sure you would want to
    	contribute to and discuss...One sure to come up in the next three
    	months will concern directions to Barnsley/Bath/Peterboro..oh, no,
    	on second thoughts, Liverpool fans will already know where that is
    	dfrom last season ;-)
    
    	You condemn Law and Best for living in the past....8-) 8-) you
    	said it mate....reminds me of someone close to your heart...very close.
    
    	And how can you be sure Liverpool will win the league in '97??
    
    	Meanwhile, back to United....
    
    	Top of the League after 24 games. 18 to go, much still to do. Minor
    	distraction of the FA Cup, but then again, there's so much to play
    	for!!
    
        And United followers will still stand by their team through the
    	thin times as well as the very thin!
    
    	BHOUSE - I'm alright now, had a bad day, blah blah....;-)
    
    	Andy.
32.2093WARNUT::TPCASE::PICKERINGSSimon PickeringFri Jan 22 1993 14:595
Cunno,
I'm curious to know; have you actually any ties with the city of Liverpool or
are you one of the many such people who go with the tide when they start
following football and watch the current successful team? Just wondering why
you support Liverpool. 
32.2094A True RedESSB::BLONGEurope is Scouse FreeFri Jan 22 1993 15:0610
32.2095ESSB::MCUNNIFFEI'M THE BEST FOOTBALLER IN DECFri Jan 22 1993 18:2323
      <<< Note 32.2093 by WARNUT::TPCASE::PICKERINGS "Simon Pickering" >>>

>>Cunno,
>>I'm curious to know; have you actually any ties with the city of Liverpool or
>>are you one of the many such people who go with the tide when they start
>>following football and watch the current successful team? Just wondering why
>>you support Liverpool. 

     I have been supporting Liverpool since 1976. Ok, they were doing ok at the
time. How was I to know that they were to win league c'ships since then in
1977, 1979, 1980, 1982, 1983, 1884, 1986, 1988 & 1990, F.A. Cups in 1986, 1989
& 1992, European cups in 1977,1978, 1981 & 1984, League cups in 1981, 1982, 1983
& 1984. I also like Liverpool because they have a strong tradition of Irish
players down through the years, Heighway, Robinson, Whelan, Houghton, Staunton,
Aldo, Lawrenson, Beglin, etc.

 I could just as easily (God forbid) have chosen the Mancs as they had reached
the F.A. cup final in 1976. In fact if a lot of you out there had started to
support Liverpool, we wouldn't see all the jealousy of Liverpool's success
that we see in the notes.


      Martin
32.2096Scousers are great at HistoryESSB::BLONGEurope is Scouse FreeFri Jan 22 1993 18:297
32.2097BLKPUD::WATTERSONPBy eck it's parkyFri Jan 22 1993 18:348
    
    Simon,
    
    beware about asking Liverpool supporters why they support Liverpool,
    it's a touchy subject as no one likes to own up to being a
    'glory-hunter'........    :-)
                                                     
    Paul
32.2098YUPPY::PANESI bet she wears Carling Black LabelFri Jan 22 1993 18:559
   ::CUNNO,

   Unlike like PANIC::ANDERSON I do not have a Rothmans Year Book by my side,
   so if you have a spare moment would you please post Liverpool's
   achievements over the last couple of decades.

   Thanks,

   Stuart
32.2099Ahem...ARRODS::OHAGANBMisty Green and BlueFri Jan 22 1993 19:5111
  > so if you have a spare moment would you please post Liverpool's
  > achievements over the last couple of decades.

    Trotskyite Councils, Bankruptcy, Degsy Hatton, Cilla and Blind Date, 
    The Farm, Sonia, Bread, The Anfield perm, Paul McCartney's post 
    Beatles tosh..........and other crimes.
    
    barry. 
    
    
    But that miserable Harry (Cross?) bloke from Brookside was good.
32.2100EBYGUM::WATTERSONPIt's MISTER IPS to you !!!Fri Jan 22 1993 20:1436
>>    Trotskyite Councils, Bankruptcy, Degsy Hatton, Cilla and Blind Date, 
>>    The Farm, Sonia, Bread, The Anfield perm, Paul McCartney's post 
>>    Beatles tosh..........and other crimes.
    
    Trotskyite Councils, Bankruptcy
    
    Not Liverpool's fault - all caused by the anti-Merseyside Tory
    Government slashing grants to Liverpool City council and Merseyside
    county council.
    
    Degsy Hatton
    
    A good Evertonian
    
    Cilla and Blind Date
    
    Cilla was booted out of Liverpool years ago, no one up here talks like
    that - Blind date is produced by Central TV if I remember correctly.
    
    The Farm
    
    One good record, a few bad ones.
    
    Sonia
    
    Stock Aitken and Waterman female clone, see also Kylie, Jason etc etc
    
    The Anfield perm
    
    Is that the same as the Ray Parlour perm ?
    
    Paul McCartney
    
    The real one died in 1967, this ones from Guildford.
    
    Paul - what's this got to do with Man Utd ?
32.2101Manchester UnitedCHEFS::CAINEPMarvin the paranoid androidFri Jan 22 1993 21:1611
    May I suggest that we :
    
    a) stop discussing Loonypool's past achievements
    b) stop discussing Cunno's ravings (if nobody responds he may start
       raving in the Loonypool topic where people take notice of him)
    c) start enjoying the team of the nineties
    
    Lofty.
    
    P.S. Long term investment tip - MUFC shares :-) 
    
32.21022090 at least!!!WELCLU::CADDL.U.F.C. League Champions 1991/92Sat Jan 23 1993 00:4011
    
    
    
    Well will you guys ever learn ????
    
    
        YOU WILL NEVER WIN THE LEAGUE !!!!
    
    
  Paul........
     
32.2103MASALA::JJACKc|e|l|t|i|c|Sat Jan 23 1993 05:4217
    
    As a Scot who has no particular love/interest of any English team, I'm
    willing to put my jacket on Man U winning the league this season.
    They may not be a brilliant team (very good, yes..but not brilliant),
    but I haven't saw anything of the rest that suggests to me that they
    have any decent challengers (Aston Villa being the only exception).
    
    Norwich, Blackburn (& Villa of course) will I think run them a close 
    second, but as for mediocrities like Arsenal, Leeds & Cunnopool...
    I'm afraid it's fight for that UEFA Cup place chaps  ! 
    
    (Just like my team up here 8*))
    
    
    SQFCSC
    
    
32.2104Sheff Utd Away 5th round of the CupESSB::BLONGEurope is Scouse FreeMon Jan 25 1993 13:210
32.2105The Man. Utd. story on vodeo.ESSB::MCUNNIFFEI'M THE BEST FOOTBALLER IN DECMon Jan 25 1993 13:5213

      I visited a friend of mine yesterday and for a while I thought I was
watching a video of the 'three stooges' but in fact it was a video called
the Man. Utd. story. The thing that threw me was the fact that most of it is
in black and white. The video is about 2 hrs long. It covers all their great
moments in black and white up until 1968 and for the last hour and a half, it
comprises of nothing except the odd F.a. cup success. All pretty boring
stuff.


    Martin

32.2107The last two decades.ESSB::MCUNNIFFETHE MANCS HAVE FAILED SINCE 67Mon Jan 25 1993 17:2564
         <<< Note 32.2099 by ARRODS::OHAGANB "Misty Green and Blue" >>>
                                  -< Ahem... >-

 >> so if you have a spare moment would you please post Liverpool's
 >> achievements over the last couple of decades.

 >> barry. 
 
  OK, now problem Barry. I would only be too glad to answer your question.
Lets take the last 20 years.

             Liverpool                              Man. Utd.
             =========                              ========
          
          League Champions                         League Champions
              1973
              1976
              1977
              1979
              1980
              1982
              1983
              1984
              1986
              1988
              1990


             UEFA Cup                                UEFA Cup
              1973
              1976  

    
            European Cup                             European Cup
              1977
              1978
              1981
              1984

            
            League Cup                                League Cup         
              1981                                      1992
              1982
              1983
              1984

    
         Euro Cup Winners cup                        Euro Cup Winners cup
                                                        1991    


          F.A. Cup                                     F.A. Cup  
             1974                                       1977
             1986                                       1983
             1989                                       1985
             1992                                       1990

      So in the last 20 years, Liverpool have won no fewer than 25 major
trophies while Man. Utd. have won a miserly 6 if my facts are correct.

I hope this answers your question Barry.


     Martin
32.2108ARRODS::OHAGANBMisty Green and BlueMon Jan 25 1993 18:0329
>   OK, now problem Barry. I would only be too glad to answer your question.
> Lets take the last 20 years.

               Liverpool                              Man. Utd.
               =========                              ========
  
    
    
    
    
    Oh no, not again....        
            
    
    
>      So in the last 20 years, Liverpool have won no fewer than 25 major
> trophies while Man. Utd. have won a miserly 6 if my facts are correct.
    
>I hope this answers your question Barry.


>     Martin
    
    
    
    
    
    Martin, please read .2098 and then go to the back of the class.
    
    barry.
32.2109Wise up suckerMIACT::MASONMon Jan 25 1993 19:4315
    re: Martin's past few contributions
    
    Unfortunately, Martin seems to think that he is winding us all up with
    his inane listings of Liverpool's fortunes over the past decade or two.
    Maybe one of these days brain cell number one might just collide with
    brain cell number two - Martin duckie, we're bored S******s with your
    constant ramblings. If you really have nothing better to do go and list
    to your heart's content in number 34.
    
    From being someone who's notes were normally entertaining, you have
    descended to the level of a bore.
    
    Oh dear, how sad to see another Pool-ite bite the dust...-)
    
    J
32.2110MOEUR1::CROUCHYo Codgey, how was Bejam?Mon Jan 25 1993 19:517
>    constant ramblings. If you really have nothing better to do go and list
>    to your heart's content in number 34.
 
    Please don't send him there; we don't want him either.   

    Andy
32.2111PLUNDR::MORANWell Des, it was a bit of a bobbler....Mon Jan 25 1993 20:066
    
    His notes have had a similar impact in the usenet soccer newsgroup
    (rec.sport.soccer), where he's been hiding for a while - So now the 
    whole world gets to hear about "The Mighty Liverpool" etc etc.
    
    Tim
32.2112Drivel from Cunno means United are riding highESSB::BLONGEurope is Scouse FreeMon Jan 25 1993 20:5213
32.2113A little surprised.........KBOMFG::TANNERWe're one, but we're not the sameTue Jan 26 1993 12:1213
   Julie I never thought I'd see words like that coming from you... ah well..
I just wanted to say that before Martins "shock" return to this notes conference
that most topics were quiet and everyone was been real nice to each other, no
winding up etc like in the past... I enjoy most of Martins notes, except the
statistics ones, and as most of ye know I also support the pool... No attacks
please.... Some of best notes in this conference are from Martin, Julie Iam
sure you'll agree with that, so maybe Martin is like the Pool he's going
through a bad period..... 

                                                          slainte.....

                                                              -dave-
32.2114I'm finished with statistics.ESSB::MCUNNIFFEPool-73,76,77,79,80,82-4,86,88,90Tue Jan 26 1993 14:1510

      OK, you have my word. I will not keep listing Liverpool's achievements
in this note. From now on my notes will be constructive and will not try to
rise anyone.


     Regards,

      Martin
32.2115Team NewsESSB::BLONGEurope is Scouse FreeTue Jan 26 1993 20:324
32.2116They're back!SHAWB1::STOCKMANSWed Jan 27 1993 11:208
Looks like Sparkey & Eric are indeed back for this evenings game.
Andy Kanchelskis will be on the bench.

I must say I'm really looking forward to this evenings game.
We're due a win at home over Forest.


Si...
32.2117Victory against the Forest!KERNEL::NDAYWed Jan 27 1993 14:0710
    Well I for one am confident that The REDS will do the business tonight
    against the Forest.
    
    What with Sparkey & Eric looking good for fitness I predict a game that
    will be dominated by the REDS.
    
    I am going for a 3-1 win with Hughes,Contana & Giggs getting on the
    score sheet..
    
    Nige.
32.2118PEKING::DAVIESGTop of the leagueWed Jan 27 1993 14:1811
    
    2 - 0  Will do for me, with Choccy and Cantona sticking them in the
    net. We are waiting for a good win over the forest at home, we haven't
    had one for a while and tonite should be a good opportunity. Then onto
    Ipswich on Saturday and hopefully 2 out of 2. Does anyone know whether
    or not the game is being shown live on Sky???
    
    Cheers
    
    GrEg....
    
32.2119Naaaaaa..XSTACY::MDUNPHYWomen, You cant live with them.....pass the beer nutsWed Jan 27 1993 14:355
They showing the top game this weekend:

	Arsenal Vs Liverpool 8^)

Mick
32.2120ForestMIACT::MASONWed Jan 27 1993 16:557
    I think we're in for a tight game tonight even though Pearce is
    doubtful for Forest. Our performances against them last season were
    appalling and Forest are starting to put some results together.
    
    I'll look to Sparky to get a goal in a 1-0 win.
    
    J
32.2121Later on TVWOTVAX::MACDONALDIStalybridge CelticWed Jan 27 1993 17:1510
    re : a couple back
    
    " are any been shown on sky "
    
    Not as far as I am aware, although there highlights on BBC at 10.20
    tonight.
    
    
    
    mac
32.21222-0PEKING::DAVIESGTop of the leagueWed Jan 27 1993 19:514
    
    That'll do, cheers.
    
    GrEg...
32.2123Still topMACNAS::MHASSETTThu Jan 28 1993 10:146
    
    	Result.
    		Man Utd  2  ( Ince,Hughes )
    		Forest	 0
    
    Hass...
32.2124Still my P_N is correctPEKING::DAVIESGTop of the leagueThu Jan 28 1993 10:4623
    
    ..I saw the highlights on the Beeb last night and I must say that we
    were looking good. Many a chance came our way before half-time, but
    Forest just seemed able to keep us out. Hughes narrowly missed early
    on, and couple of times the ball was either cleared off the line or hit
    the post. It was agonising stuff, and when Forest broke near the end
    of the halfwith Clough, it seemed like a nightmare was unfolding. We 
    kept our nerve, and early on the the second half Ince made it 1-0 with a 
    well hit shot that looked to be going off until it got a lucky deflection
    off of a Forest defender. Hughes made it 2-0 with a spectacular goal
    from Cantona's little flick and that managed to kill Forest off. 
    	All in all, a good game that, although the reds deserved to win,
    Forest were not without their chances, including a free-kick near the
    end of the game producing an excellent save from Schmeical.
    	Villa and too had a good night. 3-1 to keep level with us except for
    goal difference, and Norwich still 2 points behind after a 4-2 win over
    Palace.
    	Now onto Ipswich on Saturday who had a good win over Spurs last
    night... should be difficult, but 1-0 would suffice.
    
    GrEg...
    
           
32.2125TRUCKS::SANTa rockin' and a rollin'Thu Jan 28 1993 11:4421
    
    	Having listened to the game on R5, where the commentary team
    	waxed lyrically about the skill/passing/speed etc *from both sides*
     	it was strange to the listen to the meandering criticisms of the TV
    	commentator (Barry Davis? I'm sure it wasn't John Barnes-Motson..)
    	who waffled on about unusual game blah missed chances blah lucky
    	blah undeserved lead blah....
                                                 
    	Alan Green thought United could have been 3 up after twenty
    	minutes. Perhaps a slight exageration... ;-)
    
    	Anyway, what matters is three points, still top, seventeen games
    	to go, now probably only four realistic contenders. Us, Villa,
    	Norwich and Blackburn as outside bets. After last season when
    	our nerve went, along with the bottle, championship, the bath water
    	and everything else, I'm not predicting anything...
    
    	Ipswich Saturday. They're a good side, proving difficult to beat.
    	I'll be happy avoiding defeat, three points would be a big boost.
    
    	Andy.
32.2126Top MarkESSB::BLONGEurope is Scouse FreeThu Jan 28 1993 15:3725
32.2127ESSB::BLONGEurope is Scouse FreeThu Jan 28 1993 15:4262
Manchester United Fixtures for Season 92/93      Score

* LIVE ON SKY                                                               
# LIVE ON BBC
                                                                        ATT
Sat 15th Aug  Sheffield United  (A)         1-2  Hughes                28,070
Wed 18th Aug  Everton           (H)         0-3                        31,901
Sat 22nd Aug  Ipswich Town      (H)         1-1  Irwin                 31,704
Mon 24th Aug *Southampton       (A)         1-0  Dublin                15,623
Sat 29th Aug  Notts Forest      (A)         2-0  Hughes,Giggs          19,694
Wed  2nd Sep  Crystal Palace    (H)         1-0  Hughes                29,736
Sun  6th Sep *Leeds United      (H)         2-0  Kanchelskis,Bruce     31,296
Sat 12th Sep  Everton           (A)         2-0  McClair,Bruce (Pen)   30,002
Wed 16th Sep  Torpedo Moscow    (H)         0-0                        19,998
Sat 19th Sep  Tottenham         (A)         1-1  Giggs                 33,296
Wed 23rd Sep  Brighton & HA     (A) (CC)    1-1  Wallace               16,649
Sat 26th Sep  Q.P.R.            (H)         0-0                        33,287
Tue 29th Sep  Torpedo Moscow    (A)         0-0  (Beaten on Peno's)    11,357
Sat  3rd Oct  Middlesboro       (A)         1-1  Bruce (Pen)           24,172
Wed  7th Oct  Brighton & HA     (H) (CC)    1-0  Hughes                25,405
Sun 18th Oct *Liverpool         (H)         2-2  Hughes (2)            33,243
Sat 24th Oct  Blackburn Rovers  (A)         0-0                        20,305
Wed 28th Oct  Aston Villa       (A) (CC)    0-1                        35,964
Sat 31th Oct  Wimbledon         (H)         0-1                        32,622
Sat  7th Nov  Aston Villa       (A)         0-1                        39,063
Sat 21th Nov  Oldham Athletic   (H)         3-0 McClair (2), Hughes    33,497
Sat 28th Nov  Arsenal           (A)         1-0 Hughes                 29,739
Sun  6th Dec *Man City          (H)         2-1 Ince, Hughes           35,408
Sat 12th Dec  Norwich City      (H)         1-0 Hughes                 34,500
Sat 19th Dec  Chelsea           (A)         1-1 Cantona                34,464
Sat 26th Dec  Sheffield Wed     (A)         3-3 McClair (2), Cantona   37,708
Mon 28th Dec  Coventry City     (H)         5-0 Giggs,Hughes,Cantona,  36,025
                                                Sharpe, Irwin
Tue  5th Jan  Bury (FA Cup 3)   (H)         2-0 Phelan, Gillespee      30,668
Sat  9th Jan  Tottenham         (H)         4-1 Cantona,Irwin,McClair, 35,648
                                                Parker
Mon 18th Jan *Q.P.R.            (A)         3-1 Ince,Giggs,Kanchelskis 20,142   
Sat 23rd Jan  Brighton & H.A.   (H)         1-0 Giggs
Wed 27th Jan  Notts Forest      (H)         2-0 Ince, Hughes           36,085
Sat 30th Jan  Ipswich Town      (A)
Sat  6th Feb  Sheffield Utd     (H)
Mon  8th Feb *Leeds United      (A)   
Sun 14th Feb #Sheffield Utd     (A) (FA Cup 5)
Sat 20th Fed  Southampton       (H)
Sat 27th Feb  Middlesboro       (H)
Sat  6th Mar  Liverpool         (A) (FA Cup 6)
Sat 13th Mar  Aston Villa       (H)
Sat 20th Mar  Man City          (A)
Wed 24th Mar  Arsenal           (H)
Sat  3rd Apr  Norwich City      (A) (FA Cup Semi-Final)
Sat 10th Apr  Sheffield Wed     (H)
Mon 12th Apr  Coventry City     (A)
Sat 17th Apr  Chelsea           (H)
Sat  1st May  Blackburn Rovers  (H)
Sat  8th May  Wimbledon         (A)                        
TBA           Crystal Palace    (A)





32.2128yESSB::MCUNNIFFEPool-73,76,77,79,80,82-4,86,88,90Thu Jan 28 1993 16:069
 Poxy goal by Hughes. Come on the Villa.

     Cunno





32.2129TRUCKS::SANTNostalgia *is* what it used to be...Thu Jan 28 1993 18:2413
    
    	re 1216..
    
    	Chris Casper, son of Frank...
    
    	Really? I can remember watching Frank play for Burnley in the
    	70s...what a player. Things didin't quite work out though when
    	he had a stab at management. Shame, he was a genuine "club man".
                                             
    	I'll hazard that the young Casper has all the right attributes
    	if his old man has any say in it...
    
    	Andy.
32.2130SUBURB::ABSOLOMTPaaaaaaattchFri Jan 29 1993 17:299
    
     Reeeeeeeeesult!!! I'm up in Leeds on the 8th & 9th of February on a
    sales course. 
    
     Is the game all ticket? If so, how do I get one? Is anyone else going?
    
    Tony
    
    
32.2131First Defeat for 3 MonthsESSB::BLONGEurope is Scouse FreeMon Feb 01 1993 11:1913
32.2132Intermission....OPG::TONYMon Feb 01 1993 12:364
	Normal service will resume as soon as possible..!!!


Tony
32.2133YUPPY::PANESRuts Peasants ( naga )Mon Feb 01 1993 12:4711
                        <<< Note 32.2132 by OPG::TONY >>>
                             -< Intermission.... >-

>	Normal service will resume as soon as possible..!!!


Tony,

The cynics might say it has already started.

Stuart
32.2134-9 on Last SeasonESSB::BLONGEurope is Scouse FreeMon Feb 01 1993 18:1410
32.2135Loud Colours !!!!WOTVAX::MACDONALDIStalybridge CelticTue Feb 02 1993 11:1126
    
    
    Well I have seen it all now !!!!!!
    
    
    United have a new third kit. This goes with the standard Red top(even
    the little tie-up at the neck), and the loud blue second kit. What
    colours would you think they may have chosen?? White? No!, it is, are
    you ready for this......
    
    Yellow and green, yes that is what I said.  A two-tone top, one half
    yellow one half green, with green mid-length sleeves, green collar, a
    black tie-up, SHARP logo, and the United emblem on a black background.
    Black shorts with a yellow/green pattern on one side.
    
    This used to be the colours of Newton Heath, before they became
    Manchester United. There is a picture in the northern edition of the
    Daily Star. However you will be able to see it in real life, as they
    are to use the kit against Crystal Palace on Feb 13th. 
    Can't wait!!!!!!!
    
    
    mac
    
    p.s. Bryan Robson has turned down the chance to manage Sunderland,
    after they sacked Malcolm Crosby, as he still wants to play for United.
32.2136LOUDER THAN LOUDPEKING::DAVIESGThink before you thinkTue Feb 02 1993 11:3610
    re. -1;
    
    ....and have you seen the way they all look? all 'taches and slicked
    hair , Newton Heath style !!!
    
    Cantona looks brilliant
    
    HAha
    
    GrEg...
32.2137Utd. are rubbish.ESSB::MCUNNIFFEPool-73,76,77,79,80,82-4,86,88,90Tue Feb 02 1993 11:4518
>>Comparasion with last season

>>after 26 games

>>Won 16, Drew 8, Lost 2, Goals for 42, Goals Against 21, Points 56   (91/92)

>>Won 13, Drew 8, Lost 5, Goals for 40, Goals Against 21, Points 47   (92/93) 

  What a great result on Saturday. Great to see them beaten. They will prove
once again that they haven't got the bottle to make it to the finishing line.
When they fail this time, they will never win it again as Liverpool won't be
so generous in other seasons. I would love to see Utd. lose the title on
goal difference.

     Martin


32.2138Come on Ye Yellow and GreensESSB::BLONGEurope is Scouse FreeTue Feb 02 1993 13:3111
32.2139Is Brian a closet Norwich supporter?JONPC1::ButtonJon Button @ REOTue Feb 02 1993 13:4611
Re .2138
>                      < Come on Ye Yellow and Greens >

Brian,

Does this mean that you have finally seen the light, and decided to support 
the REAL yellow and greens (Norwich)?

I think we should be told.

Jon
32.2140The GreatestESSB::BLONGEurope is Scouse FreeTue Feb 02 1993 16:0611
32.2141BLKPUD::WATTERSONPTax passive smokersTue Feb 02 1993 16:106
    
    Brian,
    
    you're starting to sound like a Manc version of Cunno......
    
    Paul :-0
32.2142Blue Scousers??? WhereESSB::BLONGEurope is Scouse FreeTue Feb 02 1993 16:136
32.2143yawn , yawn...XSTACY::MDUNPHYJust another Day!!Tue Feb 02 1993 16:210
32.2144Boring Boring ArsenalESSB::BLONGEurope is Scouse FreeTue Feb 02 1993 18:006
32.2145NoXSTACY::MDUNPHYJust another Day!!Tue Feb 02 1993 18:413
I had the misfortune of reading this topic!!

Mick
32.2146you don't have to read 32.xxx NEXT UNSEEN matePEKING::DAVIESGThink before you thinkTue Feb 02 1993 19:114
    
    and we had the misfortune of reading your notes. goodbye
    
    GrEg...
32.2147XSTACY::MDUNPHYJust another Day!!Tue Feb 02 1993 19:2912
Well brian,
	Did it ever cross your mind why all "other" supporters want Villa
to win, when you come out with comments like:

>they all hate our guts because we are "The Greatest Football Club in the World".

The only Team nowadays that come close to that category are A.C. Milan.

Get a life, no on second thoughts don't bother...


Mick
32.2148XSTACY::KMCGRATHLong road, patient donkeyTue Feb 02 1993 19:4310
>they all hate our guts because we are "The Greatest Football Club in the World"

Yeah Mick  But what about tradition, crowds, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah

...yawn yawn yawn

We are the greatest because ....we just are,....right!



32.2149Taking the BaitESSB::BLONGEurope is Scouse FreeTue Feb 02 1993 22:168
32.2150The REAL thing.ARRODS::OHAGANBMisty Green and BlueWed Feb 03 1993 12:425
    If I may join in the p*ssing contest my vote goes to Real Madrid.
    
    I thank yew,
    
    barry.
32.2151Cut the Cr*pWOTVAX::MACDONALDIStalybridge CelticWed Feb 03 1993 13:3329
    Getting back to the topic in hand.
    
    I remember reading that the list of top players in the world that Peter
    Schmeichel of Man Utd was joint fifth. Marco Van-Basten was top of the
    list and that no British players were in the top seven(now I don't know
    if that means that in eigth position it was a British player?!!?!)
    
    Going back to the new third strip of Utd's. There has been a lot of
    stick from the general public, that Utd are trying to make a lot of
    money by bringing out a new shirt.... For a youths full kit it will
    cost approx #47 and for adults #60... A bit steep..... In the MEN last
    night three people were asked what they thought. One said that it was a
    rip off, the next a young lady said that she would definately buy one,
    so as not to stand out in the crowd, and the third one(after I had
    stopped laughing) said that it was all a big publicity campaign to
    generate more money for the club. The kits go on sale tomorrow(Thurs)
    from the Utd club shop.... The favourite size to go is extra
    large(adult)..... A spokesperson for the club said that people did not
    have to buy the kit if they don't want to, no-one is forcing them?!?!
    
    Fergie has said that they may use the new kit in the BBC televised FA cup
    game at Sheff Utd on Feb 14th(I knew I had the date right!!) 
    Can't wait, I don't think!!!!!
    
    Result from last night
    FA Youth Cup 
    Man Utd 3 Wimbledon 0
    
    Mac 
32.2152EBYGUM::WATTERSONPTax passive smokersWed Feb 03 1993 13:519
    
    Ian,
    
    do you think Simon 'dedicated follower of fashion' Stockman has bought
    the new kit yet ?
    
    (It's still not as good as Everton's tasteful Pink and Blue offereing)
    
    Paul
32.21531st in the queueWOTVAX::MACDONALDIStalybridge CelticWed Feb 03 1993 14:409
    Paul,
    
    If Simon is not in today, that means he is queuing up ready for
    tomorrow.
    
    (Nothing could be as good as the Toffee's Pink and Blue kit, even so
    you did but it didn't you???? You must be a trend-setter!!!!!)
    
    mac
32.2154Not this timeSHAWB1::STOCKMANSWed Feb 03 1993 20:459
One has to draw the line somewhere.

I will NOT be buying this kit (he says today). I've spent a small fortune
on MUFC already this season so there not getting any more wonger.
Well, perhaps I could make a small exception!

Ha ha

	Simon
32.2155Utd. are CRAP.ESSB::MCUNNIFFEPool-73,76,77,79,80,82-4,86,88,90Thu Feb 04 1993 15:5715
It doesn't matter if the Mancs had 10 different coloured kits, they are
still crap and haven't won a league in the last 26 years. I now hope that 
once Villa are out of the cup that they can concentrate on the league and
topple those useless Mancs. What a sad time for Eng football to see a team
like this as favourites for the league.

 I hear that Ronnie Whelan (six league c'ship medals 82, 83,84, 86, 88, 90)
is nearly fit to play again. God help the Mancs when he comes back.



     Martin


32.21564,000 Mancs Invade LeedsESSB::BLONGEurope is Scouse FreeThu Feb 04 1993 16:1410
32.2157LooneypoolOPG::TONYThu Feb 04 1993 17:266
Cunno,

Since you're so used to winning titles and cups ...How does it feel to be in the
hunt for absolutely nothing with still 4 months of the season to go..?

Tony
32.2158SUBURB::ABSOLOMTPaaaaaaattchThu Feb 04 1993 17:275
    
    I hear that all 4000 are sold out. Is this definate?
    
    Tony
    
32.2159Leeds sold-out is definate..OPG::TONYThu Feb 04 1993 17:380
32.2160little boy lost??FAILTE::PAGESLost in ScotlandThu Feb 04 1993 20:438
    
    REF.2158
    
    	why not spend an evening in one of the local public houses with
    sky, you could even wear that nice shirt I paid for....  I am sure the
    locals will take you to heart 8*)
    
    SteveP
32.21611.0 to Man U would be nice!PEKING::SHALLOMAFri Feb 05 1993 14:239
    
    Well Man U play Shef U tommorow in what will be a very tough game
    as Utd have lost to them in the last three visits I think?
    I will be happy with a draw but would welcome 3 points and utd to start
    another winning run..
    
    
    Aron..
    
32.2162Its a cup game I think!KERNEL::NDAYAs Quazimodo once said, 'It started with a syst'Fri Feb 05 1993 14:255
    I thought the game against Sheffield Utd tomorrow was a cup game ??
    
    Or have I been over doing the falling down liquid again ?
    
    Nige.
32.2163Got some facts wrong!PEKING::SHALLOMAFri Feb 05 1993 14:3512
    Re-2
    
    Forget the bit about Man U losing the last 3 times against them,it's
    only 1 defeat at the start of the season.
    
    
    Aron...
    
    
    p.s It's a League game I think they play them in the Cup later on next
    week?
    
32.2164At Home TomorrowESSB::BLONGEurope is Scouse FreeFri Feb 05 1993 15:035
32.2165...and the same result in the cup a week later!!!PEKING::DAVIESGThink before you thinkFri Feb 05 1993 15:148
    
    It's a tough game tomorrow and we should be very pleased if we win.
    After last weeks dissapointment to Ipswich we need a win to get back on
    track... 1 : 0  with Sharpe will do it for me because he is due one...
    	Pally: keep an eye out for Deane!!!!
    
    GrEg....
    
32.21662 into 3 doesn't goCLADA::JMURPHYIt's a Funny Auld game....Fri Feb 05 1993 17:5611
    
    Is playing 2 games in 3 days a good idea for Man Utd....
    
    I know Sky are pulling the strings , but 2 games in 3 days
    is a bit iffy....
    
    Sheff Utd and Leeds won't be cakewalks by any means , if you win
    both it will be great , but if you don't ?????????????...
    
    
    jm
32.2167Back on TopESSB::BLONGEurope is Scouse FreeSat Feb 06 1993 22:0410
32.2168BBC RADIO 5??KERNEL::NDAYAs Quazimodo once said, 'It started with a syst'Mon Feb 08 1993 14:105
    Will the match against Leeds be on R5 tonight ??
    
    I suppose its live on SKY !!
    
    Nige.
32.2169Match reportMIACT::MASONDebra TaylorMon Feb 08 1993 15:4742
    Man United 2 Sheffield United 1
    McClair      Carr
    Cantona
    
    
    A one-minute silence for the 35th anniversary of the Munich Air
    Disaster was observed by all and the Sheffield United fans were
    applauded for their respect.
    
    The first half was disastrous from our point of view. We really made
    heavy weather of it. Carr put S.U. ahead, beating Pallister down the
    right wing really easily. As Bruce and Schmeical covered Deane on the
    rh post, Carr coolly slotted home. We looked really shaky from there on
    in until the last 10 minutes when we decided to pull ourselves
    together. 
    
    The second half belonged to us, the last 5 minutes apart, when Deane
    missed a couple of sitters (fortunately for us). We drew level when
    Cantona set up McClair, and went ahead when Cantona coolly chested down
    a cross and booted home much to our relief.
    
    Pallister had a dreadful game, the goal was really down to him I'd say.
    Sharpe was very quiet and only looked remotely lively when Giggs went
    off and he was "partnered" by Kanchelskis. Giggs is not playing
    particularly well at the moment either. He still thunders down the wing
    as of old, but he takes the ball too far and ends up losing it - then
    we are left vulnerable to the counter attack as everyone has streamed
    forward in his wake. His crossing also leaves a lot to be desired. He
    does not like being on the right wing and so tries to bring the ball
    inside - it doesn't work.
    
    3 points in the bag, but we made heavy weather of it. The Villa won too
    which keeps the pressure on. A difficult game at Elland Road tonight
    and it goes without saying that we need the 3 points. I'll go for a 1-0
    win in a tough game - the pitch at Elland Road is c**p at the moment
    which means that it will be a scrappy game. We need to show the
    determination we did on Saturday. I'll be watching the game on Sky at a
    friend's house (a Villa supporter, so it could be well dodgy..).
    
    Here's hoping that we're all happy noters tomorrow..
    
    J
32.2170Happy with a PointESSB::BLONGEurope is Scouse FreeMon Feb 08 1993 16:1410
32.2171Leeds to win easily.ESSB::MCUNNIFFEPool-73,76,77,79,80,82-4,86,88,90Mon Feb 08 1993 19:4229
           <<< Note 32.2170 by ESSB::BLONG "Europe is Scouse Free" >>>
                            -< Happy with a Point >-
>>to the top flight and they will wan't to put that right tonight. They are
>>also having to put up with the view that they did not win the league, it was
>>United that lost it, and they will wan't to put that view straight.
 

    Brian,
         I certainly don't share the view that United lost the title last
year rather than Leeds winning it.

   The league is about one thing i.e. consistency and that is a thing that
the Mancs have not shown for 26 years. Liverpool's league successes over
the years (1973, 76, 77, 79, 80, 82, 83, 84, 86, 88 & 90) were won because
of sheer consistency from August to May. In 1986, the double winning year,
they collected 34 out of a possible 36 points to clinch the league. Last
season, I think Utd. lost three out of four (Forest, West Ham & Liverpool)
at the end. Nobody deserves to win a league with that pathetic finish.

   Utd. were poxed again on Saturday. I will be watching the game on SKY
tonight and I will be shouting for Leeds all the way. I can't see the
Mancs getting anything from this one tonight. Then two defeats out of three
will be the kind of form that we have come to expect from this mediocre
outfit.

   Come on Leeds.


     Cunno
32.2172Off the ceiling matey!KERNEL::NDAYAs Quazimodo once said, 'It started with a syst'Mon Feb 08 1993 20:2511
    Re last.
    
    I think should lay off the glue for a while mate. thats stuff making
    you say some hilarious things..
    
    Anyway, back to the real world.
    
    United to win 1-0 tonight with Eric showing Leeds how to pick the ball
    out of the net.
    
    Nige.
32.2173! point clear at the top!KERNEL::NDAYQuazimodo sang,'It started with a syst'Tue Feb 09 1993 13:3822
    Well, was that a tough game or what?
    
    Leeds came out with all guns blazing in the first 15 minutes and missed
    several opportunities to go infront.
    
    We got our act together eventually and put some good moves together.
    
    Leeds had by far the most shots at goal but after saying that M.U.F.C.
    had the best chances and from the Radio 5 commentary, oooh ahh should
    have scored after cutting through the Leeds defence with a great piece
    of style & skill, but Lukic's knee denied him. 
    
    The leeds/Cantona love affair is definatley over I think. every time he
    touched the ball he was booed and jeered by the Leeds fans.
    
    All in all a great game to listen too so it must have been a brilliant
    game to watch( if you are fortunate to have sky that is).
    
    United now 1 point clear at the top but Villa and Norwich now have a
    game in hand. 
    
    Nige.
32.2174A point well earnedMIACT::MASONThere's only one UNITEDTue Feb 09 1993 14:4914
    A tense game indeed. Big Eric took everything in his stride (especially
    the sign saying f**k off Cantona in French - I didn't think Leeds fans
    had that many brain cells  -)). He should've scored on a couple of
    occasions - one especially where he tried to lob the keeper when a more
    direct blaster would've done the job.
    
    We were well contained for most of the game I thought. The pitch was
    diabolical (not helped by the Sky Bimbettes poncing about on it..) but
    Leeds played some good flowing football I thought. I was seriously
    perturbed by Pallister again. If it wasn't for Schmeical last night I
    think we would not be sitting pretty at the top this morning. But
    that's the way it goes I suppose. We battled well and earned the point.
    
    J
32.21750-0TRUCKS::SANTNostalgia *is* what it used to be...Tue Feb 09 1993 16:0118
    
    	From the BBC hi-lites this am, two excellent saves kept this to
    	nil all - one from Lukic in the first half after a deflection,
    	twisting backwards after going the wrong way to turn the ball over
    	the bar, and one from Peter after McAllister headed downwards 
    	towards the corner of the goal in the last minute. Two world-class
    	stops...
    
    	Eric must have wondered what hit him last night - the anymosity
    	towards him was awesome. Nice to see the Yorkies haven't altered
    	all that much after the dizzy heights of last season..;-)
    
    	Point clear. Long way to go. We're picking up points despite not
    	playing all that well (Sheep.Utd. game on Saturday, last night..)
    
    	Keep going, lads....the rewards are there for the taking.
    
    	Andy.
32.2176Good PointESSB::BLONGEurope is Scouse FreeTue Feb 09 1993 16:0118
32.2177How I saw itSUBURB::GROOMNEating between eatingTue Feb 09 1993 17:1923
    Having watched the game in the pub next door, I was more perturbed at
    Schmeical's inability to deal competently with the high-ball, on three
    occasions he was extremely hesitant and but for the Leeds forwards
    having given up the chase (I guess they thought he wasn't going to miss)
    he may have been directly responsible for 3 soft goals.  Conversely, There 
    are few who can match him for reflex saves and for a big man he gets down 
    very quickly.
    
    Giggs is ineffective on the right, and Kanch was brought on too late in
    the game.  Sharpe was well covered by the 17 year-old Bowman (a product
    of the MUFC school of excellence) and Hughes was given very little
    space (not that he needs much !!).  McClair was superb and if he
    carries on this workrate will almost certainly meet his demise earlier
    than scheduled.  Irwin had a good'un as did Bruce and Parker, very
    solid in all aspects.  Pally is obviously having the wobbles in
    sympathy with Big Pete, don't expect them to last (the wobbles that
    is).
    
    
    The Brakspeare's  in the pub was excellent.
    
    
    Nev
32.2178you are a disgrace!~!!WELSWS::CADDL.U.F.C. League champions 1991/92Tue Feb 09 1993 18:1812
    
    
       Just as a side issue :... In the Yorkshire Evening post Alex
    Ferguson said that he did not think that any barracking of Cantona
    would be justified, "Man Utd always give a good reception to Gordan
    Strachan when he comes to Old Trafford" ... I don't think so Alex you
    must have your head up your arse... And as for no brain cells what
    about the protozoan attitude of the Man U fans who started smashing up
    our stand last night ..call yourself football supporters .....
    
    
    Paul 
32.2179Leave it OutESSB::BLONGEurope is Scouse FreeTue Feb 09 1993 18:286
32.2180I would complain about Leeds causing damage..WELSWS::CADDL.U.F.C. League champions 1991/92Tue Feb 09 1993 18:4514
    
    
    
      Brian,
            I don't suppose for one moment that you are trying to lump all
    Fans who cause damage in the same boat, which is what your last note
    sounded like. Not everyone goes to a football match to cause trouble
    only the minority, unfortunately a lot of people get tarred with the
    same brush for the mindless few ...   'nuf said
    
    
    Paul
    
    BTW do you want these tickets or not?????  
32.2181Devils not AngelsPANIC::ANDERSONThe original MagpiesTue Feb 09 1993 19:307
    Brian,
    
    I wouldn't go raking up the past too much - I for one have vivid
    memories of a certain 2nd Division Championship-winning side's 'fans'
    wrecking a large proportion of Notts County's ground back in '75.
    
    Rob
32.2182EBYGUM::WATTERSONPStranded in DublinTue Feb 09 1993 20:195
    Rob,
    
    has there ever been anything to wreck at Meadow Lane ? :-)
    
    Paul
32.2183They did 98p worth of damagePANIC::ANDERSONThe original MagpiesTue Feb 09 1993 20:225
    Paul,
    
    Not since the United fans turned it over ;-)
    
    Rob
32.2184Fixtures could fix it.FRAMBO::BRADLEYJa, das Bier-gut istTue Feb 09 1993 21:1924
Much as I hate to say it (being that rare species in this Notesfile a Villa
fan) I think the way the fixtures have ironed out Villa have a mountain to
climb to stop United taking the title (I still can't take Norwich seriously).
Of nine away matches left Villa have got Palace and Chelsea in Feb (well okay
forget them) but then Blackburn, Man U and Norwich in March, Forest on April
3rd (believe me they'll be kicking everything in sight to get out of the
dead zone),the Arse April 12 (European place for grabs) finishing with a
nice easy one at QPR in May (ditto). No, make that 8 aways. Haven't checked
United's remaining fixtures but they must be easier than that.

By the way, are you lot letting in away fans at OT yet? I seem to remember
that with the ground changes you decided there were so many little darlings
wanting to squeeze in to worships their gods that unfortunately you
couldn't countenance the presence of any non-believers. If that is still the
case then that is a truly disgusting policy. And do you REALLY enjoy the
deafening silence from hell that greets every good move / goal from the
opposition? If so I recommend "Triumph of the Will" or a visit to the Tory
party conference to get a feel of what a real one-sided contest feels like.

However should this not be the case then disregard all I said and administer
the cold buckets immediately.

Bob
32.2185Get the Points on the BoardESSB::BLONGEurope is Scouse FreeTue Feb 09 1993 21:3312
32.2186ESSB::BLONGEurope is Scouse FreeTue Feb 09 1993 21:4320
32.2187TRUCKS::SANTNostalgia *is* what it used to be...Wed Feb 10 1993 12:5423
    
    	To comment on the "exchange" a few notes back...
    	
    	Anyone responsible for smashing up grounds/violent behaviour/such
    	like is a disgrace, and certainly not fit to be called a football
    	fan. Sport is about winning and losing, respect and competition.
    
    	Brainless nerds that go along for a fight or to cause damage,
    	regardless of their 'leanings', are quite frankly the scum of
    	the earth. We at United were afflicted with a large number of
    	them in the seventies, Leeds were too, slightly earlier. But many
    	*many* sides have a contigent of followers that they'd probably
    	like to drop into a large hole and cover up with earth.
    
    	To suggest that a minority represent the majority is ridiculous,
    	and to suggest that the majority silently condone such behaviour
    	is very insulting. Leave the insinuation of such things where
    	it belongs - in the gutter, with the rest of the efluent.
    
    	Thank you for your time...
    
    	Andy.
                                                               
32.2188Fixture list?LARVAE::DRSD20::BEGLEYWed Feb 10 1993 15:345
    Anyone have an up to date fixture list for the rest of the season and
    like to post it here?, particularly when has the Crystal Palace match
    that was supposed to be this Saturday been rescheduled to?
    
    Thanks, Martin
32.2189No Date for Palace Game YetESSB::BLONGEurope is Scouse FreeWed Feb 10 1993 15:5221
32.2190CHEFS::EDWARDSDWed Feb 10 1993 16:387
    re: -1
    
    Isn't there 1 game missing there ?
    
    I thought Utd had 14 games to play - I only counted 13 in the list.
    
    Dave
32.2191FORTY2::ROBERTSONYou don't wanna do it like that !!!!Wed Feb 10 1993 17:021
Tues 9th Mar  Oldham 	(A)
32.2192UpdatedESSB::BLONGEurope is Scouse FreeWed Feb 10 1993 21:3963
Manchester United Fixtures for Season 92/93      Score

* LIVE ON SKY                                                               
# LIVE ON BBC
                                                                        ATT
Sat 15th Aug  Sheffield United  (A)         1-2  Hughes                28,070
Wed 18th Aug  Everton           (H)         0-3                        31,901
Sat 22nd Aug  Ipswich Town      (H)         1-1  Irwin                 31,704
Mon 24th Aug *Southampton       (A)         1-0  Dublin                15,623
Sat 29th Aug  Notts Forest      (A)         2-0  Hughes,Giggs          19,694
Wed  2nd Sep  Crystal Palace    (H)         1-0  Hughes                29,736
Sun  6th Sep *Leeds United      (H)         2-0  Kanchelskis,Bruce     31,296
Sat 12th Sep  Everton           (A)         2-0  McClair,Bruce (Pen)   30,002
Wed 16th Sep  Torpedo Moscow    (H)         0-0                        19,998
Sat 19th Sep  Tottenham         (A)         1-1  Giggs                 33,296
Wed 23rd Sep  Brighton & HA     (A) (CC)    1-1  Wallace               16,649
Sat 26th Sep  Q.P.R.            (H)         0-0                        33,287
Tue 29th Sep  Torpedo Moscow    (A)         0-0  (Beaten on Peno's)    11,357
Sat  3rd Oct  Middlesboro       (A)         1-1  Bruce (Pen)           24,172
Wed  7th Oct  Brighton & HA     (H) (CC)    1-0  Hughes                25,405
Sun 18th Oct *Liverpool         (H)         2-2  Hughes (2)            33,243
Sat 24th Oct  Blackburn Rovers  (A)         0-0                        20,305
Wed 28th Oct  Aston Villa       (A) (CC)    0-1                        35,964
Sat 31th Oct  Wimbledon         (H)         0-1                        32,622
Sat  7th Nov  Aston Villa       (A)         0-1                        39,063
Sat 21th Nov  Oldham Athletic   (H)         3-0 McClair (2), Hughes    33,497
Sat 28th Nov  Arsenal           (A)         1-0 Hughes                 29,739
Sun  6th Dec *Man City          (H)         2-1 Ince, Hughes           35,408
Sat 12th Dec  Norwich City      (H)         1-0 Hughes                 34,500
Sat 19th Dec  Chelsea           (A)         1-1 Cantona                34,464
Sat 26th Dec  Sheffield Wed     (A)         3-3 McClair (2), Cantona   37,708
Mon 28th Dec  Coventry City     (H)         5-0 Giggs,Hughes,Cantona,  36,025
                                                Sharpe, Irwin
Tue  5th Jan  Bury (FA Cup 3)   (H)         2-0 Phelan, Gillespee      30,668
Sat  9th Jan  Tottenham         (H)         4-1 Cantona,Irwin,McClair, 35,648
                                                Parker
Mon 18th Jan *Q.P.R.            (A)         3-1 Ince,Giggs,Kanchelskis 20,142   
Sat 23rd Jan  Brighton & H.A.   (H)         1-0 Giggs
Wed 27th Jan  Notts Forest      (H)         2-0 Ince, Hughes           36,085
Sat 30th Jan  Ipswich Town      (A)         1-2 McClair
Sat  6th Feb  Sheffield Utd     (H)         2-1 McClair, Cantona
Mon  8th Feb *Leeds United      (A)         0-0
Sun 14th Feb #Sheffield Utd     (A) (FA-5)
Sat 20th Fed  Southampton       (H)
Sat 27th Feb  Middlesboro       (H)
Sat  6th Mar  Liverpool         (A) (FA-6)
Sat 13th Mar  Aston Villa       (H)
Sat 20th Mar  Man City          (A)
Wed 24th Mar  Arsenal           (H)
Sat  3rd Apr  Norwich City      (A) (FA Cup Semi-Final)
Sat 10th Apr  Sheffield Wed     (H)
Mon 12th Apr  Coventry City     (A)
Sat 17th Apr  Chelsea           (H)
Sat  1st May  Blackburn Rovers  (H)
Sat  8th May  Wimbledon         (A)                        
TBA           Crystal Palace    (A)






32.2193TRUCKS::SANTNostalgia *is* what it used to be...Thu Feb 11 1993 13:4740
                         
    	The point at Leeds (Leeds Leeds) on Monday has proved to be very
    	valuable, as last night both Villa and Norwich lost important
    	away games. Villa were (on TV evidence...) a little unlucky to lose
    	1-0 to Palace, but full credit to the FEs for hanging in there.
    
    	Norwich were blown away 3-0 at Southampton, and their
    	goal-difference is now negative, effectively a full extra point to
    	United and Villa for this alone. Norwich have shipped quite a few
    	goals (7-1, 6-1) on their travels this season, surely too much to
    	make up if they are to seriously challenge for the title.
    
    	Blackburn have games in hand, but as we found out to our cost last
    	year, they don't always equate to points...
    
    	Ipswich could threaten if they start to win a few more times rather
    	than keep on picking up a single point - they've drawn I think 13
    	times already.
    
    	I can't see anyone else coming through the pack now....maybe only
    	QPR or City have an outside chance of that, and they'll be 
    	concentrating on a Euro-spot now I would imagine...
    
    	It looks like coming down to either us or Villa. Villa are playing
    	some lovely stuff at the moment, but I feel the key to their
    	success will lie in whether they can get Dalian Atkinson fit in
    	time to make a significant contribution. It seems that if Saunders
    	fails to score, Villa struggle. Yorke is not a class finisher this
    	season (yes, I know he scored 17 last season...). Parker has
    	weighed in with a few but not many others have.
    
    	United on the other hand have demonstrated they can score goals
    	from several positions. Hughes is a steady producer of goals, but
    	with a stike-force of Cantona, Giggs, Sharpe and McClair we always
    	look like scoring at least one each game. 14 1-0 victories will
    	win the title from here....
    
    	Here's hoping....
    
    	Andy.
32.2194OH NO,NO CANTONA!PEKING::SHALLOMAThu Feb 11 1993 15:1811
    
    Eric Cantona will be out of the match against Sheff U due to being
    included in the French team for a world cup qualifier...
    
    
    
    
    
    
    Aron..
    
32.2195Never fear...!!OPG::TONYThu Feb 11 1993 15:488
>    Eric Cantona will be out of the match against Sheff U due to being
>    included in the French team for a world cup qualifier...
    
    
Never fear Micky Phelan is around..!!

Tony
32.2196TRUCKS::SANTNostalgia *is* what it used to be...Thu Feb 11 1993 16:4814
    
    	I expect Alex to give a run-out to the young and very promising
    	Gillespie on Saturday in place of Cantona. It makes sense to 
    	give him as much first-team experience as possible away from the
    	pressure of the league title bid, and he'll soon be challenging
    	for a place in the team proper.
    
    	Phelan has been a reliable stop-gap so far this season (not what
    	you pay all that money for, I know, but....) and I would see it
    	as a negative move if he starts on Saturday.
    
    	jmo, of course...
    
    	Andy.
32.2197ESSB::BLONGEurope is Scouse FreeThu Feb 11 1993 18:236
32.2198PEKING::DAVIESGThink before you thinkFri Feb 12 1993 15:157
    re.2197;
    
    I agree. That has to be the best option, with Gillespie on the subs
    bench with Wallace. This is because I do not like Micky Phelan, but it
    still seems like a topper idea allright.
    
    GrEg...
32.2199PEKING::DAVIESGThink before you thinkMon Feb 15 1993 11:097
    
    Manchester 1 Sheff. Utd 2
    
    What can I say........... Match reports please, I cannot do it, even
    after watching....
    
    GrEg...
32.2200????????/////KIRKTN::CPATRICKYou Ain't seen nothing yet !Mon Feb 15 1993 11:155
    Have United started to lose there bottle ????
    
     AGAIN
    
     SQF Jambo
32.2201And then there was oneCLADA::JMURPHYIt's a Funny Auld game....Mon Feb 15 1993 12:3519
    
    And then there was one...
    
    Bad result yesterday for Man U.
    
    United returned to all there old failing . they were 
    like a rudderless ship , completely devoid of direction....
    that has always been their downfall....Bryan Robson at his best
    was badly missed , Cantona being missing also upset the rythm.
    Both wingers were very poor . Why didn't Fergie have Danny Wallace
    as one of his subs , having Mickey Phelan on the bench didn't
    offer to many options...
    
    Then again congrats to Sheffield United , well done on the day...
    
    At least United have 2 easy home games coming up in the League
    
    
    jm
32.2202Losing my religion ..MIACT::MASONThere's only one UNITEDMon Feb 15 1993 12:4213
    re -1 Naaaaaa  (gulp..)
    
    I managed to watch the game but it was tough. We played ok I thought
    but didn't seem to have any real penetration. S.U. played a blinder imo
    and we had no real answer to what they threw at us. Their first goal
    was a bit of the Maradona "hand of God" I thought, but Schmeical was
    guilty of hesitating. Their second was a cool piece of finishing.
    
    Giggs' goal was a beaut, but after that we looked as if we thought we
    had it in the bag. Pity no-one told S.U. eh.
    
    
    Down in the dumps, Birmingham.
32.2203A joke methinksMIACT::MASONThere's only one UNITEDMon Feb 15 1993 12:435
    re 2201
    
    DANNY WALLACE ????? You have GOT to be kidding.
    
    J
32.2204:-)ECCGY4::HAIGHIt's worse than that JimMon Feb 15 1993 12:564
>         <<< Note 32.2202 by MIACT::MASON "There's only one UNITED" >>>
    
    
    	Sheffield?
32.2205TRUCKS::SANTNostalgia *is* what it used to be...Mon Feb 15 1993 13:0011
    
    	re .2201...
    
    	Two easy games coming up? You're kidding - there's no such thing
    	at this stage in the season...
    
    	We now must concentrate on one front. And it isn't going to be
    	easy in any way.
    
    	Andy.
             
32.2206Mancs bottle it again.ESSB::MCUNNIFFEPool-73,76,77,79,80,82-4,86,88,90Mon Feb 15 1993 13:2117
     Sheffield Utd. 2 Man Utd. 1

   What a great result. The Mancs are now out of the cup and Ferguson's "We can
lift both trophies" is now a joke. They deserved their loss yesterday and I 
think I was the only Sheffield fan in the pub yesterday. Utd. bottled again
yesterday and all I hope now is that they lose the league title on goal diff.
to Villa. The only player who looked half decent yesterday was Giggs. Also
great to see that Plonker Bruce miss the penalty.

  So hopefully Villa will win the title and the Mancs will end up with what
they deserve..........NOTHING.


      Cunno
             

32.2207Out but not DownESSB::BLONGEurope is Scouse FreeMon Feb 15 1993 13:2616
32.2208ESSB::MCUNNIFFEPool-73,76,77,79,80,82-4,86,88,90Mon Feb 15 1993 13:4919
           <<< Note 32.2207 by ESSB::BLONG "Europe is Scouse Free" >>>
                             -< Out but not Down >-

>>and let's take nothing away from Sheffield United. A lot of teams that go
>>one down to United would throw in the towel but not them, they battled and 

    Brian,
          Don't flatter Man. Utd. Who do you think they are, Liverpool or 
AC Milan?? There are not too many teams out there afraid of the Mancs. At
least they haven't been for the last 26 years.

    Get real Brian!!


     Martin




32.2209No FriendliesESSB::BLONGEurope is Scouse FreeMon Feb 15 1993 15:5119
32.2210Brian CareySIOG::BUCKLEYManchester - Championship Free ZoneMon Feb 15 1993 17:053
    I see that Brain Carey, the ex-Cork City player was on the bench for
    utd. yesterday. Does this mean he is next in line to Bruce & Pallister?
    I didnt think he was that close to the 1st team.
32.2211CareyOPG::TONYMon Feb 15 1993 21:029
Brian Carey has been ever present in the Reserves for the past two seasons
and performing very well..In fact there was an interest from a first Division
side for him a few months back.

He deserves a chance in the first team especially the way Pallister has been
performing the last few weeks.


Tony
32.2212A New InternationalESSB::BLONGEurope is Scouse FreeMon Feb 15 1993 21:087
32.2213Carey at the backGALVIA::SPAINThere's always the U.S.Mon Feb 15 1993 23:2810
    
    Re -1, that's good news.  I liked Carey when he platyed with Cork City
    in the L.O.I.  He also looked good during Wrexham's cup run last
    season.  I hope he doesn't pick up a groin strain.  :-)
    
    I'm very disappointed at the withdrawal of most of the United and Villa
    stars.  These convenient groin strains will have cleared up by next
    weekend.  It's back to the same old club v country argument.
    
    Gary.
32.2214TRUCKS::SANTNostalgia *is* what it used to be...Tue Feb 16 1993 15:0915
    
    	You're right, Gary. I would think Terry Yorath and Jack Charlton
    	(perhaps less so) are pretty p*ssed off seeing their respective
    	World Cup preperations sabotaged in this way.
    
    	How the hell can Wales get any value out of a match like this without
    	three of their best players, at a stroke virtually wiping out
    	their entire attacking options.
    
    	The comment about Ireland being less concerned was simply to do
    	with the fact that Ireland already have a well-established and
    	respected squad, and have useful replacements for most of their
    	main choices. Wales cannot say the same...
    
    	Andy.
32.2215Sparkey PlaysESSB::BLONGEurope is Scouse FreeTue Feb 16 1993 15:223
32.2216Is it SeriousESSB::BLONGEurope is Scouse FreeWed Feb 17 1993 19:385
32.2217CANTONA CLEAREDDIBBLE::WELLERThu Feb 18 1993 12:007
     
    What do you want us to be SUN reporters,He's ill and our deepest
    sympathies are with him whatever the problem.
    
    Eric Cantona has been cleared by the police over a allegedly spitting
    incident no further action will be taken.
    
32.2218InfoESSB::BLONGEurope is Scouse FreeThu Feb 18 1993 13:2111
32.2219Cantona - FranceGVA05::BURKHALTERThu Feb 18 1993 13:227
    Cantona scored the first of the French goals in a 4-0 win over
    Israel. He had a good game and the goal was a great sliding half-volley
    from a cross.
    
    The main thing though for United was that he wasnt injured!
    
    -Dom
32.2220getting betterCLADA::JMURPHYIt's a Funny Auld game....Thu Feb 18 1993 18:254
    
    Glad to see Paul Ince's son is on the mend....
    
    jm
32.2221We Left it LateESSB::BLONGEurope is Scouse FreeSat Feb 20 1993 20:0310
32.2222ryan giggsCLADA::JMURPHYIt's a Funny Auld game....Mon Feb 22 1993 12:3813
    
    Ryan Giggs could create history by being elected
    
    Footballer of the Year
    
    	  and
    
    Young Footballer of the Year .
    
    
    Any comments????
    
    jm
32.2223match reportMIACT::MASONThere's only one UNITEDMon Feb 22 1993 13:2632
    Man U 2   Soton 1
    Giggs (2) Banger
    
    A frustrating game for us and one which I'm glad to see the back of.
    Soton came for a draw and succeeded in frustrating us at every turn.
    Each time the ball went out of play, a Soton player was mysteriously
    injured and play stopped for 5 minutes. It happened every single time
    and the referee did nothing until it was obvious to a blind man that
    they were taking the p**s. In the end Cantona and Hughes got booked
    for disent (sp) and after consulting his linesmen, the ref added nearly
    10 minutes on to the end of the game.
    
    Pallister and Bruce are still shaky. Apparently they haven't trained
    for a month due to a couple of knocks and it shows. Pallister lets
    people turn him too easily - The S.U. winger did it at Old Trafford and
    Banger did the same. A good goal from him.
    
    Cantona had a quiet game and Hughes was off the boil - perhaps the
    Internationals took it out of them midweek. But the star of the show
    was Giggs. He took his goals really well, but them apart, he played a
    blinder. A definate Young Player of the Year award for him. No-one else
    comes close.
    
    We left it really late to put on a show on Saturday. We didn't play
    particularly well and before Soton scored, we would have settled for
    the draw. However, one ingredient we seem to have this season which was
    never in evidence last season is resilience. We don't let go as easily
    as we have done in the past. We fought until the final whistle on
    Saturday - who knows, this could be the difference but I'm never one to
    tempt fate, I've seen it all before....
    
    J
32.2224Give the lad an OSCAR..!!OPG::TONYTue Feb 23 1993 15:0115
Can I nominate Neil Maddison, Southampton's Numero 10 for an OSCAR..!!

The lad went down more times than the Titanic and had the trainer on for 
treatment 3 times...All in all the trainer was on the pitch for longer than 
the LAZY (as described in the famous SUN) Le Tissier...and what makes it worse,
is that they nearly got away with it..!!

Also I'de like to thank Mr Timothy Flowers who in no uncertain way  used every
goal kick as an opportunity to do a spot of birdwatching prior to kicking
the ball. This is after placing the ball outside the six-yard box knowing full
well that the linesman would pull him up..Very clever..Timothy..!!

Ryan Giggs 2 Soto'n 1

Tony
32.2225Flowers nutted our Eagle :-(YUPPY::PATEMANConfessions of a SalesmanTue Feb 23 1993 15:135
    Glad to see that Soton are living upto the reputation they gained at
    Selhurst earlier this year - why don't referees book goalkeepers more
    often for these things?
    
    Paul
32.2226Titanic sinks again!!FAILTE::PAGESLost in ScotlandTue Feb 23 1993 16:488
    
    ref.2224
    	"The lad went down more times than the Titanic" you mean he went
    down more than once????
    
    	Good to see Man-U fans up to the usual standard 8-)
    
    SteveP
32.2227Man U and accuracy...GVA05::BURKHALTERWed Feb 24 1993 09:307
    .2224
    
    Obviously had in mind the film about the Titanic and the number of
    times it must have been shown, clearly just another case of Man-U fans
    been accurate in their comments.....:-)
    
    -Dom
32.2228So FarESSB::BLONGEurope is Scouse FreeWed Feb 24 1993 15:0365
Manchester United Fixtures for Season 92/93      Score

* LIVE ON SKY                                                               
# LIVE ON BBC
                                                                        ATT
Sat 15th Aug  Sheffield United  (A)         1-2  Hughes                28,070
Wed 18th Aug  Everton           (H)         0-3                        31,901
Sat 22nd Aug  Ipswich Town      (H)         1-1  Irwin                 31,704
Mon 24th Aug *Southampton       (A)         1-0  Dublin                15,623
Sat 29th Aug  Notts Forest      (A)         2-0  Hughes,Giggs          19,694
Wed  2nd Sep  Crystal Palace    (H)         1-0  Hughes                29,736
Sun  6th Sep *Leeds United      (H)         2-0  Kanchelskis,Bruce     31,296
Sat 12th Sep  Everton           (A)         2-0  McClair,Bruce (Pen)   30,002
Wed 16th Sep  Torpedo Moscow    (H)         0-0                        19,998
Sat 19th Sep  Tottenham         (A)         1-1  Giggs                 33,296
Wed 23rd Sep  Brighton & HA     (A) (CC)    1-1  Wallace               16,649
Sat 26th Sep  Q.P.R.            (H)         0-0                        33,287
Tue 29th Sep  Torpedo Moscow    (A)         0-0  (Beaten on Peno's)    11,357
Sat  3rd Oct  Middlesboro       (A)         1-1  Bruce (Pen)           24,172
Wed  7th Oct  Brighton & HA     (H) (CC)    1-0  Hughes                25,405
Sun 18th Oct *Liverpool         (H)         2-2  Hughes (2)            33,243
Sat 24th Oct  Blackburn Rovers  (A)         0-0                        20,305
Wed 28th Oct  Aston Villa       (A) (CC)    0-1                        35,964
Sat 31th Oct  Wimbledon         (H)         0-1                        32,622
Sat  7th Nov  Aston Villa       (A)         0-1                        39,063
Sat 21th Nov  Oldham Athletic   (H)         3-0 McClair (2), Hughes    33,497
Sat 28th Nov  Arsenal           (A)         1-0 Hughes                 29,739
Sun  6th Dec *Man City          (H)         2-1 Ince, Hughes           35,408
Sat 12th Dec  Norwich City      (H)         1-0 Hughes                 34,500
Sat 19th Dec  Chelsea           (A)         1-1 Cantona                34,464
Sat 26th Dec  Sheffield Wed     (A)         3-3 McClair (2), Cantona   37,708
Mon 28th Dec  Coventry City     (H)         5-0 Giggs,Hughes,Cantona,  36,025
                                                Sharpe, Irwin
Tue  5th Jan  Bury (FA Cup 3)   (H)         2-0 Phelan, Gillespee      30,668
Sat  9th Jan  Tottenham         (H)         4-1 Cantona,Irwin,McClair, 35,648
                                                Parker
Mon 18th Jan *Q.P.R.            (A)         3-1 Ince,Giggs,Kanchelskis 20,142   
Sat 23rd Jan  Brighton & H.A.   (H)         1-0 Giggs
Wed 27th Jan  Notts Forest      (H)         2-0 Ince, Hughes           36,085
Sat 30th Jan  Ipswich Town      (A)         1-2 McClair
Sat  6th Feb  Sheffield Utd     (H)         2-1 McClair, Cantona
Mon  8th Feb *Leeds United      (A)         0-0
Sun 14th Feb #Sheffield Utd     (A) (FA-5)  1-2 Giggs
Sat 20th Fed  Southampton       (H)         2-1 Giggs (2)
Sat 27th Feb  Middlesboro       (H)
Sat  6th Mar  Liverpool         (A) 
Tue  9th Mar  Oldham Athletic   (A)
Sun 14th Mar *Aston Villa       (H)
Sat 20th Mar  Man City          (A)
Wed 24th Mar  Arsenal           (H)
Sat  3rd Apr  Norwich City      (A) 
Sat 10th Apr  Sheffield Wed     (H)
Mon 12th Apr  Coventry City     (A)
Sat 17th Apr  Chelsea           (H)
Sat  1st May  Blackburn Rovers  (H)
Sat  8th May  Wimbledon         (A)                        
TBA           Crystal Palace    (A)







32.2229Crystal Palace rearranged for 21st April @ 8:00pmOPG::TONYWed Feb 24 1993 19:120
32.2230All the DatesESSB::BLONGEurope is Scouse FreeWed Feb 24 1993 20:1066
Manchester United Fixtures for Season 92/93      Score

* LIVE ON SKY                                                               
# LIVE ON BBC
                                                                        ATT
Sat 15th Aug  Sheffield United  (A)         1-2  Hughes                28,070
Wed 18th Aug  Everton           (H)         0-3                        31,901
Sat 22nd Aug  Ipswich Town      (H)         1-1  Irwin                 31,704
Mon 24th Aug *Southampton       (A)         1-0  Dublin                15,623
Sat 29th Aug  Notts Forest      (A)         2-0  Hughes,Giggs          19,694
Wed  2nd Sep  Crystal Palace    (H)         1-0  Hughes                29,736
Sun  6th Sep *Leeds United      (H)         2-0  Kanchelskis,Bruce     31,296
Sat 12th Sep  Everton           (A)         2-0  McClair,Bruce (Pen)   30,002
Wed 16th Sep  Torpedo Moscow    (H)         0-0                        19,998
Sat 19th Sep  Tottenham         (A)         1-1  Giggs                 33,296
Wed 23rd Sep  Brighton & HA     (A) (CC)    1-1  Wallace               16,649
Sat 26th Sep  Q.P.R.            (H)         0-0                        33,287
Tue 29th Sep  Torpedo Moscow    (A)         0-0  (Beaten on Peno's)    11,357
Sat  3rd Oct  Middlesboro       (A)         1-1  Bruce (Pen)           24,172
Wed  7th Oct  Brighton & HA     (H) (CC)    1-0  Hughes                25,405
Sun 18th Oct *Liverpool         (H)         2-2  Hughes (2)            33,243
Sat 24th Oct  Blackburn Rovers  (A)         0-0                        20,305
Wed 28th Oct  Aston Villa       (A) (CC)    0-1                        35,964
Sat 31th Oct  Wimbledon         (H)         0-1                        32,622
Sat  7th Nov  Aston Villa       (A)         0-1                        39,063
Sat 21th Nov  Oldham Athletic   (H)         3-0 McClair (2), Hughes    33,497
Sat 28th Nov  Arsenal           (A)         1-0 Hughes                 29,739
Sun  6th Dec *Man City          (H)         2-1 Ince, Hughes           35,408
Sat 12th Dec  Norwich City      (H)         1-0 Hughes                 34,500
Sat 19th Dec  Chelsea           (A)         1-1 Cantona                34,464
Sat 26th Dec  Sheffield Wed     (A)         3-3 McClair (2), Cantona   37,708
Mon 28th Dec  Coventry City     (H)         5-0 Giggs,Hughes,Cantona,  36,025
                                                Sharpe, Irwin
Tue  5th Jan  Bury (FA Cup 3)   (H)         2-0 Phelan, Gillespee      30,668
Sat  9th Jan  Tottenham         (H)         4-1 Cantona,Irwin,McClair, 35,648
                                                Parker
Mon 18th Jan *Q.P.R.            (A)         3-1 Ince,Giggs,Kanchelskis 20,142   
Sat 23rd Jan  Brighton & H.A.   (H)         1-0 Giggs
Wed 27th Jan  Notts Forest      (H)         2-0 Ince, Hughes           36,085
Sat 30th Jan  Ipswich Town      (A)         1-2 McClair
Sat  6th Feb  Sheffield Utd     (H)         2-1 McClair, Cantona
Mon  8th Feb *Leeds United      (A)         0-0
Sun 14th Feb #Sheffield Utd     (A) (FA-5)  1-2 Giggs
Sat 20th Fed  Southampton       (H)         2-1 Giggs (2)
Sat 27th Feb  Middlesboro       (H)
Sat  6th Mar  Liverpool         (A) 
Tue  9th Mar  Oldham Athletic   (A)
Sun 14th Mar *Aston Villa       (H)
Sat 20th Mar  Man City          (A)
Wed 24th Mar  Arsenal           (H)
Sat  3rd Apr  Norwich City      (A) 
Sat 10th Apr  Sheffield Wed     (H)
Mon 12th Apr  Coventry City     (A)
Sat 17th Apr  Chelsea           (H)
Wed 21th Apr  Crystal Palace    (A)
Sat  1st May  Blackburn Rovers  (H)
Sat  8th May  Wimbledon         (A)                        








32.2231Oh Ah is FreeESSB::BLONGEurope is Scouse FreeWed Feb 24 1993 20:126
32.2232remember Andy GrayAYOV27::SALLENThu Feb 25 1993 11:333
    re: .2222 What record would this be ?
    
    ... Stevie
32.2233Robbo ReturnsESSB::BLONGEurope is Scouse FreeFri Feb 26 1993 15:017
32.2234Captain Bloody MarvelSIOG::BUCKLEYManchester - Championship Free ZoneFri Feb 26 1993 15:572
    Just in case Villa bottle it a la Utd 91-92, how many more league games
    does Robson need to get a league medal?
32.2235RobsonMIACT::MASONThere's only one UNITEDFri Feb 26 1993 16:425
    He said on Football Focus last week that he only needs 4 more games -
    does he actually have to play or just be named on the team sheet?
    
    J
    
32.2236RobboOPG::TONYFri Feb 26 1993 16:577
Re. 2235 Robsons return...

I would imagine it must mean being named on the team sheet. Cos surely the 
substitute goalie must get something if the team win a title.


Tony
32.2237PEKING::DAVIESGROLLINS IS A CISSYFri Feb 26 1993 17:534
    Re Robbo's Medal. Mabye one of the younger players will give him
    theirs, a la Sealey. You never know.
    
    GrEg...
32.2238No Medal talk PleaseESSB::BLONGEurope is Scouse FreeFri Feb 26 1993 17:597
32.2239;-)SIOG::BUCKLEYManchester - Championship Free ZoneFri Feb 26 1993 18:161
    Youre really covering you ass this year Brian
32.2240Ryan Giggs = Pure MagicESSB::BLONGEurope is Scouse FreeSat Feb 27 1993 15:1113
32.2241Easy WinESSB::BLONGEurope is Scouse FreeMon Mar 01 1993 18:2512
32.2242Dion Dublin UpdateOPG::TONYTue Mar 02 1993 13:289
As you probably remember Dion broke his leg in September against Palace. Making
only about six appearences for United prior to the injury.

Well, he has now played two full reserve games against Forest and Sunderland. 
On his return against Forest he got booked and was very pleased with his 
performance. He also scored twice in the 3-1 win at Sunderland. 
So he could be in contention for a first team place fairly soon.

Tony
32.2243All the DetailsESSB::BLONGEurope is Scouse FreeTue Mar 02 1993 18:0867
Manchester United Fixtures for Season 92/93      Score

* LIVE ON SKY                                                               
# LIVE ON BBC
                                                                        ATT
Sat 15th Aug  Sheffield United  (A)         1-2  Hughes                28,070
Wed 18th Aug  Everton           (H)         0-3                        31,901
Sat 22nd Aug  Ipswich Town      (H)         1-1  Irwin                 31,704
Mon 24th Aug *Southampton       (A)         1-0  Dublin                15,623
Sat 29th Aug  Notts Forest      (A)         2-0  Hughes,Giggs          19,694
Wed  2nd Sep  Crystal Palace    (H)         1-0  Hughes                29,736
Sun  6th Sep *Leeds United      (H)         2-0  Kanchelskis,Bruce     31,296
Sat 12th Sep  Everton           (A)         2-0  McClair,Bruce (Pen)   30,002
Wed 16th Sep  Torpedo Moscow    (H)         0-0                        19,998
Sat 19th Sep  Tottenham         (A)         1-1  Giggs                 33,296
Wed 23rd Sep  Brighton & HA     (A) (CC)    1-1  Wallace               16,649
Sat 26th Sep  Q.P.R.            (H)         0-0                        33,287
Tue 29th Sep  Torpedo Moscow    (A)         0-0  (Beaten on Peno's)    11,357
Sat  3rd Oct  Middlesboro       (A)         1-1  Bruce (Pen)           24,172
Wed  7th Oct  Brighton & HA     (H) (CC)    1-0  Hughes                25,405
Sun 18th Oct *Liverpool         (H)         2-2  Hughes (2)            33,243
Sat 24th Oct  Blackburn Rovers  (A)         0-0                        20,305
Wed 28th Oct  Aston Villa       (A) (CC)    0-1                        35,964
Sat 31th Oct  Wimbledon         (H)         0-1                        32,622
Sat  7th Nov  Aston Villa       (A)         0-1                        39,063
Sat 21th Nov  Oldham Athletic   (H)         3-0 McClair (2), Hughes    33,497
Sat 28th Nov  Arsenal           (A)         1-0 Hughes                 29,739
Sun  6th Dec *Man City          (H)         2-1 Ince, Hughes           35,408
Sat 12th Dec  Norwich City      (H)         1-0 Hughes                 34,500
Sat 19th Dec  Chelsea           (A)         1-1 Cantona                34,464
Sat 26th Dec  Sheffield Wed     (A)         3-3 McClair (2), Cantona   37,708
Mon 28th Dec  Coventry City     (H)         5-0 Giggs,Hughes,Cantona,  36,025
                                                Sharpe, Irwin
Tue  5th Jan  Bury (FA Cup 3)   (H)         2-0 Phelan, Gillespee      30,668
Sat  9th Jan  Tottenham         (H)         4-1 Cantona,Irwin,McClair, 35,648
                                                Parker
Mon 18th Jan *Q.P.R.            (A)         3-1 Ince,Giggs,Kanchelskis 20,142   
Sat 23rd Jan  Brighton & H.A.   (H)         1-0 Giggs                  33,610
Wed 27th Jan  Notts Forest      (H)         2-0 Ince, Hughes           36,085
Sat 30th Jan  Ipswich Town      (A)         1-2 McClair                22,068
Sat  6th Feb  Sheffield Utd     (H)         2-1 McClair, Cantona       36,156
Mon  8th Feb *Leeds United      (A)         0-0                        34,166
Sun 14th Feb #Sheffield Utd     (A) (FA-5)  1-2 Giggs                  27,150
Sat 20th Fed  Southampton       (H)         2-1 Giggs (2)              36,???
Sat 27th Feb  Middlesboro       (H)         3-0 Giggs, Irwin, Cantona  36,251
Sat  6th Mar  Liverpool         (A) 
Tue  9th Mar  Oldham Athletic   (A)
Sun 14th Mar *Aston Villa       (H)
Sat 20th Mar  Man City          (A)
Wed 24th Mar  Arsenal           (H)
Sat  3rd Apr  Norwich City      (A) 
Sat 10th Apr  Sheffield Wed     (H)
Mon 12th Apr  Coventry City     (A)
Sat 17th Apr  Chelsea           (H)
Wed 21th Apr  Crystal Palace    (A)
Sat  1st May  Blackburn Rovers  (H)
Sat  8th May  Wimbledon         (A)                        









32.2244Oh Ah in More TroubleESSB::BLONGEurope is Scouse FreeTue Mar 02 1993 19:086
32.2245Re-arranged Norwich City (A) 5th April 7:45pm for SKY..!!OPG::TONYTue Mar 02 1993 19:223
Once again the SKY boys getting their way..!!!

tony
32.2246just a quickie..MIACT::MASONThere's only one UNITEDTue Mar 02 1993 20:4821
    Glad to report that Pallister and Bruce look up to full strength
    following a weeks training. They played well up to their capabilities
    on Saturday, looking nothing like as clumsy as they have been doing
    lately.
    
    The only downer from Saturday is Sharpe. It's obvious that he is
    suffering from a confidence crisis for some reason or another. He was
    fluffing passes and missed two sitters in the second half of Saturday's
    game. He redeemed himself somewhat towards the end of the second half
    after he seemed to be exchanging words with spectators after play had
    been stopped for some injury or other. It didn't help that there were
    obvious cheers when Kanchelskis stepped down to start a warm-up.
    
    But, I'm sure he'll get over it. Young Giggs is playing out of his skin
    at the moment which makes up for any mistakes from Sharpe. It really is
    a pleasure to watch him.
    
    Bad news that we're without Eric on Saturday with our away game vs the
    'Pool. Sod the form book, its gonna be a toughie.
    
    J
32.2247StatisticsESSB::BLONGEurope is Scouse FreeTue Mar 02 1993 22:1861
32.2248Robbo takes a RestESSB::BLONGEurope is Scouse FreeWed Mar 03 1993 21:017
32.2249PROGRAMS ??MACNAS::SMORANThu Mar 04 1993 01:135
    Brian,
           Would you be able to get me 2 Programs for the Villa match.
    
    Stephen
    
32.2250ESSB::BLONGEurope is Scouse FreeThu Mar 04 1993 13:315
32.2251Star ReportESSB::BLONGEurope is Scouse FreeThu Mar 04 1993 15:528
32.2252TRUCKS::SANTNostalgia *is* what it used to be...Thu Mar 04 1993 16:0722
    
    	It won't make any difference, Brian...
    
    	If Eric gobbed at the Leeds (Leeds Leeds) fans because of their
    	intimidation then he's guilty. Period.
    
    	As a soccer player he has a duty to contain his disgust at the
    	disgraceful baiting and verbal abuse he receives. If the law could
    	do anything to prevent such taunting then great, but it is inept
    	at taking preventatitive action so all players must live with it
    	and act accordingly.
    
    	Fix the cause, ie the abuse. To retaliate is no defence.
    
    	The question I would want asking, however, is where is the evidence
    	that it happened in the first place, not that half a dozen Leeds
    	supporters would have any cause to INVENT such an outrageous story
    	just for the sake of getting a player (that PRESUMABLY has surely done 
    	nothing to upset them) into trouble....
    
    	Andy.
                  
32.2253ESSB::BLONGEurope is Scouse FreeThu Mar 04 1993 16:446
32.2254THANKSMACNAS::SMORANFri Mar 05 1993 02:377
    .2250
    
    Thanks Brian,
                  I will give you a shout when you get back.
    
    Stephen
    
32.2255"usual" stuff for himBONNET::VISCIGLIOAllez O.G.C.N. !Fri Mar 05 1993 16:058
    
    	re: previous replies
    
    	Knowing the guy, and the numerous problems he had in France due 
    to his behaviour, I would not be surprised at all by the testimonies.
    (this has nothing to do at all with his players's skills).
    
    Pierre-Yves
32.2256Mancs and ScousersESSB::BLONGEurope is Scouse FreeFri Mar 05 1993 19:138
32.2257Liverpool are going down 3.1!!!PEKING::SHALLOMAFri Mar 05 1993 19:571
    
32.2258A boring draw...?MIACT::MASONThere's only one UNITEDFri Mar 05 1993 20:224
    I agree with Brian, its gonna be tough. I am going for a draw, boring
    but there you go.
    
    J
32.2259SHAWB1::STOCKMANSFri Mar 05 1993 21:0512
Well!

I think think we're due a win at Anfield.
We haven't won there for the past 3 or 4 seasons!

2 - 1 to United I say!


Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs!!!!!!


Si...
32.22602-1MACNAS::SMORANSat Mar 06 1993 23:456
    Your right you so & so
    
    good luck
    
    Stephen
    
32.2261United 2 'Pool 1 YessssMIACT::MASONThere's only one UNITEDMon Mar 08 1993 12:5214
    Well predicted Simon S!
    
    A great win for the boys especially as we haven't done the business
    there for so long! Saw the match on MotD and we looked comfortable
    winners. The Rush goal was a bit of a cracker though. Schmeical got in
    a couple of good saves and Kanchelskis came close to making it 3 at the
    end when he hit the upright and Hughes coming in just couldn't make the
    connection.
    
    Villa didn't play and so we are now on top. Norwich lost ground again
    and are 7 points adrift. Next Sunday's game is gonna be a good'un..
    
    J
     
32.2262Here we GoESSB::BLONGEurope is Scouse FreeMon Mar 08 1993 15:0142
32.2263Tut tut....YUPPY::PANESIts grim up northMon Mar 08 1993 15:378
   I was told that Man U supporters perpetuated their reputation by 
   breaking the minutes silence for the latest Hillsborough victim.
   I sure it wasn't anyone from this notesfile ( probably  because
   only 2 people appear to actually go to any matches).

   Hugs,

   Stuart
32.2264UpdatedESSB::BLONGEurope is Scouse FreeMon Mar 08 1993 16:1061
32.2265ESSB::BLONGEurope is Scouse FreeMon Mar 08 1993 16:1367
Manchester United Fixtures for Season 92/93      Score

* LIVE ON SKY                                                               
# LIVE ON BBC
                                                                        ATT
Sat 15th Aug  Sheffield United  (A)         1-2  Hughes                28,070
Wed 18th Aug  Everton           (H)         0-3                        31,901
Sat 22nd Aug  Ipswich Town      (H)         1-1  Irwin                 31,704
Mon 24th Aug *Southampton       (A)         1-0  Dublin                15,623
Sat 29th Aug  Notts Forest      (A)         2-0  Hughes,Giggs          19,694
Wed  2nd Sep  Crystal Palace    (H)         1-0  Hughes                29,736
Sun  6th Sep *Leeds United      (H)         2-0  Kanchelskis,Bruce     31,296
Sat 12th Sep  Everton           (A)         2-0  McClair,Bruce (Pen)   30,002
Wed 16th Sep  Torpedo Moscow    (H)         0-0                        19,998
Sat 19th Sep  Tottenham         (A)         1-1  Giggs                 33,296
Wed 23rd Sep  Brighton & HA     (A) (CC)    1-1  Wallace               16,649
Sat 26th Sep  Q.P.R.            (H)         0-0                        33,287
Tue 29th Sep  Torpedo Moscow    (A)         0-0  (Beaten on Peno's)    11,357
Sat  3rd Oct  Middlesboro       (A)         1-1  Bruce (Pen)           24,172
Wed  7th Oct  Brighton & HA     (H) (CC)    1-0  Hughes                25,405
Sun 18th Oct *Liverpool         (H)         2-2  Hughes (2)            33,243
Sat 24th Oct  Blackburn Rovers  (A)         0-0                        20,305
Wed 28th Oct  Aston Villa       (A) (CC)    0-1                        35,964
Sat 31th Oct  Wimbledon         (H)         0-1                        32,622
Sat  7th Nov  Aston Villa       (A)         0-1                        39,063
Sat 21th Nov  Oldham Athletic   (H)         3-0 McClair (2), Hughes    33,497
Sat 28th Nov  Arsenal           (A)         1-0 Hughes                 29,739
Sun  6th Dec *Man City          (H)         2-1 Ince, Hughes           35,408
Sat 12th Dec  Norwich City      (H)         1-0 Hughes                 34,500
Sat 19th Dec  Chelsea           (A)         1-1 Cantona                34,464
Sat 26th Dec  Sheffield Wed     (A)         3-3 McClair (2), Cantona   37,708
Mon 28th Dec  Coventry City     (H)         5-0 Giggs,Hughes,Cantona,  36,025
                                                Sharpe, Irwin
Tue  5th Jan  Bury (FA Cup 3)   (H)         2-0 Phelan, Gillespee      30,668
Sat  9th Jan  Tottenham         (H)         4-1 Cantona,Irwin,McClair, 35,648
                                                Parker
Mon 18th Jan *Q.P.R.            (A)         3-1 Ince,Giggs,Kanchelskis 20,142   
Sat 23rd Jan  Brighton & H.A.   (H)         1-0 Giggs                  33,610
Wed 27th Jan  Notts Forest      (H)         2-0 Ince, Hughes           36,085
Sat 30th Jan  Ipswich Town      (A)         1-2 McClair                22,068
Sat  6th Feb  Sheffield Utd     (H)         2-1 McClair, Cantona       36,156
Mon  8th Feb *Leeds United      (A)         0-0                        34,166
Sun 14th Feb #Sheffield Utd     (A) (FA-5)  1-2 Giggs                  27,150
Sat 20th Fed  Southampton       (H)         2-1 Giggs (2)              36,???
Sat 27th Feb  Middlesboro       (H)         3-0 Giggs, Irwin, Cantona  36,251
Sat  6th Mar  Liverpool         (A)         2-1 Hughes, McClair        44,374 
Tue  9th Mar  Oldham Athletic   (A)
Sun 14th Mar *Aston Villa       (H)
Sat 20th Mar  Man City          (A)
Wed 24th Mar  Arsenal           (H)
Mon  5th Apr *Norwich City      (A) 
Sat 10th Apr  Sheffield Wed     (H)
Mon 12th Apr  Coventry City     (A)
Sat 17th Apr  Chelsea           (H)
Wed 21th Apr  Crystal Palace    (A)
Sat  1st May  Blackburn Rovers  (H)
Sat  8th May  Wimbledon         (A)                        










32.2266No respectMIACT::MASONThere's only one UNITEDMon Mar 08 1993 17:5712
    re 2263
    
    I read the same thing in the Sunday papers. It's always the same. "We"
    complain when visiting fans don't respect things sacred to us and then
    the minority of mindless morons are incapable of respecting anything
    but. 
    
    Its sickening that the few visiting United fans could not respect the
    mourning of the 'Pool fans for that lad. Hillsboro was a footballing
    disaster not just a Liverpool one.
    
    J
32.2267Looking ominously bad from here (:==:)AIMTEC::WICKS_AI dreamt I found a working printer!Mon Mar 08 1993 18:3514
    RE. 2265,
    
    Well Brian I have to admit that it is beginning to look like a
    two-horse race (a bit like last year) obviously the media and
    especially Sky will be billing the Villa game as the Championship
    decider but the Easter Schedule looks a little tough (norwich and Sheff
    Wed). After that you finish with a batch of easy games against London
    sides!
    
    Don't suppose you have the villa remaining fixtures for comparison?
    
    Regards,
    
    Andrew.D.Wicks
32.2268TRUCKS::SANTNostalgia *is* what it used to be...Mon Mar 08 1993 19:0316
    
    	Make no mistake, we have a very tough schedule ahead of us. There
    	are no easy games at all (if there is such a thing), and there
    	are several real testers...Arsenal, Sheff.W., Norwich, City....then
    	Wimbledon away on the last day 8-}
    
    	If we are to win this thing, it won't be decided next Sunday. The
    	other ten games, starting Wednesday at Oldham, will be more
    	significant imo. Last season we made the mistake of assuming that
    	by beating Leeds we would triumph. We then lost to the likes of
    	West Amm, Southampton, Liverpool...
    
    	This is where it counts. I hope we won't be found wanting again.
    
    	Andy.
    
32.2269The Run InESSB::BLONGEurope is Scouse FreeMon Mar 08 1993 19:5726
32.2270I acutually got a prediction right!SHAWB1::STOCKMANSMon Mar 08 1993 22:3925
re .2263

Can I just say that I listened to the game on the local
radio station & it sounded as if 1 di*khead Manc
supported shouted out UNITED!
The rest of the noise came from alot of people telling
him to shutup.

One other point I wish to note is the Manc fans being
pulled out of the kop.
This imo is down to touts once again selling tickets.

When I was at O.T for the middlesborough game a week or
so ago alot of tickets for the Liverpool game changed
hands.
It wouldn't surprise me in the least if a few dodgey
deals went on between the two tout syndicates in Manc
& pool land!

A cracking game though. I'm surprised I have any
fingernails left! It's amazing how the commentator can
get you so worked up! Indeed, indeed, NOT ARF!

Si

32.2271TRUCKS::SANTNostalgia *is* what it used to be...Tue Mar 09 1993 12:4517
    
    	re .2263...
    
    	In an effort to balance the comments, and not in any way a defence 
    	for inexcusable actions by a minority of louts, a wreath was laid
    	in United colours at Anfield before the match, with a note saying
    	how football fans everywhere mourned the Hillsborough tragedy.
    
    	The disgraceful shouting to which you referred was stopped very quickly 
    	and the minutes' silence was rightly observed by the whole ground 
    	(so said yesterday's Daily Mail...)
    
    	As I say, just to balance your comments, Stuart, for those not able 
	to read or hear the whole story...
    
    	Andy.
                        
32.2272Oldham 1 United 0 OuchESSB::BLONGEurope is Scouse FreeWed Mar 10 1993 10:5915
32.2273Fantastic!!!!!ESSB::MCUNNIFFEPool-73,76,77,79,80,82-4,86,88,90Wed Mar 10 1993 11:5122
           <<< Note 32.2272 by ESSB::BLONG "Europe is Scouse Free" >>>
                          -< Oldham 1 United 0  Ouch >-
>>Last nights result throws away all the good work
>>that was done at Anfield on saturday. It is only our second defeat in 17
>>league games but to lose to the bottom club with the worst defensive record
>>in the premier is a bad result. Shades of West Ham last season.

  This is sheer music to my ears. I checked the teletxet last niggt and Utd.
were 0-1 down so I decided to switch on the radio and listen to the 2nd half.
What a nerve wrecking time I had but it was great to see the Mancs go down.
Hopefully Villa will win tonight to set up Sunday's game nicely. It's up to
Villa now to capitalise on this fantastic result. Last night's show Utd.
for what they really are.......mediocre.

      Absolutely thrilled
  
       & Ronnie makes his comeback tonight.

       Cunno
   


32.2274CunnoOPG::TONYWed Mar 10 1993 12:314
32.2275long way to go yetGALVIA::SPAINThere's always the U.S.Wed Mar 10 1993 13:2316
    
    This does not signal the end of United's title challenge -
    unfortunately.  :-)
    
    United got 3 points from 2 difficult away games.  Had they drawn at
    Anfield and drawn last night they'd have got 2 points and most fans
    would have been happy.  Villa will find it difficult to beat Tottenham
    tonight.  There's a lot of football to be played yet and even Sunday
    will decide little.  The last time Villa won the league (I'm not old
    enough to remmeber United last win) they lost the championship decider
    2-1 at home to Ipswich in April yet pipped them for the title.
    
    I think United will sneak it 1-0 on Sunday but the title will still go
    right down to the wire.
    
    Gary.
32.2276Stand Up and Be CountedESSB::BLONGEurope is Scouse FreeWed Mar 10 1993 14:5512
32.2277Utd will still do it......GVA05::BURKHALTERWed Mar 10 1993 15:049
    My money is on a Villa draw tonight.......a win for United on Saturday
    with Cantona scoring the winner.
    
    The Championship to go to the last game with Utd winning, and my only
    other wish if Martin carries on with his 'winding-up' if for Liverpool
    to go down.....mind you it would probably the best thing that could
    happen to the club in the long run.......
    
    -Dom
32.2278WARNUT::TPCASE::PICKERINGSSimon PickeringWed Mar 10 1993 16:051
At least the youth team won the other night, beating York City 5-0.
32.2279Milan BidUPROAR::GAYLEBCoffee (H.S.B)Wed Mar 10 1993 17:2611
    re -2276
    Whats all this about Giggs and Ince wanted for Milan?
    
    22 million seems like a lot of money even in these inflationary
    times.
    They would make a fortune for sitting on the bench. 
    
    
    Does anyone no the source of the rumour?  
    
     
32.2280You could buy a house for that!UNTADH::WILCOCKSONMan with somewhere to goWed Mar 10 1993 17:506
    Re. 2279
    >>Does anyone know the source of the rumour?
    
    Yes, its .2276  
    
    Al
32.2281What's the rest of the squad worth thenSAC::MAGUIRE_GWed Mar 10 1993 18:216
    
    I really can't believe that figure as the whole squad was valued at 24
    million at the start of the season. Unless Edwards is valuing the rest
    of the squad at 2 million. On last night s performance it would'nt
    surprise me.
    
32.2282Milan boundUPROAR::GAYLEBCoffee (H.S.B)Wed Mar 10 1993 18:215
    re -1
    I guess you are joking but just in case.
    
    Has anyone heard anything in the media to reinforce .2276 ?
    
32.2283Paper Talk?AIMTEC::WICKS_AI dreamt I found a working printer!Wed Mar 10 1993 18:2410
    22 million lire or pounds?? (:==:) Giggs maybe but why would anyone want 
    Ince who's the Steve williams of the 90s
    
    Don't AC already have like 5 non-Italians including Papin?
    
    Was it in the Sun by any chance?
    
    Regards,
    
    Andrew.D.Wicks
32.2284Nahhh in The MirrorOPG::TONYWed Mar 10 1993 18:3317
>2 million lire or pounds?? (:==:) Giggs maybe but why would anyone want 
>    Ince who's the Steve williams of the 90s
    
>    Don't AC already have like 5 non-Italians including Papin?
    
>    Was it in the Sun by any chance?
    

It's in todays Daily Mirror. Apparently a United Executive has flown to Milan
for preliminary talks...The report also says that Inces adviser and friend
Ambrose Mendy has said that Ince is very happy at United at very settled..!!
But he can't talk about Giggs...


I believe its Daily Mirror rubbish talk a bit like Cunno's notes..

Tony
32.2285Hope they StayESSB::BLONGEurope is Scouse FreeWed Mar 10 1993 20:2012
32.2286GRAB THE MONEYMACNAS::SMORANThu Mar 11 1993 02:318
    If I were Fergi, I'd sell and take the money because like the rest of
    the so called Maradona's, they would be back after a year or two,
    having failed to shine in the best league in the World. They don't
    make them like Wilkin's or Brady nowadays. Lets face it, they have
    shined in a premier league thats just about average. With the likes
    of Norwich still in the chase for the title... I rest my case.
                                                  
    Stephen 
32.2287Villa Miss OutESSB::BLONGEurope is Scouse FreeThu Mar 11 1993 11:036
32.2288Giggsey to scorePEKING::DAVIESGRoom service? We need another TellyThu Mar 11 1993 14:024
    3 points would do nicely, but I'll go for a 1 - 1 draw. I'm always
    wrong though......
    
    GrEg...(*DB*)
32.2289CSLALL::KSULLIVANThu Mar 11 1993 22:483
    What time does Sunday's game begin? 
    
    Thanks!
32.2290Up Up and AwayESSB::BLONGEurope is Scouse FreeFri Mar 12 1993 10:1510
32.2291Come on Villa!!ESSB::MCUNNIFFEPool-73,76,77,79,80,82-4,86,88,90Fri Mar 12 1993 12:1414
           <<< Note 32.2290 by ESSB::BLONG "Europe is Scouse Free" >>>
                              -< Up Up and Away >-

 >> and then to The Theatre of Dreams for United V Villa.

     Brian, you certainly got it right there by calling OT the "Theatre of
   dreams". But for the last 26 years, these dreams have never materialised.
   I will be tuning into SKY at 11 a.m. I will be praying for a Villa win
   and they should sneak it 1-0 with Parker getting a cracker.

      
       Cunno


32.2292An honest opinion!!!!GAOV10::MURPHYFri Mar 12 1993 15:4311
    Lads I don't mean to sound in any way biased(and I mean that)but I
    honestly believe ye will be beaten on Sunday by Villa.There is a
    certain air of anxiousness amoung most of the United supporters I have
    spoken to since Tuesday.I'm sure ye hope I am wrong but I have a feeling
    ye think I'm right.Anyway best of luck on Sunday.If United deserve to
    win the league they will win on sunday.
    
    Regards,
    
    Anthony.
    
32.2293Still tight at the topGALVIA::SPAINThere's always the U.S.Sun Mar 14 1993 21:0011
    
    Manchester Utd 1 Aston Villa 1
    
    Great game.  I thought Villa deserved a point but I guess United will
    feel hard done by.  Stephen Staunton gave Villa the lead after 53
    minutes with a superb left foot shot.  Mark Hughes headed the equaliser
    4 minutes later after "ooh ahh" had headed on.  United had more of the
    play but they finished badly.  Villa rode their luck and could have
    stolen it.
    
    Gary.
32.2294Heart attack time again..MIACT::MASONThere's only one UNITEDMon Mar 15 1993 12:3044
    United 1 Villa 1
    Hughes   Staunton
    
    An excellent game of football, definately lived up to the billing. I
    thought that we should have won it through a penalty kick in the first
    half, but it wasn't to be.
    
    Villa killed us in midfield - we played a 4-2-4 they played a 4-4-2 and
    so they always had that extra space. Ince was quiet for most of the
    first half, but equally we limited Saunders to only one real chance
    which Schmeical saved when it seemed that Saunders had an open goal.
    That apart, he was kept fairly quiet. 
    
    It was a game that was always going to produce goals but in the end
    we only got two - a cracking shot from Staunton when he was given far
    too much space down the wing - where was Parker?? (met him at the end
    of the game and he was not in the best of moods...) and an equalising
    header from my man Hughesey, laid on by Eric.
    
    There were loads more chances from both sides, Sharpe, Giggs, Hughes,
    Irwin and Richardson who shot centimetres over the bar in the dying
    minutes.
    
    Robson was on the bench along with Kanchelskis and Seeley who,
    strangely, turned into a cheerleader half way through the second half
    (weird chap). Sharpe should have been substituted as he had another
    howler - he was put into a couple of situations where he should've had
    a pop but fluffed every chance. He's scared of his own shadow at the mo
    and, when him and Giggs swapped sides towards the end, he kept looking
    over at the bench as if he suspected he would be substituted.
    
    That apart the outstanding players for me were Bosnich, Parker (A.V. -
    why was he substituted??), Cantona and Bruce who kept it all solid at
    the back. Schmeical is showing a couple of weaknesses - he was well
    dodgy in the high ball situation - a couple of the corners had him
    worried.
    
    The wrong result for us as Norwich won and are now only 2 points
    behind. I definately think we were watching the Champions yesterday,
    but who will it be? We both have away ties at Carrow Road which could
    well decide it. As some Villa fans said to us yesterday, may the best
    team win!!
    
    J
32.2295SHAWB1::STOCKMANSMon Mar 15 1993 20:3317
I too was a little bemused when Big Ron took off Parker.

M.O.M for me had to McGrath though. Hughes only got the
ball off him once I think!

Sharpe definitely has a problem at the moment. Perhaps
Kanchelskis could slot in instead?
We'd miss Sharpe's crosses then though wouldn't we?

We had our chances & unfortunately for us never took
them, even though we should have had a penalty.

Still, there's a way to go yet.......

Let's hope the team holds good.

Si
32.2296A Weekend at O.T.ESSB::BLONGEurope is Scouse FreeThu Mar 18 1993 18:5730
32.2297Early StartESSB::BLONGEurope is Scouse FreeFri Mar 19 1993 16:009
32.2298All to play forESSB::BLONGEurope is Scouse FreeMon Mar 22 1993 16:1516
32.2299Lack of a striker could cost United dear AGAIN.PEKING::WILSOND1DAVE WILSON @WLCMon Mar 22 1993 16:3813
    
    What would worry me if I was a Manc, is the amount of chances the team
    are missing. Against Villa and CIty on Saturday, United missed a
    hatfull, and really should have won both. It all comes down to the same
    thing, Manchester United need a striker who is going to guarantee them
    25 goals a season. Sooner or later, Ferguson is going to do the best
    thing he has done since he took over and sell Mark Hughes. He might be
    the fans favourite, but he doesnt score the goals that the team need.
    
    They could have had this league won by now if they had a genuine
    goalscorer in the team.
    
    Dave... 
32.2300STANS YOUR MANPEKING::WELLERMMon Mar 22 1993 17:196
     
    I agree with the last note. I am a fan of Hughes but he is not the
    answer when it comes to goals. They should buy GUY WHITINGHAM or
    even STAN COLLIMORE who I was very impressed with on Sunday against
    Millwall...............
                            matt
32.2301Stick with Hughes.ESSB::MCUNNIFFEPool-73,76,77,79,80,82-4,86,88,90Mon Mar 22 1993 17:396
      If Hughes can't score goals consistently, then I would hope that Fergie
keeps him.


      Cunno
32.2302Sparkey No 1ESSB::BLONGEurope is Scouse FreeMon Mar 22 1993 18:0910
32.2303Getting shots on target....please.PEKING::WILSOND1DAVE WILSON @WLCMon Mar 22 1993 18:3511
    
    Re.2302
    
    Why dont you give me all your fact and figures IF you win the League,
    cause all these chances your team are missing are costing them very
    important points. Dont give me all this sh*t about getting chances an
    target, because they arent winning games they should be. 
    
    Maybe you will change your mind if another title slips away.
    
    Dave...
32.2304Rochdale here i comePEKING::SHALLOMAManta's are crap!!Mon Mar 22 1993 18:576
32.2305Goals are needed.ESSB::SSB_LIBMon Mar 22 1993 19:1911
    
      RE .2302,
                Brian,
                     Getting a lot of chances is of no use whatsoever if it
    doesn't result in goals. These chances must be put away. It's no use
    if Sparkey scores a cracker one week and then doesn't score for four or
    five weeks. When Liverpool won their titles, they always put their 
    chances away. All of these missed chances could result in Utd. losing 
    the league.
    
           Regards,
32.2306Up The RedsESSB::BLONGEurope is Scouse FreeMon Mar 22 1993 20:2516
32.2308more depressing news for utdMACNAS::MJGREANEYVILLA for the PREMIER TITLE!Tue Mar 23 1993 11:4339
    re: 
    	Stan Cullimore..I'm afraid you guys are going to lose out again,
    expect Forest to sign him for 2 Million TODAY!!!!!!
    
    
    
    
    just thought I'd share some other good news with you...
    
    Radio 2 here in IRL ,have fed in the results of both VILLA and utd into
    "their computer" and they predict a title win for
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    yes you've guessed correctly
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    	.......VILLA!!!!!!!
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    M.J..
32.2309TABLOID RUBBISH..?PEKING::WELLERMTue Mar 23 1993 12:2222
     
    The ever realible SUN..?? managed to find some ape to use there
    computer and came up with this statistics
    
           UNITED                             VILLA
    
    ARSENAL (H) 3 POINTS                   NORWICH (A) 1 POINT
    NORWICH (A) 1 POINT                    NOTTS FOREST (A) 3 POINTS
    SHEFF WEDS (H) 3 POINTS                COVENTRY (H) 3 POINTS
    COVENTRY (A) 3 POINTS                  ARSENAL (A) 1 POINT
    CHELSEA (H) 3 POINTS                   MAN CITY (H) 3 POINTS
    C PALACE (A) 1 POINT                   BLACKBURN (A) 1 POINT
    BLACKBURN (H) 1 POINT                  OLDHAM (H) 3 POINTS
    WIMBLEDON (A) O POINTS                 QPR     (A) 1 POINT
    
                     ASTON VILLA...80
                     MAN UNITED ...77
                     NORWICH CITY...71
    
         Never beleive what you read in the SUN...???
    
    MATT
32.2310TRUCKS::SANTNostalgia *is* what it used to be...Tue Mar 23 1993 12:2418
    
    	Oh well that's ok, then, M.J.......
    
    
    
    	We'll give up now, shall we ;-)
    
    	I'd be more worried about what's going on at the other end of the
    	table if I were you, though I realise all this title talk may be
    	a welcome relief.
    
    	I for one wish Forest all the best and hope they survive. But they
    	don't *deserve* it, they must *earn* it.....
    
    
    	....which brings us back to United! 8-)
    
    	Andy.
32.2311Who is the kid that did it!!?PEKING::SHALLOMAManta's are crap!!Tue Mar 23 1993 12:4312
    Good morning,
    
    Please ignore entry .2304 someone I work with has entered this in
    presumably when I have left my terminal logged in.
    
    So I think I shall also ignore entry .2307! (I will always support Man
    Utd).
    
    
    Regards,
                      Aron
         
32.2312Nothing Personal,just business(copyright B.PALMER)MACNAS::MJGREANEYVILLA for the PREMIER TITLE!Tue Mar 23 1993 13:2155
    re: .2310
    
    Andy,
    	I couldn't agree more with you , the present league positions
    reflect the REAL/TRUE forms of the teams anchored at both top and bottom
    placings. Forest are where they are due to the fact that they are CR*P,
    forget the 'luck' etc.,bad managerial signings/sales have accounted for
    much of Forest's woes......
    
    Enough of this Forest waffling.....
    
    re: Cullimore ....I happened to see this on GMTV today...
    
    
    
    
    
     
    
    My prediction  with regard to the first Premier League Winners was
    always based on the fact that ,Ron Atkinson HAS ALWAYS been one of the
    most gifted and shrewdest managers in the last decade ,and previously
    built successful teams ,UTD. '83/'85 Cup Winners, Wednesday League Cup 
    winners '90 and                                               
    
    
    
    
    	VILLA ...Premier League Champions 1993....
    
    
       Like ALL good managers he takes the pressure from the players and
       lets them get the needed results.
    
    
    
    you may think I'm anti-united in my comments,well I'm actually pro-football,
    I enjoy ANY team that plays GOOD football,and will be the first to
    acknowlegde that utd have served up some treats in the last two
    years. As individuals utd's players must be THE MOST talented bunch
    assembled for quite some time....however as a team I FEEL they are
    lacking the killer punch,maybe due to the hype/pressure put upon them
    by that non smiling serious Ferguson and Championship Crazy fans,
     this is why/how I feel VILLA are going to steal the first Premier
    League Championship
    
    
    
    Here's to ALL teams enjoying what's left of the title race!!!
    
    
    M.J.
    
    
    
32.2313ESSB::BLONGEurope is Scouse FreeTue Mar 23 1993 13:245
32.2314PEKING::WILSOND1DAVE WILSON @WLCTue Mar 23 1993 13:5822
    
    Re.2306
    
    The thing is, against Villa, United dominated the game, you were there
    ok, I saw the game on SKY, and the thing is Man Utd SHOULD have beaten
    Villa comfortably. The keeper played well, but how many easy chances
    were hit wide or straight at Keeper ?
    
    My point is this, if United had a recognised 25 goal a season striker,
    there woudnt be so much pressure on the rest of the team to get goals.
    They do create loads of chances in games, against 'Boro for example,
    they should/could have had 7 or 8. I'm not disputing the fact they have
    scored alot of goals this season, but to be the finished article, they
    need a striker. 
    
    The proof is there, chances are being missed, how long will it take for
    all you Mancs to realise that Mark Hughes despite his 15 Volleys or
    flying headers a season is the main culprit. 
    
    Dave... 
    
    
32.2315Sparkey is No 1ESSB::BLONGEurope is Scouse FreeTue Mar 23 1993 15:0520
32.2316PEKING::WILSOND1DAVE WILSON @WLCTue Mar 23 1993 16:017
    
    Re.2315
    
     I think Hughes is vastly overated, but he must be doing something
     right to have supporters such as your self right behind him.
    
     Dave...
32.23173 Points PleaseESSB::BLONGEurope is Scouse FreeTue Mar 23 1993 16:1112
32.2318Players AwardsESSB::BLONGEurope is Scouse FreeTue Mar 23 1993 18:146
32.2319Who will be top tomorrowESSB::BLONGEurope is Scouse FreeWed Mar 24 1993 16:159
32.2320ESSB::MCUNNIFFEPool-73,76,77,79,80,82-4,86,88,90Wed Mar 24 1993 17:476
  Come on the Arse. Let's hope that Arsenal can put another dent into the
   Manc challenge. 1-1 draw.


       Cunno
32.2321A tough night of footie!KERNEL::NDAYQuazimodo sang,'It started with a syst'Wed Mar 24 1993 19:598
    I think that tonights evening of football could be very interesting..
    
    I'm going to be confident and predict a 2-1 victory over the Arse and
    am hoping for a 0-0 draw between Villa & Norwich.
    
    Nigel the hopeful..
    
     
32.2322Sharpe to score tonight!SHAWB1::STOCKMANSWed Mar 24 1993 20:047
3 - 0 to United!!!

Lee Sharpe to score 1 (He likes scoring against the
Arse!), Cantona & McClair to get the others.


Si
32.23232 more points gone!KERNEL::NDAYQuazimodo sang,'It started with a syst'Thu Mar 25 1993 11:5310
    Well we only managed a 0-0 draw aginst the Arse last night.
    
    Another 2 points slipped away which leaves us 3rd in the table.
    
    We had chances again but just couldn't seem to find the net. Norwich
    also drew 0-0 with Villa which helped a little.
    
    Norwich on Monday and 3 points a must I feel.
    
    Nige
32.2324Norwich 1 Villa 0YELBUS::DSMITHONE THOMAS BROLIN...Thu Mar 25 1993 11:590
32.2325And Arsenal had chances as well, I might add....XSTACY::MDUNPHYJust another Day!!Thu Mar 25 1993 12:030
32.2326DANNY AT DENPEKING::WELLERMThu Mar 25 1993 12:117
      
    Danny Wallace has joined Millwall on loan until the end of the season
     
    lets hope he stays there........
    
    matt
    
32.2327Ooohhps!KERNEL::NDAYQuazimodo sang,'It started with a syst'Thu Mar 25 1993 12:565
    Did I say Norwich 0 Villa 0 ???
    
    Too many pints of domestos last night sorry..
    
    Nige
32.2328Hanging in ThereESSB::BLONGEurope is Scouse FreeThu Mar 25 1993 13:3613
32.2329Played well..!!!!!OPG::TONYThu Mar 25 1993 15:1822
RE. 2328
>Overall the reports say
>that we played well, but at the end of the day it's another 2 points dropped.

Brian, I am not sure what report you've read, but I was at the game and can 
safely say that we were utter rubbish. In fact the general concensus around
the K stand was that we looked like we did at the end of last season..!!

Its fair to say that we should have won the games against Villa and City but
last night for the first time I got the dejavu feeling..!!

Obviously I am not writing us off, I will be at all the games home and away..
but we will have to improve by 100%.

Another point..
What did you think about the substitution ??? Robson for Hughes..
Pathetic was how most of the 37,000 supporters described it..
IMO he waited far too long to make the substitution where GGraham made his
exactly after the restart of the 2nd half when we where beginning to get on top
in the midfield..he strengthen it ..and I think it worked..!!

Tony
32.2330A View from AfarESSB::BLONGEurope is Scouse FreeThu Mar 25 1993 16:0625
32.2331More ramblings about last nightMIACT::MASONThere's only one UNITEDThu Mar 25 1993 16:3631
    I went to the game last night and was thoroughly disappointed by our
    total lack of confidence and ability in front of goal. We were solid at
    the back - Bruce again had an excellent game. Parker was given more
    cover as he is liable to go a-wandering and also, high balls trouble
    him for obvious reasons. His passing was atrocious again last night.
    
    Ince was excellent in midfield, and Robbo coming on certainly helped in
    the tackling department.
    
    Giggs was kept to a couple of runs and that's it - it was obvious that
    he would do nothing for the game and so it should have been him that
    was substituted and not Hughes. I agree with past comments that taking
    him off was bloody stupid.
    
    Sharpe was still bottling out of chances where he could easily have
    skinned his marker but he p****d about instead - however his crossing
    was good so its swings and roundabouts with him.
    
    The Arse had a couple of chances but they didn't look as though they
    had many ideas, whereas we had the ideas but froze in front of goal.
    Why didn't we just shoot on sight? I remember a certain Paul Ince shot
    from 25 yards that was going nowhere until it took a deflection and
    ended up in the back of the net. They look as though they want to walk
    it in.
    
    Ah well, 7 games to go. Its still wide open. No-one seems to be showing
    the necessary consistency to make it a forgone conclusion but, as a
    point of interest, a friend of a friend stands to make himself a cool
    quarter of a mill if Norwich take the title. Not bad eh
    
    J
32.2332You've got to take your chances !SHIPS::DURANT_SThu Mar 25 1993 18:597
    
    Where's Cantona, I have not seen him mentioned for quite a while ? 
    Surely if someone's going to spark up a Man Utd challenge for the title
    it's him.
    
    			Steve.
    
32.2333CantonaMIACT::MASONThere's only one UNITEDThu Mar 25 1993 19:0813
    re.2332
    
    Cantona played well last night, but sometimes, and certainly in
    situations such as the ones which arose last night, he's too "fancy".
    Instead of playing the direct pass, he does a double flip and a
    handstand before passing the ball on .... if you catch my drift.
    Sometimes it works and when it does its a delight to see, but too many
    times it doesn't.
    
    We need him to be more direct now and certainly to bang in the goals we
    all know he's capable of.
    
    J
32.23343 TV's PleaseESSB::BLONGEurope is Scouse FreeFri Mar 26 1993 15:026
32.2335Beat Norwich you win the LeagueULYSSE::BREADIEFri Mar 26 1993 15:107
    We have United's and Villa's remaining fixtures, who do Norwich have
    left to play ?
    
    Is Norwich v United Monday 29th or Monday 5th ?
    
    thanks
    Denis
32.2336re -.1 Apr 5th - England play next week - no Premier gamesFORTY2::ROBERTSONFri Mar 26 1993 15:267
Last I read was that the Three game simultaneous broadcast will only happen if 
the Championship has yet to be decided by the final day. Is this still so?

Also will Sky One and Sky News be scrambled for the games??

Al ( Who_has_just_had_Sky_installed_but_can't_afford_Sky_Sports_yet :-( )

32.2337Premier title decider...OPG::TONYFri Mar 26 1993 16:0212
United			Villa			Norwich
5th April Norwich (A)	3rd Notts Forest (A)	5th Man Utd (H)
10th      Sheff W (H)       Coventry (H)            Spurs (A)
12th      Coventry (A)      Arsenal  (A)        14th Leeds (H)
17th      Chelsea  (H)      Man City (H)             Ipswich (A)
21st      CrystalP (A)      ............             ..........
1st May   Blackburn (H)     Oldham (H)               Liverpool (H)
8th May   Wimbledon (A)     QPR (A)                  Middles (A)
                        TBA Blackburn (A)


Tony
32.2338MOVIES::PLAYFORDOpenVMSE UK @ EDO-13 [DTN:824-3394]Fri Mar 26 1993 19:385
According to Radio 5 on Wednesday night Hughes is suspended for the Norwich
game.

/Kev (glad to see the Canaries back on top)
32.2339goaliesWOTVAX::MACDONALDIStalybridge CelticFri Mar 26 1993 19:5310
    
    Just a snippet
    
    Ex Utd goalie Jim Leighton,(remember him and a certain cup final) has
    joined Sheff Utd on loan to the end of the season from Dundee.
    
    Hughes is definately out of the Norwich game a week next Monday.
    
    im
    
32.2340and do you remember PAUL McGRATH????????????????MACNAS::MJGREANEYVILLA for the PREMIER TITLE!Mon Mar 29 1993 12:1820
    For those of you who do NOT already know
    
    
    
    
    	VILLA player
    
    	ex-manc
    
    
    
    Paul McGrath has been voted Player's player of the year.
    
    
    
    
    	a fitting tribute to a model professional!!
    
    
    M.J.
32.2341Selective information retention..MIACT::MASONThere's only one UNITEDMon Mar 29 1993 13:207
    re -1
    
    What yer man conveniently forgot to mention was that Paul Ince came
    second in a closely ran "contest" and Ryan Giggs was voted PFA young 
    player of the year. No surprise there.
    
    J
32.2342There's no prizes for coming second....XSTACY::MDUNPHYJust another Day!!Mon Mar 29 1993 13:260
32.2343Ooohh ah Paul McGrathOPG::TONYMon Mar 29 1993 14:312
I suppose he'll get a lift to the award ceremony cos with a few drinks he 
might be too drunk to drive..!!!
32.2344Fergie rejectsSIOG::BUCKLEYManchester - Championship Free ZoneMon Mar 29 1993 15:215
    Didnt Gordon Strachen, another Fergie reject, win player of the year
    after leaving OT and sicken his old boss even more when he won a
    championship medal with Leeds? Lets hope history repeats itself ...
    
    Patrick
32.2345Well Done Paul McGrathESSB::BLONGEurope is Scouse FreeMon Mar 29 1993 15:5912
32.2346IN FAIRNESS BRIAN..GAOV10::MURPHYMon Mar 29 1993 16:455
    In fairness Brian,Ronnie has only played a couple of games all
    season.He didn't have a chance as he has only played about seven games
    this season
    
    Anthony.
32.2347Loads of :-) :-)ESSB::BLONGEurope is Scouse FreeMon Mar 29 1993 16:500
32.2348Oblig :-)ECCGY4::HAIGHDyslexia comes in a glassMon Mar 29 1993 19:254
> Paul McGrath, an ex red and an Irishman. 
    
    	And despite those 2 major handicaps he still managed to win it! He
    is indeed some player!
32.2349Class players don't wear Blue in ManchesterESSB::BLONGEurope is Scouse FreeMon Mar 29 1993 22:528
32.2350they gain their respect at OTTROA01::PBLANEYExplanations take too long Mr.NikeThu Apr 01 1993 08:5711
    Problem with most of these ex-Utd playersis that they can only play
    where average crowds are less than 20,000 - plus, being former Utd
    players they gain a little respect - having come from a class
    organization :-), isn't that right Martin ?
    
    -pb
    
    anyway, we are still in the hunt for the title, even though we missed a
    bagful against Villa. Now we must at least get a point at Norwich -
    where I think we actually won last year. It's not over until the last
    whistle. sometime in May.
32.2351news updatePEKING::WELLERMFri Apr 02 1993 15:0112
     
    Lee Martin will not be given a new contract at the end of the season
    ...Norwich are interested in signing him
    
    Also Mike Phelans contract expires at the end of the season and he also
    will be on the move..
    
    Is the game against Norwich on sky on monday...?? or is it still being
    played on saturday..?
    
    
    
32.2352SHAWB1::STOCKMANSFri Apr 02 1993 15:177
It's on Monday matty me ole mate!

I read in the MEN last night that Fergie would like
Phelan to stay on.
Seems Fergie's got alot of respect for Micky baby!

Si
32.2353Here we go again ....!!!!!!!!!OPG::TONYFri Apr 02 1993 18:387
We are now entering the famous month of April..

5 games in 3 weeks ..will once again determine our fate..

We'll see.

Tony
32.2354Robbo to StartESSB::BLONGEurope is Scouse FreeFri Apr 02 1993 19:245
32.2355GAOV10::MURPHYSat Apr 03 1993 12:225
    I'm afraid captain marmalade gets injured at the thought of playing
    first team football.
    
    Anthony.
    
32.2356Note, I do not support United nor NorwichMOEUR1::SMITHMon Apr 05 1993 16:227
    
    Re : a few back
    
    I know that it is on Eurosport at 20:45 (euro time) coz I'm going to a
    bar in Paris to watch it...
    
    Anyone got the teams?
32.2357Running out of TimeESSB::BLONGEurope is Scouse FreeMon Apr 05 1993 19:0113
32.23583 points a must!KERNEL::NDAYQuazimodo sang,'It started with a syst'Mon Apr 05 1993 19:3211
    I'm going for a 2-1 victory to United tonight.
    
    We sure do need the 3 points from this game to stay in serious
    contention for the title.
    
    It wont be an easy game by a long a way, but I feel that over the 90
    minutes, we will create enough chances to win. I'm not sure of the
    line-up but will say Giggs and Mclair to slot home the goals.
    
    Nigel (Who doesn't have SKY but will be listening to the game on R5)
    
32.2359pacing the floorTROOA::PBLANEYExplanations take too long Mr.NikeTue Apr 06 1993 08:326
    OK guys, what happened - it's almost midnite here and I thought a game
    report would have been here already :-(
    
    A mail message in the morning when I get in would be great :-)
    
    -pb
32.2360Norwich 1 Utd 3MOEUR1::SMITHTue Apr 06 1993 12:085
    
    Good last 20 minutes, all Norwich apart from a scorching Ince shot
    which hit the crossbar.  Dunnno about the rest of the game, missed it!
    
    Ian
32.2361What a game!KERNEL::NDAYQuazimodo sang,'It started with a syst'Tue Apr 06 1993 13:0525
    I listened to the match on Radio 5 last night and it was a blinder of a
    game,with United dominating the first half totally. All United's goals
    came within a spell of 8 minutes with Giggs, Cantona, and Kanchelskis
    getting on the score sheet.
    
    The last 20-25 minutes mainly belonged to Norwich after Robson came on
    as substitute for Kanchelskis(strange decision by Ferguson in my
    opinion), but United were still BRILLIANT on the break with at least 5
    good scoring chances missed in the second half.
    
    Robins pulled one back for Norwich just after the half time break but
    they didn't really put the rest of their chances away.
    
    Mclair, Ince and Cantona all had a very good game and the overall team
    perfomance was SUPERB. Norwich were completley stunned by the burst of
    3 goals and United really should have made it a lot more.
    
    Last night United showed the whining,winging critics that this
    championship is far from over for them, and that they have a lot more
    BRILLIANT football to play yet.
    
    Well done united on possibly their best(yet the leagues best
    perfomance)of the league so far.
    
    Nige..
32.2362United back on form.TRUCKS::SANTNostalgia *is* what it used to be...Tue Apr 06 1993 13:1220
    
    	What a great result for the reds. This was reported on R5 as
    	perhaps the match of the season, both sides contributing to an
    	excellent game.
    
    	Hard luck, Norwich, a couple of close calls on the offside appeal
    	for goals 1 and 3, though tv does apparently show them to be
    	correct you sometimes need to get the luck in those situations.
    
    	There's no way the linesman ever knows for sure, he'll call some
    	and not others....
    
    	Norwich aren't out of the chase yet - they have proved to be at
    	their most dangerous when they slip off the pace - but with only
    	5 games left (6 for us and Villa) they've got to be 3rd favourites
    	now.
    
    	It'll go down to the last game.
    
    	Andy.
32.2363Robbo helped!MOEUR1::SMITHTue Apr 06 1993 13:1818
    
    All the United goals were valid, and completely non-controversial in my
    opinion.  For the third, Eric was at least 2 yards ON side.
    
    Robbo came on part way through the last 20 minutes, and improved things
    at that stage for United - I disagree a little with Nigel's
    interpretation 2 replies back.  He was a bit STRONG (!!) with his
    challanges, and him and Ince got booked over one incident.  Ince should
    NEVER have got involved...!  Lucky to stay on really.
    
    Good game, good atmosphere in the pub, and for anyone who may be
    interested, the Oscar Wilde, Irish bar, in Chatelet, Paris, is likely to
    ALWAYS have any soccer on TV.  This quote from the barman (manager?). 
    If there's soccer on TV, come here.
    
    Incidentally, he used ti play in goal for Derry City!
    
    
32.2364Robson STRONG?KERNEL::NDAYQuazimodo sang,'It started with a syst'Tue Apr 06 1993 13:3119
    I think that Robson has been an excellent player for United in the past
    and I would defend him all the way if it came to it.
    
    However, in my opinion, he didn't really add anything to LAST NIGHTS
    game that wasn't already there in the United squad. His challenges were
    STRONG, and accordingly to the radio commentary, some of them were also
    very late, which is what sparked off the spot of trouble in the last
    minutes of the game. I think Ferguson is trying to ensure that Robbo
    gets his quota of games in incase they win the championship, so he will
    be eligible for a medal. 
    
    I haven't seen any highlights of the match as yet, but hope to soon.
    
    As for the comment about Ince getting involved in the upset - I agree
    entirely. He shouldn't have lost his temper. I thought he had got over
    that problem long ago, and he was very lucky not to be sent off, and
    ruin a good perfomance.
    
    Nigel
32.2365WARNUT::TPCASE::PICKERINGSSimon PickeringTue Apr 06 1993 13:416
Robson was introduced to tighten up the area just in front of the back four.
Norwich were pretty quick on the break and United were vunerable there 
especially with Ince attacking so much.

United now have the best attack (54) and best defence (27) in the Premier
League; they also improved, by one, their goal difference over Villa.
32.23663 - 1 . EXCELLENT.PEKING::DAVIESGRemember kids - not at home!Tue Apr 06 1993 15:5412
    What an excellent game! Watched it in the pub, excellent atmosphere,
    and an united win to silence the critics. I certainly did some
    celebrating when the goals when in!! Re: Robson. IMO, Ferguson was
    right to bring on a player who defends more, but Robson, contrary to
    what I thought, didn't perform well. The problem is, as I see it, he is
    just too slow nowadays. He is the same hard tackler that he always was,
    but now it looks worse because he gets there too late. I know that the
    championship medal is just reward for what he has done for the club,
    but someone tell Fergie only to bring him on if we're winning by as
    many as last night..............
    
    GrEg...
32.2367CAPTAIN MARVELPEKING::WELLERMTue Apr 06 1993 16:2019
     
    Robson came because we were playing with pratically 3 forward wing
    players..Giggs Sharpe Kanchelskis ..and we needed someone to do a
    holding job in Midfield...He was a bit of the pace when he came on but
    thats to be expected..He also had a good chance to score when he made
    one of his famous runs from midfield....The tackle on crooks was late
    and deserved a booking..but I can't see what all the fuss was about
    with Ince I thought he was trying to calm a pull people away and the
    Norwich players acted offensivley and he was unlucky to get booked.
    I don't think its a case of Robson being slow...its just that he's
    not match fit....He didn't look slow to me when he broke from Midfield
    to get forward for his one chance........
    
    Great game and a brilliant resalt.........Whats the new RYAN GIGGS song
    that the crowd was singing..???..They were singing it to the tune of 
    Robin Hood..???????
    
    matt 
    
32.2368SUBURB::COMMITCommit GroupTue Apr 06 1993 16:2610
    Re 2367
    
    Ince wasn't unlucky to be booked.  He clearly pushed a Norwich player
    in the back of the head.  That is why they acted so offensively.  
    
    Otherwise a good performance by United and I hope you do it just to
    shut those bloody Villa fans up.
    
    
    Barry
32.2369Its a bird,its a plane,its,its,its O.K its Robbo!!GAOV10::MURPHYTue Apr 06 1993 17:0410
    The return of Captain marmalade was indeed an inspired substitution.He
    got forward with a brilliant run from midfield to miss a sitter and
    then he nearly maimed a Norwich player with a tackle that was about 4
    yards too short.Then to add insult to injury he got involved in a
    brawl,and we all know what happened the last time m.u.f.c got into a
    scuffle.Yes indeed, the much awaited return of Brian "wrap me up in
    cotton wool and don't touch me"Robson was great.I can hardly wait to
    see him play football for M.U.F.C in the future.
    
    Anthony.
32.2370A Joy to WatchESSB::BLONGEurope is Scouse FreeTue Apr 06 1993 17:1720
32.2371Ryan Giggs..Ryan GiggsOPG::TONYTue Apr 06 1993 22:3013
    >Great game and a brilliant resalt.........Whats the new RYAN GIGGS song
    >that the crowd was singing..???..They were singing it to the tune of 
    >Robin Hood..???????
    
    >matt 
    

Ryan Giggs Ryan Giggs running down the wing (sang twice)
Feared by the blues...Loved by the Reds...Ryan Giggs Ryan Giggs..!!! 
(sing until you loose your voice.)  

Tony                                                       
32.2372greatTROOA::PBLANEYExplanations take too long Mr.NikeTue Apr 06 1993 23:051
    Great news, just keep it going.
32.2373essb::blong on the ballSIOG::PEDRESCHITue Apr 06 1993 23:154
    BRIAN ,
    You were spot on with that predicition last night!!!3-1 for the Reds.
           any more for the remaining matches.....
                            Skids
32.2374Oops..shock resultWARNUT::WARNUT::PICKERINGSSimon PickeringWed Apr 07 1993 13:213
    FA Youth Cup Semi-Final 1st Leg
    
    United 1:2 Millwall
32.2375Attacks on Capt.MACNAS::JMALLONWed Apr 07 1993 23:4635
    I had the pleasure of watching Skys United display on Monday night in
    the presence of a few subdued (to say the least) Liverpool noters.
    With their cries of "definetly offside !" being silenced at the
    interval they were left with the usual mumblings of "..the league is
    not as good as it used to be...","..Norwich are not a good side.." and
    "..Rush scored.(?).." etc.. These mumblings were met with sarcasm by
    all except for the few "those were the days" people.
    
    Their attention then turned to Robbo. Their summing up of a game were
    United played brilliant is - Dirty Robbo and big Brawl. Robbo made a
    few good, clean hard tackles and a good run before the incident in
    question. The late tackle was punished with a yellow card (duely so)
    and the brawl involved as much pushing and shoving as you see at the
    coffee machine. You would think this was the first late tackle in
    football history. But lest we forget the glory days and the greats (or
    lates) - Tommy (never too late) Smith, Graham (always too late or too 
    early) Souness and last but not latest Steve (still late) McMahon. Now
    those were the days....
    
    To talk of cotton wool brings to mind the Anfield dressing room. Only a
    few weeks ago Sammy lee managed to crawl out of cotton wool un-noticed
    to arrive on Liverpools bench. The cotton wool required for Molby alone
    (forgetting about Wright, Barnes, et al) would keep alot of teams going
    for seasons. These are the days....
    
    To the league, true it isn't over yet. It will go to the last few games
    and the worst can never be as bad as last year. There is one thing for
    sure, if Utd. keep playing the same entertaining, attacking football as
    they are playing there will be any more happy Monday nights to come in
    the future.
    
    Enjoying football,
    
    John M.    
                                                
32.2376And so say all of usESSB::BLONGEurope is Scouse FreeThu Apr 08 1993 12:102
                                                

32.2377Rumour Has ItSHIPS::DURANT_SThu Apr 08 1993 13:225
    
    Apparently Ferguson has said he will keep an unchanged side for
    Saturday. That means Mark Hughes is struggling to get back in the side.
    
    			Steve.
32.2378Theres only one Ryan GiggsSIOG::BUCKLEYManchester - Championship Free ZoneThu Apr 08 1993 18:386
    RE. .2371 Ryan Giggs chants
    
    My favourite Ryan Giggs chant is the one sung by the West Ham fans last
    season. And it goes something like ....    
    
    ' Theres only one spotty virgin, one spotty virgin...'
32.2379EXSIOG::VISITORTemporary VisitorThu Apr 08 1993 18:5422
    
        Hopefully, Man. U. will have an Easter similar to last year and
    lose three or four games. I think Villa are the better side and with
    the help of God, they will win the league. Around this time last year,
    Utd. lost to Notts. For., Hammers and finally Liverpool. What a great
    day that was to see the Utd. players strolling off the field after 
    having failed again.
    
        Rgds,
    
          RW
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
         Rgds,
    
           RW
32.2380Too Many ForeignersSHIPS::DURANT_SThu Apr 08 1993 19:209
    
    Won't United have problems next year if they get into Europe ? About six
    of the team that played against Norwich will be counted as foriegn
    players in European competitions.
    
    	They might have to top up the number of English players in their
    squad. If Forest get relegated they could buy Stuart Pearce.
    
    			Steve.
32.2381They will have problems either way.SIOG::VISITORTemporary VisitorThu Apr 08 1993 21:155
    
        Utd. will have problems next year with or without their foreign 
    players as they are not good enough.....end of story.
    
         RW
32.2382A mirror image.ESSB::MCUNNIFFEPool-73,76,77,79,80,82-4,86,88,90Thu Apr 08 1993 21:2114
            <<< Note 32.2381 by SIOG::VISITOR "Temporary Visitor" >>>
                    -< They will have problems either way. >-
    
  >> Utd. will have problems next year with or without their foreign 
  >> players as they are not good enough.....end of story.
    
  >> RW

       RW,
           I don't know who you are but you are expressing my sentiments
      exactly.


        Cunno
32.2383SHAWB1::STOCKMANSThu Apr 08 1993 21:555
Ugh.........



A cunno lover!!!!
32.2384Pass the sharp kitchen knife please !KURMA::JJACKThu Apr 08 1993 21:554
    
    Two Cunnos !!!!!!!!!!!  This is more than any man can take.
    
    
32.2385liverpool "DOWN AND OUT"ESSB::DCROWEThe world is in a state'o'chassisThu Apr 08 1993 21:566
     Martin 
         I fail to see what your sentiments has got to do with anything,
     if United had thirteen English players going into Europe next year
     you would still complain.
      Just accept the fact martin that this is actually a great United
      team. 
32.2386Europe ??MACNAS::JMALLONFri Apr 09 1993 13:5410
    After watching Uniteds display on Monday night and then being subjected
    to the interpretation of football shown by Marseille and Rangers on
    Wednesday night I think United will do very well next year in Europe (
    provided of course we get there).
    
    Anyway on the subject of foreigners - it is a nice problem to have.
    There are many premier league managers who would love to have the same
    problem next season.
    
    John M.
32.2387bilocation?ESSB::BREETue Apr 13 1993 12:259
    re:.2379 and subsequent notes from siog::visitor I have a fair idea who
    the "other" Cunno is. 
    
    Martin, when you see him you can tell him that things are looking even
    better for the Reds now.
    
    cheers,
    
    Paul
32.2388Coventry 0 United 1 - Happy Easter!!TRUCKS::SANTNostalgia *is* what it used to be...Tue Apr 13 1993 12:489
32.2389Quinn sent off...Schmeichal "PLAYS" on!!MACNAS::MJGREANEYVILLA for the PREMIER TITLE!Tue Apr 13 1993 14:5410
    anyone care to comment on the incident at the end of the match when
    Mickey Quinn appeared to fell Schmeichal? Having seen the incident on
    GMTV (albeit from an angle) there appeared to be no contact and the TV
    reporter suggested that there may be disciplinary action handed out by
    the FA for Schmeichal's 'play acting',if this is so who then will
    replace the 'keeper?
    
    M.J.
    
    
32.2390A Happy Easter to one and allMIACT::MASONThere's only one UNITEDTue Apr 13 1993 15:5036
    A good Easter weekend for the Reds. Mind you, I could well have done
    without Saturday's performance. Shades of United vs Forest last year.
    
    We played very badly and showed an incredible lack of discipline. The
    chances were there, but we didn't take them. I thought that the MotD 
    highlights flattered us slightly. Woods played a blinder
    which didn't help us much, but we just fluffed chance after chance.
    Giggs had an awful game by his standards but Sharpe's first-time
    crosses were causing Wednesday problems. Hughes had a point to prove as
    everyone was sure that Kanchelskis would be in the starting line-up.
    However, a recall to Russia made sure that Fergie didn't have to make
    the decision, and we will never know. He had a bloody good game though.
    
    Wednesday played us all around the park in a very tense, but
    nevertheless enthralling game. We managed to keep Waddle fairly quiet,
    limiting him to only a handful of his normally devastating runs and
    passes. A sour note from our point of view was the penalty decision. It 
    happened in front of J stand and I thought at the time that it was a 
    terrible decision - the TV replay, however, did put an entirely different 
    light on it. Old Trafford fell into a stunned silence - up until that point
    we were shouting our lungs out. It took Stevie Bruce to get us going again
    and didn't he just. The second goal tore O.T. apart - the noise was 
    incredible - I have never felt so much relief in all my life. We battled 
    hard and we deserved the victory.
    
    I didn't see the Coventry game unfortunately, I couldn't get tickets.
    Can't comment on the Schmeical incident. A good 3 points from Highfield
    Road though.
    
    4 more games to go. The Villa had a good win away at Arsenal and the
    fire is definately not out there yet. It'll go all the way.
    
    The valium is on me...
    
    J
    
32.2391TRUCKS::SANTNostalgia *is* what it used to be...Tue Apr 13 1993 17:0813
    
    	I'll have one of those valium tablets please Julie.... ;-)
    
    	I was driving along the A64 from York to Leeds when the winner
    	went in on Saturday (it was the R5 commentary game)...damn near 
    	crashed the car!!
    
    	I remember how close it was last year.I hope our players remember
    	the disappointment too, 'cause the experience of going so close
    	is about the only difference between us Villa now. Four games away.
    	God it's close......
    	
    	Andy.
32.2392Tickets to any home fixtures.GWYENG::J_BYRNETue Apr 13 1993 17:3413
    
    
    Is it possible to get tickets for any of Utd's remaining home fixtures?
    
    I'm living in Galway, Ireland. I've tried travel agents et al but 
    everybody is booked up solid.
    
    If anybody has a ticket they would like to get rid of I'm sure a very
    favorable agreement could be reached. Any replies by e-mail please.
    
    Cheers,
    
    -John. 
32.2393Tickets..!!!OPG::TONYTue Apr 13 1993 18:2613
If anyone is interested Selhurst Park are selling tickets for our last
match ofthe season against Wimbledon. I purchased 4 and I was told that they
have allocated about 25,000 tickets to Man Utd. So ring up now..

Re:- 2392

Its times like this that I am glad to have a LMTB..but if you dont mind
buying from a tout they certainly have lots of tickets for all the home games.
In fact walking from the Cricket Ground to Old Trafford (5mins walk) you'll
get approached by at least 10 guys selling tickets...Its quite disgusting.
Good luck.

Tony
32.2394$to goCLADA::JMURPHYIt's a Funny Auld game....Wed Apr 14 1993 15:3617
    
    Seems like the great Dane..Mr Schmeichel took a blatant dive and
    got Mickey Quinn sent off against Coventry . Peter will probably
    get into trouble over that..ala Gordon Durie . Feigning injury or
    taking blatant dives to get peolpe sent off in not on....
    And Mr Ince got involved again....what's he playing at , and not
    forgetting Bryan Robson nearly starting a riot against Coventry .
    Any good will that United build up they loose it all again with all
    this controversy
    
    4 games to go......Chelsea shouldn't cause too much trouble.
    Other games hard to tell . Going to Selhurst Park twice won't be
    easy also Blackburn are playing well..
    
    Time will tell
    
    jm
32.2395Don't be so sure..NEWOA::BURTONWed Apr 14 1993 16:4313
    
       > 4 games to go......Chelsea shouldn't cause too much trouble.
       > Other games hard to tell . Going to Selhurst Park twice won't be
       > easy also Blackburn are playing well..
    
    Don't be to sure about Chelsea. I agree that they are not the most
    consistant side around, but they do have a good record at old trafford
    over the years. Adopting this attitude could cost you the league again.
    I've got my ticket for the game. Come on you Bluueeesss.
    
    Cheers
    Nige. 8-)
             
32.2396C'mon you BLUES!PEKING::JOLLYLViva la rock .... the killer lives onWed Apr 14 1993 17:058
    
    Nige,
    
    see you up there, I'll be the Blue dot in the new stand because I'm
    going up with a few Mancs.  They begged me because they wouldn't be
    able to find the ground without me :-),
    
    Loz.
32.2397ITS ALIVE!!!!!GAOV10::MURPHYWed Apr 14 1993 17:2011
    My God,
           John.M has had two entries into the M.U.F.C conference in
    slightly over a week.The work must be slackening off John as thats only
    two notes in all your years in DEC.You must really feel the title is
    Uniteds this year.
    
                Thanks for crawling out John.M.(who ever you are???).
    
        Regards,
    
           Anthony.
32.2398The band-wagon is getting heavier.ESSB::SOLOThu Apr 15 1993 17:5612
    
        I have never seen as many Man. Utd. clones going around as in the
    last few weeks. While there are a lot of genuine Man. U fans out there,
    lots more have joined the band-wagon when they could possibly win the
    league. I was in a pub last week and it was full of Man. U fans with
    their red shirts on...sickening. What's more, most of them know 
    absolutely nothing about the club or football in general. In my humble
    opinion, to support a club, one must know all the facts about them.
    
          Regards,
    
            Paul H
32.2399You jest of course!UNTADH::WILCOCKSONHaddawayThu Apr 15 1993 18:394
    >> In my humble  opinion, to support a club, one must know all the
    >> about them.
    
    That doesn't sound very humble to me!
32.2400A question which always gets them...XSTACY::JLUNDON@GAO 822-4715 Leeds ChampionsThu Apr 15 1993 20:239
-2

Paul,

The litmus test of a Man U fan is whether they know who the manager is!  If they
don't then you can be sure they *are* fans of the greatest football club in the 
world with the most knowledgeable fans ;-).

                               James.
32.2401TRUCKS::SANTNostalgia *is* what it used to be...Thu Apr 15 1993 20:3323
    
    	re .2398...
    
    	What a stupid thing to say.
    
    	All clubs have enjoyed an upsurge of support when they do well.
    
    	I can remember swarms of QPR converts in the mid-seventies, Chelsea
    	were very popular after winning the FA Cup in '70. Ipswich were
    	fashionable to support in the late '70s.
    
    	Strewth, even Man City added a few followers after their fluke
    	title in '68 8-)
    
    	Who do you support, Paul H. Since I've never seen you sign in, I
    	don't know which "band-wagon" you might have jumped on.. ;-)
    
    	Some people just want to ridicule and criticise anything they don't
    	agree with. Try being a little more "humble" and recognising that
    	not everyone is as perfect as you are.
    
    	Andy.
    
32.2402same as that!KERNEL::NDAYQuazimodo sang,'It started with a syst'Thu Apr 15 1993 21:0227
    Here Here !!  Well said that personage.
    
    I have "SUPPORTED" Manchester United Football Club since I can
    remember. I admit that I do not get to many games myself,but that is
    due to the fact that i live in the South, am married with a kiddie, am
    flat bloody broke most of the time, and therefore cannot afford to go
    and watch my team live. Does this mean I dont support them properly. If
    I could afford to travel to Old Trafford every fortnight I would
    believe me.
    
    I am sure there THOUSANDS of 'FOOTBALL FANS' out there who through no
    fault of their own cant get to matches etc. 
    
    I love Manchester United Football Club. 
    
    I was born in the south and my local Premier division team is
    southampton but ever since I was old enough to understand what football
    was I have followed United. I dont know really know why I chose United.
    Maybe at an early age you make choices on insignificant things like the
    colour of the strip or a certain player etc that stands out. From there
    the thing grows and grows. 
    
    Well, that was what happened with me anyway. 
    
    Long live the REDS !!!
    
    Nige.
32.2403Theres only one red bandwagon...MACNAS::JMALLONFri Apr 16 1993 02:5942
    Re :- last few and especially 32.2397
    
    I thought this was the M.U.F.C. notes file and ANYONE could enter a
    note that they felt relevant to the discussion. I didn't think that
    anyone had to justify themselves or there past.
    
    But just to please you Anthony. I was born and bred in Belfast. At the
    time there was only one team and one player that were held in high
    regard - The Great Manchester United and George Best respectively. Both
    played attacking, entertaining football and became legends worldwide.
    
    I lived through the depression when that team from Anfield won their
    mediocre titles and cups - Europe was obviously going through a
    depression as well. Liverpool supporters appeared from everywhere -
    more and more of them female (my sister being one). It was hell. Having
    to listen to her talk about how nice looking Emlyn Hughes was - it was
    enough to drive a ten year old boy to drink.
    
    But now the depression is over. Football is now again being played in a
    fast attacking manner by the few teams on top of the premier division.
    Watching Man. Utd. has people on the edge of their seats until the end
    of the game ( - if not the end of the season). Again the masses are
    appreciating it.
    
    It was only a few weeks ago that a Liverpool supporter, and noter, also
    called A.M. admitted to me that Manchester United were the best team in
    the league and deserved to win it - not once but three times (Biblical
    ??). I can hear Cunno swearing and cursing from here ( ".. I hope his
    tongue falls out and...."). This has made my season. The championship
    would be a bonus.
    
    I have been with Digital for 11 months now (>> "All my years"), and
    have only found this notes file in January. I was happy enough reading
    all the info until I came across some notes that reminded me of my
    sisters ranting and raving years ago. I was then forced to reply. I was
    even asked to >>crawl out.
                    ^^^^^^^^^
    
    John M.
    
    Ps. Do all Liverpool supporters now start their notes with "My God,".
    Its a bit late in the season for prayers, isn't it 8-)...   ^^^^^^
32.2404Howzit John.......KBOMFG::TANNERCalifornian Girls are more fun!!!!!Fri Apr 16 1993 12:2524
   John whatever you do don't start comparing the present utd team to that of
the late 60's, because that would be an insult. I used to be one of those 
(little) kids that got to stay up late on saturday nights just to watch Man Utd
and especially George Best.. Cunno forgive me...  I have been an avid supporter
of Liverpool ever since the 1971 Fa cup final when that "git" Charlie George
scored the winner and brought the cup back to Highbury. Little was I to know
what Liverpool were going to do during the next years.

   My honest opinion is that the English League has deteriorated over the past
years. I have watched about 10-15 games this season and have seen numerous clips
on TV, and a lot of it was very very boring. Take a look at the league this
season, agreed the end is exciting but that's it, we have a team in third place
with a Minus goal difference of three or four, and last years champions haven't
even won an away game yet.... Whoever wins the league will have big problems
again in Europe next season. 

  Now don't go saying that's a typical Liverpool supporter, because Iam not. I
also Like Ac Milan, Barcelona, Borussia Dortmund, and Jacks Army, who will 
always be number one.

                                                    a football fan.....

                                                           -dave-
32.2405Theres only one red bandwagon and thats UnitedSIOG::BRADLEYFri Apr 16 1993 12:369
    Re : - 2
    
    
    
>>  I lived through the depression when that team from Anfield won their
>>  mediocre titles and cups 
    
    Is'nt United leading that medicore title race at the moment and IF they
    do win it what shall you call it then.
32.2406John,you do say the darndest of things!!GAOV10::MURPHYFri Apr 16 1993 13:1516
    John.M
         In the recent past you refered to the Liverpool team of the
    70's,80's, as a great club.They have to be as they have won 11 titles
    since 1967 and United have won none(by the way United still have not
    won the title since then despite illusion that ye have).I did however
    say that this was a good M.U side and if they continue to play the same
    type of football as they are playing at the moment they would win the
    league.But we all know that United do occasionally go off the boil plus
    ye have to get over the titlephobia which stopped you winning the
    league last year.
    
        Rgds 
    
               Anthony.
    
    p.s   John, you told me you started drinking when you were NIen.
32.2407Quinn cleared of offence.GWYENG::J_BYRNEFri Apr 16 1993 13:2910
    
    
    Listening to the radio this morning, Mickey Quinn has had his sending 
    off decision "reversed". He praised the ref as being "courageous".
    
    What does this mean for Schmeichel? Will he have to miss any of Utd's
    remaing fixtures? If not is Sealey up to the pressure not having played
    first team football since whenever?
    
    -John.
32.2408ARNIES::SMITHP1blah blah prior approval blahFri Apr 16 1993 14:525
	I wish I had a pound for every Liverpool supporter who I've heard
	complain about the 'boring football' in this seasons Premier League.

		p1
32.2409ECCGY4::HAIGHDyslexia comes in a glassFri Apr 16 1993 15:5617
    Re .last,
    
    > I wish I had a pound for every Liverpool supporter who I've heard
    > complain about the 'boring football' in this seasons Premier League.
            
    	Absolutely.
    
    
    
    But,
    
    .2398>  I was in a pub last week and it was full of Man. U fans with
         >  their red shirts on...sickening. What's more, most of them know 
    	 >  absolutely nothing about the club or football in general.
    
    
    	Surely the two are mutually exclusive.
32.2410Blah Blah to yerself P1 smith....KBOMFG::TANNERCalifornian Girls are more fun!!!!!Fri Apr 16 1993 17:1914
 re .2408
 
   Maybe where you live, you only get the chance to see the English league
games whereas I get the chance to see a number of leagues, and one thing for
sure is that The german and Italian league as a whole are much more entertaining
than the English league at the moment and the quality is also much better..

   And if it makes you happy Liverpool are also playing boring football this
season, as well as a number of other teams.....

                                                   enjoy yer weekend.....

                                                          -dave-
32.2411ECCGY4::HAIGHDyslexia comes in a glassFri Apr 16 1993 18:3311
    
    > The german and Italian league as a whole are much more entertaining
    > than the English league at the moment and the quality is also much
    > better..
    
    	Wie bitte? I'll agree the quality is better, but no way is the
    German league more entertaining! 
    
    
    		
    	
32.2412TRUCKS::SANTNostalgia *is* what it used to be...Fri Apr 16 1993 21:569
    
    	Not fair to tar Dave Tanner with such a broad brush, .2408...
    
    	Dave is (mostly) honest and fair. He may support Liverpool but
    	apart from that he's a reasonable enough chap... ;-)
    
    	There there, Dave....
    
    	Andy.
32.2413United I'll stand and United we'll fall eh!!!!!!KBOMFG::TANNERCalifornian Girls are more fun!!!!!Fri Apr 16 1993 22:278
    Andy.. P1 smiths comments and your own don't worry me, its my viewpoint
that's all, you don't even have to respect it, let alone accept it. So how long
have you been supporting united???, have you heard of George Best.????? :)

    Look on the bright side, at least you guarenteed a UEFA spot.....:)

                                                         -dave-
32.2414United in FE, 1994MSAM00::ROBERTLIMrock round the locksSat Apr 17 1993 10:0821
    Championship aside for a moment ...
    
    United will coming out here in the Far East in May 1994.  They will be
    playing a match against another European team to celebrate the opening
    of an 80,000 all-seating stadium.
    
    If anyone is interested in coming out here, please let me know and I
    can help in making some arrangements.
    
    For more info about Malaysia, check out MSASW1::MALAYSIA
    
    The last time the Reds came to this part of the world, they packed a
    45,000 stadium to the brim.  The Villa and Sheff Wed matches were shown
    live.
    
    The first official ManU fan-club in the Far East has also been
    established courteousy of Sharp.
    
    Come on, you REDs!  Just four more matches to go.
    
    Rob
32.2415Utd v Villa - BelfastMACNAS::JMALLONSat Apr 17 1993 15:539
    Talking about friendlies,
    
    Man. Utd. and Aston Villa are playing a friendly in mid-May in Belfast.
    It has been organised in honour of a late Mr. Brown of the IFA. This
    game should be champions Vs. runners-up and if both bring their full
    squads it should be some match. I will post details of tickets etc.
    when they come out. 
    
    John M.
32.2416Should be first game as champions for Utd or VillaGALVIA::SPAINThere's always the U.S.Mon Apr 19 1993 00:448
    
    Re -1,
    
    I think the game is on wEd May 12th at Windsor Park.  It should be a
    cracker.  I think the best contact for tickets is the Irish Football
    Association.  They're hoping for a 25,000 sellout.
    
    Gary.
32.2417United 3 Chelsea 0TRUCKS::SANTNostalgia *is* what it used to be...Mon Apr 19 1993 13:267
32.2418I'll say it again.ESSB::MCUNNIFFEPool-73,76,77,79,80,82-4,86,88,90Mon Apr 19 1993 15:2424
32.2419Meanwhile back on Earth.....GVA05::BURKHALTERMon Apr 19 1993 15:308
    .....does anybody know if Cantona would set some sort of record if
    United win the league, having joined two Championship winning
    teams and helped them win the league in successive years?
    
    Did he also join Leeds after last years season had already started
    as with Man Utd?
    
    -Dom
32.2420I'm obliged, Martin.......TRUCKS::SANTNostalgia *is* what it used to be...Mon Apr 19 1993 15:5826
    
    	re .2418...
    
>    	Andy,
>             Utd. have been ahead before and bottled it and I expect them to
>do the same this year. As I have said so many times, it is a very bad league
>if UTD. win it. No team has been outstanding this season with Villa the
>most exciting of the bunch. When Liverpool won many of their recent titles(73,
>76, 77, 79, 80, 82, 83, 84, 86, 88 & 90), they did so with style and elegance
>often having the league wrapped up in February. Utd. don't have the same
>ability at all and God help England if Utd. are the representatives in the
>European cup.
    
    	I don't agree, Martin. Let's just say I don't share your valued
    	opinion....
    
>   Answer that if you can Andy (or any other Man. Utd. fan)!!!!!!!
    
        Answer what?  Was there a question in there somewhere, or was it 
    	just the demented ravings of a madman? 8-)
    
>       C U N N O

    	I think this is a spelling mistake....
    
    	Andy.
32.2421Is time running out for my personal name???SIOG::APPS_PBManchester - Championship Free ZoneMon Apr 19 1993 16:464
    If utd. win the league, they can be grateful to the
    linesman-cum-referee who played 8 minutes of injury time against
    Wednesday and that gimp Beasant. They say you need to be lucky to win
    the league, utd have certainly had their fair share. 
32.2422Please let us win on WednesdayYUPPY::PANESJacques OeufMon Apr 19 1993 16:585
  Apparently at the Villa match there was a banner declaring
  "Good Luck Villa , from the City of Manchester". Is this attempt to 
  secure the Olympics?

  Stuart
32.2423Here we go againMIACT::MASONThere's only one UNITEDMon Apr 19 1993 17:5636
    re .2421
    
    For your information (sigh...) the extra time was added due to the
    change over of referees and timewasting by the Wednesday. Not just my
    opinion luv but one quoted in many Sunday papers by the ref himself. We
    worked damn hard for that victory, fielding some heavy Wednesday
    attacking before finally stringing some stuff together ourselves. We
    have played some mighty fine football this season, as last, and I think
    we can safely say we deserve a bit of good luck after last season.
    
    Probably wasting my breath with you (whoever you are) but it had to be
    said.
    
    Saturday's result against Chelsea was much easier in comparison.
    Chelsea played some good stuff in the first half which pleasantly
    surprised me as I always thought of them as a rough-and-tumble, hoof it
    forward kind of team. They put together some nice passing movements,
    fortunately for us, they couldn't finish. Sparky's goal, despite what
    Beasant said in the Sunday's, was an error on the part of the
    goalkeeper. Hughes didn't strike it particularly well and it should
    have been stopped - but it wasn't, and after some determined stuff from
    Sharpe who is, at last, returning to the sort of form we expect. 
    
    The second goal was down to Sharpe again who put in a swerving ball for
    Cantona, only for Clark to head into his own net. The third from
    Cantona early in the second half sealed the victory and we left well
    happy.
    
    The Villa clocked up a convincing win yesterday over City to keep the
    pressure on. The last three games are going to be tight.
    
    The Palace game is being transmitted back to Old Trafford on a video
    screen - seats five pound. I reckon then, that the Wimbledon game will
    be the same if it goes to the wire. See you there ??
    
    J
32.2424cunnoESSB::BREEMon Apr 19 1993 18:1613
    re:.2418
    
    Martin,
    
    You're at it again. I believe that should United qualify for the
    European Cup they will do very well.
    
    They should be in a position to beef up the squad a bit by buying
    Keane and one or two others.
    
    cheers,
    
    Paul
32.2425We know cos we were there..!!!OPG::TONYMon Apr 19 1993 18:186
Julie,

Dont let these Match of the Day football watching pundits wind you up..!!
They haven't a clue....(Scousers probably)

Tony
32.2426Yes..but..OPG::TONYMon Apr 19 1993 18:386
.2421

Chelsea had the best chance to score from a position which was at least
5 yards offside...This was't given..So I suppose we were lucky there..!!

Tony
32.2427Eric has flair indeedISEPUB::CHAMPOLLIONCan-tas-ticMon Apr 19 1993 19:017
    Yes, Cantona joined Leeds midway through the season after a few
    months in France Nimes. Mind you, he almost joined Sheffield Utd but
    failed to do so bnecause they wanted to "test" him for a week.
    
    He should join Paris SG next season... or Liverpool? :-)
    
    JF
32.2428Get A Life!KERNEL::NDAYQuazimodo sang,'It started with a syst'Mon Apr 19 1993 19:5040
    Isnt it strange that certain contributors to this notesfile, (names not
    being mentioned Martin),are now really panicking because United are so
    close to taking the League title at last.
    
    It has become more apparant as the season has ebbed away. Way back in
    the United topic Cunno was whittering on about United, and how they
    will NEVER be good enough to win the league, yet here we are, top of
    the Premier League by 1 point with just 3 games to go. Among the many
    classic entries we have seen are the "Liverpool were BRILL and won the
    league in 73, 76, 77, 79, 80, etc". Well where is this great side now??
    
    Some people just cannot come to terms with the fact that on this
    seasons perfomances thus far, United deserve to be (and of course)on
    top. 
    
    We are also served up noting delights such as :-
    
    United have bottled it before and they will do it agin this year.
    
    Or how about:-
    
    United don't have the same ability as Liverpool to wrap up the league
    title way before the end of the season.
    
    What a load of BOLLOCKS!!!!!!
    
    United have shown the rest of the football league just what they are
    capable of. We all know what to expect if United win the league. such 
    sour lines as  - Well they were lucky, they wouldn't have done it if
    other teams played to their best etc.
    
    Lets just the face the facts shall we.
    
    Manchester United Football Club is the finest in this country today and
    when we win the league title this year(said bravely)I hope you lot
    will realise that you are following the wrong team.
    
    Nige.
    
     
32.2429TRUCKS::SANTNostalgia *is* what it used to be...Mon Apr 19 1993 20:245
    
    	Before we get carried away here, Nige, apart from a few matches
    	we've won nothing yet this season.
    
    	Andy.
32.2430EBYGUM::WATTERSONPanother day another billMon Apr 19 1993 20:5315
>>    Manchester United Football Club is the finest in this country today and
>>    when we win the league title this year(said bravely)I hope you lot
>>    will realise that you are following the wrong team.
    
    Nige,
    
    it's notes like yours that make the rest of us into temporary Leeds/
    Villa supporters. If United do win the league, they'll deserve to
    because they've got more points than anybody else - it's nothing to do
    with being the 'finest club in the country' and I won't be tempted to 
    start supporting them just because they do win the league. (if they do,
    I reckon the nerves will be jangling again now after the lucky few
    weeks they've had - their luck must change soon.....)
    
    Paul
32.2431Excuse me!KERNEL::NDAYQuazimodo sang,'It started with a syst'Mon Apr 19 1993 21:2212
    Firstly I for one am confident United can win the league.
    
    Secondly, referring to Pauls reply, I agree that if United win the
    league it will be because we had more points etc than the rest. 
    
    I was just letting my love of the club get the better of me for a
    second. I just get pi^&*d off with some people who spend all of their
    time in the United topic,because they have nothing constructive,or
    remotley interesting to say in their own relevant topic. I am not
    saying this is everybody mind. Just the same boring few.
    
    nige.
32.2432PEKING::BAREFIELDAJACK CHARLTON IS DESPICABLEMon Apr 19 1993 21:306
    
    
             Who cares!!
    
              All you United supporters drive me mad ... who really cares
              what you have to say.
32.2433KIRKTN::CPATRICKYou Aint Seen Nothing,YETMon Apr 19 1993 21:315
    re-1
    
    Who really cares what you SAY
    
     SQF Jambo
32.2434Sigh....MIACT::MASONThere's only one UNITEDMon Apr 19 1993 21:496
    re a couple back
    
    If you don't care what we say matey, don't read our notes file. Simple
    as that really.
    
    J
32.243525,000 sell out on May 12thGALVIA::SPAINThere's always the U.S.Mon Apr 19 1993 22:246
    
    Just i case anyone is interested the United v Villa game in Belfast
    sold out immediately aftert he tickets went on general sale.  Tickets
    may yet become available.
    
    Gary.
32.2436SHAWB1::STOCKMANSMon Apr 19 1993 23:1819
I listened to the Villa v City game & apparently
the City fans were buying Villa shirts before the game!!

Just about sums them up really.

Having been off for a week & read the previous 40 +
replies it is quite clear that we are the 


		FINEST & GREATEST CLUB IN THIS

			COUNTRY.

Otherwise, this wouldn't be the best supported note
now would it?

Ha ha!

	Si
32.2437Gone unmentioned..!!!OPG::TONYTue Apr 20 1993 13:0110
Uniteds youth team reached the Final of the F.A Youth Cup last Tuesday
after beating Millwall 2-0 at the Den. United were 2-1 down from the 1st leg
at Old Trafford.


So another consecutive F.A. Youth Trophy final beckons...

Well done those Young Devils..

Tony
32.2438TRUCKS::SANTNostalgia *is* what it used to be...Tue Apr 20 1993 16:3714
    
    	An excellent result for United last night, with Ipswich beating 
    	Norwich 3-1. Villa travel to Blackburn on Wednesday, with Rovers
    	now two games and a superior GD in hand over Norwich and now only	
    	six points behind. Europe beckons for King Kenny.
    
    	I hope this provides Blackburn with sufficient motivation to
    	beat Big Ron's title contenders and in so doing allow United to
    	go four points clear with two matches to go if we beat Palace
    	the same night....
    
    	We can but hope.
    
    	Andy.
32.2439 "Omens for success"ESSB::DCROWEThe world is in a state'o'chassisTue Apr 20 1993 16:518
     Just a lucky omen for a few MAN UTD. SUPPORTERS
      But the last time we beat Chelsea in Old Trafford 3:1 was in 1967
     when UTD. last won the league....
    
    
                    Long way to go yet....
                                 Derek.
                                                                       
32.2440Deja Vu?SIOG::BUCKLEYManchester - Championship Free ZoneTue Apr 20 1993 18:144
    Didnt they say something similar last year about the game against West
    Ham ;-)
    
    Patrick.
32.2441ESSB::MCUNNIFFEPool-73,76,77,79,80,82-4,86,88,90Tue Apr 20 1993 18:5420
       This is the way it will finish. Remember where you saw it.

          Blackburn 0 Villa 1 (Atkinson)    Palace 1 (Armstrong) Mancs 1 (Oh ah)
 


       Villa 3 Oldham 0 (Deano 2, Parker)    Mancs 3 (Hughes, Ince, Choccy)
                                             Blackburn 0



       Villa 1  QPR 0                        Wimbledon 1 (Holdsworth)   
       (Deano)                               Mancs 2 (Hughes 2)

       
         Villa win the league at last.

     
         C U N N O
32.2442Not bad at all Cunno..MIACT::MASONThere's only one UNITEDTue Apr 20 1993 19:459
    re-1
    
    Interesting. But, I think Blackburn will prove difficult to beat at
    home and they may well force a draw. As for United, I don't think
    you'll be far wrong there either. 
    
    We'll review it in a couple of weeks eh.
    
    J
32.2443ESSB::MCUNNIFFEPool-73,76,77,79,80,82-4,86,88,90Tue Apr 20 1993 20:1136

     Did you hear that Bryan Robson hit the crossbar on Sunday.................

























  
      .......and killed 15 Man. Utd. fans as they were crawling out of the
       woodwork!!!!



 
         Martin
32.2444TRUCKS::SANTNostalgia *is* what it used to be...Tue Apr 20 1993 21:267
    
    	Judging by your presence in here, Martin, you'd have been one
    	of them ;-)
    
    	Not bad. Can't think where I've heard it before ...... 8-)
    
    	Andy.
32.2445LARVAE::64037::BEGLEYTue Apr 20 1993 21:335
    After trying to get tickets for tomorrow's match and failing my next
    question is: Is the game being shown on TV anywhere other than Old
    Trafford?
    
    Martin
32.2446With 3 Games to GoESSB::BLONGEurope is Scouse FreeTue Apr 20 1993 22:0460
32.2447The Story so FarESSB::BLONGEurope is Scouse FreeTue Apr 20 1993 22:1158
Manchester United Fixtures for Season 92/93      Score

* LIVE ON SKY                                                               
# LIVE ON BBC
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Sat 15th Aug  Sheffield United  (A)         1-2  Hughes                28,070
Wed 18th Aug  Everton           (H)         0-3                        31,901
Sat 22nd Aug  Ipswich Town      (H)         1-1  Irwin                 31,704
Mon 24th Aug *Southampton       (A)         1-0  Dublin                15,623
Sat 29th Aug  Notts Forest      (A)         2-0  Hughes,Giggs          19,694
Wed  2nd Sep  Crystal Palace    (H)         1-0  Hughes                29,736
Sun  6th Sep *Leeds United      (H)         2-0  Kanchelskis,Bruce     31,296
Sat 12th Sep  Everton           (A)         2-0  McClair,Bruce (Pen)   30,002
Wed 16th Sep  Torpedo Moscow    (H)         0-0                        19,998
Sat 19th Sep  Tottenham         (A)         1-1  Giggs                 33,296
Wed 23rd Sep  Brighton & HA     (A) (CC)    1-1  Wallace               16,649
Sat 26th Sep  Q.P.R.            (H)         0-0                        33,287
Tue 29th Sep  Torpedo Moscow    (A)         0-0  (Beaten on Peno's)    11,357
Sat  3rd Oct  Middlesboro       (A)         1-1  Bruce (Pen)           24,172
Wed  7th Oct  Brighton & HA     (H) (CC)    1-0  Hughes                25,405
Sun 18th Oct *Liverpool         (H)         2-2  Hughes (2)            33,243
Sat 24th Oct  Blackburn Rovers  (A)         0-0                        20,305
Wed 28th Oct  Aston Villa       (A) (CC)    0-1                        35,964
Sat 31th Oct  Wimbledon         (H)         0-1                        32,622
Sat  7th Nov  Aston Villa       (A)         0-1                        39,063
Sat 21th Nov  Oldham Athletic   (H)         3-0 McClair (2), Hughes    33,497
Sat 28th Nov  Arsenal           (A)         1-0 Hughes                 29,739
Sun  6th Dec *Man City          (H)         2-1 Ince, Hughes           35,408
Sat 12th Dec  Norwich City      (H)         1-0 Hughes                 34,500
Sat 19th Dec  Chelsea           (A)         1-1 Cantona                34,464
Sat 26th Dec  Sheffield Wed     (A)         3-3 McClair (2), Cantona   37,708
Mon 28th Dec  Coventry City     (H)         5-0 Giggs,Hughes,Cantona,  36,025
                                                Sharpe, Irwin
Tue  5th Jan  Bury (FA Cup 3)   (H)         2-0 Phelan, Gillespee      30,668
Sat  9th Jan  Tottenham         (H)         4-1 Cantona,Irwin,McClair, 35,648
                                                Parker
Mon 18th Jan *Q.P.R.            (A)         3-1 Ince,Giggs,Kanchelskis 20,142   
Sat 23rd Jan  Brighton & H.A.   (H)         1-0 Giggs                  33,610
Wed 27th Jan  Notts Forest      (H)         2-0 Ince, Hughes           36,085
Sat 30th Jan  Ipswich Town      (A)         1-2 McClair                22,068
Sat  6th Feb  Sheffield Utd     (H)         2-1 McClair, Cantona       36,156
Mon  8th Feb *Leeds United      (A)         0-0                        34,166
Sun 14th Feb #Sheffield Utd     (A) (FA-5)  1-2 Giggs                  27,150
Sat 20th Fed  Southampton       (H)         2-1 Giggs (2)              36,257
Sat 27th Feb  Middlesboro       (H)         3-0 Giggs, Irwin, Cantona  36,251
Sat  6th Mar  Liverpool         (A)         2-1 Hughes, McClair        44,374 
Tue  9th Mar  Oldham Athletic   (A)         0-1                        17,106
Sun 14th Mar *Aston Villa       (H)         1-1 Hughes                 36,163
Sat 20th Mar  Man City          (A)         1-1 Cantona                37,136
Wed 24th Mar  Arsenal           (H)         0-0                        37,301
Mon  5th Apr *Norwich City      (A)         3-1 Giggs, Kanchelskis,    20,582
                                                Cantona 
Sat 10th Apr  Sheffield Wed     (H)         2-1 Bruce (2)              40,102
Mon 12th Apr  Coventry City     (A)         1-0 Irwin                  24,249
Sat 17th Apr  Chelsea           (H)         3-0 Hughes, OG, Cantona    40,156
Wed 21th Apr  Crystal Palace    (A)
Mon  3rd May *Blackburn Rovers  (H)
Sun  9th May *Wimbledon         (A)
32.2448it makes you blind....ESSB::BREEWed Apr 21 1993 12:5418
    re:2441
    
    Martin,
    
    Please change the boring old tune. Stop quoting this "'73...." sequence
    of title wins for Liverpool.
    
    Why not look forward to next year when that one time hun and all time
    thug Souness will be trying to avoid relegation or at least another 
    trophy-free season.
    
    cheers,
    
    Paul 
    
    
    
    
32.2449Capacity....KBOMFG::TANNERCalifornian Girls are more fun!!!!!Wed Apr 21 1993 13:036
   Brian, I noticed in yer last report that the away game against the Pool at
Anfield had the biggest attendance by far. What I was wondering was, what will
Old T's capacity be when its finished?????

                                                                -dave-
32.245045,000ESSB::BLONGEurope is Scouse FreeWed Apr 21 1993 13:551
32.2451Glory, Glory, Man UnitedESSB::BLONGEurope is Scouse FreeWed Apr 21 1993 16:0236
32.2452Re-1. If it wasn't a dive,what was it!!!!!PEKING::SHALLOMAManta's are crap!!Wed Apr 21 1993 16:251
    
32.2453calm down, calm down.......TRUCKS::SANTNostalgia *is* what it used to be...Wed Apr 21 1993 16:4916
    
    	Scmeichel leant back and fell over backwards from the intent of
    	Quinn's shove. He got straight up again and didn't feign injury.
    
    	It must have looked from the touchline that Quinn had belted him
    	in the mellee, but on TV it was clear that there was no punch.
    
    	However, all footballers know that if they raise their hands in
    	such a manner then they're taking a big risk of being sent off.
    
    	Quinn was already booked at the time, and got involved in a shoving
    	match. In my opinion he was expecting to get the red anyway. The
    	reprieve that has since followed is very fortunate for him.
    
    	Andy.
   
32.2454EBYGUM::WATTERSONPanother day another billWed Apr 21 1993 16:5911
    
    Andy those Red tinted glasses are showing.......
    
    	'Scmeichel leant back and fell over backwards from the intent of
    	Quinn's shove. He got straight up again and didn't feign injury'
    
    Oh yeh... if Quinn's sending off was struck off, Schmeichel should have
    been done for trying to get a fellow player sent off. End of story. The
    FA wimped out again.
    
    Paul
32.2455PLUNDR::MORANTripple ripple truffle shufflerWed Apr 21 1993 17:1213
    
    imho Quinn raised his hands in a protective fashion and looked utterly
    shocked when Schmeichel fell to the floor pole-axed. If the dismissal had 
    occurred earlier than 3 mins. before the end, then I think a replay (& 
    disrepute charges for Schmeichel) would not have been out of the
    question. 
    
    The FA are unlikely to do anything now, because Schmeical is not
    Vinnie Jones or David Speedie etc. Other people might say it's 
    because he plays for Man United. ;-) Nonetheless, we've got to stamp 
    out this kind of behaviour on the pitch.
          
    Tim
32.2456FORTY2::FOWLERMWed Apr 21 1993 18:3714
re: -1

Absolutely right, in my opinion.

If Schmeichel played for any other club, he would have been up for
disciplinary charges. After all, the incident was no worse than Gordon Durie's
dive. He should be banned for at least two matches (how many have Man U got 
left?).

Then the Mancs would have to play Les Sealey in goal, and it's Villa's title. 8-)

There's no justice.

Mike
32.2457United - The Team they Love to Hate :-)ESSB::BLONGEurope is Scouse FreeWed Apr 21 1993 19:3810
32.2458your blindPEKING::BAREFIELDAJACK CHARLTON IS DESPICABLEWed Apr 21 1993 19:4612
    
    Schmeichel deserves an Oscar for that peice of acting, Quinn didn't touch
    him so why did he fall over. 
    
    ESSB::BLONG
    
    You must have seen a different clip from everyone else in the world.
    Video eveidence proves Mr Blobby didnt even touch him.
    
    You are a magoo...
    
    AndyB             
32.2459No dive...45736::MACDONALDWed Apr 21 1993 19:529
If Schmeichal had intended to do the Oscar performance he
wouldn't have jumped to his feet straight away but stay 
on the ground writhing away. The way I saw it he just 
overbalanced after getting a small shove.

I don't really understand what all the fuss is about 
quite honestly.

Jamie 
32.2460ACT 2..MACNAS::JMALLONWed Apr 21 1993 20:2114
    re- last few
    
    I remember not so long ago a certain Liverpool player - baby faced
    Burrows - feigning death from a supposed head butt thrown by Mark 
    Hughes, which the T.V. cameras proved missed Burrows by at least a foot.
    Sparky was sent off for the incident and the commentators when talking
    about the play acting of Burrows passed it off with a laugh (red coloured 
    glasses indeed !). I can't remember if Burrows was hung, drawn and 
    quartered by the F.A. for getting a fellow professional sent off, but
    heres hoping, for his bad acting, he is someday...8-)
    
    Was Hughes sending off for that incident overturned ?
    
    John M. 
32.2461Good luck Villa, from the city of DublinSIOG::APPS_PBManchester - Championship Free ZoneWed Apr 21 1993 21:0915
    >								We
    > controlled this game for a long time, and then gave away a silly
    > penalty.
    
    May I suggest, Brian, that you also had the red-tinted glasses on if
    you felt Utd. controlled the game. I saw most of the game myself and
    all the reports Ive read since say that Wednesday dominated the game
    until Robson came on. I also reckon until Robson came on Utd. were
    panicing - not playing there usual brand of fast passing football. I
    will say they deserve great credit & the bit of luck they got to win
    that game. Whoever wins the league this year will win it on merit ,
    unlike last year. I have to admit though, I'll be rooting for villa
    'cause I HATE man utd. ;-)
    
    Patrick
32.2462Something New.ESSB::MCUNNIFFEPool-73,76,77,79,80,82-4,86,88,90Wed Apr 21 1993 22:1545
       Let's do this again shall we.......................................























             Liverpool's League wins since 1967 versus those of Man. Utd.
             ===========================================================

             L I V E R P O O L                    M A N. U T D 
             -----------------                    ------------
             1973                                     
             1976
             1977
             1979
             1980
             1982                                       
             1983 
             1984
             1986
             1988
             1990



                C U N N O
32.2463Someone NewESSB2::SDUFFYWed Apr 21 1993 23:5658
32.2464Well?MOEUR1::SMITHThu Apr 22 1993 11:274
    
    Anyone got the result then?
    
    Ian - early riser in France!
32.2465PEKING::COSSEYNWORLD BEWARE!! GAZZA'S BACKThu Apr 22 1993 11:397
    
    
    PALACE 0  UTD 2
    BLACKBURN 3  VILLA 0
    
      NEIL..
    
32.2466Some may cry, some may cheer...KBOMFG::KOEPPEThink Imaginary...Thu Apr 22 1993 11:4410
	Chrystal Palace  0 - 2 Manchester United 

	Blackburn Rovers 3 - 0 Aston Villa


	Well, I'd say that's the championship for United.


	Eduard
32.2467Neil, you beat me by a nose length ;-)KBOMFG::KOEPPEThink Imaginary...Thu Apr 22 1993 11:470
32.2468And the rest...MOEUR1::SMITHThu Apr 22 1993 12:116
    
    Scorers please, was it a good game?
    
    Ian
    
    P.S. I'm NOT a Utd fan!!
32.2469boring, really boringESSB::BREEThu Apr 22 1993 12:306
    re.2462
    Martin,
    
    Try changing hands.
    
    Paul
32.2470PLUNDR::MORANTripple ripple truffle shufflerThu Apr 22 1993 12:506
    
    I've taken a copy of 32.2463 as it's sure to be deleted very shortly.
    
    I like your style ;-)
    
    Tim
32.2471yes!!!!!!!KERNEL::NDAYQuazimodo sang,'It started with a syst'Thu Apr 22 1993 12:557
    Martin must be really panicking now eh lads??
    
    3 more points for United and its all over.
    
    COME ON YOU REDS!!!
    
    Nige.
32.2472 "Oh What A Night"ESSB::DCROWEThe world is in a state'o'chassisThu Apr 22 1993 12:573
     The scorers were  Mark Hughes and Paul Ince.
            and Martin "pratt" Cunniffe you know where you can shove your 
     results.
32.2473Oh what an atmosphere...!!OPG::TONYThu Apr 22 1993 14:2318
Probably the most important game for us for 26 years..Yes Cunno 26, I know that
The support last night was fantastic..Non stop singing  trying to lift the side. 
Within seconds of kick-off the word went round that Villa were 1-0 down and
everyone was ecstatic..With 10 mins of the game we heard again that it was 2-0
and by the time it was 3-0 to Blackburn it was quite unbelievable.

I'd like to thank the Palace super electronic scoreboard which flashed all
of last nights scores but declined to show  Villa until about 20 mins after
the end of our game when 10 to 15,000 United supporters were still singing
and celebrating. I must also say that a few over excited supporters spilled
onto the pitch at the end of the game, which the majority booed them. They soon
returned to their seats. It was also comforting to see the police and stewards
allow us some celebration time and not try to empty the stadium by force.

Elated, exhausted  and with a very sore throat...!!!


Tony 
32.2474I heard that rumour. Yeah, I started it.FORTY2::ETHERIDGElummeThu Apr 22 1993 15:2413
    Ho ho! No mention I see of the Man Utd fans singing last night at
    Selhurst Park...
    
    "Hes French," 
    "He's flash," 
    "He's sha__ing L_____ A__"
    "Cantona, Cantona"
    
    Seems like the rumour mentioned in another note in this conference has
    been thoroughly taken as a truth by the fans. And why not.
    
    Ian.
    
32.2475clarification wantedESSB::BREEThu Apr 22 1993 15:506
    re:.2474
    
    
    Who is L_____ A___????
    
    P.
32.2476PLUNDR::MORANTripple ripple truffle shufflerThu Apr 22 1993 15:554
    
    Leslie Ash (actress & estranged wife of Lee Chapman)
    
    Tim
32.2477ho humFORTY2::ETHERIDGElummeThu Apr 22 1993 15:556
    She's a close friend of Leeds Utds Lee Chapman, and coincidentally was
    also sharing a house with Lee at the same time that Eric Cantona was.
    
    Hope this helps.
    
    Ian.                                                
32.2478Anyone for Coq?YUPPY::MCCABEMikeThu Apr 22 1993 15:597
    Re: .2475
    
    Allegedly, Mr and Mrs Chapman (Lesley Ashe) are getting divorced and 
    apparently Mr Cantona has been named in the divorce papers.
    
    Mike M
    
32.2479collis.FORTY2::ETHERIDGElummeThu Apr 22 1993 15:591
    Bugger.
32.2480Great...GVA05::BURKHALTERThu Apr 22 1993 16:198
    
    ....keep it going Utd.
    
    I hope they're starting to lock away all sharp objects at Martins
    Digital site in case the worst should happen for him and we win the
    title!
    
    -Dom
32.2481so closeTRUCKS::SANTNostalgia *is* what it used to be...Thu Apr 22 1993 16:2335
	This must be it now. We can't blow it from here, surely....

	One win or two draws wraps it from here. I hope we can finish
	the job, that we started with defeat against Sheffield United
	on the opening day of the season, by beating Blackburn a week
	Monday. It'll be a tremendous atmosphere at OT, and victory
	in front of 45000 supporters would be a great way to roll away
	26 years of underachievement.

	If we only manage a draw, or lose, it'll build up the pressure
	for the trip to Wimbledon Palace, which we can do without.

	Villa fell apart last night, giving us this chance. If they fail
	to beat Oldham the day before, we'll have virtually won the title
	anyway.

	I can hardly believe that after waiting so long we are now this
	close to winning the title. It will put the painful memory of
	our spectacular blow-out last season into perspective. It says
	an awful lot for Fergie and the squad that he stuck with after
	that to come back and go the extra yard this time. 

	Non-believers can and will say what they like about the standard 
	of this and that. But when you're not doing the winning it's easy 
	to say, isn't it.......

	Your team will have their day - maybe. Some have already had theirs,
	and now have to face not having any more for a while. Such is life.

	No one can spoil it for me if we win the title - I've stood by
	and watched others enjoy their teams' success. Now just watch us 
	enjoy ours!

	Andy.
32.2482well said!KERNEL::NDAYQuazimodo sang,'It started with a syst'Thu Apr 22 1993 16:567
    Re last..
    
    Yeh, what he said
    
    Nige.
    
    
32.2483PEKING::JOLLYLViva la rock .... the killer lives onThu Apr 22 1993 16:5825
    
    Was anybody at Old Trafford to watch the game last night and if so can
    they tell me how many fans turned up to watch ont he big screen?
    
    Also, when the ground is finished does anyone know if the allocation to
    visiting supporters will rise?
    
    On Saturday Chelsea couldn't have been given more than 1,000 tickets. 
    I've been to Old T a few times in the past when we have taken at least
    3,000 fans, I believe we could and would take more if the tickets were 
    available.  I know I wasn;t the only Chelsea supporter mingling with
    the Utd fans on Saturday, there were at least four others that I saw in
    the section I was sitting in.  
    
    If visiting supporters don't get a fair share of tickets then it is
    likely that more of them will attempt to buy them through other means
    which will make segregation difficult and we all know what could happen
    next.
    
    Good luck with the rest of the season, I hope you get relegated next
    year.
    
    Cheers,
    
    Loz. 
32.2484Were on our Way to EuropeESSB::BLONGEurope is Scouse FreeThu Apr 22 1993 17:1718
32.2485WOTVAX::MACDONALDIStalybridge CelticThu Apr 22 1993 17:3211
    re - 2 
    "how many turned up at OT last night"
    
    to watch the game on the large screen at OT, there was between
    10-15,000. Which I tink is a lot, and especially at 6 pounds a head, I
    would say was a rip-off??!!?!
    
    Anyway, here;s to the first Premier League Championship going to OT.
    Well deserved etc... and roll on Europe(again) next season.
    
    mac
32.2486Something newPLAYER::LESOILThu Apr 22 1993 17:3350
    Re .-a few back
    
>>      Liverpool's League wins since 1967 versus those of Man.Utd.
>>      ===========================================================
>>
>>                 L I V E R P O O L                    M A N. U T D
>>                 -----------------                    ------------
>>                 1973
>>                 1976
>>                 1977
>>                 1979
>>                 1980
>>                 1982
>>                 1983
>>                 1984
>>                 1986
>>                 1988
>>                 1990
>>
>>
>>
>>                    C U N N O
    
    
    
    The updated table with the 5 years history - The way that really counts
    as UEFA is doing it :
    
    
    
         Liverpool's League wins since 1989 versus those of Man.Utd.
         ===========================================================
    
                 L I V E R P O O L                    M A N. U T D
                 -----------------                    ------------
    
        1989            .                                   .
        1990            Y                                   .
        1991            .                                   .
        1992            .                                   .
        1993            .                                   Y
    
    
    
    This is only the beginning of a long run. In two years time there won't
    even be any comparison to make. Anyway the Pool will certainly be
    struggling in first or second division at that time.
    
    
    
32.2487ECCGY4::HAIGHDyslexia comes in a glassThu Apr 22 1993 18:1112
    
    	Re Cantonna, and this Ash lady. Does that explain why Cantonna left
    Leeds? Has Eric met Mary Brown yet? ;-) I think Tommy Doc has still got
    her address. (I should work for the Sun)
    
    	Imagine if Blackburn get a point at Old T (not unlikely), and United 
    then need a point at Wimbledon in the last game! And lest we forget; 
    
    	The last Manchester team to win the championship is STILL, for the
    next few weeks at least, Manchester City.
    
    	
32.2488PEKING::COSSEYNWORLD BEWARE!! GAZZA'S BACKThu Apr 22 1993 18:3011
    
    Re .2384
    
    I agree. Ince is the most improved player I've seen this season and is one
    of the reasons Utd have almost won the championship. I'm suprised he
    didn't pick the players player...This also is great news for England.
    
    How much did Man Utd pay West Ham for him in the end ?... 
    
    Neil...
     
32.2489PEKING::BAREFIELDAJACK CHARLTON IS DESPICABLEThu Apr 22 1993 19:579
    
    As much as i hate the Mancs you cant take away anything from them,
    they have played attractive football through out the season and 
    even managed to beat Chelsea at old trafford and that has only 
    happened twice since 1966. So all you Liverpool supporters should
    shut up and take defeat because your team are as bad as all those
    jock sides( and you know it!..)
    
    Andy (the jock)..B
32.2490And so say all of usMIACT::MASONThere's only one UNITEDThu Apr 22 1993 21:391
    
32.2491Club Call SAID!!!WELCLU::GOLDSACKFri Apr 23 1993 15:4418
    According to United Club Call there were 19000!!!!!! inside O.T. on
    Wednesday night. 
    
    SInce 1974 I've placed a bet on United to win the league. Todate I have
    lost 145 quid. At the start of this season I placed my tenner again and
    got odds of 8-1. Therefore, a win next season and I could probaly break
    even. Having said that who cares. It's ours this year and that is price
    less!
    
    For anyone interested teh David O'Leary testimonial is three days after
    the F A cup final. Therefore, it could be between the League Champs and
    the F A Cup winners. What a night that would be.
    
    Finally, thanks for a years worth of entertaining notes. Even those
    from the intruders to this file have helped make the season.
    
    Mark
    
32.2492PEKING::JOLLYLViva la rock .... the killer lives onFri Apr 23 1993 16:419
    
    Cheers Mark and .2485.
    
    I forgot about your little yearly wager, looks like the beers on you
    :-).
    
    Any news on the allocation for visiting supporters next year?
    
    Loz.
32.2493number oneMACNAS::JMALLONFri Apr 23 1993 18:5313
    I was listening to the radio today on my way into work and they
    happened to play the song "young at heart" by the Bluebells. If you
    listen closely, preferably wearing your red tinted glasses, it goes
    
    "......Young at heart
    		Cantona, Cantona....
    ...your so youngggg at heart.."
    
    Could this be the reason why they are also number ONE as well!!!
    
    isn't life fun,
    	
    	John M.
32.2494End and start of an era...GWYENG::J_BYRNEFri Apr 23 1993 20:0020
    
    
    I've always been an avid fan of this note since I started four years
    ago. I never really contributed since my contribution would be greatly
    out-shadowed by the "true" United fans - Cunno and Long.
    
    I'm annoyed now that I won't be around to gloat when Utd win the
    Championship. The last time they won it was the year I was born. I
    wanted to be called George but they couldn't understand my gurgling and
    picked John instead ( I can't remember many great Utd players having
    John for their Christian names ). 
    
    Anyway here is the start of an another important chapter in my life and
    it's apropiate that Utd should be winning the Championship again.
    
    Good luck to Utd and all subscribers to note 32.
    
    Cheers,
    
    -John.  
32.2495Stop taking the Pi*sESSB::BLONGEurope is Scouse FreeFri Apr 23 1993 20:1213
32.2496EBYGUM::WATTERSONPanother day another billFri Apr 23 1993 20:206
>>>ps, anyone got any details about the tickets for the Wimbledon game.
    
    Does this mean you're thinking of going to your third game this season
    then Brian ?
    
    Paul
32.2497What Boring league campaign ?LARVAE::FERRARO_AAntony Ferraro @UCGFri Apr 23 1993 21:2013
    A brief excursion from note 45. 
    
    After reading some of the rubbish written about how the league isn't as
    exciting as usual I can tell you I'd love Spurs to win a so called 
    boring league campaign. Well done to United plus to Villa and Norwich, 
    it's really good to see good attacking, attractive football rewarded for 
    a change in the English game. 
    
    I think another thing that's helped United is the state of your pitch this 
    season, it still looks as good as it did in August when the season
    started allowing you to keep playing the football.
    
    Antony	
32.2498Wimbledon gameMIACT::MASONThere's only one UNITEDFri Apr 23 1993 21:4310
    Brian
    
    As far as I know, all tickets have been sold from Old Trafford for the
    Wimbledon game. However, I think they'll be putting up video screens at
    OT for it. If all goes to plan, it should be one helluva party.
    
    I'll find out for definite at the Blackburn game, they'll either
    announce it over the tannoy or put it in the programme.
    
    J
32.2499Wimbledon ticket infoOPG::TONYFri Apr 23 1993 22:2112
Brian,


Tickets go on sale on Sunday 25th April to Season Ticket Holders 9am to 12 pm
Any tickets remaining will be sold to LMTB Holders on production of voucher 47
and also voucher 31 to 34.

Good luck 



Tony
32.2500UnitedESSB::BLONGEurope is Scouse FreeSat Apr 24 1993 20:4912
32.2501TRUCKS::SANTNostalgia *is* what it used to be...Mon Apr 26 1993 15:008
	Julie, nice to have met you in Bristol last Friday - you caught
	me off-guard! We'll have a proper chat some time....
    	                                               
    	For those that haven't heard, United will play Leeds (Leeds Leeds) 
    	in the FA Youth Cup final. Does Ryan Giggs still qualify for this?
    
    	Andy.
32.2502Big Signing Bid FailsESSB::BLONGEurope is Scouse FreeMon Apr 26 1993 16:016
32.2503Sir Matt Busby.GAOV10::MURPHYMon Apr 26 1993 22:598
    I believe M.U.F.C are arranging or have had a testimonial match for 
    Sir Matt Busby.
    
            Any comments.
    
                Rgds,
      
                 Anthony.
32.2504Re Matt Busby testGALVIA::SPAINThere's always the U.S.Tue Apr 27 1993 01:287
    
    Re -1,
    
    August 91 - Man Utd 1 (late equaliser) 1 Republic of Ireland XI 1
    (parker og)
    
    Gary.
32.2505cheers.DBOT07::RUSSELLTue Apr 27 1993 18:1015
    Firstly, good luck next monday against Blackburn, I hope you can finish
    it off at home.
    
    Secondly, Dublin has (just in the last few days) blossomed into a
    myriad of football shirts, all different colours; red, green and
    yellow, sky blue. They all have one thing in common, they've all got
    the word "SHARP" written on the front.
    
    Never thought Dublin had so many closet Mancunians! Even this morning I
    saw a mum and dad walking a pram , he in classic red, she in
    Green/yellow ....it made me feel for the poor child....8^)...
    
    g'luck....
    
    *Tiger*
32.2506roll on MondayTROOA::PBLANEYExplanations take too long Mr.NikeWed Apr 28 1993 02:209
    The game on Monday is on here via satellite at a decent pub. I'll be
    there - with my shirt on, and we will win the title. And the recession
    that has dogged the world for 25 years will be over. And I'll have my
    boys with me to carry on the tradition!
    
    This is it folks. The wait is over, and you'll hear me across the pond.
    Pints will be a flowin'.
    
    Paul
32.2507re:.2506 PBLANEYESSB::BREEWed Apr 28 1993 12:2717
    My sentiments exactly. I can recall the Summer of '67 and
    the tremendous year that followed. It's hard to believe that it would
    take more than a quarter of a century to repeat it but it looks great
    now.
    
    Hopefully United will get stuck in and go for the win without
    pussyfooting about. The few cup wins of the last dozen years or so
    don't matter for anything now.
    
    
    I don't think there'll be too many begrudgers despite some of the notes
    we've seen. Most of the negative remarks were really made with "tongue
    in cheek". 
    
    cheers,
    
    Paul
32.2508Two more goals for Cantona..GVA05::BURKHALTERThu Apr 29 1993 10:096
    For those that are interested Cantona scored the two goals in
    Frances 2-1 win over Sweden.....
    
    .....lets he keeps going for the Man U remaining games...
    
    -Dom
32.2509Any InjuriesESSB::BLONGEurope is Scouse FreeThu Apr 29 1993 22:076
32.2510International squad playersWELCLU::GOLDSACKFri Apr 30 1993 00:1721
    On the injury front I worked out that only Bruce and Parker [who should
    be automatic choice as right back], from our ist XI were not involved
    in the internationals last night. Plus Clayton Blackmore played at
    sweeper for Wales and had a great game. {When did he last make our line
    up?} Kanchelskis for some russian state whose name escapes me. 
    With success comes increased demand. It just proves that there is no
    substitute for a large experienced squad, and now we have one.
    
    Good to see Cantona scoring freely. Shame the leeds number 9 wouldn't
    agree!
    
    I see the odds on Oldham winning on Saturday are around 5-1. That's not
    bad for a two horse race and the Villa will be trying TOO hard, so I
    reckon I'll try and recoup some more dosh and slap a fiver on Oldham to
    win. Making us champions before Tea Time on Sunday. Then imagine the
    atmosphere on Monday night!
    
    Three days and counting!
    
    Mark G
    
32.2511Not Giving In YetPANIC::ANDERSONThe original MagpiesFri Apr 30 1993 12:5814
    
    >> I see the odds on Oldham winning on Saturday are around 5-1. That's not
                                           ^^^^^^^^
    >> bad for a two horse race and the Villa will be trying TOO hard, so I
    >> reckon I'll try and recoup some more dosh and slap a fiver on Oldham to
    >> win. Making us champions before Tea Time on Sunday. Then imagine the
                                                   ^^^^^^
    >> atmosphere on Monday night!
    
    I would have thought the odds should be more like a Million-to-1 on The
    Latics winning on ** Saturday **.
                      
    R
   
32.2512WhoopsWELCLU::GOLDSACKFri Apr 30 1993 13:504
    One could argue that Oldham really do have more chance on Saturday but
    fair cop for the cock up!!
    
    Mark
32.2513F.A. Youth Cup Finals 1st Leg 10th MAY, 2nd Leg 13th MAYOPG::TONYFri Apr 30 1993 16:273
I think United are away in the 1st Leg...

Tony
32.2514FA Youth CupMIACT::MASONThere's only one UNITEDFri Apr 30 1993 17:545
    Tony
    
    I think its the other way round. They're at home for the first leg.
    
    J
32.2515Let's do this again shall we......!!ESSB::MCUNNIFFEPool-73,76,77,79,80,82-4,86,88,90Fri Apr 30 1993 19:0847

       Let's do this again shall we.......................................























             Liverpool's League wins since 1967 versus those of Man. Utd.
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             1986
             1988
             1990



                C U N N O

32.2516Wake Up and smell the FUTURE!!!!ESOA12::PILATONNick Pilato DECUS IM&amp;T SupervisorFri Apr 30 1993 19:169
    CUNNO,
    
    You really like to live in the PAST don't you!  WAKE UP!!!
    
    The past is gone.... Have to live for the future!
    
    I can't believe that someone could be such a DIE-HARD!!!!!
    
    Nick
32.2517TRILLI::FOWLERMFri Apr 30 1993 19:3212
Hmm..

I have the sneaking suspicion that Cunno is trying, and apparently succeeding,
to wind you up.

If you can't take it now, just think what it will be like when you lose to
Blackburn and Wimbledon and Villa become the rightful Premier League
champions.

Look on the bright side, at least you won't have to play AC Milan next year.

Mike
32.2518Or Rangers.;>))))PAKORA::ISUTHERLANDSerial WasterFri Apr 30 1993 19:432
    
    
32.2519Villa and United to both winthis weekend..TRUCKS::SANTNostalgia *is* what it used to be...Fri Apr 30 1993 20:036
    
    	The story will be different by the time we return on Tuesday...
                                                   
    	I hope.
    
    	Andy.
32.2520Dreamers all !!KERNEL::NDAYQuazimodo sang,'It started with a syst'Fri Apr 30 1993 20:0811
When Villa lose to Oldham then United will not have any worries anyway..

Face the facts peeps.

United WILL BE Premier League Champions in 1993. If that gives you a problem
then I can only say this....


                    TOUGH S*!T

Nige. 
32.2521Please mail Martin with your opinion of his notesGALVIA::SPAINThere's always the U.S.Fri Apr 30 1993 20:3719
    
    If United do clinch the title this weekend, can I suggest you send the
    hate mail to Cunno directly rather than via notes.
    
    I trust Martin has made arrangements to take his account offline and
    his phone number out of elf should the unthinkable happen.  
    
    Back to football.  United should be crowned champions on Monday night.  
    Whoever wins the championship deserves it.  You do need a bit of luck
    along the way but it does tend to balance out over the season.  Villa
    can have no complaints.
    
    Martin is correct in that the current United side does not compare with
    the Liverpool side of the late 70's/early 80's.  I don't think this
    team is good enough to go on and dominate English football for the next
    decade.  time will tell.  If the rumours about Stuart Pearce,David
    Hirst and Roy Keane are true then maybe....
    
    Gary.
32.2522Oh No Cu-u- noWELCLU::GOLDSACKFri Apr 30 1993 22:0626
    Re -1
    
    How can a note start so well and end so stupid! OK Liverpool had a good
    side. As a UTD fan I hated the fact that I almost admired some of there
    sides. But wait and see the output from this UTD set up over the next 5
    years and then pass judgement!
    
    As for Martin. It is unfortunate that he eminates so many of the old
    liverpool players in his comments.
    
    Brains of Tommy Smith
    Class of Phil Neal!!!!!! Second only to Dixon as worst ever England full
    back!
    Personality of Ray Clemence. Surgically removed at a young age.
    Attitude of Emlyn, I'll argue with anyone for a fiver, hughes
    Build of Sammy Lee. { this may not be correct but worth saying}
    
    Cunno has made me laugh during the season. Some times with him,
    most of the time at him, but the conference is a richer place for his
    presence.
    
    What a week-end ahead. Lets enjoy ourselves at others expense.
    According to Martin, it's been at our expense for long enough.
    
    Mark
                                                                   
32.2523ChampionsNSDC::SIMPSONThe future sure isn't what it used to beSun May 02 1993 22:535
Congratulations to United on becoming League Champions this afternoon, after
Villa suprisingly lost at home to Oldham (0-1).

Tomorrow evening at Old Trafford should be quite an occasion - hopefully the
football will match up to it.
32.2524C H A M P I O N S ! ! !MSAM03::ROBERTLIMrock round the locksSun May 02 1993 23:4613
    	WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    	WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    	WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    	WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    	WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    	WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    	WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    
    Congratulations to everyone in Note 32 and the greatest club in
    the world.
    
    For those in the FE, TV3 in Malaysia will be showing the match live
    at 0200 hrs Tuesday, 4 May 93.
32.2525An rud is annamh is iontach!SUBURB::ONEILLSMon May 03 1993 04:569
    re: -1
    
    how many people could read the last time Utd won the league?
    
    Congrats to all United fans...you deserve it for all the years of
    misery and sheer, unflinching, absolute commitment to the cause!  What
    have you got to look forward to next August...eternal springs hope!
    
    Shane
32.2526Great news....GVA05::BURKHALTERMon May 03 1993 10:0912
    .....well worth the wait, champions at last.....
    
    ....poor old Martin, must be in mourning, and as far as all the
    cobblers about great past Liverpool teams I can assure that most 
    Swiss footballing fans think of the Man Utd team of 67/68 with Best, Law
    and Charlton far greater than any Liverpool side of the past.
    
    Class beats efficiency every time, which brings us back to Man Utd team
    of today......
    
    -Dom
                                                       
32.2527CongratulationsCOPCLU::EISMARKMon May 03 1993 11:387
Many congratulations to the Manchester United side for a well deserved 
championship!

I hope and trust you will all have one h*ll of a party tonight.

Regards,
Soren 
32.2528Well done lads !JGODCL::SHERLOCKL.U.F.C. The phoenix has risenMon May 03 1993 11:505
    
    Congratulations on the championship, it was long in coming, but 
    well deserved.
    
    Tim
32.2529WELL DONE UNITED!!!!!GAOV10::MURPHYMon May 03 1993 12:247
    Congratulations to Manchester United Football Club on winning the first
    premier league championship.What can I say except they deserved to win
    it.Well done United.
    
         Regards,
    
              Anthony.
32.2530ChampionsMACNAS::MJGREANEYVILLA for the PREMIER TITLE!Mon May 03 1993 12:287
    
    Congratulations to Manchester United F.C. one and all,
    
    
    
    
    M.J.
32.2531cunnoESSB::BREEMon May 03 1993 12:419
    re:.2515
    
    Martin,
    
    Just bear in mind one thing. The clock has started again and you'll be
    reminded as Liverpool progress through another trophy free season that
    there's only one United!!!
    
    Paul
32.2532UNTADH::WILCOCKSONSWFC FA CUP 93Mon May 03 1993 12:414
    
    I'll add my congratulations too. Manchester Utd looked a class side
    this season and thoroughly deserve the Championship.
    Well done!
32.2533Now Ive got to think of a new personal nameSIOG::BUCKLEYManchester - Championship Free ZoneMon May 03 1993 13:144
    Congrats to the Mancs - they've been the best side in England over the
    last two years.  Hope everyone in 32 has a good night tonight.
    
    Patrick.
32.2534CHAMPIONS 1993SIOG::PEDRESCHIMon May 03 1993 13:452
    CONGRATS MANCHS...NOW ONTO EUROPE.
                             DAMIAN.
32.2535Worthy championsGALVIA::SPAINThere's always the U.S.Mon May 03 1993 14:2412
    
    Well done United.  It was well deserved.  United showed their bottle by
    winning their last 5 games.
    
    Tonight's game is now irrelevant.  I fancy Blackburn to spoil the party
    just a little.  They're battling for Europe while United have won the
    league and will be a bit relaxed.  United will want to go out on a high
    note though.
    
    I saw Martin this morning and he's pretty depressed.
    
    Gary.
32.2536At last!!XSTACY::MDUNPHYJust another Day!!Mon May 03 1993 14:5111
	Well Utd have finally won the championship, congrats to all involved.
	I know how you feel, it brings back memories of May '89.

	Would have been better if Villa made you fight for it tonight, but it
	wasnt to happen....

	So Roll on next season...


	Mick
32.2537I was 8 in 68!DBOT07::RUSSELLMon May 03 1993 15:199
    Well, ye did it at last, fair play to ye. Ye showed great will to win
    over the last five weeks.
    
    Going back to 1968, it's been that long since Wexford took an
    All-Ireland..Maybe this is our year too......8^)..
    
    Enjoy tonight.
    
    *Tiger*
32.2538Wexford and Man U - what connection?XSTACY::JLUNDON@GAO 822-4715 Apathy is the most terrible vice!Mon May 03 1993 16:1212
re -1

I wouldn't put the bank roll on that line of thinking as I thought the same last 
year when Leeds won.  Leeds and Limerick last won their respective championships
in 1973 but Limerick went onto show that they couldn't emulate the 1973 team.

Congrats to all in 32 on their success.  We were lucky last year; Man U would
have won if they had won their last five games last year too.  Anyway, that's
history now so last year can be forgotten. Except if you are a Leeds fan of
course :-).

                              James.
32.2539CongratsFORTY2::ROBERTSONLiving with Flamingos on the DELTAMon May 03 1993 16:245
Well the most consistent side over the last 2 years has finally got what it 
deserved. Well done to all concerned with the club, and best of luck in 
Europe next year.

Al
32.2540Don't get carried awaySUBURB::ONEILLSMon May 03 1993 17:044
    What's this best/most consistent team in the last two years rubbish?  Did 
    you all enjoy last years United winning as much as that?
    
    Shane
32.2541Worlds Greatest Football Club is back!TROOA::PBLANEYExplanations take too long Mr.NikeMon May 03 1993 17:1921
    Fantastic. Found out yesterday at a Manc mates house over a couple of
    cold ones that Villa has lost...mucho celebration. What a great relief,
    and a well deserved championship. Fergie, good job. The board - good
    job for sticking with Fergie. But to the lads who did it on the park -
    what can you say - wish them many more years of success, the Giggs,
    Sharpes, Schmeical, etc. But, to the one man I want/hope to see raise
    that trophy, for which he has spilled blood over the past several
    years, despite his critics, Bryan Robson. Call him what you want, but
    he exudes the big heart that has made this club fight on, a big heart
    so lacking in many other clubs, and the class that has FINALLY
    prevailed.
    
    YYYYYYYYEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    
    CHAMPIONS 1992-1993. That is all that matters. Brilliant.
    
    ******* magic. 
    
    Let's roll on to Europe next year, and a repeat Premier title.
    
    Paul
32.2542CHAMPIONS, CHAMPIONSESSB::BLONGEurope is Scouse FreeMon May 03 1993 17:2314
32.2543Limerick won nothing in 1973GALVIA::SPAINThere's always the U.S.Mon May 03 1993 17:2413
    
    Rathole Alert
    
    .2538> I wouldn't put the bank roll on that line of thinking as I
    >thought the same last
    >year when Leeds won.  Leeds and Limerick last won their respective 
    >championships in 1973 but Limerick went onto show that they couldn't 
    >emulate the 1973 team.
    
    Err James, Limerick won 2 championships 1960 & 1980.  We won nothing in
    1973.  
    
    Gary.
32.2544LimerickESSB::BREEMon May 03 1993 17:425
    re .2543
    
    I thought Limerick won the hurling title in 1973???
    
    P.
32.2545Great team ?????MACNAS::PMCKEEMon May 03 1993 18:0315
    
    Congratulations to Utd, they deserve it.
    
    However, as someone once said :-
    
    It takes a good team to win the championship.....
    But it takes a GREAT team to retain it.
    
    United are a good team,time will tell if they are a GREAT team.
    
    It will be hard for them,their major problem is that they will
    not have the same hunger and desire which 26yrs of frustration had
    built up.
    
    Paul.
32.2546bottlers no moreESSB::BREEMon May 03 1993 18:577
    They mightn't have the hunger but at least the ghosts have been
    banished and next year they could be under less pressure of a negative
    type since the (possibly deserved) handle of "chokers" can be ignored.
    
    Anyway, when is the draw for the European Cup???
    
    Paul
32.2547Fergies Piece of HistoryESSB::BLONGEurope is Scouse FreeMon May 03 1993 19:1018
32.254816 For MedalsESSB::BLONGEurope is Scouse FreeMon May 03 1993 19:5724
32.2549Paris SG - Manchester Utd in the finalISEPUB::CHAMPOLLIONCan-tas-ticTue May 04 1993 01:125
    Tip for Cunno: Liverpool must buy Cantona now, whatever the price!
    
    Well done Utd. Hope to see you play Paris next year.
    
    JF
32.2550exMACNAS::SMORANTue May 04 1993 03:3919
    Well done Mancs. The BEST Team won the League. 
    
    What has Man Utd. Won that Liverpool never WON ?????
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
32.2551The PREMIER LeagueMACNAS::SMORANTue May 04 1993 04:351
    
32.2552Giggs is class...maybe he wants a move to THFC.PEKING::WILSOND1DAVE WILSON @WLCTue May 04 1993 12:227
    
    Well done MUFC...you won it by playing the game how it should be
    played.
    
    Congrats...
    
    Dave...
32.2553credit where it's dueFAILTE::PAGESLost in ScotlandTue May 04 1993 12:418
    
    I don't like ya'
    
    but I do respect ya'
    
    Well done on winning the Premier League
    
    SteveP
32.2554GALVIA::SPAINThere's always the U.S.Tue May 04 1993 12:436
    
    United beat Blackburn 3-1 last night thus guaranteeing Villa  UEFA
    spot.  Giggs,Ince and Pallister scored after Gallagher had given
    Blackburn the lead.
    
    Gary.
32.2555Was I right or what!WELCLU::GOLDSACKTue May 04 1993 13:0125
    I hope you all followed my advice of last week and had a fiver on
    Oldham. Through a local bookie I got 5-1. Put this with the money I'm
    to receive for the first time and what a week-end!!!
    
    I admit the tears were flowing at the site of Sir Matt rubbing his eyes
    full to the brim. THen Bobby C reflecting afterwards. The wife and kids
    thought I'd gone mad.
    
    Please let us know what it was like to be there. One an imagine coz the
    hairs on the back of the neck were up all night.
    
    Finally, I repeat what others have said.
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    YEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
    
    
    Mark
32.2556KERNEL::NDAYQuazimodo sang,'It started with a syst'Tue May 04 1993 13:2321
United Champions again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well done Fergie and his men. what can you say.

Everyone thought that after Villa lost to Oldham on sunday, United would not be
to bothered whether they won the game or not but that wasn't the case.

They played the game just like they have done all season. with style and class
that made me PROUD to be a Manchester United fan. I only saw the highlights of
the match on match of the day but that was enough to savour the fantastic 
atmosphere. when Brian Robosn and steve Bruce lifted that cup, to the deafening
sound of the United faithfull, I almost exploded with joy, and excitment.

Thankyou Fergie and all the lads who made this great title win possible.
Lets hope there is more of this great football in europe and next season also.

Nige.

(Haven't seen any note from our man Martin yet !!!!!)
 
Enjoy Martin, Enjoy !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
32.2557WARNUT::TPCASE::PICKERINGSSimon PickeringTue May 04 1993 14:097
Just to rub salt into Martin's wounds,

  **Phelan is to get a medal**

My thoughts on next season
- get some English players bought -- we haven't enough for the Champions cup
- don't do a Leeds and disappear into oblivion!
32.25588-) 8-)TRUCKS::SANTNostalgia *is* what it used to be...Tue May 04 1993 14:1324
	Well we finally did it. 26 years and the long wait is over.

	It's pointless to predict the start of some dominant era. We've
	been there-or-thereabouts for years already, and picked up a few
	good cup successes along the way, so it isn't really a case of
	becoming a dominant force, more of getting some consistency over
	42 league games. But we've no divine right to win it ever again,
	we need to earn it.

	Alex Ferguson may not be Mr.Personality, but he deserves enormous
	credit for sticking at it after the gut-wrenching disappointment
	of last season. At Anfield last May he looked distraught. He has
	survived and improved an already good side. The expectations of
	the United supporters are huge, so you could argue that this might
	have been his last chance. Failure this season may have seen the
	dismantling of the best team we've assembled for many a long year.

	Thanks for the good wishes from all non-United fans in this note,
	you do yourselves proud.

	Good luck to you and yours for next year.

	Andy.
32.2559PREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS - MANCHESTER UNITEDWOTVAX::MACDONALDIStalybridge CelticTue May 04 1993 15:2027
    
    YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
    
    
    Well done you Red Devils. Another first again. United are the first
    CHAMPIONS of the PREMIER LEAGUE, no other team can take that away from
    us.
    
    Also well played the Utd last night, a lot of people thought they would
    not put on a good show knowing they had already won it, but well
    played. Giggs goal was a classic, and did you see him taking the mick
    towards the end of the game.
    
    Well done MANCHESTER UNITED.
    
    My condolances to Villa who played well up to a few weeks ago, and must
    be feeling what Utd felt last year, so near yet so far.
    Also congroats to Oldham for pulling off a great win when they needed
    it, another couple of wins and they will stay up. 
    Oldham have done well by beating both the top two teams.
    
    
    
    
    CHAMPIONS
    
    mac
32.2560Oh what a nightMIACT::MASONThere's only one UNITEDTue May 04 1993 16:2043
    re .2548 Dublin will also get a medal according to yesterday's
    Manchester Evening News.
    
    Well, what a night. I think I'm still p****d after drinking the night
    away at the Copthorne in Manchester with none other than George Best,
    Andy Gray, Pat Crerand. They were singing along with the best of us..
    
    And after the party at Old Trafford itself! We assembled in front of
    the ground at 4pm (many were there all day) banners high, flags waving.
    I think most of us were hoarse before we even got inside the ground.
    Once inside though, the noise and the scenes were amazing. It was
    fantastic to be there. We just didn't stop singing - and when the boys
    took to the pitch, well, words can't describe the crescendo of sound
    and colour.
    
    The match itself was incidental. Our lack of concentration on the task
    was evident when Blackburn went ahead in the 8th minute with a
    Gallagher goal. But, we seemed to pull ourselves together, rode a
    Blackburn penalty appeal and got stuck in. Vintage football it wasn't,
    but once we decided to play, Blackburn didn't have a chance. Giggs'
    free kick was stunning, Ince was brilliant and deserved the goal, and
    for Pally to finally get on the goalsheet was a nice touch.
    
    The best moment though was when Bruce and Robbo together, went up to
    get the trophy we have all been waiting for so long. Not a dry eye in
    the house I'll warrant. Then it was party all the way. "We are the
    Champions"; "Always look on the bright side of life"; "Simply the best"
    were sung over and over, the crowd as one. What a night.
    
    We were all dispersed into the Manchester night to carry on our revelry
    - horns blasting and songs being sung all the way from the ground into
    the city. Pubs were packed out so we went back to our hotel for one
    mother of a party. Wish you could all have been there.
    
    Here's to next season, and Europe. Apparently we will be seeded which
    means that we will not meet the big guys until the quarter finals (I
    think). I am still in football heaven!! Commiserations to the Villa who
    played some great stuff for most of the season and who pushed us all
    the way.
    
    A very happy
    
    J
32.2561CHAMPS UNITED!!!!!!!!!!PEKING::SHALLOMAAron ShallomTue May 04 1993 17:0540
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    As I mentioned in note .1961..United are now at full strenght and 
    there is,can you believe it,competition for first team places!,wich can
    only be good for the club as Fergerson has also mentioned I think..
    
    With the present side but with Cantona in and MCclair on the subs bench 
    with good players such as Kanchelskis,Wallace,and Blackmore etc...
    United are looking very good in my eyes and can see them doing very
    well in the next couple of weeks and further hopefully and reckon they
    will win the championship this year!!!!!!?
    
    
    
                 Aron....
    
    
 
         
     
     Well I'm glad that the above came true......and UTD are finally
     CHAMPIONS...what a feeling!
    
     The players and especially "Ferguson" deserve it this year after last
     year....and I take back the bad remarks I made on the manager about the
     sale of Robins etc.. in this topic.......
    
    
    
     Aron...
    
    
    
         
32.2562What a NightESSB::BLONGEurope is Scouse FreeTue May 04 1993 17:0717
32.2563CongratsCLADA::JMURPHYIt's a Funny Auld game....Tue May 04 1993 17:4827
    
    Well done Man Utd on finally winning the Championship..
    
    Utd were the best team and deserved their success .....
    
    The turning point of the season was the arrival of Cantona .
    He made Utd less predictable , gave them more options , brought
    the best out of players who had become stale.....
    
    People keep saying that Alex Ferguson should take a lot of the credit
    for winning the Championship , I have to disagree , the person who 
    should take the credit is Howard Wilkinson for agreeing to selling
    Cantona to Man Utd....
    
    Also it's nice to have the boring statistic out of the way about
    Unites having not won the League for so many years....
    
    Anyways , Congrats to Man Utd and all Utd supporters on your success .
    
    Europe awaits you next season ....
    
    Believe it or not but I was actually outside Old Trafford on the
    22nd of April , fairly impressive I must say...
    
    Well done ,
    
    jm
32.2564A bad league comes to an end.ESSB::MCUNNIFFEPool-73,76,77,79,80,82-4,86,88,90Tue May 04 1993 18:2216
     Well thank God that this season is over. Overall, it has been a 
sub-standard league with a mediocre side winning, the best of a bad bunch. It's
also true about all the Man. Utd. fans crawling out of the woodwork. I drove
around town yesterday evening and could see all those new Man. Utd. fans with
their jerseys on that they bought the same day. I could tell because they still
had the price tags on. I'm also sick of all this talk about Giggs's free-kick.
 It was no more special than any of Barnsie's free kicks. Blackburn should
have had a penalty to put the game beyond doubt.

 Let's face it, the Mancs won the league this year because the league didn't
contain the normally accomplished Liverpool side that we all admire so well.


    C U N N O

32.2565ESB::WARDTue May 04 1993 18:488
    Cunno - being a Partick Thistle fan, I can sympathise with how you
    feel.   The bit about having not having an accomplished team
    certainly rings true at Firhill.   I think, like me, you should
    be pleased that your team avoided relegation and made enough
    money from gate receipts to get the second strip washed in time
    for next season.
    
    Ray
32.2566Parade, ,When???????ESSB::BLONGEurope is Scouse FreeTue May 04 1993 19:054
32.2567Loadsa scorersNEWOA::FIDO_TAin't it great !Tue May 04 1993 20:0121
    Surely, apart from having a really solid defence, one of the reasons 
    United have won the championship is that they didn't rely on one scorer 
    for their goals, but have spread the goals around :-
    
    Hughes 	15
    Giggs	 9
    McClair	 9
    Cantona	 9
    Irwin	 5
    Bruce	 5
    Ince	 5
    
    Others 	 8
    
    Total 	65	( so far )
    
    Q: When was the last time that the league champions' leading scorer
    scored so few goals ?
    
    	Terry, who has just found this conference.
                                               
32.2568We'll outsing you again btw 8*))KIRKTN::JJACKTue May 04 1993 21:1010
    
    Congratulations to Manchester United FC (players, management & board)
    from (And I'm sure I speak for the majority of my fellow Tims) the
    Celtic supporters in Scotland.
    Look forward to meeting some of you when the Bhoys come down to Old
    Trafford next season, for the European Cup 25th Anniversay match.
    
    SQFCSC
    
    
32.2569When Was ItESSB::BLONGEurope is Scouse FreeTue May 04 1993 22:389
32.2570TRUCKS::SANTNostalgia *is* what it used to be...Wed May 05 1993 16:0447
	Proof, if it were needed, that The Sun needs to buy a new Alpha
	computer 8-)

	re .2309...(the SUN TITLE PREDICTION)...

	Let's just have a Cunno-type analysis of the actual events of 
	the run-in compared to the predictions:

           UNITED                             VILLA
    
    ARSENAL (H) 3 POINTS                   NORWICH (A) 1 POINT
	wrong - draw				wrong - lost

    NORWICH (A) 1 POINT                    NOTTS FOREST (A) 3 POINTS
	wrong - won				correct

    SHEFF WEDS (H) 3 POINTS                COVENTRY (H) 3 POINTS
	correct					wrong - draw

    COVENTRY (A) 3 POINTS                  ARSENAL (A) 1 POINT
	correct					wrong - won

    CHELSEA (H) 3 POINTS                   MAN CITY (H) 3 POINTS
	correct					correct

    C PALACE (A) 1 POINT                   BLACKBURN (A) 1 POINT
	wrong - won				wrong - lost

    BLACKBURN (H) 1 POINT                  OLDHAM (H) 3 POINTS
	wrong - won				wrong - lost

	3/7 = 43% - not good			2/7 = 29% - pathetic

    	15 points predicted (8 games)		16 points predicted (8)
    	19 points already (7 games)		10 points already (7)

	The Sun predicted the title would be won on the last day of the
	season by Aston Villa (80 points) from United (77).

	United currently have 81 points, Villa have 74.
 	Both United and Villa have one game left, predicted as follows:

    WIMBLEDON (A) O POINTS                 QPR     (A) 1 POINT

	Don't put these results down on your coupon ;-)

	Andy.
32.2571Cunno for the Pools PanelESSB::BLONGEurope is Scouse FreeWed May 05 1993 17:0524
   <<< Note 32.2441 by ESSB::MCUNNIFFE "Pool-73,76,77,79,80,82-4,86,88,90" >>>


       This is the way it will finish. Remember where you saw it.
                                       ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
       Blackburn 0 Villa 1 (Atkinson)        Palace 1 (Armstrong) Mancs 1(Oh ah)
 


       Villa 3 Oldham 0 (Deano 2, Parker)    Mancs 3 (Hughes, Ince, Choccy)
                                             Blackburn 0



       Villa 1  QPR 0                        Wimbledon 1 (Holdsworth)   
       (Deano)                               Mancs 2 (Hughes 2)

       
         Villa win the league at last.
         ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
     
         C U N N O

Tough S*it Martin, Wrong Again.
32.2572Load of TwaddleESSB::BLONGEurope is Scouse FreeWed May 05 1993 17:108
32.2573Made my day BrianUNTADH::WILCOCKSONSWFC FA CUP 93Wed May 05 1993 17:156
    
    >>...Football writers Player of the Year...
    >>... they gave it to Waddle.
    
    Excellent news! -  and deservedly so. Waddle has played superb football 
    all this season.
32.2574PEKING::COSSEYNWORLD BEWARE!! GAZZA'S BACKWed May 05 1993 17:1912
    
    Well done Man Utd on winning title at long last, watching the highlights
    on BBC on Monday the atmosphere at the ground must have been something
    else. I can't remember seeing scenes like those witnessed at the end, when
    the team was paradeing the trophy around the ground.
     
    How Paul Ince didn't get Players Player or the Writers player of the
    year awards is beyond me, he is with out doubt the most improved player
    of this season. It wouldn't suprise me if the Writers gave the award to
    Waddle to have a dig at Graham Taylor.
    
    Neil...
32.2575Loadsamoney !SHIPS::DURANT_SWed May 05 1993 17:4120
    
    Congratulations to Man Utd. Of the three clubs in contention for the
    Championship it would appear that United are the club most likely to
    make an impact in Europe next season.
    
    According to the Independent yesterday Ferguson has at least fifteen
    million pounds at his disposal for strengthening his squad. The players 
    mentioned were Stuart Pearce, Roy Keane, David Platt, and David Hirst.
    The speculation being that Pearce would replace Irwin, Platt or Keane
    for McClair, and Hirst for Hughes. Platt is apparently unhappy at his
    current Italian club but others are interested, and he is not over keen
    to leave Italy yet, but Manchester was his place of birth and he was
    passed on from Man Utd to Crewe at youth level. 
    
    In addition Man Utd apparently go into the European Cup as a seeded
    team.
    
    			Steve.
    
     
32.2576PEKING::COSSEYNWORLD BEWARE!! GAZZA'S BACKWed May 05 1993 17:5110
    
    Also Des Walker name was mentioned, if this is the case and with the
    purchases mentioned in the .2575 They will be the A.C Milan of English
    Football. They will have to purchase more English players for the
    European Cup....How many of the current players are classed as
    foreigners, I never understand the ruling...Anyone explain ?...
    
    Neil...
    
    
32.2577GawdUNTADH::WILCOCKSONSWFC FA CUP 93Wed May 05 1993 19:5411
    >> Also Des Walker name was mentioned, if this is the case and with the
    >> purchases mentioned in the .2575 They will be the A.C Milan of English
    >> Football.
    
    Oh my god!!!! Now I've heard it all!
    
    The rest of the English and European teams might as well give up now 
    then eh? Man United have practically won every cup and award in 1994
    already. They really are super aren't they?
    
    Now I think I'll go and throw up...
32.257830 pieces of silverSUBURB::ONEILLSThu May 06 1993 03:1731
    Gentlemen,
    
    Man U's budget would just about equal AC MILAN's for one star player
    (e.g. Lentini) plus a sub goalkeeper for their reserve team. I must
    concur with the previous note...I've heard it all.
    
    Fyi, apparently Man U have spent (or mis spent) 42M over the past 26
    years in pursuit of the Holy Grail.  AC Milan would spend that in one
    season if they needed to.
    
    As regards Europe next year, don't forget that 4Celts (Hughes, Giggs,
    Irwin and Mc Clair) plus a great Dane and Monsieur Cantona will never 
    play together in European competition.  Frankly I think this is a dumb
    rule.  Man U should learn from their friends up the road that off
    loading Paddies or Jocks to "compete" in Europe isn't a great idea when
    it comes to the pursuit of domestic honours.  Ask Graham Souness.
    
    It's hard to believe that the inks is hardly dry on the title success
    when Man U fans in this notesfile are willing to sell out on those very
    men who brought it back to Old Trafford with style, panache and
    elegance not normally reserved in the average English player.  The
    suggested replacements can probably never match the consistency of Dennis
    Irwin in defence and attack, the industry of Hughes and Mc Clair and
    the style and elegance of Giggs and Cantona.  Rebuilding a whole team
    overnight may not be such a great idea...what if other teams not in
    Europe sign the throwaways?
    
    Shane
    
    
    
32.2579Leave it OutESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Thu May 06 1993 12:3813
32.2580Lets stick together.WELCLU::GOLDSACKThu May 06 1993 13:3422
    Where as I tend to agree with -1 and we should not go for whole sale
    changes I must say that we can not afford to stand still. Ask any Leeds
    fan if they would have liked Wilko to have signed a few players this
    season!
    
    To this end I think the signing of a Midfielder, Platt & Keane have
    been mentioned, would be the right thing to do. As for defensive
    changes why? We have the best record in the league, and also have a lot
    of youngsters knocking on the door. Bruce is no spring chicken but
    still has as good a first touch as any centre half, scores goals, and
    is a great motivator. Players are playing longer now than I can
    remember. At 30 you use to be on the slippery slope. Now, players
    compete well upto 35/6/7.
    
    To conclude, we should pursue a central; midfielder, but the club is
    strong enough elsewhere.
    
    Mark
    
    P.S. Doesn't Giggs & Hughes qualify as Nuetrals and therefor are
    allowed to play because of they came through the ranks?
    
32.2581PEKING::COSSEYNWORLD BEWARE!! GAZZA'S BACKThu May 06 1993 13:375
    
    If Man Utd Don't buy more English players how are they going to field a 
    side for the European Cup next season ?.  
    
    Neil...   
32.2582He must be old..BUSSTP::DSMITHWORLD BEWARE!! GAZZA'S A PRATThu May 06 1993 14:1810
    
    
    re -.2
    
    As a matter of interest, how old is Steve Bruce? Watching the game the
    other night, I thought the commentator said that Bruce had spent 8
    years at Gillingham before moving to Norwich. How long was he there and
    when did he sign for ManU?
    
    Danny.
32.2583League should be No 1ESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Thu May 06 1993 14:2626
32.2584Parker for EnglandWELCLU::GOLDSACKThu May 06 1993 15:018
    Just seen the England squad for this summers games. What the hell has
    Parker got to do to get into this. The full backs chosen were Dixon,
    Winterburn, Bardsley, Dorigo, and yet still no Parker!
    
    Can anyone think of a valid reason why he should not now be in the
    England Team if not the squad?
    
    Mark
32.2585NewspapersMSAM00::ROBERTLIMrock round the locksThu May 06 1993 16:1013
    It has been 'saturate' covering in the Malaysian newspapers on ManU
    wining the titles for the past 3 days.  Some of the articles are
    newsfeeds from Reuters and AP.  There are also pixs (some 4X8) of Bruce
    and Robbo carrying the silverware, Fergie, Giggs,et all
    
    There are articles on Giggs (hail again as the new George Best) and
    Cantona who said that he may not be around next year - depending how he
    feel in the summer.
    
    Several articles attributed the league title to the arrival of
    Cantona.  What do fellow noters say?
                
    Rob
32.2586This is as good as it gets!ECCGY4::HAIGHOnly 6 days to Run RigThu May 06 1993 16:5825
>What do you think of Peter Reid's comment yesterday, Love your Neighbour
>he said to his players. Go out and beat Palace and keep Oldham in the Premier
>league. There was'nt too much of that on April 18th. All the Bluenoses are
>probably in the horrors at the moment, and let all United followers stick
>the two fingers up to Mr Curle (Great Vollyball Player), the man who warned
>United at the start of the season to watch out as City :-) were on the verge
>of something big.
    
    	Don't be silly. What the fans want and what Peter Reid says are two
    totally differenty things. Bluenose? Chortle, there speaks a man in the
    know. NOT! 
    
    	I was going to come in here and begrudgingly, congratulate united
    on the championship, but after reading some of the euphoric babble in
    note 32 on Monday, I had to clean the vomit of my workstation! And
    consequently never got round to it .... that's my excuse Mr Sant and
    I'm sticking to it! 
    
    	European cup winners?  Snigger!
    	AC Milan of England? Guffaw!
    	Greatest Club in the world? Oh help me up nurse!
    
    	Anyway to Mr Mason, Ian Mac and Andy Sant congratulations but you
    were lucky! :) To the rest of you; I hope you are as successful next
    season as last years champions were this season!
32.2587Oh Ah CantonaESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Thu May 06 1993 17:0422
32.2588Say Goodbye to...ESSB::PHAYDENIt's not how long it takes but how well you do it...Thu May 06 1993 18:1516
    re: 2570 - 2580
    
    Does nobody out there recognise that of the two best teams in the
    premier league (Villa & MUFC) the most influential players on either
    side are those who have not been destroyed by the F.A school of
    excelence (there's a contradiction in terms) or have not been brought
    up playing football in England. In other words this talk of selling 
    non-English players is proven to be a load of b!@@#$ks. It appears that
    you can't do without the
    Irish/Welsh/Scotish/Danish/Australians/French...
    Maybe you should just get rid of the English players altogether (sell
    them to Italy. They've already started to f@#$ up their league. Anyone
    watch a Lazio/Juve/Sampdoria match this season ?) and then the premier 
    league might add up to being the best league in the world.
    
    A totally impartial Celt. 
32.2589PEKING::COSSEYNWORLD BEWARE!! GAZZA'S BACKThu May 06 1993 18:477
    re: 2588
    
    What!! can you explain what your on about.....
    
    Neil...
    
    
32.2590Get it now?ESSB::PHAYDENIt's not how long it takes but how well you do it...Thu May 06 1993 19:3426
    
    Schmichael
    Irwin
    Giggs
    Hughes
    Cantona
    McLair
    Bosnich
    McGrath
    Staunton
    Saunders
    Yorke
    Houghton
    etc..
    
    Thats over 50% of the players from both teams and all of these players
    were by far the most influential on either team (With the exception of
    Ince whose recovery from bad form was nothing short of miraculous)
    
    It has been said by English commentators already that the reason Roy
    Keane is so good is that the good was not knocked out him him at an
    early age by playing his junior football in England.
    
    Get it now ?
    
    An impartial Celt
32.2591NO!! I don't get it...PEKING::COSSEYNWORLD BEWARE!! GAZZA'S BACKThu May 06 1993 19:475
    
    I don't wish to rathole this topic.....But, havn't at least half those
    you mentioned always played football in the English Football League....
    
    Neil....
32.2592BUSSTP::DREESBlack_JackThu May 06 1993 20:0112
    
    To put it as basically as I can.....
    
    take the Scots,Welsh & Irish out of the English league
    and you've got a third rate league left.
    
    Simple as that. Thats what the previous notes are getting 
    at in a roundabout way.
    
    Del.
    
    
32.2593SUBURB::COMMITCommit GroupThu May 06 1993 20:328
    Well have the Scots, Welsh and Irish back and we're see if our league
    is still third rate.
    
    Even if it was third rate it would still be more exciting than the Scots 
    league and the Irish and Welsh league aren't worth mentioning.
    
    
    Barry
32.2594Yep !ESSB::PHAYDENIt's not how long it takes but how well you do it...Thu May 06 1993 20:3717
    
    re: -1
    
    Yep ! That's what I am saying.
    
    re: -2
    
    They've always played in the English League but their skills were
    nurtured by playing *street football* not by intensive coaching from an
    early age. 
    The Celts are individuals the English are Sheep !
    
    Think of the two best players ever to grace the English game (Best and
    Law) Best is Irish and Law is Scotish. Hmmm does't that make you 
    think ?
    
    An impartial Celt 
32.2595Elephant and Castle.FORTY2::ETHERIDGEcripesThu May 06 1993 20:448
	re: -1

	Law and Best. Shyeah right. Sweeping statements like that. I love 'em.
	Good attempt to wind the English boys up though. Well done.

	Ian.

		
32.2596SUBURB::COMMITCommit GroupThu May 06 1993 20:467
    Re 2594
    
    Next your be claiming that Gazza's a sweaty Sock (Jock).
    
    
    
    Barry
32.2597can't have one without t'otherESSB::BREEThu May 06 1993 20:4714
    Lads, Lads,
    
    It's a two way thing. The (certainly Irish) players mentioned would not
    have developed their potential in their own leagues. The reasons are
    obvious. In Ireland, the most popular field games are Gaelic
    Games so a lot of potentially good footballers do not play soccer at all.
    
    When they do make it through to a top league they do bring qualities
    that may not be taught in schools of excellence and surely add to the
    flair and flavour of a club.
    
    cheers,
    
    Paul
32.2598PLUNDR::MORANTripple ripple truffle shufflerThu May 06 1993 20:485
    
>    Think of the two best players ever to grace the English game 
    
    Two *of* the best granted, but I don't think that being English would
    have made either any less of a player.
32.2599Calm down45736::MACDONALDThu May 06 1993 20:5218
Yeah, but both Best and Law went to their respective 
clubs (MU and Huddersfield) young enough (ie 15) to have
had their creativity knocked out of them.

Giggs was born and brought up in Manchester - he only
plays for Wales because of his parents being Welsh and in
any case most of the people in South Wales are not Celts
having moved there en masse from poor English 
agricultural areas to work in the mines and the steel
works in the 19th century.

I would also hardly rate the likes of Hoddle, Bobby 
Charlton, Gascoigne, Alan Hudson etc etc as uncreative
sheep.

Try and keep your Celtic chauvinism to yourself.

Jamie Stuart Macdonald (from Lancashire)
32.2600LAW AND BEST, MORE LIKE TOM AND JERRYPEKING::BAREFIELDAJACK CHARLTON IS DESPICABLEThu May 06 1993 21:045
32.2601You What!WELCLU::GOLDSACKThu May 06 1993 21:088
    Can we get back to taliking about Man Utd in this notes file. Not only
    have some of the latest notes been annoying it has stopped us talking
    about being Champs and therefore annoying everyone else!
    
    Anyway, Celt or not, we risk getting into racism which brings me back
    to why Parker is not in the England squad?
    
    Mark                                                               
32.2602PEKING::BAREFIELDAJACK CHARLTON IS DESPICABLEThu May 06 1993 21:165
    
    Paul parker.. Theres a true English man for you!!  I cant understand
    why he's not in the squad either, he's had a good season for the
    Mancs. Good to see that Tim Flowers has been picked in the squad, its 
    about time...
32.2603He's a ramblerREOSV1::ONEILLSThu May 06 1993 21:3313
re: .2590

Roy Keane played for Cobh Ramblers and as far as I can remember played for 
Forest within months of his 30K transfer to England.  Unfortunately Brian C. 
won't be around to share the profits when he moves.  

Cobh didn't insert a percentage of future transfers clause in the deal but have 
done so for his brother who also recently moved across the water.

I believe he's talking to Arsenal!  Even I would prefer to see him play for ManU.

Shane

32.2604The Ghost is LaidESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Thu May 06 1993 22:2015
32.2605Parker for England - no way!MSAM00::ROBERTLIMrock round the locksFri May 07 1993 06:2110
    re:Paul Parker
    
    Sorry, mate.  Parker might have a good season by his standard but he is
    only so-so in my book.  Parker is the weakest link in the United squad. 
    His defensive skills at right-back is only reasonable while his
    attacking "skills" esp crossing of the ball totally inadequate for a
    first class defender.  Definitely not international material ... and I
    am a United fan!
    
    Rob
32.2606YUPPY::PANESSeratonin junkieFri May 07 1993 13:023
A lot new names in here.

Stuart
32.2607He has the potentialFORTY2::ROBERTSONLiving with Flamingos on the DELTAFri May 07 1993 13:4511
re PP

	Paul Parker most certainly has the potential to be a top
class player. I remember him as being one of the stars of the England
team in Italy. Unfortunately, as happens to so many, since his move from
QPR to Man Utd he has had a severe drop in form, not helped by injury.

	I for one hope that he can regain his form, and push for a place
in the USA next year

Al
32.2608Twas the same in May 1990OPG::TONYFri May 07 1993 14:0815
>A lot new names in here.

>Stuart


Stu,

Let me butt in before you say it.."They've crawled out of the woodwork"..
But it wasn't that long ago when a certain team also known as the Eagles
got to the F.A. Cup final and were winging about ticket allocation..


I think every team that wins anything will resurect its casual support..

Tony:-)
32.2609YUPPY::PANESSeratonin junkieFri May 07 1993 14:2716
                        <<< Note 32.2608 by OPG::TONY >>>
                         -< Twas the same in May 1990 >-


Tony,

Almost a fair point, but....... IOne doesn't have to buy a season ticket,
join a club schenme, or queue in car parks for hours, to use notes.

I suppose I better say it

Congratulations Manchester United and all their loyal supporters. If the 
F.Es stay in the Premier I look forward to giving you lot a right good 
humping next season. ( oblig smiley ).

Stuart
32.2610RequestESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Fri May 07 1993 14:3510
32.2611No problem..!!OPG::TONYFri May 07 1993 15:338
Re. 2610

Brian,

I can get you a programme on Sunday as I am going. Can you mail me on 
OPG::tony with details as to where to send it.

tony
32.2612Get your orders in???MIACT::MASONThere's only one UNITEDFri May 07 1993 18:027
    Tony
    
    Would you be able to get one for me as well??? I'm Julie Mason@bbp.
    
    Yours greatfully                                              
    
    J
32.2613SUBURB::COMMITCommit GroupFri May 07 1993 18:218
    After reading Cunno's notes I glad United won the league.  He is so
    unfunny and boring.
    
    So well done United and there supporters in denying Villa the
    championship from all West Brom supporters.
    
    
    Barry
32.2614The Captains LogSUBURB::GROOMNBring back Poll TaxFri May 07 1993 18:3810
    I understand Granada TV lent Cpt Bruce a videocam this season which he
    has carried around with him most of the time.  His handywork is to be
    shown this evening at 10.40 (including filmed attempts of Robbo
    attempting to chat in French to EC !!).  
    
    Could someone up there possibly tape this and send me the Vid ??
    
    
    
    Nev Groom - REO G3/7
32.2615Of course...hic hicOPG::TONYFri May 07 1993 18:4616
>>Tony
    
>>   Would you be able to get one for me as well??? I'm Julie Mason@bbp.
    
>>   Yours greatfully                                              
    
>>   J


Julie

Yes I can get you a programme. I'll mail it to you on Monday..

cheerio
Tony
Now lets all continue with the party...!!!
32.2616Free TransferESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Fri May 07 1993 19:564
32.2617Pally's StoryESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Sat May 08 1993 16:3128
Gary Pallister wrote a piece in the "Today" newspaper all week. Yesterdays
piece covered the events of last Sunday and Monday. On Sunday the squad had
a light kick about and were then told by Fergie to go home and not watch
the Villa game on the box. He told them to consentrate on their own game
and to forget about Villa. As Pally said most of the players took no notice
of Fergie and they all watched the game. He said the tension was unbearable
and he kept walking in and out of the room all through the game. He even 
went up for a bath, but could not stay there and ended up watching again.
As soon as the final whistle went his room mate "The Great Mickey Phelan"
was on the phone followed by Choccy McClair. Next on was Brucie who said
come on over to my place. All the players gathered at Brucies pad and drank
Champagne until after midnight. On monday himself, Choccy, and Robbo went
to Old Trafford together, and the scenes as they turned into Sir Matt Busby
way were ones they will never forget, people banging on the car and chanting
their names and he said you could touch the atmosphere when they went out
for the warm up. Before the game Pally told the team, any free kicks around
the box, any Penalties, their mine. Ince beckoned him when they got the first
free kick around the box, but he got cold feet and Giggs hammered it home
instead. He was to have his moment of glory when Robbo was fouled in the last
minute. Ince bet that he could not put the ball in the top corner, and he
agreed with that, saw a gap and hammered it into the bottom corner. He was
over the moon. The club had booked all the players and their wives, 
Girlfriends,and Parents into a hotel in Sale, and it was there that they
Partied the night away.
He said. They were celebrating winning the Championship in 93, but were also
celebrating overcoming the dissapointment of 92.

CHAMPIONS   
32.2618Giggs is BestESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Sat May 08 1993 17:329
32.2619Wombles 1 - 2 Utd (Robbo and ?)MOEUR1::SMITHMon May 10 1993 12:142
    
    I watched un-decoded higlights, so I think the above is correct...
32.2620Ince scored the 1stFORTY2::ROBERTSONLiving with Flamingos on the DELTAMon May 10 1993 13:440
32.2621Jones the thugMIACT::MASONThere's only one UNITEDMon May 10 1993 14:0916
32.2622Did he finish the game??SIOG::RUSSELLWEXFORD...ALL-IRELAND S.H. CHAMPIONS, 1993Mon May 10 1993 14:4913
    'scuse me lads, I have one question.
    
    Y'know when Ferguson found out that Oldham had beaten Villa he was
    playing golf, right? He had just finished the seventeenth hole and was
    heading for the eighteenth tee when he was told that Utd. were champs.
    
    My question is; did he play the eighteenth? I can't get this question
    out of my head and I need to put it to rest.
    
    thanks,
    
    *Tiger*
                                       
32.2623The Red Bandit.PAKORA::IWAUGHMon May 10 1993 15:5810
    Re:-1
    
    Read in the newspaper that he found out from a stranger on the 18th
    tee and played up the 18th to finish with a par and beat his youngest
    son by one hole.
    
    Congratulations on both counts!
    
    Maroon Balloon.
    
32.2624Thuggery aboundingMIACT::MASONThere's only one UNITEDMon May 10 1993 16:0819
    United 2 Wimbledon 1
    
    Ince scored the first goal which , from the aerial shot looked like a
    pinball it took so many deflections! He nearly didn't get a chance to
    do anything though as that donkey Jones nearly kneecapped him as early
    as the 4th minute. Fortunately, Ince was too quick for him. What is
    that "personnage" Jones doing in professional football anyway - the guy
    is a lout.
    
    Robson got the second but his moment of glory was spoilt by a few of
    the fans spilling on to the pitch to celebrate. It is reported that at
    the final whistle Cantona had to be rescued by the police as he was
    swamped by ecstatic fans who ripped the shirt from his back.
    
    A fitting finish to a great season saw us win our last 7 games and we
    have a 10 point gap between us and the runners up - Villa. On to next
    season. I can hardly wait!!
    
    J
32.2625He likes to get stuck in earlyFORTY2::ROBERTSONLiving with Flamingos on the DELTAMon May 10 1993 16:209
>    Ince scored the first goal which , from the aerial shot looked like a
>    pinball it took so many deflections! He nearly didn't get a chance to
>    do anything though as that donkey Jones nearly kneecapped him as early
>    as the 4th minute. Fortunately, Ince was too quick for him. What is
            ^^^^^^^^^^^

Make that the 10th Second

Al
32.2626A Stroll for the ChampionsESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Mon May 10 1993 17:1115
A great finish to the season with 7 wins out of 7 while Villa only managed
10 points in the same period. In the end we won in a canter and that goes
for yesterday as well. I agree with the previous notes, That Jones is the 
biggest donkey that ever wore a pair of football boots. He was diving in 
all over the place and tried to stamp on Sparkeys head at one stage.
My grandmother is faster then him and she is 97. Giggs and Ince left him
sitting on his arse in the second half. He was chasing shadows. I see where
a United fan has been arrested for attacking him after the game. He should
have been arrested during the game. 
Great to see Robbo ending the season with a goal.
United play Leeds in the 1st leg of the Youth Cup Final at O.T. tonight.
There should be a good crowd at that. The 2nd leg is Live on Sky Sports on 
Thursday at 7.00pm.

CHAMPIONS
32.2627What appalling taste in clothes...WARNUT::WARNUT::PICKERINGSSimon PickeringMon May 10 1993 20:149
    Re. Captain's Log a few back..
    
    You can buy the full 90 mins video..contact Granda TV (I think!)
    
    Did anyone see it? It appears there was a contest to see who could wear
    the most psychedelic jacket. Ince wore a black and white 'tartan'
    effect one, Giggs a black and white 'tv interference' effect one, and
    Paul Parker a black jacket with white piping and the odd white stripe.
    
32.2629I smell a rat here!EICMFG::HOWEThe sinking ship.. has SUNK!!Mon May 10 1993 21:215
    
    Judging by the color of their jackets, does anybody know if they've
    been talking with a certain Mr Keegan.... 8-)
    
    Keith.
32.26301st Leg ResultESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Tue May 11 1993 12:288
32.2631Vinny aint no AngelCLADA::JMURPHYIt's a Funny Auld game....Tue May 11 1993 13:0612
    
    I have to agree with the comments about Vinny Jones .
    
    He was pathetic , absolutely useless . All he seemed to be doing was 
    kicking players , diving in making reckless tackles , having a go
    at players all the time , generally being a thug on the field....
    No wonder his been banned 4 times during the season....
    
    Just think he wanted to play for Ireland a few years back ,
    thank goodness it didn't happen...
    
    jm
32.2632There is to be a paradeWARNUT::TPCASE::PICKERINGSSimon PickeringTue May 11 1993 13:286
This Sunday, United will be doing a celebratory ride through Manchester. 
Starts in Salford at 6:00pm and through Manchester, out towards Sale area.

United can't have a reception in middle of Manchester as police think the large
crowds will cause problems; can't go to 'mecca' as Rugby League championship
final being played there that afternoon.
32.2633Statistics of the ChampionsESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Tue May 11 1993 17:1462
32.2634How United won the LeagueESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Tue May 11 1993 17:1762
Manchester United Fixtures for Season 92/93      Scorer

* LIVE ON SKY                                                               
# LIVE ON BBC
                                                                        ATT
Sat 15th Aug  Sheffield United  (A)         1-2  Hughes                28,070
Wed 18th Aug  Everton           (H)         0-3                        31,901
Sat 22nd Aug  Ipswich Town      (H)         1-1  Irwin                 31,704
Mon 24th Aug *Southampton       (A)         1-0  Dublin                15,623
Sat 29th Aug  Notts Forest      (A)         2-0  Hughes,Giggs          19,694
Wed  2nd Sep  Crystal Palace    (H)         1-0  Hughes                29,736
Sun  6th Sep *Leeds United      (H)         2-0  Kanchelskis,Bruce     31,296
Sat 12th Sep  Everton           (A)         2-0  McClair,Bruce (Pen)   30,002
Wed 16th Sep  Torpedo Moscow    (H)         0-0                        19,998
Sat 19th Sep  Tottenham         (A)         1-1  Giggs                 33,296
Wed 23rd Sep  Brighton & HA     (A) (CC)    1-1  Wallace               16,649
Sat 26th Sep  Q.P.R.            (H)         0-0                        33,287
Tue 29th Sep  Torpedo Moscow    (A)         0-0  (Beaten on Peno's)    11,357
Sat  3rd Oct  Middlesboro       (A)         1-1  Bruce (Pen)           24,172
Wed  7th Oct  Brighton & HA     (H) (CC)    1-0  Hughes                25,405
Sun 18th Oct *Liverpool         (H)         2-2  Hughes (2)            33,243
Sat 24th Oct  Blackburn Rovers  (A)         0-0                        20,305
Wed 28th Oct  Aston Villa       (A) (CC)    0-1                        35,964
Sat 31th Oct  Wimbledon         (H)         0-1                        32,622
Sat  7th Nov  Aston Villa       (A)         0-1                        39,063
Sat 21th Nov  Oldham Athletic   (H)         3-0 McClair (2), Hughes    33,497
Sat 28th Nov  Arsenal           (A)         1-0 Hughes                 29,739
Sun  6th Dec *Man City          (H)         2-1 Ince, Hughes           35,408
Sat 12th Dec  Norwich City      (H)         1-0 Hughes                 34,500
Sat 19th Dec  Chelsea           (A)         1-1 Cantona                34,464
Sat 26th Dec  Sheffield Wed     (A)         3-3 McClair (2), Cantona   37,708
Mon 28th Dec  Coventry City     (H)         5-0 Giggs,Hughes,Cantona,  36,025
                                                Sharpe, Irwin
Tue  5th Jan  Bury (FA Cup 3)   (H)         2-0 Phelan, Gillespee      30,668
Sat  9th Jan  Tottenham         (H)         4-1 Cantona,Irwin,McClair, 35,648
                                                Parker
Mon 18th Jan *Q.P.R.            (A)         3-1 Ince,Giggs,Kanchelskis 20,142   
Sat 23rd Jan  Brighton & H.A.   (H)         1-0 Giggs                  33,610
Wed 27th Jan  Notts Forest      (H)         2-0 Ince, Hughes           36,085
Sat 30th Jan  Ipswich Town      (A)         1-2 McClair                22,068
Sat  6th Feb  Sheffield Utd     (H)         2-1 McClair, Cantona       36,156
Mon  8th Feb *Leeds United      (A)         0-0                        34,166
Sun 14th Feb #Sheffield Utd     (A) (FA-5)  1-2 Giggs                  27,150
Sat 20th Fed  Southampton       (H)         2-1 Giggs (2)              36,257
Sat 27th Feb  Middlesboro       (H)         3-0 Giggs, Irwin, Cantona  36,251
Sat  6th Mar  Liverpool         (A)         2-1 Hughes, McClair        44,374 
Tue  9th Mar  Oldham Athletic   (A)         0-1                        17,106
Sun 14th Mar *Aston Villa       (H)         1-1 Hughes                 36,163
Sat 20th Mar  Man City          (A)         1-1 Cantona                37,136
Wed 24th Mar  Arsenal           (H)         0-0                        37,301
Mon  5th Apr *Norwich City      (A)         3-1 Giggs, Kanchelskis,    20,582
                                                Cantona 
Sat 10th Apr  Sheffield Wed     (H)         2-1 Bruce (2)              40,102
Mon 12th Apr  Coventry City     (A)         1-0 Irwin                  24,249
Sat 17th Apr  Chelsea           (H)         3-0 Hughes, OG, Cantona    40,139
Wed 21th Apr  Crystal Palace    (A)         2-0 Hughes, Ince           30,115
Mon  3rd May *Blackburn Rovers  (H)         3-1 Giggs, Ince, Pallister 40,447
Sun  9th May *Wimbledon         (A)         2-1 Ince, Robson           30,115

                      
                         P     W    D    L    F    A   
                        42    24   12    6   67   31
32.2635STatsSUBURB::ONEILLSTue May 11 1993 23:429
    Brian,
    
    Great stuff...are you taking over Cunno's statistical mantle?
    
    In what year did georgie Best play for Cork Celtic?
    (I was at their game Vs Bohs!!)
    
    Shane
    
32.2636Reference the statsMOEUR1::IANWed May 12 1993 11:407
    
    I think it has to be said, as an ex-player-manager, that one of the
    main reasons United won the title was the consistency of their
    core-defence, Bruce and Pallister played every game, Schmeical was
    there as well.  I wish I could have said the same about the team I
    managed.  Just to have the same back five (including keeper) two weeks
    running would have been a dream.
32.2637CLARID::STUARTWed May 12 1993 13:079
I see from the statistics table that home crowds at the start 
of the season were about 30,000 and rose to about 40,000 at the end. 
Perfectly normal to see crowds rise with a team's success.My point however, 
is that I have long been under the impression that Man Utd. regularly pulled 
in home crowds of about 50,000. Looks like I have been quite wrong; or is there 
another reason, such as part of the ground is closed this season for rebuilding,
or something like that?

Gordon.
32.2638Consistant support at OTTRUCKS::SANTThis is as good as it gets!Wed May 12 1993 13:238
    
    >....or is there another reason, such as part of the ground is close
    >this season for rebuilding,
    
    	Yes, Gordon, it is. I think OT will be 45k all-seater when it's
    	finished.
    
    	Andy.
32.263945,000 Next SeasonESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Wed May 12 1993 14:2220
The capacity of Old Trafford at the start of the season was just over 30,000.
This was due to the Stretford End being closed. They then opened the bottom
half of the Stretford End around the end of November. The Ground is not yet
at Full Capacity but will be for the start of the new season. There will be
new dressing rooms built under the Stretford End and the teams will now 
enter the stadium from the tunnell at the corner flag.

ps I sent a copy of the Statistics to Cunno, just to remind him who won the
League. And what answer did I get, Looking at the statistics Liverpool had 
the biggest crowd of the season. Well what about scraping the bottom of the
Bucket.

I think a trophy should be presented to Looneypool with the inscription,
"The Largest League Attendance of the season, but only because we had the 
use of all our stands" and you could add "The first fans to ever sing at 
a football match"
Cunno why not add them to allllllll the titles Looneypool have won in the
Eighties, seen as they have'nt won much in the ninties :-)

CHAMPIONS
32.2640PLUNDR::MORANTripple ripple truffle shufflerWed May 12 1993 15:0414
    
    Man United still haven't won the league and it's going to be at least
    another 2 years before they can do it, making it 28 years in total. I'm
    surprised Cunno hasn't mantioned this, he usually grasps at straws ;-)
    
    Who's going to contest the Charity shield? Traditionally (since '74 I
    think) the Football League Champions (Newcastle this year) have
    entertained the FA cup winners (either the Arse' or Wed') at Wembley.
    As the Charity Shield is an FA arranged competition, I think Man U.
    will attend in place of Newcastle.
    
    
    Tim
                                            
32.2641WARNUT::TPCASE::PICKERINGSSimon PickeringWed May 12 1993 16:443
Brian, as you're into statistics could you (I may regret this as its an open 
invitation for an attack of Cunnovitus) give the records for the champions and
runners up over the last few years?
32.2642Brian, buy one for CunnoWARNUT::TPCASE::PICKERINGSSimon PickeringWed May 12 1993 16:462
Granda TV had a clip of the United squad singing their awful song to celebrate
the championship; its so bad its bound to be a number 1!
32.2643ESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Wed May 12 1993 17:0815
32.2644He with the RFYB in his deskPANIC::ANDERSONThe original MagpiesWed May 12 1993 17:1212
    
        1st                           2nd                   3rd
88/89 Arsenal   76 points        Liverpool 76 :-)       Notts Forest 64
89/90 Liverpool 79 Points        Villa     70           Spurs        63
90/91 Arsenal   83 Points        Liverpool 76           Palace       69
91/92 Leeds     82 Points        United    78           Sheff Wed    75
92/93 United    84 Points        Villa     74           Norwich      72
    
    I think Liverpool are still ahead Brian with 3 top 2 finishes to
    Uniteds 2 :-)
    
    Rob   
32.2645No Man. Utd. fan can answer this one.ESSB::MCUNNIFFEPool-73,76,77,79,80,82-4,86,88,90Wed May 12 1993 23:5751
        This note will once and for all end the controversy about the greatest
team. Mind you, I never had a problem with this. 

   The final league placings of Liverpool & Man. Utd. between 1967 & 1993
   inclusive.

            
   YEAR              LIVERPOOL           MAN. UTD.
   
   1967*                5th              1st
   1968*                3rd              2nd
   1969                 2nd              11th
   1970                 5th              8th
   1971                 5th              8th
   1972                 3rd              8th
   1973                 1st              18th
   1974                 2nd              RELEGATED
   1975                 2nd              DIV. II CHAMPS (WOW)
   1976                 1st              3rd
   1977                 1st              6th
   1978                 2nd              10th
   1979                 1st              9th
   1980                 1st              2nd
   1981                 5th              8th
   1982                 1st              3rd
   1983                 1st              3rd
   1984                 1st              4th
   1985                 2nd              4th  
   1986                 1st              11th
   1987                 2nd              11th
   1988                 1st              2nd
   1989                 2nd              11th
   1990                 1st              13th
   1991                 2nd              6th
   1992*                6th              2nd
   1993*                6th              1st

    
       * Denotes times that Man. Utd. have finished higher than Liverpool.

       In 27 league campaigns, Man. Utd. have finished above Liverpool on a 
 mere four (4) occasions. After studying the above, nobody can put together
 any argument that is worth anything. Those figuges make beautiful reading.



       C U N N O.

   

32.2646CUNNOGVA05::BURKHALTERThu May 13 1993 11:175
    
    
    
    
                       ....your living in the past.....
32.2647BLKPUD::WATTERSONPAll my failings exposedThu May 13 1993 11:2012
    
    Re .2645
    
    Yawn yawn
    
    I'd like to take this opportunity to apologise unreservedly to Mr Simon
    Stockman (Old Trafford season ticket holder and victim of much p*ss
    taking over the last couple of years). Sorry Si, I didn't mean to screw
    up and jump up and down on your special 'champions' edition of the Manc
    evening news - I don't know what came over me..... :-)
    
    Paul
32.2648FORTY2::FOWLERMThu May 13 1993 13:5419
re: 2645


While it pains me to support the Mancs, I have the sneaking suspicion that of
all your statistics the only line that really matters is:


                      Liverpool      Man Utd
   1993*              6th            1st



Even Donny were good many years ago, but it provides me with little comfort 
today, as they finish outside of the league's bottom three for only the second
time in about five years.

(Actually they were never any good, but it's poetic licence).

Mike
32.2649SHAWB1::STOCKMANSThu May 13 1993 15:279
re -1

Apology not accepted toffee face!!!!

At least I've got a special champions edition for you to
stamp all over, something I don't anticpate you having
for a while!

Si
32.2650HAM::SCHARNBERGHolsteiner Jung!Thu May 13 1993 17:2113
    
    Well, what a nice statistics we have here, Cunno. Thanks for that. 
    
    As a neutral observer of the Mancs/Scousers matter I have one 
    comment to add:
    There's some information coded in your reply between the lines. 
    The trend. The momentum. 
    
    I'm sure all of our readers were well aware of this fact, but I think
    nobody would bother if I pointed it out once more. Thanks.
    
    Heiko
    St.Pauli supporter.
32.2651Champagne MoneyESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Thu May 13 1993 19:1310
Beardsmore is expected to join Bournmouth on a free.
I hope sky cover all United's games next season. In the 10 games that Sky 
covered live this season we won 7, drew 3, and lost 0. United also picked
up 816,000 pounds for becoming Champions. Should about cover the bonuses.

Hey Cunno, Who are the Premier League CHAMPIONS.
Answer that one.


CHAMPIONS
32.2652Gary WalshOPG::TONYThu May 13 1993 20:337
It looks that Gary Walsh may be released by Ferguson. Gary wants more
1st team appearences and Alex can't guarantee that..!!

The ironic thing is that Les Seaaaaaley may have his contract renewed..!!


Tony
32.2653YESSB::MCUNNIFFEPool-73,76,77,79,80,82-4,86,88,90Thu May 13 1993 20:5023
   <<< Note 32.2651 by ESSB::BLONG "UNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993" >>>
                              -< Champagne Money >-

>>Hey Cunno, Who are the Premier League CHAMPIONS.
>>Answer that one.

   Brian,
          Is that your best shot. I come up with some wonderful statistics and
that's the best you can do. You win the league title once and you think that
ye are the best thing since sliced bread.

 
  By the way, Man. Utd.'s average final league position over the last 27
campaigns has been 7.77 whereas Liverpool's has been 2.44. Now answer that
one Brian.


     C U N N O
  




32.2654EBYGUM::WATTERSONPAll my failings exposedThu May 13 1993 20:568
>>  By the way, Man. Utd.'s average final league position over the last 27
>>campaigns has been 7.77 whereas Liverpool's has been 2.44. Now answer that
>>one Brian.
    
    
    AARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH   !!!!!!
    
    Paul
32.2655Why not Go to see them Play CrapESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Thu May 13 1993 21:249
32.2656Youth Cup Success????WELCLU::GOLDSACKFri May 14 1993 13:594
    Can someone supply the result of the youth cup second leg. I thought it
    was played last night but can't find the result.
    
    Mark
32.2657BUSSTP::DREESBlack_JackFri May 14 1993 14:094
    
    Leeds won 2-1. (4-1 on aggregate)
    
    Del.
32.2658Good GameESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Fri May 14 1993 16:5810
32.2659Since you probably don't read the Irish League topic..GALVIA::SPAINThere's always the U.S.Fri May 14 1993 18:0422
Mervyn Brown memorial Windsor Park, Belfast.


		Manchester United 1 Aston Villa 1

The two top clubs in the premier league paid a fitting tribute to the late
Mervyn Brown with this game at Windsor.  The 25,000 tickets sold out in an 
hour which yet again emphahised the difference in the level of interest between
local and cross channel football on this island.  The previous night at the 
same venue the second replay of the Irish Cup Final failed to attract 5,000
people.

Both sides fielded some reserves but there were sufficient big names to keep
the crowd happy.  Mickey Phelan gave United a first half lead much to the
delight of almost all the attendance.  Dion Dublin was desperately unluckly
not to increase the lead when he hit both posts.  Mark Bosnich denies
putting clingfilm across the goal.  :-)

Villa came more into the game in the second half and equalised late on through
Dwight Yorke.  United probably deserved to win but the result was irrelevant.

32.2660Player and Manager of the YearESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Sat May 15 1993 15:409
32.2661The Arse just love to play !!!OPG::TONYMon May 17 1993 19:036
I don't think its been mentioned in here but the Arse are playing United
at Highbury tonight in a testimonial game for David O'leary..kick-off 7:45.

So another game for the Arse who could have done without it..!!

Tony
32.2662Out for a StrollESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Mon May 17 1993 19:1916
32.2663David O'learyOPG::TONYTue May 18 1993 15:5514
Arsenal 4 Man Utd. 4

A typical testimonial friendly. Both teams taking easy and playing some
brilliant football. Some super goals mainly from Merson, Cambell, Sharpe and
Dublin (2). Even David O'Leary managed to score a goal ..!!

20,000 crowd should be a fairly good pay day for him..

Giggs had a super 1st half ..with some superb touches..Because of the relaxed
atmosphere he was always trying the difficult..!!

Tony

ps. Can we go on our hols now please ??
32.2664Interest in Oh AhESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Tue May 18 1993 23:027
32.2665UTROP1::JANSENReading Blondes have more funWed May 19 1993 11:0220
32.2666Happy Birthday Lee Sharpe, 22 TodayESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Thu May 27 1993 21:081
32.2667BLKPUD::WATTERSONPAll my failings exposedThu May 27 1993 22:3311
    
    Blimey Brian is that all you can come up with......... :-)
    
    
    The Mancs are on Jeremy Beadle on this week sometime - maybe them
    winning the league was just one of Jeremy's 'hilarious' stunts and
    normal service will be resumed........
    
    Paul
    
    
32.2668francs alotPEKING::WELLERMFri May 28 1993 15:437
    
    UNITED are reported to be interested in Marseilles Basile Boli (26)
    He wants to play in England and his contract is up.
    
    Has anyone seen the new MAN UTD CHAMPIONSHIP video..??
    
             matt
32.2669C'mon Basil get stuck in !!RTOEU::RDELANEYFri May 28 1993 18:364
    I reckon he'd be a good buy for any British club. He's a real hard but
    fair player and the British game allows for a more physical approach.
    
    	- Robin
32.2670Roy at United????ESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Fri May 28 1993 19:3511
32.2671If you wanna win it, you gotta buy English !! MASALA::JJACKSat May 29 1993 03:1217
    
    Why would Manchester United, who undoubtably fancy a crack at winning
    the European Cup again, be interested in another `two foreigners' ?
    UEFA have made it clear that the three foreigner rule will not be
    changed in the forseeable future, and therefor Man U really have to
    start buying English to have any REAL chance of winning this
    competition.
    Wouldn't tempting David Platt or Fat Pratt Gazza back from Italy be
    more sensible ?
    I mean, if United really do have the kind of money to spend we keep
    hearing about that is.
                                                            
    P.S. I rate Platt, but Gazza's a big dod o Kek !
    
    
    
     
32.2672Keane...not meMIACT::MASONThere's only one UNITEDTue Jun 01 1993 17:5211
    According to today's papers we're officially interested in Keane. The
    price is a reputed 5 mill with wages at 400k which would be well over
    what our guys get at present.
    
    Seems to me a bit much for a still young player who has still not
    really proved himself - a bit like the Shearer situation this time last
    year. There's no doubt that he's talented but look at the difference
    between him and Cantona for whom we only paid 1.2 mill. 5 mill is silly
    money for Keane and I for one hope we don't pay out for him.
    
    J
32.2673BLKPUD::WATTERSONPAll my failings exposedTue Jun 01 1993 18:285
    According to the papers up here, Keane has agreed terms with Blackburn,
    but is talking with the other interested parties out of courtesy.
    
    Paul
32.2674A Keane fan.....RTOEU::RDELANEYTue Jun 01 1993 18:272
    Don't forget Keane has about 10 years left in him before he reaches
    Cantona's age, so barring injury I reckon it's a good chance to take.
32.2675I agreeOPG::TONYTue Jun 01 1993 18:3512
Julie,

I agree with you regarding Keane...5 million is absolutely ridiculous..!!
The chap is obviously talented but with that money you can buy two very
competent players..Anyway we mustn't forget  Forest are our bogey team when it
comes to x-players..!!

Also, paper talk on United being interested on Boli from Marseile..please please
let it be just talk and nothing else..Newcastle you can buy him..hes yours..
have him..!!

Tony
32.2676I vote NOTRUCKS::SANTThis is as good as it gets!Tue Jun 01 1993 18:539
                  
    	I don't think there is enough room for Roy Keane's ego at OT,
    	therefore I would hope that we don't take out a second mortgage
    	in order to secure his undoubted talent.
    
    	He seems to me to be set on a self-destruct course. I hope I'm
    	wrong. We need players of his ability in the Premier League.
    	
    	Andy.
32.2677NSDC::SIMPSONThe future sure isn't what it used to beTue Jun 01 1993 19:306
RE: .2674

>>    Don't forget Keane has about 10 years left in him before he reaches
>>    Cantona's age, so barring injury I reckon it's a good chance to take.

Wow, he's only 16 then?
32.2678High stakes game now !!!!GYMAC::DCASSIDYTue Jun 01 1993 19:348
    
    At 5 million maybe a bit much....but how many of you would have paid
    that much for Bergkamp 2 years ago. A club has really got to look 
    at the financial gambles of today...if Keane breaks through he migh be
    worth 3 times that in 2 years then again maybe not....
    
    Dezzz. 
    
32.2679PLUNDR::MORANTripple ripple truffle shufflerTue Jun 01 1993 19:438
32.2680GYMAC::DCASSIDYTue Jun 01 1993 19:529
    
    
	>>> (at least not yet).
    
    	That's my point and 5 million is the gamble.
    
    Should his international team get to the World Cup and he performs !!??
    
    
32.2681RTOEU::RDELANEYTue Jun 01 1993 19:563
> Wow, he's only 16 then?
    
    Ooops, my mistake. I thought Cantona was a lot older.........
32.2682But he's Irish.....45736::MACDONALDTue Jun 01 1993 21:398
I agree with an earlier reply that Utd should spend their
money on good English players to help their Euro 
campaign. Keane probably is worth the dosh but who do we
drop to let him play in Europe - Sparky, Eric, 
Schmeichel? What we need is a class English midfielder or
forward - any suggestions?

Jamie
32.2683BUSSTP::DREESWed Jun 02 1993 00:0518
    
    re. last
    
    I suppose it all depends on how long Cantona stays around. The man's
    got gypsy in his blood. 
    
    IMO If Man Utd want to be successful in Europe they've got to sign
    Englishmen. Bring back Platt and Walker from Italy and you could
    do well in Europe next season. With the number of games Utd will have
    to play next season,especially if they qualify for the champions
    league, I don't think their squad has the depth of talent to cope at
    present. Rangers will improve there squad in the close season by
    signing Duncan Ferguson and Alan McLaren (both scots) to hopefully
    improve on this seasons European performance. Man Utd have to follow
    that example by signing the best available English. The 5m quoted for
    Roy Keane would go close to buying both Platt and Walker. 
    
    Del.
32.2684No to KeaneMSAM03::ROBERTLIMrock round the locksWed Jun 02 1993 07:599
    re:Keane
    
    At 5m quid, it is better to buy two or more players of average
    qualities ("grafters" - remember that term?).  One bad injury could
    spell the end of Keane's career e.g. Ian Storey Moore.  Sorry to be so
    cold but 5m is a lot of money.  Besides, United has sufficient skilful
    players.
    
    Rob
32.2685Jinxed?NSDC::SIMPSONThe future sure isn't what it used to beWed Jun 02 1993 11:1210
Have United ever made a good buy from Forest?

- Ian Moore
- Gary Birtles
- Neil Webb

It seems to me that United have about as much success in the transfer market
with Forest as do Milan with Marseille on the football field....


32.2686Giggs ItaliaWOTVAX::MACDONALDIStalybridge CelticWed Jun 02 1993 12:339
    
    Read in todays papers that AC Milan are to offer United 8 millionpounds
    for Ryan Giggs. It is reported that with Gullit and Rijkaard wanting to
    leave, the only player from the English league that AC Milan's
    president Berlusconi says he would buy is Giggs. 
    Should he go, stay... I would hope that this is just speculation abd
    that he stays at United....?
    
    mac
32.2687homeboyPEKING::WELLERMWed Jun 02 1993 16:0410
    
    What about PETER DAVENPORT another bad buy from Forest..........
    
    From what I saw of Giggs on "THE CAPTAINS LOG" I do not think he would
    enjoy or handle Italy....He was moaning about receiving letters from
    girl supporters imagine what attention he would get in Italy....
    
              YOUR A HOMEBOY GIGGS....STAY
    
              matt            
32.2688Go Giggsie Go....CLADA::JMURPHYIt's a Funny Auld game....Wed Jun 02 1993 17:198
    
    Go Giggs go.....
    
    Going to Milan would make Giggs an instant Millionaire , with a 
    weekly wage of 20 grand or so....How could anyone turn that
    down.............you couldn't
    
    jm
32.2689why go downhill?SUBURB::ABSOLOMTFour days &amp; countingWed Jun 02 1993 17:416
    Giggs won't leave. Why should he?
    
    
    
    Tony
    
32.2690Giggs will stayMIACT::MASONThere's only one UNITEDThu Jun 03 1993 16:4922
    I'd be very surprised if Giggs went this season. United have just won
    the Premier League and a whole world of opportunity lies in front of
    him with us now.. possible European Cup glory, further domestic
    honours, possible World Cup with Wales who are probably, with the
    Republic, going to be the only British interest in the competition. He has
    had a fantastic career with us so far and I think that he can become a 
    bigger star if he stays in England and performs as he has been.
    
    Don't forget, Manchester United is also a big club!! There is more to
    football than Spain and Italy!!!
    
    If he disappears off to Italy now, I believe he will suffer the fate of
    such players as Gazza, Platt and Walker who looked like (and are, don't
    get me wrong) great players in England, but have looked mediocre in
    their respective European clubs. He needs a few more seasons with
    United to develop - after all he's still only 20 and has a lot of
    growing up to do before he could handle the pressure of such football
    and the lifestyle that would accompany it.
    
    Just my thoughts..
    
    J
32.2691Giggs profitable by just being hereOPG::TONYThu Jun 03 1993 20:556
I read somewhere that Martin Edwards has said that it would be ludicrous
for Man Utd to sell Giggs for say 8million.. When we can probably make that
plus more in the next five years if he was to stay at the club..
Its not as if we need the money , for us to make a quick buck.

Tony
32.2692Giggs Will StayESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Thu Jun 03 1993 22:398
32.2693Giggs Giggs GiggsTENTO1::GOLDSACKMMon Jun 07 1993 13:3314
    Looks like Giggs added another nought to his value with his display for
    Wales yesterday. I know the Faroe Isles are hardly top ranking but the
    highlights showed Giggs to be different class to everyone.
    
    Why did he elect for Wales. I wonder what Taylor would give for a
    chance to have him in his side.
    
    Anyone have more info on how serious we are in the Keane saga? Where as
    he looks a great prospect he is another "foreigner" and the European
    Cup must be a realistic aim. Mind you, having seen the last two England
    games I don't know who to buy. Platt & Gasgoigne might be a few bob
    cheaper after their recent displays.
    
    Mark
32.2694GYMAC::DCASSIDYMon Jun 07 1993 14:069
    
    Watched the game via a Sat link and Giggs was definitely the
    difference. This boy's price tag seems to be going up by the day.
    So all Wales have to do now is win all their remaining home games and
    they're in the US.!!??!!
    
    Cheers,
    
    Dezzz.
32.2695THE GUVNORPEKING::WELLERMTue Jun 08 1993 13:084
    
    Paul Ince has been made captain of the England team for there game
    against the USA tommorrow.......He takes over from David Platt who
    has a injured ankle......
32.2696we need a motivatorNEWOA::FIDO_TAin't it great !Tue Jun 08 1993 13:318
    Maybe he'll be able to give the team some motivation on the field, as
    he is definitely a real trier. Apart from the appalling performance by 
    the whole team last week, I think that David Platt is a good international 
    player, but he doesn't appear to be able to motivate players on the field 
    like Robbo or Stuart "Psycho" Pearce. At the moment, the team seems to
    desparately need a motivator like this as captain to lead by example.
    
    Terry
32.2697Ince is the Guv'norESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Tue Jun 08 1993 22:038
32.2698ESSB::PHAYDENIt's not how long it takes but how well you do it...Wed Jun 09 1993 00:274
    
    Good to see true talent finally rewarded !
    
    An Impartial Celt.
32.2699TV program45736::MACDONALDWed Jun 09 1993 14:4712
Did anybody see the programme "Manchester Re-United" on
Monday evening at 6.30 on BBC1? Evidently it brought the
'68 Euro Cup winning side back together at Wembley and
showed a newly edited version of the game. Sounds good 
me! Unfortunately I didn't know it was on until I got
home and it had already finished. Soooo, did anyone out
there record it and if so would they consider loaning me
the tape?

Cheers,

Jamie
32.2700What about 67/68?MSAM03::ROBERTLIMrock round the locksFri Jun 11 1993 01:028
    Was wondering - did Sir Matt made any major acquisitions or changes to
    the League winning teams in such a way that it contributed to the
    European Cuo win?
    
    Would we still have won the European Cup if the current 'foreign'
    pkayer rule existed?
    
    RLim
32.2701KIRKTN::ISUTHERLANDSerial WasterFri Jun 11 1993 03:247
    
    I think the foreigners in the team that won the cup in '68 were
    
    Best,Crerand,Brennan,Dunne,and was Frank Kopel on the bench??
    
    Law was injured and missed the final.
    
32.2702Keane on MoneyESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Sat Jun 12 1993 17:5710
32.2703Platt returnsYR2000::WICKS_AU.S.A 2 England 0 - I was there!Mon Jun 14 1993 08:097
    Ince substituted in the 2nd half against Brazil with Platt returning
    to the captaincy and saving Ince from a 100% losing record as england
    captain... more unbiased opinions im my match reports..
    
    Regards,
    
    Andrew.D.Wicks
32.2704No more sunshineOPG::TONYMon Jun 14 1993 17:084
I read in yesterdays paper that Suntan alias Blackmore is wanted by Tranmere.
This could be our chance..!!

Tony
32.2705Hirst at United ?????ESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Mon Jun 14 1993 17:114
32.2706SIOG::BRADLEYMon Jun 14 1993 17:315
    
>> Also that Fergie is expected to tie up David Hirst in a 4 million deal when
>> he returns from holiday next week.
    
    I did'nt think that Fergie was into bondage -)
32.2707Keane on Blackburn it seemsMIACT::MASONThere's only one UNITEDMon Jun 14 1993 18:204
    Blackburn Rovers have won the race to sign Roy Keane. The price is
    reputedly 5 mill.
    
    J
32.2708TRUCKS::SANTThis is as good as it gets!Mon Jun 14 1993 18:332
    
    	phew.
32.2709oooooooaaaaaaahhhh!!!!ESSB::BREETue Jun 15 1993 15:379
32.2710Hirst or not!!!!!!CLADA::JMURPHYIt's a Funny Auld game....Tue Jun 15 1993 17:209
    
    Hirst had a lot of injuries last season at Sheff Wed , what toll have
    these injuries taken . Hirst didn't seem to be half the player he
    was towards the end of last season....I seem to remember some of the
    Arsenal defenders kicking the s??t out of Hirst early in the season at
    Highbury .... has he regained his fitness ????? , or will he regain
    it..that's the question...
    
    jm
32.2711They're hard from BarnsleyUNTADH::WILCOCKSONBack in SchlagrahmlandTue Jun 15 1993 18:046
    
    Hirst was only just getting back to full match fitness towards the end
    of last season. Just watching the League and Fa cups, you could see him
    improve - but he still wasn't as sharp as he has been in the past.
    I reckon he'll be match fit for the start of 93-94, and a good purchase
    for Man Utd. -  personally I'd prefer him to stay at Wednesday.
32.2712Not as keen on Kenny, it seemsMIACT::MASONThere's only one UNITEDWed Jun 16 1993 14:337
    According to yesterday's papers, it seems that the Keane to Blackburn
    deal is not yet finalised. Nottingham Forest are holding out for the 5
    million and it is now reported that Blackburn have only offered 3.5.
    United have confirmed that they are still interested and have not given
    up the chase.
    
    Oh gawd..
32.2713United are KeaneESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Wed Jun 16 1993 17:107
32.2714Why Keane?MSAM03::ROBERTLIMrock round the locksWed Jun 16 1993 23:276
    
    Can someone give some reasons why United should get Keane when we have
    sufficient midfielders?  United could be better off if there are more
    striker or high-scoring midfielders like Platt.
    
    RLim
32.2715SUBURB::ABSOLOMTEighteen days &amp; countingThu Jun 17 1993 17:379
    
    Keane would be a great buy for M.U. We should definately buy him. If
    we've got him, no-one else has.
    
    Tony
    
    And let's face it. We've got money to burn!!
    
     
32.2716Benfica, Celtic, and Arsenal in one weekESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Thu Jun 17 1993 18:479
32.2717What PriceESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Thu Jun 17 1993 20:467
32.2718re Keane...XSTACY::MDUNPHYJust another Day!!Thu Jun 17 1993 20:595
	I thought he should go for Utd. What have Rovers won??? They can
	promise this and that but they still havent won anything.

	Mick
32.2719Another Corkman for United??SIOG::BUCKLEYFri Jun 18 1993 12:466
    
    It was reported on the radio this morning that Keane was about to sign
    for United (the sap). However, a fee hasnt yet been agreed between the
    two clubs.
    
    Patrick.
32.2720Keen on RoyCLADA::JMURPHYIt's a Funny Auld game....Fri Jun 18 1993 14:539
    
    Roy Keane it seems will sign for United , good for him.....It has
    to be a good choice . Ince and Keane in midfield would be some
    partnership and if United do sign David Hirst it should make them
    fairly formidable . I agree with a previous noter who said if United
    buy him no one else can have him.......
    Does this signal the end of Hughes,McClair and possibly Cantona
    
    jm
32.2721Roy is Keane on UnitedESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Fri Jun 18 1993 17:066
32.2722PLUNDR::MORANDANGER: Volatile Database at largeFri Jun 18 1993 17:185
32.2723ARRODS::OHAGANBnotes from hellFri Jun 18 1993 17:2916
   > I agree with a previous noter who said if United
   > buy him no one else can have him.......
    
  >  jm
    
    
    I have nothing but contempt for clubs who engage in this sort of
    transfer spoiling 'a la AC Milan. The thought of so much bought 
    -in talent amassed at one club makes me want to puke. If United 
    follow this rather cynical route then I can only wish them the worst 
    of luck, well I do anyway but that goes without saying. Here's to 
    United's title hangover next season. 
    
    barry. 
    
    
32.2724UNTADH::WILCOCKSONzero will powerFri Jun 18 1993 18:249
    
    re. .2723
    
    Don't be silly. The reason Man Utd will buy/have bought Keane is not
    so that nobody else can have him. It's because he's a good player.
    Any top flight team needs a good squad of more than just 11 players, if
    they don't, then they end up like Liverpool last season.
    
    	Al.
32.2725Dublin only?ESSB::BREEFri Jun 18 1993 19:254
    re.2722,if there's any room in the cortina going to Nottingham for
    Phelan they should put him in also.
    
    Paul
32.2726George Graham or George Soros????YUPPY::PANESCarrots.The healthy alternative to sexFri Jun 18 1993 19:2818
            <<< Note 32.2723 by ARRODS::OHAGANB "notes from hell" >>>
    
>    I have nothing but contempt for clubs who engage in this sort of
>    transfer spoiling 'a la AC Milan. The thought of so much bought 
>    -in talent amassed at one club makes me want to puke. If United 
>    follow this rather cynical route then I can only wish them the worst 
>    of luck, well I do anyway but that goes without saying. Here's to 
>    United's title hangover next season. 
    
>    barry. 
    
     Bazza,

     What about George Graham's efforts in trying to corner the centre-back
     market.

     Stuart   

32.2727Thumbs down, I'm afraidKEEGAN::TURNERFri Jun 18 1993 21:0136
    re: .2723
    
    Well, I consider myself a Manchester Utd. supporter. Perhaps "follower" 
    would be a better word - I've never actually seen them play, but I think 
    they've done more to promote attractive football over the years than
    anyone else, with the possible exception of Notts. Forest and maybe
    Tottenham this season.
    
    That said, I have to declare that I'm not over-enthusiastic about the
    Roy Keane signing, for 3 reasons:
    
    1 - From what I've seen of him (albeit not all that much), he doesn't
        particularly set me alight as a player.
    
    2 - He's not English, which immediately adds to Utd's problems re.
        their European Cup. And for anyone who says the league is their
        major objective, I *strongly* disagree; winning the European Cup
        will be anything but easy, but they owe it to us ex-pats to at
        least try ;-)
    
    3 - I too am sick of the AC Milan-style "buy everything that moves"
        policy. And in Italy, it is a *fact* that AC Milan and Juventus (to
        name but two) have adopted this line in recent years. 
    
        I recall a Juventus official back in the mid-eighties unashamedly
        offering financial assistance to Sampdoria in the mid-eighties, in
        the hope that they would buy Graeme Souness and thus weaken
        Liverpool's Euro challenge (Liverpool were the then European Cup
        holders). As for AC Milan 1992/93 version, I'd sooner see
        Savicevic, Boban and co. playing for Stockport County rather than
        keeping the bench warm just to deny other clubs their services.
    
    I dunno, maybe I just prefer watching good football to seeing my own
    all-conquering team winning everything in sight!
            
    Dom
32.2728AC WhoESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Sat Jun 19 1993 17:2524
32.2729Pallister McGrath and Walker move to ArsenalKERNEL::WITHALLGNever heard of himMon Jun 21 1993 16:0813
    
    
    Lets face it - 
    
    Keene is a class player with bags of potential. Man U  will be the
    yardstick for next season and a few more too come. Just like Liverpool
    were in the 80's.
    
    Wait till the season starts - see if Keene is played or benched.
    
    I say good luck to United, and I don't even like them :-)
    
    Gazzer.
32.2730Forest, Take Your PickESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Mon Jun 21 1993 16:559
32.2731CODS::ESBECKDec Van EsbeckMon Jun 21 1993 17:2816
    If United have offered Keane 8k per week they've made a big mistake.
    He's a class player, no argument there.....but the other players are
    going to resent someone coming in on that kind of cash and it won't do
    much for team spirit (which is why United in the past have refused to do 
    this kind of thing).
    
    Utd had an excellent team spirit last year, all the players playing for
    each other and so on. It won't be so easy if one player is earning more
    than any other two put together.
    
    How would you feel if you were Giggs, the same age as Keane more or
    less, and a better player without doubt, earning in a month what Keane
    gets in a week?
    
    Declan
    
32.2732Wait till next season Dec.....KBOMFG::TANNERSomeone somewhere in summertime!!!!!!Mon Jun 21 1993 18:209


    I agree Giggs is a very good player, especially when he's up against class
opposition like the Faroe Isles!!!!! Iam sure Keane will inspire United next
season, I for one am not very delighted that he's joining United, I would prefer
to see him at Liverpool, and ye can have Clough.

                                                                 -dave-
32.2733Open TalksESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Tue Jun 22 1993 14:228
32.2734SUBURB::ABSOLOMTTwenty four days and countingWed Jun 23 1993 17:369
    
    I must say I am elated that Looneypool are paying an incredible 2mill
    for Nigel Clough. 
    
    Hilarious!
    
    Tony
    
    
32.2735Fixture List Anyone??MIACT::MASONThere's only one UNITEDWed Jun 23 1993 19:096
    Has anyone got the fixture list for next season? I believe that it's
    out today.
    
    Ta
    
    J
32.2736BLKPUD::WATTERSONPFour fox acheWed Jun 23 1993 21:215
    
    The Mancs are away to Norwich first game - the full fixtures are in the
    Manc evening news tomorrow,
    
    Paul
32.2737Denis Signs OnESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Thu Jun 24 1993 14:1810
32.2738Everton Ra Ra Ra SHAWB1::HUGHESSThu Jun 24 1993 21:294
    I dunno what you want the fixtures posting for United will do as well
    as Leeds as defending chumps.
    
    Simon
32.2739stuck downWOTVAX::MACDONALDIStalybridge CelticFri Jun 25 1993 16:2012
    re -1
    
    
    Si,
    
    and of course the toffee men of merseyside will be challenging on all
    the major fronts???! NOT
    the only challenge they will have is staying above the relegation
    battle
    
    
    mac
32.2740Not too desperate to sign him ?ESSB::PHAYDENIt's not how long it takes but how well you do it...Mon Jun 28 1993 16:359
    
    What about the latest bit of news from Fergie ? He wants Keane to show
    his commitment to joining United by staying with Forest until October,
    when his contract expires, so that United will be able to get a better
    deal.
    Have to agree with a few others in saying that he ain't worth 5M. Well
    not yet anyway.
    
    Peter (An Impartial Celt)
32.2741PEKING::DAVIESGThank you god for inventing beer!Mon Jun 28 1993 16:446
    re.-1;
    
    If this happens, United will save 1/2 million: 3.5 instead of 4. Get it
    down to 3 and maybe it'll be worth it..... IMO, of course..
    
    GrEg...(*DB*)
32.2742black and whiteMACNAS::JMALLONMon Jun 28 1993 20:4623
    
    re: Keane. Totally agree.
    
    I do not think Man U. need him that much at the minute. After all he
    will not be the kind of player to wait in the wings until a position
    becomes available and I don't think Fergie is over-willing to make a
    lot of changes from the team that won the CHAMPIONSHIP. I haven't heard
    anything concrete about selling members of the squad.
    
    I think the money would be better spent on a few half decent million
    pound English players from lower divisions. There has to be some talent
    out there.
    
    To buy Keane would be a nice addition .. but not vital.
    
    I also heard that united will have another new strip for next season. A
    black and white little number. Anyone have any news on this. Would it
    be anything like the old away strip -  White jersey with two/three black
    stripes...
    
    Glory, Glory ......
    
    John M.
32.2743No need to look very farOPG::TONYMon Jun 28 1993 21:3511
Re. 2742
 
    >>I think the money would be better spent on a few half decent million
    >>pound English players from lower divisions. There has to be some talent
    >>out there.
    

There's no need to look very far for talent..Players like Gillespie, Beckham,
Butt..should also be given a fair chance...!!

Tony
32.2744Fixtures for Season 93/94ESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Tue Jun 29 1993 17:0356
32.2745If Batty is worth 4m then Keane should be at least worth 5m......KBOMFG::TANNERU2 are Numbed!!!!!!!!!!!Tue Jun 29 1993 18:466
   I know Batty isn't worth 4m, in my eyes he isn't worth half of that. Keane
on the other hand would be a great help for United, I can't see Robbo lasting
much longer. If I got him for 4m  I'd take him....

                                                                -dave-
32.2746The Waiting GameESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Tue Jun 29 1993 19:137
32.2747A CertESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Wed Jun 30 1993 17:088
32.2748ESSB::PHAYDENIt's not how long it takes but how well you do it...Wed Jun 30 1993 17:286
    
>It's risky, but if he really wants to 
>play for United, 2 months should not make a difference. 
>Everton are reported to be interested in Dion Dublin.
                                    
 If United really want/need him, 2 months *should* make a difference !
32.2749Yet another predictable reply.PLUNDR::MORANDANGER: Volatile Database at largeWed Jun 30 1993 17:427
    
>A horse called Bryan Robson runs in the 2.30 at Yarmouth today, withPat Eddery
>in the saddle. Get your money on him now.
                                                                    
    Yarmouth?? Sure it isn't a donkey derby.
    
    Tim                
32.2750Kept my Money in my PocketESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Wed Jun 30 1993 19:408
32.2751New Pay Deal For The Guv'norESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Thu Jul 01 1993 19:129
32.2752Mr EDPAKORA::CGALLAGHERFri Jul 02 1993 01:106
    
    RE.2750
    
    		It is rumoured that the horse will start half way thru
    	most races next season,and attempt to win them by trying to kick
    	the head off the rest of its opponents.......:-)
32.2753Keane for UnitedESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Wed Jul 07 1993 17:066
32.2754Deane for United (Manchester)WOTVAX::MACDONALDIStalybridge CelticThu Jul 08 1993 15:5912
    
    What is this I hear that United have tabled a bid of 3.5 million for
    Brian Deane??
    
    Also David Platt has decided not to move out of Italy, not just yet.
    This closes any possibility of Utd (or Aston Villa) signing him, for
    this season.
    
    It also seems that Des Walker could be on his way to Sheff Wed, with
    Utd, Aston Villa etc.. all keeping a close eye on this front.
    
    mac
32.2755Contrasting view!KEEGAN::TURNERThu Jul 08 1993 16:438
    re: .2754
    
    You might be amused to hear that the Italian newspapers are stating
    that Platt could be on his way to Man. Utd, Arsenal, Liverpool, Sheff.
    Wednesday OR Sampdoria, and that Walker is *already* a Sheff. Wednesday
    player!
    
    Dom
32.2756PLUNDR::MORANHurrah for Pres Clinton and Bill too!Thu Jul 08 1993 17:015
    
    Looks like it's Sampdoria then, as he refuses to leave Italy (or come
    back to England, I suppose).
    
    Tim
32.2757Date???ESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Thu Jul 08 1993 19:137
32.2758On the road again......PAKORA::CGALLAGHERThu Jul 08 1993 19:465
    
    
    	Celtic play Utd on Tuesday 3rd August.....
    
    	Colm.
32.2759Giggs going Italian??SIOG::62782::buckleyFri Jul 09 1993 13:435
   Heard on the radio this morning that a 10 million quid bid for
   Giggs from some Italian club was rejected. Whats the story??

   Patrick.
32.2760ReminderOPG::TONYTue Jul 13 1993 13:345
For all Man United supporters

The European Cup (are you reading scousers!) draw takes place tomorrow

Tony
32.2761Cunno, could you oblige please??ESSB::BREETue Jul 13 1993 20:225
    Will someone please post the draw for the Champions Cup in this note?
    
    thanks,
    
    Paul
32.2762Won't be LongESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Wed Jul 14 1993 14:326
32.2763you heard it first from a Leeds FanWELSWS::CADDL.U.F.C. League champions 1991/92Wed Jul 14 1993 17:069
    
    
    
      you play some team from Hungary
    
    
    
    Paul....
    
32.2764European CupESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Wed Jul 14 1993 17:325
32.2765Tricky tripCLADA::JMURPHYIt's a Funny Auld game....Wed Jul 14 1993 18:227
    
    
    Could be tricky V Honved ..
    
    Any news on the Roy Keane Saga.......
    
    jm
32.2766should be o.k.ESSB::BREEWed Jul 14 1993 19:1710
    Was it United or Celtic played Honved about 6 years ago? I think
    they're a team picked from the military.
    
    Hopefully we get by this hurdle and the next so we get a chance to play
    in the league section.
    
    Aren't there two to qualify from each section to meet in a set of
    semi-finals?
    
    Paul
32.2767The days when we use to make it past Round 1 !!PAKORA::JJACKThu Jul 15 1993 03:039
    
    Celtic played Honved, but I think it may have been more than 6 years
    ago !
    Lost 1-0 in Hungary, but won 4-1 at home if my memory serves me
    corrctly (It probably doesn't though) !
    
    SQFCSC
    
    
32.2768KERNEL::SMITHSmore nonsense in a minute ...Thu Jul 15 1993 12:549
My local team from the GM conference .Woking played Honved in a friendly last
year,I believe the result was 2-2.
I do not know how strong there team was but reports went around that they were
nowhere near the standard of Premier League teams.

They reputedly fielded several internationals in the team !!


Steve.
32.2769Big BrotherWOTVAX::MACDONALDIStalybridge CelticThu Jul 15 1993 13:089
    
    Seemingly Honved play a friendly in London against ?????? the day after
    Man Utd play Arsenal in the Charity Shield.
    
    No doubt it will be a case of them watching us watching them.
    
    
    mac
    
32.2770Some InfoESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Thu Jul 15 1993 14:3014
32.2771EBYGUM::WATTERSONPnil status nil optimismThu Jul 15 1993 14:4610
    
    Brian,
    
    I saw something on teletext about work being delayed on the 'South
    stand' ?, and that there may be reduced capacity for the Benfica game
    at least. Simon Stockman will know, but he's not here at the moment -
    try mailing him BLKPUD::STOCKMANS. (He's still not talking to me after
    I screwed up his paper at the end of last season.........)
    
    Paul
32.2772The Bhoys will be back in townPAKORA::CGALLAGHERFri Jul 16 1993 00:137
    
    
    	I read in the Celtic View today that the Man Utd v Celtic game
    	is all ticket, and there will no tickets on sale on the day of
    	the game. All of Celtic's allocation will be taken up by season
    	ticket holders.
    				Colm.
32.2773Fergie takes the Wraps off GiggsESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Fri Jul 16 1993 16:075
32.2774That's lot of money ...MSAM03::ROBERTLIMrock round the locksFri Jul 16 1993 16:3811
    
    	Just like yesterday when I was reading about players being paid
    	quids per week, Kevin Keegan about 800 quids ;-)
    
    	Can anyone remember who was the first at 100, 500, 1000?
    
    	Wonder what Giggs is going to do with all the money!
    
    	Are players worth that much?
    
    	RLim
32.2775Johnny HaynesRIOT01::MACDONALDFri Jul 16 1993 17:444
    Johnny Haynes was famous as the first 100 quid a week player -
    immediately after the abolition of the maximum wage in 1962(?).
    
    Jamie
32.2776The Euro cup story.ESSB::MCUNNIFFELIVERPOOL WILL ALWAYS BE BESTSat Jul 17 1993 17:0785
                        <<< Note 32.2760 by OPG::TONY >>>
                                 -< Reminder >-

>>For all Man United supporters

>>The European Cup (are you reading scousers!) draw takes place tomorrow

    Tony,
         It's the first time in a quarter of a century that the Mancs are
in the European draw so it's natural for you to get excited. For 20 years,
it was accepted that Liverpool would be in the European cup draw and I 
suppose that annoyed Manc fans. Man. U won a solitary European cup in 1968
when the standard in Europe at the time was pretty low anyway and they would
never have won it only for it was played at Wembley. 


I don't want to go into the statistics of the two clubs as far as European cup
 success in concerned but....................................................
............................................................................























       Liverpool Euro Cup wins                  Man Utd Euro Cup Wins
      
       1977 - ROME                              1968 - WEMBLEY
       Liverpool 3   Borussia M'Gladbach 1      Man. Utd. 4 Benfica 1
       McDermott     Simonsen                   Charlton 2              
       Smith                                    Best  
       Neal                                     Kidd

       1978 - WEMBLEY
       Liverpool 1   FC Bruges 0
       Dalglish

       1981 -PARIS
       Liverpool 1   Real Madrid 0
       Kennedy Alan

       1984 - Rome
       Liverpool 1   AS Roma 1
       Neal          Pruzzo
       (Liverpool win 4-3 on pens)
        Neal
        Souness
        Rush
        Kennedy A


      I was never great at Maths going to school but I would prefer to have
four medals rather than one. The Liverpool team of 1984 was probably the
best side ever to win the European cup. Domestically that year they had run
away with the League for the third time in a row and had won the league cup
for the fourth time on the trot. Then they went to Roma's home ground to 
play a team that included Brazilians Falcao & Cerezo, the world cup winning
Italians Gratziani & Conti. But that didn't stop Joe Fagan's men that 
included Grobbelaar, Neal, Kennedy, Nicol, Hansen, Lawrenson, Whelan,
Dalglish, Johnson, Rush, Souness.

I think I have said enough.

          C   
          U
      C U N N O
          N
          O
32.2777Example`s !!KIRKTN::TDOLANSat Jul 17 1993 23:5525
           <<< TRUCKS::DISK$USER72:[NOTES$LIBRARY]FOOTBALL.NOTE;1 >>>
                                 -< FOOTBALL >-
================================================================================
Note 32.2776                  Manchester United FC                  2776 of 2776
ESSB::MCUNNIFFE "LIVERPOOL WILL ALWAYS BE BEST"      85 lines  17-JUL-1993 13:07
                            -< The Euro cup story. >-
------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Re:last
    
       " and they would never have won it only for it was played at
       Wembley."
    
    
       Here`s another example of that sweeping statement above !!!1
    
       1966 England win the world cup...
    
       " and they would never have won it only for it was played at
       Wembley. "
    
    
       Tam.
     
    
    
32.2778Definately Keane on United at last!MIACT::MASONThere's only one UNITEDMon Jul 19 1993 14:067
    Roy Keane signed for the Reds at the weekend for 3.75 mill. He will fly
    out to South Africa with the squad tomorrow and is eligible for the
    European Cup campaign.
    
    Woooppeee!
    
    J
32.2779We've Got RoyESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Mon Jul 19 1993 14:249
32.2780TRUCKS::SANTComfortably noneMon Jul 19 1993 14:4325
    
    	re .2776...
    
    	Cunno, you forgot one:
    
    	1985
    	Heysel
    
    	Liverpool 0 Juventus 1
    
    	A night of shame for which many sides (Everton, Norwich, QPR)
    	missed out on rare opportunities to compete in Europe in the
    	following years and 30-odd fans LOST THEIR LIVES.
    
    	You memory is remarkably selective and unbelievably insensitive.
    
    	English football has never recovered, neither from the shock of
    	seeing such carnage nor from the enforced exile from European
    	competition. I expect many Italian families haven't, either..
    
    	I suppose you'll now explain why those loveable scousers weren't
    	to blame in any way...
    
    	Andy.
                                                                     
32.2781Still ChampionsWOTVAX::MACDONALDIStalybridge CelticMon Jul 19 1993 16:1816
    
    
    
    Back on about the topic in hand.
    
    United fly out to South Africa with Roy Keane on the tour as well.
    Rumours about who will be dropped to let Roy in range from Brian
    McClair, Lee Sharpe to even Mark Hughes!!!!! We shall see, Fergie has
    been quoted as saying that he is selling NO-ONE, which is a damn good
    idea.
    
    United play Arsenal as part of this tour in South Africa, and is to be
    shown live on ITV(I think??).
    
    mac
      
32.2782FORTY2::ASHGrahame Ash @REOMon Jul 19 1993 16:3613
>    United play Arsenal as part of this tour in South Africa, and is to be
>    shown live on ITV(I think??).
    
Oh, no, please spare us! Why ruin that marvellous sense of anticipation of 
the first Saturday of the season? Watching meaningless pre-season friendlies, 
played solely to benefit clubs' bank balances (and TV only too pleased to 
help) will make us sick of the sight of it before the season even starts!

The game doesn't matter (just read the note of the losers after the game to 
see!), and we'll see as much as we want to of Man U and Arsenal from August 
on. These people are killing the golden-egg goose . . .

grahame
32.2783When is it on?GALVIA::SPAINGoing to the USAMon Jul 19 1993 16:546
    
    When is the game to be shown?  Despite Graheme's protestations this
    visit to South Africa is fascinating.  United have a huge support in a
    country where football is very popular.
    
    Gary. 
32.2784No scouse in EuropeOPG::TONYMon Jul 19 1993 19:419
RE. 2776

Keep reading the history books cos thats all you've got..!!!!



Tony.

ps. I'll send you a postcard from Hungary..argh argh..!!
32.2785leave it out andy.GAOV10::MURPHYMon Jul 19 1993 23:0818
    ANDY,
        I think Cunno(as is Cunno)was pulling the P!ss.Such a remark
    practically making Cunno responsible for the Lives lost at Hysel 
    is not a very good idea.Most people regretted what happened at Hysel
    and I for one,and I'm sure Cunno as well,regrets this horrible event. 
    To paint all Liverpool supporters with the same brush as those mindless
    thugs is very wrong.Even Man U. has its thugs as does every premier
    side in England,so its not just Liverpool.
    
        Leave out such notes in future Andy.These football notes are
    supposed to be about disscussion and a bit of fun.I for one have taken
    offence to that note.
    
    regards,
    
    Anthony.
    "
    -
32.2786TRUCKS::SANTso near yet sofa...Tue Jul 20 1993 13:3619
    
    	Engage the brain first, Anthony.
    
    	I did not say Cunno was responsible. I did not say you were 
    	responsible. I was suggesting that his memory and recollection
    	were somewhat selective. If you don't agree then say so, but
    	I'd prefer it if you just commented on what I actually said..
    
    	You get out of your pram very quickly when anyone criticises
    	Liverpool, I've noticed, but have been very free and easy with 
    	criticism of others during your short career in this conference.
	
    	And we're all very familiar with loveable Cunno's wonderful
    	sense of humour, he's just so funny and original.
    
    	Ok, I'll lay off, and sorry if you took offence.
    
    	Andy.
    
32.2787SHAWB1::STOCKMANSTue Jul 20 1993 13:5312
Tickets for the Benfica game on 31st July go on general
sale today.
As for the Celtic game members, season ticket holders
& LMTB's only can get tickets at the moment.

It sounds as though most of the main stand if not all of
it will be closed for these games.

Si....

P.S Shame about the Ruddock deal. Send him back to the
Dell!!!
32.2788reply to Andy.GAOV10::MURPHYTue Jul 20 1993 17:2124
    Andy,
        At least I have a brain to engage.When Cunno was writing that note
    he was comparing the ammount of times Liverpool WON the European cup as
    opposed to how many time Man U Won it.Not how many times Liverpool got
    into the European Cup final(now who's being selective).You obviously
    did not like the nature of the note(or the facts)so you bombard not
    just Cunno,but all Liverpool supporters with a horrible fact concerning
    events at Hysel eight years ago(now who is being insensitive).
        If you want me to stay in my pram then you please refrain from
    writing such notes.
        Concerning my time in this conference.I was not aware you had to be
    a certain time in the conference to write critical notes.Yes,I have
    wrote critical notes about certain players,I have also read critisism
    about Liverpool players.I will always defend liverpool players if I
    feel they warrant defending as does every other noter.And yes,I have
    critisised other noters but not before they have critisised me.
    
    
    regards,
    
    Anthony.
    "
    -
    
32.2789yawn.TRUCKS::SANTso near yet sofa...Tue Jul 20 1993 18:151
    
32.2790KingsESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Tue Jul 20 1993 22:159
32.2791Any ticket info?????PAKORA::CGALLAGHERDonny's twinFri Jul 23 1993 18:1615
    
    
    	A few members of the SQFCSC will be travelling south for the
    	forthcoming friendly between Celtic and Utd on August 3rd.
    	We currently have a contact in Manchester trying to get us
    	tickets,as Celtic end tickets are sold out.
    	Can any Utd fans out there let us know what the demand is like
    	down there,and have we any chance of picking up four tickets
    	for the Utd sections.
    
    	Any help would be appreciated......
    
    
    			Martin,Jim,JJ,Colm.
    				SQFCSC
32.2792YUPPY::PANESDigital - Vauxhall main dealerFri Jul 23 1993 19:5413
            <<< Note 32.2791 by PAKORA::CGALLAGHER "Donny's twin" >>>
                           -< Any ticket info????? >-

    
    
>    	A few members of the SQFCSC will be travelling south for the
>    	forthcoming friendly between Celtic and Utd on August 3rd.
>    	We currently have a contact in Manchester trying to get us
>    	tickets,as Celtic end tickets are sold out.
     
         Would that be Mr R Charlton?

        Stuart
32.2793Keane to PlayESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Sat Jul 24 1993 12:595
32.2794Calling all Granada viewersMIACT::MASONThere's only one UNITEDMon Jul 26 1993 14:0515
    Does anyone have a match report on yesterday's game? According to news
    reports, we went down to two, I quote, "soft" penalty decisions. Bryan
    Robson was sent off for arguing. Fergie was interviewed and said that
    the referee was trying to make a name for himself.
    
    Details would be appreciated - especially those concerning Keane's
    performance.
    
    
    Also, news on the wires says that Fergie has offered Portsmouth 1.5
    million for Guy Wittingham. He is closely monitoring the situation from
    S Africa and has asked that he has first refusal before the doors open
    on Arsenal and Sheffield Wednesday.
    
    J
32.2795Not the Real ThingESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Mon Jul 26 1993 14:2611
32.2796UNited or are we ?!WOTVAX::MACDONALDIStalybridge CelticMon Jul 26 1993 15:4063
    
    Watched most of the game yesterday, and to be fair Arsenal deserved to
    win, as they were the more organised of the two teams.
    
    As far as the refereeing went, I shall say little other than that he
    would have trouble refereeing a pub-sunday-league game. Either that or
    an Anti-united fan.
    
    Points.
    
    Keane although stating in the papers that he would 'cool down'
    obviously is waiting for the new season before keeping his word. He was
    a bit rash in some challanges after a little incident with Keown in the
    first half.
    Hughes and Giggs and McClair looked sharp if not at their peak. Robson
    and Blackmore were non-entities in midfield(which was dominated by
    Arsenal), and as for Parker and Irwin, not their usual standards.
    Mickey Phelan, was completly out of position, rubbish in other words. 
    Bruce was unlucky. The first penalty I though was correct, however
    could be that he slipped, or maybe just obstructed the player.. However
    a well taken penalty by Wright. 1-0 to Arsenal. Schmeical was
    excellent in golas, and showed how by a few saves from Wright and
    Campbell up front for the Arsenal. Both these players, Eddie McGoldrick
    and Merson looked in good form, and should be even more of a force in
    the challenge for the title.
    The second penalty was an even worse decision than the goal given to
    Marrodonna using his hand. Bruce and I think Campbell went up for a
    cross coming in, both had gone to early, and Bruce with his back to the
    ball and to the play, raised his hands as in to balance himself, only
    for the ball to strike his hand. Penalty to Arsenal. Again an excellent
    strike from Wright, completly different from his first penalty. 2-0 to
    Arsenal.
    In between this Utd had a penalty claim taken away, Giggs volleyed a
    shot that Seaman saved brilliantly, and both Hughes and McClair had
    chances they should have put away.
    
    The sending off incident was very strange. Ball crossed headed out of
    box defenders running out, a shot from Irwin(I think) hit one of the
    outcoming Arsenal defenders blatantly on the arm, with which the
    ref(could not have missed) waved on. Irwin shackled the ref almost
    pushing him over, play continues and it looks as if Robson had said
    something as he was sent off. Dissent is not tolerated. To be fair the
    Arsenal players also crowded the ref to try to get hm to change his
    mind... Off he walked.....
    
    Anyway, as I said Arsenal deserved to win... Robbo may miss the first 2
    games of the new season, and Keane still needs cold water throwing over
    him before every match!!!
    
    This is what Utd will have to get used to if they are to play in
    Europe. The refs are tough and you play to how they control the game.
    
    A lesson that will hopefully kick Utd in the pants. 
    
    I don't think they up to the fitness level needed, and will undoubtedly
    be a little better with the likes of Pallister, Sharpe, Cantona and
    Ince.
    
    Lets hope that things get better, after all it was only a friendly
    wasn't it ?!?!?!!
    
    
    amc
32.2797Southbound !PAKORA::JJACKThu Jul 29 1993 23:5410
    
    Members of the SQFCSC will be in Bernard Manning's club around 1PM, if
    any you Mancs wanna meet up for a pint. 
    It'll go a long way to restoring the Scots supporters reputation after
    last night's "Trouble" over the border.
    
    That is, if there any Mancs out there ?  (Re-32.2791)
    
    
                          
32.2798Win the Premier, then disappear ;-)PAKORA::JJACKElv The PelvSun Aug 01 1993 08:5012
    
    Manchester United.......0  Benfica...........1
    
    Beaten by Arsenal, Benfica..............
    
    And by the Tic on Tuesday night 8*)
    
    My, it's just great fun all this banter with the Man U fans !
    
    Heeeeeeeellllllllllllllooooooooooooooo Is there anybody therrrrrrre ?
    
    
32.2799The Two Best Players on the Pitch!GVA05::BURKHALTERMon Aug 02 1993 12:0311
    For the record books, last Wednesday in the France vs Russia game
    boy Man Utd players on show scored in the 3-1 'freindly' win by
    France.
    
    Cantona got one for France...
    
    Kanchelskis got one for Russia, (close to being an own goal as it got a
                                     strong deflection from the defender
                                     Blanc)
    
    -Dom
32.2800La paireISEPUB::CHAMPOLLIONCan-tas-ticMon Aug 02 1993 14:2214
32.2801He was looking for the deflection, honest..GVA05::BURKHALTERMon Aug 02 1993 14:336
    re:-1
    
    JF don't forget these goals were seen through the eyes of Man U
    supporter :-)
    
    -Dom
32.2802come on you blacksPEKING::WELLERMTue Aug 03 1993 14:106
    
    
    If you buy the SUN...!! today theres a picture of UNITEDS new 
    BLACK KIT....YES BLACK..!!!...Its actually a nice kit, 
    
    Matt
32.2803Northern All BlacksGVA05::BURKHALTERTue Aug 03 1993 14:166
    Is this some sort of effort to get the ref on our side :-)
    
    Seriously though if it is black, what colour is the ref going
    to wear?
    
    -Dom
32.2804The man in greenFORTY2::ROBERTSONLiving with Flamingos on the DELTATue Aug 03 1993 15:033
re -.1

The refs have been wearing Green Tops for the last season
32.2805Fashion not FootballPANIC::ANDERSONEndsleigh League Div 1 (Midlands)Tue Aug 03 1993 15:586
    Re : last three
    
    More blatant exploitation of football fans the world over - How many
    different strips have United introduced in the last 18 months - 5?, 6?
    
    Rob
32.2806FORTY2::FOWLERMCome the glorious dayTue Aug 03 1993 15:598
How many strips have Man Utd got now? 5? 6?

What a rip-off.

You'd never catch benevolent Doug Ellis and the Aston Charity Foundation doing
that to their supporters. 8-)

Mike
32.2807PEKING::BAREFIELDABLUE IS THE COLOURTue Aug 03 1993 16:306
    
    I saw this strip in a London shop yesterday, Why do United
    always have such horrible kits..  
    
    Andy..B
    
32.2808It fits their image.ECCGY4::HAIGHGod save the mad parade.Tue Aug 03 1993 18:421
    
32.2809vomit kitCHEFS::HARRISRGoosenargh!Tue Aug 03 1993 18:5613
    It's a bit of a laugh......
    
    Bryan Robson dressed like a ref !!!
    
    
    Rich Harris
    
    p.s. maybe the strip is still green and yellow, but our brains blot out
    the colour clash and tell us it is black.
    
    how about florescent pink with neon blue strips next year, or maybe
    cyan with green shorts, black socks and red boots?
    
32.2810Russian all over the placePEKING::WELLERMWed Aug 04 1993 15:0111
    
    
    UNITED played Celtic last night and won 1-0 with the goal coming
    from Kanchelskis.....any match reports..???
    
    Giggs didn't appear in the second half after a dressing room accident
    apparently Blackmore kicked Giggs in the head while warming up.....
    Giggs at the time was doing his laces up..!! he needed two stiches and
    might miss Charity Shield..
    
    Matt
32.2811SUBURB::WAITEGENGLAND BOYS WE ARE HEREWed Aug 04 1993 15:217
    All I heard was Kanchelskis played brilliantly and he scored after 7
    minutes.  Apparently Bonner in the Celtic goal played well and saved
    his side a few times.  The crowd was 31,000.
    
    
    
    Gary
32.2812Re 2810.. are you serious???????KBOMFG::TANNERU2 are Numbed!!!!!!!!!!!Wed Aug 04 1993 17:327
   Matt if that really happened then it belongs in the "Football Funnies" I do
hope naturally that Giggs will be ok for the start of the season. 

                                                                  -dave-  (::)

p.s Now ye all know why Liverpool had so many injuries last season!!!!!
32.2813what a whimp!!!!!!WELCLU::CADDL.U.F.C. League Champions 1991/92Wed Aug 04 1993 18:2710
    
    
     Was it really that Giggs didn't want his "pretty face" seen by the
    crowd in the state it was????.
      
      How many players have played with worse injuries e.g. Butcher....
    
    
    
    Paul.....
32.2814Ryan has a footballing brainNEWOA::FIDO_TConation is the keyWed Aug 04 1993 18:513
32.2815SHAWB1::STOCKMANSWed Aug 04 1993 18:5432
I'm sure BLONG'll give you a full match report but as I was there.........

Well, the atmosphere was something else!!!! The Celtic fans were great!
Sung there hearts out all night.
The United fans were outnumbered 2 to 1 (it certainly seemed that way)

The main stand was only partially in use due to new seats being installed.
The scoreboard end & United Road were Green & White.

The game itself was excellent. Kanchelskis again played a blinder although from
where I was standing Bonner had the ball but that slight bit of spin
meant it slipped from his grasp!!!! Poor chap.
Both he & Pete Sch played brilliantly.
The goalies kit to go with the new away kit is something else! Brights not the
word for it!!! It's almost a luminous black & white!
Celtic looked good & were on top in the last 25 minutes.

All in all it was a great night & not a sniff of trouble in sight.
Every Celtic fan I spoke to couldn't stop congratulating me on how United
won the league!!!
Both United & Celtic have alot of respect for each other anyway so it was only
to be expected.
A Couple of Celtic fans went on the pitch after the whistle with their flag but
were booed off by EVERYONE straight away!


All I can say is bring on the ARSE! You've won your tournament for this season!


Simon


32.2816traitorCHEFS::HARRISRGoosenargh!Wed Aug 04 1993 18:566
    
    perhaps Giggs didn't want to show off the English half of his blood ?
    
    Rich H
    
    
32.2817A great day/night oot ! PAKORA::JJACKSat Aug 07 1993 20:4328
    
    The SQFCSC were at Old Trafford last Tuesday, and enjoyed a thoroughly
    entertaining match.
    Both sides had chances & I think United can count themselves very lucky
    to come away with a win. 
    Celtic for me, were the better side. Wdowczyk hit a 25 yarder off the
    outside of the post with Schmiecal(sp?) well beaten, Nicholas saw a
    looping header come off junction & post, and then fall into the keepers
    hand. A Creaney shot went thru his legs, only to deflect around the
    wrong side of the post. A brilliant McStay 20 yard volley was parried
    around the post by the Dane.
    United had their chances too...........Giggs, Hughes & Kanchelskis all
    had good scoring opportunities. Poor finishing & excellent saves from
    Packie Bonner keeping them out.
    As for the goal...............The Russian shot from 25 yards. It was
    low & hard....but big Packie had it covered. Unfortunately, on the road
    to goal it took a wicked deflection off Dariusz Wdowcyzk's boot &
    squirmed past Bonner & sneaked in off the base off the post.
    
    The Celtic fans were marvellous, they sang all night......and in reply
    to an earlier entry, they behaved perfectly, didn't they ?
    
    SQFCSC
    
    P.S. Saw two guys a couple of seats away from me wearing Stalybridge
         Celtic tops....anyone wishing to own up to it ?
                            
    
32.2818Up the Celtic(Stalybridge)WOTVAX::MACDONALDIStalybridge CelticMon Aug 09 1993 15:0416
    re: -1
    
    Stalybridge Celtic Tops
    
    
    Well it was not me, although we have a local Man Utd/Celtic Supporters
    club nearby.
    
    It is either that or Stalybridge Celtic are a lot more popular than I
    realised!!!
    
    mac
    
    that are they were sold on the assumption that they were Celtics new
    away strip!!! :-)
     
32.2819United to Retain Title???ESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Mon Aug 09 1993 19:1323
32.2820questionsESSB::BREEMon Aug 09 1993 19:297
    Brian,
    
    Is the squad number a requirement of T.V. or is it a club thing? Also
    is there any reason for the choice of the black of very dark grey
    strip?
    
    Paul
32.2821All the Fashion NowESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Mon Aug 09 1993 20:3712
32.2822What colours do we have Brian????KBOMFG::TANNERU2 are Numbed!!!!!!!!!!!Mon Aug 09 1993 21:094
  Sorry for trespassing in here, but what colors do we have this season Brian???

                                                           -dave-
32.2823Looneypools KitESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Mon Aug 09 1993 21:538
32.2824Super Sub NOT!PANIC::ANDERSONEndsleigh League Div 1 (Midlands)Tue Aug 10 1993 13:554
    Re : Squad Numbers
    
    I understand that Captain Marvel's squad number is 12 - how
    appropriate.
32.2825NEW BREED OF SUPPORTERS!FUDD::BAREFIELDABLUE IS THE COLOURTue Aug 10 1993 17:4713
    
    I'm not happy about the amount of new Man Utd supporters that keep
    popping up everywhere. For instance PEKING::SERJEANT turns up at
    work after the season had finished with the Man Utd shirt on saying
    that its part of a wind up against Man-u fans, now he seems to have
    brought the blue shirt and has been looking at the black one. This
    seems very funny considering that he supported Sunderland last season,
    he's even started to go and watch some matches. I think he's taking
    this wind up to far...
    
    Has anyone else noticed this new breed of Man-u " supporters " ?
    
    Andy..B
32.2826I haven't noticed any difference.ESSB::MCUNNIFFELIVERPOOL WILL ALWAYS BE BESTTue Aug 10 1993 18:1515
          <<< Note 32.2825 by FUDD::BAREFIELDA "BLUE IS THE COLOUR" >>>
                         -< NEW BREED OF SUPPORTERS! >-


>>> Has anyone else noticed this new breed of Man-u " supporters " ?
    
>>> Andy..B

  No, they are all the same to me!!!

      C
      U
  C U N N O
      N
      O
32.2827Have all arose after 26 years practising what a Hedgehog does over the winter months!!!!!!KBOMFG::TANNERU2 are Numbed!!!!!!!!!!!Tue Aug 10 1993 19:027
   Ya hardly expect Mr Serjeants to come into work wearing a Chelsea strip now
do ya....

                                                 sorry gary......

                                                       -dave-
32.2828FriendlyESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Wed Aug 11 1993 22:305
32.2829Cunno, did you see it??ESSB::BREEMon Aug 16 1993 12:153
    Any match report?
    
    Paul
32.2830A good startMIACT::MASONThere's only one UNITEDMon Aug 16 1993 16:138
    United beat Norwich yesterday by 2-0. The goals were scored by Giggs
    and Robson who was in for the injured Cantona.
    
    Anyone know the team? Match report..? Anything..?
    
    Thanks
    
    J
32.2831A Good StartESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Mon Aug 16 1993 17:1117
32.2832A fine start.GALLOP::GOLDSACKMMon Aug 16 1993 17:1847
    I was at the match yesterday. It was like a pre-season friendly against
    a team you know haven't got the strength to hurt you. United played
    Robson as an anchor role in a mid field of three.
    
    			Scmiecal
    Parker	bruce	Pallister	Irwin
    
    			Robson
    	ince			Keane
    
    Kanchelskis		Hughes		Giggs
    
    Subs [Not Used} Sharpe, McClair & Sealey.
    
    Basically, Norwich were frightened of our reputation. They were a
    shadow of the footballing side of last season. United looked strong in
    every department. Bruce & Pallister won everything, Irwin & Parker
    played like anothers set of wingers and Robson, although looking a
    little slow on the turn, was hitting tackles as if they were the last
    ones he'd ever hit.
    Giggs played better than in the Charity Shield but still has more up
    his sleeve. Ince & Kenae ran like whippets in midfield. They were up
    Down, linking off Hughes and bringing the wide men into play. Kanchelskis
    was OK but having said that didn't get much of the ball.
    Mark Hughes was superb. His first touch is improving with every year,
    and the manner in which he brings other players into play was an
    example to all budding centre forwards. 
    I was dissapointed that Cantona was absent but Robson looked well worth
    his place. The goal he got was as good a team goal as you'll see. Irwin
    to Keane on the leftish wing. Steadied, and played it to Ince. Hughes
    showed, just near the Penalty spot, and Ince hit the pass. Hughes
    stepped over the ball and back heeled it, all in one movement, to the
    sprinting Robson who shot right footed into the bottem corner.
    
    All in all a great start to this campaign. The following was strong and
    vocal, and the dogged spririt shown in midfield bodes well for the
    muddy pitches to come. Having said that the grass at Carrow road was
    LOng , and deliberatly so. Apparantly a ploy to stop the Utd passing
    game. Well it didn't work.
    
    Two high spots. The control from bullit like passes of Hughes, and the
    Robson goal.
    
    Norwich 0 Manchester Utd 2.
    
    Mark
    
32.2833ECCGY4::HAIGHSwipe me wiv a jellied eelTue Aug 17 1993 13:0611
    >Having said that the grass at Carrow road was
    >LOng , and deliberatly so. Apparantly a ploy to stop the Utd passing
    >game. Well it didn't work.
    
    	That sounds like a fairly typical 'Old Trafford type' comment.
    
    	United did play well and deserved their win, to say Norwich were
    a shadow blahblah... or frightened is, to put it mildly, unfair. 
    Certainly in the last 15-20 minutes they looked more like scoring, 
    mainly because of the introduction of Ekoku for the ineffective Robins. 
    
32.2834SUBURB::ABSOLOMTSeventy nine days and countingTue Aug 17 1993 16:5610
    
    Leave it out! Norwich were rubbish. They didn't look interested for
    most of the match.
    
    In fact, Ekoku was the only player who earned his wages, and he was
    only on for 15 minutes.
    
    Tony
    
    
32.2835Sour Grapes already!TENTO1::GOLDSACKMWed Aug 18 1993 13:1614
    Re-2
    
    The fact was the grass was long. Apparantly, Martin Peters, ex-Norwich,
    stated this on Sky TV as well as us noticing it. We must have started
    well, and looked impressive if others are fed up our comments?
    
    In the paper this morning Fergie states that he is open to offers for
    his SON Darren. Apparntly 750,000 will secure his signature. Who do you
    think will follow after this? Dublin, Kanchelskis and Martin &
    Blackmore might also go during the season. Is Wallace still with us?
    
    Another three points tonight please.
    
    Mark
32.2836fixtures!PEKING::CHADWICKMWed Aug 18 1993 21:556
    can anybody supply me with a fixture list for the season.  A manc down
    south away from home  in dire need of watching some decent football.
    Help if you can.
    
    Chad
    
32.2837FixturesESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Thu Aug 19 1993 13:4211
32.2838"Top of the table already !! "KERNEL::NDAYQuazimodo sang,'It started with a syst'Thu Aug 19 1993 13:5510
The REDS go top of the table already after smashing 3 against Sheffield United
at Old Trafford last night.

A great start for Roy Keane, opening his account with 2 of the goals. Mark
Hughes got the third.

Any match reports anyone ?

Nige.
32.2839Up Where We Belong- Top of the LeagueESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Thu Aug 19 1993 17:128
32.2840Anyone Know Last Nights TeamESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Thu Aug 19 1993 17:191
32.2841Last nights teamOPG::TONYThu Aug 19 1993 18:256
Brian,

The team was unchanged with McClair and Sharpe subs...McClair came on for the
last 20 mins. replacing Robson. So no Cantona again..!!

Tony
32.2842Fergie jnr. on his way?PAKORA::JOWENSThu Aug 19 1993 20:429
    
     Don't know if this has already been said but Fergie has granted his 
    son a transfer away from Old Trafford.  It was seemingly puting to much
    pressure on his son.  The asking price is expected to be 750k.
    
     Ant opinions???
    
     John.
    
32.2843Darren for Ibrox!MACNAS::MJGREANEYI WAKE-UP SLEEPINGThu Aug 19 1993 20:498
    re:-1
    
    the papers speculate that Walter Smith is interested in Darren
    
    750k seems a lot of money for an untried player:-)))
    
    
    M.J.
32.2844FORTY2::ASHMail Interchange Group, ReadingThu Aug 19 1993 21:339
>                     <<< Note 32.2842 by PAKORA::JOWENS >>>
>                          -< Fergie jnr. on his way? >-

>     Ant opinions???
    
This seems a little hard on the many intelligent ManU supporters in this 
conference.

grahame
32.2845Bye bye Danny boyOPG::JULIANA bientotFri Aug 20 1993 15:474
    Danny Wallace has been free transferred to Wimbledon according to
    CEEFAX.
    
    Julian
32.2846PLUNDR::MORANUntil DEC doth us part!Fri Aug 20 1993 16:272
    
    Poor lad!
32.2847SUBURB::COMMITCommit GroupFri Aug 20 1993 16:407
    
         You can laugh at Wimbledon but lets face it they're higher than 
         Newcastle in the league and they will be higher at the end of
         season.
    
    
         Baz
32.2848FORTY2::FOWLERMCome the glorious dayFri Aug 20 1993 18:3611
Wotcha,

A friend of mine wants to get her husband tickets for the man Utd versus
Tottenham game at White Hart lane on Jan 15th. Is there any chance of getting
tickets via man U so that he can be with his fellow supporters?

Cheers for any info,

Mike

P.S. I'll enter this in the Tottenham note just in case.
32.2849Keeping an Eye on CantonaESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Fri Aug 20 1993 19:379
32.2850From complacency to where..?MIACT::MASONThere's only one UNITEDMon Aug 23 1993 15:3035
    Manchester United 1 Newcastle United 1
    Giggs		Cole
    41,829
    
    An extremely careless performance saw us drop two points on Saturday.
    We looked lazy - a case of over-confidence perhaps? The defence had a
    terrible afternoon and gave Newcastle far too much room. The
    combination of the Cypriot (sorry, can't spell his name!) and Cole
    could have, and probably should have caused us more damage than they
    did when they combined to produce the goal in the second half.
    
    Giggs put us ahead in the first half with one of his free kicks. He
    curled it around a seven-man wall and past the diving 'keeper. From
    then on, opportunities came to Keane, Hughes, Giggs, Kanchelskis and
    McClair, but all were wasted. Kanchelskis was guilty of extreme
    selfishness when he took the ball down the right wing and had Giggs
    storming down the left to provide the backup. The 'keeper advanced on
    Kanchelskis who went for goal when Giggs was by far the better option.
    He was quite rightly furious.
    
    We were more than capable of winning this game but we looked as though
    we didn't care. Ferguson, interviewed after the game, was quite rightly
    a very unhappy man. To be philosophical, perhaps we needed a kick up
    the a**e and this early on in the season is better for it to happen
    than in January.
    
    Let's hope Fergie gave it to them good and  proper in time for
    tonight's game at Villa Park which is likely to be an extremely tough
    prospect. They beat us at this fixture last year, let's hope we can get
    one back.
    
    J
    
    PS Read in the papers over the weekend that Oldham have put in a bid
    for Darren Ferguson.
32.2851A False Dawn on Merseyside :-)ESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Mon Aug 23 1993 17:0314
32.2852 Liverpool are menacing.ESSB::MCUNNIFFELIVERPOOL WILL ALWAYS BE BESTMon Aug 23 1993 20:4523
   <<< Note 32.2851 by ESSB::BLONG "UNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993" >>>
                      -< A False Dawn on Merseyside :-) >-

>>though as it early in the season, and we all know that the early leaders never
>>stick the pace. Is'nt that right Scousers :-).

   Brian,
          True, we all remember in 1985-86 when the Mancs won the first ten
games on the trot but who was ahead by May. The mighty Liverpool of course
taking 34 out of a possible 36 final points.

From what I saw yesterday, liverpool will take some stopping and Whelan
was in majestic mood clearing up in defence, putting in the tackles,
spraying the ball around nicely (not dissimilar to my own game) and scoring
a beautiful goal.

  Bring on the Mancs
       
       c
       u
   c u n n o
       n
       o
32.2853United ChampionssssssssssssssssssssssssssESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Mon Aug 23 1993 21:588
32.2854Man Utd go Top....GVA05::BURKHALTERTue Aug 24 1993 10:023
    As just heard on World Service:   Aston Villa 1 - 2 Man Utd
    
    -Dom
32.2855Villa 1 Utd. 2ESSB::MCUNNIFFELIVERPOOL WILL ALWAYS BE BESTTue Aug 24 1993 14:0622
     Villa 1 Man. U 2

    A great game and some lovely attractive football from Villa who should
have won this game. Two goals from Sharp that resulted from defensive errors
puts the Mancs back on top until Wednesday night.

Dalian Atkinson scored a cracker for Villa and Richardson saw a superb shot
come off the woodwork. Big Ron must be disappointed to lose a game like this
so early in the season.

From what I saw last night, Liverpool need not have too many worries about
these so called rivals. Villa should finish in the top three with Utd.
possibly in the top six at the finish............but of course I could be
wrong.
      

       C
       U
   C U N N O  
       N
       O
32.2856SUBURB::ABSOLOMTeighty four days and countingTue Aug 24 1993 14:1311
    
    I take it you are going to convieniently forget Giggs hitting the
    inside of the post, or Spink getting a desperate hand to a Andre shot,
    or Schemicael being to blame for Atkinsons goal. Or M.U having more
    shots on goal than Villa.
    
    Poor old Martin, reality is a distant memory.
    
    Tony
    
    
32.2857PEKING::WILSOND1DAVE WILSON @WLCTue Aug 24 1993 14:229
    
    Quality game this, both sides look very good, and will do well in
    Europe (imo).
    
    It's ominous for everyone else this season that Man Utd were so much
    better than the second place team last year. Villa look good again, but
    Mancs Utd were clearly the better team last night.
    
    Dave...
32.2858Best by a MileESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Tue Aug 24 1993 14:419
32.2859Danny WallaceOPG::JULIANA bientotTue Aug 24 1993 16:164
According to CEEFAX "Wimbledon have pulled out of buying" Danny Wallace.
Interesting as it was  also CEEFAX that said he had been free transferred!

Julian
32.2860Danny WhoESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Tue Aug 24 1993 16:5715
32.2861Cantona? Why?MOEUR1::SMITHTue Aug 24 1993 17:499
    
    Re : Cantona
    
    Based on his performance for the French against Sweden on Sunday if I
    were Fergie I'd continue to clame he's injured!!
    
    Regards,
    Ian
    
32.2862No Cantona, No Cup...GVA05::BURKHALTERTue Aug 24 1993 18:2610
    Cantona did not have a good game against the Swedes but 9 out of 10
    games he makes the difference between France winning and losing...
    
    ...not too different to his effect on Man U last year and Leeds the
    year before.
    
    Beware, drop him and he'll go and join Liverpool, and they'll win the
    league! ;-)
    
    -Dom
32.2863Good team....Europe?PAKORA::JOWENSTue Aug 24 1993 18:5013
    
     RE...a few back.
    
     Last nights game was a cracker with United looking great but when it
    comes to Europe what players will they use.
     In last nights team there was Scmiechal(sp), Hughes, Irwin,
    Kanchelskis(sp), Keane all playing with McClair on the bench and
    Cantona not available.  To only be able to pick 3 of these guys will
    make it a bit tricky for Ferguson, will it not?
     How do you guys see it, ie which team will he put out?
    
      John
    
32.2864FORTY2::FOWLERMCome the glorious dayTue Aug 24 1993 19:4525
I'm no Manc supporter but how about:

Schmeichel, 
Bruce, Parker, Pallister, Sharpe,
Keane, Ince, Giggs, Robson,
Hughes, Cantona

Subs: Sealey, Dublin, A.N.Other

That includes Cantona and Schmeichel as your foreigners, and Hughes, Giggs, and
Keane as your assimilated players. From what I've seen this season Irwin has
been poor so he won't be missed. Too old=no speed. McClair has always been
rubbish.

It's always going to be worth playing Schmeichel because he is the best goalie
in the world by a street and is probably worth a goal a game if not more. Makes
me sick. 8-)

Fergie said at the beginning of the season that Dublin has looked good in
pre-season and will feature in the European games.

Alternatively you could always just buy your way to the European Cup like you
bought your way to the league last season. 8-)

Mike
32.2865Could Look Like ThisESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Tue Aug 24 1993 22:2830
32.2866Sealey in goals at home?????PAKORA::JOWENSWed Aug 25 1993 13:059
    re-1
    
     Would it be worth playing Sealey at OT, when Hughes is available, so
    that Cantona, Giggs and Sparky could all play.
    
     Just a thought.....
    
       John.
    
32.2867SHIPS::EDWARDS_DWed Aug 25 1993 14:263
    In the papers today, it was reported that Hughes is no longer
    considered to be a 'foreigner' under UEFA rules.  Move him into the
    assimilated category.
32.2868Still need to mix 'n' matchSHIPS::MACDONALD_JWed Aug 25 1993 14:408
    You are still only allowed 3 foreigners and 2 assimilated players so
    having Hughes assimilated doesn't make a whole load of difference
    really. I suppose it means you can play Sparky and not Irwin but I've
    always been impressed by Irwin...
    
    Bloody silly Italian inspired rule anyway!
    
    Jamie
32.2869Maastricht old chaps?OPG::JULIANA bientotWed Aug 25 1993 16:0722
This whole scheme about "foreigners" seems counter to the purpose of the
EC. Football seems to be the only industry that gets penalised for
freedom of contract and movement within the EC. The single market enshrines 
this as a principle of the EC and its operation/co-operation. I could 
understand it better if it related to players "foreign" to the EC ie from 
Russia or USA or South America. But it doesn't do so exclusively. 

Perhaps our German and French colleagues would like to comment? ;-)

On strictly technical terms English teams should play Welsh and Northern 
Irish Players as English as they are Principalities and Provinces of England 
respectively.
Scotland and England are a nation at the UN called the United Kingdom! 
In that sense it is no different to people who were in East Germany
playing in teams that were West German. The head of state is the same.

(I hasten to add that I am not being anti-Welsh/Scottish/Irish nationalist nor 
do I want my house burnt down as a result of that comment!!! Legally
it is true; I don't necessarily go along with it!! I mean we could call
em all Scots for example!).

Julian
32.2870On the way to a British team ?NEWOA::FIDO_TConation is the keyWed Aug 25 1993 17:068
    Julian,
    
    	if English teams call for Welsh, Scots etc. to not be classed as
    foreigners, FIFA will call for us to have only one international team.
    There are many footballing nations who want there to be a British team
    so that there is room for more nations in championships.
    
    Terry
32.2871thin end of a wedge??ESSB::BREEWed Aug 25 1993 18:489
    re.2869 and .2870
    
    Could it be that FIFA/UEFA have in their long term plan to have only
    one United Kingdom team, like in the Eurovision Song Contest?
    
    It looks like a carrot and stick, the stick being a restriction on your
    strongest teams in club competition the carrot being ......?
    
    Paul
32.2872not a bad ideaCHEFS::HARRISRGoosenargh!Wed Aug 25 1993 19:166
    But think of the team that could be put out ! With the likes of Walker,
    Giggs, Rush, Gough, Keane, Gascoine, all in the same team it kinda
    makes me shudder.
    
    Rich
    
32.2873one drawbackCHEFS::HARRISRGoosenargh!Wed Aug 25 1993 19:182
    but then again, a donkey like Taylor would probably end up as manager,
    when Venables, Keegan, Hoddle , Charlton would be much better.
32.2874SIOG::BRADLEYWed Aug 25 1993 19:204
    
       I would like to point out that Keane is Irish not British.
    
       Gary...
32.2875Barmby then?CHEFS::HARRISRGoosenargh!Wed Aug 25 1993 19:247
    Sorry.
    
    Who needs him anyway. He isn't that good.
    
    I think I'd better run!
    
    Rich.
32.2876THATS IT!!GAOV10::MURPHYWed Aug 25 1993 20:293
    RE:-1
    YOUR DEAD...
    
32.2877World ChampionsOPG::JULIANA bientotWed Aug 25 1993 21:4124
Personally I have always thought one team would be a continual
World Cup/European Chamionship winning formula. Even thicko Taylor 
would have to work hard to spoil it.

It always puzzles me why the Irish (North and South) don't follow
their own Rugby Union example and have one football  team too.

Back to the UK though think of a team with mixing the talents of
Giggs, McCoist, McStay, Gazza*, Rush, Ince, etc etc

Think back and of a team that could have included Charlton, Best, Law, 
Crerand etc. Actually there was such a side it was called


MANCHESTER UNITED!!!!!

World cup winners thats what we would be.

Julian




* when he wore the plastic mask he got the nickname Fat Tum of the Opera.
32.2878Coca-colaOPG::JULIANA bientotThu Aug 26 1993 16:163
United drew Stoke City in the Coca-Cola. Away I think.

Julian
32.2879The PotteriesESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Thu Aug 26 1993 16:585
32.2880Southampton 1 - 3 UnitedGVA05::BURKHALTERMon Aug 30 1993 10:5413
    Man Utd dominated what was said to be a great game, with Cantona back
    after injury and having a hand in all 3 goals. He got the second 
    with a superb 'chip' over the goalie. Ferguson told the press he turned
    to Ryan Giggs in the dug-out and told him 'when you can place a shot
    like that your a real footballer'. 
    
    Mind you, Giggs is probably the last player on the team who needs
    any help!.....
    
    United have a very strong squad this year, is it good enough to win
    the European Cup?
    
    -Dom
32.2881InternationalsESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Wed Sep 01 1993 17:1615
32.2882Clear at the TopESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Thu Sep 02 1993 14:009
32.2883The Story So FarESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Thu Sep 02 1993 17:1360
Manchester United Football Club

Fixtures for Season 1993/94                    Result  Scorers

* Live on SKY
@ Live on ITV

Sat Aug  7th   Arsenal (CH)  Wembley            1-1    Hughes (Utd Won 5-4 Pens)

Sun Aug 15th * Norwich City (A)                 2-0    Giggs,Robson
Wed Aug 18th   Sheffield United (H)             3-0    Keane(2),Hughes
Sat Aug 21th   Newcastle United (H)             1-1    Giggs
Mon Aug 23rd * Aston Villa (A)                  2-1    Sharpe(2)
Sat Aug 28th   Southampton (A)                  3-1    Sharpe,Cantona,Irwin
Wed Sep  1st   West Ham United (H)              3-0    Sharpe,Cantona,Bruce
Sat Sep 11th   Chelsea (A)
Wed Sep 15th @ Honved (A) (EC 1st Rd 1L)
Sun Sep 19th * Arsenal (H) 
Wed Sep 22nd   Stoke City (A) (C Cola)           
Sat Sep 25th   Swindon Town (H)
Wed Sep 29th @ Honved (H) (EC 1st Rd 2L)
Sat Oct  2nd   Sheffield Wednesday (A)
Wed Oct  5th   Stoke City (H) (C Cola)
Sat Oct 16th   Spurs (H)
Wed Oct 20th   European Cup 2nd Round 1st Leg
Sat Oct 23rd   Everton (A)
Sat Oct 30th   Queens Park Rangers (H)
Wed Nov  3rd   European Cup 2nd Round 2nd Leg
Sun Nov  7th * Manchester City (A)    
Sat Nov 20th   Wimbledon (H)
Wed Nov 24th   Ipswich Town (H)
Sat Nov 27th   Coventry City (A)
Sat Dec  4th   Norwich City (H)
Tue Dec  7th   Sheffield United (A)
Sat Dec 11th   Newcastle United (A)
Sat Dec 18th   Aston Villa (H)
Sun Dec 26th * Blackburn Rovers (H)   
Tue Dec 28th   Oldham Athletic (A)
Sat Jan  1st   Leeds United (H)
Mon Jan  3rd   Liverpool (A)
Sat Jan  8th   F.A. Cup 3rd Round
Sat Jan 15th   Spurs (A)
Sat Jan 22nd   Everton (H)
Sat Jan 29th   F.A. Cup 4th Round
Sat Feb 12th   Queens Park Rangers (A)
Sat Feb 19th   Southampton (H)
Sat Feb 26th   West Ham United (A)
Sat Mar  5th   Chelsea (H)
Sat Mar 12th   Arsenal (A)
Sat Mar 19th   Swindon Town (A)
Sat Mar 26th   Sheffield Wednesday (H)
Wed Mar 30th   Liverpool (H)
Sat Apr  2nd   Blackburn Rovers (A)
Mon Apr  4th   Oldham Athletic (H)
Sat Apr  9th   Leeds United (A)
Sat Apr 16th   Wimbledon (A)
Sat Apr 23rd   Manchester City (H)
Sat Apr 30th   Ipswich Town (A)
Sat May  7th   Coventry City (H)

32.2884United v Hammers, match reportMIACT::MASONThere's only one UNITEDFri Sep 03 1993 16:5438
    Manchester United 3 West Ham 0
    Sharpe
    Cantona (pen)
    Bruce
    
    A stroll in the park for the Champions who were playing without Mark
    Hughes (apparently rested as he is banned from the European 1st leg).
    
    The first half was fast and frantic. West Ham were mere spectators, one
    chance apart. Every time we went into attack the football was pacy,
    fluid and exciting. Cantona was playing a game of his own - the guy is
    really incredible! The attacks we put together should have produced
    more than the three goals we eventually settled for. Sharpe's was a
    beaut. He rose above the defence and put a powerful header in - that's
    four in three games for him. Good form which'll hopefully continue.
    
    Roger Milford had a tough time. Two claims for penalties before the
    eventual Cantona one was given. West Ham were forced into tackling the
    last man in the box as we were moving the ball about so fast they
    couldn't keep up. The two claims previous to the one we got were just
    waved away, but it was touch and go with them both. Where was the
    linesman?
    
    The second half was boring (from a spectator point of view) in
    comparison. West Ham had a lot of the posession but they went nowhere
    as Pallister, who had a great game, just stopped them in their tracks.
    We looked strong and in no real danger of losing our advantage. The
    third goal made the scoreline look more respectable I thought.
    
    Sharpe and Pallister looked to be the players on form. Parker really
    needs to sort his passing out - he was diabolical at times. Keane was 
    powering up and down making some storming runs into the box. He also
    had a couple of shots. 
    
    The next home game is the Arse which should provide us with more of a
    test. 
    
    J
32.2885Is Eric the French equivalent of John Barnes?MOEUR1::SMITHFri Sep 03 1993 18:0625
    
    > Cantona was playing a game of his own - the guy is
    > really incredible! 
    
    But he hasn't done it for the French national team for a game or few!
    
    > Sharpe's was a beaut. He rose above the defence and put a powerful 
    > header in - that's four in three games for him. Good form which'll 
    > hopefully continue.
    
    On the basis that his form has returned to 'normal' after last season,
    I hope England pick him for the forthcoming game.
    
    > West Ham had a lot of the posession but they went nowhere
    > as Pallister, who had a great game, just stopped them in their tracks.
    
    What else would you expect of a truly 'great' England centre-half?  If
    the three Utd players in the England squad aren't playing agains Poland
    then that explains everything, selection policy?  What selection
    policy!
    
    Ian
    
    And I'm a West Ham supporter!!!   Ouch.
    
32.2886Couldn't be more different - he scores goals!GVA05::BURKHALTERFri Sep 03 1993 19:2210
    Ian,
        Cantona is the equivalent of Barnes at the skill level, the
      difference is that he does carry it on to the National team.
      He had an off game in the last one, but in the previous 3
      he scored.
    
      He and Papin are the two key strikers for France, and it's  
      near certain they will qualify for World Cup - USA.
    
    -Dom
32.28873 Points PleaseESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Fri Sep 10 1993 17:016
32.2888FORTY2::ROBERTSONLiving with Flamingos on the DELTAFri Sep 10 1993 18:104
I read on CEEFAX that Ferguson is thinking of resting Giggs tomorrow, in
preparation for EUrope next week, and bringing in Hughes.

Al
32.2889Doesn't clash with the Chess at leastOPG::JULIANA bientotFri Sep 10 1993 21:035
    Honved match..TV coverage starts at 7PM so kick-off probably around
    7.30 I guess.
    
    Julian
    
32.2890Stevie Bruce is Green AlloverESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Sat Sep 11 1993 19:1415
32.2891results timeMACNAS::MJGREANEYI WAKE-UP SLEEPINGSun Sep 12 1993 16:091
    Chelsea 1 - Utd - 0
32.2892The rules ahven't changedGALVIA::SPAINsigned long gary();Mon Sep 13 1993 00:416
    
    FIFA cannot overlook the youth and B caps.  Eamonn O'Keefe played one
    game and was then declared ineligible by FIFA if I remember correctly.  
    I don't see how Steve Bruce will be allowed to play.
    
    Gary.
32.2893Why doesn't ......MOVIES::PLAYFORDKevin @ EDO-13 [DTN:824-3394]Mon Sep 13 1993 13:268
Maybe you guys have a reason then.....

Why doesn't Graham Taylor play Pallister and Bruce alongside each other at the back
for England??

Regards
Kev (not a Man U fan)
32.2894SUBURB::WAITEGI LOOK LIKE MARK OWENMon Sep 13 1993 13:597
    Re 2893
    
    Because Tony Adams is better than Steve Bruce.
    
    
    
    Gary
32.28955 CapsESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Mon Sep 13 1993 14:126
32.2896Laugh, I nearly wet myselfMOEUR1::SMITHMon Sep 13 1993 14:264
    
    HaHaHaHaHa..........   ad infinitum....
    
    Ian (Not a Man Utd fan)
32.2897PEKING::WARBURTONGIs it herbal deficiency Doc??!Mon Sep 13 1993 15:309
       
    
    I agree with Gary on Tony Adams .Lets face it Bruce plays for the
    weaker team in Manchester .Good win for Chelsea as well.  Any comments
    Mr Absolom???
    
    
    
    Warburtong  *Come on you Blues*
32.2898FORTY2::ROBERTSONLiving with Flamingos on the DELTAMon Sep 13 1993 16:0315
I'm surprised that no-one has yet mentioned the almost goal of the season by
Eric the Gaul on Saturday.

For those who didn't see it, Kharin came running out of his area (About 15
Yards) to head away the ball, which ended in the Man Utd half. Eric turned as
the ball went over him, to face his own goal. The ball was then played to Eric,
and as the ball came to him, he let it bounce once, turned on his left foot and
sent the ball goalward. Kharin was just getting back into his area, saw the ball
bounce on the 6 yard line and bounce up onto the bar.

It wasn't the fact that he tried a lob from 40 yards that was amazing, it was
the fact that after Kharin had headed the ball he didn't look at the Chelsea
goal again until he'd already shot.

Al
32.2899bless emSUBURB::ABSOLOMTOne o three and countingMon Sep 13 1993 16:307
    
    I'm not to disappointed Guy. It pleases me to see one result give so
    many downtrodden Chelsea fans the thrill of the year.
    
    Tony
    
    
32.2900Bruce for Ireland?GALVIA::SPAINsigned long gary();Mon Sep 13 1993 16:3011
    
    Re O'Keefe (slight rathole) Now that you mention it I do remember he
    played in the Japan Cup and I think even v USSR.  Did he play one game
    v Wales in 1981 and was then declared ineligible or am I think of
    someone else.
    
    Steve Bruce has won a few caps for England at under age.  I cannot see
    how FIFA can ignore this.  Anyway I hope they do because we could do
    with a new centre half as cover.
    
    Gary.
32.2901SUBURB::ABSOLOMTOne o three and countingMon Sep 13 1993 16:308
    
    2000
    
    Woohoo!
    
    Tony
    
    
32.2902SUBURB::ABSOLOMTOne o three and countingMon Sep 13 1993 16:316
    
    Owww, I wuz skanked.
    
    Tony
    
    
32.2903Beaten, But Still on TopESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Mon Sep 13 1993 17:1712
32.2904BLKPUD::WATTERSONPwho me ?Mon Sep 13 1993 17:209
    
    Brian,
    
    you missed 'over the moon' and 'sick as a parrot' - other than that you
    got every other football cliche I know.......
    
    Paul...
    
    :-)
32.2905Is bruce really irish?AIMTEC::WICKS_AU.S.A 2 England 0 - I was there!Mon Sep 13 1993 22:536
    I assume Bruce has an Irish granny - Brian didn't mention his
    qualifications.
    
    regards,
    
    Andrew.D.Wicks
32.2906Bruce is still EnglishFORTY2::ASHMail Interchange Group, ReadingTue Sep 14 1993 16:414
I believe the English FA have told Charlton that he can't have Bruce as he's 
represented England at a lower level.

g
32.2907The TeamESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Tue Sep 14 1993 17:155
32.2908Bruce for ZimbabweBREW11::MASONThere's only one UNITEDWed Sep 15 1993 16:4423
    Been away for a while and I am aghast at this Bruce for Ireland talk.
    He'd be mad to consider it even. What is it with these players who
    decide to swop nationalities and play for a different country because
    a)they can't get into their own national sides and b)they discover they
    were adopted by an Irish/English/Whatever cat when they were 2. Bruce
    is English and if Taylor doesn't want to pick him then tough.
    
    I was listening to 6.06 at the weekend and talk there was that Giggs
    should be playing for England!!! What is this c**p? Do Wales not count
    or something? Wales are as much a valid International side as anyone.
    
    If you don't think the argument is a ridiculous one, imagine this
    little scenario....Cantona discovers that his Granny is English and
    decides that he wants to now play for England...
    
    If your parentage/place of birth is Wales/England/Scotland/Zimbabwe/S
    Africa, then that is your nationality and that is the country you 
    should play for.
    
    Oh I feel much better now....
    
    J
    
32.2909principlesCHEFS::HARRISRGOOSENARGHWed Sep 15 1993 17:158
    The Giggs thing is a little more complicated. Giggs was the England
    Schoolboy captain, not the Welsh schoolboys. Of course he had a
    different surname then, but if it is good for Giggs then the same
    principle should apply for Bruce. ie you have to stick with the nation,
    you played for at each level. If Bruce plays for Ireland then does he
    become a foreign player in European tournaments ?
    
    Rich H.
32.2910FORTY2::FOWLERMCome the glorious dayWed Sep 15 1993 17:168
Bruce can't play for Ireland because he played for England youth or U-21s.

Giggs played for England schoolboys, so perhaps that's why they say he should be
playing for England. Don't know where he was born though.

Who cares, Taylor wouldn't pick him anyway. 8-)

Mike
32.2911An Englishman's ChateauSIOG::A_KELLYWed Sep 15 1993 18:1314
    re .2908
    
    UK law lesson for today:
    
    >imagine this little scenario...Cantona discovers his granny is English
     and wants to play for England....
    
    UK citizens take their citizenship from their father (or mother) only.
    Having English grandparents doesn't entitle you to be English (unlike
    Ireland of course where it does [so does drinking enough porter, or
    owning an Irish wolfhound etc etc ;) ]).
    
    
    I KNOW....who gives a %$@#......
32.2912National law <> FIFA rulesNEWOA::FIDO_TConation is the keyWed Sep 15 1993 18:3011
>    UK citizens take their citizenship from their father (or mother) only.
>    Having English grandparents doesn't entitle you to be English (unlike
>    Ireland of course where it does [so does drinking enough porter, or
>    owning an Irish wolfhound etc etc ;) ]).
         
    While not disagreeing with you ( I really don't know what the rules are
    and, like you said, who gives a **** anyway ), but aren't FIFA's rules
    for nationality qualification a totally different kettle of fish. At
    least then, all countries have the same qualification for football.
    
    Terry
32.2913FIFA vs. the Granny RulePAVONE::TURNERWed Sep 15 1993 18:4020
    re: .2912
    >While not disagreeing with you ( I really don't know what the rules are
    >and, like you said, who gives a **** anyway ), but aren't FIFA's rules
    >for nationality qualification a totally different kettle of fish. At
    >least then, all countries have the same qualification for football.
    
    That would appear to be the root of the whole problem. Incredible as it
    is, FIFA's rules for nationality qualification seem to be somewhat
    flexible. 
    
    I recall a newspaper interview with Ciaran (sp?) Fitzgerald, the Irish
    rugby captain. The reporter, displaying great reserves of tact and
    diplomacy, asked how it is was that Ireland always seemed to pick up
    the wooden spoon in the Five Nations championship. Fitzgerald's answer
    was immediate:
    
    "One reason is that, unlike the football mob, we don't give a cap to
    any old git who just happens to have a dog called Seamus!"
    
    Dom
32.2914RTOEU::RDELANEYDemdatdeseandose.....Wed Sep 15 1993 18:4315
    >If your parentage/place of birth is Wales/England/Scotland/Zimbabwe/S
    >Africa, then that is your nationality and that is the country you 
    >should play for.
    
    Fortunately for the Republic of Ireland FIFA has a different view. My 5
    year old was born and bred in Germany but parents are Scottish/Irish. I
    dread to see her throwing the discus for Germany !! I'd much prefer to
    see her represent Ireland at something while my wife would want her
    representing Scotland (or at a stretch UK).
    
    I do think though that once you've made your choice then you should
    stick with it (ie. If Bruce has played for England at any level then
    that's it, he's an English player).
    
    - Robin
32.29152-3 for Man. UtdGVA05::BURKHALTERThu Sep 16 1993 10:1010
    As heard from a BBC world service this morning....
    
    If I heard correct Utd scored the first 3 goals in the first half,
    Giggs,Sharp(?) and Cantona. The second half saw a lot of good chances
    slip, plus some sloppy defending allowed the Hungarians get 2 back.
    
    Still this 'should' be more than enough with an away win, and 3 
    goals scored...
    
    -Dom
32.2916Clever Boy , Roy !AYOV11::KMCCLELLANDThe Honest TruthThu Sep 16 1993 10:311
    According to news last night, Keane scored 2 and Cantona the other
32.2917waste not, want notESSB::BREEThu Sep 16 1993 13:057
    I watched it on UTV and couldn't believe how wasteful United were up
    front. If they get past this round they certainly won't survive further
    when the opposition gets tougher.
    
    Still, a win is a win is a win.
    
    Paul
32.2918FORTY2::FOWLERMCome the glorious dayThu Sep 16 1993 13:1419
While I am admittedly far from unbiased, I must say that I thought Cantona was
pretty poor last night, especially after Honved pulled the second goal back.
After that Eric seemed to decided that 3-2 was good enough and gave up.

Irwin was rubbish as well, but that's no shock given his form of late. Time to
spend some of that hideous amount of cash you have, methinks.

The score went 0-1, 1-1, 1-2, 1-3, 2-3.

A lot of Utds first touches were low quality as well. 

On the plus side, I thought Robson played well and Bruce is always impressive.
Sharpe I thought was excellent, especially when he had to spend half his time
covering for Dennis Irwin in defence.

No worries in the return leg, especially if they find an English defender to
replace Irwin and play Hughes up front.

Mike
32.2919Bizarre or what?SIOG::A_KELLYThu Sep 16 1993 13:2116
    Well I had hoped to get a note in here before all the ManU faithful
    went into raptures, but I guess I'm too late.
    
    From a neutral's perspective it was great entertainment, like one of
    those choreographed wrestling bouts or a circus act. People expertly 
    falling over at just the right time, sad French clowns deliberately
    missing golden opportunities, little Welsh Wizards losing their magic
    wands. It had everything for the Man United supporter, three goals
    away from home plus a win, and the sight of the great Roy Keane scoring
    two goals.
    
    To be honest though...
    
    Barnet could have put three past that defence....
    
    Just a little bit of fun.....Ned  
32.2920A team of 'nether-regions'.ECCGY4::HAIGHIf voting ever solved anything, they'd ban it.Thu Sep 16 1993 13:295
    .2907> Phelan, Dublin, Sealey, Martin, and Butt on the bench.
    					       ^^^^
    
    
    	HOW unfortunate?
32.2921the good ol British footie commentatorSIOG::HOWARDThere's juice loose aboot this hooseThu Sep 16 1993 13:336
    Did anyone hear Brian Moore's Freudian Slip about the Honved manager.
    He was trying to say that he has had a fantastic amount of success in his
    18 months in Hungary, but it came out as;
    		"he has had a fantastic amount of sex since....."
    
    Denis Law was having convulsions trying to keep the laughter in
32.2922Starting Off with a WinESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Thu Sep 16 1993 14:0519
32.2923Result more important than the performancePLUNDR::MORANWaist not, want not!Thu Sep 16 1993 14:389
    
    I thought it was a hugely entertaining game and on occasions United
    looked awesome going forward. Having said that they should've scored
    5 -- Giggs and then Cantona with incredulous misses. Both teams were 
    seriously inept at the back, with mistake after mistake. It did make
    for an exciting game though and I'd expect United to score at least 4 
    in the home leg and probably concede 3!!
    
    Tim 
32.2924Even my sister could have scored from there!CHEFS::HARRISRGOOSENARGHThu Sep 16 1993 14:4110
    I think the pitch was as much to blame for the defending. I watched the
    match, and every time I turned over to see how Indiana Jones was doing
    someone scored, but what I did see was a pitch that Torville and DFean
    would have had trouble keeping upright on.
    
    Rich H.
    
    p.s. I can't believe that miss from Cantona.
    
    
32.2925A good night in Europe for England....PEKING::COSSEYNThu Sep 16 1993 15:069
    
    In defence of Cantona I think he wasn't expecting Giggs to pass the
    ball, why Giggs didn't have a shot I don't know. Mind you after Giggs
    miss in the first half I'm not suprised he passed it. Anyway a good
    game. With Sharpe and Ince being the best two players on the
    park.
    
    Neil...
    
32.2926It's easy...pass the ball..SIOG::A_KELLYThu Sep 16 1993 15:2113
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     >>> I think I'll take up the game when I leave Digital....after all 
         I'm only 40.
    
      
         But when you play indoor on Thursday you play like a 20 year old.
         You have'nt consulted the Chinese trianer ???????
    
         Gary...
32.2928OH AH CantonaESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Thu Sep 16 1993 16:098
32.2929That's right blame the pitch...SIOG::A_KELLYThu Sep 16 1993 16:548
    Brian, Brian,
    	Cantona had time to stop the ball, sit down on it, untie his
    offending boot laces, get up, turn around and back heel the ball in.
    As I said before he's a professional, doing this for a living, the
    playing surface just ain't a valid excuse. I'm sure HE doesn't have an 
    excuse for the miss.
    
    Cheers....Ned
32.2930SIOG::HOWARDThere's juice loose aboot this hooseThu Sep 16 1993 17:164
    Ned, you broke the golden rule. Thou shalt not criticise any Man U
    player ever....
    10 Hail Marys and 5 Our Father's should do it......
    Ray....
32.2931....Cantona...?GVA05::BURKHALTERThu Sep 16 1993 17:434
    Yeah, but he criticised probably one of the top three 'skill' players
    playing in Britain, and er yes he happens to play for United.
    
    -Dom :-) 
32.2932Yes..it WAS the pitchSIOG::A_KELLYThu Sep 16 1993 17:527
    Sorry...how naive of me.....you'll have to excuse me, I'm new to this.
    
    I should have realised that in football, as in most other walks of
    life, that some people are just above criticism of any kind. I'll
    take my penance now and slink back off into the corner.
    
    (Sounds of self flagellation) Ned
32.2933now, nowSIOG::HOWARDThere's juice loose aboot this hooseThu Sep 16 1993 18:115
re -1    
    (Sounds of self flagellation) Ned

    
    Stop that Ned....you'll go blind
32.2934ECCGY4::HAIGHIf voting ever solved anything, they'd ban it.Thu Sep 16 1993 19:467
    
    	Ned, don't let 'em get to you! They're United fans and therefore
    have little idea about football. (Oblig :-) ) I just saw the episode 
    on Eurospurt and I think he'll be VERY dissapointed.
    
    	Honveds defence was terrible! They gifted United 3 goals and can
    count themselves fortunate it wasn't more. 
32.2935Will Oh Ah Stay????ESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Sat Sep 18 1993 17:0113
32.2936We don't want Bruce!!ESSB::MCUNNIFFELIVERPOOL WILL ALWAYS BE BESTSat Sep 18 1993 17:2915
         <<< Note 32.2910 by FORTY2::FOWLERM "Come the glorious day" >>>

>>>Bruce can't play for Ireland because he played for England youth or U-21s.
 Who cares, Taylor wouldn't pick him anyway. 8-)

Mike

     Who in the hell wants Bruce anyway?. I certainly don't. I think he is a 
crap player and the ugliest footballer in England!!.

       C
       U
   C U N N O 
       N
       O
32.2937Man Utd 1-0 Gunners, (Cantona)..Utd 3pts clearGVA05::BURKHALTERMon Sep 20 1993 09:591
    
32.2938Saw it on (French) Canal+MOEUR1::SMITHMon Sep 20 1993 12:017
    
    And what a goal, free-kick touched 3 yards to the right, Cantona takes
    2 paces forwards and blasts the ball past Seamen (about head height as
    it passed) into the corner of the net defended by the wall!   Good goal
    even in undecoded squiggly vision...
    
    Ian
32.2939Still topBREW11::MASONThere's only one UNITEDMon Sep 20 1993 13:4948
    United 1 Arsenal 0
    Cantona
    
    A very scrappy game which saw the Reds pick up the three points with a
    cracking free kick from Eric. We started off well enough, very
    determined and fired up. Schmeical may have made only one save in the
    first half. I don't think the Ar*e even had a corner in the whole of
    the first half, we just didn't let them put anything together.
    
    The man of the match was Pally who stopped everything. All the way
    through the game, nothing got past him and due to him and Bruce, Wright
    and Campbell were kept fairly quiet. Bruce went off towards the end of
    the first half to have stitches in his forehead. Couldn't see the
    incident properly as it was at the other end of the ground.
    
    The free kick was a beaut. We'd had one just before, but it was too
    predictable - Giggs tried to curl it - and it was easy pickings for
    Seaman. But this one worked really well. Should've tried it again in
    the second half.
    
    The second half was Arsenal's. We just couldn't keep the ball. A lot of
    this was due to Schmeical's long goal kicks which went to Adams every
    time. You think he would have sussed after a couple of them. But he
    made up for it with some great saves from Wright and Campbell who were
    limited to a couple of shots. We really put ourselves through it though
    and it looked as though a draw was looming as the Gunners piled on the
    pressure. Fortunately for us, they couldn't convert possession into
    finishing. Predictably the game got very niggly with some bad tackles
    flying about. Hughes was lucky to stay on the pitch when he piled into
    Davis who, when United were surging forward, pushed Hughes over
    off-the-ball. Hughes then ran after him and "got him back". Real
    playground stuff. He was very lucky to only get a yellow card.
    
    We have to be pleased with the result as it puts us 3 points clear in a
    match that normally ends in a draw. But questions have to be asked. The
    midfield was awful at times, they just weren't there. Ince has shown he
    can still lose his temper with the best of them, and the Hughes
    incident was terrible. He shouldn't have retaliated - the ref was
    watching him all the way through the game - he might have known what
    would have happened. Sharpe played well, but Giggs looks as though he's
    dreaming sometimes. The defence is looking better than it did against
    Honved, but it's still shaky at times.
    
    Stoke away in midweek, and Swindon at home on Saturday. Oh, and Fergie
    got Manager of the month again. 
    
    J
                                   
32.2940Oh Ah Cant he Hit ThemESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Mon Sep 20 1993 23:1215
32.2941Wednesday nightBREW11::MASONThere's only one UNITEDTue Sep 21 1993 13:337
    According to the papers yesterday, Cantona has a calf strain and both
    Giggs and Sharpe took knocks on Sunday so he may well have to field a
    different side.
    
    Bruce though will play. He's a toughie!!
    
    J
32.2942The Walking WoundedESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Tue Sep 21 1993 16:407
32.2943FORTY2::ROBERTSONLiving with Flamingos on the DELTATue Sep 21 1993 18:224
CEEFAX said that Lee Martin (Palace fans will remember him) will be replacing
Parker for his first game in over a year.

Al
32.2944Lee MartinBREW11::MASONThere's only one UNITEDTue Sep 21 1993 21:054
    I thought that he was on the way out (Lee Martin that is). Any news on
    that?
    
    J
32.2945Coke or ColaOPG::TONYThu Sep 23 1993 14:0012
	United lost 2-1 away to Stoke City last night. 2 cracking goals from 
Stein and an equally good header from Dublin.

Amazingly a number of United players were injured (NOT) so the line up was quite
different to the usuall side. Players missing were Cantona, Giggs, Ince, Keane,
Bruce (sub), Parker.

If we get away with it from the F.A. then I am happy..I applaud Fergies decision

All to play for, in 2 weeks..

Tony
32.2946PLUNDR::MORANWaist not, want not!Thu Sep 23 1993 14:136
    
    Judging by the TV highlights, I would imagine that Mark Stein has just
    about doubled his transfer value by his performance last night. Two
    astonishing strikes against the meanest defence in England.
    
    Tim
32.2947United go Down at the PotteriesESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Thu Sep 23 1993 16:548
32.2948NSDC::SIMPSONThe future sure isn't what it used to beThu Sep 23 1993 17:147
RE: -.1

>> Schmeichel,Irwin, Pallister, and Hughes played with Bruce and Sharpe on 
>> the bench. 

Just good friends, or what?

32.2949Man U too good for League Cup?SIOG::A_KELLYFri Sep 24 1993 13:0710
    re .2947
    
    Jaysus...it must be heaven to be so good that the Coca-Cola Cup is not
    important. For us mere mortal sides it is a chance to go to Wembley
    plus a ticket into Europe.
    Don't knock it, you may be glad of it before the season's over, and
    remember success breeds success. To *hope* you lose in the 2nd leg
    against Stoke is crazy talk.
    
    Just slunk back to my corner....Ned
32.2950On the March in EuropeESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Fri Sep 24 1993 16:405
32.2951Investigation loomingBREW11::MASONThere's only one UNITEDFri Sep 24 1993 18:0610
    United will be subject of an investigation after Wednesday evening's
    game at Stoke. Seems the FA are not happy that we apparently fielded an
    under-strength side.
    
    Fergie is allegedly not worried as the guys he "left-out" had muscle
    strains/injuries and we still managed to field a fair few internationals.
    
    (Still lost though...)
    
    J
32.2952Who needs the league cup anyway??GAOV10::MURPHYFri Sep 24 1993 19:2620
    Re:-2
    Brian,
         I think you might end up eating your words not the fish.Also,
    you need to get a bigger frying pan.I can remember the great sighs of
    relief two seasons ago when United won the competion.I remember the
    champagne being broke open because of victory in an"insignificant"
    competition.Actually I bet all Premiership sides go into the competion
    just to get knocked out in the early stages.To quote Arsenal manager
    george graeme last season"Oh S#*t we got to the final".Brian,United got 
    beaten,it happens.No need to play it down by saying it doesn't matter.
    Has the upsurge in the fortunes of M.U.F.C put ye above these
    competitions.If ye win the League again this season United will
    probably pull out of the F.A cup.
    
    
    Regards,
    
    Anthony.
    "
    -
32.2953FORTY2::FOWLERMCome the glorious dayFri Sep 24 1993 19:407
Wasn't it the FA Cup that Utd won a few seasons ago?

Personally, I would support Man Utd's efforts to get knocked out of this cup. It
would be better to run it like they do in Scotland and have the final in the
first half of the season.

Mike
32.2954Championship and then Cup,Cup,Cup till is overOPG::TONYFri Sep 24 1993 19:5734
Re.2952

>>     Brian,United got beaten,it happens.No need to play it down by saying it  
>>     doesn't matter.

Anthony,

In Brians defence, I dont think he was trying to make an excuse as to why we
lost. His view about the competition is one thats favoured by more or less
everyone at Old Trafford. It is not a view  which was taken after the game.

United are in the European Cup for the first time in 25 years. They are also
trying to defend the Premier League  and in a few months will be in the FA CUP.
As a supporter who pays his money to watch the club week in week out, I know
where my priorities lie. I also know what is realisticly possible and what is
not. ie. Winning everything is impossible.

United have a very large squad. Keeping players happy is not easy. So why not
give some of those players a chance in a game that doesn't hold as much
importance (at the moment). I say at the moment because I know that next year or
the year after it could be very important as you so rightly said. 

Remember that every team kicks off the season looking for the title. When that
looks like disappearing they then give more importance to the cups until they
get knocked out every competition etc etc.


It also gives players a chance to show the manager what they can do. for example
someone like Dublin could get a place on the bench due to his perfomance on
Wednesday



Tony
32.2955TRUCKS::SANTso near yet sofa...Fri Sep 24 1993 21:3922
    
    	I was delighted at Fergie's attitude to using the other squad
    	members for the Stoke game, but I'm still pissed at us losing. Of
    	course we don't want to get knocked out early on...we want our
    	reserve players to go all the way and win it...which they may yet
    	do ;-)
    
    	It makes no sense whatsoever to shag out your best players by 
    	playing them twice a week when one of those matches is neither a
    	Premier League fixture nor a European Cup game. We've got the
    	players, let's use them ALL.
    
    	And I hope Fergie tells the FA to get stuffed and leave him to
    	select the appropriate side that he sees fit for ANY match. Bloody 
    	cheek of 'em - where's the rule that says the FA decide who the
    	manager should pick for a cup match (and a two-leg cup tie at
    	that!)
    
    	I mean, no one ticked off Brian Horton for fielding a crap side on
    	Wednesday, did they! (hee hee take that Steve....)
    
    	Andy.
32.2956GALVIA::SPAINsigned long gary();Mon Sep 27 1993 12:2610
    
    The FA can't punish a side for fielding 8 International players with
    another on the bench.  
    
    The league and the European Cup have got to be the priority for United. 
    They should win the first but frankly I don't think they're good enough
    to win the European Cup.  Time will tell and Friday's draw could be all
    important.
    
    Gary.
32.2957Pepsi for MeESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Mon Sep 27 1993 15:5118
32.2958A Stroll in the SunESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Mon Sep 27 1993 16:0825
32.2959WARNUT::WARNUT::PICKERINGSSimon PickeringMon Sep 27 1993 19:084
    The local radio this morning said Fergie is to have a 3,000 a month
    rise, doubling his salary, and another 4 years on his contract.
    
    
32.2960Are you sure????????KBOMFG::TANNERU2 are Numbed!!!!!!!!!!!Mon Sep 27 1993 19:518
   If he's got a 3,000 rise and that doubles his salary that means he was 
earning 3000 a month before this, (Always good with figures) are ya sure its not
his weekly salary??????? 3000 a month is peanuts...... there has to be a mistake


                                                                  -dave-
                             
32.2961PLUNDR::MORANWaist not, want not!Mon Sep 27 1993 19:586
    
    >3000 a month is peanuts
    
    I wouldn't grumble very loudly if I was getting that per month.
    
    Tim                                         
32.2962CODS::ESBECKDec Van EsbeckMon Sep 27 1993 20:0414
    As far as I'm concerned, United can play their groundsman against Stoke
    (or any other match for that matter). At this stage of the season it
    makes no difference whatsoever, and it will be ridiculous if they get
    fined. It only matters near the end of a season where clubs trying to
    avoid the drop get an unfair advantage if they play below par sides,
    when the other relegation threatened sides played the full-strength
    outfit a month or two earlier. 
    
    Having said all that, it does make you wonder about this United "super
    squad" if they can't make a few changes without losing to Stoke. Did
    you happen to notice that Stoke lost 1-0 at home to Southend on
    Saturday?
    
    Declan
32.2963PIECES::63585::PCDEFAULTPlace holder for NOTESMon Sep 27 1993 20:2112
Don't like to be in the United note,, but I've got to agree with them, 
that the league and Europe are the big things, a two legged affair,
against a lower league side always gives a bit of breathing space should
you get in trouble.  It's absolutely stupid to fine them for using their
squad of players, however when Liverpool used to do this, rest their
players, there was never a threat of a fine, but most people used to have
a moan, including United fans, always eager to slag us off, the boot's
on a different foot now unfortunately. But fining the successful teams
is stupid.  I believe Ferguson's contract to be 300,000 a year, which 
would top my mate Sounness' 250,000.

Chris
32.2964Nice Money, If you can get your hands on it.ESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Mon Sep 27 1993 21:2310
32.2965??????ESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Mon Sep 27 1993 21:274
32.2966PLUNDR::MORANWaist not, want not!Tue Sep 28 1993 12:1416
    Taken from rec.sport.soccer
    
Mail the following account (asking to be 
    added to the list):

vbormc::"mufc@mtliban.corp.sun.com"

    Cheers,
    
    Tim
                          

                      
    
    
32.2967CODS::ESBECKDec Van EsbeckTue Sep 28 1993 13:2612
32.2968More tales from the Riverbank..BREW11::MASONThere's only one UNITEDTue Sep 28 1993 14:4243
    The GMR 'phone-in with Paddy Crerand debated the issue of Fergie
    fielding a supposed under-strength side v Stoke, before and after
    Saturday's game. The most popular point of view was that Fergie has a
    squad of players and should field them as he sees fit. Otherwise,
    what's the point of having a squad. A Stoke fan 'phoned 6.06 and said
    that they were all annoyed at the United side because it was as though
    Fergie had not considered them important enough to field his
    championship side. Also, they were all looking forward to seeing the
    likes of Cantona, Giggs. 
    
    As for Saturday's game, I came away feeling very disappointed. After
    some of the displays I have witnessed at OT over the years, this one
    came very close to a certain New Year's day vs QPR. Remember that one?
    If Swindon had a more clever forward line, we would have been dead in
    the water. We gave them far too much space which they used well. To
    their credit they move the ball about very well. Paul Parker, again,
    was totally useless. The crowd were getting well pi***d off with him,
    he's such a lazy g*t.
    
    Kanchelskis, his goal apart which I bloody missed cos I was stuck in
    traffic, was very quiet. Sharpe had another great game but was
    strangely substituted in the second half. We thought it would have been
    better to make a straight swop i.e. bring off Keane who didn't
    contribute at all, and bring on McClair. But no, Fergie brought off
    Sharpe. After that, the whole balance of the team was upset and Swindon
    got 2 goals and looked as though they could force a draw. The penalty
    incident I didn't see very well so I can't really comment, but as soon
    as I saw "Mr" Worrall on the pitch, a strange sense of foreboding
    overcame me.
    
    Cantona had a good game and so did my man Hughes. They combine so well
    its a delight to see.
    
    Old Trafford was very muted on Saturday. No atmosphere whatsoever, the
    only noise coming from the Swindon contingent who sang all the way
    through. The team really were not in inspiring form. Fergie said later
    that it was the laziest performance he has seen in a while. I was
    relieved we won and bagged the 3 points, but we cannot afford to
    underestimate teams such as Swindon who will always play their boots
    off against us. It could prove to be our downfall.
    
    J
     
32.2969Smilus obligatorous.ECCGY4::HAIGHIf voting ever solved anything, they'd ban it.Tue Sep 28 1993 15:0218
    Re .2955.
    
    
    	Errr Mr Sant, you're language is disgusting! Using words like
    'shag', 'bloody' and 'crap' is something most of us don't want to see
    in this notesfile! It shows a lack of vocabulary. And although I'm not 
    one to generalise ( :-) ), it simply underlines what people have always 
    said about the intellect of your average United fan.
    
    	Also please could you please explain the meaning of this sentence 
    "but I'm still pissed at us losing". How can someone be drunk at
    losing? Is this something to do with one of those macho-type drinking
    games? I think we should be told.
    
    	Also I've noticed none-United fans using logic in the 'we never
    wanted to be in this competition anyway' discussion. Gentlemen, this IS
    the united topic!
    
32.2970stirring itWOTVAX::MACDONALDIStalybridge CelticTue Sep 28 1993 15:2514
    re -1
    
    Steve,
    
    	The large wooden spoon is on its' way to you.
    
    Any manager should be able to field whatever side he so desires. He is
    the manager and has to take these decisions all season every season.
    This goes from Premier League down to Sunday League etc....
    I also think that this should be the case all the way through the
    season, even at the end of a season.
    
    
    mac 
32.2971Forced entry?MOEUR1::SMITHTue Sep 28 1993 16:4510
    
    Perhaps someone knows the answer to this question...
    
    Why is it neccesary for a club to enter a team into EVERY competition. 
    From what I remember of my days as a (admittedly very minor) FA
    affilliated club, we had to actively enter those competitions that we
    wanted to.  Is this not the case for the big clubs, do they have to
    play?
    
    Ian
32.2972Forced EntryPEKING::CHADWICKMTue Sep 28 1993 17:078
    RE: forced entry?
    
    	As usual it all boils down to money.  What is the point in missing
    out on gate receipts and perhaps a trip to wembley.  If Man Utd decided
    to drop out of the coca cola cup, and failed to win anything( no chance
    but if it did) then there would be a tremendous outcry from the fans.
    
    Chad
32.2973RestingESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Tue Sep 28 1993 18:3317
32.2974Its all in the mind mateBREW11::MASONThere's only one UNITEDTue Sep 28 1993 19:1119
    Brian
    
    I agree that they can't be brilliant every week, but Saturday they
    didn't even look as though they were trying! For the amount of dosh I
    pay per season to go and watch the team I love I expect a bit of effort
    at least.
    
    Fergie said that it was a lazy performance and I agree. We can't afford
    to put these types of performances on or it will make teams think that
    they can beat us. Thinking you can beat a team means you're half way
    there. The 'Pool team of the 70's scared teams sh****ss and they
    dominated football for well over a decade. If we want to do the same,
    we must start to act like it.
    
    Sorry, I did a Psychology degree...what do you expect from us
    students!!
    
    J
    
32.2975We won thoughOPG::JULIANA bientotTue Sep 28 1993 20:1814
I have never experienced so quiet a crowd at OT as the one on
Saturday. I noticed a few comments about United going up a gear
here and there. I don't think they engaged a gear at all.

I thought Cantona and Kanchelskis would tear them apart as
Alexei obviously had the beating of his marker. 

Still we won easily in the end and if we can still win
whilst playing poorly then the title will return again!

Julian
NB.(I notice down at City that the chant is "Swales out, Swales out".
It is a good job that Arthur Cox is not in trouble at his club)

32.2976:-)GALVIA::SPAINsigned long gary();Tue Sep 28 1993 21:2310
    
    >It is a good job that Arthur Cox is not in trouble at his club)
    
    When Fulham were getting rid of Alan Dicks the rumour was that Arthur
    Cox was taking over.  The front of the next issue of the Fulham fanzine
    (There's only one F in Fulham) had the headline
    
    Dicks out Cox in.
    
    Gary.
32.2977Friendly BanterESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Tue Sep 28 1993 22:2518
32.2978So soSHAWB1::STOCKMANSWed Sep 29 1993 11:1037
I'll have to agree with Julie I'm afraid.
I myself came away from the game feeling it was abit of a non-event.
Right from the kick-off United were watching the ball as it
was played around the park. When we actually got the ball
(our first attack) Andy scored our first goal! I thought then
that we would be in for a feast of goals but alas the team sunk back
to watch-only mode!
The atmosphere as said previously was non-existent really.
All I can say is I'm bloody glad I'd had those 5 pints previously!

We won in the end. 4 - 2 sounds like it must have been a good
game but it wasn't so.

When Sharpe came off for McClair I was gobsmacked. I always try to
look upon McClair as being a good servant to the club, plays in 
different positions & happy to do so etc... but the man was CRAP 
when he came on.
I'm always sticking up for him in my mind but I have to say that
half the time he seems to struggle to control the ball!
PACE, he's not got any. Put him in the box 2 yards from the line though
& he'll normally knock em in. I do remember 2 (& only 2) exceptions
to the rule where he whopped em in from long range. 
Everyone gets to score a couple of goodlooking goals dough don't dee!

Mind you, you can't expect a five star performance every week I guess.

Here's to a thrilling game tonight!
I may have an season ticket but I'll be damned if I'm paying 15 quid 
for a seat when 8 quid'll get me in standing! Besides it's a better
atmosphere when your all jostling/singing together. Say na mowa!


Simon




32.2979and the touts sell "Complimentary tickets"YUPPY::PANESSpoilsports Personality of the YearWed Sep 29 1993 12:0310

re: last few


You have to remember that going to a game , still holds a novelty value for
Brian.


Stuart ( oblig. smiley )
32.2980When did you last see a football team play?OPG::JULIANA bientotWed Sep 29 1993 12:416
Re: last one

Stuart your needles stuck mate. Just like your team you play
the same predictably boring old tune day in, day out. 

Julian
32.2981Steady on Jules, its only a gameYUPPY::PANESSpoilsports Personality of the YearWed Sep 29 1993 12:4826
                 <<< Note 32.2980 by OPG::JULIAN "A bientot" >>>
                -< When did you last see a football team play? >-

>Re: last one

>Stuart your needles stuck mate. Just like your team you play
>the same predictably boring old tune day in, day out. 

>Julian


I saw the Fabulous Eagles second half performance tear West Brom apart
at the Hawthorns ( thats in Birmingham ) a couple of weeks ago. 


Hugs,


Stuart


BTW Football fans might like to note that there is a very interesting programme
    on BBC2 tonight at 20:00 hrs.



32.2982SUBURB::COMMITCommit GroupWed Sep 29 1993 12:5410
 >>>I saw the Fabulous Eagles second half performance tear West Brom apart
 >>>at the Hawthorns ( thats in Birmingham ) a couple of weeks ago.
    
    
    For your information West Brom is outside of Birmingslum.  Though
    Palace were brilliant in the second half of the game.  The best team
    i've seen at the Hawthorns in a long while.
       
    Baz
    
32.2983excuses and more excuses...SIOG::A_KELLYWed Sep 29 1993 13:4724
32.2984BLASPHEMERS the lot of youSIOG::HOWARDWed Sep 29 1993 13:505
	All this paranoia from the United fans in here recently reminds me of
	the famous stoning scene in the 'Life of Brian'
	"If you say **Jehovah** once more you're in big trouble"
		
**(Swindon, Stoke, Coca-Cola cup,match on Wednesday....yawn)**
32.2985PEKING::BAREFIELDABLUE IS THE COLOURWed Sep 29 1993 13:524
    
    GOOD LUCK HONVED....
    
    Andy..B
32.2986SUBURB::WAITEGI LOOK LIKE MARK OWENWed Sep 29 1993 13:546
    That isn't the attitude Mr Barefield.  You should be cheering for the
    English teams to win the cups even if Tony Absolom will be unbearable.
    
    
    
    Gary
32.2987PEKING::BAREFIELDABLUE IS THE COLOURWed Sep 29 1993 13:572
    
    I would if they were English..
32.2988ECCGY4::HAIGHIf voting ever solved anything, they'd ban it.Wed Sep 29 1993 14:528
    
    Re a few back, nice one Stuart Panes.
    
    Re >That isn't the attitude Mr Barefield.  You should be cheering for the
       > English teams to win the cups even if Tony Absolom will be unbearable.
    
    
    	Why should he? 
32.2989SUBURB::WAITEGI LOOK LIKE MARK OWENWed Sep 29 1993 14:538
    .2988
    
    Because he should put an English team before some Hungarian team.
    
    
    
    
    Gary
32.2990United in EuropeESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Wed Sep 29 1993 15:539
32.2991Hughes vs KeaneBREW11::MASONThere's only one UNITEDWed Sep 29 1993 16:0918
    What do you reckon - Hughes or Keane??
    
    I thought Keane had a bad game on Saturday, and to be truthful has not
    really impressed me much since his arrival. I did, however, miss the
    first leg of the European Cup and the OT game where he scored his first
    United goal.
    
    I'm probably biased in the Hughes department, but I think he's
    stronger, poses more of a danger to defences and combines well with
    Cantona.
    
    I reckon Fergie will pick Keane but I'd go for Hughes.
    
    J
    
    PS: Tonight should be great - the first European Cup game at OT for a
    fair while and I'll be there!!! Excited is not the word!
              
32.2992PEKING::BAREFIELDABLUE IS THE COLOURWed Sep 29 1993 16:249
    re. 2990
    
      Dont forget:: Chelsea hold both the Markita and the cross channel
      cup, which we had to beat foreign opposition to win.
    
      Anyway we stuffed united already once this season and we'll do it
      again at Old Trafford.
    
      Andy.B
32.2993The No 10ESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Wed Sep 29 1993 17:128
32.2994HughesSHAWB1::STOCKMANSWed Sep 29 1993 18:446
I'd have to go for Sparkey myself.
Keane seems to drift in & out of games.

Sparkey though, when he's not scoring class goals holds the
ball up so well & his lay off (apart from the odd one) are
second to none!
32.2995Oh dear what a yawnOPG::JULIANA bientotWed Sep 29 1993 19:0213
"The fabulous Eagles" eh? Sounds like a couple of
editions of a defunct comic. 

It really tickles me when I think you have a season
ticket for such trash. I mean, do you remember John Sewell
and his plimsoles? I bet you paid to see him..if you
can remember who I am talking about of course.

Last time I was at  the Hawthorns was in the days of Geoff
Astle. They were and still are a bigger club than Palace
will ever be.

Julian
32.2996The same Palalce who stuck 5 pass Moancheaters UnitedYUPPY::PANESSpoilsports Personality of the YearWed Sep 29 1993 19:1535
                 <<< Note 32.2995 by OPG::JULIAN "A bientot" >>>
                            -< Oh dear what a yawn >-

>"The fabulous Eagles" eh? Sounds like a couple of
>editions of a defunct comic. 


No stop it..... someone call me a rib doctor!

>It really tickles me when I think you have a season
>ticket for such trash. I mean, do you remember John Sewell
>and his plimsoles? I bet you paid to see him..if you
>can remember who I am talking about of course.

Yes. Yes. Yes. But, there again, I have always supported the one club. 
Funnily enough, it is/was my local club... oh yes and wait for it... I 
actually go and see them.


>Last time I was at  the Hawthorns was in the days of Geoff
                                                      Jeff

>Astle. They were and still are a bigger club than Palace
>will ever be.

Julian,

Whilst your amusing comments never fail to entertain me, I must admit your
knowledge of football leaves me underwhelmed.


Hugs,

Stuart

32.29972-1 win for UtdGVA05::BURKHALTERThu Sep 30 1993 09:5812
    I guess all these 'non-Man Utd' fans that keep appearing in this note
    are here hoping that some of the United Magic will rub-off on them
    and their teams :-)
    
    Meanwhile I'm sure I saw through me bleary eyes this morning that
    Man Utd won 2-1 last night, mind you I thought I saw that Barcelona
    one 4-1 to overturn a 1-3 away loss!
    
    I wonder how much that cost them!......in physical terms of course ;-)
    
    -Dom
        
32.2998Why why why why why ?CHEFS::HARRISRGOOSENARGHThu Sep 30 1993 12:047
    After watching tast nights match Ican only say, boy I bet Fergie wished
    he chose Keane instead. Hughes couldn't control his bladder, let alone
    pass anything deliberately from it. Still if that's how ten men play,
    ( Hughes doesn't count!) then Man U could be dangerous with eleven.
    
    
    Rich.
32.2999Not the game I watched then !KERNEL::NDAYQuazimodo sang,'It started with a syst'Thu Sep 30 1993 12:3321

  Re last...

  I disagree entirely.  In my humble opinion Hughes a good game. He got in
  amongst their defence and held the ball up well, laying off some good balls.
   
  The shot on the volley that he had could have been a bit better, but it was
  only the pace of the shot that beat the other 3 United men from scoring as it
  shot passed them.

  On the whole I thought that United had a great game. Should have scored a lot
  more goals. I think that the final tally of attempts on goals was into the
  20's, whereas you could count Honved's chances on one hand.

  The Hungarian keeper had a blinding second half, denying United 4 or 5 certain
  goals.

  Into the next round and I for one and looking forward to the draw on Friday.

  Nigel
32.3000Onward Fergie's soldiersBOOZER::MASONThere's only one UNITEDThu Sep 30 1993 13:5027
    Agree with you entirely Nigel. Hughes was the better choice. With
    Robson and Ince already in the midfield, we didn't really need Keane.
    
    It was a comfortable win in all honesty. The first half was very
    tedious. We were moving it about but going nowhere. The second half was
    much better and Bruce scored two nice goals.
    
    We should've had many more though. Cantona had two easy chances and
    Hughes also had a couple. Sharpe wasn't really with it, the cross for
    Brucie's goal apart. He looked "back on his heels" if you know what I
    mean. Irwin and Parker both had good games, Giggs had a couple of
    moments, but all-in-all it was a good win but mighty boring to watch.
    
    I'm a touch confused about the Honved goal. Call me a biased United fan
    if you must, but I could've sworn he was off-side. Apart from that, he
    shoved Schmeical out of the way!! A foul shirley.
    
    The ref had a strange game. He let it flow, which is great, but he
    didn't half let some shirt-pulling and tackling from behind go by.
    
    Ah well. A good night for us and the majority of British teams in
    Europe. Onward ever onward.
    
    J
    
    PS Thanks Si for the drink and for the "journey through the maze"
    after the game. Much appreciated mate.
32.3001Geordie Defender 2 Honved 1SIOG::A_KELLYThu Sep 30 1993 15:2515
    re .2997
    
    >I guess all these 'non-Man Utd' fans that keep appearing in this note
    >are here hoping that some of the United Magic will rub-off on them
    >and their teams :-)
    
    	I sure hope none of United's ability in front of goal rubs off on 
    my team. There's something fundamentally wrong when a team can create 
    so many chances from open play and score none. Thank God you can do
    so from set plays (and the assistance of a Geordie).
    
    ps - I agree Hughes wasn't the worst. Someone teach Giggs to cross with
         his right foot. He could be brilliant.
    
    Cheers....Ned
32.3002"next round of the Euro cup"KERNEL::NDAYQuazimodo sang,'It started with a syst'Fri Oct 01 1993 14:257

  Can someone please post the draw for the next round of the cup as soon as the
  draw is complete.

  Cheers.
  Nigel_the _suspense_is _killing_me_Day
32.3003Jumping on the band wagon.......NOT!!!!!!YUPPY::PANESSpoilsports Personality of the YearFri Oct 01 1993 15:144
Will there be a problem getting tickets for the next round at O.T.??


Stuart
32.3004turksESSB::BREEFri Oct 01 1993 15:513
    Galatasaray!!!
    
    
32.3005CLADA::DODONNELLNothing personal.It's just business.Fri Oct 01 1993 15:536
    
    United can count themselves lucky. It could have been Cork City. ;').
    
    Denis.
    
    
32.3006Sheff Wed 2-3 Man UtdGVA05::BURKHALTERSun Oct 03 1993 10:563
    5 points clear of Arsenal after 10 games......
    
    -Dom
32.3007NSDC::SIMPSONThe future sure isn't what it used to beSun Oct 03 1993 15:4724
How good are United this season?

They are top, and a few points clear. They seem to be able to score goals
easily enough. However, they are letting in a lot as well - 2 against Stoke, 3
goals in two matches in Europe, 2 against Sheffield Wednesday, 2 against
Swindon, 1 against Chelsea etc. With all due respect, none of these are very
strong clubs.

A dominant team can be treated in one of two ways by the opposition:

	- It is the oppositions' personal 'Cup final' - they want to be the
	  team that beat the best team. This is where United are today.

	- There is an 'aura' around the team - oppositions come expecting 
	  to lose. They are mentally beaten before they even get on the pitch.
	  This is what Liverpool acheived from the mid-70's to the mid-80's.

As long as United play attractive football, and go on scoring many more goals
than the opposition, then I'm happy. However, they need to do more if this is
going to be their decade.

Anyone else see things the same way?

-Steve 
32.3008-1, yup I agree...GVA05::BURKHALTERMon Oct 04 1993 10:063
    ..as accurate as a Cantona Chip....
    
    -dom :-)
32.3009Me tooBREW11::MASONThere's only one UNITEDMon Oct 04 1993 13:2520
    I'm with you on that too. I watched the game on MotD Saturday and was
    agog at the defence - they looked "all over the place" at times. They
    seem vulnerable to the set piece. I remember Alan Hansen saying that
    Schmeical was weak at crosses/corners and this seems to be bearing up.
    Watching him, its definately his achilles heel.
    
    The first goal (Bart-Williams) on Saturday was incredible for the mess
    our defence made of it. Parker passed the ball on to BW because he
    hurried a clearance and then two defenders (I think it was Pally and
    Bruce) went for the same ball leaving the goal exposed. Schmeical
    looked as though he didn't see it, either that or he thought his
    defence would get it clear.
    
    We have to start getting it together at the back. This time last year
    we were worried that we weren't banging in enough goals. We're doing
    that fine now, but we're letting in far too many.
    
    Could count on judgment day.
    
    J
32.3010Top of the LeagueESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Mon Oct 04 1993 16:059
32.3011Looking greatTROOA::PBLANEYExplanations take too long Mr.NikeTue Oct 05 1993 05:597
    After 10 games, things look pretty excellent from over here! This is
    good news indeed, as we will need those points once the schedule
    tightens up.
    
    Good to see everyone still here.
    
    Paul
32.3012R.I.P. Jim HoltonESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Tue Oct 05 1993 12:507
32.3013PEKING::MCKIENNICKTue Oct 05 1993 17:028
    Yes,
     
    I remember him: Quote; SIX FOOT TWO, EYES OF BLUE, BIG JIM HOLTON'S 
                           AFTER YOU!!
    
       R.I.P Jim.
    
          NICK.
32.3014Lou Returns to O.T.ESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Wed Oct 06 1993 16:205
32.3015Coca-Cola Cup.GAOV10::MURPHYThu Oct 07 1993 10:5312
    Looks like your wish has come through Brian.
    
     Man Utd 2 - 0 Stoke
     Sharpe 46
    McClair 87(phew)
    
    
    Regards,
    
    Anthony.
    "
    -
32.3016Was the Draw on this Morning????ESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Thu Oct 07 1993 11:481
32.3017The full draw.....SIOG::A_KELLYThu Oct 07 1993 12:0018
    Draw for CCC:-          
    
    Man U       v      Leicester
    Man C       v      Chelsea
    Sunderland  v      Aston Villa
    Derby       v      Spurs
    Oldham      v      Coventry
    Blackburn   v      Shrewsbury
    Liverpool   v      Ipswich
    Everton     v      Crystal Palace
    Boro        v      Sheff Wed
    Portsmouth  v      Swindon
    Tranmere    v      Grimsby
    Wimbledon   v      Newcastle
    Arsenal     v      Norwich
    QPR         v      Millwall
    Blackpool   v      Peterboro
    Nott  F     v      W Ham
32.3018Coca Cola CupMACNAS::MJGREANEYhow MANY tickets,son?....200% profitThu Oct 07 1993 12:206
    re:-1
    
    all games to be played in the week commencing OCT 25.
    
    
    M.J.
32.3019The Story So FarESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Thu Oct 07 1993 13:1863
Manchester United Football Club

Fixtures for Season 1993/94                    Result  Scorers

* Live on SKY
@ Live on ITV

Sat Aug  7th   Arsenal (CH)  Wembley            1-1  Hughes (Utd Won 5-4 Pens)

Sun Aug 15th * Norwich City (A)                 2-0  Giggs,Robson
Wed Aug 18th   Sheffield United (H)             3-0  Keane(2),Hughes
Sat Aug 21th   Newcastle United (H)             1-1  Giggs
Mon Aug 23rd * Aston Villa (A)                  2-1  Sharpe(2)
Sat Aug 28th   Southampton (A)                  3-1  Sharpe,Cantona,Irwin
Wed Sep  1st   West Ham United (H)              3-0  Sharpe,Cantona,Bruce
Sat Sep 11th   Chelsea (A)                      0-1
Wed Sep 15th @ Honved (A) (EC 1st Rd 1L)        3-2  Keane(2),Cantona
Sun Sep 19th * Arsenal (H)                      1-0  Cantona
Wed Sep 22nd   Stoke City (A) (C Cola)          1-2  Dublin
Sat Sep 25th   Swindon Town (H)                 4-2  Hughes(2),Cantona,
                                                     Kanchelskis
Wed Sep 29th @ Honved (H) (EC 1st Rd 2L)        2-1  Bruce(2)
Sat Oct  2nd   Sheffield Wednesday (A)          3-2  Hughes(2),Giggs
Wed Oct  5th   Stoke City (H) (C Cola)          2-0  Sharpe,McClair
Sat Oct 16th   Spurs (H)
Wed Oct 20th @ Galatasaray (H) EC 2nd Rd 1st Lg
Sat Oct 23rd   Everton (A)
Wed Oct 27th   Leicester City (H) (C Cola)
Sat Oct 30th   Queens Park Rangers (H)
Wed Nov  3rd @ Galatasaray (A) EC 2nd Rd 2nd lg
Sun Nov  7th * Manchester City (A)    
Sat Nov 20th   Wimbledon (H)
Wed Nov 24th   Ipswich Town (H)
Sat Nov 27th   Coventry City (A)
Sat Dec  4th   Norwich City (H)
Tue Dec  7th   Sheffield United (A)
Sat Dec 11th   Newcastle United (A)
Sat Dec 18th   Aston Villa (H)
Sun Dec 26th * Blackburn Rovers (H)   
Tue Dec 28th   Oldham Athletic (A)
Sat Jan  1st   Leeds United (H)
Mon Jan  3rd   Liverpool (A)
Sat Jan  8th   F.A. Cup 3rd Round
Sat Jan 15th   Spurs (A)
Sat Jan 22nd   Everton (H)
Sat Jan 29th   F.A. Cup 4th Round
Sat Feb 12th   Queens Park Rangers (A)
Sat Feb 19th   Southampton (H)
Sat Feb 26th   West Ham United (A)
Sat Mar  5th   Chelsea (H)
Sat Mar 12th   Arsenal (A)
Sat Mar 19th   Swindon Town (A)
Sat Mar 26th   Sheffield Wednesday (H)
Wed Mar 30th   Liverpool (H)
Sat Apr  2nd   Blackburn Rovers (A)
Mon Apr  4th   Oldham Athletic (H)
Sat Apr  9th   Leeds United (A)
Sat Apr 16th   Wimbledon (A)
Sat Apr 23rd   Manchester City (H)
Sat Apr 30th   Ipswich Town (A)
Sat May  7th   Coventry City (H)


32.3020Change of date for the grudge matchPIECES::63585::PCDEFAULTPlace holder for NOTESThu Oct 07 1993 14:515
The Liverpool game at Anfield is on Tues Jan 4th 
kick off at 7.45pm.  Not sure if it is a TV
game, but probably will be.

Chris Swiffen
32.3021WRONG!!GAOV10::MURPHYThu Oct 07 1993 18:086
    Actually its on Monday the 3rd at Anfield.
    
    Anthony..
    "
    -
    
32.3022PIECES::63585::PCDEFAULTPlace holder for NOTESThu Oct 07 1993 19:108
Anthony,

That's what I was led to believe but according
to the Liverpool programme on Saturday it has
now been moved to Tuesday.  Any enquires to them
not me, I don't care when it is!!

Chris Swiffen
32.3023SHAWB1::STOCKMANSThu Oct 07 1993 21:484
OK OK!!!!

Calm down, calm down!

32.3024Oops,Touchy,Touchy.....GAOV10::MURPHYFri Oct 08 1993 11:1313
    Yeah Chris,
              Keep your hair on.I had simply pointed out according to the
    fixture lists,that the match is on Mon 3rd at Anfield.And if you don't
    care when the match is on,why did you enter the note in the first
    place.
    Before this blows out into a war ,I would like to appologise for my
    previous note if annoyed you.
    
    Regards,
    
    Anthony.
    "
    -
32.3025I've calmed down, calmed down eh, eh!!!PIECES::63585::PCDEFAULTPlace holder for NOTESFri Oct 08 1993 12:339
The reason I said I don't care is because
unfortunately we don't seem to possess a side
at present that could cope with United.  So the
longer away it is the better, it gives the lads
something to aim at!!!

Chris.

Away At United is Weds 30-Mar-94 I reckon.
32.3026Giggs Stays ESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Fri Oct 08 1993 13:059
32.3027Lee Sharpe also renewed 5 year contract..PEKING::SHALLOMAAron ShallomFri Oct 08 1993 13:391
    
32.302815 million - what can I say????SIOG::A_KELLYFri Oct 08 1993 15:187
    re .3026
    
    >Milan were on the verge of bidding 15 millions for him.
    
    That was a bid in Lire wasn't it?????    :^)
    
    Ned
32.3029glorious giggsPEKING::CHADWICKMFri Oct 08 1993 15:486
    RE: 3028
    
    	Ten times more than Cole though
    
    
    Chad.
32.3030Loads of MoneyESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Fri Oct 08 1993 15:516
32.3031High Priced ColeSIOG::A_KELLYFri Oct 08 1993 17:298
    
    re .3029
    
    >Ten times more than Cole though
    
    No, eight times, there's VAT on Coal now!
    
    Ned
32.3032Blown out of all proportionSIOG::A_KELLYFri Oct 08 1993 17:3820
32.3033UBOHUB::MCKEAVENEYJAnd then there were none...Fri Oct 08 1993 17:419
32.3034Cole woul'nt lace Giggs's bootsESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Fri Oct 08 1993 18:5214
32.3035UBOHUB::MCKEAVENEYJAnd then there were none...Fri Oct 08 1993 19:049
32.3036You say Tomayto and I say TomahtoSIOG::A_KELLYFri Oct 08 1993 19:0716
32.3037Sumo the JailbirdESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Fri Oct 08 1993 19:088
32.3038Another 10 Hail Mary's for NedSIOG::HOWARDFri Oct 08 1993 19:089
    re .3033 or something
    
    Ned, I told you about 100 notes ago
    
    "Thou shalt not slag United"
    
    It's the 11th commandment
    
    Will you ever learn?
32.3039PLUNDR::MORANTunami, tunami!Fri Oct 08 1993 19:154
    
    Quinn didn't actually go to prison for his offence, did he?
    
    Tim
32.3040What Intellect, Did I Spell it Right NedESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Fri Oct 08 1993 19:197
32.3041Yeah but you got Barrel wrongSIOG::A_KELLYFri Oct 08 1993 19:271
    
32.3042An Over-Achiever, Your Wasted Here :-)ESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Sat Oct 09 1993 14:3910
32.3043FORTY2::ETHERIDGELayers and layers of drumsMon Oct 11 1993 14:486
>>	 Quinn didn't actually go to prison for his offence, did he?
 
	Yes, sentence was three months, but he got out early for being
	a nice fella.

	Ian.
32.3044Back to the GrindESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Fri Oct 15 1993 12:5512
32.3045Beat Spurs 2-1 and today 7pts Clear at the TopGVA05::BURKHALTERSun Oct 17 1993 10:401
    
32.3046United go 7 points clearBOOZER::MASONThere's only one UNITEDMon Oct 18 1993 12:1645
    United 2 Spurs 1
    Keane    Can't remember, sorry
    Sharpe
    
    A solid, if sometimes frustrating performance on Saturday saw the Reds
    go 7 points clear at the top of the league. Spurs gave us a far better
    game than they did at this fixture last season and made us work hard
    for the victory.
    
    It was always going to be a Red win, especially when Sheringham went
    off after around 15 minutes with a knee injury which'll keep him out
    for 2 weeks. We were without Ince, but Robson held the team together
    really well in his absence, a fact which was noticable when he left the
    field in the second half. We lost direction a bit then, but finished
    strongly and should've added to the tally.
    
    Keane scored the first, a great volley into the top right hand corner.
    Sharpe scored the second when the defender let the ball go right in
    front of goal. Sharpe kept his head and coolly slotted past Thorsvedt.
    This atoned for his earlier miss which was a real howler - he tried to
    chip it in rather than blast it when there was a goalmouth scramble
    involving Giggs, Hughes, Thorsvedt, Mabbutt. The goal was empty and he
    put it over. Actually, Sharpe didn't have the best of games (aftermath
    of Wednesday probably). Giggs was in great form as was Keane. This was
    the best game I've seen him play - he was powering up and down the
    pitch and made some good goalscoring opportunities. He could've had a
    couple more himself.
    
    The Spurs goal was down to some incredibly sloppy defending. Schmeical
    came out to what he thought was a cross, missed and the goal went in
    between Bruce and Pallister who were hurrying to get back into some
    sort of position. Where was Parker? Well if you watched the game on
    MotD Saturday, he was standing and watching. Hmmm. A good Spurs move
    though.
    
    A frustrating game from my point of view in that we lost out in
    midfield too many times and gave possession away needlessly. When
    Robson went off, the gap in the middle was huge and we missed his
    midfield drive. We don't tackle - what is it with these guys? They gave
    the Spurs forwards far too much room and stood off them too much. OK,
    for the most part we dispossessed them on the edge of the box and broke
    from there but surely that will backfire before too long. What happens
    when we get guys who aren't afraid to shoot from distance?
    
    J
32.3047err....XSTACY::MDUNPHYJust another Day!!Mon Oct 18 1993 14:115
shouldn't that read:

"Keane scored the first, a great volley into the bottom right hand corner."

Just nit picking.....
32.3048SIOG::HOWARDMon Oct 18 1993 14:406
shouldn't that read:

"Keane fluked the first, a great volley into the bottom right hand corner."
       ^^^^^^
Just nit picking.....

32.3049XSTACY::MDUNPHYJust another Day!!Mon Oct 18 1993 16:165
Right then lets be honest here:

"Keane fluked the first ...."

From what I saw of the goal, it appeared to be some what of a miss kick...
32.3050NHS do some REALLY nice ones..BOOZER::MASONThere's only one UNITEDMon Oct 18 1993 17:227
    Nay nay and thrice nay my son. Not from where I was sitting, neither on 
    MotD. It was a strike well deserving of the word "cracking".
    
    A new pair of spectacles would be advised.
    
    J
    
32.3051Roy a flukey boyMACNAS::MJGREANEYdon't be greedy..200 tickets onlyMon Oct 18 1993 18:438
    re: last few
    
    it was the BOTTOM right hand corner,
    
    and it was a pure fluke:-)))
    
    M.J.
    come on "UREDS"
32.3052Roy a flukey boyOPG::TONYMon Oct 18 1993 19:195
Fluke or no fluke...Didn't it go in..??

Yes..so it counts..

Tony
32.3053Keane - good buy?MSAM03::ROBERTLIMrock round the locksTue Oct 19 1993 15:543
    Still say that Keane is a waste of money ... but the jury's still out.
    
    RLim
32.3054Are you serious....!!!OPG::TONYTue Oct 19 1993 20:2212
>> Still say that Keane is a waste of money ... but the jury's still out.
    
>> RLim

You obviously haven't seen any of his games recently...I have seen all of them
and I bet you the Arse and Rovers and the rest who wanted him are kicking
themselves for not choosing to move to them. 

As for his cost, well yes we did pay over the odds and I for one did mention
in a previous note that he cost far too much but he's prooving me wrong.

Tony
32.30552-2 at half timeESSB::BREEWed Oct 20 1993 23:581
    
32.305625 mins to goKIRKTN::CPATRICKI'm doing it tomorrowThu Oct 21 1993 00:564
    now getting beat 3-2 
    
     SQF Jambo
    
32.30573-3!!GVA05::BURKHALTERThu Oct 21 1993 10:015
    .....what the &^***$^ happened?
    
    ...still if we win away, we will go on and win the Cup!
    
    -Dom
32.3058Great footballSIOG::A_KELLYThu Oct 21 1993 12:1057
    
    Manchester United.........3      Galatasaray........3
               Robson 3                   Arif 16
               Hakan 13 (og)              Kubilay 31, 63
               Cantona 81
    
     Well the team with the multimillion pound talent were set to destroy
    the no hopers from Turkey with their silky smooth skills. After all 
    Galatasaray (who?) had only mangaed to beat Cork City (who????) 1-0
    on aggregate in the last round.
     All went to plan as Man U went 2-0 up in only 13 minutes, although
    neither side had done scarcely anything to warrant one goal never mind
    two. A six, seven, eight nil drubbing was in prospect. 
     But the little team from Turkey had other ideas. It was they who
    showed great composure, great passing skills and determination, and for
    the rest of the first half they mounted their comeback as United hardly
    touched the ball. Now *that's* my kind of football, everyone a good
    ball player and passer, but always knowing where your teammate is.
    United on the other hand were a team (no, set) of individuals, and every
    time someone managed to get the ball it was 'off on a solo run to
    nowhere' (Giggs the worst offender).
     The second half started where the first left off with Galatasaray
    stroking the ball around and threatening to score with United playing
    'piggy-in-the-middle'. It was no surprise when they went ahead, and 
    could have had more. The only surprise to this writer was how United
    ever managed to get the equaliser (although it is folly to underestimate   
    United's determination, even when totally outclassed).
     I thoroughly enjoyed watching this Turkish side show English football
    how far behind the rest of the world it really is, but the one thing
    that nearly turned my stomach was the sound of the two commentators
    (who were they?) bleating out line after line of nationalistic c**p.
    
    Gems such as:- 
    		-"United could easily put 2 more past this side": at the
    		  start of the second half! 
                -"How can this team be ahead against Man Utd?": I think it
                  was something to do with being far superior.
                -"I don't know what happened, United must have had an off
                  day": No, they played as well as they were allowed.
     
    The best one of all was when the commentator actually thought he was
    covering the England vs Turkey game:-
    		- "....and Turkey are on the attack again, oh, I mean the
                  Turkish Champions"
    
    Maybe the "Freudian slip" was understandable because ManU were so
    reminiscent of England last week.
    If United are the best in England (7 points clear would tend to suggest
    that, although it won't stay that way) then heaven help English football.
    
    Thanks, Galatasaray, for the football lesson.
    
    Cheers.....Ned
    
    ps - PC Schmeicel could always get a job with the met when he retires....
    
    ....unless he's in jail for assault!!!!
32.3059Oh, by the way....SIOG::A_KELLYThu Oct 21 1993 12:213
     
    Maybe things would have been different if Roy Keane had been playing
    ;^)
32.3060SIOG::HOWARDThu Oct 21 1993 12:361
    agreed about Keane, but he saved the match with his assist to Ooh Aah!
32.3061FORTY2::ROBERTSONOSAKThu Oct 21 1993 13:1219
From what I saw of the highlights yesterday, last night's game should be used as
a training video for referees.

It was such a joy to see a ref. in total command, and also producing a yellow
card for play acting.

As for the football. United were lucky not to lose their unbeaten home record in
Europe, and were actually unlucky not to win with Keane's effort hitting the
post in the last few minutes. A victory that would not have been deserved.

I think United were totally guilty of complacency in the 3rd degree last night.
They stopped playing after the 2nd goal, and were severely punished by a
skillful and determined Galatasaray side.

The 2nd leg is not going to be easy, but I think after last night, they may just
be fired up enough in 2 weeks to recover. I wouldn't like to be an Everton
supporter this weekend!!

Al
32.3062Hanging in ThereESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Thu Oct 21 1993 13:2012
32.3063Don't worry Bryan....SIOG::A_KELLYThu Oct 21 1993 14:0418
32.3064Could have got an easier draw?AIMTEC::WICKS_AU.S.A 2 England 0 - I was there!Thu Oct 21 1993 20:0511
    Brian,
    
    and I wouldn't steep as low as suggesting that the mighty Mancs couldn't
    beat a bunch of Turkish shopkeepers XI even though the precedent has
    been set in another notes stream (34) in previous years (:==:)
    
    And didn't Cork beat mighty Cwmbran so Galatasary must be hot stuff.
     
    regards,
    
    Andrew.D.Wicks
32.3065Reds to Rule in InstanbulESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Thu Oct 21 1993 20:589
32.3066Sharpe was Sharp...GVA05::BURKHALTERFri Oct 22 1993 10:2813
    I watched the highlights of the game last night on Eurosport, the Turks
    played to their limit and they had their share of good luck, I only
    saw the last three goals. 
    
    Their second was an own goal by Man U and the ball was run in by the
    Turk, their last got a deflection from a United defender to hit the 
    post and be deflected behind Schemmiel into the path of the only
    other Turkish in the area....they had plenty of breaks.
    
    Whatever up to now was their hardest home game, will change in a couple
    of weeks....
    
    -Dom
32.3067It's incredible what they can do with highlightsSIOG::A_KELLYFri Oct 22 1993 11:3815
    re - .3066
    
    The highlights must have been about 15 minutes, cos that's how long 
    United had the ball!! (if that)
    I beg to differ but United were totally outplayed by a far superior
    *football* side.
    And....talking about luck, Robson's goal took a 'lucky' deflection to
    sit right up at his foot, the turks scored an 'unlucky' *own* goal. A
    real one in this case, and the third goal came from nowhere on a 'hit
    and hope' ball from Keane.
    
    It really never ceases to amaze me what can be done by editing (plus
    the obligatory red&white specs).
    
    Cheers....Ned
32.3068Remember Galipolli, Bruce...GVA05::BURKHALTERFri Oct 22 1993 12:106
    ......we'll see in two weeks Ned.
    
    The real highlight of the game was Schemmiel throwing the Turk off the
    pitch....
    
    -Dom
32.3069SIOG::HOWARDFri Oct 22 1993 12:305
    re .3067 from Ned
    
    Keane's ball was never a "hit & hope"
    
    gawd, me defending United!.....wonders will never cease
32.3070PC Schmeicel...SIOG::A_KELLYFri Oct 22 1993 12:3117
    re .3068
    
    He wasn't a Turk, he was burning a Turkish flag !!!
    
    He was actually a Kurdish demonstrator, demonstrating *against* the
    Turks.
    
    IMHO Schmeicel was *extreme* in his actions, he could have easily
    incited a riot had there been more Kurds there. As it was he nearly
    started a punch up between himself and a couple of the Galatasaray
    players. He should have left the authoritarian actions to the
    authorities!!!!
    
    Ned
    
    ps - I have no doubts you'll win, even though the bookies have written
    you off (Galatasary 11-8 on to go through)
32.3071Give it a rest..OPG::TONYFri Oct 22 1993 13:3919
Ned, 

Any chance you giving it a rest with your pathetic opinions...??
You're obviously not a regular at Old Trafford yet you seem to dish out
alot of opinions about on and of the field activities that occur there.

IMHO Schemichel acted superbly...We don't like emulating the antics of our 
neighbours City or the behaviour of scousers abroad..The fact that someone
had run on the pitch could cost us..The fencing was NOT up at OT on wednesday
night as UEFA had given us permission to keep them down as reflection of our 
good behaviour..

I believe Fergie's game plan was at fault. He obviously underestimated the Turks
by not expecting them to come forward too much. Hence he relied on our attack
doing the business. It was by our recent standards a tottaly crap performance
the Turks played extremely well and quite rightly deserved the draw and possibly
the win. Its going to be a tough game in 2 weeks.

Tony
32.3072LEAVE IT OUT TONY!!GAOV10::MURPHYFri Oct 22 1993 14:4119
    Tony,
        While the antics of Man City supporters of late,with a coup against
    Swales,and the not so recent F.A cup quarter final with spurs earlier
    this year may give you cause to feel agrieved with your friend Ned.
    However,the last incident involving Scousers happened over eight years
    ago and should stay there.The root of that problem has been weeded out
    and with a bit of luck will stay gone.The behaviour of Liverpool fans
    since and before has been brilliant.I think Manchester United
    supporters should be commended at the same time for their behaviour
    over the years,but you'll never know what mindless thug is waiting
    around the corner to blemish an otherwise flawless support.
    
    I thank you,
    
    Regards,
    
    Anthony.
    "
    -
32.3073ECCGY4::HAIGHIf voting ever solved anything, they'd ban it.Fri Oct 22 1993 14:5036
    > Any chance you giving it a rest with your pathetic opinions...??
    >You're obviously not a regular at Old Trafford yet you seem to dish out
    >alot of opinions about on and of the field activities that occur there.
    
    
    	For your information, his entries in this topic make refreshing
    good reading, as usually it's full of inane rubbish. See -2.
    
    
    
    Ned, 
    
    	Although it seems United were totally outplayed, I think you're
    being a bit harsh on English football in general. Don't forget Norwich
    and Villa got very good results at difficult opposition in Europe this
    week, and despite what the blind nationalistic media and United fans 
    may have mistakenly thought before the tie, many people who have seen 
    more european ties than those just played in England, knew that 
    Galtaasaray would be very tough opposition. 
    
    	They are managed by a German coach who took Kaiserslautern from an 
    average team to German champions, and have several top class players,
    the 2 German defenders and the Swiss forward and Udal was only a sub!
    And as someone mentioned they did reach the semi-finals of the European
    cup a few years back. 
    
    	Even according to Alan 'I want Brian Robson to have my babies'
    Green on Radio 5, United were lucky to get a draw. So just who were the
    tele commentators?
    
    	I think United probably approached the game a bit slackly and will
    prove better opposition in the second leg, it sounded to me like
    Ferguson was after Taylors job, Sharp at left back, Keane on the
    right!!! He should have put Kanchelskis on.
    
    			Steve
32.3074Just one last point.....SIOG::A_KELLYFri Oct 22 1993 14:5524
32.3075SIOG::HOWARDFri Oct 22 1993 15:028
    re.3073....the 2 German defenders
    
    the Germans obviously brought their bad habits with them to
    Turkey.....ie the Klinsman Syndrome
    dive..dive..dive.....oh the pain, the pain ref!!!!
    
    Fair play to the ref last Wednesday....never fell for the Turks dying
    swan act
32.3076So I lied !!!!!SIOG::A_KELLYFri Oct 22 1993 15:1121
    re - .3073
    
    Steve,
    	Thanks.......I had the gun to my head and was about to pull the
    trigger when I read your note ;^)
    
    I agree with what you say in defence of English football. It's just that
    I feel passionately about it and think it could be a lot better if we
    took away the myth that 'we are the best in the world' and got down to
    the serious business of bringing on talented youngsters to play open,
    skillful, passing footie (as Galatasaray did). It just makes me mad
    when people gawp in open-mouthed disbelief that the English champions
    were denied their 'rightful' victory over the non-opposition. Instead
    of looking out to see what the other team did well and learning from
    that, they look in and say "what went wrong, we must have had an
    off-day".
    You're right though it should be stressed that Arsenal, Aston Villa and
    *especially* Norwich all did really well. Norwich, I feel, are great
    proponents of the passing game and it's nice to see it bear fruit.
    
    Cheers.....Ned 
32.3077ECCGY4::HAIGHIf voting ever solved anything, they'd ban it.Fri Oct 22 1993 15:1914
    
    > Instead of looking out to see what the other team did well and learning 
    > from that, they look in and say "what went wrong, we must have had an
    > off-day".
    
    	Ned, we wouldn't be English/British if we adopted that approach!
    I mean what century are we living in politically? (RATHOLE RATHOLE!)
    
    	One more thing. After hearing on the radio about Schmeichals
    actions against the guy who ran on the pitch, I thought he'd need
    minders in Istanbul! But you said he was a Kurd burning the Turkish
    flag? They didn't mention that on the radio! (Probably because they
    were watching Ryan Giggs bending over to tie his laces :-) ) Maybe the
    big Dane will get a heroes welcome!!!!	
32.3078Ned-Give the Gun another try...:-)GVA05::BURKHALTERFri Oct 22 1993 15:191
    
32.3079Bet he'd miss the shot!!BERN02::GOODEJFri Oct 22 1993 15:291
    
32.3080BERN01::BOLGERJerry Bolger.Fri Oct 22 1993 15:322
    It would probably take a deflection and kill some poor innocent Kurdish
    demonstrator !                                                     
32.3081OPG::TONYFri Oct 22 1993 15:3925
>    I agree with what you say in defence of English football. It's just that
>    I feel passionately about it and think it could be a lot better if we
>    took away the myth that 'we are the best in the world' and got down to
>    the serious business of bringing on talented youngsters to play open,
>    skillful, passing footie (as Galatasaray did). It just makes me mad
>    when people gawp in open-mouthed disbelief that the English champions
>    were denied their 'rightful' victory over the non-opposition. Instead
>    of looking out to see what the other team did well and learning from
>    that, they look in and say "what went wrong, we must have had an
>    off-day".


Ned, You've done it again...If you actually spend some time watching United you
will see that they do play open, skillfull passing football.. as I said before
last Wednesday they didn't..They were outplayed...yes They deserved all they got

I am not gawping in disbelief that we lost or not facing facts..I know what we
are capable of and I have already mentiomed my personal opinion as to the
result. Just read  .3071 again.

I am not debating the state of English soccer on the international scene or
saying that 'we are the best in the world' thats another debate.
This is the United topic and by all means debate United..

Tony
32.3082ECCGY4::HAIGHIf voting ever solved anything, they'd ban it.Fri Oct 22 1993 16:147
.3081> This is the United topic and by all means debate United..
    
    	Err that's what he was doing when you said...
    
.3071> Any chance you giving it a rest with your pathetic opinions...??
    
    
32.3083PAVONE::TURNERFri Oct 22 1993 17:0938
    
    Apart from the general impression that some people here want United to
    win at all costs while others want them to lose at all costs, I think
    there's been a lot of fair comment here. 
    
    As a Man. Utd supporter (albeit a fairly likewarm one), I must say that
    if United (under Ferguson) have a weakness it's their staggering
    inability to adjust their game plan if things aren't going for them. I
    didn't see the game on Wednesday night, but I recall two perfect
    examples of this: 
    
    - The SuperCup game against Red Star Belgrade. United were outplayed
    for about 70 minutes...and managed a 1-0 victory through sheer grit and
    determination. They seemed to have the totally wrong idea of how to
    stop Savicevic, Pancev, Jugovic and co. from playing the ball around,
    and also forgot how to do it themselves. By the time Brian McClair
    poked home the winner, United could have been 5-0 down!
    
    - The infamous New Year's Day home defeat vs. QPR (maybe it's Old
    Trafford that causes the complacency!). Perhaps this is a better
    example; few would have expected QPR to spring a result (whereas Red
    Star Belgrade were known to be one hot team), and QPR also looked like
    world beaters that day (much like Galatasaray apparently did the other
    night).
    
    That said, a minimum of complacency was probably understandable last
    Wednesday. At national level, England's record against Turkey stands
    at:
    
            P8 W8 D0 L0 F32 A0
    
    Professional footballers are required to play a lot of games each year,
    and I suppose it's only natural that they make they unwittingly make
    the decision to save physical and mental energy against certain teams. 
    
    Well, they won't be doing it again!
    
    Dom
32.3084Rathole alertMOEUR1::SMITHFri Oct 22 1993 17:4724
    
    Re : .3075
    
    Personally I *hate* the typical continental approach to European ties,
    (ok, yes, typical is a bit of a generalisation which I, however,
    believe to be accurate) which is to duck and dive and try to get free
    kicks by falling over, not neccesarily by being kicked.  [Rathole
    within a rathole here...   On second thoughts, it occurs everywhere 
    professional soccer is played, forget that I mentioned 'continental'
    above!]  Anyway, my point is, that note .3075 is unfair on a certain
    German called Klinsman.
    
    On Wednesday, he played excellent football for A.S. Monaco, scoring two
    and generally making a nuisance of himself, yes he did get booked for
    disent, but, its unfair to claim that 'bad habits' from Turkey, and
    'dive..dive..dive.....oh the pain, the pain ref!!!!' is the Klinsman
    syndrome.  The Rumanian opposition were playing that trick!  The
    (English) referee even refused to let the trainer on TWICE when
    Rumanian players were rolling around the floor in agony.  On the second
    of these two occassions, the Rumanians put the ball out of play
    'expecting' the ref. to allow the trainer on, he didn't and Monaco
    *didn't* give the ball straight back!!!   As a postscript, both players
    concerned got up after a couple of minutes and carried on playing as if
    nothing had happenned!!   Anyway, lay off Klinsman, he's not all bad.
32.3085SIOG::HOWARDFri Oct 22 1993 17:568
    If I unfairly labelled Klinsman then apologies all round....but in
    fairness he really was (is?) good at getting free kicks by acting like
    the a victim of a machine-gun volley....
    that's one of the things that I like about the English league. Anyone
    who tries to get a fellow pro sent-off is villified by all and
    sundry....
    Only right and proper too....
    Ray....
32.3086I bet even their wives fake itCHEFS::HARRISRGoosenargh!Fri Oct 22 1993 18:196
    I hear the N.H.S. are researching the contents of most continental
    physios medical bags. They believe that if a water soaked sponge can
    cure an obviously shattered ankle or shin then they could save millions
    each year ;-)
    
    Rich
32.3087GALVIA::SPAINsigned long gary();Fri Oct 22 1993 18:3616
    
    Re a few back,
    
    Turkish sides have a much better record than their national team. 
    Galatasaray are no pushovers.  I think they beat Eintracht Frankfurt
    last season.  
    
    They were expected to bottle it and they didn't.  At home they must be
    favourites.  United will need an even stronger referee.  I saw a
    meaningless U21 game in the Ali Sami Yen and the atmosphere was really
    intimidating.
    
    Don't read too much into the result.  Norwich,Villa and Arsenal
    achieved superb results against quality opposition.  
    
    Gary.
32.3088It'll be 1-3 in two weeks....GVA05::BURKHALTERFri Oct 22 1993 18:4611
    Tentative link......has Klinsman ever played against Manu Utd.
    
    i saw the Monaco game on Wednesday night and in the 1st half Klinsman
    was 'near out of control' as far as disagreeing with everything the ref
    was saying, he is still a real class player, but like Voller is
    reaching his 'sell by-date' and he knows it.....
    
    ....bcak to United and does Cantona have to wear that 'plaster'
    on his arm for good?
    
    -Dom
32.3089More ratholingMOEUR1::SMITHFri Oct 22 1993 19:5717
    
    A few weeks back I watched Klinsman and thought as you do, but, during
    the game I heard he was returning from a (relatively) long injury
    lay-off.  I wasn't impressed by his play, but, last night in the second
    half he seemed to be regaining his sharpness.
    
    I agree that he was 'mouthy' in the first half, but also, that is him! 
    He is also symptomatic of many players, Ince a season or two ago for
    example (why did West Ham sell him???).  
    
    All of the Monaco players were mouthy in the first half.
    
    This note is totally disjointed since I started writing it 'hours' ago,
    and have been interupted several times to do some work, so I am not
    even sure of the point I started out trying to make...!!!
    
    Ian
32.3090Oh. for a rich chairmanHEART::DIDCOCKMon Oct 25 1993 14:063
    
    	Why did West Ham sell Ince?  Nothing to do with his being `mouthy', 
    the same reason they sold Cottee,  Ward, Slater, Dicks etc  - $$$$$$$
32.3091Hello????BOOZER::MASONThere's only one UNITEDMon Oct 25 1993 19:459
    A bit quiet in here today. Where is everyone?
    
    Just for the record, United beat Everton on Saturday by 1 - 0, a
    screaming volley by Sharpe. Other than that, the game was pretty boring
    by all accounts.
    
    Nevertheless, 3 points in the bag.
    
    J
32.3092EBYGUM::WATTERSONPVote with your CVMon Oct 25 1993 20:0110
    
    Ireland's on holiday....
    
    Si Stockman's still in deep shock after going to the first away game of
    his life.
    
    Paul
    
    
                            
32.3093Cheeky!SHAWB1::STOCKMANSMon Oct 25 1993 21:4932
That was abit below the belt Paul me ole chum!
Actually it was my second United away game, the previous
one being Maine Rd which I've just got my ticket for for
the Maine Road game again!
So there!

My first visit to Goodison on Saturday & apart from going
up the escalators to get to the top of this huge stand, nuff said
really.
Both sides were crap!
We only had the one shot on goal & what a beauty it was!
Watty was gutted! I couldn't help but jump out of my seat. Not too
worry though cos there were quite a few United supporters in the
Everton stand behind us!
Everton had alot more of the play & it has to be said missed a
couple of sitters.
United were playing as if they'd carried on from Wednesday & 
trying to be abit flashy at times when a simple pass would have 
done fine.
McClair was well, McClair really. No pace & struggled to control
the ball!
But it has to be said, the away support were superb!!!!! It's a
shame they're not all together at Old Trafford.
I didn't hear a single song or chant from the Toffee's apart from the
odd `Arrrrrrr' when they had a chance on goal.
Let's hope all seater stadia don't all go the same way as Goodison,
no atmosphere but for vociferous away fans. Maybe that's abit harsh Paul.
I guess we couldn't hear the Everton fans cos we were sat in the sky.
One push & we'd have been on the touchline!

Si.

32.3094Si at Maine Road ShockerBOOZER::MASONThere's only one UNITEDTue Oct 26 1993 16:557
    Glad you enjoyed the Everton game Si. Fancy you getting tickets for
    Maine Road eh. How do you do it....?!
    
    We'd better meet up again and discuss it over a couple of pints I
    reckon.
    
    J
32.3095Kendal?SHAWB1::STOCKMANSTue Oct 26 1993 17:099
re -1

Hi Julie,

Myself & watties boss are meeting in the Kendal straight after work
on wednesday before the Leicester game if your feeling partial to
the odd pint of Guiness! That's assuming your coming up.

Si
32.3096Any Team News for TonightESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Wed Oct 27 1993 13:071
32.3097SHAWB1::STOCKMANSWed Oct 27 1993 15:379
Only thing I've heard is that Dublin, Phelan, Martin, McClair & Robson
are all starting.

Me thinks it'll be a very tight game tonight.
Leicester are a pretty decent side & IMO were the best side in that
infamous playoff game against Swindon.
They looked alot stronger.

Si
32.3098Gimme a PespiESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Wed Oct 27 1993 16:085
32.3099CLADA::DODONNELLNothing personal.It's just business.Wed Oct 27 1993 16:345
    
    I think Brian Carey (formally of United) also plays for
    Leicester.
    
    Denis.
32.3100Can I come in please ?WOTVAX::GREENJAAndy GreenWed Oct 27 1993 17:267
    
    Can anybody tell me how many tickets MANU are allocating to away fans
    this season ?
    
    Cheers,
    
    Andy 
32.3101SHAWB1::STOCKMANSWed Oct 27 1993 18:277
They're housed in the old family enclosure these days so I guess anywhere
from 3K - 6K?

For games like tonights however Leicester have the scoreboard paddock &
K Stand, so they'll bring about 10K.

Si
32.3102Not tonight JosephineBREW11::MASONThere's only one UNITEDWed Oct 27 1993 22:437
    Si
    
    Can't come to tonight's game I'm afraid - I'm still in work as we
    speak. However, we'll be coming up on Saturday if yer doing anything
    then?
    
    J
32.3103Lucky again ? :-)COPCLU::EISMARKSoren Eismark @DMOThu Oct 28 1993 11:297
What was that about Peter Schmeichel last night?


Apparently he should have been sent of early in the first half?


Soren
32.3104Any One Get the DrawESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Thu Oct 28 1993 11:521
32.3105Maybe PC Schmeicel should've sent himself off....SIOG::A_KELLYThu Oct 28 1993 11:5715
    re - .3103
    
    Schmeicel used his "get out of jail free" card when he upended Speedie
    as he was clear on goal. The ref gave a free-kick and a yellow card to
    Schmeicel. However....
    
    ....I don't think it would have made any difference as United crushed
    Leicester 5-1 with a great alround performance, plus some cracking goals
    (Sharpe's being the best after a fluid interchange between Kanchelskis
    and Hughes). It was great to see goals coming from open play rather
    than set piece or scrambled (Rick O'Shea) affairs.
    
    Looks like there's no stooping United now.
    
    Cheers.....Ned 
32.3106BLKPUD::WATTERSONPIgrunent Norvern gitThu Oct 28 1993 11:598
    
    re .3104
    
    Brian,
    
    read the Palace note.... Everton or Crystal Palace - Man Utd
    
    Paul
32.3107More news?MOEUR1::SMITHThu Oct 28 1993 12:127
    
    Match report?
    Who got the goals?
    Any other news that might be of interest to the loyal Utd fan that sits
    next to me?
    
    Ian
32.3108Not a bad result!SHAWB1::STOCKMANSThu Oct 28 1993 12:4529
Cracking game!

McClair was nominated MoM!

I was behind the goal where Schmeichel upended Speedie & I must admit that at
the time it didn't look all that bad....... until I saw it on Sports night.
I guess that technically he should have gone.

Anyway, an interesting team selection from fergie & one which paid dividends!

5 cracking goals started off by Bruce (header), McClair (tapin), Sharpe (whopped
it in the top of the net), Hughes (not a special) & Bruce again!

I truly expected a 1 - 1 result from this & Leicester themselves played some
good football. Their goal resulted from an indirect freekick.
After the initial shot on goal Schmeichel saved it but didn't keep hold of the
ball.
By this time a couple of Leicester players (can't remember the names) had moved
goalbound & hence were in an offside position. Another Leicester player put the 
ball away & the goal stood.
Schmeichel was a little stunned expecting an offside but what the hell, we won
5 - 1 anyways!!!

A rather large attendance (more than double the pools infact) of just over 41000
made for a good atmosphere last night!

Roll on QPR!

Si
32.3109if the ref had b****, it might be different!!MACNAS::MJGREANEYdon't be greedy..200 tickets onlyThu Oct 28 1993 12:5812
    
    
    looks like Utd are now getting those pathetic refereeing decisions in
    their favour , just like liverpool of old, when the referee just issued
    a yellow card to Schmeical, for an outside the box challenge on
    Speedie. Speedie was clean through on goal and had just to round Peter
    when the keeper took him clean out of the game with a two footed tackle
    and clearly made NO contact with the ball.
    
    
    
    
32.3110How SadESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Thu Oct 28 1993 16:070
32.3111Yeah Sad.....SIOG::A_KELLYThu Oct 28 1993 16:459
    
    .......but how do you explain the fact that he didn't walk???
    
    If an outfield player had made a challenge like that, whether or not he
    was the last man on goal, he would have had his marching orders.
    
    If it had been a Leicester player committing the offence Schmeicel
    would have frog marched him off personally. Funny how justice is always
    one-sided isn't it? 
32.3112A Stroll at O.T.ESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Thu Oct 28 1993 17:486
32.3113More about SchmeicalBOOZER::MASONThere's only one UNITEDThu Oct 28 1993 18:5615
    Guys
    
    No use resorting to vitriol. The ref didn't see fit to dismiss
    Schmeical and that's that. From watching on the TV I got the impression
    that the ref was behind the incident and couldn't be 100% certain -
    which you need to be in this case. Personally I thought that he took
    the man and should've gone (and I'm a United fan for those who think we
    all wear Red tinted glasses). However, Jimmy Greaves mentioned that
    Speedy was not running directly towards goal - whatever that means - it
    looked as though he was to me.
    
    Anyway, to resort to a personal attack - Speedy has got away with worse
    in the past. Schmeical is generally a fair geezer.
    
    J
32.3114Give it a restWARNUT::WARNUT::PICKERINGSSimon PickeringThu Oct 28 1993 18:589
    re .3111
    
    Its difficult to relate throwing a spectator of the pitch to scything
    down Speedie, or may be it isn't in your tunnelled visioned world.
    
    United fans are not arguing against the fact that Schmeichal was very
    lucky to stay on. Ok, the ref made a mistake, and we are glad he did.
    The ref said he thought Speedie was going too wide anyway to score, so
    it wasn't a red card offence -- he was wrong.
32.3115Red or Yellow.ESSB::PLYNCHThu Oct 28 1993 19:1911
    I think you will have to agree that he should have gone. The ref. did
    not have the guts to send him off. A home town decision I think. We 
    saw Liverpool get these kind of breaks for a good few years. I always
    think that refs are less likely to send off home players that those
    from the away team. Its again down to the loose and inconsistant
    reading of the law by refs. Some will red card people some will not. 
    Anyway I think Utd would have beaten anyone last even with ten men.
    
    Regards,
    
    Pat 
32.3116As I was saying....SIOG::A_KELLYThu Oct 28 1993 19:409
    re .3114
    
    >It's difficult to relate throwing a spectator off the pitch to scything
    >down Speedie.......
    
    Exactly, that's the point I was making......
    
    Yer man Scmeichel (ie good citizen) turned villain !!!
    (if it were GraphiNotes I'd draw a picture...    8-)  ) 
32.3117O.T. the Place to BeESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Fri Oct 29 1993 13:208
32.3118BL's football cliches!!ESSB::MCUNNIFFEEven Better than the Real ThingSat Oct 30 1993 17:5580
     Here are a selection of football cliches used by Brian in his notes. Don't
you just love them.


  C U N N O


the fact that he didn't walk

It should be a cracker!!
 
Ferdinand is playing great stuff

Cantona will take some watching

Not the best of results last night, and a mountain to climb
 
It will be very hard on last nights showing for United to get a result

The Turks have shown that they can match us in all departments

looks like we have a battle on our hands.

Back to the bread and butter stuff tomorrow

but with Pally in such good form,

Your really scraping the barrell now

But still 3 points in the bag

He will put himself about

and the whole team gave 110%.

We were 3-0 up and strolling it

United upped a gear and scored again.

he Brilliant Frenchman outpaced the Swindon defence to score no 2.

Ince then hit the bar as United were rampant.

but they never got out of 3rd gear

Not the best of games, but what a goal to secure the three points.

It will be tough. They are a hard team to break down

A draw looks on the cards

United were not that impressive, but a win is a win

Pallister, Irwin, and Parker were not at the races last night

United had the chances to grab a draw, but it was not their day.

the writing was on the wall that it was not going to be our day

but at the end of the day you could not say they did'nt deserve the win

United stuffed the Hammers last night 3-0.

Sharpe continued his rich vein of form by scoring in the 7th minute

and Bruce completed the rout with a header 

so it looks like he is on his way.

Sparkey was super last night

he is the best leader of an attack in the business.

and with the return of Cantona, the future looks rosy.

Villa will be fired up to put one over us 

United were impressive and will on this showing, be there at the death again.

32.3119SUBURB::COOKSTaking the biscuitMon Nov 01 1993 16:064
    ho!ho! 
    
    A cultured display of cliche's.
    
32.3120<kick-off time please>ESSB::NBOYLEunited rule okMon Nov 01 1993 16:394
    Can anyone confirm kick-off time (Irish) for Wednesday,s game against
    Galatasary(sp)?. ITV start coverage about 5.20pm I think.
    
    N.B.
32.31215.30ishESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Mon Nov 01 1993 18:073
32.3122United vs QPRBREW11::MASONThere's only one UNITEDMon Nov 01 1993 18:1839
    United 2 QPR 1
    Cantona  Allen
    Hughes
    
    An excellent game which we, thankfully, got 3 points out of and now we
    stand a proud 11 points clear at the top of the table.
    
    The first half belonged to QPR who played some excellent one-touch
    football largely controlled by Wilkins from Midfield. The QPR fans were
    loud and all but silenced us - I think we were stunned/worried...
    whatever at such a fluent display. To a large extent it was expected as
    they're going so well at the mo. The highlight of the first half for me
    was Parker's performance, largely keeping Ferdinand quiet. Giggs and
    Sharpe were tightly marked, and so , contributed less than they
    normally would.
    
    We were also not concentrating. Our midfield was none existant and QPR
    exploited us. We were lucky to go in at half time only one down.
    
    The second half was a complete turnaround. God knows what Fergie said
    in the interval but it certainly worked. We performed as the Champions
    we are and put QPR under such pressure that we pulled back onto level
    terms with a great solo effort from Eric. What a guy. The second was
    from Hughes, who was my MotM. He showed determination, strength and,
    that much used word, vision to set up some great play. In the first
    half, he was the one United guy who looked as though he wanted to get
    the ball (Ince is possibly another).
    
    I thoroughly enjoyed the game and I think it highlighted the best of
    British football. I only hope that it provides the impoetus for us to
    go to Turkey and thrash those muthas.
    
    J
    
    PS Apologies to Simon for not meeting you on Saturday. Got caught in by
    my mother who can talk the hind legs off a donkey.
    
    PPS In the light of the previous mail, if I sound John Motson-esque,
    then it is by accident, not design!! 
32.3123There's only wun BL....SIOG::A_KELLYMon Nov 01 1993 18:3211
32.3124SIOG::A_KELLYMon Nov 01 1993 20:061
    
32.3125..you'r becoming a bit of a cliche yourself..GVA05::BURKHALTERTue Nov 02 1993 10:031
    
32.3126SUBURB::GROOMNEarning a fortune, paid a pittance !!Tue Nov 02 1993 12:5110
    Seems like Fergie's taking things pretty seriously.  If Pallister is
    fit it's likely that he will drop Schmiecal to enable him to retain a
    settled back-4 (Parker, Bruce, Pally & Irwin) and thus use all foreign
    and assimilated players to bolster the midfield and attack.  The
    midfield will be Keane, Ince, Giggs & Sharpe with Eric and Hughes up
    front.  The squad has been bolstered by 6 youth-teamers as there
    appears to be a 'flu' bug doing the rounds at OT. 
    
    
    Nev.
32.3127ForeignersKERNEL::MCKEAVENEYJHow's that....you're outTue Nov 02 1993 13:085
    
    	Irwin, Keane, Cantanna and Hughes makes four Foriegners, 
    	how many are allowed to play ?
    
       
32.31282-0 to the RedsESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Tue Nov 02 1993 13:2613
32.3129FORTY2::FOWLERMWorkers of the world uniteTue Nov 02 1993 13:294
Fergie should drop Giggs and play Schmeichal. The last thing you want to do is
concede more goals.

Mike
32.3130Biology, Not your best SubjectESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Tue Nov 02 1993 13:308
32.3131Who said it's only a game..YELBUS::DSMITHGazza's my hero...NOT!!!!!Tue Nov 02 1993 13:5815
    
    
     Maybe Fergie is thinking of dropping Schmeichel to protect him from
    the Turkish fans who have promised him a very hot welcome following
    his "assualt" on the Kurdish protester at OT. Utd arrived in Turkey
    last night and were met by a very hostile crowd sporting banners
    with welcome messages such as "Welcome to Hell, This is your last 48
    hours, The end of the Road" etc etc. The 1000 Utd fans in Turkey have
    been promised 1 to 1 police protection. They have been told by Turkish
    officials they are entering a "war-zone".
    
     Danny.
    
    ps All the above was in the Sun "newspaper" so I don't know how 
       accurate it is!!
32.3132We all know how accurate the Sun is!!!!!KBOMFG::TANNERMidnight is where the day begins..Tue Nov 02 1993 14:2510
   I'd believe 100 politicians first before I'd believe anything the British
tabloids write. Danny Iam surprised you read that thrash... Iam also surprised
the reporters know where Turkey is!!!!!


                                                                       -dave-

P.s Brian, Julie, believe it or not I will be a Utd fan on wed evening, cunno
    will never forgive for saying that!!!!!
32.3133SUBURB::WAITEGCOOL AS ****Tue Nov 02 1993 14:378
    Re 3131
    
    All this was in the Mirror as well.  It also had pictures of them and
    it stated that a Turkish fan jumped over a fence and told Paul Parker
    he will die.
    
    
    GAry
32.3134Welcome to the Pleasure Dome??!?BOOZER::MASONThere's only one UNITEDTue Nov 02 1993 15:1816
    re -2 Dave, you don't surprise me at all, nice to see you back in the
    land of the living.
    
    Tomorrow is going to be a difficult game and no mistake. Fergie said in
    a post-match interview that he has warned his players what to expect -
    firecrackers and jackbooted supporters in the corridors of the hotels,
    ghetto blasted music played all night, golf balls thrown at them on the
    pitch -- all in the name of sport of course.
    
    There was also something said about the crowd being on a yellow card!
    This, of course, could have been a little joke.
    
    If they rise above this and win then good on 'em. I just hope that they
    can for the sake of football (she says nobly!).
    
    J
32.3135Oops....SIOG::A_KELLYTue Nov 02 1993 15:2223
32.3136Welcome to the Pleasure Doom!!!!!!KBOMFG::TANNERMidnight is where the day begins..Tue Nov 02 1993 15:5611
  Julie I bet you'd prefer to see yer boy Hughes knock in two or three on the
17th than tomorrow night or?????  Iam not sure I'll agree with your title
Pleasure Dome!!!! I hope I get to see it live.....

                                                                    -dave-

P.s Ju what to you mean by I don't surprise you at all????? I'll support Utd in
    Europe, unless their playing against my 3 favourite continental teams, Ac
    Milan, Barcelona, or Frankfurt...  Like I was hoping that QPR would stuff
    them again 4-1 last saturday....  take care....
32.3137Georgie pissed at it again...XSTACY::JLUNDON@GAO 822-4715 Apathy is the most terrible vice!Tue Nov 02 1993 17:1115
From today's Sun, a few home truths about Manchester United from
their sad ex-star George Best:

   Telly bosses have scrapped a This Is Your Life tribute to
   George Best -- because of his drunken tirade at old club
   Manchester United.

   The special, which had taken six months to plan, was axed
   after Best called United "f***ing crap" and his former
   team-mate Bobby Charlton "a miserable bastard".

On the page opposite there is a cartoon of Pissed dressed up in a suit
lying face down in the gutter clutching a bottle of lager, and Mickey
Aspel coming out from under a manhole cover saying "George Best! This
Is Your Life!"
32.3138Maybe the Sun exaggerates...SIOG::A_KELLYTue Nov 02 1993 17:319
    re .3137
    
    What I don't understand is......if he's always p*ssed (as people keep
    saying)....how come he manages to show up for "GBs Soccer Night" on BBC
    R5 and sound human? 
    
    Is it a stand in on Radio????
    
    Cheers.....Ned
32.3139The BestESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Tue Nov 02 1993 18:0812
32.3140Customised ControversySIOG::A_KELLYTue Nov 02 1993 18:167
    re .3139
    
    >....and the greatest footballer that ever lived.
    
    Leaving yourself *wide* open on that one aren't you?
    
    Ned
32.3141George BestKERNEL::MCKEAVENEYJHow's that....you're outTue Nov 02 1993 18:2512
32.3142CLADA::DODONNELLNothing personal.It's just business.Tue Nov 02 1993 18:312
    
    Pele was being modest.
32.3143Brian, Brian, Brian...XSTACY::JLUNDON@GAO 822-4715 Apathy is the most terrible vice!Tue Nov 02 1993 19:2915
> He's a genuine enough guy, who has a problem, and the greatest footballer
> that ever lived.

If Cunno said that about Whelan he'd be carted away to the local looney bin:-). 
Best was a *good* footballer.  How much of him did you ever see live?  All our
generation have ever seen is the best of his best moves and scores. Little else
... none of the wasted passes, the selfishness, the missed games because of
drink, the lack of commitment...  

Any T.V. Company with access to the pictures could produce 5/10 minutes of "the
best of the best" of any average footballer which would flatter even Pele. 

Best was not the best!!!!!

                                 James.
32.3144Genius at workKERNEL::MCKEAVENEYJHow's that....you're outTue Nov 02 1993 19:4515
32.3145He was the Best!SHIPS::MACDONALD_JTue Nov 02 1993 20:2515
    I saw George Best play alot for United in the early seventies - he was
    in a crap team but he used to play his heart out: he was everywhere,
    tackling back, raking 30 yard balls, scoring goals....everything. He's
    the best player I've seen in English football by a long way. It's hard
    to say about the world because he never had a world stage on which to
    perform. He was only 22 when United played their last European game
    that he was involved in (EC semi-final vs AC Milan 1969). I was too
    young to see him live in the sixties when he (from all accounts)
    humbled the best teams in Europe eg vs Benfica in 65 or 66 when United
    won 5-1 in Lisbon and George as a 17 year old took the piss. However,
    from what I saw of him in the league alongside other world class
    players like Charlton, Peters, Giles and so on I have no doubt he would
    have scintillated any world cup.
    
    Jamie
32.3146What a load of Bo**ocksESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Tue Nov 02 1993 20:5427
32.3147Dave, the raving redBOOZER::MASONThere's only one UNITEDTue Nov 02 1993 21:5727
    re .3136
    
    Dave, I meant that although/despite (delete where applicable!) the fact
    that you're a Liverpool supporter, you are a fair football supporter
    too so your comment re wanting United to win was no surprise to me.
    
    With reference to tomorrow night's game, I think that Schmeical should
    step aside for Sealey. Les has always played well on the big occasion,
    he is an experienced keeper in European situations (ECWC campaign) and
    will play his a**e off if picked. The Schmeical incident at OT leads me
    to believe that there could well be some trub if he plays. 
    
    We need all of our outfield strength to beat these guys and no mistake.
    We play so fluidly in the league and I've noticed that we have
    never looked as convincing when one or two of the foreign guys are left
    out. We need our strongest squad out there tomorrow and I firmly
    believe Schmeical should be sacrificed, certainly not Giggs,
    *definately* not Hughes, and as Robson looks ever doubtful, Keane has
    to be in. Not to play Eric would be madness, ditto Irwin.
    
    The City game pales in comparison with this, mind you they may well
    benefit from a crocked United side depending on what goes on tomorrow.
    Gulp!!
    
    Come on yew Reeedddddssss.....
    
    J. (Julie to avoid any confusion)
32.3148Name that TeamESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Tue Nov 02 1993 22:1523
32.3149CODS::ESBECKDec Van EsbeckTue Nov 02 1993 22:3914
    re the George Best issue....
    
    actually, Pele was here in Dublin a few weeks back, and asked about the
    best player of all time he stated that several factors make a "great"
    player, including their sportmanship, gentlemanly conduct and general
    disposition. He named Bobby Charlton as his "best player". I'm
    surprised someone has quoted him as saying it was Best...maybe he did
    in a different interview some other time, but three weeks ago it was
    definitely Bobby Charlton.
    
    Best was one of the greatest, perhaps the greatest. Who knows? How can
    you compare them? What difference does it make, anyway?
    
    Declan
32.3150YUPPY::PANESBlimey' Caff, we've 'ad a wight wesultWed Nov 03 1993 12:1035
re Best


I saw him break Ian Evans leg at Selhurts with a late two legged tackle
does this count. He was a bloody marvelous player even if he did play for the
M*n**hs.


>   <<< Note 32.3148 by ESSB::BLONG "UNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993" >>>
                              -< Name that Team >-

>The sports news just said that Robbo is very doubtful after suffering a 
                                ^^^^^

>reaction to his op. It also said that Pally is definately out. We will have
                                       ^^^^^

>to wait and see. Keane is also said to be suffering from the "flu" so it looks
                  ^^^^^
                       (y)
         
>like Fergie could have a selection problem.
      ^^^^^^
>I attended the QPR game on saturday and saw a very good game. QPR played some
>very neat football in the first half, but besides the goal they never really
>threatened Schmeichel goal. United on the other hand were giving them too 
            ^^^^^^^^^^
            Schmeikey?

  Stuey


BTW did anyone see the foul that Hughes(y) commmited whilst Cantona(y) was
    on the run that lead to his goal?

32.3151Look what you started Brian...SIOG::A_KELLYWed Nov 03 1993 12:1224
    re -3149
        
    >Best was one of the greatest, perhaps the greatest. Who knows? How can
    >you compare them? What difference does it make, anyway?
    
    That's the most sensible statement on the subject to date. You just
    can't go around saying things like "the greatest player that ever lived"
    (ref Brian's original time bomb) cos you simply don't have all the
    facts, or the experience. It's hard to argue with conjecture. 
    
    To try and put a name to something so subjective I think most people would 
    probably agree that Pele was the greatest player ever, but how many 
    actually saw him play?
    For me, the greatest player *I* ever *saw* *live* was a Scots guy by the 
    name of Tony Green (who??? I hear you all say) but that was probably
    before (most of) you're time. I actually saw Best play at Newcastle six
    times in the 60's and he was brilliant once and diabolical five times, 
    but I have no doubt he was a special talent. It just so happened that on 
    the five occassions he was poor he was up against a brilliant (Irish)
    fullback by the name of David Craig.
    
    Maybe we should all stick to the greatest player *we* actually saw!
    
    Cheers.....Ned 
32.3152Bestie not in top six.ESSB::MCUNNIFFEEven Better than the Real ThingWed Nov 03 1993 13:1523
32.3153No Way Out, We Will SeeESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Wed Nov 03 1993 13:2412
32.3154Is Cunno Whelans love child ?????CHEFS::HARRISRGoosenargh!Wed Nov 03 1993 13:269
    Cunno, is Ronnie Whelan your Dad or something ? He deserves to be in
    that list as much as Vinnie Jones. I dunno Cunno ;-) that seems a bit
    of a fixation with a mediocre player to me. As for Aldridge, well what
    can I say ? Try Rush if you have to have that type of striker. How
    about Clive Allen, far more prolific thasn Aldridge. Where's Hoddle on
    your list, Waddle, Keegan, Bobby Charlton, I could go on.
        
    Rich
     
32.3155Prediction : Turks 1 Mancs 3SIOG::A_KELLYWed Nov 03 1993 13:4011
    re .3153
    
>We have had this Best debate before. I just answered a note on Best and threw
>in my honest oponion at the end. If people want to argue, well fine, let them.

Subtle, subtle......
    
    Like the guy who said...
    
    I just threw in the bomb. If people want to get blown up, well fine, 
    let them.       ;-) <----had my nose fixed!!
32.3156re .3154..he was just messing (I think?)SIOG::A_KELLYWed Nov 03 1993 13:421
    
32.3157Rich sucks air through his teath like a plumber giving a quoteCHEFS::HARRISRGoosenargh!Wed Nov 03 1993 13:5112
    I dunno, I've seen some frightening notes concerning Cunno and Ronnie
    ;^). Say, why am I noting in here, when my heart and brain says write
    in the Tottenham topic ? 
    
    Rich.
    
    
     Hoddle will always be my no one player, with waddle at number two.
    Yes I did buy Diamond Lights, on 7" picture disc and 12" and I don't
    care what anyone says, I like it.
    
    
32.3158Sun Headline-Turkish DelightGVA05::BURKHALTERWed Nov 03 1993 14:348
    It'll be 0-2 tonight for United, and Turkey will declare war on
    Manchester. Will Schemmiel be playing tonight? If he does he'd better
    be wearing a helmet!
    
    Cunno's list is great down to the last 2 of course where he mentions
    a couple of players no one has ever heard of...:-)
    
    -Dom
32.3159...it'll get worse....GVA05::BURKHALTERWed Nov 03 1993 15:396
    ...and as an add on, as reported in today's VTX news - 160 Man Utd
    fans were arrested in disturbances in Turkey. 
    
    It then follows by saying that 31 of them escaped!!!
    
    -Dom
32.3160UNTADE::PCASYorkieWed Nov 03 1993 15:445
    >>    It then follows by saying that 31 of them escaped!!!
    
    So much for Turkish security :*)
    
    Al.
32.3161ESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Wed Nov 03 1993 15:599
32.3162Wasn't meant as an insult..SIOG::A_KELLYWed Nov 03 1993 17:417
    Brian,
    	I fear you find a simple analogy insulting!!
    
    	If you want insulting then head on down to note 130 for some
    serious abuse.
    
    Keep smiling....Ned
32.3163MUFC fan on the rampageXSTACY::JLUNDON@GAO 822-4715 Apathy is the most terrible vice!Wed Nov 03 1993 17:549
I see some MUFC fans are after trashing a hotel in Istanbul.  I suppose they
were provoked into doing it because the local women weren't going for them :-).
Now if it happen to be Leeds fan in the same position it would be "ban the
bastards" all over the place.

Should be a good old game tonight, not that some fans will get a chance to see
it, as I hear Turkish jails are far from full of delight...

                             James.
32.31644 good ones & G4ESSB::PLYNCHWed Nov 03 1993 19:038
    Just reading in here when I came across .3153 from CUNNO and I thought
    he's doing well with the first four name but out come the tinted
    glasses.
    
    As for .3159 and .3160 did I read somewhere that Group 4 were expanding
    into the Turkish prison system.
    
    Pat 
32.3165EBYGUM::WATTERSONPI=FAT$W_UGLYWed Nov 03 1993 21:394
    
    Galatasaray 0-0 Man Utd at half-time
    
    
32.3166Final ScoreBUSSTP::DREESWed Nov 03 1993 22:197
    
    
    Galatasaray 0-0 Man Utd
    
    Del.
    
    
32.3167What a team!AIMTEC::WICKS_AU.S.A 2 England 0 - I was there!Wed Nov 03 1993 22:401
    well done the shopkeepers XI
32.3168It's time to admitt there is something very wrongMACNAS::PRIDGEThu Nov 04 1993 03:0310
    
    There is something seriously wrong with British Football,Man Utd could
    not manage one shot on target during the course of tonight's game.A
    friend of mine who used to live in Italy told me recently that the
    Italians rate Keegan and Brady as only two good British and Irish
    "exports" to play in Europe.Maybe our players are not as good as we or
    media like to think they are.
    
                                                     Pat
                                 
32.3169SocceroooooosGLADYS::CRAVENYou are a case and a halfThu Nov 04 1993 04:518
    I'd agree with that Pat. In Australia we now base our style on
    European, not British, hence a 1-1 draw with Argentina which we could
    easily have won 3-0. The most pommie player of the lot, David Mitchell, 
    spat the dummy and went home to Millwall when he realised he had a limited
    future under the new world order for soccer installed by coach Eddie
    Thomson.
    
    Ica
32.3170Damn it...GVA05::BURKHALTERThu Nov 04 1993 08:4911
    So how do you explain the near domination of UK clubs in Europe
    over the '70s and '80s with teams like Liverpool untouchable for
    about 4 years (Cunno note this compliment in the Man U Note :-))
    
    United will go on to win the Premier this year with a record points
    total and win the Euro Cup, not unlike Marrseile a couple of years
    back.
    
    They'll probably win the FA cup as an extra too :-)
    
    -Dom
32.3171PEKING::WILSOND1DAVE WILSON @WLCThu Nov 04 1993 11:1110
    
    Re.3168
    
    Dont forget Norwich just put out one of the so called giants of
    European Football....Bayern Munich.
    
    Dave...who does'nt think there is much wrong with English Football at
    club level.
    
    
32.3172Don't forget the CCC CupSIOG::A_KELLYThu Nov 04 1993 11:1617
    re .3170
    
    That's what I like to see.....bravado in the face of adversity. I think
    the guys are talking about *now* not the 70s and 80s. I think a better
    counter argument would be the great performances last night of Ars**al
    and Nor**ch.
    
    I fear for United as the showed last night that they are clueless
    tactically, and they don't do their 'homework' on teams. Your claim
    they will win the Premiership with a record number of points looks good
    right now on paper, but I can't see it happening unless Frownin Fergie
    wakes up to the fact that other teams *can* play, and he picksd his
    best side (Hughes *had* to play last night!). Anyway don't want to
    be too harsh as I feel sad for United and their supporters this
    morning.
    
    Cheers....Ned
32.3173Is Ned really Cunno's cousin?GVA05::BURKHALTERThu Nov 04 1993 11:527
    Can someone put a match report in here for those of us who were unable
    to see the game....
    
    .....how much of the game did they have 11 players standing on their
    goal line....;-)
    
    -Dom
32.3174'e didn't touch 'im ref !ESSB::PHAYDENThu Nov 04 1993 12:059
    
    I'm not using this as an excuse but what did ya all think of the ref ?
    
    As someone mentioned United looked "clueless".Couldn't agree more !
    They never looked like scoring. In fairness to Galtas... they ran the
    legs off themselves for 90 minutes. Their defense was constantly packed
    and the breaks forward always looked dangerous.
    
    Peter(An Impartial Celt)
32.3175No cuz o' mineSIOG::A_KELLYThu Nov 04 1993 12:2823
32.3176There Out, and Deserve to BeESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Thu Nov 04 1993 13:1221
32.3177Not one Shot!!!!?GVA05::BURKHALTERThu Nov 04 1993 13:249
    It was luck Eric only shook his hand.....
                             
                             ...what was the refs nationality then?
    
    
    If we really didn't have a shot on target than we didn't deserve
    to go through..
    
    -Dom
32.3178SUBURB::WAITEGI WANNA BE ADOREDThu Nov 04 1993 13:278
    Re 3177
    
    The ref was Swiss.  He was worse than Man Utd.  
    
    
    
    
    Gary
32.3179poor poorCLADA::JMURPHYIt's a Funny Auld game....Thu Nov 04 1993 13:3228
    
    A poor performance from United last night...very poor indeed....
    Its hard to know what went wrong....Man Utd have been excellent
    domestically all season but in both rounds of the European Cup
    they've been very poor . Why I wonder....
    I suppose this stupid rule of only being able to play 3 non-English
    players has to take some of the blame , the teams style was broken...
    For me most of the blame has to rest on Fergie's shoulders....he has
    to pick the teams...leaving out Hughes last night wasn't a good idea...
    He picked Robson again last night after the disastrous performance
    Robbo gave in the first match . With all the money Fergie spent, 
    United haven't great cover at the back when one of the Centre Half's
    are missing...
    I've never rated Fergie as a manager , the man who deserves the
    credit for last season's title is Howard Wilkinson of Leeds , for
    agreeing to sell Cantona to United . For before Cantona arrived
    United were going nowhere fast.....
    Then again it's sad United are out of the European Cup.....
    Believe it or not I was actually cheering for United last night ,
    so there is no need for any stick .
    Lets hope for United's sake that ye don't suffer any after effects
    from the exit from Europe , like what happened to Arsenal and Leeds
    over the last few seasons.....
    
    Keep the faith
    
    
    jm
32.3180YELBUS::DSMITHGazza's my hero...NOT!!!!!Thu Nov 04 1993 13:4612
    
    
     Re last
    
     I don't understand how you can say that you don't rate Fergie as a
    manager! He's won the league championship and FA cup in both Scotland
    and England and also led both Aberdeen and Man Utd to the Cup-Winners
    Cup. Surely that in itself speak volumes for his management ability.
    For what it's worth, I was surprised he didn't play Hughes last night,
    Robson was shockingly bad.
    
     Danny.
32.3181Cantona got up the nose of the wrong manXSTACY::JLUNDON@GAO 822-4715 Apathy is the most terrible vice!Thu Nov 04 1993 13:5122
The ref was a French teacher and what Cantona said would probably make the
moderators of this conference blush so I won't bother trying to paraphrase 
what he more than likely said.  

Cantona was completely anonymous, and let it be said I think Cantona doesn't
have the bottle when it comes to be crunch.  The exact same scenario unfolded
last term when Leeds were under the cosh, both in Stuggart and Rangers.  The 
man might as well have been in the crowd for all the good his little flicks 
here and there were.

United were truly humbled by a tough little Turkish team.  They will reap the
benefits of this and can only get better, both in a financial and a soccer
sense.  

I see the stock market price of United went down 59p or something this morning
on the news that United have missed out on a possible 7,000,000 pound bonanza,
had they qualified.

You truly deserve to be out, as Leeds deserved last year, since you didn't make
things happen when they were needed.

                               James.
32.3182Any more info anyone?MOEUR1::SMITHThu Nov 04 1993 13:549
    
    Ref : Cantona...
    
      I watched fifteen minutes of highlights on French tele last night,
    and the commentators were at a loss to explain the sending off.  They
    felt that the ref. had mis-interpreted a gesture from him.  Being a
    Swiss ref. and Eric speaking to him in French, there's a very good
    chance the ref. understood what Eric said!  Maybe that was it?  Any
    clues?
32.3183Bad timingMOEUR1::SMITHThu Nov 04 1993 13:554
    
    oops, notes clash, thanks .3181!
    
    Ian
32.3184M*rd!GVA05::BURKHALTERThu Nov 04 1993 14:018
    I herby renounce my Swiss citizenship, does anybody want a Swiss
    passport, I'll stick to my British one and put up with the longer
    queues at Passport Control ;-)
    
    The ref must have been from the Suisse Romand region, Geneva or
    Lausanne, not far from me...what was his name again?
    
    -Dom ;-)
32.3185TURKISH DELIGHTPEKING::WELLERMThu Nov 04 1993 14:1917
    
    The Ref is a trained language teacher and one of them happens to be
    .....FRENCH...his name is KURT ROTHLISBERGER and is a well known ref
    on the European circuit....As for the game, United never had a clue
    Giggs and Cantona let the team down badly with poor performances and
    our idea of packing the midfield and breaking from deep never worked
    Robson was the only midfielder trying to break into the box and on
    a few occasions the one two's he tried to play was let down by poor
    return balls..Giggs being the main culprit..I still reserve judgement
    about Keane he still dissapoints me when he plays..what did he do all
    game..???...Cantona plays better in my view when he plays behind two
    forwards and makes his passes and runs from deep he doesn't look the 
    same player when he acts as a target man..as I thought it showed last
    night, thats why I think Hughes should have played ..all in all a very
    poor performance..
    
                             Matt
32.3186ESSB::PHAYDENThu Nov 04 1993 14:517
    
    re: .3179
    
    Excellent note. Couldn't agree more !
    Fergie's a fool !!!!!!! and Robbo's past it !!!!!!
    
    Peter(An Impartial Celt)
32.3187Refs are awful!PIECES::63585::SWIFFENThu Nov 04 1993 15:1015
Can't say I am too upset about United losing, but one thing
that I have to agree with is looking at last night's Norwich 
and United games, that the standard of refereeing in Europe is
diabolical.  The bookings United players got were awful, the
Parker one the bloke just fell over, in the Norwich game the 
ref let Matheaus get away with murder, then booked Gunn for
trying to calm the situation.  I just cannot understand how
people like these are selected to be refs!!

From a Liverpool point of view, let's hope that United do a 
Leeds and struggle after a European exit..

Why they didn't appear to play though is a mystery.

Chris.
32.3188Utd without Hughes == defeatBLKPUD::HUGHESSThu Nov 04 1993 15:227
    ANyone who has watched Utd over the last few years knows they are not
    the same team without Hughes. He takes  the weight off other players by
    holding the ball up and bringing Giggs/Sharpe into play. I believe
    that Utd's fate was sealed when he prefered an out of form Keane to
    Hughes. He did it before at Chelsea away and look what happened there.
    
    simon
32.3189So Fergie can't speak Turkish (or English)SIOG::A_KELLYThu Nov 04 1993 15:5830
32.3190PEKING::BAREFIELDABLUE IS THE COLOURThu Nov 04 1993 16:187
    
    Heard on the radion that six of the Manc thugs who rioted in a 
    hotel in Istanbul have been sent to the notorious prison used
    in the film "Midnight express".. They have been sent there indefinatly
    until their trial. That will teach this scum to cause trouble abroad.
    
    Andy..B
32.3191Correct me if I'm wrongCHEFS::HARRISRGoosenargh!Thu Nov 04 1993 16:236
    I may be wrong, but didn't Hughes pick up a booking in the previous
    match, for a stupid late tackle in the opposition half, that ruled him
    out of the second leg because he picked up his first yellow card in the
    first round ?
    
    Rich.
32.3192CODS::ESBECKDec Van EsbeckThu Nov 04 1993 16:316
    re -2
    
    I doubt if they were detained in the prison used in Midnight Express.
    The movie wasn't made in Turkey.
    
    Declan
32.3193FORTY2::ASHMail Interchange Group, ReadingThu Nov 04 1993 16:3712
>              <<< Note 32.3191 by CHEFS::HARRISR "Goosenargh!" >>>
>                          -< Correct me if I'm wrong >-
>
>    I may be wrong, but didn't Hughes pick up a booking in the previous
>    match, for a stupid late tackle in the opposition half, that ruled him
>    out of the second leg because he picked up his first yellow card in the
>    first round ?
    
That was when he was playing for Wales - he misses the last game of the 
Qualifying.

g
32.3194StatsESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Thu Nov 04 1993 18:1660
Manchester United Football Club

Fixtures for Season 1993/94               Result Scorers

* Live on SKY
@ Live on ITV

Sat Aug  7th   Arsenal (CH)  Wembley         1-1 Hughes (Utd Won 5-4 Pens)

Sun Aug 15th * Norwich City (A)              2-0 Giggs,Robson
Wed Aug 18th   Sheffield United (H)          3-0 Keane(2),Hughes
Sat Aug 21th   Newcastle United (H)          1-1 Giggs
Mon Aug 23rd * Aston Villa (A)               2-1 Sharpe(2)
Sat Aug 28th   Southampton (A)               3-1 Sharpe,Cantona,Irwin
Wed Sep  1st   West Ham United (H)           3-0 Sharpe,Cantona,Bruce
Sat Sep 11th   Chelsea (A)                   0-1
Wed Sep 15th @ Honved (A) (EC 1st Rd 1L)     3-2 Keane(2),Cantona
Sun Sep 19th * Arsenal (H)                   1-0 Cantona
Wed Sep 22nd   Stoke City (A) (C Cola)       1-2 Dublin
Sat Sep 25th   Swindon Town (H)              4-2 Kanchelskis,Cantona,Hughes(2)
Wed Sep 29th @ Honved (H) (EC 1st Rd 2L)     2-1 Bruce(2)
Sat Oct  2nd   Sheffield Wednesday (A)       3-2 Hughes(2),Giggs
Wed Oct  5th   Stoke City (H) (C Cola)       2-0 Sharpe,McClair
Sat Oct 16th   Spurs (H)                     2-1 Keane,Sharpe
Wed Oct 20th @ Galatasaray EC 2nd 1st Lg     3-3 Robson,Cantona,OG
Sat Oct 23rd   Everton (A)                   1-0 Sharpe
Wed Oct 27th   Leicester (H) (C Cola Cup)    5-1 Bruce(2),McClair,Sharpe,Hughes
Sat Oct 30th   Queens Park Rangers (H)       2-1 Cantona,Hughes
Wed Nov  3rd @ Galatasaray EC 2nd 2nd Lg     0-0
Sun Nov  7th * Manchester City (A)    
Sat Nov 20th   Wimbledon (H)
Wed Nov 24th   Ipswich Town (H)
Sat Nov 27th   Coventry City (A)
Sat Dec  4th   Norwich City (H)
Tue Dec  7th   Sheffield United (A)
Sat Dec 11th   Newcastle United (A)
Sat Dec 18th   Aston Villa (H)
Sun Dec 26th * Blackburn Rovers (H)   
Tue Dec 28th   Oldham Athletic (A)
Sat Jan  1st   Leeds United (H)
Mon Jan  3rd   Liverpool (A)
Sat Jan  8th   F.A. Cup 3rd Round
Sat Jan 15th   Spurs (A)
Sat Jan 22nd   Everton (H)
Sat Jan 29th   F.A. Cup 4th Round
Sat Feb 12th   Queens Park Rangers (A)
Sat Feb 19th   Southampton (H)
Sat Feb 26th   West Ham United (A)
Sat Mar  5th   Chelsea (H)
Sat Mar 12th   Arsenal (A)
Sat Mar 19th   Swindon Town (A)
Sat Mar 26th   Sheffield Wednesday (H)
Wed Mar 30th   Liverpool (H)
Sat Apr  2nd   Blackburn Rovers (A)
Mon Apr  4th   Oldham Athletic (H)
Sat Apr  9th   Leeds United (A)
Sat Apr 16th   Wimbledon (A)
Sat Apr 23rd   Manchester City (H)
Sat Apr 30th   Ipswich Town (A)
Sat May  7th   Coventry City (H)
32.3195Comments from a nearby Utd. supporterMOVIES::PLAYFORDKevin @ EDO-13 [DTN:824-3394]Fri Nov 05 1993 12:4626
32.3196I thought it was obvious really !BERN01::BOLGERJerry Bolger.Fri Nov 05 1993 13:3313
    Kevin,
    
    Of course we all share these sentiments. However, your co-worker missed
    out on the real issue :
    
    "We decided that the European Cup was secondary in importance to the
    Premiership. That's why we rested Hughes on Wednesday."
    
    Jerry.
    
    
    
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32.3197Reverse LogicSIOG::A_KELLYFri Nov 05 1993 14:346
    re - .3196
    
    You also missed....
    
    We fielded a below strength side in the European Cup, so that we could
    concentrate on the Coca Cola Cup.       8^)
32.3198Far too manyOPG::TONYFri Nov 05 1993 17:366
They (Galadisaray) fielded too many foreigners..
Can we replay the game ?

So there...!!!  8-(

Tony
32.3199Just FYI..KBOMFG::KOEPPECounting the days...Fri Nov 05 1993 18:0811
RE .3190:


	Andy,

	just FYI the prison USED in the film "Midnight Express" is located
	in Malta. I definitely wouldn't want to be sent to the REAL place!!

	Regards

	Eduard ;-)
32.3200Eric the RedESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Fri Nov 05 1993 20:0613
32.3201If it's in the SUN, it must be trueCOMICS::LINDLEYFri Nov 05 1993 20:3613
    John Sadler ? - He's an ArseNIL supporter isn't he ? He certainly
    doesn't support/like Leeds.
    
    I agree with Brian, with some of this crap the "media" write. They spend
    ages "building up" how wonderful a team/player is and then knock them
    straight down again when things don't go right. Does anybody really
    believe it ?
    
    Anyway, everybody knows why Man Utd are out of European cup - Mark
    Hughes was left out last Wednesday.
    
    Can't see Man U doing a Leeds of last year. Only question is who will
    finish second in the league.....!!!!
32.3202Ottoman Empire Rules O.K.WELCLU::CADDL.U.F.C. League Champions 1991/92Fri Nov 05 1993 21:0618
    
    
    Do i detect a certain amount of fatherly protection towards Monsieur
    C*ntona Brian ?? .
        I doubt whether mr Sadler is a Leeds fan (that's Emlyn Hughes isn't
    it ?).
    
       Let's see if the mancs are any better than Arsenal 2 years ago and
    Leeds last year.You will be surprised at how it knocks a team back to
    get put out of a competition like the Champions cup whether on away
    goals or to lose !!!!
    
      I seem to recall a number of years ago when Atkinson was in charge
    you lost a 10 point lead at the top of the first division and the title
    to boot!!!!.It's too early to say you will back in the Champions
    cup next season.
    
    Paul  
32.3203Unbiased Cantona Fan..GVA05::BURKHALTERSat Nov 06 1993 11:298
    Dont forget journalists have got to find something to write about,
    to knock Cantona is laughable, its him probably more than any of the
    other players that has made Man U so strong in the last few months.
    
    THE SUN of course it should be remembered is NOT a news paper,
    its a COMIC.....
    
    -Dom
32.3204Miko gets the same treatment up here btw!KIRKTN::ISUTHERLANDThe World's Greatest LoaferSat Nov 06 1993 13:2710
    
    RE:Last few regarding Cantona.
    
    I have to disagree with the statement that he is not a player for the
    "big occassion",as last season in the Champions' Cup v's RANGERS,he
    was the only Leeds player to cause us any problems at Elland Road.
    
    You have to laugh at the British mentality when their ideal footballer
    is someone who will run about like a headless chicken for ninety
    minutes,making contact with everything but the ball.
32.3205Oh Ah The CantonaESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Sat Nov 06 1993 13:5010
32.3206He's gone to ground alright!!!!ESSB::BREEMon Nov 08 1993 01:228
    Brian,
    
    It looks like you wrote the script. This result has to rank alongside last
    season's game against Wednesday at O.T. for value.
    
    Keane is getting closer to the 3.75m tag all the time.
    
    Pau;
32.3207....and.....GVA05::BURKHALTERMon Nov 08 1993 09:037
    ...the score was 2-3 to United, but lets have a match report for those
    of us couldn't see the game.
    
    I must say I though we might have lost this one, as derby games seem
    to follow no logical order, or recent form.....
    
    -Dom
32.3208Be still my beating heartBREW11::MASONThere's only one UNITEDMon Nov 08 1993 15:4340
    Dom, I'll do my best.
    
    I managed to bribe one of my boyfriend's mates into letting us both
    take over his living room to watch the game and I'm B****y glad I did.
    
    The first half (contrary to what Fergie said post-game) was all City.
    Brian Horton's formation totally foxed us. They outplayed us
    everywhere, especially in.... yep you guessed it .... midfield and
    Niall Quinn was causing no end of problems up front. Who was marking
    him? If it was Pally, he did a disastrous job. As the most dangerous
    guy City has in front of goal in high ball situations, he was given a
    frightening amount of space as shown by the two goals. Schmeical dealt
    with them badly imo. He came out on both occasions and left his goal
    wide open (where was the rest of the backline???) when he should've 
    stayed back and let the defender handle the situ. Our defence is
    rapidly drawing comparisons with a leaky sieve. What's gone wrong?
    
    City fully deserved their half time lead as we looked clueless. We were
    motivated and the tackles were raining in, the worst came from Hughes
    (sigh), getting overemotional as only us Welshies can get. It looked
    nasty though as he stomped on someone (help ??) and shoved McMahon
    after Stevie had brought him down.
    
    Second half, well the whole game really, was a re-run of the QPR game.
    We dominated completely and it was no surprise when Eric scored
    latching on to a terrible backpass from Vonk. What in god's name did he
    think he was playing at??? The second came when Giggs came on for
    Kanchelskis. His first touch was a volley across the face of goal
    straight into Cantona's path. Eric coolly slotted home. The third came
    in the last minute from a great build-up involving Irwin, Sharpe and 
    Giggs again. Vonk was once again in a dream, watching Hughes going for 
    the cross and missing, he left Keane who followed up and scored the 
    winner.
    
    The best Derby game I've seen in a long while and it shut those
    doubters up good and proper. Especially those trying to bring our Eric
    down. Ha ha ha. I laugh dans your visage.
    
    J
    
32.3209WARNUT::WARNUT::PICKERINGSSimon PickeringMon Nov 08 1993 16:187
    I wondered if Pallister was fit? The first goal he just stood and
    watched; don't think SChmeichal was at fault; he had every right to
    expect Pallister to clear the cross.
    
    Also Keane should have scored before City's first.
    
    Still, 11 points clear & a 1/3rd of the season gone...
32.3210Great!GVA05::BURKHALTERMon Nov 08 1993 16:285
    Julie,
          Thanks for the report, it really makes up for not being able
       to see the game.
    
    -Dom
32.3211FORTY2::FOWLERMWorkers of the world uniteMon Nov 08 1993 18:028
Q:What's gone wrong with United's defence?

A:Dennis Irwin is old, slow, and crap.

Buy someone from Santa Souness. It's getting to the festive season now and it's
always worked for Villa. (Apart from el crappo Deano that is)

Mike
32.321217 Years and Won F*@k All, City, CityESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Tue Nov 09 1993 20:0033
32.3213Solves the Foreigner Rule for a WhileESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Fri Nov 12 1993 13:004
32.3214PLUNDR::MORANA14: That's you that is!Fri Nov 12 1993 13:442
    
    Shattered? Is he feeling sorry for Cantona? One suspects not.
32.3215No, He wanted him to get 5 YearsESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Fri Nov 12 1993 14:300
32.3216GBH Of The Earhole....!!KIRKTN::TDOLANHope It Get`s Better..Fri Nov 12 1993 14:546
    
    
    He should have got 5 years.
    
    Tam.   =8-)
    
32.3217Some SnippetsESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Fri Nov 12 1993 18:2121
32.3218EBYGUM::WATTERSONPFri Nov 12 1993 19:129
    
    I'm over the moon to tell you this Brian, it'll be a game of two
    halves, but I'm sure the best team will win........
    
    
    It's on Tuesday the 30th November - the game will NOT be all ticket -
    for Everton supporters anyway.
    
    Paul
32.3219Whitbread - good for drain cleaning onlyAIMTEC::WICKS_AU.S.A 2 England 0 - I was there!Fri Nov 12 1993 20:009
    re .3217 (brian)
    
    Whitbread - surely even the Mancs have higher standards than taking dosh
    from them? it'll give a new meaning to the phrase "a piss-poor
    performance" though (:==:)
    
    regards,
    
    Andrew.D.Wicks
32.3220DisgustingXSTACY::JLUNDON@GAO 822-4715 Apathy is the most terrible vice!Mon Nov 15 1993 12:0610
I think it's disgusting that the fans smile while the team changes
strip every 6 months.  How is any self respecting fan supposed to keep
upto date fashion-wise when the team goes and re-invents itself every
so often.  It becoming more like a fashion parade with United having a
spring fashion show (Black's in) and then 6 months later, an autumn
fashion extravaganza (then red again).  Personally I think it quite
amusing - the club fleecing the fan for everything he's/she's got,
especially since the fan always comes back for more.

                    Jamming James.
32.3221Same storyOPG::TONYMon Nov 15 1993 14:009
This issue regarding kits and the number of changes its the same all over the
UK. It seems United get all the attention cos I suppose they sell the most
replicas...But ask a QPR fan for instance as to how many replica kits he has and
you'll find they've gone through as many...Same for Leeds, Liverpool, Spurs etc.

At the end of the day you don't have to buy them..Simple as that..!!


Tony
32.3222If I hear *one* more "at the end of the day" aghhhh!!SIOG::A_KELLYMon Nov 15 1993 14:2911
32.3223Check to see if your own house is in order ESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Mon Nov 15 1993 16:0413
32.3224Two Wrongs don't make a RightSIOG::A_KELLYMon Nov 15 1993 16:178
    re .3223
    
    I think the point is that clubs (plural) are ripping the fans off.
    
    Saying 'Leeds do it so you can't criticise Man U' doesn't make what
    Man U are doing right, or maybe you think it does?
    
    Cheers....Ned
32.3225wrongSUBURB::ABSOLOMTOne-six-five and countingMon Nov 15 1993 16:296
    
    Note .3220 was clearly a dig at United, not a generalization.
    
    Tony
    
    
32.3226Right Regardless...SIOG::A_KELLYMon Nov 15 1993 16:477
    re - .3225
    
    Oh, I see, it was a dig at United so you have to defend United whether you
    agree with James or not???
    
    Ned
    
32.3227I come cleanXSTACY::JLUNDON@GAO 822-4715 Apathy is the most terrible vice!Mon Nov 15 1993 18:359
re -2

Correct :-).

re -1

Agree ;-).

                      James.
32.3228SnippetsESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Mon Nov 15 1993 22:276
32.3229"a quite exquisite finish" - A. GraySIOG::A_KELLYTue Nov 16 1993 12:259
    
    re - .3228
    
    ...and the Newcastle game slated for the 11th December will probably be
    on the 13th or 14th. There'll be some hype for that on Sky...
    	
    		The Entertainers   vs   The Champions
    
    Ned
32.3230Screwed up *again*SIOG::A_KELLYTue Nov 16 1993 12:336
    
    Sorry,
    	That should read "will probably be on the 12th or 13th". Got
    carried away in the excitement.
    
    Ned
32.3231Tickets NeededESSB::TJORDANJACK'S ARMY MARCH ON!!!!!Tue Nov 16 1993 17:1612
Hello,

      Does anybody outhere know if it is still possible to get tickets

     for UTD v Ipswich Town on wednesday nov 24th as a friend and i are

     going to Warrington on a course next week and we would like to take in

    the game. any details,help would be appreciated.

                                                               Tony.
32.3232Gentlemen, lets broaden our minds !WOTVAX::GREENJAAndy GreenTue Nov 16 1993 18:047
    
    Do yourselves a favour and go to Blackburn v Coventry on the 23rd,
    getting tickets will be easier :-).
    
    Cheers,
    
    Andy
32.3233SHAWB1::STOCKMANSTue Nov 16 1993 19:585
re -2

It's sold out.

Si
32.3234Dont be a Bulgarian Businessman in France today..GVA05::BURKHALTERThu Nov 18 1993 09:0815
    ....there's a novel title....
    
    Both Cantona and Schemmiel will not be going to next years World Cup
    with their National teams.
    
    Cantona blasted France in to the lead in the first half, the Bulgarians
    equalised and up to the last 10 seconds France were still going to the
    World Cup until the Bulgarians scored the winner and knocked Cantona
    and his team mates out, there was dead silence in the French stadium.
    
    -Dom
    
    P.s. The Bulgarian Basketball team also beat the French last night!
         Hence the title....:-)
    
32.3235New Membership TLAV02::WICHAIWONGThu Nov 18 1993 09:5614
    Cheer! Yup!  I've just got an application form for M.U.F.C. membership.
    I hurry to fill out that form and return to his office.  I'm anxiously
    waiting for the reply of membership acceptance.  I want to be one of
    the red armys and get some priviledges from him, like priviledge to buy
    some souveniurs or to get the yearbook with membership card.  Does it
    good for me to be the member at the MID of this season?  Please tell me
    that do I have to resubscribe every year to retain the merbership
    status?   By the way, wish Man. Utd. to be succeeded for all trophy,
    both Premier, F.A. Cup and Coca Cola Leage Cup.  Huray!
    
    One of the new membership in the far-away land of U.K.,
    Wichai.                                          
    
    
32.3236Only Keane gets a ticket!BERN02::GOODEJThu Nov 18 1993 11:2318
    
    Re .3234
    
    	Am I right in saying that only *** 1 *** of United's stars will be
    booking their flight to the USA......ie. Roy Keane?
    
    Hughes		\ Wales Out
    Giggs		/
    Schmeicel		Denmark Out
    Cantona		France Out
    Ince                \
    Palister		 England
    Parker		 Out
    Sharpe              /
    Kanchelskis		Czech/Sloviakia? Out
    Mc?			Scotland Out
    
    JBG
32.3237You missed one..MASALA::DROONEYLifes a beachThu Nov 18 1993 11:444
    
    Dennis Irwin will be going to the USA as well....
    
                                                 D.
32.3238SHIPS::EDWARDS_DThu Nov 18 1993 13:031
    Kanchelskis will be going with Russia.
32.3239Another Irishman !BERN01::BOLGERJerry Bolger.Thu Nov 18 1993 16:272
    And Steve Bruce will be going with Ireland (assuming they sort out the
    red tape !).
32.3240Too late.REDARO::WLC_IMPROV1Thu Nov 18 1993 17:415
    RE.3235
            Manchester United stopped membership on the 31/10/93 because
    they already have enough members this season.Also,yes you do have to   
    re-subscribe every season.Good luck anyway...
    
32.3241Tickets still available!SHAWB1::STOCKMANSThu Nov 18 1993 20:3112
Re .3231


Ooops!

Sorry Tony. Tickets are still available for Wednesday's
game with Ipswich.

Dial the ticket/match information service (24hr answer m/c)
for more info. The No. is (061) 872 0199.

Simon
32.3242ThanksESSB::TJORDANJACK'S ARMY MARCH ON!!!!!Fri Nov 19 1993 14:4311
Re .3241


 Thanks for the info.


   Tony.



32.3243QESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Fri Nov 19 1993 17:507
32.3244PLUNDR::MORANBetter Dead than Smeg!Fri Nov 19 1993 18:067
    
    Ring them and ask for it?
    
     061-872 1661
     or 061-872 0199
    
    Tim
32.3245Man Utd 3-1 Wimbeldon - still 11 pts clearGVA05::BURKHALTERSun Nov 21 1993 10:261
    
32.3246Still 11 ClearESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Mon Nov 22 1993 13:1110
32.3247Red DevillishnessMACNAS::PMCKEETue Nov 23 1993 12:0625
    
    The following was in the Sunday Tribune (Ireland) last week. The
    reporter did not know the source.
    
    "To all Manchester United fans......
    
     Whilst congratulating you on your success, I would like to remind
     you that since you last won it:
     Liverpool have won it 11 times,and the European Cup 3 times.
     Everton were champions three times.
     A spacecraft has landed on Mars.
     The Berlin wall has fallen.
     Elvis has died and been seen in Gorey.
     So before you start gloating,rember:Its not winning the league that
     matters ,but retaining it.
    
    	PS: I've heard that Nelson Mandela is cra*ping himself. The last
     	    time United won the league,he went to jail for 25 years."
    
    
    	The reporter adds a footnote that the last time United won the
        title, the ground they played at was called New Trafford.
    
    
    	Paul.
32.3248100+ESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Tue Nov 23 1993 13:0610
32.3249So?XSTACY::JLUNDON@GAO 822-4715 Apathy is the most terrible vice!Tue Nov 23 1993 15:578
re -1

> An interesting statistic is that United have picked up 103 points in their
> last 42 league games.

Still only adds upto one league championship :-!

                             James.
32.3250Ipswich game on TV?SHIPS::MACDONALD_JTue Nov 23 1993 16:314
    Is the match against Ipswich on TV tomorrow night? Sky? Highlights?
    
    Cheers
    Jamie
32.3251YESSB::MCUNNIFFEEven Better than the Real ThingTue Nov 23 1993 16:3214
   <<< Note 32.3248 by ESSB::BLONG "UNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993" >>>
                                   -< 100+ >-

>>An interesting statistic is that United have picked up 103 points in their
>>last 42 league games.

  Brian, forget about all these statistics. Ye have only one one league in
26 years while Liverpool have 11, with 4 Euro cups to your 1, 4 league cups
to your one & 2 UEFA cups to your none.

Quote statistics when you can match that one.


 C U N N O
32.3252Simply The BestREDARO::WLC_IMPROV1Tue Nov 23 1993 16:398
    re.32.3249
    >  Still only adds upto one league championship >
     Manchester United won the Premier League Championship last year and
     we are the only team that has,and will probably retain it for at least  
     the next decade. Keep your old league championship we've got the new
     one and it's a lot better.
    
      (P.S. have another dig,your easy)
32.3253yeah so Cunno ?CHEFS::HARRISRGoosenargh!Tue Nov 23 1993 16:438
    Cunno, even though I am a Spurs fan, who could quote some interesting
    facts, you seem to be living in the past. At the moment it doesnt
    matter at all what Liverpoor have done, it is what they are doing, or
    not doing as the case may be. At the moment, unfortunately Man U are
    the team to beat, and Liverpoor are the team to look at and say, what a
    shame, they used to be OK. 
    
    Rich.
32.3254One sevenMUFC::TONYTue Nov 23 1993 17:0910
Cunno you poor scouse...

You should be more concerned with the 17 points difference that your boys have..

I think its a  C U Bye situation...

 T
TONY
 N
 Y
32.3255ContreversialESSB::PHAYDENTue Nov 23 1993 17:558
     
    >     the next decade. Keep your old league championship we've got the new
    >	  one and it's a lot better.
    
    
    Very Debatable !!!
    
    Peter(A.I.C).
32.3256Up there to be shot atESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Tue Nov 23 1993 21:4517
32.3257Robbo for EnglandESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Wed Nov 24 1993 13:138
32.3258Still Tickets AvailableESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Wed Nov 24 1993 13:506
32.3259United 0-0 IpswichGVA05::BURKHALTERThu Nov 25 1993 08:504
    ...you know your team is doing well when a nil-nil draw is a major
    disapointment!.....over to those who saw the game.....
    
    -Dom
32.3260Entertainment Value AssuredREDARO::WLC_IMPROV1Thu Nov 25 1993 12:3514
    Ipswich always change their tactics depending on who they are playing
    and last night they kept nearly all their team behind the ball.United 
    still created alot of chances and from what I saw on TV had nearly all
    the possesion.A nil-nil draw was a good result for ipswich but I think
    they came to Old Trafford realising that they had to defend all game
    and hope to score on the break.The ipswich keeper made some good saves
    inculding a thirty yard drive from Pally destined for the top corner
    and a thunderess free kick from Sharp,also Giggs came on and hit the
    cross bar with a typical free kick.The most entertaining nil-nil draw
    I have seen this season.By the way Kan Kan had another good game
    putting in some good crosses showing why he's keeping Giggs out of
    the team.Giggs is still worth bringing on just for his free kicks
    though!!Anyway we got a draw and still extended the points gap to 12,
    can't be bad.
32.326112 Points ClearESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Thu Nov 25 1993 16:0718
32.3262Cantona's a Red Devil 1 Year TomorrowESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Fri Nov 26 1993 13:159
32.3263Brain You're welcome!XSTACY::JLUNDON@GAO 822-4715 Apathy is the most terrible vice!Fri Nov 26 1993 18:187
re -1,

Brian You're welcome!

I hope he hasn't scored as many off the field as he has on the field though!

                              James.
32.3264yPEKING::WELLERMFri Nov 26 1993 18:595
    
    Does anyone know why BLACK ARM BANDS were worn during the Ipswich
    game...???
    
    Matt
32.3265The Best Year of his Footballing LifeESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Sat Nov 27 1993 13:3818
32.3266Mon DieuBRUMMY::MASONThere's only one UNITEDSun Nov 28 1993 17:238
    Good lord Eric! A bit OTT there, calmez-vous.
    
    Anyway, he underlined his somewhat overemotional sentiments by scoring
    the only goal in our win over Coventry yesterday which puts us 14
    points clear at the top (before today's game at Anfield). A boring game
    yesterday by all accounts, any reports anyone??
    
    J
32.3267Coventy v Man Utd - ReportKERNEL::BARKERHMon Nov 29 1993 15:3526
    I didn't think Coventy V Man.Utd was that boring, I've seen  a lot
    worse in the Premier League. The first half was slow but both team
    played neat football at times. There weren't many clear chances so 0-0
    at half time was fair.
    
    The tempo of the match quickened in the second half. The circumstances
    that led to the United goal saw good fortune on their side. After
    City's Julian Darby's (I think) shot hit the United post a quick goal
    kick eventually found Giggs who was well tackled, but the ball bounced
    off the corner flag back to Giggs, he passed it to Irwin whose cross found
    the head of Cantona and it's 1-0 to United. (Phil Neal will be furious
    at the City defence for letting Cantona have a free header.)
    
    For the next 10 to 15 minutes United exerted Coventry's defence to
    heavy pressure, Ogrizovic was called on to make a couple of good saves,
    notably a 20 yarder from Irwin. The game then slowed until the final
    10 minutes, Coventry then launched themselves in an effort to equalize.
    This culminated in a spectacular save from Schmeichel in the final
    seconds, he pushed Marsden's shot from just outside the 6 yard area on
    to the bar which was cleared by a relieved United defence.
    
    Players that impressed: Darby for City and for United Cantona and of course
    Schmeichel for that save.
    
    So, another 3 points for United and another hard luck story for Coventry.
                                                                
32.3268Anybody know the financials?YUPPY::MCCABEMikeMon Nov 29 1993 16:186
    I don't suppose anyone has a copy of the Man U 92/93 report and
    accounts?  If yep what was the turnover, gross profit, net profit and
    wage bill?  Also, how much did Martin Edwards pay himself?  And what
    were the corresponding figures for 91/92?
    
    Mike M
32.3269TRUCKS::SANTso near yet sofa...Tue Nov 30 1993 11:487
    
    	What's the matter, Mike...thinking of having a dabble in the
    	shares? 8-)
    
    	You could always try and cash in your Arznil bond!
    
    	Andy.
32.3270Coca-Cola TonightESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Tue Nov 30 1993 16:1513
32.3271Is Cunno changing sides!!!!!????KBOMFG::TANNERMidnight is where the day begins..Tue Nov 30 1993 17:418
  I heard from a reliable source yesterday that Cunno has "stated" that Utd
have the league wrapped up and won. Can this be true Cunno??? Do you have no
faith left in the pool???? Iam sure there's a lot of pool fans out here
wondering who you really support!!!! I still believe utd will falter, like after
all they don't know what "repeat" means!!!!!

                                                                   -dave-
32.3272SUBURB::WAITEGBOING BOINGTue Nov 30 1993 17:517
    .3271
    
    Maybe Cunno is speaking sense for once.  You should try it.
    
    
    
    GAry....
32.3273Cunno got Swales OutESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Tue Nov 30 1993 21:1713
32.3274Everton 0 - 2 Man.Utd (Coke Cup)GVA05::BURKHALTERWed Dec 01 1993 08:506
    
    
                ... what odds we can win all three cups this year?
    
    
   -Dom
32.3275CODS::ESBECKDay TripperWed Dec 01 1993 14:453
    Slim.....you've already been knocked out of Europe.
    
    
32.3276%$$@^$GVA05::BURKHALTERWed Dec 01 1993 16:246
    OK,OK I meant 2 Cups plus the Premier, which is a cup, or metal vase
    of some sort......
    
    ...Slim I'm not
    
    -Dom :-)
32.3277Into the Last EightESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Wed Dec 01 1993 18:108
32.3278NEWOA::FIDO_TConation is the keyThu Dec 02 1993 12:574
>How about the Scousers at home in the last 8 of the Coca-Cola.
    
    Not after last night's performance !
    
32.3279SUBURB::WAITEGBOING BOINGThu Dec 02 1993 13:015
    Anyone got the full Coca-Cola draw???
    
    
    
    Gary....
32.3280United at HomeESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Thu Dec 02 1993 13:049
32.3281SUBURB::WAITEGBOING BOINGThu Dec 02 1993 13:065
    Thanx....
    
    
    
    Gary....
32.3282CHEFS::HARRISRGoosenargh!Thu Dec 02 1993 13:235
    Bit of a lucky draw for United there. Still, when your luck is as good
    as man U's you have to expect that sort of thing.
    
    
    Rich.
32.3283God supports UnitedMUFC::TONYThu Dec 02 1993 14:1512
>>    Bit of a lucky draw for United there. Still, when your luck is as good
>>    as man U's you have to expect that sort of thing.
    
    
>>    Rich.


After 26 years without luck I suppose we had to get it sometime..!!



Tony
32.3284Oh Yeah but...GVA05::BURKHALTERThu Dec 02 1993 14:273
    ...we could have been even luckier and got Liverpool.
    
    -Dom ;-)
32.3285Anyone will doREDARO::WLC_IMPROV1Thu Dec 02 1993 18:594
Are you trying to say we couldn't beat any of the other teams left in?
    
    
                                                                  
32.3286GVA05::BURKHALTERFri Dec 03 1993 11:195
    On present form we should be able to beat anybody
    
  (  ....except any team from Turkey!)
    
    -Dom
32.3287More Money PleaseESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Sat Dec 04 1993 14:2216
32.3288Unites 2-2 NorwichGVA05::BURKHALTERSun Dec 05 1993 17:439
    United           Norwich
    
    Giggs 30'        Sutton 31'
    McClair 42       Fox 47'
    
    Close exciting game by all accounts, United 12 pts clear with now
    Leeds the closest of the chasing pack.
    
    -Dom
32.32892-2ESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Mon Dec 06 1993 22:2010
32.3290MAN U to get a BAG FULL!:-)PEKING::SHALLOMAAron ShallomTue Dec 07 1993 19:4711
    
    
    Does anyone know when Roy Keane is due back from injury..What's wrong
    with him anyway?
    
    Sheff Utd tonight away,I can see us winning this comfortably I hope and a
    few goals are going to go in tonight!!.Get one over them before the F.A cup 
    tie which will be a different and closer game..
    
    
    Aron...
32.3291WARNUT::WARNUT::PICKERINGSSimon PickeringTue Dec 07 1993 20:093
    Keane had a badly bruised|burst blood vessel in his leg. He got the
    injury in the Irish WC game. He is expected to play in tonights game 
    though.
32.3292Man United beat Sheff. Utd 3-0, 15pts Clear!GVA05::BURKHALTERWed Dec 08 1993 10:301
    
32.3293Going from strength to strengthREDARO::WLC_IMPROV1Wed Dec 08 1993 11:255
       Keane came on last night for the last 10 minutes,so he's on his way
    back.Good result last night,a good team performance I heard.........
    ............................................
    
    
32.3294One horse Race..PEKING::COSSEYNWed Dec 08 1993 12:136
    
    According to Radio 5 last night Ladbrokes have stopped taking bets
    on Man Utd to win the league. They are only taking them for second
    place....15 points clear it looks like it's all over...
    
    Neil...
32.3295A Christmas Wish.....GVA05::BURKHALTERWed Dec 08 1993 12:184
    If we are still 15pts or more clear after the Xmas period, then I
    reckon it will be all over...
    
    -Dom
32.3296On Top for ChristmasESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Wed Dec 08 1993 12:537
32.3297No favouritism from the media then!PIECES::63585::SWIFFENWed Dec 08 1993 15:256
What about the Radio 5 commentary last night ?

Ron Jones must have mentioned at least 10 times in 5
minutes that there was a huge gap in class!!!

Chris.
32.3298PEKING::COSSEYNWed Dec 08 1993 15:585
    
    I'm not a Man Utd supporter but even I know there isn't another team
    in this country at the moment whose in the same class as Man Utd..
    
    Neil..
32.3299any one in 34???ESSB::BREEWed Dec 08 1993 16:129
    I think we need some statistical support here. e.g. What were other
    league winners at pointswise at this stage in other years since 3
    points for a win started?
    
    If for example United win the league by 20 points or more does that
    mean we will stop seeing details of old Liverpool results trotted out
    in this note?
    
    Paul
32.3300!!!!GVA05::BURKHALTERWed Dec 08 1993 16:325
    For heaven's sake Paul don't encourage him.....!
    
    
    -Dom :-)
    
32.3301Cunno come out of hiding!XSTACY::JLUNDON@GAO 822-4715 Apathy is the most terrible vice!Wed Dec 08 1993 17:449
We need you Cunno!  These United fans, who I think are already
insufferable, are becoming more so with each passing day.  Where
will it end?

Remember Leeds are only 15 points behind with a game in hand (You
United fans know all about games in hand from 18 months ago - Don't
you?:).

                         James.
32.3302Cunno Backs UnitedESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Wed Dec 08 1993 18:026
32.3303ESSB::MCUNNIFFEEven Better than the Real ThingWed Dec 08 1993 20:1527
                     <<< Note 32.3298 by PEKING::COSSEYN >>>

    
>>  I'm not a Man Utd supporter but even I know there isn't another team
>>  in this country at the moment whose in the same class as Man Utd..
    
    Neil..

     The Mancs are nothing more than the best of a bad lot and that includes
my team Liverpool. They are the best of an average league at the moment. This
is shown in their early exit from the European cup at the hands of a 
shopkeepers XI. When Liverpool were winning leagues, they were also the best in
Europe by a mile winning the European cups in 1977 ,78, 81 & 84. Football is in
a sad state in England when they fail to qualify for the world cup, a mediocre
Man U side are the pick of the bunch, the premier league playing without the
likes of TGA & Ronnie Whelan, Beardsley overlooked by Eng & Anderton, Barmby,
Giggs & Sharpe are the ones for the years to come. 

As W.B. Yeats said "All is changed, changed utterly, a terrible beauty is
born". 

    C
    U
C U N N O 
    N
    O
       "Who knows his football better than most".
32.3304It was in the papersESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Wed Dec 08 1993 21:5510
32.3305What a lark :-)XSTACY::JLUNDON@GAO 822-4715 Apathy is the most terrible vice!Thu Dec 09 1993 12:0821
re -1

I've not had such a good laugh in a long time Brian when you said:

> Milan are prepared to offer 14 Million plus Papin for Giggs.

Are Milan gone raving mad?  Those guys must have a money machine in the
backroom out there offering 14,000,000 quid for a s#*t like Giggs.  Papin, I
would think, is really impressed being classed 14M quid less expensive than
Giggs.  What the goodness had Giggs done to deserve such a price tag?  Papin
is a world class player and has proved it both for France and his league
clubs.  Giggs is a young git who had player for one mediocre English league
club and a poorish international side (for which ha had done next to nothing)
IMHO!  

If I was Ferguson and getting as much money as he is reputed to be getting, I
would be on the first plane to Milan pleading for them to swap Giggs for
Papin and the dosh. Bargains like that are like birds on the wing - here
today gone tomorrow.

                               James.
32.3306Enough SaidREDARO::WLC_IMPROV1Thu Dec 09 1993 12:474
    To cunno and james,
                        I think you have got a bad case of sour grapes...
    
    
32.3307Baaaahh...MUFC::TONYThu Dec 09 1993 13:0411
>>If I was Ferguson and getting as much money as he is reputed to be getting, I
>>would be on the first plane to Milan pleading for them to swap Giggs for
>>Papin and the dosh. Bargains like that are like birds on the wing - here
>>today gone tomorrow.


Yes, but a gem like Giggs is even rarer than that..!!

Watch the so called s#*t and be envious..!!

Tony
32.3308Wooly BacksESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Thu Dec 09 1993 13:085
32.3309;-)XSTACY::JLUNDON@GAO 822-4715 Apathy is the most terrible vice!Thu Dec 09 1993 13:118
re -last few

Keep you on your toes, I say!  Seriously, If I were Fergie I would take the
money and run - the offer *probably* won't get any better than it is now? 
14M would buy every single club in the third division and still have cash
left over to buy Wimbledon :-).

                            James.
32.3310Away Day with the Toon ArmyESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Thu Dec 09 1993 16:037
32.3311Slight confusion BrianBRUMMY::MASONThere's only one UNITEDThu Dec 09 1993 17:2524
    Brian, Can you confirm this please as I'm a touch confused. I was under
    the impression that we were playing on Monday night!!!!!??!!
    
    Re - last few
    
    Fergie has no intentions of selling that "git" Giggs (Mr Moderator, a
    small nudge here as I was set-hidden for calling Vinnie Jones
    one...consistency please!!)  My beloved boyfriend bought me Fergie's
    book "Just Champion" for my birthday Monday, and in it he says that
    Giggs has no intentions of moving for the next few years and he is more
    than willing to keep him.
    
    Had a stunning day on Saturday which involved my meeting nearly every
    one of the squad in a hospitality suite - all very nice guys too.
    Cantona nearly ran me over in the car park and a short chat ensued in
    his mother tongue as I'm a clever s*d now and again. My only
    disappointment was that I didn't get to chat with my hero Sparky. Ah
    well. Can't win 'em all. Met Norman Whiteside too which was great as he
    was an early hero of mine too. No Cunno-like photos to pass around
    though I'm afraid, you'll just have to take my word for it!!
    
    A very contented
    
    J
32.3312Red Alert....Brian says NUFC are good!!!SIOG::A_KELLYThu Dec 09 1993 18:0412
>United and Newcastle are probably the two best footballing sides in the 
>country at the moment.

    Should that not read....
    
    Newcastle United are probably the two best footballing sides in the
    country at the moment.
    
    But *seriously*, what a compliment coming from you Brian. Noticed you
    didn't predict the score.
    
    Cheers.....Ned
32.3313COMICS::LINDLEYThu Dec 09 1993 20:0813
    United do play Newcastle on Saturday. If RTE are covering it, that
    means it's on Match of the Day on Saturday night.
    
    The Monday night game is Norwich Vs Leeds, which is on Sky.
    
    Did anyone heard the quote from Howard Wilkinson last night. He was
    saying Alex Ferguson would probably losing sleep at night now that
    Leeds are only 12 points behind.......
    
    He can't possibly be the next England manager cos he's got a sense of
    humour........
    
    Brian ( the Leeds fan not the MUFC fan )
32.3314He also said...XSTACY::JLUNDON@GAO 822-4715 Apathy is the most terrible vice!Thu Dec 09 1993 20:127
re -1

He also said that MUFC weren't catchable the way they are currently playing. 
Wilko is setting them (MUFC) up for the big fall.  Now all they have to do is
fall over themselves to dive into that hole.  Remember 18 months ago?

                              James.
32.3315United to win 2-1ESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Thu Dec 09 1993 21:3916
32.3316ESSB::PHAYDENFri Dec 10 1993 13:4318
    
    I've said it before and i'll say it again. 
    
    If Cantona gets injured and is out of action for 4 - 5 games,
    United are catchable. He is the sellotape holding a fragile side
    together. He doesn't perform and United don't perform.
    
    You heard it here first folks !
    
    You wanna catch United all you gotta do is let "Fash the bash" 
    or "Vinny" or "Razor" do the biz on Mr. "Ooh Ah" ,sit back, and
    watch the walls come a'tumblin' down.
    
    Peter(An Impartial Celt).
    
    P.S
    
    I'm a United fan but *not* a Fergie fan !!!
32.3317A predictionSIOG::A_KELLYFri Dec 10 1993 14:0911
    re .3315
    
    Brian,
    	I'm going for 2-2. Two reasons for this....
    
    
    Two great attacks.....
    
    Two crap defences.
    
    Cheers.....Ned
32.3318Right but wrong (man)SIOG::A_KELLYFri Dec 10 1993 14:1811
    re - .3316
    
    Peter,
    
    There's probably more than a grain of truth in what you say, but I
    think you've highlighted the wrong guy. IMHO the one who holds United
    together is Mark Hughes. Obviously Cantona can make or break a game
    for United but I don't think he has the temprament to influence them
    as a team, a la Galatasaray.
    
    Cheers.....Ned
32.3319BERN01::ZBSWX2::GOODEJFri Dec 10 1993 14:2713
    
    	You gpt in there before me Ned. I agree that Sparkey is the key
    member in the attack. However, if we are talking about realistically
    catching Man U, its not a question of removing the one key player. They
    have too good a squad to make it that easy.
    	Even if you remove Hughes, Cantona and Giggs they STILL have an
    attack capable of competing with anyone else in the Premier. OK, they
    wouldn't win all their games, but they would still be winning as
    consistantly as anyone else currently is. Catching them means they have
    to consistantly lose games. I personally can't see it happening if you
    only take out one player!
    
    JBG
32.3320ESSB::PHAYDENFri Dec 10 1993 14:5823
    
    Well maybe time will tell but just looking back it seems that United
    started to motor when Fergie bought Cantona. Up until that point United 
    had done very little and IMHO Fergie, without the previously mentioned  devine 
    intervention could have got the sack. O.K they finished second to Leeds
    (another team being held together by one man i.e Strachan (sp?) )
    and won the European Cup but they never really played with the panache
    and style to which we have become acostomed or looked like the
    aristocrats of British football that they are now.
    
    P.S
    
    If as stated before, Milan *are* willing to sell Papin then I think Fergie
    could do worst than to splash out a few Mega-Bucks and buy the guy.
    Don't sell Giggs though ( who said he was a git ? Go see a head doctor
    man ! ). But can you imagine Cantona, Papin, Giggs, Hughes, Mclair(in
    great form at the moment) on the one team. I feel in the same way as
    Fergie bought one player and hence won the League he needs to buy that
    one player to help them win in Europe. English League football ain't that bad
    (as demonstrated by Norwich) and it's getting better, it just needs a good kick 
    start !
    
    Peter(An Impartial Celt).
32.3321Oh AhESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Fri Dec 10 1993 16:087
32.3322I don't think Papin's the answer !BERN01::BOLGERJerry Bolger.Fri Dec 10 1993 19:5636
    Re: Papin.
    
    Buying another foreigner is only going to do one thing for United in
    the European competitions :    
    
    	Make it even more difficult to decide who to leave out !
    
    As long as the rules remain regarding Foreign/assimilated players, this
    will not be the answer.  Perhaps next year, Ferguson should consider
    playing a legal (re Eurpoean competition) team in the league games
    running up to the European games.
    
    Pulling out one or two players for a single match (e.g. Mark Hughes
    .vs. Galatasaray) means that the team has to try to get accustomed to
    the altered line-up before it can start to play real football !
    
    IMHO the long-term solution is to either:
                                             
    a) drop the foreigners rule from Eurpoean Competition
    
    or 
    
    b) introduce the same rules for the domestic league.
    
    
    
    But that's just my opinion ....
    
    Have a nice weekend  (main feature: 3:0 in favour of the Reds tomorrow.)
    
    Jerry.
    
    
    P.S.  How come our National side (Ireland) don't have to worry about
    the foreign players restriction ?
                                     
32.3323Well now, a point is a point, isn't it!!!BERN01::ZBSWX2::GOODEJMon Dec 13 1993 11:512
    
    Hi Ned 8-)
32.3324re last...He He He HeSIOG::A_KELLYMon Dec 13 1993 11:583
    
    
    Hi Jon  ;^)
32.3325I don't think it matters butXSTACY::JLUNDON@GAO 822-4715 Apathy is the most terrible vice!Mon Dec 13 1993 12:0418
re -2

How can you say that Papin wouldn't make a difference?  I think that is very,
very shortsighted statement.  He is truly a player that has played and won on
the international stage, more that what can be said about some of the
*superstars* already at the club.  So you were beaten this year by the
Turkish shopkeepers XI - who will it be next year (That's if you qualify)? 
Shamrock Rovers unfortunately won't have a chance since UEFA has sterilised
the European cup by taking out all the minnows.

I see Cantona made a large impression (NOT!) on the game Saturday.  It's what
I could have told you - when the going gets tough, Cantona can't be seen.  He
doesn't have the b%$&s for the big occasion (witness Frances two last world
cup games, I didn't see Cantona playing well there either).  MUFC were very
lucky that they didn't concede a penalty with the very last kick of the game
when Beardsley got hacked down.  The Ref. must be a MUFC lover!

                            James.
32.3326BERN01::ZBSWX2::GOODEJMon Dec 13 1993 13:0718
    
    Re .3325
    
>    How can you say that Papin wouldn't make a difference?
>    I think that is very, very shortsighted statement.  
    
    I agree, thats a very short sighted statement. But you're the one who
    made it! If you read Jerry's note with your glasses on, you'll see
    that he makes no comment on Papin's ability. He simply makes the point
    that buying another foreigner only increases Uniteds problem with the
    "foreign players limit" in European competions.
    
    And do you really believe that United won't qualify for Euro let alone
    the European Cup next year? I suppose everybody has to have a dream!
    8-)    

    JBG
    
32.3327SUBURB::ABSOLOMTOn 7830-2924Mon Dec 13 1993 14:468
    
    I don't think anyone can dispute that Papin is a world-class striker. I
    for one would be delighted to see him at Old Trafford. But as has been
    said, I don't think big stars enjoy being on the bench.
    
    Tony
    
    
32.3328What Sour GrapesESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Mon Dec 13 1993 16:0522
32.3329Why is no-one talking about last Saturday's game here?SIOG::A_KELLYMon Dec 13 1993 16:291
    
32.3330PLUNDR::MORANDeemed expendible!Mon Dec 13 1993 16:597
    
    Ned, 
    
    No-one likes to talk about a match if their team has been
    comprehensively outplayed.  ;-)
    
    Tim
32.3331Saturday's gameBRUMMY::MASONThere's only one UNITEDMon Dec 13 1993 17:3213
    Comprehensively outplayed or no, Jim dear, we still got a point from a
    Paul Ince goal. We went away from home to one of the in-form sides in
    the League and got a point - how many teams would be orgasmic if they
    came to Old Trafford and got the same result.
    
    We cannot win every game we play, and correct me if I'm wrong, but
    we've only lost one League game this season. Not bad eh, and you know
    we United fans don't like to boast too much!!
    
    Thanks for the birthday wishes Brian, I was a mere 27 years young.
    Cards and gifts still gratefully received!!!
    
    J
32.3332SIOG::A_KELLYMon Dec 13 1993 17:377
    re - .3330
    
    Oh, I wondered why, when the most exciting league fixture of the season
    had just taken place, all you find in here is Cantona vs Papin.
    
    
    What would it have been like in United had lost???
32.3333BERN01::ZBSWX2::GOODEJMon Dec 13 1993 17:484
    
        Come Ned, it was all said in .3323! 8-)
    
    JBG
32.3334CODS::ESBECKDay TripperMon Dec 13 1993 18:334
    >>we've only lost one League game this season. Not bad eh, and you know
    
    Dammit man, Arsenal went through the season losing only one
    match two years ago.....
32.3335I am sick and tired of this rubbish that is being spewed by oever MUFC loverXSTACY::JLUNDON@GAO 822-4715 Apathy is the most terrible vice!Mon Dec 13 1993 19:2529
Brian,

I am sick and bloody tired of MUFC lovers going around putting down all
other teams in the premiership, most especially Leeds.  We scored a good
goal against West Ham to win last Wednesday and it was tagged a goal from
team that can barely play football - long ball merchants etc. etc.  But
while at the same time, MUFC scored a strikingly similar goal, it was
described as a goal which brings out the best in British football, blah,
blah, blah.  I think, all the majority of commentators want to do, is bend
over and kick Fergies backside.

It also seems that MUFC is putting out some bad shit about Leeds re::
Cantona's transfer.  It seems (from what I heard in the Leeds mailing-list
where the discussion is a little more balanced i.e. Leeds gets a mention
every so often) that Fergie wants, and have, put Leeds nose in it over the
Cantona transfer.  Fergie is putting out some rubbish about paying only
800,000 while in fact the figure, if truth be known, was more like 1.8M
(over and under the table).  I know 1.8M still isn't much, but it is nearly
2.5 times as much as 800,000 is.  I think this is very poor sportsmanship on
his part.  We took our beating and moved on - It seems that Fergie can't or
won't.  I feel sorry (for him) that he is taking that little petty grudge so
far.  

Now if the boot was on the other foot...

Fergie still holds a big grudge over Leeds taking the title from them two
years.  It will always hurt no matter how many he wins in the future :-).

                               James.
32.3336Have you any knowledge?...NoREDARO::WLC_IMPROV1Mon Dec 13 1993 19:3711
     Just a few words from a Man United supporter about all the slagging
    that's going on; Everybody wants to knock you when your the best.
                     It's hard at the top.
                     
     Everybody who is slagging Man United is proving these sayings are right
     ...............Thankyou very much for praising us although your all to
      stupid and jealous to realise.
     
    
    
    
32.3337The French ConnectionGVA05::BURKHALTERTue Dec 14 1993 09:1811
    
    If Fergie was to buy one player, buying Papin would make a lot of
    sense, Papin and Cantona are heart of the French team, when they
    play well...France wins, simple as that.
    
    Of course there would be the Foreign player problem, but what a team!
    
    Re: Leeds vs Norwich ....looks like Leeds dont want to make it difficult
        for us :-)
    
    -Dom
32.3338BERN01::ZBSWX2::GOODEJTue Dec 14 1993 10:4344
    
    Re .3335
    
    Well James,
    
    	if you really are sick and tired of all the rubbish that is being
    spewed out, you really ought to stop doing it!
    
>I am sick and bloody tired of MUFC lovers going around putting down all
>other teams in the premiership, most especially Leeds.
    
	I find it hard to believe that these fair minded people, the "MUFC
    lovers", would go around doing such a thing. Only yesterday they were
    making comments like "comprehensively outplayed", "under the cosh"....
    with respect to the Newcastle game.
    
>We scored a good goal against West Ham to win last Wednesday and it
>was tagged a goal from team that can barely play football - long ball
>merchants etc. etc.  But while at the same time, MUFC scored a strikingly
>similar goal, it was described as a goal which brings out the best in British
>football, blah, blah, blah.
    
    Again, there has been absolutely no mention of the aforesaid goal,
    either here or in the Leeds note. Ah ha, you're getting at those nasty
    little commentators. You shouldn't really listen to everything they say
    you know. Its alright when they're giving us the "...and Leeds have it
    with Strachan.....passes out to Lorimar......shoots.....oooh its inches
    wide......the keeper didn't see it....." bit, but as soon as they
    starttrying to make objective comment, you may as well tune in to
    Neighbours! Don't take it to heart James, they're worse than referees!
    
>It also seems that MUFC is putting out some bad shit about Leeds re::
>Cantona's transfer.  It seems (from what I heard in the Leeds mailing-list
>where the discussion is a little more balanced i.e. Leeds gets a mention
>every so often) that Fergie wants, and have, put Leeds nose in it over the
>Cantona transfer.  Fergie is putting out some rubbish about paying only
>800,000 while in fact the figure, if truth be known, was more like 1.8M

    	Thats not what I've been hearing. Apparently Leeds paid MUFC 1.8M
    to take him off their hands.
    
    Keep on dreaming! 8-)
    
    JBG
32.3339Ha HaMOEUR1::SMITHTue Dec 14 1993 11:1910
    
    RE : .3337
    
    > Papin and Cantona are the heart of the French team
    
    And look at the state they are in...  something similar to England!
    They lost their last two games (both at home) and failed to qualify for
    the World Cup finals when one point would have done...
    
    Ian
32.3340@@@@ 13 POINTS @@@@REDARO::WLC_IMPROV1Tue Dec 14 1993 11:383
       
    Norwich 2 leeds 1
                     Who the f@@k are leeds...............
32.3341Facts not fiction please chapsBRUMMY::MASONThere's only one UNITEDTue Dec 14 1993 12:4613
    re -1 Now, now, no-one likes a gloater!
    
    I heard something on the news this morning that Fergie had been voted
    the world's best Manager of the year (or something similar) by his
    fellow professionals....sorry the details are sketchy, can anyone help?
    
    Oh and by the way, Fergie paid 1.2 million for Cantona as he said in
    his book (I'm now an authority on last season...ask me anything...!!)
    and stated he had a bargain then. All this 1.8 etc is sour grapes if
    you ask me. Vive la France, vive la verite, vive Cantona!!!!(sorry, I'm
    getting carried away..)
    
    J
32.3342Fergie is No 1ESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Tue Dec 14 1993 13:1214
32.3343ESSB::PHAYDENTue Dec 14 1993 13:1515
32.3344News to me........BERN01::ZBSWX2::GOODEJTue Dec 14 1993 13:219
    
    Re -.1
    
    Hey Peter,
    
    	is that really true about Fergie signing Baggio for only 8,000,000
    Lire?? 8-)
    
    JBG
32.3345ESSB::PHAYDENTue Dec 14 1993 13:259
    
    Me thinks Brian got it slightly wrong. Baggio 3rd, Giggs was 6th & Cantona &7th
    or else I got it wrong and Baggio was 6th, Giggs 7th and Cantona 8th.
    
    Anyway ya know what I meant !
    
    8,000,000 Lire ? That's the price of a pint in Italy isn't it ?
    
    Peter(An Impartial Celt)
32.3346full list anyone ?NEWOA::FIDO_TConation is the keyTue Dec 14 1993 13:596
    Please can someone post the complete top ten/twenty "best players in the 
    world" from this poll ?
    
    Cheers,
    
    	Terry
32.3347Count those zeroes!PAVONE::TURNERTue Dec 14 1993 14:3713
    
    re: .3345
    >8,000,000 Lire ? That's the price of a pint in Italy isn't it ?
    
    Not quite, Peter. Still, it's only about three months salary for me.
    
    Come to think of it, you're right. It's about the price of a pint...
    
    
    Dom
    
    P.S. I heard that Baggio was 1st, Bergkamp 2nd, etc. Can't say I
    particularly agree, but what the hell do I know.
32.3348Where's the perspective?STKOFF::SPERSSONPas de problemeTue Dec 14 1993 15:033
    
    Am I right in assuming that "World Soccer", despite its pretentios
    name, is in fact an English mag, read mainly by biased englishers.
32.3349Fergie for a KnighthoodSIOG::A_KELLYTue Dec 14 1993 15:1511
    re - 3348
    
    It has to be if someone as ingracious and sullen as Ferguson can be
    voted the world's #1 manager. They'll be voting him "best newcomer"
    next!!!!
    
    =8^).......Ned
    
    ps - just figured out why Fergie hates Newcastle so much...he's a
    perfectionist and he still hasn't forgiven them for stuffing Rangers in
    the EUFA cup in 1970 (should've known that, I was there).
32.3350CODS::ESBECKDay TripperTue Dec 14 1993 15:415
    If United are the third best team in the world, one assumes the
    Shopkeepers XI finished second?
    
    Declan (who objectively happens to think that the grunge in here has to
    be read to be disbelieved)
32.3351Baggio Top PlayerESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Tue Dec 14 1993 16:2910
32.3352Mag biasSHIPS::MACDONALD_JTue Dec 14 1993 16:5410
    RE: the bias an English mag might have - let's not forget that the Euro
    footballer of the year is done through the French mag l'equipe. I
    remember when Kevin Keegan was Euro footballer of the year 2 years on
    the trot in the late 70s but it was only after he'd moved to Hamburg.
    He'd played brilliantly for Liverpool for about 5-6 years winning 2
    UEFA cups and a Euro cup medal but until he moved to the "continent" he
    was, presumably, just regarded as another English donkey by the
    blinkered technique-obsessed continentals.
    
    Jamie
32.3353PLUNDR::MORANDeemed expendible!Tue Dec 14 1993 17:0424
    
    In my list United finished 4th, not 3rd. Newcastle finished in an
    embarrasing 53rd position. Expect us to jump into the top 20 next year
    though. Other British teams positions:
    
    4   Man U
    11  Arsenal
    27  Norwich
    29  Aston Villa
    44  Leeds United
    51  Blackburn Rovers
    54  Newcastle United
    58  Glasgow Celtic
    62  Glasgow Rangers
    63  FC Liverpool
    69  Queens Park Rangers
    78  Coventry City
        West Ham United
        Ipswich Town
        Sheffield Wednesday
    95  Tottenham Hotspur
    96  Wimbledon
    
    Tim       
32.3354A lot of CRAP....YELBUS::DSMITHThey've only played 10 seconds..Tue Dec 14 1993 17:2317
    
    
    
     Who votes on these awards and over how many seasons are the votes
    calculated?
    
     Just goes to show how many sportswriters/critics actually know bugger
    all about the game. How could they place umpteen English clubs above
    Glasgow Rangers after they won the domestic treble in Scotland and were
    undefeated in Europe last season. Also, to place a club like Celtic 
    above them is even more of a joke, they haven't won a trophy in 5 
    seasons or so.
    
      Danny.
    
    ps. Before I get flamed, I'm not having a go at English clubs, just an
       observation!!
32.3355CODS::ESBECKDay TripperTue Dec 14 1993 17:324
    re -1
    Agreed. Its a load of cobblers! 
    
    Declan
32.3356Who'll be Champions????SIOG::A_KELLYTue Dec 14 1993 17:3330
    re - .3350
    
    >If United are the third best team in the world, one assumes the
    >Shopkeepers XI finished second?
    
    No...they were down at 24th....
    
    ..and yes "World Soccer" is English (surprise surprise)
    
    >Declan (who objectively hapens to think that the grunge in here has to
    >be read to be disbelieved)
    
    Couldn't agree more. United are so far ahead in the League now that
    everyone in here believes the hype that they are a great positive,
    entertaining footballing side to such an extent that, when a poor
    result occurs, it is not even worthy of a mention. No discussion in
    here about "how come Newcastle ran all over us?" or "what's wrong,
    only one win in the last four games?", because all that matters is
    not losing.
    I will make a very brave prediction here.....Manchester United will
    not be champions this season.
    The reason behind this.....simple....they rely more on the other side's
    fear of them than on their own positive behaviour (hence they were
    comprehensively outplayed by the Shopkeepers XI). I think the way was
    shown, last Saturday, to the rest of the Premiership by the Shopkeepers 
    2nd XI (they must be shopkeepers cos they're all English!).
    
    Here's looking forward to a great finale.
    
    Cheers.....Ned
32.3357PLUNDR::MORANDeemed expendible!Tue Dec 14 1993 17:546
    
    It wasn't just 'World Soccer''s poll. There were a few European mags
    involved too. Unfortunately, I've deleted the mail now and can't
    remember their names. Ned Kelly might be able to post them.
    
    Tim
32.3358Here's the result of the EC jury...SIOG::A_KELLYTue Dec 14 1993 18:03119
    re - .3357
    
    Yes Tim, your right. Here's the list:-
    
kicker-sportmagazin   (germany)
don balon             (spain)
a bola                (portugal)
guerin sportivo       (italy)
voetbal international (netherland)
sport                 (switzerland)
world soccer          (england)

    ....and here are the rankings:-
    
     last
rank rank team                country     score


 1 (  1)  AC Milan               Italy       169.672
 2 (  8)  Inter Milano           Italy       131.600
 3 (  2)  RSC Anderlecht         Belgium     131.124
 4 (  5)  Manchester United      England     128.321
 5 (  7)  Paris St.Germain       France      127.698
 6 (  4)  Juventus Turin         Italy       126.886
   (  6)  AC Parma               Italy       126.886
 8 (  9)  FC Barcelona           Spain       125.393
 9 ( 12)  Turin Calcio           Italy       123.957
10 (  3)  Spartak Moscow         Russia      114.990
11 ( 11)  FC Arsenal             England     114.587
12 ( 15)  Real Madrid            Spain       112.741
13 ( 10)  Werder Bremen          Germany     108.125
14 ( 27)  Cagliari Calcio        Italy       107.004
15 ( 13)  FC Porto               Portugal    105.100
16 ( 18)  Lazio Rome             Italy       103.957
17 ( 14)  Benfica Lisbon         Portugal    103.891
18 ( 17)  Girondins Bordeaux     France      100.684
19 ( 16)  AS Monaco              France      100.684
20 ( 19)  Ajax Amsterdam         Netherlands 100.325
21 ( 25)  Eintracht Frankfurt    Germany      96.439
22 ( 28)  Boavista Porto         Portugal     95.933
23 ( 23)  Bayer Leverkusen       Germany      94.772
24 ( 21)  Galatasaray Istanbul   Turkey       90.061
25 ( 31)  Borussia Dortmund      Germany      89.810
26 ( 22)  Sampdoria Genoa        Italy        86.196
27 ( 20)  Norwich City           England      80.704
28 ( 32)  Sporting Lisbon        Portugal     77.224
29 ( 29)  Aston Villa            England      77.087
30 ( 33)  Austria Salzburg       Austria      75.480
31 ( 30)  Bayern Muenchen        Germany      75.198
32 ( 24)  FC Valencia            Spain        75.089
33 ( 26)  Deportivo La Coruna    Spain        74.712
34 ( 42)  Karlsruher SC          Germany      73.996
35 ( 35)  Steaua Bukarest        Romania      73.186
36 ( 38)  CD Teneriffa           Spain        70.465
37 ( 36)  Feyenoord Rotterdam    Netherlands  70.325
38 ( 41)  Panathinaikos Athens   Greece       65.875
39 ( 39)  US Cremonese           Italy        64.647
   ( 54)  AS Rome                Italy        64.647
41 ( 44)  FC Nantes              France       64.495
42 ( 34)  KV Mechelen            Belgium      64.135
43 ( 40)  Atletico Madrid        Spain        62.132
44 ( 50)  Leeds United           England      61.708
45 ( 37)  SSC Napoli             Italy        60.337
46 ( 57)  Trabzonspor            Turkey       59.997
47 ( 45)  Olympiakos Piraeus     Greece       59.643
48 (156)  Dynamo Dresden         Germany      59.104
49 ( 43)  FC Antwerpen           Belgium      58.739
50 ( 48)  Dynamo Moscow          Russia       58.294
51 ( 46)  Blackburn Rovers       England      57.620
52 ( 61)  Standard Liege         Belgium      56.833
53 ( 56)  FC Bruegge             Belgium      55.250
54 ( 64)  Newcastle United       England      55.115
55 ( 48)  Torpedo Moscow         Russia       54.647
56 ( 47)  AJ Auxerre             France       54.495
57 ( 53)  Slovan Bratislava      Slowakia     54.438
58 ( 60)  Celtic Glasgow         Scotland     53.512
59 ( 52)  Olympique Marseille    France       53.224
60 ( 69)  Piacenza Calcio        Italy        51.717
61 ( 51)  Brondby IF             Danmark      51.202
62 ( 76)  Glasgow Rangers        Scotland     50.393
63 ( 64)  FC Liverpool           England      50.104
64 ( 70)  FC Seraing             Belgium      48.343
65 ( 98)  Sporting Gijon         Spain        47.741
66 ( 62)  MSV Duisburg           Germany      47.698
   ( 71)  Hamburger SV           Germany      47.698
   ( 71)  1.FC Kaiserslautern    Germany      47.698
69 ( 64)  Queens Park Rangers    England      47.467
70 ( 54)  Foggia Calcio          Italy        47.408
   (124)  FC Genoa 1893          Italy        47.408
72 ( 59)  Universitatea Craiova  Romania      47.072
73 ( 89)  SC Montpellier         France       46.837
74 (124)  Partizan Belgrad       Yugoslavia   46.506
75 ( 79)  SC CHarleroi           Belgium      46.041
76 (101)  Dinamo Bukarest        Romania      45.842
77 (128)  Red Star Belgrad       Yugoslavia   45.158
78 ( 82)  Coventry City          England      45.094
   ( 95)  West Ham United        England      45.094
   ( 95)  Ipswich Town           England      45.094
   (151)  Sheffield Wednesday    England      45.094
82 ( 78)  Athletic Bilbao        Spain        45.089
83 ( 93)  Spartak Wladikawkas    Russia       44.647
84 ( 74)  PSV Eindhoven          Netherlands  44.533
   ( 75)  Vitesse Arnheim        Netherlands  44.533
86 (100)  Racing Strasbourg      France       44.495
87 ( 88)  Levsky Sofia           Bulgaria     44.046
88 ( 79)  SK Lommel              Belgium      43.739
89 ( 86)  Maritimo Funchal       Portugal     43.564
90 ( 85)  Sparta Prague          Czechia      43.536
91 ( 77)  FC Aberdeen            Scotland     43.512
92 ( 90)  AIK Stockholm          Sweden       43.277
93 (121)  AC Reggiana            Italy        43.098
94 ( 87)  FC Innsbruck           Austria      42.750
95 ( 64)  Tottenham Hotspur      England      42.721
96 ( 82)  FC Wimbledon           England      42.589
97 ( 68)  AS Cannes              France       42.473
   ( 92)  FC Sochaux             France       42.473
99 ( 58)  FC Sevilla             Spain        42.437
   ( 63)  Real Soc.San Sebastian Spain        42.437

32.3359Who's good enough to catch us?GVA05::BURKHALTERTue Dec 14 1993 18:148
    Face it Ned if United were not going to win the Championship this
    year they would have lost to the likes of Norwich and Newcastle.
    
    If United still manage a draw in games where no one would have
    been surprised at a loss, then it's ours again this year and
    no one else is going to get close.....:-)
    
    -Dom
32.3360ESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Tue Dec 14 1993 19:1116
32.3361Nice one Ned..!!!MUFC::TONYTue Dec 14 1993 19:4624
I have been under the impression that all Geordies are fanatical die hard
supporters..Even to the extent that I am quite envious about their vocal support
home and away...

Then enter Ned with comments like :-

>>I will make a very brave prediction here.....Manchester United will
>>not be champions this season.

No doubt tommorow he'll write how United supporters never stop gasing on how
they've won the league at Xmass etc etc..

The fact is pal that if Newcastle were to play all their 42 league games in the 
way they played against MAN Utd they would burn up after 15 games.
Full of running and passion..Unfortunately you need more than that to win the 
league...After all we should know..We spent 26 years playing just like that
against Liverpool,Arsenal,Everton and we did beat them..and I remember everyone
use to say...You don't become champions by beating the champions....

So you're doing well in the Premier League, you deserve to be there enjoy it.

And you are right we are a boring side that never plays entertaining football.

Tony
32.3362I was wrongSIOG::A_KELLYTue Dec 14 1993 20:0312
    re - .3360
    Brian,
    
    I know I did say in my prediction of last saturday's score that both
    NUFC and MUFC have crap defences...but I was wrong. After watching you
    on saturday I must say your defence is brilliant. In fact your whole
    game is built around it being so. I just didn't realise that before,
    I was under the false impression that you were a 'cavalier' style
    attacking side. Looks like I've been watching the Toon too much and
    assumed others were the same.
    
    Cheers....Ned
32.3363Your Welcome Tony..!!!SIOG::A_KELLYTue Dec 14 1993 20:1523
    re - .3361
    
    Tony,
    	You've obviously never watched Newcastle play. They play all their
    games at that pace, but usually with a bit more precision on the final
    pass. You flatter yourself by thinking Newcastle raised their game for
    Man Utd. It was probably the other way around.
    
    	Don't know what my brave prediction has got to do with being a
    fanatical die-hard Geordie, can't make the connection, sorry. You're
    right about one thing though. Geordie support is *the* most fanatical
    in the country cos it doesn't consist of a high proportion of 'Sunday
    Support' ie non-Newcastle or even foreign support (this note being
    typical. People's whose only connection with Manchester is that they
    saw George Best on TV when they were a kid etc.).
    
    	I'll stick to my prediction, and, even though I won't be around
    in the notes anymore by then, I'll think of you Tony and have a little
    chuckle.
    
    
    Cheers.....Ned
                                                     
32.3364Busfare anyone!!!!!PAKORA::CGALLAGHERTue Dec 14 1993 20:2913
    
    
    	Re.3354
    
    	Danny,
    		Surely, so many people from so many different countries,
    		can't all be wrong.......:-)
    
    
    		Then again, it won't bother you too much as you're an
    		Ayr fan anyway.............aren't you???????
    		
    				Colm. 
32.3365In the Onion BagESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Tue Dec 14 1993 21:048
32.3366BERN01::ZBSWX2::GOODEJWed Dec 15 1993 11:4310
    
    Re .3363
    
>   I'll stick to my prediction, and, even though I won't be around
>   in the notes anymore by then, I'll think of you Tony and have a little
>   chuckle.
    
    	Oh Ned! Are you trying to break it to us gently? 8-)
    
    JBG
32.3367PortsmouthBRUMMY::MASONThere's only one UNITEDThu Dec 16 1993 12:234
    As a result of games played last night, we will meet Portsmouth in the
    next round of the Coca Cola Cup.
    
    J
32.3368ESSB::PHAYDENThu Dec 16 1993 13:3611
    
    >As a result of games played last night, we will meet Portsmouth in the
    >next round of the Coca Cola Cup.
    
     should that not read...
    
    As a result of games played last night, we will *beat* Portsmouth in the
    next round of the Coca Cola Cup.
    
    Peter(An Impartial Celt)
    
32.3369Good job it was an 'Impartial Celt'who said that !GVA05::BURKHALTERThu Dec 16 1993 14:591
    
32.3370Most opinion is subjective anyway....GYMAC::DCASSIDYThu Dec 16 1993 15:5314
    
    BE WARNED...that list where AC Milan were top and Manchester United
    were 4th is BASED on THIS YEAR so far. Its only an indication of how
    European teams are faring in Europe, League and Cup.
    
    What one also must not forget is that each team's points total is weighted
    against a country factor based on that COUNTRY's performance over the
    previous 5 years in European competition.
    
    This has NOTHING to do with World Soccer's poll which is purely
    subjective on managers' opinions. Of course, that is not to say that
    the UEFA method of working out a country's factor is not !!!!
    
    Dezzz.  
32.3371ANOTHER WIN YESTERDAYKERNEL::NDAYQuazimodo sang,'It started with a syst'Mon Dec 20 1993 14:398
   Match report anyone on yesterdays game against Villa ??

   I thought the result was a certain 1 - 0 to united with minutes to go but
   then 3 goals in 2 minutes !

   Any details would be appreciated.

   Nige.
32.3372Your last points of the yearWOTVAX::GREENJAAndy GreenMon Dec 20 1993 14:5117
    
    I only saw the first half but MANU were totally dominant.
    
    Kanchelskis was having a superb game, the quality of his crossing is
    great, and justified leaving little Ryan on the bench.
    
    An element of luck in the first goal, Cantona having it deflected right 
    to his foot 3 yards out, from a low cross by Keane. Having said that 
    they really deserved to be 2 up at half time.
    
    Villa had nothing to offer, Atkinson looked quite lively but the reds
    managed to keep him out of the danger zone.
    
    It won't be so easy next week.
    
    Andy
                                               
32.3373Match reportSHAWB1::STOCKMANSMon Dec 20 1993 15:3243
Copied from Man.Utd internet note (pp Reuter's).

Si.



   FRANTIC FINALE AS UNITED BEAT ASTON VILLA 3-1
   London, Dec 19, Reuter -- Two goals from Frenchman Eric Cantona
and one from Paul Ince gave defending champions Manchester United a
flattering 3-1 victory over Aston Villa in the English premier
soccer league today.
   Three of the four goals came in a frantic last two minutes as
United stretched their 1-0 lead to 3-0 with late goals from Cantona
and Ince.
   With almost the last kick of the game Villa scored a
consolation goal through Neil Cox.
   United's victory restored their 13-point lead at the top of the
table and stretched their unbeaten run to 19 matches. Alex
Ferguson's men have reached the half-way point of their league
programme with 52 points -- 13 ahead of second placed Leeds who
beat Arsenal 2-1 on Saturday.
   They have now won 16, drawn four and lost only one of their 21
league games and bookmakers have stopped taking any more bets on
them retaining their title.
   Villa have now won just once in their last seven matches --
their worst spell for nearly two years.
   Cantona opened the scoring after 21 minutes when he slammed the
ball high into Australian international Mark Bosnich's net from
close range for his 12th goal of the season.
   Minutes earlier the Frenchman cracked the ball against the post
but he made no mistake with his next scoring opportunity which came
after the Villa defence failed to clear a low, penetrating cross
from the right.
   Despite dominating the first half United could not score again
and Villa played their way back into the match with an improved
performance after the break.
   But their resistance was killed off two minutes from time when
Steve Bruce lofted a long high pass upfield. Former United defender
Paul McGrath failed to intercept it, and the ball ran on to Cantona
who lashed it home with only Bosnich to beat.
   A minute later the Villa defence failed to clear and Ince
scored from close range. With the referee looking at his watch,
Villa still found time to score.
32.3374Ooh arr Cantona!SHAWB1::STOCKMANSMon Dec 20 1993 18:3435
   London, Dec 19, Reuter -- French international striker Eric
Cantona, so long the wandering minstrel of European soccer, pledged
his future to Manchester United today after scoring twice in the
champions' 3-1 win over Aston Villa.
   ``I'm very happy at Manchester United and I feel I'm going to
stay here for a long time,'' said Cantona, the only player in the
105-year history of the English league to win championship medals
with different teams in successive seasons.
   In 1992 he helped Leeds United take the title, before moving to
Manchester United a year ago to play a crucial role in their 1993
success.
   Cantona is the only Frenchman to make such an impact in England
and his success comes after a turbulent career in France which saw
him at Nimes, Auxerre (twice), Marseille (twice), Bordeaux and
Montpellier. He also signed for Martigues but never played a league
match for it.
   He made his first appearance in England playing for Sheffield
Wednesday in an indoor tournament but walked out on the club,
miffed that manager Trevor Francis wanted to sign him on trial.
   He was snapped up by Howard Wilkinson at Leeds and spent 10
months at Elland Road before joining United.
   ``I scored the goals today but you must remember the team is
with me and helping me score. So the team scores the goals even
though it says Cantona on the score sheet,'' he said.
   The Frenchman, whose double took his tally to 13 for the
season, still found the net despite being man-marked throughout by
England defender Earl Barrett.
   ``That's the first time I have been man-marked in England and I
take it as a great compliment. But it just makes me play in a
different way,'' Cantona said.
   Cantona was praised by United boss Alex Ferguson.
   ``He is magnificent. He is unbelievable and Villa paid him the
ultimate compliment today.''


32.3375Eric Cantona is GodESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Wed Dec 22 1993 16:2324
32.3376Report from our man on the spot needed....SIOG::A_KELLYWed Dec 22 1993 17:256
    Brian,
    	Did you get to the Everton v Newcastle game? If so how was it?
    Was Beardsley's goal better live than on TV? Looks like no-one in the
    Everton note wanted to give a report.
    
    Cheers.....Ned
32.3377The Toon ArmyESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Wed Dec 22 1993 19:156
32.3378Merry XmassMUFC::TONYFri Dec 24 1993 15:118
	To all in this conference Merry Xmass & Happy New Year..hic hic !!



Tony....

			and to the title again in 94...!!!
32.3379Exciting games at Old TraffordTLAV01::WICHAIWONGMon Dec 27 1993 07:3616
    United have not played the good game last night.  The score goes to 1-0
    in the sixteen minutes of the first half by Gallacher.  Rovers controlled 
    all the game and it seemed that United will be defeated for the second
    matches of the season.  Shearer and Batty are booked and United done
    the better job at the second half.  At the last conner and the last
    minute, I didn't believe my eyes that Schmeichel will be at the front of 
    Rovers' goal.  It's the last chance and Ince shot the ball to make the
    score draw 1-1.  Red armys in the Old Trafford were walking on air to
    celebrate that shot. Glory! Glory! to United.  I think that we should 
    retain the title again in this season.  We have 13 points cleard to Leeds 
    and 14 to Rovers.  The next three points we should get from Oldham in
    the next two days, I WISH!  United is the number ONE!
    
    Wichai.     
      
           
32.3380Stick to Football Eric.PAKORA::AMCKAYAndy PandyTue Dec 28 1993 18:087
    I seen the game on TV,lots of action and good passing football from
    Blackburn stopped Man Utd from getting into any sort of rythm,eventually
    tempers frayed.Some tackles? from Cantonna deserved a caution at least,
    the panel did not hold back in their verdict of the referee who is just
    been put on the FIFA list saying that he was baised to the home team.
    A great goal from Gallacher and then relentless pressure from Man Utd 
    earned them a deserved draw. 
32.3381Happy New Year!TLAV02::WICHAIWONGWed Dec 29 1993 06:307
    Give my best wishes to all of United Supporters in any part of the
    world for this New Year.  Be good health and we will celebrate the 
    success again in this season, both Premier, F.A. Cup and Coca-Cola 
    League Cup.  Give my really upset for other teams' supporters since 
    United will win all the cups.  
    
    Wichai.
32.3382Still 13 ClearESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Wed Dec 29 1993 16:0913
32.3383SUBURB::ABSOLOMTeat my nacksThu Dec 30 1993 12:1712
    
    Oldham 2 Man Utd 5
             Kanchelskis
             Cantona
             Bruce
             Giggs 2
    
    Eaaaasssy, eaaasssssy.
    
    Tony
    
    
32.3384United see out 1993 in StyleESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Thu Dec 30 1993 18:1726
32.3385The Story so FarESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Fri Dec 31 1993 16:0664
Manchester United Football Club

Fixtures for Season 1993/94               Result Scorers

* Live on SKY
@ Live on ITV
+ Live on BBC

Sat Aug  7th   Arsenal (CH)  Wembley         1-1 Hughes (Utd Won 5-4 Pens)

Sun Aug 15th * Norwich City (A)              2-0 Giggs,Robson
Wed Aug 18th   Sheffield United (H)          3-0 Keane(2),Hughes
Sat Aug 21th   Newcastle United (H)          1-1 Giggs
Mon Aug 23rd * Aston Villa (A)               2-1 Sharpe(2)
Sat Aug 28th   Southampton (A)               3-1 Sharpe,Cantona,Irwin
Wed Sep  1st   West Ham United (H)           3-0 Sharpe,Cantona(P),Bruce
Sat Sep 11th   Chelsea (A)                   0-1
Wed Sep 15th @ Honved (A) (EC 1st Rd 1L)     3-2 Keane(2),Cantona
Sun Sep 19th * Arsenal (H)                   1-0 Cantona
Wed Sep 22nd   Stoke City (A) (C Cola)       1-2 Dublin
Sat Sep 25th   Swindon Town (H)              4-2 Kanchelskis,Cantona,Hughes(2)
Wed Sep 29th @ Honved (H) (EC 1st Rd 2L)     2-1 Bruce(2)
Sat Oct  2nd   Sheffield Wednesday (A)       3-2 Hughes(2),Giggs
Wed Oct  5th   Stoke City (H) (C Cola)       2-0 Sharpe,McClair
Sat Oct 16th   Spurs (H)                     2-1 Keane,Sharpe
Wed Oct 20th @ Galatasaray EC 2nd 1st Lg     3-3 Robson,Cantona,OG
Sat Oct 23rd   Everton (A)                   1-0 Sharpe
Wed Oct 27th   Leicester (H) (C Cola Cup)    5-1 Bruce(2),McClair,Sharpe,Hughes
Sat Oct 30th   Queens Park Rangers (H)       2-1 Cantona,Hughes
Wed Nov  3rd @ Galatasaray EC 2nd 2nd Lg     0-0
Sun Nov  7th * Manchester City (A)           3-2 Cantona(2),Keane
Sat Nov 20th   Wimbledon (H)                 3-1 Pallister,Hughes,Kanchelskis
Wed Nov 24th   Ipswich Town (H)              0-0
Sat Nov 27th   Coventry City (A)             1-0 Cantona
Tue Nov 30th   Everton (A) (C Cola Cup)      2-0 Hughes,Giggs
Sat Dec  4th   Norwich City (H)              2-2 Giggs,McClair
Tue Dec  7th   Sheffield United (A)          3-0 Hughes,Sharpe,Cantona
Sat Dec 11th   Newcastle United (A)          1-1 Ince
Sun Dec 19th * Aston Villa (H)               3-1 Cantona(2),Ince
Sun Dec 26th * Blackburn Rovers (H)          1-1 Ince
Wed Dec 29th   Oldham Athletic (A)           5-2 Kanchelskis,Bruce,Cantona(P),
                                                 Giggs(2)
Sat Jan  1st   Leeds United (H)
Tue Jan  4th * Liverpool (A)
Sun Jan  9th + Sheffield Utd (A)F.A Cup 3rd Rd
Wed Jan 12th   Portsmouth (H) (C Cola Cup)
Sat Jan 15th   Spurs (A)
Sat Jan 22nd   Everton (H)
Sat Jan 29th   F.A. Cup 4th Round
Sat Feb 12th   Queens Park Rangers (A)
Sat Feb 19th   Southampton (H)
Sat Feb 26th   West Ham United (A)
Sat Mar  5th   Chelsea (H)
Sat Mar 12th   Arsenal (A)
Sat Mar 19th   Swindon Town (A)
Sat Mar 26th   Sheffield Wednesday (H)
Wed Mar 30th   Liverpool (H)
Sat Apr  2nd   Blackburn Rovers (A)
Mon Apr  4th   Oldham Athletic (H)
Sat Apr  9th   Leeds United (A)
Sat Apr 16th   Wimbledon (A)
Sat Apr 23rd   Manchester City (H)
Sat Apr 30th   Ipswich Town (A)
Sat May  7th   Coventry City (H)
32.3386Happy New Year to all Fellow RedsESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Fri Dec 31 1993 18:145
32.3387United They Stand....GVA05::BURKHALTERMon Jan 03 1994 12:434
    0-0 with Leeds on Saturday, only Blackburn at the moment showing any
    signs of life below us ;-)
    
    -Dom
32.3388Tonight,tonight,tonightREDARO::WLC_IMPROV1Tue Jan 04 1994 17:2311
     
        My prediction for tonights match against liverpool :
    
    
        Man United 3            liverpool 1
        Cantona (2)              rush or fowler
        Keane or Giggs
              
             All the best,
                           The one and only "Moose"
    
32.3389SUBURB::ABSOLOMTI outlived 1993Tue Jan 04 1994 19:316
    
    I'll go for a 1-0 win for Man.U. And Souness to get sent off!
    
    Tony
    
    
32.3390SUBURB::COOKSHalf Man,Half BiscuitTue Jan 04 1994 20:313
    I predict a 2-2 draw - with Liverpool scoring in the 89th minute to
    equalise.
    
32.3391Another dropped point.YELBUS::DSMITHThey've only played 10 seconds..Wed Jan 05 1994 04:4112
    
    
     Nearly right, Utd let a 3 goal lead disappear as Liverpool fought
    back to draw 3-3.
    
     Not a great holiday period for United, they are now 13 points ahead
    of Blackburn I think but have played 2 games more? Dalglish must be
    thinking it's possible to catch Utd now. Utd have drawn 4 of their
    last 5 home games to give the likes of Blackburn, Leeds etc a chance
    to make a real fight of it.
    
     Danny.
32.3392Still TopGVA05::BURKHALTERWed Jan 05 1994 09:395
    This must be our 'bad patch'....:-)
    
    The other teams can calm down and get back in their boxes...:-)
    
    -Dom
32.3393Should have done betterWARNUT::WARNUT::PICKERINGSSimon PickeringWed Jan 05 1994 11:4611
    To me it was a disappointing result. United let a 3-0 lead (Bruce,
    Giggs, Irwin) after 24 mins disappear. It was 3-2 at HT (2 Clough
    goals) and then a late equaliser by Ruddock.
    
    United should learn to rein in their cavalier style and throttle games.
    They surrendered the midfield to Liverpool; yet they had Robson on the
    bench.
    
    Still 13 points clear and the best premier goal difference can't be bad.
    Blackburn might have two games in hand, but could run into a problem
    with fixtures. To paraphrase, 'a point in the bag is worth 3 on paper'.
32.3394KERNEL::WITHALLGWait Till They Getta Loada MeWed Jan 05 1994 11:527
    
    
    It was great for us unattached Sky Tv watchers.
    
    
    
    Gazzer
32.3395ARNIES::SMITHP1mumble mumble orangeWed Jan 05 1994 15:083
	Yeah ! First time in my life I've ever cheered for Liverpool...

32.3396Bad for the TickerESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Wed Jan 05 1994 15:4523
32.3397But Simon, it doesn't rhyme!XSTACY::JLUNDON@GAO 822-4715 Apathy is the most terrible vice!Wed Jan 05 1994 19:197
re .3393

'a point in the bag is worth 3 on paper'

Being a United fan you'd know all about that Simon :*).

                           James.
32.3398we are catching you?WOTVAX::NORTHSFri Jan 07 1994 15:3337
                 
    To all the MUFC fans out there.
    
    I wouldn't put the champagne in the fridge just yet.
    
    We (Blackburn Rovers) have two games in hand and have yet to play you
    at Ewood therefore you will only have a 4 point lead.
    
    From what I saw on Boxing day if teams learn not to be afraid to attack
    united they will get points against them.  Pallister and Bruce havn't
    got a clue when they are put under pressure.
    
    I predict that we will win the premiership by 1 point and then go and
    win the FA cup at Wembley.
    
    PS: How can alex ferguson be voted best manager in the world when he
    has put together a decent domestic squad but when it comes to Europe he
    can't play most of them due to the limitations on foreign players.
    He then goes and pays 4m quid on an Irishman (sour grapes for missing
    out on Shearer I think.)
      
    Whereas, when we get into Europe next year the team that plays every
    week would be able to play in European competitions (Flowers, Batty,
    Newell, Ripley, Shearer, Wilcox, Le Saux, Sherwood, May  all
    englishman.
    
    Not thats what I call good management.
    
    
    Ps: Before all the abuse comes back I have not just recently jumped on
    the Blackburn bandwagon, I have been a season ticket holder for 10
    years and have been through all the bad times with the club. Div 2 and
    Div 3, play off finals, missing promotion on goal difference, being
    broke etc etc.
    
    
    stephen 
32.3399Meanwhile back on Earth...GVA05::BURKHALTERFri Jan 07 1994 16:287
    re: .3398
    
    Poor soul, has lost all contact with reality....
    
    ...Blackburn will lose their next couple of games for sure now...
    
    -Dom :-)
32.3400ISIDRO::BREADIESun Jan 09 1994 20:533
    Sheff Utd 0 - 1 Man Utd  {Hughes scored and got sent off}
    
    Norwich v Man U next round
32.3401A mediocre Christmas (ho ho...hmmm)BRUMMY::MASONThere's only one UNITEDMon Jan 10 1994 18:0830
    A happy New Year to all you happy noters out there!
    
    I read with interest the notes entered whilst I have been away on hols.
    A rather disappointing holiday period from my point of view. The
    Blackburn game was only exciting because of the last minute equaliser -
    for the most part I thought we looked (gulp) ordinary. Pally and Bruce
    showed a complete lack of communication to let in the goal - a bad one
    to lose.
    
    The Leeds game was the worst I've ever seen at Old Trafford - it was
    boring, passionless, almost skill-less and dead quiet! Not what anyone
    expected from that game at all. I got up early on New Year's Day and
    was as mad as a wet hen (with a raging hangover to boot).
    
    Didn't see the Oldham game, goals apart, so I can't comment. The
    Liverpool game was unbelievable for the way we let a 3 goal lead drop
    (all credit to the 'Pool for battling back though). And to top it all,
    I watched a dire performance against Sheffield United yesterday.
    
    It's too early to ask "what's going wrong" and I am not panicking. But
    are we resting on our laurels/believing our own publicity OR WHAT?? Yer
    man from Blackburn can take heart - I believe that we can and will be
    caught if we do not sort this out, along with our defence which is
    looking shakier by the match. What has happened to it? It used to be
    the meanest in the Premier League and now it seems anyone can get
    through it (Don't you just loath Ruddock??!?)
    
    Answers on a postcard to......
    
    J
32.3402You're absolutely spot on....SIOG::A_KELLYMon Jan 10 1994 18:405
    re - .3401
    
    I could answer that but I'll let the Man U faithful explain.
    
    Cheers.....Ned
32.3403Worry now, while stocks last !WOTVAX::GREENJAAndy GreenMon Jan 10 1994 18:4333
    
    Yo ho ho,
    
    the crisis of confidence starts to roll, and the theatre of dreams becomes
    an easy point for any decent footballing team.
    
    In my opinion MANU's problem starts up front -
    
    Cantona is the man that makes United tick these days, it used to be
    Robson but the difference is Sir Brian never stopped trying. The frenchmans
    sell-by date is fast approaching - he doesn't like tight marking and is 
    increasingly drifting out of games.
    
    Last seasons golden boy is no longer frightening fullbacks, young Ryans
    erratic crossing and one-footedness (albeit a pretty good foot) has
    given them the confidence to force him to go around them rather than
    panic diving in as so many did last year.  
    
    These problems are drawing Ince (uniteds best player) and Keane
    (just another silly buy from Forest) forward to support the attack. This
    leaves a gap in front of Pallister and Bruce which means they are exposed
    to quick breaks down the middle. The fullbacks can play a bit, these
    two can't. 
    
    Easy isn't it, maybe I should apply for the England job.
    
    Having said all that they are still easy favourites to take the title,
    its just that having proved they are not perfect, some of us haven't 
    given up yet. 
    
    Cheers,
    
    Andy
32.3404What would happen if we lost!GVA05::BURKHALTERMon Jan 10 1994 19:454
    Only Man United could be facing disaster if they can only manage a
    draw!
    
    -Dom :-)
32.3405Watch the RoversWOTVAX::NORTHSMon Jan 10 1994 20:1621
    
    Interesting to see that everyones confidence in Utd seems to be
    dwindling.
    
    At the moment everyone in Blackburn supports two teams a week, the
    Rovers and who ever is playing Man Utd and our prayers are being
    answered.
    
    I think the next month is the key time as to whether we (Blackburn)
    will have a chance of catching Utd, and we live in hope.
    
    Maybe someone could let me know Man Utd's next 5 premier league games.
    
    
    stephen
    
    Member of Kenny's Blue and White Army.
    
    
    
    
32.3406It's Wimbledon and co. that *I* hate!PAVONE::TURNERMon Jan 10 1994 20:3531
    re. last few
    
    It's funny, you know - I used to get all bitter and twisted like this
    back in the seventies when the league championship was Liverpool's
    private property, and they looked pretty invincible 99% of the time.
    
    "Robots...Where have all the ball players gone?...Efficiency 63,
    Entertainment value 0", etc. Everyone hates a winner, and I was right
    in there with the Liverpool-haters. Difference is, I was only about 14
    at the time.
    
    True, Man. Utd. aren't going through a brilliant patch at the moment.
    And I think they've got a rather lop-sided squad of players as well
    (accommodating two left-sided players like Giggs and Sharp in the same
    team is no easy feat). Keane was probably an unnecessary buy, too.
    
    However, United are fundamentally an attack-minded team. Surely any
    neutral would agree with this. As for the piece-by-piece analysis of
    what's going wrong (!) at the moment, you could do a similar job with
    AC Milan, who have failed to score in their last 3 games ("Baresi and
    Costacurta can't cope with players who run at them, Savicevic gets
    frustrated by close marking, Massaro is no substitute for Van Basten,
    etc."). But there they are, with a two point lead at the top of the
    Italian Seria A. 
    
    That said, let's hope Blackburn, and especially Newcastle and Norwich,
    do make a race of it. They're all good footballing sides, so it can
    only be good for the game. I am a Mancs. supporter of sorts, but I hate
    to see *any* team walking away with *anything*.
    
    T'other Dom
32.3407MUFC::TONYMon Jan 10 1994 20:4515
For our Blackburn friends....Next 5 or as many as you like Premier League games


	Sat 15th Jan	Spurs (A)
	Sat 22nd Jan	Everton (H)
	Sat 12th Feb	QPR (A)
	Sat 19th Feb	Southampton (H)
	Sat 26th Feb	West Ham (A)
	Sat 5th Mar	Chelsea (H)

Just make sure you keep winning..!!!!

Europe is not beyond you...!

Tony
32.3408We'll Keep the Red Flag Flying HighESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Mon Jan 10 1994 21:4113
32.3409ESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Mon Jan 10 1994 21:5315
32.3410Premature calulationWOTVAX::GREENJAAndy GreenTue Jan 11 1994 12:4017
    re .3409
    
    Oh shit, I knew we were coming into a tough patch but if we can close 
    the gap any further in the next six matches then United must have
    a real problem and we will deserve to win the title.
    
    Luckily its what happens in the last six when the pressure is on that
    really matters.
    
    I don't normally indulge in statistical analysis, but if the league was
    down to the last six matches then Blackburn would be champions and 
    Sheffield Wednesday would be above Utd !.
    
    Cheers,
    
    Jack Walkers Love Child.
            
32.3411KBOMFG::TANNERMidnight is where the day begins..Tue Jan 11 1994 14:510
32.3412No worries Julie.....KBOMFG::TANNERMidnight is where the day begins..Tue Jan 11 1994 14:5711
  Having a so called bad patch and not losing a game in the process aint bad.
I wouldn't worry too much about it Julie, I can't see anyone touching Utd in the
league this season. Looking at Blackburns next six games they have similarity to
Utds last six games, we'll see how well they will do. No other team has a
realistic chance. Now the Cup is a different story... Ya have to be a "great"
team to win the double, you should know that????!!!!!! And all the best to 
yerself and Brian for the New Year.....


                                                                   -dave- 
32.3413SUBURB::WAITEGDOUBLE TALKIN' JIVETue Jan 11 1994 15:057
    I can't wait for the day when someone knocks Paul Ince out.  Against
    Blackburn and Liverpool he showed what a true whinger he is.  I would
    have loved some Blackburn player or Neil Ruddock to punch him.  He is an
    over-rated whinger.  
    
    
    /GAry
32.3414SUBURB::ABSOLOMTbetty swollocksTue Jan 11 1994 15:296
    
    But he plays in centre midfield Gaz, not on the whinge.
    
    Tony
    
    
32.3415Some SnippetsESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Tue Jan 11 1994 15:3516
32.3416I bet I was first Brian....KBOMFG::TANNERMidnight is where the day begins..Tue Jan 11 1994 16:0117
  Brian I have had that personal name long before even Cunno heard of U2!!!! I
must have been first otherwise he would be using it in here as well... Cunno am
I right???
      By the way I saw Utd play 3 times live over the "drink untill ya die"
period, and they only impressed me against the pool. They were very lucky
against Blackburn, because in my my eyes the Utd  player who headed first was 
climbing all over the Blackburn player, (for utds goal ) Blackburn were the best
team on the day and I remember asking my brother if Cantona, Giggs, or Hughes
were playing in the second half, they hardly touched the ball. 
                  The Leeds game was very boring, but this also had to do a lot
with Leeds utd.
      The Pool game is one of the best I have seen and it was also a fair result,
because most teams would have given up at 0-3 down. Our results were very
similar over the christy period with a win each and a bunch of draws.....

                                                                     -dave-
32.3417Davy boy, where've ya been??BRUMMY::MASONThere's only one UNITEDTue Jan 11 1994 18:3917
    Well hiya Dave, long time no hear! A Happy New one to you too.
    
    I'm not worrying lad, just wondering what's -a-goin on ooop Manchester
    way. Talking with some of the chaps here, their overwhelming opinion is
    that we're not playing badly, its just that our opponents have finally
    sussed out how to play against us. Fair comment. Certainly the
    Blackburn game was a good illustration.
    
    Anyway, on the news this morning I heard that Bassett *had* reported
    them both. What gives?? I thought (sigh) that Hughes was justly sent
    off (even though he did send me a personally signed card before
    Christmas - honest!!! Made up or wot!!). The foul was not good and it
    was his second bookable offence. No argument imo.
    
    Any more details surfaced yet??
    
    J
32.3418YYYYESSB::MCUNNIFFEMidnight is where the day begins..Thu Jan 13 1994 01:4316
   <<< Note 32.3416 by KBOMFG::TANNER "Midnight is where the day begins.." >>>
                        -< I bet I was first Brian.... >-


>>Brian I have had that personal name long before even Cunno heard of U2!!!! I
>>must have been first otherwise he would be using it in here as well... Cunno am
>>I right???


Dave,
     It wasn't you or U2 that I got the phrase from. It was an old poem by
T.S. Elliott that I studied in school. You probably took it from one of U2's
albums if they had such lyrics. I don't even like the group. I'm a Liverpool,
TGA & Ronnie Whelan fan.

C U N N O   
32.3419Another DrawESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Thu Jan 13 1994 11:0014
32.3420The Other DrawESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Thu Jan 13 1994 11:063
32.3421You're getting worse....SIOG::A_KELLYThu Jan 13 1994 11:327
    re - 3420
    
    Villa      vs  Tranmere or Notts Forest
    
    Sheff Wed  vs  Portsmouth or what-da-ya-ma-callem
    
    ps - was the ref in black cos he was on the United books???? 
32.3422CHEFS::HARRISRGoosenargh!Thu Jan 13 1994 12:4815
    How much was the ref paid by United?
    
    Two possibly three penalties could have been given against United, but
    for some unknown reason he just grinned. 
    
    Parker is one lucky man. Two hacks in the box and nothing given. Bruce
    should play volleyball after the way he brought the ball out of the box
    with his arm. I thought I was short sighted without my glasses, but I
    take my hat off to the ref. I can't figure out how he found the pitch.
    
    If the payoff wasn't too much I may recommend it to Spurs as we need
    some of that luck now.
    
    Rich.
     
32.3423FORTY2::FOWLERMFight the powerThu Jan 13 1994 12:578
Parker should have been off. Twice.

Kanchelskis was the only Manc to show any energy or drive. The rest just look
bored.

Villa-Wednesday final.

Mike
32.3424[media]"...United are having a litlle blip in form.."SIOG::A_KELLYThu Jan 13 1994 13:3223
    re - .3422
    
    Bruce is a master at the handball. Against Newcastle I counted *seven*
    times he handled and was only penalised once. Has he got some agreement
    with the FA or what?? On the subject of Parker/McLoughlin, it's funny
    how the whole world knew it was a penalty, but the ref and linesman
    didn't.
    
    re - .3419
    
    McClair hit the woodwork twice - first he hit his own post from a
    Portsmouth corner, then he headed against the Portsmouth bar.
    
    re - general
    
    Are any of you Red Devils out there getting worried about your team's
    current form and lack of application. I find it interesting that no-one
    in the media is prepared to even dare to suggest that things are not
    right (although the sight of Bruce giving PC Schmeicel a right
    rollickin' after he had ballooned the ball into the stand from a headed
    Robson backpass would suggest all is not well).
    
    Cheers.....Ned
32.3425SIOG::ESBECKDec Van EsbeckThu Jan 13 1994 14:0413
    The much hyped United defence/goalkeeper is not what it was, that's for
    sure. They seem to spend most of their time arguing about the latest
    misunderstanding. If you want an opinion, I thing PC Peter has lost his
    head. All this stuff about him being a great keeper seems to have gone
    straight to the anterior lobe. He's behaving like a lunatic.
    
    I hear he's been christened the vampire by some of the United faithful.
    Apparently it's because he doesn't like crosses.
    
    
    Declan
    
    
32.3426You still cant beat us...GVA05::BURKHALTERThu Jan 13 1994 14:167
    There sure seem to be plenty of 'vultures' circling round this note
    and we still havn't lost a game since the Lord knows when.
    
    Remeber lads this is our bad patch, feel sorry for the teams we play
    over the next month :-)
    
    -Dom
32.3427VULTURES 1 OSTRICHES 0 :-)WOTVAX::GREENJAAndy GreenThu Jan 13 1994 14:351
    
32.3428Vulture Entry #23657SIOG::A_KELLYThu Jan 13 1994 15:1319
    re - .3426
    
    >There sure seem to be plenty of 'vultures' circling round this note
    >and we still havn't lost a game since the Lord knows when.
    
    >Remeber lads this is our bad patch, feel sorry for the teams we play
    >over the next month :-)
    
        It's just a pity that the lads in the red shirts don't seem to share
    your confidence anymore. 8^))
    
    >You still cant beat us...
    
        That's just the typical na-na-na-poo-poo answer I expected. When you
    can't think of a sensible response to a sensible query, just resort to
    machoism.
    
    Keep Smilin'......Ned
        
32.3429stir..stirIRNBRU::HOWARDvamos a la playaThu Jan 13 1994 15:156
    -1	you tell em Ned
    
     for us poor buggers in Scotland, can somebody post last night's
    results....?
    
    Ray
32.3430WARNUT::TPCASE::PICKERINGSSimon PickeringThu Jan 13 1994 15:196
Ned,

If you ever do put a note in that's worth commenting on then maybe 
a United supporter will make the effort. Upto now, I've found them tiresome.

Simon.
32.3431Far out crosserSIOG::A_KELLYThu Jan 13 1994 15:2212
    re - .3425
        
    >I hear he's been christened the vampire by some of the United faithful.
    >Apparently it's because he doesn't like crosses.
    
    He *loves* going for crosses, but only if they're more than 15 yards
    from goal, or if it's a Man U corner. ;-))
    
    Cheers....Ned
    
    
    
32.3432Well that's one with a lip on...SIOG::A_KELLYThu Jan 13 1994 15:2810
   > Ned,

>If you ever do put a note in that's worth commenting on then maybe 
>a United supporter will make the effort. Upto now, I've found them tiresome.

   Simon,
    	Er, correct me if I'm wrong, but is the above not a comment on my
    notes???????
    
    Cheers....Ned
32.3433Results Ray....SIOG::A_KELLYThu Jan 13 1994 16:0910
    re - .3429
    
    Ray,
    	It was:-
    
    		Man U     2     Portsmouth     2
    		Spurs     1     Villa          2
                Notts F   P     Tranmere       P
    
    Cheers.....Ned
32.3434Spurs 1 - 5 UnitedGVA05::BURKHALTERThu Jan 13 1994 16:588
    We play Spurs on Saturday, they have a lousy home record and we have
    a strong away record......so odds on we'll thrash them!
    
    ....or it'll be a draw.
    
    ...but we wont lose :-)
    
    -Dom
32.3435naw bother...TRUCKS::SANTWelcome to Planet EarthThu Jan 13 1994 21:1025
    
    	A_KELLY seems to be going for note 32's most frequent contributor!
    
    	As a United supporter, and infrequent contributor (too 'kin busy!)
    	we were lucky in the second half last night. First half we created
    	enough chances to have put Pompey away, but as time ticked on they
    	felt they had a chance and they played well. The chop down by
    	Parker on Alan Mac-thingy was a dead-cert spot-kick but the ref
    	waved play on. The Bruce hand-ball thingy was close - he certainly
    	moved *towards* the ball, which to me indicates intent - and the
    	other incident appeared to be 6 and 2 x 3.....
    
    	We'll play better at Fratton, although the atmosphere will be
    	hostile. I think we will qualify for the semi.
    
    	I don't see what the problem is. We're not losing, yet seem to be
    	uncertain in defence and spurn chances up front. Cantona looks a
    	little "languid"  at the moment - maybe he's got a new woman!
    
    	Anyway, normal service will soon be resumed. And we're unbeaten in
    	427 games so who cares! Blackburn and anti-United fans have a lot
    	to say right now but who's leading the BIG 1 by a street? Say no
    	more.....
    
    	Andy.
32.3436Maybe A_KELLY is a closet United fanSIOG::A_KELLYFri Jan 14 1994 11:225
    re - .3435
    
    >A_KELLY seemms to be going for note 32's most frequent contributor!
    
    Do I get a prize?????
32.3437What ya after NedIRNBRU::SMALLWOODFri Jan 14 1994 11:514
    Alan are you trying to become an honoury Manc.
    
    
    Steve.
32.3438You *are* a closet United fan, aren't you?PAVONE::TURNERFri Jan 14 1994 11:527
    re: .3436
    
    >>A_KELLY seemms to be going for note 32's most frequent contributor!
    
    >Do I get a prize?????
    
    How would the Premier League trophy grab you? ;-)
32.3439White Hart LaneESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Fri Jan 14 1994 15:3911
32.3440Another draw methinksBRUMMY::MASONThere's only one UNITEDFri Jan 14 1994 17:4013
    Sorry to be a "downer" chaps but I think a draw is on the cards
    tomorrow. I'll be there in the Holsten suite (sorry, had to get that in
    there...doesn't happen to me that often!!) so I'll be cheering with the
    best of 'em even though I'll be with Spurs supporters...
    
    We'll go ahead and they'll equalise late I reckon.
    
    Nice to see Mr Sant back in the land of the living. I thought we'd lost
    him forever.
    
    Full report next week sometime. Have a nice weekend y'all.
    
    J
32.3441TRUCKS::SANTWelcome to Planet EarthFri Jan 14 1994 21:0931
    
    	You don't shake me off that easy, Jules ;-) 
    
    	I've been following what's going on but too busy to get involved.
    
    	What a great spell we're having, eh? Champions, playing great,
    	attacking football - even some of our detractors in here grudgingly
    	acknowledge that - and seemingly favourites for every cup
    	competition that we can stay involved in [queue unfriendly jibes
    	including the words "shopkeepers", "Milan", "Galatasaray" etc..]
	I'd personally settle for the league title alone. The cups are
    	merely a destraction from the real business.
    
    	What a joy to be alive and seeing the likes of Liverpool, Everton,
    	even Arsenal occasionally, struggling to hang on to the shirt-tails
    	of the leaders. And we won't even mention City [snigger].
    
    	The league is fronted by some exciting teams playing good stuff. I
    	tipped Newcastle at the start of the season for a possible suprise
    	winner of something this year, and they are doing really well.
    	Norwich still entertain - they just can't score at home [which
    	reminds me of something but I can't remember what..]. But also
    	sides like QPR, Spurs and Wednesday deserve credit for trying to
    	entertain.
    
    	Even Blackburn Rovers, those paupers from down the Darwen Road with
    	too much money to spend. Not to worry, the Clarets will soon be
    	passing them on the Colne Road (on their way to Bury or Rochdale
    	probably.) Enough already....
    
    	Andy.
32.3442The Premier Will Do For MeESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Sat Jan 15 1994 16:1712
32.3443Spurs 0 - 1 UnitedGVA05::BURKHALTERMon Jan 17 1994 10:3511
    United played well, mainly in the second half with the goal coming from
    Hughes 3 minutes after the re-start.
    
    Sugar is not getting his cheque book out to help out Ossie, and the
    Spurs team is lacking experience, they weren't able to keep Cantona
    quite and United got a win after all the draws....
    
    ...Blackburn still trying to make a competiton out of it, can they
    take the pressure :-)
    
    -Dom
32.3444A red rag to a bull....GYMAC::DCASSIDYMon Jan 17 1994 12:337
>in 92' (4 games in 7 days). If we were to retain the Premiership, we would
>become only the second club since 1959 to retain the League Title. That in
>itself would be a great achievement. I for one won't lose ant sleep if we exit
    
    Well that's really asking TGMC to come in with the stats....
    
    Dezzz. 
32.3445Another 3 Points AwayESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Mon Jan 17 1994 13:1913
32.3446IMAPC::MURRAYMon Jan 17 1994 13:479
    
    
>                           If we were to retain the Premiership, we would
> become only the second club since 1959 to retain the League Title. That in
> itself would be a great achievement.
    
    Earth calling Martin, come in please. :)
    
    P
32.3447Remember 1992!!!! :-))))))MARVIN::MORRELLMon Jan 17 1994 14:127
    Hey don't count your chickens before they have hatched....
    
    Your only 7 points ahead of Blackburn if they win the two games they
    have in hand... :-)
    
    Rick
    
32.3448Mancshave never won two major's in same season!!ESSB::MCUNNIFFEMidnight is where the day begins..Mon Jan 17 1994 15:1143
   <<< Note 32.3442 by ESSB::BLONG "UNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993" >>>
                        -< The Premier Will Do For Me >-
>> If we were to retain the Premiership, we would
>> become only the second club since 1959 to retain the League Title. That in
>> itself would be a great achievement. I for one won't lose ant sleep if we exit
>> the cup competitions.

   Brian,
        During Liverpool's 11 amazing league successes over the last 21 years,
they have retained the league on more occasions than anybody else. First of
all, there was 1976 & 77. Then there was 1978 & 79 and then the unbelievable
three in a row of 1982-83-84 so before you start ranting about the Mancs, think
of the above. You also seem to imply from your notes that because you are 
involved in the cups, then you can't cope in the league. That's probably true
since the great Mancs have never managed two major trophies in the one year
where in contrast Liverpool have won more than one trophy on numerous
occasions.
 
1973   League Champions & UEFA cup winners

1976   League Champions & UEFA cup winners

1977   League Champions & European Cup Winners

1981   European Cup & League Cup

1982   League Champions & League Cup

1983   League Champions & League Cup

1984   League Champions & League Cup

1986   League & FA Cup Double

   Brian,
         Somehow I don't think you will be replying to that one because there
is no comeback.


Regards,

C U N N O

32.3449GVA05::BURKHALTERMon Jan 17 1994 15:216
    ...just when you thought there was nothing you could count on any
    more...
    
    ...Martin brings us Back to Basics...
    
    -Dom 
32.3450Made my day BrianIMAPC::MURRAYMon Jan 17 1994 15:221
    
32.3451and finally ....WOTVAX::GREENJAAndy GreenMon Jan 17 1994 16:167
    
    
    ... Who can forget Blackburn Rovers winning the FA Cup for three
    consecutive years, 1884-1885-1186 !
    
    ... Just as relevant and probably slightly more interesting. 
    
32.3452Rollin' back the years.....GYMAC::DCASSIDYMon Jan 17 1994 16:324
    
    Or Preston North End winning the first double......
    
    
32.3453SUBURB::ABSOLOMTbetty swollocksMon Jan 17 1994 18:506
    
    Eric Bristow 81-82-83.
    
    Tony
    
    
32.3454I'm sorry, I couldn't resist !BERN01::BOLGERJerry Bolger.Mon Jan 17 1994 19:1512
    Errrrr Andy,
    
    >>  three consecutive years, 1884-1885-1186 !
    
    
    Was this the result of the time warp associated with the infamous 
    Black Hole of Blackburn ?????   ;-)
    
    
    Just curious,
    
    Jerry.
32.3455Bring back the OstrichesWOTVAX::GREENJAAndy GreenMon Jan 17 1994 20:3916
    
    Jerry,
    
    I was hoping nobody would notice, I just got so excited thinking 
    about one of the great moment in history that I lost control of 
    my digits !
    
    And everyone knows there are 4000 holes in Blackburn Lancashire.
    
    Now I think we should get back to the real purpose of this note, 
    can we have some more 'Eric C is God' Red propaganda please.
    
    Cheers,
    
    Andy   
        
32.3456All the Scousers love HistoryESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Mon Jan 17 1994 21:4813
32.3457YESSB::MCUNNIFFEMidnight is where the day begins..Tue Jan 18 1994 00:0814
Ok Brian,
           I made a little error. I said 1978 & 1979 instead of 1979 & 1980.

Liverpool's achievements in the 1990's so far are.

1990- League champions

1992  - FA Cup winners

There's nothing wrong with that.



C U N N O
32.3458FORTY2::FOWLERMFrank's Fantastic Shed ShowTue Jan 18 1994 13:2711
I watched the new Man Utd video magazine last night (I bought it for a friend's
birthday, and thought I'd better check it first 8-) ) All in all, I was pretty
impressed. Lots of action, all the goals, scenes from the dressing room, and
good interviews with Robson, Fergie, Pallister, Sharpe, and Bruce. There's also
some info on the youth, reserves etc. and bits fo classic Man Utd footage eg.
Man Utd v Benfica in the European Cup.

Well worth seven quid if you're a fan of that sort of self-congratulatory
back-slapping. 8-)

Mike
32.3459Another trophyless season for us!PIECES::63585::SWIFFENTue Jan 18 1994 14:194
25 years of waiting and suddenly the best thing 
since sliced bread - Kind of funny eh?

Chris.
32.3460Weekend report..BRUMMY::MASONThere's only one UNITEDTue Jan 18 1994 16:4519
    re -2
    
    I too have seen this video and it is compulsive viewing for us Reds,
    apart from the screaming girls and the "Sharpy shuffle"...just a touch
    embarrassing I thought.
    
    Anyway. I saw the Spurs game saturday and thoroughly enjoyed it. The
    first half was pacey but only a couple of real goal-scoring chances.
    The second half was ours though and we were always going to win.
    However, it should've been by a greater margin. We need to get meaner.
    
    A boon for me was meeting the whole team the evening before in a hotel
    I was staying at - quite by chance. And what nice chaps they are too.
    In the words of the great songstress (...-)) Belinda Carlisle, "ooo
    heaven is a place on earth". It certainly was Friday.
    
    Onward, ever onward
    
    J
32.3461over the borderPEKING::WELLERMWed Jan 19 1994 15:155
    
    Lee Martin..The 1990 FA Cup hero has moved to Celtic for 500,000..He
    had been at United since he was 12..
    
    Matt
32.3462Lee Marvin - he's dead isn't he??SIOG::A_KELLYWed Jan 19 1994 15:231
    
32.3463WARNUT::TPCASE::PICKERINGSSimon PickeringWed Jan 19 1994 15:276
I'm surprised we let Lee Martin go, unless we have some good 'uns in the
reserves. Lee was also English, and with our next foray into the European
Cup next year (yes, it will be us -- not some 'here today, gone tomorrow outfit
from Blackburn) we need him.

[Then on reflection, Lee's understanding with Peter Schmeichal is not intuitive!]
32.3464SUBURB::ABSOLOMTbetty swollocksWed Jan 19 1994 17:527
32.3465KIRKTN::AMCARTHUREast FifeWed Jan 19 1994 18:591
32.3466Sharpe's Out for 6 WeeksESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Wed Jan 19 1994 20:469
32.3467KIRKTN::GMCKEEThat blokes' a nutterWed Jan 19 1994 22:224
32.3468KURMA::AMCARTHUREast FifeWed Jan 19 1994 23:512
32.3469WARNUT::WARNUT::PICKERINGSSimon PickeringThu Jan 20 1994 15:224
    RE LEE SHARPE
    
    Local radio has him as perhaps being available for the Everton game
    this weekend!
32.3470:-)GVA05::BURKHALTERThu Jan 20 1994 15:443
    ...only a MAN UNITED player could do that...!
    
    -Dom
32.3471Sharpe or Kanchelskis?BRUMMY::MASONThere's only one UNITEDThu Jan 20 1994 15:525
    How can Fergie justify dropping Kanchelskis though (I'm assuming that
    it would be him). It would be a touch unfair as he's been playing
    plenty well enough to keep his place.
    
    J
32.3472Its up to Fergie, but ...WOTVAX::GREENJAAndy GreenThu Jan 20 1994 16:1312
    
    On behalf of the opposition, Kanchelskis has created more problems than
    Sharpe or Giggs (in fact you can probably add them together and throw in
    McClair :-)).
    
    He's probably a bit too old and a bit too foreign for Kenny to buy him 
    but i'd be happy to see he playing for Blackburn if Fergie doesn't want 
    him.   
    
    Best wishes,
    
    The McEwans Alliance.
32.3473R.I.P. Sir Matt BusbyESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Thu Jan 20 1994 22:059
32.3474Amen to a truly great legend.TROOA::PBLANEYFar and awayFri Jan 21 1994 00:0717
    Well said.
    
    This is a sad day for football. No doubt, one of the greatest to grace
    the game, and the whole football scene. Managed two of the greatest
    sides ever, the one that died in Munich, and the one he re-built to
    greatness to win the European Cup.
    
    (A great day of sadness personally too - looked up to him as a kid, and
    I am back to the UK starting next week. I had hoped to meet the man
    hopefully during an OT visit this spring. :-((( )
    
    Just tremendous to see United win the championship for him. I am sure
    that made him happy. There will be many tears around OT I am sure, and
    Iam  sure everyone in notes will join in stating may he Rest in Peace
    Amen.
    
    Paul
32.3475Sir Matt Busby (1909-1994).ESSB::MCUNNIFFEMidnight is where the day begins..Fri Jan 21 1994 00:336
    May Sir Matt Busby rest in peace. He was 84 and was manager of Man. U for
24 years. Busby was to Man U as Shanks was to Liverpool, a legend.


C U N N O
32.3476IRNBRU::HOWARDvamos a la playaFri Jan 21 1994 11:372
     sad day for football as a whole....
    RIP
32.3477Busby Stadium ?WOTVAX::GREENJAAndy GreenFri Jan 21 1994 11:465
    
    Tommy Doc has suggested O.T. be renamed Busby Stadium, a fitting
    tribute to the man who built the spirit of the place.
                                                         
    Nothing but admiration and respect for a truly great footballing man. 
32.3478SADLY MISSEDPEKING::WELLERMFri Jan 21 1994 11:566
    
    A great man....much respected by everyone.I will always remember his
    smiling face when United won the championship last year..Rest in peace
    
    Matt
    
32.3479KERNEL::MCKEAVENEYJHow's that....you're outFri Jan 21 1994 11:566
32.3480Youthful MemoriesYUPPY::PATEMANSome Fantastic PlaceFri Jan 21 1994 12:2613
    When I was a youngster I lived in an area with no league clubs (urban
    surrey near H'row) as such I gravitated to the most famous team in the
    world for a while during the Best, Charlton, Law era. I can still
    remember the night they won the Euro Cup. My dad had just got a new car
    and at half time I went to have a look at it - and managed to lock
    myself in! I only got to see the second half by banging the horn for 5
    minutes! I vividly remember the deep national feeling for Busby and his
    team that night and even though I now follow another team the sight of
    Busby when they won the title last year brought a lump to my throat.
    I'm glad his seat (No 1) will always be empty - it will probably seem
    that he's just nipped out for a cuppa.
    
    Paul
32.3481A great manager !XSTACY::PHAYDENFri Jan 21 1994 12:347
Yeah he sure was a great manager and for anyone who would like to read a good
Biography of the man I can highly recomend Eamon Dunphy's "The Glory Years".

It's a pity that the Edwards family and Man U. didn't treat him a lot better in
his retirement. They should be ashamed !

Peter(An Impartial Celt)
32.3482He left us with great memories...KBOMFG::TANNERMidnight is where the day begins..Fri Jan 21 1994 12:4512
  The first team I supported was the mancs back in the sixties, and it wasn't
just because of Best, Charlton etc.. It also had a lot to do Matt.. He was one
of the gentlemen of soccer, and he died a happy man with his club virtually
certain of winning the league again, and he knows his club will be respected as
been not only the best in England, but also one of the best in Europe just like
they were back in the sixties.

   If they can't name the stadium after him then Iam sure Sir Matt wont mind
too much.. He's knows their the No 1 team in England, that's all he wants..

                                                                  -dave-
32.3483RIP Sir MattBRUMMY::MASONThere's only one UNITEDFri Jan 21 1994 12:469
    Being too young to have any actual memories of him as a Manager, his
    legend has always pervaded the Club, and as a life-long supporter, it
    was a sad moment when I heard the news.
    
    I met him last year at O.T. and he was a very charming, quiet man.
    
    Tomorrow will see a subdued O.T.
    
    J
32.3484" Truly a legend ! "KERNEL::NDAYQuazimodo sang,'It started with a syst'Fri Jan 21 1994 13:0314

  R.I.P. Sir Matt....

  I was truly saddened to hear the death of this great man on the radio. I too
  will carry the memory of seeing his face when United won the championship last
  season. I am sure he was the proudest man in the ground that night. The crowd
  were singing "Glory Glory Man United", and he was sat there with tears in his
  eyes. I am just glad that his beloved club could repay just a small part of 
  what he gave to it.

  He will be sadly missed.

  Nigel.
32.3485PEKING::BAREFIELDABLUE IS THE COLOURFri Jan 21 1994 13:2212
    
    I dont really remember this Busby bloke, but he sounds an o.k
    sort of guy listening to you lot. I'm sure he'll be missed in
    all of your hearts.
    
    Any way.. Tommy Doc said this morning that You Mancs are the best 
    team in the world, We'll how come you got stuffed by a load of
    part time Kebab sellers in the European cup. He also said that
    they should name Old Trafford after this Busby bloke, Dont you
    think that this is a bit of an over reaction......... If they
    renamed Old Trafford Busby stadium, your more likely to think
    that its the British Telecom headquarters than the home of M.U.F.C.
32.3486The GreatestESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Fri Jan 21 1994 13:419
32.3487OH' MY GOD......PEKING::BAREFIELDABLUE IS THE COLOURFri Jan 21 1994 13:486
    
    RE>.3486
    
    I could have made that prediction, the guy was 84 and was suffering with
    cancer. 
    
32.3488A sad day, the memories flood back.GYMAC::DCASSIDYFri Jan 21 1994 14:0514
    
    Yes, Sir Matt will always rank with the greatest in World Sport. Its
    not only his achievements that we can sit around and applaud but that
    he was a human being that put more than he needed to into the game.
    As a wing-half for Manchester City, Liverpool and Scotland he was an
    honest player and this relative to today's standards is applaudable.
    As a manager he ranks with the great. To create 3 different great sides 
    in different eras will probably never be repeated.
    
    Manchester and Scotland amoungst other places on this planet will miss
    this old soldier.
    
    R.I.P. Sir Matt.
    
32.3489SIR MATT BUSBY R.I.P.AYOV25::GLEROYFri Jan 21 1994 15:4410
    I also feel the need to add a small note here.  Sir Matt Busby's
    achievements as a manger were immense.  He rebuild Manchester United as
    a club, and the team twice.  He won 5 championships, a couple of FA
    cups, and led English football into Europe when all around him thought it 
    was a mistake.  He topped it all by winning the European cup in 68 then
    the next year he retired.
    
    What a man!
    
    Gavin
32.3490LegendGVA05::BURKHALTERFri Jan 21 1994 16:065
    ...the lucky chap, did all that, saw his team win the league last
    year, waited till he was pretty sure that we'd win this year and then 
    passed away in his sleep....
    
    -Dom
32.3491R.I.P Sir MattWOTVAX::WHELANTerry WHELAN @OLOFri Jan 21 1994 17:037
    Sir Matt was a credit to United, Manchester and football the world
    over, very have ever or will ever match his achievements.  Its good to
    think that he passed away content in the knowledge that UNITED are back
    on top and, more importantly, playing the kind of football Sir Matt
    believed.
    
    R.I.P  Sir Matt Busby
32.3492PEKING::BAREFIELDABLUE IS THE COLOURSat Jan 22 1994 13:5016
32.3493Sir Matt - thanks a millionMSAM00::ROBERTLIMrock round the locksSat Jan 22 1994 16:3014
    	My image of Sir Matt
    
    	-  footballer, football manager and most of all a first class
    	   human.
    
    	His philosophy on football is what made the Reds such a joy to
    	watch.  That is the way football should be played.
    
    	Childhood memories goes back to days before live telecast was
    	prevalent.  Listening to the Reds on BBC World Service at mid-night
    	for many Saturdays was part of growing up and life.  Football
    	played to Sir Matt's way!
    
    	Sir Matt, thanks a million and may you rest in peace.
32.3494United 1 - 0 EvertonGVA05::BURKHALTERSun Jan 23 1994 15:4710
    A 45,000 crowd saw United win by the only goal, could have been many
    more....Cantona hit the post and Kanchelskis the bar from 18 yrds.
    
    The goal came in the 27th minute from a cross by Keane, headed in by
    Giggs at the far post.
    
    Blackburn can not afford to even draw any of the 3 games they have in 
    hand.....
    
    -Dom
32.3495sorryFAILTE::PAGESLost in ScotlandMon Jan 24 1994 12:1211
    
    I am sorry to say that some Leeds (fans?) did not observe the one
    minute silence at blackburn yesterday. As a Leeds Fan I would like to
    apologize for their unacceptable behaviour.  Leeds and Manchester
    United may never be friends but a good team and a good manager deserve
    respect and Sir Matt was one of the Best.
    
    True fans of football (whatever team they support) morn the passing of
    a football great.
    
    SteveP
32.3496Thank you EvertonWOTVAX::WHELANTerry WHELAN @OLOMon Jan 24 1994 13:0613
    The behaviour of the Leeds fans has been reported widely on the local
    Manchester radio stations, lets hope the response of the Leeds
    management and players to the unacceptable behaviour of the Leeds fans will
    be enough to ensure good (well reasonable) feeling between the two sets
    of supports when next they meet.  On the other hand all supporters of
    Everton Football Club are to be applauded for the impeccable way they
    behaved during, not only, the one minutes silence at OT, but also
    prior to the silence when the teams were lead onto the field by the
    piper.  I watched the scene on TV as the BBC screened it live on the
    Grandstand programme and it seemed to me you could hear a pin drop!
    
    Anyone who attended the game care to comment?
     
32.3497United 1 Everton 0BRUMMY::MASONThere's only one UNITEDMon Jan 24 1994 13:3825
    Went to Old Trafford on Saturday for the match v Everton. Arrived early
    to pay my respects and found thousands of like minded Reds around a
    growing memorial. The eery thing was, it was so quiet. Even inside the
    ground it was very subdued - to be expected I know, but it felt very
    weird.
    
    The teams were lead out onto the pitch by a lone piper and OT was
    silent. The minutes silence was a very emotional one and the Everton
    fans were brilliant in respecting it.
    
    The game would have made the great man proud. The first 15 minutes or
    so were a bit stilted, but then it really got going. Schmeical had to
    make a couple of reflex saves, but those apart he wasn't really
    troubled. Some of our football, especially in the second half, was
    absolutely breathtaking. One move involving Giggs and Cantona brought
    the whole ground to their feet in awe - how we didn't score more goals
    is unbelievable and largely due to Southall. It was the best 1-0 game
    I've ever seen. Pity they didn't show more on Match of the day.
    
    We were temporarily 16 points clear at the top - our largest margin
    ever, but Blackburn cut it down again yesterday with a win over Leeds.
    
    The fight goes on.
    
    J
32.3498Still winningWOTVAX::NORTHSMon Jan 24 1994 14:1118
    
    Re; .3494
    
    Blackburn can't afford to lose any of their games in hand
    
    
    
    Well, things are going OK at the moment.
    
    Don't get to nervous in Manchester.
    
    The dream lives on in Blackburn.
    
    
    Stephen
    Kenny's Barmy Army
    
    
32.3499Trying Blackburn....GVA05::BURKHALTERMon Jan 24 1994 14:565
    Its good of you to try and make a competiton out of it ;-)
    
    Just remember, Blink, Draw or Lose and your out of it....
    
    -Dom :-)                                         
32.3500So what?XSTACY::JLUNDON@GAO 822-4715 Apathy is the most terrible vice!Mon Jan 24 1994 15:0221
32.3501Check the facts first.PIECES::63585::SWIFFENMon Jan 24 1994 15:0612
Hang on a minute James, it was the City fans making the
noise at Anfield, after all that has happened to Liverpool
fans we know more than most what grief is, so please get the
facts right.  They are that City fans chanted City, City 
for part of the minute, not the Kop!!

BTW can't condone the Leeds idiots who can easily be identified
on the front page of The Sun,  but Man United fans ruined the
minutes silence at Anfield for Tony Bland last season, it's a 
little difference when it's one of your own isn't it!!!!!!!

Chris.
32.3502XSTACY::PHAYDENMon Jan 24 1994 15:0712
32.3503SUBURB::ABSOLOMTbetty swollocksMon Jan 24 1994 15:1411
32.3504UNTADE::PCASYorkieMon Jan 24 1994 15:245
    >> Leeds Uniteds fans will never be treated with respect and dignity
    
    You forgot the full stop :*)
    
    Al.
32.3505Sir MattBRUMMY::MASONThere's only one UNITEDMon Jan 24 1994 15:5915
    I'm disappointed in the last few notes entered here. Sir Matt was a
    football legend, not just a United legend. Those who mock that simple
    fact are just ignorant ar******s.
    
    The true fans showed the respect he deserved at all the League grounds
    on Saturday. At the memorial at OT, there were Liverpool shirts, City
    scarves, all manner of clubs, but I mention those two in particular due
    to the special rivalry that exists between our clubs. On a radio 'phone
    in on GMR, a Liverpool fan 'phoned up and expressed his sympathy for
    all at Manchester United as did a City fan.
    
    For those of you who don't give a s**t, leave your stupid remarks at
    home and let a great man rest in peace.
    
    J
32.3506May we all rest in peace ?BERN01::BOLGERJerry Bolger.Mon Jan 24 1994 15:5943
    Re .3502:
    
    Hi Peter,
    
    If you manage to break any of the offending individuals bones, then
    I'll upgrade your tickets to First Class !!!
    
    
    Re: The rest:
    
    Matt Busby is dead. While he was alive he dedicated a large part of his
    life to football. Whether he was "The greatest manager in the history
    of football", or "A world-class manager" or even "A really nice guy" is
    totally irrelevant. Also irrelevant is the fact that he was heavily
    involved with a team that a lot of people love to hate.
    
    The point is, that just about everyone who plays/played football dreamt
    at some time about scoring the winner for, or against, Manchester
    United in the Cup Final. The reason ?  Because of the legend that Matt
    Busby helped to create. Under his leadership Manchester United became
    much more than a squad of football players wearing the same kit. It
    became a part of football. That had as much to do with things off the
    pitch as on the pitch. It's also a big part of the reason that
    Manchester United remained a "Great" Club throughout the barren period
    when trophies were few and far between.         
    
    Whether you like, love, hate or detest the team, you cannot justifiably
    deny Matt Busby the respect he deserves in death, as much as in life.
    As a supporter, I appreciate the remarks of the more "level-headed"
    United-Haters.  I guess it's just another illustration of the
    distinction between someone who loves football, and someone who loves
    to see their team win !
    
    Sorry to go on so much, but I get seriously annoyed when people attempt
    to use  anybody's death as  a means to provoke a  mindless slagging 
    match !!!  (I never thought I would see the words "more" and "tragic"
    following each other in a sentence written by anybody with a
    rudimentary grasp of English.)
    
    
    Anyway, I'm just getting myself worked up,
    
    Jerry.
32.3507....GVA05::BURKHALTERMon Jan 24 1994 16:397
    ...the fact is that there are a % people who go to football matches
    who dont give a sh*t about the game, and are there to be part of a
    'gang'....
    
    ...probably havn't played football past Kindergarden.
    
    -Dom
32.3508DIFFERENT HUGHESYUPPY::JAYPPaul Jay @HHLMon Jan 24 1994 16:4311
    Mark Hughes has spoken out after his treatment by the Sheffield United
    team in the F.A.Cup.  'It has been well established by the media that a
    flair team must be stopped at all costs'.
    
    Alex Ferguson backed him up; 'Mark was consistently being prevented
    from scoring by Tuttle and it was only right that he should take out
    retribution on him, before fans started thinking he was a mediocre
    striker who couldn't hit a cows arse with a banjo...
    
    
    COPYRIGHT: The Gooner fanzine, issue 52  
32.3509Have to agree GerrySIOG::A_KELLYMon Jan 24 1994 17:1025
    re - .3506
    
    >Sorry to go on so much, but I get seriously annoyed when people attempt
    >to use  anybody's death as  a means to provoke a  mindless slagging 
    >match !!!  (I never thought I would see the words "more" and "tragic"
    >following each other in a sentence written by anybody with a
    >rudimentary grasp of English.)
    
    >Anyway, I'm just getting myself worked up,
    
    >Jerry.
    
    Jerry,
    	It could have been worse they could have said "tragicer".>8^))
    
    Seriously though I've kept quiet on this subject because, as a nipper
    growing up in the slums of the North-east, I wasn't touched by the Busby
    magic. I must agree with you though that I can't understand how anyone
    can take pleasure out of the death of such a man. I too watched BBC1 at
    3.00 pm on saturday and I was extremely touched by the restraint of
    both the United and the Everton fans. The announcement asked for a
    minute's silence, but it wasn't necessary.....it was deadly silent
    already.
    
    Cheers.....Ned
32.3510No joke :-(XSTACY::JLUNDON@GAO 822-4715 Apathy is the most terrible vice!Mon Jan 24 1994 18:1311
.3501/.3502

I'm still missing the good parts so if you wouldn't mind. could you
forward me .3501 and .3502?

Peter, if you were referring to me, I hope you had lots of smileys for
if you hadn't, I don't see your sense of humour at all.  I have had my
wrist broken by someone who did it intentionally so I don't take talk
like that well at all. (no smiley).

                          James.
32.3511KERNEL::BIRKINSHAWLimo me a bimboMon Jan 24 1994 19:3615
It was 1967, our team had just won the Manchester junior schools cup and 
we were promised that our medals would be presented by a celebrity. During the
lunch break the whole school turned out to see us presented with our medals
by Sir Matt. He had a kind word of encouragement to each of us. At the time
it was the greatest moment of my life.

It was years later that I learned that the celebrity originally lined up to
present our medals was George Best, but because of a recent "binge" wasn't
feeling up to it. Sir Matt stepped in at what could only be a moments notice
and did the honours, not for the first time sparing George's blushes.

As someone said in the paper the other day, what with Moore, Blanchflower and
now Busby gone, God is putting a hell of a team together.

32.3512FORTY2::FOWLERMFrank's Fantastic Shed ShowMon Jan 24 1994 20:5626
Though in truth (and you'll be surprised to hear this) I am no great fan of Man
Utd, I happened to catch the BBC tribute to Sir Matt on Friday (and the latter
half of the ITV one) and was unashamedly carried away on a tide of romantic
dreaming. That's what football is all about, isn't it? Devoted fans, footballing
heroes, big crowds, exciting football. Blimey, I almost wanted the reds to win
the league when it had finished. 8-)

I wasn't even born when they beat Benfica, but I wouldn't half like to see a
resurgence of that sort of scene. Where fitness wasn't the be all and end all
and players could play on past their twenty fifth birthday. Bring back players
with one strand of hair combed over their bald patch, that's what I say. All
hail Bobby Charlton.

By the way, was Bobby Charlton one of the best players in Busby's Babes, or just
average? They must have been pant-wettingly good if they were all like him.

How can anyone watch programmes like that and then disrespect the man
responsible the next day? It's beyond me, it really is. Busby's babes, beating
Benfica, these memories are football's history, and should be cherished, like
art and stuff. Who wouldn't rather watch a game like that then go to some poxy
art gallery and listen to a bunch of pseuds witter on about "art nouveau" eh?

Matt Busby is as much a part of football as the goalposts, and I mourn the man's
passing. Rest in peace Sir Matt Busby.

Mike
32.3513Nice one Mike !XSTACY::PHAYDENMon Jan 24 1994 21:190
32.3514News anyone?BRUMMY::MASONThere's only one UNITEDTue Jan 25 1994 20:324
    Any team news for tomorrow night's game with Portsmouth? I read at the
    weekend that Lee Sharpe may be back.
    
    J
32.3515MARVIN::MORRELLLeeds United : League Champions 1992.Tue Jan 25 1994 20:378
    No.. but I hope the score is...
    
    
    
    
      Portsmouth 2 Man Utd 0
    rick
    
32.3516United V Alan ShearerESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Tue Jan 25 1994 21:5913
32.3517IRNBRU::HOWARDvamos a la playaWed Jan 26 1994 11:371
    i think the QPR v ManU game has been moved back already to the 5th Feb
32.3518?GVA05::BURKHALTERThu Jan 27 1994 11:125
    ..well did we win or what (draw)?
    
    inquring mind needs to know....
    
    -Dom :-)
32.3519NEWOA::FIDO_TConation is the keyThu Jan 27 1994 12:293
    Portsmouth 0 Man Utd 1 ( McClair header from a corner which was flicked
    on from the near post ). He also had a tremendous shot from 25 yds
    which beat Alan Knight but hit the cross-bar.
32.3520United v NorwichBRUMMY::MASONThere's only one UNITEDFri Jan 28 1994 20:424
    United travel to Carrow Road on Sunday for the FA Cup tie with Norwich.
    Its on BBC 1 (yippee!!! I have no satellite..) at 3pm.
    
    J
32.3521InceESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Sat Jan 29 1994 13:246
32.3522Contract still has 18 monthsMSAM03::ROBERTLIMrock round the locksMon Jan 31 1994 04:5414
    Brian
    
    It was reported in the local newspapers that Ince have not decided on a
    6-year contract although the current one still has 18 months to go.
    
    Q. - how can a player be in dispute over this contract when it still
    has 18 months to run?
    
    Q. - isn't it distractingly to other more important matters like
    retaining the League or winning both Cups?
    
    BTW, Norwich 0 United 2!  (Match was shown live on Malaysia TV)
    
    BTW, official ManU Fan Club here has more than 3000 members 
32.3523Ince=MoanerOPG::TORPEYM&quot; Lights out, quids In&quot;Mon Jan 31 1994 11:5711
Good win at Norwich. United, quite rightly so, have a confidence and even
arrogance about their play. But does Ince have to moan and mouth off about
every decision?

As for Cantona? A bad tackle on Goss and then the sly backheel in the head
of a defender lying on the floor, and to cap it all Ferguson defending Cantona
from TV comments of 'despicable tackle'. Maybe if Ferguson said it with a 
French accent it might have been more palatable!

8:(

32.3524Yesterday's gameBRUMMY::MASONThere's only one UNITEDMon Jan 31 1994 15:3016
    Allegedly Fergie is complaining about the comments made by the "entire
    BBC commentary team" about Cantona. I can't see why. He was very lucky
    to stay on imo - the first "tackle" he was obviously not even thinking
    of going for the ball. Goss could've got seriously injured and all
    because Eric was being so closely marked he had hardly a touch. Gallic
    flair and French temperament - go together like a horse and carriage or
    something...
    
    Anyrhoda, I thought the first goal was a beaut - a nice bit of skill
    from Giggsy who had a good game I thought.
    
    We go on - Wimbledon will not be easy but I think we'll have the
    advantage playing away from home. We seem to have our tactics right for
    away games.
    
    J
32.3525Where's your defenders then ?WOTVAX::GREENJAAndy GreenTue Feb 01 1994 21:0230
                                             
    Hello MANU fans, 
    
    I was having a dangerous drink with my mate this weekend, (he comes 
    from Moston and insists on wearing his United scarf around the pubs 
    in Blackburn) when the subject of your squad came up.
    
    He appeared to be convinced that you have no real (experienced) cover 
    for the defence. His theory was that if Pallister or Bruce was missing
    then Parker would move across and Sharpe or Phelan would end up at full
    back.
    
    Can this be true ? Do you really not have another centre half ? What 
    would happen if both centre halves were out ?(as happened to Blackburn 
    this week.)
    
    Incidentally my mate has lived in Blackburn for 16 years now and is
    still wearing the same battered scarf, I have to admire him
    because for the first 14 years he was the target of some serious piss
    taking and since you actually won the league its become a little more 
    abusive.
    
    Cheers,
    
    Andy      
    
    Generally I wear the old blue and white and tell people he's got an
    early Rovers away scarf, this usually works well until he gets
    tanked up and wants to sing strange songs.
    
32.3526SUBURB::ABSOLOMTbetty swollocksWed Feb 02 1994 12:529
    
    I was thinking the very same thing myself. For all the millyons and
    millyons Utd have in the bank, why haven't got a couple of top class
    centre halves as cover. We could offload two of Arsenals 36 reserve
    defenders!
    
    Tony
    
    
32.3527SHIPS::EDWARDS_DWed Feb 02 1994 13:055
    Re:-1
    
    The difficulty is having top-class defenders who are prepared to stay
    in the reserves.  With Arsenal it's different, they tend to play ALL
    their defenders !
32.3528Can anyone help me with this one!!ESSB::MCUNNIFFEMidnight is where the day begins..Wed Feb 02 1994 13:199
  Just as a matter of interest, how many major trophies did UTD. win during 
the period 1964-1992?

By the way see note 34.2550



C U N N O
32.3529A wild stab in the dark....FORTY2::FOWLERMFrank's Fantastic Shed ShowWed Feb 02 1994 13:277
Cunno,

I'm not sure, but was it by any chance, not very many at all? 8-)

Hopefully helpfully,

Mike
32.3530Gloss or Matt finish I don't knowPEKING::COSSEYNWorld Cup 1994 ZZzzzWed Feb 02 1994 13:347
    
    Apparently someone was arrested in Manchester after trying to sell
    pictures to the Sun newspaper of Sir Matt in his coffin....
    
    Sick or what...
    
    Neil..
32.3531MUFC::TONYWed Feb 02 1994 15:2615
32.3532What a banana ! KIRKTN::JJACKWed Feb 02 1994 15:499
    
    Re.3548
    
    Is this guy serious ?    Is it just another one of his wind up's or is
    he REALLY living in a time warp ?
    If it's his idea of a joke, then someone tell him that his efforts
    ceased being funny about two years ago !
    
      
32.3533XSTACY::PHAYDENWed Feb 02 1994 15:575
re: Last .

Are you telepathic ? Go on . Bet you can't predict what I'm gonna write in .3552.

Peter(AIC)
32.3534The DatesESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Wed Feb 02 1994 16:2070
Manchester United Football Club

Fixtures for Season 1993/94               Result Scorers

* Live on SKY
@ Live on ITV
+ Live on BBC

Sat Aug  7th   Arsenal (CH)  Wembley         1-1 Hughes (Utd Won 5-4 Pens)

Sun Aug 15th * Norwich City (A)              2-0 Giggs,Robson
Wed Aug 18th   Sheffield United (H)          3-0 Keane(2),Hughes
Sat Aug 21th   Newcastle United (H)          1-1 Giggs
Mon Aug 23rd * Aston Villa (A)               2-1 Sharpe(2)
Sat Aug 28th   Southampton (A)               3-1 Sharpe,Cantona,Irwin
Wed Sep  1st   West Ham United (H)           3-0 Sharpe,Cantona(P),Bruce
Sat Sep 11th   Chelsea (A)                   0-1
Wed Sep 15th @ Honved (A) (EC 1st Rd 1L)     3-2 Keane(2),Cantona
Sun Sep 19th * Arsenal (H)                   1-0 Cantona
Wed Sep 22nd   Stoke City (A) (C Cola)       1-2 Dublin
Sat Sep 25th   Swindon Town (H)              4-2 Kanchelskis,Cantona,Hughes(2)
Wed Sep 29th @ Honved (H) (EC 1st Rd 2L)     2-1 Bruce(2)
Sat Oct  2nd   Sheffield Wednesday (A)       3-2 Hughes(2),Giggs
Wed Oct  5th   Stoke City (H) (C Cola)       2-0 Sharpe,McClair
Sat Oct 16th   Spurs (H)                     2-1 Keane,Sharpe
Wed Oct 20th @ Galatasaray EC 2nd 1st Lg     3-3 Robson,Cantona,OG
Sat Oct 23rd   Everton (A)                   1-0 Sharpe
Wed Oct 27th   Leicester (H) (C Cola Cup)    5-1 Bruce(2),McClair,Sharpe,Hughes
Sat Oct 30th   Queens Park Rangers (H)       2-1 Cantona,Hughes
Wed Nov  3rd @ Galatasaray EC 2nd 2nd Lg     0-0
Sun Nov  7th * Manchester City (A)           3-2 Cantona(2),Keane
Sat Nov 20th   Wimbledon (H)                 3-1 Pallister,Hughes,Kanchelskis
Wed Nov 24th   Ipswich Town (H)              0-0
Sat Nov 27th   Coventry City (A)             1-0 Cantona
Tue Nov 30th   Everton (A) (C Cola Cup)      2-0 Hughes,Giggs
Sat Dec  4th   Norwich City (H)              2-2 Giggs,McClair
Tue Dec  7th   Sheffield United (A)          3-0 Hughes,Sharpe,Cantona
Sat Dec 11th   Newcastle United (A)          1-1 Ince
Sun Dec 19th * Aston Villa (H)               3-1 Cantona(2),Ince
Sun Dec 26th * Blackburn Rovers (H)          1-1 Ince
Wed Dec 29th   Oldham Athletic (A)           5-2 Kanchelskis,Bruce,Cantona(P),
                                                 Giggs(2)
Sat Jan  1st   Leeds United (H)              0-0
Tue Jan  4th * Liverpool (A)                 3-3 Bruce,Giggs,Irwin
Sun Jan  9th + Sheffield Utd (A)F.A Cup 3    1-0 Hughes
Wed Jan 12th   Portsmouth (H) (C Cola Cup)   2-2 Giggs,Cantona
Sat Jan 15th   Spurs (A)                     1-0 Hughes
Sat Jan 22nd   Everton (H)                   1-0 Giggs
Wed Jan 26th   Portsmouth (A) (C Cola Cup)   1-0 McClair
Sat Jan 29th   Norwich (A) F.A. Cup 4        2-0 Keane,Cantona
Sat Feb  5th   Queens Park Rangers (A)
Sun Feb 13th @ Sheffield Wed (H) (C.C S/F)
Sat Feb 19th   Wimbledon F.A. Cup 5 (A)
Wed Feb 23rd   Sheffield Wed (A) (C.C S/F)
Sat Feb 26th   West Ham United (A)
Sat Mar  5th   Chelsea (H)
Sat Mar 12th   Arsenal (A)
Sat Mar 19th   Swindon Town (A)
Sun Mar 27th   League Cup Final
Wed Mar 30th   Liverpool (H)
Sat Apr  2nd   Blackburn Rovers (A)
Mon Apr  4th   Oldham Athletic (H)
Sat Apr  9th   Leeds United (A)
Sat Apr 16th   Wimbledon (A)
Sat Apr 23rd   Manchester City (H)
Sat Apr 30th   Ipswich Town (A)
Sat May  7th   Coventry City (H)

TBA Southampton (H)
TBA Sheffield Wed (H)
32.3535Wombles on a SundayESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Wed Feb 02 1994 16:244
32.3536April 2nd - Jimmy Hills BirthdayWOTVAX::GREENJAAndy GreenWed Feb 02 1994 16:447
    
    And while you are on fixtures I'm told that the Blackburn vs MANU game
    has been moved to a five o'clock kick-off and will be live on BBC1. 
                                                                      
    I'm sure theres a good reason for this but I don't know it.
    
    Any ideas ? 
32.3537United overload.CHEFS::HARRISRDigitals recurrent nightmareWed Feb 02 1994 17:4519
    I am just about fed up with watching Man U on tv. I don't have the
    luxury of sky, so any live match is a gift.
    
    Until I see either 
    
    XXXXXXXXXXXX v Manchester United or
    
    Manchester United V XXXXXXXXXXXX
    
    Can't we have some other teams play ? A Sheffield Wednesday v Newcastle
    United would make a pleasant change. 
    
    
    Give us a break please.
    
    Rich.
     
    
     
32.3538Look Back in AnguishUPROAR::LEMPLive slow, die youngWed Feb 02 1994 19:3710
    re -1
    
    >Can't we have some other teams play ? A Sheffield Wednesday v Newcastle
    >United would make a pleasant change. 
    
    Agreed. This fixture earlier in the season at Newcastle must have been
    good to watch for the uncommitted. However, not for me....
    
    Paul.
    
32.3539Blackburn GameESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Wed Feb 02 1994 20:5611
32.3540OK OK..It should have read re.3528.....I Think !!!KIRKTN::JJACKWed Feb 02 1994 21:0711
    
    Re.3533
    
    Well spotted noter !    
    
    In answer to your question, Yes...I am telepathetic !
    
    I'd therefor like to say Goodbye to everyone, as I've just won the
    pools next Saturday !
    
    
32.3541Still seems daft to meWOTVAX::GREENJAAndy GreenThu Feb 03 1994 13:2525
    re: 3539  
    
    Sorry about the TV channel, I didn't realise SKY had thier agreement
    with BBC1 so much in their favour.
    
    I too thought 5.00 might be to let the rest of the world in on the
    act but how many people who go to watch games are actually back home 
    with their feet up in front of the telly by 5.00. Certainly not many 
    of the real fans who stay 'til the final whistle and not many away
    fans either!.
    
    Why not make it 7.00 and make a real event of it, I think its more or
    less accepted as the game that could (not will) give MANU the
    premiership or really make a fight of it (as most of the country would
    like).  
    
    Personally I'm not too worried, I have my ticket already, but it seems
    like a pretty silly time to me.
    
    Cheers,
    
    Andy
    
    p.s. At least it will look better on the telly if the building site is in
    darkness !
32.3542Why ???MUFC::TONYThu Feb 03 1994 18:3811
Mr Moderator,

Can you please explain either on-line or even off-line as to why note .3531
has been set hidden. ?

A number of notes lately have been using bad language even though they are
disguised by *&^%% but remain. I can't understand  what you found offensive.



Tony
32.35435pm kick offWOTVAX::WHELANTerry WHELAN @OLOThu Feb 03 1994 20:002
    I heard on the radio this morning that the kick off is 5pm so my guess
    is SKY will show it!
32.3544SHIPS::EDWARDS_DFri Feb 04 1994 18:5221
    Help required !
    
    I'm trying to think of a Fantasy Football team consisting of players
    who were once ManU players.  I have the following so far and I need to
    find at least 2 more by 5pm.  
    
    Bosnich GK
    
    Moran CB
    McGrath CB
    
    Strachan Mid
    Wilkins Mid
    
    Robins Str
    Beardsley Str
    
    9 would not be a disaster as I can have up pto 2 current ManU players.
    
    Cheers
    Dave
32.3545NEWOA::FIDO_TConation is the keyFri Feb 04 1994 18:551
    
32.3546Lee Martin for Fantasy teamUPROAR::WRIGHTTMon Feb 07 1994 19:411
32.3547Giggs, The Boy WonderESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Mon Feb 07 1994 22:1212
32.3548Is the treble on...???BUSSTP::DSMITHThey've only played 10 seconds..Thu Feb 10 1994 03:3914
    
    
     After the midweek results in the FA Cup replays, how do the Man. Utd
    supporters feel about the possibility of winning the treble? I would
    imagine Fergie must realise that his team will never get a better
    chance of winning all 3 domestic trophies in the same season. Although
    there's still a lot of football to be played he must be trying to 
    convince his players that they have a great chance to become one of
    the all time great teams. I suppose the hardest bit will be the number
    of games they have to play. Blackburn can now concentrate on trying to
    catch them in the league, Villa and Wednesday especially will be hoping
    for success in one of the 2 cup competitions.
    
     Danny.
32.3549New Dates for Southampton & Sheff WedESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Thu Feb 10 1994 16:1270
Manchester United Football Club

Fixtures for Season 1993/94               Result Scorers

* Live on SKY
@ Live on ITV
+ Live on BBC

Sat Aug  7th   Arsenal (CH)  Wembley         1-1 Hughes (Utd Won 5-4 Pens)

Sun Aug 15th * Norwich City (A)              2-0 Giggs,Robson
Wed Aug 18th   Sheffield United (H)          3-0 Keane(2),Hughes
Sat Aug 21th   Newcastle United (H)          1-1 Giggs
Mon Aug 23rd * Aston Villa (A)               2-1 Sharpe(2)
Sat Aug 28th   Southampton (A)               3-1 Sharpe,Cantona,Irwin
Wed Sep  1st   West Ham United (H)           3-0 Sharpe,Cantona(P),Bruce
Sat Sep 11th   Chelsea (A)                   0-1
Wed Sep 15th @ Honved (A) (EC 1st Rd 1L)     3-2 Keane(2),Cantona
Sun Sep 19th * Arsenal (H)                   1-0 Cantona
Wed Sep 22nd   Stoke City (A) (C Cola)       1-2 Dublin
Sat Sep 25th   Swindon Town (H)              4-2 Kanchelskis,Cantona,Hughes(2)
Wed Sep 29th @ Honved (H) (EC 1st Rd 2L)     2-1 Bruce(2)
Sat Oct  2nd   Sheffield Wednesday (A)       3-2 Hughes(2),Giggs
Wed Oct  5th   Stoke City (H) (C Cola)       2-0 Sharpe,McClair
Sat Oct 16th   Spurs (H)                     2-1 Keane,Sharpe
Wed Oct 20th @ Galatasaray EC 2nd 1st Lg     3-3 Robson,Cantona,OG
Sat Oct 23rd   Everton (A)                   1-0 Sharpe
Wed Oct 27th   Leicester (H) (C Cola Cup)    5-1 Bruce(2),McClair,Sharpe,Hughes
Sat Oct 30th   Queens Park Rangers (H)       2-1 Cantona,Hughes
Wed Nov  3rd @ Galatasaray EC 2nd 2nd Lg     0-0
Sun Nov  7th * Manchester City (A)           3-2 Cantona(2),Keane
Sat Nov 20th   Wimbledon (H)                 3-1 Pallister,Hughes,Kanchelskis
Wed Nov 24th   Ipswich Town (H)              0-0
Sat Nov 27th   Coventry City (A)             1-0 Cantona
Tue Nov 30th   Everton (A) (C Cola Cup)      2-0 Hughes,Giggs
Sat Dec  4th   Norwich City (H)              2-2 Giggs,McClair
Tue Dec  7th   Sheffield United (A)          3-0 Hughes,Sharpe,Cantona
Sat Dec 11th   Newcastle United (A)          1-1 Ince
Sun Dec 19th * Aston Villa (H)               3-1 Cantona(2),Ince
Sun Dec 26th * Blackburn Rovers (H)          1-1 Ince
Wed Dec 29th   Oldham Athletic (A)           5-2 Kanchelskis,Bruce,Cantona(P),
                                                 Giggs(2)
Sat Jan  1st   Leeds United (H)              0-0
Tue Jan  4th * Liverpool (A)                 3-3 Bruce,Giggs,Irwin
Sun Jan  9th + Sheffield Utd (A)F.A Cup 3    1-0 Hughes
Wed Jan 12th   Portsmouth (H) (C Cola Cup)   2-2 Giggs,Cantona
Sat Jan 15th   Spurs (A)                     1-0 Hughes
Sat Jan 22nd   Everton (H)                   1-0 Giggs
Wed Jan 26th   Portsmouth (A) (C Cola Cup)   1-0 McClair
Sat Jan 29th   Norwich (A) F.A. Cup 4        2-0 Keane,Cantona
Sat Feb  5th   Queens Park Rangers (A)       3-2 Kanchelskis,Cantona,Giggs
Sun Feb 13th @ Sheffield Wed (H) (C.C S/F)
Sun Feb 20th * Wimbledon F.A. Cup 5 (A)
Wed Feb 23rd   Sheffield Wed (A) (C.C S/F)
Sat Feb 26th   West Ham United (A)
Wed Mar  2nd   Southampton (H)    
Sat Mar  5th   Chelsea (H)
Sat Mar 12th   Arsenal (A)
Wed Mar 16th   Sheffield Wed (H)
Sat Mar 19th   Swindon Town (A)
Sun Mar 27th   League Cup Final
Wed Mar 30th   Liverpool (H)
Sat Apr  2nd   Blackburn Rovers (A)
Mon Apr  4th   Oldham Athletic (H)
Sat Apr  9th   Leeds United (A)
Sat Apr 16th   Wimbledon (A)
Sat Apr 23rd   Manchester City (H)
Sat Apr 30th   Ipswich Town (A)
Sat May  7th   Coventry City (H)

32.3550Inactive in the LeagueESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Thu Feb 10 1994 16:177
32.3551Now its starting to warm-up a bit !WOTVAX::GREENJAAndy GreenThu Feb 10 1994 16:3822
    
    I really don't think you have anything to worry about unless you pick
    up a few nasty injuries. However it would be interesting to see how
    things go if you are put under a bit of pressure in the league for 
    the first time this season.
    
    Assuming you get to the League Cup Final then you have a very tough
    fortnight around Easter but it looks like you have an easy run in
    anyway.
    
    Personally I think the F.A. Cup was handed to you this week and i'd be
    happy for you to have it and the League Cup. 
    
    If you take them both there is a better chance for us of you blowing 
    up with injuries and if you take the league as well then we have a much
    better chance of a UEFA Cup place.
    
    We'll be satisfied with a UEFA place this year, will you ;-)?
    
    Cheers,
    
    Andy                                                        
32.3552Treble 4-1 !!NEWOA::BURTONThu Feb 10 1994 17:0212
    
    I'm sick & tired of all this talk of 'United for the treble', 'its been
    handed on a plate' etc... Everyone knows how good Man Utd are at the
    moment, but they are not unbeatable. Aston Villa are still in the FA
    cup, plus other good sides, such as Bolton. They need to beat Sheff Wed
    over two legs and then need to win the final. 
    I must admit i don't think anyone will catch them in the league though.
    
    If they do win the treble, it would be a great achievement.
    
    Cheers
    Nige.
32.3553PEKING::BAREFIELDABLUE IS THE COLOURThu Feb 10 1994 17:0712
    
    .re 3551
    
    All this talk about the Mancs being handed the F.A cup is aload
    of rubbish. They are the best team still in the competition, but 
    that doesn't guarantee you the trophy. Bolton have proved themselves
    more than once this season and the Mancs record against Chelsea is
    not a record to be proud of. I think it stands at the Mancs beating
    Chelsea 4 times since 1966, and Chelsea are the only team to beat
    the Mancs this year.
    
    Andy..B
32.3554Trying to be realisticWOTVAX::GREENJAAndy GreenThu Feb 10 1994 17:3325
    
    re .3552 & .3553 
    
    Your view is obviously determined by where you are standing.
    
    As a Blackburn fan I don't think the treble is on for United, but I do
    think that their grip on the league could be weakened by going all the
    way in both cups. My hope therefore is that MUFC in two cup finals 
    improves our chances in the league and in UEFA.
    
    Certainly the F.A. Cup does seem to be the competition with the weakest
    opposition. Even if I was a Chelsea fan I would be hard pushed to find 
    much solace in quoting statistics back to '66. As for beating them once 
    this season, well the rest of this seasons evidence seems to indicate 
    this was not the kind of performance Chelsea regularly put on. Maybe
    this is why you also have some faith in Bolton ?
        
    Now I'm getting out of here before I get accused of being an MUFC fan
    again,
    
    Cheers,
    
    Andy
    
    
32.3555ah... I rememberYUPPY::PANESStart choppin'Thu Feb 10 1994 17:3318
                      <<< Note 32.3552 by NEWOA::BURTON >>>
                               -< Treble 4-1 !! >-

    
>    I'm sick & tired of all this talk of 'United 

     I totally agree. It was bad enough seeing the woodlice come out
     when they won the league. Can you imagine the flood of "reds"
     should they do the double or treble.

     Stuart


    BTW Fact fans might like to remember that in 1990 the "highly
        respected" Alex Ferguson was one game away form getting the
        sack . ( Those of you who used to go to games in those days
        might even recall the very witty ditty sung by the O.T faithfull
        of "Fergie Out!!"
32.3556It's the League for MeESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Thu Feb 10 1994 18:447
32.3557OPG::TORPEYM&quot; Christmas cheer all year&quot;Mon Feb 14 1994 12:240
32.3558Only 10 points clearWOTVAX::NORTHSMon Feb 14 1994 12:5629
    
    The Rovers and Shearer did it again (only 10 points now and a game in
    hand)
    
    Good luck to United in all the cup competitions as the more games you
    have to play the better it is for us.  If you go all the way in both
    cups you will have a horrendous backlog of matches to fit in 
    at the end of the season and that can only be good news for us. 
    Memories of the season that Leeds stole the title from you??
    
    
    Next couple of weeks will be important to us if we are to make a
    serious challange 
    
    		Newcastle	Home
    		Norwich		Away
    		Arsenal		Away 
    
    
    I feel confident about the first 2 matches, Arsenal away may be tricky.
    
    Lets hope we are still in with a chance come Easter Saturday for the
    big showdown. 
    
    
    Stephen
    Kennys Army
    
     
32.3559Be serious...!!!MUFC::TONYMon Feb 14 1994 15:448
>>  Next couple of weeks will be important to us if we are to make a
>>  serious challange 
    

I suppose it's only a half-hearted one at the momement..!!


Tony
32.35606 wins out of 6WOTVAX::NORTHSMon Feb 14 1994 15:477
    Tony,
    
    If it's only half-hearted at the moment and can't wait until we really
    start trying??
    
    Stephen
    Kennys Army
32.3561MAN UNITED ..CLUBS PHONE NUMBER...PEKING::VILLEGASJThe sun always shines in La PalmaTue Feb 15 1994 19:519
    HELP ....
    
    Could anybody provide the phone number or an address to write to, since 
    I have decided to find out more about this famous club.
    
    Please can you help..
    Thanks
    Juan....
    
32.3562ESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Tue Feb 15 1994 20:3211
32.3563Which road was that?R2ME2::HINXMANIn the range of strangeTue Feb 15 1994 21:368
	re .3562

> Maine Switchboard Phone no is 872-1661
  ^^^^^

	A Freudian slip if ever I saw one.

	Tony
32.3564Don't forget the 061SHIPS::MACDONALD_JWed Feb 16 1994 16:464
    Also, I would guess there'd be 061 at the beginning so making the
    number 061-872-1661
    
    Jamie
32.3565credit where it's due....ect.etc.IRNBRU::HOWARDvamos a la playaMon Feb 21 1994 11:562
    Well done to Utd. yesterday....2 of the goals have to be candidates for
    goals of the season, (cantona & Irwin)....
32.3566United 3 Wimbledon 0ESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Mon Feb 21 1994 13:1711
32.3567Great Stuff...SIOG::A_KELLYMon Feb 21 1994 13:193
    Great performance yesterday, just shows what confidence can do for you.
    
    Cheers......Ned
32.3568Victorious...!!!!BRUMMY::MASONThere's only one UNITEDMon Feb 21 1994 14:2818
    Yep, a good result yesterday. The whole team played magnificently (mind
    you, I thought Giggs had a bit of a howler by his standards!).
    
    What impressed me most though was the team's composure in the face of
    the Wimbledon "play" in the first 15 minutes and especially, Jones.
    They tried to psych us out, but it didn't work. Tackles on Keane and
    Cantona (not reputed for their cool tempers) got no reaction whatsoever. The
    one on Cantona should have resulted in a sending off. I thought that
    the ref was far too soft on him. The one on Giggs was no better - the
    replay showed clearly that the guy was looking at Giggs and not at the
    ball.
    
    Any rhoda, its what we've come to expect from the lovable Dons.
    
    Onwards and upwards....the gap at the top of the League only 7 points now.
    Blackburn are on a roll, could prove an exciting few months.
    
    J
32.3569SUBURB::ABSOLOMTAll hail super HickMon Feb 21 1994 14:5210
    
    If United perform to yesterdays standards for the rest of the season
    then Blackburn can forget it. In my book, that was the best performance
    of the season and Irwin's goal was one of the best goals this season.
    Cantonas corker was reminiscent of Le Tissiers goal earlier in the
    season.
    
    Tony
    
    
32.3570Meanwhile, back on Earth WOTVAX::GREENJAAndy GreenMon Feb 21 1994 15:2230
    Good god, this is MANU overconfidence reaching new levels.
    
    IMO :
    
    Yes, it was a good performance in the second half, but any team can 
    pass the ball around when they are two or three goals up. Upto Cantonas 
    goal United hadn't really made that much of an impression. And the only 
    kick Cantona had had was Vinnies ;-)
    
    The goal that changed things was a world class strike by a great player  
    but was a result of a defensive error and a rank bad linesmans
    decision. The linesman said he saw Kanchelskis but thought he wasn't
    interfering, a) that his not his decision, he should flag it and its 
    the referee who has right to overrule him and b) how can somebody
    running across the penalty area in front of the goalkeeper not be
    interfering ?
    
    I have no doubt that United would have won this game regardless because 
    Wimbledon were never going to score (Pallister was in his element with
    all that heading) and had it still been 0-0 at half time Wimbledon
    would have come out buzzing again and been down to 10 men very quickly.
    
    Congratulations on a good win and may you enjoy success in both Cups,
    but it ain't over yet.
    
    Cheers,
    
    Andy 
    
        
32.3571FORTY2::ASHMail Interchange Group, ReadingMon Feb 21 1994 15:3321
>              <<< Note 32.3570 by WOTVAX::GREENJA "Andy Green" >>>
>                         -< Meanwhile, back on Earth  >-

>    decision. The linesman said he saw Kanchelskis but thought he wasn't
>    interfering, a) that his not his decision, he should flag it and its 
>    the referee who has right to overrule him and b) how can somebody
>    running across the penalty area in front of the goalkeeper not be
>    interfering ?
    
Apparently there's been a new directive to refs and linesmen saying that 
linesmen should make the decision about interference. About time too - it's a 
bit pathetic the way that players and the ref react immediately to the sight 
of a flag. It seems much more clear cut that the flag will now mean that the 
free kick should be given. Similar incident in the Bristol C - Luton game gave 
Luton the winning goal even though one of their attackers was running back 
from the previous attack. The flag stayed down and the goal stood. (Mind you, 
Luton are an excellent Cup side!!)

grahame

PS Only saw the highlights, but United looked very impressive yesterday.
32.3572Law ClarificationYUPPY::PATEMANSome Fantastic PlaceMon Feb 21 1994 15:3413
    Re Offside -
    
    Interference IS now the lino's decision when a player is running back.
    The FA circulated all clubs a few weeks back. The same applied to
    Luton's goal vs Cardiff.
    
    As for obstructing Segers - sorry, can't wear that, he had a clear view
    of the French Kicker.
    
    Paul
    
    (God - this conference will be unbearable if they do win the treble -
    god forbid!)
32.3573Oops - Note CollisionYUPPY::PATEMANSome Fantastic PlaceMon Feb 21 1994 15:341
    
32.3574And I thought I knew everything ;-(WOTVAX::GREENJAAndy GreenMon Feb 21 1994 15:4713
    
    Oh my god, not only do United get the Referees and linesmen no their
    side but now they get the rules changed for them as well :-)
    
    But while we have a good rat-hole:
    
    Still seems to me that 'interfering', apart from being a bloody silly
    rule, cannot be judged by a linesman.
    
    The only person not interfering is one who is seriously injured, in
    which case play should stop immediately.
    
      
32.3575Stick 'em upYUPPY::PATEMANSome Fantastic PlaceMon Feb 21 1994 16:0115
    Rathole continuing....
    
    The Luton one was better than the Mancs. After the keeper was closed
    down, he scuffed his kick and a Luton player knocked it through for an
    on-side player to score. The "closer down" was jogging back away from
    the area of play and was not interfering with the actual play. However
    the Cardiff defenders were doing the electric arm trick and appealing
    rather than playing to the whistle.
    
    Personnally, I get irritated by off-sides when a player is running
    back, maybe a better option would be similar to Rugby League with the
    player running back lifting his arms until he is back on-side and then
    re-joining play. It would keep the game a little more flowing.
    
    Paul
32.3576NEWOA::CAITHNESS_CColin Caithness @NEW, 774-6018Mon Feb 21 1994 19:167
Strewth!  It must have been a good game...

Here's a read-only noter WRITING a note.
Well done Man Utd, and here's hoping that the 'ammers beat you in the
final.

Colin.
32.3577They should rename it Radio ManU!MARVIN::MORRELLLeeds United : League Champions 1992.Mon Feb 21 1994 20:064
    Well from yesterdays commentary on Radio 5.... I think the ManU team
    will also consist of several Radio 5 commentators... 
    
    Rick.
32.35788*)SUBURB::ABSOLOMTAll hail super HickMon Feb 21 1994 20:076
    
    Meeeooow Rick. As Bryan Ferry once said, you're just a Jealous Guy.
    
    Tony
    
      
32.3579MARVIN::MORRELLLeeds United : League Champions 1992.Mon Feb 21 1994 20:095
    Oh.. I wish I was jealous... but how can I be jealous of Man Utd...
    
    Its impossible!! :-)
    
    Rick.
32.3580Clean Sheet will see us throughESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Tue Feb 22 1994 16:087
32.3581They don't impress me!!ESSB::MCUNNIFFEMidnight is where the day begins..Wed Feb 23 1994 01:1722
    The last team to win a treble in England was Liverpool in 1984 when they
notched up the league for the third time in a row, the League Cup for the
fourth time in succession and the European cup by beating Roma in their own
backyard, a side that contained Cerezo & Falcao from Brazil and Conti &
Gratziani from the Itlaian world champions at the time. To me, that was the
greatest side in England over the last 30 years. This team boasted the likes of
Grobbelaar, Nicol, Lawrenson, Hansen, Dalglish, Whelan, Rush, etc all at their
best. Another great team of that era would have been the Liverpool double
winning side of 1986.

The Man U team of today will have to do an awful lot better if they are to
be held in the same esteem as those great teams.

I hope ye start to falter from here on in.

    C
    U
C U N N O
    N
    O    

32.35826 points Clear.ESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Wed Feb 23 1994 11:2010
32.3583??????ESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Wed Feb 23 1994 14:453
32.3584An animal with humor.....GVA05::BURKHALTERThu Feb 24 1994 12:2011
    Yup, moved to next Wednesday I think.
    
    Was over in the UK for a holiday for the last 3 weeks and saw quite a
    bit of United on the Box. In the game against the Wombles I've never
    seen a team dominate a half more than United in the second half....
    
    ...I didn't see the Jones tackle, but saw him interviewed after the
    game where he said the closest that Wimbledon got to matching United
    was during the warm-up.....:-)
    
    -Dom
32.3585SUBURB::COOKSHalf Man,Half BiscuitThu Feb 24 1994 16:144
    I see Man Utd have got 17 games in the last 10 weeks of the season.
    
    A tough schedule.
    
32.3586still chasingWOTVAX::NORTHSThu Feb 24 1994 16:258
     re: .3585.
    
    Ignoring the cup ties, who do you still have to play in the league;
    home and away.
    
    Stephen
    Kenny's Blackburn Army.
    
32.3587SUBURB::WAITEGSTEVIE BULL'S A TATTERThu Feb 24 1994 16:309
    Re 3586
    
    Stuart is a Reading fan.  I feel you have insulted him, Stephen.
    
    
    
    
    
    Gary
32.3588Still a lot to do !WOTVAX::GREENJAAndy GreenThu Feb 24 1994 16:4914
    Stephen,
    
    Mr Blong (sorry, is it Brian?) put a MANU fixture list in .3549, but 
    it may need updating.
    
    The away trips to ARSENAL, BLACKBURN and LEEDS looks like 5 points 
    dropped ;-)  and then maybe some of the relegation hopefuls can put 
    up a bit of a fight !
    
    I'm sure the Armchair reds will have something to say about this.
    
    Cheers,
    
    Andy 
32.3589...pass me my slippers someone.GVA05::BURKHALTERThu Feb 24 1994 18:286
    ...Blackburn have had a very good run, it simply cant continue and
    the Norwich game will probably be the first in a series of draws...
    
    ...they are still 6 points behind and now United have a game in hand.
    
    -Dom
32.3590Fixtures as of TodayESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Thu Feb 24 1994 20:4072
Manchester United Football Club

Fixtures for Season 1993/94               Result Scorers

* Live on SKY
@ Live on ITV
+ Live on BBC

Sat Aug  7th   Arsenal (CH)  Wembley         1-1 Hughes (Utd Won 5-4 Pens)

Sun Aug 15th * Norwich City (A)              2-0 Giggs,Robson
Wed Aug 18th   Sheffield United (H)          3-0 Keane(2),Hughes
Sat Aug 21th   Newcastle United (H)          1-1 Giggs
Mon Aug 23rd * Aston Villa (A)               2-1 Sharpe(2)
Sat Aug 28th   Southampton (A)               3-1 Sharpe,Cantona,Irwin
Wed Sep  1st   West Ham United (H)           3-0 Sharpe,Cantona(P),Bruce
Sat Sep 11th   Chelsea (A)                   0-1
Wed Sep 15th @ Honved (A) (EC 1st Rd 1L)     3-2 Keane(2),Cantona
Sun Sep 19th * Arsenal (H)                   1-0 Cantona
Wed Sep 22nd   Stoke City (A) (C Cola)       1-2 Dublin
Sat Sep 25th   Swindon Town (H)              4-2 Kanchelskis,Cantona,Hughes(2)
Wed Sep 29th @ Honved (H) (EC 1st Rd 2L)     2-1 Bruce(2)
Sat Oct  2nd   Sheffield Wednesday (A)       3-2 Hughes(2),Giggs
Wed Oct  5th   Stoke City (H) (C Cola)       2-0 Sharpe,McClair
Sat Oct 16th   Spurs (H)                     2-1 Keane,Sharpe
Wed Oct 20th @ Galatasaray EC 2nd 1st Lg     3-3 Robson,Cantona,OG
Sat Oct 23rd   Everton (A)                   1-0 Sharpe
Wed Oct 27th   Leicester (H) (C Cola Cup)    5-1 Bruce(2),McClair,Sharpe,Hughes
Sat Oct 30th   Queens Park Rangers (H)       2-1 Cantona,Hughes
Wed Nov  3rd @ Galatasaray EC 2nd 2nd Lg     0-0
Sun Nov  7th * Manchester City (A)           3-2 Cantona(2),Keane
Sat Nov 20th   Wimbledon (H)                 3-1 Pallister,Hughes,Kanchelskis
Wed Nov 24th   Ipswich Town (H)              0-0
Sat Nov 27th   Coventry City (A)             1-0 Cantona
Tue Nov 30th   Everton (A) (C Cola Cup)      2-0 Hughes,Giggs
Sat Dec  4th   Norwich City (H)              2-2 Giggs,McClair
Tue Dec  7th   Sheffield United (A)          3-0 Hughes,Sharpe,Cantona
Sat Dec 11th   Newcastle United (A)          1-1 Ince
Sun Dec 19th * Aston Villa (H)               3-1 Cantona(2),Ince
Sun Dec 26th * Blackburn Rovers (H)          1-1 Ince
Wed Dec 29th   Oldham Athletic (A)           5-2 Kanchelskis,Bruce,Cantona(P),
                                                 Giggs(2)
Sat Jan  1st   Leeds United (H)              0-0
Tue Jan  4th * Liverpool (A)                 3-3 Bruce,Giggs,Irwin
Sun Jan  9th + Sheffield Utd (A)F.A Cup 3    1-0 Hughes
Wed Jan 12th   Portsmouth (H) (C Cola Cup)   2-2 Giggs,Cantona
Sat Jan 15th   Spurs (A)                     1-0 Hughes
Sat Jan 22nd   Everton (H)                   1-0 Giggs
Wed Jan 26th   Portsmouth (A) (C Cola Cup)   1-0 McClair
Sat Jan 29th   Norwich (A) F.A. Cup 4        2-0 Keane,Cantona
Sat Feb  5th   Queens Park Rangers (A)       3-2 Kanchelskis,Cantona,Giggs
Sun Feb 13th @ Sheffield Wed (H) (C.C S/F)   1-0 Giggs
Sun Feb 20th * Wimbledon F.A. Cup 5 (A)      3-0 Cantona,Ince,Irwin
Sat Feb 26th   West Ham United (A)
Wed Mar  2nd @ Sheffield Wed (A) (C.C S/F)    
Sat Mar  5th   Chelsea (H)
Sat Mar 12th   Bristol C or Charlton (H) FA Cup
Wed Mar 16th   Sheffield Wed (H)
Sat Mar 19th   Swindon Town (A)
Sun Mar 27th   League Cup Final
Wed Mar 30th   Liverpool (H)
Sat Apr  2nd   Blackburn Rovers (A)
Mon Apr  4th   Oldham Athletic (H)
Sat Apr  9th   Leeds United (A) (FA Cup Semi-Final Day)
Sat Apr 16th   Wimbledon (A)
Sat Apr 23rd   Manchester City (H)
Sat Apr 30th   Ipswich Town (A)
Sat May  7th   Coventry City (H)

TBA Southampton (H)
TBA Arsenal (A)

32.3591WARNUT::WARNUT::PICKERINGSSimon PickeringFri Feb 25 1994 15:107
    Brian,
    
    The game against City has been moved to mOnday, April 25th 8:00pm
    kick-off.
    Presumably for Sky.
    
    Simon.
32.3592West Ham 2 - 2 Man Utd, 7pts clear....GVA05::BURKHALTERSun Feb 27 1994 10:371
    
32.3593Lee Sharpe Update?WELCLU::GOLDSACKMTue Mar 01 1994 11:486
    CAn someone update us with the latest on Lee Sharp. Just looking at El
    Tel's squad reminded me that we haven't seen him for a while now, and
    with Anderton in the squad Lee will be hard pressed to stake a claim.
    That said he's got to get back into the UTD side yet!
    
    Mark
32.3594England needs you, No WayESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Tue Mar 01 1994 15:4511
32.35952nd Leg TonightESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Wed Mar 02 1994 13:286
32.3596MARVIN::MORRELLLeeds United : League Champions 1992.Wed Mar 02 1994 22:275
    No Eric Cantona for tonights game... he's done his calf muscle...
    
    Giggs is back...
    
    Rick
32.3597A stroll in the parkBUSSTP::DSMITHThey've only played 10 seconds..Thu Mar 03 1994 02:129
    
    
     Final score
    
     Wednesday 1 United 4
    
     agg 1-5
    
     Danny.
32.3598Euro Soccer TV Channel Surfing...yGVA05::BURKHALTERThu Mar 03 1994 11:269
    Was it as easy as the score looks......?
    
    Only managed to see bits of the Arsenal game on Italian TV and 
    the Monaco game on French TV. It sure looks like the Turkish side
    Glastaray (sp?) sure saved their best games for when they played
    Man United. Last night Monaco made them look terrible, Monaco won 3-0
    and it could have easily been 7-0....
    
    -Dom
32.3599SUBURB::WAITEGWHO ARE YER???Thu Mar 03 1994 11:426
    Well done Man Utd!!!  Now you can go and beat Villa in the final...
    
    
    
    
    /GAry
32.3600UPROAR::HAIGHAThu Mar 03 1994 11:517
32.3601SUBURB::ABSOLOMTAll hail super HickThu Mar 03 1994 13:066
    
    What was .3600 all about then? I was too late!
    
    Tony
    
    
32.3602MARVIN::MORRELLLeeds United : League Champions 1992.Thu Mar 03 1994 13:094
    He was explaining what he did after ManU won.. something about drinking
    lots of beer.. :->
    
    Rick.
32.3603UPROAR::HAIGHAThu Mar 03 1994 15:3614
    Hi peeps,
    
    I don't know what happened to .3600 and I wrote it.
    
    There was no swearing or other abuse.  It was merely a comment on Gary
    Waite's apparent love for Villa (NOT!).
    
    A remark on lost sweeties and psychologists.
    
    If the person who hid the note could tell me why, great.  Unless of
    course it was Gary, in which case, 'nuff said.
    
    AndyH (confused and hidden)
    
32.3604SUBURB::WAITEGWHO ARE YER???Thu Mar 03 1994 15:537
    Hi Andy, 
    
    It was nothing to do with me.  Again, good luck United...
    
    
    
    /Gary
32.3605any contact"s please SIOG::PEDRESCHIFri Mar 04 1994 15:313
    anbody got a contact for tickets for the league cup , there is some
    members of the Man Utd supporters club here looking for tickets,
    If anybody has a contact han they mail me ...cheers damian
32.3606SUBURB::ABSOLOMTAll hail super HickFri Mar 04 1994 17:126
    
    Did United actually lose a game in Europe this year? 
    
    Tony
    
    
32.3607noNEWOA::FIDO_TConation is the keyFri Mar 04 1994 17:243
    No, they beat Honved 3-2 & 2-1 and then drew 3-3 & 0-0 with Galatasary.
    
    Terry
32.3608The colour? - Blue!PEKING::WOODWARDPSun Mar 06 1994 19:046
    .3606
    
    No, but they certainly lost on Saturday. Heh heh.
    
    
    woody.
32.3609We've decided to concentrate on the Cups ;-)BERN01::BOLGERJerry Bolger.Sun Mar 06 1994 20:5014
    I would like to publicly commend Chelsea for refusing to cooperate in
    the Premiership Conspiracy (recently exclusively revealed in this
    conference). If it wasn't for this collusion, our boys would probably
    be facing relegation now, instead of leading the league ;-)
    
    Having said that, I think a word of praise is due to the United team,
    who, for the good of the game let the minnows take the points in order
    to give Kenny and his boys a chance !  The big question now is whether
    or not Blackburn have the bottle to keep up the chase ?
    
    Re Woody :  Very imaginative !
    
    
    Jerry.
32.3610Defeat at last thank God!!ESSB::MCUNNIFFEMidnight is where the day begins..Sun Mar 06 1994 23:4527
    Mancs 0 Chelsea 1(Peacock)

What a tremendous day for football with the Mancs being beaten. I watched them
on Wed night against Wed. and there are definately flaws & faults and they
will do well to stay the course. Fair play to Chelsea for going there and 
doing the job. Also great to see Blackburn win as Utd lose to close the gap
to four points.

I am a very staunch Liverpool fan and my dislike of Utd is so great that when
I heard Blackburn were leading and Utd behind, I was dreading that Liverpool
would come back but they didn't thank God.

Maybe Charlton can spring a surprise on Saturday.

I can't see this Utd. team winning the treble. They depend too much on
Cantona & Giggsie. A couple of replays in the cup and a few injuries here
and there wouldn't be a bad thing at the moment.

A real football fan.


        C
        U 
    C U N N O
        N
        O
32.3611For the Future...GVA05::BURKHALTERMon Mar 07 1994 09:5417
    All's well, God's in his heaven and Cunno still haunts the United
    note.....
    
    Chequebook Rovers close the gap to 4 pts, but have played 1 more game.
    The loss against Chelsea will certainly make the next few games
    interesting in the league, with the visit to Blackburn looking like
    one hell of a game....
    
    Last Thursday Ferguson signed up John Curtis the England U15 player
    said to be the best of his generation....I doubt it takes much
    persaussion these days to get the best of the schoolboy players to
    sign up for United rather than say Liverpool......:-)
    
    -Dom
    
    
        
32.3612The wobble begins.....MARVIN::MORRELLLeeds United : League Champions 1992.Mon Mar 07 1994 12:191
    
32.3613The French ConnectionGVA05::BURKHALTERMon Mar 07 1994 13:004
    Attend pour le return of Cantona and je think le wobbles, wombles and
    Blackburn Rovers will be pas problem....
    
    -Dom :-) 
32.3614The Run EndsESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Mon Mar 07 1994 20:4321
32.3615SIOG::ESBECKDec Van EsbeckTue Mar 08 1994 16:2614
    Cunno, I can't believe that you were praying that your adored Liverpool
    side would not come back from a goal down on Saturday.  What kind of a
    supporter are you?  
    
    
    United can be very grateful that Arsenal beat Blackburn last week. A
    one-point gap at this stage is not worth talking about, even with a
    game in hand. Also, I don't think it's helping United when Blackburn
    are playing more league games. Even if Blackburn take a narrow lead of
    three of four points while United have three games in hand, it puts
    much more pressure on the team. I still think United will shade it, but
    it won't be the cake walk that was predicted at Christmas. 
    
    Declan
32.3616Premature Notification ? :-)WOTVAX::GREENJAAndy GreenTue Mar 08 1994 16:3214
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    Woops, looks like you blinked. Still nice try and thanks for giving
    United a bit of a run for their money.....
    
    ....there's always next year.
    
    -Dom :-)

32.3617Blackburn sneek in Stage Right....GVA05::BURKHALTERTue Mar 08 1994 16:5610
    Andy,
          We're just still trying to make it more entertaining for
    everyone, sell more newspapers, get more people to see the games.
    
    Basically give the economey a bit of a boost......
    .....you know just like the Tories arent doing :-)
    
    We'll see who wins the United vs Blackburn game, get back to me then..
    
    -Dom :-)
32.3618Arsenal - UTDYUPPY::JAYPPaul Jay @HHLThu Mar 10 1994 15:504
    Has a date been re-arranged for the Arsenal - Utd Premier league
    fixture yet ?
    
    
32.3619Hello, how are yeBRUMMY::MASONThere's only one UNITEDThu Mar 10 1994 20:5027
    Re: a query a couple of notes back.
    
    Lee Sharpe is back in training and should be available for selection
    c.6 weeks time.
    
    As regards the Chelsea game, we never looked like winning it. It was
    one of those days. The chances came and went, they had their chance and
    put it away. Simple as that. But, you panic merchants, tis but one
    defeat. Let's wait awhile before we start the predictions.
    
    The treble was always a dodgy one - I still don't think that it'll
    happen. Blackburn will give us a good run cos they're a good side.
    That's what its all about (I hate to be so simplistic, but...). The FA
    Cup tie on Saturday will be tough - Charlton will be mega hyped up and
    the pundits will try and put the pressure on us after the home defeat
    against Chelsea. I personally think we're much better away from home -
    we don't seem to play with the same panache and confidence on our home
    turf, we're much more cagey.
    
    Anyway, I'm rambling. Here's hoping Giggs recovers from his thigh
    strain in time for Saturday.
    
    J
    
    PS Ever since I've had my Fantasy League team things have not gone
    well. Irwin and Giggs have gone downhill (minus points abounding) and
    Gallagher has broken his leg. I feel responsible somehow... 
32.3620A Tough Road AheadILOV05::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Thu Mar 10 1994 21:1521
32.36215/8GVA05::BURKHALTERFri Mar 11 1994 14:497
    If we win 5 of those 8 games, with 1 of them being the Final then we
    should not complain, plus it should be just about enough to take the
    title too......
    
    .....is Cantona back to match fitness now?
    
    -Dom
32.3622Interesting times WOTVAX::GREENJAAndy GreenFri Mar 11 1994 16:4417
    Dom,
    
    I wouldn't be surprised if Charlton and Villa get draws and you have 
    a couple of replays to fit in too.
    
    Winning 5 out of 8 should be possible but if you actually loose 3 league 
    games from that lot (and one of them is to Blackburn) I fancy Blackburn
    to pinch it because I suspect the pressure might just get the better of 
    MANU. 
    
    Whatever happens now at least things are a sight more interesting than
    they looked back in November.
    
    Cheers,
    
    Andy
       
32.3623Up the 'addocks!FORTY2::ETHERIDGEFri Mar 11 1994 17:090
32.3624It's not normal is it?UPROAR::LEMPLive slow, die youngFri Mar 11 1994 17:227
    re   -< Up the 'addocks! >-
    
    Come on Mr Mod. We can't have this sort of deviancy in the football note
    (whatever it means?). Keep this sort of thing in the
    Conservative_MPs_Who_Went_To_Public_Schools note (PERVIE::CONS).
    
    Paul.
32.3625No Panicking Here Mr Manering....GVA05::BURKHALTERFri Mar 11 1994 17:315
    Andy,
          Personaly I prefered it when we were 15pts clear and it was
      rather dull ;-)
    
    -Dom
32.3626C.A.F.CFORTY2::ETHERIDGEFri Mar 11 1994 17:365
	Sorry, perhaps I should have made myself clear. What I meant was,
	very best of fortune to "The Mighty Red Machine" this weekend.
	Charlton, that is.

	Ian.
32.3627Do the Mancs!FORTY2::FOWLERMOoh Aah Fred DibnahFri Mar 11 1994 18:406
I second that emotion.

Oh no, my dark past as a David Sylvian fan revealed is revealed for all to see.
8-)

Mike
32.3628FishUPROAR::LEMPLive slow, die youngFri Mar 11 1994 19:4313
    re the 'addocks
    
    Ian,
    
    How *did* they get that nickname. Surely it would be more appropriate
    for a team such as Grimsby. What about the Jellied Eels for you? or
    perhaps a species of fish that lives in the Thames around Central
    London, say the...er....
    
    Paul.
    
    BTW I hope you do the stuff as well.
     
32.3629FORTY2::ETHERIDGEFri Mar 11 1994 19:5914
	Paul,

	My father tells me that there was a fish market on the site 
	at one stage. Anyway, now I've seen my playing career finished off
	(double compound fracture of the right tibia, plus that small bone
	bust cleanly also - I now have a rod, loads of screws, some lovely
	scars and not much feeling); when I can drive again I'll be 
	getting over to the Valley more regularly. 

	Maybe I'll even start a Charlton note off, so I can talk to myself.

	Once again, Up the 'addocks.

	Ian.
32.3630Cantona is BackESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Sat Mar 12 1994 16:386
32.3631YESSB::MCUNNIFFEMidnight is where the day begins..Sat Mar 12 1994 19:0711
    Half-time Utd 0 Charlton 0

Great news! The great Dane Peter Schmiecel has been sent off just before half-
time after handling outside the area and fouling a Charlton player in the 
process. Utd. then brought on Les Sealey and Paul Parker was pulled off.

S%^t Utd. have just scored through Hughes as I speak. Come on Charlton!


C U N N O
32.3632GALVIA::SPAINsigned long gary();Sun Mar 13 1994 22:509
    
    United won 3-1 and deservedly so.  
    
    I was disgusted by Alex Ferguson's comments on the referee.  Schmichael
    had to be sent off.  He stopped the ball with his hands outside the
    area and also brought down the attacker.  Ferguson was very critical of
    the referee afterwards.
    
    Gary. 
32.3633Poetic Justice.GVA05::BURKHALTERMon Mar 14 1994 10:0710
    Good win, so long as Cantona and Hughes both play for the rest of the
    season we should pick up at least 2 out of 3 of the Cups.
    
    Sheffield Wednesday on Wednesday, the game in hand we have needs to 
    be 3 points.....
    
    Re:.3631 - Something a bit special when United score while Cunno writes
    a reply :-)
    
    -Dom
32.3634BERN01::GOODEJMr DragonMon Mar 14 1994 11:207
    
    Re. Schmiecel's sending off.
    
    	Does he get an automatic suspension. If so, for how long, and what
    will he miss???
    
    JNG
32.3635IRNBRU::HOWARDMon Mar 14 1994 11:381
    he'll miss the coke cola final....
32.3636C.A.F.CFORTY2::ETHERIDGEMon Mar 14 1994 13:264
    Gord bless those Valley Reds, now lets put together a nice run in the
    league.
    
    Ian.
32.3637SUBURB::ABSOLOMTAll hail super HickMon Mar 14 1994 13:286
    
    United are now 11/8 for the treble with Ladbrokes. 
    
    Tony
    
    
32.36382pGVA02::LUANDA::LainsburyMon Mar 14 1994 14:2911
	I don't often write in the Manc note but was so het up about 
Ferguson's moaning, a note just had to be entered.
	Alex Ferguson is a whinging kackybag, and Peter Schmeical's nearly as 
bad. How can they even try to justify an appeal. "I went for it with my feet 
and it hit my arm" was Schmeical's quote. It was just unfortunate that his 
arms were sticking out and in the path of the ball to goal !

	Top of the league, going for the treble, the best team in 
England...and they're still not bloody happy. Ban the lot of 'em.

Andy.
32.36392p is overpriced !BERN01::BOLGERJerry Bolger.Mon Mar 14 1994 14:477
    re -1
    
    >	I don't often write in the Manc note 
    
    
    What a pity, I'm sure it would be a better note with more of your
    balanced input ;-)
32.3640handball or foul ?NEWOA::FIDO_TConation is the keyMon Mar 14 1994 15:244
    What is the official reason for the sending off ? Was it for deliberate
    handball or a foul ?
    
    Terry
32.3641BERN01::GOODEJMr DragonMon Mar 14 1994 15:355
    
    Terry, didn't you know..... he punched out the ref for giving a free
    kick!! 8-)
    
    JBG
32.3642No Justice in this world....GVA05::BURKHALTERMon Mar 14 1994 15:457
    Yeah.....and they sent him off for that!
    
    Dont tell me about bias against United. :-)
    
    They'll be giving the other team 1 goal starts soon...
    
    -Dom
32.3643Semi-Final for the 19th TimeESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Mon Mar 14 1994 16:0120
32.3644Definite red card.BUSSTP::DSMITHTears of a clown..fatboys's backMon Mar 14 1994 16:0312
    
    
     Going by the TV pictures, Schmeichel should have been sent off for
    the tackle alone, not hand-ball. He came charging out and dived in
    with both feet. Fergie may be right about the ball playing the 
    keeper but he would still have walked for the foul.
    
     Danny.
    
    ps As Steve Bruce clearly said at the time, "What the F*** are you doing
       out here?"                           
    
32.3645One Game to be ArrangedESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Mon Mar 14 1994 16:1774
Manchester United Football Club

Fixtures for Season 1993/94               Result Scorers

* Live on SKY
@ Live on ITV
+ Live on BBC

Sat Aug  7th   Arsenal (CH)  Wembley         1-1 Hughes (Utd Won 5-4 Pens)

Sun Aug 15th * Norwich City (A)              2-0 Giggs,Robson
Wed Aug 18th   Sheffield United (H)          3-0 Keane(2),Hughes
Sat Aug 21th   Newcastle United (H)          1-1 Giggs
Mon Aug 23rd * Aston Villa (A)               2-1 Sharpe(2)
Sat Aug 28th   Southampton (A)               3-1 Sharpe,Cantona,Irwin
Wed Sep  1st   West Ham United (H)           3-0 Sharpe,Cantona(P),Bruce
Sat Sep 11th   Chelsea (A)                   0-1
Wed Sep 15th @ Honved (A) (EC 1st Rd 1L)     3-2 Keane(2),Cantona
Sun Sep 19th * Arsenal (H)                   1-0 Cantona
Wed Sep 22nd   Stoke City (A) (C Cola)       1-2 Dublin
Sat Sep 25th   Swindon Town (H)              4-2 Kanchelskis,Cantona,Hughes(2)
Wed Sep 29th @ Honved (H) (EC 1st Rd 2L)     2-1 Bruce(2)
Sat Oct  2nd   Sheffield Wednesday (A)       3-2 Hughes(2),Giggs
Wed Oct  5th   Stoke City (H) (C Cola)       2-0 Sharpe,McClair
Sat Oct 16th   Spurs (H)                     2-1 Keane,Sharpe
Wed Oct 20th @ Galatasaray EC 2nd 1st Lg     3-3 Robson,Cantona,OG
Sat Oct 23rd   Everton (A)                   1-0 Sharpe
Wed Oct 27th   Leicester (H) (C Cola Cup)    5-1 Bruce(2),McClair,Sharpe,Hughes
Sat Oct 30th   Queens Park Rangers (H)       2-1 Cantona,Hughes
Wed Nov  3rd @ Galatasaray EC 2nd 2nd Lg     0-0
Sun Nov  7th * Manchester City (A)           3-2 Cantona(2),Keane
Sat Nov 20th   Wimbledon (H)                 3-1 Pallister,Hughes,Kanchelskis
Wed Nov 24th   Ipswich Town (H)              0-0
Sat Nov 27th   Coventry City (A)             1-0 Cantona
Tue Nov 30th   Everton (A) (C Cola Cup)      2-0 Hughes,Giggs
Sat Dec  4th   Norwich City (H)              2-2 Giggs,McClair
Tue Dec  7th   Sheffield United (A)          3-0 Hughes,Sharpe,Cantona
Sat Dec 11th   Newcastle United (A)          1-1 Ince
Sun Dec 19th * Aston Villa (H)               3-1 Cantona(2),Ince
Sun Dec 26th * Blackburn Rovers (H)          1-1 Ince
Wed Dec 29th   Oldham Athletic (A)           5-2 Kanchelskis,Bruce,Cantona(P),
                                                 Giggs(2)
Sat Jan  1st   Leeds United (H)              0-0
Tue Jan  4th * Liverpool (A)                 3-3 Bruce,Giggs,Irwin
Sun Jan  9th + Sheffield Utd (A)F.A Cup 3    1-0 Hughes
Wed Jan 12th   Portsmouth (H) (C Cola Cup)   2-2 Giggs,Cantona
Sat Jan 15th   Spurs (A)                     1-0 Hughes
Sat Jan 22nd   Everton (H)                   1-0 Giggs
Wed Jan 26th   Portsmouth (A) (C Cola Cup)   1-0 McClair
Sat Jan 29th   Norwich (A) F.A. Cup 4        2-0 Keane,Cantona
Sat Feb  5th   Queens Park Rangers (A)       3-2 Kanchelskis,Cantona,Giggs
Sun Feb 13th @ Sheffield Wed (H) (C.C S/F)   1-0 Giggs
Sun Feb 20th * Wimbledon F.A. Cup 5 (A)      3-0 Cantona,Ince,Irwin
Sat Feb 26th   West Ham United (A)           2-2 Hughes,Ince
Wed Mar  2nd @ Sheffield Wed (A) (C.C S/F)   4-1 Hughes(2),Kanchelskis,McClair
Sat Mar  5th   Chelsea (H)                   0-1
Sat Mar 12th   Charlton (H) FA Cup 6th Rd    3-1 Hughes,Kanchelskis(2)
Wed Mar 16th   Sheffield Wed (H)
Sat Mar 19th   Swindon Town (A)
Tue Mar 22nd   Arsenal (A)
Sun Mar 27th @ Aston Villa Coca-Cola Final
Wed Mar 30th   Liverpool (H)
Sat Apr  2nd * Blackburn Rovers (A)
Mon Apr  4th   Oldham Athletic (H)
Sun Apr 10th + Oldham Athletic (FA Cup Semi-Final)
Sat Apr 16th   Wimbledon (A)
Mon Apr 25th * Manchester City (H)
Sat Apr 30th   Ipswich Town (A)
Wed May  2nd   Southampton (H)
Sat May  7th   Coventry City (H)
Sat May 14th   F.A. CUP FINAL

TBA Leeds United (A)

32.3646Treble trouble?YUPPY::ASHLEYSMITHashib smitty?Mon Mar 14 1994 16:237
    
    Ferguson is certainly coming out with some drivel this year, what with
    Saturday's words of wisdom on Schmeical and his 'pop' at Jimmy Hill/BBC
    the other week. Pressure telling perhaps? 
    
    Andy
    
32.3647that blokes a nutter :-)WOTVAX::GREENJAAndy GreenMon Mar 14 1994 16:2921
    
    re: .3644 I love that p.s.!
    
    I'd like to think the pressure was getting to Mr Schmeichal and his
    chums but I suspect he's always been a nutter. That was such a nice tantrum
    he threw in the international last week when Shearer belted the ball
    past him in the first 5 minutes I'm surprised it wasn't shown on the
    Sportsnight highlights. 
    
    Every defenders job is made so much easier by having a goalkeeper who
    is predictable and reliable behind him, it must be very reassuring for
    Steve B. and Gary P. to know that Les Sealey ( a man who appears to
    become mentally unstable at the sight of goalposts) is back !
    
    I do hope Sheffield Wednesday put up a bit of a fight this time, they
    just aren't good enough to defend for 90 minutes so they might as well 
    go out and have a real go at United. What have they to loose ?
    
    Cheers,
                          
    Andy 
32.3648What is the name of the Blackburn Goal Keeper?GVA05::BURKHALTERMon Mar 14 1994 16:574
    ....dont forget that nutter was also voted the Worlds best
    goalkeeper.
    
    -Dom
32.3649Tim Flowers - Englands next No. 1WOTVAX::GREENJAAndy GreenMon Mar 14 1994 17:068
    
    re: voted the worlds best goalkeeper 
    
    if 'best' means 'entertaining' I'd vote for him too !
    
    Cheers,
    
    Andy
32.3650Anyone seeXSTACY::JLUNDON@GAO 822-4715 Apathy is the most terrible vice!Mon Mar 14 1994 17:406
Did anyone see Sir. Matt on the Big breakfast this morning?  I understand he's
been in contact with some medium and has a few tips to pass onto the lads from
beyond the grave.  I've not had such a good laugh in years :-) when I heard
about it.

                          James.
32.3651ESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Mon Mar 14 1994 21:386
32.3652Well not quiteXSTACY::JLUNDON@GAO 822-4715 Apathy is the most terrible vice!Tue Mar 15 1994 12:168
> What, You havn't seen Leeds play this season.

Brian,

The way Leeds have played these last 10 games isn't funny - that is if you're a
Leeds fan :-(!  I can now only take solace in other's misfortunes.

                        James.
32.3653A few thoughts....GYMAC::DCASSIDYTue Mar 15 1994 13:5024
    
    The law that had the goalkeepr sent off must definitely come into
    question. There were two distinct acts , the tackle and the hand ball.
    I hope !!! the referee sent him off for a culmination of the two
    otherwise it does raise the question to any goalkeeper....
    	'Ooops, here's Alan Shearer coming on his own...just me to
    beat...I'll go out and tackle ...NO I might accidentally handball
    ...better to wait until he hits the penalty area then flatten him..
    maybe a penalty but NOT a sending off'
    
    This is where the dilemna is within FIFA. The actual act has more or
    less certainly denied a goal. Why not a penalty goal or is FIFA stll
    sticking with this ultra conservative Eton type rule that the ball must
    pass the line no matter WHAT happens. Sending a player off for this
    type of act doesn't do any favours for the game in question......
    
    There are various ways of protecting the game from offenders....
    Ice Hockey, Rugby League  	Sin Bin....
    Basketball			5 fouls and you're OUT (but replaced)
    Rugby Union			10 yards (great rule), penalty try
    
    Its time FIFA started thinking in the 90's ....1990's NOT THE 1890's
    
	Dezzz.
32.3654Coca-cola cup at Old Trafford!TLAV02::WICHAIWONGTue Mar 15 1994 14:1213
    If Schmeichel is banned for Coca-Cola cup final, how can Les Sealey
    does his job as best as Schemeichel does?   United will be in trouble
    since Aston Villa has the good goalkeeper as Mark Bosnich.  By the
    way, we have the best striker as Cantona and Hughes, the cup will be
    at Old Trafford, sure!  
    
    United has to play 2 matches a week, why don't Ferguson lets Robson
    and Dublin done their job in the match?   And could anybody tell me
    about Clayton Blackmore, where is he now?
    
    Wichai.
    
    
32.3655where he???ESSB::BREETue Mar 15 1994 16:314
    I heard Clayton was coaching a school girls hockey team somewhere
    around Manchester.
    
    Paul
32.3656Want another laugh?XSTACY::JLUNDON@GAO 822-4715 Apathy is the most terrible vice!Tue Mar 15 1994 16:406
I've also heard that MUFC want their F.A. cup semi-final to be in Manchester. 
Why don't they just ask the FA to switvh the final from Wembley to Manchester
altogether, so that they can win the treble on their home patch.  I mean it's
not too much to ask, is it?

                             James.
32.3657Fergie grow up!XSTACY::JLUNDON@GAO 822-4715 Apathy is the most terrible vice!Tue Mar 15 1994 16:4410
One last thing - When will Fergie grow up?  It was nausating hearing Fergie
going on last Saturday after the sending off of Schemical.  How could he
have any complaints about it.  

What Schemical did was a black and white (or red :)) sending off offence
and the ref. had no option but to send him to the line.  I think maybe
Fergie was overwhelmed that someone had to balls to send off one of his
men.  Pity about the result though.

                                James.
32.3658The F.A. Cup semi-final will be at WembleySAC::MAGUIRE_GWed Mar 16 1994 12:2620
    
    As the 'Latics' board have not raised any objection to the semi-final
    being played at Wembley, it will take place there on Sunday the 10th
    April at 3:15 P.M..
    
    I think this hands United a distinct advantage as playing at Maine Road
    might remind them of the very close call they had with the 'latics'
    when Nick Henry's shot hit the bar and crossed the line and the
    referee waved play on. Still no point crying over spilt milk. I will be
    there by hook or by crook and I daresay that the touts will be up to
    theri usual tricks so the United fans will be everywhere, I just hope
    the stewards have the guts to put them in the correct areas of the
    ground, mind you seeing as some of them are older than Wembley stadium
    itself it may be difficult.
    
    We shall see. Anyone know what price they will be charging for the
    tickets yet?
    
    G.
    
32.3659ADDULT::ROBERTSONSome days are bouncers that won't let you inWed Mar 16 1994 13:3111
re .3653

    ...better to wait until he hits the penalty area then flatten him..
    maybe a penalty but NOT a sending off'

Wrong... Does the term "Professional foul" mean anything to you???

If a penalty is awarded in these circumstances, then the player should be sent
off also. Maybe a ref. can confirm this.

Al
32.3660envyESSB::BREEWed Mar 16 1994 14:5612
    Why all this moaning and begrudgery?  He deserved to be sent off.
    Ferguson is employed to get the best results for his team. If he can
    persuade by fair means to get his no. 1 goalkeeper back for the first
    leg of  a treble chance he's dead right to do it.
    
    What is really getting up noses is that March is half way through and
    the treble is still on!!! Nobody wants United to win it but that's
    alright, it's a common complaint!!
    
    cheers,
    
    
32.36611 extra playerGVA05::BURKHALTERWed Mar 16 1994 15:1612
    ..errrrr not quite everybody 'doesn't want them to win it'
    
    People who moan about Peter S. roaming out of his goal area have short
    memorys....remember the home game against Blackburn earlier in the
    season. 0-1 down with minutes to go and P.S. goes up for the corner
    puts a couple of the Chequebook Rovers off their game in the area
    and we scored.....
    
    ....mind you all at pretty bl**dy risky.
    
    -Dom
        
32.3662Rip off the fans yet again.WARNUT::WARNUT::PICKERINGSSimon PickeringWed Mar 16 1994 16:013
32.3663InterpretationGYMAC::DCASSIDYWed Mar 16 1994 19:0312
    
    re .3659
    
    Sure a professional foul and a sending off....how many refs would have
    said that exactly the same foul in the penalty area would be deemed as
    a professional foul. It was more the HANDLING outside the area than the
    tackle that got him sent off; thus inside the area the goalkeeper has
    obviously more latitude. Don't forget...rules are objective...decisions
    are subjective.
    
    Dezzz.

32.3664AYOV25::LGRACEThu Mar 17 1994 02:2510
    Just when a few wishful-thinkers were saying that the league was wide
    open again!!!!
               Manchester United 5 Sheffield Wednesday 0
               Scorers:Giggs 14 min
                       Hughes 15 min
                       Ince  21 min
                       Cantona 45 min
                       Cantona 53 min
    I think that there will be a few people in Sheffield that will be glad
    to see the back of Man United !!!!!
32.3665Farewell Opposition and Farewell from me.....GVA05::BURKHALTERThu Mar 17 1994 09:5114
    I think it's fair to say we've got Sheffield Wednesday sussed :-)
    
    Hello .._. Earth calling..__._ _.__ Cunno.__...__.__doesn't this United
    remind.._._.you of the once.__._._._great Liverpool?  :-)
    
    Well tommorows my last day with Digital, I'll be back home in London as
    of next week, this Notes conference will be one of the things I'll really
    miss about Digital. I leave pretty confident we'll get at least 2 cups,
    if Blackburn catch us they'll have deserved to the win League! 
    
    All the Best,
    Dom
    
    
32.3666GYMAC::DCASSIDYThu Mar 17 1994 11:256
    
    Is this an omen...I seem to remember Liverpool stuffing Forest 5-0
    before one of the biggest upsets in the FA Cup Final......
    
    
    Dezzz.
32.3667It'll all end in tearsUPROAR::LEMPLive slow, die youngThu Mar 17 1994 11:5814
    Some serious trumpet blowing going on in here. OK we got stuffed but
    would it have been different if you had been without Parker, Irwin,
    Kanchelskis, Keane, Ince, Hughes and Cantona ? We had our first (and
    sometimes second) choice players out in all these positions. 
    
    I don't think you've got Wednesday sussed at all, more like Wednesday
    reserves (and that goes for the Coke Cup semi as well!). Don't forget
    that in the same fixture last year it wasn't until the 97th minute (of
    a not particulary dirty game) that you even managed to take the lead. 
    
    Having said all that, I hope that Francis realises the mistake he made
    in not snapping Cantona up when he had the chance.
    
    Paul. 
32.3668PEKING::COSSEYNDry those Eyes Hastings.You Wimp!!Thu Mar 17 1994 12:3312
    
    Re; 3667
     
    Fair comment, but!, the players Sheffield Wednesday had out are not in
    the class of the players you mentioned....Palmer, sheridan, Hirst and
    Wothington would not have made any differance...
    The worrying thing for the rest of the Premier league is ,this side
    apart from one or two players are 25 or under we havn't seen the best
    of them yet....
    
    
    Neil...
32.3669Who's that striker??BERN01::GOODEJMr DragonThu Mar 17 1994 12:3540
    
    Re a little while ago....
    
    .....there was some mention of the fact that MU didn't have a stricker
    the likes of Shearer, Cole or Wright, players who could be relied upon
    to score in almost every game. The counter argument was that MU didn't
    really need a "lone star" because enough of their players regularly get
    on the score sheet. I've done some adding up based on the results
    listed back in .3648ish and, including last nights goals, have come up
    with the following results:
    
    Player		Goals (in all competions this season)
    
    Cantona		21
    Hughes		18
    Giggs		14
    Sharpe		 9
    Bruce		 7
    Kanchelskis		 7
    Keane		 7
    Ince		 6
    McClair		 5
    Irwin		 3
    Robson		 2
    Dublin		 1
    Pallister		 1
    
    Total to date      101
    
    	By the end of the season, its quite likely that they will have:
    
    		3 players with 20 or more goals
    		3 more players with 10 or more goals
                3 more players with approaching 10 goals
    
    	...and they haven't been involved in any penalty "shhot outs" yet!!
    
    JBG
    
    Ps. the figures are not necessarily 100% accurate
32.3670Tricky Trev should have playedUPROAR::LEMPLive slow, die youngThu Mar 17 1994 12:5722
    re .3668
    
    >Fair comment, but!, the players Sheffield Wednesday had out are not in
    >the class of the players you mentioned....Palmer, sheridan, Hirst and
    >Wothington would not have made any differance...
    
    I beg to differ. If a player like Hirst would not have made a
    difference then why were you so keen to splash out >5 million for him
    just over a year ago. I agree that ManU are the best team in England
    but with a full strength squad Wednesday would have made teir task much
    more difficult. I wasn't trying to compare the players in the same
    positions in each team (we all know that Sinton is a far superior
    player to Giggs) but saying that the team you played last night bears
    no resemblance to our first choice team.
    
    I know it must be difficult at the moment keeping your feet on the
    ground (I'd probably be worse) but you have to put last night's victory
    in perspective. The victory was probably one of the most important of
    the season for you but it was over a side that was badly depleted. 
    
    Paul. 
    
32.3671BERN01::GOODEJMr DragonThu Mar 17 1994 13:125
    
    Last nights win for MU will only get put into perspective when
    Wednesday take it out on Andy's mates fro Blackburn on Saturday! 8-)
    
    JBG
32.3672Five lucky goals...YUPPY::PANESParking... the new rock'n'rollThu Mar 17 1994 14:250
32.3673Quote UnquoteGVA05::BURKHALTERThu Mar 17 1994 14:485
    "It's funny the harder I practise, the luckier I get"
    
                                               -Arnold Palmer
    
    -Dom :-)
32.3674Arrividerci Roma (sp?) ...BERN01::BOLGERJerry Bolger.Thu Mar 17 1994 15:2419
    Re: .3665
    
    Sorry Dom,
    
    It appears that in their haste to discuss the significance or lack
    thereof in last nights result, everyone appears to have overlooked your
    imminent departure. 
    
    Sorry to see you leave (the conference, not necessarily Digital ;-) ).
    I hope things work out well for you back in London. At least you'll be
    closer to the action. It will be nice to be able to travel up to
    Manchester to celebrate the Treble !!!  You can rest assured that we
    won't let anyone forget that we're the best (apart from Sheffield
    Wednesday, who with a full squad on a good day, could take on the rest
    of the world and win ;--)).
    
    Best of Luck,
    
    Jerry.
32.3675MARVIN::MORRELLLeeds United : League Champions 1992.Thu Mar 17 1994 15:2912
    Did you hear Alan Green's absolutely CLASSIC comment on Radio 5.....
    
    
    
    	He said that he didn't really support ManU and people should not
    write in saying that he was biased......
    
    	Well you could have fooled me Alan!
    
    	Rick.
    
  
32.3676BERN01::GOODEJMr DragonThu Mar 17 1994 15:514
    
    you quite sure that wasn't Andy Green????? 8-)
    
    JBG
32.3677MARVIN::MORRELLLeeds United : League Champions 1992.Thu Mar 17 1994 16:014
    Sorry.. Typing mistake... some came to talk to me who's name was Alan..
    :-)
    
    Rick
32.3678Fergies FogiesPANIC::ANDERSONRunning Through The ForestThu Mar 17 1994 16:0316
    
>>  <<< Note 32.3668 by PEKING::COSSEYN "Dry those Eyes Hastings.You Wimp!!" >>>

    
>>    The worrying thing for the rest of the Premier league is ,this side
>>    apart from one or two players are 25 or under we havn't seen the best
>>    of them yet....
    
    Neil,
    
    Are you forgetting this is Man. Utd. you are talking about, not
    England. They may have played superbly last night, but you've got a
    serious 'rose-tinted-spectacles' problem - Only Kanchelskis, Keane and
    Giggs of those on the pitch last night are under 25.
    
    Rob
32.3679I don't perform in publicWOTVAX::GREENJAAndy GreenThu Mar 17 1994 17:0316
    JBG,
    
    	re: .3676
    
    	No, not me. Alan Green is, to the best of my knowledge, not even 
    	a distant relative. 
    
    	But oh how I wish I could broadcast my thoughts to the nation, I'm
    	sure I could never be accused of bias :-)
    
    	And while I'm in here "All the Best" to Dom wherever he might go 
        and whatever he might do, 
    
    	Cheers,
    
    Andy                    
32.3680So long, farewell, aufwiedersehen. goodbyeBRUMMY::MASONThere's only one UNITEDFri Mar 18 1994 13:2828
    I was at the match on Wednesday night and although we were playing a
    supposedley depleated side (who were playing 5-4-1 incidently) we
    didn't even break sweat. 
    
    Wednesday started off the best, purposefull, bright, but then Cantona
    sent a beaut of a ball into space for Giggs to run into and score. The
    second from my man Sparky was a screamer!! From about 40 yards out he
    thundered the ball into the back of the net off Pressman's fingertips
    (ouch!). MotM was Cantona who was on a different planet. I would go
    into bountiful detail about the other goals too but I'm sure you've all
    read the Sports pages by now.
    
    The point I wanted to make was that we played extremely well. You
    moaners out there can bleet on all you like about Wednesday's sorry
    side (injury-talk is excuses talk as you've pointed out to us on many
    an occasion). They came to defend and didn't do it at all well. We
    played exciting, entertaining football and scored 5 goals, picked up 3
    points and go 7 clear at the top.
    
    I'm now added to the list of "au revoirs" and "arrividerci's" (sp???)
    as I too will be leaving at the end of the month. If I don't manage to
    get into the conference again, it's been nice "knowing " you all. It
    was nice to meet you Brian and Simon and here's to Red domination for a
    long time to come. I'll certainly be there to see it all happen anyhow.
    
    Bye
    
    Julie
32.3681XSTACY::PHAYDENFri Mar 18 1994 13:353
Good luck Dom. Another regular noter gone. We're a dying breed lads.

Peter.
32.3682XSTACY::PHAYDENFri Mar 18 1994 13:578
And now the only Female noter decides to leave. DISGRACEFUL. 
Call Greenpeace. Extinction looms large for the common garden Noter(
Writealoadacraprous ) it cannot be allowed to happen. Stop the decimation of a
species now !!!

Good luck Julie.

Peter.
32.3683BERN01::GOODEJMr DragonFri Mar 18 1994 14:098
    
    Good luck Julie & Dom.
    
    Peter, do you think there could be a traitor in this conference. I
    mean, we appear to be being picked off one at a time..... A bit scary
    isn't it! 
    
    JBG
32.3684He's a bit old, even for Wednesday.UPROAR::LEMPLive slow, die youngFri Mar 18 1994 14:126
    > supposedley depleated side (who were playing 5-4-1 incidently) we
    
    Don't think he's ever played for us. Manages Luton now.
    
    Paul.
    
32.3685If you can't beat 'em, downsize 'em !BERN01::BOLGERJerry Bolger.Fri Mar 18 1994 14:4217
    There appears to be something of a trend developing here. THEY can't
    beat us on the football pitch, so they've decided to start picking off
    our most dedicated followers from this conference.  Have The Alliance
    been indulging in underhand tactics to get this conference to
    themselves ? As Peter said, it's despicable !!!
    
    Anyway, best of luck to you Julie. I wanted to get you Man Utd's new,
    soon-to-be No 1, single as a going-away present, but I don't think it's
    been released yet. (Now that the challenge in Domestic football is
    gone, the lads have had to seek new avenues to keep up their
    competitive spirit !!!).
    
    
    Jerry.
    
    P.S.  Re Sparky's goal :  I believe they've had to replace the crossbar
    	  due to structural damage  ;-)
32.3686Goals Goals GoalsESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Fri Mar 18 1994 15:5115
32.3687BERN01::SWIB01::WRIGHTFri Mar 18 1994 17:0310
re last > 


> United were in the studio's yesterday making a record, that will be released
> next month. Status Quo are providing the music.
              ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

surely some mistake here ?

	ray
32.3689A song from 1991-92!MARVIN::MORRELLLeeds United : League Champions 1992.Fri Mar 18 1994 17:149
        Yep... there is a mistake... they are doing the song with
    Genesis...
    
     
    
       
    
            I think they're doing "Throwing it all away!".. :->
     
32.3690BERN01::GOODEJMr DragonMon Mar 21 1994 11:228
    
    Come on Andy, United drop 2 points to the bottom team, Cantona gets
    sents off into the bargin (does he miss the Coke final too??),
    Blackburn snatch 3 points in the dying seconds to keep the pressure on
    and you haven't bothered to let anybody know about!! What's going on,
    have you got the push too??
    
    JBG
32.3691Just throwing it all away..:->MARVIN::MORRELLLeeds United : League Champions 1992.Mon Mar 21 1994 12:176
    Boy did I cheer when Cantona got sent off... Terrible foul... there's
    no defence for that kind of play.. I think old Fergie's got
    to stamp his authority on the team cos a few of them are losing their
    heads....... :->
                                       
    	Rick.
32.36923 points pleaseESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Mon Mar 21 1994 13:318
32.3693BERN01::GOODEJMr DragonMon Mar 21 1994 13:337
    
    What are the odds for MU getting nothing....and Chelsea winnig the
    Cup?
    
    ....just thought I'd ask!
    
    JBG
32.3694Oh AGHHHHHHHH CantonaESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Mon Mar 21 1994 13:346
32.3695SHIPS::EDWARDS_DMon Mar 21 1994 13:363
    Re :-2
    Odds on Utd winning nothing have gone from 40-1 to 25-1 after the
    weekend's results.
32.3696YESSB::MCUNNIFFEMidnight is where the day begins..Mon Mar 21 1994 15:3321
    I think it's very sad for the game of soccer at the moment that a team like
Man Utd. should be getting players sent off in successive weeks in their quest
for the treble. I didn't see the Cantona incident but I believe there was no
option but to send him off. If they can't win trophies fairly and squarely,
then they should forget about it altogether. Ferguson is a disgrace also. His
outbursts after Schmiecel had been sent off were terrible. I mean the laws
state that if a keeper deliberately handles outside the area, then he must walk.
I don't know what Ferguson was complaining about. Then after Cantona had been
sent off, he went off in a huff.

When Liverpool were winning all before them, they did it fairly and didn't 
resort to these physical Wimbledon-like tactics and when things went against
them, Shanks, Paisley, Fagan & Dalglish were able to take it on the chin and
were very agreeable towards the press.

All is changed, changed utterly, a terrible beauty is born.


C U N N O 

32.3697HERE COME THE ROVERSWOTVAX::NORTHSMon Mar 21 1994 15:4725
    
    What a weekend!
    
    United drop more points, Cantona gets sent off (about time too), and
    more importantly Newall scores a very late but deserved winner for us.
    
    Only 5 points adrift now, from what was 16????
                                          
    I really think that we now have a great chance of winning the title. 
    All our efforts are concentrated on it (no cup ties for us), most of
    our injury problems have be resolved (only poor Galagher left in the
    treatment room), and no problems with suspensions.
    
    One more slip from United and the title will be in our own control and
    I think tomorrows game at Highbury could well be that slip.
    
    I hope you do well in the cups (keeps them up North) but there is only
    one place that the championship is going, and thats;
    
                      Ewood Park   Blackburn
    
    
    Stephen
    Kenny's Barmy Army
            
32.3698SHIPS::EDWARDS_DMon Mar 21 1994 17:0738
I'm generally a read-only noter, but as no-one is going to defend Utd from 
these vicious attacks by 'Pool and Blackburn fans, I thought I'd enter a few
thoughts .........;-)

Well, it had to happen.  Utd don't win for a game or two and people are ready
to write them off.  I mean, what a terrible season they're having !  Coco-Cola
cup finalists, FA Cup semi-finalists and top of the Premier League by 5 points.
Liverpool can only dream of being in such a crisis ;-)

I think what is obvious at the moment though is the *lack* of depth in Utd's
squad.  "Experts" have been commenting for weeks about this superb squad - 
where is it ?  I can only see Bryan Robson (a 38-yr old *slow* midfielder) and
Brian McClair.  Lee Sharpe has a 'problem' and seems to be some way off full
fitness.  Who else is there ?  Dion Dublin - do me a favour !!!  I think 
Blackburn have got a superb squad at the moment and it could be this strength
in depth that takes them to the title.

I think the loss of Cantona for 3 games is not that critical to Utd.  2 of 
those games are against Oldham and, with all repsect to them, if Utd can't beat
Oldham without Cantona, then they are in trouble !  The Blackburn game is 
obviously going to be tougher.  However, having watched them yesterday, they
are excellent at crowding players something Monsieur Cantona would not
appreciate.  Utd may be better off with McClair in this game.

Finally, I think it was a point raised by CUNNO, yes Schmeichel deserved to
be sent off and yes Ferguson was a prat for moaning about it. and the rule
does state that a professional foul = sending off.  The problem is that only
the week before, Bosnich committed a prof foul against Tranmere and stayed on,
and on the same day, the Chelsea keeper commiteed a similar foul against Spurs,
and stayed on.  Some refs are enforcing the rule, others not, and that must
be very frustrating for a manager.

I still think Utd will win the league and that people will remember the team 
for its flair rather than its foul play.  I also think Villa will win the 
fizzy-pop cup and Chelsea the FA Cup (for what its worth).

Dave
    
32.3699Cunno is right!!! They're a disgrace to the game!!YUPPY::PANESParking... the new rock'n'rollMon Mar 21 1994 17:2310
                    <<< Note 32.3698 by SHIPS::EDWARDS_D >>>


>I still think Utd will win the league and that people will remember the team 
>for its flair rather than its foul play.  

  Not whilst I'm around.

  Stuart ( large smileys and we're top of the leagues all round )    

32.3700BERN01::GOODEJMr DragonMon Mar 21 1994 17:3012
    
    Re .-1
    
    >>those games are against Oldham and, with all repsect to them, if Utd
    >>can't beat Oldham without Cantona, then they are in trouble !
    
    	with all due respect Dave, United couldn't beat Swindon with
    Cantona! Without Cantona they're finished. They'll be lucky to qualify
    for Europe next year and may yet find themselves fighting to avoid
    relegation with the likes of Tottenham......8-)
    
    JBG
32.3701SIOG::ESBECKDec Van EsbeckMon Mar 21 1994 17:3126
    re .3698
    I think you mentioned an interesting point at the end of your note. This
    United team should be remembered for their attacking flair, but if
    things continue for much longer as they have in recent weeks, they are
    in danger of ending up like the Leeds team of the early 70s. That Leeds
    team was a great side, remembered with no affection by anyone other
    than Leeds fans. This United team could go the same way.
    
    The manager has made it worse, refusing to criticise his players, and
    even worse, making a fool of himself by defending them. A game never
    seems to go by now without arguments between United players,
    particularly involving Schmeicel who has completely lost the run of
    himself.
    
    Tomorrow's game at Highbury is crucial for United. Arsenal are playing
    very well again and will make it difficult. United will do very well to
    get all three points. Games between Arsenal and United over the last
    year or two have been very close. Last season United won the league
    game at Highbury 1-0, and the return at Old Trafford finished 0-0 in a
    match that Arsenal honestly deserved to win. This season Arsenal beat
    United 2-0 in the South African cup, the charity shield finished 1-1
    (though United won on penalties) and the league game at Old Trafford
    finished 1-0 to United in a very tight game. 
    
    Declan
    
32.3702FORTY2::ASHMail Interchange Group, ReadingMon Mar 21 1994 17:5511
It's difficult isn't it? Everyone knows (or has to admit) that Man U are the 
best side in England. Their results show it, and at times their play is 
breathtaking. A side we should all be proud to see at the top of the League.

But then they're all so miserable and spiteful about it - why can't they enjoy 
their skills as much as we do? They're in danger of losing any friends they've 
made.

But then Cunno comes along to slag them and you have to re-think again . . .!!

g
32.3703Cunnel Vision ?NEWOA::FIDO_TConation is the keyMon Mar 21 1994 18:0414
>When Liverpool were winning all before them, they did it fairly and didn't 
>resort to these physical Wimbledon-like tactics and when things went against
    
	You seem to have forgotten about Graeme Souness and Tommy Smith, to
    name but two who readily spring to mind.
    
>them, Shanks, Paisley, Fagan & Dalglish were able to take it on the chin and
>were very agreeable towards the press.
    
    	Give it a break - the first three were fine, but don't include 
    Dalglish in that list - he is the biggest whinger I've ever heard.
    
    Terry
    
32.3704KERNEL::WITHALLGWait Till They Getta Loada MeMon Mar 21 1994 20:179
    
    Re 3700....
    
    
    Utd are not as bad as Tottenham. Be fair.
    
    
    
    Gazzer
32.3705Is anyone like the Totts?AIMTEC::WICKS_AAtlanta's Most (In)famous WelshmanMon Mar 21 1994 21:398
    what worried me about .3700 was the suggestion that there were other
    teams 'like Tottenham' this is a scary thought - they should be named
    and made to own up to this crime.
    
    regards,
    
    Andrew.D.Wicks
     
32.3706Sharpe ReturnESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Tue Mar 22 1994 13:197
32.3707YellowESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Tue Mar 22 1994 15:4017
32.3708Seeing REDOPG::TORPEYMDog of the Year, 1952Tue Mar 22 1994 19:3622
>Interesting to see on MOTD when Coton of City rushed out of his box and
>up-ended
>Blake of Sheff Utd that he did not even receive a yellow card. The fowl was the
>exact same as Big Peters the week before, except that the ball did not hit
>him on the hand. Mr Gunn who was in charge of the Bosnich incident in the 
>coca-cola sf was again in charge.


And the referee was wrong in both the Coton/Bosnich incidents. Coton didn't
handle but attempted a two footed tackle. This referee should be taken off the
lists for ignoring explicit instructions on dealing with goalkeeping offences
outside the box. It's Tranmere and Sheffield Utd. who were wronged not your
rampaging viking.

"Big Peter" was wrong :-
1. To charge out off his box when defenders were still capable of during a job
   and they told him so...
2. To handle, deliberately or not, outside the box
3. To attempt a two-footed tackle on an opponent without the ball - which he
   just handled i.e. 6feet4inches plus arms length away from the ball.

Two or three wrongs do not make a right!
32.3709FA Cup Final DatePEKING::JAMANISTue Mar 22 1994 19:495
    
    Can anyone tell me when the FA Cup final is this year?
    
    
    Shafiq.
32.3710XSTACY::MDUNPHYJust another Day!!Tue Mar 22 1994 20:051
Is tonites game on TV???
32.3711Unless they put it on at the last minute..MARVIN::MORRELLLeeds United : League Champions 1992.Tue Mar 22 1994 20:123
    Not according to my newspaper... :-<
    
    Rick.
32.3712Read before you WriteESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Tue Mar 22 1994 20:138
32.3713Cup Final DayESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Tue Mar 22 1994 20:149
32.3714Oh no CantonaBUSSTP::DSMITHTears of a clown..fatboys's backWed Mar 23 1994 00:5216
    
    
     Final score
    
      Arsenal  2   Man. Utd.  2
    
    Pallister og
    Merson         Sharpe 2
    
     Cantona ordered off again!!, 2 yellow cards.
    
    Only 6 points from the last 15 ain't exactly championship material.
    Betcha the Blackburn boys will be feeling a bit more confident after
    tonights result.
    
     Danny.
32.3715How many matches ban ??AIMTEC::WICKS_AAtlanta's Most (In)famous WelshmanWed Mar 23 1994 02:381
    presumably Cantona will be out for the rest of the season after that?
32.3716MARVIN::MORRELLLeeds United : League Champions 1992.Wed Mar 23 1994 11:467
    Such a shame... NOT... no Eric Cantona at Elland Road this year... :->
    
    Well I couldn't believe it... Radio ManU was converted back to Radio 5
    last night... Mr Green was even was critising ManU... I suppose there
    is a first time for everything.. :->
    
    Rick.
32.3717For football's sake...ban 'em allYUPPY::PANESParking... the new rock'n'rollWed Mar 23 1994 12:287

   From the reports of recent matches, it sounds to me as if Mufc will
   soon be back to their brawling best. Or maybe its all a meejah
   conspiracy and Mr Ferguson has been right all along.

   Stuart
32.3718BACK TO BASICSSHIPS::HENDERSON_PWed Mar 23 1994 13:0018
    Basically a good result for United against an in-form Arsenal side at
    Highbury. Dodgy decision to disallow Wright's late goal after a fumble
    by the great Dane.
    According to R5 United continue to play some great football with Giggs
    outstanding last night but the results are that too many points are
    slipping away. It appears that the pressure built up mainly by the
    media attention and hype is getting to the players and it's time
    Ferguson earnt his corn and got them under control. Keane and Cantona
    appear the main culprits and the brilliant Frenchman is now in danger
    of dragging United down with his stupid tackles. Of course all the
    United haters are coming out in their droves now as they sense for the
    first time this season some cracks in the unstoppable drive for
    supremacy. Those people predicting that Blackburn will catch United
    appear to be right and the game at Ewood is now critical. Somehow
    United have to try and relax a bit and let their football grab the
    headlines again.
    
    Come on Fergie, calm them down a bit.  
32.3719BUSSTP::DREESWed Mar 23 1994 13:4212
    
    Cantona will miss the following games :
    
    League - Leeds
           - Oldham
           - Blackburn
    FA Cup - Oldham
    
    Roy Keane will also miss the FA Cup semi after his booking last night.
    
    Del.
    
32.3720BERN01::GOODEJMr DragonWed Mar 23 1994 13:452
    
    Anyone give us an update on the odds???
32.3721FORTY2::FOWLERMDoncaster Rovers nilWed Mar 23 1994 13:5011
I would have thought that Cantona was looking at more than just a poxy 4 game
suspension for two consecutive sendings off. I remember a couple of years when
Big Billy Whitehurst got sent off a couple of times in quick succession for
Donny, although I'm not sure he managed to equal Cantona's record, and I think
he got banned for seven games. Good job too, because that left us with a
strikeforce comprising David Jones (age 36ish) and Tommy Tynan (age 950).

I think the Mancs might have to do without Eric for the end of season run-in.
Hurray. 8-)

Mike
32.3722XSTACY::PHAYDENWed Mar 23 1994 14:3042
32.3723PEKING::COSSEYNDry those Eyes Hastings.You Wimp!!Wed Mar 23 1994 14:486
    
    .3722
    
    A Liverpool supporter are you....
    
    Neil..
32.3724Very lucky, eh ???KIRKTN::BHUGHESWed Mar 23 1994 14:5217
    re: -1;
    
    In essence then Ferguson is a crap manager who bought an inspirational
    Cantona, an improving Keane, managed Man U to their first English top
    league championship in 25+ years, won the Scottish premier league with
    Aberdeen, won European trophies with both clubs and is currently
    managing the team who are favourites for all three English domestic
    trophies !  Due to the fact that one of the players, Cantona, is a
    brilliant but temperamental loon, Alex Ferguson is a crap manager ?
    If what -1 says is correct, ie that Alex Ferguson has no talent for
    management whatsoever, hasn't he been extraordinarily lucky with some
    of his signings and what teams managed by him have won ?  I'm not a Man
    United fan (although they are playing some extremely good football to
    watch at times) but I can't see Cantona's dodgy temperament suddenly
    making Alex Ferguson a 'crap manager' !
    
    Brian.
32.3725Nope. A United supported all my lfe.XSTACY::PHAYDENWed Mar 23 1994 14:530
32.3726Too lateKIRKTN::BHUGHESWed Mar 23 1994 14:535
    Sorry Neil,
    
    .3724 should say re:-2;
    
    Brian.
32.3727BUSSTP::DREESWed Mar 23 1994 15:1214
    
    re. a few back
    
    Man Utd don't have the biggest squad around I agree, but where this lets
    them down is at the back not up front. With Giggs,Cantona,Hughes,McClair,
    Kanchelskis & Sharpe they have 6 of the best front me in English football.
    As they can only fit 3 maybe 4 in at one time, their is obviously plenty
    of cover. As was shown against Sheff Wed in the Coka Cola semi, Cantona
    didn't play and they still scored 5. They have little or no cover at
    the back and I'm sure you'll see Ferguson sign a quality defender in pre
    season. IMO Bruce's days look numbered, his lack of pace is being exposed
    more and more frequently.
    
    Del.                                  
32.3728My two pence worth.. :->MARVIN::MORRELLLeeds United : League Champions 1992.Wed Mar 23 1994 15:1625
    Well lets face it... if you look back at the replies in this note
    you'll see everyman & his dog complaining how badly ManU were
    performing in the Autumn of 1992. After buying Cantona from Leeds...
    things started to pick up & before you knew what was happening
    you were top of the leauge... 
    
    Now your not telling me that Fergie went from being a poor manager to
    being a brilliant one over night cos thats rubbish.. it was only the
    appearance of Cantona on the scene that really made the United team
    jel together.... If Cantona hadn't come along at that time then it
    could have been curtains for Fergie & United.... 
    
    You were all calling for his head.. the proof is there in this note.. 
    just take a look! :->
    
    The difference between Fergie & Wilko is that Wilko asserted himself as
    the manager & didn't take the rubbish that Cantona was giving him..
    while Fergie is just letting him do what he likes & this is now
    beginning to spread to the rest of the team members...
    
    A manager is their to manage his players & keep them under control..
    this is something which Fergie just isn't doing at the moment!
    
    Rick.
                
32.3729Is it hot enough for you yet ?WOTVAX::GREENJAAndy GreenWed Mar 23 1994 15:3821
    
    RE: 32.3690
    
    Nice to know you are thinking of me, I take a couple of days out of 
    the office and things are starting to warm up nicely, I should do it
    more often.
    
    I was mildly amused by the goings on down at Swindon, I got a
    bit excited watching Blackburn at Sheffield Wednesday and last night
    good old teletext told me I got the draw I was praying for.
    
    The blue and whites are starting to get it together, the reds are
    showing they still know how to turn a drama into a crisis, and i've got
    my ticket for the big one on Easter Saturday. (Smug, Moi ?)
    
    While catching up on notes I must say I particularly enjoyed the comment 
    in here a while back asking Fergie to calm them down ! ;-)
    
    Cheers,
                                                                
    Andy 
32.3730YUPPY::MCCABEMikeWed Mar 23 1994 16:0916
    Surely, what saved Ferguson was that result in the F.A. Cup about 4
    years ago (Hereford?)  Since then Utd (and Ferguson) haven't looked 
    back.  A similar thing happened to Howard Kendall at Everton about 
    ten years ago.
    
    As for Cantona wasn't he just the final piece in the jigsaw as opposed
    to the jigsaw itself.  Utd were already a good team before he arrived. 
    All he has done is make them a slightly better team with more options
    going forward.
    
    Also, it could be argued that Ferguson's, "The World's against us..."
    tactic is actually good management because it bonds the players closer
    together.  Similar tactics have been used to good effect in the past 
    by Shankley, Don Revie and George Graham (to name but a few.)
    
    Mike M
32.3731SIOG::ESBECKDec Van EsbeckWed Mar 23 1994 16:4313
    Up to now, Utd have had all the pressure. Blackburn were winning
    matches (apart from the game at Highbury!) and picking up points but
    until the last week or two there was no real expectation that they
    could catch Man Utd, and hence no real pressure.
    
    Now that it is within their power to catch Utd (win on Saturday, and
    beat Utd at Ewood Park), the pressure pendulum swings the other way. I
    wonder how Blackburn will react. It would be ironic if after plugging
    for other teams to do them favours in recent weeks, Blackburn cocked it
    up at Ewood park when they had a mathematical chance to draw level on
    points, and it WAS within their own power to achieve it.
    
    Declan
32.3732BRFC supporter, EASY LIFE !WOTVAX::GREENJAAndy GreenWed Mar 23 1994 17:0313
    Declan,
    
    Interesting that but there are actually two more games, Swindon and 
    Wimbledon, for Blackburn before the big one. 
    
    I think MANU also have a league game with the red scousers in that time.
    
    Anybody care to predict what the top of the league will look like after
    the Easter showdown ?   
    
    Cheers,
    
    Andy 
32.3733caaaaaalm down......TRUCKS::SANTnetwork partner exitedWed Mar 23 1994 18:1517
    
    	Yeah. This:
    
    	1st Manchester United
    	2nd who cares.....
    
    	You're all loving these latest cock-ups. The pressure is starting
    	to tell. But you ain't seen nuthin yet - when Chequebook Rovers
    	finally realise they could actually win the league, they'll crumble
    	into a heap.
    
    	United for the League. Stuff the cups, Chelsea & Villa are welcome
    	to 'em!
    
    	8-)
    
    	Andy.
32.3734Team of the 90'sYUPPY::PANESDeep and meaninglessWed Mar 23 1994 18:1916
                  <<< Note 32.3730 by YUPPY::MCCABE "Mike" >>>

>    Surely, what saved Ferguson was that result in the F.A. Cup about 4
>    years ago (Hereford?)  Since then Utd (and Ferguson) haven't looked 

     The pundits reckon that Mr Ferguson's Get-Out-of-Jail-Card was
     beating Palace in the Cup Final ( remember the replay...Palace were
     thugs and United angels ...Not!! ).

     The same pundits reckon that Scousepool's decline is associated
     with Palace's victory in the semi-final of the same cup run.

     So there you have it, irrefutable proof that CPFC shaped the football
     of the nineties.

     Stuey
32.3735Team of the 00'sYUPPY::PATEMANSome Fantastic PlaceWed Mar 23 1994 18:375
    And now we are set to dominate English and European football for the
    rest of the 90's with our young talents such as Salako, Armstrong,
    Gordon, Southgate, Rodger, Dyer and Ndah (the S London Ryan Giggs)
    
    Paul
32.3736YESSB::MCUNNIFFEMidnight is where the day begins..Wed Mar 23 1994 19:0337
       I said it a couple of days ago and I have to repeat myself. The Mancs
are a disgrace to the game at the moment. I make it three sendings off in three
successive games. That must be a world record. According to the radio last
night, Cantona is making Vinny Jones look like Gary Linekar.

A very concerned soccer fan

C U N N O




  <<< Note 32.3696 by ESSB::MCUNNIFFE "Midnight is where the day begins.." >>>
                                     -< Y >-


    I think it's very sad for the game of soccer at the moment that a team like
Man Utd. should be getting players sent off in successive weeks in their quest
for the treble. I didn't see the Cantona incident but I believe there was no
option but to send him off. If they can't win trophies fairly and squarely,
then they should forget about it altogether. Ferguson is a disgrace also. His
outbursts after Schmiecel had been sent off were terrible. I mean the laws
state that if a keeper deliberately handles outside the area, then he must walk.
I don't know what Ferguson was complaining about. Then after Cantona had been
sent off, he went off in a huff.

When Liverpool were winning all before them, they did it fairly and didn't 
resort to these physical Wimbledon-like tactics and when things went against
them, Shanks, Paisley, Fagan & Dalglish were able to take it on the chin and
were very agreeable towards the press.

All is changed, changed utterly, a terrible beauty is born.


C U N N O 


32.3737SHIPS::EDWARDS_DWed Mar 23 1994 19:2524
>       I said it a couple of days ago and I have to repeat myself. The Mancs
>are a disgrace to the game at the moment. I make it three sendings off in three
>successive games. That must be a world record. According to the radio last
>night, Cantona is making Vinny Jones look like Gary Linekar.

    
    Actually, what the radio commentators ACTUALLY said was that Cantona
    hadn't made a tackle all night up to the 85th minute.  Are the above
    words those of a jealous Liverpool fan perhaps ;-)  I remember
    listening to Liverpool fans go on (and on and on and on) about how
    jealous the rest of the world were when they dared to criticise the
    once-mighty Liverpool.  We really have gone full-circle now eh ?;-)
    
    Cantona is the main concern at the moment - Ince and Keane play an
    aggressive game and are going to get booked occassionally.  Cantona is
    acting a tad strange at the moment - perhaps he's getting itchy-feet
    again.  
    
    By the way, it's only (!) 3 sendings off in 4 games.  United managed to
    keep 11 men on the pitch against Sheff Wed at home last week.  With
    reference to Liverpool's "exemplary" record, I do recall a certain
    Kevin Keegan getting a bit naughty at Wembley of all places, and I
    suppose Souness and Smith were simply "hard men" !!!

32.3738YUPPY::PANESTwo up, two down, ten underWed Mar 23 1994 19:3614
                    <<< Note 32.3737 by SHIPS::EDWARDS_D >>>

    
>    Cantona is the main concern at the moment - Ince and Keane play an
>    aggressive game and are going to get booked occassionally.  Cantona is
>    acting a tad strange at the moment - perhaps he's getting itchy-feet
>    again.  
 

     But scraping them on Moncur's chest is unlikely to bring relief.



     A Doctor
32.3739Gallic Flair or Gallic FLAY-er???BONNET::NIMMOWed Mar 23 1994 20:2513
    I have to admit to being a bit surprised that no one seems to have
    questioned the sending off of Cantona last night. Granted I only saw
    the offending tackle briefly on Sky News but it didn't look like a
    bookable offence. In fact it didn't look particularly unfair.
    
    Don't get me wrong - I don't condone some of the things he's done
    ( he should have gone off in the Norwich match ) but it looked to me
    like he fell victim to his growing reputation as a dirty player ( or to
    a referee who wanted to achieve notoriety! )
    
    Don
    
    
32.3740KERNEL::WITHALLGWait Till They Getta Loada MeWed Mar 23 1994 22:3912
    
    
    I heard it on the Radio, and from what I saw he deserved to be sent
    off. 
    
    
    Gazzer.
    
    A Tottenham fan.
    
    NOT
    
32.3741Cantona is innocent,,,...KERNEL::WITHALLGWait Till They Getta Loada MeThu Mar 24 1994 02:107
    
    Just heard it on Sportsnight. From what I saw he DIDN'T deserve to 
    walk for the second challenge.  Tony Adams was fully committed for 
    the ball, Cantona pulled out of it. A harsh decision.
    
    
    Gazzer 
32.3742Surprising AgreementYUPPY::PATEMANSome Fantastic PlaceThu Mar 24 1994 11:178
    Have to agree. The first card for the foul on Selly was well justified,
    but the second seemed very harsh. Apparently it was for the tackle on
    Jensen rather than Adams (according to some reports) either way it was
    rather mean. The jensen tackle was hard but took the ball, and the
    Adams one was more Cantona jumping out of the way of an Adams lunge
    
    However - they are still Moanchester Utd and get away with far more
    than other "lesser" teams.
32.3743MARVIN::MORRELLLeeds United : League Champions 1992.Thu Mar 24 1994 11:265
    Well the tackle on Jensen was rather hard & I think it was when he
    immediately followed that up with one on Adams that the referee though
    that enough was enough.. 
    
    	Rick
32.3744SUBURB::WAITEGWHO ARE YER???Thu Mar 24 1994 12:056
    I would have sent him off for the first challenge and also sent that
    keane off as well..
    
    
    
    /GAry
32.3745YUPPY::PANESTwo up, two down, ten underThu Mar 24 1994 12:117
  The solution is obvious...

  deport him.

  Thanks for listening,

  Stuart
32.3746Cunno = Write Only NoterNEWOA::FIDO_TConation is the keyThu Mar 24 1994 12:5430
  <<< Note 32.3736 by ESSB::MCUNNIFFE "Midnight is where the day begins.." >>>
    
>       I said it a couple of days ago and I have to repeat myself. The Mancs
>are a disgrace to the game at the moment. 

    Yes, you said it before and no doubt you'll keep on saying it, but you 
    are disregarding Liverpool's disciplinary record during their glory
    years.
    
    
  <<< Note 32.3696 by ESSB::MCUNNIFFE "Midnight is where the day begins.." >>>

>When Liverpool were winning all before them, they did it fairly and didn't 
>resort to these physical Wimbledon-like tactics and when things went against
    
	You seem to have forgotten about Graeme Souness and Tommy Smith, to
    name but two who readily spring to mind. Also, as Dave Edwards
    mentioned earlier, even mild mannered Kevin Keegan wasn't all sweetness
    and light, was he ?
    
>them, Shanks, Paisley, Fagan & Dalglish were able to take it on the chin and
>were very agreeable towards the press.
    
    	Give it a break - the first three were fine, but don't include 
    Dalglish in that list - he is the biggest whinger I've ever heard.
    
    Terry
    
    
          
32.3747SIOG::ESBECKDec Van EsbeckThu Mar 24 1994 13:1126
    re .3739
    
    Some of us did question the sending off (eg 46.1546). I saw the
    highlights again last night on sportsnight (as I'm sure many of you did). 
    The referee made some appalling decisions, and sending of Cantona was one
    of them. There is a photo in one of todays's tabloids of Lee Dixon and
    Cantona embracing AFTER Cantona had received the red card. Paul Merson
    spoke up for Cantona on BBC and Nigel Winterburn on Sky Sports. Both
    said they didn't think he deserved to be sent off. When the incident
    with Adams happened, Adams certainly didn't seem to think much of it.
    He just got straight up and was walking off without complaint when the
    ref pulled out the card. It was a very harsh decision.
    
    However, Keane should almost certainly have walked. He threw a
    deliberate kick at Davis like the Cork barrow boy that he is. When
    Keane was in Cork he even managed to get arrested for snatching old
    ladies handbags. I'm not kidding. Obviously a nice lad!
    
    They didn't show Ince's "tackle" on selley last night. They did,
    however,  show it on the Sky Sports summary yesterday morning. As one
    person put it, he attempted open knee surgery with his boot. The ref
    didn't even book him. And why was Wright's goal disallowed?  Arsenal
    are trying to finish third to qualify for Europe. They are now two points
    behind Newcastle when they should be level.
    
    Declan
32.3748NEWOA::FIDO_TConation is the keyThu Mar 24 1994 13:499
    >And why was Wright's goal disallowed? 
    
    ...because Smith had his arm across Schmeical's neck as they jumped.
    Admittedly, we've all seen stronger challenges go unpunished and it has
    been said before that the referee made a number of mistakes, but Smith 
    should have kept his arms down.
    
    Terry
    
32.3749PEKING::JOLLYLViva la rock .... the killer lives onThu Mar 24 1994 15:378
    
    and, I think the whistle had gone before he took his shot.
    
    I would have liked to see it stand though.
    
    See you at Wembely (hopefully),
    
    Loz.  
32.3750Timezones, Summer time etc ...AIMTEC::WICKS_AAtlanta's Most (In)famous WelshmanThu Mar 24 1994 20:199
    what time is the coke final? and is it GMT or BST (since my diary
    claims it's summer this weekend) - the bar showing the game claims
    it's not opening til 10am EST and I think the game kicks off at 9!
    
    P.S I don't care who wins.
    
    regards,
    
    Andrew.D.Wicks
32.3751Girl Goalkeepers!!!PEKING::ANTELLJThu Mar 24 1994 20:257
    Smith can not foul, he has never been booked which shows he is not
    agressive enough for a centre forward.
    
    The goalkeeper is a big girls blouse, it was a good goal but you are 
    not allowed to score against MU in the last minute of a game!!!!
    
    Gooner
32.3752Flemming WHO?PEKING::SHALLOMAAron ShallomThu Mar 24 1994 20:267
    I have heard a rumour that a player from Oldham called Fleming has all
    but signed a contact to move to Utd?.Anyone else know more about this?
    
    
                              
    
    Aron...
32.3753SIOG::ESBECKDec Van EsbeckThu Mar 24 1994 20:414
    re -2 You're nearly right. Smith has only been booked once, in the F.A.
    cup final against Wednesday last May.
    
    Declan
32.3754ESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Thu Mar 24 1994 20:427
32.3755Eric Cantona, aged 27 and three quartersYOUWOT::HOUSENWorld famous brick hypnotistFri Mar 25 1994 15:0612
If you want a good laugh, look at the Mike Walters column, in the today's 
TODAY rag..

It helps if you know a little French, but not entirely necessary... {snippet}
He tells me to get stuck in with mon coeur, but I get stuck into Moncur, and
sacre bleu! it's encore une carte rouge when I bump into captaine Adams. Adams
hit the deck like un sack of pommes de terre, and je suis getting a bit
fromaged off with mon lot.... 

well it had Nev. Groom (a Man.U supporter) rolling in the aisles!

Norman
32.3756The Nev Groom?PEKING::ANTELLJFri Mar 25 1994 17:409
    Is Nev Groom the famous keeper ,i remember him gracing the turf with
    style and grace.
    
    IS he still playing, he is a sad loss to the game a tremendous asset to
    any club, a keeper brave as a lion quick as a racehorse and sadly
    drunk as a skunk on Sunday mornings!!!!!
    
    
    Gooners
32.3757SUBURB::GROOMNEarning a fortune, paid a pittance !!Fri Mar 25 1994 18:039
    Wot Ho Joe, how's it hanging ?
    
    Unfortunately the sunday morning turf has not been graced with my
    presence since you retired (again).  Footy is not the same on a sunday
    morning without the famous Antell shuffle !!
    
    
    
    Nev
32.3758Even more semi-retiredYOUWOT::HOUSENWorld famous brick hypnotistFri Mar 25 1994 18:1712
Joe,

I am even more `semi-retired' than Nev `the Lion' Groom... 

`graced the turf' - he certainly spent a lot of time on it, after
being rounded by opposing forwards.. and they certainly had to go a long way 
round ;-)

Rumour has it, we may both make one last return season, next year, so bandage up 
your knees, and join us?

Cheers.. Norman
32.3759Raves from the gravePEKING::ANTELLJFri Mar 25 1994 19:5011
    I might make a comeback we will see how the ankles,knees amd brain is.
    
    Remember it is better to be a has been than a never been!!!!!!!
    
    Is Angela lainsbury still gracing the turf, there were many world
    class players in the team, Ian Side netting Turner, Adi i am not
    offside Keetch, and many more.
    
    I suppose they are all Man U fans now!!!!!!!
    
    Referee mistake identity Joe
32.3760YESSB::MCUNNIFFEMidnight is where the day begins..Sun Mar 27 1994 22:2115
Aston Villa 3 Man Utd 1
Saunders 2   Hughes
Atkinson

A great result for Villa and my Villa-Blackburn-Chelsea alliance has started
off very well. The Mancs hopes of the treble have been dashed and I'm over the
moon. Better still, Utd. had Kanchelsis sent off near the end so that's four
sendings off in five games. Fair play has surely gone out the window.

Utd. now face Liverpool on Wednesday and Blackburn on Saturday so their heads
will hopefully be down. Maybe they will end up with nothing.


 C U N N O
32.3761BUSSTP::DSMITHTears of a clown..fatboys's backMon Mar 28 1994 00:0515
    
    
      Looks like the slagging has started already from you know who.
    
    Villa were deserving winners, I was disappointed with UTD, plenty
    of possession but didn't do enough with it. Never mind, at least
    the pressure of doing the treble is off, it might work to your
    advantage in the run-in for the league. I for one hope UTD win
    the league, as they are by far the best team in England. Still take
    UTD for the FA Cup.
    
     Danny.
    
    ps Liked the comment by Les Sealy in the 2nd half, words to the
       effect, "let's get F****** going" Brilliant.
32.3762:->>>>>MARVIN::MORRELLLeeds United : League Champions 1992.Mon Mar 28 1994 13:089
    Well after yesterdays match... the only song I could think of was...
    
    	"No wheels on your wagon, and your not rolling along.. :->"
    
    Oh yes.. I've got a message from Villa Fan Andy Haigh.. 
    
    	"yeeeeeeeaaaaaaahhhhhhh" :->
    
    Rick.
32.3763We are champion....FORTY2::FOWLERMDoncaster Rovers nilMon Mar 28 1994 14:076
After yesterday's display, I now put a lot more faith in the Ferguson=poor
manager theory. He was comprehensively out-thought bt Sir Lord Big Fat Ron, and
Villa were deserving winners. I think you need a midfield instead of just
playing seven attackers.

Mike
32.3764Well done Villa.XSTACY::PHAYDENMon Mar 28 1994 14:5915
Well personally I was glad that it was such a cracker of a match. Even my mother
watched it and was on the edge of her seat for most of the game so it must have
been good. 
Villa were brilliant. It was great to be able to see such an obvoius change in
Tactics working so well. Ferguson was clueless as how to counter the Villa
performance and this was most apparent in his substitution of Sharpe( an
overrated stick who couldn't control his bladder ) for Giggs a player who
admittedly wasn't doing a lot but who has the potential to create a miracele at
any moment.
Cantona was lost and looked totally lacking in ideas. IMHO Mclair should have
been brought on for him. United with an off form Cantona are infinitely worse
than United with ten men.
The best team won and Ferguson showed why he is not a good manager. He knows the
machine can work but when it broke down yesterday he didn't know how to fix it
or even modify it.
32.3765SIOG::ESBECKDec Van EsbeckMon Mar 28 1994 16:084
    I must say, I think you're being very hard on Ferguson...history is
    littered with red-hot favourites losing cup finals. 
    
    
32.3766KERNEL::WITHALLGWait Till They Getta Loada MeMon Mar 28 1994 16:1211
32.3767They Came , They Saw, They FELL APARTWELSWS::CADDL.U.F.C. League champions 1991/92Mon Mar 28 1994 16:256
    
    
       Man U CAN still do the treble..... They CAN and WILL lose all
    three.....and get a treble of nothing!!!!   :-)))))
    
      Paul.... 
32.3768They came, they watched and they were beatenMOVIES::PLAYFORDKevin @ EDO-13 [DTN:824-3394]Mon Mar 28 1994 16:3818
I'm glad the treble is out of the window.

Utd. were somewhat lacklustre yesterday although I think Big Rons tactics helped
put the damper on their game. Villa snuffed out the threat of Giggs and Kancelskis
by pulling back their wide men to help the full backs. I thought the Villa back
four played superb, Teales tackle on Kancelskis in the box summing up their
committment to the cause.

Note the Utd. whingers again yesterday when Kancelskis was given the read card.
Maybe one of refereeing noters can type in the wording of the rule that applied
to his offence ;-).

I also agree with those who think Fergie is being hard done by. His team didn't
perform yesterday - maybe he takes the blame for not motivating them, but...

Regards
Kevin (an elated non-Man U supporter)
32.3769The League will do for meESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Mon Mar 28 1994 16:3812
32.3770Theatre of bad dreams ?WOTVAX::GREENJAAndy GreenMon Mar 28 1994 15:5926
    
    Well said Brian, it is, as you say, all pie in the sky at the moment.
    
    IMO: When you watch the game in full you will see a below par performance
    from most of the reds, particularly Ince, Keane, Cantona and Giggs. I
    wonder if the pre-match emphasis on discipline had upset 3 of those 4.
    For my money Kanchelskis was the only one who really did his job and
    what the hell was he doing on his own goal line anyway ?
    
    So we are all set for the big one.
    
    The man from sky must be wetting himself, you couldn't have written 
    a better script.
    
    Cheers,
    
    Andy 
    
    
p.s. Never mind, a treble is still on if you can just beat Oldham,

	1994 C.C. Cup        RUNNERS-UP
	1994 Premier league  RUNNERS-UP
        1994 F.A. Cup        RUNNERS-UP

Has anyone ever done that before ?
32.3771They'll finish top of the entertainment league, no sweat...PAVONE::TURNERMon Mar 28 1994 17:1222
       >1994 C.C. Cup        RUNNERS-UP
       >1994 Premier league  RUNNERS-UP
       >1994 F.A. Cup        RUNNERS-UP
    
    Leeds came pretty close to it in 1970:
    
	League Championship        RUNNERS-UP (Arsenal champs?)
        F.A. Cup                   RUNNERS-UP (vs. Chelsea)
        European Cup               ELIMINATED IN THE SEMIS (Feyenoord won)
    
    I daressay it made a lot more people happy too. 
    
    Of course, the knockers will be quick to criticise United's
    attack-minded strategy, persistence with wingers, etc. if they do
    finish up empty-handed. Then, in the next sentence they'll be
    muttering about defensive football, Arsenal, the lack of flair players,
    and so on.
    
    You just can't please some people.
    
    Dom 
    
32.3772BUSSTP::DSMITHTears of a clown..fatboys's backMon Mar 28 1994 17:2417
    
    
    
    re the sending off,
     
      It looked pretty much 50-50 as to whether it was deliberate hand ball
     or not. The ball was driven at Kanchelkis who maybe tried to block it,
     he says it was un-intentional (well, he would). The summarisers on STV
     both said that as it was virtually the last kick of the ball and Villa
     had the game won, the ref maybe didn't want to send him off but with
     the "big-eagles" from the FA and ref's committee etc in the stand,
     maybe he had to go by the book. Shame really, as it had been a very
     sporting game up until then, no bad tackles or moaning as some noters
     would have you beleive. Maybe that was United's problem, too much
     nicey-nicey and not enough aggro!!
    
      Danny.
32.3773SUBURB::ABSOLOMTBlack armbands all roundMon Mar 28 1994 17:307
    
    Hats off to Andy `Attitude' Townsend for his attempts to try and
    convince the referee not to send off Kanchelkis. Made a nice change.
    
    Tony
    
    
32.3774BUSSTP::DREESMon Mar 28 1994 23:4611
    
    Disappointed for Utd but Villa deserved the victory. As has been said
    in previous notes Atkinson's tactics we're bang on. I hope Utd go on
    to do the double as they have been far and away the most entertaining
    team in England this season and deserve the double IMO. Hopefully they 
    can get their act together and hold off Blackburn. 
    
    Suspension's will force Ferguson to change the side and maybe that's
    not a bad thing. Utd looked stale yesterday. 
    
    Del. 
32.3775MASALA::AMCARTHUREAST FIFETue Mar 29 1994 01:556
    Good luck United for the League and the cup. After some of the
    breathtaking displays this season they do not deserve to finish empty
    handed. As for Ferguson being a bad manager...nonsense. He proved
    himself with Aberdeen and has proved himself with United.
    
    An unbiased input.
32.3776allegedly of course.....YUPPY::PANES(Blown) Trebles all roundTue Mar 29 1994 12:576

 Cheer up you little Red Devils.  At least your Chairman appears to have
 been getting a result away from home.

 Stuart
32.3777nice one :-)WOTVAX::GREENJAAndy GreenTue Mar 29 1994 13:111
    
32.3778Or is it because ManU were stuffed?UPROAR::LEMPLive slow, die youngTue Mar 29 1994 13:507
    Stuart,
    
    You seem to be a bit more perky these days! Is it because Spring is on
    it's way perhaps?
    
    Paul.
    
32.3779For your imformation...XSTACY::PHAYDENTue Mar 29 1994 14:4210
Read in the paper today that United shares fell 44p on the market in the light
of the loss to Villa and the shortening of the odds, on United winning nothing ,
from 14-1 to 9-2.

They are forecast to rise again today on the strength of the players not
receiving "Win bonous's" after Sundays game.

Is bis'nezz boys,

Peter.
32.3780Not Much in ItESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Tue Mar 29 1994 16:5613
32.3781MARVIN::MORRELLLeeds United : League Champions 1992.Tue Mar 29 1994 17:028
    Oh... ManU vs Liverpool.. takes you back to 1992 doesn't it and the
    score line  :
    
    		Liverpool 2 - ManU 0
    
    :->>
    
    	Rick.
32.3782Calling MUFC statisticiansWOTVAX::GREENJAAndy GreenTue Mar 29 1994 17:2010
    
    In order to try and settle another pointless argument can anybody list 
    how much United paid for their current squad and where the players came
    from ? 
    
    Cheers,
    
    Andy
    
    p.s. thats what they paid / not what you think they are worth ! :-) 
32.3783MUFC TeamEASE::SMYTHTue Mar 29 1994 18:1025
Player			Cost			From Where
------------------------------------------------------------------

Schmeichal		500,000			Bromby
Irwin						Oldham
Parker			1,700,000		QPR
Pallister		2,300,000		Middlesborough
Bruce						Norwich
Ince			1,500,000 ?		West Ham
Keane			3,500,000 or 37500000   Notts. Forest
Giggs			0			MUFC
Sharpe						Torquay
Mc Clair					Celtic
Hughes					        Barcelona by way of Bayern 	
						Munich
Cantona			1,500,000		Leeds United
Kanchelskis					Spartak Moscow
Dublin						Cambridge
Robson						W.B.A.
Phelan						Norwich


Regards
Gavin
32.3784no....it must be because it is springYUPPY::PANES(Blown) Trebles all roundTue Mar 29 1994 18:5132
           <<< Note 32.3778 by UPROAR::LEMP "Live slow, die young" >>>
                    -< Or is it because ManU were stuffed? >-

>    Stuart,
    
>    You seem to be a bit more perky these days! Is it because Spring is on
>    it's way perhaps?
    
    Paul,

    I strongly resemble your remark that I should derive any pleasure from
    seeing Manchester United ( or any other team ) fail.

    Manchester United are steeped in history ever since their humble beginnings
    as the attractively turned out Newton Heath. Theirs is a glorious
    past. A past rich in tradition of honesty and humility. A past enlivened 
    by the late Louis Edwards business dealings, Bobby Charlton's unfortunate 
    Cup ticket exploits,  the Paul Nice transfer debacle, Michael Knighton
    and now young Master Edwards taking the pork-skin bus to Tuna Town with 
    a young lady, who obviously felt so distraught about his treatment of
    her that she could only find solace in taking her story to the tabloids.

    But its a big club and we shouldn't let the odd P.R. mishap over-shadow
    the football side of things . That is why , I for one , am constantly
    heartened by the way Mr Ferguson and his players , accept all decisions,
    good  or bad , in their stride. Examples all to any youngster.

    Hope this helps,

    Stuart
        

32.3785Try Anadin!PAVONE::TURNERTue Mar 29 1994 19:303
    re: .3785
    Hmm, methinks someone's suffering from an inability to digest the
    result of the 1990 F.A. Cup Final. Wow, four years of stomach pains!
32.3786Spring! Lambs to the slaughter.UPROAR::LEMPLive slow, die youngTue Mar 29 1994 19:337
    Stuart,
    
    Ah, that explains it. I hadn't heard about the sap rising in the OT
    boardroom. In which of the distinguished journals is it reported. 
    
    Paul.
    
32.3787I thought you said they were all saps at OT???YUPPY::PANES(Blown) Trebles all roundTue Mar 29 1994 19:3817
           <<< Note 32.3786 by UPROAR::LEMP "Live slow, die young" >>>
                      -< Spring! Lambs to the slaughter. >-

>    Stuart,
    
>    Ah, that explains it. I hadn't heard about the sap rising in the OT
>    boardroom. In which of the distinguished journals is it reported. 
    
    Paul,

    I only saw it in the NOTW and the Sunday Mirror.( The Observer somehow
    let this scoop slip through their net ).

    Inkingly yours,

    Stuart
    
32.3788BERN01::GOODEJMr DragonTue Mar 29 1994 19:487
    
    Stuart,
    
    	For those of us who can't get such distinguished publications.....
    ........how about a brief precise of the article in question 8-)
    
    JBG
32.3789The CostESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Tue Mar 29 1994 21:3220
Player			Cost			From Where
------------------------------------------------------------------

Schmeichal		550,000			Bromby
Irwin			625,000			Oldham
Parker			1,700,000		QPR
Pallister		2,300,000		Middlesborough
Bruce			825,000			Norwich
Ince			1,500,000       	West Ham
Keane		        3,750,000               Notts. Forest
Giggs			0			MUFC
Sharpe			180,000			Torquay
Mc Clair		850,000			Celtic
Hughes			1,800,000		Barcelona
Cantona			1,000,000		Leeds United
Kanchelskis		650,000			Spartak Moscow
Dublin			1,000,000		Cambridge
Robson			1,500,000		W.B.A.
Phelan			750,000			Norwich

32.3790Lies, damn lies, and football statisticsWOTVAX::GREENJAAndy GreenTue Mar 29 1994 22:0523
32.3791was Hughes a tax dodge?AIMTEC::WICKS_AAtlanta's Most (In)famous WelshmanTue Mar 29 1994 22:167
    actually I'd question the cost for Hughes as he started life as a Manc
    so his real cost was 0 and didn't they make a profit on his transfers
    anyway?
    
    Regards,
    
    Andrew.D.Wicks
32.3792It's all clear now!!UPROAR::LEMPLive slow, die youngWed Mar 30 1994 12:3317
    >I only saw it in the NOTW and the Sunday Mirror.( The Observer somehow
    >let this scoop slip through their net ).

    Stuart,
    
    The *Sunday* papers, eh. That explains a lot. All the players must have
    read the scurrulous reports and been so overcome with anger at these
    false accusations that they couldn't keep their mind on the task in
    hand (they were reading NOTW after all!). So all the time we were
    putting Sunday's defeat down to tactical awareness on the part of The
    Fat Glittering One when all the time the players were thinking about
    the media smear campaign.
    
    Paul.
    
    BTW Is he the Edwards that professes to preferring rugby union to
    footie? 
32.3793I hear Julies leaving.......KBOMFG::TANNERMidnight is where the day begins..Wed Mar 30 1994 15:3610
   I have heard that tomorrow is Julie Masons last day with the company, I was
wondering if anyone in the Birmingham area could say farewell to her from me, 
and wish her all the best for the future. Her notes were never biased, and Iam
sure she'll be missed in here..... Julie if you happen to read this "Take care
and all the best for the future" 

                                                             slainte.....

                                                                  -dave-
32.3794A 3 Point send off From the Reds Devils PleaseESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Wed Mar 30 1994 16:3315
32.3795Yep.. so what??MARVIN::MORRELLLeeds United : League Champions 1992.Wed Mar 30 1994 16:526
    Yes.. it true that we lost 7-0 but we played our youth players who had
    no real experience while you were playing people like Dublin etc....
    
    It was really our youth side playing your first team side.. :->
    
    Rick.
32.3796LEMAN::SIMPSONWed Mar 30 1994 18:237
RE: -.1

Small correction. SOON to be first team - the current incumbents haven't been
suspended yet...

-Steve

32.3797SHAWB2::STOCKMANSWed Mar 30 1994 18:369
All the best Julie.

We'll miss your match reports & commnents. You never know, I may even bump
into you at O.T.

Let's hope the boys get the right result for yers tonight!


Simon
32.3798This is the endBRUMMY::MASONThere's only one UNITEDWed Mar 30 1994 23:008
    This really is my last note guys so, thanks for all of your best wishes
    and if you're at OT, I'm in J Stand so give me a wave (row 19, always
    wearing a black leather jacket and a black hat, and of course, a red
    scarf).
    
    All the best
    
    Julie
32.37991-0 at Old TraffordTLAV01::WICHAIWONGThu Mar 31 1994 06:445
    Yes!  1-0 for United against Liverpool.  Now we have 6 points clear
    ahead rovers.  The big match on this saturday and the win for United is
    a must if we want to win the title.  9 points ahead if we win.
    
    Wichai.
32.3800Is it all over yet ?WOTVAX::GREENJAAndy GreenThu Mar 31 1994 12:5810
    Well done United, valuable points last night. 
                
    See you all on Saturday.
    
    Cheers,
    
    Andy
    
    p.s. I see Mr Hackett forgot where he was for a moment there, good job the
    linesman was on hand to remind him ;-)
32.3801keep on following United!TRUCKS::SANTnetwork partner exitedThu Mar 31 1994 13:316
    
    	'bye Jules. Good luck.
    
    	Don't 'spect we'll be far behind you....
    
    	Andy.
32.3802G'G'G'G'G'd Luck Julie. Bye... ~ <<-(That's a wave by the way)XSTACY::PHAYDENThu Mar 31 1994 13:390
32.3803Ruddock ThugPEKING::ANTELLJThu Mar 31 1994 14:318
    What was Ruddocks thugish challenge on Hughes all about!
    
    I dont believe the Ref or linesman never saw  it, the word bottler
    Ref comes to mind.
    
    
    Why cant Schmiecal stand up, he is a funny keeper i am not convinced he
    is any good.
32.3804Why should he bottle it at OT?UPROAR::LEMPLive slow, die youngThu Mar 31 1994 14:531
    
32.3805Match report plsMSAM03::ROBERTLIMrock round the locksThu Mar 31 1994 16:053
    ManU 1 Liverpool 0 - match report please!
    
    RLim
32.38066 of 1FORTY2::ETHERIDGEApparently.Thu Mar 31 1994 16:5010
32.3807Ronnie Who????ESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Thu Mar 31 1994 17:077
32.3808Looked like Champions to me !!!BERN01::BOLGERJerry Bolger.Thu Mar 31 1994 18:019
    I saw about 4 seconds of highlights on Sky News this morning and it
    looked to me as if United easily deserved the win. They were all over
    Liverpool. In fact, I didn't see the ball leave the Liverpool area
    once (unless you count the back of the net !).
    
    
    And I suppose people are going to try to tell me I'm biased ;-)
    
    Jerry.
32.3809Clean out!!!PEKING::ANTELLJThu Mar 31 1994 18:216
    Did Mark Hughes clean any one out off the ball?
    
    Is it true Jamie Redknapp panics when he gets in the penalty box,
    Is Alan Hansen biased towards Liverpool and are bullfrogs waterproof!!
    
    Why dont teams put fullbacks on posts, when i was a boy!!!!!
32.3810I always get sarcastic around Easter ;-)BERN01::BOLGERJerry Bolger.Thu Mar 31 1994 18:4525
    RE .3809
    
>    Did Mark Hughes clean any one out off the ball?
    
   Yes, I believe he took 50 quid off Ronny Whelan in a game of poker.
    
>    Is Alan Hansen biased towards Liverpool and are bullfrogs waterproof!!
    
    Yes and No:   
    Yes    : bullfrogs are waterproof except when they open their mouths.
    And No : Alan Hansen is not biased toward Liverpool except when he
    	     opens his mouth.
    
>    Why dont teams put fullbacks on posts, when i was a boy!!!!!
                                             
    Steve Bruce and Gary Pallister are often to be seen on the post, mostly 
    in the oppositions goal-mouth.  (If I misunderstood you, and you
    actually meant "stilts", then Steve and Gary are tall enough already,
    and anyway I think it's against FIFA rules to use artificial growth
    promoters.)
    
    
    Any more questions ?
    
    Jerry.
32.3811Please explain last note !GVA02::LUANDA::Who?Thu Mar 31 1994 18:479
RE: -1
	Joe, 
		How's it going, I notice your notes still make a lot of sense 
! How are the knees holding up, I don't suppose you can play anymore without 
youngsters like me doing all your work for you.

Angela !

P.S Are you still eating those carrots.
32.3812Carrot Knee!PEKING::ANTELLJThu Mar 31 1994 19:459
    Carrotts ?
    
    Knees ?
    
    
    What is going on, is that Angela Lainsbury the detective ?
    
    Doing work for me, does that mean giving the ball away for me and
    running offside for me ! thanks for the help!!!!!!!!
32.3813Live at O.T.ESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Thu Mar 31 1994 20:344
32.3814Live in MalaysiaMSAM03::ROBERTLIMrock round the locksFri Apr 01 1994 07:264
    Rover v United will also be shown 'live' in Malaysia (TV3)
    
    Rob
    
32.3815Not outside Europe?MSAM03::ROBERTLIMrock round the locksFri Apr 01 1994 07:4314
    Learnt yesterday that United has turned down an invitation for a
    pre-season friendly over here in Malasyia to mark the opening of a
    80000 seater football stadium.
    
    The reason was that United has a new policy of not playing during
    summer outside Europe.  Can anyone verify this?  Is this a permanent
    decision or just one to give the players rest?                         
    
    It also meant that United may travel outside Europe during a season for
    friendlies which is more taxing!
    
    Current membership of the official United fan club in Malaysia is 4500!
    
    Rob
32.38166 Points PleaseESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Fri Apr 01 1994 17:086
32.3817Blackburn 2 United 0MSAM03::ROBERTLIMrock round the locksSun Apr 03 1994 17:2516
    Blackburn 2 United 0
    
    A poor performance by United.  Did not do anything effective for most
    of the game.  The lead is now 3 points and based on last night
    performance it will NOT be enough.  The passion and edge has gone off
    the boil lately.  Could it be coincidental with the adverser publicity
    of the red cards?  I would say that it certainly took the aggression
    out of United.  Let's not begrudge the fact that Rovers played well -
    although it is aided by a below par performance from United.  Shearer
    did very well for the two goals.
    
    I am very disturbed by the way which United went down.  There was no
    creativity and the midfield was greatly subdued.  Hughes as usual
    played his guts out - wonder what happened to the rest?  Ince did not
    even land a tackle!
    
32.3818We didn't want to finish the league too early !!! ;-)BERN01::BOLGERJerry Bolger.Sun Apr 03 1994 19:2531
    It hurts, but it has to be said:  
    
    	Well done Blackburn.
    
    They undoubtedly  deserved the win yesterday  and have  re-opened the 
    title race with a vengeance. It took a very strong team to recover so 
    convincingly from the defeat by Wimbledon earlier in the week.
    
    I disagree, however, that yesterday's performance can be  taken  as a 
    sign of things to come from United. To my mind, we went to Ewood Park
    thinking that a draw  would be a good result.  That's not  a "normal" 
    frame of mind for this team and it showed on the park.  The flair and 
    style was missing, and not just because  Eric Cantona was out.  There 
    were some close ones too. Gary Pallister came close (at both ends !), 
    Andre  Kanchelskis  was denied by a  great reflex save  from  Pansies 
    (sorry, Flowers), and Paul Ince (who's been developing quite a  taste
    for goals lately) hit the wrong  side of the post  (admittedly from a 
    mis-hit shot). 
    
    I  may be wrong, but I hope that this defeat will provide the kick in 
    the  a**e that's needed to get United moving again. It's not going to 
    be an easy run in, but  I'ld rather be three points ahead than  three 
    points behind.
    
    And if Blackburn do overhaul United, we'll all look back to the game 
    yesterday and say "Lucky b*****ds" ;-)
    
    
    Yours objectively,
    
    Jerry.                                            
32.3819PEKING::BAREFIELDABLUE IS THE COLOURWed Apr 06 1994 15:228
    
    Here's a suprise...  Man utd have only sold 19'000 of their 31'000
    allocation for Sundays F.A cup semi final against Oldham, I suppose
    most of you woodwork supporters now have Blackburn shirts now anyway.
    Maybe they are having trouble finding their way to Manchester to pick
    up tickets...
    
    Andy..B
32.3820PEKING::BAREFIELDABLUE IS THE COLOURWed Apr 06 1994 15:245
    
    Apparently Man-u have put Eric Cantona in charge of the distribution of
    the semi final tickets, so this means they will be sent off early.
    
    
32.3821last reply is copyright of Simon Mayo......AYOV11::KMCCLELLANDThe Honest TruthWed Apr 06 1994 16:291
    
32.3822It's BoilingESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Wed Apr 06 1994 16:4118
32.3823Why's Roy Keane's pubic wig on his face ?WOTVAX::GREENJAAndy GreenWed Apr 06 1994 17:2823
    Re: .3822
    
    Brian, I have to agree with your comments about next weeks games, its good
    to read 'reasonable' notes now and again.
    
    I have to say your comments are in total contrast to those I heard this
    morning on BBC TV from a total w..ker who edits the United fanzine. 
    
    I'm not sure what point he was trying to make because my T.V.
    dissappeared out of the window shortly after I heard "its bad for the
    game that there is no competition for Manchester United who are winning
    everything and totally dominating......"  ;-)
    
    FYI: A number of United fans decided to join the celebrations in Blackburn
    on Saturday night, many of them soon became guests of Lancashire 
    Constabulary. I will check their names in the local papers to see if 
    that explains where some of your noting colleagues have got to :-)
    
    Its not over yet,
    
    Cheers,
    
    Andy        
32.3824Ho Chi KeaneESSB::BREEWed Apr 06 1994 18:131
    
32.3825The 7-a-side smiley team !WOTVAX::GREENJAAndy GreenWed Apr 06 1994 18:2115
    
     :{>         Roy Keane
    
     : O         Paul Ince
    
     :*O         Steve Bruce
    
    [:-O         Peter Schmeichal
    
    {:-)         Andrej Kanchelskis
    
                 Eric Cantona
    
    (:-)         Dion Dublin 
    
32.3826Faith and confidence are everything.XSTACY::PHAYDENWed Apr 06 1994 18:2932
    >>dissappeared out of the window shortly after I heard "its bad for the
    >>game that there is no competition for Manchester United who are winning
    >>everything and totally dominating......"  ;-)
  

Well there is a point to be made that it is not Blackburn's improvement but
rather United's loss of form which has led to the current situation. 

After all Blackburn are not exactly winning praise for their total domination of
the opposition and the wonderful way in which they have started to play
,because, they really haven't improved that much.
That's not to say that they are a bad team , they wouldn't be in second place if
they were. It's just that they are showing no signs of becoming a better team
before the end of the season i.e a Team that will be sure to win all of their
remaining games in a stylish and comprehensive manner.

Newcastle United on the other hand are storming up the table by playing
outstanding football and really do deserve a place in Europe.Without their form
glitch midseason they would be challenging for the title and United would be
very worried. As it is Blackburn haven't got the confidence , talent ,
experience , dominance or bottle to catch United and I would predict that they
loose or draw two of their last six games.

United up until now have easily dominated most of their opposition ( Chelsea &
Galatasary being the exceptions ). Teams live in trepadation of a United
opposition( Can the same be said of Blackburn ? I think not ! ).
Some of that fear element has been eroded of late and some of the confidence and
passion within the team is lacking but one good result will fix that. 



Peter.
32.3827Now thats what I call a United fanWOTVAX::GREENJAAndy GreenWed Apr 06 1994 18:374
    .3826
    
    You must be the editor of the United fanzine !
     
32.3828There up there on MeritESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Wed Apr 06 1994 19:1113
Andy,
     You beat me too it.

United are having a great season by any standards. 23 wins (1 less then the
whole of last season) 10 draws and 3 defeats, and yet Blackburn are only 3
points behind. Give them the credit they deserve. You only get the 3 points
for winning, not the style you win in. United may have played the best 
football any side has played this season, but as we all know it's the points
on the board at the end of the season that wins you the title. Style goes
out the window at this stage of the season, it's points on the board that
count from now on.


32.3829WOTVAX::NORTHSWed Apr 06 1994 20:3711
    RE .3826
    
    Must be a Burnley fan disguised as a United fan.
    
    Blackburn are where they are on merit and will win the league
    
    		on MERIT.
    
    
    Stephen
    Kenny's Barmy Army
32.3830XSTACY::PHAYDENWed Apr 06 1994 21:0112
No one would dispute that Blackburn are where they are other than on Merit and
Uncle Jack's wad but the only reason that they are within a sniff of United is
because of United's poor form of late. 
Title contenders should not get stuffed 4-1 at a time when they are supposed to
be playing championship winning football !
I wouldn't disagree either that B'burn didn't deserve to beat United, but would
they have beaten a United team playing the way they were earlier in the season.
Don't forget , your players should be a lot fresher (after getting knocked out
of every other competition at an early stage) they should well be expected to
beat an exhausted and disrupted team lacking one of its key players !

Peter.
32.3831You don't see much with your head up your ....WOTVAX::GREENJAAndy GreenWed Apr 06 1994 21:4940
    
    
    
    Re: .3830 
    
    Apologies now to all decent MANU fans but this man is letting you down
    badly. 
    
    Peter, I can't believe you write this stuff without smileys !
    
    In your first line you seem to imply Blackburns success is something to
    do with money, obviously United didn't buy their team, it just sort of 
    turned up in the cornflake packet did it ?
    
    The second line is a real gem when United have just been stuffed 2-0 by
    their nearest championship rivals. This particular result also stacks 
    up tremendously well with your earlier notes remarks about 'bottle'.
    
    In line three you seem to have forgotten that United have managed to
    just scrape 1 point from a possible 6 against Blackburn. I think you will 
    also find that Blackburn had a poor start to their season and have had only
    one real bad result for a while. United had a blistering start but have 
    been spluttering on and off since Christmas. So what sounds like 
    championship form to you ? 
     
    And then we finish off with what can only be taken as a "United are
    a bit worn out and can't play without Cantona" remark. Dear oh dear, 
    what happened to "we've got so many great players in our squad we just 
    don't know what to do". And I thought Blackburn were supposed to be the
    one man team !
    
    Sir, comments such as yours give United fans a bad name and are one of
    the reasons why Blackburn Rovers are now the popular choice for the 
    championship. 
    
    cheers,
    
    Andy
    
    :-)   
32.3832I can see Blackburn from here...XSTACY::PHAYDENThu Apr 07 1994 13:1636
re: .3831

Dear sir,

You're reply being so biased and so obviously (unlike my notes I might add)
lacking in impartiallity does scacely deserve a reply, but here is one anyway. 

Stuffed is not what I would call 2-0 when the stuffed and the stuffers are in
2nd and 1st place respectively and the stuffers didn't exactly dominated the
opposition and have had more than their fair share of luck in the timeliness of
the fixture, the exhaustion of the opposition and the lack of a key player
leading to the disruption of a well tuned machine , let alone the obvious
biasedness of referees against the opposition leading to a reluctance on the
players part to get stuck in for fear of being sent off for slight over
exuberance.
  
4-1 on the other hand is what I would call stuffed especially when the stuffers
are a mediocre mid-table team and the stuffed are suposedly a championship
winning team playing their best football of the season. HA HA.

Money has reared it's ugly head also. Yes United bought their team but at least
we toiled and saved for ours in a true working class fashion. We don't have a
noveau rich Daddy who made money on the backs of the proletariat during the
Thatcher years to finance our club with blood money. 
Oh yes be proud , be very proud of your team which has come about as a result of
the policies of the same government which sanctioned hospital closures ,
homelessness , tax evasion and the excessive greed which permeated the '80's. 

Balckburn may be the choice of the Nation but United are the choice of the 
world !


Yours in sport,

Peter.:-)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) I love a good wind up.

32.3833UPROAR::LEMPLive slow, die youngThu Apr 07 1994 13:334
    The excuses are coming in early this year (smiley thing).
    
    Paul.
    
32.3834Bob's your uncleYUPPY::PANESNearly backThu Apr 07 1994 13:364
   I do hope that no current or former players, will be financially
   impacted by M.U.F.C. having to send back so many tickets for the semi.

   Stuart
32.3835So exactly where are you now ?WOTVAX::GREENJAAndy GreenThu Apr 07 1994 13:5611
    Peter,
    
    Its good to see you keeping a sense of humour as the treble crumbles
    around you ;-)
    
    May your mindless drivel come back to haunt you in April !
    
    Yours, from the happy heart of industrial East Lancashire, 
    
Andy :-)
    
32.3836A four zone travelcard costs over 3 poundsUPROAR::LEMPLive slow, die youngThu Apr 07 1994 14:5119
    
   >impacted by M.U.F.C. having to send back so many tickets for the semi.
    
    Stuart,
    
    I personally think it is scandalous to expect those ManU supporters who
    live in the Manchester area to come all the way to London *just* for a
    semi-final. You must consider that these supporters have been subjected
    to severe financial burdens caused by following their team all over
    Europe. The supporters wallets just cannot keep pace with the costs
    caused by following this most successful team. 
    
    The F.A. should have held the semi-final in the North-West, at a ground
    convenient for the supporters. Old Trafford is around those parts and
    is big enough to allow Oldham 2-3 thousand tickets. I think those
    fuddy-duddies at the F.A. must be going senile.
    
    Paul.
    
32.3837Let Motty do the commo about Sparky and his matesYUPPY::PANESNearly backThu Apr 07 1994 15:0115
32.3838PAVONE::TURNERThu Apr 07 1994 15:158
    re: .3836
    Moreover, if they have to shell out pounds to travel to London for the
    semi-final, how are they going to be able to make the same trip for the
    final?
    
    Oops, that *does* sound arrogant, doesn't it? ;-)
    
    Dom
32.3839Cockney Reds - Supporting Local FootballYUPPY::PATEMANSome Fantastic PlaceThu Apr 07 1994 15:294
    But why should they have to pay anything to travel to London - most
    already live there anyway :-)
    
    Paul
32.3840Rolling in it...PEKING::CHADWICKMThu Apr 07 1994 21:078
32.3841ESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Thu Apr 07 1994 22:0610
32.3842>I believe the home kit is due to change at the start of next season.MARVIN::MORRELLLeeds United : League Champions 1992.Thu Apr 07 1994 22:105
    Hey thats a surprise.. NOT!!!!
    
    :->
    
    Rick.
32.3843Wooly JumpersESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Thu Apr 07 1994 23:235
    
    Rick,
         leeds can't talk, with 4 different home strips in the last 4 seasons 
:-)

32.3844MARVIN::MORRELLLeeds United : League Champions 1992.Thu Apr 07 1994 23:315
    The only reason we changed strips was due to use having different
    sponsors... I don't think ManU have that excuse with them being
    sponsored by Sharp for the last 8 years or so! :->
    
    	Rick.
32.3845Going for the double ?LARVAE::KRISMAN_PSingle tasking - on a good day!Fri Apr 08 1994 14:594
    Does anyone know if it is possible to get tickets for the semi final
    at the gate or beforehand by credit card etc.
    
    Paul
32.3846Media hype again..MUFC::TONYFri Apr 08 1994 16:5714
>>    Does anyone know if it is possible to get tickets for the semi final
>>    at the gate or beforehand by credit card etc.
    
>>    Paul


There's a small number of tickets situated at the Olympic Gallery priced
at 45 and 50 pounds left. NO Credit cards bookings can be made plus there
will be no tickets sold on the day other than from touts..!!

So it would appear that the Reds will be turning up after all.


Tony
32.3847You get oneUNTADH::DELANEYYorkieFri Apr 08 1994 17:1311
    You'll get one from touts no problem - expect to pay 50 quid though.
    
    You can also get 'em from the many ticket agencies in central London,
    again 50 quid will be the going rate. These places always advertise
    in the London Evening Post, you ask "How much are they", they say "25
    quid" - you say "right I'll have one then". Then you turn up to collect
    the ticket and strangely there has been a misunderstanding and the price
    had gone up to 50 (basically you misunderstood that you weren't going 
    to get ripped off).
    
    Al.                   
32.3848GLADYS::CRAVENThere's only one David KangMon Apr 11 1994 11:585
    OK who won ?
    
    	ManU or Oldham ?
    
    Ica, in Australia with no news on the radio
32.3849Replay at Maine Rd on Weds.UPROAR::LEMPLive slow, die youngMon Apr 11 1994 12:3411
    re -1
    
    A draw (1-1). 0-0 after normal time. Oldham scored in secord period of
    extra time and had to hold out for 17 minutes or so. Manchester
    equalised in the last minute with a great volley from Mark "Sparky"
    Hughes.
    
    Hope this helps. I'm sure a more detailed report will come soon.
    
    Paul.
     
32.3850MARVIN::MORRELLLeeds United : League Champions 1992.Mon Apr 11 1994 12:389
    The final score was 1-1... but ManU are the luckiest son's of guns
    alive at the moment... Mark Hughes should have been sent off for all
    the abuse he was throwing at the referee.... I've never lip-read so
    many four letter words in all my life! 
    
    	Shame ManU had to equalise really... & in the last minute of extra
    time.. :-<
    
    Rick.
32.3851GLADYS::CRAVENThere's only one David KangMon Apr 11 1994 12:381
    Thanks mate, go the Shaddy...Ica
32.3852IRNBRU::HOWARDvamos a la playaMon Apr 11 1994 13:2512
    re .3850
    
    Couldn't agree more. Hughes seems to have taken over Ince's role as
    chief moaning Minnie at ManU.  He should have walked long before the
    final whistle. His goal was an absolute peach, by the way....
    
    Ray....
    
    BBC Scotland were up to their usual tricks yesterday. I only got to see
    the match because the Anchor bar in Ayr can get BBC Northern
    Ireland....What was the name of that blockbuster film that they showed
    in its place?....No, I've never heard of it either....
32.3853Re: Yesterday's game. A great cure for insomnia.. Borrrrrrrrrrring !!!XSTACY::PHAYDENMon Apr 11 1994 14:3111
The best things about yesterdays game are...

1/ Keane and a badly missed Kanchelkis(sp ?) will be back for the replay.
2/ The replay uses up one more of Cantona's suspensions.
3/ The league game against Leeds(scheduled for wednesday) is postponed until
Cantona returns.
4/ The replay is at Maine Rd. Ha Ha !!!

Yes a good result overall I would say

Peter.
32.3854I should imagine that the game isn't all ticketYUPPY::PANESJesus loves you, more than I doMon Apr 11 1994 14:3613

  I agree with the earlier comments about Hughes being lucky to stay 
  on the pitch ( a good goal though ). Ince was back to his normal
  petulent ways.   Was there a doubt over Ritchie's fitness, because apart
  from running around a lot of thought Beckford was ineffectual.
   
  As to replay.... its the fans I feel sorry for. Why oh why does the F.A.
  make them go all the way up to Manchester for the game?


  Stuart

32.3855KERNEL::WITHALLGWait Till They Getta Loada MeMon Apr 11 1994 14:5512
    
    
    > As to replay.... its the fans I feel sorry for. Why oh why does the
    > F.A.make them go all the way up to Manchester for the game?
    
    
      Urmmm -   Isn't Oldham and Manchester just an inch or so apart ?
      it is on my map.... Maine Road is probably as good a venue as any.
      Then again it may have proved a little fairer to play it at Goodison.
    
    
    Gazzer
32.3856Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit ? Or somthing like that.XSTACY::PHAYDENMon Apr 11 1994 15:093
Right Stuart ? ;-)

Peter.
32.3857It's their turn nowUPROAR::LEMPLive slow, die youngMon Apr 11 1994 15:1511
  >As to replay.... its the fans I feel sorry for. Why oh why does the F.A.
  >make them go all the way up to Manchester for the game?
    
    Stuart,
    
    Come on, be reasonable. The Oldham supporters came down from the
    North-West for this one so it's only fair that the Manu suporters now
    have to travel.
    
    Paul.
    
32.3858YUPPY::PANESJesus loves you, more than I doMon Apr 11 1994 15:3213
32.3859PEKING::BAREFIELDABLUE IS THE COLOURMon Apr 11 1994 17:084
    
    Can anyone tell me who was the manager before Buzby..?
    
    Andy..B
32.3860Who wants to know ?BERN01::BOLGERJerry Bolger.Mon Apr 11 1994 17:366
    No I'm afraid not. I can however, if you're interested, tell you how
    they get the figs into the Fig Rolls !
    
    Yours figuratively,
    
    Jerry.
32.3861Best Supporting Dramatic Actress - P. Ince ?WOTVAX::GREENJAAndy GreenMon Apr 11 1994 17:516
    
    Congratulations to Eric Cantona on his Player of the Year Award, 
    justly deserved, assuming it was for 1993 calendar year.
    
    Anybody know who else won anything ?
    
32.3862PFA Awards - Voted for Pre Swindon & ArsenalYUPPY::PATEMANSome Fantastic PlaceMon Apr 11 1994 18:039
    Best Young Player: Andy Cole
    
    Premiership Team:	Flowers, Kelly, Pallister, Adams, Irwin, Ince,
    			McCallister, Batty, Shearer, Cantona, Beardsley
    
    Div 1 Team: See Note 44
    
    
    Paul
32.3863PEKING::BAREFIELDABLUE IS THE COLOURMon Apr 11 1994 18:255
    
    Well .. come on.. who was the Manager at Manchester Utd before
    Buzby.....?  DONT AVOID THE QUESTION....
    
      Andy..B
32.3864the big issue ?WOTVAX::GREENJAAndy GreenMon Apr 11 1994 18:379
    
    Easy, It's a trick question. 
    
    Buzby was a yellow fictional bird who advertised BT during the 80's, he
    never managed Manchester United !.
    
    Can I claim the prize ?
    
    Andy..G ;-)
32.3865Don't know what he means ...BERN01::BOLGERJerry Bolger.Mon Apr 11 1994 19:251
    Who's avoiding the question ?
32.3866PEKING::BAREFIELDABLUE IS THE COLOURMon Apr 11 1994 19:315
    
    You lot are on here.. you aint got a clue about Man Utd, I'm suprised
    you know who the current manager is..
    
    Andy..B
32.3867IRNBRU::HOWARDvamos a la playaMon Apr 11 1994 19:491
    Was it Frank O'Farrell????
32.3868Busby was the first managerSBPEXE::MACDONALDMon Apr 11 1994 19:4912
If you read Eamon Dunphy's book on Matt Busby it will become clear that one of 
Matt Busby's claims to fame is that he more or less invented the modern idea of
a football manager. Prior to this there would have been a trainer who would only
have had responsibility for physical training. The picking of the team, how the
club was run, wages, transfers etc was done by members of the board, usually the
chairman.

So, to answer the question, there was no manager of Manchester United before Matt
Busby merely some long forgotten PT instructor.

Helpfully,
Jamie
32.3869I'm always sarcastic on Mondays ...BERN01::BOLGERJerry Bolger.Mon Apr 11 1994 20:0614
    Re .3866 :
    
    Ehh, If I'm not mistaken his name is like a TV/Video manufacturer. 
    I'm pretty sure it's either Sony or Mitsubishi. I can't seem to get
    Sharp out of my mind either, but I think he might be the keeper or the
    right winger.
    
    To be fair you can't expect us to know everything. Most of us have only
    been supporting Man Utd since this time last year !!! As soon as I find
    out where they play, I'm planning to get along there and cheer them
    along !!!
    
    Jerry.
          
32.3870MARVIN::MORRELLLeeds United : League Champions 1992.Mon Apr 11 1994 20:0910
    >I'm planning to get along there and cheer them along !!!
    
    	I think you missed a bit off that statement... it should read :-
    
       " I'm planning to get along there and cheer them along out of the
    F.A. Cup!!!! " :->
    
    Rick. :->>>>>>
    
    
32.3871Any other "best of premiership" teams ?NEWOA::FIDO_TConation is the keyMon Apr 11 1994 20:398
>    Premiership Team:	Flowers, Kelly, Pallister, Adams, Irwin, Ince,
>    			McCallister, Batty, Shearer, Cantona, Beardsley
    
    That's a good team, but it won't do for Fantasy League - it costs far
    too much ! Seriously though, there's not much flair in the midfield is
    there ?
    
    Terry
32.3872Where's the width?YUPPY::PATEMANSome Fantastic PlaceMon Apr 11 1994 20:469
    Distinct lack of any wide players, who's going to get the crosses in
    for Shearer? What about Giggs, Sharp, Wilcox, Ripley, and, the obvious
    choice really......
    
    Eddie (Wizzard of the Wing) McGoldrick
    
    ???????
    
    Paul
32.3873SUBURB::ABSOLOMTAye KarumbaMon Apr 11 1994 21:279
    
    You'll all be chuffed to know that Wednesday's replay will be screened
    live on SKY one. 
    
    Hats off to SKY.
    
    Tony
    
    
32.3874YUPPY::PANESJesus loves you, more than I doMon Apr 11 1994 21:306
          <<< Note 32.3872 by YUPPY::PATEMAN "Some Fantastic Place" >>>
                            -< Where's the width? >-

  Barnes? Whelan? Molby?

  Stuart
32.3875MARVIN::MORRELLLeeds United : League Champions 1992.Mon Apr 11 1994 21:363
    Oh.. no.. more Andy Gray!!! Ahhhhhhggggghhhhhhhh!!!
    
    Rick
32.3876Before BusbyESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Mon Apr 11 1994 23:049
32.3877ReportESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Mon Apr 11 1994 23:351
I was at the game on Sunday, and will put in a detailed report tomorrow.
32.3878MARVIN::MORRELLLeeds United : League Champions 1992.Mon Apr 11 1994 23:465
    >I was at the game on Sunday...
    
    	Were you in with the Oldham fans?? :->>>>>>>
    
    	Rick.
32.3879TRUCKS::SANTnetwork partner exitedTue Apr 12 1994 13:4331
    
    	I notice several of the "we-dislike-United-so-much-and-are-so-
    	witty-with-our-smart-jibes-at-the-believers" crew were in here
    	pretty damn quick with the criticism...
    
    	Your constant bitching at United does you no credit.
    
    	BS like "Hughes was lucky to still be on the pitch"
    		"United must be the luckiest team"..
    
    	etc etc ad nauseum...
    
    	Nick Henry was the dirtiest player on the pitch on Sunday and 
    	no one has yet mentioned that. Be honest. His continual assaults 
    	on Paul Ince would in previous seasons provoked The Petulent One to
    	retaliate much worse and get sent off. His restraint on Sunday
    	was admirable, and his booking was ridiculous - he suffered for
    	all the mayhem going on around him caused by others.
    
    	Please at least put fair and unbiased reports in here - the Oldham
    	note shows how many of you lot are Oldham supporters. 
    
    	A draw was the right result. Neither side deserved to WIN! At
    	full-time, the opinion was that a mistake would lose the game. But
    	for a spectacular shot (Hughes' 2nd constructive contribution to
    	the whole match), they would have been spot-on.
    	
    	On to Wednesday, and hopefully a much-improved game.
    
    	Yours in Sport, etc...
                
32.3880MARVIN::MORRELLLeeds United : League Champions 1992.Tue Apr 12 1994 13:5211
    
    	Well lets put it this way.. if the boot was on the other foot then
    most of the ManU fans in here would be having their pound of flesh..
    and critising which ever team was being chased at the top... If it was
    Leeds then I can be certain you'd be having a go at the Leeds
    supporters in here! :->
    
    	Its all just part of football.. & its what makes it interesting.
    :->
    
    	Rick.
32.3881PAVONE::TURNERTue Apr 12 1994 14:029
    >Its all just part of football.. & its what makes it interesting.
    
    If that's the case, then I'll be off to the FISHING conference.
    
    Sure, having a laugh is part of football - but so is the ability to
    watch a game between Team A and Team B without showing a hint of bias. 
    
    Dom
    
32.3882A Spark ESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Tue Apr 12 1994 14:3314
32.3883it's only a bloody game, forchristssake...TRUCKS::SANTnetwork partner exitedTue Apr 12 1994 14:4216
    
    	Really, Rick?
    
    	Where were you two years ago when there was much praise in this
    	note for the way Leeds won the title, as well as a fair amount 
    	of p*ss-taking and good-natured banter? This, despite the fact 
    	that we blew our first title in 26 years practicaly ripped my guts
    	out!
 
    	What I find "interesting" as you put it is a realistic and sensible
    	discussion with some fun and banter thrown in. I don't find constant
    	bickering/bitching/insults to my sense of humour much fun at all.
    	Quite frankly, it isn't worth it, and this observation is not directed
    	at any one individual.
    
    	I thank you (no token smiley intended)
32.3884YUPPY::PANESJesus loves you, more than I doTue Apr 12 1994 15:058

re last few.

   Well thats me off to the valuing differences conference.


   Stuart
32.3885TRUCKS::SANTnetwork partner exitedTue Apr 12 1994 15:505
    
    	You're going to get very cold and lonely up there on that moral
    	high ground, Stuart.
    
    	Andy.
32.3886Hey chill out.. you don't find me getting worked up! :->MARVIN::MORRELLLeeds United : League Champions 1992.Tue Apr 12 1994 16:0213
    I do value differences... for instance I'll be cheering along Arsenal
    tonight cos I want English teams to do well... but football is a
    competitive game.. it is based on competition & rivalry between teams
    & hence the supporters...
    
    	I'd be the first to applause a good play etc.. e.g. When Leeds
    played Blackburn I thought that Blackburn did play well on the day
    & I did say that at the time... 
    
    	As for me two years ago... I was up in Leeds just finishing my
    degree so I saw none of these notes! :->
    
    	Rick
32.3887Lets not get paranoid Mr Ferguson ;-)WOTVAX::GREENJAAndy GreenTue Apr 12 1994 16:2232
    re: 3883
    
    Andy,
    
    I actually think Rick has a point but maybe where we have a problem is
    that one mans banter is another mans insult.
    
    But you did ask "where were you two years ago ?" 
    
    I would like to observe that YOU were writing note 202.2 where 
    you were describing Blackburn Rovers as "mis-fits" who lacked what 
    was necessary to get promotion. 
    
    I find that particularly insulting myself (and not particularly
    accurate either ;-)), but, I accept that following football is all 
    about opinions. 
    
    If you think people go over the top now and then O.K. you can have 
    your say too (always accepting that it is within what constitutes 
    acceptable noting ). If you don't want a pissing contest than zip up 
    and walk away.
    
    I enjoy football notes, I think it really reflects the mentality of all
    followers of football, from the smug armchair supporter to the fanatic
    on the terraces. Now and again you have to listen to the away fans and
    you don't always like what you hear. C'est la vie.
    
    Yours in friendly rivalry,
    
    Andy
                                                    
    p.s. Its not over yet ! 
32.3888Sheep Shaggers UniteESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Tue Apr 12 1994 16:239
32.3889Enjoy it while it lasts......NEMAIL::PILATONNick Pilato DECUS IM&amp;T SupervisorTue Apr 12 1994 16:408
    Re last few.....
    
    Hey you guys!   Good luck FISHING and VALUING YOUR DIFFERENCES!
    
    In my opinion, as long as you have FAN.... you'll have a little of
    everything. LIGHTEN UP and enjoy it!
    
    Nick
32.3890Ostriches vs Vultures - The replayWOTVAX::GREENJAAndy GreenTue Apr 12 1994 16:5023
    Brian,
    
    I love talking about United !
    
    Lets get this note back on track, tell me again about how United are
    not worried, I'm longing for another "its all over now" note ! 
    
    How many points can MANU take from the last 6 games ?
    
    Will the Frenchman still be at O.T. next season ?
    
    You know what, I get the distinct impression that United have
    given up on trying to win the League and are really going all out 
    for the F.A. Cup. (We don't want to end up playing those turks again!)
    
    Cheers,
    
    Andy
    
    p.s. I know my work will be done when MANU fans hate Blackburn as much 
    as they hate Liverpool !
    
    ;-)
32.3891Not as bad as ScousersESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Tue Apr 12 1994 17:2028
32.3892Support your own....KBOMFG::TANNERMidnight is where the day begins..Tue Apr 12 1994 18:3320
  I agree with Brian when he states "may the best team win" What I don't
understand is how come we have so many noters behaving like vultures???? Has
it got something to do with job satisfaction???? or work security???? I 
personally have 2 months left with the company, they have closed us down around
700 folks... Now not only will I miss my work.. notes.. vnews etc... most of all
I will miss the other 699 people I worked with. I and they realise that we may
never see each other again and that's kinda hard....

   Ok why Iam writing this stuff in here... well we should try and look at it
the same way and value our differences... This conference was a lot more fun
years back... now there's a smell of hatred in it... Its gone way past winding
up those days are gone... We have so many noters in here who would basically
prefer to see a certain team(s) get beaten, than to see their team win.. A year
or two back this behaviour was non-existent... has anyone any idea why???? 

  Andy, Brian and other Man supporters I hope ye win one of the two remaining
trophys, because in my eyes you deserve to... 

                                                                -dave-
32.3893Steady on, old chap....IRNBRU::HOWARDvamos a la playaTue Apr 12 1994 18:4821
Note 32.3892                  Manchester United FC                  3892 of 3892
KBOMFG::TANNER "Midnight is where the day begins.."  20 lines  12-APR-1994 14:33
                           -< Support your own.... >-
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
>>> This conference was a lot more fun years back... now there's a smell of 
>>> hatred in it... Its gone way past winding up 
    
    
    
    Dave,	It's a bit strong to say that there is hatred in here. Some
    notes may go a bit near the knuckle but it's never been hateful. As
    regards a few years back, I wouldn't know, I'm only with Digital a wet 
    weekend, (18 months)but I hope it does get better. This notesfile is a 
    great way of relaxing during the odd few minutes break that I get and I 
    enjoy the banter that goes on, some of which I contribute to myself, but I
    haven't seen any evidence of hatred. 
    
    Anyway, good luck in the future. How's the job hunting going?...
    
    Ray 
                                                      
32.3894You're only jealous , 'cos you're not Palace fansYUPPY::PANESJesus loves you, more than I doTue Apr 12 1994 19:0012
  Gosh, what  have I done , thats the last time I mention V.D. ..er
  sorry valuing differences. I am a Palace fan  ( which some of you may
  have spotted ) and I really love football, but my second hobby is winding 
  people up ( which appears to be spotted by a few less ), especially people
  who support the "bigger" clubs. 

  I never intended to be a "vulture" or personally offend anyone, 


  Have fun,

  Stuart
32.3895PEKING::COSSEYNTue Apr 12 1994 19:216
    
    Re: 3892
    
    I'm in tears....
    
    Neil...
32.3896UnitedESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Tue Apr 12 1994 19:3214
32.3897UPROAR::LEMPLive slow, die youngTue Apr 12 1994 20:2524
    Ooooh, it's all getting a bit touchy in here. Here's my two penneth.
    
    It's in the British (Irish?) makeup to knock success and as Brian just
    pointed out ManU are the most successful English club of the nineties
    so far. You will have to get used to it if you go onto further success.
    For the moment take it as a compliment to your team. You haven't yet
    got the years of success that Liverpool had to be able to pass your
    detractors off with a scornful "Pah!". You're all a bit nervous that
    the 92/93 Championship might not be repeated and the memories of 26 or
    so years without winning it might come back to haunt you again.
    
    I personally would like to see a turnover of clubs at the top.This is
    because, in my opinion, the best players will always want to go to a
    successful club over a "nearly" team. If a dynasty is set up then, by
    carefully selecting from the best players, the success can be
    sustained. I think this is, in part, what happened at Liverpool. I, for
    one, was delighted when their domination ended (even if it was at the
    hands of Arsenal - their Cup semi-final defeat by Palace
    notwithstanding, Stuart).
    
    I also like a few good windups.
    
    Paul.
    
32.3898Champions 93/94PEKING::CHADWICKMTue Apr 12 1994 20:268
    
    RE: -1
    
    	Good call.  Anyone know when the Leeds game is scheduled for?  Have
    Man U succeded in bringing it forward?
    
    Chad.
    
32.3899its been a long dayPEKING::CHADWICKMTue Apr 12 1994 20:285
    RE: -1
    
    	OOPS.  Was meant to refer to -2
    
    Chad.
32.3900By jove I think he's got it !WOTVAX::GREENJAAndy GreenTue Apr 12 1994 20:327
    re: .3896
    
    Nice one Brian. 
    
    Cheers,
    
    Andy 
32.3901ManU were going to play 2 games in the week..MARVIN::MORRELLLeeds United : League Champions 1992.Tue Apr 12 1994 20:415
    There were rumours going around that it would be on May 4th... 
    well thats the last I heard.. they also had a few tickets left 
    for the game. They cost 12 quid.. :-> 
    
    Rick.
32.3902May 4th V SouthamptonESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Tue Apr 12 1994 21:155
32.3903The sooner the better WOTVAX::GREENJAAndy GreenTue Apr 12 1994 21:389
    
    Who makes the decision (SKY TV ?) and how does this stack up against 
    the return of Eric C ?
    
    Just curious, purely because I like talking about United ;-)
    
    Cheers,
    
    Andy
32.3904God CantonaESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Tue Apr 12 1994 23:243
32.3905YESSB::MCUNNIFFEMidnight is where the day begins..Wed Apr 13 1994 04:0625
Re last few notes,
                   I hope none of the last few notes were aimed at me. I don't
care who wins the championship as long as Utd. don't. Two championships back
to back would kill me. I will be rooting for all six teams that Utd. play in the
run-in. On Monday night I found myself listening to all the second half of the
Blackburn-Villa game and rooting for Blackburn. I had my Kenny hat on all the
way. When the final whistle went, I was over the moon, even moreso than when
Liverpool won the double in 1986 or the treble in 1984. If Utd. fail to win the
league this year, it will mean more to me than any of Liverpool's 20 plus
trophies in the last 20 years.

If it were a choice between Ronnie Whelan never playing again and Aldo never
scoring another goal on the one-hand or Man Utd. failing to win a trophy this
season, I would go for the latter. Sad but it's true. That's the way I feel but
I'm still a genuine football fan just like all the rest of you guys.

I'll be a Wombles fan on Saturday. By the way, who are Liverpool playing at
the weekend.


           C
           U
       C U N N O
           N
           O  
32.3906Negativity bred the bad old daysYUPPY::PATEMANSome Fantastic PlaceWed Apr 13 1994 12:254
    What a sad case ;-> Doesn't even know who his beloved team are playing
    at the weekend. 
    
    Paul
32.3907MARVIN::MORRELLLeeds United : League Champions 1992.Wed Apr 13 1994 12:276
    The Manu vs Leeds game will be on the 27th April so Mr. Hughes & Gary
    Speed can play in the Welsh international game. :->
    
    Rick.
    
    
32.3908After the Dead Sea scrolls, Cantona may be God.UPROAR::HAIGHAWed Apr 13 1994 12:327
    According to a well informed radio source.
    
    Utd's match with City has been brought forward to the saturday, with
    the Leeds match on the the Wednesday.  Reason being to save the Utd
    from playing twice in 48 hours.
    
    AndyH
32.3909Some of us have to wait for busses! :->MARVIN::MORRELLLeeds United : League Champions 1992.Wed Apr 13 1994 12:354
    Well they said both reasons on Sky... but my hands are too cold to type
    all that! :->
    
    Rick.
32.3910UPROAR::HAIGHAWed Apr 13 1994 12:364
    You should have said Richard, I drove past your road at 7am.  I'd have
    waved.
    
    AndyH
32.3911The Fixture'sESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Wed Apr 13 1994 14:2510
32.3912MARVIN::MORRELLLeeds United : League Champions 1992.Wed Apr 13 1994 23:303
    Anyone around to tell me the score??
    
    	Rick.
32.3913SIOG::ESBECKDec Van EsbeckThu Apr 14 1994 00:255
    I'm just leaving the office now, and it 2-0 to Utd with about half an
    hour gone. Irwin got the first and a real peach by Kanchelskis from
    outside the box made it 2-0
    
    Declan
32.3914MARVIN::MORRELLLeeds United : League Champions 1992.Thu Apr 14 1994 00:463
    Its 2-1... at half time... Kean has been booked again!!!!
    
    Rick.
32.3915Don't go home yet!AIMTEC::WICKS_AAtlanta's Most (In)famous WelshmanThu Apr 14 1994 00:486
    if you're still there at full-time let us know - can't pick up World
    service in day time from my desk.
    
    regards,
    
    Andrew.D.Wicks
32.3916I have to wait for my bus... MARVIN::MORRELLLeeds United : League Champions 1992.Thu Apr 14 1994 00:493
    I'll be here until about 9:30 our time.....
    
    Rick
32.3917MARVIN::MORRELLLeeds United : League Champions 1992.Thu Apr 14 1994 00:517
    Its Pointan from a corner again who scored the Oldham goal.. :->
    
    Its also Ranger 2 - Kilmarnock 1 
    
    	Two goals from Mark Hately.. 
    
    Rick.
32.3918Capt. Marvel is the scorer....MARVIN::MORRELLLeeds United : League Champions 1992.Thu Apr 14 1994 01:093
    Its Manu 3 - Oldham 1
    
    Rick.
32.3919MARVIN::MORRELLLeeds United : League Champions 1992.Thu Apr 14 1994 01:146
    Its Manu 4 - Oldham 1.....
    
    Ryan Giggs....
    
    
    Rick.
32.3920YESSB::MCUNNIFFEMidnight is where the day begins..Thu Apr 14 1994 02:0121
Mancs 4 (Kanchelsis, Irwin, Robson & Giggs)
Oldham 1 (Pointon)

Another Utd. win against the run of play. Utd. had to crowd the midfield with
three thugs, Robbo, Ince and the biggest thug of them all, Keane. He makes
Vinny Jones look like Gary Linekar. He was booked again. Utd. are really
bringing the game into disrepute at the moment with all these bookings and 
sending offs. If they can't do it fairly, then they should pack it in.

Anyway, they still haven't won the double and hopefully the Wombles will
turn them over on Saturday.
 
Maybe they might even pick up a few bookings or a sending off or some injuries
or maybe all three.

C U N N O 




32.3921 4-1PAKORA::JTRAYNORThu Apr 14 1994 11:352
    
    I'm just over the moon today, just like our last noter.
32.3922It only causes trouble! :->MARVIN::MORRELLLeeds United : League Champions 1992.Thu Apr 14 1994 12:283
    I'm saying nothing..... :->
    
    Rick.
32.3923That performance speaks for it's self !!!XSTACY::PHAYDENThu Apr 14 1994 12:479
Inspired decision by Ferguson to bring back Robson. My arse !!!!
If he was so inspired why didn't he do it way back when Cantona was suspended.
Lets face it he had used ever other played available ,to no avail, before he
brought back Robbo.
I still maintain that Ferguson is a bad manager, but lucky, the team on the
other hand are most excellent.!!!! Keane shouldn't have got himself booked again
though. What a plonker !

Peter.
32.3924Just Lucky..........BERN01::GOODEJMr DragonThu Apr 14 1994 12:5735
    
    Come on Rick, don't be afraid to speak your mind. Lets face it, MU were
    just lucky.
    
    First of all an Irwin clearance somehow beats the Oldham keeper. Then
    Kanchelskis, after wandering around aimlessly with the ball for 5
    minutes, chips a cross to Hughes at the far post, Hughes falls over but
    the ball finds its own way to the top corner anyway. Oldham score a
    brilliant goal with a searing 40 yard shot that almost takes
    Schmeicel's head off to make it 2:1 just before the interval.
    
    In the second half, Oldham start turning on the style and MU are under
    constant pressure until they get a lucky corner which everybody misses
    except old Robbo who manages to get his private parts in the way and
    guide the balls into the Oldham net (put quite a smile on his face too). 
    Oldham bravely kept up the fight but the luck was entirely with United.
    The final straw was when a Giggs shot was courageously blocked by an
    Oldham defender only for the ball to roll gently back to Giggs for him
    to tap into and empty net.
    
    United were basically crap. There were not sweeping moves from Keane,
    not scintinlating runs from Kanchelskis, no breathtaking skill & pace
    from Giggs. They reliesd entirely on luck and luckily they got it. If
    Oldham had scored 4 goals in the dying minutes United would be out.
    Some of the United challenges were appalling. Cantona would definitely
    have been given the red card had he not been suspended already.
    
    To make matters worse, Sky are going to force feed us with 4 of
    United's last 6 league games so we'll have to put up with more of this
    rubbish......
    
    8-)
    
    JBG
    
32.3925KERNEL::NDAYQuazimodo sang,'It started with a syst'Thu Apr 14 1994 13:165
Re last..

Me thinks you should lay off the Marijuana(sp) matey !!!

Nige
32.3926Four lucky breaks and four goals, no doubt...PAVONE::TURNERThu Apr 14 1994 13:259
    re. 32.3924
    I'm sure Cunno couldn't have put it better...
    
    What bugs me is that an Italian TV channel has the rights to show F.A.
    Cup matches, so the replay will be served up this Saturday afternoon. 
    If they want the Italians to defect en masse to rugby league or
    snooker, they're going the right way about it ;-)
    
    Dom
32.3927TRUCKS::SANTnetwork partner exitedThu Apr 14 1994 13:267
    
    	.3924...8-) x 100
    
    	so you went then, Jon? 8-) 8-) brilliant match report, backed up
    	by the tv hi-lites. United were just so lucky...
    	                    
    	Andy.
32.3928Giggs - really?HEART::DIDCOCKThu Apr 14 1994 16:519
    
    	RE: A few back:
    
    	I only saw the BBC high-lights - but did Giggs really shine? 
    Looked like a fairly ordinary performance to me.  Hit a few powerful
    shots from the edge of the box,  but not much more.  Did the
    high-lights miss some magic?
    
    Cliff
32.3929Oldham's (T)RoublesBONNET::NIMMOThu Apr 14 1994 16:5917
    Hi, Cliff!! Long time no speak!
    
    From what I saw of the game Giggs had a few mazy runs but wasn't
    outstanding. The real action was over on the right flank where
    Kanchelskis was clearly having a ball ( sorry ! ). He looked like
    someone had suck a key in his back, wound him up and let him go. He
    looked like he would have run around all night even after everyone had
    gone home and the lights were switched off. On second thoughts maybe he
    isn't clockwork - maybe he switched to Duracell!
    
    Seriously he didn't just run around with his head down - he made a
    number of telling runs and his distribution seemd better than usual.
    
    Cheers
    
    Don
    
32.3930UPROAR::LEMPLive slow, die youngThu Apr 14 1994 17:298
    The Independant said that Giggs was a shadow of the player from the
    start of the season.
    
    Is Kanchelskis still unhappy about not being given a regular place and
    is he still off at the end of the season.
    
    Paul.
    
32.3931KIRKTN::SNEILFOLLOW WE WILLThu Apr 14 1994 17:369
        
>    Is Kanchelskis still unhappy about not being given a regular place and
>    is he still off at the end of the season.
 
     Rumours abound here that Rangers are going to put in a bid of some
    sort.

     
    SCott   
32.3932SUBURB::ABSOLOMTAye KarumbaThu Apr 14 1994 18:237
    
    His crossing still needs a lot of improving, but I think Ferguson will
    ensure he stays for next season.
    
    Tony
    
    
32.3933KERNEL::WITHALLGWait Till They Getta Loada MeThu Apr 14 1994 18:379
    
    Kanchelskis ?
    
    Come on Georgie G. Put some money on the table. I think AK is the Mutts
    Nutts.
    
    
    
    Gazzer
32.3934KanchelskisYOUWOT::HOUSENWorld famous brick hypnotistThu Apr 14 1994 18:398
Maybe his crossing is not always his best attribute, but last night he put
in some great crosses in across the 6 yard box... on various occasions 
he was too quick for the Oldham defenders *and* the other United forwards. I 
thought United looked *nearly* back to their best, and were well worth the
4-1 scoreline. United will not be the same force if he goes - his pace frightens
teams more than Giggs and Cantona's skill on the ball.

Norman
32.3935KanchelskisKERNEL::NDAYQuazimodo sang,'It started with a syst'Thu Apr 14 1994 18:585
I agree. The United side will be a lesser force without the pace and work rate
of KAN KAN. It will be a shame to see him leave the side and I hope Ferguson
realises this before its too late.

Nige
32.3936TRUCKS::SANTnetwork partner exitedThu Apr 14 1994 19:2812
    
    	He's not going anywhere yet boys. This is typical pre-contract-
    	negotiation jockeying.
    
    	United are a much better balanced side with Andre on the right
    	and Giggs or Sharpe on the left. The difference from Sunday and
    	last night was evident. Having Capt.Marvel and Herman Munster's
    	Son as changes from Sunday was insignificant to the result - just
    	a ploy to frighten Nick Henry and Milligan (were they actually 
    	playing last night?) into submission and give up the midfield.
    
    	Andy.
32.3937How much is he worth then ?WOTVAX::GREENJAAndy GreenThu Apr 14 1994 19:4913
    
    	I've said it before, and I'll say it again, Kanchelskis is the most
        dangerous of Uniteds forwards. And he always looks so happy, no
        wonder Fergie thinks he doesn't fit :-(   
    
    	If he's for sale we'll have him as cover for Stuart Ripley ;-)
    
    	I imagine you are trying to scrape together a down payment for Chis
        Sutton so how much do you want for the ruskie ?
    
    	Cheers,
    
    Andy	                               
32.3938Pre Christmas PerformanceESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Thu Apr 14 1994 22:1812
32.3939SHIPS::EDWARDS_DFri Apr 15 1994 13:395
    I believe Ince will play in the City game because it's been brought
    forward to the Saturday.  The commentator on SKY during the replay said
    that Ince might not be suspended at all, as he was only going to
    receive 2 pts for the booking at Wembley, not the 3 which would have
    taken him over the suspension limit.
32.3940BERN01::GOODEJMr DragonMon Apr 18 1994 14:3814
    
    Hey guys, where are you all?
    
    	Great result on Saturday what?
    
	Soton 3 : Blackburn 1
    
    	Just a pity about Wimbledon! Nobody wants to talk about it eh?
    Even Jerry only wanted to talk about his latest exploits on the pistes!
    Anyway, cheer up. At least its exciting stuff!
    
    8-)
    
    JBG
32.3941Mr. Dragon has backfired and fried his brains ;-)BERN01::BOLGERJerry Bolger.Mon Apr 18 1994 15:0123
    Jon,
    
    As you well know, I was delighted with the result on Saturday. It just
    goes to prove my point that my team (Manchester United, lest there be
    any confusion Andy), are just trying to keep things exciting for the
    man in the stands. We were all set to give the Wombles another
    trashing, but then the news of Blackburn's "Bottle loss" came through.
    Naturally our boys didn't want to take advantage of this stumble, so
    they resolved to give the game to Wimbledon. Schmeichel, never a very
    subtle individual, made it rather obvious (to anyone with a brain !),
    that we didn't want the points. It might not have been so obvious had
    he stopped after redirecting a poor cross from Mr. Jones, to allow Mr.
    Fashanu to scramle it home. He went a bit over the top, I feel, when he
    trotted up the park and head-butted Steve Bruce. (I can exclusively
    reveal that Steve wants a weeks holidays from May 2nd till May 9th, so
    he wanted to get the Championship tied up by then.) The Great Dane,
    spotted that he was about to head home from the corner, and saved the
    day with a timely assault.
    
    There you go Mr. Goode.  And you had the cheek to suggest that I
    wouldn't talk about the game.
    
    Jerry.
32.3942United slip upESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Mon Apr 18 1994 16:4622
32.3943Anyone got a spareESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Tue Apr 19 1994 16:309
32.3944MARVIN::MORRELLLeeds United : League Champions 1992.Tue Apr 19 1994 16:336
    >The other 30,000 + tickets will go to god knows who.
    
    Maybe they are going to someone up in Nottingham.. ;->
    
    Rick.
    
32.3945NEWOA::FIDO_TConation is the keyTue Apr 19 1994 17:406
>United have been given 26,000 tickets for the FA Cup Final.
>Chelsea have received 18,000. This was based on the average attendance over
>the last 4 seasons. United average was 41,000 while Chelsea's was 19,000.
    
    Does anyone have any idea how they work that one out ?
    
32.3946Advanced footbal crowd mathsUPROAR::LEMPLive slow, die youngTue Apr 19 1994 18:2015
    >Does anyone have any idea how they work that one out ?
    
    It's either 
    
    1. the Lagrange coefficient of the Fourier transformation of the
    integral ot the ratio of the two average attendances.
    
    or 
    
    2. the F.A. managed to work out that ManUs average was bigger so they
    thought they should give them slightly less than their cronies. Chelsea
    got the rest.
    
    Paul.
    
32.3947So everybody's happy then!WOTVAX::GREENJAAndy GreenTue Apr 19 1994 18:3014
    
    26,000 = United fans who live in London and won't moan about going all
             that way to Wembley.
    
    18,000 = Chelsea fans who live in London and won't moan about going all
             that way to Wembley.
    
    30,000+ = Friends, relatives and neighbours of anyone remotely connected
             with the F.A. who won't moan because they don't have to pay for 
             their ticket.
      
    Cheers,
    
    Andy     
32.3948UTROP1::JANSENReading Blondes have more funWed Apr 20 1994 11:327
rep -1

2 = Chelsea fans who come from Holland and won't moan either :-)))



T_
32.3949Back to haunt you all....IRNBRU::HOWARDvamos a la playaWed Apr 20 1994 15:3916
    Hello there all you Mancs.....remember me?  Ned Kelly's the name and
    I've just dropped in to check up on my prediction of several months
    ago when I said Man U wouldn't win the league. You all laughed at me
    then cos Man U were 16 points ahead but you all didn't reckon with:-
    
    		o PC Schmeicel - great defender for the opposition and
                  giver of goals to the opposition.
    		o Eric (send me off again) Cantona.
    		o Paul Ince who spends more time arguing than playing.
    		o Roy (I can trip up anyone) Keane.
    
    Never mind it all makes for great entertainment and an exciting finish
    to the season. Good luck to both Blackburn and Man United.
    
    	Goodbye and Cheers......Ned
                                   
32.3950You can't kill a bad thing ;-)BERN01::BOLGERJerry Bolger.Wed Apr 20 1994 15:489
    Unfortunately Ned,
    
    Newcastle didn't quite keep up the chase !  Who knows, a little bit
    more consistancy and they could have been out in front by now, showing 
    we Mancs and the Backburners how to do it  !!!;-)
    
    Welcome back, even if it's only to visit !
    
    Jerry.
32.3951IRNBRU::HOWARDvamos a la playaWed Apr 20 1994 16:227
    yeah folks, Ned was only on a flying visit, and he wanted to say hello.
    He's working for one of our suppliers now, and he'll be on the internet
    soon, so I'll let you all know how to say hello to him when the time
    comes....
    
    hasta luego,
    Ray
32.3952GALVIA::SPAINsigned long gary();Wed Apr 20 1994 22:3012
    
    Any news on the career threatening injuries that have affected all
    United players called up for International duty.  Surely all you United
    fans must be worried about this recent spate of injuries.
    
    Irwin, Keane,Schmeicael,Hughes,Giggs and the England players are all
    out.
    
    Any odds on all of them making a miraculous recovery in time for
    Saturday?
    
    Gary.
32.3953KERNEL::MCKEAVENEYJShy Ann (Indian Virgin)Wed Apr 20 1994 22:362
    
    My thought exactly.
32.3954R2ME2::HINXMANThese are mulberry daysThu Apr 21 1994 01:3712
	re .3952

>    Irwin, Keane,Schmeicael,Hughes,Giggs and the England players are all
>    out.

	Let's send them all a bunch of grapes and make sure they stay in
	their hospital beds until after United have played Southampton.

	If Man. Utd. have to recall Foulkes and Fitzpatrick, there's a
	chance the Saints may avoid the drop.

	Desperate of Spitbrook
32.3955It's a question of priorities !BERN01::BOLGERJerry Bolger.Thu Apr 21 1994 14:3519
    Let's be realistic about this, gentlemen.
    
    Last night's game was a Friendly International with nothing at stake.
    Agreed, it was part of Ireland's preparation for the WC, but it didn't
    matter a damn who won. (Although I'm delighted that we did win !!!).
    
    Manchester United, on the other hand, are involved in a race for the
    Premiership and are three weeks away from an FA Cup final appearance.
    If Alec Ferguson were to release Keane and Irwin for International Duty
    and either of them had been injured last night, where would that leave
    him ?  He has a job to do, and in a situation like this nobody could
    blame him for trying to keep his players fresh. Nobody, that is, other
    than the Sour-Grape Brigade who wouldn't be happy whatever Man United
    did (unless they threw the League, in which case the SGB would be
    delirious !).
    
    
    Jerry.
          
32.3956only kidding....honest...TRUCKS::SANTnetwork partner exitedThu Apr 21 1994 15:4510
    
    	Jerry, what have Scaffolding Great Britain got to do with it
    	anyway ;-)
    
    	Anyone want to comment on why all the Blackburn players selected
    	for international/squad sessions were withdrawn with mystery
    	injuries? I think this sort of "club-before-country" behaviour
    	is disgraceful and should be banned immediately. Sack Dalglish!!
    
    	Andy.
32.3957You don't kid this kid our kid ;-)WOTVAX::GREENJAAndy GreenThu Apr 21 1994 16:0410
    
    	Mr Sant proving that blindness ( and i'm sure we can guess the
        cause ) affects Uniteds fans as well as the officials at Old
        Trafford :-).
    
    	So that wasn't Colin Hendry setting up Scotlands goal then ;-)
    
    	Cheers,
    
    Andy             
32.3958IRNBRU::HOWARDvamos a la playaThu Apr 21 1994 16:151
    or Moran having a stormer for Ireland????
32.3959And the rest .......WOTVAX::GREENJAAndy GreenThu Apr 21 1994 16:2613
    
    Or Flowers, Le Saux and Wilcox at the England training session come to
    think of it.
    
    Am I falling for another 'lets clock up the reply count' stunt as the
    .4000 approaches ?
    
    If my mate Peter H (no I didn't miss the one about the double act) gets
    going you might just make it but i'm going out for lunch today.
    
    Bye,
    
    Andy 
32.3960Cast-Offs !BERN01::BOLGERJerry Bolger.Thu Apr 21 1994 17:5611
>    or Moran having a stormer for Ireland????
    
    
    Didn't we hear someone say in this confernce recently that they
    wouldn't be surprised if Moran had played his last game for the 
    Backburners ???
    
    Anyway, the Blackburn players only got called up cos Man United
    wouldn't release the first choice players ;-)
    
    Jerry.
32.3961Go for it LadsESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Mon Apr 25 1994 14:388
32.3962SIOG::ESBECKDec Van EsbeckMon Apr 25 1994 15:2222
    It's all over now, I'm sorry to say. Well done to Blackburn for at
    least making it interesting. They haven't played like champions lately.
    You surely can't afford to get one point out of six against Southampton
    and QPR at this stage of the season. Perhaps Blackburn fans won't
    agree, but I think they choked a bit. There's no shame in it, the club
    and players have not been in such a position in living memory. If
    they're there or thereabouts next season, I'm sure they'll do better.
    
    It really doesn't much matter if United don't win at Leeds on
    Wednesday. A draw would be an excellent result. They would then need to
    drop points in two of their last three games to lose the title, and I 
    can't see that considering the opposition. If they get a draw on
    Wednesday, it's all over, and I think it will finish a draw.
    
    What a pity Arsenal lost all those silly games early in the season. We
    haven't been beaten since before Christmas, and have been the hardest
    side to beat in all competitions this season, after United. 
    
    On the plus side, United winning the league  now means that Chelsea
    will definitely be in Europe next year.
    
    Declan 
32.3963An aggrieved HatterESSB::BMCMAHONMon Apr 25 1994 15:395
    
    Jesus, Declan that really is a plus!
    
    Billy
    
32.3964?YUPPY::PANESBack in the PremierMon Apr 25 1994 15:565
   I am surprised that no-one has mentioned that the first goal should
   have been disallowed for off-side.

   Stuart
  
32.3965Crystal Who????ESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Mon Apr 25 1994 16:1713
32.3966Take a pillWOTVAX::GREENJAAndy GreenMon Apr 25 1994 16:2815
    Brian,                    
    
    calm down, calm down ... what has happened to the normally placid Mr
    Blong, known to all as the voice of reason.
    
    The emotion in .3965 fairly buckled my screen !
    
    Don't tell me that the pressures getting to you ;-)
    
    Cheers,
    
    Andy
    
    p.s. If the F'ng eagle can wind you up like that now you'll be as bad 
    as Fergie by christmas :-) 
32.3967Paneso Meets the NinjaESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Mon Apr 25 1994 16:5916
32.3968Blong - Noters Noter of the Year !WOTVAX::GREENJAAndy GreenMon Apr 25 1994 17:1614
    
    Thats more like the well-chilled notes I'm used to. 
    
    Let's just say it was "a rash moment of over-excitement by a world-class
    talent in a highly charged environment", you know the kind of thing we
    say about Eric every week when he's playing ;-)
    
    Incidentally did you see Erics best this week, an off the ball lashing 
    out at Keith Curle that even the ever vigilant Andy Gray missed.
    
    Cheers,
    
    Andy
     
32.3969tv?STKAI2::VMOTTAGNINGTue Apr 26 1994 17:326
    hello fellow footballers!
    good to see that so many of us gather round this fine team of lads!
    now to the question:
    Will the wednesday night game be on sky channel?
    greetings from sweden and Johan.
    
32.3970SUBURB::ABSOLOMTAye KarumbaTue Apr 26 1994 18:127
    
    Sorry to say Johan, it won't be. However live coverage is Radio 5 on
    MW693 / 909kHz.
    
    Tony
    
    
32.3971YUPPY::PANESBadlands S.E.5Tue Apr 26 1994 20:3511
   <<< Note 32.3967 by ESSB::BLONG "UNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993" >>>
                          -< Paneso Meets the Ninja >-

>Paneso, no wonder the eyesight gone. Your still starry eyed after meeting the
>Ninja over the weekend. (-:

  Just one of those fuunny statistical things... the more matches you go to -
  the greater chances that you keep bumping into players.
 
  Stuart 

32.3972ESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Wed Apr 27 1994 00:0410
32.3973Who will come out next.PAKORA::JCRONINWed Apr 27 1994 03:435
    What is so great about meeting players? It is the kind of thing 10 and
    11 year olds dream off.I could imagine some of you head cases  standing
    around with your autograph books waiting for giggs or someone to appear
    so that you can just about c.... in your pants.
    JC. 
32.3974PAKORA::SNEILFOLLOW WE WILLWed Apr 27 1994 05:298
    

     I think your being a wee bit unfair John,what about that time you met
    Micky Weir..you didn't stop talking about it for weeks.



    SCott
32.3975Is he a footballerPAKORA::JCRONINWed Apr 27 1994 06:513
    Scott :The only place I would meet Mickie Weir would be if I witnessed
    a street battle in Edinburgh on a friday night.
    J.C
32.3976Could be a CrackerESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Wed Apr 27 1994 16:5910
32.3977??PAKORA::GCULLIONWed Apr 27 1994 17:237
    
     Is this game on Sky Sports live tonight ?? If so,what time is 
    it on at.
    
                               Gary.
    
    
32.39780-0, 17 booked, 4 sent off ! EC ran away !WOTVAX::GREENJAAndy GreenWed Apr 27 1994 17:3620
    Brian,
    
    I'm sure Elland Road will be a fun place to be tonight, I imaging
    something similar to the second half of the Leeds/Newcastle match.  
    
    IF things go your way then those who have been telling us 
    "its all over now" since November will probably spin this note around 
    to the four thousand mark. I'd like to think the real action would be in
    202. where I could be observing Blackburn at the top of the league and
    in Europe for the first time in my life !.
    
    Any team news on United and/or Leeds for this evening ? and I heard a
    rumour it was on SKY with Blackburn highlights afterwards, can you
    confirm this ?
    
    Its not (quite) over yet !
    
    Cheers,
    
    Andy 
32.3979ResultBUSSTP::DSMITHIt's over the line...Thu Apr 28 1994 02:0010
    
    
     Leeds Utd  0   Manchester Utd  2
    
                    Kanchelskis, Giggs.
    
     Blackburn also won at West Ham so 4 points from 3 games will win
    the league.
    
      Danny.
32.3980HELP !!NEWOA::BURTONThu Apr 28 1994 13:5812
    
    Does anyone know what Ryan Giggs boot size is ?
    
    No i'm not thinking of buying him a new pair of boot's for his 
    birthday. It is the question asked this morning by Ben the boffin in 
    the 'The Big Breakfast' on Channel 4. The winner gets two VIP tickets 
    to the cup final.
    
    Well, You never know !
    
    Cheers
    Nige  
32.3981All quiet in here..UPROAR::LEMPLive slow, die youngThu Apr 28 1994 14:035
    What? No blowing of trumpets. Or are are you still worried that the
    conductor might lose the music sheets before the finale.
    
    Paul.
    
32.3982Modesty is a virtue...known to all United supportersXSTACY::PHAYDENThu Apr 28 1994 14:170
32.3983MARVIN::MORRELLLeeds United : League Champions 1992.Thu Apr 28 1994 14:335
    >Modesty is a virtue...known to all United supporters
    
    You sure about that??  :->
    
    Rick.
32.3984No need for trumpet blowingKERNEL::NDAYQuazimodo sang,'It started with a syst'Thu Apr 28 1994 14:5019
Why do we need to blow the preverable trumpet ??

I for one as a United supporter KNOW that we will win the Cahmpionship AGAIN,
so why do I need to keep going on about it.

A great result at Elland Road last night. The lads really performed well and 
thoroughly deserved the 3 points. Hughes was BRILLIANT and the goal from Giggs
was a gem.

I must say that I thought Blacburn were lucky to come away with the 3 points last
night. A good fighting perfomance from West Ham had the Rovers rattled for a 
while. Mr Dalglish decides to make a substitution and after being on the pitch
only 2 minutes, Pearce slots in the winning goal(Mcklusko to blame there as the
shot was pretty weak).

Its been an interesting run-in to the end of the season, and with United only
needing 4 points from their last 3 games its all wrapped up.

Nige
32.3985Wheres that dictionary !KERNEL::NDAYQuazimodo sang,'It started with a syst'Thu Apr 28 1994 14:533
Re last.

Just discovered how to spell proverbial :)
32.3986Thats more like it!!UPROAR::LEMPLive slow, die youngThu Apr 28 1994 15:3811
>                        -< No need for trumpet blowing >-

>Why do we need to blow the preverable trumpet ??

>I for one as a United supporter KNOW that we will win the Cahmpionship AGAIN,
>so why do I need to keep going on about it.

    *Phew*, what a relief. I thought I'd been in a time warp and had gone
    back in time between 3 and 30 years.
    
    Paul.
32.3987All quiet before the storm..!!MUFC::TONYThu Apr 28 1994 16:040
32.3988You mean another pi**ing contest !WOTVAX::GREENJAAndy GreenThu Apr 28 1994 16:511
    
32.3989R2ME2::HINXMANIt's waiting for it that's so tryingThu Apr 28 1994 18:145
    >Modesty is a virtue...known to all United supporters

	I presume he means Peterborough United.

	Tony
32.3990MARVIN::MORRELLLeeds United : League Champions 1992.Thu Apr 28 1994 18:213
    I thought he meant Leeds United fans actually.. ;->
    
    Rick.
32.3991You must have misread it !BERN01::BOLGERJerry Bolger.Thu Apr 28 1994 18:518
    Re: -1
>    I thought he meant Leeds United fans actually.. ;->
    
    
    
    Sorry Rick, he said "modesty", not "inbreeding"  ;-)
    
    Jerry.
32.3992XSTACY::PHAYDENThu Apr 28 1994 19:106
   >>Sorry Rick, he said "modesty", not "inbreeding"  ;-)


Well two heads are better than one :-)

Peter.
32.3993The envelopes might get a bit soggy thoughUPROAR::LEMPLive slow, die youngThu Apr 28 1994 20:048
    >Sorry Rick, he said "modesty", not "inbreeding"  ;-)
    
    Nobody could accuse Manu fans as being inbred. After all, I don't think
    there's been a way invented to fertilise an egg over such long
    distances. On second thoughts maybe they just use the post....
    
    Paul.
    
32.3994YESSB::MCUNNIFFEMidnight is where the day begins..Fri Apr 29 1994 01:4818
     Utd. may win this league but the standard was not very high anyway. There
was no one outstanding team like when Liverpool dominated the league. Besides
the real sign of a great team is one who can win three leagues back to back
like Liverpool did in 1982,83,84. Neither are there players of the calibre of
Whelan and Aldridge in this team. When Liverpool won many of their 18 leagues,
they often had it wrapped up by February or March.

Football is gone to the dogs in England. When Liverpool won the league, they
did very well in the European cup, winning it four times and never going out
to an amateur Turkish side.


    C
    U
C U N N O
    N
    O
32.3995Can somebody call a doctor, quickly ...BERN01::BOLGERJerry Bolger.Fri Apr 29 1994 12:516
    Good comments Martin, keep up the good noting.
    
    Does anyone know the kick-off time on Sunday .vs. Ipswich, please ?
    
    
    Jerry.
32.3996Oh what a funny guy !KERNEL::NDAYQuazimodo sang,'It started with a syst'Fri Apr 29 1994 13:129
Re .3994

Thankyou for entering that reply. I do like a really good laugh first thing in
the morning to set me up for the day.!!

I suppose when United win the league again next season, they still won't be
as good as Loonypool were all those hundreds of years ago.

Get a life !
32.3997I know my football better than most.ESSB::MCUNNIFFEMidnight is where the day begins..Fri Apr 29 1994 19:4242
>>I suppose when United win the league again next season, they still won't be
>>as good as Loonypool were all those hundreds of years ago.

>>Get a life !

It's not so long ago since Liverpool were the most dominant team in England
and Europe. Let's face it, Man. Utd. will never dominate as much as Liverpool
have done. 11 championships in 21 years (1973, 76, 77, 79, 80, 82, 83, 84, 86,
88 & 90), the FA cup four times in the last 20 years (1974, 86, 89 & 92), the
league cup four times in a row (1981, 82, 83, 84), the European cup four times
in 7 years (1977, 78, 81 & 84) and the UEFA cup twice (1973 & 1976) as well as
countless charity shields.

That makes it 25 major trophies in the last 21 years and this will never be
matched. Things didn't go too well for Liverpool this season but I expect them
to be back next season with a strong side that will include one, Ronnie Whelan,
winner of six league championships.



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32.3998The Story So FarESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Fri Apr 29 1994 20:0573
Manchester United Football Club

Fixtures for Season 1993/94               Result Scorers

* Live on SKY
@ Live on ITV
+ Live on BBC

Sat Aug  7th   Arsenal (CH)  Wembley         1-1 Hughes (Utd Won 5-4 Pens)

Sun Aug 15th * Norwich City (A)              2-0 Giggs,Robson
Wed Aug 18th   Sheffield United (H)          3-0 Keane(2),Hughes
Sat Aug 21th   Newcastle United (H)          1-1 Giggs
Mon Aug 23rd * Aston Villa (A)               2-1 Sharpe(2)
Sat Aug 28th   Southampton (A)               3-1 Sharpe,Cantona,Irwin
Wed Sep  1st   West Ham United (H)           3-0 Sharpe,Cantona(P),Bruce
Sat Sep 11th   Chelsea (A)                   0-1
Wed Sep 15th @ Honved (A) (EC 1st Rd 1L)     3-2 Keane(2),Cantona
Sun Sep 19th * Arsenal (H)                   1-0 Cantona
Wed Sep 22nd   Stoke City (A) (C Cola)       1-2 Dublin
Sat Sep 25th   Swindon Town (H)              4-2 Kanchelskis,Cantona,Hughes(2)
Wed Sep 29th @ Honved (H) (EC 1st Rd 2L)     2-1 Bruce(2)
Sat Oct  2nd   Sheffield Wednesday (A)       3-2 Hughes(2),Giggs
Wed Oct  5th   Stoke City (H) (C Cola)       2-0 Sharpe,McClair
Sat Oct 16th   Spurs (H)                     2-1 Keane,Sharpe
Wed Oct 20th @ Galatasaray EC 2nd 1st Lg     3-3 Robson,Cantona,OG
Sat Oct 23rd   Everton (A)                   1-0 Sharpe
Wed Oct 27th   Leicester (H) (C Cola Cup)    5-1 Bruce(2),McClair,Sharpe,Hughes
Sat Oct 30th   Queens Park Rangers (H)       2-1 Cantona,Hughes
Wed Nov  3rd @ Galatasaray EC 2nd 2nd Lg     0-0
Sun Nov  7th * Manchester City (A)           3-2 Cantona(2),Keane
Sat Nov 20th   Wimbledon (H)                 3-1 Pallister,Hughes,Kanchelskis
Wed Nov 24th   Ipswich Town (H)              0-0
Sat Nov 27th   Coventry City (A)             1-0 Cantona
Tue Nov 30th   Everton (A) (C Cola Cup)      2-0 Hughes,Giggs
Sat Dec  4th   Norwich City (H)              2-2 Giggs,McClair
Tue Dec  7th   Sheffield United (A)          3-0 Hughes,Sharpe,Cantona
Sat Dec 11th   Newcastle United (A)          1-1 Ince
Sun Dec 19th * Aston Villa (H)               3-1 Cantona(2),Ince
Sun Dec 26th * Blackburn Rovers (H)          1-1 Ince
Wed Dec 29th   Oldham Athletic (A)           5-2 Kanchelskis,Bruce,Cantona(P),
                                                 Giggs(2)
Sat Jan  1st   Leeds United (H)              0-0
Tue Jan  4th * Liverpool (A)                 3-3 Bruce,Giggs,Irwin
Sun Jan  9th + Sheffield Utd (A)F.A Cup 3    1-0 Hughes
Wed Jan 12th   Portsmouth (H) (C Cola Cup)   2-2 Giggs,Cantona
Sat Jan 15th   Spurs (A)                     1-0 Hughes
Sat Jan 22nd   Everton (H)                   1-0 Giggs
Wed Jan 26th   Portsmouth (A) (C Cola Cup)   1-0 McClair
Sat Jan 29th   Norwich (A) F.A. Cup 4        2-0 Keane,Cantona
Sat Feb  5th   Queens Park Rangers (A)       3-2 Kanchelskis,Cantona,Giggs
Sun Feb 13th @ Sheffield Wed (H) (C.C S/F)   1-0 Giggs
Sun Feb 20th * Wimbledon F.A. Cup 5 (A)      3-0 Cantona,Ince,Irwin
Sat Feb 26th   West Ham United (A)           2-2 Hughes,Ince
Wed Mar  2nd @ Sheffield Wed (A) (C.C S/F)   4-1 Hughes(2),Kanchelskis,McClair
Sat Mar  5th   Chelsea (H)                   0-1
Sat Mar 12th   Charlton (H) FA Cup 6th Rd    3-1 Hughes,Kanchelskis(2)
Wed Mar 16th   Sheffield Wed (H)             5-0 Cantona(2),Hughes,Giggs
Sat Mar 19th   Swindon Town (A)              2-2 Keane,Ince
Tue Mar 22nd   Arsenal (A)                   2-2 Sharpe(2)
Sun Mar 27th @ Aston Villa Coca-Cola Final   1-3 Hughes
Wed Mar 30th   Liverpool (H)                 1-0 Ince
Sat Apr  2nd * Blackburn Rovers (A)          0-2
Mon Apr  4th   Oldham Athletic (H)           3-2 Giggs,Dublin,Ince
Sun Apr 10th + Oldham Athletic (FA Cup S-F)  1-1 Hughes
Wed Apr 13th * Oldham Athletic (FA CUP R/P)  4-1 Irwin,Kanchelskis,Robson,Giggs
Sat Apr 16th * Wimbledon (A)                 0-1
Sat Apr 23rd * Manchester City (H)           2-0 Cantona(2)
Wed Apr 27th   Leeds United (A)              2-0 Kanchelskis,Giggs
Sun May  1st * Ipswich Town (A)
Wed May  4th   Southampton (H)
Sun May  8th * Coventry City (H)
Sat May 14th + Chelsea  F.A. CUP FINAL
32.3999another for the guvnorNEWOA::FIDO_TConation is the keyFri Apr 29 1994 21:104
>Wed Mar 16th   Sheffield Wed (H)             5-0 Cantona(2),Hughes,Giggs
    
    + Ince
    
32.40004000 - mine !NEWOA::FIDO_TConation is the keyFri Apr 29 1994 21:111
    
32.4001GLADYS::CRAVENPrince Charles has lost his dogMon May 02 1994 07:363
    G'day
    	Any of you blokes who work shifts know the Ipswich score? Thanks,
    Ica.
32.4002show us your didgeridoo auld hamp !PAKORA::MCAMERONMon May 02 1994 07:435
    
    
    United won 2-1.....Giggs and Cantona...
    
    
32.4003GLADYS::CRAVENPrince Charles has lost his dogMon May 02 1994 08:196
    Good on ya mate....
    
    Hommmmmmmmmmm......mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm......mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
    mmmmmmmmmmmmmm............mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm..........mmmmmmm.....mmmm
    
    Didgeridoooooooooooooooooo.........mmmmmmmmmmm.........mmmmmmmmmm.mmmmmmmmmm
32.4004IRNBRU::HOWARDZulu's....fousands of `emMon May 02 1994 13:4511
    Stop Press....Schmeichel will not play in FA Cup Final....heard this on
    the Big Breakfast so it must be true
    
    By the way, Ipswich should have had a 2-2 draw, that `off-side' goal
    was never `off-side'. It could have made a huge difference to the
    result....anyway, congrats to ManU, they deserve the title for the way they
    played in the first three quarters of the season....
    
    any news on the injured Ipswich players?...
    
    Ray....
32.4005BERN01::GOODEJMr DragonMon May 02 1994 13:5411
    
    Re. -1
    
    	One camera angle clearly showed at leat two Ipswich players to be
    off side. Its debatable whether or not they were interfering with play
    but as they were all within spitting distance of the guy who put the
    ball in the net, I think it was a far cop. Since the flag went up and
    the guy must have seen it, shouldn't he have been sent off for kicking
    the ball into United's net?? 8-)
    
    JBG
32.4006BERN01::GOODEJMr DragonMon May 02 1994 13:558
    
    Ps.
    
    	with Smeichel out of the FA Cup, the odds have risen significantly
    for a United win!! Did you see the smile on Bruce's face as the goalie
    hopped off? 8-)
    
    JBG
32.40072 in a row !!PAKORA::GCULLIONTue May 03 1994 02:085
    
      Well done United !!!!
    
    
              
32.4008Its all over now...!!!MUFC::TONYTue May 03 1994 02:191
    Champions...............again..!!
32.4009AYOV25::LGRACETue May 03 1994 03:033
    Champions again!!!!
    This won't go down to well in the merseyside area but who cares it was
    deserved.
32.4010Let's Celebrate!TLAV02::WICHAIWONGTue May 03 1994 07:378
    Well done Coventry!  The win against Rovers makes United to celebrate
    the champion early. This make the games against Southampton and Coventry 
    at O.T. will be quite easilier.  We can send substitutes like Dublin,
    Robson, Phelan,... for that games.  The main point is that we must win
    the F.A. Cups trophy against Chealsea, although we have many injury.
    Hope all of the injury will be fine at time.  WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS!
    
    Wichai Wong...
32.4011From an Arsenal supporterCOPCLU::EISMARKSoren Eismark @DMOTue May 03 1994 11:509
Congratulations to United for winning the Premiership (what a silly 
name).

It was well deserved.

We will get you next year!


Soren
32.4012Sorry Andy, I've changed my mind ;-)BERN01::BOLGERJerry Bolger.Tue May 03 1994 12:2526
    There was both good news and bad news last night.
    
    The GOOD News:
    	United have become the first team since the last team to retain the
    	Premiership. (I can't remember who they were, some little club from
    	the Lake District, or someplace beginning with "L", I think.) 
    
    
    The BAD News:
    	Peter Schmeichel was interviewed at Steve Bruce's house after the
    	game, and said that he felt that he should be able to play in the 
        FA Cup final with heavy strapping to protect his damaged ankle 
    	ligaments.
    
    At least it was funny to see Steve Bruce's son, Alex, give an interview
    in the Kenny Dagleish style. Steve responded by saying "That was some
    interview. Crap. Get to bed !!!"
    
    More bad news:  My next telephone bill.  I felt naturally obliged
    (spurred on by the empty Guinness cans in front of me ;-)) to
    call some family and friends at home to tell them the good news (A
    mixture of Liverpool, Leeds and Spurs supporters !!!!!)
    
    I'm off to the coffee machine,
    
    Jerry.
32.4013Well how much more congrat's do you want from a Leeds Fan! ;->MARVIN::MORRELLLeeds United : League Champions 1992.Tue May 03 1994 12:503
    Mmmmmm.. Mumble.. Mumble.. Congrat.. Mumble....
    
    Rick.
32.4014Well done ManU....IRNBRU::HOWARDZulu's....fousands of `emTue May 03 1994 12:554
    Have Chelsea automatically qualified for Europe now because of United's
    league win?...
    
    Ray....
32.4015Re:last. yes.MASALA::ISUTHERLANDI'll be forever blue...Tue May 03 1994 13:081
    
32.4016Champions again !KERNEL::NDAYQuazimodo sang,'It started with a syst'Tue May 03 1994 13:1613
Well, its a shame that Blackburn couldn't manage to take us to the wire but
I for one am not crying over it.. A well deserved Championship for a United team
that showed grit and determination over the season and gave the supporters some
awesome perfomances.

I can't wait to hera the CUNNO excuses now. 

GLORY GLORY MAN UNITED
GLORY GLORY MAN UNITED
GLORY GLORY MAN UNITED
AND THE REDS GO MARCHING ON ON ON !!!!

Nige.
32.40172 in a rowADDULT::ROBERTSONTue May 03 1994 13:443
Congrats to Man U on their 2nd in a row

Al ( A happy Reading Fan :-)
32.4018I told ya so !!!!XSTACY::PHAYDENTue May 03 1994 13:5353
Je suis very Happy.
Now if Ireland could just win the world cup...

Blackburn bottled it just like Jimmy White.

We're gonna take Europe by storm next season, mark my words !!!

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32.4019BERN01::BOLGERJerry Bolger.Tue May 03 1994 14:131
    Don't hold back Peter, Tell us how you feel ;-)
32.4020FORTY2::ASHMail Interchange Group, ReadingTue May 03 1994 16:258
Yup, have to agree - you deserved it. Definitely the best team in England 
over the season (but don't forget to thank Galatasary for concentrating your 
minds!)

And congrats also to Blackburn for stopping you from getting too smug about 
it!

grahame
32.4021PAVONE::TURNERTue May 03 1994 16:4110
    
    ...and while we're about it, what about thanking Charlton and <insert
    name of minnows who knocked Blackburn out of the Coca Cola Cup> for
    allowing Blackburn to concentrate *their* minds and (almost) make a
    game of it?
    
    Seriously, I think Blackburn might well have a good run in the UEFA
    Cup next year.
    
    Dom
32.4022Give credit where it's due!NEMAIL::PILATONNick Pilato DECUS IM&amp;T SupervisorTue May 03 1994 16:5411
    Well done! United....... I'm a Juventus supporter... but give credit
                             where credit is due! Blackburn... what can I
                             say, You don't have a thing to be ashemed of!
                             Good luck in Europe next year.
    
      O. K. ...... Where are you CUNNO?   Let's here those valid excuses..
      
    
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    Nick
32.4023Minister for Congratulations (Luton Town FC)ESSB::BMCMAHONTue May 03 1994 17:194
    
    Well done United!  At least you had more than 1 player on your team!
    
    Billy
32.4024We'll see you in Europe, if you make it !BERN01::BOLGERJerry Bolger.Tue May 03 1994 17:3114
    Re: .4022 
    
>    Well done! United....... I'm a Juventus supporter... but give credit
>                             where credit is due! Blackburn... what can I
    
    
    Nick, 
    
    To be honest, I don't think Juventus were ever in the running for the
    Premiership this season. Actually, I don't recall them ever being
    mentioned. Are you sure they play in England, I thought they were
    Spanish or Turkish or something ;-)
    
    Jerry.
32.4025I can't stand much more of thisWOTVAX::GREENJAAndy GreenTue May 03 1994 17:4212
    Jerry,
    
    what a clumsy attempt to draw attention to the line:
    
    "credit where credit is due! Blackburn..." 
    
    If I could spell schitzophrenic I'd look it up in the dictionary and no
    doubt find the definition  - see Jerry Bolger -.
                                                   
    Cheers,
    
    Andy
32.4026Giggs MUST be smiling nowNSIC00::ROLLITTCrisps - Vasco da Gama's dad JimTue May 03 1994 17:453
    Great stuff, Up the Mancs. Hope you get further in Europe next year.
    
    Simon
32.4027Spot the deliberate mistake ;-)BERN01::BOLGERJerry Bolger.Tue May 03 1994 18:037
    Andy,
    
    You're just clutching at straws. I thought I had made it clear that I'm
    a ManU supporter again since you blew your chances last night ;-)
    I'll review this situation when next season starts to develop ;-)
    
    Jerry Blackburn.
32.4028TRUCKS::SANTnetwork partner exitedTue May 03 1994 19:1933
	Coventry 2 Blackburn 1

	Phew! What a relief. Blackburn's run-in has proven too difficult
	for them, and whilst United have returned to winning ways at Leeds
	and Ipswich, and against City, Rovers have stumbled at the final
	hurdles. Ever since Eric the Red Card returned we've returned to 
	top form.

	This Championship stuff is a bit like a number 19 bus - wait 26 
	years then two come along in quick succession ;-)

	Our run of poor form in April and Blackburn's tremendous surge 
	made it closer than it has worked it in the end. Full marks to
	Rovers for making a real go of it and giving us all one hell of
	a fright. I started to think we'd blown it, and once Blackburn
	realised they were slight favourites they blew up. They never
	actually headed us, even though they drew level. The thought of
	hitting the front seemed to destroy their self-confidence.

	A great chase though, and Rovers will do well in Europe next season, 
	a rich reward for a fine season. Their early form in August is all 
	that stood between them and United over the 40 games.

	We're now in with a great chance of repeating that rare feat of the
	double. Spurs ('61), Arsenal ('71) and Liverpool ('86), with truly 
	great sides, are the only modern clubs to achieve it. They have since 
	gone down in the history books for their achievements and United ('94)
	have a unique opportunity to join such revered company. All eyes
	turn to Wem-ber-lee.......

	Andy.
                      
32.4029CHAMPIONS AGAINESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Tue May 03 1994 19:3418
32.4030Or was it just a cheap wind up ?WOTVAX::GREENJAAndy GreenTue May 03 1994 20:3147
    Brian,         
    
    Its not often I disagree with you but this time I think I have to:
    
    To say Blackburn relied on Shearer too much is highly unfair. Shearer 
    is the finisher, but you must acknowledge that it is the team around 
    him that makes the chances. (Consider the 2 goals he got against you at
    easter, both the result of perfect service and both chances that any
    decent No. 9 would be expected to finish).
    
    I do not invoke injury as an excuse because I believe a big squad is
    essential for a big club to compete, but the following points must be
    made if only to dispute your over-simplification with some objective
    facts:
    
    Shearer is not as effective in a 4-5-1 formation but due to serious 
    injury to Gallagher, Warhurst and now Newell he has been forced to 
    play without a quality central striking partner far too often recently.
    
    The games Blackburn have looked strongest in are those where they have
    got a grip of midfield and attacked down the wings, but due to injury 
    Kenny has rarely been able to field his first choice of Wilcox, 
    Sherwood, Batty, and Ripley, two of whom were missing again last night.
    
    If the lack of one individual is to blame then it must be Colin Hendry,
    he was unavailable recently for our games at Arsenal, Wimbledon and 
    Southampton. These were surely the games that changed our season.  
    
    Do you see my point ? I suspect only Sheffield Wednesday have suffered
    more bad luck than us this season with regard to injury. I'm not
    saying a full squad would have improved matters, only that it certainly
    hasn't helped and is far more significant than your implication than
    Blackburn rely on 1 man.
    
    I am NOT using this as an excuse and concede the Championship readily,
    but ask yourself honestly, and I mean honestly, how effective would
    MANU have been this season if 5 regulars had been injured long term ?
    
    Or to put it another way, what would your final team look like
    if I asked you to leave 5 regulars out ?. Try it, even allowing you
    free choice of the 5 !.
    
    Yours, in good spirit and looking forward to Europe,
    
    Cheers,
    
    Andy
32.4031YUPPY::PANESIts national cake awareness weekTue May 03 1994 20:3521
32.4032I love a good cliche !WOTVAX::GREENJAAndy GreenTue May 03 1994 20:428
    Stuart,
    
    unless you have an Alpha or hours to spare don't bother waving your
    marvellous tool at my contribution !
    
    Cheers,
    
    Andy
32.4033To be naive is exusable!!!!NEMAIL::PILATONNick Pilato DECUS IM&amp;T SupervisorWed May 04 1994 00:1212
    RE:.4024
    
    Jerry,
    
    Actually, JUVENTUS is a small country team from A small Town in Upper
    Italy.... You know the one that has won umpteen European Cups and 
    Umpteen Italian Scudetto. 
    
    But then again, what would you know about winning.... <%>)))
    
    Take care,
    Nick
32.4034Yeah, but have they ever won back to back Premierships ?BERN01::BOLGERJerry Bolger.Wed May 04 1994 12:516
    Nick,
    
    Glad to see you spotted the wind-up ;-)
    
    
    Jerry.
32.4035Won deservedly....GYMAC::DCASSIDYWed May 04 1994 12:5124
    
    Well, United are there again and in all honesty were the best 'squad'
    over the long season. I do feel however that only their strength in
    depth pushed them above the rest...but then again that's the point of a
    'league' campaign. The top 4 teams in the country have 4 oustanding
    players who can score with good service, namely Cantona,Shearer,Cole
    and Wright. If one looks at the low points in the season for those
    teams,and even Manchester United had those, it was when those players
    were out or their supply was diminished.
    
    	As for United's chances in Europe next season, well I don't really
    think they have enough advantage in attack to compensate for an average 
    defence ..in Top European terms. The two semi-finals in the European
    Cup showed both Barcelona and AC Milan as the 2 teams who United must
    strive to break down. I'm sure they'll make it to the last 16 and of
    course with 4x4 groups should make it to the last 8 then who knows;
    they certainly showed in certain matches that they can be a force to be
    reckoned with....I'm just hoping that Bayern win the league for the
    only reason that I might get a chance to at last see the English
    champions playing in the Olympia Stadion.
    
    Regards,
    
    	Dezzz. 
32.4036Discuss.PAKORA::ISUTHERLANDI'll be forever blue...Wed May 04 1994 14:1516
    
    Can't find,(couldn't be bothered looking to tell the truth),a more
    specific place to put this following piece of trivia.So since Man.U
    are the only Premiership winners so far,(and given that this is the most
    listened to note in the universe,cue loads of smiley things),then i
    shall enter it here.
    
    Teletext had a poll to find out which of the two Leagues,between
    the Premiership and Serie A,was the toughest to win.The Result:
    
    
    59% - 41% in favour of the Premiership.
    
    Well IMHO,there are either a lot of ignorant people taking part in
    teletext polls,or the arrogance of the English has reared it's ugly
    head once again.   
32.4037Here's a little something I prepared earlier ...BERN01::BOLGERJerry Bolger.Wed May 04 1994 14:2141
    Speaking of strength in depth, I had a look through Brian's most recent
    "Story So Far", and added in the Ipswich game.  Unless I have
    overlooked someone, it seems to me that the only "regular" team members
    who did not score yet this season were Peter Schmeichel (although he
    tried !!!) and Paul Parker.  Even Dion Dublin got two goals (that can't
    be too far from a goal a game, given how seldom he was named in the
    team !).
    
    The statistics, especially for Martin :
    
    		Eric Cantona		23
    		Mark Hughes		20
    		Ryan Giggs		17
    		Lee Sharpe		11
    		Paul Ince		 9
    		Andre Kanchelskis	 9
    		Roy Keane		 8
    		Steve Bruce 		 7
    		Brian McClair		 5
    		Denis Irwin		 4
    		Bryan Robson		 3
    		Dion Dublin		 2
    		Gary Pallister 		 1
    
    			Total	:      119  (+ 1 OG)
    
    Interesting to note that three of the back four contributed 12 goals
    between them. Steve and Denis (11 between them) must be a bit annoyed 
    at the other two for not pulling their weight.
    
    Also interesting, looking towards Europe next year, is the fact that
    the English players (including Bruce, even though we all know that he's
    Irish ;-), contributed only 31 of the 119 goals. With the top three
    strikers all being non-English, looks like Alex will have more
    selection headaches in Europe next year. I reckon he should go out and
    buy Alan Shearer now. He can keep him on the bench, or in the reserves,
    until the European games, and then let him have a run around.
    
    Yours Cunnoingly,
    
    Jerry.
32.4038Some TriviaESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Wed May 04 1994 14:2312
32.4039There is a GOD! believe me!NEMAIL::PILATONNick Pilato DECUS IM&amp;T SupervisorWed May 04 1994 16:3413
    Jerry,
    
    Fron your list of scorers I see that "Smichael"(sp?) is the only one
    without a goal.... Me thinks that the manager should be sacked.....
    At least he should have had him try at a penalty shot!.. (8^)))
    
    If I were CUNNO I would jump all over this mis-hap... 
    
    
    Ho! but thank you LORD, I'm NOT! (Huu! I get chills up my back.. just
    the thought is enough to send me home sick)
    
    Nick... with lot's and lot's (8^))))) for the CHAMPS!
32.4040Yes, but...PAVONE::TURNERWed May 04 1994 16:3961
    re: .4036
    >Teletext had a poll to find out which of the two Leagues,between
    >the Premiership and Serie A,was the toughest to win.The Result:
    >
    >59% - 41% in favour of the Premiership.

    Well, if it's discussion you want, then I daresay the only thing I find
    really surprising about that statistic is the margin, which is,
    admittedly, pretty laughable. Then again, I'm sure that if you
    conducted the same poll in Italy, they'd have voted 100-0 in favour of
    the Italian championship! After 10 odd  years in Italy, I reckon I know
    the relative strengths of both leagues pretty well, and I don't think
    there's a *lot* to choose between them. FWIW, I'd probably have voted
    in favour of Serie A, but it would have been a pretty close thing.

    IMO, Man. Utd. won the Premiership deservedly this year, but there are
    plenty of teams capable of giving them a fight...Blackburn, Newcastle,
    Norwich, Arsenal, Sheff. Wednesday and even Wimbledon will give United
    one hell of a battle again next year. AC Milan, on the other hand,
    thoroughly mangled all opposition and had the league sewn up ages ago.
    The Italian press has been very critical of Juventus, Parma, Lazio,
    Inter, Sampdoria, etc. for their inability to put up any sort of decent
    fight. The general consensus is that there is little doubt that the
    qualitative level of the Serie A has dipped a little this year.

    Look closely at the Italian League and you'll see that the clubs
    relegated each year almost invariably include 2 or 3 teams that were
    promoted from Serie B the previous season...and the gap is widening!
    Lecce finished last this year with a points total that is an all-time
    record low. Conrast that with the English league where Newcastle,
    Leeds, Nottingham Forest, Ipswich, West Ham and Aston  Villa (?), all
    past winners of European trophies, have all had fairly recent spells in
    the First (Second) Division. The point I'm making is that the group of
    "elite" clubs in Italy is even more consolidated than in England.

    I wouldn't be too fooled by the fact that 3 Italian clubs have reached
    European finals this year either. It's amusing to think that this year
    they may win all 3 trophies, whereas 2 years ago they finished empty
    handed when, IMO, they definitely were a cut above the rest. 

    AC Milan have gone from being purveyors of champagne football to being
    a team that is simply very tough to beat. I'd certainly make Barcelona
    favorites for the Champions Cup. As for Parma and Inter, their passages
    to the their respective finals have been as rickety as they come. Parma
    only beat Maccabi (Israel) on penalties, and they would surely have
    gone out to Benfica if Mozer had not inexplicably lost his head and got
    himself sent off. Inter have looked second best to the opposition in
    almost every round (4-3 against Limassol of Cyprus, an away goals
    victory against Borussia Dortmund, and a pretty jammy qualification
    against Norwich).  


    >Well IMHO,there are either a lot of ignorant people taking part in
    >teletext polls,or the arrogance of the English has reared it's ugly
    >head once again.

    Third possibility: there's a Scotsman out for a bit of sh*t stirring
    ;-)

    Regards,
     Dom
32.4041PEKING::JOLLYLViva la rock .... the killer lives onWed May 04 1994 16:435
    
    Belated Congrats and thanks for getting us into Europe, see you in ten
    days,
    
    Loz.
32.4042Premiership QualityYUPPY::PATEMANSome Fantastic PlaceWed May 04 1994 16:5025
    As for the poll, I would set very little store by it. It's unscientific
    and others recently have included "Which of England's middle order
    flops would you drop?" A bit like the Sun and its "20 things....."
    
    On the strength of the League, Utd are (unfortunately) in a league of
    their own. There is probably only one other club who can challenge them
    with any consistency and that's Arsenal. Other "big clubs" like
    Liverpool, Villa, Wednesday, Leeds and Newcastle (possibly) will be
    there or there abouts but rely on getting the right blend for a season.
    I am tempted to exclude Blackburn for the moment as I remember them
    scraping out of Div 1 (2) with a poor team before Mr Walker arrived.
    They may join them they may not.
    
    Finally, there are a group of teams who will yoyo between relegation
    battles and mid table mediocrity. And that's probably all the rest of
    the Premiership, plus the "sleeping (Permanently?) giants" in the
    Endsleigh. I include Palace in this. They will probably have a good
    season next yeat, bouyed by a strong young squad and the buzz of
    promotion, but they cannot compete for the very best players and are
    always at risk of losing the star youngsters. But at least we have
    something to really play for - be it promotion or fighting against
    relegation! I know which one I prefer, but I *was* interested til the
    last minute of the last game last year!
    
    Paul
32.4043I just thought I'd ask....AYOV25::LGRACEThu May 05 1994 02:379
    I know that this is a longshot but is there anybody out there who could
    get there hands on two Cup Final tickets for me.I am keen follower of
    Man Utd up here in Scotland,however I would really like to be at
    Wembley but I have not been successfully in my attempts to get tickets.
    If anyone could put me in touch,or knows anyone who could help I would
    be really obliged.I am based in Ayr (0292) 266955 ext3386 or on
    VAX-MAIL SSMPRD::LGRACE.
                                 Cheers
                                Lawrence
32.4044GLADYS::CRAVENWhen you buy a Big Mac you get a bagThu May 05 1994 04:593
    G'day soccer mad Scotsmen anyone know the score last night 
    Utd V. Southamp.     Thanks.....Ica
    
32.4045AYOV25::LGRACEThu May 05 1994 09:022
    Another win for United last night,2-0 with Kanchelskis and Hughes
    bagging the goals.
32.4046A New record?MOEUR8::SMITHThu May 05 1994 12:044
    
    Has Cantona set a new record by winning three Championships in a run?
    I only ask since it was mentioned by the French commentary team last
    night.
32.4047Ooh AahBUSSTP::DSMITHIt's over the line...Thu May 05 1994 12:2610
    
    
     They say one player doesn't make a team, however, Cantona has now
    played 70 games for United and has been on the loosing side only 3
    times!! Not a bad record by any standards. 
    
     Mind you, after missing a couple of sitters last night, Fergie might
    have to drop him and bring in a decent striker. :-)
    
      Danny.
32.4049UPROAR::LEMPLive slow, die youngThu May 05 1994 12:2615
    ManU are attempting to withdraw from the Coke Cup next season. They
    want to concentrate on Europe. I've thought for quite a while that all
    teams who qualify for Europe shouldn't bother with this competition.
    Good to see someone taking the initiative. The League, however, are not
    so keen as this is their only major competition. Seems they've got some
    contract forcing all Premier clubs to play - could be interesting.
    
    I'd like to see them enforce it.
    
    And tonights shock result is :-
    
           Manchester Utd 0 - 3 Lincoln
    
    Paul.
    
32.4050BERN01::GOODEJMr DragonThu May 05 1994 12:2810
    
    Re. -4046
    
    ........talk about inviting Cunno to jump on his soap box!!!
    
    ......come on then Cunno, how many Liverpool players won three in a
    row???
    
    JBG
    
32.4051Coca Cola Cup renamed to Runners Up Cup !!!BERN01::BOLGERJerry Bolger.Thu May 05 1994 12:4631
    
    Martin Edwards was interviewed on SKY Soccer News last night, and he
    made the point that the situation had changed somewhat with the new
    mini-league format for the European Cup, which comes into effect next
    season. This guarantees a busy time for teams taking part (I think he
    said 7 guaranteed games, with groups of 8, but I'm not sure of this).
    
    As Paul said, The League have said that all clubs are obliged to
    participate, and no exceptions will be made. Presumably, this is
    influenced by the fact that the clubs who may want to withdraw are
    those most likely to attract large crowds, and add glamour to the
    event. A lot of people have viewed the Coca Cola Cup as a third-rate
    competition (excepting Aston Villa and Coke !), but this would really
    condemn it to oblivion (TV would have a lot less interest without
    Arsenal (Congrats on a great performance last night), Blackburn,
    ManU and possibly Newcastle). Ironically, the defending Coca Cola Cup
    Champions would be exempt from having to defend their title !!!
    
    In the event that The League attempt to force teams to compete then I
    think Paul's forecasted result was pretty much on the money. I believe
    that I may be able to expand on his prediction by adding details of the
    goalscorers :
    
>    And tonights shock result is :-
>           Manchester Utd 0 - 3 Lincoln
 
    				 O.G. Schmeichel x 3   
    
    
    Jerry.
    
32.4052UPROAR::LEMPLive slow, die youngThu May 05 1994 12:568
    Well done Jerry. I was trying to think of something to make the result
    look more authentic and you've hit the nail on the head. The League
    wouldn't even raise an eyebrow if the goals came from Schmeical. 
    
    Cheers,
    
    Paul.
    
32.4053SHIPS::EDWARDS_DThu May 05 1994 13:359
    Wouldn't it be possible for Utd to play their reserve/youth team in
    the fizzy-pop cup ?  Both teams have been successful this season and it
    would give good experience to some of the less-established players.  I
    wouldn't have thought Utd could get in trouble for this - I know it's
    different for league games when you are supposed to field your best
    team, but surely it's only Utd' loss if they get knocked out (and maybe
    Coca-Cola's).
    
    Dave
32.4054Another WinESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Thu May 05 1994 14:176
32.4055HELPPLUNDR::WADDLEThu May 05 1994 15:263
    
    
    DID BRUCE PLAY LAST NIGHT ?
32.4056RestingWOTVAX::MACDONALDIStalybridge CelticThu May 05 1994 15:3016
    re -.1
    
    "did bruce play last night"
    
    Steve Bruce did NOT play last night. He has a slight aggrevation to an
    ankle, so Fergie rested him.
    
    The team last night was:
    
    Walsh, Parker, Pallister, Sharpe, Irwin, Ince, Keane, Giggs, Cantona,
    Kanchelskis, Hughes.
    
    
    mac
    
    		
32.4057PLUNDR::WADDLEThu May 05 1994 15:332
    
    THANKS..
32.4058Lower the volume man...Try small letters :-)XSTACY::PHAYDENThu May 05 1994 15:580
32.4059PLAYER::LESOILThu May 05 1994 16:0814
    
  Re :
    
>> This brings their points total to 91 which is a new record for the Old 
>> First Division and Premiership. 
    
     Wow, I thought the Looneypool had all the records in their hand. 
     Or maybe there's a handover happening ... United is certainly 
     bringing the Premiership to a decent level. 
    
    
    Ph./
      
                                               
32.4061Phil Neal is another.ESSB::MCUNNIFFEI am the best footballer in DEC by a long wayThu May 05 1994 16:239

 Re -1,
      I left out one obvious one.

Phil Neal (1982, 83, 84) along with 1976, 77, 79 & 80.


C U N N O
32.4062Nothing new in declining.....GYMAC::DCASSIDYThu May 05 1994 16:2513
    
    This business over the Coca-Cola Cup surprises me....in the early days
    of the League Cup neither Everton or Liverpool entered the competition
    UNTIL a European place was at stake....
    
    On some previous note...re a reserve side...AC Milan have been doing
    this for the past two years...mind you this was Berlusconi's idea that
    they should have a team for the League and a more or less different
    one for Europe, the Cup and friendlies.
    
    Regards,
    
    Dezzz.  
32.4063Who is this Cantona bloke anyway, sounds like a soft drink.PETRUS::GUEST_NThu May 05 1994 17:348
    And don't forget the great Huddersfield Town of the 1920's.  ie the
    first side to win the league 3 in a row.
    
    HAvn't got the data here, but VERY sure that various members of the
    team played in all three years.
    
    
    Nigel
32.4064RE: a few back...CLARID::KREYERAndre KREYER, Sophia Antipolis (FR)Thu May 05 1994 17:5010
    
>    Has Cantona set a new record by winning three Championships in a run?
>    I only ask since it was mentioned by the French commentary team last
>    night.
	I think "Tout a fait Thierry" said Cantona was the first/only
	"Continental" player to do that. This must be a statement which
	even Cunno (Mr statistics...) would have to agree with :-)
	
								.Andre.

32.4065??PAKORA::GCULLIONMon May 09 1994 12:2810
    
    
       Anyone know if the game against Celtic a week today is definetly
      on or not ??? I just heard this morning that it has been cancelled
      again,only after being announced it was back on, on saturday.
    
                   Cheers 
    
                           Gary.
     
32.4066Hughes v CelticMUFC::TONYMon May 09 1994 13:266
Re. 4065

The games is on Monday the 16th at 8:00pm....


Tony
32.4067IRNBRU::HOWARDZulu's....fousands of `emMon May 09 1994 13:553
    what happens in the event of a replay of the FA Cup final?...
    
    Ray
32.4068CHEFS::HARRISRAve you gota loit boy ?Mon May 09 1994 14:106
    Chelsea win 2 - 0
    
    8^)
    
    
    Rich.
32.4069ReplaysMUFC::TONYMon May 09 1994 14:115
FA Cup final replays are typically on a Thursday night. I assume in the event
of that happening then you'll see the likes of Dublin.McClair,Phelan etc etc
ie The real stars.

Tony
32.4070KIRKTN::GCULLIONMon May 09 1994 15:1213
    
     Has anybody got any addresses for B+B's near the stadium,as i'm
    coming down with a couple of my mates for the game,and we don't
    have any accomodation yet.
     If anybody has,could they send me it up(preferably on mail,as not
    to clog up the note).You can get me on THERAJ::GCULLION.
     Any help would be appreciated.
    
                         Cheers.
    
                                   Gary.
    
    
32.4071Why oh why oh whyYUPPY::PANESFred West - Dad of the YearMon May 09 1994 15:3515
        
        
        It appears that Mr Cantona is unable to confine his violent 
        outbursts to the football pitch. A Manchester businessman 
        alleges that he was assaulted by the bold Eric in what seems 
        to be a motiveless attack.  Once again I am of the belief that 
        this supremely talented but temperamental footballer has 
        brought the noble game into disrepute. Surely it is time for 
        the F.A. to take some positive action and punish, the player, 
        and  the team that seems not only to allow, but condone such 
        behaviour. Might I suggest that a "fine" ... 10 points 
        perhaps.. would be appropriate.
        
        
        Stuart
32.4072What Where Who When How?CODIN::PHAYDENMon May 09 1994 15:597
In the paper today, Brian Robson is quoted as saying that he has been offered a
player manager position by a Premier league club. Who is it ? City maybe ?


Rgds.,

Peter.
32.4073Idle speculationWOTVAX::GREENJAAndy GreenMon May 09 1994 16:1011
    Peter,
    
    the rumour I've heard is Liverpool !, alongside, rather than replacing 
    Evans.
    
    My own guess would be Coventry, or even some kind of set up with Big
    Ron at Villa, although City is certainly possible.
    
    Cheers,
    
    Andy 
32.4074KERNEL::MCKEAVENEYJShy Ann (Indian Virgin)Mon May 09 1994 16:143
    
    I think Joe Royal has been given the city job...or was that just a
    Steve Wright joke?
32.4075I've a feeling in me bonesCODIN::PHAYDENMon May 09 1994 17:2520
I'll tell you what , if I were Robson I wouldn't mind the City job. Lee's money
and that new German striker, the prospects look good.

Liverpool seem to be the most likely candidate other that the fact that Robson
has never played for them and he's the arch enemies hero !

So the candidates look to be...

Liverpool ?
Coventry ?
QPR ?
West Ham ?
Man. City
Villa ( As Ron's assistant ) ?

My money goes on City. Just a little hunch

Rgds.,

Peter.
32.4076Those latex puppets ! MASALA::JJACKMon May 09 1994 20:409
    
    Re.4071
    
    I don't know about the attck on the businessman, but he did attack a
    commentator on the TV last night.
    At least I think it was, or someone the `Spitting Image' of him !
    
    8*))
    
32.4077They must take action now!!!!!YUPPY::PANESFred West - Dad of the YearTue May 10 1994 12:559
 Coventry's promising Irish defender Babb, has had to withdraw from the
 international squad, after picking up an injury. This was allegedly caused
 by Cantona stamping on him. When is the F.A. going to clamp down on this
 appalling "technique" that appears to creeping into the repertoire of certain
 players with a certain club?

 Stuart
 
32.4078There's only one Bryan RobsonESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Tue May 10 1994 16:4911
32.4079Story of 1993/4 PremiershipWOTVAX::NORTHSTue May 10 1994 16:5662
    
    This landed on my desk today.  Fair summary of this season I think!!
    
    
    
    	   		Newcastle United 1   Manchester United 7
    
    
    
    Manchester United's march towards the Premiership title continued today
    after a stunning display at St James's Park.
    
    Manchester United went ahead just before the kick off when Sharpe's
    through ball sent the linesman away down the rigth flank.  His cross
    was handled on the half way line by a Newcastle defender, Mark Hughes
    stepped up to slam the ball home, his 65th penalty of the season, after
    hitting both posts and the bar.  It was no more than Man Utd deserved.
    
    The 15th minute saw Super Reds go two up after Barry Venison was
    penalised for coughing just outstide the area.  Eric Cantona's free
    kick was handled by Scott Sellers, struck first time by Giggs, hit the
    back of the defenders boot, bounced up, struck the rim of the
    spectators specticles and floated, assisted by a freak wind, into the
    top corner of the Newcastle net.  It was no more than Man Utd deserved.
    
    The 21st minute saw more trouble for Newcastle when Andy Cole was sent
    off for enquiring about the referee's red shirt.  Steve Bruce was also
    sent off for being Steve Bruce.
    
    Two minutues before the interval Newcastle struck back after an amazing
    piece of good fortune, Peter Beardsley hitting home the rebound after
    the shot had been stopped on the line by the referee.  Man Utd could
    scarcely believe their bad luck.  Alex ferguson threw done his
    programme and wouldn't speak to anyone for ten minutes.
    
    The restart saw unsportsmanlike Newcastle making ridiculous claims for
    a penalty after Paul Ince had accidentally beaten up Paul Bracewell. 
    The referee had missed the incident due to his red scarf flowing in his
    eyes.  Ten minutes later Alex Ferguson took off Brian McClair and
    replaced him with three other players
    
    Man Utd's third came after Newcastle had been caught offside in their
    own penalty area. Irwin took the free kick which bobbled home after
    hitting the underside of the floodlights.  The referee claimed the
    final touch.  It was no more than Man Utd deserved.
    
    Super-marvel-wonder-reds goal number four came after ninety eight
    minutes, after Beresford had conceded a penalty by blantant;y glancing
    at the referee.
    
    So 4-1 at full time, but the referee agreed to call in 7-1 after
    Ferguson threatened to cry and stamp his feet if he didn't.
    
    It was no more then Man Utd deserved ................. 
    
    
    
    
    	
    regards
    Stephen
    Kenny's Barmy Army
32.4080SHIPS::EDWARDS_DTue May 10 1994 17:5911
    The recent inclusion of Walsh in goal has solved one of the problem
    nicknames for Utd fans.  We now have :
    
    Walshy            Keano
    SHarpey           Robbo
    Giggsy            Pallo
    Hughesy
    Brucey
    Incey
    
    Only Parker, Irwin, Cantona and KanKan to sort out now.
32.4081Phelan and Sealey on freebiesMOVIES::PLAYFORDKevin @ EDO-13 [DTN:824-3394]Tue May 10 1994 18:037
CEEFAX reported yesterday that Manchester United were to release Les Sealey and
Mike Phelan on free transfers.

ANy confirmation from you United fans out there??

/Kev
32.4082XSTACY::PHAYDENTue May 10 1994 18:1711
   >>Only Parker, Irwin, Cantona and KanKan to sort out now.


	How 'bout

	Paddy
	Froggie
	Ruskie
	Crappie :-)

Peter
32.4083SUBURB::ABSOLOMTAye KarumbaTue May 10 1994 18:548
    
    re.4081
    
    Phelan is over-priced.
    
    Tony
    
    
32.4084Latest from O.T.ESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Tue May 10 1994 21:4911
32.4085BERN01::GOODEJMr DragonWed May 11 1994 14:317
    
    	Given that Walsh has played well as Schmeichel's stand-in, and
    given Schmeichel's record of cock-ups prior to his injury.........
    who does the panel think Mr Ferguson will pick for this weekend's
    cup final?
    
    JBG
32.4086SUBURB::ABSOLOMTAye KarumbaWed May 11 1994 14:357
    
    Gary Bailey.
    
    
    Tony
    
    
32.4087MARVIN::MORRELLLeeds United : League Champions 1992.Wed May 11 1994 14:516
    Or that scotish goalie they used to have.. his name escapes me for the
    moment.. Jim Leyton.. that him..;->
    
    He did well in the cup final a few years back didn't he... NOT!
    
    Rick.
32.4088BERN01::GOODEJMr DragonWed May 11 1994 15:0310
    
    Sorry Rick, you must have been misled....
    
>>     that scotish goalie 	<<
    
    (assuming you meant Scottish!), the Scottish goalie is another one of
    those old myths that Magnus Magnuson used to rattle on about! Nobody's
    actually seen one! 8-)
    
    JBG
32.4089When the going gets tough ....WOTVAX::GREENJAAndy GreenWed May 11 1994 15:094
    
    there can only be one man for the job !
    
    Am I the only one old enough to remember Paddy Roache ?
32.4090FORTY2::FOWLERMLittle Frank is absolutely bobbins at footballWed May 11 1994 15:118
Jon,

You can't fool me. I remember gAlan Rough from Argentina '78. If he wasn't a
Scottish Goalie I'm the second son of a wayward cucumber. Big hair, lots of
picking ball out of back of net type activities, lots of embarrassing results
against third rate middle eastern sides; it all slides into place. 8-)

Mike
32.4091A tradition second to none!PAVONE::TURNERWed May 11 1994 15:2112
    
>You can't fool me. I remember gAlan Rough from Argentina '78. If he wasn't a
>Scottish Goalie I'm the second son of a wayward cucumber. Big hair, lots of
>picking ball out of back of net type activities, lots of embarrassing results
>against third rate middle eastern sides; it all slides into place. 8-)
    
    ...and lots of colliding with goalposts at Wembley, while trying to
    save 30-yarders from Kevin Beattie!
    
    George Wood, anyone?
    
    Dom
32.4092Rathole beginning.......AYOV16::KMCCLELLANDThe Honest TruthWed May 11 1994 15:267
    
    
    ......and lots of watching very weak shots trickling through legs at
    Hampden. Oops sorry, that was Clemence, wasn't it ?
    
    
    Kev...
32.4093here's a nudder fewIRNBRU::HOWARDNYC,June 18 - ITA 0 - 2 RoIWed May 11 1994 15:426
    Wasn't there a guy called Aleksic who played in goal for United around
    80-81 type stuff?...
    
    or maybe there wasn't....
    
    bring back Bert Trautmann....and Lev Yashin....and Chris Turner
32.4094BUSSTP::DREESWed May 11 1994 15:587
    
    re. 4091
    
    The scottish keeper grabbing the posts that day was one Stuart Kennedy
    of Rangers. He went on to the dizzy heights of Forfar. Nuff said.
    
    Del. 
32.4096What a Name Dropper ESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Wed May 11 1994 16:128
32.4097You're not as big a dropper as Paddy !WOTVAX::GREENJAAndy GreenWed May 11 1994 16:2714
    
    
    
    
    Brian,
    
    Good to see Paddys career prospects improved ! 
     
    I always thought he was unfairly treated, I mean, what's a few goals 
    between friends ?
    
    Cheers,
    
    Andy 
32.4098err what about the great Alex????KBOMFG::TANNERMidnight is where the day begins..Wed May 11 1994 16:428
   If I remember correctly Alex Stepney was the best the Mancs ever had... how
many years ago did he play???? he also played many a game for the mancs....
Brian get the Cunno stats out....



                                                                  -dave-
32.4099BERN01::GOODEJMr DragonWed May 11 1994 17:0520
    
    Mike,
    
    	I don't think anyone will dispute your claims....
    
>>      I'm the second son of a wayward cucumber. 	<<
    
    8-)
    
    JBG
    
    Ps. I suppose its too much to expect any serious discussion of whether
    we think Walsh(y) or Schmeichel(o) will play on Saturday? Yes, ....I
    thought as much.
    
    Pps. Jerry came in smiling this morning and when I asked him how he got
    on last night he said he'd scored! 8-) (& now he's being all secretive
    about who he's meeting for lunch.....maybe there's been a reconcilation
    
    .....with OOO-n-AHH!)
32.4100You really shouldn't drink at lunchtime Jon !!!BERN01::BOLGERJerry Bolger.Wed May 11 1994 17:2627
    Jon,
    
    Personally I'ld like to see Walsh stay in goal for Saturday. He's done
    well in the last few games, and doesn't really deserve to be dropped
    for Schmeichel, who, if he does play, will have to have his ankle 
    heavily strapped up. Having said that, Pete was the number one all
    season, so perhaps it would be a bit harsh to leave him out for the Cup
    Final, just cos he gave away a few stupid goals recently.
    
    
    Re :
>    Pps. Jerry came in smiling this morning and when I asked him how he got
>    on last night he said he'd scored! 8-) (& now he's being all secretive
>    about who he's meeting for lunch.....maybe there's been a reconcilation
>    .....with OOO-n-AHH!)
    

    As you're already aware I was talking about football when I said I had
    scored last night. I also said that I had scored four times, and that
    would be straining even my Irish charm (among other things !). I did,
    however, get a free pint in the pub later as a reward for my "Goal of 
    the Game",  a thundering header from a floated cross into a crowded 
    penalty area. If you don't believe me, ask Ray Wright. I didn't have 
    the heart to tell anyone that I had hit the ball with my left ear ;-)  
    
    
    Jerry.
32.4101now the chairman's whinging....IRNBRU::HOWARDNYC,June 18 - ITA 0 - 2 RoIWed May 11 1994 17:2715
    ManU's chairman Martin Edwards claims that United would have been
    playing in the European Cup Final but for political skull-duggery by
    UEFA....he MOANS about the `5 foreigner' rule saying that "it makes it
    harder for English clubs because it basically bars us from competing
    with the side that got us into the competition in the first place."
    
    
    	All together now......."aaawwwwwwwwwww, poor United"
    
    the rules are there for all to see, so if they want to get further in
    Europe, then the answer is blindingly simple....buy more top quality
    English players!!!! there are a few about, Ferdinand, Platt, er,
    someone else....
    
    flame off .....
32.4102XSTACY::PHAYDENWed May 11 1994 19:484
Looks like my hunch was right. Just heard that Robbo is on his way to City as
"Part of the coaching staff".

Peter.
32.4103TRUCKS::SANTnetwork partner exitedWed May 11 1994 20:0116
    
    	That'd be Chester City, right?
    
    	Not Manchester City shirley?!!
    
    	re earlier....Michael Phelan....mumble...
    	I agree with the noter who correctly pointed out that he was
    	over-priced as a free transfer. I'd expect us to have to part
    	with serious money to shift that camel.
    
    	re other earlier, Newcastle 1 United 7 etc...glad to see the
    	FA have finally taken referees seriously and appointed 
    	professional refs for important matches. And you were lucky it
    	was only 7, Alex must've been in a good mood.
    
    	Andy.
32.4104XSTACY::PHAYDENWed May 11 1994 20:0611
    	>>Not Manchester City shirley?!!


Don't call me Shirley !!!!!!!

O.K it's an old one...


Yep Man. City it is.

Peter.
32.4105The best player in Barrowford !WOTVAX::GREENJAAndy GreenWed May 11 1994 20:3311
    Re: .4103
     
    Andy,
    
    I happen to know that Micky Phelen still lives near Burnley, 
    I wonder if that might indicate a return to Turf Moor, 
    from your description he would fit in nicely !
    
    Cheers,
    
    Andy 
32.4106IRNBRU::HOWARDNYC,June 18 - ITA 0 - 2 RoIThu May 12 1994 13:125
    good news for the Mancs....KanKan has signed a 5 year deal worth 2
    million quid....Middlesborough want Bryan Robson as their next manager,
    250,000 quid a year....
    
    
32.4107Optimistic or what ?SUBURB::GROOMNEarning a fortune, paid a pittance !!Thu May 12 1994 13:3915
    Is the 5 foreigner rule racist and against EC regulations ?
    
    Schmeical is fit and will probably play, I think Utd should play &
    develop Walsh and flog PC, that reduces one foreigner problem.
    
    Alex will probably go for Sutton in the summer and possibly another
    (English) midfielder.  If the Sutton bid is successful, Dublin has a
    bleak future and Hughes' isn't all that certain, let's face it, Sutton
    won't sign with a guarantee of reserve-team football !
    
    No injury worries for saturday, I'm putting a bit of wedge on a 3-goal
    margin to Utd (say 4-1).
    
    
    Nev
32.4108and stop calling me shirley!!TRUCKS::SANTnetwork partner exitedThu May 12 1994 13:478
    
    	re .4103...
    
    	Barra'ford? Foulridge, surely?!
    
    	they're all good friends up there...
    
        Andy.
32.4109NEWOA::FIDO_TConation is the keyThu May 12 1994 13:579
    I am not saying that they shouldn't be strengthening the squad in all
    areas, but I would have thought that United need to look to strengthen 
    their cover in the defence more than up front, although it is up front
    that the foreigners rule hits hardest. 
    
    There again, what do I know, my team just came bottom in our Fantasy 
    Football League !
    
    Terry
32.4110Another Burnley joke !WOTVAX::GREENJAAndy GreenThu May 12 1994 14:0410
    Andy,
    
    Its Wheatley Lane actually, where some of the more affluent members of the 
    enlarged Burnley family live.
    
    Mickey doesn't like Foulridge because they already have a Res. !
    
    Cheers,                                                       
    
    Andy
32.4111WARNUT::PICKERINGSSimon PickeringThu May 12 1994 17:362
    My shopping list would be Jobson (for Bruce) and Sutton (for ?).
    SChmeichal can go if he wants to; Walsh is just as good.
32.4112SUBURB::ABSOLOMTAye KarumbaThu May 12 1994 17:597
    
    Agree on Jobson. Too good for the Endsliegh. And just as ugly as Bruce
    too.
    
    Tony
    
    
32.4113Without Schmeichel, the title race would've been boring ;-)BERN01::BOLGERJerry Bolger.Thu May 12 1994 17:5912
    Simon,
    
    Re:      SChmeichal can go if he wants to; Walsh is just as good.
    
    
    I disagree, Walsh has yet to prove his ability to give away stupid
    goals at critical moments. Until he has teed-up the ball for the
    opposition a couple of times, and perhaps head-butted Steve Bruce in
    the opposition penalty ares, I believe we should keep Schmeichel on
    hand for emergencies.
    
    Jerry.
32.4114Wanted: good home for crap goalieUPROAR::LEMPLive slow, die youngThu May 12 1994 19:4012
    >    -< Without Schmeichel, the title race would've been boring ;-) >-
    
    Jerry,
    
    If it's goalmouth thrills and spills you want, then look no further. 
    Chris Woods (ex England, like half the Wednesday side now - come back
    Taylor, all is forgiven) is up for sale. You can have him at the
    once-only offer price of 4 million. (a large amount of smileys for the
    last bit)
    
    Paul.
    
32.4115Cantona the ArtistYOUWOT::HOUSENWorld famous brick hypnotistThu May 12 1994 19:5213
Did anyone see the clip on Sportsnight last night when Cantona described 
Football as the greatest art? (via sub-titles), and with Eric wearing a 
baseball cap round the wrong way.

Apparently he is going to have his very own exhibition, including his latest 
works:

	Goss in Studs
	Broken Babb

Norman ;-)	

Apparently the full interview will be shown on Saturday in the UK.
32.4116see 32.4115YUPPY::PANESI'm going to do FruitBat, MatthewThu May 12 1994 20:170
32.4117WARNUT::PICKERINGSSimon PickeringFri May 13 1994 14:205
    Andy [Green],
    
    If you wondered why I was absent from this notes file for so long, it
    was because of inane ,crass noting like 32.4115 & 32.4116 -- it got so
    boring.
32.4118Sense of humour failure...?YOUWOT::HOUSENWorld famous brick hypnotistFri May 13 1994 16:055
re: .4117

Ever tried writing anything interesting yourself??

Norman
32.4119Serious rathole ahead WOTVAX::GREENJAAndy GreenFri May 13 1994 16:2213
    Norman,    
    
    Nothing personal but we've had the "humour vs insult" debate before, 
    please let's not start it up again. 
    
    Simon has thrown a few insults at me and the club I follow in the past, 
    and I considered it 'interesting' enough to reply. Nuff said ?
    
    Cheers,
    
    Andy
    
    
32.4120Agreed..YOUWOT::HOUSENWorld famous brick hypnotistFri May 13 1994 16:3510
Andy,

Yup... it's a fine line - particularly in written format, and when you don't
know the people. As an Arsenal supporter, the taunts about Adams being a donkey
get a bit boring... as I suppose the ones about Cantona, studs, etc. do... but
I suppose what is needed is that people don't take comments about players (in 
their team) to heart. The results that Man.Utd have had this year, and Cantona's
player of the year award speak for themselves, despite his other problems.

Cheers... Norman
32.4121Agreed, but ......BERN01::BOLGERJerry Bolger.Fri May 13 1994 17:079
    Well said Norman,
    
    Of course, the difference is that Tony Adams IS a donkey, whereas
    Eric's a really nice bloke who wouldn't hurt a fly !!!
    
    Jerry.
    
    
    ;;;;;-------------))))))))))))))    (Just in case !)
32.4122The Double is up for GrabsESSB::BLONGUNITED Premier League CHAMPIONS 1993Fri May 13 1994 17:117
32.4123Look, flag waving - it's a joke...UPROAR::LEMPLive slow, die youngFri May 13 1994 17:1810
    I think Cantona is an irrational, Gallic hothead who comes from a
    family line that escaped the laws of natural selection. Just because
    Tricky Trev wants him to stick around for another day or so to get a
    better look at him in training he flys off the handle and buggers off
    to Leeds and Manu and wins three championship medals. Just think, he'd
    have been able to help Wednesday to consecutive 7th place if he'd
    stayed put. I bet he really regrets his short temper now.
    
    Paul.
    
32.4124C'MON YOU REDS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!XSTACY::PHAYDENFri May 13 1994 18:145
I'm off home,

Good Luck,

Peter.
32.4125BEAT THAT !ISIDRO::BREADIESat May 14 1994 21:345
    MAN UTD 4  CHELSEA 0
    
    magificent stuff. Although 4-0 was a bit cruel to Chelsea.
    
    
32.4126MARVIN::MORRELLLeeds United : League Champions 1992.Sun May 15 1994 15:345
    You woz lucky... that second penalty should never have been... after
    that Chelsea just crumbled..... again the ref was on ManU's side... 
    
    	
    Rick.
32.4127Happilly Hungover !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!BERN01::BOLGERJerry Bolger.Sun May 15 1994 16:1038
    I'm really suffering, but I'm here. A great victory yesterday forced me
    to consume copious amounts of alcohol, including a bottle of RED South
    African "Champagne" which was not at all apreciated by Richie, the 
    Chelsea fan in our midst.
    
    However, I would have to agree that 4-0 flattered the Reds, and was
    extremely harsh on a Chelsea team who for long periods in the first 60
    minutes dominated the game. It might have been a completely different
    story had Peacock's volley dipped an inch lower, or Spencer put away
    one of his two clear(ish) chances.
    
    The first penalty was undoubtedly justified. Denis was about to do one
    of his jinky runs into the box and bury the ball in the Chelsea net.
    The second penalty was very harsh. I  was stunned when I realised that
    he was pointing to the spot, although admittedly not half as stunned as
    Richie who was babbling uncontrollably about the f*****g ref being an
    stupid f*****g blind son of a f*****g b***h. After that, Chelsea had no
    choice but to push up, exposing themselves to the United trademark -
    quick breaks. I can't not mention Paul Ince's unselfish pass to Brian
    McClair for the last goal. Perhaps he thought it was Eric coming in for
    his hat-trick !!!
    
    Anyway, I'm sure plenty of people will say that the Ref gave us the
    game, and that we didn't deserve the win. I disagree. I know the second
    penalty helped us a lot, but we had been starting to get on top even
    before the first penalty, and at 1-0 I fully expected the lads to turn
    on the style and cruise home to take the double !  I had planned to
    skip football this afternoon to rest a niggling injury, but after
    yesterday, I couldn't possibly just sit around when there's football to
    be played.
    
    Last but not least, a word of thanks to Martin (Cunno). In the build-up
    to yesterday's game he threw his support behind Chelsea, just as he had
    done with Blackburn. I mentioned at the time, that this was probably
    just what United needed - A jinx on Chelsea !!!!! Thanks again !
    
    
    Jerry.
32.4128Another viewAIMTEC::WICKS_AAtlanta's Most (In)famous WelshmanSun May 15 1994 22:4529
    jerry,
    
    A reasonably fair match report but i'd have to say that it was the
    second penalty that killed the game - Chelsea might have come back from
    1 down. The first penalty was definitely justified (yes I do support
    LIverpool) in fact it was almost as much a case of assault and battery
    as that tackle on Giggs at the start of the game. The second penalty
    well even the Manc supporters in the bar I watched the game at seemed
    surprised. 
    
    After that the game was dead the third goal was keystone cops stuff
    with the two chelsea defenders converging on each other - had the other
    one played the ball instead Hughes would never have got the ball.
    
    One thing I noticed was that there wasn't really an oustanding Manc
    player rather a good team performance. Both Giggs and Cantona were
    subdued and it didn't seem to be as much of the attractive footie that
    the Mancs have played in the league this year.
    
    I must admit I was only semi-neutral but Chelsea didn't deserve to lose
    4-0 the history books will never show how close a game it really was
    2-1 would have been fairer.
    
    Anyhow congrats to the Mancs on joining the big-three (liverpool, arse,
    totts) on completing the double this century.
    
    Regards,
    
    Andrew.D.Wicks 
32.4129BERN01::GOODEJMr DragonMon May 16 1994 12:4925
    
        Well, although the first penalty was clear cut, I thought the
    defender was making a genuine attempt for the ball & not deliberately
    trying to hack Irwin (as in the S????berg challenge on Giggs). Chelsea
    were unlucky and certainly deserved better. They kept United pretty much
    subdued for the first hour then conceded 3 goals in 10 minutes.
    Although the 2nd penalty was very harsh (I thought it should have been
    obstruction), it was really the first that did the damage. Against the
    run of play, with Chelsea looking boyant, they go a goal down & as
    Jerry said, ManU are always dangerous on the break.
    
    	Hughes took his goal well but you have to feel for the defender,
    who having minutes before given away the 2nd penalty, then slips and
    leaves Hughes to run in unopposed on the keeper. Ince's "goal" was in-
    evitable with Chelsea pushing up and creating chances right to the end.
    I had to applaud Ince giving the goal to McClair who had just come on.
    
    	Not a bad cup final for us neutrals. Well done ManU - given their
    standard of play over the season, a well deserved double ......And
    Congratulations to Chelsea ...... they made a good game and never gave
    up even when the cause was lost. They missed out on the treble but were
    the only side this season to do the double over United.
    
    JBG
    
32.4131It's the TrebleUPROAR::WRIGHTTMon May 16 1994 13:275
So United have finally one the treble. 

The League, the Cup and Top of the Pops...... That must be unique!

What a group.
32.4132"GREAT", not yet !SHIPS::HENDERSON_PMon May 16 1994 13:5725
    Well done United for completing a fantastic season with a great result
    against Chelsea. Chelsea battled hard and 4-0 was a harsh scoreline but
    that's football. This United team is again being built up by the media
    as one of the greatest but can only justify this tag by lifting the
    European cup next year. The side is very good and the most pleasing
    part of this season for me has been the new found resilience and
    ability to win games when not playing well. Ferguson must be applauded
    for the way he handles the media and has built a strong team/club
    spirit where everyone plays for each other. At times in those dark far
    off days of late February United were in danger of overstepping the
    mark but in the end it was that part of their game that pulled them
    through.
    Ferguson says that he will buy at least one English player this summer
    to support the European crusade and to keep up the competition for
    places. I think United need a quality full back to replace Parker, whose
    distribution is very poor, and compliment Irwin, the best full back in
    the League. They may also need a quality midfielder as on saturday only 
    Ince is English outside the back four. 
    Ince is still holding out on signing a contract but he must stay as he
    imo has been Uniteds best player again this season. 
    
    Roll on next season.
    
    
    
32.4133A Cunno note with no bulls**t - Amazing !!!BERN01::BOLGERJerry Bolger.Mon May 16 1994 14:406
    Re: .4130
    
    Well done Martin, that was your most intelligent input into this
    conference by miles. Keep up the good work ;-)
    
    Jerry.
32.4134Very unstaisfactory...XSTACY::PHAYDENMon May 16 1994 15:2923
Well I watched a brutal game of football on Saturday. United deserved their
first penalty and their win. Chelsea only have Hoddle to blame for loosing the
cup. 

Admittedly the second penalty was harsh and never should have been given and it
probably killed the game. But Hoddle and Cascarino should have been on from the
begining of the second half before any goals were scored. The dwarves up front
were little more than useless against Bruce and Pallister and Irwin.

United were never in the game up until the second goal and how anyone can be so
ecstatic abot such a lacklustre performance is beyond me. 
As somebody said, Europe will be the true test of their metal, and they'd want
to be able to adapt a bit better to the oppositions tactics if they want to win
there !

When Hoddle and Cas did come on, Chelsea looked like a team capable of winning a
game not just suffocating one. Unfortunately they were 3-0 down before the penny
droped.

"Boring Boring United..." could've been the chant on Saturday and we don't want
that do we ?

Peter.
32.4135WARNUT::PICKERINGSSimon PickeringMon May 16 1994 16:0514
    Whilst I agree that United didn't do much in the first half, other than
    get themselves in trouble through slack defending, the second half was
    very different.
    
    Even before the first penalty, you had the sense that United had shaken
    of their lethargy and got going. They had pressed Chelsea all the time
    upto the first goal.
    
    As for the second penalty, it was debatable whether or not the offence
    was in the area; even so the defender should have been off. I thought
    fouling someone in such a position was a dismissable offence.
    
    PS:Is it just me or does John Motson get worse with every match he
    comments on? At times it was pure drivel.
32.4136PEKING::JOLLYLViva la rock .... the killer lives onMon May 16 1994 16:269
    
    Congratulations to Man U and their fans.  I am disappointed at the
    final score as I don't beleive the margin reflect's Chelsea's performance 
    but there you go.
    
    All the best in Europe next season, I hope you do well for the sake of
    all other English clubs.
    
    Loz. 
32.4137XSTACY::MDUNPHYJust another Day!!Mon May 16 1994 16:426
	Congrats to Utd for doing the double. As its been said, it wasnt much of
a final really, maybe I'm a bit bias but I thought Last year's final was better
and I know what you all thought about that....That my 2 cents worth

Mick
32.4138Well said that man!PAKORA::AMILLARAnd some late news just in....Mon May 16 1994 17:0221
    
    re John Motson.
    
    Didn't you just love the bit where he said:-
    
    "Just a point about the earlier penalty, I'd just like to say that Mr
    Ellery's(?) positioning at the incident was impecable, and was an
    example to all referees about where they should be when play is in that
    area"
    
    The words were just out his mouth when the second penalty was awarded
    with Mr Ellery(I think that was his name) about 30 yards away and the
    foul actually happening outside the box.
    
    He also described the one that hit the bar as a tremendous piece of
    skill.
    
    I just saw the Scottish version of the highlights. Were there any more
    Colemanballs?
    
    Archie
32.4139Chelsea, you have my sympathy (FWIW)PAVONE::TURNERMon May 16 1994 17:0549
    
    I've always defined myself as "a Man. Utd fan...of sorts", in so far as
    they get my support because I think they consistently play the best
    football in the country. However, I don't recall ever seeing a team
    play so poorly for a 4-0 victory!
    
    Sure, United upped a gear just before the first penalty was awarded and
    pretty much bossed the contest from then on. But it has to be said that
    the FIRST penalty changed the face of the game. The second penalty was
    a travesty of justice (the initial contact was definitely outside the
    area), but, IMO, Chelsea would have had dire problems pulling the game
    round anyway.
    
    United did play some excellent stuff in the last 20 mins (against a
    wafer-thin defence), but I can't think of a United player who really
    deserved the plaudits at the end of the game. Never have I seen Ince so
    ineffectual. Keane was mediocrity itself - if I had a say in the
    matter, I'd sell him tomorrow, especially as United have got to mount a
    serious challenge in Europe next year (who cares about a third league
    win?); ditto Scmeichel - what is the point of "wasting" an overseas
    place on a goalkeeper? As for Cantona, I'd give him a kick up the
    backside if *I* had to run around and win back the ball every time one
    of his extravagant backheels was picked up by the opposition. Perhaps
    Pallister and Hughes deserved credit - no one in the game (not even Van
    Basten) is as good as Hughes at controlling the ball under pressure
    from a deadball situation and immediately setting up the play.
    
    No, this may seem scathing but I can't get excited about a performance
    which only looked respectable for the last half hour.
    
    FLAME OFF
    
    That said, United have often been guilty in the past of creating scores
    of chances and drawing 0-0. And the cynics always say that the mark of
    a great team is to win when they're playing badly (shades of Juventus
    during the Platini era). In their defence, I thought they looked pretty
    tired even when going up to receive the cup - probably this season has
    taken its toll. 
    
    On to Europe then - and I say: sell Schmeichel and Keane. The defence
    is by no means water-tight, perhaps Bruce's days are numbered, though
    he's gritty enough to control even the trickiest customers. Parker
    still looks out of position at right back, and I'm still not 100%
    convinced by Irwin, though I'm beginning to like the guy. 
    
    Still, an *on-form* United with Giggs, Cantona, Hughes and Ince, will
    give most teams problems.   
    
    Dom
32.4140It was the biggest parade of the year ...WOTVAX::GREENJAAndy GreenMon May 16 1994 17:338
        
    Hey, somebodys been tampering with the rose-tinted spectacles, first 
    Peter Hayden and now Dom Turner, anybody else remember the story of the
    Emperors new clothes ? 
    
    Cheers,
    
    Andy
32.4141Dedicated To Smiley Kenny!PAVONE::TURNERMon May 16 1994 17:4214
32.4142The emperors got a new away kitWOTVAX::GREENJAAndy GreenMon May 16 1994 18:2118
32.4144PAVONE::TURNERMon May 16 1994 18:4731
32.4145c'mon guys, it's a serious question.WOTVAX::GREENJAAndy GreenMon May 16 1994 19:4214
    
    Thanks Dom, informative as ever ;-) but my curiosity is now
    aroused:
    
    Please, BRIAN, or anybody who actually goes to O.T.,
    
    How much does a Man. United Season Ticket really cost ? and whats the
    difference between that and a League Match Ticket Book which I seem to
    remember somebody telling me they had ?
    
    Cheers,
    
    Andy
                                            
32.4147Don't know how people can afford to goWARNUT::PICKERINGSSimon PickeringMon May 16 1994 20:2610
    Andy, Thinking of trading your ticket in then? Perhaps you want to
    follow a winning team?
    
    According to someone who rang the ground today, LMTB's are 304 for next
    season and 320-ish for other types of season tickets. ANd don't bother
    applying...no new issues for next season.
    
    Why did United not build a 2-tier stadium, they would fill it every
    match, and even give away supporters some room.
    
32.4148SHIPS::EDWARDS_DMon May 16 1994 20:2618
32.4149Mines a DoubleESSB::BLONGPREMIER LEAHUE CHAMPIONS 1993 &amp; 1994Mon May 16 1994 21:309
32.4150MARVIN::MORRELLLeeds United : League Champions 1992.Mon May 16 1994 21:345
    >LEAHUE CHAMPIONS
    
    	Huh?!
    
    Rick
32.4151Looks expensive.YUPPY::MCCABEMikeMon May 16 1994 21:429
32.4152IRNBRU::HOWARDNYC,June 18 - ITA 0 - 2 RoIMon May 16 1994 23:367
    The Charity Shield this year will be between ManUtd and Blackburn. I
    thought Chelsea would get to play this game as runner-up in the FA Cup.
    Is there a precedent for this, (ie. 1st -v- 2nd)?...
    
    Ray....
    
    ps.		well done United on Saturday, what a bloody awful match, tho....
32.4153? PAKORA::JJACKTue May 17 1994 03:095
    
    Anyone know the score from Sparky's testimonial against the Tic 
    tonite ?
    
    
32.4154KIRKTN::CPATRICKThe Money is in the bankTue May 17 1994 05:403
    re-1
    
     No
32.4155MARVIN::MORRELLLeeds United : League Champions 1992.Tue May 17 1994 12:595
    Celtic 3 - MancU 1
    
    :->>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    
    Rick.
32.4156IRNBRU::HOWARDNYC,June 18 - ITA 0 - 2 RoITue May 17 1994 13:035
    Donnelly scored twice for the celts,
    Dublin scored for ManU
    
    
    Ray....
32.4157KERNEL::MCKEAVENEYJShy Ann (Indian Virgin)Tue May 17 1994 13:047
    
    Man Utd 	1-3	Celtic
    (Dion Dublin)	(Simon Donelly) 2
    			(Willie Falconer)
    
    
    Att: 42,000
32.4158FalconerNSIC00::ROLLITTCrisps - Vasco da Gama's dad JimTue May 17 1994 14:014
    Willie Falconer was a good buy by Macari. He showed a lot of
    potential with the Blades. Has he settled at Parkhead?
    
    Simon
32.4159Who played for the Reds ?WOTVAX::GREENJAAndy GreenTue May 17 1994 14:081
    
32.4160The TeamESSB::BLONGPREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS 1993 &amp; 1994Tue May 17 1994 16:0415
32.4161Best of British.PAKORA::ISUTHERLANDI'll be forever blue...Tue May 17 1994 16:366
    
    Well done Celtic.A tremendous result for Scottish football.
    
    It certainly puts the "Super Dooper" Premiership and it's new Double
    winners in their places anyway. 
    
32.4162Willie Falconer...SSMPRD::AMOONEYTue May 17 1994 16:4710
    
    
    re. a few back 
    
    Willie Falconer is a poor excuse for a footballer.....he's no pace and
    has only one foot....and even that's no good.I've formed this opinion
    over the past few months,and can remember him only having one half decent
    game (away at Hibs).....maybe Sheff Utd could buy him back ?
    
    Andy.
32.4163So he hasn't settled then?NSIC00::ROLLITTCrisps - Vasco da Gama's dad JimTue May 17 1994 17:031
    
32.4164Some Trivia fron season 93/94ESSB::BLONGPREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS 1993 &amp; 1994Tue May 17 1994 19:2910
32.4165Quick, get yourself some professional help Brian...BERN01::GOODEJMr DragonTue May 17 1994 19:3918
    
    
>>      Cantona is the first player to score 2 penalty's in a Final.
>>      United have equaled Spurs record of 8 victorys in the FA Cup.
>>     United are the first team to win 7 finals at Wembley.
>>     United lost just 6 times in 63 games this season.
>>  Cantona finished top scorer in all competitions with 25 goals.
        
    	.	Oh no Brian, whats happening.....your metamorphosing into
    	.	aaargh....noooo.....it can't be....
    
        ^
        |
        8-)
    JBG
    
    
    
32.4166Eric Cantona's the 1st player named Eric Cantona to play for MUBERN01::BOLGERJerry Bolger.Tue May 17 1994 20:4513
    Jon,
    
    Get lost. This is the Manchester United note. Brian is perfectly
    entitled to enter related information here for the benefit of those of
    us who are interested in our team.
    
    When Brian starts to enter this type of info in the Liverpool or
    Blackburn note then he can start looking for professional help ;-)))
    
    
    Thanks for the trivia Brian,
    
    Jerry.
32.4167League appearances & goalsWARNUT::PICKERINGSSimon PickeringTue May 17 1994 20:5122
    United's list of appearance's is remarkable. people talk about them
    having a big squad but they only used 14 players mainly and 6 others
    playing one game, and Gary Walsh playing 2 (I'm talking about people
    starting the game, but not always finishing it -- cue .....)
    
    League appearances	Goals
    Schmeichal	40       -
    Parker 	39       -
    Irwin	42       2
    Bruce	41       3
    Pallister	41       1
    Robson	10       1
    Keane	34       5
    Ince	39       8
    Kanchelskis	28       6
    Hughes	36      12
    Giggs	32      13
    McClair	12       1
    Sharpe	26	 9
    Cantona	34	18
    Phelan, Ferguson, Dublin, Martin, Neville, McKee 1
    Walsh	2
32.4168The Stats of a Double Winning SideESSB::BLONGPREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS 1993 &amp; 1994Tue May 17 1994 22:1674
Manchester United Football Club

Fixtures for Season 1993/94               Result Scorers

* Live on SKY
@ Live on ITV
+ Live on BBC

Sat Aug  7th   Arsenal (CH)  Wembley         1-1 Hughes (Utd Won 5-4 Pens)

Sun Aug 15th * Norwich City (A)              2-0 Giggs,Robson
Wed Aug 18th   Sheffield United (H)          3-0 Keane(2),Hughes
Sat Aug 21th   Newcastle United (H)          1-1 Giggs
Mon Aug 23rd * Aston Villa (A)               2-1 Sharpe(2)
Sat Aug 28th   Southampton (A)               3-1 Sharpe,Cantona,Irwin
Wed Sep  1st   West Ham United (H)           3-0 Sharpe,Cantona(P),Bruce
Sat Sep 11th   Chelsea (A)                   0-1
Wed Sep 15th @ Honved (A) (EC 1st Rd 1L)     3-2 Keane(2),Cantona
Sun Sep 19th * Arsenal (H)                   1-0 Cantona
Wed Sep 22nd   Stoke City (A) (C Cola)       1-2 Dublin
Sat Sep 25th   Swindon Town (H)              4-2 Kanchelskis,Cantona,Hughes(2)
Wed Sep 29th @ Honved (H) (EC 1st Rd 2L)     2-1 Bruce(2)
Sat Oct  2nd   Sheffield Wednesday (A)       3-2 Hughes(2),Giggs
Wed Oct  5th   Stoke City (H) (C Cola)       2-0 Sharpe,McClair
Sat Oct 16th   Spurs (H)                     2-1 Keane,Sharpe
Wed Oct 20th @ Galatasaray EC 2nd 1st Lg     3-3 Robson,Cantona,OG
Sat Oct 23rd   Everton (A)                   1-0 Sharpe
Wed Oct 27th   Leicester (H) (C Cola Cup)    5-1 Bruce(2),McClair,Sharpe,Hughes
Sat Oct 30th   Queens Park Rangers (H)       2-1 Cantona,Hughes
Wed Nov  3rd @ Galatasaray EC 2nd 2nd Lg     0-0
Sun Nov  7th * Manchester City (A)           3-2 Cantona(2),Keane
Sat Nov 20th   Wimbledon (H)                 3-1 Pallister,Hughes,Kanchelskis
Wed Nov 24th   Ipswich Town (H)              0-0
Sat Nov 27th   Coventry City (A)             1-0 Cantona
Tue Nov 30th   Everton (A) (C Cola Cup)      2-0 Hughes,Giggs
Sat Dec  4th   Norwich City (H)              2-2 Giggs,McClair
Tue Dec  7th   Sheffield United (A)          3-0 Hughes,Sharpe,Cantona
Sat Dec 11th   Newcastle United (A)          1-1 Ince
Sun Dec 19th * Aston Villa (H)               3-1 Cantona(2),Ince
Sun Dec 26th * Blackburn Rovers (H)          1-1 Ince
Wed Dec 29th   Oldham Athletic (A)           5-2 Kanchelskis,Bruce,Cantona(P),
                                                 Giggs(2)
Sat Jan  1st   Leeds United (H)              0-0
Tue Jan  4th * Liverpool (A)                 3-3 Bruce,Giggs,Irwin
Sun Jan  9th + Sheffield Utd (A)F.A Cup 3    1-0 Hughes
Wed Jan 12th   Portsmouth (H) (C Cola Cup)   2-2 Giggs,Cantona
Sat Jan 15th   Spurs (A)                     1-0 Hughes
Sat Jan 22nd   Everton (H)                   1-0 Giggs
Wed Jan 26th   Portsmouth (A) (C Cola Cup)   1-0 McClair
Sat Jan 29th   Norwich (A) F.A. Cup 4        2-0 Keane,Cantona
Sat Feb  5th   Queens Park Rangers (A)       3-2 Kanchelskis,Cantona,Giggs
Sun Feb 13th @ Sheffield Wed (H) (C.C S/F)   1-0 Giggs
Sun Feb 20th * Wimbledon F.A. Cup 5 (A)      3-0 Cantona,Ince,Irwin
Sat Feb 26th   West Ham United (A)           2-2 Hughes,Ince
Wed Mar  2nd @ Sheffield Wed (A) (C.C S/F)   4-1 Hughes(2),Kanchelskis,McClair
Sat Mar  5th   Chelsea (H)                   0-1
Sat Mar 12th   Charlton (H) FA Cup 6th Rd    3-1 Hughes,Kanchelskis(2)
Wed Mar 16th   Sheffield Wed (H)             5-0 Cantona(2),Hughes,Giggs,Ince
Sat Mar 19th   Swindon Town (A)              2-2 Keane,Ince
Tue Mar 22nd   Arsenal (A)                   2-2 Sharpe(2)
Sun Mar 27th @ Aston Villa Coca-Cola Final   1-3 Hughes
Wed Mar 30th   Liverpool (H)                 1-0 Ince
Sat Apr  2nd * Blackburn Rovers (A)          0-2
Mon Apr  4th   Oldham Athletic (H)           3-2 Giggs,Dublin,Ince
Sun Apr 10th + Oldham Athletic (FA Cup S-F)  1-1 Hughes
Wed Apr 13th * Oldham Athletic (FA CUP R/P)  4-1 Irwin,Kanchelskis,Robson,Giggs
Sat Apr 16th * Wimbledon (A)                 0-1
Sat Apr 23rd * Manchester City (H)           2-0 Cantona(2)
Wed Apr 27th   Leeds United (A)              2-0 Kanchelskis,Giggs
Sun May  1st * Ipswich Town (A)              2-1 Cantona,Giggs
Wed May  4th   Southampton (H)               2-0 Kanchelskis,Hughes
Sun May  8th * Coventry City (H)             0-0
Sat May 14th + Chelsea  F.A. CUP FINAL       4-0 Cantona(2 pens),Hughes,McClair

32.4169Sparky's the BEST striker in the Premiership btw !PAKORA::JJACKWho the hell is Ryan Giggs ?Wed May 18 1994 00:137
    
    I see from the papers that there were over 42,000 at last nights match.
    Can anyone tell me what percentage were travelling Celtic fans.
    
    P.S. How much do you want for Mark Hughes ?
    
    
32.4170KURMA::AMCARTHURswmsbtlWed May 18 1994 11:181
    10 K Celtic fans ..
32.4171Shome mishtake shurely...UPROAR::LEMPLive slow, die youngWed May 18 1994 12:079
    Sir,
    
    Have any of your readers noticed the remarkable similarity between
    Andre Kanchelskis, the Manchester United footballer and Greg Luganis
    tha American quadruple Olympic gold medal winner. Are they by any
    chance related?
    
    Inquisitive of Uxbridge.
    
32.4172You must be joking !BERN01::BOLGERJerry Bolger.Wed May 18 1994 14:0210
    Re: .4169 and .4170 :
    
    
    There's no way that Mr. Ferguson will sell Mark Hughes for just 10,000
    Celtic fans !
    
    Jerry.
    
    
    (:=-=:)
32.4173Cue JJ et al.Remember the early 1980's etc,etc,etc.......KURMA::ISUTHERLANDI'll be forever blue...Wed May 18 1994 16:473
    
    Re:last
    	  Celtic would struggle to even meet that valuation. ;>)
32.4174Some More Trivia for CunnoESSB::BLONGPREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS 1993 &amp; 1994Wed May 18 1994 16:489
32.4175sorry!! couldn't resistADDULT::ROBERTSONWed May 18 1994 21:463
>>Pallister will have a growth removed off his foot

His leg :-)
32.4176RobsonSTKAI1::VMOTTAGNINGFri May 20 1994 15:026
    I read in a Swedish newspaper that Robson is going to play
    for Middelsboro' next year. Is that true?
    Any comments??
    
    Johan
    
32.4177ADDULT::ROBERTSONFri May 20 1994 15:131
According to CEEFAX, he has signed a 3 year contract as player/coach.
32.4178MARVIN::MORRELLLeeds United : League Champions 1992.Fri May 20 1994 15:246
    He'll be earning 250,000 quid per year.. and he'll have about 3,000,000
    to spend on players... 
    
    I think they'll get promoted in the premiership next yesr... 
    
    Rick
32.4179XSTACY::PHAYDENFri May 20 1994 15:277
  >>I think they'll get promoted in the premiership next yesr... 


With only one club being promoted it's going to be one hell of a tough job.

Peter.
32.4180Good luck Robbo !WOTVAX::GREENJAAndy GreenFri May 20 1994 16:109
    
    Everybody knows that you can't get promoted by just spending millions on 
    players and paying a famous player a lot of money to manage them.
    
    There are loads of notes explaining this in the early days of 202. 
    
    cheers,
    
Andy ;-)
32.4181MARVIN::MORRELLLeeds United : League Champions 1992.Fri May 20 1994 16:216
    
    Well 3 million isn't a lot of money... it'll only buy Alan Shearers
    big toe nail clippings ... but at the moment I think thats all your
    going to need in order to have yourself a good striker! :->>>>>>
    
    Rick
32.4182May DayESSB::BLONGPREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS 1993 &amp; 1994Wed May 25 1994 14:354
32.4183BERN01::BOLGERJerry Bolger.Wed May 25 1994 14:456
    Brian,
    
    I've often told my friends that I'ld like to play for United, but I
    still haven't had an approach from Old Trafford ;-)
    
    Jerry.
32.4184Nothing like a good RumourWOTVAX::GREENJAAndy GreenWed May 25 1994 16:0722
    
    Brian: re David May 
    
David May's agent was interviewed last night on Radio Lancashire and his first
name was Peter, a fact which I found so disturbing that I missed his Surname.

What he said was that May's contract was now up and he had been negotiating 
for some time with Rovers but as yet no offer had been made and therefore 
they were not even at the haggling stage yet. 

As anyone called Peter is clearly a mischief maker I am not surprised that
the words May, Manchester and United have turned up in the national press. 

If you want the inside word you must watch "Andy Greens Boot Room".

Cheers,

Andy

    p.s. I though Uniteds back four for next season had already been
    decided ;-)
32.4185I thought you wouldn't let that one go!PAVONE::TURNERWed May 25 1994 16:2512
    >p.s. I though Uniteds back four for next season had already been
    >decided ;-)
    
    Dead right, Andy. But competition for places in the reserve team is
    always healthy. I'm sure David May will keep Neville, McKee and co. on
    their toes ;-)
    
    Dom
    
    P.S. What have you got against people called "Peter", or is this
    another of those "Do I Not Like..." in-jokes that haven't yet crossed
    the Channel?
32.4186and the papers say Shearers learning ItalianWOTVAX::GREENJAAndy GreenWed May 25 1994 16:4410
    Dom,
    
    I thought everybody knew United don't have reserve defenders ;-).
      
    And how many Peters can you think of that might just respond to my presence
    in note 32 ? 
         
    Cheers,
    
    Andy
32.4187It's the truth - nearly ;-)))BERN01::BOLGERJerry Bolger.Wed May 25 1994 17:149
    Dom,
    
    Although he's tried to cover his tracks in -1, Andy has a bit of a 
    problem relating to Peter Pan. Apparently he always fancied Tinker Bell 
    himself !
    
    Cheer up Andy, she only went out with the flash git cos he could fly !
    
    Jerry.                                                                
32.4188Buy ?XSTACY::PHAYDENWed May 25 1994 17:2518
Hi Andy :-)

Well May May Well come to United but I can only assume that they are trying to
but him so early in the off season in order that he can be de-programed before
the Charity Shield.
 
We can't expect players unused to being part of a winning team and without any
medals, to boost their confidence ,to fit in straight away, now can we ? ;-)

They'll probably only use him in training as a Target man anyway. Well Cantona
will need to practice his "dancing" on a Target in the off season.
Dress him in a blue and white shirt and take the Eric's collar off. Should do
nicely. 


Peter.

oO0  Maybe we should buy Batty as well 
32.4189If only United were a rich club !WOTVAX::GREENJAAndy GreenWed May 25 1994 17:4318
32.4190I'm serious >:-|XSTACY::PHAYDENWed May 25 1994 17:516
  > "trying to but him" !  now exactly which Ferguson are we talking about ?


Can anyone recomend a good spell-checker for notes ?

Peter
32.4191Ince is by far the better player!!!PEKING::COSSEYNWed May 25 1994 18:186
    
     Batty, is a good player but until he starts to score goals then you 
    can compare him to Ince....Lets face it when Batty gets any where near
    the penalty box he looks shite....
    
    Neil...
32.4192Ince is a whinger....KBOMFG::TANNERMidnight is where the day begins..Wed May 25 1994 18:439
 Ince is a big cry baby ala gazzas first cousin....

     I was a wondering how many of Utd players are regulars with the engerland 
team???  Like they have two Irish, two Welsh, one Dane and one Frenchie in their
starting lineup so that leaves 5 slots open...  Just wondering that's all....


                                                             -dave-
32.4193XSTACY::PHAYDENWed May 25 1994 18:5312
Well regulars in the Enlgand squad out of four avaliable slots( you left out the
Ruskie )...

Pallister
Parker
Sharpe
Ince

that's 100% of the possibles.

In the actual team including subs. 100% also. How many other clubs can boast
stats like that ? 
32.4194NEWOA::FIDO_TConation is the keyWed May 25 1994 18:5715
>team???  Like they have two Irish, two Welsh, one Dane and one Frenchie in their
>starting lineup so that leaves 5 slots open...
    
    you forgot Kanchelskis
    
>     I was a wondering how many of Utd players are regulars with the engerland 
    
    Two - Ince and Pallister ( + Parker and Sharpe as reserves )
    
    So, what's your point ? No one team has more than 2 or 3 regulars in
    the England team.
    
    	Terry
    
                                                              
32.4195Vote for the nutter in RedWOTVAX::GREENJAAndy GreenWed May 25 1994 19:0621
    Dave,
    
    With the euro-elections imminent you should be aware that Martin
    Edwards is standing and campaigning strongly on this issue.
    
    His euro-manifesto entitled " The European Cup rules ?"  makes it 
    pretty clear that he believes only teams containing players 
    from at least 5 different European countries should be allowed to play
    in European competitions. 
    
    If not elected he intends to boycott the Coca Cola Cup, on the grounds
    that he has no Americans in his team, and will stay out until it becomes
    the Nice Cup Of Tea and a Biscuit Trophy.
    
    Personally I always vote for the Greens,
                              
    Cheers,
    
    Andy
    
    
32.4196My Point....KBOMFG::TANNERMidnight is where the day begins..Wed May 25 1994 19:086
 Terry just wondering that's all... Weird thing though that 7 of the starting
Manc 11 are foreigners... a lot worse than italy and their national team
struggles as well.......

                                                                     -dave-
32.4197PEKING::COSSEYNWed May 25 1994 19:278
    
    RE:4196
    
    Yes, but then all you have to do is look at Irelands national side and
    find 5 of there side are foreign...And they certainly struggled....
    Doesn't make sense does it.....
    
    Neil...
32.4198I'll have some of what he's on ;-))))))))BERN01::BOLGERJerry Bolger.Wed May 25 1994 19:283
    Re: .4197
    
    Doesn't make sense does it ...
32.4199calling jjack for backupESSB::BREEWed May 25 1994 20:538
    re:.4190
    
    I could be showing my  age here but didn't Alex Ferguson once run foul
    of the authorities for head butting a Celtic player (John Hughes? John
    Connolly?) while he was playing for the unmentionables???
    
    
    Paul
32.4200Mines a DoubleESSB::BLONGPREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS 1993 &amp; 1994Wed May 25 1994 21:531
32.4201They struggled again last night!!!!!! (:::)KBOMFG::TANNERMidnight is where the day begins..Mon May 30 1994 15:085
 Re .4196

    Yea Neil they struggle big time..... what a laugh..... 

32.4202A May Day DealESSB::BLONGPREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS 1993 &amp; 1994Mon May 30 1994 16:049
32.4203David May - a lot of potentialWOTVAX::GREENJAAndy GreenWed Jun 01 1994 14:2818
    RE: David May 
    
    Well now you have him, and I wish him well. My mate in the red scarf is 
    much amused by this transfer as its the first time a United signing 
    has ever publically stated that although this move is exciting he 
    would actually have preferred to stay where he was ! If you combine 
    this with the fact that May's a city fan then he's not exactly going
    wild on trying to win over the fans.
    
    If you believe in coincidence you may be interested in a little snippet 
    regarding the Rovers end of Season Dinner (21-May-94).  I'm told Davids 
    major contribution to the festivities was to coat Mrs Dalglish in fire 
    extinguisher foam ! 
    
    Cheers,
    
    Andy   
                        
32.4204Economics of the madhouse?WARNUT::PICKERINGSSimon PickeringWed Jun 01 1994 20:584
    Kenny must be in training to be the next Chancellor. He's sold a player
    for less than a replacement will cost, and the replacement's wages will
    be more than May would have been happy with anyway.
    
32.4205You are clearly an expert in the subjectWOTVAX::GREENJAAndy GreenWed Jun 01 1994 21:4011
    Simon,
    
    I think the concept of replacing a player with a more expensive one,
    who then gets paid more, is hardly new. 
    
    If this is as you say 'the economics of the madhouse' then
    Old Trafford has been one of the larger asylums over the last 20 years.
    
    Cheers,
    
    Andy  
32.4206Alex FergusHunKIRKTN::CGALLAGHERThu Jun 02 1994 02:249
    
    
    RE:4199
    
    Not sure about the details, but i remember my dad going on about
    Ferguson either butting or spitting on a Celtic player when he
    played for the huns.
    
    				Colm.
32.4207Now thats what I call Bigotted !KIRKTN::MCAMERONTue Jun 07 1994 15:308
32.4208WHo or what is this guy?WARNUT::PICKERINGSSimon PickeringWed Jun 08 1994 13:354
    United have signed someone called Graham Tomlinson from Bradford City
    for 100k plus additional monies based on appearances etc.
    
    ANyone know anything about him?
32.4209MARVIN::MORRELLLeeds United : League Champions 1992.Wed Jun 08 1994 15:5415
    Well here's what I know...
    
    
    
    
    	His name is Graham Tomlinson...
    
    And....... wait for it... 
    
    
    
    	He's been signed from Bradford City for 100k plus additional monies
    based on appearances etc.
    
    	Rick.
32.4210SHIPS::EDWARDS_DWed Jun 08 1994 16:121
    He's 18, English and a striker.
32.4211BERN01::BOLGERJerry Bolger.Wed Jun 08 1994 16:591
    His mother's maiden name was Humphreys.
32.4212He played for Ireland U-21'sWOTVAX::GREENJAAndy GreenWed Jun 08 1994 17:081
    
32.4213BERN01::BOLGERJerry Bolger.Wed Jun 08 1994 17:091
    He's got brown hair and green eyes and answers to the name "Rover".
32.4214TribunalMUGGER::NORTHWed Jun 08 1994 17:155
    Well Bradford want 500,000 for him and united have offered 70,000 and I
    think a 4 year contract (or maybe bradford were offering him that).
    It'll go to tribunal.
    
    Gareth
32.4215Ooh, Aah Bergkamp doesn't have the same ring to itUPROAR::LEMPWe danced the Lumbago till dawnThu Jun 09 1994 12:567
    News this morning that Inter Milan are putting together a 10 million
    pound, player plus cash, deal to lure Eric Cantona away from Manu. The
    player coming in the other direction is none other than Denis Bergkamp,
    the Dutch international striker. They must have more money than sense.
    
    Paul.
     
32.4216UPROAR::LEMPWe danced the Lumbago till dawnThu Jun 09 1994 13:134
    And for the sake of Mr Green, I didn't read this in Angling Times.
    
    Paul.
    
32.4217Back up for Pauls rumourMOVIES::PLAYFORDKevin @ EDO-13 [DTN:824-3394]Thu Jun 09 1994 13:514
I heard this story on Radio 5 on the way into work this morning.

/Kev
32.4218BERN01::BOLGERJerry Bolger.Thu Jun 09 1994 14:015
    Apparently, Alex Ferguson has been quoted as saying that he is
    considering the offer of STG 10,000,000 plus Denis Bergkamp, but he
    feels that Denis may be unhappy playing in the reserves.
    
    Jerry.
32.4219XSTACY::PHAYDENThu Jun 09 1994 15:506
Take the money and run. To Sheffield. Offer 5M for John Sheridan or else try to
buy Platt from Juve.

10M + a Brilliant player for ol' Eric, take it Alex, take it !

Peter.
32.4220Au Revoir EricSHIPS::EDWARDS_DThu Jun 09 1994 15:554
    If Utd do sell Cantona they still need someone to supply the ball to
    Giggs, Kan-Kan, Bergkampo.  A certain Mr Le Tissier would do nicely.  I
    doubt if Soton would refuse a bid of around 5m.  Still leave 5m in the
    bank - not a bad bit of business.
32.4221WARNUT::PICKERINGSSimon PickeringThu Jun 09 1994 16:156
    Well so far, since the season has ended, United have been rumoured to
    be selling Parker, Sharp, Giggs, Cantona, McClair, Schmeical and
    probably others too.
    
    As for Le Tissier, is that 5m lira, washers or what? United certainly
    can do without him.
32.4222They're gonna sell the whole shop and retire to Barbados.XSTACY::PHAYDENThu Jun 09 1994 16:2010
You Wish !

Suckers,

Peter.

P.S

10M + Bergkamp. That rates Bergkamp at about 7M. We can afford 7M easy so why
don't we just buy him anyway without selling Cantona ?
32.4223Has eric reached his sell-by date again ?WOTVAX::GREENJAAndy GreenThu Jun 09 1994 16:3212
        
    I've got to agree with EDWARDS_D on this one, if Cantona leaves United
    only Le Tissier springs to mind as a natural replacement. 
    
    IMO: United didn't look so special without his creativity to set up the
    moves.
    
    So here's hoping Eric goes and Dion gets his shirt ;-)
    
    Cheers,
    
    Andy
32.422410M + Bergkamp? Are you lot on drugsUPROAR::LEMPWe danced the Lumbago till dawnThu Jun 09 1994 16:4515
    
    I found the deal difficult enough to believe in it's correct form but
    here in fairy land they think Cantona is worth *even* more than 10M.
    The *entire* deal is worth 10M. If Bergkamp is worth 9M (in Inter's
    eyes) then they'de also give 1M. Perhaps our Italian correspondent, Dom
    Turner, can tell us why Inter want to get rid of Bergkamp. Has he gone
    from being the most promising player in the world to a Cantona
    replacement?
    
    As for 5M for Sheridan, we'll get double that after he's scored the
    winning goal in the WC final v Italy. As todays deal shows, there's
    always someone stupid enough to make a ridiculous offer.
    
    Paul
    
32.4225Cantona sagaEASE::SMYTHThu Jun 09 1994 17:1716
Ferguson has said that he would not stand in Cantona's way if he wished to leave
the club.  No firm offer has been recieved however Inter have been linked to a
10 mill deal, no mention of 10 m and Bergkamp together..


ALso 

Leeds and Everton are chasing Genoa's 2.5m centre forward Tomas Skuhravy who is
6'4''.
The Italians are prepared to offload the player and wilkinson wants him as does
walker (thought walker was after sutton????)  
So what happens to Deane their most expensive but at 2.9 mill ?????????



G S in Dublin
32.4226a deceptive turn of phraseWOTVAX::GREENJAAndy GreenThu Jun 09 1994 17:407
    
    Nice one GS
    
>>> So what happens to Deane their most expensive but at 2.9 mill ?????????
                             ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
                         
    the Irish have such a way with words !
32.4227MARVIN::MORRELLLeeds United : League Champions 1992.Thu Jun 09 1994 17:507
    Brian Deane is brilliant....
    
    
    	at missing the goals.. ;->
    
    	May be he could play in the American league where the goal posts are
    6ft wider! :->
32.4228should have read buy ( or flop, maybe sell him to sheff wed)EASE::SMYTHThu Jun 09 1994 17:500
32.4229And there's more ....SHIPS::EDWARDS_DThu Jun 09 1994 20:3317
32.4230I doubt it but then again who thought May would be leavingEASE::SMYTHThu Jun 09 1994 20:370
32.4231NEWOA::FIDO_TConation is the keyThu Jun 09 1994 21:086
>    As I've said before, Le Tissier is the only English player imho capable
>    of fulfilling that role.
    
    I thought that you did a pretty good job on Wednesday !
    
    Terry
32.4232How much has AF got to play with ?WOTVAX::GREENJAAndy GreenThu Jun 09 1994 21:1923
    re .4229
    
    So its Sutton, Bergkamp, Cole and Tomlinson ! I think Alex is buying up 
    all the forwards because he's determined  not to let another Shearer 
    slip away.
    
    Seriously if Cantona goes and Le Tissier can't be tempted then he needs
    to change the style slightly and play a more traditional centre forward
    type (i.e. one that is regularly facing, and looks comfortable running 
    at, the oppositions goal) alongside Hughes. 
    
    Cantona and Hughes are both great at holding the ball up and spraying it
    around but with Cole you would have the less flamboyant but more direct 
    option of someone who can attack the goal.
    
    Suppose the only problem is why should Keegan sell Cole, does he want
    to screw up his teams chances and get himself lynched in the process ?
    
    Cheers,
    
    Andy
    
    p.s. care to expand on your "reliable source" ? 
32.4233Alex The Eggman !SHIPS::DURANT_SThu Jun 09 1994 21:3113
    
    The reliable source is an egg lorry driver in our village. Who told
    anyone who would listen ages ago that Fergie was looking into the
    possibility of David May.
    
    He now reckons that Fergie was offering 4 million for Sutton, but could
    not guarantee him a regular first team place. So Sutton has been
    talking with Walker at Everton. Fergie has now apparently turned his
    interest on Andy Cole.
    
    Only time will tell how reliable this information is.
    
    Steve.
32.4234New Jersey Here I ComeESSB::BLONGPREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS 1993 &amp; 1994Thu Jun 09 1994 22:088
32.4235Only round 1?AIMTEC::WICKS_AAtlanta's Most (In)famous WelshmanThu Jun 09 1994 22:227
    Brian,
    
    3 weeks - aren't you staying to see Ireland in the quarter-Finals?
    
    Regards,
    
    Andrew.D.Wicks
32.4236Slight misunderstanding chapsWOTVAX::HARDYPFri Jun 10 1994 12:4410
    D
    
    The Cole rumour started when Fergie was asked "what will be the
    highlight of next season" and he said "seeing Andy Cole score a hatrick
    at Old Trafford".
    
    He was not implying that Cole would be wearing red while doing it.
    
    Peter
    
32.4237It just might be true....ELIS::BOERENI aim to please. Then I fire!Fri Jun 10 1994 18:305
    Dennis Bergkamp said yesterday that he knows nothing about the afore
    mentioned trade. He has his concentration aimed at the WC, and didn't
    confirm nor deny the fact that he would be leaving Inter.
    
    Marcel
32.4238Goodbye all !KERNEL::NDAYQuazimodo sang,'It started with a syst'Fri Jun 10 1994 18:508
    Well the time has come for me to leave Digital.
    
    I would just like to tank everyone who has contributed to my enjoyment
    in reading the football notes conference.
    
    Good luck to you all in the future.
    
    Nige. (A dedicated REDS follower)
32.4239SHIPS::EDWARDS_DThu Jun 16 1994 15:4256
     Seedings confirmed for this years European Cup/League !

     Automatic Qualifiers :

     1. AC Milan (Italy) 
     2. Ajax Amsterdam (Netherlands) 
     3. Manchester United (England) 
     4. Bayern Munich (Germany) 
     5. Barcelona (Spain) 
     6. Benfica (Portugal) 
     7. Spartak Moscow (Russia) 
     8. RSC Anderlecht (Belgium) 

     Prelimary-Round teams :

     9.  Paris St-Germain (France) 
     10. Glasgow Rangers (Scotland) 
     11. Casino Salzburg (Austria) 
     12. IFK Gothenburg (Sweden) 
     13. Steaua Bucharest (Romania) 
     14. Galatasaray (Turkey) 
     15. Sparta Praha (Czech Republic) 
     16. Hajduk Split (Croatia) 
            -
     17. AEK Athens (Greece) 
     18. Maccabi Haifa (Israel) 
     19. Slovan Bratislava (Slovakia) 
     20. Servette (Switzerland) 
     21. FC Vac Samsung (Hungary) 
     22. Silkeborg IF (Denmark) 
     23. FC Avenir Beggen (Luxembourg) 
     24. Rosenborg BK (Norway) 

    UEFA released a list on Wednesday ranking all 43 national champions in its
    member states, of whom the top 24 will be entered for the European or 
    Champions' Cup. The remaining 19 teams will automatically be entered for 
    the UEFA Cup. 

    UEFA said AC Milan as Cup holders and the teams ranked second to seventh 
    would qualify directly for the competition proper. The teams in places 
    nine to 16 will be drawn against teams ranked 17th to 24th for a 
    home-and-away preliminary round. 

    Each group will consist of 2 seeds from the top 8.  Seeds 1 and 8 will be
    together, 2 and 7, 3 and 6, 4 and 5.  Therefore Utd will be in the same 
    group as Benfica, Barcelona will be with Bayern Munich etc.

    Nice to see Galatasaray have qualified again - NOT !
    
    Now then, how can I convince the wife that Portugal's the holiday 
    destination for us this year ?

    Dave 
    
    
32.4240MARVIN::MORRELLHere comes my baby... walking back to meThu Jun 16 1994 16:0913
    This is a load of rubbish.. I still can't understand why Rangers are in
    10th place & IFK Gothenburg are in 12th... IFK seem to do well every
    year....
    
    UEFA has a lot to answer for..... & how can Barcelona be 5th.. they've
    been in more finals in the last five years than ManU haveen't they??
    (This year in the EC & a couple of years ago in the CWC if my memory
    serves me right.. )
    
    Football is all about money these days... it really sad... they'll end
    up killing the goose that lays the golden egg!
    
    Rick.
32.4241What a refreshing changeWOTVAX::GREENJAAndy GreenThu Jun 16 1994 16:475
    
    MANU vs Benfica
    
    Great, that should provide us with hours of interesting T.V coverage
    and some surprisingly original old footage to show .... NOT.
32.4242Tout suite?YUPPY::PANESSpace travel is in my bloodThu Jun 16 1994 18:2110
  Have I missed something, but I am surprised that nobody has mentioned
  Bobby Charlton's knighthood. This was given presumably for his services
  to the marketing of football, with especial reference to tickets. I would
  not be totally surprised if we do not see Lord Flashman of Barnet, the next
  time the gongs are given out.

  Hugs,

  Stuart
32.4243makes sense when you think backESSB::BREEFri Jun 17 1994 12:557
    re:.4240
    
    Yes Barcelona have been in a few more finals than United but when they
    met in the CWC ('91) Final United beat them 2-0. Maybe this has a
    bearing?
    
    Paul
32.4244MASALA::ISUTHERLANDI'll be forever blue...Sun Jun 19 1994 15:0810
    
    Re:The system of seeding you described as 1 & 8, 2 & 7,etc,
    
    Does this system work with the 9 - 17 seeds with regards to the placing
    of these seeds into the groups.
    
    If so,providing Rangers get through their preliminary, - no easyern
    european teams,please.- ;>).Then that would give them Ajax,Spartak
    Moscow and Sparta Prague and a fairly good chance of progressing
    to the semis.
32.4245SHIPS::EDWARDS_DMon Jun 20 1994 13:487
    re:-1
    
    No - I believe teams 9-16 are drawn against seeds 17-24 for a
    preliminary round.  That will leave 8 teams to progress to the league
    phase.  I don't know how these 8 teams are allocated to the groups.
    
    Dave
32.4246SHIPS::EDWARDS_DFri Jun 24 1994 15:2359
    Fixtures for season 94/95 -  it's difficult to find an "easy" month
    although Christmas and the "title run-in" look reasonable !
    
    
Fixtures 94/95			Cup Dates

20/ 8/94 QPR		H	17-24 August Coca Cola Cup 1st round
27/ 8/94 Nottm Forest 	A
27/ 8/94 Tottenham	A
31/ 8/94 Wimbledon	H

10/ 9/94 Leeds		A
17/ 9/94 Liverpool	H
24/ 9/94 Ipswich	A	21/9-5/10 Coca Cola Cup 2nd round

 1/10/94 Everton	H
 8/10/94 Sheff Wed	A
15/10/94 West Ham	H
22/10/94 Blackburn	A	26/10 Coca Cola Cup 3rd round
29/10/94 Newcastle	H

 5/11/94 Aston Villa	A
 9/11/94 Man City	H	12/11 FA Cup 1st round
19/11/94 Crystal Palace H
26/11/94 Arsenal	A	30/11 Coca Cola Cup 4th round

 3/12/94 Norwich	H	3/12 FA Cup 2nd round
10/12/94 QPR		A
17/12/94 Nottm Forest   H
26/12/94 Chelsea	A
27/12/94 Leicester	H
31/12/94 Southampton	A

 2/ 1/95 Coventry	H	7 /1 FA Cup 3rd round
14/ 1/95 Newcastle	A	11/1 Coca Cola Cup 5th round
21/ 1/95 Blackburn	H
24/ 1/95 Crystal Palace A	28/1 FA Cup 4th round

 4/ 2/95 Aston Villa	H	
11/ 2/95 Man City	A	12/2-15/2 Coca Cola Cup semis 1st leg
18/ 2/95 Arsenal	H	18/2 FA Cup 5th round
22/ 2/95 Norwich	A
25/ 2/95 Everton 	A	22/2-26/2 Coca Cola Cup semis 2nd leg

 4/ 3/95 Ipswich	H
 7/ 3/95 Wimbledon	A
11/ 3/95 Tottenham	H	11/3 FA Cup 6th round
18/ 3/95 Liverpool	A

 1/ 4/95 Leeds		H	2/4 Coca Cola Cup Final        
 8/ 4/95 Southampton	H	8/4 FA Cup semis
15/ 4/95 Leicester	A
17/ 4/95 Chelsea	H
29/ 4/95 Coventry	A

 6/ 5/95 Sheff Wed	H
13/ 5/95 West Ham	A	20/5 FA Cup Final

    
32.4247Pre-season arrogance :-)WOTVAX::GREENJAAndy GreenFri Jun 24 1994 17:0110
    Dave,
    
> 27/ 8/94 Nottm Forest	A
> 27/ 8/94 Tottenham	A
    
    So that'll be an evening kick-off at Spurs then ?
                                                    
    Cheers,
    
    Andy
32.4248The Amoeba rules OPG::JULIANManchester United - Double Kings 1994Fri Jun 24 1994 17:5112
    re 32.2996
    
    It must be fun having only one interest in life, doesn't tax the brain
    etc. but why spoil it by following Crystal Palace?
    
    Apologies for not replying sooner.
    
    See you on Nov 19th '94 at OT and Jan 24th at San Sel I assume. Loser
    buys the beers we agreed!
    
    Julian
    
32.4249SHIPS::EDWARDS_DFri Jun 24 1994 19:2214
>>    Dave,
    
>>> 27/ 8/94 Nottm Forest	A
>>> 27/ 8/94 Tottenham	A
    
>>    So that'll be an evening kick-off at Spurs then ?
                                                    
>>    Cheers,
    
>>    Andy
    
      That's right Andy.  Apparently the FA want to give all the other
    teams a chance this season, so Utd have to play 2 games a day.  Should
    make it a tad more interesting.
32.4250What says the EGG-MAN ?WOTVAX::GREENJAAndy GreenMon Jun 27 1994 21:4210
32.4251EGG-MAN !?!?!?!?SHIPS::EDWARDS_DTue Jun 28 1994 13:4111
    Andy,
    
    In this mornings Express, it says that Arsenal are favourites to sign
    Sutton.  However he is asking for 12k a week !  I hope this isn't going
    to haunt me next season. but I really don't think Sutton is worth
    anywhere near the kind of money being offered.  When you consider how
    much Shearer cost (3.5m ?), is Sutton really worth 5m ?
    
    Dave
    
    
32.4252Korean forwards are cheap !WOTVAX::GREENJAAndy GreenTue Jun 28 1994 14:4621
32.4253SHIPS::EDWARDS_DTue Jun 28 1994 15:1717
    Oh, you mean THAT egg-man !
    
    The point you make about Sutton is valid, however Shearer couldn't have
    had that much of a track-record.  He's only 23(?) now.  The main
    concern I would have with Sutton is that it would obvously mean that
    Sparky would have to make-way.  I think Mark Hughes has been a
    revelation during the last 2 seasons and the team as a whole has
    benefitted from his distribution and the way he links with Giggs and
    KanKan in particular.  I've only seen Sutton a couple of times this
    season, but he doesn't strike me as a player with those qualities.
    
    Ah well, maybe it's worth buying him if it stops Blackburn and the Arse
    getting him !
    
    His nickname could be a problem though - SuttonY, SuttonO - hmmm......
    
    Dave
32.4254BERN01::BOLGERJerry Bolger.Tue Jun 28 1994 16:490
32.4255SHIPS::EDWARDS_DTue Jun 28 1994 20:281
    or.. SUTTY !
32.4256SHIPS::EDWARDS_DFri Jul 08 1994 14:0110
    Transfer News ....
    
    The fee for Mayo has been agreed (apparently) at 1.25m quid.  The deal
    was done by Edwards as Fergie has been away watching the World cup.
    
    It was reported on CEEFAX last night that Fergie is to come back early
    from the States in a bid to buy Sutto.  He is reported to have asked
    Norwich to "name their price".
    
    Dave
32.4257LEMAN::SIMPSONStephen Simpson@GEO, DTN:821 5105Fri Jul 08 1994 15:065
RE: -.1 Whats the sp on May(o) - never heard of him?

Also does Cantona get to miss the first two European games? If thats the case, 
then its a shame that United don't have to qualify for the round-robin.
On second thoughts... maybe it isn't.
32.4258SHIPS::EDWARDS_DFri Jul 08 1994 15:186
    Mayo played for Blackburn last season - he's a defender (full-back or
    centre-back) and he's English !  He's also very good - I'm surprised
    that Blackburn have "let" him go but maybe he's a bit ambitious and
    got a little fed up playing for a small club !
    
    Cantona misses 4 games in the European cup.             
32.4259Well he's been good so far.....WOTVAX::GREENJAAndy GreenFri Jul 08 1994 16:0223
    re: .4257
    
    Stephen,
    
    his name is David May, he's an exceptionally good young english 
    defender and United have been very fortunate to get him at that 
    price. Theres plenty more about him if you browse through this 
    note or 202. 
    
    As you are obviously getting limited information let me tell you more
    about David May:
    
    Last season he had 2 very quiet games against Man Utd. United
    only attacked for the last 10 minutes in the 1-1 draw at Old Trafford and 
    Blackburns defence were not trouble at all when Blackburn beat United
    2 - 1 at Ewood Park. 
    
    Isn't that right DAVIDO ? :-)   
    
    yours helpfully,
    
    Andy
                                
32.4260SHIPS::EDWARDS_DFri Jul 08 1994 18:169
>>    Blackburns defence were not trouble at all when Blackburn beat United
>>    2 - 1 at Ewood Park. 
    
      2-1 !?!?!?  Tut tut tut GREENY.  You're one moment of glory last season
    and you can't even remember the score.  Can you remember that you
    finished a well-beaten 2nd last season ?
    
    Davey                                  
    
32.4261hooked but not quite landed WOTVAX::GREENJAAndy GreenFri Jul 08 1994 19:006
    Davvo,                                          
    
    yes, as I said, Blackburns defence were not troubled at all, that must
    mean the score was really ...... ? 
    
    c'mon Davvo.... say it.... just for me ..... ;-)
32.4262Multiple Choice = Hobson's Choice ;-)BERN01::BOLGERJerry Bolger.Fri Jul 08 1994 19:0621
    Andy,
    
    Re: .4261
    
>    ... that must mean the score was really ...... ? 
    
    
    a)  totally unrepresentative of the comparative standard of the 
    	two teams involved.
    
    b)  a travesty.
    
    c)  the result of the Machester United team's desire to make the run-in
    	interesting for the fans.
    
    
    Take your pick !
    
    Yours helpfully,
    
    Jerry.
32.4263No fish today!PAVONE::TURNERFri Jul 08 1994 19:075
    Andy,
    
    I'd recommend a different choice of bait... ;-)
    
    Dom
32.4264SHIPS::EDWARDS_DFri Jul 08 1994 19:1211
    Greeny,
    
    I can't quite remember the exact score at the moment.  However I do
    remember that it made no difference at all to the destination of the
    Premier League Championship.
    
    I read that the SKY games have been announced for the 1st half of the
    season.  Have you heard whether Utd V Losers (scheduled for the 22/10)
    has been switched ?
    
    Davvo
32.4265Sorry boys, just practicing.WOTVAX::GREENJAAndy GreenFri Jul 08 1994 19:1812
    
    Ah Mr Bolger, Mr Turner, its good to see Premier League humour
    returning to pre-season training is it not ? 
    
    Best wishes from England, (isn't it a shame England are not in the 
    World Cup though ;-) 
    
    Cheers,
    
    Andy
    
    
32.42664-2 after extra time...PAVONE::TURNERFri Jul 08 1994 19:2713
     
    You nearly had us going for a minte there, Mr Green. Rest assured, we Man 
    Utd fans (both armchair and otherwise) like a chuckle - do we not, Mr.
    Bolger?
    
    >Best wishes from England, (isn't it a shame England are not in the 
    >World Cup though ;-) 
    
    Ah, the World Cup - I've got an inkly feeling Brazil are going to pull
    it off this time, with a hat-track from Romario in the final. Could you
    imagine that, Andy...I mean, has it ever been done before?
    
    Domy Turnery
32.4267You can't tell its Friday can you ?WOTVAX::GREENJAAndy GreenFri Jul 08 1994 19:2817
    Dave,
    
    TWO BLOODY NIL, TWO BLOODY NIL, oh whats the point .... :-)
    
    Re Sky, as I understand it not all of the games have been chosen
    yet, but, Blackburns games with Chelsea, Newcastle and MANU are being
    televised.  
    
    re:
    
    > Utd V Losers
    
    since when was 'V' shorthand for 'once again' ?
    
    Cheers,
    
    Andy :-)
32.4268There's only one .....SHIPS::EDWARDS_DFri Jul 08 1994 19:409
    Andy,
    
    Oh now I remember.  That was the game where Shearer showed us what a
    great striker he is by outjumping the imposing Paul Parker and running
    onto a miss-hit through ball !  
    
    Still, it seemed to excite the locals !
    
    Dave
32.42695 Weeks to Kick-OffESSB::BLONGPREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS 1993 &amp; 1994Fri Jul 08 1994 19:4613
32.4270The inside story ...BERN01::BOLGERJerry Bolger.Sat Jul 09 1994 15:3531
    Re: World Cup.
    
    I thought that it finished last Monday evening in Orlando.
    
    
    
    No seriously though, apparently Terry Phelan and Packie Bonner were 
    interviewed during the week and asked how they felt about their errors
    which ultimately caused Ireland's exit from the WC. They answered:
    
    TP:  Well, I'm not really bothered by it, and Jack has said that it
    	 doesn't bother him either.
    
    PB:  Yes, I feel the same. It didn't look like the Dutch were going to
    	 score without a helping hand, and none of us fancied having to play
    	 another game, this time in the heat of Dallas.
    
    TP:  Yeah, I mean it's not that we're afraid of anyone, but if we went
    	 ahead and won this WC then everyone would realise how good we really
    	 are, and our odds for the European Championships would drop to
    	 almost nothing.
    
    PB:	 Exactly, Terry. And there's no way we want to do that just to win
    	 a WC that counts for nothing. 
    
    TP:	 I couldn't agree more Packie, after all England aren't here !
    
    
    ;-)   
    
    Jerry.
32.4271Loads a goalsWOTVAX::NORTHSTue Jul 12 1994 14:2111
    
    When to going gets tough, United go running!!!!!
    
    
    Sutton is set to sign for Blackburn this week.
    
    Shearer and Sutton next season - loads a goals
    
    
    Stephen
    Kenny's Barmy Army.
32.4272SUBURB::ABSOLOMTDillydallying and shillyshallyingTue Jul 12 1994 14:357
32.4273Lets all Laugh at ShearerESSB::BLONGPREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS 1993 &amp; 1994Tue Jul 12 1994 14:386
32.42745 million well spent... HONESTPEKING::CHADWICKMTue Jul 12 1994 16:245
    Heard a rumour that the reason Blackburn want Sutton is to REPLACE
    Shearer.  He obviously has decidedthat he needs a better club.. MAN U
    perhaps?
    
    Chad.
32.4275CHEFS::HARRISRBaby don't cryTue Jul 12 1994 16:405
    Some Italian club probably. Why would he want to join a team where you
    are guaranteed to get knocked out of Europe at the first hurdle because
    the key members of the team are foreign ???
    
    Rich.
32.4276!GYMAC::DCASSIDYTue Jul 12 1994 16:568
    
    Eh....I believe United are guaranteed at least 6 games in Europe next
    season.....
    
    	Looks like Shearer will be off to an Italian club at the seasons
    end. I don't think he'll break Baggio's record but he'll come close...
    
    Dezzz.
32.4277Thinking aheadWOTVAX::NORTHSTue Jul 12 1994 17:2518
    
    Shearer may well be off to Sunny Italy at the end of this season, all
    the more reason to buy the best young striker in the country.
    
    Financially, Kenny will now probally off load a striker, Mike Newell
    seems the best bet - 2m.  So in real terms Sutton will only cost us 3m.
    
    If big Al has a another good season, how much will the big Italians
    club have to pay to take him away from Ewood; 10m-15m (7m profit
    minimum)
    
    Sounds like good business to me.
    
    See you all at the Charity Shield.
                                    
    
    Stephen
    Kennys Barmy Army 
32.4278PEKING::COSSEYNTue Jul 12 1994 17:338
    
    Mike Newell 2m, I don't think so....Half it, then you'll be nearer..
    
    Mind you, If, Blackburn do sign Sutton then thats quite a strike force..
    
    Neil..   
    
    
32.4279Charity ShieldUBOHUB::NILSEN_FTue Jul 12 1994 17:357
    When is the Charity Shields this year ?
    I've got some friends coming over from Norway in August , and I'm
    trying to find a match the 13/8. I hope the Charity Shields is on that
    weekend. Does anybody know ??
    
    Thanks
    Fred        
32.4280SUBURB::ABSOLOMTDillydallying and shillyshallyingTue Jul 12 1994 17:507
    
    The Charity Shield is on Aug 6th. However, the English season starts on
    Aug 13th.
    
    Tony
    
    
32.4281A sad day for Mr. Green ...BERN01::BOLGERJerry Bolger.Tue Jul 12 1994 17:5214
    Re: Shearer and Sutton.
    
    Putting two top-class strikers together doesn't always result in twice
    as many goals being scored. Also, if, as has been reported, Sutton is
    being lined up as Shearer's replacement for 95/96, then he won't have
    the same incentive to work on building a good partnership with Shearer.
    He is also unlikely to want to play second-fiddle to Mr. Shearer, just
    so that he can bu**er off to Italy to makes loadsamoney !
    
    This may well be the ruination of Blackburn, once the second best team 
    in England !
    
    
    Jerry.
32.4282WarhurstEASE::SMYTHTue Jul 12 1994 18:0023
Where does all this transfer speculation leave Paul Warhurst ?????

He will not get his place up front if Sutton does go to Blackburn.

Sherwood and Batty have formed a good partnership in the middle, so he may be
returning to his old position of playing in the heart of defense alongside
Hendry now it seems that Moran will retire and take up the offer of a coaching
job at Blackburn ????

Personally Sutton is not worth 5 mill, he is a player who has not played for his
country, has only came to promincne in the last year scoring 28 goals in 53
games, he is still not proved himself and could turn in to be a flop unless he
maintains the same form he showed last season.

Another reason why Suttons valuation has rocketed is that he is the only English
striker available to buy, this was probably the reason why Man U were after him
in the first place as the would probably drop Hughes and play Sutton for the
European matches, this is a pity because Hughes is a far more finished product
of a player.

Just my thoughts on Sutton

GS in Dublin
32.4283Fixtures the 13'th of AugustUBOHUB::NILSEN_FTue Jul 12 1994 18:486
    Tony !
    Thanks for your reply. Does the premier league start the 13'th as well
    , or does it start the following weekend.
    
    Thanks 
    Fred
32.4284here we goWOTVAX::NORTHSTue Jul 12 1994 19:4010
    
    The charity shield is on Sunday 14th August at Wembley kick off 4pm,
    the English Season starts the following week.
    
    I'll be there.
    
    Regards
    Stephen
    Kennys Barmy Army
    
32.4285What happens now ?WOTVAX::GREENJAAndy GreenMon Jul 18 1994 16:5413
32.4286Put the cash towards a new tier at OTSHIPS::EDWARDS_DMon Jul 18 1994 21:1136
    re:-1
    
    I think Fergie has a bit of a problem.  He cannot guarantee any new
    forwards a regular place in the 1st team.  As a result, this must
    surely rule out players like Ferdinand (and Sutton if you believe
    everything you read).  I think he will make use of his existing backup
    players and start introducing some of the successful youth/reserve team
    players.  He has signed this young chappie from Bradford who is being
    touted as, dare I say it, the new "Alan Shearer".  
    
    I would imagine his European team for at least the first 4 matches
    would be :
    
    Schmeichel/Walsh
    
    Parker
    Bruce
    Pallister
    May/Irwin
    
    Sharpe
    Ince 
    Keane
    
    Giggs
    Kanchelskis
    Hughes
    
    The problem will come when Cantona is elligible to play in Europe. 
    Looks like there's some shuffling to be done.  I do have a feeling that
    Walsh may be used a lot more next season.  He was very impressive
    in the title run-in and I do have my doubts about Schmeichel sometimes.
    And perhaps more importantly, WalshY is a far better nickname than
    SchemichelY.
    
    Dave
32.4287WARNUT::PICKERINGSSimon PickeringTue Jul 19 1994 16:422
    Fergie may not have a problem with Cantona. Today's rumour is that
    Barcelona have bid 5m for him.
32.4288God and UnitedESSB::BLONGPREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS 1993 &amp; 1994Tue Jul 19 1994 17:079
32.4289WOTVAX::GREENJAAndy GreenTue Jul 19 1994 17:0717
    re: Cantona and Barcelona
    
    Surely Fergie would be a mug not to jump at an offer like that, although it
    would have been interesting to see what happened if this offer had come
    in beginning of last week !

    re: Uniteds team for Europe
    
    Dave, there appear to be a lot of non-englishmen in that line up, what
    are the rules about nationality and how does this team qualify ?
    
    Also a word of warning, any contact between David Mays left foot 
    and a football is purely accidental ! 
    
    Cheers,
    
    Andy 
32.4290How it Could LookESSB::BLONGPREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS 1993 &amp; 1994Tue Jul 19 1994 17:2026
    
    Schmeichel (F) /Walsh
    
    Parker
    Bruce
    Pallister
    May/Irwin(A)
    
    Sharpe
    Ince 
    Keane(F)
    
    Giggs(A)
    Kanchelskis(F)
    Hughes(A)
    

How about

Walsh
Parker/May Bruce Pally Irwin(A)
Kan Kan(F) Ince Keane(F) Sharpe
Hughes(A) Giggs(A)

Bench
Parker/May Dublin Butt Neville McKee Tomlinson
32.4291So who needs Cantona ?WOTVAX::GREENJAAndy GreenTue Jul 19 1994 17:3013
    Brian,
    
    That 4-4-2 looks better,  although the Bench doesn't exactly say 
    'strength in depth' to someone like me who hasn't seen Uniteds reserves.
    
    But I do have an idea what (F) and (A) stand for ;-)
    
    Cheers,
    
    Andy 
    
    p.s. I think you'll see Bruce increasingly replaced by May as the 
    season progresses.
32.4292Yep, I'm sceptical...PAVONE::TURNERTue Jul 19 1994 17:3817
    re: .4291
    
    I have to admit, Andy, you do write a good note!
    
    >p.s. I think you'll see Bruce increasingly replaced by May as the 
    >season progresses.
    
    What's more, I think you've got a better idea of how to pick a decent
    team from United's potentially awesome resources than a certain Mr.
    Ferguson. 
    
    If United screw up again in Europe this year, they'll only have
    themselves to blame for not having moved earlier (like 18 months ago)
    to correct the lopsidedness of their first team squad
    (Sharp-Giggs-Kanchelskis being a case in point).
    
    Dom
32.4293The Latest fron EuropeESSB::BLONGPREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS 1993 &amp; 1994Wed Jul 20 1994 17:365
32.4294European DatesESSB::BLONGPREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS 1993 &amp; 1994Thu Jul 21 1994 14:289
32.4295Now that's what I call a tough drawWOTVAX::GREENJAAndy GreenThu Jul 21 1994 17:5316
    Brian,
    
    Well could it have been a worse draw for Utd ?. 
    
    Fergie seemed totally p'd off about the possibility of going back to
    Turkey and I don't think he helped matters by making a remark along the
    lines of "I hope we get a decent ref this time".
    
    With those six very big games in the first 3 months its going to be a 
    long hard season, I'll be surprised if Fergie doesn't bring more 
    experience into his squad in the next month or so as cover for 
    Ince/Keane in the event of injury or suspension.
    
    Cheers,
    
    Andy
32.4296EuropeESSB::BLONGPREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS 1993 &amp; 1994Thu Jul 21 1994 21:2711
32.4297But it's not over yet, the quadruple's still ON !WOTVAX::GREENJAAndy GreenThu Jul 21 1994 21:481
    
32.4298On a Sunny Day in DublinESSB::BLONGPREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS 1993 &amp; 1994Tue Aug 02 1994 17:177
32.4299Well, he's got to settle in, hasn't he?PAVONE::TURNERTue Aug 02 1994 17:258
>Watched United win 3-0 in Dublin yeaterday. Ince, Cantona (Pen), and McClair
>got the goals. A very easy run out for the Red's, who were never in trouble.
>David May played at Right-Full, but was not up to much.
    
    Hmm, something tells me that a Mr. Green will shortly be taking this
    note up to (and beyond) the .4300 mark ;-)
    
    Dom
32.4300RE:On a Sunny Day in DublinMUFC::TONYTue Aug 02 1994 18:075
Brian,

What was Uniteds lineup..??

Tony
32.4301Cunno alert !!!!!BERN01::BOLGERWeather's here,wish U were beautifulTue Aug 02 1994 18:3834
    I saw a SKY programme last night called Soccer's Entertainers, which
    last night featured Mssrs. Cantona and Giggs. Apart from some stunning
    goals, they gave some pretty stunning statistics for Mr. Cantona. At
    the risk of becoming Cunnoish, here are some highlights.
    
    	
    ManU :   	Appearances 	56
    		Goals 		27
    
    Country :  	I don't remember exactly but pretty impressive !
                (something like 44-17 but I'm not sure !)
    

    1991:	French Championship  (Marseille)
    
    1992:	English 1st Division Champions (Leeds)
    
    1993:	English Premiership (ManU)
    
    1994:	English Premiership (ManU)
    
    		FA Cup		    (ManU)
    
		PFA Player of The Year.
    
    
    
    All this in spite of people throwing themselves on the ground under his
    feet, in blatant attempts to get him sent off for stamping.
    
    Here's to Championship # 5 Eric !
    
    Jerry.
    
32.4302The TeamESSB::BLONGPREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS 1993 &amp; 1994Tue Aug 02 1994 22:4319
32.4303Pre-SeasonESSB::BLONGPREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS 1993 &amp; 1994Sat Aug 06 1994 14:2910
32.4304Top scorer this season ?XSTACY::PHAYDENMon Aug 08 1994 13:226
Look's like Kenny's plan is working to a tee. Brian May scored his first own
goal of the season at Ibrox over the weekend ;-)

It' always handy to have one of your own playing for the opposition is it not.

Peter.
32.4305Huh?TRUCKS::SANTa legend in his own lunchtimeMon Aug 08 1994 13:304
    
    	BRIAN May ??!!!
    
    	8-) 8-)
32.4306XSTACY::PHAYDENMon Aug 08 1994 13:337
Sorry Sorry Sorry !!!!!!

David May not Brian. Of course it is. But is that Mercury chap still with
Blackburn ?


Peter.
32.4307Eric the "Red"ESSB::BLONGPREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS 1993 &amp; 1994Mon Aug 08 1994 14:257
32.4308BHAJI::SNEILMon Aug 08 1994 14:3211
    

     
     There was no yellow card for the second offense,He would have been sent 
    off even if he hadn't been booked before.
    
    
    SCott
    
    
    
32.4309ARNIES::SMITHP1mumble mumble orangeMon Aug 08 1994 16:159
> re: Note 32.4307 by ESSB::BLONG "PREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS 1993 & 1994"
>
>anyone know what the team was. This was our 5th game in 7 days, do we play
>again before next Sunday.

	Do I detect this excuse being rolled out before the season even
	begins ???

		p1
32.4310Come on u reds, come on u reds ......SHIPS::EDWARDS_DMon Aug 08 1994 18:2610
    I've finally got my ticket for the Charity Shield on Sunday.  Does
    anyone know what time the boozers will shut on Sunday afternoon around
    Wembley ?
    
    I really dont want to drink that crap they serve inside the Stadium,
    but .....
    
    By the way, is anyone else from this conference going ?
    
    Dave
32.4311Any updates, please ?BERN01::BOLGERWeather's here,wish U were beautifulFri Aug 12 1994 18:035
    Any further news on Paul Ince's contract negotiations (or the lack
    thereof) ?   With Eric facing suspension (again !), we don't want to be
    missing Mr. Ince as well !
    
    Jerry.
32.4312SHIPS::EDWARDS_DFri Aug 12 1994 18:5015
    re: Ince
    
    It seems that Ince's main concern is regarding the testimonial he would
    have should he sign and see out the offered 6 year contract.  He wants
    Utd to pay all tax on the monies he would receive from the testimonial.
    
    Martin Edwards is quoted as saying that if Paul Ince is not happy
    signing a 6-year deal, he is quite happy to negotiate a 2 or 3 year
    deal now, and then see what happens.  Ince has declared that he will
    sign any contract providing it can be reviewed should Utd sign a new
    player and offer that player a higher salary.
    
    Confused ?  You will be .....
    
    Dave
32.4313So, he wants money ...BERN01::BOLGERWeather's here,wish U were beautifulFri Aug 12 1994 19:083
    Aha, I see ;-)  Thanks Dave.
    
    Jerry.
32.4314Eric is out for 3 GamesESSB::BLONGPREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS 1993 &amp; 1994Fri Aug 12 1994 22:364
32.4315An omen !BERN01::BOLGERWeather's here,wish U were beautifulMon Aug 15 1994 15:5818
    A winning start to what will, hopefully, be another winning season.
    Granted Blackburn were sadly lacking up front in the absence of Shearer
    and/or Sutton, but United still had to score to win !  The goal by Ince
    was a real cracker - he's obviously been watching Sparky !!!
    
    The only dissapointment for me yesterday was David May's performance. I
    may be being too hard on the form Backburner, but for my money he was
    shaky in defense and non-existant in attack. He did manage to win two
    throw-ins around the middle of the pitch, but that's about as close as
    he came to getting a cross in !!!   Bring back Paul Parker !
    
    So, all that's left for us this season is the league, FA Cup, European
    Cup and the Coca-Cola Cup ;-)
    
    Jerry.
    
    P.S. Also good to see Bryan Robson's management career off to a good
    start with a 2-0 victory on Saturday.
32.4316MARVIN::MORRELLBaby.. Baby.. We change... anything we want too... Mon Aug 15 1994 16:277
    >So, all that's left for us this season is the .... European Cup
    
    	Thats if you get past that certain Turkish team!! ;->>
    
    	Good job your not in the knock out phase really.. ;->
    
    	Rick.
32.4317SHIPS::EDWARDS_DMon Aug 15 1994 17:4815
    re: -2
    
    Jerry,
    
    I didn't think May did too badly - granted, he was a bit shaky at the
    start but he soon settled down and played reasonably well - backed by
    some sporting vocal support from the Blackburn fans !  I don't remember
    how good his distribution was at Blackburn, but he seemed to play a lot
    of long lofted passes to Hughes which Hendry read and intercepted time
    after time.  Still, early days - I think he'll be a useful addition to
    the squad.
    
    Dave
    
    
32.4318Another TrophyESSB::BLONGPREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS 1993 &amp; 1994Mon Aug 15 1994 19:259
32.4319Oh NOOOOO!!!TRUCKS::SANTa legend in his own lunchtimeMon Aug 15 1994 19:543
    
    	DANGER!! CUNNO ALERT!!
    
32.4320SHIPS::EDWARDS_DMon Aug 15 1994 19:554
    re:.4318
    
    Remind me Brian - what have the great Five-chins Whelan and TGA won in
    the same period ?
32.4321Who!!!!!!ESSB::BLONGPREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS 1993 &amp; 1994Mon Aug 15 1994 22:124
32.4322Linked with DarrenESSB::BLONGPREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS 1993 &amp; 1994Wed Aug 17 1994 20:557
32.4323SUBURB::ABSOLOMTLet them eat fishWed Aug 17 1994 21:247
    
    Exsqueeze me, but why would Utd need another winger?? Shirley an
    English centre-forward is their main priority??
    
    Tony
    
    
32.43248-)TRUCKS::SANTinvoluntary employment?Thu Aug 18 1994 13:074
    
    	You mean Alan Shirley of Blackburn? Nah....he's hardly ever fit!
    
    	Andy.
32.4325SUBURB::ABSOLOMTLet them eat fishThu Aug 18 1994 15:316
    In actual fact Andrew, I was referring to Shirley Crabtree, one of my
    childhood god-figures.
    
    Tony
    
    
32.4326Shirley Crabtree is Peter Schmiechels daddy.WOTVAX::GREENJAAndy GreenThu Aug 18 1994 16:211
    
32.4327Well I thought it was funny ....BERN01::BOLGERWeather's here,wish U were beautifulFri Aug 19 1994 13:5911
    Couldn't decide where to enter this, so I decided to put it in the
    Champions note.
    
    Q. What made 1966 such a great year for English football ?
    
    
    
    A. Eric was born !
    
    
    Jerry. ;-)
32.4328that makes Ian Rush John Merrick's brother..TRUCKS::SANTinvoluntary employment?Fri Aug 19 1994 14:277
    
    	-< Shirley Crabtree is Peter Schmiechels daddy. >-
    
    	8- ) 8-) Brilliant!! Actually, Andy, now you mention it, there
    	*is* a similarity...
    
    	Andy.
32.4329???PAKORA::GPIKEFri Aug 19 1994 15:073
    
    
    is that eric the tank engine or eric the clown.../
32.4330SHIPS::EDWARDS_DFri Aug 19 1994 18:2127
    It's very quiet in this conference today - a touch of PMT perhaps
    (Pre-Match Tension).
    
    Fergie may stuggle with the line-up tomorrow.  Cantona is suspended and
    he has declared that Keane and Irwin will be rested until September.
    Possible line-up could be :
    
    Schmeichel
    May Bruce Pallister Sharpe
    Ince McClair
    Kanchelskis Hughes Giggs and Dublin/Gillespie/McKee
    
    There was a decent interview with Fergie in the Express today where
    Fergie stated that it would be considered a poor season if United don't
    do well in Europe.  I think his exact phrase was "also-rans" !!!!!!
    Strange comment when you consider last season was one of the best in
    the clubs history and yet they did crap in Europe.  Ah well, I suppose
    he knows best.  He also talked about the youngsters he feels can make
    it in the 1st team and listed about 5/6 who he had high hopes for. 
    Maybe this explains why its not been "spend spend spend" this summer.
    
    I noticed on SKY the other night that Utd are 50/1 for a clean sweep of
    all domestic trophies AND the European cup.  Who sets these stupid odds
    ?  Surely it should have been 5/1 !
    
    Dave
    
32.4331Notts Forest 1 Man United 3BERN01::BOLGERWeather's here,wish U were beautifulMon Aug 22 1994 14:2335
    Well,
    
    an absolutely disastrous start to the season. After 2.4% of our league
    games, we down in fifth place. This is pretty close to the lowest we've
    been in the past couple of years.  ;-)
    
    No, seriously, a pretty good result on Saturday, albeit helped along by
    the early sending-off. Post-match interviews implied that the
    performance didn't live up to the heights of last season, but then last
    season had it's share of below-par performances too. A pretty comfortable
    victory should help to settle the nerves and get the lads psyched up
    for tonight's game away to Notts Forest.
    
    The one hitch on Saturday, Parker's red card, shouldn't affect us too
    much. David May started at right back on Saturday, with Parker coming
    on after about seventy minutes (and going off after 74 !). So if
    anything, a Parker suspension will ease Fergie's selection headaches !
    Irwin also started on Saturday also, so Fergie must've changed his mind 
    about resting him till September. With Keane on the subs bench for most
    of the game, Lee Sharpe was needed to fill up the midfield quota.
    
    More worryingly, Mr. Schmeichel was displaying the same tendencies that
    got us into trouble in a couple of games last season (e.g. Wimbledon). 
    At one stage he tried to throw the ball into his own net, after 
    accidentally getting in the way of a harmless header ! (Half-hearted and 
    slighlty worried smiley !).
    
    Anyway, two points and two goals - the first a great stike from the
    edge of the box from Sparky (who else !), the second a McClair header
    to finish Ince's shot which struck the crossbar (hard !).
    
    Jerry.
    
    P.S. Does anyone know the actual K.O. time for tonight's game ?  SKY
    coverage starts at 7pm (UK) and runs till 11pm !!!
32.4332Forest V Utd - 8pm kick-offSHIPS::EDWARDS_DMon Aug 22 1994 14:271
    
32.4333Thanks Dave.BERN01::BOLGERWeather's here,wish U were beautifulMon Aug 22 1994 16:360
32.4334Nottingham Forest 1 : 1 Manchester UnitedBERN01::GOODEJMr DragonTue Aug 23 1994 11:4319
    
    	So, Manchester dropped 2 points at the City ground last night.
    Having said that, they might easily have come away with nothing as
    Forest made more chances but Schmeicel was in excellent form and kept
    all but one out. The game finished 1:1, Kancelskis (sp) scoring first
    with a cracking shot across the goal only for Colleymore to equalise
    with a great solo effort, beating Schmeicel at his near post.
    	This was a highly entertaining game with plenty of chance at both
    ends. At time Colleymore and Roy ran Pallister and Bruce a bit ragged
    but Schmeicel was usually on hand to clean up. Giggs was taken off in
    the 2nd half and replaced by Keane. Unfortuantely he was booed loudly
    everytime he touched the ball, somewhat unfairly I though given the
    good service he gave Forest and the money made by selling him.
    	United possibly lacked the final telling penetration which will
    presumably return with Cantona next week. So, United are back on top of
    the Premier League again! 8-) (with Forest behind them on goal
    difference 8-)
    
    JBG
32.4335same old same oldYUPPY::PANESM.A.B. its big horse, I'm a LondonerTue Aug 23 1994 12:339

 As well as "Kan-kan" took his goal, am I the only person who thinks
 that it should of been disallowed? In between him and the keeper, "Sparky"
 was wrestling with, and then tried to volley ", Stuart Pearce.


  Stuart

32.4336MARVIN::MORRELLBaby.. Baby.. We change... anything we want too... Tue Aug 23 1994 12:416
    Shame about Mr. Irwin being nearly knocked out by Pearce's free kit...
    
    It'll show him not to invade the 10 yard area before the whistle is
    blown! 
    
    Rick.
32.4337BERN01::GOODEJMr DragonTue Aug 23 1994 13:197
    
    Re -.1
    
    It wasn't Mr Irwin - it was Steve Bruce. The slo-mo replay shows that
    Pearce hit right on target! 8-)
    
    JBG
32.4338I wonder why they didn't interview Mr. Bruce afterwards ;-)BERN01::BOLGERWeather's here,wish U were beautifulTue Aug 23 1994 13:4013
    Yes, and the close up afterwards clearly showed tears streaming from
    Steve's eyes !!!  Perfectly understandable - looking at it on TV was
    painful enough ;-)
    
    Interviewed after the game, Peter Schmeichel was shown one of
    Colleymore's breakthroughs from which he had to come to the rescue. He
    started by saying something like "Well, I thought David May might have 
    done better, but ...".   I wonder is this an indication that the old
    rivalries are taking a while to get over !
    
    
    Jerry.
          
32.4339Haven't you heard...??MUFC::TONYTue Aug 23 1994 20:5812
>>As well as "Kan-kan" took his goal, am I the only person who thinks
>>that it should of been disallowed? In between him and the keeper, "Sparky"
>>was wrestling with, and then tried to volley ", Stuart Pearce.


>>Stuart


The attackers now get the benefit of the doubt...!!! 8-)


Tony
32.4340were looking down on youWOTVAX::NORTHSWed Aug 24 1994 17:5612
    
    
    Blackburn Rovers - Top of the premiership
    
    
    		TAKE NOTE!!!!!!
    
    
    Regards
    Stephen
    Kennys Barmy Army
    
32.4341BERN01::BOLGERWeather's here,wish U were beautifulWed Aug 24 1994 18:398
    Congratulations Stephen,
    
    We who follow the Champions are happy to see the lesser clubs getting a
    spell (albeit a brief spell !) at the top of the table.
    
    Enjoy !
    
    Jerry.
32.4342WARNUT::PICKERINGSSimon PickeringThu Aug 25 1994 14:151
    Coke draw; Port Val (away first leg).
32.4343getting nervous already Kenny ?TROOA::PBLANEYExplanations take too long Mr.NikeFri Aug 26 1994 02:086
    I'd be happy to remain out of first until the last day of the season
    ,when we will be back on top :-)
    
    Welcome back Footy season.
    
    -pb
32.4344Did you the Klinsmann DiveESSB::BLONGPREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS 1993 &amp; 1994Mon Aug 29 1994 16:408
32.4345The WomblesESSB::BLONGPREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS 1993 &amp; 1994Wed Aug 31 1994 19:474
32.4346We're getting into gear....WARNUT::PICKERINGSSimon PickeringThu Sep 01 1994 13:028
    United 3:0 Wimbledon
    God 40 mins
    CHoccy 81
    Giggsie 85
    
    the Double Champions were all over the Dons but couldn't score until
    Cantona headed one in just before 1/2 time. Two late scores did justice
    to United's dominance.
32.434790 whole minutesUPROAR::LEMPWe danced the Lumbago till dawnThu Sep 01 1994 17:108
    So Eric "Red Card" Cantona managed to stay on for the entire match.
    I wouldn't get too used to it - I think he'll be investigating the
    plumbing a few more times before the end of the season.
    
    Cheers
    
    Paul.
    
32.4348Champions 3 Wombles nilTRUCKS::SANTinvoluntary employment?Thu Sep 01 1994 18:395
    
    	yeah...he didn't even kick anybody (allegedly) or argue with the
    	ref. All that and a goal...pretty boring stuff really.
    
    	Andy.
32.4349WARNUT::PICKERINGSSimon PickeringThu Sep 01 1994 21:131
    In fact, no one got booked even; mind you Ince & keane weren't playing.
32.4350Eric?ISEPUB::CHAMPOLLIONCan-tas-ticMon Sep 05 1994 15:315
32.4351Eric pledges himself to the cause...TRUCKS::SANTwide-eyed and legless....mostlyMon Sep 05 1994 15:438
    
    	Good headed goal, the opener in a 3-0 win. Rave reviews in
    	the press, smiles from Alex Ferguson, lyrical waxing and
    	hyperbole from the tv commentators.
    
    	All pretty much par for the course, really ;-)
             
    	Andy.
32.4352STARS OF TOMORROW?AYOV25::GLEROYTue Sep 06 1994 15:595
32.4353GENIE::GOODEJWed Sep 07 1994 17:039
    
    Help......calling Peter Hayden.....
    
    	Una just called for Jerry. He's out & I picked up the call. She
    wants him to phone her back. Should I pass the message on???? Please
    Peter, let me know what I should do. Jerry's anyway in a bit of a state
    at the moment what with United not being top an all!  8-)
    
    JBG
32.4354Sparkler has a GROIN !!!! problem... Oh where is the KleenexSIOG::HAUGHEYWed Sep 07 1994 19:296
    Tragedy at the Fergie Dome... Sparkler may be missing for a while.
    ( not long enough if you ask me ) Apparently he has a groin problem. 
    Maybe that explains ooh-aa-cant-a-na-kick-or-punch-him-please recent 
    disappearing act. 
    
    Anyway, spend 4m and you can have Dean Holdsworth or David Hirst.  
32.4355UPROAR::LEMPWe danced the Lumbago till dawnWed Sep 07 1994 20:308
    >( not long enough if you ask me ) Apparently he has a groin problem. 
    
    Is this somehow related to notes 43.701 etc. Surely not ManU's fave....
    
    Just curious
    
    Paul.
    
32.4356On the brink if you ask me.XSTACY::PHAYDENWed Sep 07 1994 21:3019
Do what you will John,

But I wash my hands of this whole affair. On your head be it !!!!!!

The man is a fragile enough state it would appear. 
This could send him over the edge.

Don't come crying to me if he walks in tommorow weilding a sub machine-gun and
yelling...

THEY JUST TOY WITH ME. THEY BRING ME UP JUST TO LET ME DOWN. 

I HATE THEM ALL !!!!!!!!
ARGHHHHHHHHH!!

BANG BANG BANG...


Peter.
32.4357WARNUT::PICKERINGSSimon PickeringThu Sep 08 1994 14:086
    re Sparky
    
    He was on the radio last night refuting these rumours about needing an
    operation. He has a groin injury that is responding well to treatment.
    If he needs an operation then so be it, but currently it doesn't seem
    likely.
32.4358WARNUT::PICKERINGSSimon PickeringFri Sep 09 1994 13:127
    Latest story...Dion Dublin may be going to Coventry for 1.5m; he's
    supposed to have had 'talks' already.
    
    Leaves United short of English players for the EC; unless of course
    Deano [H] is on his way?
    
    Sparky and Ince could be fit for Sunday's game vs Leeds.
32.4359UPROAR::LEMPWe danced the Lumbago till dawnFri Sep 09 1994 13:237
    >Leaves United short of English players for the EC; unless of course
    >Deano [H] is on his way?
    
    What's the 'H' for? There isn't a 'H' in Brian.
    
    Confused of Tunbridge Wells.
    
32.4360More injury worries ...BERN01::BOLGERWeather's here,wish U were beautifulFri Sep 09 1994 14:348
    According to Skytext, Messrs. Cantona and Kanchelskis both picked up
    "slight knocks" in their international appearances during the week.
    Fergie is apparently waiting anxiously for their return so that he can
    find out if they'll be available for Sunday's training match at Leeds.
    
    Here's hoping,
    
    Jerry.
32.4361WARNUT::PICKERINGSSimon PickeringFri Sep 09 1994 15:582
    .4359
    Dean Holdsworth
32.4362Dion is a Sky BlueESSB::BLONGPREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS 1993 &amp; 1994Sat Sep 10 1994 14:259
32.4363DionMUFC::TONYSat Sep 10 1994 18:277
Dion has been doing the business in the reserves for the past 2 seasons.
In any other club he would have made the first team but alas at United
he was kept out by some world class players..!!

Good luck to him.

Tony
32.4364Unlucky 13 for UnitedESSB::BLONGPREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS 1993 &amp; 1994Mon Sep 12 1994 12:338
32.4365GENIE::GOODEJMon Sep 12 1994 12:4111
    
    Sorry to be the bearer of bad news but......
    
    	United are now 5 points adrift of the Championship lead after losing
    2 : 1 away to Leeds yesterday.
    
	Looked to me like a fair result. The penalty MU got to bring the
    score to 2 : 1 with 15 minutes to go was clearly a bad decision. MU
    passing was absolutely abysmal and Leeds deserved the win.
    
    JBG
32.4366SUBURB::ABSOLOMTApples!! Dagnamit!!Mon Sep 12 1994 14:359
    
    David May was awful. It hurts me to say it, but Parker would do better.
    
    Also, it seems that David 'Fish-head' Platt is on his way to Old
    Trafford. I believe everything the papers tell me.
    
    Tony
    
    
32.4367GENIE::GOODEJMon Sep 12 1994 14:409
    
    Tony,
    
    	May was definitely the worst but the whole team played badly. I
    can't think of one who played well. Leeds were very sharp and
    intercepted loads of MU passes. Still, hopefully MU will bounce back on
    Wednesday.
    
    JBG
32.4368SUBURB::ABSOLOMTApples!! Dagnamit!!Mon Sep 12 1994 16:326
    I thought Ince played well in the second half. And Bruce should be shot
    for missing that header in injury time.
    
    Tony
    
    
32.4369Hang on....MUFC::TONYMon Sep 12 1994 21:4414
Tony

I thought Hughes should have been shot cos I thought he had 2 excellent
chances (volley and the cross from Butt to the far post)

Giggs really should have done better when he was put through but backpassed

And I also would have expected Kan-kan to at least get his shot on target when
put clear in the box by McClair..!

The chances were there, the defence (May) was poor but certainly not a crisis


Tony
32.4370GENIE::GOODEJThu Sep 15 1994 11:539
    
    Come on chaps, where's the match report??
    
    4 : 2  isn't too bad for United but they must stop giving away goals at
    home in these European competitions.....esspecially goals like the
    first one! It looked to me like Smcheicel started to come & then paused
    when he should have committed himself to the save??
    
    JBG
32.4371Silence after 26 mins!!UPROAR::LEMPWe danced the Lumbago till dawnThu Sep 15 1994 13:3411
    
    Thought there might be a lot of noise in here this morning - the sound
    of trumpets being blown. I don't think last nights performance was good
    enough for smug satisfaction though.
    
    Paul.
    
    By the way, is that David May for sale? I think Trevor Francis might be
    interested in him if he is.
    
    
32.4372surely some mistakeYUPPY::PANESI've got Stu under my skinThu Sep 15 1994 13:363
 Is Old Trafford being re-built, or has the paper misprinted the attendance.

 Stuart
32.4373London-Manchester about 200 milesUPROAR::LEMPWe danced the Lumbago till dawnThu Sep 15 1994 14:017
    Stuart,
    
    Would you undertake a 400 mile round trip on a wet, Wednesday, September
    night?
    
    Paul.
    
32.4374Sad SoulESSB::BLONGPREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS 1993 &amp; 1994Thu Sep 15 1994 14:246
32.4375FORTY2::ASHMail Interchange Group, ReadingThu Sep 15 1994 16:386
So what is the answer? Highest attendance at OT this season - 44k+ to see 
Wimbledon! Only 33k to see the 'first English club in the Champions League'.

Anyone?

g
32.4376Not unusual....GYMAC::DCASSIDYThu Sep 15 1994 17:015
    
    It will be exactly the same in Milan....30,000 to see Gothenberg...
    70,000 to see Padua....
    
    Dezzz.
32.4377WARNUT::PICKERINGSSimon PickeringThu Sep 15 1994 17:104
    Attendance is always affected for these types of matches when its
    mid-week, on TV and inflated (more inflated) ticket prices.
    
    WHy no comment about Blackburn's attendance?
32.4378PEKING::WILSOND1DAVE WILSON @WLCThu Sep 15 1994 17:129
    
    33.000 isnt a bad crowd at all really, compare that with Blackburns
    13,000 for that clubs first game in Europe.
    
    Blackburn despite the efforts of Jack Walker are struggling to become a
    'big' club.
    
    Dave...
    
32.4379FORTY2::ASHMail Interchange Group, ReadingThu Sep 15 1994 17:1310
Agreed, Blackburn was bad as well. But Blackburn haven't got as many fans as 
ManU supposedly have. Wasn't the Wimbledon game in midweek?

It was a genuine question. Perhaps the season tickets don't include European 
games? Perhaps prices were doubled? 

If the only answer is that it was on TV, then ManU 'fans' have nothing to be 
proud of.

grahame
32.4380SHIPS::EDWARDS_DThu Sep 15 1994 21:0517
    re:-1  This is obviously a very important matter for you so I'll try to
    answer your questions !
    
    LMTB holders (almost a season-ticket) are not entitled to european
    tickets.  They have to apply like the rest of us.  Prices weren't
    doubled.  I think the simple matter is that:
    
    a) it was a piss-awful day
    b) it was on the box
    c) Gothenburg ain't that glamorous a team.  
    
    I would imagine that both the Barcelona and Galatasaray games will
    attract far bigger crowds. 

    By the way - Utd won 4-2 !
    
    Dave
32.4381TRUCKS::WARDRThu Sep 15 1994 21:105
    RE attendance rathole: There were 41K at the Rangers v. Hearts match
    last Sunday -- and it was televised live in Scotland.   Football daft
    or what ??
    
    Ray
32.4382SHIPS::EDWARDS_DThu Sep 15 1994 21:2711
    re attendance/europe rathole :
    
    Maybe it highlights that the English/British fan is more concerned with
    winning the domestic trophies than the European ones.  I seem to
    remember Utd's attendances were relatively poor last year - I think
    that if Utd had been drawn with Spartak Moscow say instead of
    Barcelona, then the Champions League would have held little or no
    appeal other than financially, and the hope of qualification to the
    knockout stage.
    
    Dave
32.4383???GYMAC::DCASSIDYFri Sep 16 1994 12:314
    
    BTW what was Barcelona attendance against Galatasary...???
    
    Dezzz
32.4384SHIPS::EDWARDS_DFri Sep 16 1994 13:231
    re:-1 Barca V Galatasaray attendance was in excess of 70,000.
32.43852 Points in the BagESSB::BLONGPREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS 1993 &amp; 1994Fri Sep 16 1994 21:1912
32.4386UEFA money making schemeSTKOFF::SPERSSONPas de problemeMon Sep 19 1994 11:5213
32.4387oh no!!!!IRNBRU::HOWARDJune18-94, the Italian JobMon Sep 19 1994 13:267
    worrying news for the Mancs....according to todays Daily Record, (so it
    must be true), Newcastle are the new favourites to win the
    Premiership....if that's true then I would expect a flood of money on
    ManU at much improved odds....if so then I claim 10% commision on all
    winning bets....
    
    Honest Ray....your local electronic turf accountant....
32.4388Another WinSIOG::ODONOHOEMon Sep 19 1994 14:171
    Any match report?
32.4389For reasons unknown !KIRKTN::JJACKTCBWed Sep 21 1994 00:417
    
    Stefan,
    
    I believe it's still only two points for a win in the Champions League
    this year.
    
    
32.4390more info please ? Where's Julie ?TROOA::PBLANEYExplanations take too long Mr.NikeWed Sep 21 1994 04:4211
    Fans,
    
    Who did we play in Europe last week ? For poor sods like me, at times
    the papers here like something you'd expect on the moon...other days,
    like Saturday, you get the local yankee style bar showing ManU vs Pool
    live. Go figure. 
    
    Result, teams, scorers please for us fans who only get in here now and
    again...
    
    Paul
32.4391As much as I know I'm afraid !PAKORA::JJACKTCBWed Sep 21 1994 05:2016
       
    Manchester United.......4  IFK Gothenburg......2
    
    Giggs, 2
    Kanchelskis
    ??
    
    The score went like this.........
    
    0-1
    1-1
    2-1
    2-2
    3-2
    4-2
    
32.4392SHIPS::EDWARDS_DWed Sep 21 1994 13:211
    Sharpe got the 4th goal.
32.4393Match report.. Liverpool were Superb. MU - Who?SIOG::HAUGHEYWed Sep 21 1994 21:134
    Where's the gloating about Saturday?  Is it to hard to write that
    Liverpool were better than ye.  I am waiting on a unbiased match report
    as I didn't get to see any highlights on TV.
    Come on the 'Vale!!!!
32.4394Anything to oblige...BRUMMY::LONERGANDo little endians risc it?Wed Sep 21 1994 22:4531
32.4395BUSSTP::DREESWed Sep 21 1994 22:5210
    
    I know it's stating the obvious but.....
    
    I think you'll find Ferguson will continue to put up with Cantona's 
    behaviour if it means 3 championships in a row. He's been the difference 
    in turning a good side into a great side. IMO utd wouldn't have won
    back to back titles without him. I agree no player is bigger than the
    club but I reckon an on form Cantona comes as close as you'll get.
    
    Del.
32.4396Sounds pretty unbiased to me...GYMAC::DCASSIDYThu Sep 22 1994 12:155
    
    Thanks for that report Sean, that's about the way I heard it on the
    radio.
    
    Dezzz. 
32.4397The Reserves win 2-1ESSB::BLONGPREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS 1993 &amp; 1994Thu Sep 22 1994 14:3314
32.4398COKE CLASSIC TOURNYSIOG::HAUGHEYThu Sep 22 1994 14:3911
    But what about this fine they could face for playing their "reserve
    team "?  
    
    From a football point of view, I think that teams playing in Europe
    should not have to play their full team - rest, etc... - but when their
    team is knocked out of Europe then they should play their full side.
    Another argument is, is that when one team is playing another the
    manager must decide how strong his team should be to beat the other.
    Enough said.
    
    ( From a Liverpool supporter )
32.4399What do we mean by reserveMUFC::TONYThu Sep 22 1994 15:1524
Re -4398

Fair point , I absolutely agree..


In Uniteds defence (obviously slightly biased) if you analyse each player
there's not that many reserves.

The issue I think is the definition of reserve. Some of those players
last night have either played or have been on the bench for Premier League
games and Euro Cup games. So do they count as only reserves. After all they
have had a part in the 1st team.

Now in the case of a player who hasn't even made the 1st team or for that
matter the subs bench ever but is a regular player in the reserve side then 
he is  part of a weakened side.


Anyway, is good to see that we won the game I did have my doubts while is was
1-0 to the Vale. Well played that man Scholes.



tony
32.4400If that's the team to play then they should go all the way , no matter what.XSTACY::PHAYDENThu Sep 22 1994 15:315
The only thing that I find objectionable is that if United do progress to the
final stages of the CC cup you can bet your life that it won't be the "reserve"
team that will play nor will it be the "reserve" team that pick up the medals.

Peter.
32.4401I do not BELIEVE it!!!TRUCKS::SANTcomfortably numb...Thu Sep 22 1994 15:3823
    
    	This is all nonsense and tosh. We're not talking about a league
    	game here, where fielding an understrength side could impact other
    	clubs.
    
    	We're talking about United being prepared to risk their own future
    	in a knock-out cup competition at the expense of resting a few 
    	players. Surely they retain that right? Can anyone honestly expect
    	United to have to bust a gut in an attempt to win every competition?
    	This would be lunacy. Ferguson even offered to not enter the
    	competition but the league wouldn't allow it. 
    
    	I can remember when entry to this competition was optional and most 
    	of the top clubs didn't bother with it.
    
    	If the opposition can't take advantage of the weakened team and
    	progress themselves, that's tough. I can't believe the supporters
    	have any beef with this. If they don't want to see the reserves
    	then no one is forcing them to impart their hard-earned cash by
    	attending.
    	
    	Andy.
        
32.4402SHIPS::EDWARDS_DThu Sep 22 1994 15:5523
    I think the argument from Port Vale is that although Fergie stated he
    would play a weakened side, nobody realised just how many regulars he
    would leave out.  Last season, against Stoke, a weakened side included
    players like Robson, Phelan, Wallace, Dublin and Blackmore.  Although
    these players were not regulars, they were at least familiar names to
    the paying public.
    
    Having said that, Irwin, Keane, May, McClair, Sharpe (sub) and Walsh
    (albeit occasionally) are all 1st team players.  Butt has represented
    Utd in Europe, Neville played for the 1st team last season, and
    Gillespie is in the Northern Ireland squad.  That only leaves Davies,
    Beckham and Scholes.  
    
    Finally, and more importantly, Utd won.  Fergie's job is to pick a team
    he feels capable of winning a match.  That team will change throughout
    the season depending on the opposition, competition etc.  The majority
    of the youngsters used last night will be in Utd's European squad this
    season so it surely makes sense for Fergie to get them some 1st team
    action.  Fergie has stated more than once that he would be willing to
    let the youngsters represent Utd in the fizzy-pop cup no matter how far
    they got.  We'll see - there's still the 2nd leg of this tie.
    
    Dave
32.4403My 2p worthLARVAE::FERRARO_AAntony Ferraro @UCGThu Sep 22 1994 16:019
    If I was the supporter of a lower division club (some would like to
    think I soon will be with Spurs 6pts) then I would be extremely pleased 
    to play a weakened United side and have a better chance of progressing 
    to the next round. Yes tickets are expensive and people pay to see these 
    star names, but the result is what counts and I'd definitely settle for
    that. The interesting thing is to see if a side complains if they had
    knocked United out.
    
    Antony  
32.4404Next week - Club v Country...stay tunedSIOG::PANESDisplaced personaThu Sep 22 1994 16:1720
	 Unaccustomed as I am from writing anything sensible in this
	topic, I do feel it necessary to express my agreement with Andy
	Sant and his comments about team selection. If United, or whoever
	else, choose to put out a "weakened" team in a Cup game , then so be 
	it. As Andy rightly points out, they are putting *themselves* at risk
	and the other team can only benefit. I also agree with Andy's 	
	comments about the league being a whole different kettle of pish,
	and that the League should take strong action against clubs who
	jeopardise other clubs for their own gains.


         What really gets my goat, though, is the excuse of Chairmen and/or
	managers of "big" clubs who whine on about the number of fixtures.
	These are the very same greedy buggers who want the tournaments like
 	the European Champions (cup) to become a league so as to guarantee
        a certain amount of teevee cash and money from attendances etc.


        Stuart
32.4405Pounds count, Results don't!MOEUR7::SMITHThu Sep 22 1994 16:2510
    
    Having read with interest the sequence of notes here, I agree with the
    sentiments, a weakened cup team is very different from a weakened
    league team.  However, if you win anyway what difference does it make?
    
    The main point of the argument against Utd is *MONEY*.  None of the
    proceeding replies seem to remember that soccer is a business now, not
    a sport, not a game!
    
    
32.4406TRUCKS::SANTcomfortably numb...Thu Sep 22 1994 17:2024
32.4407WARNUT::PICKERINGSSimon PickeringFri Sep 23 1994 13:159
    re .last few about money
    
    Remember that United didn't even want to enter this trophy but were
    forced to; so they are not after the money -- although the odd million
    from a final appearance is all very welcome.
    
    As for foreign tours, they can be a welcome break. They aren't
    particularly arduous; look at it as a different way of training that
    week.
32.4408FORTY2::ASHMail Interchange Group, ReadingFri Sep 23 1994 14:287
Even though I also agree with all of the sentiments here (especially that 
'sensible' man using Stuart Panes' account, they'rea all irrelevant. The 
Football League RULE is thatclubs must field their strongest side - United 
knew this, and they'll have to be fined. I know it's boring, but that's all 
the argument is.

g
32.4409Throw away results?!?MOEUR7::SMITHFri Sep 23 1994 15:047
    
    Aha, Football league rules, ok!?
    
    Is there a rule that would prevent Man Utd from losing in the first
    round whilst fielding their strongest team?
    
    Ian
32.4410ARNIES::SMITHP1Red:Clearish:No Bits 'Yum Scrum!'Fri Sep 23 1994 15:1816
> re: Note 32.4408 by FORTY2::ASH "Mail Interchange Group, Reading"

>> The Football League RULE is thatclubs must field their strongest side -
>> United knew this, and they'll have to be fined. I know it's boring, but
>> that's all the argument is.

	Fining Moan.Utd. is really going to be a blow isn't it ?! If it's
	a hefty amount they may need to bring out a new strip to finance 
	it.

	I think Fergie is quite within his rights to field a team like
	that in the CCC, but as someone rightly pointed out earlier, I
	bet if MU reach the quarter finals the 'weakened' team will be
	history.

		p1
32.4411Young Guns !WOTVAX::MACDONALDIStalybridge CelticFri Sep 23 1994 15:3913
    
    If Utd face a fellow Premiership side in the next round, say Liverpool
    or Man City, do you reckon Fergie would stick to his word and keep the
    youngsters in for the game???  I think NOT !!
    
    That is of course if they qualify!!!!
    
    "Football's a funny old game"
    
    Anyway, here's to another victory at Ipswich on Saturday, and a hope
    that all the teams above lose or draw.
    
    mac
32.4412survivorsSSMPRD::MBONINIFri Sep 23 1994 19:469
    
     Question to United fans to settle an arguement
    
    
     Which players survived the Munich air crash ?
    
     We think Charlton,Gregg,Foulkes...Who else ?
    
    
32.4413I think!WARNUT::PICKERINGSSimon PickeringFri Sep 23 1994 20:322
    Jackie Blanchflower, but he was too injured to play again
    
32.4414Silence is Golden .....WELSWS::CADDL.U.F.C. League champions 1991/92Mon Sep 26 1994 12:0211
    
    
    Ian,
    
    Where have you been boy havn't heard from you in ages. You spoke 
    too soon in .4411 didn't you ...
    
    Well I am just reciprocating what Brian put in our conference last week 
    and will say "It's gona be quiet in here today :-)))...
    
    Paul 
32.4415lost 3-2...8-(TRUCKS::SANTcomfortably numb...Mon Sep 26 1994 13:1514
             
    	We got beaten at Ipswich on Saturday. Went 2-0 down, pulled back
    	to 2-2 with 2 in three minutes (Cantona and Scholes) then lost
    	to a deflected shot from Sedgley with 10 minutes to go.
    
    	Too many had their minds on this week's trip to Turkey and thought
    	Ipswich would just roll over for us.
    
    	Wake up call, Fergie!! This is not good enough. I think we miss 
    	Hughes a lot when he's out, so I hope he's back very quickly. We're
    	off the pace in the league and need a couple of good results to get 
    	the place buzzing again.
    
    	Andy.
32.4416Ferguson was right...RTOVC0::DCASSIDYMon Sep 26 1994 13:5031
    
    This business about under-strength is a load of rubbish and should be
    viewed objectively and not subjectively as most journalists seem to
    pertain to.
    
    Q1: Why have a squad of 18 players.
    Q2: Who determines which is the strongest side a club can field.
    Q3: What is the point of a team 'existing' in the first place.
    
    A1: a) Injuries
    	b) Building for the future whether for the current season, next
    	season or 2 seasons down the road
    A2: a) It seems the League knows more than all 90 odd club managers in
    	the country. The manager plays the team that in his opinion will
    	achieve an acceptable result for the club. As a case in point,
    	suppose Everton (currently bottom) change 7 of the side to play
    	e.g. Newcastle what does the League say to that ??? or is it that
    	you can only change a maximum of 3 players every match etc etc. 
    	b) Alex Ferguson picked a team that he though should get an
    	acceptable result and they did with 7 changes. Howard Wilkinson
    	made few changes (if any ??) and Leeds got beaten. Which manager
    	made a mistake.
    A3: a) To achieve as much as possible in terms of team success and thus
    	to increase the financial stability of the club.
    	Team success is not measured in how one does solely in September
    	but what the bottom line is in May/June.
    
    Regards,
    
    Dezzz.
    
32.4417VESSA::WATTERSONMon Sep 26 1994 14:0311
>>    	achieve an acceptable result for the club. As a case in point,
>>    	suppose Everton (currently bottom) change 7 of the side to play
    
    
    Everton will play as cr*p as they have done all season.....
    
    :-)
    
    Paul
    
    
32.4418Keep up the good workSIOG::HAUGHEYMon Sep 26 1994 14:594
    Oh dear, what have we here?  Any know who MU played on Saturday. 
    Somebody told me that they were beaten bu some team from somewhere. 
    Complacency...Naa Just no good.... Yeh!!
    
32.4419re last........TRUCKS::SANTcomfortably numb...Mon Sep 26 1994 16:596
    
    	Eh?
    
    	Good note Dezz...
    
    	Andy.
32.4420The Story so FarESSB::BLONGPREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS 1993 &amp; 1994Mon Sep 26 1994 21:3658
    
Fixtures 1994/95 Season	         Score     Scorers		

Live on SKY *, ITV @, BBC +

14/ 8/94 Blackburn (C Shield) *   2-0      Cantona(P), Ince
20/ 8/94 QPR		(H)	  2-0      Hughes, McClair
22/ 8/94 Nottm Forest 	(A)   *   1-1      Kanchelskis
27/ 8/94 Tottenham	(A)       1-0      Bruce
31/ 8/94 Wimbledon	(H)       3-0      Cantona, McClair, Giggs
11/ 9/94 Leeds		(A)   *   1-2      Cantona(P)
14/ 9/94 Gothenburg (EC)(H)   @   4-2      Giggs(2), Kanchelskis, Sharpe
17/ 9/94 Liverpool	(H)       2-0      Kanchelskis, McClair
21/ 9/94 Port Vale (CCC)(A)       2-1      Scholes(2)  
24/ 9/94 Ipswich	(A)       2-3      Cantona, Scholes
28/ 9/94 Galatasaray(EC)(A)   @
 1/10/94 Everton	(H)
 5/10/94 Port Vale (CCC)(H)
 8/10/94 Sheff Wed	(A)
15/10/94 West Ham	(H)
19/10/94 Barcelona (EC) (H)   @
23/10/94 Blackburn	(A)   *	
29/10/94 Newcastle	(H)
 2/11/94 Barcelona (EC) (A)   @
 6/11/94 Aston Villa	(A)   *
10/11/94 Man City	(H)	
19/11/94 Crystal Palace (H)
23/11/94 Gothenburg (EC)(A)   @
26/11/94 Arsenal	(A)	
 3/12/94 Norwich	(H)	
 7/12/94 Galatasaray(EC)(H)   @
10/12/94 QPR		(A)
17/12/94 Nottm Forest   (H)
26/12/94 Chelsea	(A)
27/12/94 Leicester	(H)
31/12/94 Southampton	(A)
 2/ 1/95 Coventry	(H)
14/ 1/95 Newcastle	(A)	
21/ 1/95 Blackburn	(H)
24/ 1/95 Crystal Palace (A)	
 4/ 2/95 Aston Villa	(H)	
11/ 2/95 Man City	(A)	
18/ 2/95 Arsenal	(H)	
22/ 2/95 Norwich	(A)
25/ 2/95 Everton 	(A)	
 4/ 3/95 Ipswich	(H)
 7/ 3/95 Wimbledon	(A)
11/ 3/95 Tottenham	(H)	
18/ 3/95 Liverpool	(A)
 1/ 4/95 Leeds		(H)	        
 8/ 4/95 Southampton	(H)
15/ 4/95 Leicester	(A)
17/ 4/95 Chelsea	(H)
29/ 4/95 Coventry	(A)
 6/ 5/95 Sheff Wed	(H)
13/ 5/95 West Ham	(A)	

    
32.4421Turkish DelightESSB::BLONGPREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS 1993 &amp; 1994Mon Sep 26 1994 21:4513
32.4422GENIE::GOODEJTue Sep 27 1994 12:386
    
    What has happened to Gary Parker? I thought at first that May was
    keeping him out, but now its clear that May is still being paid by
    Blackburn why isn't Parker back in his old position?
    
    JBG
32.4423he's back.TRUCKS::SANTcomfortably numb...Tue Sep 27 1994 12:575
    
    	You mean PAUL Parker. Expect to see him in the side to face the
    	Turks.
    
    	Andy.
32.4424GENIE::GOODEJTue Sep 27 1994 13:036
    
    No, I'm mean Gary Parker! 8-)
    
    ok, Paul Parker - see guys I'm not a real ManU supporter!
    
    JBG
32.4425SUBURB::GROOMNAtherton does it with dirty ballsTue Sep 27 1994 16:3217
    Parker has a hamstring injury and was due to have it X-rayed tomorrow
    however, other injuries have forced Fergie's hand and Parker now finds
    himself in 'Hell' along with the rest of the squad and quite likely to
    start the game.
    
    Keane is almost certainly out as are Schmeichel, Irwin & Hughes, Scholes 
    and Butt are likely to start.
    
    Team could be ;
    
    			Walsh
    
    Parker	Pallister	Bruce		May
    
    	Butt	Ince	McClair		Sharpe
    
    		Giggs	Scholes/Hughes
32.4426SHIPS::EDWARDS_DTue Sep 27 1994 16:3713
    re:-1
    I don't think May will be risked a left-back.  If Schmeichel, Irwin,
    Hughes and Keane are ruled out, I think the team will be :
    
    		Walsh
    Parker Bruce Pallister Sharpe
    KanKan Butt  Ince      Giggs
           McClair Scholes
    
    Strange how Fergie ain't having problems working out which foreigners
    to leave out this season - they're all knackered !!!!
    
    Dave
32.4427GENIE::GOODEJWed Sep 28 1994 14:557
    
    	Sky New last night claimed that Hughes has recovered from his groin
    injury and will play against Galatasary tonight. This means he probably
    needs an operation and will be out for the rest of the season (going by
    Sky's recent performance 8-).
    
    JBG
32.4428CHEER UP ERICSIOG::ODONOHOEWed Sep 28 1994 15:586
    I THINK FERGIE WILL PLAY MAY TONIGHT, BUT ANYHOW HERE'S PRAYING THAT		
    WE GET SWEET REVENGE FOR LAST YEAR'S DISAPPOINTMENT.THE TURKS ARE A 	
    GOOD SIDE BUT NOTHING WILL GIVE US GREATER PLEASURE (NOT EVEN THAT 2-0	
    VICTORY AGAINST THE SCOUSERS)THAN TO BEAT THE TURKS ON THEIR OWN SOIL.		
    2-1 TO UNITED!
     
32.4429UPROAR::LEMPWe danced the Lumbago till dawnWed Sep 28 1994 16:418
    re .4428.
    
    Ouch, my eardrums. Did you want them to hear you in Turkey?? Upper case
    is usually reserved for SHOUTING.
    
    Cheers,
    
    Paul.
32.4430set fred the red on emCOMICS::HAWLEYIMr Flibble is very crossWed Sep 28 1994 17:019
    
    I think that United will probably win tonight.
    I dont usually want the mancs to win games but after the "welcome to
    hell" stuff by the turks I hope that Giggs and co stuff them.
    
    Actually the mancs should be ok, if this is supposed to be a "hell".
    After all they are the red Devils are they not?
    
    Ian.
32.4431GENIE::GOODEJWed Sep 28 1994 17:386
    
    	For those within reach of Swiss terrestrial TV, I have it on good
    authority (ok, from Jerry 8-) that Uniteds game against Galatasary
    tonight is being shown live on Channel S-plus at 8:00.
    
    JBG
32.4432TRUCKS::SANTcomfortably numb...Wed Sep 28 1994 17:484
    
    	It's also live on ITV too. About 8:30 I think...
    
    	Andy.     
32.4433You saw it first here...ESSB::BREEWed Sep 28 1994 19:403
My prediction for tonight is 2-0 to United.

P.
32.4434You saw it first here...YELBUS::DSMITHIt's over the line...Wed Sep 28 1994 19:425
    
    
    My prediction for tonight is 2-0 to Galatasary.
    
    Danny.
32.4435Stuff the Turkey.XSTACY::PHAYDENWed Sep 28 1994 20:245

    My prediction for tonight is a 1-1 win to United
    
    Peter.
32.4436hjope I'm wrong, but...TRUCKS::SANTcomfortably numb...Wed Sep 28 1994 20:376
    
    	The potential for disaster tonight is enormous...
    
    	1-0 to Galatasaray
    
    	Andy.
32.4437ISEPUB::CHAMPOLLIONCan-tas-ticWed Sep 28 1994 21:381
    Galatasaray 1 - 2 Cantona
32.4438come on andy, youre sandbagging!COMICS::HAWLEYIMr Flibble is very crossWed Sep 28 1994 21:5410
    
    > TRUCKS::SANT 
    
    > 1-0 to Galatasaray
    
    
    Nowt like a bit of confidence is there?
    (and thats nowt like a bit of confidence)
    
    Ian.
32.4439PEKING::COSSEYNThu Sep 29 1994 10:567
    
    
    A well earned 0-0 draw was the result...And with Barcelona losing
    this puts the Mancs in a very strong position.... Wasn't a classic
    game but the result is what counts....
    
    Neil..
32.4440Boring Boring Ar.., sorry ManUtd.IRNBRU::HOWARDJune18-94, the Italian JobThu Sep 29 1994 11:5512
32.4441Hoop-Hup-Be-Du-Do-DoCHEFS::STRATFORDSThu Sep 29 1994 11:555
    I see Ryan "The Boy Wonder" Giggs put in his usual big match
    (non)performance. Rather reminiscent of the Coca Cola cup final. 
    The comment made by the girlie was "the only thing that would 
    get him going tonight is Danni Behrs' tits!" ;-)
    
32.4442Brains of MUSIOG::HAUGHEYThu Sep 29 1994 12:055
    re. 4435
    
    Always knew there were brains in this MU topic.
    
    1-1 a win to United. Huh!!
32.4443"free turkeys for christmas"SIOG::ODONOHOEThu Sep 29 1994 12:525
    not a bad result in the end especially with barcelona loosing.	
    good to see may playing with a "little" bit more confidence but 
    parker should get his place back.
    man of the match: gary p.?
    
32.4444Which Gary - there's so manyUPROAR::LEMPWe danced the Lumbago till dawnThu Sep 29 1994 13:016
    >man of the match: gary p.?
    
    Is that Gary Parker or Gary Pallister?? See .4422 etc for details.
    
    Paul.
    
32.4445MARVIN::MORRELLBaby.. Baby.. We change... anything we want too... Thu Sep 29 1994 13:3710
    
    ManU fan stood on the terraces at Galatasary.  In response to a
    reporters question about being scared by the intimidating atmosphere
    inside the Galatasary stadium, he just replied:
    
    "Have you ever been to Leeds!!"
    
    Classic - saw it on GMTV this morning.
    
    Rick.
32.4446?YUPPY::PANESSurly to bed, surly to riseThu Sep 29 1994 14:223
Whats the Turkish for "Whats it like to have no fans??"

Stuart
32.4447Why can't they televise Newcastle's matches ???KIRKTN::JJACKCoca-Cola Red Hot CelticThu Sep 29 1994 14:3411
    
    Well for the second night in a row, I had the dis-pleasure of watching
    yet another inept, crappy, boring football match involving an English
    club. United were crap !
    They, in my opinion, had no intentions of trying to win the match & the
    result was a boring, drab scoreless draw.
    Here's hoping Villa & Inter can serve up some decent soccer in
    tonight's live match.
    
    
      
32.4448Boring....RTOVC0::DCASSIDYThu Sep 29 1994 15:0310
    
    Have to agree with our Celtic fan here, if this is one of the best
    Europe can offer then its very sad. United were inept. 
    Also I wouldn't be cock-a-hoop over Barcelona's defeat. They'll come
    to Old Trafford in 3 weeks feeling bruised. It wouldn't surprise me to
    see United back into 3rd place after the next round of matches.
    Ferguson has forgotten that this is a league system and early points
    are at a premium. 
    
    Dezzz. 
32.4449Not condoning 0-0 draws, but...PAVONE::TURNERThu Sep 29 1994 15:4415
    I didn't see the game, so I can't coment on United's performance.
    However, I don't think there is a team in Europe (Ajax, Barcellona and
    Milan included) who would go to Istanbul and play all out for a win. 
    
    Milan are currently looking very workmanlike, but even in their
    champagne years (with Van Basten, Gullit & Rijkard), I recall them
    keeping it very tight whenever they had to play in some of the more
    "difficult" arenas in Europe (Belgrade, Istanbul, Athens). In fact,
    there was little chance of United taking Galataseray lightly after last
    year - hell, Barcellona scraped to a 2-1 home win against them only a
    fortnight ago!
    
    The days of "easy" away matches are long gone.
    
    Dom
32.4450Why to the Celts talk out there A*** ?PEKING::COSSEYNThu Sep 29 1994 16:0324
    
    Last Couple...RUBBISH....
    
    Man Utd on there day are one of the best teams in Europe...A draw last
    night in Turkey was a very good result.. Remember, win your home games
    and don't lose away has always been the key to success in European 
    competitions....Galatasary did everything to try and crack United,on
    and off the field but they still came away with a point... A great show
    of character. One thing you can't call United is defensive, they have
    shown over the last couple of season's that attacking football can bring 
    trophy's but in the European cup defence is just as important as attack.
    
    As for Barcelona they won't relish coming to Old Trafford, After losing
    one game and narrowly winning the other. I don't think Man Utd have much
    to fear... Ferguson wants this trophy and not even Barcelona will stand
    in his way.... 
    
    With Man United winning the European cup, Newcastle winning the UEFA and
    Arsenal winning the Cup Winners expect a clean sweep by ENGLISH clubs
    this season....
    
    Neil...        
    
     
32.4451Great StartESSB::BLONGPREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS 1993 &amp; 1994Thu Sep 29 1994 16:267
32.4452Sad CaseESSB::BLONGPREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS 1993 &amp; 1994Thu Sep 29 1994 16:3110
32.4453TRUCKS::SANTcomfortably numb...Thu Sep 29 1994 17:3419
    
    	Well I hear all the stuff about getting a point away from home, not
    	conceding goals, character in adversity etc etc...
    
    	Come on, guys, this was an AWFUL match. Mistake after mistake after
    	mistake. I saw the hi-lites of Barcelona v Galatasaray two weeks
    	ago and I thought they'd be tough, but they were rubbish. We were 
    	hardly much better if at all.
    
    	Maybe I'm underestimating the extent to which Fergie's tactics drew
    	the teeth from this Turkish side.
    
    	I tell you what, it makes our 4-2 win against Gothenburg worth its
    	weight in gold.                                     
    
    	Bring on the Spanish champions and let's have a real match to
    	savour. This one was dire...
    
    	Andy.
32.4454Slime, Shrew, Monkey, Man?CHEFS::STRATFORDSThu Sep 29 1994 18:185
    re.4453
    
    Good grief! a Manc who admits that Utd were s*** last night. Whatever
    next?
    
32.4455GENIE::GOODEJThu Sep 29 1994 18:1924
    
    	Well, I for one thought Manchester deserved their point and could
    have got both. The one word which springs to mind is "character". The
    atmosphere there was incredibly hostile and inspite of repeated
    attempts to provoke the Manchester players they kept their tempers
    under control. Hughes was the target of repeated pushing, climbing,
    elbows in the face & stamping on his ankles. Ince and Keane faired little
    better but all three players refused to allow the treatment to get to
    them and completed a very professional job. May was lucky to stay on
    following a very rash challenge but otherwise the yellow cards wre for
    soft fouls. I coun't understand why Hughes marker didn't get booked -
    every time the ball was played up to Hughes he was knocked off it.
    Probably the referee was too intimidated.
    	I would really like to see Manchester revert to their fast
    attacking game when Galatasary come back to Old Trafford. It would be
    great if the crowd to put up a wall of noise similar to last night.
    Give them a real welcome (get some Leeds fans in if thats what it
    takes! 8-), and then absolutely destroy them 4:0 (Giggs getting a
    hat-trick.....). Then on to win the cup itself & meet Forest in the
    final next year!!! 8-)...... ok, I've been mushroom picking, I admit
    it! 8-)
    
    JBG
     
32.4456whats up denis?SIOG::ODONOHOEThu Sep 29 1994 18:219
    I agree it was a boring match to watch but against a team as
    intimidating and as negative as galatasaray (remember their two nil all	
    draws in the European cup last year) it was great to get a point.	
    		By the way,united are one of the most exciting teams in 	
    the league to watch and "one boring match never made a summer".
    Imagine going to Highbury every week! 
                                         
    
                                          
32.4457Its the point that counts, for F*cks sake.REPAIR::COSSEYThu Sep 29 1994 18:228
    
    Re.4453
    
    Mr Sant, is that fence your sitting on comfortable ?..
    
    Neil...
    
    
32.4458Mancunian hospitalityCHEFS::STRATFORDSThu Sep 29 1994 18:267
    re .4455
    
    Roy Keane may have been the subject of some rough treatment but
    according to this mornings press, he was lucky to stay on the field for
    several off the ball incidents missed by the ref and the tv,
    culminating in the delightful Mr K gobbing a "greenie" onto one of his
    turkish counterparts!
32.4459All deservedYELBUS::DSMITHIt's over the line...Thu Sep 29 1994 18:2911
    
    
    re .4455
    
     The 3 Man U bookings were for stupid tackles from behind. Remember the
    World Cup, tackling from behind is a bookable offence. Also, Sharpe was
    very lucky to stay on the park after having a kick at an opponent on
    the touchline in the 2nd half. Okay, the guy made a meal of it, but the
    intent on Sharpe's part was there.
    
     Danny.
32.4460GENIE::GOODEJThu Sep 29 1994 18:3911
    
    Danny,
    
    	if you watch the replay carefully, the Turk wacks Sharpe on the leg
    by playing the ball & leg at the same time & then Sharpe kicks out at
    the Turk. On Swiss TV they slo-mo'ed through the sequence and it show
    that Sharpe only just caught the Turk - he must have though better of
    really wacking him - whereup the Turk dives to the ground & rolls
    around screaming. I believe the Turk was booked.
    
    JBG 
32.4461He was luckyYELBUS::DSMITHIt's over the line...Thu Sep 29 1994 18:5013
    
    
      re last
    
       Yes, as I said the Turk made a meal of it, but as you have said
      yourself, Sharpe kicked out and "only just caught" the Turk.
      Retaliation usually results in at least a booking, normally a red
      card. I still say Sharpe was very lucky not to be red-carded.
      Overall, I thought the referee had a very good game, one of the best
      refs I've seen recently.
    
      Danny.
                             
32.4462And we're not even into October yet!PAVONE::TURNERThu Sep 29 1994 18:5010
    re: -2
    Never mind, Danny! Get down to the betting shop and get your money on
    Dundee United for the ECWC. Anthing must be better than having to watch
    ENGLISH teams in the various European competitions ;-) 
    
    Or maybe all the Scottish teams are getting beaten deliberately so that
    they can concentrate on the real business...the Scottish Premier
    League. Gad, do we envy you!
    
    Dom
32.4463HELL no..!!!MUFC::TONYThu Sep 29 1994 18:5016
As a United supporter I was disapointed with our approach. Which was to play
for the draw. I must say I thought that if we were a little bit more adventurous
in attack we could have scored at least. Even perhaps win the tie.

But alas I am not the manager, and his ploy is to take points from away ties
and win your home games.ie Not loose. Thats how you win league competitions. 

I watched the Barcelona highlights and they also appeared to use the same tactics
which were NOT to loose. In the end they lost. So i suppose it puts a different
reflection on the United score.

All I can say is, that I and Cantona are looking forward to entertaining 
Galatasaray on the return leg at OT.


Tony
32.4464Shut it!!YELBUS::DSMITHIt's over the line...Thu Sep 29 1994 18:5615
    
    
      re .4462
    
     Whats your problem matey? All I have said is that the 3 ManU players
    deserved to be booked and that Sharpe was lucky not to be sent off. I
    would like to see ManU progress as far as possible in the competition
    as they generally are one of the better sides to watch. But then again,
    isn't that because they have a sprinkling of "foreigners" in their
    side, unlike the Blackburn crap who were all Engerlish :-). 
    
     Danny.
    
    ps Got to agree, Scottish football is crap, that's why I'm just an
      armchair critic now!!!
32.4465Node PEKING = Spouting bullshitPAKORA::JJACKCoca-Cola Red Hot CelticThu Sep 29 1994 19:0619
    re.4450
    
    COSSEYN,
    
    I didn't once in my note say that the result was poor, on the contrary,
    it was a good result. However, the football on offer was dire &
    mediocre. With the exception of Hughes volley late in the match, United
    created very few goal scoring opportunites, showed little or no
    imagination as an attcking force, and basically bored me to death with
    their lack of creativity. If this is the best English soccer has to
    offer, then I'll stick to the supposed crappy soccer we play North of
    the Border.
    On saying that, Galatasaray were mingin too......so I suppose the
    result was jutified
    
    Mingin English team.....0
    Mingin Turkish team.....0
    
     
32.4466YUPPY::PANESSurly to bed, surly to riseThu Sep 29 1994 19:429
re .4452

More of the rapier like wit, one associates with this topic.

Please keep it up.

Hugs,

Stuart
32.4467der boy e donne guddPEKING::WATTERSONPThu Sep 29 1994 19:584
    
    Be fair Stu, he did managed a whole note without a cliche....
    
    Paul
32.4468Football isn't *everything*...PAVONE::TURNERThu Sep 29 1994 20:1012
    >If this is the best English soccer has to offer, then I'll stick to
    >the supposed crappy soccer we play North of the Border.               
    
    ...a solution which should please all parties! The idea of you guys
    north of the border chaining yourselves to armchairs in front of the TV
    on Wednesday evenings is more than I can bear ;-)
    
    I mean, it's bad enough having to work an eight hour day...
    
    Dom
    
    
32.4469More entertaining than the matchUPROAR::LEMPWe danced the Lumbago till dawnThu Sep 29 1994 20:1518
    re last 25 or so.
    
    Shouldn't all this be in the 'Pool note.
    
    Barry : Eh, see dah. Dat's crap dat is.
    Garry : Youse sayin dat's crap.
    Barry : Yeah, I'm sayin dat's crap. What's youse gonna do about it, eh?
    Garry : I'm gonna smash your friggin face in, dat's what.
    Terry : Eh, lads, lads, *calm* down, *calm* down.
    
    Keep it up - usually the only thing that happens on a Thursday is about
    56 entries in the International Predictions note.
    
    BTW didn't see the match but from what I've heard it was a crap match,
    good result, well refereed, not as intimidating as last year and playin
    the man after the ball is quite acceptable, especially if it's Sharpe.
    
    Paul.
32.4470PEKING::COSSEYNThu Sep 29 1994 20:1711
32.4471You've got to laugh.YELBUS::DSMITHIt's over the line...Thu Sep 29 1994 20:4211
32.4472PEKING::COSSEYNFri Sep 30 1994 10:479
    
    RE: 4471
    
    Not at all, you couldn't be further from the truth. I love the fact
    that Scottish managers would love to manage ENGLISH clubs rather than
    there own Countrys...Deep down thats what really bugs you all the
    succesful managers in this Country are Scottosh........
    
    Neil...
32.4473witty reply required from Mr Turner..zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzAYOV11::KMCCLELLANDThe Honest TruthFri Sep 30 1994 11:4010
    re last
    
    Is that because all the engerlish managers are not up to the job ?
    
    Kev...
    
    p.s I thought a Scottish club won the trophy before an English one.
    
    
    and my dad's bigger than your dad etc etc.........
32.4474It must be sad watching England's Success!!!REPAIR::COSSEYFri Sep 30 1994 11:5413
    
    No, it's just that the Scots make better managers than players....
    
    A Scottish team might have one the trophy first but how about compiling
    a list of European winners between the two countries, I'll do Scotlands
    as I can't remember all the English winners...
    
    Celtic
    Aberdeen
    
    If there are any absentee's from the huge list above I do apologize..
    
    Neil..  
32.4475Newcastle & Villa in the UEFA Cup final ?PAKORA::JJACKCoca-Cola Red Hot CelticFri Sep 30 1994 12:0112
        re.4470
    
    On the contrary, Man U are my favourite English team & I
    would love to see them win the European Cup.
    I was going to reply to your typically abusive note in a
    retaliatory way, but then that would be sinking to your level.
    So I won't.....I'll just let the Mods do their job instead.
    
    
        
    
    
32.4476`Were You Born In Manchester`KIRKTN::CMORRICESat Oct 01 1994 17:3319
    

    Let`s not forget Rangers winning the ECWC back in `72, also twice beaten
    finalist in the same competition.

    Celtic were also beaten finalists in the EC and Dundee Unt. beaten     
    finalist in the UEAFA cup.

    Although this might not be impressive to our friends down south it`s
    not bad for a small country like Scotland with a population of just
    under 5 million.

    Look what the French have achieved......population:- 50-60 million
                                            trophies  :- 0

    I rest my case.

    Craig.
                    
32.4477BUSSTP::DREESSun Oct 02 1994 11:355
    
    Marseille won the European Cup 2 seasons ago with a goal from Basile
    Boli.
    
    Del.
32.4478Still nae trophy's KIRKTN::GCULLIONSun Oct 02 1994 13:086
    
     Last:
    
         Not quite correct,they were stripped of it,remember ????.
    
    
32.4479??????????ISEPUB::CHAMPOLLIONCan-tas-ticMon Oct 03 1994 12:076
    NO! They kept the trophy! They were stripped of the League title for
    alleged corruption and that's only domestic business.
    
    /JF
    
    PS/Or am I really in the wrong here! Help, French noters!
32.4480TRUCKS::SANTcaught up in a lager frenzyMon Oct 03 1994 12:584
    
    	JF is right. Marseille were not stripped of the EC.
    
    	Andy.
32.448112 out of 12 at homeESSB::BLONGPREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS 1993 &amp; 1994Mon Oct 03 1994 15:168
32.4482Glory win against Everton.TLAV01::WICHAIWONGWed Oct 05 1994 14:0111
    I heard that Sharpe told Fergie that he didn't want to be the substitue
    of Giggs when Giggs got injury.  He wanted to be one of the first 11
    player.  Also, Ron Atkinson tried to buy Sharpe since he's not happy to
    be substitue and offered him a first 11 player in Aston Villa, I mean
    the left side forward.  You must note that Sharpe loves to play in the
    left side forward instead of left back defender as Fergie got Sharpe to
    play in some matches.  If Fergie sell Sharpe to Villa as I heard, how
    United will cope with the situation when one of Giggs or Kan Kan get
    injury.  Any comments?
    
    Wichai.  
32.4483FORTY2::FOWLERMJubileeWed Oct 05 1994 14:5910
I've heard this before on Villa clubcall during the summer (sad chap that I am)
but nothing happened then. I suspect that there is no way Sharpe would leave Man
Utd for Villa. He'd have to be insane. Besides, Giggs has been nowt but useless
all season and Sharpe has scored some goals, so I suspect that Sharpe will soon
be playing in the first 11. 

That said, I would be well happy were Sharpe to join Villa. He would undoubtedly
be a star, and might even stand a chance of winning something this year 8-)

mike
32.4484WARNUT::PICKERINGSSimon PickeringWed Oct 05 1994 15:196
    If Sharpe were to go, and I can't see that whilst United have an
    interest in Europe, then United have more than adequate substitutes in
    either Simon Davies or keith Gillespie.
    
    Personnally, I wish United had take the 15m off Milan for Giggs and
    used it to buy some others including a striker.
32.4485giggs is goodSSMPRD::MBONINIWed Oct 05 1994 19:4010
    Am I the only one who thinks Giggs isn't crap. AS Mark E Smith (singer
    with The Fall) once said of George Best "He stood about doing nothing
    for 85 minutes then he would do something brilliant". Would you want to 
    drop/sell GB in his hey-day because he didn't run about like a headless 
    chicken all 90 mins - I think not. So he's not been at his best this
    season but if it wasn't for his goals United would not be top of their
    champions league table just now and wouldn't be there at all if he
    hadn't played last season. Give him a break or better still give him to
    Celtic cause I wouldn't mind watching him every week.
    
32.4487IOSG::GRAHAMStrange CurrenciesWed Oct 05 1994 19:528
    re last note.
    
    I'm suprised to hear you saying that Matt, - bearing in mind he doesn't
    play for Swansea...
    
    
    Ant.
    
32.4489Mickey Quinn is a very rounded player alsoXSTACY::PHAYDENWed Oct 05 1994 20:180
32.4490Let's not forget Cunno's mate Round Ronnie Wheel-In !!!GENIE::BOLGERJerry Bolger.Wed Oct 05 1994 20:220
32.4491I think notYUPPY::ANDERSONRTop in Fantasy, Bottom in RealityThu Oct 06 1994 11:263
    
    Newcastle at St. James's Park in CCC 3 - Will they still play a Reserve
    team ?
32.4492SHIPS::EDWARDS_DThu Oct 06 1994 12:039
    INteresting couple of weeks for Utd :
    
    Oct 19th   Barcelona (H)   Euro Cup
    Oct 23rd   Blackburn (A)   Premier League
    Oct 26th   Newcastle (A)   Fizzy Pop
    Oct 29th   Newcastle (H)   Premier League
    Nov 2nd    Barcelona (A)   Euro Cup
    
    Then 2 "easy" games against Villa and Man City !!!
32.4493TRUCKS::SANTcaught up in a lager frenzyThu Oct 06 1994 18:1811
    
    	For those that don't yet know, we've drawn Newcastle, I think away,
    	in the coke cup.
    
    	Be interesting to see Fergie's team. If we put the stiffs out in
    	this one Fergie will get his wish and no mistake - we'll get
    	spanked! No fixture pile-up this season....              
    
    	Maybe no trophies either 8-}
    
    	Andy.
32.4494Bad refereeing decisions...CHEFS::STRATFORDSThu Oct 06 1994 18:238
      Ah but even if they do get stuffed by sending out the stiffs, Fergie
    will still be blaming bad refereeing decisions ;-)
    
    Whilst here, I must say that it is nice to see Thursdays are livening
    up in here. Gone are the days of 700 notes, all of which are prediction
    entries 8-)
    
    Stuart
32.4495New Kids on the BlockESSB::BLONGPREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS 1993 &amp; 1994Fri Oct 07 1994 13:3312
32.4496heheheCOMICS::HAWLEYIMr Flibble is very crossSun Oct 09 1994 21:339
    
    Sheffield Wednesday  1-0  Manchester United
    
    Hirst
    
    
    Yours informatively,
    
    Ian.
32.4497A bit early but the signs are not good...GYMAC::DCASSIDYMon Oct 10 1994 12:5210
    
    Result didn't surprise me as Wednesday were worth more than a 4-1
    defeat last week and United have made a relatively spluttering start to
    the season. I'm sure Mr Cryuff will be looking at the indecision of
    Bruce and Pallister that lead to the Wednesday goal. United better have
    a good month of football otherwise they'll be chasing a match in early 
    May at Wembley as their only savior of the 1994/95 season.
    
    Dezzz.
    
32.4498Ehhh, we're concentrating on Europe and the CCC ;-)GENIE::BOLGERJerry Bolger.Mon Oct 10 1994 13:3423
    
    I only got to see brief highlights of the match on Sky yesterday.
    United reportedly had most of the play and most of the chances but
    failed to convert them into goals. Granted Cantona, Giggs and
    Kanchelskis were all involved in Internationals, but even so there's no
    excuse for not putting the ball in the net when you get so many
    chances. I have to give credit to Pressman for pulling off a couple of
    spectacular saves from close range. Wednesday deserved the points on
    the basis that they took one of the very few chances they created, and
    then kept their composure throughout the second half despite United 
    pressure.
    
    What I've seen of United recently hasn't impressed me all that much. We 
    certainly haven't been playing the kind of flowing football that won us 
    the Premiership last year. The worrying point is that we played most of 
    our good football in the first half of last season. Towards the end of 
    the season we started to look a bit ordinary, and now we seem to have
    started the new season in the same way.  Here's hoping that the rather
    imposing fixture list for the next few weeks will force the lads to
    raise the tempo a bit and show the NKOTB why we're the Champions and
    there not !!!
    
    Jerry.
32.4499TRUCKS::SANTcaught up in a lager frenzyMon Oct 10 1994 14:3715
32.4500please send cantona to LiverpoolCOMICS::HAWLEYIEnter SadmanMon Oct 10 1994 14:527
    
    > No use complaining about absences to injury, internationals etc.
    
    Oh I dunno Andy, Cantona and Kanchelskis seem to make the difference
    between winning and losing.
    
    Ian.
32.4501Eric's smiling againISEPUB::CHAMPOLLIONCan-tas-ticMon Oct 10 1994 15:005
    Cantona had a cracker of a game with France on Saturday. He could have
    scored twice and did excellent set-ups as well. He is in great form and
    should be a plus when he returns to Old Trafford.
    
    /JF
32.4502WARNUT::PICKERINGSSimon PickeringMon Oct 10 1994 17:294
    I think one of the mistakes United is making is playing unfit players.
    If keane, parker & Hughes need operations then get them done now rather
    than later. You run the risk of aggravating and thus worsening the
    injury. Playing unfit players doesn't help; they can't give 100%.
32.4503It needs to be saidUPROAR::LEMPWe danced the Lumbago till dawnMon Oct 10 1994 17:398
    re .4502
    >If keane, parker & Hughes need operations then get them done now rather
    
    I think that Keane and Hughes need operations to remove their bloated
    petulance glands. They out-Inced Ince with their whinging and false
    appeals to the ref on Saturday.
    
    Paul.
32.4504Tiss for Utd ??WOTVAX::MACDONALDIStalybridge CelticTue Oct 11 1994 13:469
    
    
    Just heard on the news on the way in this morning that United may have
    put in an offer of 5 million for Le-Tissier of Southampton.
    
    Still to be confirmed...
    
    
    mac
32.4505rumour rumourCOMICS::HAWLEYIEnter SadmanTue Oct 11 1994 14:109
    
    Eh? 
    
    Where's he going to go? On the bench?
    
    If Ferguson immediately reaches for the cheque book after losing a
    couple of games then he's sadder than I thought.
    
    Ian.
32.4506talking to myselfCOMICS::HAWLEYIEnter SadmanTue Oct 11 1994 14:239
    
    Then again, maybe i'm being a bit harsh, if Roy Evans was about ot buy
    him i'd be grinning like a cheshire cat.
    
    Having said that, I still can't see whereabouts in the team he would
    play. Who's position would he take?
    
    
    Ian.
32.4507XSTACY::PHAYDENTue Oct 11 1994 14:3433
As much as I'd like to see Le-Tissier come to United the Saints would have to be
off their heads to sell him just when their team are starting to come together.
I'd imagine that Alan Ball is saying to Laurie at this moment. 
"If he goes I go" !!!
Then again IMO Le-Tissier is playing so well due to Alan Balls' management.
Ball lets him do what he wants on the pitch. He doesn't give him any defensive
responsibility and lets him roam from wing to wing.
There's every likelyhood that he just wouldn't fit in at United.

Smacks of desperation to me that Fergie is trying to splash out now that things
are starting to go wrong. Why didn't he buy in the off-season. It was obvious at
the end of last season that the spark had gone from United's game and with the
spate of injuries things are looking worse.

Giggs is crap ( He looks tired and clueless ), Sharpe isn't much better( even
when he is played in position) , Keane is playing well but having an operation 
( He's also showing that he's being underutilised at United ) , Hughes is due
for an operation also , Scmichael is making blunder after blunder ( The goal
against Wednesday was his fault ) , the "young blood" haven't exactly shone in
any game so far( They seem to spend more time giving the ball away than anything
else ) and Cantona is unreliable at the best of times. The defense are shakey in
the middle. So what's left ? May and Irwin are doing o.k . Ince is doing well as
is  Kanchelkis . That's four maybe five players out of 11 or 12 who are doing
their job or able to do it.
Buying one 5M pound player isn't going to remedy that.

Maybe a change of tactics would work. Why not let Giggs move more into the
centre and give him a free role a-la Le-Tissier. 
But then Tactics aren't exactly Fergusons strong point as he has shown before.
Luck has more to do with his success than anything and at this moment in time
it's not going his way !!!

Peter.
32.4508Why not?TLAV02::WICHAIWONGTue Oct 11 1994 14:3912
    Remember, we got too many injury this season, coming in and out,
    compare to last season.  Keane has to miss some games after Champion
    League with Barcelona, I think.  Unfortunately (I hope not), if Ince
    get injury too, who will take responsible in their position, McClair
    and Butts?   McClair is too slow and not a kind of good midfield, also
    Butts has less experience.  We need a kind of Les Tissier.  To have
    a professional on the bench is better than a young kid.  We want some
    bench after the song stuffs, especially European Cup.
    
    Wichai.
    
    
32.4509UPROAR::LEMPWe danced the Lumbago till dawnTue Oct 11 1994 14:5014
>for an operation also , Scmichael is making blunder after blunder ( The goal
>against Wednesday was his fault ) , the "young blood" haven't exactly shone in
    
    Peter, 
    
    How do you work that out. Hirst was put clean through and I thought
    that Schmeical did everything right to prevent him scoring. He cut down
    the angle and remained upright until the last instant. In a one-on-one
    situation like that the striker is always expected to get the better of
    the goalie and this was no exception. I thought that Bruce and
    Pallister were to blame for the goal by not picking up Hirst ass soon
    as Wednesday broke from defence.
    
    Paul.
32.4510The Vinny Jones tackling method....IRNBRU::HOWARDJune18-94, the Italian JobTue Oct 11 1994 14:5611
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32.4511SHIPS::EDWARDS_DTue Oct 11 1994 15:1761
Re: a few back

>>Giggs is crap ( He looks tired and clueless )

Blame Danni Behr ! (?sp)

>>Keane is playing well but having an operation ( He's also showing that he's
>>being underutilised at United ) 

I think you'll find the two go together.  Because of Keane's injury, Utd are
having to play him in a holding role in front of the back four.  Keane ain't fit
enough to go charging up and downfield for 90 minutes.

>>Scmichael is making blunder after blunder ( The goal against Wednesday was 
>>his fault ) 

WHAT !!!! Schmeichel has saved Utd on countless occasions this season.  He made
vital saves in the Liverpool, Spurs, Forest and Everton games.  He has had an
inspired start to the season.  No way was the Wednesday goal his fault.

>>the "young blood" haven't exactly shone in any game so far( They seem to
>>spend more time giving the ball away than anything else )

Who have you seen ?  Butt has played well in the European games, especially in
the home tie against Gothenburg.  Gillespie looked pretty good on Saturday.
The "yound blood" beat a reasonably good 1st divsion team in the Fizzy Pop cup.
What more do you want ?

>>Cantona is unreliable at the best of times.

Cantona is BRILLIANT at the best of times.  The problem for Eric this season,
mainly due to his own hot headedness, is that he hasn't played in many games. He
missed the 1st 3 league games due to suspension, he will miss the 1st 4 Euro
games for the same reason, and he missed Saturday because of international
commitments.  When he gets settled back into the team, he will do the business.

>>The defense are shakey in the middle.

The defence has problems at right-back, through May, causing a lack of
confidence throughout the whole defence.  Bruce is spending a lot of time
covering for May, this drags Pallister over to cover for Bruce, and Irwin over
to cover for Pallister.  

>>But then Tactics aren't exactly Fergusons strong point as he has shown before.
>>Luck has more to do with his success than anything and at this moment in time
>>it's not going his way !!!

You've already covered the reasons why Utd aren't playing too well.  When
players like Keane, Parker and Hughes need operations, Ince and Giggs are
carrying knocks, it's no wonder the team is struggling to find some form.  In
addition, Fergie is changing the team to suit the Competition which can
sometimes have its drawbacks.  I think Utd's main problem this season is the
lack of goals.  They have had enough chances in the games against Ipswich and
Wednesday to have earned at least a point.  Fergie should either play Scholes
and let Hughes have his op, or if he doesn't feel Scholes is ready, buy another
striker (but if that's the case why sell Dublin ?).

Early days yet ...........

Dave
    
32.4512What a load of Cr*pESSB::BLONGPREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS 1993 &amp; 1994Tue Oct 11 1994 16:277
32.4513XSTACY::PHAYDENTue Oct 11 1994 16:4736
I think that you'll find that Keane has consistently played a holding role in
mid-field for United( not just now that he is injured ). Ince the same! Both are
excellent going forward but are not allowed to do so half enough.
Keane made his reputation at Forest because of his runs from mid-field and his
goal scoring. I wouldn't say that either of these attributes have been seen to
have been employed by United. 

Schmeichel IMO was to blame for the goal. He was miles off his line when I think
it was Bruce was comming in on Hirst either to make a tackle or drive him wide
of the goal. Hirst scored from just inside the 18 yard line just as the defender
arrived. 

Butt played well in Europe ? What ?!!! He gave more of the ball away in the
Galtasary match (due to poor passes) than the whole team together.

Re: Cantona. Yes he is Brilliant but the team can't rely on him to be around for
the whole season. How can a team settle if the main playmaker misses so many
games ?

May , IMO has settled well and isn't half as bad as he was when he first
arrived. He was probably the best defender in the Galtasary game.

C'mon. United have lost three games so far and it all can't be blamed on
injuries. They were going sour at the end of last season and they've started
this season in the same way. If anything it could be attributed to the lack of
Cantona.

>>I think Utd's main problem this season is the lack of goals.  

You don't say !!! That would do it alright.
If the team play well enough the goals will come. The current United have never
been a team with a fluent striker. Most attacking players on the team score
15-20 goals a season but there was never was a Shearer or a Cole in that team so
why should the lack of a high scoring striker be to blame ?

Peter
32.4514Now Stuart Pearce would have been a good buy...PAVONE::TURNERTue Oct 11 1994 17:1319
    It looks like everyone has his own theory about who's playing well and
    who isn't at MUFC. My own pet peeves concern Bruce and Irwin: Bruce
    always looks the epitome of vulnerability, but manages to keep his head
    above water by sheer grit and determination. Irwin always scurries
    around like a startled rabbit and looks real dodgy when up against an
    out-and-out winger. I'll reserve judgement on May because I haven't
    seen him enough, though reports aren't terribly encouraging.
    
    Certainly, there can be little doubt that Ince, Kanchelskis and a fit
    Hughes are absoulutely essential to this team.
    
    Dom
    
    P.S. Peter, I can't believe you really meant to say that Cantona is
    inconsistent (or was it erratic?) at the *best* of times ;-) Sure, he's
    a bit of an enigma, but players of his sort usually are (viz. Le
    Tissier), and I don't think there are many managers around who wouldn't
    like to have the benefit of his occasional fits of genius. 
                                                              
32.4515Ah but ......SHIPS::EDWARDS_DTue Oct 11 1994 17:1626
    re:-1
    
    Not that it's really worth arguing about but..... Bruce stepped up to
    try and play Hirst offside.  He didn't force him wide.  Schmeichel ran
    out to meet Hirst when he saw the danger.  The fact that he was so far
    forward suggests that he's pretty quick not that he's a crap goalkeeper
    !  Would you rather he waited until Hirst was 6 yards out ?
    
    Butt has played 2 games in Europe.  In the first game at home to
    Gothenburg he was excellent.  He linked play well and made a lot of
    forward runs that weren't picked out by his colleagues.  The 2nd games
    was at Galatasaray which, if you remember, was a pretty intense
    atmosphere.  So the lad made a couple of inaccurate passes in the first
    30 minutes - so what !  That doesn't make him a crap player.  I suppose
    you think the Blackburn team is full of crap players judging on their
    games against Trelleborg !
    
    I appreciate the comment about not scoring enough goals was a bit
    bleedin' obvious - I suppose I should have said that their not taking
    their chances when they are dominant in a game.  Utd's 3 top scorers
    last season were Hughes, Giggs and Cantona.  Hughes and Giggs are both
    injured, and Cantona hasn't really got started yet.
    
    I think we'll agree to differ .........
    
    Dave
32.4516SHIPS::EDWARDS_DTue Oct 11 1994 17:195
    Whoops - that should have been a reply to .4513.
    
    One final thing - if you think May has settled well then you're
    watching a different Man Utd - he's been sh**e this season and had his
    ONLY good game at Galatasaray (IMHO).
32.4517XSTACY::PHAYDENTue Oct 11 1994 17:366
>>I suppose you think the Blackburn team is full of crap players judging on
>>their games against Trelleborg !

Well now that you mention it ;-)

Peter.
32.4518Buy a sweeper Fergie....GYMAC::DCASSIDYTue Oct 11 1994 18:5030
    
    Schmeichal well off his line ??? Mmmm yes and no...
    
    Don't forget the situation...United's centre pair were moving up...thus
    the goalkeeper (as has been customary and expecially since the backpass
    rule) effectively becomes the sweeper....or not ?? United like to push
    the back line forward in comparison with 'say' Blackburn who like to
    defend deep. This habit United have will probably be found out more by
    European teams and/or teams with 'very' quick forwards. The only
    safeguard against this is have a quick center back or play with a
    dedicated sweeper; United haven't either...they should defend deep. 
    
    A playmaker will crucify the opposition if they expose themselves in
    this fashion. All he has to do is look, wait, look...at the line and
    the goalkeeper. If his forward has lost the marker (or is capable of
    doing so ala Hirst) and the goalkeeper has also pushed up then thread
    the ball through. If the goalkeeper is on his line then chip
    regardless. Whatever happens a chance will arise....and a Mr Romario
    may be the next beneficiary of this situation.
    
    Bottom line...Bruce and Pallister implicitly pulled Schmeichel up...
    they're not that quick...Schmeichel do your best!!!!
    
    In fact I'd be interested if anyone has collated stats on how United
    have conceded goals this season....it would certainly make interesting
    analysis.
                                                         
    DEzzz.
    
    
32.4519Blackburn full of crap players - surely not ;-)GENIE::BOLGERJerry Bolger.Tue Oct 11 1994 18:5729
    Re: Dom
    
    I disagree (now isn't that a surprise) !
    
    I like Steve Bruce and think that either Peter or Dave (I'm not sure
    which) put their finger on it when they pointed out that the main
    source of trouble in the United back four is one ex-Blackburn player by
    the name of May (or May not !). From what I've seen of him he appears
    to be trying to play a mixture of three roles. Unfortunately Right Back
    is not one of the them. They are Centre Back, Goalkeeper and Centre
    forward. His attempts at the first two usually see him getting in the
    way of the actual occupants of these roles, attempts at the latter 
    are so pathetic, that I wouldn't have mentioned it except that I like
    to exaggerate !.  This schitzophrenia (sp?) is dragging the rest of the 
    defense across and exposing them to quick forwards who can get into the 
    gaps (e.g. Roy and Colleymore). This could be a real problem when we 
    have to face Cole and Lee running onto Beardsley through-balls !
    
    
    As for your criticism of Denis Irwin !  Denis is an Irishman and as
    such incapable of playing badly (unless seriously injured, which is my
    excuse for Thursday, JBG !).
    
    Lastly, I think Fergie should forget Le Tissier and put in a bid for
    Ronnie Whelan. He may not do any good, but he'ld be a lot cheaper and
    it would really piss Cunno off ;-)
    
    
    Jerry.
32.4520Hagi, Romario, and Me at O.T. on Oct 19thESSB::BLONGPREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS 1993 &amp; 1994Tue Oct 11 1994 21:475
32.4521What do you call a man with a tree on his head?UPROAR::LEMPWe danced the Lumbago till dawnWed Oct 12 1994 11:305
>to a cracking atmosphere on the 19th. Anyone got spare tickets for Edwood :-)
    
    Isn't that the not-so-funny one in the Blues Brothers??
    
    Paul.
32.4522United ManchesterWOTVAX::MACDONALDIStalybridge CelticWed Oct 12 1994 12:2033
    
    
    Rumour Patrol is here again.....!?
    
    Well it looks as though Le-Tiss has decided against coming Norf and has
    elected to stay with the Saints....
    
    The new rumour is about the ground itself(Old Trafford). It looks like
    the board and shareholders are to consider the prospect of either
    adding an additional third tier to the ground, which would require the
    buying of some extra land around OT(which the local council refuses to
    sell at the moment), OR to build a new ground somewhere else....!!!
    This is something the fans have been asking for, for a long time. Utd's
    current capacity is  44,000 and still have to lock out thousands at each
    home game. Utd's membership is over 100,000, so the demand is there for
    a larger stadium
    
    The new ground may come in the form of the National Stadium being
    projected for Manchester for their bid/running of the Commonwealth
    Games in the year 2002. This is going to be built in the Eastlands part
    of Manchester about 5/6 miles from the current OT.
    
    This stadium is to mount a serious challenge to the Wembley complex in
    London(down Sauth!!). It is hoped that when the stadium is not being
    used for international sporting events(athletics etc..) that football
    will help cover the costs.... such things as England internationals,
    FA/CC Cup quarter, semi, and finals... etc....
    
    Nothing has been mentioned about a joint stadium for UTD and City as
    per the Milan teams in Italy...
    
    
    mac
32.4523UPROAR::LEMPWe danced the Lumbago till dawnWed Oct 12 1994 12:3712
    >This stadium is to mount a serious challenge to the Wembley complex in
    >London(down Sauth!!). It is hoped that when the stadium is not being
    
    mac,
    
    So it's going to be designed so that noone has a good view, that the
    toilets only allow people to get in and are continually awash with
    p*ss, they'll sell Hofmeister lager at 2 pounds per pint, you'll have
    to walk miles to the nearest transport which will be so overcrowded
    that you'll have to wait half an hour to get on a train etc etc..
    
    Paul. 
32.4532ISEPUB::CHAMPOLLIONCan-tas-ticWed Oct 12 1994 13:376
    For those wondering what's going on in this topic, well, I deleted a
    few entries which looked like discussion was going to be about anything
    but football.
    
    Back to the game, lads.
    /JF
32.4533Did we/you or did you/we?MOEUR7::SMITHMon Oct 17 1994 13:0010
    
    Well, no shouts of jubilation from the Utd fans today, so either the
    game is tonight, or...
    
    
    
    
    	West Ham won?   Can it be???
    
    Ian
32.4534VESSA::WATTERSONI never make mitsakes !Mon Oct 17 1994 13:044
    
    Mancs 1-0 West Ham
    
    Never mind, West Ham back in the relegation battle again....
32.4535Goes for goal!TLAV02::WICHAIWONGTue Oct 18 1994 13:0511
    Many injured players now.  How can Fergie arrange the first 11 player
    for the big match against Barcelona?  Remember that Barcelona has many
    world class players and we are not at the top form as last season.
    
    Also, I heard that F.A. may decide to use F.I.F.A. regulation for
    foreign players as we have nowadays in U.E.F.A cup.  United is the team
    who has many foreign players including Wales, Irish or Scottish.  If
    this regulation is valid, we may sell some of them and buy the new
    who are Englishman.  Hope that this is not approved.  Any comments?
    
    Wichai.
32.4536Fergies just a whinging ......CHEFS::STRATFORDSTue Oct 18 1994 14:2012
    Personally I think the FA have taken a step in the right direction by
    following the FIFA directives. Before anyone, ie Matt, says it cos I
    hate the rest of the British Isles and think that they should be towed
    out into the middle of the Atlantic and bombed, it's not. I understand
    from the press that there are a lot of African and other non-European
    Nations that are pushing for the UK to be treated as one voting nation.
    the minute that happens will be a short hop, skip and jump from one UK
    team which I don't want (although it would provoke a good argument).
    
    As for ManU, it just another reason for Fergie to whinge that everyone
    is against him. I tell you, the guy is starting to sound more and more
    like Marvin The Paranoid Android every day...
32.4537I was born there too KERNEL::WITHALLGCome Here,I think your BeautifulTue Oct 18 1994 14:4521
    
    
    One UK team ?   Mmmmmm
    
    
              
    
                     Seaman
    		     Pearce
                     Le Saux
    		     Adams
    		     Bould
    		     Gascoigne
                     Ince
                     Platt
                     Le Tissier
                     Wright
                     Shearer
    
    
    Le Gazzer.
32.4539Move your arse DenisSIOG::ODONOHOETue Oct 18 1994 17:5910
    
    
    taking on an Irish team of:
    
                           A.Kelly    P.McGrath   S.Staunton
                           D.Irwin    R.keane     D.kelly
                           G.Kelly    J.McAteer   aldo
                           P.Babb     A.Townsend
                                                           :-)
    
32.4540PEKING::ATKINSPPaul Ince makes you winceThu Oct 20 1994 11:206
    Not a bad result,but i think that we did just enough for the win.
    The first half performance was very good by the hole team.
    I would be well pleased if the score line was the same at the Nou Camp.
    
    
    Paul. 
32.4541Roll on Return Match!!PEKING::SHALLOMANORA MOLLAHS!Thu Oct 20 1994 12:2619
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
     
    Man U 2   Barcelona 2
    
    Excellent game lastnight I think Man U deserved a win but a draw will
    do nicely..Ince,Sharpe and Kanchelskis were outstanding but a very good
    team performance except David May for me,I don't think he has a clue at
    rightback and Fergie should have started with Bruce in the centre
    and Parker at RB....
                        
    
    Aron...
32.4542United 2-2 BarcelonaSUBURB::GROOMNAtherton does it with dirty ballsThu Oct 20 1994 12:3634
    
    Another superb advertisement for European football, not quite as
    breathtaking as the Villa-Inter game but still a classic.
    
    Utd were awesome in the first half and were unlucky to be level at the
    break, Hughes nodded the first after a fine flowing move which included
    some jiggery-pokery from Sharpe who looked back to his form of 3/4
    years ago.  Kanchelskis and Sharpe ran rings around the full-backs in
    the first half and Hughes missed a second chance from another Sharpe
    cross (it was difficult but Hughes normally makes them look easy). 
    That man Romario equalised in the 34th, losing his marker and slotting
    between Schmeichel's legs, why Bruce was dropped God only knows, he
    would probably have blocked both Barca's goals, Parker is nowhere near
    match-fit.
    
    The second-half saw a re-shaped Barca (to combat the threat on the
    flanks) slow the game down and totally dominate.  Koeman was able to
    play further forward and supplied some telling balls to his front men. 
    It took 4 minutes for Barcelona to take the lead, a cross from Koeman
    saw an unmarked Bakero have the time to chest the ball down and slam
    the ball beyond Schmeichel.  To their credit, United never gave up. 
    Ince was awesome, some superb tackling, excellent runs and great
    leadership.  It was his determination that created United's equaliser,
    a cross from Keane exquisitely converted by Sharpe.  All in all, a fair
    result, neither team deserved to lose this one and it really sets-up an
    atmosphere in the Nou Camp in a fortnight.
    
    Overall, United performed well, the only under-performer in my book was
    May who was stretchered off midway through the second half.  The
    arrival of Bruce in the defence seemed to inject confidence into the
    midfield who felt comfortable enough to attack again.
    
    
    Nev
32.4543TRUCKS::SANTFeed me, Seymour!!Thu Oct 20 1994 12:537
    
    	Thanks for that Nev. I didn't see the game, but now feel as if
    	I did!
    
    	Good result for us.
    
    	Andy.
32.4544Win only in Nu Camp!TLAV02::WICHAIWONGThu Oct 20 1994 13:1016
    In the very last few minutes after Sharpe equalized for United, we had
    the chance to be the winner.  First, when Sharpe again shot at the
    front of Barza's goal and Nadao (I think) was at the right place and
    clear the ball at the line.  Second, the young Scholls shot across 
    the bar otherwise he would be the young kid who shot at the Champion
    leage game.  I heard that Goteberg derserved the win against
    Galatasaray, so the gap is too close and we must at least have a draw
    result with Barza again, but prefer the win.  If we lost this match and
    Goteberg again deserve the win against Galatasaray in the second match,
    it will be very tough for United to pass to the second round.  Don't
    forget that the game against Goteberg at his home is something tough.
           
    Wichai.
    
     
    
32.4545Ince was everywhere...MASALA::DROONEYLifes a beachThu Oct 20 1994 13:3511
    
    I missed the Villa v's Inter match but it must have been some game
    if,as one of the previous noters says,it was better than this.
    A great game of football by two quality sides which adds great
    credibility to the Champions League format.Barcelona didn`t defend
    in numbers as would normally happen in a home and away Euro tie.
    
    Where does Paul Ince get his energy,he must be the best midfielder
    in Britain at the moment.
    
    Davie
32.4546Match Highlight : Stoichkov smiled in the 67th minute ;-)GENIE::BOLGERJerry Bolger.Thu Oct 20 1994 13:4849
    Re: .4542   - Good report.
    
    
    Personally though, I think that it's very unfair to say that May was
    crap. Crap was never *THAT* bad !!! I think it's time for Fergie to get
    out the checkbook, or else get Parker back to fitness. Does anyone know 
    if he's still going to have the op today given May's suspension following 
    his brain-dead foul on Stoichkov, which probably would have gotten him
    a red card if he hadn't been sat on his arse when he kicked the poor
    innocent Romanian !
    
    I was impressed with Scholes last night, even though he came in late
    on. He showed great confidence in the last couple of minutes attempting
    to chip the keeper who was just off his line. A foot lower and it was
    in the net !
    
    My line-up for the return match, assuming Parker and Keane are both 
    unavailable due to operations. Radio 5 said last night that Keane would 
    have the op if they won and postpone it if they lost - not sure after 
    the draw !  
    
    
    				Schmeichel
    
    		Irwin	    Bruce	Pallister	Sharpe
    
    		Kanchelskis      Butt	   Ince		Giggs
    
    			      Hughes    Scholes
    
    
    If Irwin does swap to right back (he often plays there with Ireland) 
    with Sharpe ate right back, then we need Giggs on the left. With the
    foreigners rule, Keane may as well have his operation now, and play
    Butt in midfield.
    
    
    Anyway, hopefully we can keep up the head of stream through the next
    two weeks. It might sound crazy, but I think it's in our favour that we
    have a tough lineup (Away at Blackburn, Away at Newcastle TWICE and
    then out to Barcelona). A "soft" game on Saturday could cause dangerous
    complacency !
    
    Jerry.  
    
    
    P.S.  Of course if we lose any of the next three games then it'll
    obviously be because we're concentrating on the European Cup ;-)))
                                                                      
32.4547FORTY2::FOWLERMJubileeThu Oct 20 1994 13:5014
Crikey, David May's crap isn't he? 

Best bit of the game was when he took on Stoichkov, fell over twice, and then
hacked him down with a well aimed kick. Pure genius. I can't for the life of me
see why Fergie played David May, a centre back, albeit a crap one, at right back
and Paul Parker, an unfit 5'6" right back at centre back. I'm beginning to
understand why el Big Fatto found it so easy to out-think Fergie in the Coca
Cola Cup. 8-)

I suppose there's even less chance that BFR can sign Lee Sharpe now isn't there?

Ho hum. Viva Barca for the return leg. 8-)

Mike
32.4548Homage to CataloniaUPROAR::LEMPWe danced the Lumbago till dawnThu Oct 20 1994 14:1619
    What was the big idea of not filling the front three rows of seats. The
    commentator said it was because the advertising boards were higher than
    usual. Is this something the clubs have to do - EUFA insist that
    Champions League main sponsors' ads must be bigger and placed in front
    of the stands. Or is it another example of a club cashing in at the 
    expense of the supporter again. If it is the latter then they should be
    ashamed of themselves as it ensured that 3-4000 supporters didn't get
    to see the match live.
    
    Good match. Manu will be happy with the point given the circumstances 
    but as Barca are virtually unstoppable at home I don't think they'll
    get much in the return. The control and passing again (after the
    Romanians) looked very impressive.
    
    Other than the footie, my favourite point was when Ince lost track of
    the ball in a challenge, spent a second or so looking around for it
    only to realise it's stood at his feet.
    
    Paul.  
32.4549SHIPS::EDWARDS_DThu Oct 20 1994 14:3313
    re:-2
    
    I think fergie thought Parker would make a better job of marking
    Romario than David May.  I would make a better job of marking Romario
    than David May - and I'm crap !
    
    re:-1
    
    It is a UEFA requirement that the first 4 rows are left empty.  What
    was unclear was whether it was for safety reasons or because of the
    advertising.  Either way it's shite.
    
    Dave
32.4550UEFAUEFAUEFAUEFAUEFAUEFAMUFC::TONYThu Oct 20 1994 14:4218
    re:-1
    
    It is a UEFA requirement that the first 4 rows are left empty.  What
    was unclear was whether it was for safety reasons or because of the
    advertising.  Either way it's shite.
    
    Dave



Nothing to do with UEFA requirements...The simple fact was that the UEFA
advertising boards were higher that the perimeter fence  thus making the
first 3/4 rows restricted viewing. United took the decision not to sell
tickets for those rows. I should say that this was not a problem in the West
and South stands..

Tony
32.4551I thought the barbed wire on top of ad boards was a bit OTT ;-)GENIE::BOLGERJerry Bolger.Thu Oct 20 1994 14:4311
    
    Swiss TV offered the opinion thet the empty rows were a secrutiy
    requirement. Preumeably UEFA reckon that's it's more difficult to hit a
    player with something thrown from the fourth row than from the first row.
    
    Although, now that I'm writing this, I seem to recall, vaguely, where
    some player fell over the adertising boards into the crowd and ended up
    exchanging remarks and/or blows with the locals !  Or am I just
    dreaming ???
    
    Jerry.
32.4552SHIPS::EDWARDS_DThu Oct 20 1994 16:154
    re:.4550
    
    The security guy near us said that UEFA had instructed Utd to leave
    those rows clear.  Then again, why should he know ?
32.4553Minor error ...GENIE::BOLGERJerry Bolger.Thu Oct 20 1994 19:5712
    Re: .4546
    
    Ooops, I mistakenly said that both our upcoming games against Newcastle 
    are away. The CCC game (26th) is indeed an away game, but the league
    match on Sat. 29th, is at Old Trafford.
    
    I also forgot to mention that we have nice easy game on the Saturday
    after we beat Barcelona in Spain. A stroll against Aston Villa, for
    which Fergie will probably play the reserves ;-)
    
    Jerry.
                                           
32.4554move your arse denisSIOG::ODONOHOEThu Oct 20 1994 20:105
    Can someone please inform me of the extent of May's ingury
    as it looked pretty bad last night.
    
    
    
32.4555OoopsSHIPS::EDWARDS_DThu Oct 20 1994 20:186
    re:.4553
    
    You've made another mistake Jerry - the Villa game is live on Sky on
    the Sunday.  Just not your day is it.
    
    Dave
32.4556SHIPS::EDWARDS_DThu Oct 20 1994 20:204
    ..and you implied that Stoichkov was Romanian in .4546.  I believe he's
    Bulgarian.
    
    Dave (desperately searching through all Jerry's notes)
32.4557The European story.ESSB::MCUNNIFFEI'm the new RomarioFri Oct 21 1994 03:5246
    Man Utd 2 Barcelona 2

I was as sick as a parrot when Hughes got the first goal for Utd. Things
obviously improved when Romario made that diagonal run to put the ball under
Schmiecel's legs and I was over the moon when Bakero got the lead goal for
Barca. The flukey goal by Sharpe was a bit disappointing but that's football,
it's a funny old game. Still there were some positive things to come out of
this game. Utd. seem to have a few players who could be out for a while and they
have Blackburn (L), Newcastle (Cokey), Newcastle (L),  Barcelona, Aston Villa 
(L) and Man city (L). So hopefully, things will turn sour for theem.

It's a pity Romario was denied by Bruce for a winning goal.

Hopefully, Barca and Gotenburg will come out of this group. Utd. will never
dominate the European cup like Liverpool did during the late 70's and early
80's.

Liverpool                                              Man Utd.

1977                                                   1968
Rome Liverpool 3 Borussia Munchen Gladbach 1           Wembley
     McDermott   Simonsen                              Man Utd 4
     Neal                                              Benfica 1
     Smith

1978
Wembley Liverpool 1 Bruges 0
        Dalglish 

1981
Paris   Liverpool 1 Real Madrid 0
        Kennedy Alan

1984
Rome    Liverpool 1 Roma 1
        Neal        Pruzzo
        (Liverpool win 4-2 on pens Neal, Rush, Souness & Alan Kennedy)
 
I am definately an ABU. I'll have my Blackburn hat on Saturday.

    C
    U
C U N N O 
    N
    O
32.4558-1 joking surelyKERNEL::WITHALLGCome Here,I think your BeautifulFri Oct 21 1994 12:178
    
    Is this man for real, I can't believe the last note .4557
    
    
    
    Not once did he mention Mays injury.
    
    Gazzer
32.4559I know, I know - It's on Sunday !!!GENIE::BOLGERJerry Bolger.Fri Oct 21 1994 12:2914
    Re: .4555 & .4556
    
    Dave,
    
    The only excuse I can offer for my inaccuracies is that I went to bed
    early on Wednesday night (after the game) and didn't have even a trace
    of a hangover yesterday. Obviously, I'm just not used to Noting while
    feeling fresh and well ;-)
    
    Anyway, I had a late night last night and feel a bit rough today, so
    I'm predicting a 2-1 victory for the Devils tomorrow.
    
    Jerry.
          
32.4560Who the f**k are Liverpool ?SHIPS::EDWARDS_DFri Oct 21 1994 12:3619
    Just picked up a copy of Novembers Four-Four-Two and it includes an
    article regarding teams performances in the league since 1946.  The
    main section of the article looked at a clubs average league position
    since the war, assuming that 1st in the old Div 2 would equate to
    position 23 etc
    
    The top 3 in reverse order were :
    
    3rd - Liverpool
    
    2nd - Arsenal
    
    1st - MANCHESTER UNITED
    
    Are you reading this Mr Cunno ?  There's no point listing your 3
    million championship wins (all with Five chins Whelan in the team). 
    The crowd are on the pitch, it's all over, UNITED are simply the best !
    
    Dave
32.4561UPROAR::LEMPWe danced the Lumbago till dawnFri Oct 21 1994 12:387
    >Not once did he mention Mays injury.
    
    I can only assume that he's too disappointed to mention it. After all,
    with May out for a few games Manu have a better chance of winning.
    That'd really sicken Cunno.
    
    Paul.
32.45621946?COMICS::HAWLEYIYou ain't seen me...roit?!Fri Oct 21 1994 13:0112
    
    > regarding teams performances in the league since 1946.
    
    I thought it was Liverpool fans who lived on "past glories".
    Try doing it since 1970 and I think you'd find that Liverpool would be
    ahead by a long, LONG way.
    
    
    Ian.
    
    pp. cunno
    
32.4563GENIE::BOLGERJerry Bolger.Fri Oct 21 1994 14:261
    My dad's bigger than your dad so get stuffed !
32.4564SIOG::PANESDisplaced personaFri Oct 21 1994 14:2813
Lifted from the net. 


Q. How many Man Utd fans to change a light bulb

A. 540,001 - One to change it, 40,000 to pretend they've been changing it for
   years and 500,000 to buy the away shirt
  


Hugs,

Stuart
32.4565GENIE::GOODEJMr Dragon - 761 4831Fri Oct 21 1994 14:3210
    
    Stuart
    
    	ok, so you didn't make this "joke" up yourself....but you lifted it
    from the net.
    
    	Jerry, is your dad really bigger than someone else's? If he is, I
    can only assume your mum's a dwarf! 8-)
    
    JBG
32.4566Re: -2 (I'm just ignoring the Welsh git !)GENIE::BOLGERJerry Bolger.Fri Oct 21 1994 14:328
    Wrong !
    
    The correct answer is 540,002
    
    After all, someone has to compare the new lightbulb to George Best ;-)
    
    
    Jerry.
32.4567GENIE::GOODEJMr Dragon - 761 4831Tue Oct 25 1994 17:0214
    
    	Heard on Sky News last night that the FA have come to their senses
    and agreed to let Alex Ferguson play a mainly reserve team in Coca-Cola
    Cup matches. The report went on to say that the FA have recommended
    that in future, clubs involved in European Competitions be given an
    automatic bye into the last 32 in the CCC.
    	I suppose some will see this as the FA sucking up to United again,
    but this is really a victory for common sense and all the top teams
    will benefit (well, those with a reserve side as good as United's 8-).
    
    JBG
    
    Ps. if all goes well this weekend, Forest could be back on top again
    8-)
32.4568Cowardice reings supreme at Lytham St. AnnesCHEFS::STRATFORDSTue Oct 25 1994 17:2514
    Actually, it was the Football League who wimped out when they had a
    glorious opportunity to bring the whinging Jock back down to earth. 
    
    There was a note on Ceefax last night (or the night before) that unless
    the Premier Division is cut to 18 teams by 1997/8 the winners of the
    League Cup under any guise will not be invited into European
    Competitions. Given that the greedy sh1ts who run the Premier League
    will not cut it any further it would appear that the League Cup is
    about nto go the way of the Texaco Trophy, the Watney Cup, the
    Anglo-Scottish Cup and other non -entity tournaments so I guess that
    we can look at a mass exodous from that  competition in 1997/8 by the
    PL teams...
    
    Stuart
32.4569UPROAR::LEMPWe danced the Lumbago till dawnTue Oct 25 1994 18:269
    Quite ironic really - the Premier League, by *not* cutting down it's
    members to 18 will put the nail in the Leagues most prestigious trophy.
    
    Does the League have a legal right to make all PL teams play in the
    CCC? Was this part of the "divorce settlement" when the PL split from
    the League?
    
    Paul.
    
32.4570Great news for Cardiff City?AIMTEC::WICKS_ABrazil v Italy - I was there!Tue Oct 25 1994 18:469
    re .4567 (JBG)
    
    Presumably the FA's authority extends to the winners of the Welsh Cup
    and we will see the mighty bluebirds reach the last 32 of the Coke for
    the first time since Harold Wilson was PM.
    
    regards
    
    Andrew.D.Wicks
32.4571CHEFS::STRATFORDSTue Oct 25 1994 19:2216
    Paul,
    
    I understood that the League forced the Mancs to enter the CCC this
    season as part of the "divorce". I suppose that when push comes to
    shove, the FA and the League will bargain with EUFA so that England are
    made the exception. Given that only Man U and Arsenal voted for the PL
    to be cut from 20 to 18 a year or so ago, it seems unlikely that any
    other chairmen, ie Ron Noades, are going to turn down the revenue that
    the extra league games generate on the off chance that one season in
    every twenty one of the smaller clubs will win the CCC and get into
    Europe. 
    
    Once again, it seems pure greed will get in the way of progress.
    
    Stuart
     
32.4572FORTY2::ASHMail Interchange Group, ReadingTue Oct 25 1994 20:269
>    Once again, it seems pure greed will get in the way of progress.
    
Yes, but . . . if your team finishes 4th bottom in the season when they cut 
the division, are you still in favour of 'progress'?

There's so much money swilling around in the PL today, you can understand all 
the Chairmen making sure they're still in it.

g
32.4573WARNUT::PICKERINGSSimon PickeringTue Oct 25 1994 20:5013
    re .4568
    Isn't this the wrong way round? If the PL is cut to 18 teams then the
    League Cup winners can't enter Europe as there will be too many teams
    from the PL in Europe from one national league.
    
    >it was the Football League who wimped out when they had a
    >glorious opportunity to bring the whinging Jock back down to earth. 
    
    Kevin Keegan was saying that clubs in Europe should be given byes until
    the 4th round of FA & league cups. Seems to think Newcastle are going
    to win the league and have the same fixture congestion as United!
    
    Also, is KK a Jock.....
32.4574I might regret this!WOTVAX::HARDYPTue Oct 25 1994 21:177
    After tomorrow night KK WILL have more fixture congestion that the Jock!
    
    And after Saturday KK will still have the league title to think about!
    
    Peter
    
    
32.4575What a Goal from SharpyESSB::BLONGPREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS 1993 &amp; 1994Tue Oct 25 1994 22:1732
32.4576Sparky still at O.T. or not?TLAV02::WICHAIWONGWed Oct 26 1994 06:548
    Heard that the boards of United offered just only the new one-year
    contract to Hughes, while he want the guarantee for 3 years contract
    which will give him about 1 million pounds.  I think the boards try
    not to keep Hughes until he reach 35 years old.  This is not fair 
    to the superb sparky.  I want him to retire at the Old Trafford, not
    the other club.  More comments?
    
    Wichai
32.4577GENIE::GOODEJMr Dragon - 761 4831Wed Oct 26 1994 10:235
    
    Re -.4570
    
    Andrew,
    	surely you mean Shrewsbury Town?? 8-)
32.4578His eyes are far too close together for a sane personYUPPY::PANESDuke of UrlWed Oct 26 1994 11:545
32.4579It's all down to money again...CHEFS::STRATFORDSWed Oct 26 1994 12:1321
    Also, why do other players follow suit and wear collars up? Myself, I
    believe that the shirt manufacturers make collars with the special
    "flyaway" look and it is all part of a plot to conquer the world by
    Umbro and force people to wear their crappy shirt designs as some sort
    of uniform...What do you mean it's happened already?
    
    Going back to the CCC, this mornings Telegraph came out with a rather
    interesting comment. England/Scotland are the only countries in UEFA
    that have an established League Cup. Apparently, the French started one
    this season with the explicit go-ahead of UEFA and have a "deal" that
    enables the winners to enter the UEFA Cup. Strikes me that the FA have
    done a bit of dirty dealing behind the Leagues back which means that
    the League have to accept the fact that the PL clubs will pull
    out of the CCC. The same article talks of the formation of a PL
    Division 2 because of the money differential between the League and the
    PL. I understood that the PL was formed with the proviso that there
    would not be a PL Div 2. My, my how times change (and bank balances
    fall!).
    
    Stuart
    
32.4580It's no laughing matter !GENIE::BOLGERJerry Bolger.Wed Oct 26 1994 12:1513
    Stuart,
    
    Eric wears the collar of his shirt up due to a very severe allergy to
    bee-stings. He apparently has a deep horror of bees finding their way
    inside his shirt and for this reason prefers to turn up the collar
    which is rather loose when worn normally.
    
    I'm sure that he'll be very concerned to hear that it upsets you so
    much.
    
    
    Jerry.
          
32.4581UPROAR::LEMPWe danced the Lumbago till dawnWed Oct 26 1994 12:2820
    >Isn't this the wrong way round? If the PL is cut to 18 teams then the
    >League Cup winners can't enter Europe as there will be too many teams
    >from the PL in Europe from one national league.
    
    Don't think so Simon. I thought that EUFA were saying that entries from
    League Cup Winners will not be accepted if that country has more than
    18 teams in it's top division. It's basically an inducement to the FA's
    of all countries to reduce to 18 teams in the top flight. I always
    thought that it was up to the FA where they allocated EUFA places
    anyway, so what's to stop them just transferring the CCC winner's place
    back into the league.
    
    >Also, is KK a Jock.....
    
    I think he's from Yorkshire or Lincolnshire. Didn't he play for Scunny
    and was rejected by Doncaster Rovers (come in Mike Fowler....) or
    something like that. KK did play for England once or twice remember!
    
    Paul.
    
32.4582FORTY2::FOWLERMJubileeWed Oct 26 1994 13:155
KK is from Sunny Scunny. He played for them around the same time as Ray Clemence
I think. I'm not sure whether he got dumped by Donny, but it wouldn't surprise
me.

Mike
32.4583UNTADE::TOPWed Oct 26 1994 15:517
    Mike,
    
    I heard recently (it might have been in here somewhere) that Donny was
    twinned with Rotherham - is this correct? - it certainly sounds
    plausible.
    
    Curious of Barnsley.
32.4584Not the biggest, but could be the bestWOTVAX::NORTHSWed Oct 26 1994 16:3633
    
    
    RE: .4575
    
    Couple of points to note.
    
    
    	The reason that Blackburn can give the visitors a reasonable
    	allocation of tickets, is because Blackburn have had the sense
    	to build a stadium of sufficient size to do this - Unlike some
    	other clubs we could mention.
    
    	I don't know which game you were watching in the first half but
    	upto the penalty, United were outplayed by Rovers.  The second
    	was predictable.
    
    	A report recently came out showing what percentage of fans live within
    	10 miles of the ground,  Blackburn came top of this with over 90%
    	whereas United came bottom.  We may not get 40,000 every week but
    	at least the 25,000 we do get are  Blackburn through and through.
    
    	You were quite right, when you said that Ewood was becoming a nice
    	stadium, it will be better once they knock down the Walkersteel
    	stand.
    
    
    	See you at Old Trafford next year, If I can get a ticket??
    
    	regards
    	Stephen
    
      
    	 
32.4585Yawn !!!!!SHIPS::EDWARDS_DWed Oct 26 1994 17:0517
    re:-1
    
    I don't think Utd were outplayed by Rovers.  Admittedly, you looked the
    more dangerous, but Utd had the majority of the posession and were
    creating chances, one of which led to the penalty.  Utd were more than
    in the game at 1-0.  If you were winning 3 or 4-0 then I might agree
    with you.  I think all this talk about the game turning completely on
    the penalty has gone way out of hand.  Don't forget you were winning
    2-1 with only 10 men and about 35mins to go.  Utd's main threat in the
    2nd half came down the right against Le Saux, not the side where Berg
    was missing.  The reason Utd won so convincingly is that Le Saux had a
    stinker in the 2nd half - KanKan was simply too good/quick for him.
    
    
    By the way, Leeds were bottom in that survey not United !!!!
    
    Dave
32.4586FORTY2::ASHMail Interchange Group, ReadingWed Oct 26 1994 19:287
32.4587Oh yeah, what about May's ankle ?GENIE::BOLGERJerry Bolger.Wed Oct 26 1994 19:3519
    Re: Reserve teams etc.
    
    Anyone know what the story is regarding the operations for Messrs.
    Keane and Parker. Have they gone ahead, or if not why not and when ? 
    (i.e. before, during(!) or after the next EC match ?)
    
    Thanks !
    
    
    Re: Excuses :
    
    Yup Grahame,
    
    We at Manchester United feel that the two-nil victory that we will
    achieve tonight is not as good as we should deliver to our loyal
    (albeit far-flung) fans. As a result, the reasons for this disapointing
    scoreline against the NKOTB are bieng made known in advance ;-)
    
    Jerry.
32.4588FORTY2::ASHMail Interchange Group, ReadingWed Oct 26 1994 18:403
No, Jerry, you're definitely not getting a reply to that today!

g
32.4589Hope it's a good oneESSB::BLONGPREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS 1993 &amp; 1994Wed Oct 26 1994 21:447
32.4590GENIE::GOODEJMr Dragon - 761 4831Thu Oct 27 1994 11:278
    
    Well done Jerry, you're 2:0 prediction was absolutely spot on
    
    ....well, almost absolutely spot on
    
    ....ok, so the wrong team one! 8-)
    
    JBG
32.4591WARNUT::PICKERINGSSimon PickeringThu Oct 27 1994 12:1810
    RE: .4575
    
        >The reason that Blackburn can give the visitors a reasonable
    	>allocation of tickets, is because Blackburn have had the sense
    	>to build a stadium of sufficient size to do this - Unlike some
    	>other clubs we could mention.
    
    Just goes to show, I thought it was because Blackburn got small crowds
    and needed to fill their stadium somehow.
    
32.4592Where the hell was Andy Cole ???GENIE::BOLGERJerry Bolger.Thu Oct 27 1994 13:1055
    Oh well,
    
    Well done to Newcastle. I think Fergie did the right thing last night
    in sticking by most of his youngsters in the starting lineup last
    night. Retaining the services of Bruce and Pallister at the back with
    Irwin alongside them (until he went off injured) was a sensible move to
    counter the Newcastle attack.  The Babes did very well in the first
    half and gave Newcastle a few scares. The combination of McClair's
    experience with the youthful exuberance of Scholes, Gillespie, Butt and
    Beckham (sp?) proved a handful for the often suspect Newcastle defence.
    
    
    The United starting line-up included regulars Pallister, Bruce, Irwin,
    McClair and Butt (ish).  Sharpe was on the bench and came on
    ten-minutes into the second half to relieve Irwin who was reportedly
    carrying an injury. Sharpe was subsequently floored and hobbled off the
    pitch to be replaced by Tomlinson. 
    
    Shortly afterwards Kitson (I think) tried to amputate one of Butt's legs 
    in front of the Newcatsle bench. In spite of the fact that the United 
    physio was still across the pitch walking back with Sharpe, the Newcastle 
    physio didn't bother to get up and assist Butt. Not the most sporting 
    behaviour ! The Radio 5 commentators were none too impressed !
    
    Anyway, when a goal was eventually scored in the 82nd minute it came as
    a huge relief. Although it was for the wrong team (courtesy of an
    Albert header), I was much happier at the prospect of losing 1-0 than 
    finishing 0-0 and having to face a replay in two weeks time. Fergie had 
    other ideas, and decided to push for the equaliser by pushing Bruce up 
    front alongside McClair with  Scholes dropping in behind them. It 
    backfired when Kitson knocked in Newcastle's second in the 87th minute 
    to seal the victory.
    
    At least Fergie stuck to his plans and stayed loyal to his "Babes". If
    I remember correctly, at the time of the Stoke matches, some of the usual 
    crew in here forecasted sweeping changes to the CCC lineup if we drew 
    stronger opposition in the later rounds. Well I guess they were wrong
    in this case (and we won't be in any of the later rounds so we'll never
    know, will we !).
    
    

    The United lineup was as follows (I'm missing one, but I can't
    forthelifeofme think who it is - sorry):
    
    Walsh, Neville, Bruce, Pallister, Irwin, McClair, Butt, Gillespie,
    Beckham(sp?), and Scholes.
    
    Subs Used:   Sharpe for Irwin (ca. 53); Tomlinson for Sharpe (ca 75).
    
    
    I predict a few changes to this lineup for Saturday. Hopefully, both 
    Irwin and Sharpe will be fully recovered.
    
    Jerry.
32.4593Bit overconfident in the Europe front aren't we?CHEFS::STRATFORDSThu Oct 27 1994 13:279
    There's a lot of bravado being shown by the Mancs at the moment. What
    they seem to have conveniently forgotten is that the CCC represented
    their best chance of getting into Europe next season. They have fallen
    into the same trap that the Arse did in 1991/2 when we fully expected
    to win the European Cup and ended up with sod all. 
    
    Such is life...
    
    Stuart
32.4594GENIE::GOODEJMr Dragon - 761 4831Thu Oct 27 1994 13:4318
    
    Stuart,
    
    	its really a question of priorities. Top priority must be to finish
    as high as possible in the league. Whilst United are not the all
    conquering team they were last year, they still look good for a top 5
    league finish which gives them a very good chance of a place in Europe.
    As far as revenue goes, the Premier League & Champions League are far
    and away the most important for United. Whats left? The FA & Cokey
    Cups. Both offer the chance of a place in Europe but there comes a
    point where you spread your resources too thinly, even for a squad as
    big and as good as United's.
    	Ferguson obviously believes its better to give 3 competitions your
    best shot than to try for 4 & find you can't sustain the effort. Seems
    like a wise move to me.....and anyway, it gives the smaller clubs like
    Notts County a chane! 8-)
    
    JBG
32.4595SHIPS::EDWARDS_DThu Oct 27 1994 13:4717
    re:-2
    
    Davies is the player you missed out.
    
    re:-1
    
    No bravado - just facing facts that the "best" team cannot be expected
    to compete flat out in every game.  This way, Fergie has had a chance
    to see some of the kids in top matches without risking what he
    considers to be Utds main objectives.  I don't think the CCC is Utds
    best route into Europe next season.  Even if they don't win the League
    or Euro Cup, I'm sure they'll finish in the top 3 which would guarantee
    them qualification.  ON that point, I heard on the radio that England
    are being given another UEFA slot next season for their "fair play" in
    recent years !!!!!!!!  Perhaps now the scousers will qualify as well !
    
    Dave
32.4596TRUCKS::SANTFeed me, Seymour!!Thu Oct 27 1994 16:197
    
    	>perhaps now the scousers will qualify as well!
    
    	Unfortunately they probably will. And there'll go the fair play
    	tag again...8-(
    
    	Andy.
32.4597no cantona's at Anfield, pal!COMICS::HAWLEYIYou ain't seen me...roit?!Thu Oct 27 1994 18:308
    
    Andy,
    
    > And there'll go the fair play tag again...8-(
    
    When was the last time a Liverpool player got sent off?
        
    Ian.
32.4598SHIPS::EDWARDS_DThu Oct 27 1994 18:474
    re:-1
    
    Didn't Robbie Fowler get sent off playing for England U-21 a couple of
    weeks ago ?
32.4599send em round to MOSS SIDE!COMICS::HAWLEYIYou ain't seen me...roit?!Thu Oct 27 1994 19:196
    
    I'd hardly say that it puts them up with the bad-lads from Salford
    though, does it? I mean, Cantona has been sent off more times this
    season than probably the whole Liverpool team put together!
    
    Ian.
32.4600SHIPS::EDWARDS_DThu Oct 27 1994 19:339
    Well, if the season starts with the Charidy Shield, then, up to now,
    Cantona ain't been sent off this season.  So that makes ...
    
    Whole of the Liverpool team put together 1
    Nice man from France                     0
    
    back to you .....
    
    Dave
32.4601:-)COMICS::HAWLEYIYou ain't seen me...roit?!Thu Oct 27 1994 20:007
    
    Dave,
    
    Do some work.
    
    Ian.
    :)
32.4602A MAG WRITESUPROAR::THOMASMIf knowledge is power, I'd be a 1.5 volt batteryFri Oct 28 1994 11:5227
Some good boys you've got there. Radio 5 annoyed me, by appearing to believe 
that we should give you some sort of hammering. Against Bruce, Pallister & Irwin 
- I think not. Sure we didn't play as well as we can, but your boys made sure of 
that by doing all the right things - closing down well, denying space, looking 
dangerous on the break, etc. Want to sell any of them ???????

Note .4573 rattled on about the fixture congestion your poor stars are having to 
put up with. I have one point to make;

		GAMES PLAYED to 28/10/94
		PREM	EUR	CCC	TOT
Man Utd		11	3	3	17
Newcastle	11	3	3	17

I wonder if any readers can spot the similarity.

Not that you're wrong to play the lads - I only wish our reserves were good 
enough to do the same. The old cliche about them being good enough to get into 
most other Premiership first-teams is very true.

Well done for the Blackburn result. I've been to Blackburn 3 times to watch the 
Mags, all before either team got promoted, and I can remember looking at the 
average crowds in the programme - 6 or 7 thou for an average game, 12 or 13 for 
the Mags. "Where were you when you were s**t" is spot on!!. Nice to see Kenny 
even more miserable than usual.

Now, do you want us to beat City in the next round ?
32.4603Success breeds supportorssWOTVAX::NORTHSFri Oct 28 1994 17:1011
    Re: 4602.
    
    When Newcastle were in the lower reaches of the 2nd division, how may
    LOYAL fans were attending St James;  30,000 I think not.
    
    Where were YOU when you were S--T
    
    regards
    Stephen
    Kennys Barmy Army
    
32.4604CHEFS::STRATFORDSFri Oct 28 1994 17:184
    I think that they were probably still getting higher crwods than
    Blackburn tho'.
    
    Stuart
32.4605How manyWOTVAX::NORTHSFri Oct 28 1994 19:1618
    
    re.  4604
    
    I probally agree, but look at the size of Newcastle to Blackburn.
    
    What we are looking at here is the increase in the crowds since the 
    teams have become successful.
    
    It really winds me up when people start talking about crowds that teams
    used to get.  Its is surely good for football is crowds increase
    throughout the game.
    
    Teams like Blackburn are never going to match the crowds of the big
    city clubs, United, Liverpool, Newcastle as they just don't have the
    catchment area.
    
    Regards
    Stephen
32.4606TRUCKS::SANTRelax - I do believe it's working!Fri Oct 28 1994 19:3621
         
    	Blackburn have done very well to attract so many supporters. You
    	can argue that many of them would drift away if things turned
    	sour, but this is a genuinely-passionate area for football, and
    	they've been starved of success in the rgion since the 60's. By
    	success I mean having a "top" club.
    
    	Burnley and Bolton have both had spells in the top bracket in
    	the region. Blackburn are enjoying theirs.
    
    	Some clubs get to the top (ie. Premier League) and NEVER attract
    	the support. QPR, Swindon, Wimbledon (obviously there is the odd
    	exceptional crowd when Man United are in town ;-)
    
    	Blackburn do well to get 25k regularly. They *could* enjoy a
    	lengthy spell at the top. It remains to be seen whether Mr Dalglish
    	learnt anything from his spell in charge at Anfield when he let
    	the youth of the club suffer at the expense of buying in
   	established, expensive players...
                                    
    	Andy.
32.4607YESSB::MCUNNIFFEI'm the new RomarioSat Oct 29 1994 22:0320
29/10/94

Mancs 2     Newcastle 0
Pallister
Gillespie

A win for the Mancs totally against the run of play. Newcastle dominated the
whole game and should have been five or six goals up at the break. Two goals
on the break gave the Mancs a flukey win.

Come on Barcelona
Come on Barcelona
Come on Barcelona
Come on Narcelona



C U N N O

32.4608MARVIN::MORRELLBaby.. Baby.. We change... anything we want too... Sun Oct 30 1994 18:415
    >Come on Barcelona
    
    	Couldn't agree with you more Cunno!! :->
    
    	Rick.
32.4610Face value + 1 beerISIDRO::BREADIEMon Oct 31 1994 00:155
    Looks like I have one spare ticket for Wednesday night. Anyone
    interested mail me on MDRA1::Breadie
    
    Regards
    D
32.4611Running scared ...GENIE::BOLGERJerry Bolger.Mon Oct 31 1994 12:2229
    Oh well, from the previous replies (excluding -1) it seems that the
    excellent performance by a clearly superior Manchester United team has
    worried the usual collection of moaners and whingers. The prospect of
    Manchester United taking the Premiership for the third year in
    succession has even brought Martin out of retirement to enter more
    drivel.
    
    However, fortunately we who support this truly great team are above
    rising to such transparent baiting. We can content ourselves by looking
    at the trophy cabinet, while others need to consult the history books.
    
    Anyway, an excellent perfomance by the lads on Saturday. Pallister's
    first goal in a year started things off after 12 minutes. A well taken
    header from a Giggs free-kick did the damage. Chances were created and
    missed at both ends. Giggs was taken off in the second half and his
    replacement, Northern Ireland international Gillespie, showed some
    great skill to take the ball from just outside the box and finish with
    a cracking shot to the roof of the net giving Smirnoff (it's easier to
    spell) no chance in the Newcastle goal.
    
    With Blackburn defeating Forrest (also 2-0), the top of the Premiership
    is more closer than it was on Friday. It also makes one wonder if
    Newcastle and Forrest can really go all the way this year. Both teams
    seriously missed the services of the star strikers at the weekend. (If
    I heard correctly, both Cole and Colleymore are out for a month).
    
    Now down to the real business on Wednesday ;-)
    
    Jerry,
32.4612TRUCKS::SANTRelax - I do believe it's working!Mon Oct 31 1994 12:3018
    
    	Well it's now looking like this season's champions will come from
    	one of the current top five. You have to include Liverpool now,
    	they're really putting together a useful side.
    
    	Newcastle missed Cole. United on the other hand shrugged off their
    	missing players, and in fact Keane at right back looks very handy
    	indeed. The hi-lites that I saw on MotD made Man U. look pretty
    	awesome, tremendous power-play, passing, quick breaks, and Ince
    	looked to be on top form. Although Newcastle missed a couple of
    	chances, they can have no complaints about the result. With
    	better finishing and Srnicek not having a blinder it could have
    	been 5 or 6 nil. That would have been harsh.
    
    	With Blackburn beating Forest, the whole race is brewing up nicely!
    
    	Andy.
             
32.4613Or "Less looser" maybe !GENIE::BOLGERJerry Bolger.Mon Oct 31 1994 12:366
    Re: -2
    
    I can't believe that I typed "more closer".  I should of course have
    said "more competitiver" ;-)
    
    Jerry.
32.4614But it's all been down to lucky breaks ;-)GENIE::BOLGERJerry Bolger.Mon Oct 31 1994 12:435
    
    I forgot to mention that this continues United's home run this season.
    So far they've won every game and conceeded no goals in the premiership.
    
    Jerry.
32.4615Referees againWARNUT::PICKERINGSSimon PickeringMon Oct 31 1994 12:448
The one black mark on Saturday was Bruce getting booked again. He now misses
3 games after the Manchester derby.

This after Howey nearly pulled Kanchelskis' shoulder out of joint and wasn't
even booked never mind being sent off...

What will be a disgrace is if Berg gets let of for his sending off at Blackburn,
and Bruce's facical bokking there still counts.
32.4616A few lunchtime thoughtsCOMICS::HAWLEYIYou ain't seen me...roit?!Mon Oct 31 1994 16:4022
    That Gillespie is a bit of a find. Titles and trophies are won mainly
    by clubs that have strength in depth and that, I think, is why the
    mancs will continue to be a force at the highest level for many seasons
    to come. Players have 'off' periods in their careers and you must have
    the players to cover that, look at Giggs for example, yet theres always
    a top class player to cover.
    I think some other clubs can't do this because their players arent 
    prepared to be in the reserve team for a period of time. 
    At Old Trafford this is different because its enough of an incentive just 
    playing for a club like that. It makes people want to stay on in the
    reserves and attempt to work their way into the first team.
    Its like what happened at Anfield a couple of seasons ago. Liverpool had 
    a lot of seasoned professionals who simply didnt want to have to fight
    to get into the team. At Manchester theres always 16+ players fighting
    for those precious places. I suppose its a good youth policy that has
    produced this fortuitous position at Old Trafford, it certainly cant
    just be money, i mean, look at Blackburn. they are a good team but just
    feel so shallow from where i'm sat. 
    Dont get me wrong...i think money CAN buy a championship, but I dont
    think it can buy domination.
    
    Ian.
32.4617TRUCKS::SANTRelax - I do believe it's working!Mon Oct 31 1994 17:357
    
    	Bloody hell, Ian. I find myself in the incredible position of
    	having to agree with what you say ;-)
    
    	Wise words, mate, in a premier-leaguetastic kinda way.
    
    	Andy.
32.4618There still in nappy'sWOTVAX::NORTHSTue Nov 01 1994 20:1017
    
    Ian,
    
    Some good points, and I totally agree.
    
    re Blackburn,  a good youth policy is built up over many years and I
    can assure you that Blackburn are activily setting this up but it
    will take time for good quality youngsters to appear.  In the meantime,
    Kenny has had to buy a squad that will challange for the championship.
    
    Don't forget that only 3 season ago, we were a bad second division side 
    going no-where.  
      
    
    regards
    Stephen
    
32.4620Battle at the Nou CampESSB::BLONGPREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS 1993 &amp; 1994Wed Nov 02 1994 15:5417
32.4621A draw is the best you can hope forCHEFS::STRATFORDSWed Nov 02 1994 15:586
    > A defeat won't see us out...
    
    No but it will make it extremely difficult for you to qualify if
    Gothenborg win in Turkey tonight.
    
    Stuart
32.4622BUSSTP::DREESWed Nov 02 1994 17:0412
    
    re -2
    
    Is Giggs classed as foreign?  I would have thought considering he's
    came thru' the Man Utd ranks and played all his football in England
    he would be classed as assimilated like Hughes.
    
    Del.
    
    ps. You wanna sell that big daft Dane and sign a quality English
    keeper. That would leave Fergie to use any 3 foreigners outfield.  
    
32.4623GiggsyESSB::BLONGPREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS 1993 &amp; 1994Wed Nov 02 1994 19:044
32.4624CHEFS::STRATFORDSWed Nov 02 1994 19:137
    Given that his form is sporadic at best, Utd's chances will be greatly
    enhanced by his absence.
    
    Presumably his assimilation status was greatly enhanced by captaining
    England schoolboys 8-)
    
    Stuart
32.46254-0 Oh! No!TLAV02::WICHAIWONGThu Nov 03 1994 05:2423
    The result 4-0 for Barcelona against United make us in really bad 
    situation since IFK Gotenberg also beat Galatasaray.  We're dropped
    into the 3rd place and how about the remaining 2 matches.  It's tough
    and we must get the victory only.  Giggs's under-performance and 
    got no ball.  He cannot gave any pressure to Barza.  I miss Dublin
    because he's English and may be better than the younger player we have
    like Scholes, I mean experience.  I hope Cantona will help us neither
    more or less since he'll come back in Champion League.  If possible,
    Sharpe has to come back too.  The 11 player should be:-
    
                  Schmeichel
    
    May       Bruce     Pallister      Irwin
    
    Kan Kan     Ince    Butts         Sharpe
    
               Hughes  Cantona
    
    I hope these players will help United beat Gothenberg in the next
    match.
    
    Wichai.
    
32.4626PEKING::WILSOND1DAVE WILSON @WLCThu Nov 03 1994 10:577
    
    Its worrying that the team that has proved itself the best in England 
    over the last few seasons can be completley outclassed at this level.
    
    Barcelona were brilliant.
    
    Dave...
32.46274-0 4-0 4-0 4-0 4-0 4-0 4-0 4-0 4-0 4-0 4-0 4-0PEKING::BAREFIELDABLUE IS THE COLOURThu Nov 03 1994 11:108
    
    Total quality....   I couldn't have wished for a better result, the
    Mancs had no chance of beating this mob and they only beat the Kebab
    sellers 1-0 at home...
    
    Thanks for the memories..
    
    Andy..B                  
32.4628ha ha heeFORTY2::JONESNeilThu Nov 03 1994 11:366
    
    Alex Ferguson must be the most miserable manager in the Premier League.
    The look on his face when Barcelona went 4-0 up was almost as amusing
    as the result. 
    
    Neil
32.4629The third was the best goal you'll see for a whileCHEFS::STRATFORDSThu Nov 03 1994 12:1020
    The look on the faces of C@ntona and Schmeichel made the match worth 
    watching. United's European prospects were put into perspective last
    night and basically, they haven't got any prospects!! They need 4
    points to qualify and it is unlikely that they will get them 8-)
    
    Rather more worringly for Fergie must be the fact that the only
    accurate shot they had all night was when Nicky "Fag" Butt volleyed
    Koeman in the face 8-)
    
    Before all the whingy whiny excuses about not being allowed to play
    foreigners abound in this topic (as they no doubt will), consideration
    should given to the fact that *if* ManU really thought that it puts
    them at a disadvantage why don't they sponsor one of their star
    employees, e.g Roy "I'm Hard cos I go round beating up women" Keane, to
    sue EUFA inn the European Court for restraint of trade.
    
    Stuart
    (Hoping that Arsenal win through tonight cos he can feel a s@#% load of
     abuse being thrwon in his direction if they don't)
     
32.4630A pleasure to watch.ESSB::MCUNNIFFEI'm the new RomarioThu Nov 03 1994 12:2137
   Alec Ferguson must resign after this terrible performance. There is no way he
can stay on now. They were pathetic and it was a pleasure to watch. When Barca
got the fourth goal, I was on the floor breaking my sides with laughter and then
I remembered that this pathetic lot were representing English football.

I was happier over last night's performace than when Liverpool beat Roma in 1984
to win the European cup for the fourth time. I got out of bed this morning and
I was as happy as I've ever been over any of Liverpool's great achievements
over the years.

Ferguson made a terrible tactical error by leaving out Schmiecel. As bad as he
is, he is better than Walsh. Bruce and Pallister were terrible also. Pally
needs an acre of space to turn and Romario destroyed him every time. Nothing
more to say about Parker, he was outclassed. Ince and Keane had no class at
all. Indeed they are totally devoid of flair. They are just sloggers who run
up and down the part all day.

Giggs was even worse. He has failed to perform all season and he can't even
take a corner without sending the ball out of play first. Utd should offload 
him now and maybe get 500,000 pds if they're lucky. He was a surprise two
years ago but now every fullback knows his game.

What made it even better was than Gotenburg beat the Turks so that makes life
more difficult for Man Utd.

The quicker Liverpool win the league and get back into the Euro cup, then some
pride will be restored to the English game. Liverpool are the only team that
can deal with the continentals. 

It was a pleasure to see the miserable faces on Schmiecel and Cantona in the
stands. I'm over the moon this morning.



C U N N O

32.4632How can he be good with a name like Ryan 8-)CHEFS::STRATFORDSThu Nov 03 1994 12:316
    Have to agree with Cunno about Giggs. He is a pathetic little character
    when it comes to the big games. Every time he comes up against an
    international class defender he just cannot deliver the goods. The new
    George Best? He's not even fit lace Besties boots 8-)
    
    Stuart
32.4633post mortem time!COMICS::HAWLEYIYou ain't seen me...roit?!Thu Nov 03 1994 12:335
    
    Would some fair-weather supporter like to give us THEIR view of the
    result?
    
    Ian.                                                   
32.4635VESSA::WATTERSONI never make mitsakes !Thu Nov 03 1994 12:566
    
    Simon Stockman paid a small fortune to go to Barcelona - hope you
    enjoyed yourself Si.... ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
    
    Paul
    
32.4636GENIE::GOODEJMr Dragon - 761 4831Thu Nov 03 1994 13:0012
    
    	There's no doubting that ManU were completely outplayed last night.
    They never really looked like scoring and up against some of the
    world's best strikers the defense look Tottenhamesque! However, all of
    you who are having a good laugh at their expense should remeber that
    they stuffed the pants off your teams last year (ok, Chelsea excepted
    8-). Liverpool are obviously doing really well at the moment if the
    only thing to make you happy is when ManU get stuffed! Given that
    Blackburn fell to part-timers & Newcastle & Villa are now out, its bad
    news all round if United don't progress further.
    	
    JBG
32.4637CHEFS::STRATFORDSThu Nov 03 1994 13:066
    Why is it bad news if the Mancs go out. Correct me if I'm wrong but at
    this moment in time both Chelsea and Arsenal are still in the Cup
    Winners Cup so not all English Teams are out. Oh but then I forgot,
    English football starts and ends with ManbloodychesterUnited. ;-)
    
    Stuart
32.4638What a load of rubbishWARNUT::PICKERINGSSimon PickeringThu Nov 03 1994 13:0812
    For United, this must rank amongst their worst performances ever, even
    worse than the 5-1 thrashing by Sporting Lisbon.
    
    United just didn't seem interested. There was no passion in the
    players. Barcelona looked good, but the way United were, anyone would.
    As for the goals, 3 were pathetic; only Romario's layoff to Stoichov
    was good.
    
    The tactics seemed strange. After proving that wingers were the way to
    attack Barca, Giggs wandered anywhere but the wing and kan kan never
    got a kick. Just don't understand why they didn't press and harry in
    the midfield; give Barca time and space and this is what happens...  
32.4639Oooops !SUBURB::GROOMNAtherton does it with dirty ballsThu Nov 03 1994 13:1225
    
    The game was over when Ferguson decided to play Giggs and drop
    Schmeichel.  Giggs' form has not been anything close to 70% (let alone
    100) all season and the trusted Bruce/Pallister looked distinctly
    nervous in the absence of Schmeichel.  Nobody in the United side played
    well, even Ince was strangely subdued, the game was lost in midfield
    where there seemed a lack of committed challenges from United.  Hughes
    was perhaps an exception but even he is ineffective if nobody runs for
    him.  Having said that, Barca were astounding, I don't think there is a
    league club in the world that could have lived with them on last
    night's form.  Stoichkov and Romario were lethal up front, whilst
    Bakero and Amor controlled the midfield virtually unchallenged.  Jordi
    Cruyff even played well (especially after an anonymous performance in
    the first leg), and as for that g!t Koeman, he could plant the ball on
    a gnat's cock from 50 yards, sensational passing.  The only player on
    the Barca team that looked suspect was the 'keeper, but then he hardly
    had much to prove.....
    
    United now need to beat Goteborg away on the 23rd and Galatasery at
    home in December to qualify for the 1/4 finals.  Interestingly, if
    United win both these games and Gotegorg beat Barca again (not too
    likely !) then Barca will not qualify !!
    
    
    Nev
32.4640Clutching at straws aren't you!!CHEFS::STRATFORDSThu Nov 03 1994 13:151
    
32.4641I wouldn't like to let anyone down ...GENIE::BOLGERJerry Bolger.Thu Nov 03 1994 13:2857
    Oh well, here we go !
    
    Did anyone see the state of the pitch last night ? It was an absolute
    disgrace. It didn't affect the Brcelona team too badly cos they're just
    long-ball sloggers anyway. For a flair team like Man United though,
    it's impossible to expect them to play on such a crap surface.
    
    As for the referee !  His mother's name was Maria Garcia Vasquez. She
    met his father while holidaying in Paris. They returned to her parent's
    place in Barcelona where she gave birth to her only son.  He grew up
    devoted to football and moved back to France where he played for a
    small team outside Paris. His lasting memory of this period of his life
    is the tackle which effectively ended his playing career. Eric Cantona
    still swears it was a fair tackle but the ref feels differently.
    
    Now, I'm not one to make excuses but I have to say that I feel it was a
    bit unfair to expect Pallister and Bruce to deal with Romario and
    Stoichkov. Fully fit they may have had some chance, but with Pally's
    broken ankle and Bruce having had a lung removed on Tuesday it was
    always going to be an uphill struggle.  Denis Irwin did his best to
    cover, but he clearly hasn't fully recovered from his appendectomy on
    Monday.
    
    Roy Keane. Well what can I say. It speaks volumes for the courage of
    this man to play his heart out. Lesser men would have yielded to the
    death-threats issued by those hoodlums who kidnapped his entire family
    and held them at gunpoint throughout the game.  
    
    Sparky came home last night wearing a neck-brace. Apparently this is the 
    result of severe whiplash injuries sustained when his taxi to the ground 
    was involved in no fewer than 57 accidents. Sparky is reported as saying 
    that he should have been suspicious when he noticed that the taxi driver 
    was wearing a crash helmet and racing seat belt. Sparky's belt had been 
    removed to make room for a roll-bar.
    
    As I said I'm not one to complain, but I did find it just a little bit
    strange that Barcelona were allowed to field fourteen players against
    United's eleven. I was also a little confused by the sheet of perspex
    which covered the Barcelona goal and was switched  to the opposite end
    at half-time.
    
    And last but not least, did anyone else notice the inch-perfect pass
    which created the second Barcelona goal. What I find confusing is that
    the linsman first kept the ball in play, then dribbled round Nicky
    Butt, who seemed slighlty confused, and then played a terrific ball
    which split the defense, who also looked confused, for Romario shoot
    past the helpless Walsh (who, by the way, had his left arm amputated in
    a freak accident at the Airport Security desk in Barcelona airport).
    
    All in all it could be much worse. Fergie has made it clear all along
    that he didn't want the distraction of minor competitions interfering
    with his quest for the Auto Glass Trophy.
    
    
    Jerry.
    
    
32.4643FORTY2::FOWLERMJubileeThu Nov 03 1994 14:593
And we : DONCASTER ROVERS : are the holders in waiting. 8-)

Mike
32.4644What a difference!BOSEPM::CAMPKINBitter is sweetThu Nov 03 1994 15:2720
    It's not very often that I get to watch a game at the same time as 
    my European colleagues (thanks Andy & ESPN) and sad to say it was 
    the total opposite of the first leg.  MU played a very poor 
    tactical game failing to learn anything from the first game, and 
    running right into the arms (and legs) of Barcelona.  I have to 
    agree on the state of the pitch though I'm not sure it helped or 
    hindered either side especially.  For a premier side in Europe it 
    looked almost as bad as some of the fields we get to play on over 
    here!

    Since there is plenty of objective comment in here on the game
    itself, I'll restrict my remarks to the refereeing.  The ref had a
    very good game.  He had to deal with several Oscar performances
    and was not fooled by any of them. He was up with play, used his 
    linesmen well, did a very good job with advantage, and overall 
    kept in check a game which could have got out of hand.

    Now that should provoke some comment!!

    Gerry
32.4645UTRTSC::WARDThu Nov 03 1994 15:297
    I watched the highlights of the match in a bar in Amsterdam last
    night.   Funny how many "neutrals" were cheering when Barcelona
    scored.
    
    "Allez Ajax" is all I can say ...
    
    Ray
32.4646no word from BRIAN LONG yet?!?!COMICS::HAWLEYIYou ain't seen me...roit?!Thu Nov 03 1994 15:3512
    > Funny how many "neutrals" were cheering when Barcelona scored.
    
    Man Utd are a strange bunch, you either love them to bits or hate the
    stinking cesspit they walk on. there doesnt seem to be much middle
    ground.
    
    Oh yeah, i belong to the latter group.
    
    :-)
    
    Ian.
   
32.4647god i'm so horribleCOMICS::HAWLEYIYou ain't seen me...roit?!Thu Nov 03 1994 15:3812
    
    Cunno, 
    
    Can you put in a list of all Liverpool's victories against Spanish
    opposition in european competitions?
    Especially the Real Madrid one.
    
    Thanks,
    
    ian.
    
    :-)
32.4648A Class apart....GYMAC::DCASSIDYThu Nov 03 1994 16:1621
    Well, on March 30th 1976 Liverpool went to Barcelona in the UEFA Cup
    and in front of 70,000 screaming fans came away with a 1-0 win thanks
    to a 13th minute goal from John Toshack.
    
    Actually, Liverpool have played against Spanish opposition 4 times and
    were only beaten once, that been on the toss of a coin to Athletico
    Bilbao.....
    
    How's that Ian....
    
    Back to last night's game...a big surprise in one respect and not in
    another. United's defence showed itself to be a bumbling affair as I
    suspected with the return to their familiar line-up. Romario and amigos
    certainly ran rings around them which I suppose resulted in the goals
    merely being tap-ins. Barcelona and Milan (though slow to start this
    season) are still the teams to look up to with only possibly Ajax and
    Paris St Germain following in their footsteps. Hopefully these will
    make up the final four as it should provide us with five top class games
    next April/May. Then again, how often we've been disappointed.
    
    Dezzz.
32.4649Always look on the Bright side of LifeESSB::BLONGPREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS 1993 &amp; 1994Thu Nov 03 1994 16:219
32.4650Reds are here, Reds are there, Reds are every f**kin' whereSHIPS::EDWARDS_DThu Nov 03 1994 16:2331
    Well, I've just got back from the game last night and I'm absolutely
    knackered.  What an incredible stadium !  It really is awesome -
    makes Old Trafford look like a shed.  The atmosphere in and around the
    ground was brilliant - loads of singing and drinking with the locals. 
    The only hint of trouble coming as a result of over-excited coppers
    wielding big heavy batons.  The game was almost an anti-climax.  Utd
    were never in it - totally outclassed by a far superior team.  It's
    amazing how you get to feel when you're going to get thrashed, so we
    just sat back and admired the Barca play.  It's the first time I've
    seen Utd fans applaud the opposition during a game.  I do think that
    most teams would have struggled to contain Barca last night, but I was
    disappointed that Utd didn't put up a better show.  The main difference
    for me was that Barca have 3 truly world-class players.  Utd have Steve
    Bruce.  Barca have Hagi on the sidelines - Utd have Brian McClair !
    
    There has been a lot of talk this year about how wonderful the Premier
    League is.  Utd are one of the best teams in that league and on last
    nights showing, didn't deserve to be on the same pitch as Barca - the
    gap is still huge between English/British football and European
    football as this week's results have shown. 
    
    Ah well, a great time was had by most of the 115,000 crowd.  When the
    crowd was blipped onto the screen I don't suppose you could hear the 
    
    "Where were you when you were shit"  song could you ?  Or the "What's
    it like to see a crowd" ?
    
    Good luck to the Arse and Chelsea tonight !
    
    Dave
    
32.4651Great night - when's the replayISIDRO::BREADIEThu Nov 03 1994 17:3929
32.4652CHEFS::STRATFORDSThu Nov 03 1994 17:484
    re -1
    
    the reason that you couldn't find any Mancunians to drink with is that
    none of them support Utd. They all support City 8-)
32.4653TUXEDO::HINXMANSupport your local restaurateurThu Nov 03 1994 21:029
	Well, that should put a stake through the "there are no easy games
	in Europe" myth. There are if you are good enough.

	I had the misfortune to watch the Galatasaray V United game on TV
	when I was last in Britain. Did the commentary team last night come
	out with the same guff about "Not trying to score goals is the
	right tactic"?

	Tony
32.4654FORTY2::MDAVIESFri Nov 04 1994 11:311
Which bar in Amsterdam?
32.4655GuttedYUPPY::PANESDuke of UrlFri Nov 04 1994 11:5710
32.4656Sparky - a Giant of a player.UPROAR::LEMPWe danced the Lumbago till dawnFri Nov 04 1994 12:179
    Yes Stuart, a double blow!
    
    But look on the bright side. "Sparky" was the only Manu player who
    never gave up the fight. You have to admire his tenacious tackling,
    strength when being challenged, bravery, sportsmanship and his
    all-round, gritty, Welsh spirit. I, for one, applauded this splendid
    display.
    
    Paul.
32.4657TRUCKS::SANTRelax - I do believe it's working!Fri Nov 04 1994 12:3414
    
    	Glad to see that none of the unwashed in this notesfile let me
    	down. You are a credit to yourselves, lads....
    
    	We were stuffed. Poor team selection and tactics, and apart from	
    	that we were hammered by a far-superior team on the night. We're
    	not finished in this competition yet this season, but my head
    	tells me we might as well be.
    
    	Ho hum. We'll take the beating - and the sh1t - and get on with
    	p*ssing you all off by winning the league.
    
    	Andy.
             
32.4658Might seem like nit-pick to you. It isn'tSTKOFF::SPERSSONPas de problemeFri Nov 04 1994 12:387
>Hopefully the good from this result might be that the Brits can get rid of
>their racist myopia.  The "shock" from Rangers loosing to Greeks, Blackburn
>to Noweigans, Villa to Turks etc is so out of date. British football simply
    ^^^^^^^^^
    
    Blackburn lost to Swedes. If you lose to Norwegians, you're *really* in
    trouble.
32.4659Banana?UTROP1::JANSENReading Blondes have more funFri Nov 04 1994 13:334
                     <<< Note 32.4654 by FORTY2::MDAVIES >>>

>>Which bar in Amsterdam?

32.4660Nice tryISEPUB::CHAMPOLLIONTeenage Kicks indeedFri Nov 04 1994 13:4010
                      <<< Note 32.4622 by BUSSTP::DREES >>>

    
    
>>    ps. You wanna sell that big daft Dane and sign a quality English
>>    keeper. That would leave Fergie to use any 3 foreigners outfield.  
    
      Hmmmm.
      /JF
    
32.4661BUSSTP::DREESFri Nov 04 1994 15:1211
    
    re. last
    
    I still beleive that's what Fergie should do. Schmeical (sp?) has not
    been consistent this season and was certainly at fault once, maybe
    twice, against Blackburn. The fact that Utd won 4-2 detracted from what
    was a poor goalkeeping performance. I said in my last entry that Utd 
    should SIGN a quality english keeper, I didn't say they should play Gary 
    Walsh. 
    
    Del.  
32.4662CHEFS::STRATFORDSFri Nov 04 1994 15:169
32.4663Stoitchkov for European Footballer of the YearVARESE::KEEGAN::IDC_CASEFri Nov 04 1994 15:3932
    And I thoroughly agree with .4661. I've said on numerous occasions that
    I don't think Scmeichel is everything he's cracked up to be. In any
    case, NO goalkeeper on earth is good enough to warrant taking up one of
    the three spots allocated to foreigners.
    
    No use faulting Walsh with the goals - sure, the second one went through
    his legs, but from that range a goalkeeper has no time to anticipate
    where the shot's going. If you slag off Walsh for that goal, then you
    have to criticise every keeper who dives left or right to save a
    penalty...only to see the penalty taker hammer the ball straight at the
    middle of the goal!
    
    Barcellona were pretty breathtaking on Wednesday and I think they would
    have annihilated anybody (including Ajax and Milan). Man Utd were some
    way below their best and were never really going to get a result
    although 2- or 3- nil would probably have been fairer (the match stats
    showed that even Barcellona only had 6 shots on target).
    
    Oh, and congrats to all those who seem to get more joy out of seeing
    Man Utd/Liverpool/Tottenham lose than seeing their own teams win. It's
    nice to see that football still appeals to the 10-year olds despite all
    the bad press in recent years ;-). Most of you could learn a lot from
    reading the post-match replies from Mancs fans: appreciative of
    Barcellona's performance, sporting and totally realistic. There are
    supporters of "lesser clubs" in here who still manage to whinge about
    games they lost 6-0 three years ago! Seeing how United have generally
    mopped up the opposition in recent years, I guess you guys should be
    thinking about changing sports...
    
    Dom
    
     
32.4664Schmeical is guilty of that as well!UPROAR::LEMPWe danced the Lumbago till dawnFri Nov 04 1994 15:449
    >No use faulting Walsh with the goals - sure, the second one went through
    >his legs, but from that range a goalkeeper has no time to anticipate
    
    Dom,
    
    Didn't Romario's goal at OT go through Schmeical's legs?
    
    Paul.
    
32.4665Maybe Romario *aims* between the keeper's legs;-)VARESE::KEEGAN::IDC_CASEFri Nov 04 1994 15:507
    >Didn't Romario's goal at OT go through Schmeical's legs?
    
    You're quite right. Actually, I thought Schmeichel might have done a
    little better in the circumstances, but I wouldn't judge goalkeepers on
    these things. I still maintain that keepers don't win matches.
    
    Dom
32.4666Wot a nice bloke !GENIE::BOLGERJerry Bolger.Fri Nov 04 1994 15:5510
    Re: .4663
    
>   				Most of you could learn a lot from
>    reading the post-match replies from Mancs fans: appreciative of
>    Barcellona's performance, sporting and totally realistic. 
                                            ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    
    Thanks Dom. I see you've read .4641 ;-)
    
    Jerry.
32.4667A cliffhanger for the first 8 minutes...VARESE::KEEGAN::IDC_CASEFri Nov 04 1994 16:3715
    >Thanks Dom. I see you've read .4641 ;-)
    
    Jerry,
    I *always* read your notes, extract them, and print them out...
    
    However, in .4641 you somehow managed to overlook the very dodgy paell
    served up at United's hotel that led to severe outbreak of food
    poisoning. Not to mention the motor horns honking all Tuesday night (or 
    was that *Wednesday* night? ;-)). And as for that pitch...
    
    But Barcellona rode their luck and managed to get a result ;-)
    
    Dom
    
    
32.4668FORTY2::FOWLERMJubileeFri Nov 04 1994 16:593
Goalies don't win matches? Tell that to Taffarel.

Mike
32.4669Seaman saves againCHEFS::STRATFORDSFri Nov 04 1994 17:047
    Dom,
    
    Speaking as an Arsenal fan, I can vouch for the fact that if
    Goalkeepers don't win matches, they sure as hell can make sure that you
    keep a one goal lead 8-)
    
    Stuart
32.4670I didn't even mention the poisonous snakes in the rooms ;-)GENIE::BOLGERJerry Bolger.Fri Nov 04 1994 17:0613
    Re : .4667
    
>    However, in .4641 you somehow managed to overlook the very dodgy paell
>    served up at United's hotel that led to severe outbreak of food
>    poisoning. Not to mention the motor horns honking all Tuesday night (or 
>    was that *Wednesday* night? ;-)). And as for that pitch...
    
    Dom,
    
    I was aware of these incidents, but as I was at pains to point out in
    .4641, I'm just not one to complain ;-)))
    
    Jerry.
32.4671Ask yourself why keepers cost less on the transfer market..VARESE::KEEGAN::IDC_CASEFri Nov 04 1994 18:4111
    >Speaking as an Arsenal fan, I can vouch for the fact that if
    >Goalkeepers don't win matches, they sure as hell can make sure that you
    >keep a one goal lead 8-)
    
    Stuart,
    
    Giving Seaman the credit for the fact that Arsenal are rather difficult
    to score against is, IMO, a tad tough on messrs. Dixon, Winterburn,
    Adams and Bould. Last year's CWC final was a case in point.
    
    Dom
32.4672Dixon - Don't make me laughCHEFS::STRATFORDSFri Nov 04 1994 18:4512
    Dom
    
    You give Dixon more credit than he is due...
    
    Adams and Winterburn, fair enough, and Bould is alright and extremely
    welcome in the side when the replacements are Linighan and Keown. That
    said, there are plenty of times in a season where the defence is
    breached and Spunky is the last line of defence, particularly in
    European competitions where the foreign chappies actually have the gall
    to cheat and they put their best forward line out against us 8-)
    
    Stuart
32.4673The KingUTRTSC::WARDFri Nov 04 1994 19:369
    Glad to see the interest in my Amsterdam bar - beats fawning about
    ManU I suppose ..
    
    It was the "King Arthur" (known locally as "The King" suprisingly)
    near Vondelpark and very near to the Olympic Stadium where Ajax
    were playing.   They do very good food which is the only reason
    I go there of course ...
    
    Ray
32.4674Lucky for 3 points!TLAV01::WICHAIWONGMon Nov 07 1994 04:5816
    Cheer! when United can beat Villa for 2-1.   We are lucky to get 3
    points instead of 1 or null.   Giggs's still under-performance and
    had no role in the game, why didn't Fergie drop him for a couple of 
    matches and let Gillespie or other younger done it.  Fergie must change 
    some tactics to ensure the powerful strike and we still have problems 
    in the back, except Keane, he done a good job for his new position.  
    Cantona also hardly got the ball so our powerful strike's decrease.  
    Do you know that the T.V. didn't focus his face anymore?  I may wonder 
    whether he played last night or not.  Bruce's agin got the yellow card,
    he must miss the 3 matches, I think.  When?  
    
    By the way, hope that Sharpe and May will be back when we have to play
    Gothenberg at Sweden.  2 points only for this match.  
    
    Wichai.
    
32.4675Another overwhelmingly convincing bloody lucky win ;-)GENIE::BOLGERJerry Bolger.Mon Nov 07 1994 11:3532
    
    Up to yesterday, I was a bit skeptical about BFR's constant claims that
    his team were playing well but just not getting the breaks. Yesterday,
    they started off by getting a break when Atkinson's shot took a wicked
    deflection off Bruce to leave Walsh stranded as the ball went in off
    the post.
    
    That's where their luck ended. Paul Ince cracked home a superb
    half-volley from about 30 yards out just before half-time.  Five
    minutes into the second-half, Kanchelskis took advantage of some
    defensive frailty and put United into the lead.  The remaining 40
    minutes was more or less constant pressure from Villa with the odd
    break from United. I can't go into the details cos I had my hands over
    my eyes for quite a lot of this period. Gary Walsh (included because
    Schmeichel was injured in a training accident !) made a couple of
    great saves, which almost made up for the fact that when dealing with
    crosses he inspired about as much confidence as John Major does when
    leading Britain !   
    
    I was obviously delighted with the result, but I did feel a bit sorry
    for Ron Atkinson, especially on the 8th anniversary of the day that
    Fergie took over from him as United manager. One statistic says it all
    -  Villa had 13 corners to United's 0 (yes ZERO !). Although we did
    have more of the possesion.
    
    Anyway, three points brings us back to third, two points behind
    Blackburn, with a game in hand. Newcastle are four ahead of us, and
    take on Forest tonight at the City Ground. Guess who I'm shouting 
    for.
    
    
    Jerry.
32.4676Hot off the pressSUBURB::GROOMNAtherton does it with dirty ballsMon Nov 07 1994 12:229
    
    Fergie is beginning to make enquiries of Notts Forest for the services
    of Stan Collymore (currently out with a hamstring injury but possibly
    available against Newc Utd tonight).  He has been told that Stan is not
    for sale, but it's unlikely to stop him putting in a firm bid in the
    next few weeks.
    
    
    Nev
32.4677"Apparently" is a very useful word ....GENIE::BOLGERJerry Bolger.Mon Nov 07 1994 12:3218
    On the same topic, Fergie is also reported to be "very interested" in
    speaking to Les Ferdinand in the light of his "If Gerry Francis goes I
    go" remarks recently.  With either Colleymore or Ferdinand in the
    front-line this would allow Fergie to pull Sparky back to a deeper
    midfield role where his tenacity could be a useful addition. This is,
    apparently, something which has been in Fergie's mind for some time.
    
    Other speculation over the weekend linked young Gillepsie with
    Middlesboro. Apparently, prior to the current injury situation, plans
    were afoot to loan Gillepsie to Robbo in order to give him more
    experience of first-team football. This plan has, apparently, been put
    on hold until Sharpe and Parker/May (to release Keane from right back)
    are fit again.  Personally, I think Fergie should keep Gillespie and
    give Giggs to Robbo. It might give Giggs the kick in the arse that he
    needs, but I'm not so sure that Middlesboro would want him at the
    moment !
    
    Jerry.
32.4678Wishful thinkingCHEFS::STRATFORDSMon Nov 07 1994 12:342
    Fergie is also rumoured to have George Graham about the availibility of
    that young prodigy, Kevin Campbell...
32.4679The inside story ...GENIE::BOLGERJerry Bolger.Mon Nov 07 1994 12:4320
>    Fergie is also rumoured to have George Graham about the availibility of
>    that young prodigy, Kevin Campbell...
    
    
    That's right Stuart,
    
    Always the masterful tactician, Fergie has decided to build on the
    notion of the half-time pep talk. Having haerd that Kevin Campbell does
    a pretty mean Elvis routine, Fergie is anxious to sign him up for the
    half-time entertainment at Old Trafford in an attempt to get the crowd
    going for the second hald.  Personally, I think any rumour linking an 
    Arsenal player with entertainment is quite clearly a complete 
    fabrication.
    
    George Graham's response to Fergie's inquiry was reportedly :
    
    "Kevin Campbell ?   Are you sure he's on our books ?"
    
    
    Jerry.
32.4680Ho Hum it surely can't get any worse 8-(CHEFS::STRATFORDSMon Nov 07 1994 12:489
    Jerry
    
    Unfortunately  GG's response is more likely to be:
    
      "we could never sell such an important member of our squad. He scores
       so regularly that we would not be able to replace his unfulfilled
       potential.."
    
    Depressed of DEC Park
32.4681Goalkeepers are differentSTKOFF::SPERSSONPas de problemeMon Nov 07 1994 13:0918
    
    So goalkeepers aren't important and Schmeichel is a crap goalie?
    
    In 1992, Schmeichel single-handedly took a mediocre Danish side to
    success in the European Championships. Swap him for any other keeper in
    the tournament, and the outcome would have been different. 
    
    To me, the keeper is the most important player bar none. Show me a
    successful team, past and present, with a below-par goal-keeper, and
    I'll show you a team with some bloody good out-fielders :-)
    
    The reason why keepers don't command the same ridiculous transfer
    figures as forwards, have little to do with their importance to the
    team, and everything to do with sales of season tickets.
    
    cheers,
    
    	Stefan
32.4682Now don't go thinking I've a grudge against goalkeepers...VARESE::KEEGAN::IDC_CASEMon Nov 07 1994 15:3245
    Sorry, can't say I agree with a lot of that:
    
    >In 1992, Schmeichel single-handedly took a mediocre Danish side to
    >success in the European Championships. Swap him for any other keeper in
    >the tournament, and the outcome would have been different. 
    
    I agree that Denmark were relatively mediocre but I don't think
    Schmeichel was solely responsible for their unexpected win. They played
    with a lot of belief, kept it simple, had no primedonnas in the side
    (unlike Holland and Germany...), there was little or no pressure on the 
    team to do well, and they had a bit of luck when it mattered.
    Schmeichel played his part like everyone else...and made some errors
    too (e.g. the first Dutch goal in the semi-final).
     
    >To me, the keeper is the most important player bar none. Show me a
    >successful team, past and present, with a below-par goal-keeper, and
    >I'll show you a team with some bloody good out-fielders :-)
    
    Tell you what, if Walsh had played in goal for Barcelona the other
    night, and Busquets for United, I bet it wouldn't have changed the
    score one iota. I've seen world class keepers concede 6 or 7 goals in a
    match without even being at fault. Why? Because the defence is totally
    at sixes and sevens (screwing up the offside trap, etc.). In this
    sense, a goalkeeper's lot is a bit like that of a centre forward who
    has to play alone up front (maybe in a dour away performance); you
    can't expect him to perform miracles, just try to hold up the ball as
    long as possible when his team get possession.
    
    >The reason why keepers don't command the same ridiculous transfer
    >figures as forwards, have little to do with their importance to the
    >team, and everything to do with sales of season tickets.
    
    Actually, I think there is *some* truth in that. But I think it's got a
    lot more to do with the fact that the goalkeeper is the only player on
    the pitch who can go 90 minutes without being called upon to do
    anything. The Italian newspapers are very fond of awarding ratings (out
    of ten) for each player in a match; it frequently happens that a keeper
    gets the S.V. ("senza voto") rating, the Italian equivalent of "N/A",
    because the goalkeeper in question was never troubled in the whole 90
    minutes.
    
    So I take it you're a goalkeeper, Stefan?!
    
    Dom 
       
32.4683Newcastle still winning without COLE!!PEKING::SHALLOMANORA MOLLAHS!Mon Nov 07 1994 16:0315
    Villa 1   United 2 
     Og        Ince,Kanchelskis
    
    3 points in the bag even though listening on the radio I think Villa at
    least deserved a share of the spoils..But Walsh made some great saves..
    Is Schmeichel really injured or is Fergie giving Walsh a bit of match
    practice ready for the remaining European games??
    Interesting on the Ferdinand and Collymore situation is Hughes on his
    way out (1 year Contract etc..I hope not!) or just extra back up.
    
    Aron...
    
    
    
     
32.4684only if I had listened to the whole match...FORTY2::JONESNeilMon Nov 07 1994 16:059
    
    I was sitting in the car-park in Thatcham Garden Centre. I turned on
    the car radio to listen to Radio 5 and this is what I heard...
    
    "Atkinson shoots and its a goal..."
    
    Spooky
    
    Neil
32.4685OK, so we disagreeSTKOFF::SPERSSONPas de problemeMon Nov 07 1994 16:2538
    
    
    
     
    Dom, 
    
>    Tell you what, if Walsh had played in goal for Barcelona the other
>    night, and Busquets for United, I bet it wouldn't have changed the
>    score one iota
    
    I dunno, anyway that's hardly the issue, the question is whether
    Schmeichel would have made a difference. Don't forget that blocking
    shots is only one of the things you expect from a keeper . He also has
    the task of holding together and injecting confidence in his back-four.
    You would expect an experienced international to perform that task
    better than a typical reserve side keeper.
    
    I think the key issue here is this: nobody would expect anything other
    than to have to play a defensive game at Barcelona; it was foolish of
    Ferguson to voluntarily drop one of his best defenders in favour of an
    attacker.
    
    I can't beleive I'm writing all this in defence of a Dane!
    
>   The Italian newspapers are very fond of awarding ratings (out
>   of ten) for each player in a match; it frequently happens that a keeper
>   gets the S.V. ("senza voto") rating
    
    But not when they're playing Milan away, surely?
    
>    So I take it you're a goalkeeper, Stefan?!
    
    Certainly not. Started off as forward, slipped back to mid-field, did
    my last 5 years as central defender, since a couple of years I have
    found the role I was looking for as an arm-chair referee :-)
    
    I take it you're a forward who's having a hard time beating
    goal-keepers :-)
32.4686'UP YOUR'S FERGIE'AYOV25::JRUSSELLTue Nov 08 1994 01:3410
    HI,
       COULD SOMEONE TELL ME IF ALEX FERGUSON WAS AS QUICK TO CRITISIZE HIS
    FAN"S FOR THEIR BEHAVIOUR AGAINST BARCA AT OLD TRAFFORD, THE SAME WAY
    IN WHICH HE FIRED INTO THE RANGERS FAN'S IN THE PRE-SEASON TOURNEY AT
    IBROX, WHERE OF COURSE THEY CAME LAST.
    
    FERGUSON HAS FORGOTTEN HIS ROOT'S, REMEMBER IT WAS RANGERS AND SCOTTISH
    FOOTBALL THAT GAVE HIM HIS CAREER.
    
    IM ALMOST SURE THE GREAT SIR MATT WOULD TURN IN HIS GRAVE...
32.4688SHIPS::EDWARDS_DTue Nov 08 1994 14:231
    Yeah - stop shouting and tell us what on earth you're on about !
32.4689WSTENG::DSMITHShut the F**K up Mr. HoweTue Nov 08 1994 14:5510
    
    
    re .4686
    
    What the hell did Rangers do for Fergusons career? If I remember
    correctly, he was an average player with Rangers, Ayr Utd and several
    other small teams. He made his name as a manager with Aberdeen during
    the late 70's/early 80's, I don't think he owes Rangers anything.
    
     Danny. 
32.4690PAKORA::SNEILJ.A.F.OTue Nov 08 1994 15:0815
            The reason  ::JRUSSELL is having a dig at Fergie is as follow follows...
     

    At the pre-season tournament at Ibrox(in which Rangers beat Man U 1-0)
    The Rangers fans(along with the Goerdies)gave Man U a hostile reception
    Fergie didn't like this and had a go at us.He Said that Rangers fans
    behaved badly etc etc.painting a picture that the Man U fans never
    boo'd the opposition team.
    
    
     SQF Blue nose.
    
    
    
    
32.4691Open minded and even tempered....CHEFS::STRATFORDSTue Nov 08 1994 15:2712
    
    >...painting a picture that the Man U fans never boo'd the opposition
    >team.
    
    Well it's true they don't boo anyone. Man Utd fans are the greatest in
    the world. Fair minded and appreciative of good football by their
    opponents, they rush to shake hands with visiting supporters after
    every game and generally behave superbly all the time. 
    
    Now where did that nice white coat with the long sleeves go...
    
    Stuart
32.4692..............GENIE::BOLGERJerry Bolger.Tue Nov 08 1994 15:3540
    Firstly, I'ld like to take this opportunity, in the best tradition of
    MUFC, to welcome Mr. JRUSSELL to our friendly little note. 
    
    Now down to the matter at hand. I, for one, fail to see any distinction
    between these two scenarios (S):
    
    A)  Manchester United fans giving Barcelona (Spanish champions and 
    runners-up in last year's European Cup) a hostile reception when they 
    come to Old Trafford to play a match which could have a major bearing 
    on United's chances of progressing in Europe.
    
    B)  Rangers fans giving Manchester United fans a hostile reception when
    they come north of the border to take part in a FRIENDLY PRE-SEASON
    tournament with sod-all at stake apart from a bit of pride (if even
    that).
    
    
    Even given the obvious similarties between these two situations (S), I
    still have a minor problem here. JRUSSELL's note is the first mention I
    have read/heard anywhere regarding United fans doing anything out of
    the ordinary to upset the Barcelona team. Granted, the Press may have
    given more coverage to the behaviour of the Rangers fans because of
    Fergie's complaints, but then I didn't see/hear any complaints from Mr.
    Cruft's, the Barcelona manager, after the Old Trafford game (and
    certainly not after the return match in the Nou Camp ;-} ).  I also
    have some problems with the concept that Mr. Ferguson owes his current
    position to anything that Rangers ever did for him (for similar reasons
    to those previously stated).
    
    So, in essence, I suggest, politely, that you should find yourself a 
    good doctor and get your chip surgically removed. 
    
    Yours helpfully,
    
    Jerry.
    
    P.S. People being treated for chronic inabilty to recognise sarcasm may
    have one or two problems trying to figure out the underlying message in 
    this reply. In an effort to assist these people I have denoted specific
    instances of sarcasm with a large S enclosed in parentheses i.e. "(S)".
32.4693Armchair refereeing - a misunderstood art...VARESE::KEEGAN::IDC_CASETue Nov 08 1994 15:4033
    re: .4685
    
    >I think the key issue here is this: nobody would expect anything other
    >than to have to play a defensive game at Barcelona; it was foolish of
    >Ferguson to voluntarily drop one of his best defenders in favour of an
    >attacker.
    
    Not like me to wax lyrical about Alex Ferguson as a manager, but I
    think his hands were somewhat tied as far as team selection against
    Barcelona is concerned. With respect to the starting lineup from the
    match at Old Trafford, Sharpe was unavailable and the logical
    substitute was Giggs. However, the regulations regarding foreigners and
    assimilated players meant that he therefore had to replace a foreigner
    with an Englishman; *voluntarily* doesn't come into it. And I'm sure
    that after the first game, he thought that Barcelona were most
    vulnerable when attacked (viz. the ease with which Sharpe and
    Kancelskis beat ? and Sergi at Old Trafford). Unfortunately, the 
    second game bore little resemblance to the first! 
    
    >Certainly not. Started off as forward, slipped back to mid-field, did
    >my last 5 years as central defender, since a couple of years I have
    >found the role I was looking for as an arm-chair referee :-)
    
    Pretty much my story as well, with the obligatory knee injury and
    subsequent cartilage operation "to end a promising career at the age of
    28". 
    
    >I take it you're a forward who's having a hard time beating
    >goal-keepers :-)
    
    When I was a forward, I had a hard time even getting a shot in!
    
    Dom
32.4694Jerry's in (S) mode!VARESE::KEEGAN::IDC_CASETue Nov 08 1994 15:445
    re. 4692
    
    Ooh, Jerry - you're wonderful when you're angry!
    
    Dom
32.4695Forget "Spot the Ball" try "Spot the Pun" ;-)GENIE::BOLGERJerry Bolger.Tue Nov 08 1994 16:0512
    Dom,
    
    You must have misinterpreted my reply. The sentiment which you mistook
    for anger was really utter joy at being presented with an opportunity
    to help a fellow football fan who, through absolutely no fault of 
    his own, fell victim to that most common footballing affliction 
    Iwishmyteamwereasgoodasmanchesteruniteditis.
    
    As a gesture of my support for this poor fellow, I'm even willing to
    chip in for his chipendectomy ! 
    
    Jerry.
32.4696MARVIN::MORRELLBaby.. Baby.. We change... anything we want too... Tue Nov 08 1994 16:077
    >Iwishmyteamwereasgoodasmanchesteruniteditis.
    
    	Should that be :
    
    	Iwishmyteamcouldmoanandflukeresultsasmuchasmanchesteruniteddoes.
    
    	Rick. :->
32.4697Medical terminology ...GENIE::BOLGERJerry Bolger.Tue Nov 08 1994 16:107
    Rick,
    
    There two completely separate diseases. The first requires surgical
    treatment, the second can be cured with a swift kick up the a**e 
    (preferably administered by Dr. Cantona) ;-)
    
    Jerry.
32.4698MARVIN::MORRELLBaby.. Baby.. We change... anything we want too... Tue Nov 08 1994 16:126
    >The first requires surgical treatment...
    
    	Oh so that's why Paul Ince & Roy Kean are going into hospital..
    they are going to have their mouths permanently sealed! :->
    
    	Rick.
32.4699CHEFS::STRATFORDSTue Nov 08 1994 16:215
    Rick,
    
    They are also going to have brain implants 8-)
    
    Stuart
32.4700The latest from OT ;-)GENIE::BOLGERJerry Bolger.Tue Nov 08 1994 16:339
    Rick, Stuart,
          
    The brain implants are on hold until after the next two Champions
    League games. Apparently, Fergie is concerned that having a brain might
    affect Ince's play. Also psychiatrists advised against implanting a
    brain in Roy Keane so soon after the trauma of his family being held
    hostage during the Barca game !
    
    Jerr.y
32.4701Watch your house Denis!SIOG::ODONOHOEWed Nov 09 1994 17:0321
    Last night I witnessed what can only be described as a confidence
    booster to us United fans.
           I watched the league of Ireland XI part-timers beat a near 
    full strength IFK Gothenburg side (including 7 swedish internationals)
    one-nil.
           IFK seemed totally committed to winning this game,but each time
    they tried to lift their tempo they were ensnared by a very skillfull
    but dedicated Irish team.
           The league side went a goal up in the 14th minute with a great
    header from the 6 yard box.They also hit the post 3 minutes later
     with a lovely 20 yard lob leaving Ravelli stranded.
           From this performance again IfK look extremely dodgy on crosses
    so lets hope United can make full advantage of this in 2 weeks time. 
           By the way an interesting spectator in the ground was none 
    other than fergie himself who described the match as "interesting".
           
    DUNSEY
    
    
    
    
32.4702yCHEFS::STRATFORDSWed Nov 09 1994 18:077
    One can only assume that the Gothenborg side that Utd face will play
    with a lot more passion given that their is more at stake.
    
    If you want to tkae this as a confidence booster then you should be
    suicidal that Blackburn beat Barca last night because it just goes to
    show that Utd are well and truly s#@@ 8-)
    
32.4703United V City Live on SkyESSB::BLONGPREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS 1993 &amp; 1994Thu Nov 10 1994 13:229
32.4704IRNBRU::HOWARDJune18-94, the Italian JobThu Nov 10 1994 18:0822
    some united trivia from the Irish Sunday paper, the Tribune. They
    printed a special supplement magazine called the United Collection,
    with more to come next Sunday, I think....here's some of the dross they
    printed....
    
    favourite books;
    
    Denis Irwin;	Jurassic Park
    Brian McClair	Paddy Clarke Hahaha
    Ryan Giggs		The Client
    Andrei Kanchelskis	The Idiot, (by Dostoevsky)
    Roy Keane		Noddy & Big Ears go to Toytown....(only joking,
    							it's The Good, The
    							Bad & The Bubbly,
    							by George Best)
    
    also, Scmeichals' favourite TV programme is The Gladiators....
    
    
    Happy now?...
    
    Ray....
32.4705GENIE::GOODEJMr Dragon - 761 4831Thu Nov 10 1994 18:1621
    
    Tee hee,
    
    	you guys are really going to love this.......
    
    Anyone seen the November (Europe) edition of Digital Today?? No??
    Well if you get the chance, turn straight to page 3(!) for a great
    action shot of Mr Paul Ince, DEC's latest recruit! He has apparently
    been brought in as a hatchet man and is shown demonstrating how he
    intends to give some people a good kick up the backside (esspecially
    contributors to this notes file who are openly anit-United 8-)
    
    	No, seriously, Ferguson has done a deal with DEC to buy his whole
    squad an Alpha each in the hope of improving their performance. Ince
    got his face in the paper 'cos he was the only one who's computer
    literate (apparently he has a Doctorate in Computer Science).
    
    JBG
    
    Ps. I may have ommitted a few (S)'s! 
    showing off some of his 
32.4706Wake up and smell th flowers you fat bas&*^%%$SIOG::ODONOHOEThu Nov 10 1994 20:218
    
    
    Any chance of him taking care of re. 4702 who seems to think that
    Barca played against Blackburn with as much passion as in the champions
    league. ( not to mention a "slightly" under cut squad ).
           I hope your a City fan because prepare to get absolutely stuffed
    tonight
    
32.4707Guess who had a bad day.XSTACY::PHAYDENThu Nov 10 1994 20:251
Therapy ?
32.4708Nope I support a team that are still in Europe 8-)CHEFS::STRATFORDSThu Nov 10 1994 20:256
    re -1
    
    Some people are obviously still touchy about the Mancs f@#!ing up in
    Europe 8-)
    
    
32.4709FISHED IN! GET THE NET!COMICS::HAWLEYIYou ain't seen me...roit?!Thu Nov 10 1994 20:2914
    > Any chance of him taking care of re. 4702 who seems to think that
    > Barca played against Blackburn with as much passion as in the
    > champions league. ( not to mention a "slightly" under cut squad ).
    > I hope your a City fan because prepare to get absolutely stuffed
    > tonight
    
    Well, Stuart reeled you in didn't he? 
    Sense of humour? Hello?
    
    On a serious note, I DO hope that Man City give you lot a good kicking
    tonight, but I wont hold my breath.
    
    Ian.
                
32.4710bit of a spankingIAINF::SYS_167500Fri Nov 11 1994 03:3410
    
    Man Utd  5  Man City 0
    
    Man Utd go 2nd top 2 points being Newcastle. They've now been reinstated 
    6/4 favourites to retain their title with Newcastle second at 5/2.
    
    Man City, without any other sides playing tonight, DROP 2 places due to
    the thumping their goals against took. 
    
    Del.
32.4711Not bad....GYMAC::DCASSIDYFri Nov 11 1994 12:118
    
    All right, all right...so United ARE getting serious and look as if
    they are getting in position to claim a third straight title. Its a
    pity that they can't take this type of performance onto the playing fields
    of European football but then again City are not exactly Barcelona.
    
    Dezzz.
                                                                    
32.4712Mixed EmotionsCHEFS::STRATFORDSFri Nov 11 1994 12:414
    
    Disappointment: Utd winning
    
    Happiness: Kanchelskis is in my Dream League Team 
32.4713SHIPS::EDWARDS_DFri Nov 11 1994 12:449
    Dezzz.
    
    You're right about comparing City with Barcelona, but it's also worth
    noting that Utd's team last night contained only 3 Englishmen.  When
    you add in the permitted 3 foreigners and 2 assimilated players, they
    would have to drop 3 players from last nights team for a European game.
    No wonder Fergie has problems selecting his European teams !
    
    Dave
32.4714United 5 City 0...and what a lovely day!TRUCKS::SANTRelax - I do believe it's working!Fri Nov 11 1994 13:4212
    
    	Deep joy and rapture. 5-0 against the heathens from Maine Road.
    	I just wish Mr Haigh was still around to share in this wonderous
    	occasion...
    
    	Let none of you unbelievers have any doubts whatsoever. Forget
    	Europe, forget the k.o. trophies.....Manchester United are going
    	for three-in-a-row premier league titles. What a magnificent
    	achievement THAT would be.
    
    	Andy.
             
32.47165-0 to the CHAMPIONSESSB::BLONGPREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS 1993 &amp; 1994Fri Nov 11 1994 15:3216
32.4717look out, i'm being fair and unbiased again :)COMICS::HAWLEYIYou ain't seen me...roit?!Fri Nov 11 1994 15:4513
    
    What a great season this is going to be.
    Man Utd have walked away with the title against mediocre opposition in
    previous years, as I'm sure even the denizens of 32.* will agree.
    this year there could well be 4 or 5 teams up there at the end so it
    should make it a bit more interesting. If United can still walk away
    with the title I think even *I* will have to eat my words and perhaps
    say that, that, that (gritted teeth):
    
    
     "united are above average" :-)
    
    Ian.
32.4718RTOEU::RDELANEYA knob of butter.....Fri Nov 11 1994 18:278
   >	Deep joy and rapture. 5-0 against the heathens from Maine Road.
   > 	I just wish Mr Haigh was still around to share in this wonderous
   > 	occasion...
   
    I'll be seeing him tonight Andy, I'll send him your regards  :-) :-)
    
    - Robin (his neighbour) 
    
32.4719FORTY2::ASHMail Interchange Group, ReadingFri Nov 11 1994 18:3618
>   <<< Note 32.4716 by ESSB::BLONG "PREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS 1993 & 1994" >>>
>                           -< 5-0 to the CHAMPIONS >-

>What a wonderful performance last night. United were electric. All the 
>begrudgers are still shouting about Barcelona, but United showed last night
>why we are the team to beat. 7 home wins on the trot and not a goal conceded
>is a super statistic.

Yers, apparently a great performance by ManU last night -congrats. You might 
actually give Newcastle a bit more of a fight than we were expecting!

BUT, isn't that para a bit sad? I'd be surprised if Fergie and Co believed it. 
It's just like Scotland - you can win the League every season, but that 
doesn't make you "the team to beat". You'd be better off creating a side which 
can beat Barcelona, Galatasary etc - I thought you didn't have anything left to 
prove in England?

grahame
32.4720The Eric and Andy ShowESSB::BLONGPREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS 1993 &amp; 1994Fri Nov 11 1994 20:4110
32.4721FORTY2::ASHMail Interchange Group, ReadingSun Nov 13 1994 13:547
32.4722Is it possible to get tickets noadays???XSTACY::MDUNPHYJust another Day!!Tue Nov 15 1994 19:0211
Hi,
	I'm entering this note on behalf of a friend... There are 2 possibly
four people who what to travel over to Manchester from Ireland to see a Utd game
sometime in january or feburary. Is there any way for them to get tickets?? I
know alot of people in here go to games so any help would be great

But to be honest I'd much rather go to and see an Arsenal game but sure some of
us just dont appreciate good football!!! 8^))

Thanks
	Mick
32.4723Dear Bobby, Can I have 4 tickets .....SHIPS::EDWARDS_DTue Nov 15 1994 19:3522
    re:-1
    
    I think it's been mentioned in here before but...
    
    To obtain tickets through the official route involves a)being a Man Utd
    member, and b)applying 5 weeks in advance for tickets.  Neither of
    which will guarantee you a ticket.  If they are desperate to see a
    game, ticket touts are still very prominent aroung OT on matchdays,
    often with strips of tickets.  However be prepared to pay at least 50
    quid per ticket !!!!!  Other than that, stay at home and watch SKY. 
    
    Utds home games in Jan/Feb are :
    
    Jan 3 Coventry
    Jan 21 Blackburn
    Feb 4 Villa
    Feb 18 Arsenal
    
    Good luck !
    
    Dave
    
32.4724Up where we belong ... ;-)GENIE::BOLGERFunny Scotty,now beam down my clothes!Mon Nov 21 1994 11:310
32.4725The Cream Rises to the TopESSB::BLONGPREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS 1993 &amp; 1994Mon Nov 21 1994 18:107
32.4726CHEFS::STRATFORDSMon Nov 21 1994 18:165
    > The cream rises to the top
    
    So does hot air!
    
    Stuart
32.4727The team ????PEKING::ATKINSPPaul Ince makes you winceTue Nov 22 1994 11:567
    Any news on the team for the Gothenburg game?
    
    Are Lee Sharpe and Gary Walsh going to be fit?
    
    cheers
    
    Paul...
32.4728GENIE::BOLGERFunny Scotty,now beam down my clothes!Tue Nov 22 1994 12:5312
    
    Last I herad Parker, Sharpe and Giggs are all definitely out. Schmeichel 
    is doubtful after suffering a back-injury in the warm-up before 
    Saturday's match. Walsh is suffering from some sort of stomach strain 
    but hopes to be recovered sufficiently to be "available for selection". 
    Roy Keane is also listed as doubtful.
    
    On the positive side, if Giggs, Schmeichel and Keane are all
    unavailable, then at least Fergie will have less trouble with the
    foreigner rule ;-)
    
    JERRY.
32.4729The kids will be out to play ??PEKING::ATKINSPPaul Ince makes you winceTue Nov 22 1994 13:343
    I have just read in The Sun that Schmeichel will be out of action 
    for 10 days, which gives us a bit of a problem in goal and
    with all the other injurys there must be a few of the kids in.
32.4730What it could look likeESSB::BLONGPREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS 1993 &amp; 1994Tue Nov 22 1994 18:199
32.4731RTFM1::GENIE::GOODEJMr Dragon - 761 4831Tue Nov 22 1994 19:2011
    
    	Well, inspite of the injuries, they have a pretty decent looking
    side there. Kanchelskis is playing well this season, McClair & Ince
    make a solid central mid-field pair & Butts has looked a reasonable
    prospect. If Hughes & Cantona perform well United have a good chance.
    Hopefully Walsh will forget Barcelona (little of the blame should be
    apportioned to him). My only worry (if I were a reds supporter, which I
    am! - just not these reds! 8-) would be May at right-back. He was crap
    before he got injured - hopefully he'll be a new player now!
    
    JBG
32.4732Happy viewing ....,GENIE::BOLGERFunny Scotty,now beam down my clothes!Tue Nov 22 1994 20:219
    In case anyone is interested, tomorrow night's match is being shown
    live on the Swiss sports channel. Coverage starts at 20:00 CET with 
    k.o. listed as 20:25 (I presume that means 20:30 !).
    
    I'm almost beginning to think that the cable is worth paying for, what
    with the amount of coverage the Swiss are giving to the Champions
    league and ManU in particular (especially since SKY don't show it !).
    
    Jerry.
32.4733Tonight , Matthew, I'm going to be SwedishYUPPY::PANESWill you take a cheque, Bruce?Wed Nov 23 1994 12:1727
   <<< Note 32.4730 by ESSB::BLONG "PREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS 1993 & 1994" >>>
                          -< What it could look like >-

>According to the star. Schmeichel, Keane, Giggs, Sharpe, and Parker have all
>been left at home. Walsh is fit and will play in goal.
>Team could be.
>Walshe
>May Bruce Pallister Irwin
>Kanchelskis, McClair, Ince, Davies/Butt
>Hughes Cantona


Corrected probable line up for tonight


		Walshy
      May-y  Brucey  Pally  Ugly
     Kany , Choccy , Incey , Butty
        Sparky  Cheatingfrenchgitty



Hope this helps,



Stuey
32.4734With Stuey on their side, we're in with a chance ;-)GENIE::BOLGERFunny Scotty,now beam down my clothes!Wed Nov 23 1994 12:3511
    Stuey,
    
    Rumours are circulating that Choccy may be dropped in favour of
    Gillespy. It doesn't have the same ring, but Fergie never took too much
    notice of what the fans wanted (apart from trophies !).
    
    On the same theme, apparently Fergie let Dion Dublin go cos the fans
    were starting to call him Dubby which sounds a lot like Gubby which was
    Fergie's nickname when he was a wee lad.
    
    Jerry (I could play for United with a name like that !).
32.4735GYMAC::DCASSIDYWed Nov 23 1994 13:238
    
    I expect TV3 Sweden or Filmnet will show this match live as they
    covered the first match at Old Trafford.
    
    I expect to be watching the Ajax-Milan game if I can find it...anybody
    in Italy or Holland know which channel this is on ???
    
    Dezzz.
32.4736Great news so far!!ESSB::MCUNNIFFEI'm the new RomarioWed Nov 23 1994 23:5512
Latest Goteborg 2 Mancs 1

Hughes has just brought the Mancs back to 1-1 but less than a minute later,
Goteborg go 2-1 ahead and Walsh makes a great save to deny Rehn.

Let's hope it stays 2-1 or 3-1 or 4-1.

I'm a Goteborg supporter tonight.


C U N N O
32.4737Mancs are on the way out.ESSB::MCUNNIFFEI'm the new RomarioThu Nov 24 1994 00:0211

It's a penaly for Goteborg as Pally brings down the defender 72 mins.

Up comes Komark and it's 3-1 to Goteborg and the Mancs are going out of the Euro
cup.

I'm so happy tonight


C U N N O
32.4738Ince gets red card!ESSB::MCUNNIFFEI'm the new RomarioThu Nov 24 1994 00:1210
The story gets better................

83 mins gone and Ince gets the red card and will miss the tie against Galatassary
in two weeks along with Hughes.



C U N N O

32.4739Utd are out of Europe.ESSB::MCUNNIFFEI'm the new RomarioThu Nov 24 1994 00:2723
Final score

Goteborg 3 Mancs 1..........and the Mancs are out of Europe thank God. They 
might as well concentrate on the Premier league against sides like West Ham,
Palace, etc and forget about Europe as they are not up to the likes of Barcelona
and Gotengorg.

They are crap.

I'm a very happy ABU tonight.

LIVERPOOL         MAN UTD
1977              1968 
1978
1981
1984



C U N N O


32.4740WSTENG::DSMITHShut the F**K up Mr. HoweThu Nov 24 1994 00:3712
    
    
     Oh dear, who let Cunno back in??
    
     Utd well beaten again tonight, maybe the best in Engerland but they've
    still got a lot to do to match the best in Europe.
    
     What was it Ince called the ref, a f*****g w**ker? Great advert for
    all the youngsters watching. Bad mouth the ref, get booked, immediately
    bad mouth him again, get sent off. Overpaid, over-rated.
    
     Danny.
32.4741C U N N O = The unfunniest guy in the world !MASALA::JJACKCoca-Cola Red Hot CelticThu Nov 24 1994 02:0216
    
    If United beat the Turks at Old Trafford in a fortnight, and Barca lose
    to Gothenburg in the Nou Camp (Big IF), then wouldn't United qualify
    along with the Swedes ??
    
    Re-A Few Back
    
    Cunno,
    I used to think you were quite a funny guy...now I realise what a sad 
    individual you really are !
    
    P.S.
    
    Everton.....2 Loonies....0
    
    
32.4742RTFM1::AHLGRENhttp://www.soo.dec.com/~ahlgren/home.htmlThu Nov 24 1994 04:0425
32.4743RTFM1::GENIE::GOODEJMr Dragon - 761 4831Thu Nov 24 1994 10:4243
    
    	Well what can I say. I did warn you that David May was the weak
    link. He completely lost his man for the first goal. Admittedly Bruce
    was vainly waving his arm trying to claim offside but there's no real
    excuse for letting your man go like that - everyone knows you play the
    whistle & never assume its offside just 'cos one of your mates calls
    it. I noticed late on in the 2nd half that Neville (May's replacement)
    was waving for offside which wasn't given but at least he never let his
    man get completely away & got back to make the tackle.
    	The 2nd goal also came from May's wing & whilst the scorer was in
    the penalty area unmarked, May again must take most of the blame. All
    the time (ok, all the time when he was anywhere near enough to make a
    difference) he shepherded his winger out wide & then failed to cut him
    off as he went down the wing. I'd be surprised if May plays again for
    United. Neville looked much more composed on the ball & he could
    tackle. I blame May for the 3rd goal too. Ok, so he'd already been
    substituted by then but if he hadn't given away the first two then it
    wouldn't have been the 3rd gaol! 8-)
    	Butt looked lively when he came on & Hughes & McClair battled the
    whole 90 minutes. The Swedes did an excellent defensive job on both
    Cantona & Kanchelskis & whilst Kan-Kan still managed to get some
    crosses in, Cantona was kept entirely out of the game (apart from when
    he headed on the free kick for Hughes to volley home. Hughes was a
    little unlucky as he connected well with 3 or 4 volleys but
    Raffelli(sp), the Gothenberg keeper, was always behind them.
    	United were outplayed on the night. There best excuse is that with
    Keane & Sharpe injured they had to play May but if Ferguson has any
    sense he'll dump him before he can do any more damage.
    	On the positive side, I think once they are definitely out it will
    strengthen their resolve to take the league for a third time. Cunno can
    gloat all he likes but the only statistic that really counts at the end
    of the season is who finishes top of the Premier League & if they
    concentrate all their efforts on that then Manchester United are going
    to be very hard to beat.
    
    JBG
    
    Ps. I have it on good authority that Ince got the red card for telling
    the ref that he was going to strike him off his Christmas card list.
    
    8-)
    
    JBG  
32.4744Shame about Ince eh!!!MARVIN::MORRELLBaby.. Baby.. We change... anything we want too... Thu Nov 24 1994 11:063
    :->>>>>>>
    
    Rick.
32.4745YUPPY::PANESWill you take a cheque, Bruce?Thu Nov 24 1994 11:345
A fine performance by the plucky part-timers. Now what did the United fan's
say when Blackburn got beaten by Trelleborg??


Stuart
32.4746glad they got beat.MASALA::GPIKEThu Nov 24 1994 11:3719
    
    
    I don't agree with all your comments about May, as it was Irwin who
    played the boy onside for the first goal and May was trying to play the
    offside game. So he had no chance of catching him. For the second goal
    and one or two other occasions NONE of the defenders tried to
    catch/tackle IFK players once they went past and just left Walsh to get
    on with it. The whole defense were expecting Walsh to play like
    Sm???el(sp) and he plays a different game.
    
    
    
    
    
    
    But then again i guess you don't like May.
    
    p.s Ince deserved what he got...    
    
32.4747RTFM1::GENIE::GOODEJMr Dragon - 761 4831Thu Nov 24 1994 11:4920
    
>>    .......and May was trying to play the offside game.......
    
    	May completely lost his man. It wasn't just Irwin, it looked to me
    like Pallister too. In fact the tv shot showed that the defence were
    not playing a coordinated off-side trap at the time - hence Bruce gets
    some blame for calling for offside (he was miles away from the play)
    but there's no excuse for May who let his man go.
    	It true that the defence as a whole played very poorly but May was
    attrocious. He couldn't even pass the ball half the time.
    	I thought that Walsh, on the other hand, had another good game. Its
    very unfortunate for him that United lost 4:0 & 3:1 with him in goals -
    Schmeichel wouldn't have made much of a difference. The difference
    between the two teams on the night was definitely in the defence.
    Gothenberg's kept it tight, United's was basically crap. I think Bruce
    & Pallister together are too slow but normally they get away with it
    because the full-backs cover. With Irwin still carry an injury & May in
    need of a career transplant, United's defence was fatally weakened.
    
    JBG
32.4748One team in Europe (Well ok two) there's only...CHEFS::STRATFORDSThu Nov 24 1994 12:2342
    Well, what is there to say that hasn't already been said.
    
    A quick summary of the United teams individual performances
    
    Walsh - Good shot stopper but must have the nickname of Dracula with
            the way that he dealt with crosses.
    
    May   - Slow on the turn. Bit like Turkey on a spit.
    
    Pallister - Overrated. 
    
    Bruce - Slow but saved the Mancs from a bigger drubbing with a couple
            of timely tackles
    Irwin - At fault for the first goal. Lazy lacking the nous to support
            the left side of midfield.
    
    Ince - Loud mouthed w@nker. Can't believe that he has actually
           captained England
    
    Davies - Who he?
    
    Cantona - Strutted around the pitch whinging. A deft flick here, a
              cushioned header there but made no difference to the side.
    
    Kanchelskis - Didn't make the sort of runs that Utd needed, ie the ones
                  that he makes in the PL
    
    Hughes - Battled hard
    
    McClair - Best player. Chased and harried when the others gave up.
    
    All in all, a crap performance from an overrated team. The frightening
    thing about the whole episode is that this is the best English (and
    British, for that matter) football has to offer. 8-(
    
    Still looking forward to Saturday with all those lovely corners, set
    pieces and crosses that the Arsenal boys will put in. Here's to hoping
    Schmeichel stays unfit...
    
    With a hop, skip and jump and a cheery smile all day
    Stuart 8-)
    
32.4749MAY for sale!!!! Back to the League now!PEKING::SHALLOMANORA MOLLAHS!Thu Nov 24 1994 12:239
    
    Crap performance if you can use that word,they didn't perform...!
    I thought May was out of his depth after the Barcelona game now I Know
    he IS!(Blackburn have stitched us up..)Lets hope for a miracle in 2
    weeks!
    
    
    Aron...
    
32.4750Europe is GoneESSB::BLONGPREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS 1993 &amp; 1994Thu Nov 24 1994 12:2613
32.4751Oh Bugger ! I've left my red specs at home again ;-)GENIE::BOLGERFunny Scotty,now beam down my clothes!Thu Nov 24 1994 12:2761
    Well, what can I say.
    
    Last night we saw a fine display of English football at its best.
    Unfortunately, it was Gotheborg who gave this display. They closed
    United down everytime they got the ball (except when May got, when they
    just should back and waited for him to give them the ball !). As Jon
    said, Cantona was played out of the game, although I'm not sure he was
    ever really in it. Ince was non-existant up until the point where he
    tole the ref what I thought of him !  It's OK for me to say things like
    that in front of the TV, but if you do it while the ref's three feet
    away, then you have to expect a card. The previous noter who said that
    Ince got first a yellow and then a red was wrong. It was just a
    straight red (it must've been pretty good abuse !). Ince was out of
    shot on TV, but I thought I heard the Swiss commentator say that Ince
    had done an impression of a chicken as he walked away from the ref -
    this must have been too close to the truth for the ref, so he saw red !
    
    On the whole, I have no complaints. Goteborg deserved the win. They
    played like a team and covered for each other all night. I thought
    when Sparky equalised that they might collapse, but instead they
    bounced right back with a goal (albeit gifted !). The penalty was
    clear-cut, Pallister made a very clumsy challenge that you just don't
    get away with anymore. I was surprised to see him escape without even a 
    booking for this one.
     
    David May is utter crap !  On at least two occasions when team-mates
    were under pressure around their own area, May stood within three or
    four feet of them and looked on. It didn't even enter his head to move
    into space and make himself open for a pass. What a waste of space !
    Neville looked good when he came on, but then *I* would have looked good
    coming on for May.
    
    Highlight of the night for me was the Laurel and Hardy impersonation
    from the stretcher-bearers. They went to pick up the stretcher facing
    in opposite directions !  It would have been fun had they started to
    walk.  Who says Swedes are dumn ;-)  (Sorry, Stefan and Paul. I presume
    you're going to tell me they were Finish ;-} ).
    
    Anyway, I hope we don't scrape though now. We're just not good enough
    to go anywhere in Europe this year (except maybe for a week in the
    Canaries).  Let's just get down to it and win the league. If we can
    either develop the young English lads and/or buy in one or two QUALITY
    English players (yes, that's another reference to how crap May is !)
    then we might have a chance of getting somewhere next year.
    
    My line-up for Europe next year (hopefully the Champions League, but I
    wouldn't like to be presuptuous ;-} )
    
    				Schmeichel
    
    	Neville		Bruce 		Pallister	Irwin
    
    	Kanchelskis	Ince		Hughes		Sharpe
    
    			Colleymore	Shearer
    
    
    With Cole, Beardsley, Fowler, MacManaman and Lee on the subs bench ;-)
    
    
    Jerry.
32.4752$RTFM1::GENIE::GOODEJMr Dragon - 761 4831Thu Nov 24 1994 12:278
    
    Aron,
    
>>  MAY for sale!!!!
    
    	forget it. Cut your losses & give him a free transfer to Spurs! 8-)
    
    JBG
32.4753RTFM1::GENIE::GOODEJMr Dragon - 761 4831Thu Nov 24 1994 12:346
    
    & Bolger,
    
    	keep yer dirting hands off our Colleymore!!!
    
    JBG
32.4754UTRTSC::WARDThu Nov 24 1994 12:573
    Table anyone ??
    
    Thanks - Ray
32.4755A great advertisment for part-time FootballSTKOFF::SPERSSONPas de problemeThu Nov 24 1994 13:009
    
>    walk.  Who says Swedes are dumn ;-)  (Sorry, Stefan and Paul. I presume
>    you're going to tell me they were Finish ;-} ).
    
    I presume you mean finished, like Utd :-)
    
    kisses,
    
    	Stefan
32.4756IRNBRU::HOWARDRomanes Eunt DomusThu Nov 24 1994 13:0110
    Ince finally confirmed my opinion of him last night....a mouthy git who
    gets away too often with verbally abusing refs and linesman....well done
    to the Italian ref and very well done to Goteborg....Methinks that
    Fergie will have to get the chequebook out for next seasons Euro
    campaign, i.e. more quality English players....
    
    ps.. it looks like PSG and Ajax are the 2 best teams in the Champs
    League, Ajax in particular looked awesome against AC Milan....
    
    Ray....
32.4757Updated TableXSTACY::JDUGGANThu Nov 24 1994 13:0413
    Group A Table
    -------------
    
    		        P  W  D  L  F  A  Pts
    IFK Gothenburg	5  4  0  1  9  6    8
    Barcelona           5  2  1  2 10  7    5
    Man. Utd            5  1  2  2  7 11    4
    Galatasary          5  1  1  3  3  5    3
    
    If two teams tie on points, the team with the most goals
    scored over their two meetings will go through. 
    
    Jim.
32.4758RTFM1::GENIE::GOODEJMr Dragon - 761 4831Thu Nov 24 1994 13:1111
    
    So, Gothenburg are definitely top but any one of the other 3 can still
    qualify.....
    
    ie...
    
    	If Barcelona win or draw against Gothenburg they qualify.
	If Barcelona lose then the winner of the Man-United / Galatasary
    game will qualify - if they draw then Barcelona qualify.
    
    JBG
32.4759CORRECTION TO THE RULESPAKORA::SROBINSnever up never inThu Nov 24 1994 14:1012
    
    
        Re .4757>>>> I think you could be wrong,
    
      I think that if 2 or more teams are eqaul on points at the finish
    then the team that have the least total goals scored against them is the 
    team that will qualify for the next round.
      As Barcelona have only 7 against and Man Utd have 11 against ,Man U
    have to win and Barelona have to get beat.
    
     I THINK.
     Sean.
32.47608-)8-)8-)8-)8-)8-)8-)8-)8-)8-)8-)8-)8-)8-)8-)8-)REOSV2::STRATFORDSThu Nov 24 1994 14:245
    According to my paper this morning, Utd are f!$ked because the results
    of the matches between the teams that are tied are taken into account
    before goal difference
    
    Stuart
32.4761CUCKOO::YEOMANSDMake mine an OxoThu Nov 24 1994 14:357
    >According to my paper this morning, Utd are f!$ked because the results
    >of the matches between the teams that are tied are taken into account
    >before goal difference
    
    So, as long as Utd win and Barca lose, Utd still go through.
    
    Dave.
32.4762yip yer right there.PAKORA::SROBINSnever up never inThu Nov 24 1994 14:395
      
       BASICLY yes.
    
      Sean
    
32.4763WARNUT::PICKERINGSSimon PickeringThu Nov 24 1994 14:3911
    	If teams are level, then isn't it the results between those teams?
    WHich rules United out, if it's Barca.
    
    Poor performance which reflects badly on English football as a whole.
    
    Mind you, Gothenborg have some pedigree; 4th championship in 5 years;
    lost only 2 out of 40 home games in Europe; 8 Swedish internationals;
    Dweden ranked second in world.
    
    I just hope it spurs Fergie into the transfer market. Get Jobson &
    Fleming now!
32.4764REOSV2::STRATFORDSThu Nov 24 1994 14:488
    >so,as long as Utd win and Barca lose, Utd still go through
    
    Dave,
    
    Lets face it, that isn't going to happen. In fact, Utd will be lucky to
    get a win against the Turks ;-)
    
    Stuart
32.4765the think it's all over.....almost!TRUCKS::SANTRelax - I do believe it's working!Thu Nov 24 1994 15:1611
    
    	Once again, the gloating at United's downfall does those that
    	revel in it proud.....
    
    	Sad, bitter and twisted. And that's just me ;-)
    
    	Cheer up lads....we'll put you all in your place AGAIN this
    	season and lift the title for the third time in a row, the first 
    	team to do this since the red shhhhh in 1984.
    
    	Andy.
32.4766XSTACY::PHAYDENThu Nov 24 1994 15:2128
Hang on a minute here. Everybody is blaming players for the loss. What about the
manager ? He has been woeful in his transfer dealings. He knew after last
seasons exit to Galatasary that an injection of English players was needed to
create a stable team to play in Europe. What did he do ? Signed May and that was
it !

The only thing to save Ferguson's bacon was his fortunate signing of Cantona two
seasons ago , otherwise he would have been the way of BFR. 
The performance against Barca should never have been repeated , but it was , and
with flying colours last night. It's time for Ferguson to go. He was never a
good manager , it was only the signing of Cantona and the mediocrity of the
other Premier League teams that enabled United to win the League these last two
seasons and the return of Cantona that has seen them go top of the table again
this season. 

In fairness the exclusion of English clubs from Europe has been detrimental to
the English League as a whole. Not  saying that the League was any better pre
1985 but the other leagues in Europe have obviously progressed while the English
were excluded. There isn't one world class English player with the exception of
Shearer and even he has a long way to go to match the likes of Klinsman.

Anyway enough...

United are crap and every other team in England should be ashamed that they're
not good enough to challange them.


Peter.
32.4767Full marks to Gothenburg...VARESE::KEEGAN::IDC_CASEThu Nov 24 1994 15:2552
There was something about last night's match that was all too predictable. OK,
I already knew the result when I sat down to watch the game (Italian TV
screened it at 11.00pm), but the level of committment between the two teams
looked different from the start. The result was a true reflection of the game,
although the post-match stats showed that United actually had more shots on
goal than Gothenburg.

A few observations:

- The whole defence looks mighty shakey. OK, May is the worst of the bunch, but
  the problem goes much deeper than that. Irwin was culprit no. 1 for the first
  goal and generally reminds me of a startled rabbit (sell immediately); Bruce 
  is gritty, but nothing else (sell immediately); Pallister is a top class
  defender who seems to be thinking more slowly as he gets older and too often 
  gets into personal feuds with opposing forwards.
- Drubbing South London Whingers F.C. 3-0 at Old Trafford ("Armstrong should
  have had a penalty...Ince should have been sent off...we had all the play,
  but they got the breaks") is no practice for taking on a Swedish team who 
  look to be on the crest of a wave.
- Gothenburg look one helluva good team. There was a time when Scandinavian
  teams were physically strong, full stop. You kept the ball on the deck and 
  they didn't have a prayer. Well, times have changed; not only do they look
  extremely well-organised and coordinated, but the skill factor has also
  increased considerably. The Italian TV commentators last night said that
  they'd back Gothenburg to beat any team in the competition except perhaps 
  Ajax at the moment.
- Mark Hughes is still one of the best centre forwards in the world. He battled
  from start to finish last night, and I never once saw his marker get the 
  better of him. In fact, as regards controlling passes and shielding the ball 
  from opponents he is without rivals. With a bit of luck, he might have had a 
  hat-trick last night, but United wouldn't have deserved it - they were all
  chances he created himself out of nothing.
- If there's one thing wrong with British football at the moment, it's the
  inability to perform away from home (and that goes for the national teams
  too, although I think England have yet to play an away game under TV!). 
  Barcellona looked to be in for a thrashing at Old Trafford, but they managed 
  to slow the game down, keep possession and wait for a break to come their 
  way. Most British teams (with the notable exception of Arsenal) seem to adopt
  the "Fort Apache" strategy when they play away, i.e. all diving headers, last
  ditch tackles, etc. I still think the overall picture is fairly rosy, and 
  with a bit more luck things might have gone differently in Europe this 
  season, but this is the area in which improvement is required.

On a lighter note, I had a laugh at the Swedish stretcher bearers too. As they
ran on, they seemed more worried about skirting round Paul Ince (who was busy 
getting himself sent off) than anything else! As regards Ince's sending off, I
think it's time for certain British players to get it into their heads that the
f-word will get them sent off *anywhere* in the world, i.e. if he'd smiled and
given the ref the same treatment in Swedish, Ince would still be in the
starting lineup for the Galatasaray game.

Dom
32.4768YUPPY::PANESWill you take a cheque, Bruce?Thu Nov 24 1994 15:4015
                <<< Note 32.4767 by VARESE::KEEGAN::IDC_CASE >>>
                        -< Full marks to Gothenburg... >-

> Drubbing South London Whingers F.C. 3-0 at Old Trafford ("Armstrong should
>  have had a penalty...Ince should have been sent off...we had all the play,
>  but they got the breaks") is no practice for taking on a Swedish team who 
>  look to be on the crest of a wave.


THe coverage of English football in Italy, obviously leaves a lot to be 
desired. It was Irwin who should have been sent off, and Palace didn't 
have all the play. Just a few delicate morsels from the smorgasbord of
truth.

Sven
32.4769You wuz robbed all the same!VARESE::KEEGAN::IDC_CASEThu Nov 24 1994 15:5321
>THe coverage of English football in Italy, obviously leaves a lot to be 
>desired. It was Irwin who should have been sent off, and Palace didn't 
>have all the play. Just a few delicate morsels from the smorgasbord of
>truth.

>Sven
    
    Sorry about that, Sven - it's just that the reporting on the Palace games
    in here each week leads me to think that if there was any justice in
    the world, Palace would have been given the European Cup for keeps by
    now. Actuallt, Saturrday's game wasn't covered in Italy, so I'm
    relieved to hear that you didn't have *all* the play.
    
    Not a lot of people know this, but the first time I ever heard the word
    "whinger" mentioned was during a Brighton-Palace game at the
    Goldstone a few years back. Me and a friend couldn't understand why the
    North Stand were singing: "What a bunch of winners!" when Palace were
    losing 2-0! Until then, I'd always referred to Taylor, Hinshelwood and
    co. as a bunch of moaners ;-)
    
    Dom
32.4770Sven is innocentYUPPY::PATEMANWaiting for the Great Leap ForwardThu Nov 24 1994 16:5127
    Ref -1
    
    If you read what was written, rather than what you think was written,
    you'll see that:
    
    a)	Man Utd deserved to win on the play and would have won by more but
        for Kanchelskis going off, but...
    
    b)  There were some dreadful referee-ing decisions which *could* have
    changed the game
    
    Unlike, Man U & Looneypool fans, Sven Panes and myself have a true grip
    on reality about Palace's aspirations - mid table, a good cup run, and
    the outside chance of a Euro place, mostly likely via a cup.
    
    However, I'm sure that all supporters of "little clubs" feel they
    suffer from bad ref-ing decisions against "big clubs", just like
    Lincoln did against us in the CC Cup and just like we benfited from all
    last season in Endsleigh.
    
    Oh - and Palace are reported to be interested in the Gothenburg full
    back who scored the penalty, plus one of Trelleborgs' Karlsson's who
    played in our Avon Insurance 3-1 win at Norwich last night.
    
    your cattily
    
    paul
32.4771YUPPY::ASHLEYSMITHThu Nov 24 1994 16:519
    
    Before hysteria gets the better of everyone here I would just like
    to point out that United getting beat is no big deal. Hey, Chelsea
    did it twice last year. 
    
    re. .4768  Sven - thanks for putting us right on the Palace match.
    Funny, feel as if I've met you before.
    
    Andy
32.4772VARESE::KEEGAN::IDC_CASEThu Nov 24 1994 17:0220
    re .4770
    >If you read what was written, rather than what you think was written,
    >you'll see that:
    
    And if some of you guys read what is actually *written* in note 32, and
    not what you'd like to *think* is written...
    
    >Unlike, Man U & Looneypool fans, Sven Panes and myself have a true grip
    >on reality about Palace's aspirations - mid table, a good cup run, and
    >the outside chance of a Euro place, mostly likely via a cup.
    
    Oh, please elaborate! So what should United's aspirations have been for
    this year? A Coke Cup semi-final place and a couple of manager of the
    Month awards?
    
    You sound a bit like the Inter/Juventus fans who are splitting their
    sides because Milan got a footballing lesson from Ajax last night...
    
    Dom
    
32.4773And now for something completely different ...GENIE::BOLGERFunny Scotty,now beam down my clothes!Thu Nov 24 1994 17:2170
    I think it's time to side-track this, emm, discussion.
    
    The story so far :
    
    
FIXTURES 94/95               SCORE    	SCORERS


14/08/94 Blackburn     (CS)   2-0	Cantona (pen), Ince


20/ 8/94 QPR		H     2-0	Hughes, McClair
22/ 8/94 Nottm Forest 	A     1-1	Kanchelskis
27/ 8/94 Tottenham	A     1-0	Bruce
31/ 8/94 Wimbledon	H     3-0	Cantona, McClair, Giggs

10/ 9/94 Leeds		A     1-2	Cantona (P)
14/ 9/94 Gothenburg(EC)	H     4-2	Giggs(2), Kanchelskis, Sharpe
17/ 9/94 Liverpool	H     2-0	Kanchelskis, McClair
21/ 9/94 Port Vale (CC)	A     2-1	Scholes (2)
24/ 9/94 Ipswich	A     2-3	Cantona, Scholes
28/ 9/94 Galatasaray(EC)A     0-0

 1/10/94 Everton	H     2-0	Kanchelskis, Sharpe
 5/10/94 Port Vale (CC)	H     2-0	McClair, May
 8/10/94 Sheff Wed	A     0-1
15/10/94 West Ham	H     1-0	Cantona
19/10/94 Barcelona (EC)	H     2-2	Hughes, Sharpe
22/10/94 Blackburn	A     4-2	Cantona (pen), Kanchelskis(2), Hughes.
26/10/94 Newcastle (CC) A     0-2
29/10/94 Newcastle	H     2-0	Pallister, Gillespie


 2/11/94 Barcelona (EC)	A     0-4	No One !
 6/11/94 Aston Villa	A     2-1	Ince, Kanchelskis
10/11/94 Man City	H     5-0	Kanchelshis(3), Cantona, Hughes
19/11/94 Crystal Palace H     3-0	Irwin, Kanchelskis, Cantona
23/11/94 Goteborg (EC)	A     1-3	Hughes


	        	      		 P    W  D  L    F   A
	 		Premiership :   15   11  1  3   31  10
	 		Cups        :    8    3  2  3   11  14 


	           Scorers (Excl. Charity Shield)  23 Comp. Games

	 		1.    Kanchelskis      11	(1 EC)
	 		2.    Cantona		7
	 		3.    Hughes		5	(2 EC)
	 		4.    McClair		4	(1 CC)
	 		5.    Giggs		3	(2 EC)
	 		 .    Scholes		3	(2 CC)
	 		 .    Sharpe		3	(2 EC)
	 		8.    Ince		1
	 		 .    Gillespie		1
	 		 .    Irwin		1
	 		 .    Bruce		1
	 		 .    Pallister		1
	 		 .    May		1	(1 CC)
	 		      		      ===
	 		      		       42	(7 EC & 4 CC)


    Can't complain about the league form, but a look at the performance in
    Cup Competitions so far this year doesn't bode well for the FA Cup.
    Also good to see so many different names on the scoresheets - even
    David May got in there ;-)
     
    Jerry.
32.4774WARNUT::PICKERINGSSimon PickeringThu Nov 24 1994 18:2411
    re .4766
    I'm not sure if some of this is meant to be a joke or what, but as for
    sacking the most successful manager of an English team in recent years
    is not a good way to go about things.
    
    As for transfer dealings, I, too would have liked more activity but
    Ferguson did try for Sutton but wouldn't be blackmailed by Norwich.
    Rightly he thought the transfer fees being asked these days are stupid
    but unfortunately his stance was meaningless -- he will be forced to
    pay exhoribant fees for any player he is interested in. And there
    aren't a lot of decent English players around; ask TV!
32.4775A year too far?EXPDEC::JHUSSEYJohn Hussey - Exiled in jocko landThu Nov 24 1994 19:1725
I think there are a numberof problems with Utd at present with respect to
Europe (they are probably still the best in England - but not by much).

1.  The first thing Ferguson did was to institute a decent youth policy (as
he did at Aberdeen).  Unfortunately, although there are probably going to be
some very good players from that bunch they are really still only youth team
players and cannot be expected to compete in the Premier League let alone 
the EC.  You can get away with one possibly two if they are exceptional (Giggs,
Sharpe, Blomqvist, the Ajax one) but 4/5 is too many - See Liverpool excuses over
last 2/3 years :-)

2.  The team is still basically the same as 3/4 years ago.  It needs 3/4
players to freshen it up a bit - See Liverpool in the 70's/80's.

3.  The UEFA foreign players rule has been around for 3/4 years so there can
be no excuses with that one.

4.  As per -1 Fergie is going to have to pay the going rate.  He should have
bought Shearer for 3m 2 years ago.  Instead he makes a half-hearted bid for
Sutton and will end up paying 5m for Ferdinand or Holdsworth.  Perhaps the
MU shareholder dividends are more important than winning the EC or getting
the best players :-)))


My 2p
32.4776YUPPY::PANESWill you take a cheque, Bruce?Fri Nov 25 1994 13:5228
Now that the dust has settled, perhaps we can look more objectively at the
M*FC team. Everybody is coating off David May ( justifiably perhaps). He
was a good prospect at Blackpud ( where he was normally played in central 
defence ) and apart from the confidence aspect, I am sure he hasn't become
a pup overnight. The Manchester United fans ( not the woodlice ) amongst you,
might remember what a nightmare Gary "Pally" Pallister had when he first
appeared at Hades, but ( and this sticks in the keyboard ) he has grown
into a competent player.


Perhaps the kneejerk reaction from the aforementioned woodlice is typical
of their arrogance, and that they expect everything at the Devil's Lair
to be successful. Surely anyone who knows anything about football will
recognise that this is not the case. One only has to cast one's mind
back to the marvelous team of the late 60's and look at how that great
triumvirate of Best , Charlton and Law evolved. One a drunk, one a ticket
tout and one who obviously could play football, but who's comments about
the game are utter shite.

Chin up,

Stuey


BTW On a lighter note ( and stolen from R.S.S), apparently Barclays 
have launched the "Grobelaar Account - the less you save the more you 
earn"
32.4777GENIE::BOLGERFunny Scotty,now beam down my clothes!Fri Nov 25 1994 16:2217
    Stew ;-),
    
    It's true what you say about Mr. Pallister, and hopefully the same will
    be true of David May. You probably put your finger on at least part of
    the problem when you mentioned that he played mostly at centre back
    when he was at Blackburn. More than once on Wednesday night May was
    straying into the middle leaving his wing exposed. There has been some 
    speculation (in here as well I think) that Fergie bought May with Bruce's 
    age in mind (he's not as young as he used to be !). If that's the case 
    then he'ld better give May a few outings at Centre Back before the last 
    remnants of his confidence disappear and he gives up football to become 
    a window cleaner. Otherwise Fergie should sell him to a club that will 
    play him in his position and restore his confidence.
    
    Jerry.
    
    P.S. I think I'll open one of those accounts ;-)
32.4778SIOG::ODONOHOEFri Nov 25 1994 16:2314
    Regarding some of the former comments,I just cannot understand how 
    a person who calls himself a supporter of English football would wish,
    and takes such impaired delight in the defeat of an English club in
    Eorope.
    Is it not a fact that the better an English club does in Europe the
    better it is all round for English clubs as more teams will be admitted	
    the following year.
    It has taken us till now and many years to come to recover from the ban
    imposed on English clubs,caused by..........! to be recognised once
    again as the elite of European football.
    Roll on saturday and lets get back to business.
    
    
    
32.4779FORTY2::FOWLERMSammy Chung's Scarlet ArmyFri Nov 25 1994 16:506
I think normally this is true, but the Mancs are a special case and I'm sure
most manc fans wouldn't want it any other way.

Go go Galatasary. 8-)

Mike
32.4780REOSV2::STRATFORDSFri Nov 25 1994 17:037
    Personally I enjoy the headlines after the Mancs get defeated in
    Europe. Presumably, they will consist of "Turkish Delight" after
    Galatasary qualify for the next round ahead of Manu and Barca. Or were
    those headlines used last year? ;-)
    
    Stuart
    
32.4781May Arsenal & Chelsea get stuffed next roundWARNUT::PICKERINGSSimon PickeringFri Nov 25 1994 19:336
    re .4778
    Its the psyche of the average supporter of an English club; he will 
    wish upon rival clubs any manner of pestilence rather than progression
    to the next round, regardless of the repercussions or implications.
    
    We just aren't as xenophobic|jingoistic|whatever as other countries.  
32.4782REOSV2::STRATFORDSFri Nov 25 1994 19:4010
    To all manchester united fans.
    
    It would seem that the constant sniping at your club is causing you a
    great deal of annoyance. I have to say that I have reconsidered my
    views and in the interests of English football and indeed World
    football, Manchester United should be given the European Cup for their
    sterling performances over the last couple of years. 
    
    Stuart
    
32.4783Not just English clubsAYOV29::DUTY93_MALCNoggin the NogFri Nov 25 1994 19:413
    
    A plague of frogs upon all Rangers supporters and their first born.
    
32.4784more than an average supporterSIOG::ODONOHOEFri Nov 25 1994 19:433
    Sorry,just need to get my dictionary.	
    
    OH!   Chelsea are not listed ;-)
32.4785Buy a bigger dictionary !GENIE::BOLGERFunny Scotty,now beam down my clothes!Sat Nov 26 1994 15:1316
    As a ManU supporter I can safely say that I couldn't give a toss what
    people say/write about us or the club. You kinda get used to and I'ld
    probably miss the abuse if people started being nice and saying things 
    like "Congratulations on you forthcoming third Premier championship 
    title in a row !" ;-)   So, do your worst you sad little people ;-)
    
    Messrs. Schmeichel, Keane, Parker and Sharpe are all out this afternoon
    due to injuries. Steve Bruce is serving the second of a three match
    suspension. Apparently, David May will be playing centre back alongside
    Pallister.  Maybe Fergie has been reading some of the notes in here ;-)
    Arsenal may be without Adams and Wright. 
    
    2-1 to United.
    
    
    Jerry.
32.4786TRUCKS::SANTRelax - I do believe it's working!Mon Nov 28 1994 13:025
    
    	nil nil at Highbury. Hughes sent off for two bookings. Defences
    	dominated. Crap match.
    
    	Andy.
32.4787...and if they're northern...ARNIES::SMITHP1This note chequed by Cap'n GrammarMon Nov 28 1994 15:576
    
>    Messrs. Schmeichel, Keane, Parker and Sharpe are all out this afternoon
>    due to injuries.

	Hopefully something serious like green monkey disease.

32.4788Has "Giggsy" been at "God's dandruff" as well?YUPPY::PANESWill you take a cheque, Bruce?Mon Nov 28 1994 16:5319
  <<< Note 32.4787 by ARNIES::SMITHP1 "This note chequed by Cap'n Grammar" >>>
                       -< ...and if they're northern... >-

    
>>    Messrs. Schmeichel, Keane, Parker and Sharpe are all out this afternoon
>>    due to injuries.

>	Hopefully something serious like green monkey disease.

When will this senseless knocking of United stop? First its the fans
of "little" clubs pointing out that maybe the team isn't perfect, and
now its the referees who insist on booking or sending off their players. 

When will England's ambassadors in Europe be shown the respect they 
so richly deserve??????



Stuart
32.4789MARVIN::MORRELLBaby.. Baby.. We change... anything we want too... Mon Nov 28 1994 17:597
    >When will England's ambassadors in Europe be shown the respect they 
    >so richly deserve??????
    
    	When Paul Ince & Eric Cantona stop moaning about referee's
    decisions...
    
    	Rick.
32.4790Easy..!!MUFC::TONYMon Nov 28 1994 21:367
    >When will England's ambassadors in Europe be shown the respect they 
    >so richly deserve??????


One look at the trophy cabinet...says it all chaps..!!

Tony
32.4791Overlapping centre backs...VARESE::KEEGAN::IDC_CASETue Nov 29 1994 14:4616
re: .4776
    
>Now that the dust has settled, perhaps we can look more objectively at the
>M*FC team. Everybody is coating off David May ( justifiably perhaps). He
>was a good prospect at Blackpud ( where he was normally played in central 
>defence ) and apart from the confidence aspect, I am sure he hasn't become
>a pup overnight.
    
    Pretty much the same fate suffered by Paul Parker, come to think of it.
    Strange fellows, these Scottish managers: one has a weakness for buying
    centre halves by the dozen; the other buys top (or promising) centre
    backs and then slots them into the right back position ;-)
    
    Mind you, they'll have to go some to beat Graham Taylor...
    
    Dom
32.4792REOSV2::STRATFORDSTue Nov 29 1994 14:504
    Presumably when Fergie buys Tony Adams, we will see some galloping runs
    down the flanks....
    
    Stuart 
32.4793turbo chargedCOMICS::HAWLEYIYou ain't seen me...roit?!Tue Nov 29 1994 14:588
    
    Stuart,
    
    I didnt think donkeys could raise much more than a canter?
    
    ;-)
    
    Ian.
32.4794Speeding the hind legs off a donkeyREOSV2::STRATFORDSTue Nov 29 1994 15:086
    Ian
    
    Yeah but Tone and the Pr1ck are good mates so expect him to be a bit
    faster than anyone else. Still that's nothing to sniff at ;-)
    
    Stuart
32.4795Scots-Kings of footballAYOV16::IREIDOur day will come......Tue Nov 29 1994 16:0214
	re.4791

	>Strange fellows, these Scottish managers.

	They may be strange but it's funny how the successful teams in England
	have Scottish managers, 
	i.e.  Man Utd	-	Alex Ferguson
	      Arsenal	-	George Graham
	      Blackburn	-	Kenny Dalglish
	It's just a pity some of their managerial skills don't rub off onto the 	
	Scotland manager. ;-)

	CTT
32.4796;-)REOSV2::STRATFORDSTue Nov 29 1994 16:229
    re -1
    
    Can't see the trend continuing.
    
    Mind you, you omitted some of the lesser names, ie Souness, Billy
    McNeill and Jock Stein hardly set Leeds alight. Does Tommy Docherty
    count as a good manager?
    
    Stuart
32.4797NO. :-)AYOV16::IREIDOur day will come......Tue Nov 29 1994 16:260
32.4798UPROAR::LEMPWe danced the Lumbago till dawnTue Nov 29 1994 16:5319
	>>Strange fellows, these Scottish managers.

	>They may be strange but it's funny how the successful teams in England
	>have Scottish managers, 
	>i.e.  Man Utd	 -	Alex Ferguson
	>      Arsenal	 -	George Graham
	>      Blackburn -	Kenny Dalglish
    
    CTT,
    
    Very true and let's not forget about Busby and Shanks. Does the old
    saying that good players make crap managers and vice-versa have
    anything to do with the number of great Scottish managers there have
    been?
    
    Just curious,
    
    Paul.
    
32.4799Positional sense is allREOSV2::STRATFORDSTue Nov 29 1994 17:023
    It's also noticable that none of them were goalkeepers...
    
    Stuart
32.4800;-)AYOV16::IREIDOur day will come......Tue Nov 29 1994 17:027
	Actually, Jock Stein, Billy McNeil, and Kenny Dalglish were all good players.
	In fact they were also great Celtic players, what a coincidence.

	P.S. Even Greame Souness was alright. @:^)

	CTT
32.4801Sunday SundayREOSV2::STRATFORDSTue Nov 29 1994 17:049
    Re Jock Stein et al
    
    CTT
    
    They would probably have done better than the shower that Celtic
    currently have, if they'd still been playing
    
    Stuart
      
32.4802or Jimmy NichollYUPPY::PANESPapa's got a brand new wolfbagTue Nov 29 1994 17:148

CTT,

Which nationality is Tommy Burns?


Stuart
32.4803re -2 They probably would'veAYOV16::IREIDOur day will come......Tue Nov 29 1994 17:366
	Stuart, 
	
	Scottish.

	CTT
32.4804Huh?TRUCKS::SANTRelax - I do believe it's working!Tue Nov 29 1994 19:4610
                 
    	I fail to see the connection between the words
    
    	Successful,
    	Kenny Dalglish,
    	and Blackburn Rovers
    
    	Remind me what he/they have won?
    
    	Andy.
32.4805VARESE::KEEGAN::IDC_CASETue Nov 29 1994 20:0323
    >	I fail to see the connection between the words
    >
    >	Successful,
    >	Kenny Dalglish,
    >	and Blackburn Rovers
    
    Yeah, I was going to say much the same thing. To my mind, the
    *successful* managers in British football are people like messrs.
    Shankly, Clough, Graham, etc. Or, from a different viewpoint, Terry
    Venables with Spurs and Mike Walker with Norwich, two managers who
    achieved something with a limited budget/playing staff.
    
    Note that Alex Ferguson doesn't get a mention. So far, I feel he's
    obtained the minimum that could be expected with the players/funds at
    his disposal. Rarely do I see a tactical masterstroke from Ferguson
    behind United's victories; on the contrary he seems incresing unable to
    react if his opposing number tries something unexpected (viz. last
    year's Coke Cup final vs. Villa).
    
    Dom
    
    P.S. Messrs., etc., viz., vs......now don't anyone tell me I don't know
    my abbrev. ;-)
32.4806SHIPS::EDWARDS_DTue Nov 29 1994 20:1220
    re:-1
    
    Don't be too hasty in judging Ferguson - remember he was instrumental
    in Aberdeen breaking the Celtic-Rangers in Scottish football.  That on
    a limited budget.  He was also responsible for introducing a good youth
    policy at Aberdeen which allowed them to remain successful for a number
    of years.
    
    Ferguson is the 2nd most successful manager Utd have had, behind Busby.
    He turned the club around from relegation candidates when he joined, to
    one of the most successful clubs in the country in recent years.  He
    has also stressed the importance of the youth policy which was in
    tatters when he joined the club.  Ferguson may not be everybody's cup
    of tea, and sure he has made mistakes, but his managerial record has no
    equal in todays game.
    
    
    So there  ;-)
    
    Dave
32.4807AYOV16::IREIDOur day will come......Tue Nov 29 1994 20:2511
	Well I would consider King Kenny to be successful as he has brought Blackburn	
	from the the old second division into the Premiership and has made them one of Britains
	best football clubs.  In Blackburns first year in the Premier they finished Fourth,
	which is quite good IMO.  Last year they were runners-up and qualified for europe.
	(even though they got humped by a Swedish team).  This is how I consider Kenny Dalglish to 
	be successful at Blackburn. 

	@:^)

	CTT
32.4808Utd are bringing game into Disrepute.ESSB::MCUNNIFFEI'm the new RomarioWed Nov 30 1994 01:3325
     I watched Man Utd last Saturday against Arsenal and what a terrible game
it was. It was the worst performance.......well since Utd's last performance
against Gotenburg, another of my favourite teams at the moment. They were so 
boring and negative. At least Arsenal tried to play football. Utd. just went
there for the point and they killed the game. It was a breath of fresh-air
to watch the Everton v Liverpool game the previous Monday even though Liverpool
lost. It was very attractive the way Liverpool play the one touch football
on the ground besides hoofing the ball upfield like Pallister, Bruce and May
usually do. Blackburn must be laughing all the way to the bank everytime they
look at May....absolutely useless.

I don't like the tactics of Man Utd either. As far as they are concerned, fair
play has gone out the window and they are bringing the game into disrepute.
Ince was a disgrace last Wednesday the way he behaved. That's no example to set
for the young kids watching. Everytime he is fouled or booked, you don't need
to be able to lip read to know what he's saying. He should get a lenghty ban for
his antics. Bruce is in the middle of a ban at the moment and Hughes was sent
off again for a desparate lunging tackle and Cantona is suspended more than he
plays.

They need to take notice of Liverpool who were always able to be successful and
yet be at the top of the fairplay charts.

C U N N O
32.4809GENIE::BOLGERFunny Scotty,now beam down my clothes!Wed Nov 30 1994 12:135
    
    Thank you for your input Martin.
    
    
    Jerry.
32.4810Petulent from the top downYUPPY::PANESPapa's got a brand new wolfbagWed Nov 30 1994 12:239
Martin Edwards may face a disrepute charge following his unseemly actions
after the recent match against the Arse. How can one expect a "tortured
genius" like Paul Ince to behave like an adult , when the club Chairmen
starts throwing his toys out of the pram as soon as the self-styled
"World's Biggest Club" has a couple of less than successful matches.


Stuart
32.4811New away kit out *soon*UPROAR::LEMPWe danced the Lumbago till dawnWed Nov 30 1994 12:416
    Didn't hear anything about this, Stuart. Tell us more. Can't imagine
    why he's getting so upset - he's a rugby man at heart. Or was it that
    he saw the end of the financial year looming and they hadn't yet
    surpassed last years "record breaking profits". 
    
    Paul.
32.4812YUPPY::PANESPapa's got a brand new wolfbagWed Nov 30 1994 12:4617
     <<< Note 32.4811 by UPROAR::LEMP "We danced the Lumbago till dawn" >>>
                          -< New away kit out *soon* >-

>    Didn't hear anything about this, Stuart. Tell us more. Can't imagine
>    why he's getting so upset - he's a rugby man at heart. Or was it that
>    he saw the end of the financial year looming and they hadn't yet
>    surpassed last years "record breaking profits". 
    
     Paul,

     Apparently he waded into referee Kelvin Morton's room after the game.
     This is strictly against league rules. Kelvin Morton was duty bound
     to mention this incident in his report.

   
     Stuart

32.4813AYOV16::IREIDOur day will come......Wed Nov 30 1994 13:094
	The Arsenal vice-chairman, David Dein, was there as well.

	CTT
32.4814A simple explanation ... ;-)GENIE::BOLGERFunny Scotty,now beam down my clothes!Wed Nov 30 1994 13:2513
    Lads,
    
    Martin Edwards has already explained his actions quite clearly.
    Apparently, he simply forgot to drop the "envelope" into the ref's room
    before the game. He obviously felt thet the ref had gotten the hump on
    account of this oversight, and taken it out on the United players
    during the game. When he went down to clear up the confusion, he found
    David Dein was already there. As Edwards entered the room, he overheard
    Dein saying something like "Here's that money I promised you earlier
    [seeing Edwards, goes very red and adds], um, for your, ehh, favourite
    charity of course.
    
    Jerry.
32.4815Paul Ince - He's a really good blokeREOSV2::STRATFORDSWed Nov 30 1994 13:308
    Paul
    
    Apparently Mr Edwards was upset that the referee sent off Mark Hughes
    and let Paul Ince stay on the pitch for his horrendous tackle on John
    Jensen. At least that's my understanding of the matter. Perhaps Stuart
    could put me right if I have misunderstood anything. 
    
    Stuart
32.4816UPROAR::LEMPWe danced the Lumbago till dawnWed Nov 30 1994 13:436
    So Edwards went in to see the ref to say that he should've sent Ince
    off as well as Hughes or instead of him? And Dein was there as well? It
    gets worse. Why don't these people stick to planning the next official
    merchandise megastore?
    
    Paul.
32.4817REOSV2::STRATFORDSWed Nov 30 1994 13:458
    Paul
    
    David Dein was there to see if Kelvin knew of any Scandinavian players
    who might like to join Arsenal ;-)
    
    The real rumours would have started if Merson was there as well.
    
    Stuart
32.4819Bad news for UnitedWARNUT::PICKERINGSSimon PickeringWed Nov 30 1994 15:593
    Schmeical is out for 6 weeks because of his back injury.
    
    Sharpe is out much the same time; he has broken a bone in his ankle.
32.4820TRUCKS::SANTRelax - I do believe it's working!Thu Dec 01 1994 13:0013
    
    	The "Notes-styled World's Greatest Club" continue to evoke
    	passion and envy from non-believers....
    
    	You guys moan and drip like a running tap, yet still you are
    	unable to stay off the subject, even finding the time to warp 
    	and bend the slightest little snippet into a grudging snipe
    	at the World's Greatest Club.
    
    	Keep it up lads....you'll be converted by your own hand (which 	
    	would make a change from what some of you do with it already).
    
    	Andy.
32.4821UPROAR::LEMPWe danced the Lumbago till dawnThu Dec 01 1994 13:246
    >	You guys moan and drip like a running tap, yet still you are
    
    Yes, and we don't have to look too far for suitable role-models do we?
    
    Paul.
    
32.4822GENIE::BOLGERFunny Scotty,now beam down my clothes!Thu Dec 01 1994 13:4015
>     <<< Note 32.4821 by UPROAR::LEMP "We danced the Lumbago till dawn" >>>
>
>    >	You guys moan and drip like a running tap, yet still you are
>    
>    Yes, and we don't have to look too far for suitable role-models do we?
>    
>    Paul.
    
    
    Paul,
    
    I didn't realise that you and Stuart worked together ;-)
    
    
    Jerry.
32.4823United we stand, till United will fall....UPROAR::LEMPWe danced the Lumbago till dawnThu Dec 01 1994 14:0721
> <<< Note 32.4822 by GENIE::BOLGER "Funny Scotty,now beam down my clothes!" >>>

>>     <<< Note 32.4821 by UPROAR::LEMP "We danced the Lumbago till dawn" >>>
>>
>>    >	You guys moan and drip like a running tap, yet still you are
>>    
>>    Yes, and we don't have to look too far for suitable role-models do we?
>>    
>>    Paul.
    
    
>    Paul,
    
>    I didn't realise that you and Stuart worked together ;-)
    
    Jerry,
    
    You're such a shining wit!   @&^%   <----- a 'snarly' from Paul Ince
    
    Paul.
    
32.4824I'd sooner have full penetration sex with Barbara CartlandYUPPY::PANESI think therefore I ambientThu Dec 01 1994 14:5010
    <<< Note 32.4820 by TRUCKS::SANT "Relax - I do believe it's working!" >>>

>    	Keep it up lads....you'll be converted by your own hand (which 	
 
        I will never support Manchester United.


        Hope this helps,

        Stuart
32.4825That's not what she'd say....TRUCKS::SANTRelax - I do believe it's working!Thu Dec 01 1994 14:545
    
    	Stuart, I think Barbara Cartland would have something to say
    	about that,and it wouldn't be very complimentary....
    
    	Hope this helps...8-)
32.4826United NewsESSB::BLONGPREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS 1993 &amp; 1994Fri Dec 02 1994 15:1912
32.4827Keep buying those Giggsy Duvet CoversESSB::BLONGPREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS 1993 &amp; 1994Mon Dec 05 1994 15:0414
32.4828Lee Sharpe Coke Spoons anyone??YUPPY::PANESI think therefore I ambientMon Dec 05 1994 15:128
Just to show that the World's Biggest Club can compete with the great and
the good, Saturday saw the unveiling of Europe's Biggest Club Shop. Surely
this will make Wednesday's match a foregone conclusion. I sincerely hope
that EUFA recognises the strides that the W.B.C has made and give them
what they so richly deserve...a bye through to the final of next year's
Champions League.

Stuart
32.4829UPROAR::LEMPWe danced the Lumbago till dawnMon Dec 05 1994 16:197
>We have drawn Sheffield United away in the 3rd round of the FA Cup. This is
>a repeat of the 3rd round draw last season, lets hope it ends up the same way.
    
    Yes Brian, I enjoy it as well when Hughes takes the long walk.
    
    Paul.
    
32.4830HughesyESSB::BLONGPREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS 1993 &amp; 1994Mon Dec 05 1994 20:245
32.4831still here after all these yearsTROOA::PBLANEYExplanations take too long Mr.NikeTue Dec 06 1994 04:0112
    Great to see the WBC is alive and well and kicking...the stuffin' out
    of the opposition.
    
    Seeing several games in the local most Saturday mornings when the young
    lads are not playing hockey. It is a great life. MUFC in my local ...a
    great treat.
    
    Another championship on the way...pity about Europe.
    
    See ya,
    
    paul
32.4832Fairydean of courseYUPPY::ANDERSONRThey weren't even 2nd to the ballTue Dec 06 1994 15:0911
>>   <<< Note 32.4827 by ESSB::BLONG "PREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS 1993 & 1994" >>>
>>                   -< Keep buying those Giggsy Duvet Covers >-
    
>>Gala and Q.P.R. are the next two games.
  ^^^^
    
    ...so they've finally realised they're not up to this Champions League
    standard and have decided to take on some Scottish part-timers instead
    then ?
    
    Rob ;-)
32.4833MIRACLE is COMING!?PEKING::SHALLOMANORA MOLLAHS!Tue Dec 06 1994 16:4013
    
    Just enquired what odds Utd are on to get through to the next round and
    the Bookies have offered 12/1 to make it...I would have expected
    better??.
    
    Roy Keane is in the team but Utd still missing 5 first team players
    through injury and suspensions!!(Fergie should have kept Dion Dublin
    but sold him to score goals for another team and is now looking for a
    English  Striker,doesn't make sense to me!!)
    
    
    Aron...
    
32.4834WARNUT::PICKERINGSSimon PickeringTue Dec 06 1994 17:057
    Sunday Mirror had United at 6-1 to retain the FA cup.
    
    Any one remember Bobby Noble? He was a very promising full back but his
    career was ended when he received serious injuries in a car crash.
    Anyway, his son Grant, was involved in an 'incident' outside a pub in
    Sale, Manchester, and was stabbed (I think fatally).
    
32.4835Dion DublinEXPDEC::JHUSSEYJohn Hussey - Exiled in jocko landTue Dec 06 1994 17:1613
Re -2

The Guardian published an extract of an interview with Fergie to be transmitted
on Radio 5 tonight.  Apparently Fergie was on holiday in Italy when he was sold
to Coventry.

Before he went the MU chairman said that Coventry wanted to buy Dion.  Fergie
said "No Way, he's too valuable".  MU chairman asks "At any price?".  Fergie
replies "If they come along with 2m, then you say Fine that's a good deal"...


Full Interview to be broadcast in 2 parts on Radio 5 Live - tonight @ 9.30pm and
December 13 @ 9.30pm.
32.4836yes..I know I have mixed the Captains with the BubblesYUPPY::PANESI think therefore I ambientTue Dec 06 1994 18:4216
re .4835


I read that interview. I am convinced that it was "ghost written" by Brian 
Long...and I quote Alex Ferguson.,"He was a role model, and Robbo helped 
Incey an awful lot......."..blah blah ... changed the rules... blah blah
W.B.C deserve success... blah blah don't mention gates of 23,000 only
six years ago .... Choccy, Sparky ...blah blah...John Motson...blah blah"


Ouzo and kebabs all round,

yamos,

Stuart Attaturk
 
32.4837Smileys all roundYUPPY::PANESI think therefore I ambientWed Dec 07 1994 13:1511
Having slipped out of the Merson Cup, and its now looking very unlikely
that the W.B.C will make the latter stages of the Champions League, fans
from all over the country ( except Manchester ), will be plunged further 
into the doldrums as the truth sinks in that their team failed pick up
any silverware at the British Comedy Awards. Surely their performances
against Barcalona and IFK Gothenborg should not have gone unrewarded.


Stuart

32.4838TRUCKS::SANTRelax - I do believe it's working!Wed Dec 07 1994 13:487
             
    	Stuart, you really should let up with this crusade, you know...
    
    	It's not doing you any good, you'll turn into a twisted and
    	bitter young man. Maybe a name-change to Punno.....
    
    	Andy.
32.4839If we're talking bitter and twisted ...GENIE::BOLGERFunny Scotty,now beam down my clothes!Wed Dec 07 1994 14:325
    Yes Stuart,
    
    Perhaps you should also start supporting Leeds ;-)
    
    Jerry.
32.4840FUTURS::EDWARDSWed Dec 07 1994 14:4111
    >>Yes Stuart,
    
    >>Perhaps you should also start supporting Leeds ;-)
    
    >>Jerry.
          

    He probably does if they're playing Man Utd !
    
    
    Dave
32.4841;-)GENIE::BOLGERFunny Scotty,now beam down my clothes!Wed Dec 07 1994 16:019
    Re: He probably does if they're playing Man Utd !
    
    
    Naw Dave, 
    
    Even Stuart wouldn't sink that low, or would he ?
    
    
    Jerry.
32.4842Glad All OverESSB::BLONGPREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS 1993 &amp; 1994Wed Dec 07 1994 16:128
32.4843Updates pleaseKIRKTN::MCOMMONSThu Dec 08 1994 00:011
    Anyone have the latest score ? or the score from Barcelona
32.4844Final scores I thinkWSTENG::DSMITHShut the F**K up Mr. HoweThu Dec 08 1994 00:1812
    
    
    Final scores
    
               United  4  Galatasaray  0
    
               Barcelona 1 Gothenburg 2
    
      
        only kidding!! Barca won 1 - 0
    
     Danny.
32.4845RTFM1::GENIE::GOODEJMr Dragon - 761 4831Thu Dec 08 1994 10:302
    
    Barcelona drew 1 : 1.
32.4846One Step BeyondWOTVAX::MACDONALDIStalybridge CelticThu Dec 08 1994 11:2535
    
    Man Utd 4 Galatas 0
    
    Good overall performance from Utd especially the younger players...
    maybe they should have been in from the beginning of the
    tournamanent!!!! Don't think Galatas were really that interested but a
    couple of good goals made viewing worth while.
    
    Barca 1 Goth 1
    
    Looked to be an average type of game that could have gone either way...
    I was appalled by Koemans challenge on Blomqvist, it looked like a
    fore-arm smash..... should have been sent off for that!! Did Blomqvist
    break his nose???? looked it with a piece of cotton wool stuffed up
    each nostril!!
    
    TV
    
    Well ITV did it again just like in Englands last game before the Cup
    Finals..... 15 mins to play at Old Trafford and they switched to the
    Nou Camp for the last 15 there.... (Who the hell decided that the other
    games was to be screened rather than watching UTD, I'd have rather
    watched UTD then find out the other score or at least show the
    highlights/goals)  and what happens we see Barca score, so ITV in their
    infinite wisdom come back to watch UTD for the last 5 mins as they
    assume its all over.... As UTD's game comes to a close we hear Goth
    have equalised and the next thing we see is the full time whistle at
    the Nou Camp... well timed/edited bu ITV.... NOT
    
	Ah well only the FA Cup and League to go for.. 
    
    mac
    
    p.s. well played Brian McClair who I thought had an outstanding game
    last night!!!
32.4847Gloating little smiley type thingREOSV2::STRATFORDSThu Dec 08 1994 11:2612
    Well it was on the cards. United stuff the Turks (The Sun were upset as
    all their headlines about Turkish delight went out the window) and
    those lucky little Spanish chappies manage to get a draw. Phew, how
    unlucky can United be. Still there's always next year and after last
    nights performance all those teams from the continent will be quaking
    in their boots and praying that Utd don't win the league again. Well ok
    the teams from Cyprus, Malta, Luxembourg etc will be scared stiff.
    Everyone else will be hoping that Utd qualify as they don't appear to
    have learnt anything from last years European ties.
    
    Stuart
    
32.4848Skip all the s**t in the middle and read the last para !GENIE::BOLGERFunny Scotty,now beam down my clothes!Thu Dec 08 1994 12:24106
    Oh well,
    
    A good performance from United last night, although from the highlights
    I saw the Turks didn't appear to be too bothered. I listened to the
    match on Radio 5 while watching TVE (spanish TV) showing Barca v
    Goteborg.
    
    United first:  A supposedly understrength side played some great team
    football to overcome the shopkeepers. Alan Green was astonished at one
    stage to see Irwin, Neville and Butt all closing down a turkish winger
    on the right side (after a corner I think). This when United were
    already 3-0 up !  The team lined up as follows:
    
    				Walsh
    
          Neville	Bruce       Pallister	    Irwin
    
    Beckham	McClair		Keane	    Butt	Davies
    
    				Cantona
    
    (Note: I can't swear to the positions cos I was listening to the radio
    and missed it when they gave the team !).
    
    From what I heard and later saw, Neville and Butt both had excellent
    games. Beckham and Davies did their jobs effectively. Keane was
    probably Man Of The Match (just as well he's injured or the Turks would
    have really been screwed -;} ), although McClair also had an excellent
    game and was a steadying influence on the young lads around him. Eric
    was Eric - some brilliant play and a booking for a petulent tackle.
    
    The goals : 
    
    2 min.   Davies :  	A low, hard shot from the left hand side about ten 
    			yards out just inside the far post.
    
    37 min.  Beckham :	A. Turk scrambled the ball away from in front of
    			McClair. The ball rolled outside the box and
    			Beckham was the quickest to react. A first time
    			shot, again low and hard but this time from the
    			right hand side into the left corner. The keeper
    			got a touch, but couldn't keep it out.
    
    48 min.  Keane :	A CRACKER !  Canton plays the ball from the left
    			towards the centre. Beckham (I think) got his head
    			to it and knocked it on to the right hand corner
    			of the box. Keane picked it up, dummied one shot
    			and left A. Turk sprawled, then pulled it on to his
    			right foot for the shot and watched another Turk
    			sail harmlessly	by as he pulled it back onto his
    			left and curled it delicately along the ground just
    			outside the goalie's reach and just inside the far
    			post.
    
    87 min. A Turk	Cantona breaks to the bye line onto a great ball
    			from McClair. Keane is storming in from the right
    			but Cantona underhits the cross and it goes
    			straight to the Turkish No. 3 who, aware that Keane
    			is closing in (although still a good 5 yards away),
    			decides to slice it straight into his own goal.
    
    Final score 4-0. 
    
    
    Unfortunatley, Goteborg couldn't quite do the business in Barcelona
    although they certainly gave it their best shot, with the Barcelona
    keeper called upon to make some important (if not very convincing)
    saves both from play and from free-kicks. Barca also had their chances
    with Stoichkov providing most of the threat. The Goteborg defense
    looked superb however, and Ravelli was their when they needed him. The
    Barca goal came in the 81st minute from a Stoichkov corner driven low to 
    the near post. The Barca captain got his head to it and flicked it just 
    over Ravelli's hands and above the head of the Swede on the far post 
    where it went in off the woodwork. Goteborg managed to get one back in
    the 90th minute from a loose ball in the box, which Magnisson (?)
    latched onto and drove into the corner.
    
    And that's that for this year. At least we managed to go out on a high
    note, and in a few year's time the record won't look too bad (apart
    from goals conceeded !).
    
    				P  W  D  L  F    A  Pts
    
    		Goteborg	6  4  1  1  10   7  9
    		Barcelona	6  2  2  2  11   8  6
    		Man Utd		6  2  2  2  11  11  6
    		Galatasaray	6  1  1  4   3   9  3 
    
    
    One last point. I saw the highlights on French TV. The commentator
    started his intro in French (as they do !), and then broke into English
    for his little joke :
    
    	"1966 was a verri goood year for ze English foootbal -
    	 eet was ze year Eriic Cantona was bourn !"
    
    He followed this up later by describing Eric's cross for the OG as
    "Magnifique"  (my French spelling's pretty rusty but you get the
    drift).  Mind you, having heard the Radio 5 commentators refer to the
    Turks as Daffodils (they wore an all yellow kit)  nothing could
    astonish me.
    
    
    Here's to next year ;-)
    
    Jerry.
32.4850GENIE::BOLGERFunny Scotty,now beam down my clothes!Thu Dec 08 1994 12:309
    Matt,
    
    It's a pleasant change to hear a non United fan actually say that the
    team played well. 
    
    May I take this opportunity to wish you and your team the very best of
    luck in this year's autoglass trophy !
    
    Jerry.
32.4852FORTY2::FOWLERMSammy Chung's Scarlet ArmyThu Dec 08 1994 12:469
Galling though it is, I must agree with Matt. The Manc scum are a lot easier to
support when the side isn't full of manky old gits like Ince, Hughes,
Schmeichal, et al. I thought Beckham and Neville looked fantastic, but Eric is
still a miserable old sh*tbag who deserves to be banned forever.

It's almost a shame that Barca got a draw but all the old hated tosspots would
have been back in the quarters I suppose.

Mike
32.4853FORTY2::FOWLERMSammy Chung's Scarlet ArmyThu Dec 08 1994 12:475
>>>full of manky old gits

No pun intended. Honest.

Mike
32.4854TRUCKS::SANTRelax - I do believe it's working!Thu Dec 08 1994 13:2810
         
    	re .4852...
    
    	>...all the old hated tosspots would have been back in the
    	>quarters..
    
    	Yes, Mike - writing their usual drivel in here whilst claiming not
    	to be supporters, no doubt ;-)
    
    	Andy.
32.4855FORTY2::FOWLERMSammy Chung's Scarlet ArmyThu Dec 08 1994 13:544
Cor. Here I am, trying to pay the mancs a complement and all I get in return is
abuse. I shan't bother in future. 8-)

Mike
32.4856Up to DateESSB::BLONGPREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS 1993 &amp; 1994Thu Dec 08 1994 21:2359
    
Fixtures 1994/95 Season	         Score     Scorers		

Live on SKY *, ITV @, BBC +

14/ 8/94 Blackburn (C Shield) *   2-0      Cantona(P), Ince
20/ 8/94 QPR		(H)	  2-0      Hughes, McClair
22/ 8/94 Nottm Forest 	(A)   *   1-1      Kanchelskis
27/ 8/94 Tottenham	(A)       1-0      Bruce
31/ 8/94 Wimbledon	(H)       3-0      Cantona, McClair, Giggs
11/ 9/94 Leeds		(A)   *   1-2      Cantona(P)
14/ 9/94 Gothenburg (EC)(H)   @   4-2      Giggs(2), Kanchelskis, Sharpe
17/ 9/94 Liverpool	(H)       2-0      Kanchelskis, McClair
21/ 9/94 Port Vale (CCC)(A)       2-1      Scholes(2)  
24/ 9/94 Ipswich	(A)       2-3      Cantona, Scholes
28/ 9/94 Galatasaray(EC)(A)   @   0-0
 1/10/94 Everton	(H)       2-0      Kanchelskis, Sharpe
 8/10/94 Sheff Wed	(A)       0-1
15/10/94 West Ham	(H)       1-0      Cantona
19/10/94 Barcelona (EC) (H)   @   2-2      Hughes, Sharpe
23/10/94 Blackburn	(A)   *	  4-2      Kanchelskis(2), Cantona(P), Hughes
26/10/94 Newcastle (CCC)(A)       0-2
29/10/94 Newcastle	(H)       2-0      Pallister, Gillespie
 2/11/94 Barcelona (EC) (A)   @   0-4
 6/11/94 Aston Villa	(A)   *   2-1      Ince, Kanchelskis
10/11/94 Man City	(H)   *   5-0      Kanchelskis(3), Cantona, Hughes
19/11/94 Crystal Palace (H)       3-0      Irwin, Cantona, Kanchelskis
23/11/94 Gothenburg (EC)(A)   @   1-3      Hughes
26/11/94 Arsenal	(A)	  0-0
 3/12/94 Norwich	(H)	  1-0      Cantona 
 7/12/94 Galatasaray(EC)(H)   @   4-0      Davies, Beckham, Keane, OG
10/12/94 QPR		(A)
17/12/94 Nottm Forest   (H)
26/12/94 Chelsea	(A)
28/12/94 Leicester	(H)
31/12/94 Southampton	(A)
 2/ 1/95 Coventry	(H)
 7/ 1/95 Sheffield Utd  (A) FA Cup 3rd Round
15/ 1/95 Newcastle	(A)   *	
22/ 1/95 Blackburn	(H)   *
24/ 1/95 Crystal Palace (A)	
 4/ 2/95 Aston Villa	(H)	
11/ 2/95 Man City	(A)	
18/ 2/95 Arsenal	(H)	
22/ 2/95 Norwich	(A)
25/ 2/95 Everton 	(A)	
 4/ 3/95 Ipswich	(H)
 7/ 3/95 Wimbledon	(A)
11/ 3/95 Tottenham	(H)	
18/ 3/95 Liverpool	(A)
 1/ 4/95 Leeds		(H)	        
 8/ 4/95 Southampton	(H)
15/ 4/95 Leicester	(A)
17/ 4/95 Chelsea	(H)
29/ 4/95 Coventry	(A)
 6/ 5/95 Sheff Wed	(H)
13/ 5/95 West Ham	(A)	

    
32.4857Man U tickets?AYOV25::GLEROYFri Dec 09 1994 15:535
    My son (as well as being a Kilmarnock fan obviously) is now a mad keen
    Man U fan.  How could I get my hands on a couple of tickets for an Old
    Trafford match some time in the New Year?
    
    Gavin (from note 50)
32.4858The old ones are the bestYUPPY::PANESDebbie Magee..old dog, new tricksFri Dec 09 1994 16:3811
                     <<< Note 32.4857 by AYOV25::GLEROY >>>
                              -< Man U tickets? >-

>    My son (as well as being a Kilmarnock fan obviously) is now a mad keen
>    Man U fan.  How could I get my hands on a couple of tickets for an Old
>    Trafford match some time in the New Year?
    
     You could try writing to B Charlton at Old Trafford. I beleive
     he has been involved in the "ticket brokerage" business.

     Stuart
32.4859A lawyer writes...AYOV29::DUTY93_MALCNoggin the NogFri Dec 09 1994 16:585
    
    	Re last:
    
    	Do the laws of libel apply to this conference ?
    
32.4860REOSV2::STRATFORDSFri Dec 09 1994 17:096
    re -1
    
    It's a bit hard for someone to put alledgedly after a true statement
    ;-)
    
    
32.4861IntriguedAYOV29::DUTY93_MALCNoggin the NogFri Dec 09 1994 17:113
    
    What's the story then ?
    
32.4862GENIE::BOLGERFunny Scotty,now beam down my clothes!Fri Dec 09 1994 17:1511
    Re: .4856
    
    You missed out on one match Brian. It was our 2-0 home win against Port
    Vale in the CC Cup. Messrs McClair and May (!) providing the goals.
    
    If you look at the season so far, our 47 goals (excl. Charity Shield) 
    have come from 16 different players. All four goals on Wednesday night 
    came from players who had not scored for United this season. Davies, 
    Beckham, Keane and, of course, the Galatasary No. 3 ;-)
    
    Jerry.
32.4863SlapheadREOSV2::STRATFORDSFri Dec 09 1994 17:276
    He's been caught flogging tickets for the Cup final that were "given"
    to the club. The FA have banned him from receiving Cup Final Tickets.
    Funny, I would never have suspected that he was short of a few bob. A
    few hairs, granted ;-)
    
    Stuart
32.4864To the tower with him !AYOV29::DUTY93_MALCNoggin the NogFri Dec 09 1994 17:4110
32.4865REOSV2::STRATFORDSFri Dec 09 1994 18:002
    The only Jacks likely to do is eat more than 3 shredded wheat
    (alledgedly)
32.4866UPROAR::LEMPWe danced the Lumbago till dawnFri Dec 09 1994 18:355
    The reason nobody can eat 3 Shredded Wheat is because they're so
    boring! Anyone trying would fall asleep and drown in their milk. That's 
    my theory anyway...
    
    Paul.
32.4867REOSV2::STRATFORDSFri Dec 09 1994 18:467
    Paul
    
    So whoever makes them could actually be guilty of aiding and abetting
    suicide by trying to induce people to eat 3 shredded wheat. Maybe we
    should try and persuade Big Jack to eat 3, along with Brian Clough. ;-)
    
    Stuart
32.4868And Sir Geoff Boycott...AYOV29::DUTY93_MALCNogbad the BadFri Dec 09 1994 18:581
    
32.4869Sir Geoff Boycott == God.. ;->MARVIN::MORRELLBaby.. Baby.. We change... anything we want too... Sat Dec 10 1994 16:4510
    Gary Lineker dies and as he is being shown around Heaven by St Peter
    they see the Heaven footie team playing a game. "Look", says Lineker,
    "Theres Bobby Moore & Stanley Matthews and the Manager is Bill Shankly.
    But that's Eric Cantona isn't it - When did he die ?" 
    
    
    "Oh no" says St Peter, "That's God - He just thinks he's Eric Cantona"
    
    Rick.
    
32.487025 points out of 27ESSB::BLONGPREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS 1993 &amp; 1994Mon Dec 12 1994 16:4016
32.4871I didn't find this at all funny - honest ;-)GENIE::BOLGERFunny Scotty,now beam down my clothes!Tue Dec 13 1994 13:2839
    
    It's been pretty difficult to get in here this morning with all the
    Network Partner Exited error. Just cos network partners get excited
    doesn't mean they can just down tools and leave us waiting !
    
    Anyway, a former friend (he was tragically killed shortly after I
    recieved his mail) sent me the following "for my enjoyment".  Seeing as
    how he supports Bournemouth, I find it rather amusing that he has the
    audacity to take the mick ;-)
    
    
    Jerry.
    
    ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++


: 1. What's the difference between Gothenburg and Manchester Utd ?
:    - One are part-time Swedes, the other full-time turnips !

: 2. What do ManU and British Livestock have in common ?
:    - They both get slaughtered in Europe
:    - Livestock travel better in Europe

: 3. What do Manchester United and English girls have in common ?
:    - They both get f***ed in Spain

: 4. What do Manchester United and Squid have in common ?
:    - They both get battered in Spain

: 7. What do Nuclear Warheads and the ManU Defence have in common ?
:    - They both get dismantled a lot these days

: 8. What's the difference between the ManU Defence and Blackpool Beach ?
:    - The donkeys at Blackpool aren't on 10 grand a week

: 9. What's the difference between the ManU team and the ManU Pitch ?
:    - The pitch might get seeded next year

    
32.4872Its a funny old gameYUPPY::PANESStoickov&amp;RomarioTue Dec 13 1994 14:2418
That is the work of rec.sport.soccer's Voice of Football ( who has now
sadly departed). You should ask "your friend" to post you the work
of Chantelle ( Aged 13 ) , who you will find similarly unamusing.

Stuart

BTW One of my sad friends ( who loves MANU as much as me ), dined at the
    Blue Elephant on Saturday night. His wife ( little vixen ) espying
    ashen faced , tight-lipped supremo , Alex Funguson , saw an opportunity
    to wind both hubby and me up. Somewhere in a bin in London is a menu,
    adorned with the poisonous words;

    Don & Stuart

     Best Wishes

      Alex Ferguson

32.4873UPROAR::LEMPWe danced the Lumbago till dawnTue Dec 13 1994 14:348
>sadly departed). You should ask "your friend" to post you the work
>of Chantelle ( Aged 13 ) , who you will find similarly unamusing.
    
    Stuart,
    
    Couldn't you give us a few of the highlights.
    
    Paul.
32.4874YUPPY::PANESStoickov&amp;RomarioTue Dec 13 1994 14:4215
     <<< Note 32.4873 by UPROAR::LEMP "We danced the Lumbago till dawn" >>>

>>sadly departed). You should ask "your friend" to post you the work
>>of Chantelle ( Aged 13 ) , who you will find similarly unamusing.
    
>    Stuart,
    
>    Couldn't you give us a few of the highlights.
    
    Paul,

    Unfortunately some people might find Chantelle's prose a little
    to earthy for a family conference like this. 

    Stuart
32.4875CHEFS::EDWARDSDTue Dec 13 1994 15:0576
Another one from the net .....

------------------------------------
------------------------------------
----- Begin Included Message -----


ARE YOU PAUL INCE?

Kick the cat off the duvet as soon as you wake up?

Give the wife some verbal after finding the plastic toy in the cornflake box is 
one you've already got?

Tap the ankles of pension-collecting folk in the Post Office queue?

Answer the following questions to find out:

- ----

1. Your team's Irish midfielder, the one with the good engine and a fanny on 
his chin, has lost control of the ball and allowed it to run out of play. The 
referee and linesman both indicate a throw in to the opposition.
How do you react?

a. Pick up their dangerman and lets win that ball back. The crown haven't paid 
good money to watch poor play like that.

b. I personally thought there was an infringement in our favour a couple of 
moments ago that the referee should have blown up for.

c. F**K OFF REF!

- ----

2. Your teams spotty Scandanavian shotstopper has committed a rash 
challenge...in the other teams half. The officials conclude the offence was 
deliberate and the correct course of action is to dismiss the culprit.
How do you react?

a. No complaints about that one, its their temperament you know, coming from 
Viking stock and all that. You wouldn't have caught Alex Stepney doing that.

b. Surely a caution would have been punishment enough, after all we are United 
and we're only one down and he wouldn't have scored anyway and we'd have nicked 
a couple at the end.

c. F**K OFF REF!

- ----

3. Their top striker sets off on a mazy run that cuts a swathe through the 
teams defence, he rounds the (substitute) keeper and taps the ball home. The 
referee awards the goal and turns towards the half way line.
How do you react?

a. Crikey! Goal of the season or what! I wouldn't be surprised to find him in 
our side before too long, probably on the bench, though he might get a run out 
in European games.

b. Oh Shit! Alex isn't going to enjoy watching that one on the telly tonight 
and I just know that Pally will blame everybody except himself.

c. F**K OFF REF!

- -------------------

FINISHED? Lets see what the damage is:

All A's : You lying b*st*rd! do it again and answer truthfully this time.

ALL B's : You're so average you're probably Mickey Phelan

ALL C's : Hows tricks Incey!

    
32.4876Its only a joke...YUPPY::PANESStoickov&amp;RomarioTue Dec 13 1994 19:0836
The following is also lifted from r.s.s. It goes without saying
that some Manchester United "supporters" pointed out that the poster
hadn't got his facts right...hmmmmmm...how very sad.

Stuart




-------------------------------------------------------------------------


As a lifelong Man Utd fan I think you are all very cruel to us, 
incinerating that we are not real supporters.

I have followed Man Utd since the days of Denis Best and Brian Charlston 
in the 60s. I first liked them because of the romance of the Busby Kids 
and the tragedy of the Heysal Air Disaster.

I don't get to Old Trafford very much cos I live in London.  But I know 
the town of Trafford and have seen United on TV a lot.

Who can forget the wonderful 70s and 80s - the final against Liverpool 
when Stuart Pearce ond Lee Macari won the cup for the Red Demons.
Or better still, the back to back titles under "The Guvnor" Duncan Ferguson.

I think we are all genuine fans and you are wrong to be so harsh on us.
OK I did't wathc them so much when they were in Division 2, but just because
I follow a team which has won more championships in the past 27 years 
than any other doesn't mean that I know nothing about football.

So credit where credit is due, and I look forward to seeing Ryan, Eric 
and the rest of the boys go all the way in the European Cup this year 
after crushing the Bulgarian champions Gasalatasaatarsasary.

Darren "A Red till I dye" 
32.4877Very goodAYOV29::DUTY93_MALCNogbad the BadTue Dec 13 1994 19:183
    
    	It was worth waiting for.
    
32.4878United 3 Relegation Candidates 0CHEFS::EDWARDSDTue Dec 13 1994 19:447
    re:.4876
    
    Yawn - nothing to do Stuart ?  Like the personal name - very funny !
    You weren't one of those extreeeeemly funny Palace fans singing that at
    Old Trafford were you ?
    
    Dave
32.4879Cheer up, there's always next yearYUPPY::PANESStoickov&amp;RomarioTue Dec 13 1994 19:5815
                     <<< Note 32.4878 by CHEFS::EDWARDSD >>>
                     -< United 3 Relegation Candidates 0 >-

    re:.4876
    
>    Yawn - nothing to do Stuart ?  Like the personal name - very funny !
>    You weren't one of those extreeeeemly funny Palace fans singing that at
>    Old Trafford were you ?
    
>    Dave


Another sense of humour failure??

Stuart
32.4880Utd 3 Team Of The Eighties/Nineties/.. 0CHEFS::EDWARDSDTue Dec 13 1994 20:035
    Not really - I'm the first to accept that Utd have a lot of
    "hangers-on".  But it really is getting a bit dull now.  Maybe you
    could vent your obvious dislike of Utd in a different way ?  I believe
    Utd have a new away strip out in January - there you go, that gives you
    something to work on !
32.4881TRUCKS::SANTRelax - I do believe it's working!Wed Dec 14 1994 13:106
    
    	Dave, you're giving him the reaction he craves....
    
    	Just ignore him and he'll....go away.
    
    	Andy.
32.4882 smirk GENIE::BOLGERFunny Scotty,now beam down my clothes!Wed Dec 14 1994 13:108
    Stuart,
    
    That note was a load of old cobblers.  Every true United fan knows that
    Jack Busby didn't have any kids.
    
    Yours in Disgust,
    
    Jerry.
32.4884Who started this anyway ?GENIE::BOLGERFunny Scotty,now beam down my clothes!Wed Dec 14 1994 16:578
    Matt, 
    
    You're obviously not a devoted United fan like me.  The bloke who did
    the BT adds in his spare time was the Scottish central defender, Steve
    McQueen. While we're on the subject, remeber that little Swedish guy 
    Lars Olsen ?
    
    Jerry.
32.4885These crap jokes are easyAYOV29::DUTY93_MALCNogbad the BadWed Dec 14 1994 17:115
    
    Don't you mean Lars Place (which is where we'd all rather see Man Utd) ?
    
    Sorry, just couldn't resist that.
    
32.4886Can we knock the ForestESSB::BLONGPREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS 1993 &amp; 1994Fri Dec 16 1994 16:148
32.4887MARVIN::MORRELLBaby.. Baby.. We change... anything we want too... Sun Dec 18 1994 13:5412
    Oh dear.. well there'd always next year isn't there.... :->
    
    >Forest are the only away side to win at O.T. while I have been there,
    >so I stayed away from this one. Hope it works.
    
    Looks like you should have gone instead! :->
    
    When I was coming back from the Arsenal vs Leeds match (1-3.. YES! ) I had the 
    pleasure of telling a ManU fan that they had lost their two 100% records
    at Old Trafford....  :->
    
    Rick 
32.4888GENIE::BOLGERFunny Scotty,now beam down my clothes!Mon Dec 19 1994 17:4110
    
    Another deep and meaningful note from Mr. Morrell.
    
    Haven't seen all the highlights yet, but Mr. Colleymore's goal was an
    absolute cracker !  Hopefully, this doesn't mean that every Tom, Dick
    and Stan is going to come to O.T. and take three points away with them.
    
    At least the results for the other top teams worked in our favour !
    
    Jerry.  
32.4889Sob! Sob! How could they do this to my beloved UtdREOSV2::STRATFORDSMon Dec 19 1994 17:472
    Well I suppose it had to happen. A flukey away win. Wonder who'll win
    the championship now that the Manchester United challenge has faltered.
32.4890a minor hichup to our 3rd championshipSIOG::ODONOHOEMon Dec 19 1994 20:176
    Well,if you really believe the MAN U challenge has faltered
    you would have to go for Ipswich! ;-)
    A brilliant first goal by Collymore and if ever a home record must end
    a goal such as that makes it all the more bearable.
    A pity Sparky had to hit the bar as it was a classic volley.
    
32.4891O'Donohue down the wing?COMICS::HAWLEYIYou ain't seen me...roit?!Mon Dec 19 1994 20:219
    
    > a minor hichup to our 3rd championship
                        ^^^
    
    I'm sure Mr.Ferguson and the lads are very thankful for your help!
    
    ;-)
    
    Ian.
32.4892I mean "you ain't seen me....roit?!"SIOG::ODONOHOEMon Dec 19 1994 20:333
    Sorry Ian, I actually play in goals but due to the fact that Danny
    Wallace is "slightly" taller than me,Alex could not consider me for
    his title ambitions this season. :-{
32.4893I'm taller than Danny Wallace (he is under 5' isn't he ?)GENIE::BOLGERFunny Scotty,now beam down my clothes!Mon Dec 19 1994 21:346
    Ian,
    
    Me, Fergie and the lads do appreciate Mr. O'Donoghue's help so just lay
    off him alright ;-)))))
    
    Jerry.
32.4894A fan's perspectiveYUPPY::PANESand that's down a chimneyTue Dec 20 1994 16:0198
I found this on the net....( I hope it doesn't offend anyone)

Seasonal hugs,

Stuart


At last I got over from Denmark to see the mighty Reds play - but I must say
that it was a really eye opening trip.

First of all, Old Trafford isn't in London so we had to take an 8 hour
coach ride to a place called Manchester.  Well, I wasn't prepared for
that, I can tell you.

Once I got to the stadium I thought things would get better.  The place
was really full and there were loads of people from all over England
there. Somebody had even come from a place called Salford, which I had
never heard of, but he didn't talk like the real Man Utd fans and kept
dropping his "h"'s.

What a roar went up when skipper Eric Canotananana led the boys in blue on
to the field.  He was really impressive, with blonde hair and tree trunk legs.

When the match started I was so excited.  Man Utd's Dutch midfield player
Ince set up the first goal with a wonderful ball to fellow coloured player
Hughes who lashed it off the post and into the net.  Well, I was screaming
for more, but everyone else in the ground was completely silent except for
some stupid Forest fans who were going nuts.  I can't tell you how
embarassed I was and told the other fans to cheer a wonderful goal.  For
some reason (known only to himself) a big guy with a red scarf thumped me
in the side of the head.



Anyway, Nottigham mounted some attacks but we held out until half time.  I
was really thrilled when I heard that our arch rivals Ipswich had dropped
a point against lowly Wimbledon the night before.



"That'll piss off those scousers" I said to the man next to me, but he
just looked at me in a funny way.



Well, you could cut the atmosphere with a knife as the second half got
underway.  After another 15 minutes Cantona put us two up with the aid of
a lucky deflection.  I screamed out to the Forest defender "You are a
Masturbator" and the big man hit me again.



By this time I was really upset and it got worse when Forest pulled a goal
back almost immediately from a corner headed in by the jammy foreigner
Collymore.  "That was never a goal you foreign bastard" I roared and the
big man grabbed my testicles and squeezed them really hard.



When I woke up the St John's Ambulance Man told me he had never met anyone
like me before - which I thought was nice of him.

The game was over, and so I went for a drink with the other fans I had
been on the coach with.



As I celebrated with a rather large Baby Cham I told them that I had
always followed United and it was a dream come true to have seen them at
long last.  Obviously I was disappointed that Giggs had not played, but
after a few more drinks I was feeling quite queasy so I got back on the
bus for the long drive back to Heathrow.



Obviously I was unhappy that the big man had hurt me and I believe that
segregation of fans is now a priority in order to get rid of the hooligans.
I also felt that the ticket price was a little steep at 75 pounds, but it's
one way of making sure that fair weather fans like the man from Salford don't
get to see the games.



 Now perhaps the rest of you will stop saying
that Man Utd doesn't have real fans and wish us well in the European Cup.

Darren - a red till I dye









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32.4895TRUCKS::SANTRelax - I do believe it's working!Tue Dec 20 1994 17:0721
    
    	Hilarious, Stuart. I made it past the first paragraph only to
    	discover I'd seen something very similar somewhere before...
    	some wag called panesmetosayitbecausemysidesachefromlaughing
    	wrote it in one of the sleazier tabloids last week, I think (could
    	be mistaken here: Ed.) I hope you acknowledged your sources, old 
    	thing - plagiarism's a capital offence these days ;-)
    
    	It must be great fun writing these little ditties and sniggering
    	at them a couple of times a week....
    
    	Is this bitterness bourne from the fact that no one from outside
    	sarf lun-dun bothers to look up the Palace result at 4.40? Why,
    	if a Martian landed on Wimbledon Common, the first thing he'd
    	ask is "Are United still League Champions?".......he last visited
    	in '68 and has since been working for NASA for 176 years...
    
    	Seasonal hugs reciprocated,
    
    	Andy.
                            
32.4896YUPPY::PANESand that's down a chimneyTue Dec 20 1994 18:1420
Andy,

I do not claim to have written it , but as I stated - I found it on the net.

However your outburst does lead me to wonder, why is it that on the net,
(as in this  conference), it seems that followers of the "World's Biggest
Club" seem to react so passionately to any light-hearted jibes directed
at Manchester United?

I can imagine that the old jokes about not winning the championship would
wear a little thin, but your team's recent successes have put all that to
rest.

Humour is very obviously a personal and subjective thing, and I am sorry that 
you don't find the postings rib-ticklers. But I wonder what your reaction
would have been a few years ago, and if the jokes were directed at Liverpool?


Stuart

32.4897Bye for now...GENIE::BOLGERFunny Scotty,now beam down my clothes!Tue Dec 20 1994 18:358
    
    Well guys, I'm outta here - for the time being at least.  I'll probably
    be back in now and again next year. I'll miss the pi$$-taking and the
    occasional football-related note in here.
    
    Have a good Christmas and all the best for 1995 !
    
    Jerry.
32.4898REOSV2::STRATFORDSTue Dec 20 1994 18:445
    Jerry
    
    You're wit and wisdom and even handed approach will be sorely missed.
    
    Stuart
32.4899CHEFS::GEORGEMOh mr. songwriter, write me a song.....Tue Dec 20 1994 18:465
Up United!

(quite literally)

Bye Jerry.
32.4900GENIE::GOODEJMr Dragon - 761 4831Tue Dec 20 1994 19:0411
    
    Stuart,
    
    	I have to say that I think Andy is quite right to complain. The
    Dutchman in question was clearly a crank. He didn't know the first
    thing about Man-United (I think I'm right in saying he even though
    Forest were United! What a duffer!). Its incredible that people like
    him are able to work a computer at all. Where on earth he got the idea
    that Old Trafford was in London I can't imagine.
    
    JBG
32.4901GENIE::GOODEJMr Dragon - 761 4831Tue Dec 20 1994 19:088
    
    	Jerry may think he's got away but he's deluding himself! I predict
    we shall hear from him again in the new year.
    
    	In the mean time......did you know, Peter, that he's been seeing
    that Una woman again! 8-)
    
    JBG
32.49024 out of 6 for ForestESSB::BLONGPREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS 1993 &amp; 1994Wed Dec 21 1994 21:527
32.4903uuESSB::BLONGPREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS 1993 &amp; 1994Wed Dec 21 1994 21:543
32.4904A christmas jokeAYOV29::DUTY93_MALCOoh, ooh, Mr PeevelyThu Dec 22 1994 20:169
    
    	I hope this is not construed as racist - it's not meant to be.
    
    What is brown and plays for Man Utd ?
    
    
    
    Paul Mince.
    
32.4905REOSV2::STRATFORDSDon't tell Mr. MugabeThu Dec 22 1994 20:215
    Malc
    
    Not racist but possibly meatist
    
    Stuart
32.4906<The last laugh is still better!>ESSB::NBOYLEFri Dec 23 1994 11:471
    
32.4907Happy Xmas to all MancsESSB::BLONGPREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS 1993 &amp; 1994Fri Dec 23 1994 15:1324
32.4908UPROAR::LEMPThere ain't no sanity clauseFri Dec 23 1994 17:2114
    Oh, and
    
    
    
     "Were the best".
    
        b
        l
    b l o n g o
        n
        g
        o
    
    
32.4909United 3 Chelsea 2ESSB::BLONGPREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS 1993 &amp; 1994Wed Dec 28 1994 13:057
32.4910Cunno must be on holiday....GYMAC::DCASSIDYWed Dec 28 1994 19:0514
    
    Alright Brian ....try going for a home record of....
    
    P	W   D   L   F   A
    21	19  2   0   51  4
    
    Ooops...doesn't look like they'll do it this season...
    
    Listen Brian...when United do 5 (FIVE) League/Euro doubles
    then come back and play....
    
    Happy New Year...
    
    Dezzz.
32.4911United 1 Leicester 1ESSB::BLONGPREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS 1993 &amp; 1994Thu Dec 29 1994 11:4810
32.4912Nice one DesREOSV3::STRATFORDSSi, BaroneTue Jan 03 1995 20:186
    Apparently some new book that's been published concerning TGFTITW
    alledges that the BBC Pension Fund owns 3% of the shares of TGFTITW
    which goes a helluva long way to explaining why they are always on
    MotD.
    
    
32.4913United on SkyESSB::BLONGPREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS 1993 &amp; 1994Tue Jan 03 1995 20:318
32.4914Watch out.....here we come!!!POLAR::LARKINTue Jan 03 1995 20:526
    Don't look now, but Liverpool are breathing down your necks!!!
    
          \|/
          O^O
    --o00-<->-00o--
Gerry
32.49152-0 and 3 PointsESSB::BLONGPREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS 1993 &amp; 1994Wed Jan 04 1995 13:018
32.4916TRUCKS::SANTRelax - I do believe it's working!Wed Jan 04 1995 13:0824
    
    	R5 commentary on the match suggested the other Coventry centre half
    	was lucky to stay on after a "professional foul" [I HATE that term]
    	on Cantona. We could have had two more penalties as well, and City
    	could have had one for a Pallister hand-ball at 0-0 in the first
    	half.
    
       	A satisfactory if un-inspiring performance, after two disappointing
    	draws against struggling opposition. The 1-1 with Leicester is
    	a horror story that could come back to haunt us in the final 
    	reckoning in May....and I think we were "fortunate" to get a point
    	at the Dell.
    
    	Blackburn and United, with Liverpool in form and an outside bet.
    	That's the shake-up now for the title. Newcastle have stumbled,
    	and I heard Albert is out for the rest of the season. They must
    	concentrate on another EUFA spot. Forest don't have the squad
    	depth but play good football. Same for them. Spurs are the outside
    	late-runners, so watch them go for Europe too.
    
    	Oh, and a Happy New Year to everyone.
    
    	Andy.
                    
32.4917come on blackburnCOMICS::HAWLEYIStuart Stratford IS Don HoweWed Jan 04 1995 13:2013
    Andy,
    
    I dont think Liverpool are really in the race for the title.
    
    I'd say it was between Man Utd and Blackburn, with Utd being the clear
    favourites.
    Personally, i'll be happy with 3rd place and a euro spot for Liverpool.
    
    They have proved that they are a force to be reckoned with, but
    champions? dont think so. not this year anyway.
    
    ian.
        
32.4918REOSV3::STRATFORDSSi, BaroneWed Jan 04 1995 14:4016
    Andy,
    
    The first centre half shouldn't have been sent-off. The "foul" happened
    outside the box and Scoles took a pace or two before going down in the
    box. Far be it for me to cast asperstions but Herr Klinsmann has a lot
    to answer for. That said, TGFTITW should have had another 2 penalties
    so it evens out. Utd did not look very good last night. Their final
    pass let them down (particularly from Gillespie - He needs crossing
    practice) and the defence looked nervy. That said, they won (damn!) and
    closed the gap to 3 points. Schmeichel is still 2/3 weeks away from 
    playing according to an interview on Sky so it would seem that he is 
    definitely out for the visit to Newcastle and may miss Blackburn.
    
    Could prove to be an interesting month at the top
    
    Stuart 
32.4919Did anyone tape Tuesday's gameCHEFS::COOPERKWed Jan 04 1995 18:1913
    Hi,
    
    A good friend of mine (Patrick Abrahams, a DECie) went, with his
    daughter, to see Man United play Coventry Tuesday Night. His daughter 
    is mad keen on United. Did anyone manager to tape this game from SKY?
    
    Patrick would like a video of the game for his daughter..If you can
    help please could you mail Patrick Abrahams @REO.
    
    Many Thanks
    
    Keith Cooper.
    
32.4920UPROAR::LEMPThere ain't no sanity clauseThu Jan 05 1995 17:018
    >A good friend of mine (Patrick Abrahams, a DECie) went, with his
    >daughter, to see Man United play Coventry Tuesday Night. His daughter 
    >is mad keen on United. Did anyone manager to tape this game from SKY?
    
    That wouldn't be Chantelle would it?
    
    Paul.
    
32.4921TUXEDO::HINXMANSupport your local restaurateurThu Jan 05 1995 19:4712
	re .4916

>       	A satisfactory if un-inspiring performance, after two disappointing
>    	draws against struggling opposition. The 1-1 with Leicester is
>    	a horror story that could come back to haunt us in the final 
>    	reckoning in May....and I think we were "fortunate" to get a point
>    	at the Dell.

	I've thought this over and I believe you're right. A Southampton team
	that can't beat Manchester United at the Dell is struggling.

	Tony
32.4922Tough Start to our Defence of the FA CupESSB::BLONGPREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS 1993 &amp; 1994Mon Jan 09 1995 16:178
32.4923Wait for the AvalancheESSB::BLONGPREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS 1993 &amp; 1994Tue Jan 10 1995 11:431
32.4924Sheffield Utd 0-2 Manchester UtdAYOV16::IREIDOur day will come......Tue Jan 10 1995 12:060
32.4925What avalanche ?CHEFS::EDWARDSDTue Jan 10 1995 12:231
    
32.4926Eric the KingCHEFS::EDWARDSDTue Jan 10 1995 12:292
    Oh, you mean the vast number of replies commenting on that peach of a
    goal by Eric last night.
32.4927TRUCKS::SANTRelax - I do believe it's working!Tue Jan 10 1995 12:5823
    
    	Brian is probably referring to Eric's stupid kick (which missed!)
    	at Hartfield after two horrendous "tackles" by Sheffield players
    	within about two seconds of each other - forgotten by the ref in
    	the melee that followed - to which the Sheffield defender reacted
    	by slapping Cantona around the kisser. Eric walked away holding his
    	face, then knelt down to hi-lite the damage done to his mascara.
    
    	Gage tried to get Eric to stop feining injury, but he just pushed
    	him away.
    
    	The ref was right to send the defender off, but Cantona should
    	probably have been booked for his part. The other Sheffield
    	defender that clattered Butt should have had a card too.
    
    	United scored two lovely goals, first one by Hughes heading in
    	a great Giggs ball, the second a Cantona chip from 25 yards over 
    	Kelly after another good Giggs ball.
    
    	Man Utd should have scord about 4 more, but for some miracle
    	stops by Kelly and the woodwork.
    
    	Andy.
32.4928Avalanche becoming a trickle...AYOV29::DUTY93_MALCOoh, ooh, Mr PeevelyTue Jan 10 1995 16:1610
    
    	Can I be the first to say I do not like the new away strips ?
    
    	I also do not like the downright cynical way the red scum extort
    money out of their fans with such blatant commercialism. How a nice
    Govan boy like Ferguson can condone this behaviour is beyond me. Oh
    hang on, he did play for Rangers, didn't he ? That probably explains it.
    
    Malc.
    
32.4929to dear deraWOTVAX::MACDONALDIStalybridge CelticTue Jan 10 1995 16:249
    
    
    I see the cost of the new kit is about 37 pounds JUST for the top...
    
    Is released next week I think..  I'll be rushing down to get one NOT
    :-)
    
    
    mac
32.4930They also have to answer to shareholdersREOSV3::STRATFORDSNigel wants to go to C&amp;ATue Jan 10 1995 16:2817
    Malc
    
    Whilst not condoning Man U's behaviour (or for that matter, that of any 
    other premiership club), it goes back to 2 fundamental points:
    
    1.	People complain that it exploits children, forcing parents to buy
    	the kit. Wrong. The majority of sales are in the adult sizes so it
    	means that people have obviously got more money than sense. Also,
    	what is wrong with parents saying "no" when little Johnny says he      
    	wants Man U's 54th away strip?	
    
    2.	If the people didn't buy them, they wouldn't make them.
    
    All boils down to basic economic principles of supply and demand.
    
    Stuart		
    	
32.4931..just heard on the RadioPEKING::WILSOND1DAVE WILSON @WLCTue Jan 10 1995 16:336
32.4932TRUCKS::SANTRelax - I do believe it's working!Tue Jan 10 1995 16:357
    
    	WHAT???!!! When, Dave? Today? End of the season?
    
    	This is incredible news. Please confirm factual details when they
    	become available. Thanks!
    
    	Andy.
32.4933Lies, damn lies and radio reportsREOSV3::STRATFORDSNigel wants to go to C&amp;ATue Jan 10 1995 16:415
    If, and it's a big if, it is true you can expect to see riots in
    Newcastle, Keegan resigning as manager and Man U still not winning on
    Sunday ;-)
    
    Stuart
32.4934I am the news man...PEKING::WILSOND1DAVE WILSON @WLCTue Jan 10 1995 16:467
32.4935CHEFS::GEORGEMThe wonderful thing about tiggers...Tue Jan 10 1995 16:506
I know I'm a late starter, but I just saw the first 20 minutes of last night's 
match again, and Blake should've got a penalty, and Cantona is a big girl's 
blouse.  Having said that, Man U. earned the victory.

p.s.If Man U. buy Cole for 7m, they're idiots, as he hasn't scored in the last 
9 games.  Surely they could've struck a better bargain than that.
32.4936Maybe this is the avalancheAYOV29::DUTY93_MALCOoh, ooh, Mr PeevelyTue Jan 10 1995 16:5114
    
    4930. Stuart, I would turn your statement around and say if Man Utd did
    not make them people would not buy them. People can not help being
    gullible mugs (debatable) but Man Utd can stop themselves exploiting
    this fact. No-one is forcing them to introduce a new away strip half
    way through a season, and 2, 3 or 4 versions is over the top by any
    standards. You mention other Premier clubs but I don't think any-one
    else has plunged to these depths.
    
    4931. Incredible, but I wonder if it lends any credence to our musing
    on Mr Coles racial problems at Newcastle just before Christmas ........
    
    Malc (I won't be buying the new strip either).
    
32.4937CHEFS::GEORGEMThe wonderful thing about tiggers...Tue Jan 10 1995 17:049
Wasn't the original point of having home and away strips that if you're colour 
blind, or it's foggy, or you're watching it on B&W TV, you can tell the 
difference between the 2 teams.  The point used to be that you would have one 
light coloured kit, and one dark.  Man U Have got 3 dark kits and one crap 
stripey effort.  Unless they're playing Notts Forrest or Liverpool, there's no 
need to change their damn shirts.  If they need to, why not just wear the black 
ones.  No-one else plays in black.

pah!
32.4938UPROAR::LEMPThere ain't no sanity clauseTue Jan 10 1995 17:237
>need to change their damn shirts.  If they need to, why not just wear the black 
>ones.  No-one else plays in black.
    
    Don't ref's wear black in the F.A.Cup? Or is that only the Merson Cup.
    
    Paul.
    
32.4939The silence is deafening .....AYOV29::DUTY93_MALCOoh, ooh, Mr PeevelyTue Jan 10 1995 17:2412
    
    > Man U Have got 3 dark kits and one crap stripey effort.
    
    	I thought it was 2 crap stripey efforts. Wasn't the one against
    Coventry green and white or is my telly on the blink ?
    
    	Otherwise my point entirely. Don't seem to be many Man U fans
    leaping to their defence here. Or maybe they've all gone down the shops
    like a bunch of lemmings ?
    
    Malc.
    
32.4940REOSV3::STRATFORDSNigel wants to go to C&amp;ATue Jan 10 1995 17:244
    Matt
    
    Apparently, last night because the ref wore black ManU didn't. Odd
    because they play with 11 refs usually!
32.4941CHEFS::GEORGEMThe wonderful thing about tiggers...Tue Jan 10 1995 17:2810
What was wrong with red?  Sheffield were in red & white.  What's wrong with 
green?

Blimey.  There's no need for 4 kits.  Pity the parents of 3 kids who support 
Man U.  If they're 30-40 bucks a throw, we're talking about 300-400 quid. 
There's great pressure on kids to have the latest strip, and they pass it on to 
their parents.  

Has no-one thought of telling the refs to wear a different colour?  Then, all 
you've got to worry about is clashing with the opposite team.
32.4942FORTY2::ASHMail Interchange Group, ReadingTue Jan 10 1995 17:294
32.4943REOSV3::STRATFORDSGood Grief, PenfoldTue Jan 10 1995 17:319
    Matt
    
    Goes back to the point I made. Nobody forces parents to buy these kits.
    It is their own weakness. They should learn to say "no" to their
    children once in a while and then the younger generation might well
    learn to value the gifts that they are given. A bit of discipline is
    all they need.
    
    Stuart
32.4944Can we take it you don't have any kids, Stuart ?AYOV29::DUTY93_MALCOoh, ooh, Mr PeevelyTue Jan 10 1995 17:341
    
32.4945re -1 : Precisely!CHEFS::GEORGEMThe wonderful thing about tiggers...Tue Jan 10 1995 17:352
Try telling the bullies in the schools where the kids get beaten up for wearing 
1990's kit.  I've seen it happen. 
32.4946CHEFS::EDWARDSDTue Jan 10 1995 17:357
    re:-1
    
    The refs are going back to wearing black either next season, or the
    season after, hence Utd cant keep the black strip.
    
    CEEFAX also has details of the Cole deal.  Subject to medical - 6m cash
    + Gillespie for 1m : total deal 7m.  
32.4947PEKING::WILSOND1DAVE WILSON @WLCTue Jan 10 1995 17:4110
    
    Stuart
    
    Its alright for you, your kids will be made to support the Arse, and so
    won't want to wear any of the shirts for faer of being ridiculed at
    School.
    
    Dave...who's boy is too young to wear a shirt anyway.
    
    
32.4948CHEFS::EDWARDSDTue Jan 10 1995 17:426
    Whoops, that should be re: a few back
    
    If it is a racism problem, then why is Keegan going for players like
    Armstrong and now, allegedly, Colleymore ? 
    
    
32.4949UPROAR::LEMPThere ain't no sanity clauseTue Jan 10 1995 17:447
>There's great pressure on kids to have the latest strip, and they pass it on to 
>their parents.  
    
    Surely they won't fit their parents? If the kids are that big I'd
    suggest it was about time for them to buy their own.
    
    Paul.
32.4950Hughes/Sharpe/Giggs/Kan/keane on Bench?PEKING::SHALLOMANORA MOLLAHS!Tue Jan 10 1995 17:457
    
    Andy Cole...
    Could be an interesting game on Sunday at Newcastle!!,if it's safe enough
    for him to play?? Don't know what team Fergie will pick when everybody
    is fit?
    
    Aron...
32.4951REOSV3::STRATFORDSGood Grief, PenfoldTue Jan 10 1995 17:4710
    re .4947
    
    Dave 
    
    I would never force any child to support Arsenal. It's up to them to
    make their own free choice. However if they tried to support the Mancs,
    the Scouse gits, Chelsea, West Ham or S@!%s then a free debate would
    take place after which they would change their views.
    
    Stuart
32.4952Starter for 10AYOV29::DUTY93_MALCOoh, ooh, Mr PeevelyTue Jan 10 1995 17:5119
32.4953REOSV3::STRATFORDSGood Grief, PenfoldTue Jan 10 1995 17:5215
    Christ I'm gonna have to learn to type faster.
    
    Ferguson is actually making a good signing (painful tho' it is to admit
    it). Hughes will be off at the end of the year, along with McClair.
    Cantona can't be relied on from one year to the next and Mystic Meg
    predicts that he is going to make his debut in the movies whilst taking
    a break from the beautiful game (wonder if Leslie Ash will be his
    co-star ;^)) so he has replaced a load of foreign Johnnies with a
    decent English player. 
    
    It's also a good move for Cole. After all, playing for TGFTITW will
    mean that it will be impossible for El Tel Vegetables to ignore him for
    the England team.
    
    Stuart
32.4954It's size that mattersYUPPY::WORBOYSTue Jan 10 1995 17:5617
    
    
    >> The majority of sales are in the adult size etc...
    
    
    This is not the case, the clubs make a lot of this and try to 
    convince us its only adults buying the shirts. I'm afard its good 
    old propaganda. 
    
    All the clubs make the childrens sizes very small. I have just 
    purchased a shirt for my 12 year old son and had to buy a mans 
    size. 
    
    There and lies, dame lies, statistics and sun exclusives.
    
    
    Gary
32.4955REOSV3::STRATFORDSGood Grief, PenfoldTue Jan 10 1995 17:5910
    re -1
    
    Actually Umbro have confirmed that the Adult sizes sell far better than
    junior sizes re ManU shirts. I never said that children don't get these
    shirts. I pointed out that the majority of sales are in adult
    sizes.                         ^^^^^^^^
    
    Stuart
                                  
    
32.4956AYOV29::DUTY93_MALCOoh, ooh, Mr PeevelyTue Jan 10 1995 18:2016
    
    4948 (CHEFS::EDWARDS) Are you replying to my 4936 ? The racism referred
    to is the speculation in the Newcastle Utd note regarding a rumour
    started in Switzerland of Andy Cole and Ruel Fox requesting transfers
    due to racial harassment in Newcastle. At the time it was dismissed as
    unsubstantiated but there might just be something in it. Andy Cole is
    regarded as a god on Tyneside amongst true football fans and Keegan
    thinks the sun shines out of his bum. And he must be on a pretty good
    salary there so why he should want to leave is totally beyond me -
    unless it's something sinister.
    
    	Anyway what's this about Collymore and Armstrong ? (Should this be
    in 52 by the way ?)
    
    Malc.
    
32.4957REOSV3::STRATFORDSGood Grief, PenfoldTue Jan 10 1995 18:259
    Malc
    
    Maybe Cole was homesick. His family is from Nottingham and Manchester
    is nearer to Nottingham than Newcastle.
    
    His departure leaves in serious doubt John Hall's desire for Newcastle
    to be the top club in the land. 
    
    Stuart
32.4958OI! KID! NO!AYOV16::IREIDOur day will come......Tue Jan 10 1995 18:3814
Re strips & pressure & sizes etc.

Being a child in this conference I feel I have to put in my tuppence worth.
When you are at school you do P.E. In PE you play football.  When you
play football you wear football tops.(note short sentences for Man Utd fans)
If you wear a football top that is last seasons or even older you get the
p!$h ripped out you.  You ask your mum for the new Celtic, Rangers, 
Arse, Man U, top she says, "How much is it?", "35 pound you say", 
what does she say? "F**K OFF".

I agree with a few back.  Football strips are made very small.  I have to get
a medium of a large to fit me and I am very small.

Choppers
32.4959CHEFS::EDWARDSDTue Jan 10 1995 18:4216
    Malc,
    
    No I was referring to a comment made about the black kit - I think
    by GEORGEM, but I'm not sure.
    
    re: Armstrong and Colleymore.  Keegan was reported to have made a 3.5m
    bid for Armstrong.  It was in several papers at the weekend.  Ceefax is
    speculating that he will now go for Colleymore.  Makes a nonsense of
    the racism suggestions don't you think.
    
    Personally, I'm disappointed to see Gillespie go.  He was the pick of
    the youngsters and will be a star.  He'a already an international and
    scored a belter against Newcastle earlier this season.  I think he's a
    snip at 1m in todays market.  
    
    Dave 
32.4960CHEFS::GEORGEMThe wonderful thing about tiggers...Tue Jan 10 1995 18:431
BTW, GEORGEM = Matt.
32.4961CHEFS::EDWARDSDTue Jan 10 1995 18:441
    Hi Matt
32.4962CHEFS::GEORGEMThe wonderful thing about tiggers...Tue Jan 10 1995 18:561
Hi EDWARDSD!
32.4963goal king coleESSB::WDOYLETue Jan 10 1995 20:065
    
     re.4950
    
      according to news reports both managers have decided that
      Cole won't play in Sundays fixture.
32.4964A load of old ballsREOSV3::STRATFORDSGood Grief, PenfoldTue Jan 10 1995 20:1415
32.4965XSTACY::PHAYDENTue Jan 10 1995 20:246
It's probably as much for the benifit of the player as anything else. Can't you
imagine the abuse Cole would get from the fans !
This is the second time that ol' Fergie the lucky's title hopes look like being
saved by matters which are totally out of his hands.

What a jammy git.
32.4966REOSV3::STRATFORDSGood Grief, PenfoldTue Jan 10 1995 20:285
    Abuse should not worry him. He is going to get sh1t from the Toon army
    whenever he plays there. 
    
    Man U haven't won the League yet so don't give up hope that they will
    fall flat on their faces!!!
32.4967Blatant profiteering.SNLV01::PARSONSDAVIDWed Jan 11 1995 01:3822
    Six million quid is a hell of a lot of dough for someone so young who
    isn't even an established international yet. If I was Mr. Ferguson, I
    would have waited a few games longer in case Cole's bad patch continued
    thus making him a couple of million cheaper. Silly money indeed!!
    
    For Newcastle 6 million quid represents good financial acumen as
    they have made a 4.25 million profit on him plus they have Gillespie
    thrown into the bargain too. I wonder what John Hall will do with his
    extra cash apart from waste it on overpriced English strikers. 
    
    On the Mancs and their many colours, if people are stupid enough not
    to realise that they are being ripped off when they buy the latest away
    strip then more power to Umbro. They are obviously laughing all the way
    to the bank with their pockets lined with large amounts of cash. I wish
    I was in a similar position. One thing though, doesn't the fact that
    Man U has so many different colours to choose from undermine the
    tradition of the club. For example would a new person to the game
    realise why they are called the Red Devils when in some games they look
    like a team of Refs and in another they look as though they are dressed
    in old Tesco bags. 
    
    Cheers.     
32.4968you saw it here firstWEAR::BODDYSlaven was born offside !!!Wed Jan 11 1995 15:206
    
    
    	Prediction :
    
    
    	Hughes to Middlesbrough
32.4969Too late....AYOV16::IREIDOur day will come......Wed Jan 11 1995 15:251
He has already moved to Everton(alledgedly)
32.4970Andy Cole give him the ball and he'll score a goalSIOG::ODONOHOEWed Jan 11 1995 16:056
    Rumours are arriving in thick and fast that Sparky will go to
    Everton for 2.5 million and a three year contract.He is also 
    building a house in Cheshire and this is supposedly the reason 
    why he declined a move to Newcastle.
    It would be hard to imagine him playing for another premiership
    club and hopefully he will not leave but who will make way for cole?
32.4971How aboutESSB::BLONGPREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS 1993 &amp; 1994Wed Jan 11 1995 18:384
32.4973CEEFAX says ...FUTURS::MARSHALL1Wed Jan 11 1995 20:1311
    
    CEEFAX is reporting that Sparky hasn't signed for anyone and that no
    offer has been accepted. He is supposed to be talking to Martin Edwards
    tonight, and is "seeking reassurances after the move of Cole to
    United".
    
    It is also reported that Everton, Leeds, and Manchester City are
    interested in Huges.
    
    	Steve
    
32.4974going for the ball!WOTVAX::HARDYPWed Jan 11 1995 20:259
    Chaps,
    
    I don't fancy Cole's chances of ever playing for ManU if he gets
    involved in a training session with Hughes. Shin splints will seem like
    a Thai massage if Hughes gets to implant six studs down to the marrow.
    The only option Fergy has is to get rid of Hughes to a team where he
    can fit into the the style of play (I bet BUPA don't sponsor Everton).
    
    Peter.  
32.4975TRUCKS::SANTRelax - I do believe it's working!Thu Jan 12 1995 12:502
    
    	8-)
32.4976Man U Away Shirt BluesCHEFS::EDWARDSDFri Jan 13 1995 13:0243
    What follows is the latest piece of literary genius by the infamous
    Chantelle (taken from the net).  It does contain the odd naughty word
    so if you're easily offended, hit next unseen, otherwise ......
    
    
    

         Away Shirt Blues - By Chantelle
         
         Munday nite and wear at bramall lane
         its rainin and the winds a rite fuckin pain
         but im cozi and warm sat on me bed
         watshing the telly all dressd in red
         im buzzin, thers no way we can luse
         owt cum the teams...fuck me
         ....what's all this...
         ...Ive got the Man U Away shirt blues
         
         jesus crist, has me tellys culur gone ?
         wot the fuk are them shurts the lads ave got on ?
         ther blue and white and no sine of red
         they luk like them crippels wot play for sheff wed
         has alex fergy been hittin the booze ?
         i've got the Man U Away Shirt Blues.
         
         its only 6 munths since i spent lodes of dosh
         on me home shirt (it reeli cud do with a wosh)
         and now ive got to bye anuther
         i'll ave to go robbin wiv leannes big bruther
         i'll nick me a shirt wile ees liftin sum shoes
         i've got the Man U Away Shirt Blues.
         
         and nekst yeer before they bring out new kit
         i ope theyll change the dezine just a bit
         to make eric (our god) luk less of a wally                
         i just wish theyd cut off the fuckin collar
         ive switshed off me telly and now for a snooze
         i've got the Man U Away Shirt Blues.
         
         Chantelle, aged 13


    
32.4977UPROAR::LEMPThere ain't no sanity clauseFri Jan 13 1995 13:1012
    
    Come on moderators, do your job. This sort of filth just isn't what we
    expect from the footie conference. If this is the level that this
    conference has stooped to then I'll have to consider whether I will
    bother with it in future.
    
    >     they luk like them crippels wot play for sheff wed
    
    Disgusting!
    
    Paul.
    
32.4978CHEFS::EDWARDSDFri Jan 13 1995 13:4113
    >     they luk like them crippels wot play for sheff wed
    
    Paul,
    
    I didn't realise the words "sheff wed" would cause so much offense.
    Please accept my sincere apologies. 
    
    - they luk like them crippels wot play for sh**f w*d
    
    Is that better ?
    
    Dave
    
32.4979Eat your heart out KeatsUPROAR::LEMPThere ain't no sanity clauseFri Jan 13 1995 14:2711
    Dave,
    
    Erm, how about a completely different team who play in blue and white
    stripes. Now then let's think....I know, how about...
    
    - they luk like them crippels wot play for goteborg 
    
    Nah, doesn't rhyme, does it.
    
    Paul.
    
32.4980Also on the Net.AYOV16::IREIDOur day will come......Fri Jan 13 1995 16:1670
Subject: Man.Utd 3rd Round Report : a TRUE fans view  [1/1]
Date: 10 Jan 1995 17:41:37 GMT

Man.Utd's 3rd Round Tie : A Fan's eye view

This was it! I jumped at the chance of seeing this cup game, I travel
to most home and away matches and tonights journey was particularly
difficult because my red setter Bartholomew was sleeping in the
conservatory entrance, I managed to avoid him by performing a tricky
body swerve reminiscent of the great David Law and sat down into my
favourite armchair to watch the game.

Tonights game was a trip to Sheffield for the jolly old red devilles
and I did instantly notice that our supporters had already taken the
oppurtunity to blow up thousands of red and white balloons to
frighten our sad opposition. "Top Show!" I cried at the top of my
voice and I nearly spilled the glass of sherry that I had poured
myself on this most special evening! Just think, 5000 pounds for new
carpets and I spill sherry all over it! Oh, the sacrifices I make for
United!

The Vicarage Road pitch was in a terrible state and the wind was
swirling up a typhoon, the fans were chanting "Come on you Blades!" 
and I decided to join in this most spiffing chorus, celebrating our 
magnificent team of the 17th Century. How could anyone not forget
the Buzzby Blades. My deep baritone was cut short when the teams ran
out onto the pitch, Sheffield Wednesday were wearing their 
traditional Blue and White stripes, whearas United had unvieled their
newest strip, red and white stripes and black shorts, "Down to the
sports emporium tommorow" I mused in exitement at the prospect of
buying the newest merchandise.

The unsportsmanlike Wednesday players began bursting our balloons
with a ferocity that disgusted me. "I hope that Brian Figgs scores
numerous goals tonight you disgraceful young men!" I screamed.
Then the match kicked off, we had an early chance when our French
centre forward Charles De Gaul performed a spectacular bicycle kick
which was frantically gathered by their blond keeper Chris Woods.
Then, moments later their slow and hideously ugly number 4 did seem
to clatter one of our players in the box. "A penalty referee sir!"
I bellowed, but to my anguish the referee played on. "It's a fix!!"
I added. Then there was the disgraceful incident in the fourteenth
minute when their seedy one-eyebrowed number 9 did aim a spiteful
kick into the groin of our Captainmarvelfantastic Bobby Robson.
He sprang up bravely and let the werewolf know he was not to be
messed with by cuffing his ears, and the referee in his blind
ambition to make us lose did send him off! A disgrace! From this
point we showed our mettle and did battle bravely. Even with 10 men
Suzzanne Charlton went close with a deft flick. I prayed for a goal 
but it wasn't to be, at half time it was 0-0.

In the interval, I did what any hardcore fan would do and went to
the bar, I chose a Cognac (French of course) this time. I sat down
and awaited the second half. Hopefully our charismatic cockney
manager Alex Higgins was giving them an exceptional team talk to
rouse their hearts.

In the second half, Wednesdays one man advantage began to show, even
though our boys were rallying bravely. Eventually the cheats broke
the deadlock with a goal from a muscular dwarf with a perm, and to
cap it all that cheating number 9 grabbed the final goal eight 
minutes from time, completely mis-kicking the ball which was carried
by the wind into the net.
I DEMAND AN F.A ENQUIRY! MANCHESTER UNITED ARE NOT TO BE TREATED 
IN THIS MANNER!

Choppers

(From an original posting by Richard at istcrg@inet.uni-c.dk)
32.4981TRUCKS::SANTRelax - I do believe it's working!Fri Jan 13 1995 16:577
    
    	..as if I needed reminding why I don't bother reading stuff on
    	"the Net"...
    
    	How do you guys find the time to take all this in?
    
    	Andy.
32.4982Empty heads, Andy. Empty Heads 8-)REOSV3::STRATFORDSGood Grief, PenfoldFri Jan 13 1995 17:011
    
32.4983UPROAR::LEMPThere ain't no sanity clauseFri Jan 13 1995 17:065
    Someone's just told me we've signed a new striker. Can anyone confirm
    this? He's signed from a German club and his name is Helmut Kohl. I
    think the signing on fee was about 7m. 
    
    Cockney Red.
32.4984TRUCKS::SANTRelax - I do believe it's working!Fri Jan 13 1995 17:106
    
    	Which pub did you go to, Paul?
    
    	HM Customs & Exercise want to test their beer....
    
    	Andy.
32.4985A Lucky Point GainedESSB::BLONGPREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS 1993 &amp; 1994Mon Jan 16 1995 13:3010
32.4986senile old troutREOSV3::STRATFORDSGood Grief, PenfoldMon Jan 16 1995 13:4113
    Magic stuff from John Junor in the Mail on Sunday. Said that Andy Cole
    is a tempremental character who never stays in one place long enough and 
    it is doubtful that he will be at TGFCITW for all that long. The
    atricle basically slated Cole. Now correct if I'm wrong (and I'm sure
    you will) but I don't think that Cole has actually asked for a transfer
    in his career. Arsenal sold him because GG thought that "he was too
    like Kevin Campbell (!)" and Bristol City & Newcastle sold him because
    it represents good business. OK so he walked out for a few days last
    year but Keegan and countless other people have done so in the past and
    never been chastised.
    
    
      
32.4987Allegedly....TRUCKS::SANTRelax - I do believe it's working!Mon Jan 16 1995 13:4815
    
    	Stuart, the title of your note explains where this sort of guff
    	comes from.
    
    	The press in this country are a shambles. But then, we go out and
    	buy the crap AND read it, so I guess as long as there's a market,
    	these criminals will keep on churning it out.
    	
    	For sports journalism I only bother reading the Sunday Times and
    	the Torygraph - neither of these tend towards printing
    	sensationlist uninformed inaccurate speculation. Unlike others,
    	one of which you mentioned...
    
    	Andy.
    
32.4988Eric the King45769::EDWARDSDMon Jan 16 1995 13:517
    >>Magic stuff from John Junor in the Mail on Sunday. Said that Andy
    >>Cole is a tempremental character who never stays in one place long
    >>enough and it is doubtful that he will be at TGFCITW for all that long.
    
    Didn't they all say that about a certain Monsieur Cantona ?  Let's hope
    Cole is as big a disaster as Eric has been !
                                              
32.4989Andy Cole? Who he?COMICS::HAWLEYIYou ain't seen me...roit?!?Mon Jan 16 1995 14:0611
    
    I don't know. I'm off for a week and the whole world goes mad!
    Fergie must be worried if he's trying to buy the title again.
    and giving away Gillespie into the bargain? strange to give away one so
    young and talented...mind you, if he becomes a superstar, he can
    always be bought back for 3 times the price cant he? :-)
    
    7 million? Stanley Matthews reckons no player is worth that much and i 
    must say I agree with him. 
    
    Ian.
32.4990REOSV3::STRATFORDSGood Grief, PenfoldMon Jan 16 1995 14:216
    Andy
    
    I read the Sunday Times also but let's face it, there's nothing like a
    good piece of sensationism from a "journalist" ;-)
    
    Stuart
32.4991Moneychester UnitedAYOV29::DUTY93_MALCDrat, drat and triple dratTue Jan 17 1995 12:2415
    
    	Martin Edwards on the TV last night "defending" the issue of yet
    another away strip and bringing the faithful the glad tidings that the
    black strip will be replaced in the summer. Oh joy. Apparently the new
    strip will cost a spit off 50 quid for the whole thing. Already mutterings
    of discontent from the natives round OT (and quite rightly so, say I).
    
    	One thing we never mentioned was the timing of the new kit issue
    i.e. right after Christmas. Little Johnny receives a new strip for his
    present and by the time he starts school again after the winter break
    its already out of date. Might I suggest this was totally calculated
    and deliberate. I got out of the cynical side of bed this morning.
    
    Malc.
    
32.4992Come on you reds/blues/blacks/green&yellows...45769::EDWARDSDTue Jan 17 1995 12:4511
    re:-1
    
    Ah but, little Johnny will have received the new HOME kit for Christmas
    - that wont be out of date until next season !  The new away kit
    replaces the old black kit which *has* to be replaced due to the refs 
    wearing black next season.  Now, the surprising thing is that Utd
    didn't decide to use the commemerative yellow and green strip to
    replace the black strip, instead of trying to look like Sheff Wed. 
    Maybe the Sheff Wed look is in this year.  
    
    Dave
32.499345769::GEORGEMThe wonderful thing about tiggers...Tue Jan 17 1995 12:565
Well, it's all obviously for the dosh, isn't it.  Otherwise, they'd do what 
rugby teams have done for a century, and make the ref wear a different shirt 
every time.  Each team wears a totally different kit, so there's no real need 
for "away" kits, and the ref just picks a colour that doesn't coincide with the 
teams playing
32.4994REOSV3::STRATFORDSDagnabit MuskratTue Jan 17 1995 13:0310
    re .4992
    
    Having watched the Edwards interview and accompanying piece, I
    understood that the blue kit replaced the green kit. Edwards also
    stated that each kit has a life expectancy of 2 years before it is
    replaced.
    
    No wonder kits make so much money for clubs...
    
    Stuart
32.4995rip-offFORTY2::JONESNeilTue Jan 17 1995 13:0721
    
    Actually Edwards used the following expression...
    
    "... we took the interests of the shareholders and the fans into
    consideration"
    
    Now this is actually telling the truth. What he neglected to say was 
    
    "... and we came to the conclusion that we would benefit the
    shareholders and stuff the fans"
    
    Hopefully the fans will vote with their feet (or is that wallet/purse)
    and not buy *any* shirts. This would leave loads of stock on Man Utd's
    shelves, especially in the shops they own themselves! And they make
    less sales than before plus having loads of warehouse space in use
    containing the new kit which nobody wants.
    
    Did anybody see the "Fantasy Football" shirt-swapping sketch on this? 
    Great stuff!
    
    Neil
32.4996AYOV29::DUTY93_MALCDrat, drat and triple dratTue Jan 17 1995 13:1210
    
    4992. Dave, little Johnny has already got the home kit, he got it last
    Christmas. This Christmas Santa promised him the away kit that he has
    always yearned for, little realising that Man Utd hadn't consulted him
    or his elves. What does the yellow and green strip commemorate ?
    
    4993. Matt, that's quite a good idea ! I'm impressed.
    
    Malc.
    
32.4997how to buy successCOMICS::HAWLEYIYou ain't seen me...roit?!?Tue Jan 17 1995 13:188
    
    I thought the best reaction to the blue kit came from the manc fan on
    the news last night:
    
    "Blue? you might as well put bloody 'city' across it!"
    
    
    Ian.
32.499845769::GEORGEMThe wonderful thing about tiggers...Tue Jan 17 1995 13:2115
.4995

Yep.  The fantasy football sketch was superb!

.4996

Blimey.  A (kind of) compliment? In footy conf.?  <gulp>

.4997

That bloke creased me up.  So eloquently (sp?) put!

Maybe now that this trend has been exposed on national news, people will notice 
what's going on.  The reporter reckoned that people would boycott the kit, to a 
certain extent, but they'll still make pots of loot, no doubt.
32.4999REOSV3::STRATFORDSOh, hi Uncle InchTue Jan 17 1995 13:337
    Problem is that everyone knows what is going on, everybody complains
    about what is going on and yet the stupid twats carry on buying the new 
    kits as soon as they hit the stands. But nobody is willing to forego
    the new kit just in case their the only ones not in the "in-crowd".
    It's the mentality of sheep
    
    Stuart
32.500045769::EDWARDSDTue Jan 17 1995 13:4716
    Just thought I'd nab reply 5000
    
    Malc,.
    
    Johnny couldn't have got the home kit last Christmas - it was only
    introduced in August.  If he hadn't already got the black top then Mr
    and Mrs Johnny are not very nice parents at all !
    
    re:.4999
    >>It's the mentality of sheep
    
    Does that mean we can expect GEORGEM to buy one ?!?!?!?!
    
    Dave
    
    
32.5001Fashion Tip !!!RTOVC0::DCASSIDYTue Jan 17 1995 13:4712
    
    Screw the new kits....
    
    Look in World Soccer and there is an advert for shirts from the 30's 
    right up to the 70's. Better quality, cheaper price and anyone wearing
    it is at least a bit individual not a sheep...PLUS according to latest 
    mens' fashion trends from Valentino...the 30's look is IN !!!
    
    Not that I'd ever wear a football shir in public....??!!
    
    Dezzz.
         
32.500245769::GEORGEMThe wonderful thing about tiggers...Tue Jan 17 1995 13:506
re.5000

Blimey!  That one took 14 minutes.  It must've taken that long for you to come 
up with that hilarious remark.  

I must say that it was well worth the wait.  Ho Ho Ho.
32.5003XSTACY::PHAYDENTue Jan 17 1995 13:5019
The thing I can never understand is that most of these people would be the same
ones to complain if they had to wear a uniform to work or school because it
doesn't allow them to express their individual identity. Just get back to the
old days of a scarve , rattler , crombie overcoat and flat cap.

P.S 

An Irish company "O'Neills" who make replica shirts gave a breakdown of prices
for the shirts that they manufacture i.e 11 pounds manufacturing and 50% retail
mark up. Their shirts are made from identical materials to those in the English
league and they probably have even higher manufacturing costs compared to Umbro
and the like.   

In addition. What's the story with Umbro. Up until a couple of years ago nobody
would touch their stuff with a forty foot pole , it was all Adidas. Does this
companie make deals with the clubs in that they won't release manufacturing
costs so that the clubs can price fix the shirts. IMO it is not just United but
a conspiricy amongst most of the Premier League clubs to keep the margins high
on these shirts. The whole thing stinks of a monopoly.
32.500445769::EDWARDSDTue Jan 17 1995 13:543
    re.5002
    
    Sorry, Matt - no offence intended.
32.5005XSTACY::PHAYDENTue Jan 17 1995 13:573
How do I "spell check" before I submit a note(other than re-reading the note). 

companie instead of company and I don't even have dyslexia as an excuse. 
32.5006re 5004 . And why not ??????XSTACY::PHAYDENTue Jan 17 1995 13:570
32.5007re -245769::GEORGEMThe wonderful thing about tiggers...Tue Jan 17 1995 13:583
get dyslexia, and use it as an excuse.

Hope this helps.
32.5008There it's ! KIRKTN::JJACKTue Jan 17 1995 14:0015
        re.5005

    Assuming you have the same keyboard as me..........

    Hit the DO key. Type in SPELL & then hit <RETURN>. It'll ask you 
    if you wanT a PERSONAL DIRECTORY created...type N for N.
    
    And there you have it. Use the Up/Down arrow keys to go to the various
    command choices on offer & take it from there.
    
    If you do not have the same keyboard as me.........
    
    Tough !
    
    
32.5009General gripes ...AYOV29::DUTY93_MALCDrat, drat and triple dratTue Jan 17 1995 14:3013
    
    	Hey, Matt. You complain when you get a compliment, and you complain
    when you get slagged. Talk about no pleasing some people.
    
    	And this bluddy SPELL thing doesn't work.
    "Unable to create a subprocess in a captive account"
    
    	Anyway what I wanted to say was : 5009 notes (+/-). A world record
    for this conference. But I wonder how many of these notes are in praise
    of Man Utd, and how many are agin them ? Mainly the latter I'd wager.
    
    Malc.
    
32.501045769::GEORGEMThe wonderful thing about tiggers...Tue Jan 17 1995 14:323
agin?

I'd sort out the spell checker, If I were you! 8-)
32.501145769::EDWARDSDTue Jan 17 1995 14:377
    Malc,
    
    Perhaps you should set up a new note or even a conference dedicated to
    all you lovely Moan Utd bashers or subscribe to r.s.s where it seems to
    be a popular past time amongst all the kiddies.
    
    Dave
32.5012Let him who is without sin...AYOV29::DUTY93_MALCDrat, drat and triple dratTue Jan 17 1995 14:407
    
    	I told you I can't get the damn thing to work (complete with error
    message. No priviledge, I would guess). However the word agin was meant
    as in 'for and agin'. A debating term I believe. Were you not casting
    aspersions on the Scottish noting style in the Celtic topic ? We're not
    all from the Harold Robbins school of noting you know ...
    
32.5013Pedantic REOSV3::STRATFORDSOh, hi Uncle InchTue Jan 17 1995 14:436
    Malc
    
    Shouldn't it be "Let he who is without sin..."? After all, that is
    grammatically a better sentence.
    
    Stuart
32.5014AYOV29::DUTY93_MALCDrat, drat and triple dratTue Jan 17 1995 14:479
    
    Stuart, yes you are correct. Name all the cars in the Wacky Races.
    
    Matt, read Rangers topic for Celtic topic.
    
    Dave, och come on, you love us all really.
    
    Malc.
    
32.501545769::EDWARDSDTue Jan 17 1995 14:5113
    Malc,
    
    Cars or competitors in the Wacky Races ?
    
    If competitors thenI think there was ..
    
    Peter Perfect
    the "cavemen"
    Dick Dastardly and muttley
    Penelope Pitstop
    some inventor type chappie
    
    
32.5016AYOV16::IREIDOur day will come......Tue Jan 17 1995 14:525
re.5011

How subscribe to the R.S.S.(whatever that is)?

Choppers
32.5017AYOV29::DUTY93_MALCDrat, drat and triple dratTue Jan 17 1995 14:567
    
    5015. Dave, the cavemen were the Slag brothers, their car was called the
    Bouldermobile. The inventor was Professor Pat Pending (who got a
    mention yesterday in the Arsenal note). Loads more to get ...
    
    Malc.
    
32.5018REOSV3::STRATFORDSOh, hi Uncle InchTue Jan 17 1995 15:025
    The memory is vague (I had a hangover Saturday morning) but wasn't
    there an Addams family type competitor or am I thinking of something
    else?
    
    Stuart
32.5019How about.....SUBURB::RUTHERFORDIAlan Rough's Greatest SlipsTue Jan 17 1995 15:058
    I seem to remember a Private Meekly in the Army Surplus Special and
    wasn't there a kind of Addams Family car, the Creepy Coop or something.
    Were the Anthill Mob in it as well ? Peter Perfect in his penis
    extension, Buzzsaw the Beaver?
    
    I'll try and get the others over lunch.
    
    Ian.
32.5020While on the subject...AYOV27::FW_TEMP01John Hussey - Exiled in jocko landTue Jan 17 1995 15:149
I'm surprised MU haven't spotted the commercial opportunity on making a cartoon
strip like those 70's things like the Jacksons.  With all the 'characters' in the
team I would have thought it would be perfect - just imagine all those crap 
accents the characters could have :-)

At least fans of TGFTITW (or something like that) wouldn't have to worry about
reality in the Champions League (lots of smiley things)

 
32.5021GENIE::GOODEJMr Dragon - 761 4831Tue Jan 17 1995 15:327
    
    Back to some real news.......
    
    	Mark Hughes has no knee ligament damage but is expected to be out
    for a month.
    
    JBG
32.5022Heilp! Heilp!AYOV16::IREIDOur day will come......Tue Jan 17 1995 15:367
Back to Wacky Races,

There was a Witch with a skeleton car, 
Yogi and Boo-Boo in their lunch-box type thing, 
Top-Cat.

Choppers
32.5023You could rename this conference SOAPBOX II..8-(TRUCKS::SANTRelax - I do believe it's working!Tue Jan 17 1995 15:4710
    
    	No wonder there's over 5000 replies in this topic....
    
    	Can we *try* and keep it to football? Please?
    
    	It's becoming a serious drag logging in here a couple of times
    	a day and having to trawl through GARBAGE. I'm wondering if it's
    	worth the bother of getting wound up about it.
    
    	Andy.
32.5024Only kiddin !KIRKTN::JJACKTue Jan 17 1995 16:028
    re.last
    
    Here Here !!
    
    BTW...Wasn't Eric Cantona the frog type person in the Ooh-Laa-Laa
    Mobile ??
    
    
32.5025Sparkey, Back in a MonthESSB::BLONGPREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS 1993 &amp; 1994Tue Jan 17 1995 16:137
32.5026Senisble replies, PLEASE !!KIRKTN::JJACKTue Jan 17 1995 16:2016
    
    Depending on which newspaper you read up here in Scotland, if Mark
    Hughes is available for transfer, Celtic FC are keen to sign him.
    
    One article states that the Celts are keen to land the 31 year-old, the
    other claims they have no interest. One TV programme says that Tommy
    Burns has already inquired aboout him, whilst another quotes TB as
    saying "The price tag is too expensive due to his age".
    
    If he is on his way, what do you Man U fans think ?  Wouldn't you
    rather see Choccy go than Sparky ?  Or would you rather keep both ?
    
    Personally, I think Fergie would be off his head to sell the Welshman,
    as I believe he's one of the best (If not, thee best) strikers in the
    Premiership.  
    
32.5027OCH AYE LE NOO.MASALA::GBRUCETue Jan 17 1995 16:317
    RE.-2
    
    BTW...Wasn't Andy Walker the Haggis type person in the green and white
    hooped football top,driving the Kiltmobile.
    
    Pierre Boutin-Bruce.
    
32.5028Childiness prevails once again...REOSV3::STRATFORDSOh, hi Uncle InchTue Jan 17 1995 16:327
    Some more wacky racers
    
    Hillbillies in the Arkansas Chuggabug
    
    Was Top-Cat really in Wacky Races?
    
    Stuart
32.5029I'll get you Penelope Pitstop!AYOV16::IREIDOur day will come......Tue Jan 17 1995 16:438
I think Top Cat was in Wacky Races.

Re: Sparky.
  What paper says that Celtic are interested.  I get the Daily Ranger and it 
didn't say anything in it.  I wouldn't believe anything in it anyway as it
is a Huns rag, and I don't believe anything in The Sun  for obvious reasons.

Choppers
32.5030Mo-Jo For paradise......KIRKTN::CPATRICKWe Now Work In Prison CELLSTue Jan 17 1995 17:289
    re-1
    
    Haw chippers....
    
    Top Cat was NOT and NEVER was in Wacky races.......
    
     So get back and do some work ya lazy git.........
    
     SQF Jambo #1
32.503145769::GEORGEMThe wonderful thing about tiggers...Tue Jan 17 1995 17:337
There were 2 incarnations of Wacky races.  The first included only the 
originals such as PP, DD, the keystone cops (or whatever all those blokes in a 
big car were called) etc.  The 2nd included loads of other cartoon "stars" such 
as Yogi and BooBoo, Snagglepuss and others.

Hope this helps
Matt$cartoonguru
32.5032AYOV16::IREIDOur day will come......Tue Jan 17 1995 17:373
	Top Cat must have been in the 2nd edition then.
	
	Choppers
32.5033The Guv'nor ReturnsESSB::BLONGPREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS 1993 &amp; 1994Fri Jan 20 1995 13:056
32.5034It all works out over a season???YUPPY::PANESChantelle - what a girlMon Jan 23 1995 12:0014

    Having recently added yet another shirt to their product range, yesterday
    Manchester United launched "The Red Fred" version of Paul Durkin. 
    To be fair though, I  am sure that Shearer must have shoved Keane at
    some stage during the game, and the referee was probably just 
    waiting to see whether Moan U should get the benefit of the advantage
    rule.


    Stuart


    BTW Any ManU noters going to Selhurst on Wednesday??
32.5035"What shove?"MASALA::DROONEYLifes a beachMon Jan 23 1995 13:0710
    
    Saw brief highlights of the game yesterday and IMO the Sherwood goal
    should never have been chalked off.
    Any truth in the rumour that Cantona isn`t happy playing alongside
    Cole?A friend who saw the game said that Cantona hardly passed the 
    ball to Cole even when it was the easy option.
    Still,at least last nights result keeps the neutral supporter
    interested in the Championship race.
    
    Davie.
32.5036LEMAN::SIMPSONStephen Simpson@GEO, DTN:821 5105Mon Jan 23 1995 14:343
Just for those who don't live in the UK - what were the circumstances
surrounding this disallowed goal?

32.5037What a load of old ....RTOVC0::DCASSIDYMon Jan 23 1995 15:1520
    
    Absolutely incredible. I used to think Liverpool in the past had the rub
    of the green but this is beyond belief. 
    
    The truth of the fact is...IF Keane 'had' been pushed then
    EVERYBODY...the world and his brother...would have known. He has shown
    in the last few weeks that he's a whinging little..ehhh..so-and-so
    who's moaning is only surpassed by that German Lotahr Matthaus.
    
    This game is NOT basketball. This is a contact sport and ironically
    there was NO contact.
    
    Abysmal....should United win this title by less than 6 points then I
    forgive everything I said about some Italian teams bribing referees.
    
    Having said all that...Cantona's goal WAS a beauty....
    
    
    Dezzz. 
                                                          
32.5038Isn't Kenny a miserable sodWARNUT::PICKERINGSSimon PickeringMon Jan 23 1995 16:004
    The key to the non-goal was to watch Shearer's reaction. He knew he'd
    fouled.
    
    Blackburn didn't deserve anything from the game.
32.5039not over until the final whistle...FORTY2::JONESNeilMon Jan 23 1995 16:057
    
    Don't see what the fuss is about...
    
    If the goal had been allowed, then Steve Bruce would have scored the
    winner in the 97th minute. :-_
    
    Neil
32.504045807::WILSOND1DAVE WILSON @WLCMon Jan 23 1995 16:2118
    
    Not a bad game, mainly down to Man Utd, Blackburn were pretty poor for
    a team at the top of the League. I was suprised how inferior they are
    to Man Utd but they are still top and have a game in hand. 
    
    Blackburn were unlucky not to drag a draw out of it, as that decision
    was awfull, but as someone else said, they hardly deserved it.
    
    Boring but United will win the League again, Blackburn have done
    nothing so far to convince me that they can handle the big occasion and
    all the pressure that goes with it. Everytime they are in that position,
    they lose.
    
    Dave...
    
    
    
    
32.5041Cantona Jealous???PEKING::SHALLOMANORA MOLLAHS!Mon Jan 23 1995 17:5911
    Rep A few back..
    
    I also noticed Cantona didn't seem to pass to Cole when he was making a
    better runs than others but probably will take him some time to get used to
    Cole playing in the same side!!8-)Cole had a right go at him near the
    end when he was clear through on the left hand side but Cantona played
    it the opposite direction and the ball was wasted...
    Man U played very well and deserved the win even though Blackburns goal
    seemed good to me... 
    
    Aron...
32.5042Kenny the MoanESSB::BLONGPREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS 1993 &amp; 1994Mon Jan 23 1995 19:5513
32.5043Is this the Football conference??YUPPY::PANESSelhurst Parklife is all a blurMon Jan 23 1995 20:2210
   <<< Note 32.5042 by ESSB::BLONG "PREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS 1993 & 1994" >>>
                              -< Kenny the Moan >-

>ball by, and gave a free out. It doesn't take more then a slight push to put
                     ^^^^^^^^


Do what??

Stuart
32.5044Oh for the craic....RTOVC0::DCASSIDYTue Jan 24 1995 11:467
    
    Yes, a free out.....a Gaelic Football term that creeps into soccer
    commentary...
    
    Sounds bloody stupid I know but ah well there you are.....
    
    Dezzz.
32.50453 points pleaseESSB::BLONGPREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS 1993 &amp; 1994Tue Jan 24 1995 13:3018
32.5046Maybe the judge is biased as well ...AYOV29::DUTY93_MALCAll aboard the Skylark ...Tue Jan 24 1995 14:548
    
    	I think O.J. Simpson looks like Paul Mince's big brother.
    
    	Are they perhaps related ? I think we should be told. (It would
    certainly explain a lot.)
    
    	Malc.
    
32.5047Still topWOTVAX::NORTHSTue Jan 24 1995 15:2020
    
    RE: 5040
    
    (Blackburn always lose on the big occasions)
    
    Cast your mind back to Easter Monday last year when Blackburn had to 
    win and beat united 2-0 at Ewood.
    
    Overall, I thought that United deserved to win on the day.  It was very
    much the opposite to the Easter fixture last year with the same result.
    
    We have come through a few difficult fixtures and are still clear top
    with a game in hand.  We now need to get back to winning ways in the
    next 2 games both at home to put the pressure back on united.
    
    I'm not even going to comment on the disallowed Rovers goal as everyone
    is clear that is was yet another terrible decision.
    
    Regards
    Stephen 
32.5048PEKING::WILSOND1DAVE WILSON @WLCTue Jan 24 1995 15:3216
    
    Stephen..
    
    re- Blacburn always lose on the big occasion.
    
    Okay they won that game, but it didnt win them anything and they still
    havent won anything. What about the Liverpool game in the CCC and the
    Newcastle game in the FA Cup and as for Europe.......
    
    If/when they win something then I'll take it all back, but until then
    they have'nt shown that they have got what it takes to win the one's
    that matter.
    
    We will see in May.
    
    Dave...
32.5049Cheap JibeREOSV2::STRATFORDSZowie, Cavie!Wed Jan 25 1995 11:046
    Dave
    
    At least Blackburn know what it's like to go into Europe other than on
    their holidays 8^)
    
    Stuart
32.5050Feyanoord (twice) Brugge and Anderlect.PEKING::WILSOND1DAVE WILSON @WLCWed Jan 25 1995 11:2213
    
    Stu..
    
    Yeah its good, Ive been and seen my team win a trophy.
    
    Still next year we are back.
    
    Dave...
     
    
    
    
    
32.5051GENIE::GOODEJMr Dragon - 761 4831Wed Jan 25 1995 13:2318
    
    Well I finally got round to watching the ManU v Blackburn game last night
    and have to say it was a great game to watch. United took the game to
    Blackburn who sat back and produced very little in the way of breaks.
    No question that United deserved the win although the decision on
    Shearer was questionable. Cantona booked as usualy for jumping in -
    Sutton was obviously trying to copy the technique to the same effect.
    Giggs is back to form & Keane has found his natural place. Flowers had
    an excellent game in goal for Blackburn, so did Steve Hendry (why does
    he wear that silly blond wig? 8-).
    	I wouldn't bet against United winning the championship again -
    they've effectively killed of Newcastles chances by buying Cole,
    Liverpool, Forest & Spurs are not yet up to staying the course (no
    decent reserve team for starters) ...... so its down to Blackburn to
    hold them off and they still haven't shown us that they can handle the
    pressure.
    
    JBG 
32.5052He does go for the balls though.......AYOV16::IREIDOur day will come......Wed Jan 25 1995 14:267
 >an excellent game in goal for Blackburn, so did Steve Hendry (why does
 >he wear that silly blond wig? 8-).              ^^^^^^^^^^^^

Wrong Scot.  Steve Hendry is a Snooker player, you are thinking of Colin Hendry :-)

Choppers
   
32.5053CHEFS::GEORGEMA jar of turkey seepage please.Wed Jan 25 1995 14:351
Call me a comedy genius, but I think Jon was taking the mick.
32.5054Cantona must go?ESSB::MCUNNIFFEI'm the new RomarioThu Jan 26 1995 01:2522
        *NEWSFLASH*

Great news for all ABU's like myself as I've just heard that Cantona has 
disgraced himself once again and this time he must go. There can be no
reprieve this time. I have just seen it on the news and it was an utter 
disgrace. It was more like Bruce Lee as he made a flying kick at a poor innocent
fan who was minding his own business and who had paid around 20 pds for a 
night's entertainment and was set upon by this mindless thug. This is no
way to set an example to all the kids watching on TV.

Cantona will be charged by the F.A and hopefully will face criminal charges
for his attack. He should be kicked out of the English game altogether and
then we'll see how good the Mancs are without Eric. He should be sent back to
France. The game can do without thugs like this. Ronnie Whelan and John
Aldridge and all other great Liverpool players never brought the game into
disrepute.



C U N N O

32.5055Or are you merely on the wind-up again ????MASALA::JJACKThu Jan 26 1995 01:406
    
    Cunno,
    
    Please explain ! When did this occur ? Was he provoked/attacked ?
    
    
32.5056YESSB::MCUNNIFFECantona is a thug and must goThu Jan 26 1995 02:0420
                      <<< Note 32.5055 by MASALA::JJACK >>>
                -< Or are you merely on the wind-up again ???? >-

    
    Cunno,
    
    Please explain ! When did this occur ? Was he provoked/attacked ?
    
    It's no wind up at all. Cantona was sent off by the referee after Cantona 
had kicked out at one of the Crystal Palace defenders. As he was walking down 
the touchline, he must have exchanged words with one of the Palace fans. 
Cantona then made a Bruce Lee like lunge over the hoardings with both feet 
and kicked the fan. He then punched him in the face. He had to be restrained
by other players. This could spell the end of Cantona's career at OT, with 
any luck. He will face a long ban.

The game finished 1-1 (May for Utd and Southgate for Utd.


C U N N O
32.5057Talented nutter.WSTENG::DSMITHShut the F**K up Mr. HoweThu Jan 26 1995 03:5411
    
    
     Latest news, 00:30 on Radio 1, is that the local plods may be charging
    2 Utd players, allegedly Cantona and Ince with assault following the
    incident at last nights game. The FA have also said they'll act in the
    strongest way possible if the players are guilty "of bringing the game
    into disrepute". Looks like Cantona may have played his last game in
    English soccer, I wouldn't be surprised if Utd give him a free transfer
    back to the continent.
    
     Danny.
32.5058ZURA6::GOODEJMr Dragon - 761 4831Thu Jan 26 1995 11:067
    
    	Sounds like his firey Gallic temprament has finally got the better
    of him. I think the FA have little choice than to ban him for some
    time. Hopefully the FA will make sure they are on legally sound ground
    before imposing a ban! 8-)
    
    JBG
32.5059Only in Nat. TeamULYSSE::VISCIGLIOPas a l'abri d'un coup de bolThu Jan 26 1995 11:1710
    
    re: .5054 
    
    Back to France ?
    
    He is virtually banned by the French Clubs, for putting the mess
    wherever he goes.
    May be Spain ?
    
    PYV
32.5060Someone's been watching too much Bushido on Sky..45769::STRATFORDSSealclubbing: A Hit with the PupsThu Jan 26 1995 11:2627
    It appears that Mince's mouth went into overdrive and he was shouting
    at the Palace fans "C'mon, we'll take you all". Presumably, that could
    be construed by the Plods as incitement to riot (or is that just
    wishful thinking)?
    
    As for Cantona, initially he will get banned for the rest of the season
    which will be reduced to 12 games on appeal. He'll be found guilty in
    the courts and given a hefty fine and suspended sentence. Man Utd will
    stand by their man but will Eric be loyal to them? Past behaviour seems
    to indicate not. 
    
    All this because some imaginative "Sarf Lahndanar" called him a "french
    c***/w*****/b****** (delete as applicable). Hardly calls for aggravated
    assault and is certainly6 no worse than any other footballer has to
    endure. Cantona's biggest problem that he gets sent off more often than
    any other player for violent conduct (2 stamping incidents last year
    alone) or dangerous play thus inciting fans. 
    
    There is no excuse for his behaviour and if the FA fail to ban him for
    at least the rest of the season, they will have failed football. Of
    course, Cantona now has the problem that everytime he goes near a
    touchline he will be baited by every brain dead moron looking for him
    to leap at them so that they can say "I was the one who kicked the Sh*t
    out of Cantona" although of course it would come out in a series of
    grunts as they have yet to grasp the concept of speech.
    
    Stuart
32.5061MARVIN::MORRELLBaby.. Baby.. We change... anything we want too... Thu Jan 26 1995 11:374
    Well all I can say is that with out Cantona, ManU have no chance of
    winning the title.... :->>>>>>>>>>>>>
    
    Rick.
32.5062FORTY2::ASHMail Interchange Group, ReadingThu Jan 26 1995 11:417
He was in a bad mood all night (maybe Fergie'd told him he HAD to pass to 
Cole?). Even on the BBC highlights you could see him arguing with a Palace 
defender straight after the kickoff.

What a waste.

grahame
32.5063The End of Eric???ESSB::BLONGPREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS 1993 &amp; 1994Thu Jan 26 1995 12:0113
32.5064Cantona & Van Damne in 'Kick Boxing XXII'MARVIN::MORRELLBaby.. Baby.. We change... anything we want too... Thu Jan 26 1995 12:156
    >Conference Title : Hristo Stochkov 1994 Euro Golden Boot
    
    	I think 1995's should be awarded to Eric for his wonderful flying
    kick..  he'll be appearing in kick boxing movies before too long... 
    
    	Rick.
32.5065Latest kit: white with blood stains all over...UPROAR::LEMPMy karma ran over my dogmaThu Jan 26 1995 12:194
    Well, Eric's thrown his teddy out of the pram again. Maybe once too
    often. Chantelle will be most upset.
    
    Paul. 
32.5066CHEFS::STRATFORDSSealclubbing: A Hit with the PupsThu Jan 26 1995 12:214
    Maybe Eric should undergo hypnotherapy like Myra Hindley is reportedly
    going to do...
    
    
32.5067A little more than just swearing ...FUTURS::MARSHALL1Thu Jan 26 1995 12:229
    
    The latest claims by witnesses is that the Palace fan threw something
    (some are saying a coin) that hit Monsieur Cantona on the
    head/shoulder, and that it what he reacted to. Who knows, the fans
    around the incident are going to be a little biased, and I hope that El
    Plod thick carefully about what most of them say .....
    
    		Steve
    
32.506845769::GEORGEMA jar of turkey seepage please.Thu Jan 26 1995 12:236
French to$$er!  Mind you, I had a laugh at the bloke he was punching.  Did you 
see the "c'mon, I'm 'ard as nails, me" look on his face! hahahahaha!

Why don't they send Cantona into the Italian league where most of the crowd is 
probably mafioso, and if he kicked one of them, 15,000 of the bloke's mates 
pull out machine guns and pummel Eric.
32.5069AYOV29::DUTY93_MALCAll aboard the Skylark ...Thu Jan 26 1995 12:259
    
    	There was a sketch on Radio One this morning about Man Utd signing
    Chris Eubank with him parading around the pitch to cries of "Ooh, aah,
    Eubank-a" (or something similar) then legging it as soon as Eric appears.
    
    	Well, it made me laugh ......
    
    Malc.
    
32.5070Shit hits fanYUPPY::PANESSelhurst Parklife is all a blurThu Jan 26 1995 12:2615
  <<< Note 32.5060 by 45769::STRATFORDS "Sealclubbing: A Hit with the Pups" >>>
             -< Someone's been watching too much Bushido on Sky.. >-

    
>    All this because some imaginative "Sarf Lahndanar" called him a "french
>    c***/w*****/b****** (delete as applicable). Hardly calls for aggravated
    
   Stuart,

   It was in fact a disagreement about one of Spinoza's more controversial
   philosophys. You must bear in mind that Eric is a thinker, a talented 
   footballer, but most importantly, mentally unstable.

   
   STuart
32.5071It's a tough old lifeCHEFS::STRATFORDSSealclubbing: A Hit with the PupsThu Jan 26 1995 12:2910
    re -1
    
    Stuart
    
    There is of course the possibility that the Palace fan was in fact an
    art critic and he had been overly critical of Eric's latest painting,
    likening it to the stuff that is churned out on a daily basis in
    Infants schools all around the world 8^)
    
    Stuart
32.5072Ban for lifeIOSG::LAYNEThu Jan 26 1995 12:3115
    All season I have been backing United for the championship, simply
    because I didn't want Blackburn to win it.  But after last night, all I
    have to say is: c'mon rovers.
    
    Really some of the Man United players need to be severely disciplined,
    i.e. Cantona, Ince and Keane.  Everytime you look at these players they
    are either arguing or kicking someone.
    
    I personally feel Cantona should be banned for life from any football
    league and on top of that the Man United should be punished as well. 
    Maybe then the players would realize that when they let themselves down
    that they also let the club down.
    
    WL
    
32.5073Eric to be IdleGALVIA::BSMITHfweeze wabbit ........Thu Jan 26 1995 12:358
Heard on RTE 1 News this morning ...


"Maybe the FA should consider putting back up the fences ....
to protect the fans from the players"


32.5074New EvidenceFUTURS::MARSHALL1Thu Jan 26 1995 12:366
    
    The referee has spoken out on this issue, and has ruled that Cantona
    did not jump into the crowd, Shearer nipped in and pushed him ....
    
    	S
    
32.5075Cantona out now!XSTACY::JLUNDONhttp://xagony.ilo.dec.com/~jlundon :-)Thu Jan 26 1995 12:3747
I can only say that I'm completely staggered that Cantona did what he
did last night.  The guy must have had his brain disconnected from his
body to do what he did?  How many cameramen and TV cameras were there
last night?  He did the Manc and English football proud last night
with his display of uncontrolled aggression.   He will probably be
getting a phone call from the local Kung-Fu club in Manchester asking
whether he wants a belt (black that is) after the display he gave last
evening. 

If the FA don't ban him for life I think they will have failed 
football in general.  There is no escape for the behaviour he 
displayed last night.  This will have a very detrimental effect of
Manchester United and on the league in general.  I think it's upto
Manchester United to grasp the nettle and tell it to Cantona like it
is.  Ferguson hasn't the balls I think and as for Martin Edwards I
have even less faith.  However I have least faith in the FA and PFA to
take the correct action in this case :-(.  Cantona will probably get
banned until the end of the season and will be free to come back next
season if he wants.  How the civil law will deal with him should be 
interesting on the other hand.

In my book what he did probably constitutes the worst possible assault
(no pun intended) on football.  Worse that the damage of any bribery
scandal, but will the punishment be the same? 

Knowing that I'm biased against Cantona and the Manc, I think that
Cantona should not be allowed play soccer again in England or
anywhere for that matter.  It's just not safe for the fans and most
especially for Cantona himself as he will become the target of intense
- and I mean intense - pressure from every fan who would like to be
the one to take him out (of which there are many I guarantee after 
last night's performance). 

Can FIFA step in and slap a world wide ban on him?  Are there any 
precedents for an action such as this?

Who's the big hero this morning?

I wouldn't even start on Ince, that pup!  He wasn't involved in the
original fracas but contrived to get tangled up in the one that 
Cantona started.  Very, very stupid.  If this little incident happened
in any lower division club the newspapers and FA would be screaming to
have the whole club disbanded and everyone involved banned for life. 
I just think it smacks of double standards that Cantona may only get a
half season ban! 

                          James.
32.507645769::STRATFORDSSealclubbing: A Hit with the PupsThu Jan 26 1995 12:459
    re.5068 
    
    Matt
    
    You fail to grasp the importance of last night for that fan.When he
    sits his little grandchildren on his knee, he will be telling the story
    of the day he kicked the sh*t out of Eric Cantona...
    
    Stuart
32.5077It could be worseNEWOA::LANARK::MITCHELL_ADon't play COMPETE !!Thu Jan 26 1995 12:5014

Re: The French idiot

It could be worse...............


imagine if Moan U were playing Millwall. They would still be cleaning up 
the stains left after the Moan Utd players had been ripped apart by the 
little old granny that Eric knocked over.


Andy

32.5078LEMAN::SIMPSONStephen Simpson@GEO, DTN:821 5105Thu Jan 26 1995 12:594
     <<< Note 32.5070 by YUPPY::PANES "Selhurst Parklife is all a blur" >>>
                               -< Shit hits fan >-

:-)
32.5079COMMITMENT..!!AYOV11::ATODMANThu Jan 26 1995 13:0024
    
    You have got to admire Cantona....!!
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    He showed great "FIGHTING" spirit and proved that he is prepared to 
    "BATTLE" to the end for Man.U.
    
    8-)  )
    
32.5080UPROAR::LEMPMy karma ran over my dogmaThu Jan 26 1995 13:257
    Has there been any official announcement from Old Trafford yet. They
    must say something at some time today or everyone will think they are
    condoning last nights' actions. If Man Utd don't ban Cantona themselves
    then I think that the FA will (should) be more severe in the penalty
    they give to the player.
    
    Paul.
32.5081Eric...next stop Italy?VARESE::TRNUX1::IDC_BSTROh no! NOT Milan Kundera again!Thu Jan 26 1995 13:3431
Cantona's had it coming to him for a while now. This is probably a good
opportunity for the FA to show a bit of guts and go one better than their
Spanish counterparts who've invariably failed to take convincing action against
Stoitchkov (another gifted genius with behaviour problems) despite the latter's
disgraceful exploits in recent years. Paul Ince looks to be going the same way
(superb player, but an uncontrolable temper). As for Denis Irwin, he's an
extremely average player with an uncontrollable temper.

However, I can't help feeling perplexed at the way M.sieur Cantona has managed
to arouse more hatred in this notesfile than even Ian Wright at his best (not
to mention Vinnie Jones!). I think some people have now got what they wanted
from the 1994/95 season. It has to be said that the British really do hate a
winner (especially a *French* winner). Let's hope that Crystal Palace now
dominate English football for the next n years, so we can all join together and
hate them. Now where's my camel...

re: .5067
    I'm sure the police will get a wealth of first-hand evidence from the nearby
fans who they asked for statements. "Well, officer, the gentleman (upright
pilar of society that he is) was sitting right next to me as it happens. I
distinctly saw him get up to offer the Frenchman his bag of liquorice allsorts.
And then...all hell let loose. Like a wildcat he was, officer...swaring,
spitting, kickng. And I'm sure I saw a glint of metal - you didn't find a
kniffe on him did you officer? Oh well, he must have thrown it away. You can't
trust these latins, can you, officer?" 

At least the Palace fans will be more satisfied with this ref than the one at
Old Trafford. And it sounds like Palace were unlucky not to win again last
night ;-)

Dom 
32.5082CareerUTRTSC::WARDThu Jan 26 1995 13:546
    Can someone remind us of Cantona's career in France.   I vaguely
    remember his being at Marseille, and I think Bordeaux (?), but I
    don't know all the details .. when was he finally banned and for
    what reason ??
    
    Thanks - Ray
32.5083CHEFS::EDWARDSDThu Jan 26 1995 14:222
    Shit, I've just remembered - forget the Premier League and the FA Cup,
    I've got Cantona in all 3 of my fantasy football teams !!!
32.5084Time for the Purshase of LE-TISS!!!45807::SHALLOMANORA MOLLAHS!Thu Jan 26 1995 14:431
    
32.5085Heard over the tannoy at Old Trafford45796::RUTHERFORDIAlan Rough's Greatest SlipsThu Jan 26 1995 14:4912
    
    
    
    All together now....
    
    
    	"EVERYBODY WAS KUNG-FU FIGHTING !!"
    
    		:-)
    
    Ian.
    
32.5086Where's your Cantona - Far Far AwayWOTVAX::NORTHSThu Jan 26 1995 15:2526
    
    Everything is rosey in Blackburn this morning; apart from the 8 inches
    of snow that fell last night.
    
    We are still top. now with 2 home games in hand.
    
    Cantona has to go for ever, and United will have to spend mega bucks on
    another striker; should have bought Shearer while you had the chance.
    
    Cole has lost his confidence; 11 games without a goal.
    
    Keane suspended, Ince in trouble with Cantona.
    
    
    
    I think the world is falling apart for United at the moment, which can
    only lead to happiness in Blackburn.
    
    I'm off to buy a paper with a 28 page Cantona exclusive.
    
    Stephen
    Kennys Barmy Army
    
    
    
    
32.5087KERNEL::BARTHURThu Jan 26 1995 15:2925
    
    Is that Kung Fu Paul?
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    Na He's only had two bottles Alex!!:>)))))))
32.5088little things amuse little minds (like mine)COMICS::HAWLEYII...AM...A...HORSE!Thu Jan 26 1995 15:4118
    
    Ive had great fun this morning reading all this. Nice to see Martin
    being the one to break the story in this conference!
    
    The lad Cantona's done great. He's given us the most fun for ages in
    British Football!
    
    Still waiting for Andy Sants contribution, but he's probably off being a
    top executive somewhere :-)
    
    I think the most worrying thing for Man Utd this morning, must be the
    fact that the lads from "sainsburys car park" really tore strips off
    them for a good proportion of the game last night (admittedly in difficult 
    conditions) and it was only cantona's attempts to tear strips off that
    fan that seemed to turn the tide.
    
    
    Ian.
32.5089Sweet FA?45769::CAITHNESS_CColin Caithness @REO, 830-4525Thu Jan 26 1995 16:153
Just heard that the FA will make an announcement at 4.30 this afternoon.

Colin.
32.5090SUBURB::COOKSHalf Man,Half BiscuitThu Jan 26 1995 16:189
    I`ve got 2 observations from last night.
    
    a) The agility of Cantona to jump 2 footed over the barrier into the
    fan. Most impressive.
    
    b) All credit to the fan who then steamed in and had a go. Just imagine
    his shame if he ran.
    
    
32.5091The Door for EricESSB::BLONGPREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS 1993 &amp; 1994Thu Jan 26 1995 16:288
32.5092UPROAR::LEMPMy karma ran over my dogmaThu Jan 26 1995 16:516
    Reported on Reuters that the French FA have stated that Cantona will
    not be selected for further internationals.
    
    We'll see...
    
    Paul.
32.5093Erics record.NEWOA::LANARK::MITCHELL_ADon't play COMPETE !!Thu Jan 26 1995 16:5644
re  A few back asking about Eric the nutters previous good behavior.

The following was taken from todays daily crap. It should go someway (if 
true !!) to shutting up those wallies in the Crystal Palace note saying 
Eric is innocent or at least as innocent as Paul Merson.

1987 Fined at Auxerre for punching his own goalie Bruno Martini

1988 Banned for year by French FA after calling national team coach Henri 
Michel "a s***bag"

1989 Suspended indefinately by Marseille after throwing his shirt at the 
Referee

1990 Banned 10 days by Montpellier for smashing his boots into team mate 
Jean Claude Lemoult

1991 Banned for three games for throwing ball at Ref. At a disciplinary 
hearing he called each judge an idiot. Ban increased for two months and he 
announced his retirement.

1993 Sent off at end of Manchester Utds european Cup match in Galatasaray 
after accusinf Ref of cheating. Involved in an altercation with a Turkish 
Policeman. Banned for four european games.

March 1994 Sent of at Swindon for stamping and again three days later at 
Arsenal Banned for five matches.

July 1994 Thrown out of Stadium before Brazil v Sweden World cup semi final 
for throwing a punch at an official. He was attending as a commentator for 
French TV

Aug 1994 Sent off v Rangers in a pre season friendly and missed Man Us 
first three games. TV ad for Nike sportswear in which Cantona has a four 
letter outburst is ruled obsene and banned.

Jan 1995 Sent off at Crystal Palace and attacks a fan as he leaves pitch


Jesus and they said Attila the Hun was Violent.

Andy

32.5094Trying READING the notes !!!!!!CHEFS::EDWARDSDThu Jan 26 1995 17:049
    >>the following was taken from todays daily crap. It should go someway (if
    >>true !!) to shutting up those wallies in the Crystal Palace note saying
    >>Eric is innocent or at least as innocent as Paul Merson.
      
    For the last bleedin' time - I AM NOT SAYING THAT CANTONA IS INNOCENT _
    I THINK HE SHOULD BE BANNED FROM THE ENGLISH GAME.  I'm merely
    questioning the way the FA handles cases ... oh, what's the point !
    
    Dave 
32.5095...is that Batty ?PEKING::WILSOND1DAVE WILSON @WLCThu Jan 26 1995 17:0611
    
    The Frenchman should be banned for life, but looking at the pictures in
    the paper I think kenny Dalglish should be banned also for sending
    David Batty to provoke him.
    
    
    On a serious note, good riddnace to the french nuisance, but as for
    Ince, he is a current England International, his behaviour is also
    beyond belief.
    
    Dave...
32.5096Man U fans all say Ban himFUTURS::MARSHALL1Thu Jan 26 1995 17:078
    
    I agree totally with what Dave is saying. All Man U fans that I have 
    spoken too *ALL* say that Cantona should be banned from the English
    game. It seems to be non-Man U fans that are providing explanations for 
    his actions....
    
    	Steve
    
32.5097he's DOOMED I tell ya, DOOMED....IRNBRU::HOWARDThu Jan 26 1995 17:2015
    I thought that I'd have my say on the incident....
    
    BAN HIM FERGUSON....BAN HIM NOW. Don't wait for the FA or
    UEFA/FIFA....Ban him and transfer list him now....and put that other 
    moaning face git Ince on the list as well....
    
    ....and then put them up against a wall and shoot them and burn their
    corpses and dance on their ashes while singing `HALLELUIA' and then
    cast their ashes to the 4 winds....
    
    I reckon that this would be sufficient punishment....
    
    ;<)  just in case someone thinks that I'm serious....
    
    Ray....
32.5098Eric *is* Hulk HoganFORTY2::JONESNeilThu Jan 26 1995 17:3514
    
    If Utd sell Cantona they could make a few million if the purchaser is
    willing to forget previous antics. I mean Wilkinson bought him knowing 
    he was a bit of a head-the-ball.
    
    This will mean that Utd will have even more money to bolster the team
    with quality players.
    
    Personally I think the FA should reset Utd's points total to zero and
    we can all watch them struggle at the bottom of the league trying to
    overtake Ipswich and Leicester and avoid the drop into the Endsleigh 
    1st Division. 
    
    Neil
32.5099GYMAC::DCASSIDYThu Jan 26 1995 17:4531
    >On a serious note, good riddnace to the french nuisance, but as for
    >Ince, he is a current England International, his behaviour is also
    >beyond belief.
    
    Dave, you are taking the proverbial...this comment is Sooooo English ;-)
    OK M. Cantona is French...so what...because Ince is an England
    International its a surprise ? I seem to remember a few England 
    International players in the past not being so 'all shining bright'.
    
    I detect from the comments being made that the majority of United
    supporers are adopting the opinion that....
    	1. Ban him from the English game so as no other team can get
    him...
    	2. So what...Release a new 'home' strip of a red shirt and a yellow
    steak down the back and watch Le Tissier come knocking on the door....
    
    I must admit...on reflection the decision of Howard Wilkinson is now
    starting to hold gallons....but he along with the previous
    managers/clubs, the French F.A. and his current club should be slapped
    by F.I.F.A. for negligence of his diciplinary record.
    
    Having said all that..a bit like George Best...what a waste...what a
    shame...
    
    
    Regards,
    
    Dezzz.
    
      
    
32.5100CHEFS::EDWARDSDThu Jan 26 1995 17:5421
    re:-1
    
    All this stuff about Wilko having a good laugh is a bit odd.  He sells
    a player to his teams biggest rivals, who then go on and win two
    consecutive championships and the FA cup !!!!  Good business eh Wilko ?
    So he leaves Utd - I'll be sorry to see him go, but Cantona has helped
    elevate Utd to a very healthy state.  I think you're wrong Dezz in
    suggesting that Utd fans want him banned so nobody else in England can
    have him.  I think, for once, we've taken off the rose-tinted specs and
    realised that this time he's gone too far.  When Hughesie is fit (I
    presume his futurs at OT is now assured), this line-up is still more
    than capable of challenging for honours :
    
    				Schmeichel
    	Parker/Neville	May/Bruce	Pallister	Sharpe
    	Kanchelskis	Ince		Keane		Giggs
    			Hughes		Cole
    
    That team can also represent Utd in Europe (should we qualify) !
    
    Dave
32.5101cheers mate, ill have my place in the team back!COMICS::HAWLEYII...AM...A...HORSE!Thu Jan 26 1995 17:594
    
    Hughes must be rubbing his hands in glee!
    
    Ian.
32.510245769::STRATFORDSSealclubbing: A Hit with the PupsThu Jan 26 1995 17:597
    Dave
    
    The centre of midfield is very workmanlike. No flair. I should know.
    Having watched Arsenal on a regular basis, I'm a bloody expert in that
    department 8^(
    
    Stuart
32.5103CHEFS::EDWARDSDThu Jan 26 1995 18:0212
    Weird isn't it ?
    
    First, Hughes is about to be transferred to Everton, and then he gets
    injured at Newcastle.
    
    Then, just as rumours start up again in Scouseland about Hughes,
    Cantona performs his Bruce Lee routine and probably gets himself banned
    from the game.  The result - Utd surely must keep Hughes which is
    exactly what Hughes wanted in the first place.
    
    Perhaps we've uncovered a fiendish plot by Sparky to stay at OT !
    
32.5104Appalled....TRUCKS::SANTYou can't hide those lyin' eyes!!Thu Jan 26 1995 18:0427
    
    	Right, Dezz. What a waste, what a shame.
    
    	I haven't seen the incident yet, but I feel like I've alreay
    	seen it a dozen times ;-)
    
    	I have known for some time that Eric has a serious personality
    	disorder. This has got him into so much trouble in such a short
    	space of time in England. Fans and players alike know that if
    	you wind him up tightly enough eventually he'll snap. And boy, does
    	he go off! Literally.
    
    	The nauseating comments by some of our noter brethren sicken me.
    	You've all got what you wanted - a big stick to beat us all. Don't
    	bother trying to justify your comments, Dave Edwards - they won't
    	listen to a word. I know you're as sickened by the whole affair
    	as I and any other right-minded individual. Meanwhile the pathetic 
    	gloating and judge-and-jury opinions from people, some of whom see 
    	nothing wrong in copying offensive and insulting material from other 
    	sources not entitled to be in this notesfile are extraordinary.
    
    	If the reports of Cantona's actions are accurate he should be
    	banned from the English game for life. I doubt that he will -
    	the FA are notoriously long on words and short on actions - 
    	but maybe United will take the decision for them....we'll see.
    
    	Andy.
32.5105CHEFS::EDWARDSDThu Jan 26 1995 18:0716
    re.5102
    
    Stuart,
    
    Yep it is workmanlike - but what's it up against ?  Liverpool,
    Blackburn, Forest etc are not really renowned for their abundance of
    flair players.  Anyway, Giggs, Sharpe and KanKan have been known to
    perform the odd fancy flick (not the Eric variety) in their time.
    
    That team is also fairly young.  Giggs, Sharpe, Cole, Keane, Neville
    and May are all 23 or under.  KanKan and Ince are only mid-20s.  Lots
    of potential, and with the kids such as Butt, Beckham and Scholes,
    there should be enough talent at the club to prove that Utd aren't a
    one-man team.  And if there isn't, we can always buy Le Tissier !
    
    Dave
32.5106UTRTSC::WARDThu Jan 26 1995 18:096
    Thanks for reminding me of Cantona's time in France.   The shirt
    throwing incident at Marseille caused as much fuss then as the
    current punch throwing incident.   As for punching his own goalkeeper -
    I wish he'd been playing for Monaco, that's all I can say ...
    
    Ray
32.5107PEKING::WILSOND1DAVE WILSON @WLCThu Jan 26 1995 18:1312
    
    Dezzz
    
    What I meant to say, and reading it it was worded wrong, was that I 
    could'nt care less about Cantona, but I happen to think Ince is quite 
    good and and that he is pretty important to England's midfield. 
    
    Cantona could be banned from Football for life for all I care, I'm only
    interested in Tottenham and England, and as Cantona plays for neither, 
    well, as I said I could'nt care less.
    
    Dave...
32.5108Ban all United.VIVIAN::D_HICKEYThe longer u live the sooner u dieThu Jan 26 1995 18:1914
    
    
    Let's hope the FA take action against Schmeichal and Ferguson as well
    as the others .
    
    Schmeichal could clearly be seen gesticulating at Palace fans after
    returning from the tunnel area.
    
    On United scoring , Ferguson deliberately turned towards the Palace
    fans punching the air.
    
    I want em all banned for life!
    
              
32.5109Well...FUTURS::MARSHALL1Thu Jan 26 1995 18:343
    
    .. I suppose that's the only way anyone else will win anything ;-)
    
32.5110GYMAC::DCASSIDYThu Jan 26 1995 18:386
    
    Dave....quite...that 'was' what I though you were intimating....
    
    Phew...
    
    Dezzz.
32.5111GENIE::GOODEJMr Dragon - 761 4831Thu Jan 26 1995 18:5544
    
    	I'd be very surprised to see Cantona get a life ban from English
    football. Are there any precedents here? Remember old Cloughie slapping
    a few fans (Forest fans at that!) some years back & got done for
    bringing the game into disrepute (fined / banned from the touchline for
    2 games?) - he apologised to the 2 fans in question live on TV (gave 'em
    both a kiss too but we won't go into that any further. 8-)
    	Anyway, as Dave Edwards says, the FA haven't been all that tough on
    players for "bringing the game into disrepute". I think the ban has to
    be harsh - harsh enoug to be a real punishment, harsh enough to be
    setting a good precedent as a deterent for the future & harsh enough to
    tell all the young would be Cantonas etc out there that such behaviour
    is not acceptable.
    	However, I don't think his career should be ended by this. There
    have been many incidents away from grounds (eg. Gaza at any nightclub
    8-) that have hardly been punished. Look at the situation in Rugby. A
    French player head-butts an opponent in an international, is caught on
    camera, & the French Union merely drop him from the next international!
    I think you have to keep things in proportion. The police will deal
    with any criminal charges. The FA & ManU have to be harsh but fair.
    I reckon banning Cantona for the rest of the season is about the limit.
    Add a big fine - enough to knock his wages back a good bit. Any more is
    taking it IMO too far (I would ban him for 10 games with a 10,000 pound
    fine for him & 50,000 for United 8-).
    	I doubt there's any question that he wasn't provoked. The problem
    is what level of provocation is acceptable? What if someone really had
    thrown a coin....or a brick? Was the abuse racial in nature? etc There
    are too side to it. The fan in question is unlikely to be completely
    blameless, although this in no way excuses Cantona for his actions.
    I've played in games against teams where "fans" on the touch line would
    try and trip you as you ran by (with umbrella even!), where you
    regularly got spat at etc. Football in general still need more cleaning
    up on both sides of the hoardings. I for one do not agree that we
    should simply say "verbal abuse is part of the game & you have to accept
    that as a player".
    
    JBG
    
    Ps. I think Paul Merson's behaviour would have a more dangerous effect
    on young football fans. Most kids no that jumping over a fence and
    attacking someone is wrong & deserves to be punished. Looking at
    Merson, some kids are going to see a football star who took drugs &
    drank & gambled etc & now look at him - he's still a football star -
    message -> taking drugs can't be that bad!
32.5112GENIE::GOODEJMr Dragon - 761 4831Thu Jan 26 1995 18:587
    
    Peter,
    
    	we seem to be on the same wavelength but in different notes (ok, so
    you got in there first)
    
    JBG
32.5113Well....45796::RUTHERFORDIAlan Rough's Greatest SlipsThu Jan 26 1995 19:504
    Any news on the FA inquiry yet?
    
    
    Ian.
32.5114lighten up, its only a mad mancCOMICS::HAWLEYII...AM...A...HORSE!Thu Jan 26 1995 19:5810
    
    Nothing of any great note was said apparently:
    
    full enquiry...blah blah...as fair as possible to all parties
    concerned...blah blah...sever punishment if proved...blah blah
    
    i Think we should have our own internal enquiry regarding several
    severe sense-of-humour failures today.
    
    Ian.
32.5115It's been bugging me all day ..CHEFS::EDWARDSDThu Jan 26 1995 20:018
    I've been sat here trying to think of similar incident to last night -
    this is going back a little bit, but didn't Birmingham City sign an
    Argentinian after a World Cup ('76 ?) called Tarantini ?  I seem to
    remember that during a match, he steamed into the crowd and started
    attacking somebody.  Anybody else remember this incident, and more
    importantly, what happened to him ?
    
    Dave
32.5116Well said that man !AYOV29::DUTY93_MALCAll aboard the Skylark ...Thu Jan 26 1995 20:026
    
    > i Think we should have our own internal enquiry regarding several
    > severe sense-of-humour failures today.
    
    Hear, hear !
    
32.5117Light touchpaper at arms length & retire 8*)BHAJI::JJACKThu Jan 26 1995 22:428
    
    Personally, I think Eric's a great guy. He has bags of skill & is a joy
    to watch in full flow. His temperament has to be questioned however.
    
    But then again, any Frenchman that thumps an Englishman, is alright in
    my book.
    
    
32.5118Tarantini didn't have to jump into the crowd, though!VARESE::TRNUX1::IDC_BSTROh no! NOT Milan Kundera again!Fri Jan 27 1995 01:2724
    re: a few back
    
    Yep, the guy in question was Alberto Tarantini, Argentina's left back
    in their 1978 World Cup triumph. He started the season as *the* big
    signing of the year (decade, century...) and ended it by getting
    relagated to the Second Division amidst the bboing and catcalling of
    his local supporters. I remember him lashing out at supporters as he
    left the field (it was on MOTD) - don't know if it was compaarable with
    the Cantona episode because I haven't seen the latter yet.
    
    >But then again, any Frenchman that thumps an Englishman, is alright in
    >my book.
    
    Now I wouldn't normally go along with that. But a whinging creep of a
    Crystal Palace supporter is no ordinary Englishman, is he?
    
    An Old Brightonian
    
    P.S. Talking of Palace, anyone remember Vince Hilaire getting sent off
    against Spurs at the beginning of the '80s for clouting a ref? Even
    more memorable was his attempted defence: "Sorry ref, I thought you wuz
    Garth Crooks!"
    
    I kid ye not.
32.5119La voix de la FranceISEPUB::CHAMPOLLIONVoodoo LoungeFri Jan 27 1995 11:4222
    Interested in comments by a French national?
    
    1. Cantona is innocent until proved guilty.
    2. Cantona has a bad record and has always paid the price for it: bans,
       fines, etc. He is ready to pay again.
    3. MU can't have cake and eat it: Cantona was influential in winning
       Leagues titles. They knew the guy is a liability. If MU is truly a
       great club, they should support him, Ferguson the first. Support
       does not mean blind defence: it means psychological help. Cantona
       has a lot of "energy" and he needs a strong manager who can
       capitalize on it. Problem is that Cantona is paranoid and believes
       the whole world is against him.
    4. Cantona should get a ban for a few games AND face charges in court,
       OUTSIDE the football world. We are talking of a physical assault
       which has little to do with sports. Don't mix everything.
    5. A lot of people admire Cantona for his attitude but don't like to
       admit it. He is no cheat, like hundreds of overrated players. He
       does not whine.
    
    Comments?
    /JF
    
32.5120YUPPY::PANESBan himFri Jan 27 1995 11:5417
<<< Note 32.5118 by VARESE::TRNUX1::IDC_BSTR "Oh no! NOT Milan Kundera again!" >>>
           -< Tarantini didn't have to jump into the crowd, though! >-
    
>    P.S. Talking of Palace, anyone remember Vince Hilaire getting sent off
>    against Spurs at the beginning of the '80s for clouting a ref? Even
>    more memorable was his attempted defence: "Sorry ref, I thought you wuz
>    Garth Crooks!"
    
      
    I remember the incident, but just to bring a little ( probably  
    irrelevant ) fact to this topic, which is a morass of hypocrasy,
    speculation , ignorance and rant, he pushed the ref - he didn't
    "clout" him. Inexcusable as it was, it was on the field of play and
    he was punished by the F.A.


    Stuart
32.5121CHEFS::STRATFORDSSealclubbing: A big hit with pupsFri Jan 27 1995 12:199
    >1. Cantona is innocent until proved guilty.
    
    JF,
    
    The evidence seems conclusive to me 8^)
    
    Bring back hanging!
    
    Stuart
32.5122CHEFS::GEORGEMA pint of your finest sputum please,barmanFri Jan 27 1995 12:347
re .5119.....Innocent until proven guilty.



HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!  What a hoot!  HOHOHOHOHOHOHO!

<sigh>
32.5123Strength in depth - I don't thinkCHEFS::EDWARDSDFri Jan 27 1995 12:4012
    FA Cup 4th round this weekend, and Utd now face would could be a
    difficult tie at home to Wrexham.  With no Hughes (injured), Cantona
    (bye bye) or Cole (cup-tied), it seems like we'll field the deadly
    strike force of McClair and Scholes !  Wrexham must be shaking in their
    boots.  Expected team :
    
    Schmeichel
    Irwin May Pallister Sharpe
    KanKan Ince Keane Giggs
    McClair Scholes
    
    
32.5124What the Palace fan said ....CHEFS::EDWARDSDFri Jan 27 1995 12:493
    Anagram of Manchester United :
    
    	"Stud neer chin, Mate" !
32.5125UPROAR::LEMPMy karma ran over my dogmaFri Jan 27 1995 12:5610
    I think the FA has done the right thing. Cantona must be given time to
    prepare some kind of defence to the charges and two weeks seems
    sufficient. To ban him straight away, even though the evidence seems
    conclusive in itself, would look like the verdict of a kangeroo court
    (and I suppose could be open to legal challenge). The club should suspend
    him until he has faced the charges, as a normal business would do to an
    employee in a similar situation.
    
    Paul.
    
32.5126And alsoUPROAR::LEMPMy karma ran over my dogmaFri Jan 27 1995 13:126
    I think there is good cause to ban Cantona from the game for life
    simply for wearing that jacket yesterday. Still, I suppose he won his
    bet which will help towards his legal costs.....
    
    Paul.
    
32.5127Eric the KingESSB::BLONGPREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS 1993 &amp; 1994Fri Jan 27 1995 13:4210
32.5128I can't stand him but...FORTY2::FOWLERMSammy Chung's Scarlet ArmyFri Jan 27 1995 13:4419
Far be it from me to stand up for the hated Mancs, but I do think that some
people have overreacted to Cantona's outburst. 

If it turns out that the supporter was hurling racist abuse at Cantona, and
Cantona smacked him because of it, I'd be tempted to err on the side of a
slapped wrist and a short ban for retaliation. By racist I mean using Eric's
nationality as the basis of abuse. 

If, for example, John Barnes one day lost his temper and chinned some gobby
hooligan for the racist abuse he soaks up every game, I'd back him to the hilt
and I suspect quite a few others would too. I don't see why it should be any
different for Cantona.

Controversially yours,

Mike

P.S. On a totally unrelated note, I think the Chantelle stuff is crapola as
well. 8-)
32.5129CHEFS::GEORGEMthe Dutch have no concept of rust.Fri Jan 27 1995 13:513
Has anyone mentioned the Scum's "Exclusive" story on Inter milan offering 
Man U. 20 million for Ince and Cantona together?  They reckon that talks have 
been had, about Cantona, and that Barcelona want him too.
32.5130:-)COMICS::HAWLEYII...AM...A...HORSE!Fri Jan 27 1995 13:557
    > P.S. On a totally unrelated note, I think the Chantelle stuff is crapola
    > as well. 8-)
    
    You're gettin' old, Mike!
    
    Ian.
    
32.5131Now a very rich and famous ex-convicted criminal...VARESE::SACHA::IDC_BSTROh no! NOT Milan Kundera again!Fri Jan 27 1995 14:1314
    >The fan attacked is a convicted criminal who nearly killed a garage
    >attendant,  when he tried to crack open his skull with a spanner in an
    >attack in october 1992. Maybe Eric has done society a favour by giving
    >him a good thumping.     
    
    I'm sure you meant to add smilies at the end of that! Still, if that's
    a taste of the family section at Palace, I think I'll just snuggle down
    deeper into my armchair. Course, he's a nice bloke really, salt of the
    earth and all that...
    
    I'd just love to hear some of the "statements" from the nearby Palace
    fans. Dunno why the police bother.
    
    Dom
32.5132so what if hes a mugger?COMICS::HAWLEYII...AM...A...HORSE!Fri Jan 27 1995 14:227
    
    It doesnt matter if he's Jack the rippers more violent grandson when
    he's outside the ground, its what he said when he was IN the ground
    that matters. To be honest, with the look in Cantona's eyes, it could
    have been my grandmother and he'd have smacked her one!
    
    Ian.
32.5133Latest on EricCOMICS::LINDLEYFri Jan 27 1995 15:062
    ManU have just banned Eric for the rest of the season...
    
32.5134Eric's gonna walk ...FUTURS::MARSHALL1Fri Jan 27 1995 15:0811
    
    Just heard on the news that Manchester United have:
    
    	" ... suspended Eric Cantona from all first team matches for 
    	  the remainder of the season, and have also fined him the 
    	  maximum amount allowable under the players contract"
    
    
    	Steve
    
    
32.5135They have still got loads of shirts to shiftYUPPY::PANESOoh la la or au revoir?Fri Jan 27 1995 15:0810
                     <<< Note 32.5133 by COMICS::LINDLEY >>>
                              -< Latest on Eric >-

>    ManU have just banned Eric for the rest of the season...
 

It will be interesting to see what the FA do.

Stuart   

32.5136Club shop special: mailbags in 5 coloursWOTVAX::HARDYPFri Jan 27 1995 15:1522
32.5137Sounds fair enough to me...VARESE::SACHA::IDC_BSTROh no! NOT Milan Kundera again!Fri Jan 27 1995 15:1513
>It will be interesting to see what the FA do.
    
    Probably nothing. They said they'd wait to see what M.U.F.C. would do
    and I can't imagine they were expecting anything harsher. Justice has
    probably been done, but I can't recall a more severe ban ever.
    
    It *will* be interesting to see whether C.P.F.C. take any action
    whatsoever against the fan, stewards, etc. Unfortunately, they will
    probably content themselves with having had their 10 minutes of the
    spotlight for the 1994/95 season, and hide behind the usual "...the
    fans pay good money..." type phrases.
    
    Dom
32.5138What will Eric do though..??COMICS::LINDLEYFri Jan 27 1995 15:219
>It will be interesting to see what the FA do.
    
    The F.A. has as usual passed the buck. I applaud ManU for making this
    decision. More important question is, what will Eric do. Will he walk
    out on ManU....
    
    Best thing would be to loan him out for the rest of the season, to some
    big European club........
32.5139CHEFS::STRATFORDSSealclubbing: A big hit with pupsFri Jan 27 1995 15:2110
    Can the FA increase the fine? I would have thought that if they could,
    they would. As was said, a ban until the end of the season is
    sufficient. I'm surprised United did take this course of action. I
    fully expected them to say that they would wait to see what punishment
    the FA would hand out.
    
    BTW, the Man U share price fell by 5p, meaning that Cantona has cost
    shareholders more than his trnasfer price. Shame, innit 8^)
    
    Stuart
32.5140KIRKTN::GPIKEFri Jan 27 1995 15:246
    
    
    If the FA ban him till the end of the season will that not prevent him
    from playing for any other club in europe as well.
    
    
32.5141Who'd sign him? Barcalona for one.CHEFS::STRATFORDSSealclubbing: A big hit with pupsFri Jan 27 1995 15:279
    re -1
    
    It would. The FA will no doubt complain to EUFA if he is "transferred"
    elsewhere and starts to play given the nature of his offence. 
    
    The press state that Cruyff believes Cantona would be a good
    investment!!!!
    
    Stuart
32.5142YUPPY::PANESOoh la la or au revoir?Fri Jan 27 1995 15:3031
<<< Note 32.5137 by VARESE::SACHA::IDC_BSTR "Oh no! NOT Milan Kundera again!" >>>
                        -< Sounds fair enough to me... >-

    
>    It *will* be interesting to see whether C.P.F.C. take any action
>    whatsoever against the fan, stewards, etc. Unfortunately, they will
>    probably content themselves with having had their 10 minutes of the
>    spotlight for the 1994/95 season, and hide behind the usual "...the
>    fans pay good money..." type phrases.
 
   
   
     Dom,

     What action do you think the club should take? Should it believe
     the quotes in the press about what this man was meant to have said? 
     Maybe they should look at his criminal record?? Are these things relevant??


     Perhaps a second Taylor report should be called for. All games to be
     played in silence, to an audience who must not stand up or move from 
     their seat. No  opinions on the game to be expressed at the match. 

     Maybe this would not effect the armchair viewer, but as a punter 
     I like some atmosphere. I abhor racist chants and a friend of mine
     had to tell some mis-placed Chelsea fans that their outpourings were
     abusive and offensive and he would like them to stop. Prior to this
     plod were approached and were dis-interested.


     Stuart
32.5143Cantona latestWELSWS::CADDL.U.F.C. League champions 1991/92Fri Jan 27 1995 15:4211
    
    Just of the Reuters news agency :-
    
    "Manchester United have suspended Eric Cantona for the rest of the
    season effective immediately. They have also fined him the maximum
    permissable under his contract (not specified)."
    
    Paul Cadd (Very Glad we got rid of him :-)))), he was never sent off
    when he played for us !!!..wonder why ?
    
    cadd@welsws.enet.dec.com
32.5144SHOULD HAVE BEEN SACKED!AYOV25::GLEROYFri Jan 27 1995 15:488
    Not enough!  A few seasons ago when a Kilmarnock player booted a
    player he had a grudge against up the Kyber, the club sacked him!  This
    incident was far worse.  I expected a club like Man U. to have the
    decency to do the same to Cantona.  Great player, but a massive
    liability.  When/if he returns to the first team next season, every yob
    in the country will be after him to make a bundle from the Sun.  
                                               
    Gavin  
32.5145Tee Hee HeeSUBURB::GROOMNAtherton does it with dirty ballsFri Jan 27 1995 15:576
    
    What's the similarity between Eric Cantona and Camilla Parker-Bowles ?
    
    
    
    They both got their legover at the Palace ;-)
32.5146Our Hockey isn't much better :-((((ASDG::JOHNSONFri Jan 27 1995 15:5918
    Don't want to drag the Cantona incident out but here in the US every TV
    sports program picked up on the incident and showed it several
    times.... Irritates the hell out of me that the US TV stationsl
    literally shun soccer (except the recent World Cup) but go crazy when
    an incident like this surfaces. I am a fan of soccer (I also am a
    registered ref) and feel bad that our news media chose to play up
    this incident, especially when they didn't go into any details or depth
    of what happened.
    
    The National Hockey League has had several instances of players, both
    individually and in groups, going into the crowds with their sticks
    clobbering fans. Don't recall anyone receiving suspensions totalling
    more than 10 games. As a matter of fact I was at a game in Oakland back
    in the 70's when the Philadelphia Flyers' entire team went up into the 
    crowd and beat the shit out of several fans....took 90 minutes to
    restore order.....
    
    Jerry
32.5147Slight DiversionYUPPY::PATEMANRunnin' on EmptyFri Jan 27 1995 16:1014
    Interesting to relate it to US Sport. A labour MP on Question Time last
    night compared football to a baseball game that she went to with
    "80,000 family fans behaving peacefully" She was clearly not a
    footbal;l fan and seemed to think thatthis sort of thing goes on all
    the time. There has also been lots of crap spoken about getting fans to
    stop "abusing" players.
    
    US fans may seem peaceful but I too recall trouble at games, mostly
    hockey and NBA I think. Also - if America is so marvellous why do they
    all shoot one another?
    
    An interesting thought - if Joe Kinnear is being charged for calling
    the ref a cheat, could 16,500 people at Selhurst on Wednesday be
    charged for doing the same? :-)
32.5148CHEFS::GEORGEMthe Dutch have no concept of rust.Fri Jan 27 1995 16:249
a) Racism isn't limited to people who have different coloured skin.

b) The BBC believe that the "maximum fine allowed under contract" is approx. 
   20,000 squid.  A poxy sum, if I say so myself, considering he's reputedly on 
   about 8-9k a week.

c) Let's not forget the criminal charges that lad can bring against Cantona, 
   and that Cantona's action could be construed as incitement to riot, as could 
   Ince's taunts.
32.5149Plod are gonna have the fanFUTURS::MARSHALL1Fri Jan 27 1995 16:287
    
    CPFC may not need to do anything about the fan. I have read/heard
    somewhere today that the police are going to prosecute him under the 
    Public Order act or some such thing ....
    
    		Steve
    
32.5150HOP OFF!!!!PEKING::BAREFIELDABLUE IS THE COLOURFri Jan 27 1995 16:405
32.5151CODIN::PHAYDENFri Jan 27 1995 16:496
Just as a Minor matter of Interest.

In one of the rags today...

A record number of Cantona Shirts were supposed to have been sold yesterday at
the Man. U super store.  
32.5152VARESE::SACHA::IDC_BSTROh no! NOT Milan Kundera again!Fri Jan 27 1995 16:4937
    >Maybe this would not effect the armchair viewer, but as a punter 
    >I like some atmosphere. I abhor racist chants and a friend of mine
    
    No one wants to see football played in silence, Stuart. However, your
    note fails to distinguish between the atmosphere created by singing,
    doing the Mexican wave, etc. and people making thair way down the
    terraces to insult a player who's just been sent off.
    
    Many people in this conference are quick to criticise supporters who
    rarely watch their team play, etc. In fact, this seems to be most
    frequently levelled against Mancs fans. Personally, the football fan
    that I loathe is the guy who watches his team week-in week-out from the 
    same seat, buys the club magazine, knows the name of the tealady in the
    club cafeteria, has the autograph of the reserve team centre-forward's
    golf partner, but knows absolutely *zilch* about opposing teams (and
    probably football in general). So every match is a succession of "Get
    yer card out ref - he'll have Suggsie's shirt off in a minnit!", booing
    the opposition when in possession (more of a Continental trait, this)
    and so on. These people do a lot more harm to the game, but invariably
    get referred to as "the good old punter on the terraces" or "the paying
    public". 
    
    Maybe it's just me. Years back when I was at school, my mates used to
    go along to the Goldstone Ground every other Saturday and they'd be
    full of the exploits of Peter Ward, Jimmy Case, Mark Lawrenson, Steve
    Foster, etc. I'd go along to a few games a season and astonish them by
    also applauding when the *opposing* team's winger got the better of Gary
    Steven's and crossed for a striker to head home.  
    
    So what I'm saying is it would be nice if C.P.F.C. and/or their
    followers stopped acting as the victim in this little saga and actually 
    admitted that, while Cantona's behaviour would have been unforgiveable
    in any circumstances, they too have nothing to be particularly proud about.
      
    Phew!
    
    Dom
32.5153Martin Edwards speaks...COMICS::LINDLEYFri Jan 27 1995 16:5411
    Martin Edwards was interviewed shortly after the Press release and he
    was saying that although Eric was banned from first team games, he
    fully expected Eric to be playing in reserve and junior games......
    
    ManU fans have already been on saying they will be attending whatever 
    games Eric plays in.
    
    Oh dear. Not a good move. Can you imagine "away" supporters turning up
    for the aggro. ManU fans turning up to back Eric. It'll be a
    disaster......
    
32.5154PEKING::JOLLYLFri Jan 27 1995 17:0137
    
    It's late in the discussion I know but I am busy and haven't been able
    to keep up or state my opinion, normally I wouldn't bother but I just
    have to get my oar in even if it's all been said before.
    
    The only possible excuse for assaulting someone in such a manner is 
    self defence.  If you choose to use self defence you must ensure that you 
    have made all possible attempts to avoid harm to yourself before
    striking your aggressor ie run away.  If you have not done so and you
    strike someone and they make a complaint you will get done, if you are
    Joe Public.
    
    I feel genuinely sorry for Cantona, he takes a lot of abuse every time
    he turns out for Utd but I would be surprised if he heard anything that
    he has not heard before.  Nobody should have to take such abuse but
    reactions like his will only encourage this sort of abuse even
    more.  The type of people who hurl such abuse are looking for a
    reaction, if you ignore them they may get bored, shut up go away or
    whatever, in some cases they may even come to respect you if you behave
    in the correct way.  If you react they love it and raise their tempo,
    things go from bad to worse.  
    
    The Palace fans previous record is irrelevant.  Cantona hit a stranger
    he knew nothing of, but for his language he could have been the local
    vicar.  I am also sure that he was also not the only one hurling abuse.
    
    I have seen nothing to lead me to believe that anything physical was
    thrown.
    
    I am surprised that Man U have punished Cantona so severly (my
    expectations were lesser).
    
    In my opinion it will be sad if Cantona never graces an English football 
    pitch again.  I cannot at the moment see any possible way he could even
    if he does not get a life ban.
    
    Loz.  
32.5155Ye gods, no!CHEFS::STRATFORDSSealclubbing: A big hit with pupsFri Jan 27 1995 17:018
    re .5152
    
    Dom,
    
    If people start doing the Mexican wave, I think we'll see an increase
    in violence off the pitch restarting ;^)
    
    Stuart
32.5156Re. 1536REOSV2::HOUSENWorld famous brick hypnotistFri Jan 27 1995 17:0334
Peter,

I don't want to bring in too serious a note.. but...regarding your comments 
about Racism. Racism is discrimination against race - which is not limited 
to colour discrimination. There are several world problems related to Racism, 
that are not about the colour of people's skins.

I don't think it's for you or I to say whether calling someone a French ******
whatever, is worse than discriminating against colour... it's really how the
subject of abuse feels about it. Maybe white English/British people are 
generally not so sensitive to race issues, which is why many appear glib about
it ... e.g. `what's all the fuss about'.

I'm white and born in England, with an Irish mother... so I don't know 
what that makes me!? ;-)

Having said all that, and echoing others comments.. there is still no excuse
for Cantona's reactions.. given that he knows the likely penalties for such
actions. It does bring in the wider issue though, of whether a member of a 
football crowd can vent their own frustrations on a player without expecting
to be chastised... Mr. Cantona has broken that barrier down (so to speak ;-)).

There have been several instances lately of fans and players exchanging light
hearted banter or actions... e.g. The opposition fans waving fake money at
Bruce Grobbelaar, in his first match after the bribery allegations. It could
be interpreted as cruel, but Bruce took it in the way it was probably meant. 
That sort of humour will always be part of the game, but whether we should 
accept that people can hurl abuse at a player just because he is a professional
and can take it is very debatable. 


Just my 2p worth..

Norman
32.5157YESSB::MCUNNIFFECantona is a thug and must goFri Jan 27 1995 18:0041
          <<< Note 32.5088 by COMICS::HAWLEYI "I...AM...A...HORSE!" >>>
               -< little things amuse little minds (like mine) >-
    
>>>    Ive had great fun this morning reading all this. Nice to see Martin
>>>    being the one to break the story in this conference!
    
    No problem Ian. I'm always the first noter in whenever there is bad news
regarding the Mancs. I was also the first go give an up-to-date account of
the Euro Cup game as the Mancs were hammered by Barcelona. I couldn't log in
fast enough the other night.

Cantona is a great player and I'm glad that the Mancs have lost him for the
rest of the season. We'll see how good the Mancs are now without Eric.
Man Utd. have banned him for the rest of the season plus the maximum fine
permissable under his contract. I would love the F.A. to take a few measures
against the Mancs like:

1. Ban Cantona from playing for Utd for the rest of the season. I don't care
   where he goes after that.

2. Ban OJ Ince and Roy Keane for the rest of the season for being pure thugs
   and moaners. They are the worst I've ever seen and are a disgrace to the
   game. In my mind, they are worse than Eric. When Liverpool won all the
   titles, we never saw any of their players reacting like Ince & Keane do in
   every game.

3. Impose a fine of 5 million pds on Utd. so that they will make sure there is
   never a repeat.

4. A points deduction of 20 pts to be effective immediatley.

5. Play their home games behind closed doors. That would soon sort out their
   finances.

6. Ban Utd. from all Euro competitions for 10 years.

7. Insist that Steve Bruce wear a bag over his head as he is so ugly.

C U N N O


32.5158MARVIN::MORRELLBaby.. Baby.. We change... anything we want too... Fri Jan 27 1995 18:038
    I think you forgot one...
    
    	8) Ban them from issuing any new kits for the next 10 years... that
    	   would really cost them some money! :->
    
    	I agress with 2, 3 & 4! :->
    
    Rick.
32.5159This is all getting boringYUPPY::PANESOoh la la or au revoir?Fri Jan 27 1995 20:0284
<<< Note 32.5152 by VARESE::SACHA::IDC_BSTR "Oh no! NOT Milan Kundera again!" >>>

>    >Maybe this would not effect the armchair viewer, but as a punter 
>    >I like some atmosphere. I abhor racist chants and a friend of mine
    
>    No one wants to see football played in silence, Stuart. However, your
>    note fails to distinguish between the atmosphere created by singing,
>    doing the Mexican wave, etc. and people making thair way down the
>    terraces to insult a player who's just been sent off.
 
     Fair enough , Dom.
         
>    Many people in this conference are quick to criticise supporters who
>    rarely watch their team play, etc. In fact, this seems to be most
>    frequently levelled against Mancs fans.

    I like football. I like talking with people who like football. I 
    understand that not everyone who follows a particular team can go
    and see their team play "in the flesh". I, like I imagine many
    others ,do not like/understand people who suddenly declare an interest
    in a team which is successful. I have no reason to think that
    you are a band wagon jumper, but if you were,  it would/should
    not devalue any cogent argument you have about what happened
    on Wednesday.

    Lets forget all the hyperbole and personalities involved, and
    focus on the events.


>                                              Personally, the football fan
>    that I loathe is the guy who watches his team week-in week-out from the 
>    same seat, buys the club magazine, knows the name of the tealady in the
>    club cafeteria, has the autograph of the reserve team centre-forward's
>    golf partner, but knows absolutely *zilch* about opposing teams (and
>    probably football in general). So every match is a succession of "Get
>    yer card out ref - he'll have Suggsie's shirt off in a minnit!", booing
>    the opposition when in possession (more of a Continental trait, this)
>    and so on. These people do a lot more harm to the game, but invariably
>    get referred to as "the good old punter on the terraces" or "the paying
>    public". 
    

     Ditto.

>    Maybe it's just me. Years back when I was at school, my mates used to
>    go along to the Goldstone Ground every other Saturday and they'd be
>    full of the exploits of Peter Ward, Jimmy Case, Mark Lawrenson, Steve
>    Foster, etc. I'd go along to a few games a season and astonish them by
>    also applauding when the *opposing* team's winger got the better of Gary
>    Steven's and crossed for a striker to head home.  
 

    Mmmmmm , Brighton eh?....  you're testing me. I was talking to a pal
    during the game , about how talented the "The Reds" were ( ok it stuck
    in the throat ) and I was genuinley excited/scared by the re-vitalised
    Giggs.
       
>    So what I'm saying is it would be nice if C.P.F.C. and/or their
>    followers stopped acting as the victim in this little saga and actually 


     I don't think that either  Paul Pateman ( who was 20 rows behind the
     incident ) or myself ( who sits in the same stand but was some way 
     away ), have claimed that we or CPFC are victims.

     Palace do not sell papers like Manchester United do.

>    admitted that, while Cantona's behaviour would have been unforgiveable
>    in any circumstances, they too have nothing to be particularly proud about.
      
 
     What the sad little **** that Eric kicked did/said is nothing to be 
     proud of, but it what some fans do at all grounds in all divisions.

     I am surprised that *you* appear to be so defensive about the whole
     but there you go.

     Me... I'm off to Oz for three weeks, and hopefully when I come back
     the team I support has a few more points, and a maybe even a chance
     of a trip to Wembley.

     Have fun,

     Stuart
32.5160UP yours looneypoolSIOG::ODONOHOEFri Jan 27 1995 20:1120
    
    
        >I'm white and born in England, with an Irish mother... so I don't
    know
        what that makes me!? ;-)
    
        That makes you eligible to play for Ireland ;-}
    
    I hope Eric sticks around and plays again for the 1st team in
    August and proves to everyone that he can control his temperament
    and let his football do the talking.
    Man U and English football will not be the same without his genius
    and style.
    Lets hope he stays :-{
                        `
    
                   
     
    
    
32.5161CHEFS::EDWARDSDFri Jan 27 1995 20:1710
    Good notes both Dom in .5152 and Stuart in .5159.
    
    Stuart,
    
    Your reference to Giggs was quite interesting - his level of play has
    noticably improved since Christmas.  I couldn't get to the game on
    Wednesday and had to make do with the limited highlights.  I take it he
    played well then ?
    
    Dave
32.5162YUPPY::PANESOoh la la or au revoir?Fri Jan 27 1995 20:2520
                     <<< Note 32.5161 by CHEFS::EDWARDSD >>>

>    Your reference to Giggs was quite interesting - his level of play has
>    noticably improved since Christmas.  I couldn't get to the game on
>    Wednesday and had to make do with the limited highlights.  I take it he
>    played well then ?
    
    Dave,

    When I first saw Giggs at San Selhurst, I said to a 
    pal, that I found his talent frightening. The recent reports
    I have read , and the snippets I have caught on teevee suggested that
    he was a  shadow of his former self. On Wednesday he appeared to be 
    confident, quick of mind and body and exciting to watch. He was
    up against one of the meanest defences in the PL , but it can only
    be good for British football that someone as naturaly gifted as him
    be allowed to blossom and give pleasure to millions.

    Stuart

32.5163Goodbye Cantona.MASALA::JADAMSFri Jan 27 1995 23:4049
    
    	Cantona again. I don't get up the enthusiasm to do a lot of writing
    in here any more but this is for anyone out there (in here or the has
    beens that the meeja have brought out and dusted down) who is in any
    way trying to justify Cantona's action's the other night.
    
    	To steal Dave Wilson's quote from somewhere in here "Cantona has
    *NO* defence."
    
    	I'd like to throw some varying degrees (these are examples that I
    know of having happened) of disgraceful assault which are loosely
    attached to football into the hat and ask then what sort of punishment 
    we feel he deserves:
    	* A professional player physically assaults another player on the
    field of play. This is a relatively common scenario and, I think
    deserves to be punished very heavily. The punishment on average is say,
    sent off and suspended for a large (about 10?) number of games, heavily
    fined and possible court proceedings. In this category I would place
    things like Levein/Hogg, Butcher/Woods/MacAvennie, Duncan Ferguson/John
    McStay etc (sorry, but I only have Scottish examples).
    	* A Semi-professional player is sent off by the referee for a very
    bad foul. After having been shown the red card, the nutcase boots the
    ref in the balls and the poor ref hits the deck like a ton of bricks
    and has to be helped from the field. The player was banned for life
    from playing or coaching any football, fined a huge sum (relatively)
    and may have been prosecuted (I'm unsure of this). This scenario
    happened at the junior ground in the town where I live and is, I think,
    an order of degree worse than the previous one.
    	* Cantona is (rightly) sent off for violent conduct. The whole stand
    (and more) are having their go at him as he goes for his early bath. He
    remember's that he's a "tortured soul" and physically assaults a fan in
    the stand. IMO this is much worse again than the previous scenario.
    
    	As you may have guessed, I don't feel that Man Utd's punishment has
    in any way gone far enough (although I do applaud them for doing
    something and had it been up to Ferguson I doubt if they'd have even went
    that far) and personally although I do love watching great skill from
    ANY player (yes, even for teams against which my team are playing) I
    wouldn't be saddened if I never see Monsieur Cantona ever kick a ball
    (football, that is) again.
    
    	Final note for us all to consider: "What would you be saying if it
    were Vinnie Jones instead of Cantona and do you think that the outcome
    will be different for the Frenchman than if it were Vinnie?" Answers on
    a old soiled girdle to: A. Ferguson, Manchester.
    
    	Cheers in football, 
    	                 John A.
    Phew!
32.5164calculated slanderTROOA::PBLANEYExplanations take too long Mr.NikeSat Jan 28 1995 04:2756
    re:-1
    
    That's about it. The FA, English Football, and the general MOTD Jimy
    Hill we are holier than thou and we deserve to win the world cup
    attitude of the state of footy in blightly is simply to blame for this.
    
    If it was Vinnie, it would have been OK. Sure, it was Vinnie, "our"
    boy, one of "our own". But the press and media have emphatically set
    out to destroy this very valuable player. Just a lad when you really
    think about it. It all reminds me of cold and calculated inexorable
    elimination of one former genuius, George Best, by the bloody English
    press and media. Eventually, he became what they wanted. Eric has too.
    
    The average player is not that bright. Brought into stardom at a very
    early age, they are slated to live and die by the very sword they wield
    themselves.
    
    Eric: "L'enfant terrible". And of course Fergie, 'cos he is a Scot, and
    managing MUFC, that bastion of English football. Oh, if it was Chelsea
    and Ray Wilkins, with Ron GreenWood and Dave Sexton at the helm, and
    our boy Gazza in trouble, then all would be forgiven. Poor lad, came
    from Newcastle....but no, Eric, French, not English, playing in "our"
    league. Can;t be cricket now can't it ?
    
    No wonder English football is where it is at. MUFC try to build to the
    eventual Euro League, bring is some talent, build new local talent,
    entertain and provide some lifetime interest for erstwhile bored
    citizens, and all the damn media/press can do is set out to destroy.
    
    I remember one of last years stamping incidents...the camera showed the
    angle many times, and Eric was guilty, but they failed to emphasize wit
    thhe same vigour the blatant violent lurch the no-name player on the
    other team launched and connected with. Actually, a former Liverpool
    player, Alan hansen, did mention it, after Jimmy Hill had ignored it 5
    times...and then reluctantly agreed. And of couse there is always
    LeSaux's stamp on Keane last year...what was it, 5 stitches, and no
    card ?
    
    Listen, if the lager lout in the crowd got a smack or two, good on old
    Eric for doing what the damn fan needed...Eric was just an idiot for
    jumping in...he could have been killed.
    
    All in all a very sad situation. The ban is the FA's not Utd's, but
    masked in an agreement. If Utd can sell him, then so do, and be rid of
    the problem. They had better make sure the replacement is English
    though. Sorry, but the truth hurts.
    
    And yes, we should hav bought Shearer. I still cannot figure that one
    out. Ad yes, sell that whiner Ince into the bargain.
    
    It is along long wayto go to the title yet. Liverpool will havea big
    say. Rovers don't have the bottle yet. My money rests on Utd.
    
    Thanks for the memories Eric.
    
    
32.5165What ???PEKING::WILSOND1DAVE WILSON @WLCSat Jan 28 1995 11:4612
    
    RE-1  WHAT..?
    
    I cannot believe anyone really believes that if it was an English
    player that had done what Cantona did, then we ( the English, media etc )
    would have said it was "ok"
    
    Even by some of the notes in this conference that is unbelievable.
    
    Dave... 
    
    
32.516645807::JOLLYLSat Jan 28 1995 16:1560
    
    re 5164.
    
    Your off your head.
    
    Eric's nationality is irrelevant, his history and status are what most
    rational people are picking up on.   If he were English, Irish, Gemran,
    Scottish or anything else I firmly beleive the media would have covered
    the story in a similar manner.
    
    If he was not Eric or playing for Man U I believe his fate would
    already have been sealed, life Ban in England.
    
    It would be our loss if he was but Eric is not English football.  At
    the start of this season I thought we were in for a bounty year.  The
    signings of Klinsman, Popecescu, Roy etc. coupled with talents the likes 
    of Le Tiss, Giggs, Cantona etc, and strike forces of the likes of 
    Sutton/Shearer, Cole/Beardsley, Collimore/Roy the entertainment 
    potential was limitless.
    
    Instead we get drawn out court cases, drug abuse, Bung accusations and 
    physical assaults on fans.
    
    The fan concerned is no angel, but as I have said before that is
    irrelevant too.
    
    Palace have banned the guy until the end of the season and rightly so.
    Most clubs ban supporters they catch shouting verbal abuse at players
    or opposition.  Cantona could have had the guy banned himself and
    avoided all this aggro if he made a complaint to an official but chose to 
    take the law into his own hands.
    
    Nobody is allowed to take the law into there own hands, there are
    channels, they are not perfect but you can't go around doing as you
    please without paying the price.
    
    The Palace fans and club have taken a bit of flak over the incident but
    in all the replays I saw there were no attempts by anyother fans to get
    involved.  If it had occurred at Leeds, Millwall, Chelsea, West Ham to
    name but a few there would have been murder.
    
    All matches I attend contain an element of baiting both of players and
    opposition fans and like many others I believe that it is a part of
    football most people accept like it or not.  It seems to me to be
    better now than it did 10-15 years ago since laws were changed and
    people started getting banned for doing so.
     
    I know how easy it is to react to provocation and abuse and for that 
    reason only I feel sorry for Cantona.
    
    I also know that if you react in the wrong way you pay a price even if
    you were intitially wronged.
    
    Eric must now pay.  If the fan pays as well then so be it but whatever
    punishment the fan takes Eric's must be worse otherwise there IS one
    law for them....
    
    This incident makes me steam.
    
    Loz.
32.516745807::JOLLYLSat Jan 28 1995 16:195
    
    PS to 5166
    
    I am not English, Irish, Scottish, Welsh, or European in any way shape
    or form.
32.5168TRUCKS::SANTYou can't hide those lyin' eyes!!Mon Jan 30 1995 14:0023
    
    	I would like to say that I applaud:
    
    	Crystal Palace for the manner of their handling of this episode
    	in banning the fan and recognising his intimidation of the player,
    	also the fact that they found his behaviour unacceptable in their
    	ground,
    	Manchester United for their handling of Eric Cantona's punishment
    	and stating that his behaviour was unacceptable,
    	Stuart Panes for his note a few back (phew, that was hard!)
    	Chris Waddle for his very reasoned and sensible comments on TV at
    	the weekend.
    
    	And those that I find to be a joke:
    
    	Paddy Crerand - what a prat! Nuff said,
    	Any United fan interviewed by the media who attempted to justify
    	in any way what Cantona did,
    	The hand-wringers that condemn and pass sentence from their moral
    	high ground without any consideration for anything but their own
    	prejudices.
    
    	Andy.
32.5169Judgement DayVARESE::SACHA::IDC_BSTROh no! NOT Milan Kundera again!Mon Jan 30 1995 14:2618
    Agreed, Andy. Ditto regarding Stuart's excellent note in .5162 (?) and
    the two clubs for the way they handled the affair. 
    
    I'd be interested to hear what Chris Waddle said on TV; I've always
    considered him to be a great professional and a really nice bloke with
    it. Maybe if he was a bit of a swinehund, he'd have more winners'
    medals to show for it. I remember in particular a Marseille-Milan
    European Cup tie (in which he was the best player on the field) where,
    during a lull in play, Waddle turned to the TV cameras on the touchline
    and went through a whole repertoire of tap-dancing moves, with a great
    big grin on his face! Pretty amazing stuff, given the importance of the
    match...
    
    As for .5164, I guess some people will write anything just to be
    original. Either that, or he's a got a chip on his shoulder dating back
    to the battle of Culloden ;-)
    
    Dom
32.5170After re-reading .5164...VARESE::SACHA::IDC_BSTROh no! NOT Milan Kundera again!Mon Jan 30 1995 14:384
    re: -1
    Though in retrospect, I guess he could just as easily be Irish or
    Welsh. Maybe he's not that original after all...
                          
32.5171CHEFS::GEORGEM15 feet of beige good luck.Mon Jan 30 1995 14:5014
re: Crowds taunting players and opp. fans.

Three of my mates were chucked out of West Brom. for trying to start a 
song/chant in the away fans enclosure.  We were only shouting "Super Jonny 
Cornforth!", and a couple of Rozzers appeared out of nowhere and chucked the 
lads out.  They came back and said "Any more of that, and you're all out".  
They sure know how to incite a riot in Birmingham, I'll give them that.

Sorry.  Irrelevant. err...It doesn't matter what Nationality Cantona is, it's 
his fiery temprament that got him in the crud over this affair.  Vinny Jones 
has come in for it before now, and other players (for some reason, David Batty 
springs to mind) have got reputations for being a little over-physical.  They 
all get in the s##t, but Cantona appears to be the only one who did a flying 
kick into the paying public's domain.
32.5172IRNBRU::HOWARDMon Jan 30 1995 16:587
    the `Today' newspaper reports that Kwai Chang Cantona is refusing to
    apologise. He might release a statement in which he regrets letting the
    ManU fans down but that's about all. Apparently, apologising would be
    against his principles because he believes he was in the right on this
    occasion....
    
    Ray....
32.5173UTRTSC::WARDTue Jan 31 1995 12:5611
    Moving on ..
    
    I was amused to watch the MOTD coverage of TGFTITW - Gerald Sinstadt
    (for it was he), was waxing lyrical about Ince being the most "majestic
    awesome, fantastic - ah! - there's a goal for Wrexham - brilliant,
    wonderful football player in the Universe".   During his "commentary"
    I had to keep reminding myself I wasn't watching Rory Bremner ..
    
    Bring back David Coleman ..
    
    Ray 
32.5174Another new strip!AYOV16::IREIDOur day will come......Tue Jan 31 1995 14:374
	This time it is White with a black belt......

	Choppers
32.5175Eric scored twiceESSB::BLONGPREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS 1993 &amp; 1994Wed Feb 01 1995 13:454
32.5176If anyone's interested ....CHEFS::EDWARDSDWed Feb 01 1995 14:297
    FA Youth Cup 4th Round
    
    Utd 2   Arsenal 1   Att : 2,701
    
    Mustoe  Woolsey
    Hudson
    
32.5177Bet Eric's glad he doesn't have to deal with the Godfarry!MASALA::ISUTHERLANDSame Sh*t...Different day.Wed Feb 01 1995 21:0714
    
    To put the Cantona "incident" into perspective.
    The daily's up here in Jockoland are running a story about a 16 year
    old boy who has been banned by the SFA for *TEN* years for the serious,
    unforgiving crime of,
    
    knocking 3 weeks of his age.
    
    The story goes that at the age of twelve,he lied about his age so he
    could play in the same age group as his friends.This has now only come
    to light since several senior clubs are showing an interest in him.
    
    But to be fair on the a$$holes at the SFA,they are back dating it to 
    the original time of occurrence.
32.5178GENIE::GOODEJMr Dragon - 761 4831Thu Feb 02 1995 11:177
    
    	Are you saying he's been banned for the last 10 years or is he only
    half way through or something? If he's been playing whilst banned,
    presumable the clubs he played for should be disciplined? This could
    turn out to be quite a little earner for the Scottish FA! 8-)
    
    JBG
32.5179Sir Les 1 - 0 Ryan GiggsIRNBRU::HOWARDThu Feb 02 1995 12:006
    rumour has it that Danni Behr has given Giggsy the old heave-ho and is
    now doing the wild thing with Sir Les Ferdinand....
    
    nice one Les, heh heh heh....
    
    Ray....
32.5180CHEFS::EDWARDSDThu Feb 02 1995 12:3832
	
    
    This is based on 3 points for a booking, and 6 for a sending off. 
    As at 1.2.95, source The Sun newspaper
    
	Team		Booked	Sent Off	Points
	Liverpool	18	0		54
	Palace		31	0		93
	Newcastle	27	2		93
	Coventry	25	3		93
	Chelsea		27	3		99
	Ipswich		32	1		102
	Tottenham	34	1		108
	Sheff Wed	32	2		108
	Everton		36	1		114
	Leeds		40	0		120
	Norwich		40	0		120
	Aston Villa	37	2		123
	Blackburn	35	3		123
	Man City	35	3		123
	Southampton	42	0		126
	Forest		41	1		129
	Arsenal		40	2		132
	Leicester	35	5		135
	QPR		40	3		138
	West Ham	39	4		141
	**Man Utd**	45	3		153
	Wimbledon	41	5		153

    	I don't think Everton and Blackburn did themselves any favours last 
    	night !

32.5181Toffes catching up with the MoanersAYOV27::FW_TEMP01John Hussey - Exiled in jocko landThu Feb 02 1995 12:577
Everton would have zoomed down this table last night after 7 bookings and
2 off!  Blackburn would also have made a decent impression after the number of
bookings they got last night.

What happened to the days when the top teams also had the best disciplinary
record.

32.5182Just one word...CODIN::PHAYDENThu Feb 02 1995 14:066
Just on the Danni Behr topic. 
Did anybody see "The Word" where a crowd were outside Cantona's home offering
him their support and the presenter on returning to the studio asked Behr for
her comments on Cantona because after all, and I quote "You know more about Man
United nuts that anyone else here".
Needless to say Danni was not impressed.
32.5183Or Danny Boy for that matter ?MASALA::JJACKThu Feb 02 1995 14:216
    
    Is Danni Behr any relation to Broxi Bear ?
    
    8*)
    
     
32.5184Just for info....RTOVC0::DCASSIDYThu Feb 02 1995 15:2141
    
    The system in Germany is slightly different and is based on 
    whether the player has been yellow carded before getting the
    red card as there are distinctly different repercusions on the players
    1. Eligibility to play 2. Fine
    It is an automatic fine in the Bundesliga for a RED card but
    NOT a yellow/red.
    
    So Yellow = 1 / Yellow,Red = 3 / RED = 5.
	As there is no indication of a difference in the 2 
    I've used a multiplier of 4 (average).
    
    When all is said and done, Wimbledon still seem to be the bette noire
    of the diciplinary system.   
                              
TEAM                BOOKED    SENT OFF  POINTS	German         
						System
LIVERPOOL           18        0         54        18        
PALACE              31        0         93        31        
NEWCASTLE           27        2         93        35        
COVENTRY            25        3         93        37        
CHELSEA             27        3         99        39        
IPSWICH             32        1         102       36        
TOTTENHAM           34        1         108       38        
SHEFF WED           32        2         108       40        
EVERTON             36        1         114       40        
LEEDS               40        0         120       40        
NORWICH             40        0         120       40        
ASTON VILLA         37        2         123       45        
BLACKBURN           35        3         123       47        
MAN CITY            35        3         123       47        
SOUTHAMPTON         42        0         126       42        
FOREST              41        1         129       45        
ARSENAL             40        2         132       48        
LEICESTER           35        5         135       55        
QPR                 40        3         138       52        
WEST HAM            39        4         141       55        
**MAN UTD**         45        3         153       57        
WIMBLEDON           41        5         153       61        
    
    
32.5185CODIN::PHAYDENThu Feb 02 1995 15:441
No , but she's first cousin to Huggie bear( Starsky & Hutch ) and Yogi Bear
32.5186This should be in Bristol City ...AYOV29::DUTY93_MALCHo ho Roobarb, you are funn-ehThu Feb 02 1995 16:247
    
    	Let's not forget her old mate Thread Bear.
    
    That's as good as they get folks.
    
    Malc.
    
32.5187GENIE::GOODEJMr Dragon - 761 4831Thu Feb 02 1995 16:297
    
    Can somebody please explain for us exiles - whats all this stuff about
    some bare person?
    
    JBG
    
    8-)
32.5188IRNBRU::HOWARDThu Feb 02 1995 16:465
    jbg
    
    she's the bimbo who presents `The Word' on Channel 4....
    
    `schwing'
32.5189CODIN::PHAYDENThu Feb 02 1995 16:481
And people wonder how this topic got to 5000 notes ;-)
32.5190SIR LES 1 v GIGGSY 0PEKING::REDDYMI'M A NUTTERThu Feb 02 1995 17:3220
    RE..Regarding Giggs being Dumped!!
    
    
    
    this is the first time since 1st jan 1992 that Q.P.R. has f****d on 
    man u.
    
    
    sir les can even score with the women,so how many other talants has he
    got that we don't know about.
    
    
      
    P.S.  i take it he won't be going to man u at the end of the season
    then.
    
    
    
    a loyal rangers fan....
                           matt
32.5191CHEFS::EDWARDSDThu Feb 02 1995 17:4413
    >>    this is the first time since 1st jan 1992 that Q.P.R. has f****d on
    >>    man u.
    
    f****d ?????
    
    Farted ?
    Fouled ?
    Forked ?
    Flayed ?
    Fished ?
    
    
    Help !!
32.5192I thought ryan still shopped at Virgin?AIMTEC::WICKS_AAtlanta's Most (In)famous WelshmanThu Feb 02 1995 19:197
    So in the interests of those of us confused is this Danny bear actually
    playing indoor football with members of the Mancs or is this just a
    rumour?
    
    regards
    
    Andrew.D.Wicks
32.5193ESSB::BLONGPREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS 1993 &amp; 1994Thu Feb 02 1995 21:133
This might explain Giggsy good form lately.


32.51943 Points RequiredESSB::BLONGPREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS 1993 &amp; 1994Fri Feb 03 1995 20:248
32.5195Cole, Cole, Andy Andy ColeCHEFS::EDWARDSDMon Feb 06 1995 13:5917
    Excellent results for Utd at the weekend with Tottingham doing the
    business yesterday.  However, Utd were pretty poor on Saturday.  They
    seemed to go down a gear following the goal, and then Giggs being taken
    off through injury - another classy tackle by Fash.  Full credit to
    Villa though.  They were very impressive, especially after Fash went
    off to be replaced by Johnson.  Johnson seemed to give Villa a lot
    more options and mobility upfront, and with Saunders and the excellent
    Taylor, caused a few scares amongst the Utd defence.  Staunton proved
    he's probably the best left-back in the country, and Paul McGrath had a
    few too many tricks for Andy Cole.  Still 3 vital pts, a Cole goal and
    Hughesie signing a new contract made it a reasonable Saturday
    afternoon.
    
    Oh, and a pint of Boddys had gone up to 1 pound 44 pence at the local
    boozer.
    
    Dave
32.5196TRUCKS::SANTYou can't hide those lyin' eyes!!Mon Feb 06 1995 14:0614
    
    	Andy Cole scored his first for United on Saturday in a 1-0 win
    	against Villa. Fashanu got carried off for a lunatic lunge at
    	Giggs, was booked for his troubles, and Giggs retired from the
    	game soon after.
    
    	When is this clown Fashanu going to get thrown out of the game for
    	his dangerous play? Giggs is not the first victim of one of his
    	"committed" challenges....
    
    	Don't tell me "it's a man's game". Real men wouldn't take cheap
    	shots like the one he makes.
    
    	Andy.
32.5197The Facts44007::LAYNEMon Feb 06 1995 15:187
    Did any of you **actually** see the tackle or are you just going on
    what you have heard.
    
    The replay clearly shows that Fashanu won the ball, it was his trailing
    leg that caught Giggs, because in winning the ball he stepped on it and
    rolled forward.  And RE-1, yes it is a mans game, maybe when English
    football learn this they might win something.
32.5198Its a hard lifeYUPPY::ASHLEYSMITHMon Feb 06 1995 16:098
    
    Ermm...have I missed something here. Whether it was his trailing leg
    or not it was still a foul. Fashanu fouled Giggs. Fashanu threw himself
    into the tackle and then came off worse - a man's game eh.
    
    Back to the treatment table.
    
    Andy 
32.5199CHEFS::EDWARDSDMon Feb 06 1995 16:129
    re:-1
    
    Yes I did **actually** see the tackle - I was at the game.  Fashanu did
    not "roll forward" - he made a clumsy tackle.  Yes he did win the ball,
    but his trailing leg whacked straight into Giggs.  Please note - the
    ref did give a free-kick against Fashanu.  There is a subtle
    difference, imho, between a hard tackle and a dirty clumsy challenge.
    
    Dave
32.5200CHEFS::EDWARDSDMon Feb 06 1995 16:151
    whoops,  re:-1 should have been re:-2
32.5201IMHO44007::LAYNEMon Feb 06 1995 17:259
    RE - -
    
    Look come on, you don't like Fashanu.  If this was Bruce who tackled
    someone in the box and clearly played the ball first and then got the
    other player with his trailing leg and may I say the ref gave a
    penalty......You would be saying how could the ref give a penalty when
    he played the ball first.
    
    IMHO - I don't think it was a foul, a clumsy tackle yes, but not a foul
32.5202TRUCKS::SANTYou can't hide those lyin' eyes!!Mon Feb 06 1995 20:0411
    
    	How the hell can you predict what I'd be saying under your set of
    	hyperthetical circumstances??
    
    	Just goes to show how little you know me. At least I TRY to be
    	objective and fair, unlike some....
    
    	Sheesh. The ref decided it was worth booking Fashanu. Take it up
    	with him....
                                           
    	Andy.
32.520345769::EDWARDSDMon Feb 06 1995 20:086
    Mr LAYNE, now look what you've gone and done - upset Jerry and Andy in
    the same day.  Tut tut tut.  I don't suppose you've got any worthwhile
    comments to make about Tony Adams' sickening attack on Mark Bright have
    you, just to upset Stuart ?
    
    
32.5204Nice pint of Holt's!BLKPUD::STOCKMANSMon Feb 06 1995 20:337
    You wanna get down the Mellie in Stretford, the beer went up a penny
    2 weeks ago to 98p a pint!
    
    
    Si
    
    
32.5205He gets the Ball, he scores a goal, Andy, Andy ColeESSB::BLONGPREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS 1993 &amp; 1994Mon Feb 06 1995 20:5114
32.520637th AnniversaryESSB::BLONGPREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS 1993 &amp; 1994Mon Feb 06 1995 20:537
32.5207Come on ye RedsKIRKTN::JJACKOnce a Tim, always a TimMon Feb 13 1995 09:004
    
    City......0  United.....3
    
    
32.5208Kung-fu ... The Legend ContinuesMSAM00::ROBERTLIMMon Feb 13 1995 09:4215
    Great result!
    
    More bad news regarding Cantona.
    
    Read in the papers about an incident between Cantona and ITN crew. 
    The reporter claimed that they were more than 20M away while asking
    questions before Oh-Ah approached them, pull the collar and kicked the
    reporter before taking the film.
    
    Local police said that the Club Med called them about a disturbance,
    Oh-Ah did not touch anyone and that they (Police) gave him the film.
    
    
    Rgds
    Robert
32.5209Cant's appears to be in the clear for this one!FUTURS::MARSHALL1Wed Feb 15 1995 16:4931
    
    The latest on this is that apparently the beach that Cant's was on is
    only open to the public for 6 hours a day. It is therefore not deemed
    to be a 'public beach' (fib #1 to the ITN crew). The ITN team also
    claimed that the tape from their camera was confiscated by the police.
    The police say that the tape was surrendered volutarily as evidence of
    their claim (fib #2 by the ITN crew). The police have apparently
    interviewed eye witnesses and examined the tape, and there is no
    evidence that there was any assault (fib #3 by the ITN crew). It is
    alleged that 90-95% of the tape concentrates on Cantona's pregnant wife
    (this is obviously in the public interest!). Added to the above, the
    ITN reporter claims that the assault (which apparently didn't even take
    place) was totally unprovoked. The eye witnesses have said that the
    case was, in fact, the exact opposite. The ITN crew are alleged to have
    been taunting Cantona - to which he did not react, apart from asking
    them to leave the beach (quite what this means I don't know!).
    
    The papers are now reporting that Cantona is prosecuting the ITN crew
    for defamation of character and harrasment. The police on the island
    are prosecuting for harrassment and filming on a private beach without
    a license.
    
    Also Sir Bert has siad that the reported incident is totally unrelated
    to football, and will have no bearing whatsoever on the deliberations
    of the FA. He is also reported to have said that "... Cantona was
    clearly provoked, and his reaction is totally understandable in the
    circumstances."
    
    
    		Steve
    
32.5210CHEFS::STRATFORDSYe Gods, what on earth?Wed Feb 15 1995 17:2623
    re -1
    
    It is interesting some of the things that are alledged to have happened
    in this incident. I would guess that the Police asked ITN to hand over
    the tape but with a big hint that they were going to take it. As for
    the assault, I don't actually blame him if they were hassling his
    heavily pregnant wife (one of the papers over the weekend had a picture
    of her making a middle finger salute to their photographer and she
    looked about 8 months pregnant)
    
    The wisdom of him leaving the country when he was due to be interviewed 
    by the police re his little incident is open to question (some would
    say a liitle foolish) especially when all the mutterings coming from
    the boys in blue are that he, Ince and the toerag who was baiting him
    are all going to face a minimum of public order offences and probably
    some assault charges. Cantonas' solicitor claimed that the police knew
    he would be abroad but if that is the advice he gave his client, I
    think that I would find a new solicitor to act on my behalf. 
    
    Surely, it would be better for him to get this whole over and done with
    asap?
    
    Stuart 
32.5211Me, paranoid, never !!!!CHEFS::EDWARDSDWed Feb 15 1995 17:3816
    Stuart
    
    I think Cantona chose the lesser of two evils by leaving the country. 
    If he stayed here, he would have been hounded 24 hours a day until the
    press got the reaction they sought.  At least in Guadalupe he could get
    some privacy for him and his wife.  I think the question that should be
    asked is "What the f*ck where the press doing there anyway ?".  The FA
    have fixed a date for Cantona to appear and I'm sure Cantona will be
    there.  Providing the police were informed about his holiday, then imho
    he did the right thing in going.
    
    BTW - Wise was found guilty of assault last week or doesn't that matter
    to our wonderful press.  Venables supports Wise in an interview, and
    then warns Ince about getting in trouble !!!!
    
    Dave 
32.5212One law for all?XSTACY::funbox.ilo.dec.com::Kung_Fu_CantonaGuess who?Wed Feb 15 1995 17:584
re -last few

The next time I'm in trouble with the coppers I'll go on holidays
to Guadaloupe.  Let's see how happy they will be with me then?
32.5213DBSUK2::GRICEPhil Grice - Oracle Rdb Sustaining EngineeringWed Feb 15 1995 17:5911
    I think he was sensible to leave the country and given the fact the
    police presumably didn't tell him not to leave then why shouldn't he.
    Did you see the Word programme shortly after the incident. They had a
    camera plus a big crowd outside his door (remember this was a live
    programme going out at close to Midnight) and they had some french
    women shout through the door in French. I couldn't believe it. Given
    that he has kids then my reaction in his place would have been less
    than friendly.
    
    regards,
    Phil
32.5214Maybe, maybe not!XSTACY::funbox.ilo.dec.com::Kung_Fu_CantonaGuess who?Wed Feb 15 1995 18:198
re -1

I understand your point however no one asked him to try it on with 
someone in the crowd?

We live in an age when the media seems to rule over all common sense, 
maybe Cantona should have thought of that before he disconnected
brain.
32.5215CHEFS::STRATFORDSYe Gods, what on earth?Wed Feb 15 1995 18:3013
    Dave,
    
    > "What the f*ck where the press doing there anyway ?".
    
    Couldn't agree more. 
    
    They say that they wanted to know why he didn't show up for his police 
    interview. The phrase "I don't want to" springs immediately to mind. My
    point is that if he had got this over and done with, he would have
    avoided this incident. Bad advice by those around him.
    
    Stuart
                                                          
32.5216Media wrong againAYOV27::FW_TEMP01John Hussey - Ayr we goWed Feb 15 1995 18:5110
Re -1 

Stuart,

Contrary to information spread around by the media there was no appointment
for Cantona to meet the police when Ince went to see them and I imagine
they would know that he was abroad (ITN found out).  

So the Cantona avoiding the cops is in fact a no-story - no appointment no turn
up.
32.5217GENIE::GOODEJMr Dragon - 761 4831Wed Feb 15 1995 18:538
    
    	I wonder why the ITN film crew gave their film to the police as
    evidence of an assault without even making a copy? Surely as a press
    film crew they'd be more interesting in exposing Eric on British TV
    than trying to get him done in some Caribbean backwater. Is Guadaloupe
    a French colony or something? 8-)
    
    JBG
32.5218XSTACY::funbox.ilo.dec.com::Kung_Fu_CantonaGuess who?Wed Feb 15 1995 18:555
re -last few

Cantona is getting bad advice if he's being told to lay low.  He should
have this business finished conclusively with as soon as possible if he
wants to return normal (if such a word applies to him).
32.5219CHEFS::EDWARDSDWed Feb 15 1995 19:1111
    re:-1
    
    I disagree totally - Cantona has an appiontment with the FA on the
    24th(?) of this month.  Until then, I would suggest that the *best*
    advice for him is to "lay low".  It's not his fault the FA are dragging
    their heals about this.  BTW - there is no law that says the press have
    the right to hound people if they have committed an offence.  Sure he's
    made a mistake, but that doesn't entitle the press to act like the scum
    they usually do in situations like this.
    
    Dave
32.5220TRUCKS::SANTThere is a canal far away - Far Canal!Wed Feb 15 1995 19:169
    
    	James, for someone that pushed off in a huff from this conference
    	you've sure got a lot of advice for Eric Cantona to share with
    	us....
    
      	Maybe none of us are in possession of the facts. Maybe we should
    	assume that we aren't. Maybe we should just give it a rest.
    
    	Andy.
32.5221TUXEDO::HINXMANDreadful human beingWed Feb 15 1995 19:198
	re .5217

>							Is Guadaloupe
>    a French colony or something?

	Yes. Isn't the technical term for the something "overseas departement"?

	Tony
32.5222now its not just the national press, its TV tooCOMICS::HAWLEYII...AM...A...HORSE!Wed Feb 15 1995 20:1315
                       
    > Maybe none of us are in possession of the facts. Maybe we should
    > assume that we aren't. Maybe we should just give it a rest.
    
    For the second time this year I agree with you, Andy. :-)
    Its going to be hard for us to form an opinion when we havent got a
    clue exactly what went on yet.
    As it stands though, i'm starting to sympathise with Cantona in the
    same way that I sympathise with anyone who has ANY dealings with the
    media. 
    
    
    Ian.
                                                      
                       
32.5223XSTACY::funbox.ilo.dec.com::Kung_Fu_CantonaGuess who?Wed Feb 15 1995 20:457
re .5220

How the hell did you figure out it was me Andy?  I am impressed :-).

Your middle name isn't Morse, is it?

                         James.
32.5224100% Bovine Excretia.... 8-)TRUCKS::SANTThere is a canal far away - Far Canal!Thu Feb 16 1995 12:064
    
    	It's the aroma of your notes, James ;-)
    
    	Andy.
32.5225Not a "colony"ULYSSE::VISCIGLIOPas a l'abri d'un coup de bolThu Feb 16 1995 12:4410
    
    RE: .5217
    
         Guadeloupe is not a French Colony. It 's a "Departement Francais
    d'Outremer", i.e. French Overseas Department, which juridically 
    totally different from a "colony".
    
    My 2 cents precision.
    
    Pierre-Yves
32.5226XSTACY::JLUNDONhttp://xagony.ilo.dec.com/~jlundon :-)Thu Feb 16 1995 13:566
> 100% Bovine Excretia.... 8-)

Coming from you that's a compliment since you know all about that
sort of stuff :*).

                             James.
32.5227wibCOMICS::HAWLEYII...AM...A...HORSE!Thu Feb 16 1995 14:2211
    
    Re: Andy and James:
    
    Are you two going to kiss and make up or what?
    :-)
    
    Could some sensible manc furnish me with the information on who they
    are playing next in the premiership?
    
    Ian.
        
32.5228CHEFS::EDWARDSDThu Feb 16 1995 14:306
    Ian,
    
    Utd play at Norwich on Wed 22nd Feb, followed by a trip to Everton on
    the 25th Feb.
    
    A sensible manc
32.5229CHEFS::STRATFORDSYe Gods, what on earth?Thu Feb 16 1995 14:435
   > A sensible manc
    
    Surely a contradiction in terms ;^)
    
    Stuart
32.5230CHEFS::GEORGEMThe west is the bestMon Feb 20 1995 15:066
btw, in case no-one noticed, Hughes scored a blinder of a header against leads.  
Whilst running and leaning backwards, he managed to nut the ball across the 
face of the goal, and into the top corner, out of the reach of a sprawling 
Lucic.  Excellent control.

Matt$impartial,_but_appreciative_of_good_football....and_Swansea.
32.52319-2 for the Double ...GENIE::BOLGERFunny Scotty,now beam down my clothes!Mon Feb 20 1995 17:359
    Matt,
    
    I presume that your appreciation of Sparky's goal has nothing to do
    with the fact that he's Welsh !  In spite of this, I have to agree that
    it was a cracker, but then I'm not all that impartial.
    
    Jerry.
    
    P.S. Anyone seen James today ?
32.5232CODIN::PHAYDENMon Feb 20 1995 17:467
Jerry,

I've sent James a Voice Mail expressing my sympathy on what is ,of course, a
dismal day.
Feel free to do the same. It helps.

Peter.
32.5233XSTACY::funbox.ilo.dec.com::jLuNdOnhttp://xagony.ilo.dec.com/~jlundonMon Feb 20 1995 19:433
ochon, ochon, ochon...

Wilko out!
32.5234The Sheep are StuffedESSB::BLONGPREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS 1993 &amp; 1994Mon Feb 20 1995 21:1215
32.52359/10 for entertainmentVARESE::TRNUX1::IDC_BSTROh no! NOT Milan Kundera again!Tue Feb 21 1995 12:5426
    I saw the game yesterday evening on Italian TV, and, despite knowing
    the result in advance, it looked an absolute cracker. I don't think
    Leeds actually played badly; it's just that United gave one of the best
    performances I've seen in a long time. Some of the football they played
    was quite extraordinary on a poor quality pitch.
    
    The speed with which Hughes, McClair, Ince, Sharpe, Giggs and
    Kanchelskis passed the ball around was breathtaking. Of the front six,
    Keane is probably the least skilful...and he's certainly no
    water-carrier! Stand up who thought United might falter without
    Cantona!  In fact, talented as he is, it would be nigh impossible to
    change Saturday's team to make way for Cantona - in fact, I don't see
    how Ferguson can find a place for Andy Cole at the moment. Giggs looks
    to be back to his best, and McClair was absolutely everywhere. 
    
    As for Hughes (brilliant goal, btw), I still maintain that when he's on
    form (and he usually is!), there is no better striker anywhere in the
    world. The way he controls goalkicks on his chest, pulls the ball down
    on his instep, and brings other players into the game is just a joy to
    watch.
    
    No offence to any of the other teams in the draw, but I'm hoping for a
    United-Newcastle or United-Spurs final. Either way, it'll be a feast of
    football.
    
    Dom
32.5236GENIE::BOLGERFunny Scotty,now beam down my clothes!Tue Feb 21 1995 15:446
    Good news ...
    
    SKY are showing the sixth round tie against QPR live on March 13th !
    Looks like I'll have to cancel my holiday ;-)
    
    Jerry.
32.5237UTRTSC::WARDTue Feb 21 1995 19:281
    RE .5235 - you've been watching too much of "The Day Today" on BBC2 ..
32.5238Eat my goal!CHEFS::GEORGEMThe west is the bestTue Feb 21 1995 19:351
32.5239CHEFS::EDWARDSDTue Feb 21 1995 19:5410
    re:.5236
    
    Jerry,
    
    I've just been told that SKY have decided to show the game on Sunday
    12th March.  This follows hundreds of complaints from UTD fans, furious
    at having to take time off work to travel from London to the game on a
    Monday night.
    
    Dave
32.5240VARESE::TRNUX1::IDC_BSTROh no! NOT Milan Kundera again!Tue Feb 21 1995 20:217
                      <<< Note 32.5237 by UTRTSC::WARD >>>

>    RE .5235 - you've been watching too much of "The Day Today" on BBC2 ..
    
    Sorry...never seen it before in my life! So what's it all about?
    
    Dom
32.52415 Wins on the trot without CantonaESSB::BLONGPREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS 1993 &amp; 1994Thu Feb 23 1995 16:305
32.5242CHEFS::EDWARDSDThu Feb 23 1995 18:1228
    Not that easy Brian.  United were under the cosh for long periods in
    the second half.  Still a very valuable 3 points.  Irwin was *rested*
    so Keane was at right-back, with Sharpe at left-back.  McClair retained
    his place in the side despite the return of Cole.  The Hughes and Cole
    partnership almost hit it off.  I hope Fergie persists with these two as
    it is a potentially lethal combination.  The best thing at the moment
    is the return to form of Giggs.  He was tremendous again last night and
    certainly seems to working harder than ever before.  His distribution
    has improved immensely (perhaps he bought a copy of his own video) and
    he seems to have taken on the responsibilty of filling the position
    vacated by Cantona.  A lot of people at the club think that he was
    being groomed for this position in the team as he hasn't got the
    lightening pace you would want from an out and out winger.  This "new"
    lineup is very exciting at the moment.  The players have obviously got
    a buzz over the arrival of Cole, return to form of Giggs and the Hughes
    saga eventually being resolved.
    
    It'll be interesting to see how Utd perform at Everton.  This will be a
    tough game.  With Blackburn at home to Norwich and looking likely to
    get the 3 points, it's important that Utd get at least a draw to stay
    in touch.  Likely team :
    
    Schmeichel
    Irwin Bruce Pallister Sharpe
    KanKan Keane Ince Giggs
    Hughes Cole
    
    Dave
32.5243CHEFS::GEORGEMoutcast, overcast and beach-castThu Feb 23 1995 18:249
>>>>    Schmeichel
>>>>    Irwin Bruce Pallister Sharpe
>>>>    KanKan Keane Ince Giggs
>>>>    Hughes Cole

>>>>    Dave


Are you the secret weapon 12th man then?
32.5244CHEFS::EDWARDSDThu Feb 23 1995 18:4613
    Matt,
    
    Surely you've heard the chants :
    
    "Ooh aah Dave Edwards"
    "One Dave Edwards, there's only one Dave Edwards"
     
    and 
    
    "Dave Edwards, Dave Edwards running down the wing"
    "Dave Edwards, Dave Edwards running down the wing"
    "Feared by the blues, loved by the reds"
    "Dave Edwards, Dave Edwards, Dave Edwards"
32.5245Er no, can't say I have Dave. A few others maybe..CHEFS::STRATFORDSGoodbye shorts, hello football!Thu Feb 23 1995 18:521
    
32.5246Desperately trying to stay awake this afternoonCHEFS::EDWARDSDThu Feb 23 1995 19:401
    Such as ...
32.5247This is the politest I can type inCHEFS::STRATFORDSGoodbye shorts, hello football!Thu Feb 23 1995 19:412
    He's fat, he's round, he bounces on the ground Dave Edwards, Dave
    Edwards
32.5248CHEFS::EDWARDSDThu Feb 23 1995 19:478
    There are a number of inaccuracies in your little ditty Stuart :
    
    1 - This is Sammy Lee's song
    2 - I am not fat 
    3 - I am not round
    4 - I only get bounced on the ground when I visit Elland Road.
    
    3/10  Can do better.
32.5249FORTY2::FOWLERMSuper Donny RoversFri Feb 24 1995 13:4316
>>>    Schmeichel
>>>    Irwin Bruce Pallister Sharpe
>>>    KanKan Keane Ince Giggs
>>>    Hughes Cole

Far be it from me to compliment the despised Mancs but if they can't win the
league with a team like that then Fergie is the worst manager this side of Ossie
Ardiles. Especially with that Scottish bloater in the sort of form he's enjoying
at the moment.

If only you'd been a bit less mingy when Shearer was up for grabs, you could
have got even further than the first round in Europe. 

Given a good draw. 8-)

Mike
32.5250SUBURB::DAVIESCAnd Monkeys might fly outa my butt !Fri Feb 24 1995 17:4118
    
    Re -1
    
    Who needs Shearer. Sparky is at least as good, if not better, than him,
    and with Anthricite (Cole, coal)  feeding off him, United will return
    their third championship in as many seasons.
    
    Score prediction
    
    Everton 0 Man Utd 3
    
    Hughes, Cole, KanKan
    
    Taff ( another closet Man U fan coming out )
    
    PS Hiya Matt, t's a change to see you here and not in Rugby...
    
    
32.5251FORTY2::FOWLERMSuper Donny RoversFri Feb 24 1995 17:589
>> Who needs Shearer. Sparky is at least as good, if not better, than him,

That's not quite the point I was making. You could have had both, but instead
you've ended up paying twice as much for a striker who, while excellent, isn't
nearly as good as Shearer.

Hughes and Shearer up front? Now that really would have been frightening. 8-)

Mike
32.5252CHEFS::EDWARDSDFri Feb 24 1995 18:045
    Yeah but if we'd have bought Shearer, we wouldn't have bought Eric.
    Most Utd fans I know rate Cantona as the best player they've seen at
    OT and he linked superbly with Sparky.  I'm not sure Shearer and Sparky
    would have linked quite as well.  Now, Cantona and Shearer would have
    been worth seeing.  Maybe they'll team up in Serie A next season.
32.5253FORTY2::FOWLERMSuper Donny RoversFri Feb 24 1995 18:157
Hmmm, true enough. But you'd probably have been a lot less disliked without
Cantona's ridiculous collar-up antics. 8-)

Personally I think Cantona is vastly over-rated but maybe that's just me being
bigoted. 8-)

Mike
32.5254FA To CantonaWOTVAX::MACDONALDIStalybridge CelticFri Feb 24 1995 18:248
    
    
    Any news about Cantona yet ???
    
    He is/was up before the FA today as a result a some incident that
    hapeened a few week ago!! :-)
    
    IM  
32.5255YESSSSS.Good NEWS!!REPAIR::SHALLOMAron ShallomFri Feb 24 1995 18:318
    Latest....
    
    
    FA have fined him 10,000 and banned him until 30th Sept THIS YEAR!!!
    
    
    
    Aron...
32.5256What a joke...PEKING::WILSOND1DAVE WILSON @WLCFri Feb 24 1995 18:415
    
    Just when you thought it was'nt possible for the FA to become even more of
    a laughing stock...
    
    Dave...
32.5257ConfusedCHEFS::EDWARDSDFri Feb 24 1995 18:495
    The 10,000 quid is just another weeks wages.  The 30th Sept ?????  What
    the bloody hell is the relevance of that date ?  Perhaps the FA felt
    they needed to be seen to be doing something over and above the Utd
    ban.  But 5-6 weeks at the start of next season - what's the f**kin'
    point ?  Tossers - every one of them.
32.5258CHEFS::EDWARDSDFri Feb 24 1995 19:0617
    I do see this as being the end of Cantona in this country.  By the time
    he is avaiable for selection, Utd will have played approximately 30
    games with a new line-up.  Providing this is successful, I can't see
    why Fergie would want to include him in the team.  Apart from the
    obvious stick he will receive from opposing fans it just won't make
    sense to include him.  The current line-up contains only 4 "foreigners"
    and 2 assimilated players.  The return to fitness of Parker, or the
    inclusion of Neville, will mean Irwin makes way and the European
    problems are sorted.     
    
    Apparently, United are "disappointed" at the decision, thinking that they 
    had taken the appropriate action. Personally, I think they should just 
    shut up, walk away and be thankful they've still got the option to keep
    him at OT.
    
    
    Dave
32.5259TRUCKS::SANTThere is a canal far away - Far Canal!Mon Feb 27 1995 12:0917
    
     	Meanwhile, back to football.
    
    	United lost 1-0 at Everton on Saturday. Dunk the Drunk headed in
    	the winner in the 58th minute. R5 had us outplayed in all areas
    	of the game. Sounds like Cole missed three good chances for a
    	draw.
    
    	But with Blackburn being held nil nil at home by Norwich, this 
    	result wasn't such a disaster. I was expecting a point at Goodison
    	and Blackburn to win, leaving us 4 points behind with 12 to play.
    	Now we're only 3 behind... 8-}
    
    	United at home to Ipwich on Saturday. Blackburn visit Villa. Things
    	could look real interesting by Monday...
    
    	Andy.
32.5260What a crap resultSUBURB::DAVIESCAnd Monkeys might fly outa my butt !Mon Feb 27 1995 13:4611
    
    It goes to show I'm as much of a disaster predicting football results
    as I am predicting rugby results. I was fully expecting a resounding
    Utd win after their last three performances. AH well it's a funny old
    game......
    
    Should be a home banker next Saturday however, and with Blackburn going
    to Villa, who are on a hot streak, it could be interesting. Should be
    only one point in it next Monday....
    
    Taff
32.5261Well done once again, Clive.CHEFS::GEORGEMoutcast, overcast and beach-castMon Feb 27 1995 16:406
Would you mind changing your prediction of Wales beating Scotland on Saturday, 
please?

Yours appreciatively,

Matt.
32.5262First away League defeat since October 8thESSB::BLONGPREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS 1993 &amp; 1994Mon Feb 27 1995 20:559
32.5263The Story so FarESSB::BLONGPREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS 1993 &amp; 1994Tue Feb 28 1995 21:3663
    
Fixtures 1994/95 Season	         Score     Scorers		

Live on SKY *, ITV @, BBC +

14/ 8/94 Blackburn (C Shield) *   2-0      Cantona(P), Ince
20/ 8/94 QPR		(H)	  2-0      Hughes, McClair
22/ 8/94 Nottm Forest 	(A)   *   1-1      Kanchelskis
27/ 8/94 Tottenham	(A)       1-0      Bruce
31/ 8/94 Wimbledon	(H)       3-0      Cantona, McClair, Giggs
11/ 9/94 Leeds		(A)   *   1-2      Cantona(P)
14/ 9/94 Gothenburg (EC)(H)   @   4-2      Giggs(2), Kanchelskis, Sharpe
17/ 9/94 Liverpool	(H)       2-0      Kanchelskis, McClair
21/ 9/94 Port Vale (CCC)(A)       2-1      Scholes(2)  
24/ 9/94 Ipswich	(A)       2-3      Cantona, Scholes
28/ 9/94 Galatasaray(EC)(A)   @   0-0
 1/10/94 Everton	(H)       2-0      Kanchelskis, Sharpe
 5/10/94 Port Vale (CCC)(H)       2-0      McClair, May
 8/10/94 Sheff Wed	(A)       0-1
15/10/94 West Ham	(H)       1-0      Cantona
19/10/94 Barcelona (EC) (H)   @   2-2      Hughes, Sharpe
23/10/94 Blackburn	(A)   *	  4-2      Kanchelskis(2), Cantona(P), Hughes
26/10/94 Newcastle (CCC)(A)       0-2
29/10/94 Newcastle	(H)       2-0      Pallister, Gillespie
 2/11/94 Barcelona (EC) (A)   @   0-4
 6/11/94 Aston Villa	(A)   *   2-1      Ince, Kanchelskis
10/11/94 Man City	(H)   *   5-0      Kanchelskis(3), Cantona, Hughes
19/11/94 Crystal Palace (H)       3-0      Irwin, Cantona, Kanchelskis
23/11/94 Gothenburg (EC)(A)   @   1-3      Hughes
26/11/94 Arsenal	(A)	  0-0
 3/12/94 Norwich	(H)	  1-0      Cantona 
 7/12/94 Galatasaray(EC)(H)   @   4-0      Davies, Beckham, Keane, OG
10/12/94 QPR		(A)       3-2      Scholes(2), Keane
17/12/94 Nottm Forest   (H)       1-2      Cantona
26/12/94 Chelsea	(A)       3-2      Hughes, Cantona(P), McClair
28/12/94 Leicester	(H)       1-1      Kanchelskis
31/12/94 Southampton	(A)       2-2      Butt, Pallister
 2/ 1/95 Coventry	(H)       2-0      Scholes, Cantona(P)
 9/ 1/95 Sheff Utd (FA3)(A)   *   2-0      Hughes, Cantona
15/ 1/95 Newcastle	(A)   *	  1-1      Hughes
22/ 1/95 Blackburn	(H)   *   1-0      Cantona
25/ 1/95 Crystal Palace (A)	  1-1      May
28/ 1/95 Wrexham (FA4)  (H)       5-2      Irwin(2), Giggs, McClair, OG 
 4/ 2/95 Aston Villa	(H)	  1-0      Cole
11/ 2/95 Man City	(A)	  3-0      Ince, Kanchelskis, Cole
19/ 2/95 Leeds  (FA5)   (H)   +   3-1      Bruce, McClair, Hughes	
22/ 2/95 Norwich	(A)       2-0      Ince, Kanchelskis
25/ 2/95 Everton 	(A)	  0-1
 4/ 3/95 Ipswich	(H)
 7/ 3/95 Wimbledon	(A)
11/ 3/95 Q.P.R. (FA6)   (H)   * (1pm Kick-Off)
15/ 3/95 Tottenham	(H)	
19/ 3/95 Liverpool	(A)   *
22/ 3/95 Arsenal        (H) 
 2/ 4/95 Leeds		(H)   *	(2pm Kick-Off)        
 8/ 4/95 Southampton	(H)
15/ 4/95 Leicester	(A)
17/ 4/95 Chelsea	(H)
29/ 4/95 Coventry	(A)
 6/ 5/95 Sheff Wed	(H)
13/ 5/95 West Ham	(A)	

    
32.5264The kids go marching on....CHEFS::EDWARDSDWed Mar 01 1995 18:543
    Result from last night's Youth Cup 5th rnd
    
    Aston Villa 2, Man Utd 3
32.5265GossipESSB::BLONGPREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS 1993 &amp; 1994Wed Mar 01 1995 20:254
32.5266CHEFS::EDWARDSDWed Mar 01 1995 20:413
    >>Beckham has gone to a lower division club on a months loan.
    
    Preston (just in case there are any Preston fans out there)
32.5267Once Proud.....GYMAC::DCASSIDYThu Mar 02 1995 17:514
    
    Yessssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    
    
32.5268CHEFS::EDWARDSDThu Mar 02 1995 17:545
    Dezzz,
    
    Is that Yessssssss you're happy he's gone to Preston, or Yesssssssss
    you're a Preston fan ?
    
32.5269GYMAC::DCASSIDYThu Mar 02 1995 18:0411
    
    The latter....many a Saturday afternoon spent down at Deepdale...though
    I must admit when I was living in Preston it was always due to a
    hangover and not having the energy to go to Liverpool or Manchester to
    see ...as Sky LOVE to call it...'the TOP flight'...Anybody else think
    this sounds just infantile (top flight I mean not watching Preston ;-))
    Mind you, Saturday mornings and my first cup of char  I tend to watch 
    15 minutes of that 'stupid' show on Sky Sports 2.....
    
    Dezzz.
                                            
32.5270Surely you like "Beat the goalie"CHEFS::EDWARDSDThu Mar 02 1995 18:286
    David Beckham is a good player.  Following the departure of Gillespie
    (I still can't believe Fergie sold him) Beckham looks to be the pick of
    the youngsters.  I am a bit confused about the decision to "loan" him
    to Preston.  You see, Beckham likes to pass the ball.  Last season,
    Preston were a bit of a "hoof it" team.  Unless they've changed their
    style considerably, I can't see what Beckham will gain from this.
32.5271FORTY2::FOWLERMSuper Donny RoversThu Mar 02 1995 19:486
Preston sacked manager John Beck because he was only interested in the long ball
game, which the board thought was turning the crowds away. They gave Beck a
change your style or bog off ultimatum, and, man of principle that he is, he
chose the latter.

Mike
32.52728-)TRUCKS::SANTThere is a canal far away - Far Canal!Thu Mar 02 1995 20:215
    
    	I think it could beabout time you started a Preston Both Ends
    	topic, Dezz....now that you're out of the closet, an' all!!
    
    	Andy.
32.5273CHEFS::EDWARDSDFri Mar 03 1995 12:198
    Two main footie stories in the papers this morning ..
    
    KanKan wants to leave Man Utd because he was dropped on Saturday.  For
    all his talents, the man is a moody git.  He always asks for a transfer
    when he's dropped.  We should have sold him to Newcastle instead of
    Gillespie !!
    
    For the second story, see the Palace note .....
32.5274CHEFS::EDWARDSDFri Mar 03 1995 12:322
    Oops, almost forgot, FIFA yesterday endorsed the FA's suspenson of
    Cantona by confirming a worldwide ban until Sept 30th.
32.5275Give him a Game NOW!PEKING::SHALLOMANORA MOLLAHS!Fri Mar 03 1995 12:396
    Kanchelskis should be in the 1st team no questions asked,I don't
    blame him asking for a transfer.Top scorer this season and Utd don't
    play as well when he is out.Fergie will be making a big mistake if he
    sells him to another English club!                      
    
    Aron...
32.5276We'll have Kanchelskis pleaseYUPPY::PATEMANRunnin' on EmptyFri Mar 03 1995 12:578
    Ref - 3
    
    What's the second story? There's nothing in our note or are you going
    to put one there? If its Armstrong, our local paper states he has a
    suspected Hernia which may need an op. Otherwise, are we buying
    Kanchelskis? We need a right winger.
    
    Paul
32.5277CHEFS::EDWARDSDFri Mar 03 1995 13:0513
    I agree - KanKan should be in the team, but if Fergie decides to
    drop/rest him for any reason, he should be able to do so.  Fergie has a
    tendancy to worry too much about the opposition instead of playing
    Utd's strongest team.  At Everton, he considered that the game would be
    won/lost in midfield therefore he played McClair and dropped KanKan.
    What he seemed to forget was that the decision nullified one of Utd's
    strengths.  Playing KanKan would also have tied down Hinchcliffe who
    was a constant threat.  However, he *is* the manager and a successful
    one at that.  He doesn't want some moody Ukrainian kicking-off just
    because he's been dropped.
    
    The papers suggest that KanKan wants to play on the continent, so there
    seems to be no danger of him signing for another English club.  
32.5278CHEFS::EDWARDSDFri Mar 03 1995 13:0811
    Paul,
    
    The top story in one of the papers this morning concerns the alleged
    drug-taking antics of a certain Chris Armstrong.  I assumed that either
    you or Stuart would have seen/heard of the article.  The report
    suggests that this is the reason he was dropped.  When questioned,
    Smith refused to either confirm or deny the allegations.
    
    Probably a load of crap I know but ...
    
    Dave
32.5279Kancelskis for Rangers......MASALA::JROWANI luv puddocksFri Mar 03 1995 13:296
32.5280CHEFS::EDWARDSDFri Mar 03 1995 13:353
32.5281Wot, a bit more than thatSUBURB::DAVIESCAnd Monkeys might fly outa my butt !Fri Mar 03 1995 13:539
32.5282A Load of Bo*^&cks if you ask meESSB::BLONGPREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS 1993 &amp; 1994Fri Mar 03 1995 13:556
32.5283CHEFS::EDWARDSDFri Mar 03 1995 14:0211
    Brian,
    
    It's not in the Sun !  I appreciate that this could be purely journo
    speculation but he has demanded a transfer on several occasions during
    his time at Utd.  It always seems to follow a period when he considers
    he has been dropped.  There is a quote from KanKan in the paper :
    
    "I went to see the manager to ask for a transfer.  I want to move."
    
    Remember that he almost left last season.  He only stayed following
    assurances from Fergie that he would not be left out of the team !!!!
32.5284final offerMASALA::JROWANI luv puddocksFri Mar 03 1995 14:125
    I heard the report on breakfast news at six this morning or, was it
    "five live". Anyway, if the report was conceived by the Sun then it is
    crap, if not however, hows about Kanchelskis plus a million for Trevor
    Steven. thats my final offer.
    
32.5285It just so happens I remember this ...AYOV29::MTHEODORESONI'm a dog called DillFri Mar 03 1995 14:1316
    
    >He only stayed following
    >assurances from Fergie that he would not be left out of the team
    
    Dave
    	That's absolute rubbish. Ferguson was on the radio saying (quite
    rightly) that NO ONE at OT is guaranteed a first team place and he
    would not make an exception for anybody and if wotsisname didn't like
    it he could pick up his jotters any time. So I believe he (AK) bit the
    bullet and signed the offered contract (which wouldn't have been for
    peanuts anyway considering his form of last year).
    
    	He's just having a Paul Mince-type tantrum that's all. He'll stay.
    
    Malc.
    
32.5286CHEFS::EDWARDSDFri Mar 03 1995 14:177
    >>    That's absolute rubbish.
    
    Malc,
    
    Say what you think - don't spare my feelings !
    
    Dave
32.5287You gotta tell it like it is, Dave !AYOV29::MTHEODORESONI'm a dog called DillFri Mar 03 1995 14:181
    
32.5288I hope this reply is more acceptable MalcCHEFS::EDWARDSDFri Mar 03 1995 14:256
    It does make me question (once again) Fergie's decision to sell
    Gillespie.  Fergie knows that KanKan is a moody bugger.  Surely a
    manager doesn't want to feel pressurised to select a player - the
    evidence was there in the past as to KanKan's reaction if dropped.
    
    
32.5289A slight improvement, but ...AYOV29::MTHEODORESONI'm a dog called DillFri Mar 03 1995 14:4817
    
    Dave
    	Honest I'm not trying to be picky here, but :
    
    >a manager doesn't want to feel pressurised to select a player
    
    Come off it. Ferguson is a big boy now and surely won't be dictated to
    by the likes of Kanthingy. You must be able to drop players if they go
    off form or they are injured or if certain tactics are to be deployed
    for a certain match, and ANY player must realise these facts and not
    throw a wobbly every time he gets a seat in the stand. I hated Fergie
    when he was the Aberdeen manager but I must agree with him this time.
    
    	Our Andrei needs a good stiff talking to if you ask me.
    
    Malc.
    
32.5290YUPPY::ASHLEYSMITHatom drum bopFri Mar 03 1995 17:0425
    Read somewhere that Cantona is to spend much of his 8 months 'holiday'
    coaching Man U's younsters/apprentices. Apparently he will be 
    concentrating on specifics such as set pieces. Likely tips include:
    
    'Throw-in' - Yes, if ever the ref turns his back to you when you are
                 foul mouthing, simply pick up the ball and 'Throw in'to 	
                 the back of his head. This will attract his attention
                 nicely.
    
    'Free-kick' - When leaving the pitch, if ever an opposing fan mutters
                  anything to you such as "Hey Eric, would you like a 
                  piece of my cream sponge?", just reply "No thanks!", leap
                  over the advertising boards and say "But here have a
                  'Free-kick'". The fan will be pleased as he will gain 
                  instant fame and get a mass of wonga from the tabloids
                  for his 'Exclusive'.
    
    After his training sessions are over, Eric is planning to bring
    some 'culture' to his pupils and will be showing things such as his
    stamp collection. I think something maybe lost in the translation
    here as youngsters expecting to see 'Penny Blacks' will be viewing
    pictures of John Moncur's thigh.
    
    Andy
                                                                   
32.5291Andy, careful.. you'll upset the nativesYUPPY::PANESStrength through ennuiFri Mar 03 1995 17:480
32.52923 points PleaseESSB::BLONGPREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS 1993 &amp; 1994Fri Mar 03 1995 19:086
32.5293IRNBRU::HOWARDLovely day for a GuinnessFri Mar 03 1995 19:185
    I liked James Richardsons' (Channel 4's Football Italia) description of
    "the Great One". He called him `Feet of Fury'....the best one I've
    heard so far....
    
    Ray....
32.52949-0 Ouchh, bet that smarts .....KERNEL::WITHALLGWe Don't Do Duvets .......Mon Mar 06 1995 11:121
    
32.5295Best for 103 yearsFUTURS::MARSHALL1Mon Mar 06 1995 12:4110
    
    Just for the records, the 9-0 win against Ipswich on Saturday is
    United's largest win for 103 years. It was back in the 1892/93 season
    when Wolverhampton Wanderers came to Old Trafford on 15th October and
    were on the receiving end on a 10-1 drubbing. The season before,
    Lincoln City came to Old Trafford on 21st Nopvember and they too
    received a 10-1 thrashing.
    
    		Steve
    
32.5296sadCOMICS::HAWLEYII...AM...A...HORSE!Mon Mar 06 1995 14:045
    
    Credit where its due, United were awesome (gag, choke) and it could
    have been 3 or 4 more. (cough).
    
    Ian$something_stuck_in_my_throat
32.5297From our legal correspondent ...AYOV29::MTHEODORESONI'm a dog called DillTue Mar 07 1995 11:5910
    
    	On the radio this morning : Paul Mince has now been charged by the
    polis with assaulting a (different) Palace fan at 'that' match.
    
    	Well now, I wonder if he will receive the same treatment as Wor
    Eric or will he get a lesser punishment purely because it all happened
    off-camera. I somewhat cynically suspect the latter.
    
    Malc.
    
32.5298Talking of EricAYOV27::FW_TEMP01John Hussey - Ayr we goTue Mar 07 1995 12:117
A wee bit of controversy over the handling of the Eric case.  Apparently, local 
councillors are complaining that the polis have allocated 10 officers for
a charge that normally wouldn't be taken to court, but only 8 to a recent
murder!!

Some of the local plod aren't happy either.

32.5299CHEFS::EDWARDSDTue Mar 07 1995 12:2214
    >>Eric or will he get a lesser punishment purely because it all happened
    >>off-camera. I somewhat cynically suspect the latter.
    
    Malc,
    
    "Punishment" ?!?!?!  Surely you're not convicting him before the
    evidence has been heard.  There is a possibility that he may not have
    done this and that it's just the evil workings of a sick sad twisted
    Palace supporter looking to stitch up those arrogant Northern Manc
    gits !    
    
    Dave
    
    
32.5300Rising to the bait ...AYOV29::MTHEODORESONI'm a dog called DillTue Mar 07 1995 12:3113
    
    Dave
    
    >Surely you're not convicting him before the evidence has been heard.
    
    	AHA ! A subtle flaw in your argument already (unless you're
    extracting the urine, which I think you could be). This is what has
    happened to EC unless I'm very much mistaken. You wouldn't be
    suggesting that there is one law for horrible aggressive French types
    and another for fine upstanding pillars of English society, would you ?
    
    Malc.
    
32.5301CHEFS::GEORGEMThe West is the BestTue Mar 07 1995 13:207
errr...The evidence is a little less convincing in Ince's case, you'll find.  
Ince didn't dive, feet first, over the advertising hoardings and into a fan's 
chest.  Ince didn't proceed to punch said fan in the face whilst on national TV. 
 Ince was moreorless off camera.  Also, there are arguments that a) he was 
provoked, and b) it was defence.

It's not as clear-cut as the Cantona incident.
32.5302I beg to differ ...AYOV29::MTHEODORESONI'm a dog called DillTue Mar 07 1995 13:3824
    
    .5301	What a load of old codswallop Matt.
    
    >Ince didn't proceed to punch said fan in the face whilst on national TV
    >Ince was moreorless off camera
    
    	Oh so that makes it OK does it ?
    
    > there are arguments that he was provoked
    
    	So was Cantona.
    
    > it was defence
    
    	I'm not sure that he would have been charged in that case. The polis
    think he did something wrong and have charged him with assault. That
    doesn't suggest self defence to me.
    
    	If the FA jump in with both feet and ban Eric for his misdemeanour
    then they should do the same to Ince. And if they don't, it will be the
    biggest example of double standards I have ever seen (sweeping statement).
    
    Malc.
    
32.5303Nope!IOSG::LAYNETue Mar 07 1995 13:4621
    RE -1
    
    Although I don't normally support Ince and his behaviour.  I have to
    differ with you.
    
    Some noters may have already convicted Cantona (and you seem to have
    already convicted Ince), but as the previous noter stated, their is no
    TV replay to show what exactly went on and this could just be some
    malice on the behalf of some palace supporters.
    
    If you listen to the news on the incident, at all times they say "the
    alleged attack by Cantona..."  I don't think Ince brought the game into
    disrepute as Cantona did and so yes, the FA should react differently to
    him.
    
    Your argument about Ince receiving the same punishment as Cantona is
    like saying anyone involved in a fight where someone gets killed should
    all be charged with murder.  There are different degrees of a crime,
    hence punishments to fit the crime.
    
    William
32.5304CHEFS::EDWARDSDTue Mar 07 1995 13:4712
    Malc,
    
    I think the point is that Cantona has been seen by millions to
    drop-kick the Palace "fan".  I would expect him to be found guilty as
    charged.  The charge against Ince can at best be one person's word
    against another.  He "allegedly" hit someone.  There is no proof of the
    offence.  The tossers at the FA have had an easy time with the Cantona
    case.  With Ince it is a bit different.  If Ince is found guilty and is
    subsequently banned by the FA, I would expect to see Vinny Jones banned
    for his nose-job, and Wise for his assault on the taxi driver.  
    
    Dave
32.5305Who got the goals please?MOEUR7::SMITHTue Mar 07 1995 13:5213
    
    I checked out this note to try to find out who scored the goals against
    Ipswich, and discover lots of replies about 'the Palace incident' and
    two or three at most about Ipswich.
    
    I read this conference coz it is the SOCCER conference!
    
    Please get back to the point.
    
    Ian
    
    P.S. I know I'm taking the liberty a bit mentioning soccer and being a
    West Ham fan!   :-)
32.5306CHEFS::EDWARDSDTue Mar 07 1995 13:556
    Goals against Ipswich ::
    
    Cole 5
    Hughes 2
    Keane
    Ince
32.5307TRUCKS::SANTThere is a canal far away - Far Canal!Tue Mar 07 1995 13:5612
    
    	Good question:
    
    	Andy Cole got 4, although he is trying to get Yallop's o.g. marked
    	down to him too. Hughes got 2, Keane started it all and Ince
    	finished it.
    
    	So, Cole 4 (5), Hughes 2, Yallop o.g. 1 (0), Keane, Ince.
    
    	A rout.
    
    	Andy.
32.5308Cole(5)IOSG::LAYNETue Mar 07 1995 14:017
    RE -1
    
    On match of the day on Saturday night, I think the panel came to the
    decision that Cole did get his head to the ball, and hence it was his
    goal. Cole (5).
    
    William
32.5309CHEFS::GEORGEMThe West is the BestTue Mar 07 1995 14:0211
Malc, we/you were talking about *evidence*.  Cantona doesn't really need a 
trial to be had up for assault.  Whether it was verbally provoked or not, it 
was seen by millions, and therefore can be objectively judged.  As Dave said, 
Ince's incident wasn't filmed, and so we can expect months of "It was his 
fault", "no, It was his fault" etc. etc., leading to a subjective judgement.  
If  Ince's crime was as bad as Cantona's (which it couldn't possibly have been), 
then he'll get the same punishment.


p.s. Cole may as well claim the Yallop goal, as it probably would've gone in if 
Yallop hadn't've been unlucky to get in the way, anyway.
32.5310Well yes but ...AYOV29::MTHEODORESONI'm a dog called DillTue Mar 07 1995 14:2423
    
    	The case with Cantona is still sub judice which is why all reports
    say "alleged" all over the place. Now the FA have pre-empted the trial by
    already banning him (and I suppose they could be said to be pre-judging
    the trial like newspapers do but thats another matter). And now you
    say they should wait for the result of any further trial before imposing
    any sanction. Surely you can't do that for one case and not in others.
    
    	Ince can clearly be seen to be squaring up to the Palace fans at
    the match on TV which at the very least constitutes threatening behaviour.
    At the time there were stories of him assaulting somebody and there's
    not usually smoke without fire imo.
    
    	But on the other hand you may be correct in your conjecture about
    "some malice on the behalf of some palace supporters". In fact that's
    actually a very good point. It will be an interesting court case I
    reckon. Every witness will be accused of bias one way or another and
    the case will probably be flung out in the end for lack of evidence.
    
    	I guess we'll just have to wait and see ...
    
    Malc.
    
32.5311CHEFS::GEORGEMThe West is the BestTue Mar 07 1995 14:3016
I assume that the last reply wasn't directed at me, or else I'm confused by the 
bit about me saying that they should wait until the result of some trial or 
other...

ManU., and the FA's bans on Cantona are independant of the criminal case.  
Cantona broke the FA and ManU's rules, without question.  He attacked a 
supporter at a match.  Neither of these organisations will allow this under any 
circumstances.  The criminal proceedings are completely different, though.  
These will take into account provokation etc.  Cantona's guilt is beyond 
question.  It is the reasons behind it that are questionable, but these don't 
matter to the FA.

As for Ince...Imagine you're a Palace yob on the terrace....If Cantona's 
punching your mate in the crowd, and Ince comes over to you and tells you to 
F*** off, you're going to blow this up and say that he threatened you, or even 
punched you.
32.5312CHEFS::STRATFORDSGoodbye shorts, hello football!Tue Mar 07 1995 14:4015
    There is a difference between the Ince & Cantona victims. The latter
    kicked a little twat who deserved what he got. *If* the Ince victim is
    the same as the one in the papers at the weekend after Palace game, he
    is 40 year old who was there with his young child. 
    
    I would agree with Malc that if Ince is found guilty he should be
    suspended for a long time as the crime will be as bad as Cantona's. The
    only difference is that Ince did it off camera. The arguement that
    oters put forward "it was off camera therefore it cannot be as bad" is
    a bit like saying that armed robbers caught by security cameras
    committing their crimes should be treated harsher than those not caught
    on camera. The reasoning being that their crimes could not be shown on
    Crimewatch for Nick and Sue to pontificate about.
    
    Stuart
32.5313AYOV27::FW_TEMP01John Hussey - Ayr we goTue Mar 07 1995 14:549
Malc,

The FA decided that Eric's behaviour brought football into disrepute. The 
courts have to decide whether his actions constitute a criminal assault which
are not the same.  If it had been in a pub with a fight between 2 people
nobody had heard of the polis probably wouldn't have got involved at all.

As it is found guilty both of them will get a huge fine of 50 quid and told
not to be naughty boys again.
32.5314Ban him anyway (just in case he is guilty ...)AYOV29::MTHEODORESONI'm a dog called DillTue Mar 07 1995 14:5621
    
    Matt
    
    	I think it was Dave saying the bit about waiting for trials and
    William who talked about malicious Palace fans, sorry I didn't see your
    last reply.
    
    	I must admit I did assume there was a direct link between the court
    cases arising and the FA's disciplinary actions. Certainly I would
    imagine that should some action on the pitch result in a court case the
    FA would also take some sort of action (but not vice versa). We do have
    a precedent here incidentally. Duncan Ferguson has a 10 match ban hanging
    over him from the SFA for headbutting a Raith Rovers player but that
    will not come into force until the result of a trial arising from the
    incident and presumably will not take affect should he be found
    innocent. So I don't know if things are radically different darn sarf.
    
    	It does all seem terribly confusing ...
    
    Malc.
    
32.5315CHEFS::EDWARDSDTue Mar 07 1995 15:0918
    >>I think it was Dave saying the bit about waiting for trials
    
    Not really - I was implying that the FA have no hard evidence on which
    to act.  I think they can only act following the judgement in court.  That
    comment about "squaring up" was a bit desperate Malc.  If the FA took
    action against every player that squared up to another player/fan we
    wouldn't have many professional footballers left.
    
    Back to footie ..
    
    Utd have a tough game tonight at Wimbeldon/Selhurst Park.  KanKan is
    on international duty this week so he is out.  There are also doubts
    over Keane and Bruce.  A win is essential.  Nothing else will do if Utd
    are to maintain a challenge at the top.  Blackburn play the Arse
    tomorrow so we can't rely on Blackburn dropping any points in that
    game ! 
    
    Any Palace fans going tonight to finish the job on Ince ? 
32.5316Denny Warren...a legendYUPPY::PANESStrength through ennuiTue Mar 07 1995 15:147
What I find astonishing is that Ince has been charged. Mr Warren has an
interesting past.

Enigmatically,

Stuart

32.5317CHEFS::STRATFORDSGoodbye shorts, hello football!Tue Mar 07 1995 15:215
    Stuart,
    
    Come on then, spill yer guts on this guy !
    
    Stuart
32.5318OJ InceESSB::BLONGPREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS 1993 &amp; 1994Tue Mar 07 1995 16:2410
32.5319None for Cantona eitherAYOV27::FW_TEMP01John Hussey - Ayr we goTue Mar 07 1995 16:554
re 5318 In English courts video evidence is not admissable.  The prosecution
will have to rely on either written evidence or witnesses in the box.

John$oftheOldBailey
32.5320Not impressed ...AYOV29::MTHEODORESONI'm a dog called DillTue Mar 07 1995 17:048
    
    	John, you're just a show-off know-all.
    
    	But never mind that, I want to hear about this Mr Warren chappie.
    And so does Stuart Stratford. In fact I bet we all do.
    
    Malc.
    
32.5321TRUCKS::SANTThere is a canal far away - Far Canal!Tue Mar 07 1995 17:0521
    
    	re "Highest Court In The Land"...
    
    	not quite true, Brian, in this country that's the Court Of Appeal.
    
    	But anyway, principally you're right, and this raises an
    	interesting paradox.
    
    	How many common assault charges do you know of that get referred
    	by the CPS to the High Court?
    
    	My guess would be... nil.
    
    	This whole circus is becoming ridiculous. If I accused someone of
    	threatening me at a football match, with gestures and verbally, the
    	police would not act (informed assumption) and I'd be invited to 
    	bring a private prosecution (informed assumption), which I would
    	find difficult to afford.
    
    	Andy.
             
32.5322CHEFS::GEORGEMThe West is the BestTue Mar 07 1995 17:074
Yep, but your actions are less likely to cause a riot, or affect society, than 
Cantona's.

Anyway, let's hear about Mr. W.
32.5323TRUCKS::SANTThere is a canal far away - Far Canal!Tue Mar 07 1995 17:115
    
    	I meant the charges relating to Mr Ince, actually, but I take
    	your point.
    
    	Andy.
32.5324CHEFS::EDWARDSDTue Mar 07 1995 17:129
    One last final thing about Eric ..  I was watching the Saint and
    Greavsie 'Load of Crap' show last night because Fergie was on.  I
    guessed that the subject of Cantona would be raised.  Anyway, it seems
    that there were/are 10 policemen currently assigned to the Cantona
    case.  During a recent murder investigation carried out by the same
    Police force, there were only 8 policeman assigned.  Maybe they all
    want his autograph.
    
    Now then, what's this about Mr W ?
32.5325YUPPY::PANESStrength through ennuiTue Mar 07 1995 18:418

If it is the same Denis "Denny" Warren, well...er...a "Denny" Warren
used to be a bit of a "chap" on the terraces. I'm sure its not the
same Denis Warren, because at the San Selhurst we leave the fighting
to the opposing team's players.

Stuart 
32.5326TUXEDO::HINXMANDreadful human beingTue Mar 07 1995 18:5010
	re .5321

>    	re "Highest Court In The Land"...
>    
>    	not quite true, Brian, in this country that's the Court Of Appeal.

	Ahem. Under both English and Scottish legal systems the
	House of Lords, sitting as an appellate court, is the highest court.

	Tony
32.5327pedant!CHEFS::GEORGEMThe West is the BestTue Mar 07 1995 18:561
32.5328Do they call him Bunny ?AYOV29::MTHEODORESONI'm a dog called DillTue Mar 07 1995 19:1111
    
    	I must confess to being a little disappointed with the revelations
    about the colourful Mr Warren. I thought he was going to turn out to
    be a lunatic multiple paedophile axe murderer or some such instead of
    just somebody who likes the odd barney.
    
    	Couldn't you have spiced it up a bit for us Stuart ? Surely he must
    be a personal friend of the Kray brothers at least ?
    
    Malc.
    
32.5329CHEFS::STRATFORDSGoodbye shorts, hello football!Tue Mar 07 1995 19:4312
    Stuart,
    
    Presumably he is an older version of the div who got the full weight
    of Erics' boots in his chest.
    
    Or was he the role model for the Palace mob in the film with Gary
    Oldman in (no not Dracula or Sid & Nancy before any smart alec starts).
    I believe the character Oldman played was Becksy or something similiar.
    Perhaps one of you wonderful chaps or chapesses can fill in the details
    of the film, etc.
    
    Stuart
32.5330YUPPY::OHAGANBShort On the Sleeves Luv!Tue Mar 07 1995 20:016
    The film had a ridiculous ending if I remember rightly with shooters
    being brandished dahn vur pub. I also recall Uncle Ron not being to
    pleased with Selhurst Park being used as a location. In fact I think
    he banned them from shooting (the film) inside the ground. 
    
    barry.
32.5331Who ate all the pies??YUPPY::PANESStrength through ennuiWed Mar 08 1995 11:348
Was the film called "The Firm"? They kicked off with their terrifyingly
named rivals, "the Yeti" I believe there was one scene from inside the
Members Stand at the San Selhurst.


T.V. Quick

32.5332theives, cutthroats and murderers?COMICS::HAWLEYII...AM...A...HORSE!Wed Mar 08 1995 11:444
    What was all the fracas about the evil ones winner against Wimbledon
    last night?
    
    Ian$at_a_party_so_i_missed_it
32.5333Jammy bxxxxxxsAYOV29::MTHEODORESONI'm a dog called DillWed Mar 08 1995 11:5014
    
    2 things (admittedly I only listened to this on t'radio) :
    
    a) Kimble got a very harsh second yellow for encroaching at a corner.
    
    b) Palce were only 6 minutes from time when Bruce scored. They claimed
    that the ball was kicked right out of the goalies hands for/by Bruce
    (although the radio commentator reckons he just dropped it) and in the
    ensuing argument Joe Kinnear and his assistant were sent to the stand.
    
    	Man U hadn't even looked like scoring till the sending off.
    
    Malc.
    
32.5334Back where we belong - No.1TRUCKS::SANTThere is a canal far away - Far Canal!Wed Mar 08 1995 12:0814
    
    	Well surely you didn't expect United to deserve their victory,
    	Ian?!?
    
    	You should realise by now that the hated OT evil never win a game,
    	the game is taken away from their opposition by the colluding
    	officials, who are in fact undercover Manchester United board
    	members.
    
    	We'd all much rather the lovely, friendly, happy-go-lucky Daglish,
    	with his merry band of jolly japers Le Saux, Shearer and co. won
    	the title in a demonstration of a return to the old values...
    
    	Andy.
32.5335and that 9-0 was a flukeCOMICS::HAWLEYII...AM...A...HORSE!Wed Mar 08 1995 12:096
    
    Andy,
    
    Yep.
    
    Ian.
32.5336Reactions always depend on the team ...FUTURS::MARSHALL1Wed Mar 08 1995 13:4222
    
    Just to add my 2p worth to .-2
    
    When Blackburn play shite and get a 1-0 win they are deemed "a quality
    side, demonstrated by the fact that they can dig out a win even when
    they are playing badly". When TGFTITW do precisely the same thing, they
    are "very lucky to get anything. They never looked like scoring, and
    they only managed to do so with the assistance of bad decisions by the
    referee." It's always the same.
    
    With regard to the second yellow card to Kimble, he should have known
    better since the ref had already booked a Womble player in the 1st half
    for not retiring the full 10 yards from a free kick. At least the ref
    was consistent.
    
    A quick question, Vinnie "Come here and I'll bite your nose off" Jones
    went over to the ref and shook his hand at the end of the match. ANy
    guesses as to what he said to him ?  My money is on "I know where you
    live Mr Referee" ;-)
    
    	Steve
    
32.5337Back to normal service.VARESE::SACHA::IDC_BSTROh no! NOT Milan Kundera again!Wed Mar 08 1995 14:3514
    re. last few
    
    Look on the bright side, lads. 
    
    Hands up who logged in on Monday morning expecting to see a whole
    series of "eye-witness" reports about how Ipswich had dominated for 80
    minutes, but United had 9 breaks and scored 9 goals...daylight
    robbery...grrr...when's the next new kit coming out...grrr...bring back
    hanging for Cantona & Ince, etc.
    
    I bet those darlings of the Premiership (Smiley Daglish & co.) are
    thinking twice about whether it really pays to be a winner.
    
    Dom  
32.5338CHEFS::STRATFORDSGoodbye shorts, hello football!Thu Mar 09 1995 11:159
    Just to put a belated comment re ManU and their fortunate wins - Fergie
    said that he didn't think that TGFTITW were going to score against
    Wombledon so it wasn't just the press this time...Still it makes a nice
    change for someone other than Arsenal to get slated for 1-0 wins.
    
    BTW on the subject of Arsenal, nice to see that they did ManU's title
    chances a bit of damage last night.
    
    Stuart$looking_for_a_bright_spot_to_another_defeat
32.5339The goal was fairFUTURS::MARSHALL1Thu Mar 09 1995 13:0910
    
    I saw highlights from the Wombledon match last night, and the goal IMO
    was fair. The ball hit the mud, stuck, and hardly bounced at all. Segers 
    stooped to pick it up. Brucey arrived at the same time, and Segers was
    *definitely* not in control of the ball. It was a 50/50 ball and Bruce
    had to go for it, any player would have done. IMO the referee was
    right - but them I'm biased ;-)
    
    	Steve
    
32.5340I wouldn't have given it!!!AYOV27::FW_TEMP01John Hussey - Dunure's greatFri Mar 10 1995 13:597
From what was shown on Sportsnight it seemed fairly inconclusive and wasn't
clear cut either way.  Having said that if I was ref I would've given the
benefit of doubt to the defending team.

Mind you if I was in the attacking team I would have been pretty annoyed
if the goal wasn't allowed and vice versa for the defending team.

32.5341Semi Finals pleaseESSB::BLONGPREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS 1993 &amp; 1994Fri Mar 10 1995 16:228
32.5342live on Sky....IRNBRU::HOWARDLovely day for a GuinnessFri Mar 10 1995 16:3615
    Brian,
    
    the match is on Sunday at midday, and yes, it will be tough for both
    teams....
    
    watch out for the QPR supporters new song, (sung to the tune of PIGBAG
    song....
    
    DA DA DA DA....HOOPS....DA DA DA DA
    DA DA DA DA....HOOPS....DA DA DA DA
    DA DA DA DA....HOOPS....DA DA DA DA
    
    etc.etc.
    
    Ray....
32.5343Iza Gonna BeeThereFUTURS::MARSHALL1Fri Mar 10 1995 18:5312
    
    I am at the match on Sunday, and to be honest I hope MU have another
    match like they did against Ipswich. I know it's not likely, but I can
    always live in hope ;-)
    
    It's going to be a tough match, and a damn good one to watch.
    
    1pm kick off as far as I am aware, but the program on Sky may start at
    Midday.
    
    	Steve
     
32.5344It's a Fine Blade-Blunting Weekend AheadYUPPY::ANDERSONRMr. RothmansFri Mar 10 1995 18:5920
>>                    <<< Note 32.5343 by FUTURS::MARSHALL1 >>>
>>                            -< Iza Gonna BeeThere >-

    
>>    I am at the match on Sunday, and to be honest I hope MU have another
    
    Steve,
    
    Sorrrrrrry,
    
    I don't think you quite undersatnd this conference yet; Those that note
    in 32.* are not meant to actually visit Old Trafford ;-) Please don't
    let reality get in the way of you putting in a 'real' match report on
    Monday morning !
    
    Rob
    
    C'mon you 'R's'
    
    
32.5345My Mistake 8-)FUTURS::MARSHALL1Fri Mar 10 1995 19:037
    
    Oooops. Gives the game away a bit. People will now know why I am half
    asleep on Monday morning ;-)
    
    
    	Steve
    
32.5346match report....IRNBRU::HOWARDLovely day for a GuinnessMon Mar 13 1995 13:43112
[From the Electronic Telegraph]
Sharpe and Irwin brush aside Rangers as United's double dream continues

By Christopher Davies

Man Utd (1) 2 QPR (0) 0
Irwin 53, Sharpe 23.

THE quest for the double Double continues. Manchester United did not need to
be at their best to secure a comfortable victory
over Queens Park Rangers, taking one more step towards retaining the FA Cup
half of the Double they won last season.

Given the make-up of the last four, winning the FA Cup again could prove as
difficult for United as fighting off the challenge of
Blackburn in the Premiership. No club has won the Double twice, but the
bookmakers make United only 5-2 against winning it
in successive seasons and becoming, indisputably, the finest club side in
the history of English football.

While that unofficial title will only serve to make opponents raise their
game even more, United seem equal to just about every
challenge thrown at them these days. The loss of Eric Cantona has not
affected them - they have won eight of their nine games
without the suspended Frenchman - and they can dip into the strongest squad
in the country to overcome the fact that #7
million Andy Cole is cup-tied.

"The back-to-back Double is a distinct possibility," said Rangers manager
Ray Wilkins, a former Manchester United favourite.
"It would be a remarkable achievement but if anyone can do it, it's United.
They work so hard for each other and, coupled with
their great ability, it makes them so dangerous."

There was never much doubt that United would win this quarter-final

Alex Ferguson, the United manager, was understandably cautious. "It only
takes a second to be knocked out of the FA Cup.
The League is different because there are 10 games to go. The one question I
always ask my players is: 'Do you want it
enough?' They aren't giving me any doubts about that."

There was never much doubt that United would win this quarter-final after
Lee Sharpe - "our best player today," said Ferguson
- had given United the lead in the 23rd minute.

Despite superb work, in the build-up to Sharpe's goal, by Mark Hughes and
Ryan Giggs - later withdrawn because of a calf
strain - it was David Bardsley, Rangers' right-back, who was to blame. He
missed his tackle and Sharpe shot left-footed past
Tony Roberts from 15 yards. It was the first goal against Rangers in the
competition this season.

Rangers were a big disappointment in the first half. "If we'd have played as
well as our fans we'd have been okay," said
Wilkins. Les Ferdinand looked anything but a #5 million striker. While
Andrei Kanchelskis and Sharpe were flying down the
flanks, Rufus Brevett and Andrew Impey never got going, so the supply of
crosses to Ferdinand and Kevin Gallen was poor to
non-existent.

United's second goal, seven minutes after the interval, was also the result
of sloppy defensive play. Roberts will not be happy
with the way he lined up his wall for the free-kick by Denis Irwin. The
Irishman bent the ball round the line of defenders and
past the diving goalkeeper.

'By the time we started to play we were out of it,' said Wilkins

Rangers looked livelier when two goals down but by then the tie was lost.
"By the time we started to play we were out of it,"
said Wilkins. Rangers lacked confidence, while United had it in abundance.

Brevett should have scored in the 56th minute. He will say Peter Schmeichel
made a fine save - he later made others from Alan
McDonald and Les Ferdinand - and the goalkeeper would no doubt agree, but it
should have been a goal. Opponents do not
get many chances at Old Trafford, and if they fail to take them they go home
defeated.

"We didn't win enough individual battles," said Wilkins. "We must now pick
ourselves up because we're still in the relegation
battle and have an important match against Norwich on Wednesday."

The only disappointment for United was the booking of Hughes for a challenge
on McDonald. It takes the Welshman over the
21-point mark and he will miss the League game against Leeds on Sunday week.

Ferguson is happy the Football Association have scrapped Wembley as the
venue for the semi-finals. "Wembley should be for
the final only," he said. "There are enough grounds with the right
atmosphere and capacity, Villa Park, Anfield or Elland Road,
for the semis."

However, United's second home in the south beckons once more.

    Alex Ferguson has tipped Brian Kidd to be the next manager of Manchester
United. Ferguson has hinted that he may retire
in a couple of years, even though he said after yesterday's FA Cup victory
that he still has many ambitions in the game.

When Ferguson does eventually step up to the United board, he will recommend
Kidd, his assistant, as the man to lead United
into the next century.

Ferguson said: "Whatever happens, Brian Kidd will have a big say in the
running of this club. He does a first-class job here. "I
didn't know him until I joined United, but as youth coach, reserve manager
and first-team coach he has been absolutely mag-
nificent. He has been instrumental in our success. "The job Brian has done
must be recognised. If the board ask me about my
successor and I have any say in the matter I'll nominate Brian."
32.5347An unbiased report - honestly!FUTURS::MARSHALL1Mon Mar 13 1995 14:1341
	Manchester United  2 - 0  Queens Park Rangers

	Att: 42383

	
	The match was a typically tight affair between these two teams, with
	Rangers chasing hard, tackling hard, and quite literally knocking the 
	United players off their stride. The United players were just not 
	given the space to play their usual game, with two or three players 
	shutting them down as soon as they received the ball. Hughes was given 
    	a particularly hard ride by Danny Maddix, with tackle after tackle 
	making sure that Hughes never had a chance to do any damage. He was 
	taken out of the game (quite often literally) very effectively indeed.

	United's first goal came after 23 minutes when there was a good move
	down the right flank involving Ince, Hughes, and McClair. The final 
	cross came across the face of the goal for Sharpe to tuck in at the 
	far post. 1 - 0

	The second goal came just after the start of the second half, after
	about 54 minutes, from an Irwin free-kick awarded for a Maddix tackle 
	on Hughes that would have been more at home in Saturday's match 
	between Wigan and Widnes. Irwin rifled the free-kick around the 
	right-hand side of the wall and into the back of the net. 2 - 0

	After the second goal went in the match pretty much died, with United
	seemingly sitting back on their lead. The better of the chances after 
	this fell to Rangers, with Schmikes pulling out a number of saves that 
	kept United's lead intact.

	United did not play well, due mostly IMO to the way Rangers shut them
	down. But, I am happy to say, United managed to dig out an excellent 
	result to see the Red Army marching into the Semi's to meet the winners
        of the replay between Crystal Palace/Wolves.


		This is Steve Marshall, 
			Notes at Ten, 
			from DECPark

32.5348IRNBRU::HOWARDLovely day for a GuinnessMon Mar 13 1995 16:159
    I have to disagree about the incident that lead to the 2nd goal....
    Hughes backed into Maddix, and kept on backing into him for about 10
    yards. What was Maddix supposed to do?, just stand there and do
    nothing?...
    
    moan, moan, grumble, grumble, ref was bent, etc.etc. usual ManU lucky
    bas#%#$ etc.etc...ad nauseum 
    
    Ray....
32.5349The best referees money can buyYUPPY::PANESIts not colossal, and its not cleverMon Mar 13 1995 16:2215
       <<< Note 32.5348 by IRNBRU::HOWARD "Lovely day for a Guinness" >>>

>    I have to disagree about the incident that lead to the 2nd goal....
>    Hughes backed into Maddix, and kept on backing into him for about 10
>    yards. What was Maddix supposed to do?, just stand there and do
>    nothing?...
    
     Maddix should not have responded to Hughes' kicking. It is about time
     that players like Maddix, realised that the referee is not going to
     award anything in their favour and learn that they should take the foul
     play ( kicks/stamps/elbow etc etc ) from the Mancs as part of the
     ( modified ) rules of the game.


     Roger Gifford
32.5350Off-Off-Off.....FUTURS::MARSHALL1Mon Mar 13 1995 16:298
    
    I know that Hughes was backing into Maddix, but that is no reason to
    grab the guy around the neck and throw him to the floor. After being
    booked in the first half, he was lucky to stay on the pitch with a
    relatiation like that.
    
    	Steve
    
32.5351Roll on Wembley!?PEKING::SHALLOMANORA MOLLAHS!Mon Mar 13 1995 18:0010
    
    Visited Old Trafford for the first time yesterday,excellent ground &
    atmosphere in the QPR end was very good.Kanchelskis pace is even more
    evident seeing it for real and Utd took it easy it seemed even though
    Qpr had a few good chances and should have scored a goal at least but 
    Schmeical saved well.
    
    
    Aron...
    
32.5352St Mark... the Patron Saint of FoulersYUPPY::PANESIts not colossal, and its not cleverMon Mar 13 1995 18:0918
                    <<< Note 32.5350 by FUTURS::MARSHALL1 >>>
                             -< Off-Off-Off..... >-

    
>    I know that Hughes was backing into Maddix, but that is no reason to
>    grab the guy around the neck and throw him to the floor. After being
>    booked in the first half, he was lucky to stay on the pitch with a
>    relatiation like that.
    
     Steve,

     I take it you didn't see Hughes kick out at Maddix a nanosecond before
     Maddix grabbed Hughes?

            
     Stuart
    

32.5353One rule for one .....FUTURS::MARSHALL1Mon Mar 13 1995 18:4312
    
    No, but even so a retaliation like that is totally out of order. If
    Hughes kicked out then Maddix should leave it to the Ref/Linesman to
    sort out and not take the 'law' into his own hands. He must have been
    totally mental to do such a thing in front of the Ref and whilst on a 
    yellow card. You surely cannot be trying to justify Maddix' response ? 
    If it were 'Le God' retaliating like that the Ref would have had no 
    hesitation whatsoever in producing at least the yellow card if not a Red 
    outright.
    
    	Steve
    
32.5354YUPPY::PANESIts not colossal, and its not cleverMon Mar 13 1995 18:5125
                    <<< Note 32.5353 by FUTURS::MARSHALL1 >>>
                          -< One rule for one ..... >-

    
>    No, but even so a retaliation like that is totally out of order. If
>    Hughes kicked out then Maddix should leave it to the Ref/Linesman to
>    sort out and not take the 'law' into his own hands. He must have been
>    totally mental to do such a thing in front of the Ref and whilst on a 
>    yellow card. You surely cannot be trying to justify Maddix' response ? 
>    If it were 'Le God' retaliating like that the Ref would have had no 
>    hesitation whatsoever in producing at least the yellow card if not a Red 
>    outright.
    
     Steve,

     I hope that your sarcasm is not being lost on me. Away teams get very
     little from Refs at O.T.  

     "Le God" as you call him,( although I prefer talented but niggly,
     petulent, tete up his derriere git ), used to get away with "murder"
     week after week. He "outed" himself with the stamping on Moncur, and I 
     suspect that after that refs got wise to his "cute" little back heels etc.
     
     Stuart    

32.5355Still one rule for one ....FUTURS::MARSHALL1Mon Mar 13 1995 19:1216
    
    It's not just MU at OT that get away with things. Rovers do at Ewood,
    'Pool do at Anfield etc etc.
    
    I was not being sarcastic, all I *was* saying was that Maddix went a
    bit over the top considering that he was on a booking already. All it
    would have taken is the ref to react and he would have been off for an
    early bath. He was playing well, evidenced by the fact that Sparky had
    no real 'effet' on the game. He was virtually totally marked out of it.
    He just marred it by reacting the way he did - it was not necessary.
    
    	'Tis all I was saying ......
    
    
    		Steve
    
32.5356funnies rom the net....IRNBRU::HOWARDLovely day for a GuinnessTue Mar 14 1995 11:3812
From:	VBORMC::"cnaude@infocomp.csir.co.za" "Naud , Clinton x4441/3088" 14-MAR-1995 07:58:26.06
To:	"QPR address list..." <qpr@cs.ucl.ac.uk>
CC:	
Subj:	Man United....

Hi there all...

I think someone forgot to tell Man U's new signing that they were playing at 
home, in the red kit, and not in their away kit, i.e the black one, and tell 
him to take that stupid whistle out of his mouth aswell....

ICEMAN
32.5357Shades of Bristol City in this one ...AYOV29::MTHEODORESONJones the SteamTue Mar 14 1995 12:019
    
    	Has anyone ever pointed out that Lee Sharpe is the only player in
    the Premiership with his name on the back AND the front of his shirt ?
    
    	Mind you I believe Blackburn will shortly complete the signing of
    that well known Scottish/Scandinavian striker McEwan Slager.
    
    Malc.
    
32.5358ZUR01::ASHGrahame Ash @RLETue Mar 14 1995 14:426
Re Maddix v Hughes. Of course if Maddix had thought that ref had missed 
Hughes' provocation he could have just fallen over - that seems to work for 
many players. But perhaps that isn't "English football" - we prefer to take it 
like a man and dish it out as well!

grahame
32.5359Much ado about nothing ?VARESE::SACHA::IDC_BSTROh no! NOT Milan Kundera again!Tue Mar 14 1995 17:0821
    Saw the game last night on Italian TV (they showed Liverpool-Spurs live
    on Saturday, Everton-Newcastle live on Sunday, and Man. Utd-QPR
    yesterday evening!).
    
    Quite frankly, the Hughes-Maddix thing looked like six-of-one and
    half-a-dozen of the other to me. How anyone can determine whether
    Hughes was backing into Maddix or Maddix was holding Hughes back is
    beyond me. 
    
    Actually, I thought the referee had a pretty good game; it wasn't an
    easy one to referee. QPR obviously decided that their best hope was to
    harass United into making mistakes, and it probably wasn't a bad idea.
    Most of their tackling was hard but fair, but when they did overstep
    the mark (Maddix, Barker), the referee took action. Likewise, Hughes
    was deservedly booked for a late tackle on McDonald.
    
    Dom
    
    P.S. Whatever happened to that little centre-forward QPR had a few
    years back who scored a hat-trick against United at Old Trafford in
    that infamous game on New Year's Day?
32.5360CHEFS::GEORGEMThe West is the BestTue Mar 14 1995 17:311
Wegerle?
32.5361IRNBRU::HOWARDLovely day for a GuinnessTue Mar 14 1995 17:334
    Dennis Bailey....he went ot Birmingham (I think) for a while and never
    scaled the heights again....
    
    Ray....
32.5362QPR go through 8 strikers a year!VARESE::SACHA::IDC_BSTROh no! NOT Milan Kundera again!Tue Mar 14 1995 17:495
    That's the man. 
    
    I think Wegerle's at Coventry, isn't he? Now there's a player who's
    failed to realise his full potential.
    
32.5363CHEFS::GEORGEMThe West is the BestTue Mar 14 1995 17:516
re.Wegerle

I agree.  Mind you, he's a regular in the US "soccer" team.  ahem!

Anyone named after a brand of chewing gum is always going to have problems, 
though.
32.5364And so did The Great AldoAIMTEC::WICKS_AAtlanta's Most (In)famous WelshmanTue Mar 14 1995 17:525
    but he appeared in the World Cup .....
    
    regards
    
    Andrew.D.Wicks
32.5365CHEFS::GEORGEMThe West is the BestTue Mar 14 1995 17:551
thats what I said....he's a regular in the US "soccer" team.  hallo?
32.5366Don't get me wrong...I think he's a very talented playerVARESE::SACHA::IDC_BSTROh no! NOT Milan Kundera again!Tue Mar 14 1995 18:027
    >but he appeared in the World Cup .....
    
    "Appeared" being the operative word. Reserve centre-forward for a team
    that qualified as host nation, wasn't he?
    
    Dom
    
32.5367Bailey at Brentford.PEKING::SHALLOMANORA MOLLAHS!Tue Mar 14 1995 18:331
    
32.5368A Tough Month AheadESSB::BLONGPREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS 1993 &amp; 1994Tue Mar 14 1995 22:278
32.5369MARVIN::MORRELLCos I missed you... Yeah.... I missed youWed Mar 15 1995 11:426
    > and Leeds next on the agenda
    
    	We will have our revenge..... we'll have 6 points from this years
    games.... :->
    
    	Rick.
32.5370A pint of plain pleaseSIOG::ODONOHOEThu Mar 16 1995 17:356
    
    Glad to see you did'nt mention the fa cup :-}
    
    The leeds game kicks off at 2:00 on Sunday April 2nd
    live on Sky.
    Another excuse to go to the pub before closing time ;-)
32.5371MARVIN::MORRELLCos I missed you... Yeah.... I missed youMon Mar 20 1995 12:485
    The FA Cup.. whats that then.. is it like the ZDS Cup???
    
    :->
    
    Rick.
32.5372?????WOTVAX::NORTHSMon Mar 20 1995 14:137
    
    It's very quiet in here this morning.
    
    
    Regards
    Stephen
    Kennys Barmy Army
32.5373CHEFS::GEORGEMThe West is the BestMon Mar 20 1995 14:151
BOO!
32.5374I'm surprised that no-ones offering excuses - unusualCHEFS::STRATFORDSGoodbye shorts, hello football!Mon Mar 20 1995 14:481
    
32.5375AYOV29::MTHEODORESONDai StationMon Mar 20 1995 14:516
    
    	Perhaps none of them have come to work today. They're probably all
    off with sickasaparrotitis.
    
    Malc.
    
32.5376sicknessCOMICS::HAWLEYII...AM...A...HORSE!Mon Mar 20 1995 14:569
    
    Funnily enough our two resident Man Utd fans here are BOTH off sick.
    I reckon they just didnt want to look at my bright smiling face (the
    excuse of many actually) and the fact that ive stuck a Liverpool shirt
    in one of their desk drawers.
    
    Oh yeah, and they owe me a pint of guiness too.
    
    Ian. :-)
32.5377Always look on the bright side of lifeESSB::BLONGPREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS 1993 &amp; 1994Mon Mar 20 1995 16:1810
32.5378Utd here, Utd there, Utd everyWOTVAX::MACDONALDIStalybridge CelticMon Mar 20 1995 16:1921
    
    
    Well just to end the cr*p that no Utd fans will enter a note because
    they lost.
    
    All I can say is that Utd deserved to get beat. They were not to their
    usual standard. The lack of responses may be down to the fact that
    there were no excuses based on yesterdays performance. 
    Even Ferguson admitted that he was disappointed in his teams play.
    
    So Blackburn are 6 points clear(and 5 goal better off now!), still a long 
    way to go, and with them having to play both Newcastle and 
    Liverpool(last game of the season) it is not going to be easy. 
    
    So long as the good quality football continues then it is going to the
    wire, and that includes Liverpool and Newcastle.
    
    May the best team win....
    
    Mac 
    who had a bad weekend... Scotland and Utd losing :-(
32.5379TRUCKS::SANTThere is a canal far away - Far Canal!Mon Mar 20 1995 17:1528
    
    	Been busy, hence no comment yet.
    
    	Listened to most of yesterday's game on R5. Seems that but for a
    	period of 20 minutes after half-time, we were well beaten.
    	Liverpool as expected raised their mediocre game to fever-pitch to
    	deny their buddies from OT the chance of closing the gap at the
    	top.
    
    	Jimmy Armfield raised an interesting point yesterday. To paraphrase
    	his point:
    
    	Blackburn visit Anfield on the last day of the season. If they need
    	a win to secure the title, will Liverpool bother to try and stop 
    	them? Armfield mischievously suggested that Shearer would walk into
    	the Liverpool penalty box and despatch the ball into the corner of
    	the net to which David James was pointing...
    
    	Surely not.
    
    	If we're to retain the title this season, United need some
    	monumental performances in the next couple of weeks, and for
    	Blackburn to drop points. We need them to draw three times whilst
   	we win three times...
    
    	We're looking clear second-favourites.
                           
    	Andy.
32.5380Surely not!!!KIRKTN::ISUTHERLANDSame Sh*t...Different day.Mon Mar 20 1995 17:314
    
    Is Jimmy Armfield suggesting that the English game is corrupt ?
    
    ;>)
32.5381TRUCKS::SANTThere is a canal far away - Far Canal!Mon Mar 20 1995 17:364
    
    	No. Just that Liverpool is! 8-)
    
    	Andy.
32.5382Jambo's will know what i mean.KIRKTN::ISUTHERLANDSame Sh*t...Different day.Mon Mar 20 1995 17:484
    
    Andy,
    
    Up here we call that,"doing a St.Mirren".
32.5383IRNBRU::HOWARDLovely day for a GuinnessMon Mar 20 1995 17:525
    Ince has been dropped from the England squad to play Uruguay....
    
    (twilight zone-type music)....
    
    Ray....
32.53842-0 2-0 2-0 2-0 2-0 2-0 2-0COMICS::HAWLEYII...AM...A...HORSE!Mon Mar 20 1995 18:1514
    
    Andy,
    
    > their mediocre game 
    
    nothing mediocre about Liverpool these days mate, inconsistent, yes,
    but mediocre? They are still in the top 5 in the country and in a cup
    final.
    Perhaps in comparison with TGFTITW then they may be considered so, but
    are Man Utd fans so pompous as to think that anything beneath them are
    boringly average?
    
    Ian.
        
32.5385Mediocrity....GYMAC::DCASSIDYMon Mar 20 1995 18:2014
    
    Andy, how do you mean mediocre ....Liverpool's game is not perfect I
    admit but to call it normally mediocre is a bit of sour grapes. United
    were the mediocre team yesterday (and admit not normally). Liverpool,
    Tottenhan and Newcastle probably have the best passing game in the
    land but are not often the most incisive finishers which United and
    Blackburn have proven to be.
    
    The only way I would admit Liverpool's game being mediocre would be
    relative to AC Milan, Ajax, Juventus, PSG, Barcelona etc....NOT against
    any team in the current Premier League.
    
    
    Dezzz.
32.5386YUPPY::PANESIt was definitely ElvisMon Mar 20 1995 18:2612
          <<< Note 32.5384 by COMICS::HAWLEYI "I...AM...A...HORSE!" >>>
                        -< 2-0 2-0 2-0 2-0 2-0 2-0 2-0 >-

    
>    Perhaps in comparison with TGFTITW then they may be considered so, but
>    are Man Utd fans so pompous as to think that anything beneath them are
>    boringly average?
    
     Thats been my general experience of their fans.

     Stuart       

32.5387VARESE::TRNUX1::IDC_BSTROh no! NOT Milan Kundera again!Mon Mar 20 1995 18:4129
    
    
    >The only way I would admit Liverpool's game being mediocre would be
    >relative to AC Milan, Ajax, Juventus, PSG, Barcelona etc....NOT against
    >any team in the current Premier League.
    
    A performance like Liverpool's one yesterday would *easily* have put
    the skids up any of those teams you listed, Dezzz. All of them have
    come a cropper this year in their own leagues against "lesser" teams
    with something to prove, which is roughly akin to what happened to
    United against Liverpool. These are the sort of matches that decide
    trophies at the end of the day.
    
    Examples? A month ago, AC Milan were stuffed 4-0 by Lazio (who I'd rate
    roughly on a par with Tottenham); Barcelona were hammered 5-0 by Real
    Madrid, and Juventus, current leaders in Italy, were recently beaten
    3-0 by Cagliari, who are normally nothing to write home about.
    
    As for the mediocrity of Liverpool, the Premier League et al, I think
    you're rather overstating the case. I can't speak for other countries,
    but the general line in Italy is that their football's dropped down a
    notch in the last couple of years. I'd say that football in Europe is
    nicely poised at the moment, with no one country dominating. Bear in
    mind that the albeit excellent  PSG, who seem to be the flavour of the
    month at the moment, were comfortably beaten by Arsenal last year.
    
    Dom
    
                                                                  
32.5388CHEFS::EDWARDSDMon Mar 20 1995 19:0312
    I think that "mediocre" was perhaps the wrong word to use.  I think
    Liverpool have been pretty impressive this year and are probably only 1
    or 2 players short of making a serious challenge for the title.  What
    amazed me yesterday was the lack of fight/effort by the Utd players. 
    You;d think that a team containing Hughes/Ince/Keane and Bruce would
    show a bit of grit and determination.  Perhaps too much on occasions
    but I'd rather that than the pitiful display yesterday.  That's taking 
    nothing away from a good Liverpool performance and a deserved victory.
    Utd now have a crucial game against the Gooners on Wednesday which they
    simply have to win.
    
    Dave
32.5389VARESE::TRNUX1::IDC_BSTROh no! NOT Milan Kundera again!Mon Mar 20 1995 19:1815
    Ditto. I think Liverpool, to their credit, have always attempted to
    play good football even during these lean times, and when they do put
    it together, they can beat *anyone*. Yesterday was one of those
    days...strewth, even Babb had a good game!
    
    United, on the other hand, produced a performance yesterday which had
    much in common with their away defeats against Barcelona, Gothenburg
    and Leeds. In short, the opposition showed far more will to win. And as
    -1 rightly said, it's not what you'd expect from a team that includes
    those famous video nasties, Ince, Hughes, Keane and Bruce.
    
    Of course, it's a tribute to T.G.F.C.I.T.W that so many teams rise to
    the occasion when they play against them ;-)
    
    Dom
32.5390CHEFS::STRATFORDSPass the Babel FishWed Mar 22 1995 14:363
    Is it this week that the Flying Frenchman and Ince are up in court?
    
    Stuart
32.5391CHEFS::EDWARDSDWed Mar 22 1995 14:386
    >>Is it this week that the Flying Frenchman and Ince are up in court?
    
    I think it's tomorrow.
     
    I believe Wise was sentenced to 3 months - what was the charge ? 
    
32.5392Wsie Up!!AYOV27::FW_TEMP01John Hussey - Dunure's greatWed Mar 22 1995 14:393
Sentenced for being a short cockney git.

Except Mince to be found guilty of the same charge (smiley things)
32.539323rd AprilFUTURS::MARSHALL1Wed Mar 22 1995 14:559
    
    Cant's and Incey are indeed up before the beak tomorrow. Wise was
    chanrge with Common Assault - exactly the same charge as Cantona. THe
    only differences being Cantona was against a thug, Wise was against a
    60 odd year old taxi driver .....
    
    
    	Steve
    
32.5394It aint over till the fat lady singsSIOG::ODONOHOEWed Mar 22 1995 15:0719
    
    
    Bitterly disappointed with Sundays result.
    I mean,there is something wrong when Giggs looked like the 
    only player on the United team with the will to win.It has been a 
    while since i've seen him battle so hard.Of course people will
    disagree.
               As fergie said the Championship will be won by the team
    that most wants to win it and by Sundays performance its not
    United.
               Hopefully United will bounce back like they did after the
    Everton game tonight against Arsenal and a win would leave Utd 3 points
    adrift with a game more played and with 7 games to go ANYTHING can
    happen.
              Looneypool deserved the win but hopefully this defeat will
    not be as decisive as it was in '93
    
                  1-0 tonight in front of a home croud!
    
32.5395Le Merde before the beakYUPPY::PANESIt was definitely ElvisWed Mar 22 1995 15:1226
                    <<< Note 32.5393 by FUTURS::MARSHALL1 >>>
                                -< 23rd April >-
                                        ^^^^^
                                         err....March
    
>    Cant's and Incey are indeed up before the beak tomorrow. Wise was
>    chanrge with Common Assault - exactly the same charge as Cantona. THe
>    only differences being Cantona was against a thug, Wise was against a
>    60 odd year old taxi driver .....
    
    
     Only after investigation by the press/Police did the "charming" 
     Mr Simmons' shady past come to light. Eric Cantona did not know
     this at the time he launched his brutal attack ( which could have
     hurt anybody in the vacinity ), therefore the silly little thug's
     ( Simmons not Cantona's ) dubious history is an irrelevance.   


      As an aside to the case, there is a group of Police known as the 
      Palace Detectives who support the team in their own time. It is
      alleged that members of this loose collective of fans have been 
      followed by private dicks employed by Cantona's/Man United's  
      solicitors.


      Stuart
32.5396YUPPY::PANESIt was definitely ElvisWed Mar 22 1995 15:148
  

  More on Cantona......   A retired Solicitor's Clerk has taken
  out papers to bring a private prosecution against Cantona , charging
  him with , I believe, amongst other things affray.


  Stuart
32.5397Come on you RedsESSB::BLONGPREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS 1993 &amp; 1994Wed Mar 22 1995 16:2012
32.5398sigh......TRUCKS::SANTThere is a canal far away - Far Canal!Wed Mar 22 1995 16:2912
    
    	Yes, good job you pointed that out, Stuart. I wouldn't be able
    	to see the difference between a foul-mouthed 30 year old and a 60
    	year old taxi driver. You are quite right to remove any distinction
    	between these two offences and say that Simmons's background is an
    	irrelevance.
    
    	Haven't we had enough of the smug anti-United comments on this
    	subject? I could say that they get right up my nose, but then you'd 
    	never guess, would you?
    
    	Andy.
32.5399YUPPY::PANESIt was definitely ElvisWed Mar 22 1995 20:3328
  <<< Note 32.5398 by TRUCKS::SANT "There is a canal far away - Far Canal!" >>>
                                -< sigh...... >-

    
>    	Yes, good job you pointed that out, Stuart. I wouldn't be able
>    	to see the difference between a foul-mouthed 30 year old and a 60
>    	year old taxi driver. You are quite right to remove any distinction
>    	between these two offences and say that Simmons's background is an
>    	irrelevance.

        Andy,

        But Eric professes that he doesn't speak English. I am sure that
        the spikey headed C**t Simmons has no French.
    


>    	Haven't we had enough of the smug anti-United comments on this
>    	subject? I could say that they get right up my nose, but then you'd 
>    	never guess, would you?
    
>    	Andy.


        I am sorry that you appear to take this as an ad hominem attack. 
        Me, I just report it as I see it.

        Stuart
32.5400CHEFS::EDWARDSDThu Mar 23 1995 12:3015
    Couldn't get to the game last night but it looked/sounded like a
    convincing win.  A mate of mine who went to the match said that this
    was the worst Arsenal side he'd seen at Old Trafford for donkeys years.
    
    Other news from OT ... the North Side of the Stadium is to be
    redeveloped bringing the capacity to 55k.  It will be a 3-tier jobby
    expected to be completed by May '96.  Capacity will be initially
    reduced to 33k, with the aim of restoring the capacity in stages to its
    current 44k by Jan 96.  This is expected to cost big bucks so don't
    expect any major transfer deals in the next 15 months.
    
    Final;ly, the Cantona Chorus were on the Big Breakfast this morning,
    giving us a tuneful rendition of 'Eric the King'.  The Chorus were made
    up of lads from the infamous K-Stand who are apparently releasing a
    Cantona EP next month.
32.5401An argumentative southern sh1te speaksCHEFS::STRATFORDSPass the Babel FishThu Mar 23 1995 12:3510
    Dave,
    
    In Sundays papers they commented that the building programme is being
    entirely financed by the off the field activities and bank borrowing
    and that they did not anticipate it affecting the transfers in & out of
    OT.
    
    BTW your mate is right. This is the worst Arsenal side for years.
    
    Stuart
32.5402CHEFS::EDWARDSDThu Mar 23 1995 12:373
    >>entirely financed by the off the field activities and bank borrowing
    
    Expect another new kit then eh ?
32.5403CHEFS::GEORGEMPeople come out of the rainThu Mar 23 1995 12:437
err....a small Man U. reference here....

Ash (a young, but popular, Irish indie/rock group) have released a single 
called "Kung Fu", the cover of which features a photo of Cantona's Bruce 
Lee-style leap at that thug's throat.

....back to the kit discussions....
32.5404CHEFS::STRATFORDSPass the Babel FishThu Mar 23 1995 13:065
    To get back to the kit discussions...
    
    Apparently there is another away kit due at the end of the season.
    
    Stuart
32.5405Non-MUFC person speaks...AYOV27::FW_TEMP01John Hussey - Dunure's greatThu Mar 23 1995 13:203
Errr.... for us people who have never been to Manchester, which bit of
OT is the North side?

32.5406Erm...FUTURS::MARSHALL1Thu Mar 23 1995 13:286
    
    Opposite side to the 'managers benches' .... not that helps you too
    much ...
    
    	Steve
    
32.5407Left to Right?IOSG::LAYNEThu Mar 23 1995 13:2810
    As you have asked that question, I have another one.
    
    Why is it radio commentators always say,
    
    	"The team is playing from left to right...or the team is playing
         from right to left"
    
    I mean what difference does it make to someone listening to the radio?
    
    William
32.5408CHEFS::EDWARDSDThu Mar 23 1995 13:3818
    >>for us people who have never been to Manchester, which bit of
    >>OT is the North side?
    
    The stand opposite the cameras.
    
    The stupid thing is that the club decided, when redeveloping the
    Stretford End (stand to the left of the cameras), that they wanted to
    maintain this nice cantilever stand going round the ground.  As a
    result, the new Stretford is quite a small stand.  Considering they are
    now going to great expense to destroy this pretty effect anyway, they
    could have built a much larger stand at the Stretford and had an
    existing capacity of about 50k.
    
    On another note ... Utd now meet Palace in the FA Cup semis.  Palace
    were very impressive last night - Armstrong in particular looked to be
    "up" for the match.  Should be a good game.  Paul/Stuart - are you
    guaranteed tickets for the semi ?  I've got enough vouchers to apply for
    mine but so have about 40,000 others.  Here's hoping.
32.5409YUPPY::PANESIt was definitely ElvisThu Mar 23 1995 13:4112
                     <<< Note 32.5408 by CHEFS::EDWARDSD >>>

>    "up" for the match.  Should be a good game.  Paul/Stuart - are you
>    guaranteed tickets for the semi ?  I've got enough vouchers to apply for
>    mine but so have about 40,000 others.  Here's hoping.

     By rights ( due to being season ticket holders and members/subscribers to
     the rather sadly named Golden Eagles ) Paul and I should both be 
     allocated a ticket.


     Stuart
32.5410TRUCKS::SANTThere is a canal far away - Far Canal!Thu Mar 23 1995 15:0320
    
    	Well on last night's performance the semi should be a cracker!
    	Palace finally lived up to their billing as an attacking
    	entertaining side, and it was good to see Armstrong put all the
    	crap behind him and produce a great display. United will be tested
    	to the limits to keep him off the scoresheet.
    
    	With Bruce suspended it will be a close game, hopefully a repeat
    	of the '90 final, rather than the '90 final replay, although
    	obviously I'd settle for the same result ;-)
    
    	Two very good games in store for semi-final day. I can't see
    	there's all that much to choose between any of the remaining sides
    	in the "one-off, on-the-day" cup at this stage. Any combination
    	of these four sides will produce a worthy final, imo. It could be
    	the first London derby since '80, or a repeat of the '85 final
    	when Everton were at their peak and denied the double by 10-man
    	United.
        
    	Andy.
32.5411Could be a cricket scoreYUPPY::PANESIt was definitely ElvisThu Mar 23 1995 15:158
     Unfortunately I don't share your optimism about the game. Palace
     have been blowing hot and cold ( mainly cold ) all season. I fear
     that with United's form and Palace's inconsistency , a stuffing
     is on the cards. Still we can dram of a semi like Villa Park
     in 1990.

     Stuart
32.5412Go directly to jail, do not pass Go...YUPPY::OHAGANBm|o|t|o|r|h|e|a|dThu Mar 23 1995 15:566
    It would appear that Eric is to serve a two week stretch at the
    pleasure of Her Majesty's Government. If he behaves though, I'm
    sure they'll let him out for Ronnie Kray's funeral.
    
    barry.
    
32.5413legal question....IRNBRU::HOWARDLovely day for a GuinnessThu Mar 23 1995 16:535
    Incey-Wincey pleaded not guilty and was granted unconditional bail. Am
    I right in thinking that if you plead not guilty but are subsequently
    found guilty then your sentence will be longer?...
    
    Ray....
32.5414Rough justiceYUPPY::PANESIt was definitely ElvisThu Mar 23 1995 18:375
  Two weeks!!!!!! People with unpaid parking tickets get longer than that.
  I just hope le mad merde comes out of chokey with a very sore bottom.

  Stuart
32.5415Eric the KingESSB::BLONGPREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS 1993 &amp; 1994Thu Mar 23 1995 18:3711
32.5416CHEFS::GEORGEMPeople come out of the rainThu Mar 23 1995 18:381
Cantona's 1st appeal was refused, but they're trying again.
32.5417UTRTSC::WARDThu Mar 23 1995 20:384
    Good grief! - sixteen notes in here and no score - no wonder all us
    foreign noters hit the "next unseen" key so often ..
    
    Ray
32.5418CHEFS::EDWARDSDThu Mar 23 1995 20:405
    Utd 3 Gooners 0
    
    Hughes
    Sharpe
    Kanchelskis
32.5419UTRTSC::WARDThu Mar 23 1995 20:413
    Thanks - I found it in the "English League" note eventually ..
    
    Ray
32.5420For you Tommy ze var ist over ...AYOV29::MTHEODORESONCut Throat JakeThu Mar 23 1995 20:4515
    
    .5415
    
    >	-< Eric the King >-
    
    Surely you mean Eric the Cooler King.
    
    As in Steve McQueen in the Great Escape.
    
    Paul Mince can be the Charles Bronson character.
    Alex Ferguson can be the German Camp Commandant.
    Steve Bruce can be the Wooden Horse (or is that a different film ?)
    
    Malc.
    
32.5421Me pedantic....never!!!!ADDULT::ROBERTSONOSAKThu Mar 23 1995 20:495
>>It could be the first London derby since '80, or a repeat of the '85 final

82 was the last London Derby (If I remember correctly) Totts V QPR

Al
32.5422CHEFS::EDWARDSDThu Mar 23 1995 20:502
    Unlike Steve McQueen, I believe Eric has got out !  Boring old bail
    though - no motorbike steaming away down the M4.
32.5423TRUCKS::SANTThere is a canal far away - Far Canal!Fri Mar 24 1995 13:1316
    
    	re .5421...
    
    	Good spot, Al. Thanks.... 8-}
    
    	As for Cantona's sentence, no surprise really. They probably
    	considered the significant public trial by TV and press, as well
    	as the ridiculous hounding he received whilst on holiday.
    
    	As for the comment about getting a longer jail for unpaid parking 
    	tickets from you-know-who (very predictable, Stuart...), send more
    	details, please. I obviously don't keep in touch with the news these
    	days as much as I should, coz I can't remember such a case.
    
    	Andy.
                        
32.5424Under paid EricESSB::BLONGPREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS 1993 &amp; 1994Fri Mar 24 1995 19:185
32.5425Todays debate ...AYOV29::MTHEODORESONCut Throat JakeMon Mar 27 1995 14:319
    
    	On t'wireless this morning :
    
    	Inter Milan have offered 5 million poonds for Cantona. Will Alex
    Ferguson accept the offer ? Is the Pope a catholic ? Is John Hussey
    illiterate ?
    
    Malc.
    
32.54265m don't buy much these daysCHEFS::EDWARDSDMon Mar 27 1995 13:448
    Malc,
    
    I don't think Fergie will accept the offer.  However, I think Martin
    Edwards will, and with some of the money they will buy the Mars Bar
    Kid (or put it towards a down-payment for Le Tiss should Soton get
    relegated).
    
    Dave
32.5427You can have me for 5 mill (ooooh matron)AYOV29::MTHEODORESONCut Throat JakeMon Mar 27 1995 14:508
    
    Dave
    
    	Pardon my ignorance but who is the Mars Bar kid ? Btw tell your
    system manager to put your clock forward. The one on SUBURB is wrong too.
    
    Malc.
    
32.5428GazzaCHEFS::EDWARDSDMon Mar 27 1995 13:521
    
32.5429CHEFS::GEORGEMCannibalise LegalbisMon Mar 27 1995 14:002
The Sun reckons Fergie'll accept it, as he's prepared to talk to them.  Must be 
true then.
32.5430More on GazzaAYOV27::FW_TEMP01John Hussey - Dunure's greatMon Mar 27 1995 15:0613
Apparently he's given up Mars Bars for Lent and is as his lowest weight
since he was a 2 year old ;-)  According to the Observer yesterday he even
has sunken cheekbones a la that other famous Geordie Sting (although a
challenge from Razor might have been the cause).

The ex-fat boy is due to play for Lazio in a couple of weeks time so he
will probably be playing in the end of season tournee for England. 

If he looks fit he will probably play for Newcastle or Man Utd fairly soon.

John

PS. Malc, the only thing anyone in this conf can't spell in your last name.
32.5431CHEFS::GEORGEMCannibalise LegalbisMon Mar 27 1995 14:104
Gazza trained with England the other day, too.  Nowt serious, though.  
Apparently, he's got a new attitude - serious - and a new weight - err....about 
5 stone less than he had a few months ago.  He did look rather skinny actually.  
Marvellous what slim fast can do....hmmm....that gives me an idea....
32.5432Rambling on about nothing in particular...VARESE::SACHA::IDC_BSTROh no! NOT Milan Kundera again!Mon Mar 27 1995 15:2250
    I certainly wouldn't be surprised if Cantona came to Inter. Money
    wouldn't be a problem for either party, and I think Cantona would have
    serious problems on most away grounds in England now. That said, his
    temperament is hardly going to stand him in good stead in Italy; if he
    can't put up with the pressure in England, then he'll be in for a tough
    time in a country where winning is everything.
    
    Incidentally, I was channel hopping the other day and I came across one
    of the umpteen football chatshows that pollute Italian TV. I usually
    avoid  them like the plague, but this time I happened to see the names
    Shearer, Cantona and Ince chalked on a blackboard. The presenters, with
    the help of a few celebrities, were trying to establish which
    foreigners Inter should buy for next season (this sort of stuff gets
    top viewing figures here!). Viewers were also phoning in with their
    opinions, and the general consensus was: "Bergkamp OUT; Jonk OUT;
    Shearer IN; Ince IN (universally requested by every viewer); Cantona 
    IN (some people were a bit sceptical about his temperament)". I'd take
    all this with a pinch of salt; Bergkamp and Jonk have been pretty
    pathetic in their two seasons here, but you have to remember that
    Italian clubs change their foreigners like most people change shirts,
    because it's a sure way of getting Joe Public to renew his season
    ticket.
    
    This goes some way towards supporting a newspaper article that appeared
    in the Repubblica recently, to the effect that, despite rising prices
    and a traditional inability to adapt to the tactical demands of Italian
    football, British footballers (or players currently based in
    Britain) still seem to to be at the top of most clubs' shopping lists
    in Italy. The most prominent names in the article were again Ince,
    Shearer and Cantona, plus Klinsmann, Barmby and Anderton (look out,
    Spurs!)
    
    As for the Fat Boy, I wouldn't like to bet on what his next move will
    be. The very fact that he's slimmed down would suggest that someone has
    taken him aside and told him that it's "make-or-break" time (unlike
    livestock, this is one case where value decreases per lb.!) I hardly
    think Lazio are going to get him back to fitness and then sell to the
    highest bidder, especially given that Boksic, brilliant centre-forward
    as he is, seems to be unsettled at the club. It's all a question of who
    holds most sway at Lazio: the team manager, Zeman, is a strict
    disciplinarian who probably wouldn't go a bomb on Gazza's nuttiness.
    Dino Zoff, on the other hand, said last year that he considers
    Gascoigne the best player in Italian football, and on no account were
    they going to part with him for peanuts after all the trouble they'd
    had getting him in the first place.
    
    Not that I believe football club officials any more than I believe
    politicians...
    
    Dom
32.5433See y'all at Villa, then?????????YUPPY::PANESMixing up phatMon Mar 27 1995 17:5515
<<< Note 32.5432 by VARESE::SACHA::IDC_BSTR "Oh no! NOT Milan Kundera again!" >>>
                -< Rambling on about nothing in particular... >-

>    I certainly wouldn't be surprised if Cantona came to Inter. Money
>    wouldn't be a problem for either party, and I think Cantona would have
>    serious problems on most away grounds in England now. That said, his


As far as I am aware, no grounds are considering putting up fences, so
it should make no difference to Le grand merde.

Hope this helps,

Stuart

32.5434No, not you Stuart, the other one CHEFS::EDWARDSDMon Mar 27 1995 19:012
    ANy news on what happened to the obnoxious, racist, foul-mouthed
    Crystal Palace thug ?
32.5435Wanna see my semi ticket???YUPPY::PANESMixing up phatMon Mar 27 1995 19:1216
                     <<< Note 32.5434 by CHEFS::EDWARDSD >>>
                    -< No, not you Stuart, the other one  >-
                                           ^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Obnoxious and foul-mouthed I may be, but not racist.


>    ANy news on what happened to the obnoxious, racist, foul-mouthed
>    Crystal Palace thug ?


I believe he is bailed to appear on the same day as one or both of
the other alleged "thugs".



Stuart
32.5436He's probably standing for election in Tower Hamlets...VARESE::SACHA::IDC_BSTROh no! NOT Milan Kundera again!Mon Mar 27 1995 18:158
    >ANy news on what happened to the obnoxious, racist, foul-mouthed
    >Crystal Palace thug ?
    
    >    -< No, not you Stuart, the other one  >-
    
    Hang on a mo' - just how many supporters have Crystal Palace got?
    
    
32.5437Know any good boozers by Villa Park ?CHEFS::EDWARDSDMon Mar 27 1995 18:185
    >>Wanna see my semi ticket???
    
    Git !
    
    Which part(s) of the ground have Palace been allocated ?
32.5438YUPPY::PANESMixing up phatMon Mar 27 1995 19:3319
<<< Note 32.5436 by VARESE::SACHA::IDC_BSTR "Oh no! NOT Milan Kundera again!" >>>
          -< He's probably standing for election in Tower Hamlets... >-

>    >ANy news on what happened to the obnoxious, racist, foul-mouthed
>    >Crystal Palace thug ?
    
>    >    -< No, not you Stuart, the other one  >-
    
>    Hang on a mo' - just how many supporters have Crystal Palace got?
    
     Ho ho.  Are you talking worldwide or people who go to the games ( I know
     of at least two Palace season ticket holders , who note in this 
     conference - a childish response but its what your note deserves)

     As too the racist slander... er.. careful chaps you're on thin ice.

     Stuart
        

32.5439I'll give Bobby Charlton a call..he'll know what to doYUPPY::PANESMixing up phatMon Mar 27 1995 19:3713
                     <<< Note 32.5437 by CHEFS::EDWARDSD >>>
                   -< Know any good boozers by Villa Park ? >-

    
>    Which part(s) of the ground have Palace been allocated ?


     Palace have the Witton End (? ... the one opposite the Holte ), and the
     Doug Ellis Stand. Me.... I bought tickets for the upper tier behind
     the goal. I don't know what to do with the spare ticket I bought.


    STuart
32.5440Worldwide indeed!VARESE::SACHA::IDC_BSTROh no! NOT Milan Kundera again!Mon Mar 27 1995 18:5316
     >Ho ho.  Are you talking worldwide or people who go to the games ( I know
     >of at least two Palace season ticket holders , who note in this 
     >conference - a childish response but its what your note deserves)

     Well, I was at school with another one. Find a couple more and you can
     start a fan club ;-)
    
     >As too the racist slander... er.. careful chaps you're on thin ice.

     Why? Because we happen to share the same nationality as Matthew "Oswald
     Mosely" Simmons per chance? I think the reputation of the family
     enclosure at Crystal Palace F.C. has come out of this unhappy incident
     worse than anyone...;-)
                         
     
     Dom
32.5441RE. 32.5442 - WHOA! FREAKY DINOSAUR!CHEFS::GEORGEMCannibalise LegalbisMon Mar 27 1995 19:085
w.r.t. racism, I'm sure I can find a note in which you referred to "Welshmen" 
and "sheep" in the same breath...


Matt$inherently_racist_I'm_afraid.
32.5442One git does not a family enclosure makeYUPPY::PANESMixing up phatMon Mar 27 1995 20:1224
<<< Note 32.5440 by VARESE::SACHA::IDC_BSTR "Oh no! NOT Milan Kundera again!" >>>
                             -< Worldwide indeed! >-

    
>     >As too the racist slander... er.. careful chaps you're on thin ice.

>     Why? Because we happen to share the same nationality as Matthew "Oswald
>     Mosely" Simmons per chance? I think the reputation of the family
>     enclosure at Crystal Palace F.C. has come out of this unhappy incident
>     worse than anyone...;-)
                         
     
      Dom,
     
      Do you know Matthew Simoons' nationality? I don't. Do you know my
      nationality? Do you know what colour I am ? Do you know what creed
      I am?

      I don't mind a spot of leg pulling and I like to think that I can
      give it and I can take it. I do however take exception at notes which
      suggest that I am a racist. Please consider this in the future.

      Stuart
   
32.5443VARESE::SACHA::IDC_BSTROh no! NOT Milan Kundera again!Mon Mar 27 1995 20:2523
      >Do you know Matthew Simoons' nationality? I don't. Do you know my
      >nationality? Do you know what colour I am ? Do you know what creed
      >I am?
      
      >I don't mind a spot of leg pulling and I like to think that I can
      >give it and I can take it. I do however take exception at notes which
      >suggest that I am a racist. Please consider this in the future.

      I don't think anyone was insinuating that you are a racist, Stuart.
      Least of all me. 
    
    Matthew Simmons (spit) is a different kettle of fish - and very smelly
    fish at that (I take it that your spelling "Simoons" wasn't intended 
    to suggest that he might be of Indian/Pakistani origin...). Given that
    his comments to Cantona were widely reported, I don't think I need to
    know whether he's English/Bulgarian/Mesopotamian to be able to call him
    a racist.
    
    Or maybe his great-great-great granddaddy was killed at the Battle of
    Waterloo...;-)
    
    Dom
    
32.5444Backing Paneso to the hiltYUPPY::PATEMANRunnin' on EmptyMon Mar 27 1995 20:2518
    Backing up Msr Panes ......
    
    Simmons was NOT in the Family Enclosure, but the main stand, which is
    populated with a wide range of sexes, colours & creeds. Simmons was
    shouting stuff relating to Eric being French, strictly speaking racist,
    but not in the general parlance which refers to colour. It was more
    like shouting "Whinging Pom" at a Test Match. Xenophobic yes, racist -
    possibly not, possibly yes.
    
    Whatever his views outside of the ground ARE IRRELEVANT. Unless of
    course he and Eric had shared a few pints in the Clifton beforehand and
    discussed them.
    
    Anyway - Eric can't speak English can he? ;->
    
    Paul
    
    (Sitting in The Doug Ellis for the Semi)
32.5445CHEFS::STRATFORDSPass the Babel FishMon Mar 27 1995 20:355
    Did Cantona speak at his trial? If he did, it would rather put his
    claim for not speaking the lingo into disarray. Or did he have an
    interpreter?
    
    Stuart$sitting_in_front_of_the_TV_for_both_semi_finals 
32.5446CHEFS::EDWARDSDMon Mar 27 1995 20:389
    What is all this cr@p about Cantona not speaking English ?  Perhaps
    this was true a while ago, but surely everybody heard his acceptance
    speech at the PFA awards last season ?  .. and the current anti-racist
    advertisement starring Eric and Sir Les ?
    
    Dave
    
    Don't know where I'm watchin' the bloody semi - still waiting for my
    ticket.
32.5447And I can't pick up World Service either...VARESE::SACHA::IDC_BSTROh no! NOT Milan Kundera again!Mon Mar 27 1995 20:486
    Maybe he's getting his own back on all the Brits who retire to the
    South of France...and still insist on speaking English after 15 years
    there ;-)
    
    Dom (who'll watch both semis on TeleMontecarlo, assuming they don't
    clash with Italian football, skiing or cycling ;-))
32.5448I'LL be watchin' Hearts v Airdrie :-(AYOV16::IREIDOur day will come.....April 7thTue Mar 28 1995 15:196
    
    If Eric can't speak English, how did he understand what Simmons was
    saying to him ???
    
    
    Choppers
32.5449Your muzzerrr waz a hamsterrrrr.....CHEFS::GEORGEMCannibalise LegalbisTue Mar 28 1995 15:264
err...I should imagine that most people in the civilised world are aware of 
certain English phrases that may cause offence.  Hearing these phrases in the 
same sentence as "mother", and "French", would no-doubt alert one's mind as 
to the malicious intent of the taunt.
32.5450Yes, butFUTURS::MARSHALL1Tue Mar 28 1995 18:3712
    
    ... also a number of people are well able to understand some of what is
    said in a foreign language, without necessarily being able to reply.
    
    In any case, Eric being able to say "I would like to thank Manchester
    United and my fellow players, even those who didn't vote for me. It is a 
    great honour to receive this award ..." would have been that much help
    to him, would it ?
    
    
    		;-) Steve
    
32.5451CHEFS::STRATFORDSPass the Babel FishTue Mar 28 1995 19:177
    re -1
    
    Apparently Eric will not be giving a repeat speech at this years awards
    dinner. Monsieur Shearer is widely though to have won the Players
    Player of the Year award by a landslide.
    
    Stuart
32.5452CHEFS::EDWARDSDTue Mar 28 1995 19:232
    I'm surprised by that - I thought our German friend would have received
    a lot of votes, being such a nice bloke an' all.
32.5453AYOV29::MTHEODORESONCut Throat JakeTue Mar 28 1995 19:268
    
    	I think Shearer should give his acceptance speech in French just to
    prove that anything Cantona can do, he can do better.
    
    	Then he can drop-kick Graham Kelly.
    
    Napoleon XIV.
    
32.5454CHEFS::EDWARDSDTue Mar 28 1995 19:543
    >>Then he can drop-kick Graham Kelly.
    
    I doubt if that would be considered a criminal offence.
32.5455CHEFS::STRATFORDSPass the Babel FishTue Mar 28 1995 19:596
    >>Then he can drop-kick Graham Kelly.
    
    I sincerely doubt that he could lift Graham Kelly to even have a chance
    of drop kicking him.
    
    
32.5456Stevie Bruce Running Down the WingESSB::BLONGPREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS 1993 &amp; 1994Thu Mar 30 1995 23:0814
32.5457YUPPY::PANESMixing up phatFri Mar 31 1995 12:326
  How have United allocated/distributed tickets for the semi. It has to 
  be better than the Ron Noades Cash through Chaos method ( mind you I 
  suspect tha they have had a little more practice the the Fib Ones).

  Stuart
32.5458CHEFS::EDWARDSDFri Mar 31 1995 13:0811
    >>How have United allocated/distributed tickets for the semi.
    
    Utd have 21,000 tickets for the semi, available to season-ticket or
    LMTB holders with 7 vouchers.  The vouchers *cannot* be from league
    games, therefore this will include the 3 Euro, 1 Coco-Cola and 3 FAC
    Cup home games.  I have applied using a friend's LMTB (he can't make it
    to the semi) with 5 vouchers.  As the Gothenburg and Port Vale games
    only attracted gates of 33,000 'ish, there's a chance that 5 vouchers
    just might squeeeeeze me in.
    
    As far as I'm aware, no tickets have yet been allocated by the club.
32.5459YUPPY::PANESMixing up phatFri Mar 31 1995 14:027
re last


   Postal application huh? Sounds somewhat more civilised than a 
   few hours standing in a car park.

   Stuart
32.5460Free the KingESSB::BLONGPREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS 1993 &amp; 1994Fri Mar 31 1995 16:003
32.5461Not in Jail but lots of Community Service!!PEKING::SHALLOMANORA MOLLAHS!Fri Mar 31 1995 16:521
    
32.5462The King is Free, Long Live the KingESSB::BLONGPREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS 1993 &amp; 1994Fri Mar 31 1995 17:083
    

32.5463IRNBRU::HOWARDLovely day for a GuinnessFri Mar 31 1995 17:223
    120 hours of community service, lucky git....
    
    Ray....
32.5464A bad day for justiceCHEFS::STRATFORDSPass the Babel FishFri Mar 31 1995 17:393
    Just goes to show that there is one law for the rich and famous.
    Presumably the little thug that he kicked will also get community
    service.
32.5465GENIE::GOODEJMr Dragon - 761 4831Fri Mar 31 1995 18:362
    
    Together? 8-)
32.5466the jokes on us.MASALA::GPIKELinlithgow Rose (magic team)Fri Mar 31 1995 18:5710
    
    
    Well if thats justice...they can shove it.
    
    
    
    
    
    
    what a joke.
32.5467BLKPUD::STOCKMANSFri Mar 31 1995 19:158
What do you mean "they can shove it".

The blokes been punished 3 times!!!!!

Most people don't end up in nick for this sort of thing.

Back to footie, what about hughes & Wright last season! Wot, you forgotten already.

32.5468What will he have to do for his community service ?AYOV29::MTHEODORESONCut Throat JakeFri Mar 31 1995 19:2510
    
    > Most people don't end up in nick for this sort of thing.
    
    	I must agree. Duncan Ferguson has two convictions for assault,
    neither of which landed him in the pokey. Although admittedly both
    times he was charged under Scottish law which differs in many ways
    from English law (usually for the better).
    
    Malc.
    
32.5469We'll drink 'n' drink 'n' drink CHEFS::EDWARDSDFri Mar 31 1995 19:4311
    Malc,
    
    It appears that he will have to teach footie to young children.
    
    Dave
    
    re:last few
    
    All this crap about "no justice".  Where were you when the thugs that
    caused trouble in Dublin were getting fines and/or suspended sentences
    ?
32.5470Hanging's too good for 'im ...AYOV29::MTHEODORESONCut Throat JakeFri Mar 31 1995 20:0416
    
    > It appears that he will have to teach footie to young children.
    
    WHAT ???!!!
    
    	So what sort of punishment is that then ? Isn't that exactly what
    he is doing just now as a Man Utd employee with their various youth
    teams ?
    
    	If it was me I'd getting him painting a few council houses as I
    hear he's into a spot of painting. And he can start by finishing off
    the tiling in my bathroom, the bloody things have been sitting in my
    hall for the last six months.
    
    Malc.
    
32.5471CHEFS::STRATFORDSPass the Babel FishFri Mar 31 1995 20:288
    re .5469
    
    Erm, Dave
    
    I think you'll find I was saying that they should be strung up by the
    goalies (misprint)
    
    Stuart
32.5472CHEFS::EDWARDSDFri Mar 31 1995 20:5514
    Oops, sorry Stuart.
    
    However, Cantona was only accused on a section 37 - common assault.  It
    is **Very** unusual for people to be imprisoned on this charge.  It is
    fair to say that he his initial sentence was because of who he was, and
    not what he did.
    
    Malc,
    
    If the 120 hours are spent teaching Scottish kids how to pass the ball,
    I reckon he would have preferred the 2 week sentence.
    
    Dave
    
32.5473stir it up.MASALA::GPIKELinlithgow Rose (magic team)Fri Mar 31 1995 22:288
    
    
    Well he would be better off with them than Man utd junior fans as they 
    would probably believe that a slide tackle starts at waist height and
    works upward as you get older and bigger. Well if thats what the
    teacher does who can blame them.
    
    
32.5474CHEFS::GEORGEMCannibalise LegalbisMon Apr 03 1995 13:407
Dave's right.  The reason he won the appeal was because British law doesn't 
cater for celebrities.  If you commit a crime, you are *supposed* to be 
punished the same whether you earn 10k a year, or 10k a week.  The initial 
sentence was overturned, as the crime commited would not get yer average Joe 
Public 2 weeks in the nick.

Matt$who_had_to_suffer_2_years_of_having_a_girlfriend_who's_a_solicitor(nojokes)
32.5475CHEFS::EDWARDSDMon Apr 03 1995 13:5022
    Well, what a wonderful weekend - I don't think !
    
    Blackburn get a stuffy win on Saturday
    Palace are starting to show some good form
    Utd draw with the Sheep
    The Red Sh**e win a trophy 
    
    The only exciting thing about the match yesterday was a demonstration
    in K-Stand and East Stand Lower (to the right of the cameras). 
    Apparently an announcement was made during the Arsenal game asking fans
    to sit down.  For a period of 15-20 minutes, Utd fans had been standing
    up, singing and shouting encouragement to the team.  This was deemed
    unacceptable behaviour by the club and fans were threatened with
    ejection from the ground.  So, before the Sheep game, leaflets were
    distributed asking everyone in the aforementioned sections in the
    ground, to stand up 30 mins into the 2nd half, start singing and stay
    standing until the end of the game.  This was fairly successful despite
    the odd "confrontation" with the stewards.  It worries me that fans are
    being treated like this.  I've not been to a single away game this
    season so I don't know if it is happending at other grounds.  Perhaps
    some of our "active" football noters can enlighten me.
                                                    
32.5476That Eric, 'es completely hatstandYUPPY::PANESMixing up phatMon Apr 03 1995 13:5312

  Apparently thousands of ordinary people have written to the Home Secretary
  inquiring whether or not the streets ( and football stands ) of England
  are safe. The Home Secretary has said that the courts have dealt with the
  matter, and even though the Conservatives are meant to be the "law and
  order party", in this case the "law is a bottom" and nothing more can be 
  done through the criminal courts. He has hinted, however, that following
  Mr Cantona's latest outburst ( sardines, trawlers etc ), he may have 
  provided enough evidence to be "sectioned" under the Mental Health Act.

  Stuart
32.5477Latest News : ManU title hopes savaged by a flock of sheep... :->MARVIN::MORRELLThis is the rhythm of the night....Mon Apr 03 1995 14:138
    Well I've only got one thing to say.....
    
    
    
    
    	Come on Battyburn.....
    
    Rick. ( 4 points from ManU.. 4 points from ManU.. )
32.5478We'll keep the red flag flying highESSB::BLONGPREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS 1993 &amp; 1994Mon Apr 03 1995 17:1313
32.5479ConspiracyIOSG::LAYNEMon Apr 03 1995 17:196
    I looked at the game yesterday, and I can't remember one occasion when
    Hughes made a direct pass to Cole.
    
    Hhmmmm (OK disagree!)
    
    William
32.5480Solid but without the sparkle...RTOVC0::DCASSIDYMon Apr 03 1995 17:4517
    
    Brain,
    	With a balanced note like that you'll start giving the United fans
    a good reputation for impartial opinion ;-)...
    
    Well, having seen the match on the box yesterday I though Manchester
    United were the better team but without that extra push. Ince was
    almost anonymous (unlike him). That new lad was good for a 19 year old
    but should have got a little more support from his colleagues.
    	They certainly have a new weapon in their armoury with those long
    throw-in's...twice flaying accross the goal face.
    	
    	Now let me ask you United supporters a question...which competition
    would you rather United be in next year the ECWC or the UEFA Cup
    (assuming they don;t win the League) and for what reasons ??
    
    Dezzz. 
32.5481CHEFS::EDWARDSDMon Apr 03 1995 18:0414
    Dezzz,
    
    The young lad was David Beckham, recently on load to your beloved
    Preston.  Apparently he was very successful there.
    
    As for the European competition, I would prefer Utd to be in the ECWC
    because that will at least mean we'd have won something !  However, I
    think the UEFA cup is probably the hardest of all the European trophies
    to win.  The chances of meeting a top European team are greater and
    therefore could mean more exciting games.  It's also the one European
    trophy that has eluded Utd.  It also means we might get a chance to put
    one over on the scousers !!!!!!
    
    Dave
32.5482RTOVC0::DCASSIDYMon Apr 03 1995 18:209
    
    
    Yeah , Dave I was hoping Liverpool could get into the 'easy' one as
    that's the one that has eluded the Reds.
    
    Only 2 clubs have done all three trophies ??? or is it 3 ???
    
    Dezzz.
     
32.5483CHEFS::STRATFORDSPass the Babel FishMon Apr 03 1995 18:535
    Dezzz
    
    I believe that Juventus & Barcelona are the only teams to win all 3.
    
    Stuart
32.5484RTOVC0::DCASSIDYTue Apr 04 1995 15:144
    
    And....I checked out last noght...Ajax.....
    
    Dezzz.
32.5485The Pro's Vote for EricESSB::BLONGPREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS 1993 &amp; 1994Tue Apr 04 1995 20:576
32.5486theirs only one MATTVYGER::TOOHERJWed Apr 05 1995 10:034
     Thats the league gone as Rovers won again last night against QPR with
    one half of the SAS scoring the only goal aka Sutton.We will just have
    to look forward to winning the CUP AGAIN,and the bonus of signing the 
    best player of his generation MATT LE TISSIER.
32.5487I'm sorry but I feel I have to defend Man UCHEFS::STRATFORDSPass the Babel FishWed Apr 05 1995 12:4229
    Anyone see "J'Accuse" with Hunter Davies last night? Laid into United a
    treat. The only problem was that his accusations could have been
    levelled at any of the "Big 6" clubs. Man U are probably guilty of
    taking the excesses of commercialism to a further extreme than the
    other five but no more. Lots of complaints about not being able to get
    tickets but I'm afraid that the problem is a result of legislation not
    greed and commercialism on the part of the club.
    
    Also they dragged in Rogan Taylor, the guru of football & its problems
    - when is he going to take over running the game?, who mourned the
    passing of the game from communities. Well, everyone has to realise
    that football is in the entertainment business and is competing with
    Sega and Nintendo as well as other clubs for the leisure time of kids
    (and adults for that fact) and can no longer be seen as the preserve of
    the male in society.
    
    He drew an analogy with Barcelona. Bad choice. Barca have always been
    seen as a sign of the Catalan struggle for independence from Spain and
    therefore will always have a stronger community identity. The basic
    problem with the "community" argument is that the UK does not have as
    strong a sense of community as was supposed to be prevalent 30 years
    ago. During the last 15 years of Conservative rule, the strongest
    sector in Society has been the "materialistic brigade" who preach me,
    me , me first and society/community spirit is about 5th on a list of 4.
    (Bit of politics there - my names Ben Elton thank you and goodnight) 
    Thus the role of a soccer club in the community has changed and in
    certain aspects diminished. 
    
    Stuart    
32.5488Well i thought it was funny!!!MASALA::ISUTHERLANDSame Sh*t...Different day.Wed Apr 05 1995 12:577
    
    (Paraphrased from Viz's Top Tips)
    
    
    Man.utd supporters could save themselves the expense of all those new
    replica kits by strapping a plastic penis to their foreheads.This way,
    everone will still be aware of which team they support.
32.5489YUPPY::PANESMixing up phatWed Apr 05 1995 13:0214
In order to add some balance to the argument put forward by Stuart
Straford (well known ManU apologist), and lifted directly from "The Onion Bag"

"Man United's latest piece of merchandise has had to be put on hold. They
had plans to bring out a stamp with Paul Ince's head on the front, but 
shelved the scheme after it was discovered that people kept spitting
on the wrong side".


Stuart

From the same magazine and with nothing to do with United, " Phil Neal's
reputation for being a strict disciplinarian has led him to be compared
with Hitler. Except that Hitler made a bigger impression on Coventry".
32.5490who wants a Ryan Giggs duvet anyway?FORTY2::JONESNeilWed Apr 05 1995 16:2921
    
    One interesting stat from the Hunter Davies Channel 4 Without Walls
    program was the ratio of playing staff to merchandise people.
    
    If I remember correctly...
    
    44   playing staff
    30+  coaching staff
    130+ merchandising staff
    
    I agree with Stuart that Man Utd were being highlighted when other
    Premier sides are equally as guilty. Then again we only have a couple
    of PLC's (Man Utd and Spurs, any others?) which are probably more
    influenced by making lots of dosh at the expense of all else. Man Utd
    get the spotlight because Spurs aren't as blatent in the merchandising
    arena.
    
    That Hunter chappy really had a chip on his shoulder, I don't think he
    mentioned one thing he liked about Manchester Utd. 
    
    Neil
32.5491CHEFS::EDWARDSDWed Apr 05 1995 17:1423
    re:last
    
    I think he said 130+ mechandising and admin staff.  Utd employ a lot of
    people simply to handle the ticket sales.  Unfortunately, or
    fortunately, depending on which way you look at it, the club receives a
    huge application for the relatively few tickets available to non-season
    ticket holders.  Figures quoted last season suggested that the average
    application for home league games was between 65 and 70 thousand.
    That's a lot of letters to open.
    
    I thought the program was pretty dull.  It certainly didn't raise any
    *new* criticisms of the club.  In fact, I checked at the end to see if
    the script writer was a certain S Panes of Sarf London.  Some of the
    accusations were I believe a tad unfair, and as Stuart Stratford
    implied, could be aimed at any of the top 6 clubs.  One thing it did
    touch upon was the fear "genuine" Utd fans have that, when the bubble
    bursts (and it will), the daytrippers will disappear.  That in itself
    is not a problem - more tickets to go round, better atmosphere in the
    ground etc however by then Utd will have alienated what should be its
    true audience.  What good then a Ronald Macdonald family stand and 15
    away strips ?
    
    Dave
32.5492CHEFS::STRATFORDSPass the Babel FishWed Apr 05 1995 17:352
    
    
32.5493Lost for words?YUPPY::ASHLEYSMITHA.O.B. Mr Aitken?Wed Apr 05 1995 17:382
    
    
32.5494CHEFS::STRATFORDSPass the Babel FishWed Apr 05 1995 17:4021
    re -1
     Christ knows what happened there. 
    
    Anyway, going back to -2.
    
    Dave,
    
    Utd have to be careful with so many extra applications coming in.
    People will get disillusioned buy I think that will take a lot longer
    than you think. ManU market themselves better than anyother club in the
    UK and therefore even if they don't win anything, as long as they stay
    in the top 5 they will get big crowds. Given that they are not
    borrowing long term to finance the new tier, they would not suffer
    unduly if crowds dropped slightly. I guess that even if they got
    relegated, Utd would still get around 30,000 each home game. Their
    greatest problem will be if they lose someone like Giggs or Cantona who
    are both highly marketable in the merchandising stakes and replace them
    with someone like Eddie McGoldrick who has absolutely no merchandising
    status whatsoever due to his stunning mediocrity on the pitch.
    
    Stuart
32.5495CHEFS::STRATFORDSPass the Babel FishWed Apr 05 1995 17:443
    > < Lost for words? >-
    
    not a chance 8^)
32.5496TUXEDO::HINXMANDreadful human beingWed Apr 05 1995 19:1114
	re .5486

>    to look forward to winning the CUP AGAIN,and the bonus of signing the 
>    best player of his generation MATT LE TISSIER.

	As the transfer deadline is past, I presume this is a wind-up.

	I'm sure that Le Tissier has considered the outstanding success of
		Steve Williams at Arsenal
		Mike Channon at Manchester City
		Danny Wallace at Manchester United
	and knows his bread is better buttered at the Dell.

	Tony
32.5497HUGE chip on't shoulder!BLKPUD::STOCKMANSWed Apr 05 1995 20:3920
Don't forget when United were relegated in the seventies the stadium was still
packed out every week!

I find that incredible that the club receive such a huge application per
home game.
I was thinking that maybe a 55,300 capacity would be enough when looking at
the attendance figures down the years. I guess the way things are at the minute
it isn't enough, certainly for home Premier League Games although when/if
the bubble does burst it should suffice.

The guy on TV did have a chip on his shoulder.
This crap about the kits really p****s me off! We're not the only club
to have 3 strips. Even the DOC was over playing it. Going on say the kids
want a new one after 3 months. Each strip lasts 2 seasons for god's sake!
The most popular just happens to be Mens L or XL!

The Club have always had a huge following nationally as well as Worldwide
even in the lean years. There were certainly a few of those as well.

Si
32.5498Strange but trueYUPPY::PANESMixing up phatWed Apr 05 1995 21:2920
                    <<< Note 32.5497 by BLKPUD::STOCKMANS >>>
                         -< HUGE chip on't shoulder! >-

>Don't forget when United were relegated in the seventies the stadium was still
>packed out every week!


At the risk of unfairly getting a name for pointing out facts about the
self-styled "Biggest Club in the World",  in the season that ManU  spent
in the old second division ( and which they went up as champions )
the average home gate at Old Triffid was 26,000.


Hope this helps,


Stuart


BTW I also believe that the capacity at O.T in those days was around 50k.
32.5499And the other half of your note ...AYOV29::MTHEODORESONBenny the BallWed Apr 05 1995 21:3539
    Si

    	We had a big argument over the new strips a few months ago and not
    one single Man Utd fan leapt to their defence at the time. So where
    were you then ?

    	I don't particularly want to go over old ground so I will precis
    the arguments at the time with relevance to your own note :

    > We're not the only club to have 3 strips

    OH so that makes it OK does it ? So two wrongs DO make a right then ?
    You may well not be the only club to have 3 strips but I would not be
    surprised if you were the first, thereby starting this whole sordid
    merry-go-round. WHY do you NEED three strips ? It can't be to play in
    can it ? No, the cynical but true answer is : to suck more money out of
    your gullible fans (loose term).

    > Going on say the kids want a new one after 3 months.
    > Each strip lasts 2 seasons for god's sake!

    2 seasons. Well hold me back. I notice they all expire at different
    times thereby generating three different revenue "spikes" over this 2
    season period.

    > The most popular just happens to be Mens L or XL!

    Now I take it here that you wish to imply that most strips are bought
    for wearing by adults (another loose term). Not so. The sizes that they
    are sold in are very much on the small side hence any medium size
    teenager requires an extra large shirt to clothe his growing frame.

    	If you find the notes from round about the 1st of January and start
    reading from there you will find all these points and more expounded upon
    at some length. You will see that Man Utd's position is indefensible(sp).

    Malc.

32.5500A Load of Bo****ksESSB::BLONGPREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS 1993 &amp; 1994Wed Apr 05 1995 21:5810
32.5501theres only one MATTAYOV24::TOOHERJThu Apr 06 1995 05:3512
      re. 5486 
         
                 no wind-up
    
                I think he will consider the SUCCESS of  messrs
    
                      SHEARER  blackburn rovers 
                      FLOWERS  blackburn rovers
                      WALLACE (ROD)  leeds utd
                      
      as for the transfer deadline I was thinking more towards next season
    and the european competitions(CHAMPIONS LEAGUE?)
32.5502Go look it up!YUPPY::PANESMixing up phatThu Apr 06 1995 12:4122
32.5503CHEFS::EDWARDSDThu Apr 06 1995 13:1311
    Stuart,
    
    The year United spent in the 2nd division, they had an average home
    attendance of 49,000 - which was the highest average home attendance in
    England that year.  The capacity at that time was 58,500.  They also
    attracted huge gates to almost every away game.  The highest home gate
    of that season was roughly 56,000 against Sunderland.  This isn't out
    of book - just from fond memories, you see I supported them then as
    well !
    
    Dave  
32.5504YUPPY::PANESMixing up phatThu Apr 06 1995 13:5110
re: last

Maybe my memory is playing tricks on me, but it might have possibly been 
the season they went down, but the attendance was in the region I stated.

Still, I won't lose any sleep over it.

Cheers,

Stuart
32.5505Obvious reply of the week.CHEFS::GEORGEMCannibalise LegalbisThu Apr 06 1995 13:535
>>>Reply title:  theres only one MATT

Oi!  Watch it!  There's a few of us talented b*ggers out here...

M.
32.5506At lastCHEFS::EDWARDSDThu Apr 06 1995 14:542
    Got my semi-ticket this morning.  Row 8, Upper Holt(e) End.  Now then,
    where to go for the pre-match entertainment,,,,
32.5507Seen one police dog display, see them allYUPPY::PANESMixing up phatThu Apr 06 1995 15:0416
                     <<< Note 32.5506 by CHEFS::EDWARDSD >>>
                                  -< At last >-

>    Got my semi-ticket this morning.  Row 8, Upper Holt(e) End.  Now then,
>    where to go for the pre-match entertainment,,,,

Last time I went to Villa Park, the Police ( South London variety ), told
us there were no pubs opened. Of course we believed them, but we decided
to stroll down the road anyway and about a mile and half from the Witton End
we found a friendly Inn, we had a small tincture before the game. A word
of warning though the West Midlands Police don't like people wandering around
the ground before the game and they tend ( in my experience ) to herd you in.
In the 1990 semi ( post-Hillsborough ) we were in the ground 90 minutes
before the game - a little dreary to say the least.

Stuart
32.5508AYOV29::MTHEODORESONBenny the BallThu Apr 06 1995 15:095
    
    >  -< Seen one police dog display, see them all >-
    
    I thought Steve Bruce was suspended.
    
32.5509CHEFS::EDWARDSDThu Apr 06 1995 15:2312
    Stuart,
    
    Thanks for the tip.  It's been a while since I've been to a game in
    that neck of the woods.  I'd almost forgotten what arseholes the police
    can be round there.  Looks like an out-of-town drink then.  Apparently,
    one of the blokes on our coach knows a Utd fan who owns a pub in
    Tamworth, just off the A5.  As the pubs shut at 2'ish, I suppose we've
    got plenty of time to get to Villa for the match.
    
    Any news on Ninja and Coleman ?
    
    Dave
32.5510Dowie scares defences! And children and police horses and..YUPPY::PANESMixing up phatThu Apr 06 1995 15:5723
                     <<< Note 32.5509 by CHEFS::EDWARDSD >>>

>    Tamworth, just off the A5.  As the pubs shut at 2'ish, I suppose we've
>    got plenty of time to get to Villa for the match.
 

     Remember pubs close at 3 on Sundays. 

   
>    Any news on Ninja and Coleman ?
      
     Dave,

     They both look doubtful. Salako and "ooh-ahh" George Ndah are also
     on the lengthening injury list. Bruce Dyer is suffering from Inability
     Syndrome, and, if you believe the rags, Uncle Ron and Alan Smith have
     had a major falling out. On the plus side Palace Pin-up Iain Dowie
     should be playing, so if any of you out there have young children keep
     them away from Sky on Sunday afternoon, otherwise they will be having
     bad dreams all night.


     Stuart
32.5511Kits againADDULT::ROBERTSONOSAKThu Apr 06 1995 19:4115
One more point on away strips.

Why do teams need to play in away kits, everytime they play away???

Agreed, as far as Man Utd is concerned, it makes it easier against the likes of
Liverpool, Arsenal & Notts Forest. But why against Chelsea, QPR or Leeds.

My personal opinion is that a team should play in its first colours unless it
clashes with the home sides colours. I'm sure that's what used to happen.

When I think of Manchester United I think of Red/White, not Black, Green/yellow
or Blue/White. With all these different strips, the team is in danger of losing
its identity.

Al
32.5512CHEFS::STRATFORDSPass the Babel FishThu Apr 06 1995 20:307
    Do Moan U play in away kits all the time? Arsenal try to avoid this
    most of the time and in recent years have played at Leeds & West Ham
    where there are potential clashes.
    
    Maybe they are just trying to drum up sales8^)
    
    Stuart
32.5513zzzzzzzzzzzzzCHEFS::EDWARDSDThu Apr 06 1995 21:1020
                  <<< Note 32.5504 by YUPPY::PANES "Mixing up phat" >>>
    
>>    re: last
>>
>>    Maybe my memory is playing tricks on me, but it might have possibly
>>    been the season they went down, but the attendance was in the region I
>>    stated.
>>
>>    Still, I won't lose any sleep over it.
    
    
    I was curious about this as I always remember Utd being packed in those
    days.  A mate of mine has lots of these Utd-type books and he checked
    for me.  SInce 1963, Utd have only had 1 season where the average home
    attendance was less than 39,000.  That was 2 years ago when the
    Stretford was being re-built.  Throughout the barren 70s, Utd had
    average home attendances of 50,000+ except for the year spent in the
    2nd division, which was 49,000.
    
    Sleep well.....  
32.5514YUPPY::PANESMixing up phatThu Apr 06 1995 21:208
re last


I stand corrected.

Cheers,

Stuart
32.5515TUXEDO::HINXMANDreadful human beingThu Apr 06 1995 22:5121
	re .5511

> My personal opinion is that a team should play in its first colours unless it
> clashes with the home sides colours. I'm sure that's what used to happen.

	You're right.

	re attendance at OT

	I was moved to look at some old Rothmans. In 1972/3 when Man Utd
	finished 18th in Division 1, and had Ted Macdougall and Wyn Davies
	in the forward line. they had the highest aggregate home league
	attendance. The only other team to exceed 1,000,000 in aggregate
	home league attendance was Liverpool, who finished first.

	I'm not sure what this proves, but around this time I went to a
	Man Utd v Southampton game with a Man Utd supporter who said "I
	would say this is the most boring game I've ever watched, but I was
	here last week to watch them play Norwich."

	Tony
32.5516RTOVC0::DCASSIDYFri Apr 07 1995 12:4410
    
    All this about United playing in yellow/green/red/white/black.....
    
    A lot of people seem to forget that the first time many many people 
    saw them was when they were wearing an all Royal Blue kit on their
    finest hour in May 1968.....
    
    Maybe that should be their away kit ...nah next kit.....
    
    Dezzz. 
32.5517GENIE::GOODEJMr Dragon - 761 4831Fri Apr 07 1995 15:1516
    
    This continual arguing over kits is getting a bit dreary (so I'll add
    to it 8-). If United want to have myriads of different kits its up to
    them. If they see it having a detrimental effect on their revenue I'm
    sure they'll stop. People don't have to buy them and most of the
    whinging in here seems to be coming from the fans of team who have
    trouble selling any kits or even finding any decent players wanting to
    put one on, eg. Crystal Palace 8-).
    	Whilst I was playing for a local club here in Bern (lowest division
    stuff 8-), we had 2 new kits each season of all sorts of wierd colours
    (eg. purple & florescent green) - I don't remember many of our fans
    rushing out to buy one (my favourite way sky-blue & pink 8-).
    
    JBG
    
    Ps. anyone lend us a couple of quid for a new Forest kit? 8-)
32.5518YUPPY::PANESMixing up phatFri Apr 07 1995 15:2215
          <<< Note 32.5517 by GENIE::GOODEJ "Mr Dragon - 761 4831" >>>

    
>    whinging in here seems to be coming from the fans of team who have
>    trouble selling any kits or even finding any decent players wanting to
>    put one on, eg. Crystal Palace 8-).


      I don't think this Palace fan has whinged about the number of 
      different kits ManU have. I find it rather amusing that they 
      do have so many. Me ??? I have a couple of old Palace shirts which
      I occasionally wear. Having said that I might treat myself to a 
      new one to wear to the relegation party ( oblig. smiley ).

      Stuart
32.5519And what about AC Milan?VARESE::SACHA::IDC_BSTROh no! NOT Milan Kundera again!Fri Apr 07 1995 17:4021
    Don't mean to cause a fuss, Stuart, but, as a Brighton supporter, I
    happen to recall rather a lot of Palace strips over the years:
    
    Maroon shirts with thin blue stipes, white shorts, white socks
    All white with Ajax-style wide maroon/blue vertical stripe
    Blue/red striped shirts, red shorts, red socks
    Brazil imitation kit (!): yellow shirts, light blue shorts, white socks
    All blue (?)
    .
    .
    .
    
    Dom
    
    P.S. Worst strip in the league in recent years has to be Brighton's
    blue-and-white vertical striped shirts AND shorts (I kid you not!).
    Enough to make you support the opposition!
    
    
    
    
32.5520CHEFS::STRATFORDSPass the Babel FishFri Apr 07 1995 17:508
    Dom,
    
    I would have said the red/white wallpaper effect away kit that Brighton
    wore a couple of years ago was the worst ever seen (yes worse than the
    Arsenal pigeon-s*** top from 1991) although Hull's tiger skin top
    leaves a lot to be desired.
    
    Stuart
32.5521A sight for sore eyes...VARESE::SACHA::IDC_BSTROh no! NOT Milan Kundera again!Fri Apr 07 1995 18:0514
    Stuart,
    
    Agreed. I'm beginning to understand why Brighton don't attract top
    players any more - I mean, would you be seen dead in a red/white
    wallpaper-style shirt, or *striped* shorts?
    
    Hey, what abou that Coventry strip a few years back: all brown with two
    vertcal strips (on shirts *and* shorts!), curving away at the
    shoulders? Wales copied it later, but adopted a more sober red.
    
    Btw, Palermo in Italy play in pink shirts...hmm, our game really is
    falling behind that of the Continentals ;-)
    
    Dom
32.5522What about some French/german stripsAYOV27::FW_TEMP01John Hussey - Dunure's greatFri Apr 07 1995 18:1612
I seem to remember that Borussia Dortmond had a particularly hideous
creation a couple of years ago.  Plus some French & German teams seem to
have some particularly weird designs consisting of what appears to be
random splodges of colour with a sponsors name attached (Toulouse were
a good example)

And what about the Romania one where they had the previous Arsenal away
top pattern (the one that gave you cross-eyes & a headache) on the shorts
as well!!

Also saw the Liverpool double winning cup final on Natural Born Footballers
this week (King Kenny).  What about those skin-tight tops - lovely? ;-)
32.5523GENIE::GOODEJMr Dragon - 761 4831Fri Apr 07 1995 18:534
    
    There, now this is a much more interesting discussion....8-)
    
    JBG
32.5524CHEFS::EDWARDSDFri Apr 07 1995 18:559
    Stuart (the Palace version),
    
    The bloke who's organising our transport on Sunday phoned me last night
    to inform me that the pubs near the Holte end will be open before the
    match.  "Arrangements" have been made - whatever arrangements are !?!?!
    - with the pubs to stay open.  I don't know if this will affect your
    own plans, but I thought you might be interested.
    
    Dave
32.5525Brighton or Manchester or Inter? THe choice is yoursYUPPY::PANESMixing up phatFri Apr 07 1995 18:5734
<<< Note 32.5519 by VARESE::SACHA::IDC_BSTR "Oh no! NOT Milan Kundera again!" >>>
                         -< And what about AC Milan? >-

>    Don't mean to cause a fuss, Stuart, but, as a Brighton supporter, I
>    happen to recall rather a lot of Palace strips over the years:


     Over the last few years, Palace have had a few different changes of
     strip. I have not complained/whinged/blubbed about this ( apart
     from that appalling yellow and black stripped effort for the '90
     Cup final replay, which was not only blatant profiteering but a
     bad design classic - Come on you Colorado beetles ) nor have I
     pointed out the number of kits the Mancs have issued.  If people
     are either ;

     a/ stupid enough to buy them

           or/and

     b/ by buying it makes them feel to be a "real supporter"

     well so be it.

     Hugs,

     Stuart


     BTW As you have declared yourself a Brighton fan I now understand 
         your animosity towards God's chosen ones from Sarf London and your
         reluctance to mention Tesco bags. 
    
    

32.5526Rat City ..our survey said beep-baaaahhYUPPY::PANESMixing up phatFri Apr 07 1995 19:1219
                     <<< Note 32.5524 by CHEFS::EDWARDSD >>>

>    Stuart (the Palace version),
    
>    The bloke who's organising our transport on Sunday phoned me last night
>    to inform me that the pubs near the Holte end will be open before the
>    match.  "Arrangements" have been made - whatever arrangements are !?!?!
>    - with the pubs to stay open.  I don't know if this will affect your
>    own plans, but I thought you might be interested.
    
     Dave,

     Err..... methinks the Holte End will be a Palace Free Zone. We have 
     persuaded a friends wife to drive, and will probably be drinking
     outside of the rural delights of Brum.

    
    Stuart

32.5527I forgot that yellow-and-black strip...excuse me while I go to the bathroom..;-)VARESE::SACHA::IDC_BSTROh no! NOT Milan Kundera again!Fri Apr 07 1995 19:4015
    > BTW As you have declared yourself a Brighton fan I now understand 
    > your animosity towards God's chosen ones from Sarf London 

    No animosity whatsoever...although I'm sure I could work some up if you
    dare to hint that I could possibly be an Inter supporter again!
    
    > and your reluctance to mention Tesco bags. 
    
    Whaaat? You've got to remember, I've been away for some 11 years now; I
    can just about remember what/where Tesco's is! I think some explaining
    is due...
    
    By the way, if you could also fill me in on Brighton's current league
    position in Division 2, I'd be mighty grateful. Last I heard, they were
    coasting along at about 7th from bottom.
32.5528More on the SeagullsAYOV27::FW_TEMP01John Hussey - Dunure's greatFri Apr 07 1995 20:5116
I think the Tesco carrier bag had a similarity to the pyjamas Brighton used
to wear. ie. blue & white stripes.

As for their league position, you can be sure that they will be in Div 2
next season (that's got you excited hasn't it?).  As of last weekend they
were 15th (or 10th bottom) with 50pts for 40 games.  Bournemouth are in the
last relegation spot have 38pts from 40 games (6 to go).

Hope that helps.

John$its_nearly_time_for_the_weekend

PS.  Liam Brady's Irish connections seem to be prevalent on the team sheet 
with names like McCarthy, P Bryne, John Bryne (he of just about every team in
the land), McDougald, McGarrigle.  GK name is Rust and there is also a Tuck
there as well.
32.5529GENIE::GOODEJMr Dragon - 761 4831Mon Apr 10 1995 15:0631
    
    Heard on the new about the death of a Palace fan in violent clashes
    between United & Palace fans outside a pub in Walsall before the game
    which rather overshadows what turned out to be a cracking match.
    
    It finished 2:2 after extra-time, Palace having opened the scoring through
    their pin-up (now I understand!) Ian Dowie on 30 minutes. United
    dominated for long periods but Palace always threatened to catch them
    on the break, Armstrong esspecially squandering some good chances. In
    the end a Denis Irwin free kick took a slight deflection from the head
    of Ray Houghton to beat Palace keeper Martyn into his top left corner.
    A few minutes later Martyn denied Giggs with a great save after a quick
    free kick and a cracking shot from 25 yards.
    	Normal time finished 1:1 and extra time started at the same pace.
    United had a chance in the first few seconds only for Armstrong to be
    set free at the other end and lob Schmeical with a neatly placed "off
    the shin" chip. United now poured forward & 4 minutes lated Pallister
    got the equaliser, a glanced header (under pressure from defenders)
    from a long accurate throw-in from right-back Neville.
    	Both teams were looking for the win, although the 2nd period of
    extra time saw United sit back & Palace finished the stronger. Good
    game for the non-partisan (ok, so I want United to win the FA Cup to
    ensure Forest a place in Europe 8-), and the prospect of more with the
    replay on Wednesday eveing (also live on Sky).
    
    JBG
    
    Ps. The winners will meet Everton in the final after they destroyed
    Spurs 4:1 in the other semi-final. Liverpool lost to Leed in the League
    clash to make it a pretty depressing weekend for Spurs fans.
    
32.5530Replay?AYOV27::FW_TEMP01John Hussey - Dunure's greatMon Apr 10 1995 16:082
Is the replay on Wednesday?  Heard on the radio that it might be postponed
due to the death of the fan.
32.5531Another sad day for footballESSB::BLONGPREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS 1993 &amp; 1994Mon Apr 10 1995 22:0014
32.5532teribleCOMICS::HAWLEYIBuddha say: Desire nothingTue Apr 11 1995 12:569
    
    According to the news last night the palace fan fell under the wheels
    of a coach during a skirmish between about 100 fans. This seems a far
    cry from the initial press story of him having been 'kicked to death'.
    A terribly sad day for football and there will be a minutes silence
    before the replay on Wednesday. I hope its observed by all parties
    concerned.
    
    Ian.
32.5533GENIE::GOODEJMr Dragon - 761 4831Tue Apr 11 1995 13:108
    
    Ian,
    
    	the Sky News bulletin on Sunday evening had the fan "stoned to
    death" which I thought was a bit sensationalist. Talk about stirring
    up even more trouble.
    
    JBG
32.5534XSTACY::FUNBOX::jLuNdOnhttp://xagony.ilo.dec.com/~jlundon :-)Tue Apr 11 1995 19:278
Re -last few

So what did happen to the fan - stabbed, stoned, or thrown under a bus?

Just goes to show you should never ever believe what you read/see in 
the papers/TV.

                        James.
32.5535according to the reports I have I heardYUPPY::PANESMixing up phatTue Apr 11 1995 20:055
He was beaten, possibly stabbed/slashed, and in the coach drivers rush to get 
away he was run over.

Stuart
32.5536Is it the Devils or the Eagles for WembleyESSB::BLONGPREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS 1993 &amp; 1994Wed Apr 12 1995 17:4813
32.5537ScoreKIRKTN::AMILLARFilms Process Response TeamThu Apr 13 1995 05:037
    
    Man United 2 - 0 Palace
    
    Bruce and Pallister the scorers.
    
    Archie
    
32.5538GENIE::GOODEJMr Dragon - 761 4831Thu Apr 13 1995 13:1522
32.5539WENDYS::EDWARDSDThu Apr 13 1995 13:5025
    Once again Utd manage to let themselves and their fans down by
    unacceptable behaviour on the pitch.  What the f**k was Roy Keane
    thinking of ?  To top it all, towards the end of the game, Sky showed 
    Keane and Giggs obviously watching the game on tv, both grinning like 
    cheshire cats.  Yeah right, well done Roy. You've got a lot to be
    pleased about.
    
    As Stuart has stated in the Palace note, it was a crap game and a crap
    atmosphere.  It just did not feel like a semi-final.  I thought the
    minutes silence was observed very well - at least that's the way it
    came over on tv.  You could hear one soft tw@t start chanting
    "Ferguson's red and white " and before he could get the word "army"
    out, you could hear this booming sarf London voice shouting "Shat your
    fackin' marf" !  Well, it made me chuckle.
    
    Anyway, onto Wembley and what will undoubtedly be a classic end-to-end
    game of exciting attacking football with absolutely no rough-stuff. 
    Hmmm.
    
    Good luck to Palace in their fight against the drop.  I hope/think they
    will survive judging by the talent they most definitely have within the 
    team.  Anyway, it would be much more fun to watch the Arse get
    relegated.
    
    Dave
32.5540IRNBRU::HOWARDLovely day for a GuinnessFri Apr 14 1995 18:199
    Yesterday Keane was charged with bringing the game into disrepute by
    the FA. It looks like he'll miss the rest of the season thru a
    combination of injuries and suspension. Proper order too! Anyone who
    behaves the way he did deserves to be hit where it hurts most, in the
    wallet....
    
    ....just as long as he's available for the next Irish match....8*)
    
    Ray....
32.5541KERNEL::WITHALLGWe Don't Do Duvets .......Sat Apr 15 1995 13:316
    
    
    Man U are a team of thugs.   You never caught me kicking and punching
    people in my day ;-)
    
                        
32.5542xESSB::MCUNNIFFECantona is a thug and must goMon Apr 17 1995 16:3744
      <<< Note 32.5541 by KERNEL::WITHALLG "We Don't Do Duvets ......." >>>

>>    Man U are a team of thugs. 

 I couldn't agree more. The Mancs have dgagged the lovely game into the
gutter in their efforts to dominate. First of all, we had Cantona making a fool 
of himself by attacking innocent fans in a Bruce Lee like fashion. Ince and
Keane are pure thugs and can never accept the referee's decision. They are
always moaning and whinging.

Keane was a disgrace the other night and whether he apologised publicly or
not, it makes no difference. I really hope he misses the cup final. It was
amazing to see the first player to react to his stamping was Ray Houghton, his
international teammate.

It's a repeat of the 1985 cup final and I'll be shouting for Ferguson, Amokachi,
etc.

In the league, Blackburn are six points ahead with five games to go and they
have two home games this week against Man city today and Crystal Palace later
in the week. Come on Kenny!!

It takes a really great team to win the league three times in succession and
the Mancs won't do it this time. Liverpool did it between 1982-1984.

League wins since 1970
======================

Manchester United              Liverpool
-----------------              ---------
1993                           1973
1994                           1976    
                               1977
                               1979
                               1980
                               1982
                               1983
                               1984
                               1986  
                               1988
                               1990


C U N N O 
32.5543Get a Life !MASALA::JJACKIs coming home to rest at ParadiseMon Apr 17 1995 23:036
    
    Martin,
    
    You're a sad, sad man !
    
    
32.5544urgent urgentISIDRO::BREADIETue Apr 18 1995 02:273
    Blackburn 2 - 3 Man City
    
    what happened v Chelsea ????
32.5545Utd 0 - 0 ChelseaWSTENG::DSMITHTue Apr 18 1995 02:319
    
    
    A chance blown mefinks.
    
    Blackburns lead now 5 points with 4(?) games to go. A win for Utd today
    would have really put the pressure on Blackburn. Still favourites to
    win it though.
    
    Danny.
32.5546sucicide possiblyISIDRO::BREADIETue Apr 18 1995 16:093
    Any comments from the ex-Liverpool supporter CUNNO on what he will do
    if Liverpool beat Blackburn on the last day ofthe league and that gives
    Utd the title ?
32.5547GENIE::GOODEJMr Dragon - 761 4831Tue Apr 18 1995 16:466
    
    Re -.1
    
    Please keep your fantacies to yourself! 8-)
    
    JBG
32.5548I'd Love to be WrongESSB::BLONGPREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS 1993 &amp; 1994Tue Apr 18 1995 17:0712
32.5549MARVIN::MORRELLNooooooo I shall believe.....Tue Apr 18 1995 17:097
    >Both Ince and Keane will miss this game due to suspension.
          ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^        		    ^^^^^^^^^^
    				
    
    	Gosh.. what a shock....
    
    	Rick.
32.5550CHEFS::GEORGEMCannibalise LegalbisTue Apr 18 1995 17:287
From what will they be suspended?  A bridge?  a lamp-post?  





Maybe there is a use for Bristol after all - the Clifton Suspension bridge.
32.5551ZUR01::ASHGrahame Ash @RLEWed Apr 19 1995 15:374
Not sure why this has come up today, but a Swiss paper reports that Inter 
Milan are after Cantona and Ince.

g
32.5552CHEFS::GEORGEMCannibalise LegalbisWed Apr 19 1995 15:4514
According to the Sun (so it must be true etc. etc.), Inter are prepared to give 
Mince 24,000 a week, if he signs for them.

Let's read that again, shall we?

24,000 a week.

24,000 a week 24,000 a week 24,000 a week 24,000 a week 24,000 a week 

AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That's 1 and a quarter million a year, isn't it?  Mind you, he would have to 
learn the Italian for "F*** Off you f*****g t**t of a ref!  You're f*****g 
blind, you b******"
32.5553Paul Ince - British Cultural AttacheYUPPY::PANESOn course for the Endsleigh, Cap'nWed Apr 19 1995 16:029
          <<< Note 32.5552 by CHEFS::GEORGEM "Cannibalise Legalbis" >>>

Wait for Ince to pictured in an Inter shirt, then you'll no that he is
considering a move.

Stuart


BTW Andy Cole is on a reported 24 grand a week.
32.5554Fact or fiction?WOTVAX::HARDYPWed Apr 19 1995 16:0812
    Chaps,
    
    I thought it was common knowledge that:
    	Cantona & Ince go to Inter
    	Gazza & Anderton go to Man U
    	Le Tiss & Ferdinand go to Spurs
    	Juergen goes to Munich
    	Collymore & Fox go to Blackburn
    	Shearer goes to Newcastle
    
    I'm sure I've missed someone out!
    
32.5555Not on 24,000 a week sadlyMOEUR8::SMITHWed Apr 19 1995 17:034
    
    Yup, me, I go to St. Germain!!!
    
    Ian
32.5556Only after the brandy?WOTVAX::HARDYPWed Apr 19 1995 22:078
    Ian,
    
    I'm not sure about you and St Germain, although I did hear whispers
    about you and a St Bernard. 
    
    Several smilies
    
    Peter
32.5557TRUCKS::SANTNo sleep 'til bedtimeFri Apr 21 1995 15:4829
    
    	After a spell of hard work/travelling etc I return to note 32 to
    	acknowledge the title challenge is effectively over. Some poor
    	results (Leeds, Chelsea) and missed opportunities (Blackburn losing
    	to City) leave us clinging to a faint mathematical chance but in
    	reality no chance at all.
    
    	Looks like the FA Cup is our only chance of honours this year. 
    	Assuming we finish runners' up in the league, if we win the Cup
    	we'd have had, by virtually any other club's standards, a good
    	season.
    
    	So why do I feel so let down? Cantona and Keane, mostly. The
    	behaviour of these two highly-paid professionals this season has
    	left a lot to be desired. Add in the effect they have on some of
    	the other more "firey" characters - Ince, Hughes - who adopt the
    	"gather the wagons into a big circle and we'll see this through
    	together" attitude - and you can see why United come in for so
    	much green-eyed criticism in this conference.
    
    	Rovers will have deserved the title. I don't like their style and
    	I don't like some of their personnel, but over the season they've
    	been consistent, and very tough to beat. United need to take a long
    	hard look at themselves and they should find the answer of where
    	they made mistakes. Too many off-field distractions.
    
    	Onwards to Wembley and a repeat of the '85 result.
    
    	Andy.
32.5558utd will win the cup anywayCOMICS::HAWLEYIand the horse you rode in on!Fri Apr 21 1995 16:006
    
    Oi, Andy, dont you think my hypothesis in 202.l holds any water then?
    As I said, I think Man Utd can win the last 4 games leaving Blackburn
    to get 1 win and 2 draws against class opposition...
    
    Ian.
32.5559TRUCKS::SANTNo sleep 'til bedtimeFri Apr 21 1995 16:5513
    
    	Nope. Liverpool will roll over if necessary, anyway they've got 
    	their ticket to Europe so nothing to play for as far as they're
    	concerned. Newcastle are having a bit of a trot at the moment
    	so unlikely to upset the Rovers. I can see West Amm getting
    	something out of their game, though. 
    
    	United don't look capable of winning the last four, anyway. I think
    	Rovers need 4 points. They'll get 6. Blackburn will win the title
    	by a clear 3 or 4 points, imo.
    
    	Andy.
                                      
32.5560CHEFS::STRATFORDSPass the Babel FishFri Apr 21 1995 18:118
    Andy,
    
    Refreshing to see honesty in this note from a Moan U supporter. I think
    that it will be all over by the 2nd last weekend of the season. BFR
    will probably inspire Coventry to great heights to win their game on a
    week saturday.
    
    Stuart
32.5561It's been a good season for the MancsESSB::BLONGPREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS 1993 &amp; 1994Fri Apr 21 1995 20:507
32.5562CHEFS::EDWARDSDFri Apr 21 1995 21:0216
    
>    Refreshing to see honesty in this note from a Moan U supporter. I think
    
>    Stuart
    
    Stuart,
    
    Are you trying to imply that we *lie* in this note ?  By recognising that 
    we are the greatest team in the land, we are being not only honest but
    objective as well.  What more qualities do you desire from your average
    footie fan ?
    
    Dave
    
    PS I wish Sampdoria had battered you now ! 
    
32.5563and nooooooow, the end is near...COMICS::HAWLEYIand the horse you rode in on!Fri Apr 21 1995 21:4111
    
    Brian,
    
    You are right, Manchester United HAVE had an excellent season so theres
    no much reason to be downhearted, i mean, you might bag the cup as
    well.
    I'm pretty happy with Liverpools performance this season too. I think
    next season may be even closer with perhaps 4 or 5 teams fighting it
    out. 
    
    Ian. 
32.5564ZGOV01::SKCHONGMon Apr 24 1995 08:2713
    
    Hello,
    
    	Can someone please tell me how clubs are decided to play in Europe? 
    I remember sometime back that it used to be the first six clubs in the
    final standings of the Premier League and together with the winners of 
    the FA and League Cups.  I understand something like the League
    Champions will play in the European Cup, the FA Cup Winner will play in
    the Cup Winner's Cup etc.  Any one got the detail breakdown?
    
    	Thanks in advance.
    
    United I stand....sk
32.5565Rat Hole Alert!!!!TRUCKS::SANTNo sleep 'til bedtimeMon Apr 24 1995 13:055
    
    	Oh dear...here we go again! Stand by for about 20 different cuts
    	at it...
    
    	Andy.
32.5566euro placesSSMPRD::MBONINIMon Apr 24 1995 19:4036
    
    
    league champions..... European Cup
    
    FA Cup winners ...... Cup Winners Cup (provided they have not won the
                                           league aswell...if they have the
                                           losers play in the CWC eg
                                           Chelsea this season)
    
    League Cup Winners... UEFA CUP     (if the winners win either the
                                        league or the FA Cup they will
                                        play in that trophy and the UeFA
                                        place goes to the league runners
                                        up not the losers of the league cup
    
    League runners up (2nd &3rd) get Uefa Cup places. Extra places are
    usually got in the Uefa cup if a country generally does well in Europe
    both domestically and internationally so the ARSE doing well this
    season and last will probably help get England a 4th UeFa Cup place 
    probably at the expense of us in Scotland because we are crap and can't
    even win in the play-offs.
    
    
    So anyway thats why this season it was....
    
    
    EUro Cup.... CHAMPIONS MAN UTD
    
    ECWC........ Losers Chelsea & holders Arsenal
    
    UEFA ....... Aston Villa (League Cup Winners), Blackburn & Newcastle
    (2nd & 3rd)
    
    
    Nowhere ....Liverpool (Aww)
    
32.5567Baaaaaaaaaaaarcelooooooooooooooooonaaaaaaaaaaaa!COMICS::HAWLEYIand the horse you rode in on!Mon Apr 24 1995 19:577
    
    Can I just say how personally gutted I am that Manchester United will
    not be representing us in the European cup next season.
    
    :-)
    
    Ian.
32.5568Permission granted.TRUCKS::SANTNo sleep 'til bedtimeMon Apr 24 1995 20:494
    
    	You may.
    
    	Andy.
32.5569IFK Gothernberg........ no turnips in that team....MARVIN::MORRELLNooooooo I shall believe.....Tue Apr 25 1995 12:314
    Can I also take this opportunity to say that I will also be gutted by
    Manchester United not representing England in Europe this year...
    
    Rick. 
32.5570CHEFS::EDWARDSDTue Apr 25 1995 14:589
    >Can I also take this opportunity to say that I will also be gutted by
    >Manchester United not representing England in Europe this year...
    
    Rick,
    
    No need to be gutted - unlike the Sheep, we have already qualified for
    Europe.
    
    Dave
32.5571MARVIN::MORRELLNooooooo I shall believe.....Tue Apr 25 1995 19:1711
    This is from the Leeds United Mailing List :
    
    >According to local radio reports in Manchester, Eric Cantona has
    >signed for Barcelona for a fee of #8 million!
    > 
    >alan
    
    
    Anyone hear anything..???
    
    Rick.
32.5572Obviously works for the Sun CHEFS::EDWARDSDTue Apr 25 1995 20:019
    Rick,
    
    That was also posted to the Man Utd mailing list last night.  I would
    have thought that such a major transfer deal would have at least
    merited a mention on the news last night or this morning.  Last week,
    the same bloke posted to the mailing list that Eric had gone to Inter
    Milan for 5million !
    
    Dave
32.5573the truthCOMICS::HAWLEYIand the horse you rode in on!Tue Apr 25 1995 20:105
    
    The news on the radio at 2pm said that "talks have broken down between
    Cantona and Man Utd Plc TGFCITW"
    
    Ian.
32.5574Dates PleaseESSB::BLONGPREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS 1993 &amp; 1994Tue Apr 25 1995 22:326
32.5575NO Dates yetCHEFS::WILSOND1DAVE WILSON @WLCWed Apr 26 1995 16:027
    
    re-1
    
    The games havent been arranged yet, they should be finalised in the
    next couple of days.
    
    Dave...
32.5576NEWSFLASH !!!SUBURB::RUTHERFORDIAlan Rough's Greatest SlipsThu Apr 27 1995 16:036
    I have been informed that on the 11.30 news on BBC Radio 1, that Eric
    Cantona has signed a new deal with Man Utd. I am unsure of the contract
    details at this stage, and also the length of contract.
    
    
    Ian.
32.5577CHEFS::EDWARDSDThu Apr 27 1995 17:493
    There is an item on CEEFAX that says something to the effect of Cantona
    pledging his future to Utd .... offical announcement tomorrow ... new
    contract to last until 1999 .... sod off Inter Milan.....end of report.
32.5578Rep of Ireland 1 Portugal 0SIOG::ODONOHOEThu Apr 27 1995 18:266
    
    
    News just in that Cantona has signed a new 3 year contract with
    Man Utd.Brilliant if it's true.
    
    Can someone please confirm?
32.5579Helpfully....TRUCKS::SANTNo sleep 'til bedtimeThu Apr 27 1995 18:316
    
    	re -1
    
    	see -2......
    
    	Andy.
32.5580CHEFS::EDWARDSDThu Apr 27 1995 20:227
    re: a few back
    
    FA Youth Cup Final
    
    1st leg at Spurs May 11th ko 7:30
    2nd leg at Utd   May 15th ko 7:30
    
32.5581TRUCKS::SANTNo sleep 'til bedtimeFri Apr 28 1995 15:2019
    
    	Confirmed on the radio at 10.30 this morning:
    
    	Eric Cantona has signed a new 3-year deal keeping him at Old
    	Trafford.
    
    	I hope he returns in October with a change of personality and
    	ignites United to a renewed Championship challenge. There's no
    	doubt the unwanted publicity around Cantona this season has
    	seriously damaged the title treble challenge, and we're now
    	reaping the rewards of his crazed antics.
    
    	There's also no doubt that he's a brilliantly-talented footballer.
    
    	He's in Last Chance Saloon (nothing to do with any car I've
    	driven....) as far as I'm concerned....
    
    	Andy.
    
32.5582XSTACY::MDUNPHYJust another Day!!Fri Apr 28 1995 16:3611
Just passing....

I was walking home from work last night and there were a few kids kicking
around. As I passed, one kid shouted out "Look at my Cantona Impression" and
then he proceeds to perform a karate kick over a small wooden fence. He must of
been about 10 years old..

It was harmless, but the the thought of what cantona actions has caused/ may
cause..who knows...It's just not football anymore is it???

Mick 
32.5583Did he injure you badly Mick ?XSTACY::PHAYDENFri Apr 28 1995 17:280
32.5584More importantly did he injure the post?XSTACY::FUNBOX::jLuNdOnhttp://xagony.ilo.dec.com/~jlundon :-)Fri Apr 28 1995 18:401
32.5585Most important of all, have we signed him yet ?XSTACY::MAHERFri Apr 28 1995 21:490
32.5586terror at lunchtimeCOMICS::HAWLEYIand the horse you rode in on!Mon May 01 1995 17:409
    Went into HMV at lunchtime and felt a chill run down my back...
    I turned round to see Manchester United's latest single leering at me
    from a nearby shelf.
    
    More terror gripped me as I saw the title "We're going to do it again"
    I hope they are talking about bringing out a new kit and not winning
    the double...
    
    Ian.
32.5587It is up to Liverpool to helpISIDRO::BREADIETue May 02 1995 02:0110
    Coventry 2 Utd 3
    
    nail bitting stuff via cefax. 
    
    o-1
    1-1
    1-2
    2-2
    2-3
    Match report anyone ?
32.5588..but Ray Bans don't come Rose-tinted...GYMAC::DCASSIDYTue May 02 1995 11:3114
    
    Suffice to say that the game was scrappy but exciting, Coventry's two
    goals were excellent, United's were from a rebound off the keeper, a
    badly missed central defender's clearance and an interception of a 50
    yard back header from Richardson. I must admit though, I was very
    impressed with all the new boys; the 4 from United Melville, May, Butt
    and Scoles (well relative) and the debutant Marcus Hall from Coventry.
    Overall United just about deserved it...thiugh I don't think Sheffield
    Wednesday will be the pushover that everybody is predicting.
    
    What did Ron look like though...there he was during the match on the
    big white telephone sporting a pair of Ray Bans.....
    
    Dezzz.
32.5589Totally Red-Tinted GlassesTRUCKS::SANTNo sleep 'til bedtimeTue May 02 1995 14:3225
    
    	Dezzz, shame on you...8-)
    
    	United's goals were:
    
    	Cole turns two defenders, shoots for the far corner, great save
    	from Gould, Scholes fires in the rebound through a crowd of players
    	(Cole looked suspiciously off-side..)
    
    	Defender and Cole jump for long ball, defender misses, Cole runs in
    	on goal and slots home past the keeper.
    
    	Richardson heads back towards defender 30 25 yards out, who decides
    	to leave it for the 'keeper. Cole anticipates and nips in to knock
    	it over the keeper and volley in first time.
    
    	R5 also carried the game, and waxed lyrical at the brilliance of
    	it all. No doubt somewhat over-the-top, but nver described as being
    	"scrappy". Nerves a-janglin', United hang on the Blackburn's tail.
    	A win at OT on Sunday against Wednesday puts more pressure on
    	Rovers on Monday against Newcastle. Anyhting short of a win for
    	United hands Rovers the title imo. It's still in Rovers' hands
    	to clinch it, but we'll see what they're made of.
    
    	Andy.
32.5590GYMAC::DCASSIDYTue May 02 1995 17:0715
    
    8-) Yes Andy... 
    
    What I usually do is watch it on Sky and listen to the R5 (as i can't
    stand the Andy Gray etc bull). They're all OK on R5 but they did go on a 
    bit last night ..Jimmy Armfield saying it was one of the best games
    he'd seen all season. I don't think I'd have it the top 10. Very little
    organisation from either team but 'blah de blah that's the excitement of
    the English game'....it was more enthralling, exciting, entertaining
    (eeeh I think we'll patent that E3) than a classic such as the
    Tottenham v Blackburn game....
    
    Horses for courses....not a classic...a listed race though ;-)
    
    Dezzz.
32.5591One man's dream ....DBSUK2::GRICEPhil Grice - Oracle Rdb Sustaining EngineeringTue May 02 1995 17:536
    I have a dream ... That Manchester United do the double again this
    season and that Liverpool are instrumental in them doing it by beating
    Blackburn in the last game! And then of course I want to read Cunno's
    next note :^)
    
    /phil
32.5592Can anyone tell meAIMTEC::WICKS_AAtlanta's Most (In)famous WelshmanTue May 02 1995 20:377
    as i've been away a while can anyone tell me (or point me to the
    relevant reply) whatever happened as a result of the Roy keane incident
    in the Cup semi - just trying to tie up some loose ends in my mind.
    
    regards
    
    Andrew.D.Wicks
32.5593YUPPY::PANESReasons to be beerful part IIITue May 02 1995 20:4226
  <<< Note 32.5592 by AIMTEC::WICKS_A "Atlanta's Most (In)famous Welshman" >>>
                            -< Can anyone tell me >-

>    as i've been away a while can anyone tell me (or point me to the
>    relevant reply) whatever happened as a result of the Roy keane incident
>    in the Cup semi - just trying to tie up some loose ends in my mind.
    
>    regards
    
     Andrew.D.Wicks,

     The F.A. don't like to rush into anything , so he has not faced the
     disrepute charge yet. It may all be inconsequential as I believe that
     United have decided that he should have surgery that will keep him out
     until next season. 

     Whilst we are on the subject of thugs and thuggery, lovers of the
     beautiful game will be pleased to know that Ferguson and United 
     have once again stated their commitment to stopping violence both on
     and off the pitch by....
                             .. giving Cantona an improved contract.

     Funny old game , innit?

     Stuart

32.5594VARESE::SACHA::IDC_BSTROh no! NOT Milan Kundera again!Tue May 02 1995 20:5532
    re: .5592
    
    Last I heard was that the ankle injury he sustained in the semi-final
    (courtesy of that nice man Darren Pilcher) would keep him out of the
    final regardless of the result of the F.A. hearing.
    
    On a different note, I think it has to be said that, irrespective of
    where the Premiership finishes up, the 3-points-for-a-win system has
    produced some amazing finishes over the years. The Arsenal-Liverpool
    run-in in 1988-89 (?) was undoubtedly the pick of the bunch, but this
    year's title is still going to take some winning. Manchester United
    could still end up with:
    
    a) the double 
    b) the Premiership 
    c) the F.A. Cup 
    d) zilch (hardly unlikely should they go into the F.A. Cup Final with 
    morale at a low, having "lost" the Premiership by a whisker)
    
    At this late stage in the season, the number of teams NOT involved in
    championship/UEFA/relegation issues can be counted on one hand...and
    two of those were battling in Europe until last week (one of them still
    is!), and could therefore be said to have their minds elsewhere. No wonder 
    so many other leagues around Europe are following suit and adopting the 
    3-points system (Germany is the latest).
    
    However, I know that the Italians for one are a bit bemused that 
    championship/UEFA/relegation issues can be decided on goal
    difference/goals scored. They automatically have a playoff if two teams
    have the same points total.
    
    Dom
32.5595GYMAC::DCASSIDYTue May 02 1995 22:3312
    
    Germany are the latest and will be amoungst the last...all countries
    MUST adopt the 3 point system from next season onwards....
    
    Interesting enough...the Germans every couple of week carry out
    a table based on what would have been....
    
    about 6 differences....
    
    Dezzz.
    
    
32.5596TUXEDO::HINXMANDreadful human beingWed May 03 1995 00:4032
As a matter of curiosity I recalculate the latest Premier League table in this
notes file under the old rules of 2pts for a win, teams with the same points
ranked by goal average. As you will see the only effects are to move
Southampton two places up and West Ham two places down. It makes you wonder
why they ever mucked with the old system.

Tony

        Team Name            Pld   W    D    L    F    A   Pts   GD     Old Goal
                                                                        pts avge
   1 Blackburn Rovers         40   26    8    6   78   37   86   41     60
   2 Man. Utd.                38   23    9    6   70   24   78   46     55
   3 Nott'm Forest            40   21   10    9   69   41   73   28     52
   4 Liverpool                38   20   10    8   63   31   70   32     50
   5 Newcastle Utd.           39   19   11    9   61   41   68   20     49
   6 Leeds Utd.               39   18   12    9   53   35   66   18     48
   7 Tottenham Hotspur        38   16   12   10   60   49   60   11     44
   8 Q.P.R.                   39   15    8   16   56   56   53    0     38  1.0
  11 Southampton              38   11   16   11   55   58   49   -3     38  0.9482
   9 Wimbledon                39   15    8   16   46   63   53  -17     38  0.7302
  10 Arsenal                  40   13   11   16   51   47   50    4     37  1.0851
  12 Chelsea                  39   12   13   14   44   50   49   -6     37  0.88
  13 Man. City                39   12   12   15   50   59   48   -9     36  0.8475
  14 Sheffield Wed.           40   12   12   16   45   55   48  -10     36  0.8182
  15 Coventry City            38   11   13   14   39   56   46  -17     35
  17 Everton                  38   10   14   14   40   48   44   -8     34
  18 Aston Villa              39   10   13   16   47   54   43   -7     33  0.8703
  16 West Ham Utd.            38   12    9   17   40   46   45   -6     33  0.8695
  19 Crystal Palace           38   10   12   16   29   40   42  -11     32  0.725
  20 Norwich City             40   10   12   18   35   51   42  -16     32  0.6863
  21 Leicester City           40    6    9   25   42   77   27  -35     21
  22 Ipswich Town             39    6    6   27   33   88   24  -55     18
32.5597GYMAC::DCASSIDYWed May 03 1995 12:154
    
    An end to a means or a means to an end.....????
    
    Dezzz.
32.5598More points at stake = more permutations...VARESE::SACHA::IDC_BSTROh no! NOT Milan Kundera again!Wed May 03 1995 12:5424
>As a matter of curiosity I recalculate the latest Premier League table in this
>notes file under the old rules of 2pts for a win, teams with the same points
>ranked by goal average. As you will see the only effects are to move
>Southampton two places up and West Ham two places down. It makes you wonder
>why they ever mucked with the old system.
    
    I think you're missing the point here. If you analyse the table purely
    on a arithmetical basis, as you have done (btw, I don't think your
    table has been updated to include the most recent results), then it
    might well seem that the new system has changed very little. 
    
    However, awarding 3 points for a win means, for example, that a team 
    occupying a relatively safe midtable position towards the end of the
    season can still be caught if teams in the relegation zone WIN all
    their remaining fixtures (remember those scandalous 0-0 "non-aggression
    pact" draws that sometimes used to crop up on the last day of the
    season?!). Likewise, a team in about 10th place with about 3 matches to
    go may still have an outside chance of a UEFA place if they win all
    their matches and the teams above them lose/draw theirs.
    
    Remember, if you draw all 42 matches, you won't finish mid-table;
    you'll probably finish just above the relegation zone... 
    
    Dom
32.559941 point NevilleXSTACY::JLUNDONhttp://xagony.ilo.dec.com/~jlundon :-)Wed May 03 1995 20:2413
What does the huddles masses think of Neville being able to duck the
41 points suspension because the games he could miss happen to include
the Cup Final.  I hope the FA are not be hoodwinked into *not* giving
him his just desserts just because he's a MUFC player.  If it were any
other team in the country this kind of action wouldn't even be
contemplated, or expected.  But just because he's a MUFC player...need
I say more?

You can call it sour grapes, but I think if he gets his suspension
delayed then it's one law for MUFC and another (usually harsher) for
the rest! 

                          James. 
32.5600WWW....... :-)VYGER::REIDIRoamin in the Gloamin to St. Patricks....Wed May 03 1995 20:316
    
    I agree, it's like the SFA with Duncan Disorderly.  They kept putting
    off his case so he wouldn't miss any games for Raingurs through his 12
    match suspension.
    
    Choppers
32.5601No sheep at wembley !CHEFS::EDWARDSDWed May 03 1995 20:587
    re:-2
    
    The FA have stated on many occasions that suspension is not automatic
    for 41 points, and some players have just been warned after reaching
    that total right at the end of previous seasons.
    
    Don't be pathetic man !
32.5602Is it Going to the WireESSB::BLONGPREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS 1993 &amp; 1994Wed May 03 1995 22:0315
32.5603XSTACY::JLUNDONhttp://xagony.ilo.dec.com/~jlundon :-)Thu May 04 1995 13:1920
> petty

I don't particularly think it's being petty.  If the truth hurts 
that's not my fault.

> WWW 

I've not forgotten Chops.

> Pathetic

Who says?  It doesn't seem to be OK any more to voice an opinion that 
is contrary to the general consensus is it?

Fair play is good fun so if you can give me a precedent where a player
was saved from an automatic ban to play in a cup final I will leave this
subject alone.  I assume that this player is/was non-MUFC of course :-).

                            James.

32.5604MUFC poaching players from other clubs...XSTACY::JLUNDONhttp://xagony.ilo.dec.com/~jlundon :-)Thu May 04 1995 13:2414
From PA news :

  Manchester United have hit back at allegations that they poached three
promising youngsters away from clubs with whom they were training.  
   United have been reported to the Football Association after signing three
16-year-olds -- strikers Andrew Wright and David Brown, who had been with
Leeds and Oldham respectively, and defender Matthew Wicks, who had been at
Arsenal. 
   But United manager Alex Ferguson retorted: "We have done nothing outside
the rules. With young players it is a case of some you win and some you lose.
Nick Barmby slipped through our fingers when he went to Tottenham. 
   "As for these boys, one approached us, another had not been contacted by
his club for a year and the third felt that we offered better prospects after
his club changed manager and were relegated."
32.5605Sniper's AlleyTRUCKS::SANTNo sleep 'til bedtimeFri May 05 1995 15:428
    
    	Sounds more like the lads knew where their future lay, James.
    
    	Might come as a surprise to you.
    
    	Didn't you once say you were quitting this conference? ;-)
             
    	Andy.
32.5606XSTACY::FUNBOX::jLuNdOnhttp://xagony.ilo.dec.com/~jlundon :-)Fri May 05 1995 20:3711
Re -1

> Futures

Possibly!?!

> re-incarnation

Haven't you heard of Easter?

                         James.
32.5607Devils beat Owls 1-0RTOVC0::DCASSIDYMon May 08 1995 12:194
    
    Well it's down to the wire.....
    
    Dezzz.
32.5608Captain CantonaCHEFS::EDWARDSDTue May 09 1995 17:2928
    Hmmm, travelling back from the game on Sunday, I actually started to
    believe that we might still win the championship.  We hadn't played
    particularly well, but it was a great result - May day had come early !
    However, last night was a disastrous result for Utd.  Of their 2
    remaining games, I considered the Geordies to be our best hope of
    containing Blackburn.  Alas, it wasn't to be - not for the want of
    trying mind you.  I simply cannot see Blackburn losing at Anfield and
    I've thought for a while now that Utds last 2 games are not as "easy"
    as everybody seems to think.  It certainly wouldn't surprise me if it
    was all over on Wednesday night.
    
    One good thing about Sunday was the, albeit brief, impressive
    performance by David May.  When played at centre-half, he looks the
    part.  Perhaps that's why Fergie's hasn't entered the bidding for Short
    or Stubbs, and has refused to comment on any transfer speculation
    regarding Adams.  Utd's main problem next season, if and when Bruce is
    phased out of the team, will be the loss of a superb captain and
    motivator.  Ince is not the man for the job.  Who else is there ? 
    Well, talk in the pub before the game was that Fergie may give the job
    to a certain Frenchman.  He has captained France, and it may be the
    steadying influence he needs to concentrate on playing all those
    wonderful through balls for Cole to score his 40+ goals next season.
    
    I'm going up for the game on Wednesday for what will be one helluva
    piss-up whatever the result.  Now all I need is a ticket for the Cup
    Final ......
    
    Dave 
32.5609alive and still kicking....ESSB::WDOYLEWed May 10 1995 19:334
    
     According to the sports report on the radio today Roy Keane could be
     back for the game against the Hammers on Sunday. Lets hope we still
     have something to play for after tonight.
32.5610 Cunno to do Man U a Favour ??KIRKTN::JTRAYNORThu May 11 1995 06:264
    
    Man U 2  Southampton 1
    
    Down to the wire.
32.5611Blackburn 1 MUFC 7XSTACY::JLUNDONhttp://xagony.ilo.dec.com/~jlundon :-)Thu May 11 1995 13:2147
Blackburn Rovers 1 Manchester United 7
--------------------------------------

Manchester United's march towards the Premiership title continued today
after a stunning display at Ewood Park.

United went ahead just before the kick-off when Sharpe's through-ball sent
the linesman away down the right flank. His cross was handled on the
half-way line by a Rovers' defender, and Mark Hughes stepped up to slot the
ball home for his 65th penalty of the season, after hitting both posts and
the bar. It was no more than Utd. deserved.

The 15th minute saw the Super Reds go two up after Henning Berg was
penalised for coughing just outside the area. Eric Cantona's free kick was
handled by Jason Wilcox, struck first time by Giggs, hit the back of a
defender's boot, bounced up, struck the rim of a spectator's spectacles and
floated, assisted by a freak wind, into the top corner of the Blackburn
net. It was no more than Utd deserved.

The 21st minute saw more trouble for Blackburn, when Alan Shearer was
sent-off for enquiring about the referee's red shirt. Steve Bruce was sent
off for being Steve Bruce.

Two minutes before the interval Blackburn struck back after an amazing
piece of good fortune, Mike Newell hitting home the rebound after a shot
had been stopped on the line by the referee. Man U could scarcely believe
their bad luck. Alex Ferguson threw down his programme and wouldn't talk to
anyone for ten minutes.

The restart saw unsportsmanlike Stuart Ripley making ridiculous claims for
a penalty after Paul Ince had accidentally beaten up David Batty. The
referee had missed the incident due to his red scarf flowing in his eyes.
Ten minutes later Ferguson took off Brian McClair and replaced him with
three other players.

Man Utd's third came after Tim Sherwood had been caught offside in his own
penalty area. Denis Irwin took the free-kick, which bobbled home after
hitting the underside of the floodlights. The referee claimed the final
touch. It was no more than Utd. deserved.

Super-marvel-wonder-Reds goal number four came after ninety-eight minutes
after Colin Hendry had conceded a penalty for blatantly glancing at the
referee.

So 4-1 at full time, but the referee agreed to call it 7-1 after Ferguson
threatened to cry and stamp his feet if he didn't. It was no more than Utd
deserved....
32.5612Le Merde NerdYUPPY::PANESBut why do you ask, Two Dogs F'Thu May 11 1995 13:5010
  
    I was reading a Leeds ( x3 ) fanzine ( The Square Ball ), which featured
    an article about Mr Cantona's recent brush with the law. It suggested
    that his probation officer was talking a load of old tosh when she
    said that the Community Service Order to coach football to kids was
    no picnic for him. It went to say that Fred West would have probably
    regretted topping himself, as he would have probably got community service
    teaching young girls how to renovate old buildings.

    Stuart
32.5613GENIE::GOODEJMr Dragon - 761 4831Thu May 11 1995 14:484
    
    Sorry Stuart but I fail to see how you can find that funny.
    
    JBG
32.5614?YUPPY::PANESBut why do you ask, Two Dogs F'Thu May 11 1995 15:0911
          <<< Note 32.5613 by GENIE::GOODEJ "Mr Dragon - 761 4831" >>>

    
>    Sorry Stuart but I fail to see how you can find that funny.
    
>    JBG

     Sorry JBG but I fail to see where I said I found it funny.


     Stuart
32.5615on't bother, JBG, its...TRUCKS::SANTNo sleep 'til bedtimeThu May 11 1995 15:486
    
    	Just another set of opinions, rumour and heresay, with a very
    	funny reference to a (n unproven) mass-murderer, causually
    	thrown in under some veil of authority on truth and fact.
    	 
    	Andy.
32.5616stuart - i hope palace stay upCOMICS::HAWLEYIand the horse you rode in on!Thu May 11 1995 16:3110
    
    > Just another set of opinions, rumour and heresay, with a very
    > funny reference to a (n unproven) mass-murderer, causually
    > thrown in under some veil of authority on truth and fact.
    
    Eh?
    
    Is that a cultured way of saying he's talking cr&p?
    
    Ian$had_a_late_night_last_night_so_talk_slowly
32.5617YUPPY::PANESBut why do you ask, Two Dogs F'Thu May 11 1995 16:388
     <<< Note 32.5616 by COMICS::HAWLEYI "and the horse you rode in on!" >>>
                      -< stuart - i hope palace stay up >-
                                  ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Thanks , but I think there is more chance of finding Dick Whittington's cat.

Stuart
                       
32.5618ARNIES::SMITHP1P U S H O double FThu May 11 1995 18:225
	Isn't Dick Whittington's cat (albeit mummified) on display in one 
	of the old City of London Churches, somewhere near the Monument
	or somesuch ??!

32.5619ever the optimistCOMICS::HAWLEYIand the horse you rode in on!Thu May 11 1995 18:523
    There you are then Stuart, your saved!
    
    Ian.
32.5620Preferably an unbiased one...VARESE::TRNUX1::IDC_BSTROh no! NOT Milan Kundera again!Thu May 11 1995 19:433
    Any chance of a match report of last night's game?
    
    Dom
32.5621CHEFS::EDWARDSDThu May 11 1995 20:1116
    I was pretty drunk actually, so most of the game is a bit of a blur.
    I remember being totally pissed-off when Soton scored, relieved when
    Cole equalised, and over the friggin' moon when Irwin got the winner.
    
    Soton played well and were certainly going for a win.  They passed the
    ball around with a lot of confidence and, providing they keep Le Tiss,
    they could be a surprise package next season.  Utd huffed and puffed
    and argued and didn't look like getting anywhere.  Cole's goal was a
    scramble and the penalty, well, let's just say that 99 times out of 100
    the ref would have let play continue.  I couldn't believe the decision.
    However, despite what everybody thinks, we don't often get pens at Old
    Trafford and it sort of makes up for the appalling decision to not
    award a penalty against Chelsea.  I wonder if Sky bunged the ref a few
    quid to set up the finale they must have had wet dreams about.
    
    
32.5622he's talking less sense than me!WOTVAX::HARDYPThu May 11 1995 22:1012
    Chaps,
    
    Why is it that every week, when ManU get a penalty at Old Trafford Fergie 
    comes on and says 'it's the first penalty we've had all season and so it 
    must be fair'?
    
    I can't follow his logic, nor his arithmetic.
    
    Peter 
    
    who wanted Utd to loose so that Newcastle would be on Sky on Sunday ;-(
    
32.5623CHEFS::GEORGEMNice day? Was it bollocks.Fri May 12 1995 12:1110
Why have United suddenly taken to "borrowing" Status Quo songs?  I mean, of all 
the groups to rip off, why Status Quo?  Their last two errr..singles have both 
been nicked (allbeit with permission, and help of the Quo).  "Come on you reds" 
was "Burning bridges", and this latest one used to be "Again Again" before it 
was butchered and an annoying cockney started bleating all over it.

What's going on then?  eh?


Matt$Quo_afficianado
32.5624i wouldnt give the mancs the steam off my .... kettleCOMICS::HAWLEYIand the horse you rode in on!Fri May 12 1995 13:368
    
    Its got to be said. That single is absolutely crap.
    It would have been so funny if Irwin hadnt put that penalty in...
    With the lyrics going on about how they are going to catch up with
    Blackburn it would have been beautifully redundant by the time it made
    TOTP last night!
    
    Ian.
32.5625GENIE::GOODEJMr Dragon - 761 4831Fri May 12 1995 15:0318
    
    I saw the replay of the penalty incident. There's no question that the
    defender was pulling hard on Cole's shirt with the intention of
    stopping him shooting. Ok, so Cole was strong enough to get his shot in
    but in my book its definitely a penalty. I'd be pretty pissed off if I
    were the keeper & my defender did that - Bessant was having a storming
    game and would likely have saved the shot even if Cole hadn't been
    impeded.
    
    At this stage (Forest are safe in Europe), I don't much care who wins
    the league on Sunday. United are still playing more entertaining
    football & Blackburn have been looking incredibly nervous for the last
    2 or 3 weeks. If United did win it would put Everton in the CWC next
    year, regardless of who wins the FA Cup, and leave Newcastle out in the
    cold as Blackburn would take up the UEFA place. So from this point of
    view......come on Blackburn 8-)
    
    JBG
32.5626TRUCKS::SANTNo sleep 'til bedtimeFri May 12 1995 17:2415
    	
    	re first para, JBG, you're right but what's the point in defending
    	the decision? There's so many experts in here telling us all how
    	it was a fix/cheating ref etc it must be true. You should remember
    	that only United players whine to the ref, get awarded penalties,
    	have opponents penalised. Please re-read every YUPPY::PANES note
    	of the past 4 months to remind yourself of this universal truth ;-)
    
    	As for the second para.... 
    
    	
    	
    	8-)
    
    	Andy.	                         
32.5627VARESE::SACHA::IDC_BSTROh no! NOT Milan Kundera again!Fri May 12 1995 17:4715
    >Please re-read every YUPPY::PANES note of the past 4 months to remind
    >yourself of this universal truth ;-)
    
    Now if that's not enough to turn a man to drink, I don't know what
    is ;-)
    
    >There's so many experts in here telling us all how it was a
    >fix/cheating ref etc it must be true. You should remember that only
    >United players whine to the ref, get awarded penalties, have opponents
    >penalised.
    
    And then people complain when the Aussies label us a nation of
    whingers. Tchh...
    
    Dom
32.5628CHEFS::GEORGEMCannibalise LegalbisFri May 12 1995 18:096
FWIW, it didn't look like a penalty to me.  Still, that's the way it goes.  
Swings and roundabouts, chaps.  Swings and roundabouts.



Matt$impartial/unbiased
32.5629...that's how the cookie crumbles!VARESE::SACHA::IDC_BSTROh no! NOT Milan Kundera again!Fri May 12 1995 18:1110
32.5630GENIE::GOODEJMr Dragon - 761 4831Fri May 12 1995 18:2316
    
    Matt, 
    
    .....the number of times I've played in games where a fellow defender
    gives away a penalty just when I think I'm about to make a match
    winning tackle. I find it VERY annoying that some people have to try to
    cheat, whether it is by shirt tugging as at Old Trafford or by
    deliberate chopping the ankles as in Paris. If a man beats you fair and
    square then he deserves to take his chance without being unfairly
    impeded, and your goalkeeper or fellow defenders have their chance to
    be heroes. If you cheat, then you must accept the consequences. In the
    shirt pulling case there is no question that the defender was pulling
    hard on Cole's shirt in the penalty area......and thus no question
    about the decision IMO.
    
    JBG
32.5631CHEFS::GEORGEMCannibalise LegalbisFri May 12 1995 18:4810
It depends which replay you were watching, Jon.  I think Andy Gray and that 
other bloke on SKY were both suspicious at the time too.  It looked like Cole 
went down before the defender made contact with his shirt.  Beasant had already 
got in front of the ball.  If the ref gave a penalty for the "pull", then he 
should also have given a yellow/red card.  He should have had the courage of 
his convictions, and done the job properly or not at all.  Cole had a run on 
goal, and if the defender brought him down, stopping a goal, the cards 
should've been out.  IMO it shows the ref's indicision.

Still, it was a game of two halves, Brian.......[Cntd. p94]
32.5632CHEFS::STRATFORDSPass the Babel FishFri May 12 1995 19:0711
    Matt,
    
    On a different subject, is it true the Welsh Rugby team can't find a
    sponsor for the World Cup?
    
    FWIW, I didn't think it was a penalty at OT on Wednesday. Or if it was, 
    then there were several that weren't given in the CWC Final. Secondly, Shearer didn't
    foul Beresford for his goal on Monday. It's all a vicious plot to deny
    Blackburn the Championship.
    
    Stuart
32.5633CHEFS::GEORGEMCannibalise LegalbisFri May 12 1995 19:225
>>>is it true the Welsh Rugby team can't find a sponsor for the World Cup?

I'd be amazed if that were true, as the sponsors have been beating a path to 
their door for the last couple of years.  I'm sure there must be something else 
to that story (wherever you got it from).
32.5634sad sad sadYUPPY::PANESBut why do you ask, Two Dogs F'Fri May 12 1995 19:5928
32.5635CHEFS::STRATFORDSPass the Babel FishFri May 12 1995 20:068
    Matt,
    
    'Twas in the press this morning. Apparently, Alan Pascoe Associates
    have pulled out the search due to the spectacular failure in the 5
    Nations which meant the path to the teams door was not being trodden in
    a hurried fashion.
    
    Stuart
32.5636re Grow up, StuartTRUCKS::SANTNo sleep 'til bedtimeFri May 12 1995 20:104
    
    	You took the words out of my keyboard...
    
    	Andy.
32.5637YUPPY::PANESBut why do you ask, Two Dogs F'Fri May 12 1995 20:1215
          <<< Note 32.5636 by TRUCKS::SANT "No sleep 'til bedtime" >>>
                            -< re Grow up, Stuart >-

    
>    	You took the words out of my keyboard...
    
>    	Andy.



Andy,

Would you like to explain what you mean ( if at all possible using examples).

Stuart
32.5638CHEFS::EDWARDSDFri May 12 1995 20:1515
32.5639ADDULT::ROBERTSONOSAKFri May 12 1995 20:2018
RE: The penalty

I was watching the ManU-Soton game muted, whilst listening to Arsenal on the
radio, and initially I thought "What the **** was that for" then looking at the
replay it CLEARLY shows Monkou trying to tear the numbers off of Cole's top, so
definitely a penalty.

I would imagine that the ref. didn't bother with a card, as he felt, as
happened, that Beasant would save it anyway, so it wasn't a clear cut scoring
chance.

Anyway I'll be in Liverpool on Sunday cheering the Blue & Whites onto victory I
hope.




(No not Blackburn, Reading at Tranmere).
32.5640Pred..3.1 to Man U & Liverpool to win 1.0!!!!!CHEFS::SHALLOMANORA MOLLAHS!Fri May 12 1995 20:281
    
32.5641I feel like Guinness tonight!SIOG::ODONOHOEFri May 12 1995 20:307
    Just caught the eng of the news here about Kan Kan solving
    his differences with the club.
    anything further?
    
    thks
    POD
    
32.5642These are troubled times for all...VARESE::SACHA::IDC_BSTROh no! NOT Milan Kundera again!Fri May 12 1995 20:3327
    Jees, what's eating you, Stuart?
    
    I think your notes are always a good read: well-written, witty, etc.
    The target's always the same, but what the hell...maybe the fans of
    T.W.G.F.C. (or whatever) should take that as a compliment. I for one
    look forward to you turning your attentions to Blackburn next year when
    they become the first club to do the mythical treble (European Cup,
    Premiership, F.A. Cup) ;-) ;-)
    
    Fact is, whenever I reply with similar jibes at your beloved Fab (?)
    Ones, I tend to get a rather "schoolmissy" reply along the lines of:
    
    **************
    Dom,
    Please would you explain that last comment?
    
    Stuart
    **************
    
    
    At which point I creep sheepishly out of 44 and look for other sources
    of amusement.
    
    Dom
    
    P.S. I hope you get straight back into the Premiership at the first
    attempt ;-)
32.5643YUPPY::PANESBut why do you ask, Two Dogs F'Fri May 12 1995 20:518
re .5642

I think you will find that a lot of clubs ( including Palace ) are the
target for my ( self-styled ) "irony/wit/sarcasm/humour".

There's none as blind as those who cannot see.

Stuart
32.5644its Friday!COMICS::HAWLEYIand the horse you rode in on!Fri May 12 1995 21:109
    
    OI! Stuart and Andy, 
    
    Youve both lived in perfect harmony on here for years, so how comes you
    are now rubbing each other up the wrong way (ooo-er).
    
    Cool down guys and remember, Giggsy loves you!
    
    Ian.
32.5645TRUCKS::SANTNo sleep 'til bedtimeFri May 12 1995 21:2228
    
    	Thanks Ian. Actually I'm cool about all this. My response would
    	be along the lines of Dom's a couple back. I enjoy Stuart's
    	self-deprecating notes and endless search for fair-play and
    	humour.
    
    	Unfortunately I don't possess similar verbosity or noting power.
    
    	But I've noticed that when I challenge the tone and repitition
    	of some of the more tiresome (imo) threads in here I get the
    	school-mistress response too, or told I'm paranoid. Quite the
    	contrary - I couldn't give a t*ss ;-)
    
    	I guess I've been pulling a few chains, so I'll stop now and
    	leave it to the experts.
    
    	Have a good weekend.
    
    	Oh, and good luck to United at the weekend. If we fail to overhaul
    	Blackburn it'll be because they were the better side over the
    	season. Not because of a referee, tribunal, court, extra shirt,
    	or anything else. Blackburn would have deserved to be called
    	Champions if they finish in front.
    
    	The fat lady's getting her voice in tune...
    
    	Andy.
             
32.5646CLOSE BUT NOT CLOSE ENOUGHISIDRO::BREADIESun May 14 1995 22:482
    LIVERPOOL 2 - 1 BLACKBURN
    WEST HAM  1 - 1 UTD
32.5647what a day!COMICS::HAWLEYIand the horse you rode in on!Sun May 14 1995 23:466
    
    Cor, those last few minutes were pure terror.
    
    Dont be unhappy though, you lot will probably still win the cup.
    
    Ian.
32.5648Live on SBS, you beauty!GLADYS::CRAVENKeating's home alreadyMon May 15 1995 12:235
    Listening to radio 5 I couldn't believe it when the commentator said
    that the last Liverpool goal has given Manchester United the championship.
    For a few horrifying seconds I thought they'd scored at Upton Park!!
    
    Ica
32.5649wahayCOMICS::HAWLEYIand the horse you rode in on!Mon May 15 1995 13:156
    
    yeah, Alan Green said "...and Liverpool have handed the title to
    Manchester United" which started me screaming! I also thought the mancs
    had scored. Should have known better :-)
    
    Ian.
32.5650phew!TRUCKS::SANTNo sleep 'til bedtimeMon May 15 1995 13:2229
    
    	Yes, kind of weird. I thought they were about to tell us United
    	had scored at West Ham...
    
    	Unfortunately.....it was not to be.
    
    	I have to take my hat off to Liverpool. I listened in on R5, and
    	began to wonder if they were really wanting to score. It seemed
    	like they were all over Rovers but then Shearer scored it it looked
    	all over. The second half they really took it to Blackburn, and
    	to win the match in stoppage time shows their class. That result 
    	has done wonders for Liverpool, in many ways.
    
    	Also credit to West Ham. They beat Blackburn to keep the title
    	alive, and Redknapp said he owed it to Blackburn to give United
    	a game even though WHU were now safe from the drop. He was good
    	at his word.
    
    	I fantastic end to the season. 41 and 89/90ths through the season,
    	and the title swung on 1 goal being scored. Unfortunately (for me)
    	it didn't come. Defeat at Liverpool was the same as a draw for
    	Rovers - but MU HAD to win to make any difference.
    
    	Great season. Blackburn are worthy champions. Well done to
    	Liverpool, a classy side with pride and honour.
    
    	Now to beat those other scousers next Saturday ;-)
    
    	Andy.
32.5651IRNBRU::HOWARDLovely day for a GuinnessMon May 15 1995 13:278
SIR BOBBY CHARLTON...REG HOLDSWORTH....TERRY CHRISTIAN....GEORGIE BEST....

YOUR BOYS TOOK A HELL OF A BEATING..YOUR BOYS TOOK A HELL OF A BEATING..
    
    
    8*) well done to both teams for a great finale to the season....
    
    Ray....
32.5652good free kick thoughCOMICS::HAWLEYIand the horse you rode in on!Mon May 15 1995 13:418
    
    > Great season. Blackburn are worthy champions. Well done to
    > Liverpool, a classy side with pride and honour.
    
    couldnt have put it better myself. Now, can I sue Roy Evans for frayed
    nerves???
    
    Ian.
32.5653TRUCKS::SANTNo sleep 'til bedtimeMon May 15 1995 16:0716
    
    	I'm popping over to Dublin next week, to visit a friend near
    	Clonmel, arriving Monday afternoon, leaving Friday. Any suggestions
    	on where I could stay Thursday night in Dublin prior to flying back 
    	on the Friday?
    
    	Also any good suggestions on a decent golf course near there
    	(Clonmel)? I'm seriously considering taking the clubs with me...
    
    	If any of you Irish boys fancy telling me how good your lot are
    	over a few pints of black I promise I'll listen politely ;-)
    
    	Mail me with your advice, if you'd be so kind, rather than clutter
    	up this otherwise-busy note.
    
    	Andy.
32.5654VARESE::TRNUX1::IDC_BSTROh no! NOT Milan Kundera again!Mon May 15 1995 17:1813
    	>If any of you Irish boys fancy telling me how good your lot are
    	>over a few pints of black I promise I'll listen politely ;-)
    
    I reckon you'll be a pretty drunk man by the end of the evening, Andy -
    just keep those comments about "dubious nationality" to a minimum!
    
    So what about a report on yesterday's game from the United angle?
    Sounds like it was a good effort, but not quite enough. 
    
    Dom
    
    P.S. Anyone know what the Cup Final team is likely to be?
    
32.5655Kan Kan For RobboWEAR::BODDYSlaven was born offside !!!Mon May 15 1995 19:2511
    
    Middlesbrough have agreed terms with player and club on a Man U 
    first teamer ( def. not McClair ). However they won't announce
    till after the cup final.
    
    I think it will be one of 4 players :
    
    	Hughes , Kanchelskis , Sharpe or Bruce (hope not) .
    
    
    Bill_this_is_very_hush_hush.
32.5656CHEFS::EDWARDSDMon May 15 1995 20:4622
    Well, I've spent the whole day trying to find the right words to sum up
    the way I feel ...
    
    Cr@p, Sh1t, B*ll*cks, W@nk, B@st@rd - there, I think that just about
    does it.  Excuse the bad language Dezzz, but I think I'm entitled to be
    a tad upset today.  
    
    I can't seem to join in with the masses in congratulating Blackburn. 
    I absolutely detest Dalglish and I'm still not convinced about his
    darling Blackburn.  Still, I'm sure the neutrals out there (were there
    any ?) enjoyed it immensely.  In many ways, the last week of the season
    has rescued what has been a pretty awful 9 months for the Premier
    League.
    
    One thing that was pleasing yesterday was the attitude of the Utd
    players and staff, especially Fergie.  It's a long time since the
    football world saw him smiling in defeat.  Christ, he was smiling all
    through the game - he must have been pissed or something. I hope he can
    lift the players for the Cup Final - we *need* to win that one,
    especially as I've now got a ticket.
    
    Dave
32.5657Don't take it so hard, Dave...VARESE::TRNUX1::IDC_BSTROh no! NOT Milan Kundera again!Mon May 15 1995 20:524
    So just what *did* Ferguson say after the game? This is the sort of
    stuff I never get to hear...
    
    Dom
32.5658CHEFS::EDWARDSDMon May 15 1995 20:5911
    Dom,
    
    This is the calmed down version - you should have seen me yesterday !
    
    Fergie was just being a nice guy - we were unlucky, never mind, well
    done to Kenny and Blackburn blah blah blah.  Considering the way he has
    handeld interviews throughout the season, it was refreshing to see him
    quite sincerely congratulating that git at Blackburn.  They should have
    interviewed me - I'd have put them right.
    
    Dave
32.5659Sad....GYMAC::DCASSIDYMon May 15 1995 21:058
    
    Dave,
    	you're a bad loser...2 championships an FA Cup and you can't even
    be gracious to a team that did better over 42 matches than yours....
    
    Not a lot more to be said...
    
    Dezzz.
32.5660I'm a nice guy really !CHEFS::EDWARDSDMon May 15 1995 21:2810
    Dezzz,
    
    Now hang on a minute.  I am not a bad loser.  If the opposition in
    question had been Newcastle, Forest or even the Yids, I would have been
    the first to congratulate them on an entertaining season and a worthy
    championship.  I simply do not like Blackburn and their style of play.
    Does everybody have to be so bloody English and say "Well done old
    bean" ?  
    
    Dave
32.5661VARESE::TRNUX1::IDC_BSTROh no! NOT Milan Kundera again!Mon May 15 1995 21:4223
    -1
    >...2 championships an FA Cup and you can't even be gracious to a team 
    >that did better over 42 matches than yours.... 
    
    Yep, I think that's about the crux of it, Dave. United's season was
    rather "bitty" (too much off-the-field controversy by half...) and
    Blackburn were reasonably solid up until the last ten games. Mind you,
    I think most Mancs fans were more impressed with the Leeds team that
    won the championship 3 years ago than this Blackburn side.
    Individually, they've got some excellent players: Shearer, Batty, Le
    Saux and Sutton in particular. However, as an overseas-based noter
    (sounds posh, dunnit?!), I can see people in Italy, Spain, France, etc.
    being less than impressed with Blackburn when they trot out to
    represent England in the Champions Cup (although I presume one or two
    changes will be made before then).
    
    And I have to agree with you when you call Kenny Dalglish a "git" - a
    more unlikeable little creep you'd be hard-pushed to find on the face
    of the earth. Probably the least sporting individual ever to have set
    foot on a playing field.
    
    Dom
    
32.5662We'll Keep the Red Flag Flying HighESSB::BLONGPREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS 1993 &amp; 1994Mon May 15 1995 22:4017
32.5663GENIE::GOODEJMr Dragon - 761 4831Tue May 16 1995 13:019
    
    Re .5661
    
    	I can think of a lot more unsporting individuals to have set foot
    on a playing field than Kenny Dalglish. He wouldn't feature in my top
    100 alongsie the likes of Mara....a, Rjkaards, Koemans, Joe Jordan (I'm
    Welsh 8-)........
    
    JBG
32.5664A short musical interlude ...AYOV20::SCMS_999044My ususal node is down again ...Tue May 16 1995 13:1615
    
    	I was listening to Chris Evans on the way into work and he was
    telling a little story about how he went to see Dave Stewart and Terry
    Hall last night. Hall (a fervent Utd supporter) dedicated a song to
    Kenny Dalglish and it was called :
    
    
    
    		"Stick yer trophy up yer arse".
    
    	You had to laugh but I honestly don't know how Chris Evans gets away
    with some of the stuff he says.
    
    Malc.
    
32.5665CHEFS::EDWARDSDTue May 16 1995 13:298
    Re:.5662
    
    Good note Brian - but where were you before the Sheff Wed
    game ?  I got some strange looks asking the bouncer if 2 Irish blokes
    had tried to get in, No i don't know what they look like, No I don't
    know what time they're arriving, but one of them is called Brian !!!!!!
    
    Dave
32.5666CHEFS::EDWARDSDTue May 16 1995 13:454
    For anyone who's interested ..
    
    A crowd of 20,190 saw Utd lift the FA Youth Cup 4-3 on penalties last
    night after squaring the final 2-2 with a 2nd leg 1-0 victory.
32.5667Sorry about thet DaveESSB::BLONGPREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS 1993 &amp; 1994Tue May 16 1995 14:1911
32.5668Well done the boys!BLKPUD::STOCKMANSTue May 16 1995 14:2420
I went along to the FA Youth Cup Final last night & what a game it was.
The boys (both teams) played excellent football at a non-stop pace.
This bodes well for the future as the skill of these boys was pretty
damn good.
Obvivously Phil Neville played well although the poor blokes penalty hit the
post. Ashley Westwood & also one of our subs David Gardner were also excellent.

To top it all off our super striker No.10 Terry Cooke as well as scoring the
goal to win 1 - 0 on the night took the final penalty.

The kickoff was delayed 20 minutes to let the 20K+ crowd in & the atmosphere
got better & better.
It was rather odd though looking at me old seat in G stand still holding out,
practically half of the seats in the rest of the stand have already been removed!

We still managed to get a Wave going though which lasted for about 10 minutes or so.
Fergie also came on over the PA thanking the crowd for their support & saying that he
couldn't have asked for anything more from his players on Sunday.

Simon
32.5669TRUCKS::SANTNo sleep 'til bedtimeTue May 16 1995 20:3522
    
    	Dave Edwards, you're a sour loser. Blackburn deserve to be called
    	Champions, there's nothing "British" about that, it's fact.
    
    	Both United and Blackburn could point to games where the elusive 
    	point(s) slipped away that would have made a difference to the
    	outcome. We may have lost to Ipswich, but Blackburn lost at home
    	to Norwich, don't forget that.
    
    	Perhaps the 1-1 home draw with Leicester was the killer. We should
    	have buried them, and conceded a late equaliser at Christmas.
    
    	Blackburn were lucky. You have to be to win the title. But above
    	all they played so well and carved out so many good results that
    	their lead was unassailable, ewven though our boys finally woke 
    	up and put in a storming finish over the last 6 games.
    
    	I hope it pushes United on to regain the title next season.
    	Meanwhile we should doff our caps and acknowledge we were pipped
    	at the post by the better side over the 42 games.
    
    	Andy.
32.5670CHEFS::EDWARDSDTue May 16 1995 21:5415
    >but Blackburn lost at home to Norwich, don't forget that.
    
    No they didn't - they drew.  They lost *away* at Norwich - don't you
    forget that !!!!!!!!!!!
    
    Anyway, what's wrong with being a sour loser - I don't have to defend
    myself for being a tad bitter that we were pipped by a team run by a
    manager I particularly dislike !  I spend a lot of time, money and effort
    supporting Utd and my emotions were shot to bits on Sunday.  You ask
    all the scouse fans how they felt in 1989 when Arsenal provided me with
    one of the highlights of my football supporting career.  I bet they
    didn't feel like rushing into work the next day and entering a note
    saying "Oh well done Arsenal, you deserve it".
    
    
32.5671PIECES::DAYLER::oneillsseachain na neantogaTue May 16 1995 22:2133
Al we've heard all season from United is moan, moan.. moan.  We can't play 
all our players in the European cup .. moan. Eric is innocent moan.  
Liverpool will let Blackburn win moan. Dalglish is a prat ..moan. Everyone 
hates us..moan.


Is it any wonder - and to think that United had it in their own hands 
thanks to the 'Pool.   Andy Cole should join the Doug Sanders school of 
nearly made up that extra shot.  Like United he nearly won the race bar one 
little shot. 

Fergie seemed to choke on giving credit where it was due - to the new 
champs and best manager ever in English football.  I didn't see any smiles 
on Utd faces as per a previous note - nor would you expect to.  Still, I 
have to say they gave it their best shot but it wasn't good enough.

Quote of the season has to be Kenny's recent answer to an interviewer's  
request for a quick word :  Kenny's Answer "Velocity". 

I also heard  Alan Green scream Liverpool have given the title to United 
which ranks as a close second for quote of the season and one of those 
short lived heart breaking moments.

Any team that finishes ahead after 42 games deserves it. Period. Even if it 
is Blackburn!

Just to think that if Everton win the cup United will have to lower 
themselves to play in the UEFA cup along side Leeds!  WIll someone tell 
Fergie to sign a few English players in the meantime and stop moaning.

Shane


32.5672WSTENG::DSMITHWed May 17 1995 00:1817
    
    
    
     I thought that both Dalglish and Ferguson were pretty sporting with
    their after-match comments/interviews on Sunday. Listening to Radio 5,
    Ferguson praised his players for their efforts but also congratulated
    Blackburn on winning the title saying that they are a good side and
    made it hard for his team to catch them. Dalglish was obviously more
    concerned about praising his own players, and rightly so, but he didn't
    have any bad comments to make about ManU unlike Colin Hendry who had
    a bit of a dig at Ferguson.
    
     Both managers are pretty dour-faced when things aren't going well for
    their teams. I expect 99% of other managers are the same, it's easy to
    be full of joy when your team is winning week in week out.
    
     Danny.
32.5673Take the good with the badGLADYS::CRAVENKeating's home alreadyWed May 17 1995 12:0611
    re a few back,
    	Now look here Dave Edwards, you have obviously been winning too
    many things lately and its just too bad that they lost, mate. You
    should sit up and notice when the legendary Mr. Andy Sant tells you to,
    because Andy being a keen cricket fan has been used to losing so long
    that it comes easily. So put the dummy back in the mouth and get ready
    for Saturday and even if Everton win, be happy, your team will never be
    as bad or lose as much as that mob of XI that masquerade as the Pommie
    Cricket Team.
    
    Ica
32.5674CHEFS::EDWARDSDWed May 17 1995 13:4712
    Hey chaps, I didn't realise my lack of appreciation for Dalglish & Co
    would cause you all so much hassle.  How about this then ...
    
    "Well done Blackburn - you are worthy champions.  Best of luck in
    Europe next season - Kenny Dalglish I love you and I want your
    love-child.  Oh and while we're at it, good luck to Everton on
    Saturday - I hope you kick our buts and we can all sing that famous
    hammers tune .. 'We're forever blowin' doubles' "
    
    Truely yours,
    
    Sporting Dave 
32.5675Today is Let's Feel Sorry For Dave Edwards Day ...AYOV20::SCMS_999044My usual node is down again...Wed May 17 1995 14:057
    
    	Here's something to cheer you up Dave.
    
    	The cheque is in the post.
    
    Aldridge Pryor.
    
32.5676CHEFS::EDWARDSDWed May 17 1995 14:341
    Cheers Malc - you did remember to sign it didn't you ?
32.5677AYOV20::SCMS_999044My usual node is down again...Wed May 17 1995 14:503
    
    Oh drat I knew I'd forgotten something.
    
32.5678Frogs and FishesWOTVAX::MACDONALDIStalybridge CelticThu May 18 1995 14:4111
    
    
    back again... I know you didn't miss me... well now classed as a
    'mobile' worker!!! working in hotels.... therefore I am now reserved to
    occasional reading and entering of notes....
    
    anyway, just to point out that according to the press, tonight on Andy
    Grays Bootroom TV show, he is interviewing Eric (Le God) Cantonna.
    It is on Sky Sports at 8pm....
    
    mac
32.5679I love KennyCHEFS::EDWARDSDThu May 18 1995 17:4928
    More international recognition for Utd's youngsters.  5 players have
    been called up for the 2 U-21 squads.  The more senior squad is
    involved in some UEFA game and includes Gary Neville and Nicky Butt.
    The less senior squad is involved in a tournement in France (?) and 
    includes Phillip Neville, Paul Scholes and David Beckham.
    
    I hope that Fergie refuses to "spend spend spend" during the summer. 
    These kids have got great futures and it would be criminal if other
    teams benefited from the excellent work being done at youth level.
    
    Somebody asked earlier for the probably FA Cup line-up.  Well I was
    sulking then and not in the mood to discuss such matters.  However, I'm
    feeling a tad better today so here goes ..
    
    		Schmeichel
    Neville   Bruce   Pallister   Irwin
    Butt      Ince    Keane	  Sharpe
              McClair Hughes
    
    Subs: Walsh, Scholes, Beckham/Giggs
    
    Giggs has been training this week and the club are waiting to see if
    his suffers any reaction to yesterday's "hard" session.  If not, then
    he will be available for selection, however I would be surprised if
    Fergie risks him from the off.
    
     
    
32.5680Unrest at OT ?AYOV29::MTHEODORESONCop for that, our kidFri May 19 1995 13:1415
    
    Hey Dave
    
    	What do you make of yesterdays news that Kanchelsksis doesn't mind
    playing for Manchester United but he won't play for Alex Ferguson ?
    Admittedly it's not the best of timing from our Russian friend although
    the statement actually came from his agent. But personally I can quite
    understand the guys point of view being the big Alex Ferguson fan what
    I am. Remember that story I told you on the phone ?
    
    Malc.
    
    PS Rumours of Kanchelsksis going to Rangers must have taken a thump
    yesterday after TV footage showed him scoring a goal then crossing himself.
    
32.5681No Kan Do........ESSB::WDOYLEFri May 19 1995 13:427
    
      Don't know what the story is with Kan Kan but the good news from this
      mornings sports news is that both Giggsy and Keane are fit for the 
      Cup Final on Saturday. Might give us the extra bit of width Utd have
      been missing badly over the last few months.
    
      Willy.........
32.5682KanKan can goCHEFS::EDWARDSDFri May 19 1995 13:4625
    Hey Malc,
    
    I think I've stated in this conference before that the sooner
    Kanchelskis goes the better.  He is a bad influence on the rest of the
    team - he's far too happy and nice.  Get rid of him Fergie and buy
    someone with a tad more aggression.
    
    He has never really settled at the club.  He whines like a spoiled brat
    everytime he's dropped, and yet surely he realises that with the squad
    at Utd, *no-one* is guaranteed a place.  His agent is constantly
    "leaking" stories to the press about how unhappy he is, how he hates
    Fergie but loves the club.  Bollocks - the guy wants more cash and a
    regular place in the team.  Not unreasonable demands, but there is a
    good way and a bad way of conducting this sort of business.  The club
    were tremendous when he arrived in this country and he has publicly
    stated how supportive they were when his wife had a miscarriage.  He,
    or more likely his agent have been stirring things up for about 18
    months.  He should be sold now for about 4 million ( hey, if Stan the
    man will fetch 8m+, why not ?) to a foreign club and let's forget the
    potential sale of Lee Sharpe.  A forward line of Cantona, Cole, Giggs 
    and Sharpe looks pretty good to me. 
    
    Dave - I haven't received your cheque yet !  You *did* post it didn't
    you ?
         
32.5683What cheque ?AYOV29::MTHEODORESONCop for that, our kidFri May 19 1995 14:051
    
32.5684The FA Cup drinking game....MARVIN::MORRELLHey, flip you... melon farmer...Fri May 19 1995 17:19126
    Anyway, here it is, the FA CUP DRINKING GAME.....
    
     Rules
    -------
    
    1) Place all of the following 'events' into a pint glass (usually
    empty!), so that noone knows what they are.
    
    2) Everyone playing should take it in turns to pick an event until the
    glass is empty.
    
    3) Then, simply drink when one of your 'events' occurs.
    
    4) If something occurs which would mean drinking for 2 'events', then
    you still have to drink for both events. e.g. Pallister being booked
    and you have one on him being booked, and one on any Utd player being
    booked
    
     The Events
    ------------
    
    There are approximately 40 events - Feel free to leave some of them out
    if you don't have enough people.
    
    (in no particular order)
    
    Camera shot of Alex Ferguson frowning and chewing gum - 2 Fingers.
    
    Camera shot of Paul Ince gritting teeth - 2 Fingers.
    
    Steve Bruce gets Yellow Card - 2 Fingers.
    
    Gary Pallister gets Yellow Card - 1 Pint.
    
    Gary Pallister gets a Red Card - 1 Pint of Beer + 1 Pint of Snakebite.
    
    Gary Ablett scores - 1 Pint.
    
    Anders Limpar loses ball taking someone on - 2 Fingers.
    
    Mention of Duncan Ferguson elbowing someone - 2 Fingers.
    
    Any phrase about 'escaping relegation' - 2 Fingers
        and if Anders Limpar is mentioned regarding
        saving Everton from relegation last year - another 2 Fingers
    
    Any mention of Spurs (media still smarting about dream final) - 1/2
    Pint
    
    Any mention of players unavailable, Cole, Cantona, Ferguson, etc. - 2
    Fingers
    
    Anders Limpar holds his arms out beseeching a decision - 2 Fingers
    
    Any mention of the Ferguson-Royle FA semi (with Oldham) - 2 Fingers
    
    Any mention of when Royle played at Wembley - 2 Fingers
    
    Use of the phrase 'Welsh/English/Scottish/Irish team mate/s' - 2
    Fingers
    
    Commentator speculates on what the effect of Cantona's
    absence had on the FA Premier League Championship - 2 Fingers
    
    Mark Hughes makes a tackle without his studs coming
    clearly into view, or any Hughes crazy attempted tackle - 1/2 Pint;
    
    Paul Ince shakes hands with, and congratulates, an Everton
    goalscorer (including just after the match)- 2 Pints of Snakebite
    
    Goal celebration involving a corner flag (Lee Sharpe maybe?!) - 1/2
    Pint
    
    Any mention of a goalkeeper's height - 2 Fingers
    
    2 Fingers for the commentator saying :
         'The players are rising to the occasion'
    
    2 Fingers for the commentator saying :
         'The pitch is in great shape'
    
    2 Fingers for the commentator saying :
         'its a classic cup final'
    
    2 Fingers for the commentator saying :
         'danger here for Man Utd'
    
    2 Fingers for the commentator saying :
         'danger here for Everton'
    
    Mention of Merseyside rivalry/any Liverpool v Everton final - 2 Fingers
    
    A run up the wing by Pallister (with the ball) - 1/2 Pint
    
    Paul Ince argues with the referee - 2 Fingers
    
    Any Utd player is shown spitting - 2 Fingers
    
    Any Everton player is shown spitting - 2 Fingers
    
    Any Utd Player gets booked - 2 Fingers (bad one this!)
    
    Any Everton Player gets booked - 2 Fingers
    
    Any Utd Player takes a blatant dive (majority decision) - 2 Fingers
    
    Any Everton Player takes a blatant dive (majority decision) - 2 Fingers
        and if its Anders Limpar make it 1/2 Pint
    
    The Commentator mentions Ferguson's Injury/Court Case Problems - 2
    Fingers
    
    Any mention that Hughes was on the bench for the 1st half of the West
    Ham game - 2 Fingers
    
    Any mention of Blackburn winning the championship/Utd are runners
    up/Utd failed to complete the double - 2 Fingers
    
    Any mention of Andy Cole's miss in the West Ham game - 2 Fingers
    
    Each Utd Goal - 1/2 Pint
    
    Each Everton Goal - 1/2 Pint
    
    
    
32.5685Can't believe you missed out that one...VARESE::SACHA::IDC_BSTROh no! NOT Milan Kundera again!Fri May 19 1995 17:316
    What, no mention of Brian McClair's classic "nostril-emptying" habit?
    
    Two fingers, unless he does it while being introduced to royalty (2
    pints)...
    
    Dom
32.5686WhadasthatmeanKERNEL::WITHALLGWe Don't Do Duvets .......Fri May 19 1995 17:416
    
    
    Two fingers ??? 
    
    
    Sorry but I'm from the South.
32.5687TUXEDO::HINXMANDreadful human beingFri May 19 1995 18:1010
	re .5680

>    PS Rumours of Kanchelsksis going to Rangers must have taken a thump
>    yesterday after TV footage showed him scoring a goal then crossing himself.

	Without actually knowing Kanchelskis's religion, I'm curious as to
	whether Rangers would find the Orthodox faith as repugnant as the
	Catholic.

	Tony
32.5688But it be better if he did it in the tunnelISIDRO::BREADIEFri May 19 1995 18:131
    Rangers as being a non-denomination club don't give a shit.
32.5689Here's HopingESSB::BLONGPREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS 1993 &amp; 1994Fri May 19 1995 19:254
32.5690TRUCKS::SANTNo sleep 'til bedtimeFri May 19 1995 19:5410
    
    	re .5684..
    
    	Bloody 'eck, Rick....I'm not drinking with you! I'd be absolutely
    	stotious on that lot - you'd need four stretcher-bearers to 
    	carry me out!!!!
    
    	8*)
    
    	Andy.
32.5691TRUCKS::SANTNo sleep 'til bedtimeFri May 19 1995 20:0431
    
    	Well it's one of the greatest days of the football calendar
    	tomorrow - FA Cup Final day.
    
    	Fortunately we're no longer plagued by Saturday morning It's A
    	Knockout competitions with Eddie oopanundarrrr! Waring and Stuart
    	"Mad Dog" Hall introducing pseudo Man Utd and Everton "supporters"
    	acting as sponge-throwing rubber-band-round-the-waist idiots.
    
    	But we are looking forward to a mighty all-Lancs struggle (ignore
    	this Merseyside crap, Liverpool's in Lancashire...) with the
    	Red Devils facing the Toffeemen.
    
    	Should be a tough game. I expect a few bone-crunching
    	confrontations - Horne/Parkinson against Ince/Keane - since both
    	sides are capable of mixing it.
    
    	So get the tinnies in (word of caution for you kids - don't try
    	and play Rick's drinking game at home!) and pull up the cat. 
    
    	Prediction:
    
    
    	7 yellows and 1 red!
    
    
    
    	United to win 1-0 in extra time, Scholes to score.
    
    	Andy.
                                                          
32.5692A thicko writes ...AYOV29::MTHEODORESONCop for that, our kidFri May 19 1995 20:148
    
    Andy
    
    	I always thought Manchester was in Cheshire. Is this incorrect ?
    (To be honest I did fail Geography miserably at school).
    
    Malc.
    
32.5693championsWOTVAX::NORTHSFri May 19 1995 20:5117
    
    Theres only only decent team in LANCASHIRE.
    
    
    		BLACKBURN ROVERS - PREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS
    
    Couldn't resist that one.
    
    Let's hope for a great game tomorrow.
    
    Prediction - United win 3-2 in extra time.
    
    regards
    Stephen
    Kennys Barmy Army
    
    
32.5694;-)TRUCKS::SANTNo sleep 'til bedtimeFri May 19 1995 21:114
    
    	Malc, you're a philistine!
                          
    	Andy.
32.5695CHEFS::EDWARDSDFri May 19 1995 21:189
    Re:.5692
    
    Hey thicko,
    
    Spot the link ...
    
    Old Trafford Football Ground - home of MANCHESTER United 
    Old Trafford Cricket Ground  - home of Lancy, Lancy, Lancy, Lancy,
    				   LANCASHIRE C.C.
32.5696none out of twoWOTVAX::MACDONALDIStalybridge CelticSat May 20 1995 21:488
    
    FA CUP FINAL RESULT
    
    EVERTON 1	MANCHESTER UNITED 0
    Rideout
    
    
    mac
32.5697Celtic furra Cup !MASALA::JJACKIs coming home to rest at ParadiseSun May 21 1995 04:3423
    
    What a sad, sad advertisment for English football. This was supposed to
    have been a showpiece final, but instead turned out to be a major bore.
    As for the atmosphere..........What atmosphere ?????
    Were both sets of fans hungover from the night before, and didn't want
    to sing & chant ?  Wembley was an atmosphere free zone yesterday.
    As for the match itself, with the exception of the last 15 minutes, it
    was instantly forgettable.
    United were poor, and couldn't breach a well marshalled defence. Watson
    & Southall were immense, the rest were guff !
    United made the mistake of not replacing Bruce, when it was obvious
    he'd pulled a hamstring. The result ?......Paul Rideout heads home the
    only goal, with Bruce standing on the line like a waxwork. A fit
    defender would have managed to clear, what can only be described as
    a relatively weak header, with ease IMO.
    No, I'm afraid this rather hyped up English Cup Final was a major flop
    as far as I'm concerned.
    I've no doubts, us Scots with our showpiece final at our showpiece
    stadium next Saturday, will show you lot what a cup final should be
    like 8*)))))))))))
    
    
    
32.5698:-)COMICS::HAWLEYIand the horse you rode in on!Sun May 21 1995 23:047
    
    Great result but a poor game. As JJ said, no atmosphere.
    Gawd only knows what some of the Man Utd players were doing.
    Did Ince play? If Mclair hadnt hit the bar, id be asking the same about
    him too. Good grief. Still, theres always next season eh?
    
    Ian.
32.5699Brian, didnt your personal name used to be similar to this?COMICS::HAWLEYIThe MANCS trophy cabinet is empty!Sun May 21 1995 23:076
    
    My new personal name isnt strictly true, due to the mancs winning that
    top competition, the FA Youth cup, but you get the idea.
    
    Ian.
    
32.5700Bring on the UEFA CupMASALA::AMILLARFilms Process Response TeamMon May 22 1995 12:158
    
    It has not gone unnoticed that Manchester United now find themselves in
    the same European competition as the glorious Raith Rovers. What a
    tremendous night that would be for Kirkcaldy, as Jimmy Nichol gets one
    over on his old team!
    
    Archie
    
32.5701Chin up chaps, worse things happen at seaYUPPY::PANESQuick, scarper its the filthMon May 22 1995 13:0232
   The wagon jumpers will be digging in waiting for the torrents of abuse
   ( but as the good book says "what you sow , you shall reap" ), and to be
   honest I don't have a lot of sympathy as they have been "giving it the
   biggun" over the last few years, and arrogantly expected to win something
   every season.

   The true supporter must be deeply disappointed but will realise that 
   at times their team has played by far and away the best football in
   the Premiership. What is also heartening ( for them at least ) is the
   emergence of homegrown young talent.

   Despite the stories in the papers the club have money to improve the
   squad and the ground. The off field activities have brought in even greater
   amounts - the argument about different strips being specious as people
   have been keen to buy them ( although I suspect they might be pushing it
   if they bring out a commerative double runners-up  kit ).

   So all-in-all its not been a bad season, and as far I know none of your
   supporters have been killed on the way to matches, nor attacked by the
   opposition's players.

   Huge smileys and doubles all round,


   Stuart


    Late news.... Hot on the heels of the controversy surrounding the BBC's
    decision to replace Motty with Barry Davies, the Corporation have denied
    Tony Gubba was to be substituted with Jim Bowen ( he of Bullseye fame ).
    Apparently the Head of Sport didn't want to run the risk of the Mr Bowen
    asking Alex Ferguson "to come and see what he would have won".
32.5702CHEFS::EDWARDSDMon May 22 1995 13:5222
Well, Saturday was another great day for the ABU club.  Fair play to Everton.
They played to their strengths and made Utd look pretty ordinary.  The
atmosphere (or lack of it) was bizarre.  The Utd fans around me looked drained.
It's almost as if last Sunday knocked the stuffing out of them, and they were
really just going through the motions.  I would have expected more from the
Everton fans as well - we could hardly hear them (except when they scored).

Nothing more to add really.  Good luck to Everton in Europe - I have a lot
of time for Joe Royle, and with the money he now has available, next season
could be very interesting for them.  Speaking to Evertonians after the game,
they are convinced that they will sign Colleymore.  Although where this leaves
Ferguson, Ammotaxi, Rideout etc who knows.

One final thing - why is it that some (not all) Evertonians think it is oh so
funny to perform their little aeroplane impressions and sing songs about
Munich ?  There were gangs of the w@nkers intent on provoking Utd fans.
Unfortunately, Utd have their share of tossers and they were only too willing to
oblige.  You'd think that the events at Sheffield 6 years ago would have
stopped all this .....

Dave 
    
32.5703GENIE::GOODEJMr Dragon - 761 4831Mon May 22 1995 14:1327
    Yes Stuart, have fun in the Endesleigh next season (is there a 
    seperate note conference for that? 8-)

    I though it was a good game. Loads of attacking & no quarter given.
    Ferguson should definitely have taken Bruce off straight after the
    injury and Giggs played a stormer when he came on. United had plenty of
    chances to come back with Sharp, Butt & Scholes having the best
    opportunities.
    	Everton always looked good on the break, esspecially through Limpar
    who had a great game (why was he taken off?). Southall had another
    great game (to follow his Germany vs Wales one a few weeks back) and
    I'm glad for him that Everton won. He's been a great keeper for both
    Wales & Everton and has had little to celebrate with club & country
    for some years.
    	Man United have had a great season only to come away with no
    trophys. For me they've consistently played the most entertaining
    football in the premier league. The Cantona incident had a very very
    big effect on their season. Lets hope the lad sorts himself out for
    next year. 8-)
    
    JBG
    
    Ps. spare a though for Keegan & Newcastle who led the premier for a
    couple of months and now find themselves missing out on Europe next
    year because United lost on Saturday. Bad luck chaps (shouldn't 'av
    sold Cole) 
32.5704CHEFS::STRATFORDSPass the Babel FishMon May 22 1995 14:178
    Nice to see Alex Ferguson letting Everton have credit for their victory
    in the Sunday papers. Apparently, the FA in dealing with Cantona caused
    Man U to lose everything this season, not the fact that Blackburn were 
    more consistent and Everton played reasonably well.  
    
    Ah well, nice to see magnanimity in defeat still exists.
    
    Stuart
32.5705FORTY2::FOWLERMGrimsby Liberation FrontMon May 22 1995 14:2011
Dreadful game redeemed by a result made in heaven. 8-)

My man of the match was David Unsworth for pounding Mark so-called hardcase
Hughes into the ground at every opportunity. 8-)

A joy to behold.

Bit of a shame for Newcastle, but they shouldn't have sold Cole and deserve all
they (didn't) get.

Mike
32.5706CHEFS::GEORGEMCannibalise LegalbisMon May 22 1995 15:213
re .3705

You're a real football fan, aren't you... 8-(
32.5707Blue for a dayYUPPY::PATEMANRunnin' on EmptyMon May 22 1995 15:3922
    Congratulations to Everton - no comiserations for Man U I'm afraid.
    Like Stuart, I feel considerable bitterness to Man U after this season.
    I know its quite irrational but there you go - Palace got all sorts of
    crap after the Cantona thing, and indirectly it ended up with a father
    being murdered.
    
    Man u have developed an incredibly destructive seige mentality in
    recent years with a belief that whatever they do is justified. The
    Sunday Times pointed it out yesterday that the management has a "win at
    all costs" view of the world.
    
    Equally - how can any sane person rationalise the continual singing of
    the Cantona song when it must be patently obvious that his stupidity
    probably cost Utd another double? Palace fans were noticably quite
    towards Armstrong & Salako towards the end of the season, saving their
    cheers for people who were contributing like Dowie.
    
    Sure its bitter & twisted, but no apologies. One benefit of the
    Endsleigh will be not having to put up with the "fans" of MU turning up
    at Selhurst.
    
    Paul 
32.5708Stop crying into your beers ;-)VARESE::SACHA::IDC_BSTROh no! NOT Milan Kundera again!Mon May 22 1995 16:2043
        >Sure its bitter & twisted,
    
    You said it ;-)
    
    Incidentally, I intially thought your note looked er...incomplete. Then
    I realised you'd forgotten to put in your traditional Crystal Palace
    signing-off paragraph:
    
    "blatant penalty not given v. <insert club> ... 2 points lost
    <insert Palace player> wrongly sent off v. <insert club> ... 1 point lost
    goal disallowed v. <insert club> ... 2 points lost
    opponents fielded 13 players v. <insert club> ... 3 points lost
    .
    .
    .
    = 653 points and the Fab Ones denied a UEFA place instead of being
    relegated to the Endsleigh...."
    
    There - that's better, isn't it? Really, it's almost uncanny how you're
    guilty of just about every crime  you accuse MU fans of...I mean,
    whoever said that Palace have a god-given right to a place in the
    Premiership?
    
    As regards Saturday, I can't understand why everyone thought it was
    such a poor game...I thought it was very entertaining (but then I
    thought the Arsenal-Zaragosa final was a cracker...). Maybe I'm just
    easily pleased; anyway, it was very fast, very competitive, and the
    result was in doubt until the last minute (unlike last year).
    
    Still can't understand how on earth Everton have been in or near the
    relegation zone all year! There's not a weak link in the team (except
    possibly Ablett), and Southall, Watson and Unsworth looked unbeatable.
    In fact, I had this niggly feeling Everton would shade it even before
    the start; United did look kind of jaded, although Giggs played out of
    his skin, as did Pallister (Duncan Ferguson barely got a touch after he
    came on).
    
    Huh, when I think of someof the cruddy finals of the last 10-15 years
    (Arsenal-Sheffield W., the Man. Utd.-Palace replay, and Spurs-Q.P.R
    spring to mind), I'd say this one borders on a classic ;-)
    
    Dom
    
32.5709OOh aah Nicky Butt ?CHEFS::EDWARDSDMon May 22 1995 18:2440
>    Sunday Times pointed it out yesterday that the management has a "win at
>    all costs" view of the world.
    
    Can you outline the arguments used by the Times ?  Was the immediate
    suspension of Cantona typical of their "win at all costs" attitude ? 
    Was their refusal to compete in the auctions for both Shearer and
    Sutton a further example of their "win at all costs" ?  Or was it their
    refusal to pay Shearer's inflated wage demands ?  Please, do tell.
    
>    Equally - how can any sane person rationalise the continual singing of
>    the Cantona song when it must be patently obvious that his stupidity
>    probably cost Utd another double? Palace fans were noticably quite
    
    This one's a lot easier to answer.  Utd's repertoire of songs does not
    extend to players like Choccy, Butty, Scholesy, Brucey, Pallo,
    Irwin(?), etc etc.  They only know about a dozen songs and 10 of them
    are for Eric.  They just need some time to think of some new songs.
    

>    Sure its bitter & twisted, but no apologies. One benefit of the
>    Endsleigh will be not having to put up with the "fans" of MU turning up
>    at Selhurst.
    
    Don't kid yourself Paul.  There is *no* benefit in relegation from
    the Premier league.  You will lose the bulk of what was a very promising 
    young side and have already lost a reasonable manager.   I'm sure you'd 
    happily put up with one afternoon of Cock-er-ney Reds if that meant you 
    were still a premiership side.
    
    I appreciate the sentiment in your note Paul although it worries me that 
    your attitude is almost the norm in English football.  Let me assure
    you that not all Utd fans are content with the way the club is being
    run, or with the behaviour of our so called stars.  Hopefully, Fergie
    will accept his responisbilty to improve the image of the players on
    the pitch, and that Martin Edwards will realise that there's more to
    football than a 3rd away strip.
    
    Dave  
    
    
32.5710Rational ViewYUPPY::PATEMANRunnin' on EmptyMon May 22 1995 18:5742
    Dave,
    
    A more rational response than your predecessor in the string!
    
    I can't remember the exact words of the section, but it was in a full
    page article lamenting the loss of a wonderful opportunity missed by
    the English game to build on the enthusiasm of USA 94. All we saw for a
    lot of the season was sleaze. The references to Man U were relating to
    their general attitude to transgressions by their players, which was
    highly tolerant *in public*. Yes, Fergie may beat 'em up in private,
    but with the exception of Cantona little has been done to calm the
    attitude of people like Ince, Keane & Hughes. I also thought it rather
    ironic that after bewailing the booking that would have cost Neville
    his final slot and getting him off with a warning, he was the first
    player booked in the Final!
    
    As an example - have you EVER seen Hughes go to ground after a tackle
    and not claim a foul? He is always ranting at the ref that he has been
    hard done by. I must also say that I thought the FA were shamefully
    weak in allowing Keane to play in the final. How convenient that his
    hearing is this week ;->
    
    I'm not saying Utd are alone in this, but they do have a strong
    reputation for berrating officials over decisions, and have a poor
    disciplinary record. Blackburn are just as bad when it comes to
    surrounding refs. Bad behaviour on the pitch is a signal to the fans
    whatever view you take.
    
    As for Palace, there actually IS a lot I won't miss about the
    Premiership, genuinely. However, I would much rather we were still
    there. Also, we deserved to be relegated, we didn't get enough points
    full stop. My point was that the Cantona incident upset us with huge
    media interest. Also - as with Oldham, losing the Semi probably sealed
    our fate from a morale perspective.
    
    Hopefully we won't lose too much of the team, and we do have yet more
    quality youngsters to come through.
    
    I for one would like a team like Forest (sans Collymore maybe) or
    Newcastle to win the title next season.
    
    Paul
32.5711CHEFS::EDWARDSDMon May 22 1995 19:2836
    Paul,
    
    Just to pick up on a few points you made...
    
    My lasting impression of USA 94 is of endless yellow and red cards
    ruining important matches.  That coupled with inconsistent refereeing,
    drugs and the unfortunate shooting of the Columbian (?) player left me
    with a less than enthusiastic view of the tournement.  The English game
    this season has reflected all those "qualities" present in the World
    Cup.  I wish FIFA/UEFA would just pi$$ off and let us sort our own game
    out.
    
    I was waiting to see how many people noticed Neville receiving the 1st
    yellow of the final.  2 points - the ref could/should have booked
    several people before Neville.  There were a number of tackles that
    went unpunished early in the game, which would normally have been dealt
    with more severly.  Secondly, did you also know that Carlton Palmer was 
    simply warned at the same hearing as Neville for reaching 41 pts ?  
    No ?  Oh, I wonder why !
    
    You're right to have a pop at Hughes, Ince and Keane for their
    attitude.  However, these 3 players are surely in the minority at the
    club and cannot justify this blanket "win at all costs" statement that
    was referred to earlier.  We have as many players who accept decisions
    without complaint and simply get on with the game : Giggs, Sharpe,
    Kanchelskis, McClair, Pallister etc etc.
    
    Anyway, I'm sure this argument could and will run and run.  I am in
    total agreement with you when you say that a team like Forest or
    Newcastle would be worthy winners of the league.  The Newcastle players
    in particular have a great attitude and actually look like they're
    enjoying the game.  Perhaps you need a bit of grit to win the league
    though !
    
    Dave      
    
32.5712IRNBRU::HOWARDLovely day for a GuinnessMon May 22 1995 19:325
    It was disappointing to see Keane have a real go at one of ManU's
    youngsters during the match, another nice piece of role-modelling from
    Roy....
    
    Ray....
32.5713CHEFS::GEORGEMCannibalise LegalbisMon May 22 1995 19:4637
>>>>As an example - have you EVER seen Hughes go to ground after a tackle
>>>>and not claim a foul? He is always ranting at the ref that he has been
>>>>hard done by.

As a total neutral (unlike almost everyone else in here), I put forward the 
case of Mark Hughes...

He's a fairly tough player, who fights for the ball, but also fights to stay on 
his feet.  He's selfish in that if the ball comes to him, he wants to keep it 
alive - either to go and have a pop himself, or to pass it on to someone else.  
He doesn't make a habit of diving (no more than any other player in the 
league), and due to his undoubted skill, he tends to go round/through 
opponents.  If someone brings him down, he sees it as if they've stopped him 
from scoring, by fouling him.  It's understandable that he's aggrieved.


This isn't meant as an insult to anyone in particular; but it amuses me to look 
at this conference and see people moaning about the conduct of other teams.  I 
then watch matches on TV and see these "perfect" teams using dirty (cheating) 
tactics, and playing crap football into the bargain.  I see Man U going 
over-the-top with their arguments etc., but at the same time, they play some 
interesting/enjoyable football.

United's faults are only accentuated by the media.  They're built up to be this 
"Greatest Football team in the World", and are prime targets to be knocked 
down.  United punished Cantona to the extent that he almost considered leaving 
British football (a great loss to us football supporters; but obviously a 
source of great joy to those so biased that they'd fail to see a great 
footballer if he karate-kicked them in the chest).

Knocking United is a very tired, boring and bitter thing to do.  They have 
their faults, but so do all the other teams.  I wish everyone would just give 
this childish name-calling a rest, and *try* and appreciate some good footy, or 
at least concentrate on their own teams' progress.

Matt$has_spoken.
32.5714FORTY2::FOWLERMGrimsby Liberation FrontMon May 22 1995 20:0118
I quite rate Hughes myself (although I wouldn't admit it in public) but given
the way he plays, it was good to see someone beating him at his own game. After
putting up with brummy traitor Lee Sharpe extolling the virtues of Hughes'
gargantuan thighs on Grandstand, it was especially pleasing to see his legendary
power get him absolutely nowhere. I'm as much a fan of passy passy football as
the next man, but I'd rather see a Manc eating dirt. 8-)

No amount of windy defensive rhetoric can hide the fact that Man Utd are a bunch
of whingy gits who need to be sorted out. I remember with sympathy the
embarrassment caused to the great Bobby Charlton on Sport in Question. Not only
did he have to appear on the programme that labelled Karren Brady "football's
finest filly" (thank you Ian St. John) but he had to try and defend the
indefensible Manc disciplinary record. 

The Board should take matters into their own hands and make Ferguson have a word
with his primadonna first team squad.

Mike
32.5715CHEFS::GEORGEMCannibalise LegalbisMon May 22 1995 20:0922
Mike, 

I doubt whether Ferguson having a word with his "primadonnas" would satisfy 
you, would it.  According to the club, this already happens.  Are you happy 
now?  No, of course you're not.  

I suspect you want this telling off to be splashed all over the Sun, or shown 
live on Super SKY Sports, don't you.  Why should this be the case?  If a 
Coventry player commits some act of indiscipline, and the management say that 
they've given him a stern warning, then you believe them.  There's no reason 
not to believe Ferguson.  This season, again, he has been the most successful 
manager.  Man Utd are the most consistent team in English footy at the moment 
(Blackburn won the league, but where were they in the cup?  Everton won the 
cup, but were atrocious in the league.  Man U got within a gnat's dick of 
winning both).

I cite jealousy as the prime motivator in criticism against Man U.  In a couple 
of years time, it'll be another team that everyone is picking on.  Whoever's at 
the top, and attracting the most media attention.


Matt$I_tell_'em_like_I_see_'em.
32.5716Another entry in sleazy old 32...VARESE::SACHA::IDC_BSTROh no! NOT Milan Kundera again!Mon May 22 1995 20:1140
    >My lasting impression of USA 94 is of endless yellow and red cards
    >ruining important matches.  That coupled with inconsistent refereeing,
    >drugs and the unfortunate shooting of the Columbian (?) player left me
    >with a less than enthusiastic view of the tournement.  The English game
    >this season has reflected all those "qualities" present in the World
    >Cup.  I wish FIFA/UEFA would just pi$$ off and let us sort our own game
    >out.
    
    Dave, I'd go as far as to say that US94 was the all-time "Supersin"
    World Cup! In addition to what you mentioned, we also had drug abuse by
    the world's most famous player, accusations of bribery of referees and
    TV interests taking on an ever more important role in the running of
    the game. And I'm only scraping the surface ;-) What, pray tell, was
    there to build on? 
    
    For the umpteenth time, no one has ever said that Keane, Ince et al are
    angels. It's the "Old Trafford = Den of Iniquity" bit that's wearing a
    little thin. Maybe I could take your line of chat more seriously, Paul
    if you condemned:
    
    a) what I thought was the most disgraceful tackle of the season (Darren
    Pitcher v. Wolves in the F.A. Cup quarter final)
    
    b) the conduct of Houghton and Southgate (to name but two) in the Roy
    Keane semi-final incident
    
    But, true to form, you pretend not to notice either of them and
    continue your personal crusade against Man. Utd. In that case, sorry if
    I don't take you too seriously; I guess I wouldn't waste a lot of time
    arguing Northern Irish politics with Ian Paisley either ;-)
    
    No wonder football itself gets less and less attention in this
    conference... 
    
    Dom
    
    P.S. I too noticed that young Neville's booking in the 89th minute
    marred an otherwise exemplary cup final ;-) Hmm, chills the blood to
    think that Cantona's coaching those youngsters in Manchester, dunnit?
                 
32.5717FORTY2::FOWLERMGrimsby Liberation FrontMon May 22 1995 20:3210
Matt,

I don't care whether he disciplines his players in public, private, or the bath.
I'll believe that he's done it when something actually changes. All I can see is
that the manc players continue to whinge at refs whenever they're given half a
chance.

You're right about the bitterness and jealousy though. 8-)

Mike
32.5718Fergie & Cantona - the Dream TeamCHEFS::EDWARDSDMon May 22 1995 20:3617
    On a slightly different note, did anybody see Cantona on "the Boot
    Room" with Andy Gray ?  For those of you who don't know, the Boot Room
    is a SKY program hosted by Andy Gray.  He invites managers and coaches to 
    discuss tactics employed by their teams in certain games - usually it's
    a bit naff starting at a Subbuteo pitch for 30 mins, but I was
    intrigued to read that Cantona was on.  They discussed (in English -
    bit difficult for Andy Gray but he got by) the tactics, or rather the
    lack of them, employed by Utd in Europe.  Cantona was suggesting that
    in order to succeed in Europe, Utd would be advised to do away with the
    2 winger system, and concentrate on having more skilfull players in
    midfield.  Gazza - Kanchelskis swap !? 
    
    How much notice of this Fergie takes, remains to be seen. But it was an 
    entertaining and informative interview with a player who is obviously 
    very knowledgable about the game.
    
    
32.5719CHEFS::STRATFORDSPass the Babel FishMon May 22 1995 20:475
    Why was Bobby charlton at the FA Cup Final on Saturday? Surely his ban
    for flogging tickets at inflated prices can't have run its course yet?
    
    Stuart
    
32.5720Bitter & Twisted but not blindYUPPY::PATEMANRunnin' on EmptyMon May 22 1995 20:5038
    Re -2
    
    I was at the Wolves game and Pitcher's tackle was tough but not blwon
    as a foul and brought no reaction whatsoever from the Wolves fans or
    players. Did you see Hartson at Sheff Weds? Did you see Keane on
    Southgate? Did you see Cottee at Liverpool? I think you are taking your
    defence of Utd too far.
    
    As for the Semi, yes Southgate's tackle was rash, but Keane jumped out
    of it and had already been blown up for a foul on Southgate anyway. I
    suppose he was justified in laying his studs into his opponents chest a
    la Cantona on Moncur?
    
    Palace are no angels, no footballers are, but our "fair play" record
    stands up exceptionally well. One player off all season in the league
    (for two bookable offences one of which was rolling the ball away) and
    one off in the Cup (Patterson who fully deserved it)
    
    Man Utd play great football, I was a fan of theirs in the late sixties
    & early 70s when I followed no particular team. But to see cretins like
    Crerand defending Cantona, does football no good whatsoever. Some Man U
    players play with dignity and style. Pallister springs to mind as does
    McClair. But Keane is a thug, and was at Forest. Ince is over comitted
    to say the least, and Schmeical and Hughes just maon endlessly.
    
    As I said - Palace deserved what we got, relegation. Just like
    Blackburn deserved the League & Everton the Cup. Man U got nothing, and
    didn't deserve anything. They were outplayed in Europe, didn't take the
    Coca Cola seriously, and lost to better teams "on the day" in the
    League & FAC. Maybe they would get people off their backs if they
    played with a smile rather than a sneer.
    
    I felt very please for Matt Busby when they won the title two years
    back, but he would not have stood for half of what his club's players
    get away with now.
    
    Paul
    
32.5721CHEFS::EDWARDSDMon May 22 1995 21:037
    I agree with most of what you said there Paul with the exception of the
    Busby reference.  Best and Law were a total pain in the arse when they
    wanted to be, both on and off the pitch.  Busby could not deal with
    them so what makes you think he'd have done much about the current 
    lot ?  References like that to Busby are sentimental tosh.  Sure,
    remember him for the great man he was, but he had his shortcomings too
    you know.
32.5722where are you cunno?COMICS::HAWLEYIThe MANCS trophy cabinet is empty!Mon May 22 1995 21:1915
    
    Matt,
    
    You can tell you aint been around long.
    Ive been Manc-baiting since 1992 when they won nothing,
    
    Its not a here-today-gone-tomorrow kinda thing, its a way of life!
    
    Seriously though, Things seem to have gotten a little more vehement and
    serious recently. Whatever happened to the old banter that I used to
    exchange with my old mate Brian Long? Lost in a sea of abuse.
    
    bring back cunno I say.
    
    ian.
32.5723The polisher won't be sacked until AugustESSB::BLONGPREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS 1993 &amp; 1994Mon May 22 1995 22:3324
32.5724Its rhetoricalYUPPY::PANESQuick, scarper its the filthTue May 23 1995 12:3911
   <<< Note 32.5723 by ESSB::BLONG "PREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS 1993 & 1994" >>>
                 -< The polisher won't be sacked until August >-

>have been brought to support Palace, and we would all be going around with a 
>chip on our shoulder.

Brian,

If you were born in Manchester, why on earth would you support Palace?

Stuart
32.5725What league do Tooting & Mitcham play in now?VARESE::TRNUX1::IDC_BSTROh no! NOT Milan Kundera again!Tue May 23 1995 16:587
>If you were born in Manchester, why on earth would you support Palace?
    
    
    Come to that, if you were born in Sarf London, why on earth would
    you...nah, I hate the obvious ones ;-)
    
    Dom
32.5726CHEFS::GEORGEMCannibalise LegalbisThu May 25 1995 13:384
Uh, this is a bit strange....Why hasn't anyone mentioned Ince then?

FYI, the jury rejected all the charges, and let him off.  It took them just 22 
minutes to come to a decision.
32.5727Denny Warren is innocentYUPPY::PANESShe tastes like the real thingThu May 25 1995 13:465
Re Ince.

It was a magistrates court.

Stuart
32.5728CHEFS::EDWARDSDThu May 25 1995 13:5915
    >Uh, this is a bit strange....Why hasn't anyone mentioned Ince then?
    
    I thought I'd leave it to Stuart to break the news. I know he's been
    following this case very closely.
    
    Other news...
    
    Gary Neville has been called up to the full England squad. This is just
    reward for an excellent season.  In my opinion, he's been Utd's most
    consistent defender since Christmas - why Fergie didn't use him in
    Europe instead of Mayday is beyond me - and now has a great opportunity
    to stake a claim for the England right-back slot.  Cole, Pallister and
    O.J are also in the squad.
    
    
32.5729CHEFS::GEORGEMFriend of YUPPY::PANES....8^/Thu May 25 1995 14:205
re 32.5727


The magistrates then....slip of the tongue.  I've been more involved with 
juries than magistrates, recently.
32.5730But no' as good as Tom Boyd.....VYGER::REIDINo huns at Hampden....Thu May 25 1995 14:517
    
    re -2
    
    I can't see Gary Neville taking the rightback spot from 
    Rob Jones.  IMO Jones is much better.
           
    Choppers
32.5731?YUPPY::ASHLEYSMITHironing the irony boardThu May 25 1995 21:077
    See Eric the Red is now advertising Ladies Razors in France. Can't
    help thinking those French marketing types have got the wrong man here
    - I would have thought Sardines or Trawlers or Jean Claude Van Dammes
    new film would have been better products.
    
    Andy
    
32.5732IRNBRU::HOWARDLovely day for a GuinnessThu May 25 1995 21:486
    the English FA have stopped Cantona from appearing in Chris Hughtons'
    Testimonial game next week in Dublin....
    
    at least the fans will be safe.... 8*)
    
    Ray....
32.5733A nice JPG to cheer you all upXSTACY::JLUNDONhttp://xagony.ilo.dec.com/~jlundon :-)Fri May 26 1995 21:199
Point your WWW browsers at:

http://xagony.ilo.dec.com/~jlundon/manu.jpg

It will make your day!

Thanks must go to The Voice for scanning it in though.

                           James.
32.5734Not absolutely exactULYSSE::VISCIGLIOPas a l'abri d'un coup de bolMon May 29 1995 19:248
    
    Sorry to interfer in the MU land, but some precisions:
    
    Cantona (and his brother) appear in men's razor ads on the French TV.
    
    JC Van Damme is Belgian
    
    PYV
32.5735Where to buy souvineurs?TLAV02::WICHAIWONGMon Jun 05 1995 11:198
    Help me please!  My cousin will go to manchester around this month. 
    Where can he buys manchester united souvineur outside Old Trafford.  Do
    they have the big sport shop that he can find most souvineurs?  
                                                 
    
    Thank you very much.
    
    Wichai Wongnirund.
32.5736Wrap yourself in Ryan - buy the Giggsy beach towelCHEFS::EDWARDSDMon Jun 05 1995 15:1311
    re:-1
    
    Wichai,
    
    Your cousin should aim for the Arndale shopping centre in the middle of
    Manchester.  There are loads of sports shops all packed to the brim
    with Utd goodies.
    
    Dave
    
     
32.5737You can also get the Cantona Karate outfitCHEFS::STRATFORDSAnybody except Stewart HoustonMon Jun 05 1995 15:201
    
32.5738CHEFS::EDWARDSDMon Jun 05 1995 15:3029
    Well, as if last season wasn't stressful enough, the papers are now
    full of stories about the imminent sale of Ince, Sharpe and KanKan.
    This is bloody stupid.  Ince is, imo, the best English midfielder, an
    opinion certainly shared by Venables and the Inter president.  Who will
    Fergie replace him with - Draper (no way), Butt (too young, not quite
    the finished article yet), ??????? is there anybody else ?  Utds
    problems with non-English players are well-documented and don't need
    repeating here, so why even contemplate selling the most influential
    player at the club, who as a bonus happens to be English ?
    
    Sharpe is young, English and apparently looks good on a duvet cover -
    I can't understand why Martin "b@st@rd@ Edwards would consider selling
    him.  Kankan - well, it looks like he wants to go so good luck to him,
    and I would wish him success at his next club (providing it's not in
    England).
    
    It seems to me that Martin Edwards is panicking over the huge cost of
    the new stand, and what he would consider to be a disastrous season ie
    no trophy and no Champions League next season.  Oh, and the apparent
    waste of 6.25m quid doesn't help either.  Surely he must realise that
    Utd fans can be as fickle as any other set of fans - 44,000+ bums on
    seats every week can only be guaranteed by ensuring that we keep our
    best players, and are active in the buying not selling of top quality
    players.
    
    It would appear that this week is the significant period as Fergie
    returned from his hols last night.  I certainly hope that Fergie has
    some influence over these matters and politely suggests to M.Edwards
    that he go stick his head up his arse !
32.5739sick, diseased mindCOMICS::HAWLEYIAnybody except Stuart StratfordMon Jun 05 1995 15:3115
    
    I must say I absolutely LOVED living in the centre of Manchester for 6
    months and spending my saturday mornings strolling around the said
    Arndale Shopping Centre looking at all the shops festooned with their
    many Man Utd Premier league champions souvenirs.
    I'm only upset that I moved away before TGFTITW got gubbed twice in one
    week! :-)
    
    Ian.
    
    p.s my sole source of fun during those terrible days was to direct all
    the brummies, londoners, scotsmen, welshmen, irishmen etcetcetcetc with 
    manc flags flying from car windows in COMPLETELY the opposite direction
    from old trafford!
                      
32.5740Ha bloody haCHEFS::EDWARDSDMon Jun 05 1995 15:347
>Note 32.5737                  Manchester United FC                  5737 of 5739
>CHEFS::STRATFORDS "Anybody except Stewart Houston"     1 line   5-JUN-1995 11:20
>                -< You can also get the Cantona Karate outfit >-
    
    
    My Stuart, you're on form today.  Did you think of that all by 
    yourself ? 
32.5741You don't get that sort of behaviour at San SelhurstYUPPY::PANESLocal Hero ( apparently )Mon Jun 05 1995 15:4912
                     <<< Note 32.5738 by CHEFS::EDWARDSD >>>
    
>    It would appear that this week is the significant period as Fergie
>    returned from his hols last night.  I certainly hope that Fergie has
>    some influence over these matters and politely suggests to M.Edwards
>    that he go stick his head up his arse !



     Why would Mr Edwards want to stick his head up Ferguson's bottom?

     Stuart
32.5742Dave's a bit touchy todayCHEFS::STRATFORDSAnybody except Stewart HoustonMon Jun 05 1995 15:5220
32.5743Jensen...and whose army?VARESE::SACHA::IDC_BSTROh no! NOT Milan Kundera again!Mon Jun 05 1995 16:2416
    >There are rumours that a Danish international will be available from a
    >certain norf lahndan side and TGFTITW could do worse than signing him.
    >Not a lot worse, mind. 
    
    Stuart, I think said Danish international would be a more than adequate
    replacement for Ince from a vocal point-of-view. However, I think MUFC
    would be more interested in finding a replacement for Ince's
    footballing abilities ;-)
    
    Which is probably a moot point, becuase I heard yesterday that Inter
    have given up the ghost (not enough dosh...the times they are
    a-changing?), and Ince has said that he wants to stay at Old Trafford.
    
    At least, that's how the Italian televideo reported it...
    
    Dom 
32.5744CHEFS::EDWARDSDMon Jun 05 1995 17:3447
    Stuart (Arse variety),
    
>   -< Dave's a bit touchy today >-
    
    I'm in a perfectly good mood.  I was simply expressing my admiration
    for your obviously highly-developed sense of humour.
    
>    Wossup Dave? The sudden realisation that your chairman is as big a
>    dickhead as those in charge of the other 91 profeesional clubs in the
>    country? 
 
    Far from it.  Martin Edwards has never been liked by the fans and has
    always viewed the club as a means to make a fast buck.  However, I did
    think that he had changed slightly, and that he realised that success on the
    pitch will lead to success (for him) in the Superstore.  I thought the
    Cole deal was indicitive of this "changed" approach.  Alas, I should
    have realised that this leopard will not change his spots.  The attempt
    to sell Hughes was the first hint of this, and now the potential
    transfer of Ince, has confirmed that he is still the same old tw@t he
    always was.
       
>    Anyway, if they do sell Ince whats the problem? TGFTITW has the best
>    youth policy in the land so we are reliably informed by the media and
>    it would be novel for them to have a midfielder who was available for
>    selection for all of their league games and not missing due to
>    suspensions which arise from the fact that he is a mouthy little
>    gobsh***. There are rumours that a Danish international will be
>    available from a certain norf lahndan side and TGFTITW could do worse
>    than signing him. Not a lot worse, mind.
    
    There *are* some good kids coming through the ranks, however players
    like Butt and Beckham are not yet the finished article.  Nicky Butt
    will, imo, be an excellent midfielder and should not be allowed to
    leave the club, but not at the expense of Ince.  If we are to sell a
    (quote) mouthly little gobsh***, then I would prefer to see Keane go.
    I do rate him as a player, but he's bleedin' psycho.  Sure, Ince has
    got a gob on him, but he is rarely cautioned for foul play.  Keane is 
    a nutter, and he and Ince have never quite developed the midfield
    partnership Fergie was hoping for.  Preferably, I'd like to keep all
    the players currently on Utd's books (with the possible exception of
    Brian McClair).  I think the squad is strong enough to challenge for
    the title again next season and, providing Cole recovers from his shin
    problems, is better equipped to make a challenge in Europe than over
    the past 2-3 seasons. 
    
    
    
32.5745CHEFS::STRATFORDSAnybody except Stewart HoustonMon Jun 05 1995 18:0335
32.5746FORTY2::FOWLERMGrimsby Liberation FrontMon Jun 05 1995 18:0713
I thought Ince had said that he will stay at Old Trafford, as long as Man Utd
want him to. If he goes, it's because Edwards would rather have the dosh for a
Draper bid or something than the best midfielder in the Premiership. I don't
think Man Utd will win the league if they lose Ince.

In a way, a Sharpe transfer wouldn't surprise me. Although he looked fantastic
in his first season, he hasn't really made that greta an impression, which is
either down to his form or Fergie playing him in the wrong position. Maybe it
would be better to cash in on him now before he becomes an average 2 mill
midfielder. He's also said that he's perfectly happy to stay at Trafford,
although that could just have been when the alternative was Villa. 8-)

Mike
32.5747TUXEDO::HINXMANDreadful human beingMon Jun 05 1995 19:5610
	I don't follow the current line of argument.

	A while back we established that even when MUFC are not in the top
	division they could fill their stadium.

	So if Mr. Edwards can still produce the same revenue stream while
	paying First Division wages, he is acting in the best interests of
	the shareholders.

	Tony
32.5748CHEFS::STRATFORDSnaive and gullibleMon Jun 05 1995 20:019
    Tony,
    
    He can't be acting in the shareholders best interests if MUFC are
    relegated because the share price will fall even if the revenue stream
    is maintained due to the loss of prestige in the "brand name". He could
    however be said to be acting in the best interests of football if he
    presided over the demise of TGFTITW.
    
    Stuart
32.5749CHEFS::EDWARDSDMon Jun 05 1995 20:2819
    Tony,
    
    During the late 80s, Utd had an average attendance of roughly 45K. 
    These people would gladly turn up in all kinds of shitty weather to
    watch what was generally a piss-poor team.  Ferguson has brought
    success to the club and our lovely chairman has decided to make it his
    life's work to alienate Utd's "true fans" in order to attract Mr
    Souvenir Shop and his 2 kids who have recently decided to follow Utd
    cos they are successful.   They spends loads of money on poxy souvenirs
    and are quite happy to sing along with Tina Turner before the game starts.
    
    If/when the teams fortunes take a dive, these "fans" will disappear
    from Old Trafford and reappear at Anfield or Ewood or ..... etc etc
    Utd will then be faced with the scenario that they have lost a major
    source of income and they have lost a lot of local support through the
    clubs recent policies.  Edwards has to keep the team at the top or run
    the risk of a loss of income through the turnstiles and souvenir shops,
    and through a drop in the share price.
                                          
32.5750Tomorrow's fish-and-chip paper...VARESE::SACHA::IDC_BSTROh no! NOT Milan Kundera again!Tue Jun 06 1995 14:5423
    >Which is probably a moot point, becuase I heard yesterday that Inter
    >have given up the ghost (not enough dosh...the times they are
    >a-changing?), and Ince has said that he wants to stay at Old Trafford.
    
    Hate to say it, but it rather appears that the Italian press were
    leading me up the gum tree at the weekend (not for the first time). The
    latest news is that they expect the Ince deal to go ahead. Not only,
    they're also speculating that Lee Sharpe may be donning the
    blue-and-black stripes next year too. Obviously, Martin Edwards has
    inside information about UEFA changing the 3-foreigner rule...
    
    I can't believe that Inter are able to offer Ince more than United.
    Ince'd also be moving to a club that have scraped into the UEFA Cup (a
    92nd minute goal on the last day of the season!), and were knocked out
    by Aston Villa in last year's tournament. 
    
    Weird, very weird. There must be something more to it. (Cue messrs.
    Panes & Pateman with a spicey inside story regarding Ince's love for
    the bottle and Sharpe's cocaine habit, and maybe a dressing room tiff
    with a certain wife-stealing Frenchmean ;-)).
    
    Dom  
    
32.5751CHEFS::STRATFORDSmedication timeTue Jun 06 1995 15:0312
    According to this mornings press, Ferguson has blocked the Inter/Ince
    deal even though he cannot spend anymore money on players.
    
    Probable departees:
    
    Sharpe
    Hughes
    McClair
    Parker
    
    
    Stuart
32.5752CHEFS::EDWARDSDTue Jun 06 1995 15:1016
    Dom,
    
    Ince *does* want to stay at Old Trafford, however it seems that Martin
    Edwards was prepared to listen to Inter's offer.  The decision has been
    left with Fergie, and it would appear from this mornings news
    headlines that Fergie has told Inter to sod off.  I think that with
    some of the transfer fees being paid for "average" English players at
    the moment, Utd would have expected to get nearer to 10m for Ince.  I
    think if Inter had come up with that kind of dosh, the deal might be
    on.
    
    Now then, do you think Inter will consider buying the midfield maestro
    Brian McClair ?
    
    Dave
    
32.5753CHEFS::EDWARDSDTue Jun 06 1995 15:2029
>    Probable departees:
    
>    Sharpe
>    Hughes
>    McClair
>    Parker
    
    Hmmmm...
    
    Hughes - too important now that Cole might be knacked for at least 1
    month into the new season
    
    McClair - well, he's sh@gging Fergie so there's no chance of him going
    
    Parker - highly-rated by Fergie.  When fully-fit, he will provide
    excellent defensive cover at both right-back and centre-back.
    
    Sharpe - likely to go.  Fergie does rate Sharpe and Sharpe is happy at
    the club, but Fergie has to decide where to play him.  If/when KanKan
    goes, this does give Fergie breathing space to play both Giggs and
    Sharpe.  However, if KanKan stays, it looks like a straight choice
    between Giggs and Sharpe for the left-wing spot.  I still think that
    Giggs has the talent to become an excellent player, so I would imagine
    Sharpe will miss out.  I would like to see Sharpe in the team as he is 
    the best left-winger at the club.  I think Giggsy's best position will
    be in a kinda floating role supporting Cole, and drifting to the right
    flank.  We shall see ...
    
     
32.5754CHEFS::STRATFORDSmedication timeTue Jun 06 1995 15:2310
    Dave,
    
    Is Kanchelskis really likely to stay? The comments attributed to him
    during Cup Final week were fairly damning of Ferguson and it would seem
    unlikely that Ferguson would let him stay after that.
    
    Maybe you could do a deal with Arsenal and take Eddie McGoldrick in
    return?
    
    Stuart
32.5755FORTY2::FOWLERMGrimsby Liberation FrontTue Jun 06 1995 15:256
It's nice to see that Fergie has a shred of sanity left. Man Utd would be
completely barmy to sell Ince because there's no-one else in British football
that can dominate the midfield like he can. His loyalty to the club is an added
bonus.

Mike
32.5756YUPPY::PANESLocal Hero ( apparently )Tue Jun 06 1995 15:2912
       <<< Note 32.5755 by FORTY2::FOWLERM "Grimsby Liberation Front" >>>

>                                         His loyalty to the club is an added
>bonus.

Mike,

So as not to disappoint Dom, I feel I must comment on Paul Ince. I suspect 
that West Ham fans would have plenty to say about his "loyalty".

Stuart

32.5757CHEFS::STRATFORDSmedication timeTue Jun 06 1995 15:348
    Mike,
    
    "Ince", "Loyalty", "Club" are three words that are not ordinarily seen
    in the same sentence. Ask any West Ham fan. Now if you had said "His
    loyalty to his paypacket is an added bonus" then I don't think that
    there would have any question as to the accuracy of your statement.
    
    Stuart
32.5758VARESE::SACHA::IDC_BSTROh no! NOT Milan Kundera again!Tue Jun 06 1995 15:3510
>So as not to disappoint Dom, I feel I must comment on Paul Ince. I suspect 
>that West Ham fans would have plenty to say about his "loyalty".

    Stuart,
    
    Very disappointing by your standards - if you were a "News of the
    World" journalist, you'd probably be out of a job.
    
    Writer's block?
    
32.5759So sell Giggs and keep Sharpe?ZUR01::ASHGrahame Ash @RLETue Jun 06 1995 16:029
>                     <<< Note 32.5753 by CHEFS::EDWARDSD >>>

>    the best left-winger at the club.  I think Giggsy's best position will
>    be in a kinda floating role supporting Cole, and drifting to the right
>    flank.  We shall see ...
    
Isn't that Cantona?     

g
32.5760Snuggle up with Steve - The Brucey Duvet CoverCHEFS::EDWARDSDTue Jun 06 1995 16:397
    Not really - Cantona is more likely to come deep to get the ball, and
    then play majestic through balls for Cole.  Giggs will provide an extra
    option.  With the imminent departure of KanKan, Utd will need the extra
    width on the right that Giggs could provide.
    
    Anyway, I seriously doubt Utd could cope with the sudden drop in
    merchandising revenue if Giggsy was sold.
32.5761chief slogan writerCOMICS::HAWLEYIAnybody except Stuart StratfordTue Jun 06 1995 17:138
    
    > -< Snuggle up with Steve - The Brucey Duvet Cover >-
    
    Dave,
    
    Are the mancs paying you to advertise their merchandise???
    
    Ian.
32.5762funny old world, eh?TRUCKS::SANTGo on, give it one more turn....Tue Jun 06 1995 18:276
    
    	Isn't it extraordinary that you've all got so much to say and
    	speculate about the team and players that most of you admit to
    	hating so much...?
        
    	Andy.
32.5763No. It isn't extraordinary.AYOV29::MTHEODORESONCop for that, our kidTue Jun 06 1995 19:2827
    Andy

    	You have the biggest persecution complex I have ever seen. Either
    that or you are winding us all up right to the hilt. I wonder...

    	Firstly I think you'll find there has been a lot more discussion on
    bald and crap players in here recently than the goings on down Salford.

    	The speculation on Paul Ince being transferred has been very high
    in the news recently and thereby merits discussion not just by Man Utd
    supporters but by everybody. Personally I thought this was the entire
    point of the Football conference, the exchange of news, views and
    opinions or have I been under a misapprehension for some time ?

    	And I think you'll find the bulk of the speculation is being done by
    Dave Edwards - noted Man Utd fan of this parish. Or is he not allowed
    to say anything either ? 

    	Would you rather we all ignored you ? (Actually I think you
    probably would.) Oscar Wilde said there's only one thing worse than
    being talked about, and that's not being talked about. Man Utd are our
    favourite Aunt Sallies of the moment and you will just have to take the
    flak until that changes.

    Malc.

32.5764TRUCKS::SANTGo on, give it one more turn....Tue Jun 06 1995 19:494
    
    	Well done, Malc....you were the first to rise.. ;-)
    
    	Andy.
32.5765More trivia from OTCHEFS::EDWARDSDWed Jun 07 1995 13:469
    More information for all you ManU haters out there .....
    
    Cole's op was a success - surgeons have said that this should cure his
    shin splints problem for good.  Utd are expecting to have him fit for
    the start of next season.
    
    Utd have turned down a 3.5m bid from Blackburn for KanKan.  Even if
    KanKan wants to leave Utd, I would *like* to think Fergie would have
    the sense to sell him to a non-English club.
32.5766I can't spell KanchelkisYUPPY::PANESLocal Hero ( apparently )Wed Jun 07 1995 14:0811
    
>    Utd have turned down a 3.5m bid from Blackburn for KanKan.  Even if
>    KanKan wants to leave Utd, I would *like* to think Fergie would have
>    the sense to sell him to a non-English club.


     According to the radio this morning, his agent says that Andrei and
     Taggart have cleared the air.

     Stuart
     
32.5767You'll go blind, y'knowYUPPY::PANESLocal Hero ( apparently )Wed Jun 07 1995 20:1011
 A web page has been created for the Old Trafford Onanists. Pictures
 of L'enfant Terrible and other stuff.
 
 Is at ;

 http://www.uea.ac.uk/~u9320113/ec.html

 Enjoy,

 Stuart

32.5768CHEFS::GEORGEMMenace to SobrietyWed Jun 07 1995 20:136
hahaha...

>>>...uea...

That's the University of East Anglia, isn't it?  hmm...Not that I'd want to 
suggest anything about Man U fans not being Mancs or anything...but....
32.5769Matt, not you as well .....CHEFS::EDWARDSDWed Jun 07 1995 22:155
    >That's the University of East Anglia, isn't it?  hmm...Not that I'd
    >want to suggest anything about Man U fans not being Mancs or anything
    
    Hmmm,  I suppose that all Mancunians should go to Universities based in
    and around Manchester eh ?
32.5770It said on teletext last night...CHEFS::STRATFORDSmedication timeThu Jun 08 1995 11:325
    It would seem that harsh business reality has overtaken footballing
    ideology at TGFTITW. United have accepted an offer for Ince from Inter
    and the player is currently talking to their representatives.
    
    Stuart
32.5771YUPPY::PANESLocal Hero ( apparently )Thu Jun 08 1995 12:524
I'm not sure that Ince is that keen. I  haven't seen any pictures of him
in an Inter shirt, yet.

Stuart
32.5772CHEFS::GEORGEMMenace to SobrietyThu Jun 08 1995 13:547
Conflicting stories from BBC.  Yesterday, they said that Ince was off to Inter 
as part of a 10million package.  Today, they said that he'd been granted the 
right to "talk" to Inter.


re Dave.
It was an easy jibe.  What can I say...
32.5773VYGER::REIDICeltic FC Scottish Cup Champions 1995Thu Jun 08 1995 14:227
    
    re- Ince, 
    
    It was also on News At Ten last night, all that is left is
    for OJ to work out his contract.
    
    Choppers
32.5774And the first racist grafiti has already appeared in Milan...VARESE::SACHA::IDC_BSTROh no! NOT Milan Kundera again!Thu Jun 08 1995 15:0321
32.5775Special midfield offers in North London.YUPPY::OHAGANBMeals on Wheels of SteelThu Jun 08 1995 17:224
    Could we interest Sirs in a Parlour or perhaps a Jensen or maybe a
    Morrow or even a Selley? 
    
    barry.
32.5776OJ To Stay at OTESSB::BLONGPREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS 1993 &amp; 1994Thu Jun 08 1995 17:2513
32.5777CHEFS::EDWARDSDThu Jun 08 1995 17:5829
    Brian,
    
    Fergie has been quoted in some tabloids this morning as saying that the
    departure of Ince is for the benefit of the club in the long term !!!!!
    
    I think he's going.  However, this surely undermines Fergie's
    position....
    
    Inter approach Utd in March(?) - Fergie says no way
    Edwards tells Fergie there is no money available for transfers - Fergie
    says no problem, I don't want to  buy or (more importantly) sell
    anyone.
    Fergie goes on holiday - Inter chat to Edwards and make offer
    Fergie comes back from hols and we are told by Edwards that the final
    decision is Fergie's - Fergie says no way.
    Inter send delegation to talk to Edwards - Edwards says yes to deal.
    
    ie the final decision is Fergie's providing it concurs with Edwards.
    
    The statement (if true) by Fergie has got to be a vain attempt to save
    face.  He has stated on numerous occasions that Ince is the key element
    in the team.  It makes me wonder what message this is sending to the
    fans re the ambitions of the club when Newcastle are spending 10m to 
    strengthen their team, and Utd are selling their best players - without
    an obvious replacement.
    
    I'm seriously pi$$ed off !
    Bollocks ! Absolute bollocks !
    
32.5778I think this time's for real...VARESE::SACHA::IDC_BSTROh no! NOT Milan Kundera again!Thu Jun 08 1995 17:5817
    Brian, I don't profess to knowing nearly as much as you about the
    goings-on at Old Trafford, but I'm afraid that this has all the makings
    of a done deal. The Italian newspapers have quotes from all the main
    parties involved (including Ince and Ferguson) and have said that Ince
    only wants to see Milan (the city, not the club!) before he signs
    today.
    
    Now, if they translate the racist grafiti that have suddenly appeared
    on the walls of San Siro, he might just change his mind. I remember
    Udinese signing Ronnie Rosenthal and then calling the deal off after a 
    spate of anti-semetic grafiti. They even had the pluck to use the
    excuse that he'd failed to pass a medical ;-)
    
    Hope reigns eternal, but if this deal doesn't go through it means the
    Italian rags are *worse* than our tabloids!
    
    Dom
32.5779FORTY2::FOWLERMGrimsby Liberation FrontThu Jun 08 1995 18:0611
I'm so happy. 8-)

This is Championship Suicide by the Mancs.

Ince is vital to the Manc style of play because he can hold the midfield on his
own, allowing Utd to play the ridiculously large number of attackers that they
always do. 

I think you'll struggle to recapture your dominant form next year.

mike
32.5780Andy Sant is slashing his wrists as we speak ...AYOV29::MTHEODORESONCop for that, our kidThu Jun 08 1995 18:2718
    	I think someone should take Paul Minces side here. (Good grief, did
    I really write that ?)

    	If he has any ambition at all (apart from the one of accruing as
    large a bank balance as possible) he would realise that he has gone
    very far with both club and country within these shores (arguably as
    far as he CAN go ?) and should be looking for new fields to conquer.
    Italy is a/the major player in world football and is a worthy stamping
    ground for any professional player. It is time to prove to the world
    that he has got what it takes to play with the big boys.

    	Go for it Paul! Stuff Manchester United, think of yourself!

    Malc.

    PS What's Italian for "F*** off, ref" ?

32.5781FORTY2::FOWLERMGrimsby Liberation FrontThu Jun 08 1995 18:304
Ince wanted to stay at Trafford if possible, but the Mancs didn't want him.
Incredible. 

Mike
32.5782CHEFS::EDWARDSDThu Jun 08 1995 18:3316
    Malc,
    
    You're forgetting one thing - Ince doesn't/didn't want to go.  This
    whole transaction has been initiated by Inter and Martin Bleedin'
    Edwards.  I don't blame Ince if he does go, and have not criticised his
    part in all of this.  My criticism is aimed at the tw@t who's running
    the company - whooops, sorry - club!
    
    I don't think Utd have reached their potential - last season was such a
    disaster with the number of players unavailable (for various reasons),
    Fergie was unable to field his double-winning side.  Players like
    Giggs, Cole, Sharpe, Cantona, even Ince, have still got room for
    improvement.  I fully expected Ince to leave at some time, but not yet
    and certainly not like this !
    
    Dave
32.5783VARESE::SACHA::IDC_BSTROh no! NOT Milan Kundera again!Thu Jun 08 1995 19:1428
32.5784AYOV10::MDONNELLYHey 19, that's 'Retha FranklynThu Jun 08 1995 19:5311
    
    
    Heard a whisper today that Gazza is about to do a "Mo Johnstone" and
    sign for Man U after promising his services to Rangers???
    
    
    You heard it here first.....
    
    
    Michael
    
32.5785CHEFS::EDWARDSDThu Jun 08 1995 20:0516
    A fellow-Utd fan has just called me to say that Ince's agent has been
    interviewed on the radio.  The agent has stated categorically that Ince 
    has not spoken to Inter or Utd about this matter.  Ince only found out
    about the "transfer" via the media, and he is apparently shocked that
    Utd want to sell him.  He has reiterated that he does *not* want to
    leave Utd and is totally confused about what his next course of action
    should be. 
    
    What the f*ck is going on ?!?!?!?!?!?!
    
    re: Gascoigne
    
    If Utd do sell Ince, I too would not be surprised to see Gazza sign for
    Utd.  I entered a note a few months ago regarding Utd's strong interest
    in signing the silver one, and I would imagine his performances this
    week might be an influential factor in such a decision.
32.5786The Guv'norESSB::BLONGPREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS 1993 &amp; 1994Thu Jun 08 1995 22:2510
32.5787Nae fishing on Lochs for you Gazza.KIRKTN::DROONEYLifes a beachFri Jun 09 1995 03:4410
    
    If Gazza does the dirty on Rangers,Scotland is out as one of his
    holiday destinations.
    I think a season or two in Italy would make Ince an even better
    player and Utd could even have a first option clause on him and
    he could finish his career with them.
    
    Gazza....don`t do it.
    
    Davie
32.5788CHEFS::EDWARDSDFri Jun 09 1995 13:3136
    Brian,
    
    Fergie quotes in todays papers...
    
    "One of the main reasons why I decided we can afford to let him go was
    because of the mergence of Nicky Butt and some of our younger players. 
    I believe a midfield combination of Roy Keane and Butt will be as good
    as anything in the Premiership."
    
    I don't think it matters what Ince thinks of Inter, Italian football,
    or Man Utd - the decision has been made.
    
    Changing the subject slightly - I received my membership renewal
    details today.  A couple of interesting changes from last season.  As a
    result of the North Stand redevelopment, OT will have a much reduced
    capacity for most of next season.  Consequently, the powers that be at
    Utd have decided that ticket vouchers from *this* season will be used
    to determine who will get match tickets next season. Hmmm - ok.  At
    least the regular supporters will get preference.  Fans have been
    advised to keep their token sheets and that announcements will be made
    before each home game, indicating the number of vouchers needed to
    qualify for a ticket.  (The announcement will no doubt be made via a
    0891 number charging 50p a second - all profits to the club).
    
    Still awake ?  Well, the more interesting change concerns new members.
    ANy existing members who don't renew before the 1st August, will have
    their applications treated as if they are *new* members and as such,
    will NOT BE ENTITLED TO ANY MATCH-DAY TICKETS.  In other words, anybody
    who joins the Utd membership scheme next season, as a new member, iin
    order to apply for tickets, has got no chance.  However, you only know
    this if you are an existing member.  The poor sods won't know until
    they've sent in their 12 quid and received their merchandise catalogue
    plus acommpanying welcome letter.
    
    Oh, the Giggsy duvet cover is down to 9.99 (from 29.99) if anyone is
    interested !
32.5789Martin Edwards - Businessman of the YearYUPPY::PANESstop whispering, start shoutingFri Jun 09 1995 14:108
32.579050p?COMICS::HAWLEYIMr Flibble says: Game over boysFri Jun 09 1995 14:138
    
    Dave,
    
    How much does the "We're going to do the double again, 1994-1995 Season"
    t-shirt cost nowadays?
    
    Ian.
    :-)
32.5791CHEFS::EDWARDSDFri Jun 09 1995 14:3010
    >How much does the "We're going to do the double again, 1994-1995
    >Season t-shirt cost nowadays?"
    
    Ian,
    
    Probably not as much as the "John Barnes should never play for England
    again because he's absolutely sh!t"  t-shirt.
    
    Dave
    
32.5792I'm not jokingCHEFS::STRATFORDSmedication timeFri Jun 09 1995 14:489
    > "John Barnes should never play for England again because he's absolutely
    >  sh!t" 
    
    Dave,
    
    Apprently Barnes has been saying that he expects to reach 100 caps for
    England.
    
    Stuart
32.5793hands off john barnes!COMICS::HAWLEYIMr Flibble says: Game over boysFri Jun 09 1995 14:505
    Dave,
    
    Yoooouuuuur Diiithpicable!
                         
    Ian.
32.5794hot off stuart stratfords teleprinterCOMICS::HAWLEYIMr Flibble says: Game over boysFri Jun 09 1995 14:534
    
    Latest news:
    
    John Barnes to replace Paul Ince at OT.
32.5795Hawley, Dream on, Dream onCHEFS::STRATFORDSmedication timeFri Jun 09 1995 15:197
    re .5794
    
    Ian,
    
    I would never dream of making up anything as ridiculous as that ;^)
    
    Stuart
32.5796CHEFS::STRATFORDSmedication timeMon Jun 12 1995 20:335
    Seems that Mr Mince is not the only employee of TGFTITW that Inter
    Milan would like to sign. Apparently, they would like Alex Ferguson as
    their new coach. So it looks like its all change at OT this summer.
    
    Stuart
32.5797The Guv'nor Must StayESSB::BLONGPREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS 1993 &amp; 1994Tue Jun 13 1995 21:486
32.5798YUPPY::PANESUh oh, here come the fish headsWed Jun 14 1995 12:428
   <<< Note 32.5797 by ESSB::BLONG "PREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS 1993 & 1994" >>>
                           -< The Guv'nor Must Stay >-


I was reading an article about TGFTITW the other day, and it said that the
only player to call Ince "The Guvnor", was er... Ince.

Stuart
32.5799YUPPY::OHAGANBPoodle FatwaWed Jun 14 1995 16:467
    Strange too that he assumes his gu'vnor role by way of verbally
    intimidating the opposition and refs and by gritting his teeth 
    and looking vicious. A bit of a poof compared to the likes oF
    Tommy Smith, Ron Harris, Norman Hunter, The Richardsons of Sarf
    Lun'un etc.
    
    Vinnie Jones.
32.5800Who will be next to Go?????ESSB::BLONGPREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS 1993 &amp; 1994Wed Jun 14 1995 17:188
32.5801CHEFS::STRATFORDSmedication timeWed Jun 14 1995 17:297
    Re Hughes & Bruce.
    
    Martin Edwards has blocked both of these moves, saying that they are
    too important to the club, although whether that was his or Fergusons
    view is not clear.
    
    Stuart
32.5802He lets Fergie have a say sometimes to keep him..YUPPY::ANDERSONREuro-Cup &amp; Relegation DoubleWed Jun 14 1995 18:2013
>>           <<< Note 32.5801 by CHEFS::STRATFORDS "medication time" >>>

>>    Re Hughes & Bruce.
    
>>    Martin Edwards has blocked both of these moves, saying that they are
>>    too important to the club, although whether that was his or Fergusons
>>    view is not clear.
    
    According to the Torygraph, Edwards referred Derby to Ferguson who told
    them in no uncertain terms to put the idea out of their heads
    
    Rob (who's really impressed with the new managerial partnership at
    Meadow Lane - Thompson & Murphy ! [oblig smiley] )
32.5803arriverderci OJYUPPY::PANESKen Dodd's Dad's dog's deadThu Jun 15 1995 17:026
Its looks as if Mr Ince is going to sign for Inter. The major stumbling 
appears to be his Mrs and her inability to find suitable housing. Apparently
stone clad "ranch style" houses are not that popular in Lake Como and the
environs.

Stuart
32.5804YUPPY::ASHLEYSMITHironing the irony boardThu Jun 15 1995 17:155
    Read somewhere that Inter may also try to purchase Cantona and 
    Lee Sharpe as well. Sharpe being "recommended" by Ince no less.
    I'spose he could be someone to talk to.
    
    Andy
32.5805YUPPY::OHAGANBDigital at Kleinwort BensonThu Jun 15 1995 17:2312
 
>>appears to be his Mrs and her inability to find suitable housing. Apparently
>>stone clad "ranch style" houses are not that popular in Lake Como and the
>>environs.

    
    You mean the ones that come complete with a wagon wheel stapled to 
    the side? I'm sure that the Italians will be able to furnish the 
    Inces with some kitsch trappings.
    
    barry.
    
32.5806Smileys and allegedlies with this one ...AYOV29::MTHEODORESONCop for that, our kidThu Jun 15 1995 17:318
    
    > Sharpe being "recommended" by Ince no less.
    > I'spose he could be someone to talk to.
    
    	It couldn't possibly be that Lee is his pusher. Could it ?
    
    Malc$only_kidding_really.
    
32.5807CHEFS::GEORGEMAbertawe Riot Squad EliteThu Jun 15 1995 18:204
Well BBC have confirmed that Ince is on a 2million a year contract, for 3 
years.  Sharpe and someone else might go too (forget who, now).

Cheerio, OJ.
32.5808Will he or Won't heESSB::BLONGPREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS 1993 &amp; 1994Thu Jun 15 1995 19:236
32.5809Paul, whats the Italian for video????YUPPY::PANESKen Dodd's Dad's dog's deadThu Jun 15 1995 19:316
re .5808

Does this mean that Ambrose Mendy is due a "home visit"?


Stuart
32.5810stumbling blockFORTY2::MDAVIESFri Jun 16 1995 16:155
Think the major stumbling block is the inability of the italian's to find him
accomodation large enough to house his mouth, perhaps they can give him
Scilly, that may be sufficient, maybe then he'll get shot by the mafia with a
little bit of luck, wonder how long it will be till he's wearing a Roma shirt in
their national paper!
32.5811Ince heading for Tresco?COMICS::HAWLEYIMr Flibble says: Game over boysFri Jun 16 1995 16:216
> perhaps they can give him Scilly


bit of a long way to commute. Why not Sicily instead?

Ian.
32.5812FORTY2::MDAVIESFri Jun 16 1995 16:233
ref 32.5811,

why not the Gaza Strip?
32.5813It`s a palace or nowt!KIRKTN::DROONEYLifes a beachFri Jun 16 1995 17:267
    
    Seemingly the Inter Milan representatives took Ince and his wife
    to the richest part of Milan and Mrs Ince couldn`t find a house
    she liked.
    They must have a cracker of a pad in Manchester.
    
    Davie.
32.5814CHEFS::STRATFORDSmedication timeFri Jun 16 1995 17:384
    Rumour has it that Ince lives in Moss Side and was disappointed that he
    couldn't find anything quite like it in Milan ;^}
    
    Stuart
32.5815Mrs. Ince = The GuvnorVARESE::SACHA::IDC_BSTROh no! NOT Milan Kundera again!Fri Jun 16 1995 17:5415
    I can't think of any Inter or Milan player who lives *in* Milan (i.e.
    the city itself); I'm not even sure that either club would allow it! Fact 
    is, the air pollution makes Manchester seem like the Swiss Alps!
    
    Which is all the more extraordinary because all the houses that Mrs.
    Ince "refused" were on Lake Como (which was good enough for the
    Rummenigge family a few years back) or in Milano 3, a very exclusive
    residential area about 20 minutes south of Milan. Sounds like Mrs. Ince
    realises she's on to a good thing.
    
    Then again, Inter, Milan, Juventus et al seem to think they can buy
    anything they want, so it's nice to see someone milking them for every
    penny they've got ;-)
    
    Dom
32.5816GENIE::GOODEJMr Dragon - 761 4831Fri Jun 16 1995 19:1613
    
    I think some people are being a little hard on Ince. How many of you
    would not be picky where you lived if you were moving yourself & family
    to a foreign country. I know you're going to say "but look at the
    money he's going to make etc" but money isn't everything and he and his
    wife clearly need time to discuss and decide their future. Its only
    sensible to invest a little time now. Moving country is a hugh upheaval
    & the last thing Ince, or his manager, wants is extra pressure because
    his family havn't settled there. It happens all too often, even with
    players moving around in the uk, so I think Ince is doing the wise
    thing and taking his time.
    
    JBG
32.5817FORTY2::MDAVIESFri Jun 16 1995 19:299
true bit i've never forgiven him for leaving West Ham in the disgraceful way he
did, a professional player under contract at a club who gave him everything 
shouldn't be seen in National Newspapaers with A Man Utd shirt on, saying that
he didn't wan't to play for the hammers any more, there's ways to do things, 
hope for his sake his learn't his lesson, if he does it in italy, it will be 
more then boos every time he came back to Upton Park, he'll have death threats
if he backstabs the italians,

Mark.
32.5818CHEFS::GEORGEMAbertawe Riot Squad EliteFri Jun 16 1995 19:3111
re Ian, .5811

>>>>>Ince heading for Tresco? 

hmm....does shelf-stacking pay 2million a year, these days?



inquisitively,

Mr.Obvious.
32.5819FORTY2::MDAVIESFri Jun 16 1995 19:392
ref -1, shelf stacking is too good for him, wiping grafetti off walls, or
a job on a sewage farm would be better suited for an Ince.
32.5820IMUSA = Independent Man Utd Supporters Assoc.CHEFS::EDWARDSDMon Jun 19 1995 19:2480
    If anyone is still interested in the Ince affair, I thought I'd post 
    this mail I received from the Utd mailing list this morning ....
    
    
On Suday 18 June, a delegation of IMUSA members (Andy Walsh, Johnny
Flacks and Dave Kirkwood) delivered a letter of support to Paul
Ince's house in Bramhall, stating that all United fans want him to
stay and he has their full support in whatever decision he comes to.

We had previously been told by his agent that Ince was staying in
Barking with his wifes family and it was a huge surprise on arriving
at Ince's to find them all at home (Ince staying in Barking was a
smoke screen to keep the media away). Paul and Claire invited the
boys in and were greatly impressed by the effort they had made to
show the support of the fans. They then spent the next hour and a
half discussing the issue of Ince's sale and a few salient points
came out of this discussion.

(1) Paul Ince does not want to leave Man Utd - he is now in utter
turmoil as he tries to make a decision he doesn't want to make.
Although United only let Inter approach Ince, they have given him no
signal that they would welcome his decision to stay with the reds. If
Ince knew that United wanted him to stay, he would stay. An example
of the deterioration of the relationship between Ince and United
could be seen when Ince asked Johnny Flacks (who he's never met
before) to try and get an insight into what Edwards is thinking at a
United Old Boys Dinner they will both be attending on Tuesday!

(2) Ince and his wife have not been motivated by the money on offer
from Inter. They both stated that they were very happy and settled in
Manchester. This sentiment was expressed in the house they lived in,
which was by no means outragously exclusive (also, Claire had said
that the appartments they had been shown in Milan were not that
impressive).

In conclusion, it appears that the men from upstairs (which may or
may not include Ferguson) want Ince out and they are going about this
in a totally unprofessional manner, treating Ince as mere collateral
whilst the fans can go to hell and be told any old bullshit.

If you would like to know what is going on in the minds of the people
who run things at OT then write/fax them to voice your dismay at how
this Ince deal is being processed. It will make a difference!

United's address is as follows:

MUFC
Sir Matt Busby Way
Old Trafford
Manchester
M16 0RA
Fax: (44) 161-877-8026


Cheers,

Craig
(IMUSA Membership Officer)

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32.5821A long debate in the pub last nightYUPPY::PANESKen Dodd's Dad's dog's deadTue Jun 20 1995 12:284
All this will he - won't he nonsense about Paul "The Guvnor" Ince seems
to be clouding the real issue, vis. Why are United selling him??

Stuart
32.5822FUTURS::EDWARDSTue Jun 20 1995 13:3222
    >Why are United selling him??
    
    Stuart,
    
    I wish I knew !  The only theory I have is that Utd are desperate to
    improve their image at the moment, and the powers-that-be ie Edwards,
    Charlton etc view Ince as the main source of trouble.  I did hear a
    rumour that Utd were concerned about the influence Ince has on the
    other players and the effect he was having on Giggs and Cole in
    particular.  If that is the real reason, then why go to such lengths to 
    keep Cantona ?  Ince moans a bit, but he's not a stamper/fighter.  I
    would suspect that the decision to keep the mad Frenchman reinforced
    the ABU club's opinion that Utd want success at any cost, and are not
    overly concerned about any image problem.
    
    Having said all that, it may just be that the PLC part is more important 
    than the FC and Edwards just wants to bump up this year's dividend.  
    
    Either way, I don't expect we'll find out until after the deal has been
    done.
    
    Dave
32.5823FUTURS::EDWARDSTue Jun 20 1995 13:5215
    Just received on the mailing list ...
    
    Fixtures for first day of 1995-96 Premiership
    August 12th 1995

    Aston Villa v Man Utd
    Arsenal v Middlesborough
    Blackburn v QPR
    Chelsea v Everton
    Liverpool v Sheff Weds
    Newcastle v Coventry
    Man City v Spurs
    Southampton v Nott Forest

    A couple of games are missing ... I'll post them when I have them
32.5824FUTURS::EDWARDSTue Jun 20 1995 13:551
    I think that should be the 19th August.
32.5825YUPPY::PANESKen Dodd's Dad's dog's deadTue Jun 20 1995 14:3812
RE Ince.

The crux of my argument last night, was that if MUFC Plc wanted/needed
money, surely if would be better to sell Giggs. I am of the opinion
that Ince is far more of an asset to the team, and with Kanchelsis (sp)
scoring and providing, and perhaps a return to form with a protracted
run for Sharpe., your mob could be quids in . I guess the downside is who
would want a Paul Ince duvet?


Stuart

32.5826The first 4 GamesESSB::BLONGPREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS 1993 &amp; 1994Tue Jun 20 1995 17:1711
32.5827FUTURS::EDWARDSTue Jun 20 1995 18:192
    Eric's 1st league game is scheduled to be at home to Man City on Oct
    14th.
32.5828Eh Eric, calm down !FUTURS::EDWARDSTue Jun 20 1995 18:393
    Actually, Utd do have a scheduled home game with the Red Sh**e on Sept
    30th.  This will undoubtedly be moved by SKY, so Eric could make his
    comeback against the scousers !
32.5829The FixturesESSB::BLONGPREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS 1993 &amp; 1994Tue Jun 20 1995 19:194
32.5830FUTURS::EDWARDSTue Jun 20 1995 19:2389
August           

19 Aston Villa............A
23 West Ham Utd...........H
26 Wimbledon..............H
29 Blackburn..............A

September

 9 Everton................A
16 Bolton Wanderers.......H
20 CCC 2/1L
23 Sheffield Wednesday....A
30 Liverpool..............H

October

 4 CCC 2/2L                   Warm up for Eric
14 Manchester City........H   Eric is Back!
21 Chelsea................A
25 CCC 3
28 Middlesbrough..........H   Robbo Returns!

November

 4 Arsenal................A
11 FA Cup 1
18 Southampton............H
22 Coventry City..........A
25 Nottingham Forest......A
29 CCC 4

December

 2 Chelsea (FA Cup 2).....H
 9 Sheffield Wednesday....H
16 Liverpool..............A
23 Leeds Utd..............A
26 Newcastle Utd..........H
30 Queens Park Rangers....H

January

 1 Tottenham Hotspur......A
 6 FA Cup 3
10 CCC Qtr Finals
13 Aston Villa............H
20 West Ham Utd...........A
27 FA Cup 4

February

 3 Wimbledon..............A
10 Blackburn Rovers.......H
14 CCC SF/1L
17 Everton (FA Cup 5).....H
21 CCC SF/2L
24 Bolton Wanderers.......A

March

 2 Newcastle Utd..........A
 9 Leeds Utd (FA Cup 6)...H
16 Queens Park Rangers....A
23 Tottenham Hotspur......H
24 CCC Final
30 Arsenal (FA Cup SF/1)..H
31 FA Cup SF/2

April

 6 Manchester City........A
 8 Coventry City..........H
13 Southampton............A
27 Nottingham Forest......H

May

 4 Middlesbrough..........A
11 FA Cup Final
Other bits ......

BTW: Paul Ince had a long talk with Martin Edwards yesterday about
his proposed move to Inter. The news report doesn't give any detail
except to say that Incey is still undecided.

AND: Fans were demonstrating outside Old Trafford today with a large
banner declaring "INCE MUST STAY".
    
32.5831MARVIN::MORRELLHmmmmmm......Wed Jun 21 1995 14:016
    >23 Leeds Utd..............A
    
    	Well that's an easy three home points for us....
    
    Rick.
    
32.5832prams outsideWOTVAX::NEARYMVINI..VIDI..VICIWed Jun 21 1995 15:3216
    Re:- why are they selling Ince.
    
    
    It may be that he wants to play for a winning team before he retires,
    by that I mean a winning European team, surely if Man.u. get rid of 
    all there team you would just bye another.
    					   Don't worry all you Man.u. fans
    I've heard there eleven prams out side your holy gates at old trafford
    the other week, its probably the new team, its rumoured there in
    training and will be ready for the start of the season.
    
    
    cheers.
    
    Mick.
                         
32.5833re. -1 Will the real Cunno please stand up? ;-)VARESE::SACHA::IDC_BSTROh no! NOT Milan Kundera again!Wed Jun 21 1995 16:401
    
32.5834He's only a poor little scouser ....CHEFS::EDWARDSDWed Jun 21 1995 17:546
    >It may be that he wants to play for a winning team before he retires
    
    and pray tell, what have Inter won over the past few seasons ?
    
    Why don't you just concentrate on finding a striker prepared to go to
    Goodison ?!
32.5835allegedlyCOMICS::HAWLEYIMr Flibble says: Game over boysWed Jun 21 1995 17:548
    
    re: eleven prams outside Old Trafford
    
    Was Lee Chapman's wife seen walking away???
    
    :-)
    
    Ian.
32.5836everton foreverWOTVAX::NEARYMVINI..VIDI..VICIWed Jun 21 1995 18:4823
    Hi 
    
    Well I for one am glad that Liverpool got stan the man, It would
    seem to me that Everton don't need strikers to beat the likes of
    Man.U. we can do it with what we have now.
    					    I would prefer big JOE to
    bye midfielders and defenders!!!! again I must say we are already
    good enough to compete!! I, and don't repeat this anywhere, happen
    to think that if Man.U. had been a bit luckier with injuries and
    suspenions last season would have done the double again, but the
    fact that Everton stood there ground and overcame you on the last
    two fixtures we met, can only speak volumes for there resolve and      
    would lead me to think that there may not be to much wrong with
    there current setup.
    			You won't here me say this to often but I think
    that for shear quality Man.U. were the best side in the league last
    season, I think that next season will see a new peaking order, It
    looks very much like Liverpool could lead that order to me, as a 
    fan of good football I hope all our clubs do well in Europe, and as
    a Northwestern I will be supporting all our clubs, irrespective of
    the colour of there kit.
    
    Mick.
32.5837CHEFS::EDWARDSDWed Jun 21 1995 19:0415
    Mick,
    
    I don't think any team managed by Joe Royle will be found wanting in
    the determination department.  However, Everton will need to be a lot
    more consistent next season if they are to have any hope of competing
    for the real prize - the championship.  It's no good raising your game
    to beat the likes of Utd and Liverpool, if you're going to lose to the
    Coventrys/West Hams of this world.  It may have escaped your notice,
    but you still finished in the bottom 7/8 (?) in the league and were a
    pretty dire team to watch.  Big Dunc may not be available for a chunk
    of next season, and Ammotaxi seems a tad pissed-off with the club, so
    Stan would have been a great purchase - as Liverpool will find out.
    
    Ah well, I'm sure you'll live off the Cup win for a few years !  
                                      
32.5838I'll agree to disagreeWOTVAX::NEARYMVINI..VIDI..VICIWed Jun 21 1995 19:4318
    Hi 
    
    Yes of course your right about being consistent, you also overlook
    a small something and that the record pre big Joe, as againt the 
    record after big Joe took over, West ham for one we beat them at 
    home and drew away much like Man.U., pre Joe we lost to Coventry
    at home but drew away under Joe, the point I'm trying so hard to
    make is that after Joe Royal took over we had some consistancy. I
    agree also that Stan would be a great signing, but unlike yourself
    I think that you could bye a team to win the league for the same
    money.
    	I long to see how next season unfolds it should be very
    interesting to see who the major forces are, I hope as an Evertonian
    we can attract some good midfielders and defenders to the club, I
    hold firm with the belief that you build a side from the back, if
    you don't let anything in, you will win alot.
    
    Mick.
32.5839But I'm sure its not about moneyYUPPY::PANESYou can be unsure with ShellWed Jun 21 1995 21:4410
I've just been speaking to a MAnc, and he told me that one of the stories
going round about Paul " Come on, we'll take you all on" Ince centres
on MU versus the Arse last season. Apparently "Wrighty"  and "Brucey" had
a bit of a set to in the tunnel, and "The Guvnor" apparently did not take
"Brucey's" side. This allegedly miffed Ferguson ( bunker paranoia - you're
either with us or against us attitude). This may of course all be some
narrow minded fascist scum trying to bring rascism into the agenda or it
maybe .........

Stuart
32.5840CHEFS::EDWARDSDThu Jun 22 1995 13:423
    Hmmm, that may not be too far from the truth.  I remember reading about
    the tunnel confrontation between Bruce and Wright, and it's well
    documented that Wrighty and Incey are "close", so who knows !    
32.5841EDwards:"Ince won't join and English club!"..RIGHTMUGGER::HUGHESSThu Jun 22 1995 16:173
    
    Ince is currently at Spurs today for talks...........
    
32.5842and == anMUGGER::HUGHESSThu Jun 22 1995 16:182
    The deal being discussed involves Anderton..........
    
32.5843Edwards OutESSB::BLONGPREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS 1993 &amp; 1994Fri Jun 23 1995 13:308
32.5844DittoCHEFS::EDWARDSDFri Jun 23 1995 13:4420
    >Ceefax reported that Fergie told Ince he wanted him to stay, well why
    >the &*$# was he let talk to them in the first place.
    
    Because it ain't Fergie who runs the club !  8m quid for a
    trouble-maker probably represents good business for Martin Edwards,
    especially with the new stand costing 28m.  I'm disappointed this
    morning because it really did look like he was going to stay.  I'm
    don't know how much of this money Fergie will have to spend, but we are
    running short of candidates to replace Bruce as captain.  We need a
    leader, preferably at centre-back (as a direct replacement for Bruce)
    and I'm struggling to think of anybody who could fill that role (and
    who's English).
    
    I'm also concerned about the effect this will have on the remaining
    players at the club.  There are strong rumours that KanKan, Sharpe and
    Hughes will leave.  I'd imagine Giggs might want to join his bezzy mate
    so they can enjoy their jig in the San Siro, so a major reshuffle looks
    on the cards.  All I can say to Fergie and Edwards is that it had
    better work.  There's little point having a 55,000 stadium if the team
    ain't good enough to compete with the best.
32.5845CHEFS::STRATFORDSBilly No MatesFri Jun 23 1995 14:144
    For those of you who are desperate to say "bye bye" to Paul, he will be
    making his Inter debut at Highbury on August 10.
    
    Stuart 
32.5846CHEFS::STRATFORDSBilly No MatesFri Jun 23 1995 14:157
    re .5843 
    
    >Edwards Out
    
    Why whats Dave ever done to you?
    
    Stuart
32.5847BLKPUD::STOCKMANSFri Jun 23 1995 17:048
News just out!!!!!!


Mark Hughes has just signed for Chelsea!!!!

What a bummer!!!!! I just can't believe this!

Si
32.5848how much?COMICS::HAWLEYIMr Flibble says: Game over boysFri Jun 23 1995 17:076
    
    Details?
    
    [There is much wailing from Man Utd fans here]
    
    Ian.
32.5849Sparkey to Stamford BridgeESSB::BLONGPREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS 1993 &amp; 1994Fri Jun 23 1995 17:175
32.5850Edwards OutMUGGER::HUGHESSFri Jun 23 1995 17:202
    Bring back Michael Knighton, he wouldn't have let Hughes go.
 
32.5851CHEFS::EDWARDSDFri Jun 23 1995 17:2714
    I'm surprised that Sparky is joining Chelsea, but I'm certainly not
    surprised he's going.  I thought it was fairly obvious that this would
    be an important summer for Utd.  Whilst the "kids" remain kids, they
    are not going to expect a 1st team place.  However, players like Butt
    and Scholes each made over a dozen appearances last season and will
    start to expect a regular 1st team place.  Sparky was not linking well
    with Cole, and with Cantona staying, I thought the writing was very
    much on the wall.  Don't get me wrong, I would love him to stay - but
    from his point of view, he wants to be playing 1st team football.  I'm
    sure he will do well at Chelsea and I'm sure all Utd fans wish him all
    the best for the remainder of his career.
    
    That's 2 whingers gone - now then, who wants Irwin and Keane ?
    
32.5852CHEFS::EDWARDSDFri Jun 23 1995 17:308
    re: Michael Knighton
    
    Interesting that you mention him.  At the time, the man was considered
    to be a bit of a joke, but in hindsight I wonder if Utd fans regret
    the fact that he didn't succeed in taking over from Edwards.  Knighton
    is regarded as something of a messiah at Carlisle because of his
    efforts for the club.  At least he puts football first, something that
    can't be said of Fartin Edwards.
32.5853YUPPY::OHAGANBFri Jun 23 1995 18:3211
   >> running short of candidates to replace Bruce as captain.  We need a
   >> leader, preferably at centre-back (as a direct replacement for Bruce)
   >> and I'm struggling to think of anybody who could fill that role (and
   >> who's English).
 
    Erm, one Tony Adams springs to mind but you ain't getting him.
    
    barry.
    
    
32.5854Offside Ref !CHEFS::EDWARDSDFri Jun 23 1995 18:356
    Barry,
    
    I'd already ruled out Adams - we play the ball to feet at Old Trafford,
    not to row X !
    
    Dave
32.5855Edwards - You're just a miserable git ;^)CHEFS::STRATFORDSBilly No MatesFri Jun 23 1995 18:388
    Dave,
    
    Stop whining - You admitted in the pub the other week that he was the
    best centre-half in country. I think my prediciton of the current Utd
    side going the way of the 1990/1 Arsenal side may well come true. How
    sad.
    
    Stuart
32.5856CHEFS::EDWARDSDFri Jun 23 1995 18:555
    >You admitted in the pub the other week that he was the best
    >centre-half in country.
    
    WHAAAAAAAT !  I must have had more to drink than I thought !  I thought
    I said he was the *ugliest* centre-half in the country. 
32.5857CHEFS::STRATFORDSBilly No MatesFri Jun 23 1995 19:076
    >WHAAAAAAAT !  I must have had more to drink than I thought !  I
    >thought I said he was the *ugliest* centre-half in the country.   
    
    Nah, that goes to Steve Bruce....
    
    
32.5858FORTY2::FOWLERMGrimsby Liberation FrontFri Jun 23 1995 19:089
>>> WHAAAAAAAT !  I must have had more to drink than I thought !  I thought
>>> I said he was the *ugliest* centre-half in the country. 

Not even I believe that, and I wasn't even there. Putting Adams up against
Martin Keown in an "Ugliest Centre back" competition would be like putting
Ronnie Whelan up against Tony Daley in a "Sprinting and Best Haircut"
competition. He'd have no chance. 8-)

Mike
32.5859CHEFS::STRATFORDSBilly No MatesFri Jun 23 1995 19:349
    Mike,
    
    I'm not entirely sure that Keown now qualifies as a centre-half as he
    played most of last season in midfield (whilst wandering round like a
    headless chicken) so I'm afraid that Steve Bruce is still the ugliest
    centre-half in the country. Although he is being pushed closely by
    Shaun Teale ;^)
    
    Stuart
32.5860How about...CHEFS::RUTHERFORDIIndecision is the key to flexibilityFri Jun 23 1995 19:364
    Excuse me, but surely Gary Ablett is pretty close !!
    
    
    Ian.
32.5861CHEFS::STRATFORDSBilly No MatesFri Jun 23 1995 19:403
    Yeah but Abletts got an excuse - he's a scouser and they are all pug
    ;^)
    
32.5862Buy "Dreamboat"YUPPY::PANESTony Blair - Tory Plan B (anag.)Fri Jun 23 1995 19:499
32.5863MOGGAKIRKTN::GMCKEEFri Jun 23 1995 21:283
    
    What about that handsome Celtic centre half Tony Mowbray...he makes
    Terry Butcher look like an Oil of Ulay model.
32.5864Sparky goes!TLAV02::WICHAIWONGMon Jun 26 1995 08:4923
    Can't believe that we sold Sparky to Chealsea!  I'm a red army far away
    from U.K. so I may not understand well what's going on in the
    buy-and-sell system for a football club.  One example, Newcastle sold
    Cole to us for 7 million but soon just got Ferdinand for 6 million. 
    What's a funny?  Someone may say that Ferdinand is better than Cole but 
    Cole is at St. James park for a couple of years and produces a number
    of scores for them.  Maybe Money is first, Royalty comes second!
    
    For Ince, he plays with United for a long long times.  His royalty is
    in the high degrees.  If we buy Mark Draper for 4-5 million, Do you
    think that the different about 2-3 million that we got from Ince is a
    good idea?   
    
    For Hughes, it's the fact that many of us loves him and want him to
    stay.  I can't believe my eyes when I saw the news from Siam Sport
    Newspaper here in Thailand. It hurts me and many of supporters.  I may
    cry when we will have the match against Chealsea, and see Hughes is
    attacked by Pally or Bruce.  The good news is that Edwards and Fergie
    will not sell more players.  Hope that the new player that we will sign
    should surprise us but should be Englishman.  
    
    
    Wichai Wongnirund.  
32.5865from CEEFAXCHEFS::GROOMNA curry a day keeps the missus awayMon Jun 26 1995 15:086
    A couple of names being linked with Utd at the moment are Stoichkov and
    Baggio (R).  I guess Fergie will have to sign someone soon (almost
    certainly a BIG name) just to appease the fans.
    
    
    Nev.
32.5866There's always a time to move on...TRUCKS::SANTGo on, give it one more turn....Mon Jun 26 1995 15:2922
    
    	Well a sea-change appears to be sweeping through OT as a result
    	of drawing a blank last season and winning nothing.
    
    	Ince out, Hughes out, Kanchelskis soon to follow, Bruce being
    	feted by Derby and others....
    
    	I don't mind this. Change is necessary to continue success. What 
    	does bother me is the apparent animosity that accompanies these
    	changes.
    
    	1.5m for Hughes is very good business. 8m or whatever it is for
    	Ince the Lip is very very good business. Bothe these players
    	will be quickly forgotten if United start well next season. But
    	the rancour and bad feeling will rise if we're abject in August
    	and septic in September....we shall see.
    
    	The king is dead, long live the king. Never more true than in
    	football.
    
    	Andy.
             
32.5867CHEFS::EDWARDSDMon Jun 26 1995 15:3717
    Although I'm as frustrated with goings-on at Utd at the moment as any
    other Utd fan, I certainly don't want the club to invest a huge amount
    of money just to appease the fans.  We still have an excess of forwards
    with Cole, Cantona, Sharpe, Giggs, KanKan and Scholes, even after the
    sale of Hughes, so I'm not sure that bringing in another foreign
    forward is the answer.  I would much rather Utd bought someone like
    Maldini to strenghten the defence, which looked decidedly dodgy towards
    the back-end of last season.  If Utd do buy another forward, then
    players like KanKan and Sharpe will probably leave, and then the fans
    will get all moody again.  
    
    Having said all that, I would love to see Stoichkov at OT.  He is a
    class player and would certainly add an extra dimension up front.   I
    think he could link well with Cole, who is a similar type of player
    (admittedly not in the same class) as Romario.  A forward line of
    Giggs, Cantona, Cole and Stoichkov could be very exciting and explosive
    !!!!!
32.5868More left-wingers than LabourAYOV27::FW_TEMP01J Hussey - Arran's in view todayMon Jun 26 1995 15:569
While Stoichkov would be a great buy his basic play seems to be rather 
similar to Giggs. ie. left-sided forward.  I think Lee Sharpe would definately
be on his way then as that would be at least 4 players (with Davis?) for
the same position.

I think a central defender is the priority with Bruce being over the hill.
Of course there's always David May (smiley thing) or perhaps Fergie feels
that Gary Neville is ready to play in his favoured position.

32.5869TRUCKS::SANTGo on, give it one more turn....Mon Jun 26 1995 16:0616
    
    	I don't think we should delude ourselves with talk of players like
    	Baggio, Stoichkov, or even Maldini. These players are not going
    	to leave to play at United. English football just isn't good
    	enough to keep these players interested or paid enough.
    
    	We need to sell Keane. With him out we could improve our public
    	image no end. We've got to stop being seen as moaning whinging
    	cheats and concentrate on the good aspects of our team and our
    	football. There's no doubt we play an attractive style. Lately
    	though the headlines have been made by lunacy on and off the
    	field that has no place in football - not at Old Trafford
    	anyway.
    
    	Andy.
             
32.5870Keano is the guvn'rCHEFS::EDWARDSDMon Jun 26 1995 16:2932
    Andy,
    
    >English football just isn't good enough to keep these players
    >interested
    
    errr, Klinsmann, Bergkamp, Roy, Cantona, Gullit, Yeboah etc would
    suggest otherwise !
    
    Baggio has already declared a desire to play in England, and his agent
    was quoted at the weekend as saying that Baggio would only consider
    leaving Italy to play for Utd, Real Madrid and Barca.  I think there is
    every possibility that Utd could sign Baggio.  
    
    It is likely that Stoichkov will leave Barca - unfortunately it is because 
    of his poor disciplinary record.  Whether he is interested in playing
    in England or not, I'm not sure Utd would want to risk Cantona *and*
    Stoichkov in the same team.
    
    >We need to sell Keane.
    
    Keane will not be sold by Utd - in selling Ince, Utd have basically
    handed Keane the main midfield role.  I know the image is a problem,
    but don't think that selling Ince, Hughes, Keane etc will suddenly
    transform the masses into a bunch of Utd lovers.  Ince and Hughes have
    gone - that should help matters considerably.  
    
    From what you're saying Andy, it seems that you consider Utd's image to
    be a top priority next season.  Sod that.  I consider regaining the
    Championship to be the number 1 priority.  If players like Keane can
    help achieve that goal, then I can put up with a little bad press.
      
    Dave
32.5871CHEFS::EDWARDSDMon Jun 26 1995 16:461
    P.S I think Utd will try and buy Le Tiss.
32.5872TRUCKS::SANTGo on, give it one more turn....Mon Jun 26 1995 17:5637
    
    	Well actually Dave I'd like to see us playing well, playing fair
    	and winning.
    
    	Keane does not represent what I like to see from Man Utd. He's
    	trouble, on and off the ptich. I expressed grave reservations
       	about buying him when we did, and whether or not he has directly
    	influenced this season's meteoric fall from grace...well I'll leave
    	that to others to decide.
    
    	A winning dressing room is a happy one. A happy dressing room
    	can become a winning one. A whining moaning dressing room is
    	somewhere usually reserved for Merseyside - let's not see our
    	great club go the same way. Keane must go. Let's buy Platt
    	with the proceeds. 
    
    	As for the foreign players you listed as coming to England to 
    	play....I could comment on each, but in general, top European,
    	nay World, stars, at the top of their game (ie. unlike Klinsmann,
    	now in the admittedly-splendid twilight of his career) do not
    	chose to come here.
    
    	Eg, Mattheus, Maldini, Van Basten, Koelman, Buttregueno - these
    	guys would, and will, never play here. Bergkamp's failed miserably
    	in Italy, Gullitt's just about finished, and certainly as an
    	international, Roy was an enigma, and still is, Yeboah has done
    	virtually nothing outside this country yet, Cantona's been run
    	out of more countries than an international terrorist...
    
    	Put it in perspective - we have plenty to offer washed-up, or
    	past-it, or want-to-try-it-to-revive-my-career foreign
    	internationals, but the Baggios and Stoichkovs of this world will
    	never play here at their peak.
    
    	jmo...
    
    	Andy.                          
32.5873CHEFS::STRATFORDSCusters Last StrandMon Jun 26 1995 18:298
    Dave,
    
    Erm, I wouldn't get my hopes up too high about Baggio if I was you. The
    comments in the press at the weekend were standard agent spiel for
    "I'll go anywhere that will pay me the right price". Don't forget that
    this is a man who was seriously linked with QPR(!) by the media. 
    
    Stuart 
32.5874CHEFS::EDWARDSDMon Jun 26 1995 18:468
    >Erm, I wouldn't get my hopes up too high about Baggio if I was you.
    
    I haven't !  I think I said before that Stoichkov would be my
    preference.  Baggio will probably go to Barca, thereby paving the way
    for Stoichy to join Utd.
    
    Are you going to the Arse V Inter match ?  I might just tag along if
    that's possible, and give Ince a good slagging !
32.5875CHEFS::STRATFORDSCusters Last StrandMon Jun 26 1995 19:038
32.5876CHEFS::EDWARDSDMon Jun 26 1995 19:087
    Stuart,
    
    I'd certainly be interested in going.  I will need some help however
    with the anti-Ince songs.  Perhaps you could enter a couple here to
    give me time to practice !
    
    Dave
32.5877CHEFS::STRATFORDSCusters Last StrandMon Jun 26 1995 19:129
    Dave,
    
    > Perhaps you could enter a couple here to give me time to practice !
    
    I would but I have the distinct feeling that they would be deleted by
    the moderators as soon as they were entered....
    
    Stuart
    
32.5878Will another one bite the dustESSB::BLONGPREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS 1993 &amp; 1994Mon Jun 26 1995 22:015
32.5879Yeboah......VYGER::MOONEYATue Jun 27 1995 01:4015
    
    
    
    re.5872
    
    With regard to Tony Yeboah doing virtually nothing outside of this
    country (England I suppose),you'll find that he has been one of the top
    scorers in the German Bundesliga (which I would consider to be equal,if
    not of a better standard than the Premiership)for the past couple of years.
        I'm sure that our German noters can fill in the details.
    
    
    Andy.
    
    
32.5880Yeboah.. Yeboah.. Yeboah.. Yeboah.. Yeboah.. Yeboah..MARVIN::MORRELLHmmmmmm......Tue Jun 27 1995 13:126
    As well as all the Leeds United supporters... he's the best thing since
    sliced bread from Hovis....
    
    	Cheers,
    
    		Rick.
32.5881CHEFS::EDWARDSDTue Jun 27 1995 13:2111
    SKY have announced 5 games involving Utd as part of their live package
    up to the New Year.  The games affected are :
    
    August   28 (Monday) Blackburn.....A
    October   1 (Sunday) Liverpool.....H
    December 17 (Sunday) Liverpool.....A
    December 24 (Sunday) Leeds Utd.....A
    January   1 (Monday) Tottenham H...A

    
    
32.5882Surprise, Surprise!AYOV27::FW_TEMP01J Hussey - Arran's in view todayTue Jun 27 1995 13:244
>    October   1 (Sunday) Liverpool.....H


Gosh, this wouldn't be the day Bruce Lee becomes eligible again would it?
32.5883Parlez-vous kung-fu ?CHEFS::EDWARDSDTue Jun 27 1995 13:504
    >Gosh, this wouldn't be the day Bruce Lee becomes eligible again would
    >it?
    
    It would indeed - let's see Ruddock turn his collar down now !
32.5884CHEFS::STRATFORDSCusters Last StrandTue Jun 27 1995 13:539
    re .5882
    
    John, Cantona is making his return in that game.
    
    Dave,
    
    Can you post the sky schedule, please.
    
    Stuart
32.5885CHEFS::EDWARDSDTue Jun 27 1995 14:048
    Stuart,
    
    I only have Utd's games plus 2 involving City which are :
    
    Sept 10 (Sun) Arsenal H
    Dec  26 (Tue) Blackburn A
    
    Dave
32.5886Rangers Gazza-umpedCHEFS::EDWARDSDWed Jun 28 1995 13:424
    Story on this morning's Big Breakfast news about Utd showing an
    interest in signing Gazza.  It'll be interesting if it happens, but is
    a combination of Keane and Gazza any less volatile than Keane and Ince
    ?  I think not.
32.5887It made me laughCHEFS::STRATFORDSCusters Last StrandThu Jun 29 1995 17:3548
    This was found on the internet as part of Scallywag magazine. Apologies 
    if it has already been posted.... 
   
   
      
Fergie's Joy As Utd Crash Out Of Europe

   
   
   Alex Ferguson was beaming with pride on the plane back from Sweden
   after his Manchester United side had been out-played, out fought, and
   out-thought in their European Championship league clash
   
   "I couldn't have wished for a better result. Every player did exactly
   what was asked of them except Mark Hughes, who apologised to me for
   scoring, and fully accepted the two week fine I was forced to impose
   on him."
   
   Fergie's attitude has some journalists shaking their heads in
   disbelief but he made it quit clear, that his intention was for the
   side to simply have an away day break and to come home empty handed.
   He explained further.
   
   "My players are sick and tired of carrying, their weary limbs up long
   steps to pick up cups and medals. The impact and novelty of winning
   is wearing very thin. Most of the squad has had to move house, just
   to have a room to store all their medals, cups, and honours.
   
   "Schmiechal for instance was on the verge to handling in a transfer
   request because he made it clear that he did not join us to win
   things. I had to promise to change all the success. Also the club
   can't afford to win bonuses the players are getting and the players
   themselves simply cannot find new ways of spending all their cash.
   They don't want to become another Paul Merson, so we have to make
   sure they don't win any more.
   
   "They had strict instructions to give time and space to the
   Gothenburg players and to make sure they did not mark up too tight. I
   applaud them into the dressing room and shook each one by the hand"
   
   "I took Brian Kidd and the rest of the back room staff out to dinner
   because we achieved just what we wanted. All we have to do is try and
   work on stopping Hughes and Cantona linking up so well and I really
   think we can look forward to a relegation battle.
   
  
  

32.5889IRNBRU::HOWARDLovely day for a GuinnessThu Jun 29 1995 18:1010
    .5888
    
    did I spot a couple of references to the act of pro-creation in this
    note?...
    
    tut-tut....
    
    100 lines and stand in the corner....
    
    Vic Torian-Values....
32.5890CHEFS::STRATFORDSCusters Last StrandThu Jun 29 1995 18:174
    oops sorry, forgot to edit that out. It will b e reposted in an edited
    version in a sec.
    
    Stuart
32.5891An edited version. Apologies to those of a sensitive natureCHEFS::STRATFORDSCusters Last StrandThu Jun 29 1995 18:24116
          
    
                              SCALLYWAG MAGAZINE
                                       
  A LIFE IN THE DAY OF:
  
   
     _________________________________________________________________
   
Eric Cantona

     -A strange self-acclaimed God-like creature from a far distant
     universe but also claims to be French. Describes employment as
     "Belittling British footballers by playing for Manchester United."
     Hobbies include pretending to be a painter, not being able to
     understand English and wearing his collars up.
     
   
   
   I wake from a temperamental genius of a sleep. A brain-rest full of
   artistry, brilliance and flamboyant Gaelic flicks comes to it's
   conclusion after interruption from 500 United fans sleeping in my
   garden. They follow me everywhere with adoration but giving me a round
   of applause for simply waking up is a little irritating.
   
   I stroll to the window, open it, look down on my people like Caesar
   and they chant "he's red, got cred, he's out of ******* bed. Cantona,
   Cantona." I fill my mouth with garlic-phlegm and hurl it at the mob.
   They cheer as they get covered in my inspirational gob.
   
   I shake my head and close the window on these cretins. Their lives are
   so empty and I mourn for the audience that awaits me at my grass
   stage.
   
   I stroll across the bedroom, tread on one of the kids stuffed toys and
   stamp on it until my foot bleeds.
   
   In the bathroom I shower alone, pushing out my proud chest to meet
   head on jets of water. I juggle the little Zest soap on both feet, on
   my head, shoulder, then bicycle kick it back into it's dish.
   
   I step out of the shower and three hand-maidens towel me down, rub
   talc over my gifted body, dress me, so that my shirt collar stays up
   around my neck.
   
   I receive a phone call from Alex Ferguson, asking if it is at all
   possible that I might show for training this morning. I remind him
   curtly that "I play. I don't train." I have no need to punish the
   skills that seep out of every pore, by running round a pitch with
   clod-hoopers like Bruce and Parker. I cannot understand why they want
   to be footballers, because every time the ball comes near them they
   hit it as far away from them as possible.
   
   Me, I love to caress, stroke, tease and make love to the ball. That is
   why I get so enraged by defenders coming up behind me, trying to halt
   my love-making. I see it as 'soccerus interuptus'.
   
   No-one likes a man trampling over you as you satisfy your woman and
   who wouldn't return the favour with vengeance?
   
   I even retaliate with flair. A flick here, a stylish trample there and
   a flying acrobatic two-footed lunge everywhere.
   
   I grab my sports satchel and have a hand-maiden place it exactly on my
   back, so that it falls into the arch crated by my magnificent posture.
   I strut out of the house as the hoard of my fans drop to their knees,
   hailing my exit by bowing Wayne's World-like. I run over their bodies
   stamping on their heads. They yell "ooh aaaagh, Cantona." Then they
   run round madly showing each other the cuts and bruises I have
   inflicted on their skulls as if they are works of art. And of coarse
   they are.
   
   I get into my sports car and I am immediately under assault from
   toilet rolls, which bounce off the roof. To my delight, the Cantona
   worshippers Suicide Club, apologise profusely then stab themselves
   through the heart and die before my eyes. I nod arrogantly to the rest
   to take note of their now deceased fellows and make the point even
   further via a hand-brake turn and drive through the crowd.
   
   I look in my rear-view mirror to see them chasing after me singing
   "He's knocked us all down in his car." These stupid English people.
   
   My arrival at the United training ground is greeted by a trumpet
   fanfare and a chairlift from my team-mates. Ferguson gives me the
   thumbs up as a sign of thanks for simply allowing him to play me in
   his over-rated side.
   
   Roy Keane asks if he can stand by my side as I slowly get dresses. I
   explain to him that he's only in the side as my body-guard and that I
   have little respect for midfielders, as they are simply a means to my
   end.
   
   My end has been linked to some delicious females but I treat that as
   all part of the business. Only I know who I entertained. I make love
   to a woman, she faints and I sneak off into the night before she stirs
   again. She has been touched by "ooh-aah, Can-to-na." and that should
   be enough without ever waking by my Adonis-like side.
   
   By the time I have changed, the training session is over and I get
   dressed again to go and paint some hillside in a manner that is
   probably undeserving of a mere God's handiwork. I carry a shotgun to
   my easel and blast away at the irritant supporters who cheer and sing
   at every stroke of my brush. I shoot seven of them screaming "Do not
   interrupt a genius at work."
   
   Tiresomely they start another chant. "He feints, he taints, he even
   ******* paints, Cantona."
   
   I feel in my blood it is time to move onto another country. There is
   no-one left in Britain, that I haven't touched, ****** off, insulted
   or moved in some creative way. I need a new group of people to toy
   with, but United will never sell me unless I can sleep with a player's
   wife.
   
   Now that's something to get up for tomorrow!
     
32.5892YUPPY::PANESIts bastidge haircut timeThu Jun 29 1995 19:3810
re .5888


I find it awfully bad taste to use the words "crash" and "Europe" in
the Manchester United topic. This also contravenes Notes Guideline 6.5.1B
which states "It is strictly forbidden to say anything beastly about 
Manchester United".


Stuart
32.5893Eric the King to Stuff the Scousers Oct 1stESSB::BLONGPREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS 1993 &amp; 1994Thu Jun 29 1995 19:435
32.5894TRUCKS::SANTGo on, give it one more turn....Thu Jun 29 1995 20:106
    
    	.5891 Hilarious, brilliant.
    
    	.5892 Learn from .5891. You weren't at all funny.
    
    	Andy.
32.5895Andy Sant - Self-styled "King of Comedy"YUPPY::PANESIts bastidge haircut timeThu Jun 29 1995 21:0010
     <<< Note 32.5894 by TRUCKS::SANT "Go on, give it one more turn...." >>>

    
>    	.5891 Hilarious, brilliant.
 
>   	.5892 Learn from .5891. You weren't at all funny.
    
    	 Hmm.. looks like my note was a sefl-fulfilling prophecy.

         Stuart
32.5896CHEFS::STRATFORDSCusters Last StrandThu Jun 29 1995 21:063
    re .5892
    
    Wow, Are you related to Mystic Meg by any chance? 
32.5897lottery madnessCHEFS::PITCHERSFri Jun 30 1995 21:544
    here if i follow you lot theres a chance i'll win the lottery and
    get myself a season ticket.
    
    steve
32.5898Forked tongue?MSAM03::ROBERTLIMMon Jul 03 1995 17:2713
    Hi
    
    Woke up to Sunday morning headlines (at least 2 newspapers) that
    "Edwards backs Ferguson's transfer policy"
    
    Article from wire reports carried a short transcript of Edwards'
    interview on "Parkinson on Sports" programme.  Amongst them were
    Edwards back Ferie sell-buy policy, scr*w the 2M supporters (we cannot
    listen to them all) cos a manager gotta do this job, we need money as
    we are pumping in 28M quid, et etc
    
    Any comments?
    
32.5899Oh no, not Platt !CHEFS::EDWARDSDMon Jul 03 1995 17:3717
    Hi Robert,
    
    Edwards didn't actually say "screw the supporters" !  He merely stated
    that the wishes of the 2.3m(????) Utd supporters would not influence
    any future transfer deals.  He went on to say that any decisions to
    buy or sell players were made solely by Ferguson.
    
    I actually wrote to Martin Edwards during the Ince saga to question the
    motives behind the deal.  I hinted that perhaps Edwards was giving the
    shareholders dividend a slightly higher priority than ensuring Utd
    could compete at the highest level, domestically at least, next season.
    Last week I received quite a stern reply, stating categorically that
    the transfer had *nothing* to do with dividends or the new stand.
    
    We shall see.
    
    Dave
32.5900SNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRFFF!!!!CHEFS::GEORGEMlived eht pihsroWMon Jul 03 1995 18:141
Well, you were lucky to get a reply IMO.  Was it from him personally?
32.5901Matt, you are getting to be as sad as Mr Hedley...CHEFS::STRATFORDSCusters Last StrandMon Jul 03 1995 18:161
    
32.5902Dearest Martin ....CHEFS::EDWARDSDMon Jul 03 1995 18:245
    It had his signature at the bottom, but the same letter may well have
    been sent to the other hundreds/thousands of sad bastards like me, who
    decided to write in and complain.
    
    I wonder if this will affect my ticket applications for next season ?
32.5903Who is Mister Hedley ?AYOV29::MTHEODORESONFancy a brew ?Mon Jul 03 1995 18:3210
    	Hang on a minute ...

    	Martin Edwards and Dave Edwards, I detect a small similarity in
    names here and I wonder if it is a bit more than coincidence. This
    wouldn't be your relatives feathering the family nest by any chance
    would it Dave ?

    Malc.
    
32.5904They know your seat number...CHEFS::STRATFORDSCusters Last StrandMon Jul 03 1995 18:369
    >I wonder if this will affect my ticket applications for next season ?
    
    Dave,
    
    If I was you, I would sit very quietly in my seat all next season other
    wise you will probably suffer the close attentions of Greater
    Manchesters finest...
    
    Stuart
32.5905CHEFS::GEORGEMlived eht pihsroWMon Jul 03 1995 18:366
re .5903

Mr. Hedley is a sad snarfer who flits through many conferences in order to 
secure those elusive snarfs.

Martin Edwards is apparently a complete bastard.  Draw your own conclusions...
32.5906Mister Hedley - UK_MUSIC conf I think !CHEFS::EDWARDSDMon Jul 03 1995 18:374
    >Martin Edwards and Dave Edwards, I detect a small similarity in 
    >names here
    
    Martin and Dave - similar ?  Hmmm, interesting observation Malc.  
32.5907Say, what .....?MSAM03::ROBERTLIMMon Jul 03 1995 21:2315
    Can the comments that Edwards made regarding supporting Fergie's sell
    then buy policy be construed as Fergie having the final say in transfer
    dealings?
    
    If the above is true, then it makes one Mr A Ferguson, IMHO, a totally
    inconsistent person esp regarding Ince ... "I'll never sell him, he has
    a future ... " blah, blah, blah
    
    Whom do you trust the least (check ONLY one) :
    
    	a.  football club manager
    	b.  football club director
    	c.  2.3m supporters
    
    Rgds
32.5908YUPPY::PANESTogs off, lotion onTue Jul 04 1995 12:476
I am surprised that no-one has mentioned the report in The Observer last 
weekend that Kidd had agreed to the City job and then changed his mind.
This is a somewhat different version of events to the one given out
by the Public Limited Company.

Stuart
32.5909CHEFS::GEORGEMlived eht pihsroWTue Jul 04 1995 13:481
Maybe no-one's sad enough to read the Observer...
32.5910YUPPY::OHAGANBBye Bye ToriesTue Jul 04 1995 14:534
>>Maybe no-one's sad enough to read the Observer...
    
    Bollocks.
    
32.5911CHEFS::GEORGEMlived eht pihsroWTue Jul 04 1995 14:572
This is true.  There are plenty of people who are sad enough to read the 
observer, but I expect they go for the Star instead...
32.5912Minimalism rules ...AYOV29::MTHEODORESONGladiators RRRREADY !Tue Jul 04 1995 15:006
    
    	I do so love the cut and thrust of reasoned debate and applied logic
    which is always so evident in this conference.
    
    Oscar Wilde.
    
32.5913CHEFS::GEORGEMlived eht pihsroWTue Jul 04 1995 15:071
Read the Star, Malc?
32.5914Certainly not (but I do look at the pictures ...)AYOV29::MTHEODORESONGladiators RRRREADY !Tue Jul 04 1995 15:081
    
32.5915Nice chaps these Palace fansCHEFS::EDWARDSDTue Jul 04 1995 15:407
    Paneso,
    
    I've just been talking to P1 and he suggested that you might want to
    share a story with us involving the manager at a branch of TGIs. 
    Apparently it will serve to illustrate your fine upstanding character.
    
    Dave
32.5916CHEFS::STRATFORDSCusters Last StrandTue Jul 04 1995 17:035
    Dave,
    
    Surely that should be "Panesey"...?
    
    Stuart
32.5917Paneso or Panesey - what do the panel think ?CHEFS::EDWARDSDTue Jul 04 1995 17:222
    Good point Stuart - perhaps that's something else for Mr Panes to
    reveal when he eventually replies.
32.5919CHEFS::STRATFORDSCusters Last StrandTue Jul 04 1995 18:4315
    re .5917
    
    Dave,
    
    I always understood that the suffix "o" referred to surnames with a
    hard sounding letter such "b" or "d", for example Beardsley is Beardo,
    Robson is Robbo and so forth. The suffix "y" refers to surnames with a
    softer sounding letter such as an "s", hence Barnesy and ultimately,
    Panesy.
    
    hth
    
    Stuart
    
     
32.5920CHEFS::GEORGEMlived eht pihsroWTue Jul 04 1995 18:501
Pano?  Paneseyo?  Subbuteo?
32.5921Not Hard like meAYOV27::FW_TEMP01J Hussey - Arran's in view todayTue Jul 04 1995 18:537
Re. Panesy

Just leave the 'e' out would probably be appropriate.  You know what these
Sarf London types are like (smiley things)


John$in_an_insulting_mood_today
32.5922CHEFS::STRATFORDSCusters Last StrandTue Jul 04 1995 19:016
    John,
    
    Given your surname, I don't think that you should really be going
    around insulting people...
    
    Stuart
32.5923It's worse if your femaleAYOV27::FW_TEMP01J Hussey - Arran's in view todayTue Jul 04 1995 19:117
Stuart,

I've had 30 years hearing them.  I doubt whether anyone here is creative
enough to come up with anything new.  Anywhere, creative & Arsenal are not
usually 2 words that go together.

John
32.5924CHEFS::GEORGEMlived eht pihsroWTue Jul 04 1995 19:147
re .5923

Far be it for me to defend ::STRATFORDS, but I don't believe he actually used 
the words "creative" and "Arsenal" together....


Anyway, what do you mean!?!  They did that lovely mural!
32.5925CHEFS::STRATFORDSCusters Last StrandTue Jul 04 1995 19:237
    re .5923 & .5924
    
    I don't actually ever recall using "arsenal" and "creative" in the same
    sentence, unless they were separated by the words "are not currently
    the most" and followed by "side in football".
    
    Stuart
32.5926CHEFS::EDWARDSDTue Jul 04 1995 19:3813
    Boring Boring Stuart (BBS),
    
    >I always understood that the suffix "o" referred to surnames with a
    >hard sounding letter such "b" or "d", for example Beardsley is Beardo
    
    When have you ever referred to Beardsley as Beardo - surely you mean
    Quasimodo (or Quasi for short) ?  Anyway, Utd fans refer to Roy "The
    New Guv'n'r" Keane as KeanO - the letter "n" cannot be construed as
    being hard sounding.  BTW - what's Bergkamp's nickname ? Bergy, Kampy,
    Kampo, Shite ...?
    
    Dave
    
32.5927I think I am creative ...AYOV29::MTHEODORESONGladiators RRRREADY !Tue Jul 04 1995 19:3810
    
    	Excuse me folks. When it comes to insulting John Hussey, I own the
    legal copyright.
    
    >I've had 30 years hearing them
    
    So had you gone deaf for the other 20 years then John ?
    
    Malc.
    
32.5928FAO of Dave "James Whale" EdwardsCHEFS::STRATFORDSCusters Last StrandTue Jul 04 1995 19:4212
    re .5926
    
    Dave,
    
    Even a Manc like you would have understood that Beardo was an example.
    Keane should be Keano as the "n" is a harsher sounding letter than, for
    example, an "s". BTW, since when has Keane been known as Keano? I
    always thought he was called "Mouthy Gobshite".
    
    hth
    
    Stuart
32.5929How about Dennis?CHEFS::STRATFORDSCusters Last StrandTue Jul 04 1995 19:4410
    re .5926
    
    Dave,
    
    Bergkamp has the nickname of "Ice Man"in the Press. I guess a few
    enlightened sould will probably call him "Dennis The Menace" after he
    scores a couple of winning goals but in the main, he doesn't strike me
    as a man who would have a nickname. 
    
    Stuart
32.5930CHEFS::GEORGEMlived eht pihsroWTue Jul 04 1995 19:471
Johnny Foreigner?
32.5931CHEFS::EDWARDSDTue Jul 04 1995 19:5014
    BBS,
    
    >Even a Manc like you would have understood that Beardo was an example.
    
    Surely an example is intended to be a valid representation of the point
    you are *struggling* to make.  As Beardsley is *never* referred to as
    Beardo, I was merely attempting to point out that this was a
    particularly bad example.  
    
    I presume that, as Bergkamp's name ends in a "P", and that this is a 
    particularly hard-sounding letter, then his nickname will be BergkampY.  
    Hmmm - fits in well with Spunky, Shitey, Donkey and Dopey. 
    
    
32.5932CHEFS::GEORGEMlived eht pihsroWTue Jul 04 1995 19:512
Now now...please, gentlemen....outside, okay?  Go take a cold shower, the both 
of you...
32.5933CHEFS::GEORGEMlived eht pihsroWTue Jul 04 1995 19:521
....separately.
32.5934CHEFS::STRATFORDSCusters Last StrandTue Jul 04 1995 20:1021
    re .5930
    
    Thats rich coming from a Welshman!
    
    re .5931
    
    Dave,
    
    Following the logic of earlier arguments, he should be Bergkampo not
    Bergkampy. However, I maintain that he is not the sort of player to
    have a nickname. 
    
    Granted that Beardsley is never called Beardo by the fans, he was
    referred to in an interview by Venison before the Everton game on Sky
    as Beardo hence he is an example of the general rule that I referred
    to.
    
    Now bugger off and hassle Martin Edwards instead ;^)
    
    Stuart
    
32.5935YUPPY::PANESTogs off, lotion onTue Jul 04 1995 20:246
I'm not sure what you are all on about, but I thought I'd just pop in
to say "Hi , hugs and P1 is a rotten liar".


Kim Thermo

32.5936What about...CHEFS::RUTHERFORDIIndecision is the key to flexibilityTue Jul 04 1995 20:429
    Re : Bergkamp
    
    If he scores a couple of goals each game, he could be called a BK
    Double Berger !!
    
    Just a thought !!
    
    
    Ian.
32.5937CHEFS::STRATFORDSCusters Last StrandTue Jul 04 1995 20:465
    >Just a thought !!
    
    No it wasn't ;^)
    
    Stuart
32.5938YUPPY::PANESGit Weekly's - Git of the MonthWed Jul 05 1995 12:344
No comments from the devoted about Alex "Fork Tongue" Ferguson's latest 
quotes about "that nice Mr Ince"?

Stuart
32.5939CHEFS::STRATFORDSCusters Last StrandWed Jul 05 1995 12:458
    Stuart,
    
    Smacks of sour grapes a little bit. You'd have thought that they
    wouldn't be shocked by Inces behaviour regarding transfers. After all,
    isn't this the same Paul Ince who handled his move from West Ham to
    TGFTITW with care and sensitivity?
    
    Stuart 
32.5940CHEFS::EDWARDSDWed Jul 05 1995 13:2330
    Stuart & Stuart,
    
    Gimme a chance to read the papers - we don't all start work at 08:30
    you know !
    
    For those of you who don't know, Fergie has accused Ince of plotting
    his move to Inter Milan for months.  He also claims that Ince informed
    Utd staff that he was quitting just hours after the Cup Final.  There's
    also lots of "he said, they said, I said" crap which may or may not be
    true.  
    
    It comes as no surprise to hear this.  I was convinced for some time
    that the deal was not initiated by Utd purely for cash, and this news 
    goes some way to confirming that.
    
    >Smacks of sour grapes a little bit
    
    Why ?  Surely Fergie has the right to defend himself and the club over
    the apparently crazy decision to sell someone who was arguably their
    best player.  Fergie and Edwards have taken a lot of stick over this
    transfer - admittedly I've chipped in with a bit as well - and I think
    that Fergie is perfectly entitled to "set the record straight".
    
    
    Anyway, the newspaper report also goes on to say that Fergie has
    declared the Utd sales over, thereby ending speculation that Sharpe and
    KanKan may go - hmmm, we'll see.  
    
    Dave
    
32.5941CHEFS::STRATFORDSCusters Last StrandWed Jul 05 1995 13:297
    Dave,
    
    The way the report read, it was a real whine about the way Ince left.
    Given the manner of Ince's transfer to Utd, they cannot have any
    complaints. It was purely keeping in with the players character.
    
    Stuart
32.5942Just warming up for tomorrow !!YUPPY::ANDERSONREuro-Cup &amp; Relegation DoubleWed Jul 05 1995 16:308
>>                     <<< Note 32.5940 by CHEFS::EDWARDSD >>>
    
>>    the apparently crazy decision to sell someone who was arguably their
>>    best player.  Fergie and Edwards have taken a lot of stick over this
    
    ....shouldn't that be "....arguingly there best player....."
    
    Rob ;-)
32.5943Milan...once the fashion capital of EuropeVARESE::SACHA::IDC_BSTROh no! NOT Milan Kundera again!Wed Jul 05 1995 16:5042
    >For those of you who don't know, Fergie has accused Ince of plotting
    >his move to Inter Milan for months.  He also claims that Ince informed
    >Utd staff that he was quitting just hours after the Cup Final.  There's
    >also lots of "he said, they said, I said" crap which may or may not be
    >true.  
    
    Funny, I thought the one thing that all aprties seemed to agree on was
    that Ince *didn't* want to leave United and was very shocked to hear
    that the club wanted to sell him. If memory serves, I've heard this 
    from:
    
    - Ince
    - Man Utd. supporters club spokesman
    - British newspapers (yeh, so what)
    - Italian newspapers (same as above)
    - Italian teletext
    
    On a lighter note, I'm just back from a week in Minorca and I'm
    delighted to say that if street fashion on the island is anything to go
    by, sales of Man. Utd. football shirts (in all the various colours) are 
    blooming, far outstripping any other variety. Actually, the black shirt
    was perhaps a little down on expectations, but this could be attributed
    to the blazing hot sun at this time of year which renders it somewhat
    unsuitable.
    
    Likewise, here in Milan it's difficult to walk through the centre
    without seeing a Man. Utd shirt (the yellow-and-green shirt seems to
    be particularly popular at the moment). In fact, at a glance, I'd say
    that sales of Man. Utd football shirts are surpassed only by the
    red-and-black of Milan and the blue-and-black of Inter. 
    
    A little worrying is the lack of Ryan Giggs duvet covers (given the
    Italian dislike for all things French-sounding, perhaps the marketing
    people at OT would  be advised to advertise them as "continental quilt
    covers"). In any case, far be it for me to conduct an investigation
    into the sleeping habits of the Milanese.
    
    A pat on the back to all involved with merchandising at T.G.F.C.I.T.W.
    
    Dom
    
    
32.5944Smokescreen ?CHEFS::GROOMNA curry a day keeps the missus awayThu Jul 06 1995 15:196
32.5945Paul "loyalty" InceYUPPY::PANESis drop dead gorgeousMon Jul 10 1995 12:409
Tears welled up in my eyes, as I read Mr Ince opening his heart to the News of
the World. He feels aggrieved about Mr Ferguson's comments, and explains
how strongly he feels about loyalty.  He says he lives his life like he
plays his football - so he must be a dirty, gobby, vicious, little shit of
the "park" as well. It will be interesting to see how "The Guvnor" gets on
in Italy.


Stuart
32.5946KanKan for saleCHEFS::EDWARDSDMon Jul 10 1995 20:283
    Following a meeting at OT today, Fergie has finally agreed to let
    KanKan go.  Anybody want a moaning mard-arse who will throw his toys
    around if he doesn't get selected for the team ?
32.5947CHEFS::STRATFORDSMon Jul 10 1995 20:3711
32.5948CHEFS::EDWARDSDMon Jul 10 1995 20:478
    BBS,
    
    Mr Ferguson is still keen on Anderton and I would imagine Kanchelskis
    would be used as part of a new offer.  Of the clubs interested in
    Andrei (Blackburn, Leeds, Everton and Spurs) I would prefer him to go to
    Spurs - I mean, they're no threat next season are they ?
    
    Dave 
32.5949CHEFS::STRATFORDSMon Jul 10 1995 20:537
    >they're no threat next season are they ?
    
    Moaning Manc,
    
    For once we are in complete agreement!
    
    Stuart
32.5950Ewood NewsWOTVAX::NORTHSMon Jul 10 1995 20:5714
    
    Don't be surprised if KAN KAN comes to Ewood if he has been told he
    can leave United.
    
    He and his agent have been seen at the training camp over the past few
    weeks and the attraction of the champions league could be the deciding
    factor.
    
    If he does come, Ripley will be out of Ewood probally back to
    Middlesborough.
    
    Regards
    Stephen
    
32.5951CHEFS::EDWARDSDMon Jul 10 1995 20:599
    Stephen,
    
    Hmm - I am aware of Blackburn's interest in KanKan.  I would be very
    surprised if Utd a) sold him to Blackburn and b) sold him to a club
    without negotiating a decent part-exchange.  It's been bad enough this
    summer, but to lose another player with no obvious replacement is just
    barking mad - now then, if Shearer was part of the deal ........
    
    Dave
32.5952CHEFS::STRATFORDSMon Jul 10 1995 21:0210
    >but to lose another player with no obvious replacement is just
    >barking mad
    
    Dave,
    
    Can't Giggs or Sharpe play in the same position? Given the actions of
    The Mad Jock and his cohorts this summer, don't be surprised if he
    leaves and nobody is signed to replace him.
    
    Stuart
32.5953CHEFS::EDWARDSDMon Jul 10 1995 21:0711
    Stuart,
    
    Giggs and Sharpe are both heavily left-sided players.  The only
    possible solution is to play Sharpe on the left, Cole and Cantona (when
    available) in the middle, and let Giggs have a free-role.  However,
    this still only leaves a midfield of Keane and Butt which, despite what
    Fergie says, ain't great.  If they signed ANderton, I'd like to see him
    play in centre-midfield, alongside Butt or Keane, with the front-four
    as before.  Might be interesting - well, mildly interesting anyway.
    
    Dave
32.5954CHEFS::EDWARDSDMon Jul 10 1995 21:091
    Better still, offer KanKan to Newcastle and get Gillespie back. 
32.5955MUFC WWW site?XSTACY::JLUNDONhttp://xagony.ilo.dec.com/~jlundon :-)Tue Jul 11 1995 20:324
Anyone know what has happened to MUFC's WWW site?  I've heard on the 
grapevine that it was taken down for "Legal Reasons"?

                              James.
32.5956KAN KAnMUGGER::HUGHESSWed Jul 12 1995 16:023
    How much do UTd want for Kanchelskis. The Independent say Joe Royle
    will table a bid today.
    
32.5957CHEFS::EDWARDSDWed Jul 12 1995 16:0810
    >How much do UTd want for Kanchelskis
    
    I don't think the money is the issue.  I think Fergie will want to
    prevent a third departure from the club this summer, without any new
    signings.  He is more likely to deal with clubs who have players he is
    interested in signing ie Anderton at Spurs, Unsworth at Everton etc,
    with the aim of using KanKan as part of the deal.
    
    To answer your question, if Warren Barton is worth 4.5m, then expect to
    pay 5-6m for the Whinging Winger.
32.5958CHEFS::STRATFORDSWed Jul 12 1995 17:1211
    Dave,
    
    apparently he wants to sign a replacement for Kanwossischops before
    letting him go so I doubt if Unsworth will be at TGFCITW unless he is
    going to suddenly to learn how to cross a ball. 
    
    The papers this morning said that S**** are interested in signing
    Kanchelskis but not in part exchange for Anderton. So we can expect the
    swap to take place this week then.
    
    Stuart
32.5959CHEFS::EDWARDSDWed Jul 12 1995 17:3511
    re: replacement for Kanthingy
    
    Utd don't necessarily need another wide player for next season.  They
    could still field a forward line of Sharpe, Giggs, Cantona and Cole
    which ain't that bad in my book.  What they really need is a creative
    midfielder who doesn't mind tackling now and then, and a centre-back -
    unless MayDay gets Fergie's vote of confidence.  Anderton and Unsworth
    respectively would fill those roles, hence the possibility of a deal with
    Spurs or Everton.
    
    
32.5960AndreiMUGGER::HUGHESSWed Jul 12 1995 17:467
    Unsworth has just signed a three year contract. Everton are bidding
    for Short as a replacement for Watson, you may have rideout as part
    exchange. apparently he finishes well especially just outside the six
    yard box. :-)
     
    Kan Kan has been quoted as saying he would like to play for Robbo.
    What can robbo offer?
32.5961CHEFS::EDWARDSDWed Jul 12 1995 17:5210
    >Unsworth has just signed a three year contract
    
    Ince signed a 6-year deal last summer, as did Kanchybaby.  Contracts
    don't tend to mean much nowadays !  Maybe Royle wants Short to replace
    Unsworth !
    
    >What can robbo offer?
    
    5m - which is 1m more than you lot have offered.
              
32.5962when?MUGGER::HUGHESSWed Jul 12 1995 17:599
    Have we offered 4 mill? when? Today?
    
    Unsworth is english. If it was an exchange deal then I think there
    would have to be a cash adjustment by Utd.
    
    
    
    
      
32.5963Dream on !CHEFS::EDWARDSDWed Jul 12 1995 18:039
    The papers reported yesterday that Everton would table a bid of 4
    million.
    
    >Unsworth is english. If it was an exchange deal then I think there
    >would have to be a cash adjustment by Utd.
    
    WHAT !  Unsworth has the potential to be a very good player but you
    can't seriously think that an uncapped scouse brat is worth more than
    an experienced international like Kanchelskis.
32.5964MAnccMUGGER::HUGHESSWed Jul 12 1995 18:087
    Oh I forgot, he's scouse, therefore he'll interview like
    Ian Rush, ok knock a few million off then. :-?
    
    
    Actually his parents are from stockport, he's perfected the scouse
    accent and recently graduated in handling car stereo's
    
32.5965FORTY2::FOWLERMKylie fan clubWed Jul 12 1995 18:296
32.5966ooh errCHEFS::EDWARDSDWed Jul 12 1995 18:295
    >recently graduated in handling car stereo's
                           ^^^^^^^^
    
    Handling - is that the same as thieving, or does he just like feeling
    and stroking them ?
32.5967 11 lettersMUGGER::HUGHESSWed Jul 12 1995 18:3410
    >>if Villa signed him I'd probably wet my pants with joy.
    
    What you did'nt do that when you bought fashanu.
    
    If Everton bought Kanchelskis, I would even buy an EVERTON shirt
    with his name on it. 
    
    Actually think of the money EVERton would rake in if we had his name
    alone, an extra 13.50  a shirt. Joe offer 5 mill.
    
32.5968Fergie loves Kan KanCHEFS::NEWLANDMFri Jul 14 1995 15:1711
    And now Fergie has said Kan Kan will put on a Manure jersey this season
    if they haven't sold him by the time the season starts. (this was
    Reliably? found in the "Sun"). Kanwussiewhinger isn't exactly going to
    be at his most dangerous if he doesn't care tp play for the side (even
    if he is supposed to be a professional, (we know what prima donnas
    footballers are!)).
    
    Though I expect he will have moved by then
    
    Laters
    Mart
32.5969Manc Evening NewsMSAM03::ROBERTLIMSun Jul 16 1995 19:496
    Manchester Evening News ran a telephone poll - majority (57%) wants
    Fergie to go.
    
    Did anyone out there participated?
    
    What does noters think?
32.5970CHEFS::EDWARDSDMon Jul 17 1995 13:486
    >Manchester Evening News ran a telephone poll - majority (57%) wants
    >Fergie to go.
    
    >What does noters think?
    
    I think that the majority of people who phoned in were City fans !
32.5971Edwards is the true villain !!!!CHEFS::CROSSAMon Jul 17 1995 16:1615
    All 57% of the 884 who took part !!!! Huge poll.
    
    Teletext is also running a phone in on the "Should Fergie go ? " issue
    and normally you get a few thousand replies so it should be intersting
    to see a non manc-centric view.I will post the result when I see it
    unless someone else does first.
    
    Personally I feel that Edwards should go (no not you Dave) as he seems
    quite happy to sell players while Fergies on holiday (Ince) and let
    Fergie take the flak when he gets back to Manchester.
    
    			Stretch.
    
     
                                                  
32.5972helpCHEFS::PITCHERSMon Jul 17 1995 16:3311
    
    
    hi
    
    Can any one tell me the MUFC internet address this would be most
    appreciated.
    
    regards
    
    Steve
    
32.5973i'm on pills for me nerves, ya know :-)SNOOTY::HAWLEYIMr Flibble says: Game over boysMon Jul 17 1995 16:345
    > Personally I feel that Edwards should go (no not you Dave) as he
    
    No! Kick Dave Edwards out! Its blokes like him wot cause unrest.
    
    Ian. 
32.5974Mark HughesMSAM03::ROBERTLIMMon Jul 17 1995 23:5514
    Just saw the Sparky video and couple more on ManU Goldem Goals and FA
    Cup Goals.  Brought tears to my eyes that Sparky will be playing in
    another team next season.  With him there is no such thing as a tap-in
    goals.  Its thunderbolts, volleys and pure power.  Also not to forget
    the way he shield the ball until his team-mates get into position.
    
    Like Cantona say, Hughes is the main man for ManU.  He holds everything
    together.  He plays with total committment.  What else can one ask for?
    
    Remember the pass made to Whiteside on the wing during the FA Cup Final
    in the mid 80's?  Remember the spectacular volley from 30 yd two season
    ago?  Remember ....
    
    Thanks for the memories, Mark.  Good luck at Stamford Bridge.  
32.5975Just score 3 at the away game at Old TraffordFORTY2::JONESNeilTue Jul 18 1995 13:0214
    
    Although it pains me to say it, I agree that he has scored some really
    spectacular goals and he is one of the best target men around. I think
    Chelsea will really benefit.
    
    In my opinion he will still be playing to a high standard in 3 years
    time. Man Utd were short-sighted and should have given him the contract
    he wanted. 
    
    Actually my favourite was the goal he scored in the European Cup
    Winners final. Maybe not the most spectacular but as far as scoring
    under pressure it was a great goal.
    
    Neil
32.5976YUPPY::PANESNot even with yoursTue Jul 18 1995 13:167
32.5977You're a bitter man Stuart :-) ....AYOV29::MTHEODORESONI'm not long for this worldTue Jul 18 1995 13:231
    
32.5978who's next .?.?.?.?.?.CHEFS::CROSSATue Jul 18 1995 13:2516
    Ref Hughes goals - Dying seconds against Oldham to force the replay.
    Then on to help whup the very team he has gone to in the final .
    Good luck to him. Class player. Stupid, stupid Man U for the treatment
    they gave him. Chelsea should be an interesting/dangerous side this
    season.
    
    Ref polls - The teletext poll on the " Bring me the head of Alfredo
    Ferguson " (bad movie pun!!) was:-
    
    3,969 votes of which YES  he should go 39%
    		of which NO   he should stay 61%
    
    That is two fifths of the calls wanting him out. Time to start worrying
    when he gets the " vote of confidence " from the directors.
    
    			Stretch. 
32.5979St Stuart of SelhurstYUPPY::PANESNot even with yoursTue Jul 18 1995 13:288
   <<< Note 32.5977 by AYOV29::MTHEODORESON "I'm not long for this world" >>>
                    -< You're a bitter man Stuart :-) .... >-

and apparently universally disliked/hated. But thats the cross I have to bear
for not wearing red-tinted specs.

Stuart    

32.5980Crystal Paranoid ...AYOV29::MTHEODORESONI'm not long for this worldTue Jul 18 1995 13:4615
    
    St Stuart of Selhurst
    
    > apparently universally disliked/hated.
    
    	Not at all, not at all. Some of us (probably not the red-tinted
    speccy ones) like your little MUFC mud-slinging tantrums. However it's
    like everything really : some of the jokes are good and some are not
    quite so good. We are not professional humourists in here and can not
    be expected to hit the target every time spot on. However if you fire
    enough bullets you are bound to get it occasionally. Well that's my
    philosophy anyway ...
    
    Malc.
    
32.5981Trying for the "final four" in all comps. this year too?VARESE::SACHA::IDC_BSTROh no! NOT Milan Kundera again!Tue Jul 18 1995 13:507
>and apparently universally disliked/hated. But thats the cross I have to bear
>for not wearing red-tinted specs.                    
    
    It ain't...it's the cross you have to bear for wearing red-and-blue-tinted 
    specs ;-)
    
    Dom                    
32.5982CHEFS::GEORGEMlived eht pihsroWTue Jul 18 1995 13:576
>>>But thats the cross I have to bear for not wearing red-tinted specs.

I wouldn't have said that was the reason...


<smilies'n'stuff>
32.5983VARESE::SACHA::IDC_BSTROh no! NOT Milan Kundera again!Tue Jul 18 1995 13:5912
    re. "Crystal Paranoid"
    
    Why the hell didn't I think of that one at certain times in the latter
    half of the season? Or is it an oldie?
    
    Talk of hitting the nail on the head...
    
    Dom
    
    
    
    
32.5984Lay off our Stuart, you lot ...AYOV29::MTHEODORESONI'm not long for this worldTue Jul 18 1995 14:1313
    > re. "Crystal Paranoid"
    > Why the hell didn't I think of that one at certain times in the 
    > latter half of the season?

    	Err ... because you're not very bright ??? ...  :-)

    > Or is it an oldie?

    	I don't know if it is (but most of my jokes are). I just made it up.

    Frank Carson. News at Ten. Trumpton.

32.5985Who me, Guv??YUPPY::PANESNot even with yoursTue Jul 18 1995 14:4036
Ackshirley chaps, I don't really give the proverbial bowel movement. We
aren't born to win popularity contests. As some of you might have guessed
I like having a pop at ManU. Me, I like my footie and I respect others 
who think the same way. I have no gripe with most real football fans . I mean
the ones who can applaud ( like I do ) good stuff from the other side, the
ones who passionately support their team - without being reduced to 
tribalism and the mindless violence . I mean the ones who make an effort
to try and see "their" team once in a while. I detest bandwagon jumpers
and I have to say that the mob from Salford appear to have more than
their fair share ( I even spotted some their ghastly shirts in Australia
earlier on in the year - VB and smilies all round).

Similarly I don't have much of an axe to grind with the way some of
the football clubs behave. Some clubs actually try to foster a good
relationship with their paying supporters and the community. Manchester
United Football Club PLC is a shameless, cynical business, who are out
to make money. They have treated their fans disrespectfully ( notably
pay us a tenner , join our club, and one day you might get a season ticket).
I have no time for Edwards ( Martin that is - but I guess like father like
son). I happen to have enjoyed a lot of the Manc football over the last
few seasons, but some of you suggest that I might be paranoid, but if
you want to see true paranoia check out the happy go lucky Taggart lookalike
of a manager when he is being interviewed after a defeat. 

I also think that Crystal Palace Football Club Ltd with Mr Noades at the 
helm treats the paying punters with distain and a callousness which would 
make a very callous thing feel somewhat inadequate.


Some of the noters with better memories or possibly better reading skills
out there, might have noticed that I often take the pish out of Palace as
well.

Have fun,

Stuart 
32.5986May the ghost of Andy Sant haunt you...VARESE::SACHA::IDC_BSTROh no! NOT Milan Kundera again!Tue Jul 18 1995 14:503
    It's no good whimpering, Stuart...we still hate you ;-)
    
    Dom
32.5987The "darling of the neroazzurri"...VARESE::SACHA::IDC_BSTROh no! NOT Milan Kundera again!Thu Jul 20 1995 16:1916
    Quick update on Paul Ince's acclimatization period at Inter (primarily
    for the benefit of that bitter man, Stuart Panes):
    
    "La Gazzetta dello Sport" (should need no introduction by now) today
    described as a "cheerful extrovert" (are you cringing yet, Stuart?).
    They quoted Ince as saying that the three things that have most
    impressed him about Italy are:
    
    - the sunshine (to tell the truth, it's cloudy but muggy in Milan)
    - the warmth of the people
    - the magnificent food ("back in England, I was used to eating at
      MacDonald's" ;-))
    
    Newspapers...don't you just love 'em?!
    
    Dom
32.5988Just popped in for a gloatFORTY2::FOWLERMKylie fan clubFri Jul 21 1995 15:138
32.5989Why do they only get a third of the fee ?AYOV29::MTHEODORESONDeath to all snarfersFri Jul 21 1995 15:201
    
32.5990FORTY2::FOWLERMKylie fan clubFri Jul 21 1995 15:393
He gets a third, and his old club get another third.

Mike
32.5991CHEFS::EDWARDSDMon Jul 24 1995 13:594
    The latest rumour from OT (and Teletext) is that Utd are after
    Gianfranco Zola from Parma.  Fergie is supposedly preparing a 10m quid
    bid - yeah right, I suppose he could play upfront with Baggio and
    Stoichkov.  
32.5992Not according to the GuardianAYOV27::FW_TEMP01J Hussey - Down in DunureMon Jul 24 1995 14:173
Guardian says that Fergie's decided against Zola or Asprilla and Blomqvist
and is looking at Marc Overmars of Ajax for 5.5m.

32.5993CHEFS::STRATFORDSDisconnect brain from mouthMon Jul 24 1995 14:1816
    Dave,
    
    Don't suppose you read the Mail on Sunday extracts from Fergies book
    yesterday?
    
    He slated Ince for playing only 4 great games last season, saying that
    Bryan Robson played well all season. Also slated Blackburn as 
    they were ordinary, bad losers and not worthy champions. Also, they
    were the press darlings and nobody wanted TGFTITW to win the League. Talk 
    about a bad loser, particularly re Blackburn. It shows an inadequacy of
    character on Ferguson's part that he feels TGFTITW should be liked and
    loved.
    
    The blokes cracking up.
    
    Stuart  
32.5994she used to run barefoot, you see...CHEFS::GEORGEMlived eht pihsroWMon Jul 24 1995 14:189
**Warning**  Obvious *and* shite joke follows...



>>>Zola from Parma

There won't be a boot deal, I take it.

<boom boom>
32.5995Trying to wind me up Stuart ?CHEFS::EDWARDSDMon Jul 24 1995 14:4640
>    Don't suppose you read the Mail on Sunday extracts from Fergies book
>    yesterday?
    
    Nope
    
>    He slated Ince for playing only 4 great games last season, saying that
>    Bryan Robson played well all season. 
    
    Fair comment - Ince did have a poor season.  "Slated" - your word, the
    Mails word ..?
    
>    Also slated Blackburn as they were ordinary, bad losers and not worthy 
>    champions. Also, they were the press darlings and nobody wanted TGFTITW 
>    to win the League. 
    
    Again, a fair comment.  Blackburn were "ordinary" - Dalglish is/was a
    bad loser, and I've already made my feelings known about last seasons
    champions !  Also true about the last comment - using this conference
    as a reflection of the feelings of your average footie fan, the support
    was certainly for Blackburn.  Please refer to the many notes along the
    lines of "Come on Blackburn - we love you. Don't let those dirty little
    mancs win again" blah blah blah
    
>   Talk about a bad loser, particularly re Blackburn. It shows an inadequacy 
>   of character on Ferguson's part that he feels TGFTITW should be liked and
>   loved.
    
    Get real Stuart !  Fergie's main priority has been to develop teams that
    produce entertaining, exciting football week-in week-out.  This has
    largely been achieved during the last 4 seasons, and has had a profound
    effect on the style being adopted by other Premiership teams.  Sure,
    there were problems last season and to his credit, Fergie has attempted
    some kind of "clean-up" operation with the transfers of Hughes and
    Ince.  What probably bugs him, and certainly bugs most Utd fans, is
    this patheticly blinkered dislike/hatred shown towards the club and its
    fans by so-called Football supporters.  But then, he can't admit to
    that without being called paranoid - can he ?
    
      
    
32.5996CHEFS::STRATFORDSDisconnect brain from mouthMon Jul 24 1995 14:5010
    Dave,
    
    Your note shows signs of deepening paranoia...
    
    Dr Stuart
    
    BTW Slated was the word I used. The Mail were serialising the book and he
    was extremely critical of Ince.
    
    
32.5997From the halfway line ...AYOV29::MTHEODORESONDeath by Bongo BongoMon Jul 24 1995 15:0611
    
    Dave
    
    > Trying to wind me up Stuart ?
    
    	I'm beginning to think he is. He tried it with me the other day.
    Rest assured that retribution will be ours ere long. To be going on
    with, a couple of mentions of Nayim will suffice.
    
    Malc$Nayim.
    
32.5998CHEFS::EDWARDSDMon Jul 24 1995 15:081
    Nayim
32.5999CHEFS::EDWARDSDMon Jul 24 1995 15:151
    from the halfway line
32.6000CHEFS::EDWARDSDMon Jul 24 1995 15:151
    YES - .6000.  Is this where one does a "SNARF" ?
32.6001CHEFS::GEORGEMlived eht pihsroWMon Jul 24 1995 15:201
Oh dear.
32.6002Och Dave don't you start this rubbish as well :-( AYOV29::MTHEODORESONDeath by Bongo BongoMon Jul 24 1995 15:241
    
32.6003I'm up for itCHEFS::STRATFORDSDisconnect brain from mouthMon Jul 24 1995 15:2921
    Dave,
    
    >Trying to wind me up Stuart ?
    
    Nope, merely trying to find out if you'd read the serialisation and
    whether or not you agreed with his views. Obviously you do. 
    
    re -1
    
    Malc,
    
    >He tried it with me the other day.
    
    Listen here, Bucko M'laddie, we've been through this before. It was a
    genuine attempt to find out some info (Ok so I took the p1$$ when
    asking but it was edited when pointed out that your sensitivites might
    get hurt) but no, you got all aggressive....
    
    Hugs, etc
         
    Stuart
32.6004Up for what exactly ?AYOV29::MTHEODORESONDeath by Bongo BongoMon Jul 24 1995 15:4814
    
    Stuart
    
    	And no bloody wonder I got all aggresive. I read your original
    reply and just saw red. I thought "Right he's getting it in the neck
    for that one", extracted your note, wrote my reply and posted it, and
    in the time I took to do all that you and Matt had been deleting and
    rewriting stuff all over the place so the whole situation had changed.
    So probably I should take at least some of the blame for charging in
    like Steve Bull in a china shop but I might venture that you obviously
    got slung out of the Diplomacy Corps before you worked for DEC ...
    
    Malc$jolly_and_easygoing_chap_really_but_a_total_xxxx_when_aroused.
    
32.6006CHEFS::STRATFORDSDisconnect brain from mouthMon Jul 24 1995 16:457
    Malc,
    
    >_but_a_total_xxxx_when_aroused
    
    and thats another rumour thats been doing the rounds...
    
    Stuart
32.6007XSTACY::JLUNDONhttp://xagony.ilo.dec.com/~jlundon :-)Mon Jul 24 1995 17:342
I understand Fergie has some very complimentary things (NOT!) to say about
the fair citizens of Leeds too...
32.6008Who will he sign????ESSB::BLONGPREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS 1993 &amp; 1994Wed Jul 26 1995 14:175
32.6009Overmars for O.T.ESSB::BLONGPREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS 1993 &amp; 1994Fri Jul 28 1995 20:557
32.6010CHEFS::EDWARDSDFri Jul 28 1995 21:257
    Brian,
    
    I don't honestly think Utd have the kind of money it will take to buy
    Overmars.  Perhaps they shouldn't have been too hasty in selling
    Kanwhinginggit, and could then have offered him to Ajax in part-ex.
    
    Dave$bored_with_all_this_transfer_speculation
32.6011ManU Far East tour (Malaysia)MSAM03::ROBERTLIMMon Jul 31 1995 11:3131
    ManU is currently in Malaysia as part of their summer tour in the Far
    East.
    
    The tour got off on a controversial start with the cancellation of a
    tea-party (15 quid per person) organised by the Supporters Club.  The
    reason - ManU PLC is tied exclusively to a private company on this tour
    so s*d the fans.
    
    The alternative - organise an autograph signing session in the hotel. 
    The results - total chaos !!!!! About 4,000 yes 4,000 fans turned up. 
    Some as early as 4 hours before the events.  Fans grew restless when it
    was announced that the session will only last an hour.  So some section
    started shoving.  Fearing a nasty incident, ManU called off the
    session.  Riot police was called to disperse the crowd.
    
    About 1,000 fans turned up in the rain to watch ManU trained.
    
    Tonight ManU plays a local club.  A crowd of 70-80,000 is expected.
    
    United's probably line-up :
    
    Schmeichel, Parker, Bruce, Pallister, Irwin, Sharpe, McClair, Butt,
    Keane, Cooke and Scholes
    
    The local side is expected to include Alan Davidson (exForest) and
    David Mitchell (exRangers).
    
    Edwards and Kidd are also in town while Fergie is back home sending
    apologetic mails to the 4,000 who turned up for the autograph session.
    
    Robert
32.6012No Eric cantona then?CHEFS::STRATFORDSDisconnect brain from mouthMon Jul 31 1995 11:561
    
32.6013Just building up towards the 10th , DaveYUPPY::PANESYou can't de-fuse this timebombMon Jul 31 1995 12:429
Malaysia eh.... The alleged home of match fixing.


As to the French chappy, you have to remember that he is a Manchester
United player, and therefore subject to the "other rulebook".

Hope this helps,

Stuart
32.6014IRNBRU::HOWARDLovely day for a GuinnessMon Jul 31 1995 12:558
    Man U could be in the do-do after Cantona played in a friendly against
    Rochdale last Wednesday....
    
    I can't remember, is he banned from all ``competitive' football or from
    all football activities?...
    
    
    Ray....
32.6015CHEFS::EDWARDSDMon Jul 31 1995 13:1014
    re: .6013
    
    Counting the days, Stuart.  
    
    re: .6014
    
    Ray,
    
    I assumed that he was banned from all competitive games.  Did he not
    play in some friendly/charidy jobby a few weeks ago ?  This would be a
    major screw-up, even by Utds standards, if this leads to a further
    suspension.
    
    Dave 
32.6016Only 11 days to go (including today)CHEFS::STRATFORDSDisconnect brain from mouthMon Jul 31 1995 13:188
    Dave,
    
    FIFA allowed Cantona to play in the charity match the other week.
    However the Old Farts of Lancaster Gate did ban Cantona from *all*
    footballing activities hence they have written to TGFTITW for their
    observations of the "Rochdale Affair".
    
    Stuart
32.6017ManU in MalaysiaMSAM03::ROBERTLIMMon Jul 31 1995 14:3212
    re: a few back
    
    >Malaysia eh.... The alleged home of match fixing.
    
    Sad but true. We have the strongest prison league though ;-)))))
    Seriously, there was no proof thus no one was convicted.  Instead
    players were banned from 1 yr to 2 yr from all football activities
    beside being banished to remote parts of the country.
    
    ManU is also without Giggs (injured).
    
    
32.6018CHEFS::STRATFORDSDisconnect brain from mouthMon Jul 31 1995 14:575
    >players were banned from 1 yr to 2 yr from all football activities
    
    Obviously they could still play in friendlies....
    
    Stuart
32.6019ALL forms of footballing activitiesMSAM03::ROBERTLIMMon Jul 31 1995 15:096
    Stuart
    
    They are banned from ALL football activities - play, coach, administer,
    etc
    
    Robert
32.6020Uniteds Football inactivitySIOG::G_ROBINSONMon Jul 31 1995 16:464
    The way United played at the end of last Season I thought they were
    banned from all Footballing actvity.
    
                     The Scouser at SIOG........
32.6021Since they can't play by the rules....MARVIN::MORRELLHmmmmmm......Mon Jul 31 1995 16:567
    I say ban the whole team for the rest of the season & make Fergie
    appologies to each & every Leeds fan for the disgraceful remarks he
    made about Leeds fans in his new book..
    
    	Cheers,
    
    		Rick.
32.6022CHEFS::EDWARDSDMon Jul 31 1995 17:546
    errr Rick, Fergie *HAS* already apologised.
    
    Anyway, what was so disgraceful about the remarks.  Everybody knows
    that Leeds fans are animals - he just came out and said it.
    
    re: Scouser as SIOG ?  Just where is SIOG ?
32.6023MARVIN::MORRELLHmmmmmm......Mon Jul 31 1995 18:087
    >errr Rick, Fergie *HAS* already apologised.
    
    	He's applogised to the club but not to the fans....
    
    	Cheers,
    
    		Rick.
32.6024CHEFS::EDWARDSDMon Jul 31 1995 18:1310
    >He's applogised to the club but not to the fans....
    
    So, you expect him to send a letter to all the Sheep eh ?  I'm sure
    that his letter will be published in your 1st match-day programme, and
    the press have printed summarised details anyway.  This is all on the
    assumption that the Sheep buy and read the tabloids, and don't just
    look at the pictures.
    
    Cheers,
    Dave
32.6025CHEFS::STRATFORDSDisconnect brain from mouthMon Jul 31 1995 18:197
    Dave,
    
    Dangerous thing to assume that Leeds fans can read. After all, they
    have only just learnt that the human race has evolved speech and gave
    up grunting years ago...
    
    Stuart
32.6026MARVIN::MORRELLHmmmmmm......Mon Jul 31 1995 18:266
    Unlike many ManU fans who still haven't evolved to the stage where they
    can grunt!!! 
    
    	Cheers,
    
    		Rick.
32.6027Anyway, you smell.FORTY2::FOWLERMKylie fan clubMon Jul 31 1995 18:464
Cor, flippin eck. If you want real cutting edge witty banter, stuff radio 4;
just get yerself down to the FOOTY notes conference, that's what I say. 8-)

Mike
32.6028you'd put Hislop and Merton out of a jobCOMICS::HAWLEYIMr Flibble says: Game over boysMon Jul 31 1995 18:584
    Any truth in the rumour that Messrs Stratford and Morrell are due to
    appear in the next season of "Have I got news for you?".
    
    Ian.
32.6029Subtle it ain't ...AYOV29::MTHEODORESONAnd now ... the galleryMon Jul 31 1995 19:087
    
    > you'd put Hislop and Merton out of a job
    
    	That'll be Shaka and Sniffer I take it ?
    
    Angus Deayton.
    
32.6030Placing SIOG on the mapSIOG::G_ROBINSONMon Jul 31 1995 19:556
    RE EdwardsD,
    
    SIOG is in Dublin. Its Gaelic for something but Im not telling you what
    as I couldnt handle the slagging.
    
                                   Gary.
32.6031IRNBRU::HOWARDLovely day for a GuinnessMon Jul 31 1995 20:268
    
    lads,    SIOG is the Irish word for `fairy'....
    
    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH....
    
    ps....sorry Gary,
    
    Ray, (ex DUB01::)....
32.6032We wont be hearing from Ray any more..SIOG::G_ROBINSONMon Jul 31 1995 20:551
    I Know where you live..................................................
32.6033Selangor 1 ManU 4 (1st leg)MSAM03::ROBERTLIMTue Aug 01 1995 09:1338
    Just in case anyone is interested :
    
    Selangor Selection 1 (0)
    Man Utd 4 (0)
    
    United scorers were Bruce, Butt, Pallister and Sharpe.  The
    center-halves' goals were off corners (not surprising since Pallister
    is taller by a head from the tallest person in the Selection team ;-))
    
    Butt's goal was from a weak back-pass while Sharpe's goal was a real
    beauty!  First half was quite even.
    
    Strange watching United without Hughes.  I kept on looking for the ball
    towards the target man.  I guess all of us will have to be accustomed
    to this feeling for a long, long time!  Neither was there any wing play
    with KanKan and Riggs not playing.  Neville tried his best but it is
    JUST NOT THE SAME.
    
    If United fielded this side in the Premier League, they will struggle. 
    With Cantona not being available for sometime and injuries to Riggs and
    Cole, United will start slowly this season.
    
    The crowd?  65,000 on a Monday night which shows the drawing power and
    support of TGFCITW
    
    There was a noticeable gasp when United turned out in their new away
    jerseys - the shirt was two toned - light grey on top half (like
    Liverpool's), darkish grey for the bottom half and the shorts.  Maybe
    the crowd was wondering what to do with their red, green-yellow, blue
    or black jerseys!
    
    There were at least a thousand of those 'old' jerseys.  Most popular
    for those with numbers - "7".  There were even some with vintage Adidas.
    Maybe I should check my garage and take out the white Admiral jersey
    with black lines running down the front-left
    Ah those were the days ...
    
    United will play the second leg on Wednesday night.
32.6034Riggs ???AYOV29::MTHEODORESONAnd now ... the galleryTue Aug 01 1995 14:031
    
32.6035Classic Coke, plsMSAM03::ROBERTLIMTue Aug 01 1995 16:163
    Oooppps - Giggs ... still shell-shocked from watching the new United.
    
    Robert
32.6036ManU 2 Selangor 0MSAM03::ROBERTLIMDigital in MalaysiaThu Aug 03 1995 14:589
    Lineup for the second leg :
    
    Schmeichel (Pilkington), Parker (G Neville), Bruce, Pallister, Irwin,
    Sharpe (Beecham), McClair, Butt, Keane, Scholes (Cooke), Fabruley
    
    United won the second leg 2-0 thru Bruce and Scholes.
    
    Attendance was 25,000 due to announcement that the home-team was not
    going to field a full side as the League is resuming this Saturday.
32.6037CHEFS::EDWARDSDThu Aug 03 1995 17:0210
    >Sharpe (Beecham), McClair, Butt, Keane, Scholes (Cooke), Fabruley
    
    Couple of minor corrections :
    
    Beecham = Beckham 
    Fabruley ? Hmm - could be Ben Thornley, a very young very promising
    left-winger.
    
    Cheers,
    Dave
32.6038Why I love United (NOT!) No. 1435XSTACY::JLUNDONhttp://xagony.ilo.dec.com/~jlundon :-)Thu Aug 03 1995 20:3516
From:	XSTACY::VBORMC::"A.P.Woodhall@newcastle.ac.uk" "Adam Woodhall" 
3-AUG-1995 16:32:25.17
To:	leeds-united@vax.ox.ac.uk
CC:	
Subj:	****!


They've got away with it again.  The Scummers are going to Villa on 
the opening day of the season, and Villa, because of rebuilding work 
have a reduced capacity of 35 000, and so wanted to give all their 
tickets to the home fans, but the FA ruled they have to give 3 000 to 
the Scum.  This isn't too bad until you learn that Scum aren't taking 
_any_ away fans all next season (as far as I know), cos' wait for it, 
their capacity is being reduced to around 35 000 due to rebuilding!

Adam
32.6039Apa?MSAM03::ROBERTLIMDigital in MalaysiaFri Aug 04 1995 08:3216
    Dave
    
    >    Beecham = Beckham
    >    Fabruley ? Hmm - could be Ben Thornley, a very young very promising
    >    left-winger.
    
    These names (and spelling) came from ManU's press release.  The
    translation from Queen's English to Malaysian Manglish seems to lose
    something!
    
    Unfortunately I could not attend the second game and therefore could
    not confirm whether it is Thornley or Fabruley.
    
    Incidentally United's stay  was covered as the main item in most
    newspapers' sports section.
    
32.6040CHEFS::EDWARDSDFri Aug 04 1995 14:4722
    re.6038
    
    Utds capacity will be reduced to just over 30k for the first few months
    of next season.  Utd currently have just over 30k season ticket
    holders.  I think it would be a tad unfair to expect season ticket
    holders to give up their tickets to accomodate away supporters -
    non-season ticket holders won't be able to go to games, so why should
    away supporters ?
    
    Villa's capacity has been reduced to 35k.  Perhaps MikeF could help
    with this one, but I'm sure that Villa's average attendance last season
    was less than that.  Therefore I'm also sure that they will have
    considerably fewer season ticket holders than that.  I believe the
    current FA directive is that clubs must provide 30% of available
    tickets to away fans - where possible, a minimum of 3000 must be
    available.
    
    Let's see :  Utd - available tickets = 0.  30% of 0 = 0
               Villa - available tickets (approx) = 10k.  30% of 10k = 3000.
                                                
    What's the problem ?
    
32.6041FORTY2::FOWLERMKylie fan clubFri Aug 04 1995 17:1612
I think there's an obvious oversight in your mathematics there, Dave. The
correct equation is as follows:

Number of tickets given to away teams by Mancs=	0  (nil)
Therefore, Number of tickets given to Mancs=    0  (nil)

Be realistic. Villa will have nay probs selling 35,000 tickets for the first
match of the season against the hated enemies of all that's good. Why should we
waste any tickets by giving them to cockney fair weather Mancs, just because
they're all scared of going "up north" for a home match?

Mike
32.6042CHEFS::STRATFORDSDisconnect brain from mouthFri Aug 04 1995 17:4231
    Mike,
    
    Have to say, although it really pains me to do so, but I agree with
    Dave and the approach that Man U have taken to the problem. 
    
    If you have season ticket holders which, in number, are in excess 
    of the proposed capacity during the building works then sorry but away fans
    lose everytime. Sure, its a pain in the arse if you're the away fan in 
    question but a football club has to rely on its home support to remain in 
    existence *not* on the success of their opponents.
    
    In the case of Man Utd, and possibly Newcastle, being the away team,
    the situation does change. It is widely accepted that these two teams
    will be supported well when they are away from home. The geography of
    their supporters is different , ie a lot of Man U fans do not come from
    Manchester and the reverse is probably the case of Newcastle, but the
    outcome is the same. In these cases, the game will sell out whatever
    the spilt between home and away fans, eg 50/50 or 100/0, but, and this
    is the big BUT, if you ban away fans from those games the FA will
    expect that ban to be in force for ALL games. Taking at least 75% of
    the Premiership as an example, for all but 3 or 4 games a year, the
    grounds do not sell out. Therefore, you have to let away fans in. You
    cannot pick and choose games where away fans can come and cannot come.
    
    For once, the FA have it right. You have to be *consistent* in your
    application of the rules and if it can be proven that home fans will
    exceed away on a season ticket basis then why create financial
    penalties on a club simply to be fair to 2 or 3 clubs when they visit
    your ground? 
    
    Stuart
32.6043Wass going on ?AYOV29::MTHEODORESONAnd now ... the galleryMon Aug 07 1995 12:539
    
    Dave
    
    	What's this nonsense about Kandoodah not being allowed to sign for
    Everton ? There was something on the radio this morning about him going
    on strike if he had to return to Man Utd.
    
    Malc.
    
32.60444 days to go Dave..YUPPY::PANESWe say yes to all day Sunday openingMon Aug 07 1995 13:035
Apparently Peter Johnson ( Everton supremo ), expects ManU to "honour"
the arrangement. I had to do a double-take when I read that as I never thought
I would see the words honour and Manchester United in the same sentence.

Stuart
32.6045NICOS::STRATFORDSDisconnect brain from mouthMon Aug 07 1995 13:066
    Mr Panes,
    
    Would -1 be a little bit of a warm-up for Thursday....?
    
    Stuart
    
32.6046From Ceefax late Saturday night.........RDGE21::CROSSAMon Aug 07 1995 13:117
    I believe it is something to do with Andreis old club getting a sixth
    of the price tag.
    If it is in the original contract he signed with Man U then they really
    will just have to bite the bullet and let him go. They should also get
    their lawyers eyes tested if he missed a clause like that  !!
    
    			Stretch.
32.6047NICOS::EDWARDSDMon Aug 07 1995 13:2722
    re:.6043
    
    Malc,
    
    I haven't got a clue what's going on with Kanwhinginggit.  At the time
    of the transfer, it was widely reported that his old club would receive
    a percentage of the deal.  I can only presume that Utd thought the
    terms of the deal meant that Everton would pay off his old club, in the
    same way that they agreed to pay Andrei's cut of the deal on top of the
    agreed price.  Seems a bit odd though.  I can't understand why Fergie
    would "welcome" Andrei's return to OT today - the player has openly
    expressed his dislike for the manager, so do the decent thing chaps,
    and let the deal go through.  
    
    It does make you wonder about the transfer system in this country. 
    Kanchelskis obviously hasn't *actually* transferred to Everton yet, so
    how can Everton sell shirts with his name on, issue photies with him
    holding the FA Cup etc.  Blame the agents - that's what I say.
    
    Dave
    
    
32.6048Glad he is back....he hasn't gone yet !!!!RDGE21::CROSSAMon Aug 07 1995 13:409
    Dave,
     Throughout this whole is he, isnt he farrago his agent seems to be
    responsible for the negative comments about Fergie etc. Has anyone seen
    an interview with KanKan himself ? As you say, the agents are most at
    fault. 
     As I understand it KanKan has put his name on the dotted line so Gawd
    knows what's going on. 
    
    			Stretch.
32.6049Conveniently forgotten...VARESE::SACHA::IDC_BSTROh no! NOT Milan Kundera again!Mon Aug 07 1995 13:415
    Good job his name's not Paul Ince...I'm sure there'd be an uproar ;-)
    
    Polemically,
    
    		Dom
32.6050NICOS::STRATFORDSDisconnect brain from mouthMon Aug 07 1995 13:4313
    Dave
    
    >how can Everton sell shirts with his name on, issue photies with him
    >holding the FA Cup etc.  Blame the agents - that's what I say.
    
    Blame Man Utd is what I say. Not only do they exploit their own fans
    through blatant commercialism, they are now forcing other clubs to
    appear to be exploiting fans by selling shirts with the name of players
    they haven't even signed yet.
    
    Demote them to the Diadora Leagues.
    
    Stuart 
32.6051NICOS::EDWARDSDMon Aug 07 1995 13:5316
    Stretch,
    
    Apparently, Fergie actually agreed terms with Andrei's agent on more
    than one occasion last season and was confident that the player would
    stay.  As Andrei is more difficult to understand than Kenny Dalglish,
    I'm sure you won't have seen/heard an interview with him, but I do have
    it on good authority that it was the player's decision to go.  Now
    whether it was because of his dislike of Fergie, or because he will
    receive 1.2m quid I don't know, and actually I don't care.  He wants
    out, so let him go.  He'll never play for Utd again, so why drag it out
    ?  Unless of course Utd are going to follow my advice of a few weeks back, 
    and use him to prise Overmaars from Ajax.  If only that could be true,
    coupled with pi$$ing off half of Liverpool ... hmmm, life ain't that bad
    after all.
    
    Dave
32.6052The Whale brothersNICOS::EDWARDSDMon Aug 07 1995 13:557
    re:.6050
    
    Oi Beached,
    
    Get on with some work !
    
    James
32.6053Going Going Gone ??????RDGE21::CROSSAMon Aug 07 1995 14:128
    Dave I agree 100 %.If his heart is not in it let him go. I thought this
    all flared up last year and it all got smoothed out favourable contract
    etc etc . Obviously a long term contract in some agents eyes is about
    one year !!!
    
    		
     
    Stretch_who_thinks_he_should_go_now_although_I_would_rather_he_stayed.
32.6054Tin KanKan !!!WENDYS::RUTHERFORDIA)bort R)etry F)*** It !!Mon Aug 07 1995 14:246
32.6055Free the Manchester United one ...AYOV29::MTHEODORESONAnd now ... the galleryMon Aug 07 1995 14:278
    
    > Well hes's down as an Everton player in the Suns Dream Team 95
    
    	Oh well that's it then, end of story. But what does "polemically"
    mean ?
    
    Malc.
    
32.6056Didn't you ever watch "The Good Old Days"? ;-)VARESE::SACHA::IDC_BSTROh no! NOT Milan Kundera again!Mon Aug 07 1995 14:4211
    Mal,
    
    "Polemically" means "with intent to cause argument". I assume it comes
    from the Latin, given that there is an Italian verb "polemizzare" (= to
    quarrel).
    
    Now go and reread 32.5984, and make sure you order a large portion of
    humble pie at the canteen today.
    
    Dom
    
32.6057AYOV29::MTHEODORESONAnd now ... the galleryMon Aug 07 1995 14:491
    
32.6058FORTY2::MDAVIESTue Aug 08 1995 13:361
Birmingham 1-0 Man Utd,  horrah!! Horrah!!, 
32.6059CHEFS::STRATFORDSDisconnect brain from mouthTue Aug 08 1995 13:472
    Who scored? Was it a full first team for TGFTITW and if so, when will
    Fergie resign?!!!?
32.6060CHEFS::EDWARDSDTue Aug 08 1995 14:0411
    Chris Whyte scored for Brum.  The Utd team was as full-strength as it
    gets without Cole, Cantona and Giggs.  Early days yet chaps, early
    days.
    
    BTW Stuart - re an earlier note.  The main difference between Rioch's
    team and GG's team is about 12m quid.  For that amount of cash I would
    certainly expect an improvement and would indeed expect all Arsenal
    fans to be confident of winning some silverware next season - not the
    'well, we might do better than last season' rubbish.
    
    
32.6061Oi, Edwards get on with your work ;^)CHEFS::STRATFORDSDisconnect brain from mouthTue Aug 08 1995 14:107
32.6062MARVIN::MORRELLHmmmmmm......Tue Aug 08 1995 14:207
    >Chris Whyte scored....
    
    	Well it looks like ex-Leeds have beaten ManU yet again!!! :->>>
    
    	Cheers,
    
    		Rick.
32.6063CHEFS::STRATFORDSDisconnect brain from mouthTue Aug 08 1995 14:307
    Dave,
    
    Did I omit to mention that Arsenal have won a trophy under Bruce Riochs
    reign? Last night was for the Billy Wright Memorial Trophy so our
    season has already been more successful than TGFTITW's will be...
    
    Stuart 
32.6064CHEFS::EDWARDSDTue Aug 08 1995 14:466
    >spending money is not a surefire way to spend money.
    
    Beached,
    
    Hmmm, been on the pop have we ?
    
32.6065Nope, just having a popCHEFS::STRATFORDSDisconnect brain from mouthTue Aug 08 1995 15:178
    Jimbo,
    
    Nope, just the usual not reading the note before entering. 
    
    The latter "spend money" should be replaced by "success". That
    amendment  was especially for the mentally impaired, and Ian Hawley.
    
    Stuart
32.6066star chapCOMICS::HAWLEYIMr Flibble says: Game over boysTue Aug 08 1995 15:599
    
    > mentally impaired, and Ian Hawley.
    
    Yo beached!
    
    Nice to see you seperate me from the rest of the people in here.
    Despite what Dave says, you really are a top bloke and no mistake.
    
    Ian.
32.6067MARVIN::MORRELLHmmmmmm......Tue Aug 08 1995 21:515
    According to teletext, Cantona has asked to leave ManU... :->>>>>>
    
    Cheers,
    
    	Rick.
32.6068Fergusons Own GoalCHEFS::STRATFORDSDisconnect brain from mouthWed Aug 09 1995 11:2926
    Apparently, he feels the FA are being harsh by continually picking on
    him. 
    
    Someone at Manchester United certainly made a *big* balls-up when they
    invited Rochdale for the practice match in the first place. If they
    wanted to give Cantona a run out they should have used a First Team XI
    vs a Second Team XI rather than involve another club. When the FA
    banned him from footballing activities, it doesn't take much to work
    out that a supposedly private practice match played in front of
    journalists is going to make it to the sports pages of every daily
    paper and that it would be viewed as TGFCITW sticking 2 fingers up to
    the FA.
    
    Rather unsurprisingly, the FA weren't best pleased and now are accused
    of persecuting the player. I have no sympathy for him nor Man Utd in
    this instance. If he leaves, then English football will have lost a
    very talented player but it was his own actions that have brought the
    current state of affairs to a head and the stupidity of his management
    that ends it. 
    
    However, no doubt that would not be how Mr Ferguson would view it and
    we will have endless bleating that the FA have robbed us of this talent
    and the championship, they shouldn't be running the game, ad nauseum
    for the next 12 months.
    
    Stuart 
32.6069Eric is innocent!MOVIES::PATTISONIan PattisonWed Aug 09 1995 12:076
    The FA cleared Man U and Cantona of any wrong in this case.
    The ban doesn't include such "training" games.
    
    --Ian
    
    
32.6070This season's lineupWARFUT::STOCKMANSWed Aug 09 1995 13:3019
Courtesy of the Man.Utd mailing list:

With the mass leaving of Man U that has gone on here is the team we should
pick next season!


                        Martin Edwards

 Alex Fergurson    David May    My Mum          Me

The Groundsman     Tea Lady     Pub Owner       Kantakethis

        Any one who wants a game        Chippy owner


Be aware that Kan might not put full effort in though!


Si
32.6071CHEFS::EDWARDSDWed Aug 09 1995 13:4322
    Well, I'm extremely disappointed this morning following Cantona's
    transfer request.  I feel sure he will now go, and probably to Inter
    bleedin' Milan.  With Cantona still at the club, I always felt that we
    had a reasonable chance of success next season.  His, as yet untried,
    partnership with Cole could/would have been exciting and very
    productive - I had the feeling that the "experts" were writing Utd off
    a tad prematurely.
    
    Now, I feel Utd could struggle.  Assuming Cantona *does* go, Ferguson
    must buy.  The only player in England who could replace Cantona is Le
    Tissier.  I'm not a great admirer of his, but I feel that Utd need
    someone with his talents.  Fergie must offer what it takes to prise Le
    Tiss away from Southampton - I have heard, from a usually reliable
    source, that Soton are currently listening to offers from Blackburn and
    Man City in the region of 10m.  Well, Utd have to a) match the figure,
    and b) convince Le Tiss that Utd is the ideal showcase for his talents.
    On both counts, I feel Utd will struggle.
    
    The most annoying thing about this, again assuming that Cantona goes,
    is that Hughes left because Cantona decided to stay, Gazza and Platt
    were ignored because Cantona decided to stay, and we're now left
    slightly in the "merde".
32.6072CHEFS::EDWARDSDWed Aug 09 1995 13:523
    Oh, and another thing, couldn't Eric have waited until Friday to
    submit his transfer request.  I'm meeting Stuart "I love Eric" Panes
    tomorrow and I'm sure he'll have something to say on the matter.
32.6073The rot started when they let Phelan goYUPPY::PANESWe say yes to all day Sunday openingWed Aug 09 1995 14:1547
                     <<< Note 32.6072 by CHEFS::EDWARDSD >>>

>    Oh, and another thing, couldn't Eric have waited until Friday to
>    submit his transfer request.  I'm meeting Stuart "I love Eric" Panes
>    tomorrow and I'm sure he'll have something to say on the matter.


      Dave ( no relation ),

      I was going to keep my powder dry on this one, but a few thoughts
      came to me during a quality ironing moment this morning. If , and
      remember nuffink is settled yet, Cantona does move on it will cause
      some ambiguous feelings for this football loving fellow. Let's face
      it, the chap is a tremendously gifted player ( and I have said
      this many times ), but unfortunately his "dark" side lets him down. 
      Irrespective of his "finest" moment happening at the San Selhurst 
      I truly believe that he should have left England straight away ( a
      feeling apparently shared by His Happiness St Fergie ). 

      His dark side also appears to be a microcosm of the team and some
      of the supporters. It can be a particularly unpleasant blend of
      arrogance, paranoia, and violence.

      It was a brave move by Leeds (x 3) to bring him and his suspect
      temperament to England, a foolish one by them to sell him, but I 
      think the cracks were beginning to show ( the Moncur incident being
      just one ). I am of the opinion that the Simmonds malarkey would 
      have been over by now if he had go on to pastures new. What he did
      was a black mark for football, and was meat and drink for the football
      bashers. 

      On balance I think that his stay enhanced the game, but he should
      have left sooner, and perhaps even bitter bastidges like me, would have
      looked on his time ( as a great footballer ) fondly.

      I think United have ****ed up big time in how they have dealt with 
      him.


     Stuart



     BTW If he is not interested in the smoggy atmosphere of Milan, he 
         will always receive a warm welcome at the San Selhurst.

     P.S. The first Pernod is on me.
32.6074PCPLOD::PERIOD::panesWed Aug 09 1995 14:277

BTW The League found him and the club not guilty of breaking the ban.
    What on earth would have been his reaction if they had of found 
    him guilty.

    Stuart
32.6075CHEFS::EDWARDSDWed Aug 09 1995 14:5411
    Stuart,
    
    I believe he put in his transfer request *before* the decision was
    announced.  It was a predictable response from him, following along the
    lines of Fergie's recent outburst that everybody, including the FA, is
    anti-Utd.  I'm just sick of seeing Utd in the papers for all the wrong
    reasons.  2 years ago, Utd had one of best club sides England has
    produced, and the future looked bright for at least the rest of the
    decade.  Now, it seems that the club is in shambles.  I'm sure that the
    majority of non-Utd fans are having a damn good time of it at the
    moment.
32.6076I thought my earlier attempt at being balanced was admirablePCPLOD::PERIOD::panesWed Aug 09 1995 15:0014
>    Stuart,
    
>                                                 .  I'm sure that the
>    majority of non-Utd fans are having a damn good time of it at the
>    moment.


     Dave,

     No that's tomorrow night. I was pondering whether we should ban the 
     subject of football. You and I could talk about music, and let Stratto
     chunder on about top UK cabaret artiste Paul Weller.

     Stuart
32.6077FORTY2::FOWLERMKylie fan clubWed Aug 09 1995 15:0110
re:-1

Quite the contrary, Dave old pal. I almost cried when I heard that the great
Frenchman wanted out. What with all the tragedy and turmoil surrounding one of
the great homes of football and traditional pillars of the Premiership
community, I haven't slept for a week.

Honest.

Mike
32.6078Chilli sauce on that Sir??SIOG::G_ROBINSONWed Aug 09 1995 15:034
    You forgot Stavros & co from The Lou Macari Kebab shop on the Stretford
    Rd............
    
                           The Red under the Bed (Scouse Red)
32.6079CHEFS::GEORGEMi|c|e|l|a|n|dWed Aug 09 1995 15:031
Eric who?
32.6080Now they just need to sell Sharp, Giggs and Cole...VARESE::TRNUX1::IDC_BSTROh no! NOT Milan Kundera again!Wed Aug 09 1995 15:0416
    In case there were any doubts, Inter Milan are waiting like vultures to
    get Cantona's signature. When asked if he was disappointed about not 
    managing to sign either Stoitchkov or Baggio (Inter Milan fans are getting 
    tired of playing second fiddle to Milan, Juve, etc. in the transfer  
    market), Moratti, Inter's new president said that "the only player I
    really regret not bringing to Inter is Cantona, who I consider to be
    probably the best player in the world at the present time". 
    
    Btw, Stuart (Palace variety), given your unofficial title of Head
    Cantona Basher of the Realm, I thought .6074 was a very fair and
    thoughtful note. You should do the ironing more often ;-)
    
    Dom
    
    P.S. If Cantona does go to Inter, I'm a little sceptical about how
    he'll put up with the pressure/media in Italy. Prepare for fireworks.  
32.6081VARESE::TRNUX1::IDC_BSTROh no! NOT Milan Kundera again!Wed Aug 09 1995 15:077
    >Btw, Stuart (Palace variety), given your unofficial title of Head
    >Cantona Basher of the Realm, I thought .6074 was a very fair and
    >thoughtful note. You should do the ironing more often ;-)
    
    Hmm, make that .6073.
    
    Dom
32.6082Hmmmm!IOSG::LAYNEWed Aug 09 1995 15:326
    Ince and Cantona in the same team again...I thought that was why United
    sold him....too much fireworks!!
    
    Oh Well
    
    William
32.6083CHEFS::EDWARDSDWed Aug 09 1995 17:2510
    I've just received this on the mailing list ... There can't be 2
    Stretchs can there ?
    
>I want to cry.
>If he goes 'cos of this I will personally throttle Kelly.

>Please dont go Eric, we're begging you.

>Stretch

32.6084No it was my doppleganger !!!CHEFS::CROSSAWed Aug 09 1995 17:334
    No it was not me BUT I share my namesakes sentiments 100 %
    
    		The_True_Stretch.
    
32.6085Wooohhhoooohhoo !!!!!CHEFS::RUTHERFORDIA)bort R)etry F)*** It !!Wed Aug 09 1995 17:486
    Its obviously that Ghost thats hanging around Casper. I believe one of
    them is called Stretch, the others being Fatso and Stinky. Don't
    suppose there's anyone on this list that could be associated with the
    other 2, is there ???
    
    Ian$neither_fat_or_stinky!!!
32.6086CHEFS::EDWARDSDThu Aug 10 1995 17:263
    The news at lunchtime reports that Eric has decided to stay at Utd, and
    that he'll be returning to England on Monday.  I should be relieved at
    that news, but for some reason I'm not !  
32.6087An accident waiting to happenYUPPY::PANESTake that and bog offThu Aug 10 1995 19:3815
Dave,

If I were a carpenter ( sorry ) I mean a ManU fan, I would also be a 
tad concerned. Cantona is a great talent, but I also believe that he has
a personality disorder. This appears to manifest itself the most when 
he considers himself to be a victim  of  "the system".  I would like to think
that he  would give us footie fans another season of his skill ( without
malice ) , but I suspect that Fergie's apparent acquiescence has just delayed
the inevitable.

To paraphrase Michael Franti .."you can't defuse that timebomb"

Later,

Stuart
32.6088Big wordy person alert !!!!!CHEFS::CROSSAThu Aug 10 1995 19:516
    Oooooh who bought the Oasis single. Can you use big words like that in
    here ?????
    
    			Stretch.
    
    Cos we neeeeeed each other !!!!!!!! 
32.60892-2 Last NightESSB::BLONGPREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS 1993 &amp; 1994Sat Aug 12 1995 16:5610
32.6090'Ere we go again ...MSAM03::ROBERTLIMDigital in MalaysiaMon Aug 14 1995 08:2610
    Some insider trading by Robbo?
    
    At the rate he is going Middlesboro is going to end up with the United
    Reserve League team which is not bad, really!
    
    After the stuff that was dished out last night in the Charity Shield, I
    do not think the Premier League is going to be the in place for action. 
    Look out for more off-field sensations!
    
    Robert
32.6091The King ReturnsESSB::BLONGPREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS 1993 &amp; 1994Tue Aug 15 1995 16:3611
32.6092come on you villa...FORTY2::JONESNeilTue Aug 15 1995 16:5111
    
    > The King is back, but how long will he stay.
    
    He was never going. It was just a publicity stunt. 
    They (Utd) now have the FA on the back foot so the next time Utd are in
    trouble they may be more lenient on them. 
    
    Personally I don't care what happens as long as we don't have to suffer
    "we'll drink drink to Eric the king" on the 6 o'clock news.
    
    Neil
32.6093PallyWARFUT::STOCKMANSTue Aug 15 1995 18:256
Pallister may be in the lineup for satdee.

Apparently the suspected broken toe ended being a bruised
toe instead.

Si
32.6095MARVIN::MORRELLHmmmmmm......Wed Aug 16 1995 12:418
    I hope everyone in the UK is going to watch "Match of the Seventies"
    tonight on BBC1... you'll find that its a really good programme..
    especially for ManU fans.. :->>>>
        
            Cheers,
        
            Rick.
     
32.6096AYOV29::MTHEODORESONIt's grim up northWed Aug 16 1995 12:586
    
    	I'm off to the Scotland match so I'll miss it, but I don't suppose
    this would be the year they got relegated, by any chance ?
    
    Arf arf.
    
32.6097MARVIN::MORRELLHmmmmmm......Wed Aug 16 1995 13:065
    Maybe... Maybe... :->>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    
    	Cheers,
    
    		Rick.
32.6098WARFUT::STOCKMANSWed Aug 16 1995 13:231
re -2 Now I wonder what's going to happen?????? Yawn
32.6099Lack of a record in the European CupSIOG::G_ROBINSONWed Aug 16 1995 14:433
    Coming soon..... Man Utd the Glory year in the European cup. A 5
    minuete Documentary after the news in Monochromatic 405 line Super
    vision.                
32.6100CHEFS::EDWARDSDWed Aug 16 1995 18:523
    Reports on the radio this lunchtime were linking Utd with a player
    called Tijiani Babangida (?sp) who currently plays for Roda JC in
    Holland.  Anybody know anything about him ?
32.6101Crazy name, crazy guy ...AYOV29::MTHEODORESONIt's grim up northWed Aug 16 1995 19:0214
    
    I can hear the Stretford End singing the song already :
    
    	"One Tijiani Babangida,
    	There's only one Tijiani Babangida,
    	One Tijiani Babangida-aa,
    	There's only one Tijiani Babangida ..."
    
    Sorry folks, just had to get that out of my system.
    
    Malc.
    
    PS Can we take it you'll be glued to the telly tonight Dave ?
    
32.6102Babsy,Giggsy,Dozy,Beaky and Titch.YUPPY::OHAGANBDeath or RedundancyWed Aug 16 1995 19:071
    Tijiani Babangida? Will of course become "Babsy" to the punters.
32.6103Tarts !CHEFS::EDWARDSDWed Aug 16 1995 19:081
    Aren't there are any serious football pundits out there today ?
32.6104AYOV29::MTHEODORESONIt's grim up northWed Aug 16 1995 19:117
    
    > Aren't there are any serious football pundits out there today ?
    
    Are there ever ?
    
    Frank Carson. News at Ten. Stupid questions department.
    
32.6105Here we go again ....CHEFS::EDWARDSDWed Aug 16 1995 19:394
    The mailing list has more information on this geezer - apparently he's
    Nigerian, 21, striker and has been watched by Utd on 3 occasions. 
    Expected asking price will be 5 million guilders - don't know what that
    this in real money.
32.6106Too much probablyCHEFS::STRATFORDSEverybody was a BoxerWed Aug 16 1995 19:411
    
32.6107FORTY2::FOWLERMKylie fan clubWed Aug 16 1995 19:444
What do the Mancs need with another striker? If you're after the African Pele,
you can buy Nii Lamptry off the Villa. Surely what you need is a full back.

Mike
32.6108Feed me Seymour ...AYOV29::MTHEODORESONIt's grim up northWed Aug 16 1995 19:4718
    I've thought of another one :

    	"Say ooh, aah,
    	Tijiani Babangida,
    	Ooh aah,
    	Tijiani Babangida ..."

    Or how about :

    	"He's red, he's white,
    	He comes from Outer Space (probably),
    	He's Tijiani Babangida ..."

    Are they taking orders for duvet covers yet ? King size only I presume ...

    (Hey) Mr Songwriter.
    
32.6109not forgetting the Great David MayCHEFS::EDWARDSDWed Aug 16 1995 19:536
    Mike,
    
    Full Backs ?  the Neville boys, Parker, Irwin, O'Kane - seems pretty
    good to me.  
    
    Dave
32.6110FORTY2::FOWLERMKylie fan clubWed Aug 16 1995 20:307
Dave,

Did you or did you not whinge incessantly this afternoon in DECpark 1 about
having to play centre backs, e.g. May, Neville, as full backs where they're
crap? Blimey, there's no pleasing some folk. 8-)

Mike
32.6111YUPPY::PANESStutopiaWed Aug 16 1995 20:4311
            <<< Note 32.6110 by FORTY2::FOWLERM "Kylie fan club" >>>

>Dave,

>Did you or did you not whinge incessantly this afternoon in DECpark 1 about



A MU fan whinge???? Surely not.

Stuart
32.6112CHEFS::EDWARDSDWed Aug 16 1995 20:5116
    Mike,
    
    What I *actually* said was that I rated May as a centre-back, and that
    he was played at right-back out of necessity due to an injury to Parker
    and what was considered to be an inexperienced alternative.  In
    hindsight, Neville should have been given the job earlier and May
    should have been spared a disastrous 3 months playing out of position.
    
    Neville certainly isn't crap at full-back - I just feel that his best
    position is centre-back, although his chances there may be limited when
    Pallister, May and Bruce are available.
    
    Face it Mike.  You're just desperate for Utd to fail and view the
    pre-season sales as evidence that Utd have "blown it".  Think again -
    we'll still finish higher than you - and we'll still sell more duvet
    covers than anybody else.
32.6113FORTY2::FOWLERMKylie fan clubWed Aug 16 1995 20:547
You know me, Dave, reasonable to a fault. I don't mind who wins the league as
long as they play the best football. And come from Birmingham. 8-)

Besides, I won't be here to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fair
weather fans.

Mike
32.6114CHEFS::GEORGEMI|c|e|l|a|n|dWed Aug 16 1995 21:236
re .6103

No.


Jimmy Hill.
32.6115CHEFS::STRATFORDSEverybody was a BoxerThu Aug 17 1995 12:2133
32.6116MARVIN::MORRELLHmmmmmm......Thu Aug 17 1995 13:136
    Did anyone tape the "Match of the Seventies" program last night.. I
    forgot to record it..... :->>>>>>>>>>>
    
    Cheers,
    
    	Rick.
32.6117Very bad PRFORTY2::JONESNeilThu Aug 17 1995 13:1824
    
    This is all very bad PR for the club. 
    
    What ever happened to "my word is my bond"?
    
    1. They are refusing to honour the agreement with Andrei's previous
       club.
    
    2. They are refusing to honour the agreement with Everton.
    
    Even worse is that Everton have offered to stump up some of the cash
    needed for 1. So Man Utd don't have to find 1.1M UKL. My guess is that
    Everton have offered 25 to 50% of this.
    
    Now I hear on the radio this morning that Utd may sell the player to
    a different club who will stump up the 1.1M extra.
    
    Sounds very dodgy to me.
    
    Neil
    
    And I almost felt sorry for Utd goalkeeper Alex Stepney last night in the 
    1973-74 season match were a penalty was awarded when *he* saved the
    ball on the line in the middle of a goal mouth scramble. :-)
32.6118CHEFS::STRATFORDSEverybody was a BoxerThu Aug 17 1995 13:207
    Neil,
    
    The money that Everton stumped up was for Kanchelskis' share of the
    deal. Apparently, his agent was clued up and got MU to pay him a
    percentage of any profit on a transfer deal. 
    
    Stuart
32.6119CHEFS::EDWARDSDThu Aug 17 1995 13:5735
    re:.6115
    
    Stuart,
    
    I think Utd expected Everton to pay off Kanchelskis *and* his former
    club, leaving Utd with 5m clear profit.  The money available to Fergie
    for new players is currently only 4m - 3m from the sale of Ince, and 1m
    from the sale of Hughes.  If/when the Kan deal goes through, Utd will
    only receive about 2.5m.  In other words, a total transfer kitty of
    6.5m from the sale of 3 star players.  What on earth can you buy with
    6.5m nowadays ? 
    
    I think you may also be correct in thinking that Edwards has cold feet.
    The natives are pretty restless at the moment - the sale of Kan seen as
    the final straw by many "fans".
    
    Another thing I'm not clear about is the so-called "entitlement" of Kan
    and his former club to a cut of the deal, when the player himself asked
    for the move.  I always thought that the player benefited *only* if the
    club decided to sell him.
    
    I personally believe that Utd will now try and use Kan in a deal for
    Overmaars or a.n.other.  Kan is worth far more to Utd in a part-ex, 
    although I don't know how that would affect the player's expected cut of 
    the deal.  
    
    The whole episode does raise a few interesting questions about transfer
    dealings.  Even though a player may have agreed terms, and the clubs
    have agreed a fee, there are so many clauses in contracts nowadays that
    I feel both parties should wait until the contract has been actually
    *SIGNED* before confirming the deal.   Everton had no right parading
    Kan in an Everton shirt, (no refs to Ince please - that was on his
    initiative, not Utds), no right to sell Kan merchandise etc when the
    player hadn't actually transferred.  One for the panel I think - cue
    Malc and another bleedin' stupid song !
32.6120CHEFS::EDWARDSDThu Aug 17 1995 13:596
    BTW - the "Seventies" footie show last night was excellent once again.
    My only criticism is that it's too short - surely with all the footage
    they have, the program could run for another 30 mins minimum.
    
    I see another manager had the good sense to recommend that Leeds be
    relegated !
32.6121CHEFS::STRATFORDSEverybody was a BoxerThu Aug 17 1995 14:1010
    Re Everton and their merchandise.
    
    Will people be entitled to a refund on the sale of the shirts with
    "Kanchelskis" on the back? 
    
    Mind you, they had to be a bit lacking in the intelligence dept. if
    they bought the shirt when the deal had so many problems.
    
    Stuart
    
32.6122Bring back the 70'S !CHEFS::FROSTAThu Aug 17 1995 14:4411
    Re:32.6120
    
    I agree that the Programme should be longer. Some of the footage of the
    matches is far too short with not enough time given to showing some of
    the build-ups to the goals.
    Although last night's programme was biased towards Newcastle, I 
    especially enjoyed Emlyn's memories of marking MacDonald out of the
    game along with his mate "Smithy" and watching Dennis Law's cunning 
    back-heel !
      
                         
32.6123CHEFS::GEORGEMI|c|e|l|a|n|dThu Aug 17 1995 15:073
>>>What on earth can you buy with 6.5m nowadays ?

Ince and Hughes, for a start.  
32.6124A New AngleESSB::BLONGPREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS 1993 &amp; 1994Thu Aug 17 1995 17:2311
32.6125CHEFS::STRATFORDSEverybody was a BoxerThu Aug 17 1995 17:4019
32.6126CHEFS::EDWARDSDThu Aug 17 1995 19:1514
    >That still doesn't excuse MU's greed throughout this affair.
    
    That's a crap argument Stuart.  If Utd proceeded with the deal on the
    promise from t'other club that they would waiver their right to any cut
    of the deal, and then found that the club actually wanted 1m plus, why
    can't Utd change their minds, or ask Everton to foot the bill ?
    
    I still claim that a deal isn't a deal until every party signs on the
    dotted line.  If Everton want him that badly, then why don't they fork
    out the extra million quid ?!?!?
    
    I'm still curious as to why Utd should pay Kan anything.  Also, what
    would happen if he was used as part-ex - are his old club entitled to
    part of a fee that doesn't exist ?
32.6127CHEFS::STRATFORDSEverybody was a BoxerThu Aug 17 1995 19:5441
    Dave,
    
    As usual your blind loyalty to TGFCITW gets in the way of rational
    argument.
    
    1.	Why should Everton foot the bill for an agreement that MU entered
    	into? As I said before, if MU didn't like the original contract in
    	the first place, they shouldn't have signed it. If the deal is 30%
    	of the profit to his former club, then so be it. 
    
    2.	They paid Kanchelskis because he negotiated it into the contract.
    	He or his agent was clued up.
    
    For someone who is so keen on legalities (deal is not a deal until
    signed by all parties blah blah blah) you are eager to bend your
    arguments to fit your beloved MU's cause.
    
    As for, 
    
    >If Utd proceeded with the deal on the promise from t'other club that 
    >they would waiver their right to any cut of the deal, and then found 
    >that the club actually wanted 1m plus, why can't Utd change their minds, 
    >or ask Everton to foot the bill ?
    
    	don't be so crass Dave. If MU are so confident that they have the
    waiver then thy will go ahead with the deal. They haven't gone ahead
    with the deal so they obviously cannot have proper authority from the 
    Russian club. This spurious argument is just a ruse from the MU Board
    to diffuse any claims against their greed. MU do have the right to
    change their minds but they also have the right to be sued by Everton
    for Breach of Contract. 
    
    MU's situation is further clouded by the fact that they are not willing
    to go to arbitration which would probably end up compromising so MU
    gain from the fiasco. Instead they choose to ignore this and hope that
    everyone will say, ah well thats it then lads its fallen through and in
    any case its MU so they can't be in the wrong. The darlings of the
    Establishment cannot be allowed to win again, especially when they are
    blatantly in the wrong. 
    
    Stuart 
32.6128CHEFS::EDWARDSDThu Aug 17 1995 20:2450
    Stuart,
    
    As usual your blind hatred of the TGFCITW gets in the way of rational
    argument.
    
>    1.	Why should Everton foot the bill for an agreement that MU entered
>    	into? As I said before, if MU didn't like the original contract in
>    	the first place, they shouldn't have signed it. If the deal is 30%
>    	of the profit to his former club, then so be it. 

    Shall I spell it out ?  The original deal was 30% of any profit.  T'other
    club agreed to waiver this clause in the contract, and it was at this point
    that Utd gave permission  to Everton to discuss terms with Kan.  When 
    t'other club changed their mind and demanded their fair share (which they
    are entitled to do), Utd then decided to change their mind and call off
    the transfer deal (which they are entitled to do) *unless* Everton are
    prepared to foot the bill for the extra 1.4m.  Utd would have demanded a
    larger transfer fee for Kan *if* they had realised the clause would 
    have been enforced.

    
>    2.	They paid Kanchelskis because he negotiated it into the contract.
>    	He or his agent was clued up.
    
    No problem with Kan getting money if it was built into the contract.
    What surprises me is that the clause allowed him a cut even if he 
    requested to leave the club.
   
>    	don't be so crass Dave. If MU are so confident that they have the
>    waiver then thy will go ahead with the deal. 

    HELLO, STUART - Utd haven't got the waiver- that's the problem.

>    MU's situation is further clouded by the fact that they are not willing
>    to go to arbitration which would probably end up compromising so MU
>    gain from the fiasco. Instead they choose to ignore this and hope that
>    everyone will say, ah well thats it then lads its fallen through and in
>    any case its MU so they can't be in the wrong. The darlings of the
>    Establishment cannot be allowed to win again, especially when they are
>    blatantly in the wrong. 
    
    Again, more pathetic ramblings.  The FA have abosultely no role to play
    in this matter.  This has become a legal concern and, like many other
    incidents in the sport/business of football, one in which the FA has no
    power at all.  If this is to be decided anywhere, it will be in a court
    of law. 

    Hugs,
    Dave
    
32.6129CHEFS::GEORGEMI|c|e|l|a|n|dThu Aug 17 1995 20:495
Not sure what's going on in here, but I just thought I'd pop in and say;

I tell you what;  that Vinny Samways is an ugly bastard, isn't he?

m.
32.6130I don't think this is going to be very welcome ...AYOV29::MTHEODORESONIt's grim up northThu Aug 17 1995 21:1612
    
    	And to throw further cats among pigeons I've thought of another
    song, as Dave requested earlier (I can't remember when) :
    
    	(to the tune of "Ging Gang Goolie")
    
    	"We've got Kan-kan-kan-kan-chelskis
    	In the stand,
    	in the stand ..."

    Malc.

32.6131CHEFS::STRATFORDSEverybody was a BoxerFri Aug 18 1995 12:1755
    re -3
    
    Dave,
    
    > Utd would have demanded a larger transfer fee for Kan *if* they had 
    > realised the clause would have been enforced.
    
    Wrong. MU had *agreed* the terms with Everton prior to getting the fax
    dropping the claim. 
    
    > What surprises me is that the clause allowed him a cut even if he
    > requested to leave the club.
    
    Bad business by MU. But then that is academic as Everton have agreed to
    pay this.
    
    >The FA have abosultely no role to play in this matter. This has become 
    >a legal concern and, like many other incidents in the sport/business 
    >of football, one in which the FA has no power at all.  
    
    Err, not quite. The FA *do* regulate the transfer, albeit by proxy on
    behalf of FIFA, they *do* regulate the registration of the player
    therefore they should be involved. Additionally, they should become
    involved to charge MU with bringing the game into disrepute due to
    their disreputable conduct throughout the last fortnight. To conduct
    themselves in this manner is as bad as Alan Sugars little temper
    tantrum in the media the other day.
    
    Where do the FAs powers begin and end. Surely as the "Governing Body"
    they should act in this matter and, if MU aren't happy with the
    outcome, the matter can then proceed to Court.
    
    >Again, more pathetic ramblings. 
    
    A phrase involving the words "People", "Glasshouses" and "Stones"
    springs immediately to mind.
    
    From the paper this morning, more drivel from Ferguson:
    
    	"The bottom line is that he's paid to play football. He must not
    	 get involved in all the politics"
    
    Well, I bet Andrei loved that one. MU are p1$$ing his career around, he
    isn't going to play for the club again (and anyone who truly believes
    he will is either naive or a fool, or a naive fool whichever suits), so
    he should just sit there and take it. Ferguson is acting like a throwback 
    to the old Mill days, 'Just be lucky you're employed here lad' etc,
    etc. Sorry Fergie but it just ain't like that anymore. You agreed to
    sell the player, the player has agreed to join a new employer and then
    all of a sudden its off. Of course the players going to be fed up! Good
    luck to him if he goes on strike. Indeed, it seems that his
    circumstances are similar to Jean-Marc Bosman so MU beware...
    
    Stuart
    
32.6132FORTY2::MDAVIESFri Aug 18 1995 12:294
All this is doing is to make Man Utd the most unpopular team in the Premiership.
Let's just hope they win sod all this year too!,

Mark.
32.6133can I dream of Manc relegation?COMICS::HAWLEYIMr Flibble says: Game over boysFri Aug 18 1995 12:579
    
    > All this is doing is to make Man Utd the most unpopular team in the
    > Premiership.
    
    So, whats NEW?
    
    :-)
    
    Ian.
32.6134Some facts - No eye-scratchingCHEFS::GROOMNA curry a day keeps the missus awayFri Aug 18 1995 13:0714
    
    Let's give all this bitching a rest.  Now for a few stats.
    
    1/ United are the only premier league side not to have signed a player
    during the summer.
    
    2/ United released 9 players, 4 on free transfers.
    
    3/ United are 5-2 favourites for the title (?)
    
    4/ Alex Ferguson is the longest serving premier manager (still at the
    same club)
    
    Nev
32.6135CHEFS::EDWARDSDFri Aug 18 1995 13:2462
    re:-1  Nothing wrong with a bit of pre-season bitching !
    
    Stuart,

>    Wrong. MU had *agreed* the terms with Everton prior to getting the fax
>    dropping the claim. 

    That just goes to show that you haven't got a f****' clue !  Utd only
    gave Everton permission to talk to poor old Andrei AFTER they had received
    the fax from t'other club.  
    
>    Err, not quite. The FA *do* regulate the transfer, albeit by proxy on
>    behalf of FIFA, they *do* regulate the registration of the player
>    therefore they should be involved. Additionally, they should become
>    involved to charge MU with bringing the game into disrepute due to
>    their disreputable conduct throughout the last fortnight. To conduct
>    themselves in this manner is as bad as Alan Sugars little temper
>    tantrum in the media the other day.
    
     Suprisingly enough, the FA announced yesterday evening that they have no
     further role to play in this matter.  The next step for both clubs is 
     to take the matter to court.

>    From the paper this morning, more drivel from Ferguson:
>    
>    	"The bottom line is that he's paid to play football. He must not
>    	 get involved in all the politics"

     What's wrong with that comment ?  Fergie has *NOTHING* to do with 
     transfer dealings at Old Trafford.  As far as he was concerned, the player
     was going and that was that.  All transfers at United are dealt with by
     Edwards and the Maurice Watkins, the club solicitor.  Fergie has 
     obviously been asked for his opinion on the matter, and he has given a
     reasonably diplomatic response.
    
>    Well, I bet Andrei loved that one. MU are p1$$ing his career around, he
>    isn't going to play for the club again (and anyone who truly believes
>    he will is either naive or a fool, or a naive fool whichever suits), so
>    he should just sit there and take it. Ferguson is acting like a throwback 

     Agreed - he will never play for Utd again.  You don't honestly believe
     Utd pulled out of the deal so he could remain an "active" Utd player
     do you ?

>    to the old Mill days, 'Just be lucky you're employed here lad' etc,
>    etc. Sorry Fergie but it just ain't like that anymore. You agreed to
>    sell the player, the player has agreed to join a new employer and then
>    all of a sudden its off. Of course the players going to be fed up! Good
>    luck to him if he goes on strike. Indeed, it seems that his
>    circumstances are similar to Jean-Marc Bosman so MU beware...
    
     Rubbish - Utd gave Everton permission to talk to Andrei.  Everton and 
     Andrei were happy with the deal, Utd weren't.  Therefore, Utd pulled out
     of the deal.  NOTHING was signed - the deal hadn't been made.  Why is that
     such a difficult concept for you to get your head round ?  This is nothing
     like the Bosman case - he was out of contract, Andrei isn't.

     Anyway, I don't know why you're so upset - he'll probably sign for the
     Arse, and perhaps the next time you see them play you'll stay longer 
     than 30 minutes !     
    
    
32.6136YUPPY::PANESStutopiaFri Aug 18 1995 13:3317

Can someone explain to me why TTGFTITG turned down an earlier opportunity
to go to arbitration, but now seem keen to take up the offer. Could it
be a combination of their shareholders being worried about possible 
legal action from EFC , with the prospect of having an expensive 
non-working asset of their books?

Either way it looks to me as if the genuine football fan's interest play
second fiddle to financial objectives of a small/medium size business.


Stuart




32.61372 Stuarts = twice the drivelCHEFS::EDWARDSDFri Aug 18 1995 13:4823
    Well, well Mr Panes.  How nice to receive some input from your goodself
    on this matter.
    
    Utd (TTGFTITG = ???) turned down the opportunity to go to arbitration
    because they considered the matter to be beyond the jurisdiction of the
    F.A.  As far as I'm aware, that is still the case - where have you
    read/heard otherwise ?
    
    >shareholders being worried about possible legal action from EFC 
    
    Everton issued a statement yesterday that they would *not* be taking
    the matter to court.
    
    >prospect of having an expensive non-working asset of their books?
    
    As I stated earlier, Utd will simply demand that any club interested in
    Andrei will have to pay 5m + 1.14m (for t'other club) = 6.14m.  I'm
    sure there'll be plenty of takers - Arse and Tottingham spring to mind.
    
    Thanks for your input Stuart - hope to hear from you soon.
    
    Hugs,
    Dave
32.6138double troubleYUPPY::PANESStutopiaFri Aug 18 1995 13:5944
                     <<< Note 32.6137 by CHEFS::EDWARDSD >>>
                       -< 2 Stuarts = twice the drivel >-

>    Well, well Mr Panes.  How nice to receive some input from your goodself
>    on this matter.
      
     Pleasure. 

   
 >   Utd (TTGFTITG = ???) turned down the opportunity to go to arbitration
 >   because they considered the matter to be beyond the jurisdiction of the
 >   F.A.  As far as I'm aware, that is still the case - where have you
 >   read/heard otherwise ?
  
     Yes... today's Guardian ( formerly known as the Manchester Guardian ).
     Top right hand corner page 14.   

  
>    >shareholders being worried about possible legal action from EFC 
    
>    Everton issued a statement yesterday that they would *not* be taking
>    the matter to court.
 
     Fourth paragraph same article...although admittedly it looks flaky. 

   
>    >prospect of having an expensive non-working asset of their books?
    
>    As I stated earlier, Utd will simply demand that any club interested in
>    Andrei will have to pay 5m + 1.14m (for t'other club) = 6.14m.  I'm
>    sure there'll be plenty of takers - Arse and Tottingham spring to mind.
 
     I suspect that a lot of clubs will be very wary of certain "Sharp" 
     business pratices and might be put off dealing  with TTGITGGHTHHTHY Plc.
   
>    Thanks for your input Stuart - hope to hear from you soon.
    
>    Hugs,
>    Dave

     Too kind... too kind.


     Stuart
32.6139AYOV27::FW_TEMP01J Hussey - Down in DunureFri Aug 18 1995 14:0010
>where have you read/heard otherwise ?

err, most of todays papers!!


IMO, MU are in the dodgy position in that they've already agreed a contract
and are reneging on it.  They've already got Everton to buy of the KanKan
and now want them to do the same with Donetsk.  Money they agreed to pay 
3 years ago.

32.6140Calm down Calm down ......Nah Keep it up ladsCHEFS::CROSSAFri Aug 18 1995 14:0319
    Well folks, let us forget the present and revel in the past for a
    second.
    
    Last night Sky showed the M.U v Ipswich game. 9 - 0 . Even Andy Cole
    managed a few (5) AND Roy Keane managed one as well. The saddest part
    being the fact that four of the first team on the day are no longer in
    the side. Saddest of all is Hughes no longer at Old Trafford.
    
    Anyway I'm off to the Leeds topic to advise Mr Morrell of a classic
    they played against the Mighty Oxford with some whippersnapper called
    Aldridge in the side.
    
    
    		
      About_to_get_revenge_for_Match_of_the_Seventies_Stretch_!!!!
    
    P.S It should be quite quiet in Sweeneys then messrs Stratford and
    Edwards. If you have not turned each other into pie fillings by
    the time I get there.
32.6141Should set the tone for tonight YUPPY::PANESStutopiaFri Aug 18 1995 14:099
Dave,


I have taken the liberty of ordering for you tonight.
Humble Pie and Egg-on-face.

Hugs,

Stuart
32.6142CHEFS::STRATFORDSEverybody was a BoxerFri Aug 18 1995 14:3947
32.6143CHEFS::GEORGEMI|c|e|l|a|n|dFri Aug 18 1995 14:531
This really is total bollocks, isn't it.
32.6144Nice one Matt ;-)CHEFS::GROOMNA curry a day keeps the missus awayFri Aug 18 1995 14:586
    Re; -1
    
    Slightly less subtle than my effort in .6134.
    
    
    Nev
32.6145Blah blah blahCHEFS::EDWARDSDFri Aug 18 1995 15:0925
    >This really is total bollocks, isn't it.
    
    Stuart,
    
    I think he's referring to your last note - a sentiment I do indeed
    share.
    
    My comments re: arbitration and court are based on news items provided
    by SKY Sports at 10 o'clock yesterday evening.  I find it very strange
    that the papers are printing contradictions to both those items in this
    mornings papers.
    
    The situation is obviously subject to change and speculation on a daily
    basis, hence the apparent confusion as to the current state of affairs.
    Whatever happens here, the F.A have got no authority in this matter.
    What Utd have done may be seen to be immoral, but it is certainly not
    illegal.  The recent Tottenham case simply highlights that any decision
    made by the F.A, in such areas, can/will be overturned in a court of
    law.  Whether Utd wish to pursue the matter to such a level remains to
    be seen.  
    
    One final thing Stuart - *if* Andrei was available for 7m and Rioch had
    the money available (which we know he has), I presume you would be
    against any dealings with Utd on "moral grounds" huh ?    
    
32.6146CHEFS::STRATFORDSEverybody was a BoxerFri Aug 18 1995 15:1410
32.6147CHEFS::EDWARDSDFri Aug 18 1995 15:154
    re:.6144
    
    If you're not interested in a bit of pre-season banter, simply hit
    next/unseen - no-one's forcing you to read the notes.
32.6148Let the blood flow........CHEFS::CROSSAFri Aug 18 1995 15:1817
    Mr Stratford,
    
    Ref Man U v Sunderland. I take it that was on before the Leeds/Oxford
    game. I was watching Resort To Murder and came into match of the day
    late. Still I would advise you to check the Leeds note for my views on
    that. Strange that this was the first note entered since 3/8 in the
    Leeds topic ?!?!?
    
    I can see tonight turning into handbags at five yards at this rate !!!!
    Smart.
    
    		Stretch.
    
    P.S Man U revenge type comment- Why does no one picking a fantasy team
    round here want an Arse defender ??? When questioned upon the worth of
    Winterburn and Co the considered response seems to be... NO they are
    Crap !!!!! Six Million for Donkey (eeaaawwlways calls me that) Adams.
32.6149CHEFS::STRATFORDSEverybody was a BoxerFri Aug 18 1995 15:258
    Stretch,
    
    Re Dixon & Co. - See the Arse topic for my views. Not entirely
    dissimilar to those expressed in your note.
    
    As for tonight, I don't know about you but I don't carry a handbag.
    
    Stuart
32.6150CHEFS::GROOMNA curry a day keeps the missus awayFri Aug 18 1995 17:0317
    Dave,
    
    I wasn't objecting to the banter, I used to like Kanchelskis until all
    this started, now he bores me to tears.
    
    What's wrong with discussing how TGFITW will stuff Villa tomorrow, lead
    the premier on GD and remain unbeaten until the great "homme Francais"
    returns ?
    
    
    Ever hopeful
    
    Nev.
    
    
    PS.  I get so used to pressing the nex-unseen key that I probably miss
    all the interesting stuff !!
32.6151CHEFS::EDWARDSDFri Aug 18 1995 17:248
    >What's wrong with discussing how TGFITW will stuff Villa tomorrow,
    >lead the premier on GD and remain unbeaten until the great
    >"homme Francais" returns ?
    
    Mainly, because I'm not stupid enough to believe that will happen !!!
    
    However, I am looking forward to singing all of Malc's new songs at the
    first home game next week.  Anymore Malc ?
32.6152FORTY2::FOWLERMKylie fan clubFri Aug 18 1995 17:285
>>Mainly, because I'm not stupid enough to believe that will happen !!!
    
I presume it's the bit about stuffing Villa that you don't believe will happen?

Mike
32.6153Any more ? Loads, actually !AYOV29::MTHEODORESONIt's grim up northFri Aug 18 1995 17:309
    
    	Well there's always the old favourite :
    
    	"He's red, he's white,
    	He talks a load of sh... rubbish,
    	Dave Edwards, Dave Edwards ..."
    
    William Shakespeare.
    
32.6154More on Kan KanESSB::BLONGPREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS 1993 &amp; 1994Fri Aug 18 1995 17:328
32.6155Another contraCHEFS::GROOMNA curry a day keeps the missus awayFri Aug 18 1995 17:334
    On Sky Sports this am, Kan Kan said he was going to train with Everton
    today.
    
    NEv
32.6156And away from Kan KanESSB::BLONGPREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS 1993 &amp; 1994Fri Aug 18 1995 20:366
32.6157over before its startedVYGER::BONINIMSun Aug 20 1995 15:4114
    
    What is going on at Old Trafford ??
    
    That team on Saturday was almost unrecognisable from the teams that
    were successful over the last few years. 3 first team players sold,
    three injured and one suspended and no new players in. They can't be
    short of money so what's the problem ? If Hughes went because he's
    getting on and it's time to look to the future what is Mclair still
    doing there. The premiership is going to be tighter than ever this year
    and teams can't afford to lose very often. Tha last time United won the
    league they only lost 3 or 4 times and it nearly went the whole way.A
    few more games like Saturday and their challenge will be over by mid 
    September.
    
32.6158Early season nerves. I hope!!!IRPC01::SBELLMon Aug 21 1995 21:537
    For a fan who is currently in exile in the good old USA could someone
    post the team who participated and a match report. Was it, as I am
    afraid of, that the midfield minus Ince was just overpowered by a
    mediocre Villa midfield. If so I hate to thibk what will happen when we
    play the Blackburns and Arsenals of the league.
    
    	Scott 
32.6159496 wonderful for all exiles...AIMTEC::WICKS_AAtlanta's Most (In)famous WelshmanMon Aug 21 1995 21:578
    scott
    
    see 496.6 which has all the teams, bookings, scores etc from the
    weekend
    
    regards
    
    Andrew.D.Wicks
32.6160Can we Hammer the HammersESSB::BLONGPREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS 1993 &amp; 1994Wed Aug 23 1995 16:178
32.61613 PointsESSB::BLONGPREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS 1993 &amp; 1994Thu Aug 24 1995 16:126
32.6162MARVIN::MORRELLLeeds 1 - Liverpool 0Thu Aug 24 1995 16:293
    Come on you Yorkies... :->
    
    	Rick.
32.6163Cocl_Cola cup farceXSTACY::FWHELANThu Aug 24 1995 17:504
    
    Are United taking the Coca-Cola cup seriously this year?
    
    
32.6164CHEFS::GEORGEMI|c|e|l|a|n|dThu Aug 24 1995 17:561
Cantona is due to play a testimonial match with Swansea City on October 9th.
32.6165More significantlyWOTVAX::HARDYPThu Aug 24 1995 17:578
    
    
    Don't you mean,
    
    Are United taking the league seriously this year?
    
    Peter     
    
32.6166CHEFS::GEORGEMOut Stuart PanesThu Aug 24 1995 18:121
No, I meant that Cantona has agreed to play for Swansea in a testimonial match.
32.6167errorXSTACY::FWHELANThu Aug 24 1995 19:361
    Read note .6163 and realise your mistake.
32.6168no errorTNKSYS::DBROWNWith magic, you have some controlThu Aug 24 1995 21:221
    No, read note .6166 and realize that there was no mistake
32.6169Mai oui, monsieur ...OZROCK::OSMANArif OsmanFri Aug 25 1995 08:565
Yes, they are taking both competitions seriously.
They will field the opening day side in both
competitions this year.

;-)
32.6170E cupsIRPC01::JMCFARLANDFri Aug 25 1995 17:356
    does any one no who Man utd Got in the EUFA CUP and also does Anyone
    Know Who Blackburn are going to get beat off of in the Champions
    Leauge.
    
    Cheers J.McF
    
32.6171VNACO1::HERIBERTFri Aug 25 1995 17:445
J.McF,

see 490.9 (UEFA) and 492.6 (Champions)

Heribert
32.6172United 3 Wimbledon 1ESSB::BLONGPREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS 1993 &amp; 1994Mon Aug 28 1995 16:239
32.6173Missing in ActonIRPC01::SBELLTue Aug 29 1995 03:107
    
    I am currently in the USA and have heard a unsubstantiated rumour that 
    we beat "The CHAMPIONS" 2-1 at Ewood, could anyone confirm this. If 
    this is the case it has been a better start to the season than I 
    thought it would be after the defeat by Villa on the opening day.
    
    		Scott
32.6174great stuff from the kidsISIDRO::BREADIETue Aug 29 1995 12:0730
    Man Utd did not simply beat Wimbledon Rovers (sorry Blackburn) they
    gave them a footballing lesson.
    
    This was a tremendous game dominated by Fergie youngsters and an
    unbelievably home biased ref.  I don't think utd will win the league
    this year, but if Fergie keeps his nerve this team will be awesome
    in the future.  The one touch stuff they play is fantastic.
    
    Blackburn's sole tactic was to humph the ball up in the air and hope
    Shearer will get it.  They also blatantly tried to pysically intimidate
    the kids but failed.
    
    Interesting satistics, Utd committed 10 fouls yet had 5 booked and 1
    sent off - yeh well referred.
    
    Three great goals. The first came after much scrambling in the box and
    three amazing stops by Flowers who must have been sick when the final
    save drop at the feet of Sharp, who scored. The second was classic
    Shearer the ball dropped at his feet in a crowded penalty box yet
    somehow he managed to fire into the tighest of spaces in the net.
    The third was scored by a turning ? (new kid don't know the name)
    who curled a great shot past Flowers.
    
    One of the most exciting 90 minutes I  have watched for a long time.
    
    What do the fair weather utd fans who were calling for Fergies' head
    think now ?
    
    Regards
    Denis
32.6175new kids on the blockVYGER::BONINIMTue Aug 29 1995 12:353
    re -1
    
    I think it was Beckham who scored the second
32.6176The Balckburn backlash starts here...CHEFS::STRATFORDSSteer clear of the Zebra BrosTue Aug 29 1995 12:4538
    re -1
    
    >This was a tremendous game dominated by Fergie youngsters and an
    >unbelievably home biased ref
    
    The first part of the sentence is true but the second..? I thought the
    ref had a reasonably good game. I suspect your frustration with him
    stems from Mr Keanes sending off. He *had* to go given that Le Saux had
    been booked for a more obvious dive in the first half. Also, a quote
    from the ref in this mornings paper,
    
    	"Roy Keane was sent off for diving. He then compounded it by pushing
    	 an opponent."
    
    That indicates that even if Keane hadn't taken a walk for the dive (& it
    was one), he was going to for the handbags at 10 paces. It was a shame
    really as Keane was 100% better than he seemed last season. Inces
    departure has given him more responsibility which he looks to be
    enjoying. If he can curb his temper then he will be an important member
    of the Utd team. If not, he will be letting everyone connected with Utd
    down. 
    
    The only thing Utd looked to be missing last night was a forward to
    hold the ball up. Cole can do it but not very well and also looks to
    need more support than he got last night. 
    
    It will be interesting to see how they get on against a team with 3
    centre halves. Part of the reason that Utd looked good last night was
    the space behind the Blackburn defence. Blackburn really look like a
    one man team. They will probably put in the worst performance of all
    defending champions, based on their current performances. Only Shearer
    and Flowers can look back on last night with any pride at their own
    performances. Sutton looks like a man who doesn't know where his next 
    goal is coming from, Ripley is a camel, Batty is a talentless thug and 
    the rest of the side seemed to be running round like headless chickens
    who didn't have any idea how to win the ball back once they had lost
    possession. 	
                                                                          
32.6177Paul who ?CHEFS::EDWARDSDTue Aug 29 1995 13:5342
Well, I've not had a great deal of time lately to enter some match reports so
here's a brief resume of the season so far ...

Villa 3 Utd 1

We were shat on.  Poor 1st-half tactics from Fergie contributed to the poor
display, but Villa were by far the better team.

Utd 2 West Ham 1

Signs that the kids are growing in confidence.  Lovely one-touch football, but
lacking penetration upfront with only Brian McClair to play to.  The arrival
of Andy Cole with 20 minutes to go certainly livened up the performance.  He
looked very sharp.  West Ham were abysmal - if there are 3 teams worse than 
that shower, then I'd be very surprised.

Utd 3 Wimbledon 1

A much improved performance.  Andy Cole on from the start certainly made the
difference.  He gave the kids the target man they need.  Too often, they can
be guilty of playing the Ray Wilkins way - Cole gave them the opportunity to
try one-twos round the box, through balls etc etc.  Wimbledon put up stern
resistance, but the score was ultimately very flattering to them.  The 
introduction of Giggs near the end was a further lift to the team, and he too
looked very sharp when he came on.  The only down side of the day was the
increasing volume behind the "Boom boom boom, let me hear you say Keano" song.
That is going to drive me mad !

Blackburn 1 Utd 2

I think the Keane/Hendry debate is worthy of seperate discussion so I'll just
concentrate on the football.  In my opinion, Utd were magnificent last night.
In all the recent games between the 2 sides, I think that was probably 
Utd's best performance.  The kids are visibly growing in confidence and
Cole is developing into a tremendous centre-forward - my only worry is the
defence.  We looked a bit shaky at times, and have still to keep a clean-sheet
this season.  Still, with Butt, Beckham, Neville and Scholes only 20, and 
Giggs, Sharpe, Keane and Cole all 24 or under, the future's looking pretty
good for Utd.

What was with Paul Ince on SKY last night ?  All this "WE" look good, "WE'LL"
beat Blackburn, "I've put money on US to win the league".  
32.6178CHEFS::NASHTue Aug 29 1995 16:3510
    
    Re: -1 (Blackburn being a one man team)
    
    Yes they probably were last night, HENDRY. Apart from the handbags
    affair with Keane, he played an outstanding game. He deserved Man of
    the Match award in place of too-tall pally. 
    
    BTW. He must be a greatly admired player, everyone else seems to be
    dyeing their hair the same colour :-) I much prefer the good ole days
    when real footballers had perms.....
32.6179METSYS::ALLENCollyFowlerTue Aug 29 1995 16:444
    >>I much prefer the good ole days when real footballers had perms.....
    
    
    	They still do, only not on their heads.
32.6180The Real ChampionsESSB::BLONGPREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS 1993 &amp; 1994Tue Aug 29 1995 22:1015
32.6181MARVIN::MORRELLLeeds United.. the Greatest Team in Football!!!Wed Aug 30 1995 12:317
    >The Real Champions
    
    	Hahahahahaha.... its the way you tell them...
    
    	Cheers,
    
    		Rick.
32.6182METSYS::ALLENCollyFowlerWed Aug 30 1995 12:467
    >>MARVIN::MORRELL "Leeds United.. the Greatest Team in Football!!!" 
    
    HAHAHAHA.... 'Nuff said.
    
    Cheers,
    
    Ta.
32.6183CHEFS::STRATFORDSSteer clear of the Zebra BrosWed Aug 30 1995 13:535
    re -1
    
    It better than him having a Chris Isaak song as a personal name.
    
    Stuart
32.6184EASE::CAROLANWed Aug 30 1995 17:2325
    
    I tend to watch these debates from afar but as a long-time united fan I
    have to jump in to protect poor innocent Roy (as we know him in Irelend
    - Kleenex Keane - as he is so soft).
    
    Anyway.. Keane's first booking was very harsh. It was probably the
    least dangerous tackle up to that point. Mind you I was a mite
    suspicious when I spotted a wad of fivers hanging out of the refs
    pocket. There is no comparrison between the Le Sox and Keane. Le Saux's
    swan dive was bookable, Keane didn't even ask for a peno..
    
    Anyway to the game ... Man U where good but there is much more to come.
    I am still not convinced Nick Butt is the business, he gives the ball
    away too much. However he does cover for Keane. My biggest concern was
    Lee Sharpe. He looked predestrian.. his goal can't disguise his state
    of fitness.
    
    Schmiecel was brilliant. As was Neville. I hope the Neville bros give
    up singing and stick with the footy...
    
    Finally some of Batty's kicks were outrageous, why does El Tel rate him
    ?
    
    
    
32.6185CHEFS::STRATFORDSSteer clear of the Zebra BrosWed Aug 30 1995 17:499
    re -1
    
    >There is no comparrison between the Le Sox and Keane....Keane didn't 
    >even ask for a peno..
    
    So why did he go down then? It certainly wasn't from the challenge.
    Keane was looking to con the ref and deservedly got sent off.
    
    Stuart
32.6186RTOVC0::DCASSIDYWed Aug 30 1995 18:1513
    >So why did he go down then? It certainly wasn't from the challenge.
    >Keane was looking to con the ref and deservedly got sent off.
     	
    	Quite correct....players will soon learn after they have to sit out
    a few matches for silly bookings mounting up. I watched the match
    eventually last night and I must say that neither team impressed me
    that much. They are not as good as they were last season..but then
    again its not even September yet so the best has obviously to come;
    though United's youngsters are not playing like youngsters...assuming
    they hang on to these players and fulfil their potential there is every
    possibility of a Liverpool like dynasty developing out of Old Trafford.
    
    Dezzz. 
32.6187WHY DID KEANE GO DOWN....XSTACY::FWHELANThu Aug 31 1995 14:5311
    
    
    	Ref: Why did Keane go down?
    
    	Keane kicked the ball too far ahead... Hendry went for the ball
    	but caught Keane because of Keane's unexpected bad touch....
    	Keane went down... knew it was a fair tackle... didn't ask for a
    	penalty.... BUT STILL GOT SENT OFF!!!!?
    
    	He should have hit Hendry harder... at least then he would have
    	been sent off for a good reason....!
32.6188CHEFS::GEORGEMGewn ni GorffenThu Aug 31 1995 14:567
From the numerous replays I've seen, I've yet to see one that shows Keane being 
touched at any point during that "tackle".  However, many players tend to stay 
on for such pathetic attempts at conning the ref.  Some might argue that it was 
his fault for being indisciplined enough to have had a yellow card on the go at 
the time of the "incident".

Matt$unbiased_observer.
32.6189CHEFS::STRATFORDSSteer clear of the Zebra BrosThu Aug 31 1995 15:3016
    re .6187
    
    Hendry didn't touch Keane prior to them colliding *after* the ball had
    gone. Lets face it, Keane knew he had lost it and so tried to con the
    ref. He got what he deserved. Unfortunately, Hendry then proceeded to
    show what a complete twat he is by motioning for the ref to book Keane.
    That may well be acceptable in the San Siro or the Bernabeu but at
    Ewood Park or any English League ground, it is not. He should have been
    booked for Ungentlemenly conduct. Given that the FA are so hot on the
    image of the game, Hendry should answer to a disrepute charge. After
    all, he is the sort of high profile player that they love to charge and
    make an example of. However, they will probably ignore it and some poor
    sod from Chesterfield will be the one to cop the punishment as an
    example.
    
    Stuart
32.6190CHEFS::EDWARDSDThu Aug 31 1995 15:3810
    I actually think that Keane simply overstretched in attempting to push
    the ball past Hendry, and fell over.  I've seen him do that loads of
    times, and not just in the penalty area.  I feel the ref was almost
    "forced" into the decision following the earlier Le Sh*t incident and
    the disgraceful behaviour by Hendry.  Mr Stratford, for once, I agree
    with you.  This "Book him Danno" reaction by some players is appalling,
    and I believe the FA should take steps to "discourage" players from
    reacting in this way.  
    
    Dave$trying_to_be_impartial
32.6191Man Utd supporter talks sense shock ...AYOV29::MTHEODORESONAnother day, another headacheThu Aug 31 1995 15:4410
    
    > This "Book him Danno" reaction by some players is appalling,
    > and I believe the FA should take steps to "discourage" players from
    > reacting in this way.
    
    	Mr Edwards, for once, I agree with you. I suggest death is a
    suitable punishment.
    
    Malc$in_a_lenient_mood.
    
32.619212 of one...METSYS::ALLENCollyFowlerThu Aug 31 1995 15:454
    How come Keane fell sideways over Hendrys legs?
    He was running forward yet he fell sideways as if to get close to
    Hendry. I think he made a bit of a meal of his fall on the off chance
    that the ref might give him a penalty. 
32.619350/50 blame in my opinionFORTY2::JONESNeilThu Aug 31 1995 17:1113
    
    If the ref had given a penalty what would have happened to Hendry?
    Would he have been booked or given the red card for stopping a goal
    scoring opportunity? Maybe he was a bit hacked off that Keane had tried
    to a) get a penalty and b) get him sent off. Or maybe c) he was just
    trying to get Keane sent off.
    
    Personally I think Fergie is right. The whole world is against Man Utd
    because they are jealous of their success and that no ref will ever
    give Utd a penalty because the ref will be acused of supporting the
    CFTITW. ;-)
    
    Neil
32.6194Kenny Kenny whats the scoreESSB::BLONGPREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS 1993 &amp; 1994Thu Aug 31 1995 19:4110
32.6195VYGER::MCCLELLANDKThe Honest TruthFri Sep 01 1995 11:358
    I cant beleive some of you guys have the audacity to defend Keane. The 
    incident that got him sent off is all too prevalent in the game
    nowadays and it's good to see a cheat get his come-uppance. 
    
    Overstretched and fell over ??  Get real lads. Le Saux deserved his
    booking and so did Keane, don't make excuses for either of them..
    
    Kev... 
32.6196CHEFS::EDWARDSDFri Sep 01 1995 13:1911
    >I cant beleive some of you guys have the audacity to defend Keane.
    ....
    >Overstretched and fell over ??  Get real lads.
    
    Hey, the game is about opinions right ?  I've seen Keane take tumbles
    like that in the centre circle because he has a tendancy to overrun the
    ball.  My *opinion* is that he did the same against Blackburn.  
    
    
    
    
32.6197REDBUS::SYS_167500Fri Sep 01 1995 14:446
    
    re : 6195
    
    Bang on Kev.....too many tinted specs in this topic. 
    
    Del.
32.6198Silly Question really.....VYGER::MCCLELLANDKThe Honest TruthMon Sep 04 1995 11:105
    .6196
    
    You wouldn't be a Manchester United supporter would you ??
    
    Kev...
32.6199MARVIN::MORRELLLeeds United.. the Greatest Team in Football!!!Wed Sep 06 1995 13:099
    Well its seems that both Cantona & Taggart have had death threats from
    a fan for the game on Christmas Eve... apparently s/he didn't take
    kindly to the comments in Taggarts book about Leeds supporters... 
    
    Hmmm... could be an interesting game.... :->>>
    
    	Cheers,
    
    	Rick.
32.6200CHEFS::CROSSAWed Sep 06 1995 13:186
    Nah Rick, it cannot be due to the book, unless they got someone read it
    too them !!!  
    
    
    			Cheap_shot_Stretch
     
32.6201ermCOMICS::HAWLEYIMr Flibble says: Game Over Boys!Wed Sep 06 1995 13:417
    
    > unless they got someone read it too them !!!
    
    So what you're saying, Stretch, is that Leeds fans cannot read, and
    READING fans cannot master english grammar!!! :-)
    
    Ian.
32.6202ooooopppppsssss !!!!!!!CHEFS::CROSSAWed Sep 06 1995 13:464
    Ian,what is this ??? The Rick defence team ????
    
    
    		Bad_grammar_Stretch.
32.6203METSYS::ALLENCollyFowlerWed Sep 06 1995 14:005
    >>READING fans cannot master english grammar!!! :-)
    
    Tsk tsk Ian...
    
    English, not english.
32.6204MARVIN::MORRELLLeeds United.. the Greatest Team in Football!!!Wed Sep 06 1995 14:027
    >Ian,what is this ??? The Rick defence team ????
    
    	Yep... :->>>>>>>>>>>>
    
    	Cheers,
    
    	Rick.
32.6205CHEFS::EDWARDSDWed Sep 06 1995 14:0410
    >Well its seems that both Cantona & Taggart have had death threats from
    >a fan for the game on Christmas Eve... apparently s/he didn't take
    >kindly to the comments in Taggarts book about Leeds supporters...
    >
    >Hmmm... could be an interesting game.... :->>>
    
    An interesting response Rick.  Here's me thinking you might
    condemn the pathetic death threats from one of your moronic fans.  That
    even looks like a smiley at the end - hmmm, they breed them strange up
    in Leeds.
32.6206CHEFS::GEORGEMGewn ni GorffenWed Sep 06 1995 14:161
Yeah, right...as if we needed proof.
32.6207MARVIN::MORRELLLeeds United.. the Greatest Team in Football!!!Wed Sep 06 1995 15:2815
    Well I don't agree with death threats etc... after all its only a
    game... but on the other hand I don't agree with Taggart attacking the
    Leeds fans & saying that Leeds deserves to be relegated.... cos if you
    were truely honest... Man Utd fans are just as bad.... if not worse.
    
    I'm sure when the Leeds fans turn up at Old Trafford the Man Utd fans
    are most pleased to see them.. and welcome them with open arms...
    
    
    
    NOT!!!
    
    Cheers,
    
    	Rick.
32.6208CHEFS::EDWARDSDWed Sep 06 1995 15:4213
    >Well I don't agree with death threats etc... after all its only a
    >game... but on the other hand I don't agree with Taggart attacking the
    >Leeds fans & saying that Leeds deserves to be relegated
    
    Rick,
    
    You're not honestly comparing the comments made by a whinging Scotsman
    to a DEATH THREAT are you ?  Unbelievable !  It makes me kinda
    pleased that we didn't meet up with you the other week.  During the 
    evening, I think I said that Howard Wilkinson was barkin' mad - I wonder 
    what sort of reaction that would have got !
    
    
32.6209METSYS::ALLENCollyFowlerWed Sep 06 1995 15:524
    A word of warning : Never try slagging off Yeboah to Ricks face, if you
    value your nads.
    
    Rick$psycho_Leeds_supporter.
32.6210MARVIN::MORRELLLeeds United.. the Greatest Team in Football!!!Wed Sep 06 1995 16:4514
    >You're not honestly comparing the comments made by a whinging Scotsman
    >to a DEATH THREAT are you ?
    
    	No ... if read what I said then you will see that I said the
        following  :
    
    	1) I don't agree with death threats etc...
    
    	2) I don't agree with Taggart attacking the Leeds fans & saying
    	   that Leeds deserve to be relegated.
    
	Cheers,
    
    	Rick.
32.6211METSYS::ALLENCollyFowlerWed Sep 06 1995 16:491
    So why did you use the words "on the other hand"?
32.6212CHEFS::NASHWed Sep 06 1995 16:565
    
    >>So why did you use the words "on the other hand"?
    
    Cos like most Leeds fans he's bi-lingual Yorkshire and absolute
    Bollocks. :-)
32.6214MARVIN::MORRELLLeeds United.. the Greatest Team in Football!!!Wed Sep 06 1995 17:1812
    >>So why did you use the words "on the other hand"?
    
    Cos if I'd actually said it to Dave then thats how I would have said it...
    its just my dialect...
    
        I'm afraid we don't all speak the Queens English like you Trev...
    
                Cheers,
    
                Rick.
    
    
32.6215CHEFS::GEORGEMGewn ni GorffenWed Sep 06 1995 19:243
re .6214

Well make a bloody effort or sod off to France!
32.6216There's a welcome....CHEFS::NASHWed Sep 06 1995 19:336
     >>Well make a bloody effort or sod off to France!
    
    This from a Taff with a highly dubious personal name!!!!
    
    Must put another note into my MP asking that the bridge prices be
    raised again......:-)
32.6217METSYS::ALLENCollyFowlerWed Sep 06 1995 19:398
    >>Must put another note into my MP asking that the bridge prices be
        raised again......:-)
    
    I swear they'd make more money if they charged people to leave Wales.
    That way they could blackmail us "tourists" to the country when we want
    to leave the place.
    
    I mean, who in their right mind would pay to GO to Wales?
32.6218CHEFS::NASHWed Sep 06 1995 20:074
    
    >>I mean, who in their right mind would pay to GO to Wales?
    
    Vinny Jones?
32.6219CHEFS::GEORGEMGewn ni GorffenWed Sep 06 1995 20:243
re .6216

A Taff?  I'm not a flippin' Taff!
32.6220Twisted LogicCHEFS::STRATFORDSSteer clear of the Zebra BrosThu Sep 07 1995 13:228
    Christ, take a day off and miss the fun.
    
    Anyhow, reading this string, one thing has actually come to light.
    Although Rick has said that he doesn't approve of death threats, he
    hasn't actually come out and condemned the moronic behaviour of his
    counterparts because Taggart slagged off Leeds fans. Hmmm. Nice one.
    
    Stuart
32.6221WSTENG::DSMITHWed Sep 13 1995 01:205
    
    
    Final score in Europe
    
    Russkies 0 Man. Utd 0
32.6222?AIMTEC::WICKS_AAtlanta's Most (In)famous WelshmanWed Sep 13 1995 08:411
    these were differnt russkies from which played liverpool?
32.6223yupFORTY2::JONESNeilWed Sep 13 1995 12:114
    
    Somehow the draw has produced 3 England v Russia ties.
    
    Manchester U, Liverpool and Blackburn.
32.6224METSYS::ALLENCollyFowlerWed Sep 13 1995 13:005
    A convincing, and resounding draw for Man U then.
    
    They'll be glad capitalised on all those away goals.
    
    ;-)
32.6225MARVIN::MORRELLCryin' when I met ya, now I'm tryin' to forget ya..Wed Sep 13 1995 13:107
    Well I'll laugh if the Russian Tractor Factory Team comes to the
    "Theatre of dreams" or whatever name they give to Old Trafford and
    score a couple of away goals....  
    
    Cheres,
    
    	Rick.
32.6226A Clean SheetESSB::BLONGPREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS 1993 &amp; 1994Fri Sep 15 1995 17:337
Good result on tuesday, but we will have to be careful for the return leg, as
a score draw will see us out. First clean sheet of the season which is a bit
suprising, as our defence is usually sound. On the other hand we are the top
scorers in the premiership. Bolton tomorrow, and while it is a local derby
nothing less then a win will do.

Brian.
32.6227HA HA HA HA HA !!!CHEFS::RUTHERFORDIA)bort R)etry F)*** It !!Mon Sep 18 1995 17:4521
    Found this on the Net, and thought that a few of you might find it
    amusing !!
    
    
    A monkey & a Manchester Utd fan are rocketed into space, each has been
    given a large envelope with strict instructions not to open it until
    Mission control tells them to. Eventually when they're in orbit around
    the earth mission control comes on & say's "Right monkey open the
    envelope", so the monkey grabs his envelope, opens it & then after
    reading it starts carrying out all sorts of complicated operations,
    pressing buttons, steering the rocket, switching the thrusters on
    etc. The Man utd fan just looks in amazement, & thinks "Bloody Hell
    if they give these sort of jobs to a monkey what the Hell will I have
    to do?" Anyway, after a short while mission control comes back on &
    says "Right then Mr Manchester, open up your envelope & follow the 
    instructions." Nervously he opens it, pulls out the piece of paper, & 
    on it he reads "DONT FORGET TO FEED THE MONKEY !!".
    
    
    Ian.
    
32.6228Dave, sorry, but it had to be saidCHEFS::STRATFORDSSteer clear of the Zebra BrosMon Sep 18 1995 17:5211
    Ian,
    
    There are a couple of flaws:
    
    	(1) It has yet to be proven that Monkeys are that intelligent
    
    	(2) It has yet to be proven that Man Utd fans can read.
    
    hth
    
    Stuart
32.6229YUPPY::ASHLEYSMITHknackered kneeMon Sep 18 1995 18:056
    Stuart,
    
    You seem to have missed noting on Burnley's 2 - 1 victory over 
    Hull at the weekend. Please do try harder.
    
    Andy
32.6230CHEFS::STRATFORDSSteer clear of the Zebra BrosMon Sep 18 1995 18:196
    Andy,
    
    I haven't had chance to see the video of the game yet. I'll watch it
    tonight and enter a report next time I'm in the office.
    
    Stuart
32.6231You read it here first!CHEFS::LUNNSMon Sep 18 1995 20:523
    Stop Press....
    
    Inter Milan sign Fergie and Cantona in 10 million pound deal.
32.6232CHEFS::STRATFORDSSteer clear of the Zebra BrosMon Sep 18 1995 20:547
    re -1
    
    >You read it here first
    
    Nah, that was in yesterdays News of the World
    
    Stuart
32.6233B*ll*cks !!!!CHEFS::RUTHERFORDIA)bort R)etry F)*** It !!Mon Sep 18 1995 21:017
    re . 6231
    
    You have to get up pretty early in the morning to outwit us with
    something like that !!!
    
    
    Ian.
32.6234Dirty DuoMOEUR8::SMITHTue Sep 19 1995 12:015
    
    Saw on the tv last night that Cantona and MARADONA have teamed up. 
    Some sort of association to 'protect' footballers, nice!
    
    Ian
32.6235Murder Inc.YUPPY::PANESGone troppoTue Sep 19 1995 12:4421
        
        Following in the footsteps of the Tolpuddle Martyrs and other 
        champions of the oppressed workers, Diego Maradona has 
        announced that he wants to start a world player's union. 
        
        Mr Maradona , who's hobbies include, handballing, God 
        impressions, cocaine abuse and shooting at reporters, is 
        joined on the same platform by football's self-styled 
        philosopher (sic) ,Eric Cantona, who's hobbies include, stamping on 
        players, talking bollox, and attacking spectators.
        
        Presumably the "Paris Deux" manifesto will demand the right 
        for all players to be able to behave violently, have petulant 
        outbursts and to believe themselves to be above the rules of 
        the game. 
        
        I imagine that other great ambassadors of the "beautiful" game 
        such as Paul Ince and Julian Dicks will be joining up , post 
        haste.
        
        Stuart
32.6236nightmare at the theatre of dreams? :-)COMICS::HAWLEYINo.1 with line managers everywhere!Thu Sep 21 1995 02:2512
Manchester United   0-3  York City



Radio 5 reckoned that United, with 7 international stars in their ranks, were
comprehensively beaten.

Oh yes, and i think ive found religion.


Ian.
32.6237Is it April 1st?MOEUR8::SMITHThu Sep 21 1995 12:052
    
    Are you sure?  Can someone confirm?
32.6238GYMAC::DCASSIDYThu Sep 21 1995 12:155
    
    Most certainly....Ferguson actually said that they were taught a
    lesson..
    
    Dezzz.
32.6239VNA03::HERIBERTThu Sep 21 1995 12:2010
I have seen some scenes in TV:

24. Paul Barnes 1:0
51. Paul Barnes 2:0 (pennalty)
    Tony Barras 3:0

Red Cards:  Pat McGibbon (Manchester, 51. -> penalty)
            Paul Baker (York, 75.)

Heribert
32.6240MARVIN::MORRELLCryin' when I met ya, now I'm tryin' to forget ya..Thu Sep 21 1995 12:569
    Well at least Leeds didn't loose like ManU... 
    
    I'm sure many ManU fans will say  :
    
    "We are concentrating on the league this year......"
                         
    Cheers,
    
    	Rick.
32.6241METSYS::ALLENCollyFowlerThu Sep 21 1995 12:574
    >>(pennalty)
    
    Tsk tsk.
    
32.6242MARVIN::MORRELLCryin' when I met ya, now I'm tryin' to forget ya..Thu Sep 21 1995 12:596
    Well Liverpool were lucky as well from what I heard on the radio...
    they should have drawn the match instead of winning it 2 - 0.
    
    Cheers,
    
    	Rick.
32.6243;-)METSYS::ALLENCollyFowlerThu Sep 21 1995 13:021
    Rick, give your arse a break and keep quiet.
32.6244Shame that Dave Edwards is on holiday reallyCHEFS::STRATFORDSSteer clear of the Zebra BrosThu Sep 21 1995 13:1819
    
    Rick, 
    
    At least Liverpool won. It doesn't matter if you deserved to draw
    and won instead, it is the final result that history records. 
    
    In twenty years time, when people consult the history books its not 
    going to say Man U 0 York 3 but it doesn't matter because Utd didn't 
    put out a full strength team. All it will state is 
    
    	Manchester United 0 York City 3
    
    Hopefully, the second leg will show United failing to claw back the
    deficit.
    
    Stuart
    
    PS 	Stop trying to deflect attention away from Leeds crap result on
    	Tuesday
32.6245I've always said York City were a good team ...AYOV29::MTHEODORESONI'm not long for this companyThu Sep 21 1995 13:249
    
    Well I don't think anybody has said this yet :
    
    
    
    	Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
    
    Malc.
    
32.6246oooooopppppssss!!!!CHEFS::YOUNG_PThu Sep 21 1995 13:314
     Well look on the bright side at least Man Utd got halfway to achieving
     a 0-0 score draw.
    
     
32.6247Swap him for Nigel JemsonYUPPY::ANDERSONREndsleigh FrenzyThu Sep 21 1995 14:264
    
    Why oh why did The 'Pies let Paul Barnes go for peanuts ?
    
    Rob
32.6248YUPPY::PANESGone troppoThu Sep 21 1995 15:273
Out of interest what was the attendance last night?

Stuart
32.624929,049CHEFS::GROOMNBeer is Life, the rest is detailThu Sep 21 1995 15:291
    
32.6250its all gone quiet over thereCOMICS::HAWLEYINo.1 with line managers everywhere!Thu Sep 21 1995 15:345
    
    ...and all but 1,000 of them were pretty quiet at the end...
    
    
    Ian.
32.6251CHEFS::STRATFORDSSteer clear of the Zebra BrosMon Sep 25 1995 12:1910
    Good to see that the well-oiled Manchester United PR machine, aka the
    National Press, has decided to belittle the efforts of York City in the
    week. In this mornings Daily Mail, it is dismissed as a "Joke Result".
    Hmmm, wonder what will happen in TGFTITW fail to score the requisite
    goals in the second leg. Indeed, what happens if a full strength Utd
    side lose? The media will order (& get) a full FA inquiry which will
    end up handing over the trophy to TGFTITW as no other side should win a
    competition that they enter.
    
    Stuart  
32.6252Not biased ata all Stuart !!!!!CHEFS::CROSSAMon Sep 25 1995 14:508
    ooooohhhh you bitch, Stuart. !!!!
    
                Short_note_Stretch.
    
    P.S Ref the Manc PR machine. Was this the same biased media who had
    healines such as' The Dukes of York' etc etc 'Humiliation of TGFTITW'
    etc etc on the following days pages ?!?!?!?!?!?
    
32.6253United 0 Wednesday 0ESSB::BLONGPREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS 1993 &amp; 1994Mon Sep 25 1995 16:279
Was at Hillsborough on saturday, and while United played some nice football, we
never threatened Pressman in the Wednesday goal. Schmeichel saved us on at 
least 3 occasions, and Davies messed up when we had a great scoring chance. I
can't see this lad making it at O.T.
Butt had a good game in the middle of the park, and United livened up with the
introduction of Cooke. This lad looks a good prospect. Overall a point gained.

BL  

32.6254CHEFS::STRATFORDSSteer clear of the Zebra BrosMon Sep 25 1995 16:3914
    re -2
    
    Stretch, 
    
    Nah, that was a different one. Strange that after last seasons aggro on
    and off the pitch that TGFTITW are back as the medias darlings. There
    doesn't seem to be one particular reason for it, other than (a) Ince
    has gone, (b) Keane has been reasonably well behaved, (c) Ferguson has
    kept his gob shut and (d) Cantona hasn't been playing. It will be
    interesting to see what reception Cantona gets from the media on
    Monday. Depends on whether or not Ruddock tries to put his shirt collar
    down...
    
    Stuart
32.6255Can I be the first to gloat in this topic?CHEFS::STRATFORDSSteer clear of the Zebra BrosWed Sep 27 1995 10:504
    Looks like TGFTITU are no longer that. Beaten by a team that sound like
    part of an aircrafts engine. Tsk, tsk.
    
    Stuart
32.6256??IOSG::LAYNEWed Sep 27 1995 11:277
    RE -1 What does TGFTITU mean????
    
    Also don't you guys just love the pre-match commentary on SKY.  Hughes
    and the other bloke "There is no way this team is going to score
    tonight"....hmmm
    
    William
32.6257CHEFS::STRATFORDSSteer clear of the Zebra BrosWed Sep 27 1995 11:3511
    William
    
    The 
    Greatest
    Football
    Team
    In
    The
    Universe
    
    
32.6258Humbly yours...IOSG::LAYNEWed Sep 27 1995 11:434
    aaaahhh, thank you and please excuse my ignorance!!!
    
    
    William
32.6259Dave been in??YUPPY::PANESCruelty without beautyWed Sep 27 1995 11:447
Steady on chaps. Lets keep this a gloat free zone. Taggart was
full of praise for the entertainment provided last night. The sub-text
of his post-match musings, is that this early exit will allow TGTITWU
to concentrate on the domestic treble ( and possibly the Pontins Central
League ).

Stuart
32.6260MARVIN::MORRELLCryin' when I met ya, now I'm tryin' to forget ya..Wed Sep 27 1995 11:467
    I guess that there won't be many ManU fans in here today...
    
    :->>>>>>>>>>
    
    Cheers,
    
    	Rick.
32.6261CLARID::STUARTWed Sep 27 1995 12:208
    Any chance of some details lads? Such as what is the name of the team
    that sounds like part of an aircraft engine, what was the score, when
    was the goal(s) scored, aggregate result and all those other tedious
    details. 
    
    Much obliged,
    
    Gordon.
32.6262CHEFS::STRATFORDSSteer clear of the Zebra BrosWed Sep 27 1995 12:239
32.6263YUPPY::PANESFergie out - brink back AtkoWed Sep 27 1995 12:297
32.6264Out of Europe AgainESSB::BLONGPREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS 1993 &amp; 1994Wed Sep 27 1995 12:3212
Disappointing results last night, but we have only ourselves to blame. Bad 
defending cost us the tie last night. Two bad mistakes and we were two down
after 25 minutes. It was always an uphill battle after that. Scholes pulled
one back after 60 minutes and Schmeichel equalised after 89 minutes, but it
was all too late. We look very shaky in defence this season, which is reflected
in our goals against tally. This is the 5th season running that we have fallen
at the first or second hurdle in Europe. 30 shots at goal, 18 on target, 15
corners, but were out of Europe at the end of the night, and that's what counts.
It back to the Premiership on Sunday and the return of the King against 
Liverpool. Welcome back Eric


32.6265MOEUR8::SMITHWed Sep 27 1995 12:496
    
    The French commentators for the Monaco game were lamenting that Eric
    would not be seen in Europe this year.  How two-faced since not so many
    years ago he was the 'hated' man of France!
    
    Can someone describe Schmeicals goal please?
32.6266CHEFS::STRATFORDSSteer clear of the Zebra BrosWed Sep 27 1995 12:516
    re -1
    
    He headed in from 6 yards via a defenders head. As a result of a
    corner, I think.
    
    Stuart
32.6267XSTACY::JLUNDONhttp://xagony.ilo.dec.com/~jlundon :-)Wed Sep 27 1995 12:526
With a seven million pound striker on show it takes the goalkeeper to show
him where the net is!

This is not a gloat...this is a fact!

                             James.
32.6268Could do betterCHEFS::GROOMNBeer is Life, the rest is detailWed Sep 27 1995 12:5713
    
    Some pretty dodgy refereeing decisions also contributed.  Some Ivan
    handled at least a yard inside the box & the ref awarded a free kick,
    then a header from Pallister cleared the goal line by at least a foot
    and was then booted away by some other Ivan, the Ref didn't give it. 
    
    Certainly gives more credence to the arguement for a 3rd Ref (with TV
    replays).  
    
    Despite all this Utd were crap and have a real test against the Scouse 
    gits on sunday who look to me to be the most dangerous side in the league.
    
    Nev
32.6269MARVIN::MORRELLCryin' when I met ya, now I'm tryin' to forget ya..Wed Sep 27 1995 12:5811
    And lets not forget the most dangerous team of the moment...
    
    
    
    YORK CITY... 
    
    ...oooh.. tough game next week for the Red Devils... 
    
    Cheers,
    
    	Rick.
32.6270CHEFS::STRATFORDSSteer clear of the Zebra BrosWed Sep 27 1995 13:0613
    Nev,
    
    
    Pallisters header didn't cross the line. That was proven by a TV
    replay. Yep there was a penalty when the Russian handled but this was
    cancelled out by a foul the other end when a Russian forward was
    brought down in the box but got a free kick on the edge of the area.
    
    3rd referee? Tosh and Piffle!
    
    TTFKATGFTITU were beaten by poor defending and sloppy finishing.
    
    Stuart
32.6271Still unbeatenADDULT::ROBERTSONYou are only coming through in wavesWed Sep 27 1995 15:4012
The lot of you have missed the point of last night's outcome which is:


	TGFTITW still haven't lost a European tie at Old Trafford.

That's far more important than winning and progressing to the next round.

;-)

Dave what do you say, I know you're out there somewhere

Al
32.6272Notts Co. 7 Bolton 1YUPPY::ANDERSONREndsleigh FrenzyWed Sep 27 1995 17:1413
    Lads,
    
    How can you all be gloating so much ? Last night was a *very* sad night
    for English football.
    
    ....but only 'cos it will encourage that arrogant Danish Prat even more
    for the fact that he scored - his ego is big enough as it is !
    
    And as for the Pontins league, Paneso, no chance for FTGFTITUBNJAR; did
    you not see the score from Meadow Lane last night ?
    
    Rob
    
32.6273Biggest cheers!!CHEFS::TREETONWed Sep 27 1995 18:0426
   Re -1
   
   
   >Lads,
       
   >How can you all be gloating so much ? Last night was a *very* sad night
   >for English football.
       
   If it was a sad night for English football how come the biggest cheers 
   at Elland Road, the City Ground & Anfield were for the half time score 
   at Old Trafford.
   
   I for one will not lose a nights sleep over Man U being dumped out of 
   Europe by the aircraft parts team.....
   
   Even my teams entry into Europe by the back door last season went a lot 
   further than Utd...
   
   Fergie got it wrong....Roy Evans didn't apologise for the dull play at 
   Anfield because the result was more important than scoring 
   bucketfuls..Man U went out to try and murder the opposition.. CLANGER.
   
   I for one don't think Eric will make one iota of difference to Utd when 
   he returns. Liverpool to win by 3.
   
   Bill
32.6274RTOVC0::DCASSIDYWed Sep 27 1995 18:3411
     Couldn't agree more....
    
    European football in the main is a waiting game....United have enough
    of a name that teams will actually come at them....pounce...
    
    On the Liverpool match anyone got a report on how 'badly' they played.
    
    
    Dezzz.
    
    
32.6275;^)YUPPY::OHAGANBLand of Hopeless ToriesWed Sep 27 1995 20:2911
   
  >> I for one will not lose a nights sleep over Man U being dumped out of 
  >> Europe by the aircraft 
   
    
    Is this Mr Panes in disguise, one wonders?
    
    Barry
    
  
32.6276Rotor or York who is the greatest?AIMTEC::WICKS_AAtlanta's Most (In)famous WelshmanWed Sep 27 1995 20:377
    
    Will Rotor Volograd have to play York City for the World Championship
    title now?
    
    Regards
    
    Andrew.D.Wicks
32.6277Another sad exit from Europe.ESSB::MCUNNIFFECantona is a thug and must goThu Sep 28 1995 12:2912
       Another quick exit from Europe for the Mancs. They are useless and
Ferguson will be proved wrong with his kids. If these kids came up against the
great Liverpool sides, they would be destroyed. Imagine Butt, Scholes, Beckham
and the Nevilles coming up against the likes of Tommy Smith in his prime.

I was so happy the other night when Utd went 0-2 down. It made my night and
with Liverpool going through, it was all the sweeter.

C U N N O    
  

32.6278MARVIN::MORRELLCryin' when I met ya, now I'm tryin' to forget ya..Thu Sep 28 1995 12:448
    Well it says in the Daily Express that ManU's exit has cost them a
    possible 20 million quid... 
    
    :->
    
    	Cheers,
    
    	Rick.
32.6279CHEFS::STRATFORDSSteer clear of the Zebra BrosThu Sep 28 1995 12:594
32.6280MARVIN::MORRELLCryin' when I met ya, now I'm tryin' to forget ya..Thu Sep 28 1995 13:086
    Yep.. it does include the moneyt wiped off the share value.. 6 million
    from Sky TV & 4 million from gate receipts etc.
    
    	Cheers,
    
    	Rick.
32.6281CHEFS::STRATFORDSSteer clear of the Zebra BrosThu Sep 28 1995 13:264
    Who calculated this figure? MUFC, THe Footie Journos or "City Analysts"
    (& no I don't mean "Blue Sh1te" as Dave The Manc refers to them)
    
    
32.6282MARVIN::MORRELLCryin' when I met ya, now I'm tryin' to forget ya..Thu Sep 28 1995 13:375
    Don't know.. I'd say it was a mixture of the last 2...
    
    	Cheers,
    
    	Rick.
32.6283Pride? Joy?MSAM03::ROBERTLIMDigital in MalaysiaThu Sep 28 1995 14:445
    Sad day for football when exit from a Cup is equated to money.  What
    ever happened to "For country, honour, pride, blah, blha" that sort of
    spirit?
    
    Robert
32.6284CHEFS::EDWARDSDThu Sep 28 1995 15:0017
>    Sad day for football when exit from a Cup is equated to money.  What
>    ever happened to "For country, honour, pride, blah, blha" that sort of
>    spirit?
    
>    Robert
    
    Welcome to the world of Manchester United *PLC* !
    
    Haven't got a geat deal of time to note today but I felt I simply had
    to write a quick "thank you" to all those kind people out there who
    were so sympathetic regarding Utds dismal performances against York and
    the Ruskies.
    
    Hugs,
    Dave
    
    
32.6285MARVIN::MORRELLCryin' when I met ya, now I'm tryin' to forget ya..Thu Sep 28 1995 15:147
    Anytime Dave....
    
    Cheers,
    
    	Rick.
    
    	
32.6286re. 6277YUPPY::OHAGANBThu Sep 28 1995 16:218
    Cunno,
    
    Welcome back. Any chance of a Liverpool in Europe chronology? Some 
    of the newer noters in here won't have had the pleasure.
    
    Thanks in advance.
    
    Barry
32.6287CHEFS::EDWARDSDThu Sep 28 1995 16:586
    ... and perhaps he can enter details of Liverpool's successes in
    the 90s.  Should make for an interesting, albeit brief, read !
    
    Thanks in advance,
    
    Dave
32.6288CHEFS::STRATFORDSSteer clear of the Zebra BrosThu Sep 28 1995 16:596
    Dave,
    
    Almost as brief as Uniteds League championship haul during the period
    1968/69 - 1991/2
    
    Stuart
32.6289Yawn CHEFS::EDWARDSDThu Sep 28 1995 17:093
    re:-1
    
    Did it take you a long time to think of that one Stuart ?!
32.6290Welcome back CHEFS::STRATFORDSSteer clear of the Zebra BrosThu Sep 28 1995 17:123
    About as long as you did with your retort.
    
    Stuart
32.6291and don't call Scholes a carrotYUPPY::PANESFlying in the face of fashionFri Sep 29 1995 11:4410
  On Sunday, people with access to SKY Sports will be able to
  check how Alex Ferguson's controversial "Care in the Community" 
  policy is progressing, as it will signal the return of Eric Cantona.
  I hope the Liverpool players and supporters aren't tooooo beastly
  to this most sensitive of souls, as he will be playing without
  the calming influence of Paul Ince. 

  Stuart

  
32.6292Who did Rotor & Liverpool draw!!ESSB::MCUNNIFFECantona is a thug and must goFri Sep 29 1995 17:059
    Hi,
       I have been looking for the UEFA cup draw and am unable to locate it. 
I want to check who my two favouraite team Liverpool and Rotor Volgograd drew
for the next round.

C U N N O
  

32.6293Nice try C U N N O !!!!!!!!!!CHEFS::CROSSAFri Sep 29 1995 18:2510
    C U N N O
    
    As you are so in awe of the Rotor side I would suggest you may wish to
    start a note dedicated to your long standing support of them !!!
    
    With regard to the Red Sh*te, I advise a look in the relevant topic.
    
    
    	Helpful_Stretch_not_being_bitchy_at_all_honest_Guv_!!!!!
     
32.6294P.SCHEFS::CROSSAFri Sep 29 1995 18:286
    Oh yeah..... I forgot to say. See you on Sunday for the return of 'Le
    Grand Eric' then C U N N O !?!?!?!
    
    
    
    			Stretch. 
32.6295put yur money on NewcastleIB002::BREADIESun Oct 01 1995 22:284
    Utd 2 - Pool 2
    
    Great game, good return by Frenchie. Made one goal scored one and set
    up many other chances.  Leveerpool's passing game is very impressive.
32.6296CHEFS::STRATFORDSSteer clear of the Zebra BrosMon Oct 02 1995 11:2712
    >good return by Frenchie.
    
    So what was good about it? That he didn't get booked or wound up? Wow
    thats *really* impressive. He did naff all aside from create the first
    goal and score a penalty. Gosh, lets all stand aside and hail the hero.
    The papers this morning were gushing in their praise for him and if
    truth be told, he didn't necessarily improve TTFKATGFTITU. Indeed, if
    David Ellaray had been a better referee, Looneypool would have been
    given the 2 penalties they were denied which in the end cost them the
    win they deserved.
    
    Stuart
32.6297VARESE::SACHA::IDC_BSTROh no! NOT Milan Kundera again!Mon Oct 02 1995 12:3311
    Hate to ruin your Monday morning even further, Stuart, but even the
    Italian newspapers said it was "an impressive return". (FWIW, I haven't
    even seen the highlights yet.) All points to some sort of pan-European
    media conspiracy, I suppose ;-)
    
    By the way, Ince captained Inter to a 4-0 win over Torino (cue wailing
    and gnashing of teeth fromthe Stuarts of this notesfile ;-))
    
    Dom 
    
    
32.6298Busy at the minute - more laterCHEFS::EDWARDSDMon Oct 02 1995 12:5016
    re:.6296
    
    >He did naff all aside from create the first goal and score a penalty.
    
    Hmmmm, not bad for a player who's been out of the game for 8 months.
    Let's just compare that with a certain Dutchman who cost 7m quid, is
    fully-fit, supposedly at his peak, and has the phenomenal strike-rate
    of 2 goals in 9 games.  
    
    I thought Cantona kept up with the pace of the game pretty well, and
    showed signs of linking well with Cole.  Strange game though - bizarre
    atmosphere for a Utd - Red Sh**e game.  With the increased availability
    of seating, I hope Utd start offering away supporters more than the
    token 50 tickets they are doing at the moment. 
    
    
32.6299an unbiased Manc view - what a rarity !!!!CHEFS::CROSSAMon Oct 02 1995 15:2537
    My twopenneth..........
    
    All I want to really say is when are we going to get rid of Andy Cole. He has
    had loads of time to bed in to the team, yet he still plays like a
    useless bag of Merde !!! (just to keep the French theme going). The
    press still fawn over him as if he is a mighty talent but after his
    display against Rotor and yesterdays game my opinion is to put Scholes
    in his place. At least he seems to have the appetite for the game !!
    
    Oh and one bicycle kick does not an impressive striker make. The only
    time he put the ball in the net to any effect was the 5 he scored in
    the 9-0 thrashing against Ipswich fer chrissakes !!! I dont think he
    has scored five since that game !!!
    
    With regard to the Red Sh*te - good game, Cantona was kept quiet by a
    good Liverpool team, Fowler brushing off Neville for his 2nd(?) goal,
    both of his goals were good although Schmeical should have stopped the
    first (wear the hat next time), Thomas who always seems to get slagged
    by Pool supporters played one of the passes of the match to send Fowler
    through. Cantona played some devastating crosses into the box - shame
    that Cole picked up most of them. Class goal by Butt which seems to
    have been overlooked by the press in favour of the pass which set it
    up. 
    
    Ref Penalty decisions - one was definately a pen, not sure about the
    other. Anyway stop whining we expect, and get the same at Anfield !!!
    
    
    I would have preferred a win as we scored so early, but there you go
    !!!
    
    Final verdict - good game probablt fairest result at the end of the
    day.
        	
    
    		Unbiased_Stretch_who_wants_Cole_dealt_with_promptly_!!!
    
32.6300CHEFS::EDWARDSDMon Oct 02 1995 15:3210
    Stretch,
    
    I think you're being a bit hard on Cole.  He is still not fully-fit and
    is being played more out of necessity due to the weak squad.  He has
    scored 13 times for Utd in about 22/23 games - not a bad return, even
    after taking the Ipswich game into account.  I think that Utd will not
    see the best out of Cole (& Cantona) until December at least - I'll
    reserve judgement until then.
    
    
32.6301He has had loads of time to settle - at least the press are keeping quiet for nowCHEFS::CROSSAMon Oct 02 1995 16:1019
    Dave, 
    
    Glad to see you are not as sad as the Leeds(x3) when it comes to
    snarfing.
    
    Ref Cole - I have taken bucket loads of flak from other people about
    Cole being a huge waste of dosh (and inflating the market prices) and
    have tried to justify the price tag. This is getting harder and harder
    to do the more games I see. Yesterday my abuse was directed at Cole at
    volumes that drowned out two Leeds(x3) types who were laughing out
    loud. He has had the shin splints business etc but he has been training
    with the squad including Cantona and he just does not seem to be
    linking up with the squad effectively. Huge waste of dosh IMHO. I have
    been putting off saying this for months ,but the situation is getting
    no better. What happens come Christmas in your opinion Dave if he is
    still so awful ???
    
    			Stretch.
    
32.6302CHEFS::EDWARDSDMon Oct 02 1995 16:2716
    Stretch,
    
    Not only did he have the "shin splints business", but he also pulled a
    hamstring at Everton.  He hadn't trained before the Rotor game and was
    thrown in out of desperation by Fergie.  Up to that point, his form
    this season had been very encouraging - a goal against Wimbledon in his
    first full appearance of the season, followed by a superb performance
    at Blackburn.  The next game was the Everton one where his team-play,
    up to the injury, was excellent.  His performance yesterday was typical
    of a player who is not fully-fit, and who has the added "problem" of
    linking with a new striking partner.
    
    Give him some time Stretch - don't listen to the Sheep !  The
    Cole-Cantona partnership has the potential to be awesome.  For all
    Yeboah's talent, the Sheep will still be found wanting at the end of
    the season - don't you worry !
32.6303UEFA next year boysIB002::BREADIEMon Oct 02 1995 18:284
    I thought Cole was a bad buy, until I saw him against Blackburn where
    he was superb. If it's true he is carrying injures then he deserves
    more time.  Mind you he was craaap yesterday I thought he was trying be
    show he was cleverer than cantona - well he sure ain't.
32.6304XSTACY::JLUNDONhttp://xagony.ilo.dec.com/~jlundon :-)Mon Oct 02 1995 19:056
Re -last few

Any time I'm feeling a bit low I just think of Cole and the amount 
of money MUFC paid for him.  It's enough to make me smile again.

                          James.
32.6305A bargain indeed - two titles in two years !!!!CHEFS::CROSSAMon Oct 02 1995 19:136
    
    Well to cheer yourself up even more, James think back to the fee we got
    Cantona for !!!!  Still smiling ?!?!?!?
    
    		Stretch.
    
32.6306MARVIN::MORRELLCryin' when I met ya, now I'm tryin' to forget ya..Mon Oct 02 1995 19:176
    Well I keep smiling at the disgrace he has brought upon Manchester Utd....
    couldn't happen to a nicer club!
    
    	Cheers,
    
    	Rick.
32.6307CHEFS::STRATFORDSSteer clear of the Zebra BrosMon Oct 02 1995 19:358
    Rick,
    
    Just think of the Championships & Cup that he helped TTFKATGFTITU win
    as opposed to Leeds.
    
    Plank.
    
    Stuart
32.6308Nurse !!!!!!!CHEFS::CROSSAMon Oct 02 1995 19:3841
    echo ???
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    Sh*t - Stuart and me agreeing on something ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    		Gobsmacked_Stretch_!!!!!
    
32.6309The popping of champagne corks...VARESE::SACHA::IDC_BSTROh no! NOT Milan Kundera again!Mon Oct 02 1995 19:395
    Stuart, can we take it that note 32.6307 constitutes a landmark...the
    day that you formally declared that your hatred of LUFC surpasses your
    hatred of MUFC?
    
    DOm
32.6310Oi Stretch - Doesn't control/L work for you. CHEFS::STRATFORDSSteer clear of the Zebra BrosMon Oct 02 1995 19:425
    Dom,
    
    I don't discriminate. I hate everybody.
    
    Stuart
32.6311Give me time and I will get there..........CHEFS::CROSSAMon Oct 02 1995 19:4914
    Stuart,
    
    CTRL/L - Whassat then ????  I've only been noting 10+ years !!!
    
    
    
    			Stretch.
    
    
    P.S Why have you not answered my mail ???  Morning Glory - Whats the
    verdict ???
    
    
    
32.6312CHEFS::STRATFORDSSteer clear of the Zebra BrosMon Oct 02 1995 19:5412
    Stretch,
    
    Using the function Ctrl/L will:
    
    
    Hide the next line. Saves Paging down for 50+ lines.
    
    Stuart
    
    PS 	I haven't read your mail to answer it. As I only got Morning Glory
    	at dinnertime, I haven't had chance to listen to it. I'll post
    	something in UK_Music tomorrow. 
32.6313TUXEDO::HINXMANLet's all laugh for a momentMon Oct 02 1995 22:569
	re .6312

>    Using the function Ctrl/L will:

>    Hide the next line. Saves Paging down for 50+ lines.

	Not if you use the DECwindows interface to Notes.

	Tony
32.6314Continuing EducationCHEFS::STRATFORDSSteer clear of the Zebra BrosTue Oct 03 1995 11:016
    Stretch,
    
    Do you use the DECWindows interface to Notes? If so, then Ctrl/L
    doesn't work.
    
    Stuart
32.6315SIOG::G_ROBINSONTue Oct 03 1995 18:545
    Does any one know which Node UK_music is on?
    
    Are there any other interesting notes out there?
    
    
32.6316CHEFS::CROSSATue Oct 03 1995 18:589
    Come and join us .... Come and join us........Come and join us over
    here !!!!
    
    
    UK_MUSIC is on the Marvin node at the moment.
    
    
    
    		Unusually_helpful_Stretch.
32.63172 exits, just league and cup left...FORTY2::JONESNeilWed Oct 04 1995 12:2212
    
    Quiet here this morning...

    Appears Manchester Utd could have done with Paul Ince last night. I am
    sure OJ would have got them out of jail... :-)

    Actually from the highlights I saw Utd really ran them ragged in the
    first few minutes to go 2 up. So they played really well on the night.
    Trouble is they gave York a three goal start which is too much of a
    deficit to pull back away from home.

    Neil
32.6318MARVIN::MORRELLCryin' when I met ya, now I'm tryin' to forget ya..Wed Oct 04 1995 12:546
    I wonder what the odds are for ManU going out of the FA Cup in the
    first round in which they compete??
    
    Cheers,
    
    	Rick.
32.6319Confirming what I already knew!XSTACY::JLUNDONhttp://xagony.ilo.dec.com/~jlundon :-)Fri Oct 06 1995 14:0835
With thanks to Mr. Winder...

Men yearn to be sent off with Cantona

MEN in Manchester would rather go on holiday with Eric Cantona, the 
Manchester United soccer star, than with Cindy Crawford or Claudia Schiffer, 
the supermodels.

The extent of the male fan's love affair with Cantona was revealed in 
research for Caribbean tour operators Unijet which asked Manchester shoppers 
for their ideal holiday companion.

Nearly 40 per cent of men plumped for Cantona, who has just returned to first 
team action after a lengthy ban for kung-fu kicking a spectator last January 
. 

Crawford and Schiffer, together with catwalk stars Naomi Campbell and Helena 
Christiansen, chalked up a combined score of only 28 per cent with the men.

Not surprisingly, Manchester's women were far less enthusiastic about 
Cantona. None of them opted for the Frenchman as their ideal holiday 
companion, choosing the film actor Mel Gibson as their dream Caribbean 
partner.

Next most popular were Tom Cruise and Brad Pitt.

'nuff said

Cheers,
	Dave

winder@gsf.de

"Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen."
                -- Albert Einstein (1879-1955)
32.6320IRNBRU::HOWARDLovely Day for a GuinnessFri Oct 06 1995 14:447
    .6319
    
    yep, no surprises there, 
    
    ....city of brotherly love and all that....
    
    Ray....
32.6321CHEFS::STRATFORDSSteer clear of the Zebra BrosFri Oct 06 1995 14:475
    I would actually dispute their findings. Everybody knows that
    Manchester United fans live in the South East and not in Manchester
    itself.
    
    Stuart
32.6322Loads of Money at O.T.ESSB::BLONGPREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS 1993 &amp; 1994Fri Oct 06 1995 19:3213
Was over for the game last Sunday, and while it was not a classic, we got a 
deserved point in the end. The King returned and I believe all true Mancs were
pleased with his performance after a break of 8 months. Gary Neville had a 
nightmare and was involved in the two goals conceded. Our defence is not as
tight as previous seasons. Irwin is out for another couple of weeks, and has 
now been joined by Keano. A win at York was not enough to see us through in
the Coca-Cola cup, and it the League and Cup or nothing this season. We have 
been in this position before and come through. United announced profits of 
over 20 million this week. The merchandising dept had a turnover of 23 million.
Looks like we sold a lot of kits last season. Fergie has 8 million at his
fingertips to spend if required.

Brian.
32.6323XSTACY::JLUNDONhttp://xagony.ilo.dec.com/~jlundon :-)Fri Oct 06 1995 19:495
> 8 million

Maybe Fergie is in the market for another plonker like Cole?

                            James.
32.6324Not as expensive as Cole - nearly as cheap as CantonaCHEFS::CROSSAFri Oct 06 1995 20:086
    Back of the tabloids has Hagi flirting with the move to O.T. Back on for
    3 million !!! 13 Thousand per week pay though. This has been mentioned
    before mind you. Also Spurs and the Arse are interested (allegedly).
    
    		Stretch_with_some_info_for_a_change_!!!
    
32.6325!!YUPPY::PANESFlying in the face of fashionMon Oct 09 1995 11:447
Following a reserve game on Saturday, Mr Cantona is fighting to be
fit for next weekend, as opposed to one of "the kids" who has been 
allegedly fighting in the toilets of a "top" Manchester Chinese
restaurant. I expect the Arse to make a bid for this talented 
youngster.

Stuart
32.6326CHEFS::EDWARDSDMon Oct 09 1995 12:3417
    >Following a reserve game on Saturday, Mr Cantona is fighting to be
    >fit for next weekend
    
    Eric played for the reserves on Saturday against the Sheep reserves, 
    watched by the largest crowd of the day in England - 21,500.  
    Unfortunately he only played for approximately 20 minutes due to a
    disgusting tackle by one of the junior sheep.  A press release after 
    the game indicated that the injury was not serious, and that he should be
    fit for the derby.  Eric has, however, had to withdraw from a
    testimonial game to be played this week.
    
    >as opposed to one of "the kids" who has been allegedly fighting
    >in the toilets of a "top" Manchester Chinese restaurant.
    
    Huh ?  Which rag was this in then ?  Did they name "the kid" ?
    
    
32.6327NOTW.... and the aptly named Nicky Butt, I believeYUPPY::PANESFlying in the face of fashionMon Oct 09 1995 12:350
32.6328XSTACY::MDUNPHYJust another Day!!Mon Oct 09 1995 14:196
What was wrong with the tackle???

From the TV pictures it's seems as if there was no contact between the players
and if there was it seemed very slight. It's seemed as if it was self inflicked.

Mick
32.6329XSTACY::MDUNPHYJust another Day!!Mon Oct 09 1995 14:196
What was wrong with the tackle???

From the TV pictures it's seems as if there was no contact between the players
and if there was it seemed very slight. It's seemed as if it was self inflicked.

Mick
32.6330XSTACY::JLUNDONhttp://xagony.ilo.dec.com/~jlundon :-)Mon Oct 09 1995 14:536
re last two

We heard you the first time Mick ;-)!  The MUFC biased papers said that the
tackle was "fair".  Jesus, if it wasn't we'd have heard all about it by now!

                           James.
32.6331Boom,Boom,Boom, Let me here you say KeanoESSB::BLONGPREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS 1993 &amp; 1994Tue Oct 17 1995 21:2813
Another Derby win on saturday, and City have now won only one of the last 27 
meetings. Alan Ball is to sign Lester Piggott tomorrow, as it's there only 
chance of winning the derby. Terrible game by all accounts, but it's another 3
points in the bag, and keeps us on the tail of Newcastle. Paul Scholes hit the
winner after 4 minutes, and Coley missed a hatful of chances near the end. He 
needs a tap-in to get his confidence. Still were not doing bad for a team where
their main striker is not scoring and their main creator has been missing all 
season. Chelsea away on saturday, and Eric will come face to 
face with Mr Wilkie if he plays. Sparkey will be out to put one over us,
and 3 points on saturday will be a good result. Keano is to see a 
specialist this week, and could be out for 2 months with another hernia.

B@
32.6332Gullit?VARESE::TRNUX1::IDC_BSTROh no! NOT Milan Kundera again!Wed Oct 18 1995 15:073
    Excuse my ignorance...who's Mr. Wilkie?
    
    Dom
32.6333CHEFS::STRATFORDSSteer clear of the Zebra BrosWed Oct 18 1995 16:346
    Dom,
    
    I think he is the official who dismissed C*ntona at Palace all those
    months ago.
    
    Stuart
32.6334NO ONE LIKES US..VYGER::MMURRAYFri Oct 20 1995 20:3534
    OH! US POOR MAN UTD FANS EVERBODY IS AGAINST US! 
    
    NO WONDER BECAUSE YOU ARE THE BIGGEST BUNCH OF WHINGING FANS IN THE
    WORLD ALSO YOUR TEAM HAS NOT WON VERY MUCH TO BE CONSIDERED "THE MOST
    FAMOUS TEAM IN THE WORLD".MORE LIKE "THE MOST FAMOUS TEAM IN YOUR OWN
    LUNCHTIME".
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    P.S WELL DONE THE TRACTOR FARMERS!
32.6335Eric's First Away GameESSB::BLONGPREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS 1993 &amp; 1994Fri Oct 20 1995 20:5637
Eric, Keano, and Denis are all expected to play tomorrow against Chelsea.
Irwin played a half of the 3-0 win against Birmingham Res on Wednesday, and
came through without any problems. Keano will play and the specialist will then
decide next week if he needs surgery or not. Eric plays his first away game in
the Premiership, and comes up against the same referee from his last away 
game at San Selhurst last January. Could be an interesting afternoon. Sparkey
will be out to put one over us. Time will tell.

B@ 
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    P.S WELL DONE THE TRACTOR FARMERS!

32.6336ERIC FUVYGER::MMURRAYFri Oct 20 1995 22:012
    I HOPE KUNG FU IS ON HIS BEST BEHAVIOUR AGAINST THE LONDON SOFTIES!
    
32.6337CHEFS::KIRKPATRICKJI hope you're happy nowMon Oct 23 1995 11:089
    
    
    MMurray, have you been on the pop at lunchtime or what? Still, what can
    you expect from someone who doesn't know how to turn off the "Caps
    Lock" on their keyboard.
    
    Jeff
            
    
32.6338A good win for UtdMOEUR8::SMITHMon Oct 23 1995 11:183
    
    Well, Sparky DID put ONE over on Utd, but, Utd put four (maybe five it
    was late) past Chelsea!
32.6339What about Cantona's nutmeg on GullitESSB::BLONGPREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS 1993 &amp; 1994Mon Oct 23 1995 20:3310
Excellent result for United with the highlight being the 21 pass move that
ended with Scholsey scoring his and United's second. The King was involved in 
3 of the goals, and overall had a very good game. Keano and Irwin both played,
so the injuries are beginning to disappear for the moment. Robbo returns to
O.T. on saturday for the first time as a manager. His Boro side are flying at 
the moment, and have only conceded 4 goals in 10 league games. Gary Walsh will
play in goal for Boro. This should be a good game, and 3 points would be very 
welcome from this encounter.

B@
32.6340Did he, really ....?MSAM03::ROBERTLIMTue Oct 24 1995 10:2110
    Brian
    
    Did Eric actually nutmeg'd Gullit?
    
    What about Sparky's goal?  All the local papers carry features on the
    coming of age of Scholes.  Everything except the kitchen sink and
    Sparky's goal ....
    
    Robert
    
32.6341Robbo ReturnsESSB::BLONGPREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS 1993 &amp; 1994Thu Oct 26 1995 17:415
Am off to the game on saturday at O.T.
Robbo should get a good reception on his return. Hoping for 3 points.

B@    

32.6342CHEFS::STRATFORDSSteer clear of the Zebra BrosThu Nov 02 1995 13:4012
    There was one piece of commentary from Sundays game which has gone
    uncommented on.
    
    	Ginola chased a ball and ended up in the crowd. Martin Tyler said, 
    	
    	"Well theres one Frenchman going into a crowd that you won't have
    	 to worry about"
    
    Perhaps one of the panel could enlighten us as to why he would make
    such a comment?
    
    Stuart
32.6343Or he could of meant the mad french thugCHEFS::PANESIf love is answer,what was the question?Thu Nov 02 1995 13:5328
    <<< Note 32.6342 by CHEFS::STRATFORDS "Steer clear of the Zebra Bros" >>>

>    There was one piece of commentary from Sundays game which has gone
>    uncommented on.
    
>    	Ginola chased a ball and ended up in the crowd. Martin Tyler said, 
    	
>    	"Well theres one Frenchman going into a crowd that you won't have
>    	 to worry about"
    
>    Perhaps one of the panel could enlighten us as to why he would make
>    such a comment?
    
     Stuart,

     This is obviously a reference to "Mad" Henri LePont. This man is 
     credited with starting a craze which can be seen at venues all over
     the world, for it was he , who "stage dived" at the legendary
     Sascha Distel concert at the Parc du Prince during the sixties.

     In a similar vein, Roy Keane, was punished for being guilty of performing
     his Elvis impression - outbreaks of which seem to be sweeping across
     the world of football.   


     hth,

     Stuart
32.6344Jammy gitsCHEFS::EDWARDSDMon Nov 06 1995 12:351
    Come on Stratford, get it over with !
32.6345MARVIN::MORRELLI woz here, Now I'm not, Now you're here, Gutted or wot!Mon Nov 06 1995 12:395
    Did he bet you a pint Dave??
    
    Cheers,
    
    	Rick.
32.6346CHEFS::STRATFORDSSteer clear of the Zebra BrosMon Nov 06 1995 13:1311
    Rick,
    
    Nah, a cup of coffee.
    
    Dave,
    
    I take pleasure from the fact that you are being tortured mentally by
    the fact that I am sat here feeling very smug and, I do have an inane
    grin that is as large as it was after we dicked Leeds (x3).
    
    Stuart
32.6347CHEFS::EDWARDSDMon Nov 06 1995 13:2815
    
>    I take pleasure from the fact that you are being tortured mentally by
>    the fact that I am sat here feeling very smug and, I do have an inane
>    grin that is as large as it was after we dicked Leeds (x3).
>    
>    Stuart
    
    Well, err, I'm taking immense pleasure from the fact that you are being
    tortured mentally by the fact that you were not able to obtain a ticket
    for Saturday's game and missed Arsenal's 1st triumph over Utd in 9
    attempts.
    
    Hugs,
    Dave
    
32.6348CHEFS::STRATFORDSSteer clear of the Zebra BrosMon Nov 06 1995 13:315
    Dave,
    
    I got over that. 
    
    Mr Smug.
32.6349The old club -v- country argument....IRNBRU::HOWARDLovely Day for a GuinnessTue Nov 07 1995 18:4215
    What does the panel think of ManUtd's behaviour in the Roy Keane/Rep of
    Ireland affair?...Keane has played in 3 of Ireland's 9 Euro qualifying
    ties, a figure which, as the Irish Times puts it, is wholly
    disproportionate to his rate of absenteeism thru injury for United during 
    the same period. He missed the Latvia game and hasn't missed a game since 
    and with his suspension coming up ManU have pencilled in his hernia 
    operation which of course means that he will miss Ireland's most important 
    match since the World Cup....
    
    In my opinion ManU are very much at fault here and, while they probably
    have the rules on their side, they have not behaved honourably towards
    the Repulic....
    
    Ray....
    
32.6350Its the same with any club or player before anyone says anythingCHEFS::STRATFORDSSteer clear of the Zebra BrosTue Nov 07 1995 18:5310
    Ray,
    
    Why should they care about his Rep of Ireland career? He is first and
    foremost, an employee of Manchester United FC/PLC/whatever. His
    international career is of secondary importance to them. Yes, it is
    nice for them to be able to field a side of internationals but MU have
    a responsibility to themselves to keep the player in the 'best'
    physical condition so that he can perform for them.
    
    Stuart
32.6351CHEFS::PANESDebbie Magee: Old dog - new tricksTue Nov 07 1995 18:5821
       <<< Note 32.6349 by IRNBRU::HOWARD "Lovely Day for a Guinness" >>>
                   -< The old club -v- country argument.... >-

    
>    In my opinion ManU are very much at fault here and, while they probably
>    have the rules on their side, they have not behaved honourably towards
>    the Repulic....
    
     Ray,

     Manchester United has always been an honourable club. I remember
     how Louis Edwards' honourable Chairmanship of the club set a standard
     which has been maintained by , not only everyone of the club's employees,
     but by the innate sense of fair play that the supporters have and which
     they demonstrate so frequently. I feel that you are being a little 
     churlish, and that you should consider withdrawing your scurrilous 
     allegations.

     Stuart
        

32.6352IRNBRU::HOWARDLovely Day for a GuinnessTue Nov 07 1995 19:4524
    In this particular case I don't think ManU have behaved in the proper
    way. Having international class players is a privilege that ManU can
    afford but they can't have it both ways. Most if not all of the top 
    foreign playes playing in the English league have a release clause in 
    their contract which allows them to play international matches. 
    
    I'll assume that Keane has such a clause in his contract. And I'll make
    the fairly safe assumption that Keane wanted to play against Portugal.
    Now, consider this quote from today's Irish Times....
    
    "The timing of the operation which normally has a recuperatory period of
    six or seven weeks, is almost certainly influenced by the need to have
    Keane back playing for their vital FA Premiership game against
    Newcastle United on St Stephen's Day (26 December). 
    
    Had it been delayed until after the European Championship game, the
    fear at Old Trafford was that he would not be ready for the fixture.
    Now, by rescheduling the date of hospitalisation, they believe he has a
    realistic chance of making the deadline."
    
    I'll say it again. ManU can't have it both ways. Keane should have been
    released for this match....
    
    Ray....
32.6353Still got no sympathyCHEFS::STRATFORDSSteer clear of the Zebra BrosTue Nov 07 1995 19:5514
    Ray,
    
    I'm sure that Keane has got the clause. If Big Jack feels that strongly
    he should complain to FIFA who will be provided with Doctors
    Certificates to prove the oppo is necessary. 
    
    The flip side of the coin is that the oppo is delayed, further damage
    to is done and Keane misses Euro 96 if Rep of Ire qualify.
    
    Both sides will lose out whenever the oppo takes place. Man U are his
    employer and therefore take precedence over his 'out of work'
    activities.
    
    Stuart
32.6354CHEFS::EDWARDSDTue Nov 07 1995 19:5923
>    Now, consider this quote from today's Irish Times....
>    
>    "The timing of the operation which normally has a recuperatory period of
>    six or seven weeks, is almost certainly influenced by the need to have
>    Keane back playing for their vital FA Premiership game against
>    Newcastle United on St Stephen's Day (26 December). 
>    
>    Had it been delayed until after the European Championship game, the
>    fear at Old Trafford was that he would not be ready for the fixture.
>    Now, by rescheduling the date of hospitalisation, they believe he has a
>    realistic chance of making the deadline."
    
    I don't understand your attitude here Ray.  Keane stupidly got himself
    sent off against Boro and now faces a 4 match suspension.  That
    suspension will keep him out of 1st team football until at least
    December 9th - a period of 5 weeks.  
    
    The club have reluctantly come to the conclusion that Keane needs an
    op.  This op and the subsequent recovery will keep Keane out of
    football for up to 6 weeks.  This fact coupled with his suspension
    leads to an inevitable (and logical) conclusion - he has the op now,
    and not when it suits the Republic, The Irish Times and/or Jack Charlton.
 
32.6355ADDULT::ROBERTSONYou are only coming through in wavesTue Nov 07 1995 20:035
When is Keane's operation??

When will keane's suspension start??

Al
32.6356CHEFS::EDWARDSDTue Nov 07 1995 20:097
    >When is Keane's operation??
    
    This week.
    
    >When will keane's suspension start??
    
    This week - he misses Utd's next 4 games.
32.6357ADDULT::ROBERTSONYou are only coming through in wavesTue Nov 07 1995 20:2510
Thanks Dave, that's what I thought.

My personal opinion is that he should miss the first 4 games after he is
available to play again after the op.

What's the point in being suspended when you're not fit to play anyway?

I feel a heated discussion on its way.

Al (Leaving now to get to the footy)
32.6358CHEFS::STRATFORDSSteer clear of the Zebra BrosWed Nov 08 1995 12:067
    Al,
    
    The suspension runs when a player is *available* to play. Thus if he is
    injured, he isn't suspended. However, when he recovers the suspension
    kicks in.
    
    Stuart
32.6359CHEFS::EDWARDSDWed Nov 08 1995 12:258
    >The suspension runs when a player is *available* to play. Thus if he
    >is injured, he isn't suspended. However, when he recovers the
    >suspension kicks in.
    
    Are you sure about this ?  So, what you're implying here is that Keane
    will miss up to 6 weeks as a result of the op, and then a further 4
    games as a result of the suspension.  That can't possibly be true - can
    it ?
32.6360Could miss the all important christmas programme as wellCHEFS::STRATFORDSSteer clear of the Zebra BrosWed Nov 08 1995 12:295
    Dave,
    
    Yep, tis true. 
    
    Stuart
32.6361CHEFS::16.196.112.122::PaulPatemanCuore SportivoWed Nov 08 1995 12:306
Stuart - not right I'm afraid...

suspensions run from the Monday about 10 days after the incident. If you 
happen to be injured - good luck to you.

Paul
32.6362CHEFS::STRATFORDSSteer clear of the Zebra BrosWed Nov 08 1995 12:336
    Paul,
    
    I'd just got the Manc going. Thats the trouble with notes. Try winding
    someone up....
    
    Stuart
32.6363CHEFS::EDWARDSDWed Nov 08 1995 12:355
    Al,
    
    Don't fret - it's just Stuart being totally pathetic.
    
    Dave$not_taken_in_at_all
32.6364Nothing unusual there thenCHEFS::STRATFORDSSteer clear of the Zebra BrosWed Nov 08 1995 12:371
    
32.6365Cantonian RhapsodyCHEFS::STRATFORDSSteer clear of the Zebra BrosTue Nov 14 1995 11:2562
    From 'Through The Wind And The Rain' (a Looneypool fanzine):
    
    	Is this the Moss Side? Or is it just fantasy
    	Taught by the lies from Matt Busby's Theatre of dreams
    	Open your eyes, look right through the lies and see
    	He's just a French git, deserving no sympathy
    	Because he's hit them high, hit them low
    	Karate Kick or Body blow
    	Anyway the sod goes, doesn't really matter to me
    
    	Mama, just kicked a man, put my studs into his chest
    	Then I slapped him round the head
    	My career had only just begun
    	But now I've gone and thrown it all away
    	Mama, je suis merde, didn't mean to blow my top
    	If I p*ss off to Spain some time tomorrow
    	Carry on, carry on 'cos ze Mancs don't really matter
    
    	Lately, I have done wrong
    	Thats what I tell the Press
    	But I really couldn't care less
    	Goodbye everybody, I'm due in Court               
    	But by the start of October, I'll be back
    
    	Mama, ooooooooooooooh
    	I don't wanna sign
    	I sometimes wish I'd never left France at all
    
    	I see a little Leather jacket on a man
    	Sacre Bleu! Sacre Bleu! I will kick his f*cking head in!
    	Adidas and Nike might take all those ads off me
    	Manchestero (Manchestero)
    	Manchestero (Manchestero)
    	Manchester, I've got to go (so pay me moooooooooooooore)
    
    	I'm just a French boy, nobody loves me
    	(He's just a French boy from a French family
    	 Can't blame his parents for this monstrosity)
    
    	Easy come, easy go - a red card you will show
    	Referee? Nooo! You must not send me off (Send him off)
    	Referee? He's going to send me off (Send him off)
    	Referee? He's gone and sent me off (Sent him off)
    	I'll have my early bath (early bath)
    	Another early bath (early bath)
    	NON! NON! NON! NON! NON! NON! NON!
    	Man Utd, Man Utd, Man U will not let me go
    	Dementio has a pay rise put aside for me, for me, for meeeeeee!
    
    	Yes, I think I can kick them and spit in their eeeye
    	Yes, I know that they hate me and I don't care why
    	Oh baby, I would like to join AC
    	I'd like to sign, I'd like to sign for Milano
    
    	Nothing really matters
    	Anyone can see
    	Nothing really matters to me
    	
    	Anywhere that pays well.
    
    
    	Reproduced from the current edition of FourFourTwo 
32.6366note of the year? (remember that?)COMICS::HAWLEYIHere's 10p. Phone a man who cares!Tue Nov 14 1995 12:376
Sublime.



Ian.
32.6367CHEFS::STRATFORDSSteer clear of the Zebra BrosWed Nov 15 1995 17:145
    According to Teletext at dinnertime, TGFTITU have been at it again.
    Oldham have now made a(nother) complaint about poaching youngsters
    (agreed- they should be fried). The previous cases have still to be
    dealt with so a West Ham-esque signing ban on young players looks like
    taking shape.
32.6368New winger?CHEFS::KRISMAN_PSingle tasking - on a good day!Mon Nov 20 1995 17:524
    I heard a rumour that Man U have signed SEID(sp) from Auxerre, to be
    confirmed tomorrow. Does anyone have any news on this?
                               
    Paul
32.6369???CHEFS::QUINTFPass the Bullets, PleaseMon Nov 20 1995 18:4710
32.6370CHEFS::STRATFORDSSteer clear of the Zebra BrosMon Nov 20 1995 18:553
    I'm surprised MU have signed another foreigner. Isn't this compounded
    the problem that they always seem to face when they get into Europe
    (albeit very briefly)?
32.6371It mattereth not a jot ...AYOV29::MTHEODORESONReturn of the irrelevant oneMon Nov 20 1995 19:0011
    
    .6370
    
    But Stuart
    
    	Surely it is because they are only in Europe for a nanosecond that
    this is not a problem to them ? They can play as many foreigners as
    they like against York City ...
    
    Malc.
    
32.6372MARVIN::MORRELLI woz here, Now I'm not, Now you're here, Gutted or wot!Mon Nov 20 1995 19:297
    >They can play as many foreigners as they like against York City ...
    
    	and it still hasn't done them any good.... 
    
    	Cheers,
    
    	Rick.
32.6373WHite lines...don't do itCHEFS::PANESDebbie Magee: Old dog - new tricksTue Nov 21 1995 13:2913
The self-styled GFTITEG , not content with chasing football honours, appear
to have their eyes on the Club of Shame Award ( current holders The Arse ).
The latest push for this "prestigious honour", comes courtesy of the
eponymously named Nicky Butt, who has been charged with assault.

"Sniffer" Merson, is keeping his hand in for the Arse, by announcing that
he nearly started hitting the bottle again, but this is a poor attempt
at sleaze from the Colombian Kid.

All the same, informed sources suggest that this season , the award will
got to the wire.

Stuart
32.6374Talking of butts ...CHEFS::EDWARDSDTue Nov 21 1995 17:214
    I'm surprised that the "panel" haven't seen fit to comment on Benali's
    headbutt on Cole during the game on Saturday.  It's strange isn't it -
    a similar offence by Keane or Cantona, and you'd all by baying for
    blood !  Me ? Paranoid ?  Surely not ...
32.6375CHEFS::PANESDebbie Magee: Old dog - new tricksTue Nov 21 1995 20:2514
                     <<< Note 32.6374 by CHEFS::EDWARDSD >>>
                           -< Talking of butts ... >-

>    I'm surprised that the "panel" haven't seen fit to comment on Benali's
>    headbutt on Cole during the game on Saturday.  It's strange isn't it -
>    a similar offence by Keane or Cantona, and you'd all by baying for
>    blood !  Me ? Paranoid ?  Surely not ...
              ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

      Its beginning to look that way.

      hth,

      A Doctor     
32.6376Do refs have it in for YOUR team? You might just be Paranoid...VARESE::TRNUX1::IDC_BSTROh no! NOT Milan Kundera again!Wed Nov 22 1995 14:2310
    >Me ? Paranoid ?  Surely not ...
    
    There's a simple test, Dave. If you think Nigel Martyn should play for
    England, and Chris Coleman is the new Franz Beckenbauer, then there's a
    90% chance you're Paranoid.
    
    Of course, you can carry on noting in 32. Just enter the occasional
    note in 44 for the sake of appearance.
    
    Dom
32.6377Latest from O.T.ESSB::BLONGPREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS 1993 &amp; 1994Wed Nov 22 1995 20:4015
United play Coventry tonight, and a chance to narrow the gap at the top. While
we have won our last 3 league games at Highfield Road, and Coventry are 
struggling, I feel we are in for a tough game. A one goal win will do me.
Nicky Butt has received a 3 game ban, and will miss the games against Chelsea,
Sheff Wed, and Liverpool. Keano could be back in the squad for the Liverpool
game as he is aiming to make the Republic's game against Holland at Anfield 
on Dec 13th. Steve Bruce was mentioned as a possibility for the Wolves job, but
United have refused to release him from his contract. Good job as we only have 
David May as cover :-). He has just returned from an ankle operation, and Parker
is due back from his knee op shortly. Good win on saturday against Southampton
after an explosive start. Good to see Giggsy playing well again. Eric's due
a goal, maybe tonight???


B@
32.6378CHEFS::PANESDebbie Magee: Old dog - new tricksThu Nov 23 1995 11:378
Coventry 0 Manchester United PLC 4


Apparently "Goal King" Cole did a lot of running of the ball last night.


Stuart

32.6379Coventry 0 United 4ESSB::BLONGPREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS 1993 &amp; 1994Thu Nov 23 1995 13:257
Excellent result last night. Irwin, Beckham, and Choccy with two were the
goalscorers. A few scary moments before we took the lead, but after that it
was plain sailing. 3 points behind Newcastle now. Forest away next monday on
Sky.

B@

32.6380A collection of old favouritesXSTACY::JLUNDONhttp://xagony.ilo.dec.com/~jlundon :-)Sun Nov 26 1995 20:011
http://www.geopages.com/Paris/2252/
32.6381ZUR01::ASHGrahame Ash @RLETue Nov 28 1995 14:143
No thoughts on last night's game?

g
32.6382CHEFS::EDWARDSDTue Nov 28 1995 14:4320
    I thought Utd played pretty well, and certainly deserved at least a
    draw.  The only downer last night was the number of reasonably good
    chances that were missed - a complaint often fired at the team last
    season, hence the purchase of Cole.  I do still have hope that Cole
    will come good - the team is playing well, and Cole has certainly added
    some mobility upfront.  However, the odd goal or 2 would be quite nice
    as well !  
    
    It does worry me though that our results against the "top" teams
    are less than impressive :
    
    Villa (a) lost
    Pool  (h) drew
    Boro  (h) won
    Arse  (a) lost
    Forest (a) drew
    
    Still, I'm sure we'll improve upon that record when we play the Sheep !
    
    
32.6383CHEFS::EDWARDSDTue Nov 28 1995 14:455
    oh, and the result ...
    
    Forest (1) 1    Utd (0) 1
    
    Some kid	    Some Frenchman from a disputed penalty
32.6384MARVIN::MORRELLI woz here, Now I'm not, Now you're here, Gutted or wot!Tue Nov 28 1995 15:289
    re : Leeds United....
    
    	I don't think you'll improve your tally of wins when you play us...
    
    	Super Leeds will win once again....
    
    	Cheers,
    
    	Rick.
32.6385CHEFS::PANESDestination unknownTue Nov 28 1995 17:115
re: Forest - Manchester United 

Apparently Andy Cole, did a lot of running of the ball.

Stuart
32.6386Straight swap for Rory Underwood?VARESE::SACHA::IDC_BSTROh no! NOT Milan Kundera again!Tue Nov 28 1995 17:175
>Apparently Andy Cole, did a lot of running of the ball.
    
    Sounds like the England rugby team could use him...
    
    Dom
32.6387Doesn't Cole look like Paul Hull?CHEFS::WEAVERDTue Nov 28 1995 17:284
    Yes but the England rugby team also need someone who can score with the
    ball???
    
    Derek
32.6388Glad we got the point though ..........CHEFS::CROSSATue Nov 28 1995 17:2913
    
    Dom,
       Well he is better at putting them over the bar than under !!!!
    
    			Stretch.
    
    
    P.S I will give credit to Cole for a sharp turn and shot which pulled a
    good save out of Crossley. If he did this at least twice a game I would
    not be so bloody negative about him. The bulk of the game he was
    ineffective and I think Scholes should have come on for him, leaving
    McClair on the pitch as well.
                                       
32.6389Missed out on a chance to make ground on NUFCCHEFS::PANESChances are, we might be starsMon Dec 04 1995 19:016
Any chance of a match report? I missed the highlights, and haven't
had a chance to read the papers, but somebody told me that Cole
did so much selfless running off the ball, that he got knackered
and had to be substituted after 75 minutes. Can anybody confirm this?

Stuart
32.6390Not like you to pass up the p*ss taking oppurtunity !!!CHEFS::CROSSAMon Dec 04 1995 19:4111
    Stuart,
    Ref Cole - Translation - He missed a sitter from 5 yards out and a
    couple of other solid chances were wasted. He got pulled off for the
    first time (?) and Cooke came on to replace him. Running himself into
    the ground !!!! Even Alex had no words of consolation/explanation as to
    the reasons. 
    
    The papers here (broadsheets included) are pointing out the fact that
    he has only scored one more goal than Schmeical this season !!!!
    
    			Stretch.
32.6391ooooopppppsssssCHEFS::CROSSAMon Dec 04 1995 19:422
    Sorry - That should be two more goals than Schmeical !!! Big difference
    I know.
32.6392United Live TonightESSB::BLONGPREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS 1993 &amp; 1994Tue Dec 05 1995 16:154
For anyone who has BBC Northern Ireland, United are playing a Northern Ireland 
X1 tonight, and the game is Live on BBC 1 Northern Ireland at 8.00pm.

B@
32.6393Roy KeaneSIOG::FITZPATRICKTue Dec 05 1995 16:348
>>For anyone who has BBC Northern Ireland, United are playing a Northern Ireland 
>>X1 tonight, and the game is Live on BBC 1 Northern Ireland at 8.00pm.

Is Roy Keane playing in this ? I heard rumours that he was, and would also 
play Saturday to get him match fit for next Wednesday.

M.

32.6394They'll be crying in the streets of SalfordCHEFS::PANESChances are, we might be starsWed Dec 06 1995 12:0613
More trophies for the world's favourite club. 
Top football magazine Four Four Two, conducted a poll
of football fanzine editors.

Most hated person .... Eric Cantona.
Alex Ferguson came third and that nice Mr Keane , seventh.


This was gleaned from the Guardian, so I'm sure that "hated" is 
a mis-print.

Stuart
32.6395RDGENG::MORRELLI woz here, Now I'm not, Now you're here, Gutted or wot!Wed Dec 06 1995 12:1110
    Well it was good to see Andy Cole keeping up his current run of form,
    missing 5 first half chances... :->
    
    Of course, Leeds stiker Phil Masinga scored one of the goals which lead
    to United being thrashed 2-1... the other goal coming from Jimmy
    Quinn... :->
    
    Cheers,
    
    	Rick.
32.6396Masinga is a good Irish name ...AYOV29::MTHEODORESONBest bang a tune on, our kidWed Dec 06 1995 12:4114
    
    .6394
    
    	I don't suppose you'd like to put in the top 10 just out of
    curiosity, Stuart ?
    
    	My own top eleven is the Rangers first team on Saturday. Or tonight
    if the game goes ahead.
    
    Malc.
    
    PS	And has anybody seen Dave Edwards recently ? Is the snow so bad
    Darn Sarf that he can't get to his work ?
    
32.6397Did Cole score???CHEFS::PANESChances are, we might be starsWed Dec 06 1995 12:5812
   <<< Note 32.6396 by AYOV29::MTHEODORESON "Best bang a tune on, our kid" >>>
                     -< Masinga is a good Irish name ... >-

    
>    .6394
    
>    	I don't suppose you'd like to put in the top 10 just out of
>    curiosity, Stuart ?
 
      Unfortunately that was all the Guardian felt the need to publish.    

      Stuart
32.6398CHEFS::PANESChances are, we might be starsWed Dec 06 1995 13:3018
I have just discovered that the  Mirror has the full list.

1/ Cantona
2/ Graham Kelly
3/ Alex Ferguson
4/ Eric Hall
5/ Ron Noades ( I'm surprised he's so low down the list )
6/ David Mellor
7/ Roy Keane
8/ Terry Venables
9/ Graham Taylor
10/ Jimmy Hill


Whilst I am in this repository of shame.. has anybody got anymore information
on United's continued tapping of young players.

Stuart
32.6399CHEFS::EDWARDSDWed Dec 06 1995 13:5010
    re: a couple back
    
    Hi Malc,
    
    I am still reading the notes conference, however I'm a tad too busy to
    put in the time and effort required to reply to Panesy's tiresome notes
    of late.  Hopefully, normal service will soon be resumed and he'll
    scuttle off back to the Palace note where he belongs.
    
    Oh, smilies and all that ......
32.6400CHEFS::PANESChances are, we might be starsWed Dec 06 1995 14:0711
  David,

  I am sorry that you find my notes "tiresome". I would of thought the
  little snippets of news that I provide, helps the supporters of TGFTITW,
  who do not have the same access to information as a good Manc like
  yourself. Was it not the Marketing Manager of Manchester United Football
  Club PLC , who said that the Monthly magazine " helps the supporters
  at home ( i.e nowhere near Salford ), follow the club". I like
  to think that in my own little way I am fulfilling a similar function. 

  Stuart
32.6401More SeatsESSB::BLONGPREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS 1993 &amp; 1994Wed Dec 06 1995 21:135
32.6402Do we still need vouchers ?CHEFS::ast031.bso.dec.com::John FosterBLC #34Thu Dec 07 1995 15:016
Brian

Are there any voucher restrictions, or has all that been lifted ?

regards
John
32.6403If you have them, Send them inESSB::BLONGPREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS 1993 &amp; 1994Thu Dec 07 1995 15:407
>>> Are there any voucher restrictions, or has all that been lifted ?

If the games are over subscribed, people who have sent voucher sheets with 
their application will get priority.

B@ 
32.6404CHEFS::EDWARDSDMon Dec 11 1995 15:3912
    A superb performance from Monsieur Cantona was the only highlight of an
    absolutely dire Utd showing on Saturday.  Credit to Wednesday who
    actually came to OT and attacked Utd - I don't know why more teams
    don't adopt this policy.  Utd's defence, imo, has been poor for the
    past couple of seasons, and yet many visiting teams are content to sit
    back and settle for a point.  Wednesday played 4 attackers, and with
    Waddle playing well in his new midfield role, created so many chances,
    they must be kicking themselves for allowing Utd back in the game.
    
    Ah well, roll on the Red Sh*te, the Sheep and Newcastle.  A nice easy 9
    points - I don't think !
    
32.6405Stick this in your pipe and smoke it, DaveAYOV29::MTHEODORESONBest bang a tune on, our kidWed Dec 13 1995 11:419
    
    	Celtic		3		Manchester United	1
    
    	Please allow me to be the first to say :
    
    		Nyaah nyaah nyaah.
    
    Malc.
    
32.6406CHEFS::BAREFIELDABLUE IS THE COLOURThu Dec 14 1995 13:055
    
    What day do Manchester utd play Newcastle, if think it's the 27th, also
    does anyone know what time the game kicks off..?
    
    
32.6407YEENOT::STOCKMANSThu Dec 14 1995 13:064
We play Newcastle on the 27th (Weds) Kick off 6pm.


Si
32.6408Perhaps Cole should play for this lot?CHEFS::OHAGANBIt's nearly overThu Dec 14 1995 17:004
    Manchester United Ladies  0
    Arsenal Ladies            10
    
    A recent score.  
32.6409RDGENG::MORRELLI woz here, Now I'm not, Now you're here, Gutted or wot!Thu Dec 14 1995 17:407
    >Perhaps Cole should play for this lot?
    
    Nope... I doubt he can even score with the ladies...
    
    Cheers,
    
    Rick.
32.6410What's her name Rick....Flossie !!!CHEFS::RUTHERFORDIA)bort R)etry F)*** It !!Thu Dec 14 1995 17:555
    Whereas Rick "StudMuffin" Morrell just has to bleat and the ladies
    flock around him !!
    
    
    Ian.
32.6411Now he'll score 3 this weekendFORTY2::JONESNeilThu Dec 14 1995 18:406
    
    re: cole
    
    He was playing. Hence the Man Utd scoreline! :)
    
    Neil
32.6412RDGENG::lufc.reo.dec.com::lyndonThu Dec 14 1995 21:088
	> Score 3...

	Yeah.. sure!!!

	Cheers,

	Rick.
32.6413Any Takers for Lee SharpeESSB::BLONGPREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS 1993 &amp; 1994Fri Dec 15 1995 16:205
Keano played half a game for the reserves last night, and could be on the 
bench on Sunday. Giggs and Schmeichel are also expected to return. Butt
completes his 3 match suspension. Pally hopefully will also return.

B@
32.6414CHEFS::BAREFIELDABLUE IS THE COLOURMon Dec 18 1995 12:245
    
    Has the Newcastle game kick-off been changed from 6'o clock to 8'o
    clock, on sky they are advertising an 8'o clock kick-off...
    
    
32.6415CHEFS::EDWARDSDMon Dec 18 1995 12:415
    >Has the Newcastle game kick-off been changed from 6'o clock to 8'o
    >clock, on sky they are advertising an 8'o clock kick-off...
    
    As far as I'm aware, the game starts at 6pm.  Aren't SKY showing
    another game at 8pm ?  I think it's City vs, err, Blackburn maybe ?
32.64162-0SIOG::G_ROBINSONMon Dec 18 1995 16:246
    The silence on this page today is defening...the last time I heard
    silence like this was at Old Trafford when our Robbie scored 2 on that
    occasion.
    
    You where shite.
    
32.6417Over-familiarityCHEFS::KIRKPATRICKJI hope you're happy nowMon Dec 18 1995 16:409
    
    "Our Robbie"????
    
    Member of your family then is he?
    
    
    Jeff
    
    
32.6418the cheshire cat speaksCOMICS::HAWLEYIHere's 10p. Phone a man who cares!Mon Dec 18 1995 17:357
I think quite a few people would have liked to adopt him yesterday.

I'm amazed that no-one has entered a note littered with excuses for united's
staggering non-performance.

Ian.
32.6419CHEFS::PANESRed sky at night, Brixton's alightMon Dec 18 1995 17:3810
The NOTW had an article on Danny Wallace ( known in football circles
as The Ron ), supporting Andy Cole. Mr Wallace said he had a less than
fruitful time at OT and how his heart went out to Cole.  He is now 
without a contract and is training with Fulham.

I missed the game yesterday. Is Cole still looking sharp, but missing
the rub of the green?


Stuart 
32.6420:-)COMICS::HAWLEYIHere's 10p. Phone a man who cares!Mon Dec 18 1995 17:498
Stuart,


He did a lot of running off the ball...


Ian.
32.6421ThanksCHEFS::PANESRed sky at night, Brixton's alightMon Dec 18 1995 18:040
32.6422Worst Performance in YearsESSB::BLONGPREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS 1993 &amp; 1994Mon Dec 18 1995 21:4012
No excuses for yesterday. Big Peter kept us in the game till Fowler scored his
second with 3 minutes to go. Will somebody please come and buy Lee Sharpe.
The lad is the biggest liability at O.T. at the moment.
He was the cause of the goal against Chelsea a couple of weeks ago, and he
goes and gives a silly free away yesterday, from which Fowler scored (bad
goalkeeping also). But it was only a matter of time before Liverpool scored.
Leeds, Newcastle,QPR and Spurs in our next 4 games, and we have got to start
picking up points before Newcastle are out of sight. There are only 38 games
in the Premiership, so Saturday will be the half way mark. I think we need to
win our next 2 games to put us back in the hunt.

B@
32.6423Is there a University called T.W.A.T ??CHEFS::RUTHERFORDIA)bort R)etry F)*** It !!Thu Dec 21 1995 13:1315
    Just been sent the following :-
    
    
            An article in the Manchester Evening News stated
            that Manchester had a University named after
            Andy Cole.
    
    
            It's called U.M.I.S.T.
    
    
    Well laugh then !!!
    
    
    Ian.
32.6424RDGENG::MORRELLI woz here, Now I'm not, Now you're here, Gutted or wot!Thu Dec 21 1995 14:039
    >Is there a University called T.W.A.T ??
    
    You've been there haven't you Ian....
    
    <Smiley Things>
    
    Cheers,
    
    	Rick.
32.6425A tireless runner ( off the ball)CHEFS::PANESHigh drama at the low morale coralThu Dec 21 1995 14:087
Its very easy to knock Andy Cole.  Fair enough, he hasn't scored
as many goals as expected, but when you pay top dollar, you want someone
who is the complete article. By all accounts Mr Cole's lack of goals
has been more than compensated by his contribution to the team's 
efforts.

A Prior
32.6426Trouble is what club would buy him off us at the moment ????CHEFS::CROSSAThu Dec 21 1995 14:094
    The word that rhymes with "ROLLOCKS" springs to mind !!!
    
    
    			Stretch.
32.6427CHEFS::RUTHERFORDIA)bort R)etry F)*** It !!Thu Dec 21 1995 14:197
    How about, "That's a load of Rick !!"
    
    
    Works for me !!
    
    
    Ian.
32.6428Maybe you should try black and white shirts?ZUR01::ASHGrahame Ash @RLEThu Dec 21 1995 14:2011
Shouldn't you United types be looking for someone to share the blame? Cole's 
record at Newcastle was incredible, both in Div 1 and in the Premier. It seems 
that a move 'donw south' has immediately turned him into an embarrassment.

So why did ManU buy him? And for a whopping amount of money? Presumably 
Ferguson could see him fitting into the team - why hasn't he?

Either Ferguson was not watching him well enough, or he's not enough of a coach 
to get him to play to his potential.

grahame
32.6429Like the idea about black/white shirts - Martin Edwards take note !!!CHEFS::CROSSAThu Dec 21 1995 14:3724
    Grahame,
      Ref- sharing the blame. The ball is being given to him in a variety
    of good positions. He then a) falls over it b) hoofs it into row Z from
    5 yards out c) gives it staight back to whoever passed the ball to him
    losing any advantage to move the ball into other positions etc etc.
    
    The look on Cantona and the other players faces is getting embarrassing
    to say the least. Couple this with Fergie pulling him off twice now for
    no fitness/tactical reasons and the picture gets bleaker still. Fergie
    reckons Cole has had THREE solid goal scoring chances in all the games
    he has played, FIVE OR MORE in some. Look at his attempt/scoring ratio
    and you can begin to see how some fans feel about the situation.
    
    We are half way through the season now and I think the bedding in
    period is well and truly over. I was one of his more vocal supporters
    originally when he arrived and failed to deliver the goods. Now ?!?!? 
    
    Having got to Old Trafford the other week I can honestly say the groans 
    when he got the ball/f*cked it up were very audible, and the Cole chant
    about "gets the ball ,scores a goal" has been slightly ammended.
    			
    
    			Stretch.
                                                                         
32.6430CHEFS::STRATFORDSGroovy, Laidback and NastyThu Dec 21 1995 14:378
    Looking at the problems United are having with Cole, I would suggest
    the biggest problem they have is poor supply to him and the a lack of a
    recognised strike partner to share the workload. Cantona plays better
    behind the front two. If they hadn't sold Kanchelskis & Hughes then
    they probably wouldn't be having any problems with Cole scoring. 
    
    Mind you, George Grahams decision to sell him looks like a damn fine
    piece of business at this moment in time.
32.6431kwok-fibbleCHEFS::PANESHigh drama at the low morale coralThu Dec 21 1995 14:4112
                      <<< Note 32.6429 by CHEFS::CROSSA >>>
     -< Like the idea about black/white shirts - Martin Edwards take not >-

>    The look on Cantona and the other players faces is getting embarrassing
>    to say the least. Couple this with Fergie pulling him off twice now for
                                         ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

     Is this on top of his "win bonus".


     F Saunders      

32.6432ZUR01::ASHGrahame Ash @RLEThu Dec 21 1995 14:5112
(Dear me, Stuart.)

So Fergie's criticising him publicly and still picking him? Good psychology.

And as for striking partners, he didn't have one at Newcastle either. 
Beardsley, Lee, Fox, Sellars etc all played further back - Cole didn't need 
to be able to pass it much in those days . . 

Why doesn't he play him in the reserves for a couple of weeks? Chance for him 
to get his confidence back and bring in a bit more dosh from reserve games!

g
32.6433He gets the ball, err ... ummm ...AYOV29::MTHEODORESONBest bang a tune on, our kidThu Dec 21 1995 15:4215
    	I would wager there is some fundamental difference between the way
    that Man Utd play and the way that Newcastle play, e.g. Newcastle play
    more with wingers and everything is crossed in, whereas Man Utd
    play(ed) with a target man (Mark Hughes) who plays with his back to
    goal all the time. Obviously Cole cannot take over Hughes' mantle
    because it is a totally different game to what he plays. If Ferguson
    thought he could then he should be shot.

    	Or possibly Keegan knew what he was doing when selling Cole.

    	All this is total conjecture on my part.

    Malc.

32.6434CHEFS::STRATFORDSGroovy, Laidback and NastyThu Dec 21 1995 17:1112
    Grahame,
    
    Far be it for me to pick gaping holes in your arguments. However, you
    overlooked my argument about Kanchelskis. Fox? A Winger unless I'm very 
    much mistaken?  Sellars? Wide midfielder?
    
    No, your right, Newcastle didn't have a recognised centre-forward other
    than Cole but then they played a different way. 
    
    Have a nice Xmas (and don't do an 'Edwards')
    
    Stuart
32.6435two cups of coffee was all I gotZUR01::ASHGrahame Ash @RLEThu Dec 21 1995 18:398
Oi, you lot (though it's mostly in the QPR note). I remember pre-Christmas 
"lunchtimes" and I don't especially want to be reminded that I won't be 
getting one this year! 

So, Stuart, Happy Christmas to you too - looking forward to Magpies shitting 
on Gunners in January!

g
32.6436CHEFS::STRATFORDSGroovy, Laidback and NastyThu Dec 21 1995 18:4311
    Grahame,
    
    >Happy Christmas to you too
    
    Reciprocated.
    
    >looking forward to Magpies shitting on Gunners in January!
    
    I'm not but I have a horrible feeling it could happen twice in 8 days.
    
    Stuart
32.6437A Friend for EricESSB::BLONGPREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS 1993 &amp; 1994Fri Dec 22 1995 13:216
United have William Prunier from Bordeaux on a two week trial. He played and
impressed in the 3-1 win against Derby reserves during the week.

Here's wishing all noters a very Happy Christmas, and a great footballing 96'

B@
32.64383 Points or NothingESSB::BLONGPREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS 1993 &amp; 1994Wed Dec 27 1995 19:257
A 3-1 defeat at Leeds leaves us with a mountain to climb, starting tonight 
with the game against Newcastle. It's win or bust tonight. Papers say that
Bruce, Giggs, and Pally are all out tonight, and that the french trialist may
play. The pressure is on. How will we react. 

B@

32.6439There's only one KeanoESSB::BLONGPREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS 1993 &amp; 1994Thu Dec 28 1995 14:059
Super performance last night ended with a 2-0 win against Newcastle.
Cole and Keane scored the goals, and Newcastle were flattered that it was 
only two. 7 points behind, and it's QPR next at O.T. on Saturday, followed by
a game against 3rd placed Spurs live on Sky on new years day.


B@


32.6440900 miles an hour (typically British!)MOEUR8::SMITHFri Dec 29 1995 12:3332
    
    This was a good game which I watched live in French Tele (the French
    season is on pause).  The whole build up to the game, advertising a
    week ahead, chat, analysis, etc was geared around the two Frenchmen,
    Cantona and Ginola...  It was an ideal match for a French audience, a
    top of the table clash, 1st v. 2nd, and a 'local' on each team.
    
    Newcastle started best, but, Man Utd scored after 6 mins, a superb
    strike from Cole who appeared to have regained a lot of confidence
    after some bad weeks (I didn't see him running off the ball much!).
    
    Newcastle never really got there act together, I haven't seen them play
    so I don't know there style, but aside from some good moments from
    Ginola, Lee and Sir Les (he was well marked), it was a day for Man Utd
    who were especially good when making fast, counter attacks.  Eric the
    Red was about 50% in the game (captain for the first time in England).
    Its hard to single out players, the Neville brothers, Nicky Butt's
    tackling, Keane was best and rightly deserved the MoM award.  Over all,
    Man Utd look to  be getting back to their best.
    
    A bit more on Cole, later in the game he fluffed a golden opportunity,
    and had some moments of poor control, it was noticeable that his head
    dropped, so maybe he'll go back to running off the ball.
    
    An interesting statistic was floated by the commentary team, for the
    last 10 years (if my memory is good) the Champions of England have won
    all four of their holiday games.  On that basis neither Manchester nor
    Newcastle will be Champions.  The commentators figured this unlikely,
    but through in the name of Liverpool as the team to watch!  Could be a
    fun few months...
    
    Ian
32.6441RDGENG::MORRELLI woz here, Now I'm not, Now you're here, Gutted or wot!Wed Jan 03 1996 11:5920
    >A 3-1 defeat at Leeds
    
    :->>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    
    Well Dave... any comments??
    
    Well all I have to say is..... 
    
    
    
    
    WE WON.... :->>>>>>
             
    
    
    YOU WERE RUBBISH..... esp. Eric "Booooo" Cantona...
    
    Cheers,
    
    	Rick.
32.6442Kind and considerate.CHEFS::WEAVERDWed Jan 03 1996 12:225
    Rick,
    
    How kind and single minded of you to enter a note here without
    mentioning the 4-1 defeat at WHL.
    
32.6443FORTY2::ABRAHAMSWed Jan 03 1996 17:277
then permit me...

4-1, 4-1, 4-1 4-1 etc

if only we had got the results we should have got out of Bolton
and Southampton - we only managed two draws. 
32.6444Confused??CHEFS::WEAVERDMon Jan 08 1996 17:154
    Quiet in here today, wonder why?
    
    Stretch - It must be difficult for you with divided loyalties, Leeds vs
    Reading and potentially Reading vs Man U.
32.6445Hmm, "pots", "kettles" and "black" spring to mindCHEFS::STRATFORDSGroovy, Laidback and NastyMon Jan 08 1996 17:195
    Derek,
    
    Stretch isn't worried about Reading v Man U. It ain't gonna happen...
    
    Stuart
32.6446Potential for abuse from both sides on this !!!!!CHEFS::CROSSAMon Jan 08 1996 18:528
    (Having just got into Chefs).
    
    I am more than a little worried about divided loyalty IF (note very big
    IF) Utd beat Sunderland away. Having watched Skys extended highlights
    (most of the game) on Saturday I am not too sure about the return. The
    words "York" and "humiliation" spring to mind.
    
    			Stretch_concerned_of_Reading.
32.6447CHEFS::STRATFORDSGroovy, Laidback and NastyMon Jan 08 1996 19:116
    Stretch,
    
    Which divided loyalty are you talking about? As far as I can make out,
    just about everytime Man U or Reading play you have divided loyalties.
    
    Confused of DEC Park
32.6448RDGENG::MORRELLI woz here, Now I'm not, Now you're here, Gutted or wot!Mon Jan 08 1996 20:205
    Where's Dave.....
    
    Cheers,
    
    	Rick.
32.6449Still ThereESSB::BLONGPREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS 1993 &amp; 1994Mon Jan 08 1996 20:3415
Terrible performance on Saturday, but we are still in the cup, for another week
at least. Sunderland played well and we were crap. But we still drew. If we can
raise our performance in the replay a victory is possible, but with our away
form at present maybe not. David Beckham starts a two match suspension and will
miss the replay, and Saturdays game against Villa. Oh my god, does that mean 
that Sharpe could be playing. Schmeichel will be back in training on Wednesday,
and is expected to play on Saturday. Bruce was terrible on saturday, and this 
will be his last season in the first team, if he lasts that long. Was a great 
buy though. May should replace him, but he seems a bit injury prone at the
moment, so maybe we should be looking elsewhere, we also need a right sided 
player. Becks is a central midfielder, and will be useful when Butt and Keane 
are injured or suspended. McClair, Sharpe, and Parker are finished. It's time to
get the cheque book out Fergie.

B@	
32.6450Plan for time in prison??CHEFS::WEAVERDMon Jan 08 1996 21:204
    Great approach to the game, PLANNING for when players get suspended!!
    How about trying to discipline them so that they don't get suspended??
    
    Derek
32.6451BobanSIOG::SMYTHTue Jan 09 1996 12:483
    United after Boban from Ac Milan ????
    
    GS
32.6452Don't go Brian !! I'm Brian and so's my wife !!CHEFS::RUTHERFORDIA)bort R)etry F)*** It !!Tue Jan 09 1996 12:5913
    Seeing as it's not been mentioned in here yet, Utd are apparently
    tracking Brian Laudrup of Rangers. He has expressed a preference to
    play in the Premiership and has also stated that he would like to play
    in the same team as Princess Schmeichal. His contract is up at the end
    of the Season and it would be a big blow to Rangers' Title challenge if
    he were to go before the end of the Season, although I'm sure Walter
    would want to get some money for him rather than give him away !!
    Scottish and all that !! I hope to goodness that we don't get Brian
    McClair as part of the deal !!! Now Cantona. That could be a different
    kettle of water !!
    
    
    Ian.
32.6453Private Jokes are a terrible thingCHEFS::STRATFORDSGroovy, Laidback and NastyTue Jan 09 1996 13:266
    Ian,
    
    Aah, but would he be a success at Man U in the same manner that, say,
    Keith Gillespie has been at Newcastle.
    
    Stuart
32.6454We shall see.....CHEFS::RUTHERFORDIA)bort R)etry F)*** It !!Tue Jan 09 1996 13:337
    Stuart,
    
    
    	Oooooh, you bitch !!!
    
    
    Ian.
32.6455Chuckle....Giggle....Guffaw....Titter....CHEFS::RUTHERFORDIA)bort R)etry F)*** It !!Wed Jan 10 1996 20:02103
    The following is re-produced without permission, but it didn't half
    make me giggle !!!
    
    
    Be warned : It is rather a long note !!
    
    
    	Ian.
    
    An excerpt from the soon-to-be-released Cantona Diaries.
    
    
    I wake from a temperamental genius of a sleep. A brain-rest full
    of artistry, brilliance and flamboyant Gallic flicks comes to it's
    conclusion after interruption from 500 fans sleeping in my garden. 
    They follow me everywhere with adoration but giving me a round of 
    applause for simply waking up is a little irritating.
    
    I stroll to the window, open it, look down on my people like
    Caesar and they chant ...
    
      "He's red, got cred, he's out of f***ing bed. Cantona, Cantona."
    
    I fill my mouth with garlic-phlegm and hurl it at the mob. They cheer
    as they get covered in my inspirational gob. I shake my head and 
    close the window on these cretins. Their lives are so empty and I 
    mourn for the audience that awaits me at my grass stage. I stroll 
    across the bedroom, tread on one of the kids stuffed toys and stamp 
    on it until my foot bleeds.
    
    In the bathroom I shower alone, pushing out my proud chest to meet
    head on jets of water. I juggle the little Zest soap on both feet, on
    my head, on my shoulder, then bicycle kick it back into it's dish.
    
    I step out of the shower and three hand-maidens towel me down, rub
    talc over my gifted body, dress me, so that my shirt collar stays 
    up around my neck.
    
    I receive a phone call from Alex Ferguson, asking if it is at all
    possible that I might show for training this morning. I remind him
    curtly that "I play. I don't train." I have no need to punish the 
    skills that seep out of every pore, by running round a pitch with 
    clod-hoopers like Bruce and Parker. I cannot understand why they want 
    to be footballers, because every time the ball comes near them they 
    hit it as far away from them as possible. Me, I love to caress, 
    stroke, tease and make love to the ball. That is why I get so enraged
    by defenders coming up behind me, trying to halt my love-making. I see
    it as 'Soccerus Interuptus'. No-one likes a man trampling over you 
    as you satisfy your woman and who wouldn't return the favour with 
    vengeance ?
    
    I even retaliate with flair. A flick here, a stylish trample there
    and a flying acrobatic two-footed lunge everywhere.
    
    I grab my sports satchel and have a hand-maiden place it exactly on 
    my back, so that it falls into the arch crated by my magnificent 
    posture. I strut out of the house as the hoard of my fans drop to 
    their knees, hailing my exit by bowing Waynes-World-Like. I run over 
    their bodies stamping on their heads. They yell "Ooh Aaagh, Cantona." 
    Then they run round madly showing each other the cuts and bruises 
    I have inflicted on their skulls as if they are works of art. And 
    of course they are.
    
    I get into my sports car and I am immediately under assault from
    toilet rolls, which bounce off the roof. To my great delight, members 
    of the Cantona Worshippers Suicide Club, apologise profusely then stab
    themselves through the heart and die before my eyes. I nod arrogantly 
    to the rest to take note of their now deceased fellows and make the 
    point even further via a hand-brake turn and drive through the crowd.
    
    I look in my rear-view mirror to see them chasing after me singing
    "He's knocked us all down in his car." These stupid English people.
    
    My arrival at the training ground is greeted by a trumpet fanfare
    and a chairlift from my team-mates. Ferguson gives me the thumbs up 
    as a sign of thanks for simply allowing him to play me in his 
    over-rated side.
    
    Roy Keane asks if he can stand by my side as I slowly get dressed. I
    explain to him that he's only in the side as my body-guard and that I
    have little respect for midfielders, as they are simply a means to 
    my end. My end has been linked to some delicious females but I treat 
    that as all part of the business. Only I know who I entertained. I 
    make love to a woman, she faints and I sneak off into the night 
    before she stirs again. She has been touched by "Ooh-Aah, Can-to-na", 
    and that should be enough without ever waking by my Adonis-Like side.
    
    By the time I have changed, the training session is over and I get
    dressed again to go and paint some hillside in a manner that is
    probably undeserving of a mere God's handiwork. I carry a shotgun 
    to my easel and blast away at the irritant supporters who cheer 
    and sing at every stroke of my brush. I shoot seven of them screaming, 
    "Do not interrupt a genius at work." Tiresomely they start another of 
    their chants ...
    
      "He feints, he taints, he even f***ing paints, Cantona, Cantona."
    
    I feel in my blood it is time to move onto another country. There
    is no-one left in Britain, that I haven't touched, insulted, moved 
    in some way or pissed off. I need a new group of people to toy with, 
    but MU will never sell me unless I can sleep with a player's wife. 
    Now that's something to get up for tomorrow !!!
               
32.6456Sent in by Jimmy aged 8...CHEFS::RUTHERFORDIFind a happy place...!!Fri Jan 12 1996 15:4220
    **JOKE**
    
    One day, a BBC commentator was interviewing Roy Evans and Alex
    Ferguson and he asked them about their ambitions for the coming 
    Season. Ferguson replied simply, "Well, hopefully we`ll beat Liverpool 
    next season"
    
    The interviewer then turned (yawning after his encounter with Fergie),
    to Roy and asked him the same question. "Well John, next season we
    plan to win the Premiership , FA cup , Coca Cola Cup , Euro Champions 
    league, Euro Super cup and the World Club Cup".
             
    The interview began to laugh and said, "Surely, isn't that a little 
    optimistic. Aren't you expecting a bit much ?" Roy repied, "Well he 
    started it !!"
    
    
    SORRY !!
    
    	Ian.
32.6457They Think it's all Over, It isESSB::BLONGPREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS 1993 &amp; 1994Mon Jan 15 1996 15:1713
The scorless draw on saturday has I believe ended our chances of the Premiership
Title for another year. I can't see Newcastle losing it now. It's in their grasp
they can only throw it away now, I don't believe anyone will catch them on
current form. United recent run has been terrible, taking only 10 points out
of a possible 27(2 wins,4 draws, and 3 defeats). Tomorrow night see us at Roker
Park for the replay of the cup game(live on sky 7.45ko), and on present form, it
could end our interest in the FA Cup. A much improved performance from the first
tie will be needed to see us through. Pally could be out as he missed saturdays
game with a recurrence of his back injury. Beckham is suspended, so hopefully
he will drop Sharpe and play Scholes, or even Cooke. Spurs were reported to have
bid for Sharpe in a story in the People yesterday. Take the money and run.

B@ 
32.6458ditch that strip !!!VYGER::BONINIMWed Jan 17 1996 11:218
    
    
    re -1 
           
    Sharpe doesn't appear to be popular at OT these days but he had a hand
    in last nights goals. I've seen worse players.
    
    
32.6459CHEFS::CROSSAWed Jan 17 1996 13:274
    Well, Reading at Elm Park 27th Jan. My tickets arrived this morning.
    Hoorah !!!
    
    			Stretch.
32.6460sell itKERNEL::MCGAUGHRINWed Jan 17 1996 13:297
    
    
    How much do you want for it ?
    
    Name your price....
    
    Ian
32.6461Sneaked it 2-1ESSB::BLONGPREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS 1993 &amp; 1994Wed Jan 17 1996 15:168
Terrible performance in the first half last night could have seen us 3-0 down
instead of 1-0 at half time. The second half was a different story as United
dominated, and while Sunderland probably deserved to go into extra time, Cole
won the game with a super header. Sharpe put in a great cross for the winner,
but his overall play is still crap. Reading away in the next round, and it will
be just as hard to get a result there.

B@
32.6462Live on SkyESSB::BLONGPREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS 1993 &amp; 1994Wed Jan 17 1996 15:173
Anyone got the Sky schedule for the rest of the season.

B@
32.6463In two minds???CHEFS::WEAVERDWed Jan 17 1996 19:133
    But Stretch which end are you going to be in??
    
    Derek
32.6464Hhhhhhmmmmmmm small conumdrum !!!CHEFS::CROSSAWed Jan 17 1996 19:206
    Derek,
    The South Bank. Home to Readings more vocal/looney/visitor taunting    
    contingent. Could shorten my life expectancy considerably if a cheer
    slips out at the wrong moment !!!
    
    			Stretch.
32.6465A Move across the City to UnitedESSB::BLONGPREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS 1993 &amp; 1994Thu Jan 18 1996 21:404
Fergie has made a bid of 500,000 for Tony Coton to act as cover for Big Pete.
He is awaiting a response from Alan Ball.

B@
32.6466Finally saw the light about the best team in Manchester.CHEFS::CROSSAFri Jan 19 1996 13:075
    B@
    It is a done deal as far as text was concerned last night. Alan Ball
    was quoted, talking in the past tense about him.
    
      			Stretch.
32.6467In productive mood this morning !!!CHEFS::RUTHERFORDIFind a happy place...!!Fri Jan 19 1996 13:1413
    
    >>Finally saw the light about the best team in Manchester.
    
    Well I know Oldham are fairly close but I wouldn't go so far as to say
    they were the best team in Manchester, Stretch !!
    
    That comment actually reminds me of one that Bill Shankly once said. He
    turned around to a reporter and said, "Liverpool have got the two best
    teams in the country at the minute, Liverpool and Liverpool reserves !"
    
    
    
    Ian.
32.6468Please Mr Referee give me the red oneCHEFS::BUSSONGTue Jan 23 1996 16:565
    Did Andy Cole go to the same school as Roy Keane?
    
    The Paul Ince academy for mouthing back at referees!!;-}
    
    Graham
32.6469RDGENG::MORRELLI woz here, Now I'm not, Now you're here, Gutted or wot!Tue Jan 23 1996 17:243
    I think he's been having lessons from Keane.....
    
    
32.6470CHEFS::STRATFORDSGroovy, Laidback and NastyTue Jan 23 1996 17:342
    I would suggest that he learnt all he knows from watching Ian Wright at
    Arsenal. Aside from his fantastic ability to run off the ball, that is.
32.6471Creating spaceCHEFS::BUSSONGTue Jan 23 1996 17:5211
    If you listened to the radio last night, you'll have heard he's
    developed another useful skill. He was creating space by running deep
    and taking defenders with him. I think that's another good skill to
    have if you are fantastic at running off the ball like he is.
    
    Apparently he is also good at taking people by surprise. He hit a
    steward twice with his shots when the steward was not looking!!
    
    What a superb alround player he is! ;-}
    
    Graham 
32.6472CHEFS::STRATFORDSGroovy, Laidback and NastyThu Jan 25 1996 12:348
    Rather incredibly, Man U are to appeal against Nicky Butt's second
    booking on Monday. Having seen the incident, I would suggest that he
    was lucky it wasn't a straight red card anyway, irrespective of what Mr
    Dicks had done to Andy Cole.
    
    Further signs that Fergie is losing his marbles.
    
    Stuart
32.6473Butt by name ...AYOV29::MTHEODORESONBest bang a tune on, our kidThu Jan 25 1996 13:229
    
    	Wasn't there something in the news yesterday about Butt being
    charged with assault after some incident in a Chinese restaurant in
    Manchester ? He sounds like a fine addition to the noble United squad.
    
    	Dave Edwards is very unwinduppable these days. Is he still on hol ?
    
    	Malc.
    
32.6474CHEFS::STRATFORDSGroovy, Laidback and NastyThu Jan 25 1996 13:334
    No, he's in Burger heaven...
    
    Nicky Butt definately seems intent on showing Roy Keane how it's really
    done.
32.6475CHEFS::STRATFORDSGroovy, Laidback and NastyThu Jan 25 1996 15:5114
    An article in The Times today has mentioned an accord between Man U and
    AC Milan. It will unite them on such matters as the formation of a
    European Super League, putting pressure on EUFA to drop the foreigners
    ruling from their competitions and also over transfers between the two
    clubs. Amongst those players mentioned are Schmeichel, Giggs and
    Cantona with Maldini, Boban and Eranio from Milan.
    
    The article also mentions that the two clubs along with Arsenal and
    Barcelona are contemplating forming their own competitions if they
    don't get their own way. 
    
    A quote from one of the Milan big-wigs mentions that they believe that
    Milan and Man Utd should play each other on a regular basis.
    
32.6476Will we still be in the Cup Draw on SundayESSB::BLONGPREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS 1993 &amp; 1994Fri Jan 26 1996 13:257
Reading in the Cup tomorrow, in what will be a tough tie for United. The 
pitch at Elm Park is said to be in a terrible state, so it won't suit United's
style of football. We will have a battle on our hands. The match is live here
in Ireland so we will be able to watch the go marching on, Hopefully.

B@   

32.6477CHEFS::CROSSAFri Jan 26 1996 13:367
    Yes the pitch is awful. This also affects Readings playing as well,
    believe it or not. Could be an interesting game indeed. Readings biggest
    worry is who is going in goal !!! Mixture of ill and crap keepers to
    choose from. Nice to see some peoples results in the prediction note.
    Cheers Rick !!!
    
    			Stretch.
32.6478RDGENG::MORRELLI woz here, Now I'm not, Now you're here, Gutted or wot!Fri Jan 26 1996 14:146
    Well if the cold weather keeps up I bet the match will be called off
    because of a frozen pitch.
    
    Cheers,
    
    	Rick.
32.6479Concerned - Gardners World - Reading.CHEFS::CROSSAFri Jan 26 1996 14:389
    Rick,
    Quite possible the way the weather is shaping up at the moment. Anyone
    doing a long haul for this match may be a little annoyed if that
    happens. They have spread tarps over the ground but I can only see that
    holding the cold in the soil. None of that posh undersoil malarkey for
    us !!!
    
    
    			Stretch.
32.6480CHEFS::STRATFORDSGroovy, Laidback and NastyMon Jan 29 1996 20:042
32.6481Christ I need a ciggie !!! OR a beer !!!CHEFS::CROSSAMon Jan 29 1996 20:051
    Perverts!!!
32.6482RDGENG::MORRELLI woz here, Now I'm not, Now you're here, Gutted or wot!Mon Jan 29 1996 20:106
    Who was the talent scout who made the approach... he didn't have the
    name M. Jackson did he??
    
    Cheers,
    
    Rick.
32.6483noCHEFS::STRATFORDSGroovy, Laidback and NastyMon Jan 29 1996 20:111
    
32.6484Cue SeaweedCHEFS::PANESthats what my dentist saidTue Jan 30 1996 11:458
Apparently the FA took ManU's "mitigation" into account....you know the
sort of stuff "biggest club in the world"..."French flair of a tortured
genius" ....etc

Relegate them and let them come to San Selhurst for a football lesson from the
Palace.

Stuart
32.6485COMICS::HAWLEYI668 - the neighbour of the beast!Tue Jan 30 1996 12:286
You've got to say that 20k is pitiful.
Oooh, i'll bet that Alex Ferguson was up all night worrying about how he's going
to sell that extra thousand Giggsy duvet covers to cover the cost.

Ian.
32.6486CHEFS::STRATFORDSGroovy, Laidback and NastyTue Jan 30 1996 12:322
    According to this mornings press, MU are going to appeal. Obviously the
    merchandise sales are giving Fergie nightmares after all.
32.6487Man U not very appealing to me ...AYOV29::MTHEODORESONRoobarb and Custard Barmy ArmyTue Jan 30 1996 12:486
    
    	Did I read/hear somewhere that this was their second conviction
    inside a month ? Or is this just wishful thinking on my part ?
    
    	Malc.
    
32.6488RDGENG::MORRELLI woz here, Now I'm not, Now you're here, Gutted or wot!Tue Jan 30 1996 12:506
    Yep.. its their second conviction... they got their wrists slapped for
    poaching a kid from Arsenal.
    
    Cheers,
    
    	Rick.
32.6489not one to be nice to the mancs but....COMICS::HAWLEYI668 - the neighbour of the beast!Tue Jan 30 1996 13:017
> they got their wrists slapped for poaching a kid from Arsenal.

perhaps Man U should appeal on this one too...they could plead on humanitarian
grounds. They didn't poach him, they rescued him!

Ian.
32.6490Normal Service is resumedCHEFS::STRATFORDSGroovy, Laidback and NastyTue Jan 30 1996 13:058
    re -1
    
    Ian,
    
    Ah but they only got their wrists slapped because they gave the kid
    back to Arsenal. So they aren't that nice really.
    
    Stuart
32.6491Let's do the obvious jokes first ...AYOV29::MTHEODORESONRoobarb and Custard Barmy ArmyTue Jan 30 1996 13:258
    
    	I hear that the Manchester United signing on fee has been replaced
    by an offer to see some puppies ...
    
    Malc.
    
    PS Richard Gough for chief scout.
    
32.6492Bristol City migrates to ManchesterCHEFS::STRATFORDSGroovy, Laidback and NastyTue Jan 30 1996 13:302
    I nominate Peter Adamson (AKA Len Fairclough) for Chief Scout. He is
    after all, a Northern Lad.
32.6493Northern Lard..surelyCHEFS::PANESTramp the dirt downTue Jan 30 1996 14:129
     <<< Note 32.6492 by CHEFS::STRATFORDS "Groovy, Laidback and Nasty" >>>
                    -< Bristol City migrates to Manchester >-

>    I nominate Peter Adamson (AKA Len Fairclough) for Chief Scout. He is
>    after all, a Northern Lad.

     I'm sure he'd get the thumbs up and enjoy the present pool of youngsters.

     Stuart
32.6494LatestESSB::BLONGPREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS 1993 &amp; 1994Tue Feb 06 1996 15:197
United are trying to land Mark Fish the 6ft 4ins South African centre half.
Bobby Charlton approached him after the final and asked him to come to O.T. for 
a couple of weeks. They are also reported to have approached an Argentinian
defender about a possible move. Team news for the weekend is that Butt and 
Neville are both suspended and Pally and Bruce are also out. May to mark Shearer

B@
32.6495CHEFS::STRATFORDSGroovy, Laidback and NastyTue Feb 06 1996 15:263
    Utd are in competition with Lazio and Arsenal amongst other clubs.
    
    Stuart
32.6496Poor joke alert !!!CHEFS::RUTHERFORDIFind a happy place...!!Tue Feb 06 1996 15:3412
    
    >>United are trying to land Mark Fish the 6ft 4ins South African centre
    >>half.
    
    
    Now that's a BIG Fish !!!
    
    Sorry.
    
    
    Ian. 
    
32.6497Sorry Brian, old habits die hardCHEFS::PANESTramp the dirt downTue Feb 06 1996 15:3516
   <<< Note 32.6494 by ESSB::BLONG "PREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS 1993 & 1994" >>>
                                  -< Latest >-

United are trying to land Mark Fishy the 6ft 4ins South African centre half.
Bobby Charlty approached him after the final and asked him to come to O.T. for 
a couple of weeks. They are also reported to have approached an Argentinian
defender about a possible move. Team news for the weekend is that Butty and 
Nevilley are both suspended and Pally and Brucey are also out. May-ey to mark
Shearer.


Re-written for consistency.


Stuart

32.6498Oh my God-ey!CHEFS::CROSSATue Feb 06 1996 15:506
    May-ey Day-ey to mark Shearer-ey! Oh Sh*t-ey!.
    
    
    			Stretch
    
    			
32.6499Smokey Beckham flavoured crispsCHEFS::BUSSONGTue Feb 06 1996 17:133
    I bet Keane gets sent off this week so that his pal Butt doesn't get
    lonely in the sin-bin. ;-}
    
32.6500Guilty as chargedCHEFS::BUSSONGThu Feb 08 1996 14:557
    That master of crime, Nicholas Butt has been at it again. Not only is
    he up on assault charges, but police wanted to talk to him about an
    incident early on Sunday morning where a car got damaged outside a
    nightclub. Question is, will Man U fit his prisoner number on the back
    of his shirt for next season?
    
    Graham
32.6501United on a RollESSB::BLONGPREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS 1993 &amp; 1994Tue Feb 13 1996 20:3114
United beat Blackburn 1-0 on saturday, which was their 5th straight win over
last seasons Champions. Sharpe scored the goal after Cole hit the post. A 
deserved win by all accounts. I'm travelling over for the cup game on Sunday.
If we play City the atmosphere will be something else.
United have signed a new 6 year deal with Umbro that could net them 80 million
over that period(from the star saturday). Edwards has said that this money will
go towards team building. Team news is that Pally and May kept Shearer quiet
on saturday, and with Bruce due to return for Sunday, May will probably drop
down to sub. Butt returns after his one game ban, while Gary Neville has one
more game to serve from a two game ban. Mark Fish is due to arrive in Manchester
this week to talk terms with the club. If he likes what he is offered he will 
sign.

B@
32.6502Joke....CHEFS::RUTHERFORDIFind a happy place...!!Fri Feb 16 1996 14:2611
    Q: How many Man. Utd. fans does it take to change a light bulb?
    
    A: 540,002. That's one to change it, 40,000 to say they've been
       changing it for years, 500,000 to buy the replica kit and someone to
       compare the light bulb to George Best.
    
    
    
    HA HAH HA HAH HA.......Thump !!
    
    Ian.
32.6503That was Ian Wright,Wright,Wright!!!CHEFS::CROSSAFri Feb 16 1996 17:423
    Dear oh dear Ian...one too many sherberts at lunchtime? Again?!?!
    
    			Stretch.
32.6504ARNIES::SMITHP1I am, you are, we are, CRAZY !Fri Feb 16 1996 17:473
	Re. .6502, beaten by .4564

32.6505Or is that an indication of sadness?CHEFS::CROSSAFri Feb 16 1996 17:521
    What a memory!
32.6506CHEFS::STRATFORDSGroovy, Laidback and NastyFri Feb 16 1996 17:554
    I do actually believe that Ian's "joke" is more truthful as it mentions
    a comparison to George Best...
    
    Stuart
32.6507Wonderwall - the "K-Stand" versionCHEFS::EDWARDSDFri Feb 16 1996 19:2030
Uwe threw his boots away
When the scousers knocked the blues for six.
What's more, he didn't even score
And returned to find his car on bricks.

None of the board has any money
For players to stop the blues from going down.

Each week the manager will squeek
That the crisis will be sorted out.
It's not fair, the trophy room is bare
While United's room is hammered out.

None of the board has any money
For players to stop the blues from going down.

And all the fans that watch the match are whining
'Cos City never make a decent signing.

There are many teams that they
Would like to score against.
But they don't know how...

He's complainin'!
The underpants he wears will strain him.
Under Alan Ball
They're gonna win f**k all.

    
32.6508IRNBRU::HOWARDLovely Day for a GuinnessMon Feb 19 1996 11:577
    Right, I'll be the first to say it..ManU were dead lucky yesterday. The
    ref obviously had a bet on 2-1 for the Utd. That's the softest penalty
    I've ever seen!...
    
    Also, I wonder if Roy Keane is off Niall Quinn's christmas card list....
    
    Ray....
32.6509lucky UtdCHEFS::JAMESPMon Feb 19 1996 12:446
    
    I could'nt believe the penalty what a sh*te decision or
    indeed how that nice Mr Keane managed to stay on the pitch.
    
    Pj
      
32.6510"You're my Alan Ball"MILE::JENKINSMon Feb 19 1996 15:449
    
    re .6507
    
    Dave,
    
    Did you know that Liam is a Man City fan? 
    
    Richard.
    
32.6511CHEFS::KIRKPATRICKJYou ain't seen me, roight?Mon Feb 19 1996 17:0817
    
    Ridiculous, how anybody could possible dispute that decision is beyond
    me. After all, Frontzeck came within two yards of Eric and, if I'm not
    mistaken, actually breathed on him!! Of course, when Alan Hansen talked
    about "disgraceful", he was referring to the appalling thuggery that poor
    Eric has to put up with; how dare any player think that they can just
    walk up to him etc etc etc....
    
    Any suggestions that the ref was a bit of a "homer" are, of course,
    utterly without foundation. Home tie in the next round
    chaps....somebody up there likes you....or is it someone in the FA?
    
    Yours,
    
    An Atheist.
    
    
32.6512CHEFS::KIRKPATRICKJYou ain't seen me, roight?Tue Feb 20 1996 11:4313
    
    ..and another thing, how the Friar Tuck did David Pleat make Steve
    Bruce the MOTM??!!?? Apart from the first twenty minutes, United were
    attacking - surely, therefore, it should have been either a United
    midfielder/striker or a City defender (since there weren't that many
    clear cut chances).
    
    Perhaps Stevie Bruce did a lot of running off the ball...
    
    
    Jeff
    
    
32.6513IRNBRU::HOWARDLovely Day for a GuinnessTue Feb 20 1996 12:1112
>>>    ..and another thing, how the Friar Tuck did David Pleat make Steve
>>>     Bruce the MOTM??!!?? 
    
    I think the ref had a bet on that a well!...
    
    Ray....
    
    ps....it was scandalous to hear those morons chanting during the
    minute's silence for Bob Paisley. Sad, pathetic, dickless
    troglodytes....I didn't see many other matches at the weekend but I
    heard that the minute's silence was observed in most other places. Is
    this just a Manchester thing?...
32.6514CHEFS::PANESPublic footprint size 8Tue Feb 20 1996 12:1718
       <<< Note 32.6513 by IRNBRU::HOWARD "Lovely Day for a Guinness" >>>

>>>    ..and another thing, how the Friar Tuck did David Pleat make Steve
>>>     Bruce the MOTM??!!?? 
    
>    Ray....
    
>    ps....it was scandalous to hear those morons chanting during the
>    minute's silence for Bob Paisley. Sad, pathetic, dickless
>    troglodytes....I didn't see many other matches at the weekend but I
>    heard that the minute's silence was observed in most other places. Is
>    this just a Manchester thing?...

     Maximum respect at the San Selhurst on Saturday. I suspect that the 
     people you are referring to, were also at last years FA semi-final
     replay.

     Stuart
32.6515From what I can gather it was the City fans giving it Munich chants!CHEFS::CROSSATue Feb 20 1996 13:0410
    Stuart,
    > Is this just a Manchester thing?.. - Sadly no! I have witnessed this
    at a few Endsleigh grounds, and not just the obvious ones either. Last
    time this occured was at Elm Park when some Gillingham fans showed a
    lack of respect. Glad to say the bulk of them turned on their own
    people, and others apologised in the pub afterwards. It is only a
    mindless minority and fortunately they seem to be as despised by their
    own as they are by the opposition.
    
    			Stretch. 
32.6516CHEFS::EDWARDSDTue Feb 20 1996 14:1519
>    ps....it was scandalous to hear those morons chanting during the
>    minute's silence for Bob Paisley. Sad, pathetic, dickless
>    troglodytes....I didn't see many other matches at the weekend but I
>    heard that the minute's silence was observed in most other places. Is
>    this just a Manchester thing?...
    
    
    Ray,
    
    I was at the game and I can assure you that the noise was coming from
    the City "fans".  Chants of "Munich scum" were clearly audible from my
    position at the opposite end of the ground.  I think you'll also find
    that when City played at Anfield just after Busby died, City fans were
    again responsible for breaking the minute's silence.  Understandably,
    I'm not all that unhappy about that dodgy penalty decision which I
    believe was awarded "the German looked at Eric in a funny way".  Seems fair
    enough to me !
    
    Dave
32.6517IRNBRU::HOWARDLovely Day for a GuinnessTue Feb 20 1996 14:254
    Dave, fair point, I wasn't trying to get at ManU or anything so
    petty....
    
    Ray....
32.651820 Years and Won F*** All, City, CityESSB::BLONGPREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS 1993 &amp; 1994Tue Feb 20 1996 21:0223
I was also at the game and all the noise was from the City supporters during
the minutes silence. It's not suprising as they don't have anything else to make
noise about. Even if we did not get that "definate" (-: penalty, I don't think
city would have won this game. It was all one way traffic after the first 20 
minutes, and there was only going to be one result once the second half started.
It put the icing on the cake to see Hansen nearly getting sick at half time
because of the penalty award.
Keano for me had another super 90 minutes, he was wound up from the start, and
while the city players niggled at him all through the second half, he kept his
head to put in another great display. Butt was excellent beside him, and must
be one of the best tacklers around today. Mr Venables should have a good look at
him. Eric was quiet, by Eric's standard, but isn't he the best penalty taker 
that ever lived. It's Swindon or Southampton at O.T in the next round. Looks
good for United on paper, but Southampton won at O.T. on their last cup visit,
so you can't take anything for granted.
Everton are the visitors tomorrow and the return of the greedy B******
Kanchelskis. Neville will be back after his ban, and will probably return at
right-back with his brother Phillip dropping out. He has looked excellent while 
playing at centre half while Bruce and Pally were out. Bolton are next on Sunday
live on Sky at 5.00pm. Then it's Newcastle on Monday week at 8.00pm live on Sky.
It will have to be nine points out of nine to keep the Championship alive.

B@
32.65197 wins on the TrotESSB::BLONGPREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS 1993 &amp; 1994Thu Feb 22 1996 11:564
United beat Everton 2-0 last night with goals from Keano and Giggsy.
Newcastle lost 2-0 at West Ham, so it's 6 points adrift with a game more played.

B@
32.6520Moan moan moanCHEFS::EDWARDSDFri Feb 23 1996 13:3612
    Once again, those nice men at SKY have examined the FA Cup
    quarter-finals, determined which game would involve the most travelling
    for the away (and some home) fans, and have kindly switched it to
    Monday night.  According to the Utd ticket office, the game vs Soton or
    Swindon will be played on Monday March 11th.
    
    Where is the f**kin' logic in this ?  
    
    I know that the (possible) Sheep vs Red SH*te game is on the Beeb.  But
    what about the Forest/Spurs vs Villa game ?  Surely that's the game of
    the round, and should Forest get through there is a relatively short
    journey for the away fans.  Thank very bleedin' much Mr soddin Murdoch. 
32.6521Northern Speak !!!CHEFS::RUTHERFORDIFind a happy place...!!Fri Feb 23 1996 14:284
    Is that 'double o', Dave ??
    
    
    Ian.
32.6522Not a Monday, please!CHEFS::BUSSONGFri Feb 23 1996 14:347
    It looks like if my boys get past Scumhampton, then I'll have to take
    the day off to go to the game. Typical! It means that Swindon may have
    problems selling their allocation. If it had been on the Saturday or
    even on the Sunday, I would bet we could have sold 5000 tickets quite
    easily.
    
    Graham
32.6523An objective review?CHEFS::CROSSAMon Feb 26 1996 16:073
    SIX bloody nil! Could not have happened to a nicer team! (Reading bias)
    Very good game. Perhaps the result seems a little unfair. But it was
    Bolton so....Ha Ha Ha Bloody Ha. 
32.6524From IRNCHEFS::STRATFORDSGroovy, Laidback &amp; NastyMon Feb 26 1996 19:554
    Man U will play in a pre-season tournament at Nottingham Forest, along
    with Chelsea and Ajax. 
    
    Stuart
32.6525Newcastle 1 United 2ESSB::BLONGPREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS 1993 &amp; 1994Thu Feb 29 1996 16:0913
United will play Southampton who beat Swindon 2-0 last night, in the next 
round of the FA Cup. This game will take place on Monday the 11th of March 
and will be shown live by Sky. You can't be certain of what will happen in the
Cup, but with a home draw in the 6th round you have to be hopeful.
Next monday see us at St James Park for the game against Newcastle. This should
be a cracker of a game, and if United could come away with 3 points it would 
blow the league wide open. I'll be happy with a point. After the 6-0 win at
Bolton, United are now the top scorers in the Premier division. While we don't
have our main striker banging them in, the whole team is scoring. The two
Neville's are the only players from the first 13 that have not scored.
Keep it up Lads.

B@
32.6526There's only One NewnitedZUR01::ASHGrahame Ash @RLEThu Feb 29 1996 16:199
>   <<< Note 32.6525 by ESSB::BLONG "PREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS 1993 & 1994" >>>
>                           -< Newcastle 1 (Man)United 2 >-
                                         ^             ^
Still a little early to be predicting the positions at the end of the season 
though, Brian! 

btw, I think we'l be happier with a point than you will.

grahame
32.6527RDGENG::MORRELLMee Mee Mee Mee.....Tue Mar 05 1996 11:557
    No Mr. Edwards yet....
    
    He must be still out celebrating.....
    
    Cheers,
    
    	Rick
32.6528What a stunning game! Wait til Thursday for the full on gloatCHEFS::CROSSATue Mar 05 1996 13:1923
    Just for you Rick	
    
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32.6529I said Utd would win !!CHEFS::RUTHERFORDII've seen the Lemon !!Tue Mar 05 1996 13:303
    Stretch,
    
    	You SAD, SAD man !!!
32.6530I'm SAD, and I know I am! I'm SAD, and I know I am!CHEFS::CROSSATue Mar 05 1996 13:594
    Ian,
    >>  -< I said Utd would win !! > - Not in here you didn't!!!
    
    			Stretch.
32.6531CHEFS::RUTHERFORDII've seen the Lemon !!Tue Mar 05 1996 14:016
    Stretch,
    
    	Yes I did !! I just didn't specify which one !!!
    
    
    Ian.
32.6532The King Strikes for 3 PointsESSB::BLONGPREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS 1993 &amp; 1994Wed Mar 06 1996 21:0612
3 points snatched, but at the end of the day a super result that puts us back
in the running again. It's now nine wins on the bounce in all competitions and
7 clean sheet's in our last 10 games.
Schmeichel, Bruce, and Keano were superb, and the King scored from his one
chance in the game. Cole did well on his return to St James and had a hand in
the goal to cap it off. Southampton next monday in the cup followed by a 
difficult away game at QPR. The Leeds game at O.T. has I believe, been fixed for
Wednesday 17th April.

Roll on for another dramatic finish.

B@
32.6533I still go Red (for the wrong reasons) thinking about this!!!CHEFS::CROSSAAlias Fabio Mon Mar 11 1996 15:5031
    Well, after watching Reading v Wolves on Saturday we were sat in the
    HUGE queue out of Wolverhampton. The "we" in question being
    myself (passenger seat) Mr Kirkpatrick (drivers seat) Mr K's dad (sat
    behind me) Mr K's girlfriend, Michelle (middle of backseat) Mr K's
    Brother (sat behind driver). Excuse the locations but some visual      
    references are in order here.  
    Just as we were passing the front of Molyneux a crowd of autograph
    hunters could be seen. As we passed the Reading team coach a ruddy
    faced figure could be made out amongst the pack of programme waving
    kids. The face in question being one Alex Ferguson! Obviously in the
    ground to watch his offspring. Smart! Jeff says "Are you going to say  
    anything to him?". "Too bloody right" I say, winding the window down.
    By now Alex is about four foot away from the car on my side. Not
    wishing to sound like a complete toady, arse licker, I choose my words
    carefully for this moment of glory......" Alex, Keep the pressure on the
    Geordies!!!" I bellow, thumbs aloft. Alex looks over, smiles and waves.
    I feel great. In that nanosecond of glory all is great in the world as
    far as I am concerned. Sadly the moment is shattered by Michelle, who I
    had forgotten is a Red Sh*te supporter, bellowing across me...
    "Fergusson. You are a W*NKER!!!!" at top volume. HORROR OF HORRORS!!! 
    I want the ground to swallow me up. The moment has not so much passed
    as been chewed up, spat out, trodden into the ground and urinated on!!! 
    The shame as laughter rings in my ears is too much! I think even
    Michelle was shocked by her outburst, although you would have trouble
    telling as she rolled around roaring heartily! 
    Although I felt smaller than a gnats gonads at that point in my life it
    will still go down in my memory as a TOP footballing comedy moment.
    Should be a "Phoenix from the flames" on Fantasy football IMHO. 
    
    
    			Stretch.
32.6534CHEFS::STRATFORDSGroovy, Laidback &amp; NastyMon Mar 11 1996 15:557
    Aah, but you forgot the bit where Ferguson replied,
    
    	
    
    "Fabio!!!!"
    
    Stuart
32.6535Well maybe a little bit.CHEFS::CROSSAAlias Fabio Mon Mar 11 1996 15:593
    It could not have made the moment any worse!
    
    			Stretchio.
32.6536Many a true word..CHEFS::KIRKPATRICKJYou ain't seen me, roight?Tue Mar 12 1996 11:1611
    
    
    Another FA cup tie, another ludicrous refereeing decision sees the
    Mancs through to the semi-finals.
    
    Still, they do say you need a bit of luck to win the cup but, then
    again, who needs luck when you've got the officials in your back
    pocket....
          
    
    Jeff
32.6537So much for it balancing out !RDGENG::IOSG::CHEWTERJMy, aren't Bert's eyes bigTue Mar 12 1996 11:483
    
    What a 'kin joke, I'm loosing count of the number of matches involving
    the mancs where they've been playing with 12 men on the pitch.
32.6538CHEFS::EDWARDSDTue Mar 12 1996 12:2520
32.6539Almost embarrassed to go through on that match! CHEFS::CROSSAAlias Fabio Tue Mar 12 1996 13:2826
    Dave,
    
       >> For Utd, Cole was poor, although we should have been given a penalty
       >> when he was decked by Hall (?).  His finishing was abysmal and the
       >> natives were getting a tad restless - especially when there's a kid
       >> on the bench who seems to score goals for fun.
    
         Careful Dave! You are straying into my "Bring SHOALS on instead of
    Cole" area!
    
    	Yes the ref was shite. Yes that was a definate goal. Yes we should
    have had a pen. Yes a replay would have been a fair result. Yes 2-0 is
    an unfair margin. etc etc
    
    	Much as I hate that ginger twat Chris Evans I feel that a joke he
    came out with seems more than appropriate this morning:-
    
    Q: Why does Cantona have his collar turned up?
    
    A: To cover the marks from carrying Cole all season!
    
    I believe Eric has now scored as many goals as Mr (Goal King) Coal, and
    1,  perhaps 2, less than Scholes.
    
    
    			Stretch.
32.6540CHEFS::EDWARDSDTue Mar 12 1996 13:282
    Utd's game vs Arsenal, originally scheduled for March 30th, will now be
    played on Wednesday March 20th.
32.6541private message type thingCHEFS::COOPERT1A Deity in DreadlocksTue Mar 12 1996 14:444
    No pool match tonight John.
    
    
    CHARLEY
32.6542You need a beer !RDGENG::IOSG::CHEWTERJHey Bert, got a light ?Tue Mar 12 1996 18:273
    
    Tonite==Darts,  D'ya mean morrow ?? if so expected that, shoes, cup in a
    week, nags in 2.                                                 
32.6543CHEFS::COOPERT1A Deity in DreadlocksTue Mar 12 1996 18:414
    .....er....yes.
    
    
    CHARLEY
32.6544Will it Go to the Wire????ESSB::BLONGPREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS 1993 &amp; 1994Tue Mar 19 1996 21:1612
Not the best of results on Saturday with a 1-1 draw at QPR. United started
without Sharpe, Butt, and Phil Neville, but stiil should have had the game
sewn up at half time. Sommer made three one on one saves from Beckham, Irwin, 
and McClair. Cole was just wide with another effort after great work by
Giggs. Newcastle won last night and are now 3 points clear with a game in hand.
United play Arsenal tomorrow night and Spurs on Sunday, both at O.T. 
Nothing less then 6 points are needed from these games to get us back on track.
Newcastle's next two games are away to Arsenal and Liverpool. Two defeats or 
two draw's and it's wide open again, depending that United and Liverpool keep
winning. Time will tell.

B@ 
32.6545CHEFS::STRATFORDSGroovy, Laidback &amp; NastyWed Mar 20 1996 15:452
    Both Philip and Gary Neville are included in the England squad for next
    weeks game v Bulgaria, along with Robbie Fowler
32.6546Fowler? Here? NO!COMICS::HAWLEYI668 - the neighbour of the beast!Wed Mar 20 1996 16:0012
Stuart,

>    Both Philip and Gary Neville are included in the England squad for next
>    weeks game v Bulgaria, along with Robbie Fowler

please do not mention the godlet himself in this note. They are unworthy!


Thanks,

Ian.
32.6547champions 1995/96???????VYGER::TOOHERJThu Mar 21 1996 03:466
    A great result last night with a brilliant strike from le god. I think
    if UTD win the rest of their league games the title will be back in mecca
    along with the FA cup.
    
    Congrats to the Neville boys on their call up to the England squad, I
    see Paul Ince is recalled, not before time. 
32.6548Bit busy at the moment.CHEFS::CROSSAAlias Fabio Thu Mar 21 1996 13:261
    What a goal!
32.6549That many came out for a game against The ArseCHEFS::CROSSAAlias Fabio Thu Mar 21 1996 13:353
    Attendence - 50,028 !!!! 
    	
    			Stretch.
32.6550RDGENG::MORRELLI'm just OUTATIME..... Thu Mar 21 1996 15:588
    >Attendence - 50,028 !!!!
    
    	That figure will soon go down when you have their matches on Pay-Per-View
    TV.
    
    Cheers,
    
    	Rick. 
32.6551About bloody time!CHEFS::CROSSAAlias Fabio Thu Mar 21 1996 16:131
    Touche!
32.6552CHEFS::STRATFORDSGroovy, Laidback &amp; NastyThu Mar 21 1996 16:367
    Rick, 
    
    You wouldn't by any chance be claiming that MUFC Fans will turn into
    armchair supporters. Tsk, tsk. You know that they are the best in the
    world.
    
    Stuart
32.6553RDGENG::MORRELLI'm just OUTATIME..... Thu Mar 21 1996 16:4113
    >You wouldn't by any chance be claiming that MUFC Fans will turn into
    >armchair supporters.
    
    No.. How could I.... I'm sure they wouldn't do that....
    
    
    I'm sure that Dave will soon be the only one who makes the trip to
    TTOD.....
    
        Cheers,
    
            Rick.
    
32.6554I hope nobody gets murdered this yearCHEFS::PANESToo handsome to be homelessThu Mar 21 1996 17:025
So, its a Chelsea - Manchester United semi at Villa Park.
Wouldn't it be sweet irony if Mark Hughes won a dodgy penalty
in the 7th minute of injury time.

Stuart
32.6555CHEFS::COOPERT1Five Nations ChampionsThu Mar 21 1996 17:074
    Yeah, that would do the job vvvvveeeeeerrrrrrrry nicely.
    
    
    CHARLEY
32.6556CHEFS::ast031.bso.dec.com::John FosterBLC #34Thu Mar 21 1996 17:086
re.-1
That's fine if we're two goals up

best regards
John (Chair of the Tony Nash depreciation society)

32.6557UNITED-Top of the LeagueESSB::BLONGPREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS 1993 &amp; 1994Tue Mar 26 1996 21:1925
United beat Spurs 1-0 on Sunday to go three points clear after Newcastle's
defeat at Arsenal on Saturday. Need I say it but the King scored again for the
5th game running to secure the 3 points for us again. I have yet to see the 
game on Sky, but yesterday's papers were saying that there should have been a 
corner to Spurs just before the goal. I was at the other of the ground, and 
could not tell. Still 6 points off 2 difficult home games and it's all to play
for now. If we win all our remaining 6 games I believe we will be champions,
but that's easier said then done. Our programme reads,

APR 6th  Man City (A)
APR 8th  Coventry (H)
APR 13th Southampton (A)
APR 17th Leeds (H)
APR 28th Notts Forest (H)
May 5th  Middlesborough (A)

16 points would see us through. I know it's asking for a lot, but they have done
it before.

A break from the league this weekend see us play Chelsea at Villa Park in the
Semi-Final of the FA Cup. This should be a cracker of a game with two good
footballing sides against each other(as is the other semi).
It will be close, and Sparkey could come back to haunt us.

B@
32.6558a chance to swap favoursCHEFS::PANESLife is a displacement activityWed Mar 27 1996 13:196
Can somebody confirm or deny a story I half-heard on the radio this 
morning.. to wit.. the Holte end is being split up for the semi and
will be shared by both sets of supporters......sounds a bit strange
to me.

Stuart
32.6559CHEFS::EDWARDSDWed Mar 27 1996 13:5620
    Stuart, 
    
    It is indeed true.  In their infinite wisdom. the F.A have decreed that
    Utd should have 3,000 tickets in the *lower* section of the Holte end.
    Apparently there will be some segregation in the lower section, but I
    doubt if that will provide overhead protection.
    
    I think that their thinking behind this is that most Chelsea fans will
    be travelling from the South, and therefore the Holte End is the
    logical choice for them.  Most Utd fans will be travelling from the
    North ( cue Stuart and cheap jibe about Utd fans not from Manchester !)
    and therefore the other end is more suitable for them.  Both clubs are
    also getting a side each.  However, when they did the sums, it would
    appear that Chelsea were to receive a greater allocation than Utd, so
    they have evened things up a tad by "splitting" the Holte End.  
    
    However this shouldn't be a problem.  Knowing how much mutual respect there
    is between the two sets of fans, I'm confident the day will pass
    without incident.                         
    
32.6560CHEFS::PANESLife is a displacement activityWed Mar 27 1996 14:0413
                     <<< Note 32.6559 by CHEFS::EDWARDSD >>>

    Dave,    
        
>    However this shouldn't be a problem.  Knowing how much mutual respect there
>    is between the two sets of fans, I'm confident the day will pass
>    without incident.                         


    Presumably you missed out a ";-)".

    Stuart     

32.6561CHEFS::EDWARDSDWed Mar 27 1996 14:276
>   Presumably you missed out a ";-)".

    Yup !     

    
32.6562CHEFS::EDWARDSDThu Mar 28 1996 17:40157
    
    
    
    Stretch,
    
    I filled in your name at the top - perhaps you can find the time to
    complete the rest ......
    
************************************************************************
***      OFFICIAL MANCHESTER UNITED PLC SUPPORTERS QUESTIONNAIRE     ***
***  WE WANT TO ENSURE THAT ALL OF OUR FANS GET SERVICED BY THE CLUB ***
************************************************************************

SECTION ONE - ABOUT YOU

Name :   STRETCH
    
United Membership Number :  __________________
This number can be found on back of Official United Megastore Club card,
probably blu-tacked to your headboard, underneath pictures of Lee Sharpe
and Pamela Anderson.  You don't have a girlfriend do you?  Thought so.

Cost of membership?  L_____
How much are you prepared to pay next season?  L_____
Even if it doesn't guarantee you any tickets for any of the games?  ___
Sorry, I forgot.  You get free admission to United reserves games.  In Bury.
And a badge.  Bargain.

Your Preferred United Kickoff Time:   Sunday 4pm / Monday 8pm

Your home town:  London / Basildon / St Ives / Manchester (like really)

Your big match seat:  Sofa / Armchair / In bed (with Giggsy bedspread)

Your view:  Biased / Blocked (picture of Eric) / Blocked (beer belly)

Have you ever considered going to Old Trafford?  ___

Where were YOU when United were shit?
TICK all of the teams that you've supported over the past five years:
Blackburn Rovers ___  Leeds United ___  Arsenal ___
TICK all of the teams you'll be supporting next year?
Newcastle United  ___  Glasgow Rangers  ___

Number of your mates who now support United?  ____________________
Number of mancunians (if any):                _
Number claiming to be lifelong United fans?   ____________________


SECTION TWO - UNITED FACTS AND FIGURES 1995/96 SEASON

Number of punches thrown by Cole, Keane and Butt?   _____

Number of times Cole, Keane and Butt told ref to F*CK OFF?  _____

Define, in your own words, the meaning of the phrase "role model".

Number of yellow cards United got?  _____

Number of red cards United got?  _____

Number of disciplinary points accumulated this year?  _____

Take time to express your true feelings of pride at these statistics.
In fact why not set up your own internet page just to broadcast the fact.
And while you're about it. let's hear why Eric shouldn't have been kicked
out of football again...


SECTION THREE - THE FOOTBALLING ESTABLISHMENT

1. Number of decisions that go Uniteds' way when they're losing?  ___

2. Number of incorrect and blatantly biased decisions?  ___

Does Total 2 minus Total 1 equal zero?  It does?  Thought so.
Now define the word "cheat".  Extra marks for using the word "bribery".

Tick HERE ____ for your very own personalised copy of the
               Official Salford Refereeing Alliance Handbook
SAMPLE:
If United are losing, how many minutes does "injury time" last?
CIRCLE   1   2   3   7   25   120   9538

Just why do BSkyB TV host, update and sponsor the United WWW page?
Just why do the BBC hold shares in Manchester United PLC?
Just explain the concept of fair and unbiased football coverage.  Go on.


SECTION FOUR - UNITED IN THE FUTURE

PLAYER OF THE SEASON

Eric Cantona ___  (does your mum starch your collar before you go out to
                   play in the local park?  Do people laugh?  Thought so.)
Nicky Butt   ___  (even if he's been suspended for half the season)
The Referees ___  (get United more goals than Cole and at half the price)
Bryan Robson ___  (as you probably don't know that name of anyone else who
                   plays for United)

THE TRANSFER MARKET

Name the next player rumoured to be "on his way to Old Trafford"
(speculate as much as you like, Ferguson won't be buying anyone).

Name the next youth player you'd like to see approached by United.  What
underhand, illegal tactics and incentives should be employed this time?

Now, amaze all your friends by turning Sheep Shit into King in just ONE
season with "The Cross Pennines Transfer Request" kit.  Truly astounding!
Available at your local United Megastore and endorsed by Howard Wilkinson.


UNITED COLOURS OF MANCHESTER

What colour would you like next seasons kits to be???
Home kit:
Away kit:
Second Away kit:
Sunday Afternoon kit:
Monday Evening Exclusively Sponsored by Ford and Sky WWW page kit:
Midweek Print-your-own-Money European Super League kit:

Do you intend buying them all?  You do?  Thought so.


SECTION FIVE - THE QUIZ ON MANCHESTERs FAVOURITE SON - ANDY COLE

1. How much did Andy cost? L__,___,___,___,___,___,___,___,___.00p

2. How much?  You must be joking???

3. Number of shots Andy had during the season???  ___

4. Number of Andy's shots that hit the bar?  ___

5. Number of Andy's shots that hit the post?  ___

6. Number of Andy's shots that hit the corner flag?  ___

7. Number of Andy's shots that hit the keeper?  ___

8. Number of Andy's shots that hit the roof (of the stadium)?  ___

9. Number of Andy's shots that hit the bar (of the nearest pub)?  ___

Now add up the totals for questions 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 and 9.
They should add up to the total for question 3.  They do?  Thought so.

Which ONE of the following DID Andy Cole manage to hit this season?
Back of the Net ___ Decent Cross ___ Barn Door ___ Opponent ___

BSkyB's best excuse for Andy Cole missing an open goal this year???

Re-arrange the following words to form a popular mancunian expression
"Andy Cole a is crock of shit".
32.6563Martins lovechild? eh? EH!?!?CHEFS::CROSSAWhat a splendid weekend!Thu Mar 28 1996 17:596
    Dave,
    Excellent. It is filled out and winging it's way to your Dad @ Old
    Trafford. One Mr M.Edwards. Spooky eh?
    
    
    			Spooky.
32.6564ToutsFORTY2::JONESNeilFri Mar 29 1996 12:4612
    
    Any comments on the Channel 4 Ticket Touts programme?
    
    Old Trafford was their target for an undercover investigation to see
    how the touts operated. This was an obvious target as everybody knows
    that the demand far outstrips the supply for tickets.
    
    Tickets with a face value of 11-14 pounds were selling for upto 180
    pounds. Whereas touting is not a new problem, it was certainly
    interesting TV.
    
    Neil
32.6565CHEFS::EDWARDSDFri Mar 29 1996 13:028
    I haven't seen the programme yet, however I get the impression that it
    concentrates on the touts and not the source of the tickets.  If this
    is true, then it's a missed opportunity.  I think the vast majority of
    "illegal" tickets would be traced back to the more senior directors of
    Man Utd FC PLC (arise Sir Bobby), and it would have been excellent to 
    have seen them all under the cosh on national TV.   
    
    
32.6566CHEFS::PANESLife is a displacement activityFri Mar 29 1996 13:083
MUFC declined the opportunity to appear in the programme.

Stuart
32.6567Good prog basically!CHEFS::CROSSAWhat a splendid weekend!Fri Mar 29 1996 13:5017
    Excellent prog. Watkins + Co declining to comment.  The Police
    said that if the allocation system was computerised there would be no
    tout market. It seems to be accepted by the clubs as some sort of
    historical feature that they can ignore. (I mean all clubs here)
    How the hell did he get Euro '96 tix that were not even on sale? The
    look on that policemans face when he heard Pete the Greek, on video,   
    calmly say "I've been given a block of 44 tickets" for one of the Euro games
    
    
    			Ramble...........ramble.......ramble.........
    
    		
    
    			Stretch.
    
    
    			
32.6568CHEFS::PANESLife is a displacement activityMon Apr 01 1996 13:026
Following the recent health scare about BSE/CJD, Manchester United Football
Club have ordered the playing staff not to eat beef. I fear that this
is too little too late for messrs Keane, Ferguson and Cantona.


A Doctor
32.6569It was no more than Utd desereved! (private joke)CHEFS::CROSSAWhat a splendid weekend!Mon Apr 01 1996 13:554
    Is that the best a Palace fan can come up with this fine Monday morning????
    
    
    			Stretch.
32.6570CHEFS::PANESLife is a displacement activityMon Apr 01 1996 14:2111
        <<< Note 32.6569 by CHEFS::CROSSA "What a splendid weekend!" >>>
             -< It was no more than Utd desereved! (private joke) >-

>    Is that the best a Palace fan can come up with this fine Monday morning????
    
     Probably.. I would just like to add a comment about TGFCITW not
     selling all their allocation for the semi. Don't tell me 
     Peter the Greek had a fire at his kebab stall.

     Stuart

32.6571Huge gaps at OT as well!CHEFS::CROSSAWhat a splendid weekend!Mon Apr 01 1996 14:473
32.6572A Quick Money LessonCHEFS::STRATFORDSGroovy, Laidback &amp; NastyMon Apr 01 1996 15:199
32.6573There's lovely for you, isn't itCHEFS::PANESLife is a displacement activityMon Apr 01 1996 15:2612
      <<< Note 32.6572 by CHEFS::STRATFORDS "Groovy, Laidback & Nasty" >>>
                           -< A Quick Money Lesson >-

>    Tafio,
    
     ^^^^^^

      Is this an oblique reference to him being a closet Inter Cardiff 
      fan?


      Stuart
32.6574CHEFS::STRATFORDSGroovy, Laidback &amp; NastyMon Apr 01 1996 15:328
    re .6573
    
    Panesy,
    
    Nearly but not quite. It is more a reference to the fact that he's a
    Welsh Git. Oops and I said I wouldn't tell. 
    
    Stuart
32.6575Utd to sign A DonisCHEFS::EDWARDSDTue Apr 02 1996 18:0012
    Well, it seems that after months of speculation linking Utd with
    players of the calibre of Baggio, Stoichkov, Overmars, Kluivert etc, it
    looks like Utd are finally ready to pounce.  Reports on IRN are
    strongly suggesting that Utd will swoop in the summer for that
    outstanding talent ..
    
    George Donis !!!!!!!!
    
    
    Who he, I hear you cry ?  Well, it seems that he plays on the right
    wing for Panathinaikos (?sp), but more importantly, has a christian
    name that most Mancunians can relate to.  
32.6576CHEFS::STRATFORDSGroovy, Laidback &amp; NastyTue Apr 02 1996 18:071
    Another source of tickets for Pete The Greek then.
32.6577You cross them over and he nods them in!CHEFS::CROSSATree, Tree, Tree Hugger!Tue Apr 02 1996 18:191
    Ba-boom!
32.6578D'ya get points for an assist in this conf.CHEFS::EDWARDSDTue Apr 02 1996 18:271
    Oooh, my aching sides !
32.6579Down to the WireESSB::BLONGPREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS 1993 &amp; 1994Thu Apr 04 1996 17:2713
After last night's result, United stay 3 points clear of Newcastle, who have 
played 1 game less, and are now 5 points clear of Liverpool, with the same 
number of games played. An interesting weekend of football lies ahead.
United have a Derby game against City at Maine Road on Saturday, followed by
a home game against Coventry on Monday. If United are going to win the league,
6 points are need here. This will be very hard as both sides are fighting 
relegation. The next 2 games will have a big say in the Championship, and come
tuesday morning, 3 teams could be very tightly bunched for the run-in.
Denis Irwin is expected to return for the Derby on saturday. Bruce and Pally
are out of both games, and Keano will miss the Coventry game serving a one game
ban. Butt has received a 2 game ban and will miss the Leeds and Forest games.

B@
32.6580Looks like the Mancs this year I fear....AIMTEC::WICKS_AAtlanta's Most (In)famous WelshmanMon Apr 08 1996 23:1910
    well Brian will be over the moon as the Mancs did indeed pick up 6
    points over Easter beating Man City 3-2 on Saturday and Coventry 1-0
    today
    
    they remain 6 points clear of Newcastle (who beat QPR on Saturday) who
    have 2 games in hand one of which is being played as I type.
    
    regards
          
    Andrew.D.Wicks
32.6581champions 95/96VYGER::TOOHERJTue Apr 09 1996 02:205
    United still 6 points clear after Blackburn beat Newcastle 2-1 with 2
    late goals from Fenton, looks like the championship is coming back to 
    OT.
    
       jt
32.6582What a TurnaroundESSB::BLONGPREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS 1993 &amp; 1994Tue Apr 09 1996 21:3513
Excellent weekend with 6 points gathered, and both Liverpool and Newcastle 
slipping up. Yesterdays game was overshadowed by the horrific injury to David
Busst. The pictures in todays Star are horrific, and I hope the lad makes a full
recovery. United have now taken 31 points out of the last 33, which by anyone's
standard's is championship form. Southampton are our next opponents on saturday
and it's a chance to put us another 3 points clear, as Newcastle don't play
until Sunday. Southampton is not the happiest of hunting grounds for United, as
we seem to draw more then we win there, and they are fighting for their life.
But it's 3 points or bust at this stage of the season.
After 8 months of trailing, we are now in the driving seat and the destiny of 
the title is now in our own hands. Go for it lads.

B@
32.6583...Liverpool for the cup, or there is no justice in the world!...COMICS::HAWLEYI668 - the neighbour of the beast!Wed Apr 10 1996 14:267
The title belongs to the mancs. That is a forgone conclusion now, but what a
hollow victory? How many narrow 1-0 victories? How many times have cantona and
Schmeical saved the day? Lose either of those two and the team wouldnt make the
top 3. 

Ian.
32.6584Feeling bitchy today !CHEFS::EDWARDSDWed Apr 10 1996 14:5814
    re:-1
    
    >How many narrow 1-0 victories? How many times have cantona and
    >Schmeical saved the day? Lose either of those two and the team wouldnt
    >make the top 3.
    
    
    What's your point Ian ?  Were you bleating like this last year when
    Shearer won the league last year for Blackburn ?  I think not.  Sure,
    Utd have relied heavily on the performances of two world-class players
    to put them in this position, but so what ?  Perhaps if your beloved
    'Pool had some world-class players then you would be in a similar
    position !!!!!  
    
32.6585CHEFS::EDWARDSDWed Apr 10 1996 15:0254
    
    Taken from one of Utd's fanzines ........
    

Manchester United went three points clear at the top of the Premiership
following a 1-0 victory over Tottenham Hotspur during which United were
awarded twenty penalties and had thirty goals disallowed.

Gerry Francis, the Tottenham manager, slammed the refereeing decision
that cost his team a certain three points at Old Trafford.

"Quite clearly we should have had a corner but the ref gave a goal-kick,
and as everyone knows a goal-kick is as good as a goal," moaned Francis.

"The way Cantona ran nearly forty yards beating off three challenges
before slotting the ball into the bottom corner of the net was all down
to the referee."

"Worse still, the way United`s players played on to the whistle and got
on with the game was disgraceful, when Cantona got the ball we only had
seven players between him and our goal, I mean, the referee virtually
gave them a penalty when he gave them a goal-kick", fumed Francis, "Gary
Mabbut is an old man and requires a care assistant to get through a full
game, we expect the referee to hold Gary`s hand and guide him back to
his position not give goal-kicks in highly dangerus situations, he also
gave United two throw-ins` that were clearly ours and as everyone knows
a throw-in is as good as a goal."

Francis was supported by his striker, Chris Armstrong who claimed,
"early in the first half I stamped all over Gary Neville and the referee
took no action,we knew then that the ref was on United`s side, you never
get any decisions here, er, erm, is that right Gerry?"

The controversy is the latest in a catalogue of decisions that have been
taken by referees who are clearly being paid by United.

In the recent cup derby game against City, an appalling penalty decision
levelled the score and obviously put the game beyond City at 1-1, with
just fifty minutes left there was no time for City to get back in it.
The referee compounded his penalty cock-up by awarding United total
possesion and pressure during the second half.

A similar scandal occurred at QPR when the referee played a staggering
full FOUR minutes added time, yes, FOUR whole minutes during which the
referee flighted a perfect cross to the back post for the linesman to
steal and head home for a totally undeserved point for United.
A growing number of people are now pointing to such shocking decisions
as evidence of a much wider conspiracy involving United, referees, the
FA and illegal payments. In response, Alex Ferguson claimed that such
people, "should get out more and get a f****n life!"

Manchester United have NEVER won a game by their own efforts!
    
32.6586the haircuts have gone downhill tooCOMICS::HAWLEYI668 - the neighbour of the beast!Wed Apr 10 1996 15:0817
Thanks for biting Dave, Its ages since ive lit the touchpaper like this.
Its ages since ive had the time.

> Perhaps if your beloved 'Pool had some world-class players then you would be
> in a similar position !!!!!

December 16th: Liverpool 2 Manchester United 0. Amazing how easy world-class
players get whipped isnt it? :-)


No, seriously, any team that wins the title must deserve it. I just think that
by their OWN standards, the Man Utd team of this year has looked less dominant
and more vulnerable than in previous years...


Ian.
32.6587WSTENG::SYS_132894Wed Apr 10 1996 22:060
32.6588ban the thugs...VYGER::GAWWThu Apr 11 1996 13:104
    Roy Keane and Eric Cantona have no right to be involved in professional
    football for their behaviour in the recent past and should be banned
    until they learn some sportsmanship!
    
32.6589A Jersey Fit for a KingESSB::BLONGPREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS 1993 &amp; 1994Thu Apr 11 1996 13:246
It seems Umbro have made a boo-boo in their design of United new homs strip.
They have no collar for Eric to turn up. It has now gone back to the design
shop to be re-modeled so that the King can strut his stuff.

B@    

32.6590!CHEFS::CROSSACheck the oven!Thu Apr 11 1996 14:1410
    .6588
    
    And that comment comes from a fan of Scottish "football" ?!?!?!?!
    
    
    
    			Stretch.
    
    Mind you I agree with you about Roy Keane!!!
    
32.65913 Points PleaseESSB::BLONGPREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS 1993 &amp; 1994Fri Apr 12 1996 17:0911
United play Southampton at the Dell tomorrow, in what is a very important game
for both clubs. Southampton gave us a very tough game in the cup, and will
be out to do us on their own patch. People are saying it's all over but one 
loss for United and our advantage is gone. 3 points are vital tomorrow, as 
anything less will give Newcastle the chance to close the gap against Villa on
Sunday. It could be a very tight game with one goal deciding the issue.

Come on you Reds

B@    

32.6592A 93rd minute Utd penalty will do me !UTRTSC::LACEYFri Apr 12 1996 17:251
    
32.6593CHEFS::STRATFORDSGroovy, Laidback &amp; NastyFri Apr 12 1996 17:294
    >A 93rd minute Utd penalty will do me !
    
    So long as TGFTITW are several goals behind at that point will suit
    everyone else...
32.6594Louis Edwards ...biggest crook of them allCHEFS::PANESLife is a displacement activityFri Apr 12 1996 18:486
Whilst we are questioning the merits of MUFC winning the title, am I the
only person who wonders why Moancheaters keep getting fined derisory 
amounts for poaching young players from other clubs, while smaller
clubs like Swindon get demoted because of small financial irregularities?

Stuart
32.6595CHEFS::STRATFORDSGroovy, Laidback &amp; NastyFri Apr 12 1996 19:0812
    Stuart,
    
    No you are not the only one who wonders that. However, I suspect that
    it has absolutely nothing to do with the fact that the FA feel that
    making an example of Swindon would mean less bad publicity. After all,
    the demotion is hardly mentioned these days but if Moan United were
    demoted then it would be mentioned for the rest of eternity. 
    
    Stuart
    
    PS Money talks and Swindon don't have any but Man U...
     
32.6596O.T. LatestESSB::BLONGPREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS 1993 &amp; 1994Fri Apr 12 1996 19:2710
Pally is back in training, and hopes to Play against Forest on April 28th.
Keano is back tomorrow after his one game ban, and Butt starts a two game ban
after tomorrows game. United have also been linked with Davids of Ajax, but
he is more likely to go to Italy. A return for Gillespie has also been doing
the rounds in the tabloids. Phil Neville has a ankle injury that may require
surgery in the summer. He is expected to play a full part in the remainder of
the season.

B@   

32.6597CHEFS::STRATFORDSGroovy, Laidback &amp; NastyFri Apr 12 1996 19:315
    According to yesterdays teletext, Gillespie has announced his intention
    to remain at Newcastle and to win his place back. Looks like he'll be
    at OT for the start of next season then.
    
    Stuart
32.6598cynicCHEFS::JAMESPFri Apr 12 1996 19:593
    
    Re -1
    
32.6599Up on my high horse againCHEFS::BUSSONGFri Apr 12 1996 20:1825
    Re 6594/5
    
    As a Swindon fan talk of demotion is still painfull. It is especially
    painful to most Townies as both Chelsea and Tottenham have been found
    guilty of similar charges, Chelsea being fined and Tottenham beating
    almost all punishment by letting Alan Sugar loose on the FA. In the
    years since we have campaigned for loss of earnings on what was
    obviously an unjust and heavy penalty, firstly to the FA who said it
    was the Football League's responsibility and then the Football League
    who say it was the FA's responsibility hence we have not got anywhere.
    
    Swindon fans are rightly bitter to any "large" club who commit
    misdemeanors and get nothing more than a slapped wrist. If Tottenham or
    Chelsea had suffered what we have suffered then I would sympathise. The
    charges against Man Utd now run into a list so long that you could fill
    a phone book with the kids they have poached yet the FA slap them on
    the wrist and tell them not to do it again. A season in the Endsleigh
    league would not be disastrous for Man Utd after all they would walk it
    and be in the Premiership again the next year. It would also show all
    clubs in England that the FA has power and is not afraid to use it
    against clubs that can fight back not just the smaller ones.
    
    There, I'll get off my high horse now and resume a seated position.
    
    Graham
32.6600CHEFS::STRATFORDSGroovy, Laidback &amp; NastyFri Apr 12 1996 20:351
    Bloody hell, Graham. You don't bear a grudge do you?
32.6601Was Eric Poached???ESSB::BLONGPREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS 1993 &amp; 1994Fri Apr 12 1996 20:485
If poaching was taken into account, I believe half of the teams in the league
would be playing in a lower league. I believe Swindon's crime had something to
do with irregular payments to players. Different ball game.

B@
32.6602CHEFS::STRATFORDSGroovy, Laidback &amp; NastyFri Apr 12 1996 20:5211
    re -1
    
    Erm, the Swindon offence and the Utd offences are actually reasonably
    similar. Part of Swindon's "crime" was to have offered illegal
    inducements for players to sign for them. Rather coincidentally,
    Manchester United were fined for offering illegal inducements for
    players to sign for them. The difference? Swindons were professional
    players under contract. Manchester United approached schoolboys who
    were under contract.
    
    Stuart
32.6603Bitter? Why would I be Bitter?CHEFS::BUSSONGFri Apr 12 1996 20:596
    Then again perhaps having all of England's young finest on their books
    is punishment enough for Man Utd. How long will it be before this
    backfires on them and one of them tests positive for Coke or something
    similar. "Fame" and money do not rest well on young shoulders!! 
    
    Graham
32.6604How Much was Eric paid to move???ESSB::BLONGPREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS 1993 &amp; 1994Fri Apr 12 1996 21:0210
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>>    Manchester United were fined for offering illegal inducements for
>>    players to sign for them. The difference? Swindons were professional
>>    players under contract. Manchester United approached schoolboys who
>>    were under contract.
  
Nothing to do with illegal inducements were cited in either case against United.

B@
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>>    Manchester United were fined for offering illegal inducements for
>>    players to sign for them. The difference? Swindons were professional
>>    players under contract. Manchester United approached schoolboys who
>>    were under contract.
  
    >Nothing to do with illegal inducements were cited in either case against 
    >United.

    At a rough guess, probably because the inducements would have been paid
    to the parents in whateveer way, shape or form. Only someone who is
    either extremely naive or a fool would believe that the childrens
    parents chose the club above others purely on footballing terms alone.
    
    Stuart
    
32.6606well, it made me laugh anyway...COMICS::HAWLEYI668 - the neighbour of the beast!Sun Apr 14 1996 20:194
Southampton 3-1 Man Utd


32.6607RDGENG::MORRELLI'm just OUTATIME..... Mon Apr 15 1996 12:4610
    Yep... I had a good chuckle at the result of this match.... especially
    when all the ManU players started shouting with each other... :->
    
    I feel sorry for the poor kids & their parents who have just bought the
    silver away strip.. what the betting they'll have a new strip ready
    before the end of the season.
    
    Cheers,
    
    	Rick.
32.6608Just my 2 centsMOEUR7::SMITHFast as a Mamba, Brave as a Lion!Mon Apr 15 1996 13:0114
    
  >  I feel sorry for the poor kids & their parents who have just bought the
  >  silver away strip.. what the betting they'll have a new strip ready
  >  before the end of the season.
    
    I don't feel sorry for them at all, any parent who has that sort of
    money to chuck away on a replica strip is very likely to have enough
    money to chuck away on another replica strip...
    
    Remember, it's not even their normal colours which implies to me that
    for most it'll be at least the second purchase already.
    
    Ian
    
32.6609CHEFS::STRATFORDSGroovy, Laidback &amp; NastyMon Apr 15 1996 13:136
    It's nice to see that someone is profiting from all of those replica
    kits. Martin Edwards was about 475th in the Sunday Times 500 Richest
    People in Britain. That should improve by leaps and bounds once the new
    away strip to replace their 'unlucky' Grey one is unveiled.
    
    Stuart
32.6610Only joshing, chapsCHEFS::PANESLife is a displacement activityMon Apr 15 1996 14:1324
    Copyright 1996 The Associated Press. All rights reserved.
 
    AP Top News At 1 a.m. EST

    Monday, Apr. 15, 1996
   
    A FIRST FOR FOOTBALL

    LONDON  (AP) - In an unprecedented move, English football's governing
    body, The Football Association, have revoked the result of a game
    played in the Premiership. This extraordinary turn of events is a 
    result of Championship favourites , Manchester United , losing  3-1 to 
    lowly Southampton.  At half time, Manchester United were trailing 3-0
    and decided that this was due to  their footballing uniforms
    being of a grey hue. Manager Alex Ferguson, asked the match officials
    if it would be acceptable for his side to play in shirts which were more
    like the winning home side's. The officials naturally agreed to this 
    request. This appears to have put the losing side back on the right 
    track.  Manchester United scored the only goal of the second half, 
    and the F.A, have acquiesced to their wishes to have the first half 
    declared null and void, and for high flying United to gain three points
    for the "win" they gained in the second half. 

    D Lacey (AP)
32.6611!CHEFS::CROSSAOnly losers take the bus!Mon Apr 15 1996 14:5311
    >>I don't feel sorry for them at all, any parent who has that sort of
        money to chuck away on a replica strip is very likely to have
    enough
        money to chuck away on another replica strip...
    
    Without getting into a huge parental argument over this, I would just
    like to say that that is rather inaccurate and sweeping statement.
    But as we are talking about Moan Utd who gives a .........?????
    
    
    			Stretch.
32.6612Bucks FizzCOMICS::HAWLEYI668 - the neighbour of the beast!Mon Apr 15 1996 14:5611
> But as we are talking about Moan Utd who gives a .........?????


Stretch,

<knock> <knock> <knock>

Make your mind up, I thought you supported Man Utd????
Does it change from week to week?!?!

Ian.
32.6613CHEFS::STRATFORDSGroovy, Laidback &amp; NastyMon Apr 15 1996 15:025
    >Without getting into a huge parental argument over this
    
    Lambing season is obviously upon us...
    
    Stuart
32.6614It's all to play forESSB::BLONGPREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS 1993 &amp; 1994Mon Apr 15 1996 17:199
A bad result at the weekend, coupled with yesterdays win for Newcastle has,
I believe tipped the balance back in Newcastle favour. United now have to,imho 
win their 3 remaining games if they are going to win the Premiership. Even this
might not be enough, as Newcastle will surely win their two home games, while
away trips to Leeds and Forest do not hold any fear on present form. Leeds will
be all out to do United on Wednesday, and will probably play for a point.
Were still leading, but I fear we might have blown it at the weekend.

B@
32.6615Sorry if you find this a bit harshMOEUR7::SMITHFast as a Mamba, Brave as a Lion!Mon Apr 15 1996 17:3817
    
  >  Without getting into a huge parental argument over this, I would just
  >  like to say that that is rather inaccurate and sweeping statement.
    
    This in turn is a rather inaccurate and sweeping statement.  If you
    disagree I think you should justify yourself...
    
    It always makes me mad (and I am a parent six times over) to hear the
    bleating that goes on about the cost of football kit for kids.  There's
    a very simple answer, if you don't like the price, don't buy!
    
    And don't give me any crap about 'poor little Johnny must have his Man.
    Utd. strip'.  Kids are kids, I am a parent, I do not give in to their
    every wish!
    
    Ian
    
32.6616IRNBRU::HOWARDLovely Day for a GuinnessMon Apr 15 1996 17:468
    .6615
    
    I agree about the parental pressure bit. Mind you, we had it tough. When 
    I were a lad, if I asked for a replica kit I'd get thrashed about the head 
    with a broken bottle, if I was lucky. Then I had to work 29 hours down
    at mill and pay mill-owner for letting us work there etc.etc....
    
    The 4th Yorkshireman....
32.6617CHEFS::STRATFORDSGroovy, Laidback &amp; NastyMon Apr 15 1996 18:2318
    >(and I am a parent six times over) to hear the
    
    Bloody expensive, eh? 
    
    The biggest piece of misinformation about replica kits is that the
    parents have to buy 'Little Johnny' the latest kit. The highest selling
    top size is Extra Large. All clubs report that this size sells out far
    quicker than any other (although this could be down to smaller ordering
    quantities) but the likelihood is that all of the adults (step forward
    messrs Stretch, Kirkpatrick and Edwards) who purchase these tops add to
    the misinformation process. Yes, parents buy a lot of replica kits but
    not half as many as the twenty and thirty somethings who wear the kits
    as a fashion statement.
    
    Stuart
    
       
32.6618I do see your point BTWCHEFS::CROSSAOnly losers take the bus!Mon Apr 15 1996 18:2322
    Ian,
      I applaud your strong stance, but not every parent has the strength of
    character, or willpower for whatever reason (right or wrong) to say no
    consistently to little Johnny/Jane. The reason I said "sweeping
    statements" was the fact that you made a generalisation that was
    damning all parents who stump up the cash with one brush. Not everyone
    has the cash to be repeatedly "stupid" with. Not all parents buy
    because they have the cash. Some will go without things for
    themselves so that they can give the child something they want. That is
    why I was not wanting to get into the parental rights and wrongs of kit
    purchases from M.U. Plc. The lines of right and wrong when it comes
    to this kind of thing are a bit blurred. Apologies for not bothering to
    clarify further but I hope you get my point.   
    
    
    
    			Stretch.
    
    P.S What about the kids who save or work for the money to buy this
    stuff? Are they stupid enough to do it again? Probably, but it is still
    unfair to label them as "stupid" given the kudos and peer pressure involved 
    nowadays.             
32.6619Bad mouth Mr Edwards in his absense why don't you!!!!CHEFS::CROSSAOnly losers take the bus!Mon Apr 15 1996 18:3111
    Stratto,
       I think you will find that a good percentage of the money flying
    into MU plc's coffers is kid stuff i.e duvets, Fred The Red things,    
    calenders etc etc. If/when I become a parent, I will for obvious reasons buy
    oversize clothes (football or otherwise) to prevent purchases sooner
    than needed. A lot of tops worn are put on over other layers so I
    reject your "all shirts must belong to big people as they are XL"
    claim. Clare is not an XL (yet) but her shirt is.
    
    
    			Stretch.
32.6620CHEFS::STRATFORDSGroovy, Laidback &amp; NastyMon Apr 15 1996 18:3713
    >"all shirts must belong to big people as they are XL"
     
    My comments are based on the observations made by:
    
    	(a) My own experiences at Highbury
    
    	(b) The people I see in the streets
    
    and (c) The clubs and retailers themselves. 
    
    From where is your information culled?
    
    Stuart
32.6621CHEFS::CROSSAOnly losers take the bus!Mon Apr 15 1996 18:4611
    Stratto,
    	That most rare of commodoties, common sense and a little bit of logic!
    That and the same sources (different grounds) you cite as a) + b). I am
    sure c) could be proved by a few phone calls/letters but one cannot be
    arsed!!!
    
    
    			Stretch.
    
     
    
32.6622CHEFS::STRATFORDSGroovy, Laidback &amp; NastyMon Apr 15 1996 18:558
    Hipster,
    
    Given that this conversation is (presumably) centred around a
    Premiership club and you follow (most closely) an Endsleigh League
    side, I'll pay more attention to the people I see at Highbury than the
    "in-breds" that infest Dutch Elm Park.
    
    Stuart
32.6623Still on for 4 o'clock?CHEFS::CROSSAOnly losers take the bus!Mon Apr 15 1996 19:1324
    Stratto,
    
    b) Relates to people in the street I think you will find!! 
    
    a) Sorry that Reading does not have the regular high gates you are used
    too, but the comment is still accurate regardless of ground capacity!
    
    
    I am glad to see I can rely on you to waltz into someone elses chat and
    take it over to fulfil you own warped agenda i.e 
    
    A) Have a go at Reading because they are in the league below your mob
    and there is a lack of Tapas bars at Elm Park.
    
    B) Point out my parents nationality, 
    
    C) Assume the nature of my sexual habits !!! 
    
    D) etc etc etc etc .........
    
    
    
    			Stretch.
                                               
32.6624Hooray !!!CHEFS::RUTHERFORDII've been seen with FABIO !!!Mon Apr 15 1996 19:224
    Great innit !!
    
    
    Ian.
32.6625That's all I need - The Scotsman burbles again!CHEFS::CROSSAOnly losers take the bus!Mon Apr 15 1996 19:284
    Ian,
    	Whit are ye on aboot ye stupid wee man? 
    
        			Stretch.
32.6626Yep to 4CHEFS::STRATFORDSGroovy, Laidback &amp; NastyMon Apr 15 1996 19:3335
    >That most rare of commodoties, common sense and a little bit of logic!
    
    Eh? In other words, your source is your own sense of right and wrong
    and what goes on in the world. Shame it only briefly interacts
    with reality.
    
    >a) Sorry that Reading does not have the regular high gates you are used
    >too, but the comment is still accurate regardless of ground capacity!
    
    Based on the (limited) observations that I can make about Reading, the
    same principle applies, i.e. there are more adults wearing tops than
    children. Look at your own 'crew' for the answers.
    
    >I am glad to see I can rely on you to waltz into someone elses chat
    
    When in Notes, there is no 'someone elses chat'
    
    >A) Have a go at Reading because they are in the league below your mob
    
    Nope, merely observing that the crowd at Highbury has more in common
    with the crowd at Old Trafford than the crowd at Elm Park has. 
    
    >and there is a lack of Tapas bars at Elm Park.
    
    Any sort of edible catering at Elm Park would be a start
    
    >B) Point out my parents nationality, 
    
    I didn't actually. The "in-breds" are the locals. They all look as if
    somebodies mother knew her brother rather too well. This view is
    reinforced by the music that heralds the teams onto the pitch being
    'Duelling Banjos'.
    
    Stuart 
                                                   
32.6627From an anonymous source - You set 'em up...CHEFS::STRATFORDSGroovy, Laidback &amp; NastyMon Apr 15 1996 21:0610
    re. 6615
    
    Sorry this is late but
    
    >It always makes me mad (and I am a parent six times over) to hear the
    >bleating
    
    Live next door to Stretch then do ya?
    
    Stuart
32.6628What was your question re: Religion?CHEFS::CROSSAOnly losers take the bus!Mon Apr 15 1996 21:105
    Stratto,
      It is something in the water supply! (in Amsterdam)
    
    
    			Stretch.
32.6629What the Canals going on here?CHEFS::STRATFORDSGroovy, Laidback &amp; NastyMon Apr 15 1996 21:125
    >It is something in the water supply! 
    
    Well, you are the expert on that!
    
    Stuart
32.6630CHEFS::CROSSAOnly losers take the bus!Mon Apr 15 1996 21:171
    Touche!
32.6631An ApologyCHEFS::STRATFORDSGroovy, Laidback &amp; NastyTue Apr 16 1996 12:3713
    In an earlier note (.6609), I mistakenly accused Martin Edwards of
    trying to improve his standing in Britains 500 Richest People's
    'League' by the introduction of a new away strip to replace the current
    Grey ensemble.
    
    I should have realised that as it was a league table, he would want anybody
    connected to Manchester United to be at the top hence the introduction at 
    the start of the new season of a new red top to go with the white kit, 
    along with a replacement for the blue/white away strip at Christmas. 
           
    I apologise to Martin Edwards unreservedly for this slur on his character.
    
    Stuart
32.6632Edwards has a heart after allCHEFS::BUSSONGTue Apr 16 1996 13:444
    But they are selling the new white shirt at a discount of 10 pounds as
    a way of apologising to fans who bought the grey one. Bargain or what!!
    
    Graham
32.6633How's about a new strip for each away game?...IRNBRU::HOWARDLovely Day for a GuinnessTue Apr 16 1996 13:467
    .6631,    Stu, ManU played in the grey strip 5 times and their record
    was 4 losses and 1 draw. Solution?, bring out 3 new strips to
    compensate. After all, there are shareholders to think about here, and
    he's only empowering ManU supporters to show their love for their club,
    (by forking out 100+ quid for the 3 new kits!)....
    
    Ray....
32.6634Are you listening Nike, Umbro, Adidas etc. ?FORTY2::JONESNeilTue Apr 16 1996 14:1321
    
    I never thought I would ever agree with moaning Alec but here goes...
    
    I hope that shirt manufacturers will stop producing "fashionable"
    colour schemes such as first-half-grey or the yucky cream Liverpool
    away (1996/1997 season) and stick to colours that are more traditional
    and stand out so you can see them. 
    
    I don't mind modern strips, I even quite liked the Arsenal yellow "I've
    been run over by a tractor" away strip. 
    
    I also like the Liverpool away strip, white and green quarters. The
    though of our lads playing in cream at Old Trafford will hardly fill
    TWFTITW with awe and trepidation.
    
    Bill Shankley was once asked why his team were playing in all red
    rather than the 1950's red and white. The reply was that he wanted to
    strike fear into the hearts of the opposition. In short, your team
    should look like champions not a bunch of "Take That" rejects.
    
    Neil
32.6635CHEFS::STRATFORDSGroovy, Laidback &amp; NastyTue Apr 16 1996 14:1911
    It is a sad indictment on humanity when the most disgusting away kits -
    Man U' grey, Arsenal's Pigeon Pawed Yellow & Blue - are the best
    selling, hence:
    
    > Are you listening Nike, Umbro, Adidas etc. ?
    
    Yes they are. They are listening to the cash registers ringing in the
    dosh because people, even though they hate the kits, will buy them and
    then whinge afterwards.
    
    Stuart
32.6636Pally on the Way BackESSB::BLONGPREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS 1993 &amp; 1994Tue Apr 16 1996 14:265
Gary Pallister has trained for the last 5 days, and could be recalled for
tomorrows game against Leeds. Phil Neville has also recovered, and will be
available. Nicky Butt starts a two game suspension.

B@
32.6637CHEFS::PANESLife is a displacement activityTue Apr 16 1996 14:4210
      <<< Note 32.6635 by CHEFS::STRATFORDS "Groovy, Laidback & Nasty" >>>

    
    Stuart,

    Are you referring to Arsenal's very lovely yellow away strip..aka
    The Bruised Banana??

    Stuart

32.6638One for StretchCHEFS::STRATFORDSGroovy, Laidback &amp; NastyTue Apr 16 1996 14:535
    Stuart,
    
    Certainly (l)am(b).
    
    Stuart
32.6639And any more of that and I may "forget" your CD again!!!CHEFS::CROSSAOnly losers take the bus!Tue Apr 16 1996 15:0814
    Stratto - Where did you get that bit about the grey kit being the top
    seller? I know it was cheaper than the red kit when first released, but
    not enough to tempt most away from the home kit.
    
    Neil - I never thought I would agree with a 'pool fan but I do agree with
    your points!!
    
    
    			Stretch.
    
    P.S Stratto (again) - All these Sheepy jibes from a man who has a)
    Watched Swindon play at least once this season b) Your bloodline
    involves supporters of said sheep abusers!!! Pot and Bloody kettle or
    what!?!?!?                                          
32.6640Lambing Season - Stretch's favourite time of yearCHEFS::STRATFORDSGroovy, Laidback &amp; NastyTue Apr 16 1996 15:5227
    >Stratto - Where did you get that bit about the grey kit being the top
    >seller? I know it was cheaper than the red kit when first released, but
    >not enough to tempt most away from the home kit.
    
    Man Utd 'official' sources, according to the media.
    
    >Stratto (again) - All these Sheepy jibes from a man who has a)
    >Watched Swindon play at least once this season 
    
    That's right. When I visit my parents for the weekend, it is usual for
    me to go to Swindon with my stepfather and his cronies if I can't get
    to Arsenal's game.
    
    
    >b) Your bloodline involves supporters of said sheep abusers!!! 
    
    Wrong. Read the previous response and you will note that I have no
    'sheep abusers' in my bloodline. 
    
    >Pot and Bloody kettle or what!?!?!?                                          
    
    Not at all.
    
    Now off you go and molest some lambs, you Welsh Git.
    
    Stuart
	
32.6641Wiltshire born and proud of it.CHEFS::BUSSONGTue Apr 16 1996 16:007
    It's good to know I'm not the only one who shells out money to watch
    some good(?), honest Endsleigh League Division 2 football. 
    
    As for the Sheep Shagging jibes I would just like to say that as a full
    blown taff, Stretch, people in glass houses................
    
    Graham
32.6642CHEFS::STRATFORDSGroovy, Laidback &amp; NastyTue Apr 16 1996 16:0613
    Graham,
    
    >It's good to know I'm not the only one who shells out money to watch
    >some good(?), honest Endsleigh League Division 2 football.
    
    Actually I don't. The tickets are provided free of charge.
    
    I will however say that the matches that I have seen involving Swindon
    this season rate a damn site higher on the entertainment scale than any
    of the ones involving Reading.
    
    Stuart
    
32.6643!CHEFS::CROSSAOnly losers take the bus!Tue Apr 16 1996 16:2318
    Graham,
    >> -< Wiltshire born and proud of it. >- <--- Very sad, but there you
    go. Were your folks from Wiltshire? Because .........
    
    I am Berkshire born. Not necessarily proud of it, but certainly not
    bloody Welsh!!! My folks, folks did a runner from the Welsh borders some
    considerable time ago in order to distance themselves from all that
    Wales involved.
    If we want to get pedantic about it all you could say we are descended
    from Africans and proud of it!!! Unless you are a thumper.
    
    
    Stratto - Stepdad or whatever *you* hang about with a bunch of sheep
    abusers of your own free will!! That is guilt enough!!
    
    
    
    		       	Stretch.
32.6644CHEFS::PANESLife is a displacement activityTue Apr 16 1996 16:3527
        <<< Note 32.6643 by CHEFS::CROSSA "Only losers take the bus!" >>>
                                     -< ! >-

>    Graham,
>    >> -< Wiltshire born and proud of it. >- <--- Very sad, but there you
>    go. Were your folks from Wiltshire? Because .........
    
>    I am Berkshire born. Not necessarily proud of it, but certainly not
>    bloody Welsh!!! My folks, folks did a runner from the Welsh borders some
>    considerable time ago in order to distance themselves from all that
>    Wales involved.
>    If we want to get pedantic about it all you could say we are descended
>    from Africans and proud of it!!! Unless you are a thumper.
    
    
>    Stratto - Stepdad or whatever *you* hang about with a bunch of sheep
>    abusers of your own free will!! That is guilt enough!!
    
    
     Stirring and thought provoking stuff indeed. All from the same rich
     genetic vein of talent, that brought the world Sir Harry Secombe and
     Max Boyce.

     Meanwhile back to the football...

     Stuart  
  
32.6645Back when you had Ian Sh*te, Sh*te, Sh*te!!!!CHEFS::CROSSAOnly losers take the bus!Tue Apr 16 1996 16:396
    Stuart P - Why don't you potter off back to the CP note and argue with
    Mr Pateman some more OR I will be forced into a full run down on Sky TV
    last night showing a certain couple of teams at Wemberleee in 1990!!!
    
    
    			Stretch.
32.6646CHEFS::STRATFORDSGroovy, Laidback &amp; NastyTue Apr 16 1996 16:4114
    Stretch,
    
    The blood coarsing through your veins is a mixture of Welsh & Scots. It
    is not only the place you were born that defines your nationality.
    Therefore you are in fact, the worst of all types. A sheepshagger and a
    Haggishugger. 
    
    Trying to deflect your shame at your roots and heritage onto other
    people just doesn't work.
    
    Stuart
    
    
    
32.6647!CHEFS::CROSSAOnly losers take the bus!Tue Apr 16 1996 16:455
    >> Haggishugger. <----- Good p_name potential!!! 
    
    			Stretch.
    
                                       
32.6648Go on then - be proud of your heritageCHEFS::STRATFORDSGroovy, Laidback &amp; NastyTue Apr 16 1996 16:481
    
32.6649CHEFS::CROSSAOnly losers take the bus!Tue Apr 16 1996 16:5410
    Dave is gonna be "oh so happy" at the number of notes here pertaining
    too TGFTITW. 
    
    "Your mission, should you choose to accept it is......enter as many
    crap notes as possible before security escort you off the site. This   
    message will self destruct in 1 minute"......
    tick.........tick......... tick 
    
    
                               Stretch.
32.6650IRNBRU::HOWARDLovely Day for a GuinnessTue Apr 16 1996 17:296
    Can I just say at this point that Alex Ferguson is still a moaning
    faced git?...
    
    ..back to the sheep discussion....
    
    Ray, (Irish with a bit of NE English blood in my veins)....
32.6651O.KCHEFS::CROSSAOnly losers take the bus!Tue Apr 16 1996 18:274
    No, you cannot, now begone you vile Rangers (not the Scots variety)
    fan!!
    
    			Stretch.
32.6652CHEFS::STRATFORDSGroovy, Laidback &amp; NastyTue Apr 16 1996 19:316
    So, if Newcastle win their game in hand and they both finish with the
    same goals for & against & points, how are they separated? Is there a
    play-off?
    
    Stuart
     
32.6653CHEFS::COOPERT1Princess Diana fan clubTue Apr 16 1996 19:585
    I don't actually know but I think the best way to do it would be the
    best away form.
    
    
    CHARLEY
32.6654Seconds out! Round One!CHEFS::CROSSAOnly losers take the bus!Tue Apr 16 1996 20:007
    Far too intelligent! How about Mr Kidd and Mr McDermot having a
    handbags at five paces scenario? Much more entertaining for the
    punters.
    
    
    
     			Stretch.
32.6655Not as clear cut as one would expectCHEFS::STRATFORDSGroovy, Laidback &amp; NastyTue Apr 16 1996 20:2212
32.6656Confusingly.....CHEFS::RUTHERFORDII've been seen with FABIO !!!Tue Apr 16 1996 20:266
    Would it not go on the results between the 2 teams throughout the
    Season,ie : Man Utd Newcastle 2:0, Newcastle Man Utd 0:1 therefore Man
    Utd win the league ???
    
    
    Ian.
32.6657Surprisingly there isn't a rule in TGFTITU's favourCHEFS::STRATFORDSGroovy, Laidback &amp; NastyTue Apr 16 1996 20:3115
    Ian,
    
    Apparently not. The source of the information was apparently this
    mornings Guardian but other than that I cannot vouch for the
    authenticity.
    
    There are arguments either way about results against each other. In the
    case for, they show (alledged) supremacy over one side in particular
    but they disregard performances against the other 18 sides in the
    Division.
    
    There probably isn't a fair and equitable way of resolving this
    problem, only one which will increase revenues.
    
    Stuart
32.6658CHEFS::CROSSAOnly losers take the bus!Tue Apr 16 1996 20:355
    Pay per view! Hey...nice bit of small print! Was Mr M Watkins involved in
    drawing that contract up???
    
    
    			Stretch.
32.6659Come on you RedsESSB::BLONGPREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS 1993 &amp; 1994Wed Apr 17 1996 16:549
Well it's sh*t or bust time tonight. The first team to drop points from now
can kiss the title goodbye. United I believe have the tougher game tonight.
Leeds have nothing to play for, but their hatred of United will make them raise 
their game to another level. Newcastle will beat Southampton by at least 3 goals
tonight. Pally was to make a decision this morning wheather he would play 
tonight. Fergie is leaving the decision to the player.
It's all to play for, and may the best team win.

B@ 
32.6660Don't be so bloody nice about it!CHEFS::CROSSAOnly losers take the bus!Wed Apr 17 1996 18:2810
    B@,
    
    Sods law dictates that Leeds will probably turn us over tonight. I
    cannot imagine KK + Co letting Southampton embaress them at home as they did
    with us away.
    
    >> and may the best team win <--- I hope Utd do!
    
    
    			Stretch.
32.6661no no really, we won't win eitherZUR01::ASHGrahame Ash @RLEWed Apr 17 1996 18:429
Good to see you lot being nervous - I agree Leeds should give you a tough 
game. It's about time they did it to somebody.

But have you seen Southampton's record against Newcastle? Can you remember 
what Le Tissier does to our defence?

Probably just as well Liverpol didn't win last night.

g
32.6662RDGENG::MORRELLI'm just OUTATIME..... Wed Apr 17 1996 19:126
    Well if we don't give ManU a hard game... we could always give
    Newcastle a hard game instead...
    
    Cheers,
    
    	Rick,.
32.6663ZUR01::ASHGrahame Ash @RLEWed Apr 17 1996 19:534
Tough talk Rick! Are you lot absolutely clear of relegation worries now? At 
least for this season?!

g
32.6664You only sing when you're safe!!!!!CHEFS::CROSSAOnly losers take the bus!Wed Apr 17 1996 20:418
    g, 
    >>absolutely clear of relegation worries 
    
    Why do you think he's getting lairy now??
    
    
    			Stretch.
    
32.6665RDGENG::MORRELLI'm just OUTATIME..... Wed Apr 17 1996 20:439
    >You only sing when you're safe!!!!!
    
    Or in Readings case that should be :
    
    "You only sing when you're relegated...."
    
	Cheers,
    
    	Mr. Safe
32.6666Close but not quite there yet.CHEFS::CROSSAOnly losers take the bus!Wed Apr 17 1996 20:451
    Not yet!
32.6667RDGENG::MORRELLI'm just OUTATIME..... Thu Apr 18 1996 12:4311
    Well it was a close match & 10 man Leeds nearly pulled it off. :->
    
    Once again ManU had no idea on how to play... and 10 man Leeds soaked
    up most of the pressure until Keanes goal about the 70th minute... 
    
    Radebe looks excellent in goal...it looks like we have found or
    replacement for Blind John.... :->
    
    Cheers,
    
    	Rick.
32.66681-0 what a surprise...FORTY2::JONESNeilThu Apr 18 1996 13:308
    
    The moaning Alex said he could not understand why Leeds weren't in the
    top 6. I suppose this meant "I know we looked mediocre but we were
    playing class opposition". He then warned Leeds not to lie down with
    their legs and stumpy tails in the air against Newcastle. The 
    psychological war has started for real...
    
    Neil
32.6669Mr Cooper does us a favour for once! Good goal by Keane.CHEFS::CROSSAOnly losers take the bus!Thu Apr 18 1996 14:0419
    Re:Alex.......
    He also pointed out the fact that he felt the team (Leeds) had cheated
    the manager this season, given their performance last night. 
    Wilko looked gutted on the way off the pitch as he sang "When will I
    see you again?" (Old Trafford that is)
    
    
    Did anyone see the Juve v Nantes game - keeper committed a more blatant
    handling outside the area than Beeney and stayed on!!! I did feel very
    sorry for Beeney on that sending off. The ball was not going to a) land at
    the Utd players feet as it seemed to be falling in front of the Leeds
    defender. b) The Utd player was Cole, so even if it had landed at his
    feet we would not have scored!!!
    
    
    			Stretch.
    
    P.S Redabe looked quite confident in goal, but he started playing as a
    keeper originally.
32.6670IRNBRU::HOWARDLovely Day for a GuinnessThu Apr 18 1996 14:127
    .6669
    
    Stretch,
    
    didn't Cole look an absolute snip at 7m quid last night?...
    
    Ray....
32.6671hhhmmmmmmmmmCHEFS::CROSSAOnly losers take the bus!Thu Apr 18 1996 14:147
    Ray,
    I think you know my feelings on that one! Cantonas face said it all
    when Cole blasted the side netting when there wer 3/4 players waiting
    on a cross!
    
    
    				Stretch.
32.6672.....and he's off !!!!CHEFS::RUTHERFORDII've been seen with FABIO !!!Thu Apr 18 1996 14:406
    If Man Utd go on to lose the title race, I would not be surprised to
    see Mr. Cole in a different shirt next Season (and I don't mean one 
    of Utd's 3 new kits !!). Any thoughts ??
    
    
    Ian.
32.6673CHEFS::EDWARDSDThu Apr 18 1996 14:4423
    re: last few
    
    I see the armchair supporters are sharing their expert opinions with us
    again re Andy Cole.  Perhaps you could join one of the many mailing
    lists full of people similarly obsessed with Cole's performances, or
    you could just get a life ! (oh, smiley things and all that)
    
    Anyway, onto last night.  A win is a win I suppose, but I can't helping
    thinking that this was a missed opportunity.  The sheep were truely
    awful, however they pulled/flocked together well following the
    dismissal of Beeney.  What was frustrating was the lack of width in
    Utd's attacks, and that it took Ferguson over an hour to suss this out
    and bring Sharpe on, albeit at the expense of Cole.  Cantona missed 3
    absolute sitters and the team seemed to be getting tense and
    a little agitated with each other.  Thankfully, there's quite a long
    break before the next match - the players (and the fans) seemed to need
    it.
    
    Plus points : well, it's always good to beat the sheep. Pallister
    returned and played well.  Oh, and the Manchester constabulary thought
    it would be a good idea to let the sheep out at the same time as the
    Utd fans.  A few of the "chaps" took the opportunity to settle old
    differences.  Aah, just like the old days !         
32.6674Eh?CHEFS::CROSSAOnly losers take the bus!Thu Apr 18 1996 14:5210
    Dave,
    >> A few of the "chaps" took the opportunity to settle old
        differences.  Aah, just like the old days !
    
    And you say that the armchair/Cole abusing contingent should get a
    life!?!?!
    
    
    
             Stretch.
32.6675KK best ever transfer deal...FORTY2::JONESNeilThu Apr 18 1996 15:0317
    
    The trouble with Andy Cole is that Utd stand to loose big money in
    selling him. His seven million price tag is more than he is worth.
    Even at 4 million I would look at other strikers. In fact I don't even
    think he's worth what Liverpool are asking for Ian Rush. :-)
    
    Its my opinion that if Utd had played Scholes or some guy from the
    youth team instead of Andy Cole they would already be champions. Cole has 
    done Newcastle a big favour this year.
    
    What I cannot understand is Cole's complete change of form. At
    Newcastle he was scoring great goals and was absolutely lethal. He
    moves to Manchester Utd and looks like he's never seen a football in
    his life. My guess is lack of confidence and the barracking he must get
    from his team mates for the endless list of misses.
    
    Neil
32.6676My last reasonable note for the foreseeableCHEFS::PANESLife is a displacement activityThu Apr 18 1996 15:098
Its simple. When that very nice man , "Sparky" ( complete with brilliant
international career ), played for MUFCPLC, he held the ball up and Le
Thug , KanKan, and Giggsy played off him. Cole is more of yer actual
preditory goal scorer. I think he will probably come good next season, if
United slightly modify their style of play. Having said all that, they 
haven't done that badly with him in the team, thus far.

Stuart
32.6677CHEFS::EDWARDSDThu Apr 18 1996 15:209
    Good grief - for once I'm in total agreement with Panesy.  Cole *is* a
    different kind of player to Hughes and as such the team has had to
    change its style of play.  Sure he has missed some absolute howlers but
    he has added a different dimension to Utds attacks this season. 
    His performances have certainly not merited the constant stream of abuse 
    from a certain noter in this conference, who indeed might benefit from
    actually getting off his hippy arse and travelling up to O.T occasionally.
    
    
32.6678CHEFS::COOKSHalf Man,Half BiscuitThu Apr 18 1996 15:392
    I notice Man Utd had their usual 12 players on the pitch.
    
32.6679CHEFS::EDWARDSDThu Apr 18 1996 16:016
    >I notice Man Utd had their usual 12 players on the pitch.
    
    Eh ?  Are you questioning the decision to send off Beeney who did
    actually handle the ball outside the penalty area ?  Or did the ref
    perhaps deny the sheep a corner after 10 minutes which directly     
    resulted in Keane's goal after 72 minutes ?  Hmmm, I see your point.
32.6680CHEFS::STRATFORDSGroovy, Laidback &amp; NastyThu Apr 18 1996 16:0210
    Dave,
    
    I don't like to disillusion you but I think you'll find that somebody
    has hacked into Panesys account and entered .6676 as a wind up. I
    cannot believe that the real Stuart Panes would have entered:
    
    >Having said all that, they haven't done that badly with him in the
    >team, thus far.
    
    Stuart
32.6681But I think you might have guessed that!!!CHEFS::CROSSAOnly losers take the bus!Thu Apr 18 1996 16:171
    Well it wasn't me! 
32.6682Blame me for your inadequacies !!!!!CHEFS::CROSSAOnly losers take the bus!Thu Apr 18 1996 16:296
    Ref:Getting up off hippy arse and going too OT - Some James
    Whales-a-like kept saying he could get me a ticket. Yeah....Right!!!
    One week before the game and it's all change, eh!
    
    
    			Stretch.
32.6683CHEFS::STRATFORDSGroovy, Laidback &amp; NastyThu Apr 18 1996 16:388
    > -< But I think you might have guessed that!!! >-
    
    >Well it wasn't me!
    
    Too blood right we'd guessed. There was a half decent attempt at
    sensible discussion in that note.
    
    Stuart
32.6684Eh!CHEFS::CROSSAOnly losers take the bus!Thu Apr 18 1996 16:531
    And the spelling was better than yours!
32.6685CHEFS::STRATFORDSGroovy, Laidback &amp; NastyThu Apr 18 1996 16:553
    Actuall  the " " ke  isn't working on m   e board so  ou up  ours.
    
    Stuart
32.6686CHEFS::EDWARDSDThu Apr 18 1996 18:1521
32.66874 0'clock?CHEFS::CROSSAInsane in the membrane!Thu Apr 18 1996 18:314
    Sheffield Woesday - Big game!?!?
    
    
    Stretch.
32.6688CHEFS::STRATFORDSGroovy, Laidback &amp; NastyThu Apr 18 1996 19:127
    Dave,
    
    I thought you wouldn't get him a ticket because he doesn't own any
    Ralph shirts and was therefore likely to get a kicking. Oh, and that he
    smells as well.
    
    Stuart
32.6689And you reckon *I* smell!?!?!?CHEFS::CROSSAInsane in the membrane!Thu Apr 18 1996 19:284
    He's still wearing his creased "Ralphie" today. Poseur!
    
    
    			Stretch.
32.6690CHEFS::EDWARDSDThu Apr 18 1996 19:356
    >He's still wearing his creased "Ralphie" today. Poseur!
          ^^^^^
    
    Different Ralphie, matey !  My matchday Ralphie is now awaiting its
    final wash of the season.  I want to look my best for the last home
    game against Forest.  Got a ticket for that one Stretch ?  No ?  Shame !
32.6691ralphieCOMICS::HAWLEYI668 - the neighbour of the beast!Thu Apr 18 1996 19:505
You lot are on drugs.


Ian.
32.6692On drugs? Some of us need drugsCHEFS::STRATFORDSGroovy, Laidback &amp; NastyThu Apr 18 1996 19:576
    >Different Ralphie, matey
    
    Erm, so why is there a teastain in exactly the same place as the one
    you wore yesterday?
    
    Stuart
32.6693Where's your Pringle wear? Akchewally "Kappa" is coming back.CHEFS::CROSSAInsane in the membrane!Thu Apr 18 1996 20:004
    That's not a teastain - It's a Reindeer!
    
    
    			Stretch.
32.6694CHEFS::PANESLife is a displacement activityThu Apr 18 1996 20:548
re Cole

I think a lot of people miss the new dimension he has to his game
since joining "the world's biggest club". When he was with the Magpies
he just scored goals, but now , being the consummate professional , he has
stopped most of that and added a lot more running to his game.

A Hacker
32.6695CHEFS::STRATFORDSGroovy, Laidback &amp; NastyThu Apr 18 1996 21:1530
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    CHEFS::PANES "Life is a displacement activity"    8 lines 18-APR-1996 11:09
                    -< My last reasonable note for the foreseeable >-
    ---------------------------------------------------------------------------
    Its simple. When that very nice man , "Sparky" ( complete with brilliant
    international career ), played for MUFCPLC, he held the ball up and Le
    Thug , KanKan, and Giggsy played off him. Cole is more of yer actual
    preditory goal scorer. I think he will probably come good next season,
    if United slightly modify their style of play. Having said all that, they
    haven't done that badly with him in the team, thus far.
    
    Stuart
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    CHEFS::PANES "Life is a displacement activity"    8 lines 18-APR-1996 16:54
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    re Cole

    I think a lot of people miss the new dimension he has to his game
    since joining "the world's biggest club". When he was with the Magpies
    he just scored goals, but now , being the consummate professional , he has
    stopped most of that and added a lot more running to his game.

    A Hacker
      
    
	Perhaps the real Stuart Panes would care to stand up....
32.6696CHEFS::PANESLife is a displacement activityFri Apr 19 1996 14:518

The four United fans held in connection with the death of Paul Nixon
in Walsall last year have had all charges against them dropped. It 
appears that Manchester United can get away with murder both on and off 
the pitch.

Stuart
32.6697CHEFS::CROSSAInsane in the membrane!Fri Apr 19 1996 15:509
    Stuart,
    Why am I not surprised at the cynical tone of that note. A man is dead
    for whatever reason. Using his death as a reason to have a pop at Man U  
    is a little lame. I know we get carried away with the in-jokes and
    jibes sometimes in here but there are certain lines that should not be
    crossed.(end of seriousness for today)
    
    
            		Stretch.
32.6698Ha Ha SIOG::DIGNAMMon Apr 22 1996 19:025
    I actually tought it was quite funny!!!!And true
    
    Regards
    
    Dignam
32.6699CHEFS::STRATFORDSGroovy, Laidback &amp; NastyMon Apr 22 1996 19:296
    >I actually tought it was quite funny
    
    Well, I can think of one man (and his family and friends) who don't
    think it's funny.
    
    Stuart
32.6700sorry..lets move onSIOG::DIGNAMMon Apr 22 1996 20:1310
    Ok, sorry, we cannot use anybodys death to laugh at, even if it is in
    connection with football, being a scouser, I know only too well about
    that.
    Speaking  of liverpool I am reading people talking about liverpools new
    kits, I have not seen them, has anybody any information for me. the 34
    page is dead!
    
    cheers
    
    dignam
32.6701The King is TopsESSB::BLONGPREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS 1993 &amp; 1994Tue Apr 23 1996 17:016
Eric the King was elected as the Football Writers Footballer of the Year on 
saturday night. This is a huge turnaround from 15 months ago when they all
wanted him hanged. He is the first United player to win the award since George 
Best in 1968, and is a very deserving winner. Long live the King.

B@ 
32.6702not a real awardSIOG::DIGNAMTue Apr 23 1996 17:208
    It is fitting that contona was given the football writers award, as
    this is the award which is acknowledged as the one which the
    footballers don't care about.  It is awarded by people who write about
    football and do not play it..The players player is the real award. 
    Cantona gives them something to write about and keeps them in a job, of
    course he won it.
    
    dignam
32.6703Taekwondo's Footballer of the YearCHEFS::PANESWe don't talk about love, we just get drunkTue Apr 23 1996 17:336
I find it amusing that the "Football Writers" have given the award
to a man they wanted out of the game, and the person who will not
give interviews in English. Perhaps L'Equipe's was the only vote
cast.

Stuart
32.6704VARESE::SACHA::IDC_BSTROh no! NOT Milan Kundera again!Tue Apr 23 1996 17:413
    So who got the players' award, then? Or hasn't it been awarded yet?
    
    Dom
32.6705CHEFS::COOPERT1Aggravating Little Nobby....errTue Apr 23 1996 18:158
    HTF can these hypocrital journalists get away with B*****s like that.
    
    Every single journalist on the planet wanted him banned 15 months ago,
    suddenly all the writers have got brown noses (shares in Man U
    possibly)
    
    
    CHARLEY$got_the_dog_as_Gullit_was_2nd
32.6706CHEFS::STRATFORDSGroovy, Laidback &amp; NastyTue Apr 23 1996 19:125
    Apparently, Brian 'Voice of Reason' Woolnough and some guy from the
    Torygraph are resigning from the Writers Association over the choice.
    So maybe some journalists have got principles after all.
    
    Mr Gullible 
32.6707CHEFS::EDWARDSDTue Apr 23 1996 19:2517
    I actually believe that, of the Utd players, Schmeichel would have 
    made a better choice.
    
    For me, the player of the season has to be Fowler.  Best striker in the
    league and still only 21.  OK, Cantona has scored a few goals and
    managed to stay on the pitch for all the games he's played this season,
    but player of the year - non.  Gullit - well, what the bloody hell has
    he done to deserve 2nd place ?  Taken Chelsea to a top 10 finish and a
    cup semi.  Hardly the stuff that dreams are made of.
    
    My top 3 ..
    
    Fowler
    Schmeichel
    Shearer
    
    
32.6708CHEFS::CROSSAInsane in the membrane!Tue Apr 23 1996 20:1611
    Dave - I am somewhat surprised at your comments about Eric. OK Robbie
    Fowler has been outstanding this season. But Cantona has had to carry the
    weight of expected failure, crowds/pundits on his back, rejection by
    the French team etc etc yet he has managed to embody the determination
    of Utd to make something of this season. He is the reason for Utds
    position primarily due to the goals he has scored. (I agree Peter has
    been vital at the other end also) Bit busy to continue now but I think
    the basis for the award is bigger than we are taking into account.
    
    
    				Stretch.
32.6709CHEFS::EDWARDSDTue Apr 23 1996 20:3827
>    Dave - I am somewhat surprised at your comments about Eric. OK Robbie
>    Fowler has been outstanding this season. But Cantona has had to carry the
>    weight of expected failure, crowds/pundits on his back, rejection by
>    the French team etc etc yet he has managed to embody the determination
>    of Utd to make something of this season. He is the reason for Utds
>    position primarily due to the goals he has scored. (I agree Peter has
>    been vital at the other end also) Bit busy to continue now but I think
>    the basis for the award is bigger than we are taking into account.
    
     My comments are based on the fact that Cantona was fairly merde up to
    the New Year, so the award has really been based upon his performances
    over 3 months.  In a similar fashion, I don't believe Ferdinand would
    win the players' award if the votes were cast now, and not at the end
    of December.
    
    Don't give me all that crap regarding Eric's rejection by the French
    team, weight of expectancy etc.  He decided to stay, and is being paid
    handsomely to do so.  The fact that he has managed to succeed this
    season has impressed and perhaps surprised me, but that certainly
    doesn't entitle him to be player of the year.  Schmeichel on the other
    hand has been outstanding (Scummers game excluded).  He has
    single-handedly saved Utd in games where they have been totally
    outclassed (eg Geordies).  I stand by my earlier comment that if any
    Utd players were to win the award, then it should be Rudolph.
       
   
    
32.6710CHEFS::CROSSAInsane in the membrane!Tue Apr 23 1996 20:541
    Whatever
32.6711The KingESSB::BLONGPREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS 1993 &amp; 1994Tue Apr 23 1996 22:4712
Schmeichel has been outstanding, as well as Bruce and Cantona. Peter the Great
saves them at one end and Eric the King rattles the net at the other. Strikers
are always going to get the headlines, while the keepers rarely do. Just look 
at how many keepers have won either the Players or the Writers awards. To be 
honest if the Players were voting now, I believe Cantona would win that award 
too. Schmeichel or Bruce would have been deserving winners, but Eric deserves 
it just as much. Eric is also going to win the United player of the year award.
It makes me laugh that a United player won the award at all, as most of the 
media hate United. All the London hacks voted for Gullit. A win for him would
have been as bad as giving it to Waddle in 93'.

B@
32.6712What about Thoams the Tank Engine...doh!CHEFS::PANESLloyd Bridges and the CommotionsWed Apr 24 1996 12:5013
   <<< Note 32.6711 by ESSB::BLONG "PREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS 1993 & 1994" >>>
                                 -< The King >-

>                                                           Peter the Great
saves them at one end and Eric the King 


Brian,

You have missed out Cole The Miss, and Keano the Fouler.


Stuart
32.6713CHEFS::ASHLEYSMITHWed Apr 24 1996 17:3012
    re Gullit in 2nd place.
    
    Errmmm. I believe Gullit got such a large section of the vote was due
    to the fact that in just about every match he played he was the 
    best player on the pitch. I'm afraid not even the great Ruud can
    compensate for the other 10 players in the Chelsea team and therefore
    this is probably the reason they are only mid-table. This award is
    based on a players individual performance and not the teams. Just
    thought I'd throw that in.
    
    Andy
    
32.6714CHEFS::COOPERT1Aggravating Little Nobby....errWed Apr 24 1996 18:094
    Pretty much what I was going to say.
    
    
    CHARLEY
32.6715CHEFS::EDWARDSDWed Apr 24 1996 18:2213
    Andy,
    
    Don't get me wrong, I think Gullit is a fine player.  I just think that
    our journalists tend to go a tad overboard when commenting/reporting on
    Johnny Foreigners in the Premier League.  John Motson's tongue is so
    firmly lodged up Gullit's arse it makes me want to throw.  I confess that 
    I haven't seen Gullit play as often as you probably have, but I don't 
    believe his contribution (on and off the field) has been anything like as 
    influential as, say, Klinsmann last season.  Anyway, as someone pointed
    out earlier, it is only the journos award, and what do they know about
    football anyway ?!?!?!   
    
    
32.6716CHEFS::COOPERT1Aggravating Little Nobby....errWed Apr 24 1996 18:297
    >I just think that our journalists tend to go a tad overboard when
    commenting/reporting on Johnny Foreigners in the Premier League. 
    
    I agree.
    
    
    CHARLEY$didn't_know_Cantona_was_from_Stourbridge
32.6717IRNBRU::HOWARDLovely Day for a GuinnessThu Apr 25 1996 13:307
    Apparently ManU are starting their own brand of whisky to be sold at
    Old Trafford and supermarkets and off-licenses, the `Red Devil' brand
    or some thing. A fine example to set to the youth of the world....buy
    the duvet, the wallpaper, the CD, the shirt and now get pissed with ManU 
    as well....
    
    Ray....
32.6718Another way of increasing salesNZOV02::GROOMNEVILLEMon Apr 29 1996 05:278
    An excellent marketing ploy.
    
    Buy the Whisk(e)y.
    Drink it
    Chunder on the shirt & duvet
    Buy new shirt & duvet
    
    Makes sense to me......... ;-)
32.6719+7 goals on the 'toons ?NZOV02::GROOMNEVILLEMon Apr 29 1996 05:296
    News is filtering through to New Zealand that TGFTITW amassed 5
    unanswered goals in the "Theatre of Dreams" yesterday afternoon. 
    Somebody please tell me this is not a wind-up.
    
    
    Nev.
32.6720Dare I voice support for Leeds tonight ?NZOV02::GROOMNEVILLEMon Apr 29 1996 08:5417
    It's true, United go 6 points clear with one game to play.  Cole was on
    the bench and Scholes duly obliged with the opener in the 40th minute. 
    Beckham followed up with the second on the stroke of half-time.  The
    second half saw Utd score three more through Beckham, Giggs and Cantona
    which set our goal advantage over Newcastle to 7.
    
    Newcastle must win at Leeds tonight to maintain an interest in the
    chase.
    
    On paper United's final game at Middlesborough next sunday looks a
    formality, Middlesborough theoretically won't want the title to go to a
    NE club apart from themselves, Bryan Robson probably has a soft-spot
    for his mates at OT, but these predictions always come back and bite
    one in the bum !!
    
    
    Nev.
32.6721IRNBRU::HOWARDLovely Day for a GuinnessMon Apr 29 1996 17:024
    Has everyone heard the joke about Naomi Campbell and the ManU team at
    Stringfellows?...it's a bit risque for a Digital notesfile....
    
    Ray....
32.6722RDGENG::MORRELLI'm just OUTATIME..... Mon Apr 29 1996 17:068
    Well I'be heard another one about Naomi Campbell & Taggart involving
    Andy Cole....
    
    But I'm not putting that one in here.... ;->
    
    Cheers,
    
    	Rick.
32.6723The last time I signed a .......seven millionCHEFS::PANESLloyd Bridges and the CommotionsMon Apr 29 1996 17:260
32.6724RDGENG::MORRELLI'm just OUTATIME..... Mon Apr 29 1996 17:285
    Yep. thats the one...
    
    Cheers,
    
    	Rick
32.6725CHEFS::CROSSAInsane in the membrane!Mon Apr 29 1996 17:471
    eh?
32.6726Will we be 1st or 2nd??????ESSB::BLONGPREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS 1993 &amp; 1994Mon Apr 29 1996 21:336
Great Result yesterday, and 5 goals into the bargain. I believe that the title
won't be decided until sunday, as I expect Newcastle to win tonight and on 
Thursday. Come sunday we will at worst be level and will know what is required.
It's been a great season whatever happens.

B@
32.6727The Thug does it AgainESSB::BLONGPREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS 1993 &amp; 1994Thu May 02 1996 17:295
I see Eric's buddy Mr Simmons jumped from the dock this morning and kicked the
Procecutor, after he asked for him to be banned fron all English grounds.
He was led away in handcuffs.

B@
32.6728One rule for some, one rule for French motherf"CHEFS::PANESGod made me gorgeousThu May 02 1996 17:499
   <<< Note 32.6727 by ESSB::BLONG "PREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS 1993 & 1994" >>>
                          -< The Thug does it Again >-
                              ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

It didn't think that Cantona was being called as a witness.


STuart

32.6729DOH! Oh please tell me this is not a wind up!CHEFS::CROSSAMay your chickens grow lips!!!Thu May 02 1996 18:0216
32.67302 assaults for the price of 1 !!! How many witnesses???CHEFS::CROSSAMay your chickens grow lips!!!Thu May 02 1996 18:0711
    From the IRN.
    
     
    A Crystal Palace fan has leapt across a courtroom and attacked the 
    prosecution lawyer as he was found guilty of provoking Eric Cantona's  
    kung-fu kick. 
    In unbelievable scenes at Croydon Magistrates court Matthew Simmons had 
    to be handcuffed and dragged away. 
    
    
    
32.6731IRNBRU::HOWARDLovely Day for a GuinnessThu May 02 1996 18:166
    re last few....
    
    ....but we're all agreed that Kwai Chang Cantona was still a twat for
    lunging at him in the first place, aren't we????
    
    Ray....
32.6732Well maybe a little, but overall St Matthew got his comeuppenceCHEFS::CROSSAMay your chickens grow lips!!!Thu May 02 1996 18:191
    No!
32.6733KeeganIB002::BREADIESun May 05 1996 23:496
    Muddlesborough 0 - 3 United
    
    
    Immense display, Utd vey worthy champions.
    
    
32.6734Oh to be back in BlightyNZOV02::GROOMNEVILLEMon May 06 1996 01:5018
    Well what can I say.  Here in NZ, I woke at 6.00am, (7pm in the UK) and
    spent what felt like a lifetime listening to the World Service before at 
    7.55 they did the sports summary (and it WAS brief) whereby I was put
    out of my misery.  An unanswered triplet from May, Cole & Giggs had
    literally pinched the trophy from under the Geordies' noses.  I too
    felt back in January that the title seemed on a one-way street to St
    James' Park but despite them almost having both hands on the cup it 
    managed to make the break back to its rightful guardians.
    
    Cup-Final next week is live here at 2am sunday morning, party starts 
    at 8pm Saturday night.  What chance the double ?  What chance me seeing
    it.............
    
    Not much you can do to celebrate the news at 8.30am
    
    
    
    Nev.
32.6735ZUR01::ASHGGrahame Ash @RLEMon May 06 1996 15:178
Any reports of Boro's players being slagged off for letting down their 
manager? No, I'm sure they played to the peak of their mediocre powers.

Seriously, Congrats to Man U. They played better, and were tougher, over the 
harder part of the season. The recent run deserved the Championship. Now just 
don't be an embarrassment in the Champions League!

grahame
32.6736at least Millwall went down.....CHEFS::PANESGod made me gorgeousTue May 07 1996 13:426
I would like to extend my congratulations to Manchester United on winning
the Premiership, and for the exemplary way that they have conducted themselves
both on and off the pitch....but I would be a hypocritical git. Savour it
guys, 'cos I reckon that next year Liverpool are going to romp it.

Stuart
32.6737Kings of the 90sVYGER::BONINIMWed May 08 1996 15:545
    
    
    re -1 
          They're not even going to romp it next Saturday never mind next
    year
32.6738CHAMPIONS ESSB::BLONGA Hat Trick of Premierships, 93'94'&amp; 96'Wed May 08 1996 17:2610
32.6739Fergie is Manager of the YearESSB::BLONGA Hat Trick of Premierships 93'94'&amp;96Wed May 08 1996 17:335
32.6740ZUR01::ASHGGrahame Ash @RLEWed May 08 1996 18:0813
>Also Fergie was selected as the Carling Manager of the Year last night.
>This is his third award in 4 seasons also.

I wouldn't want to take anything away from The Smiling One in his moment of 
glory, but he was hardly 'selected' was he? Presumably Messrs Wilkinson and 
Dalglish are also recent 'selections'? Perhaps the committee of the great and 
good who decide these things could actually give it some thought and award it 
to someone who's perhaps done something more 'surprising', like turning a team 
round completely?

No, I don't mean Alan Ball - maybe Joe Royle for instance? 

g
32.6741And Capello (Milan) won it in Italy...ZzzzzzzVARESE::SACHA::IDC_BSTROh no! NOT Milan Kundera again!Wed May 08 1996 18:2717
    Agreed, Grahame. I mean, do they actually get together and "decide"
    this? 
    
    On reflection, I suppose it could be argued that this team is somewhat
    different from the team of the last 2-3 years, i.e. he's taken a batch
    of youngsters, thrown them in together (how many people had heard of
    Phil Neville or Beckham this time last year?) and come up with the
    goods.
    
    By a similar token, I heard an interesting comment by Niall Quinn (who
    talks a lot better than he plays!) to the effect that he thought that
    Kinkadze (sp?) would have been a dead cert for Player of the Year had
    he been playing in a "decent" team. 
    
    Not sure what Alan Ball made of that one ;-)
    
    Dom 
32.6742Not read in the SunZUR01::ASHGGrahame Ash @RLEWed May 08 1996 19:068
Hi Dom,

               -< And Capello (Milan) won it in Italy...Zzzzzzz >-

Now there's a thought. Surely after Ferguson's unparalleled success in the 
hardest league in the world, he'll be off to Milan to replace Capello?

grahame
32.6743utd for the cup 3-1VYGER::TOOHERJWed May 08 1996 19:237
    re the last few notes but I thought Peter Reid won the manager of
    the year award???????
    
    
                jt.
    
    
32.6744CHEFS::ast138.hhl.dec.com::PATEMANFrom Jerry Garcia to Julie AndrewsWed May 08 1996 19:345
He did - Ole Red Face won the CARLING manager of the year (which always 
goes to the Champions) Personally, I would havethought Brian Little or Harry 
Redknapp would have been better choices in the Premiership.

Paul
32.6745Cheap shot, I know...VARESE::SACHA::IDC_BSTROh no! NOT Milan Kundera again!Wed May 08 1996 19:4713
>Now there's a thought. Surely after Ferguson's unparalleled success in the 
>hardest league in the world, he'll be off to Milan to replace Capello?
    
    The smart money seems to be on Oscar Luis Tabarez, Grahame. Whadya mean
    you've "never heard of him"? He managed Uruguay in the 1990 World Cup
    and has already had a stint in Italy with Cagliari. 
    
    He's shown he can cope with the pressure (read "the press") in Italy
    and speaks the lingo too...not that that has prevented Fergie picking
    up plenty of silverware in England ;-)
    
    Dom
    
32.6746Bestie - The GreatestESSB::BLONGA Hat Trick of Premierships 93'94'&amp;96Thu May 09 1996 15:0710
32.6747The King SpeaksESSB::BLONGA Hat Trick of Premierships 93'94'&amp;96Thu May 09 1996 16:028
32.6748VARESE::SACHA::IDC_BSTROh no! NOT Milan Kundera again!Thu May 09 1996 16:125
    Out of interest, what's happened to that French central defender,
    Prunier, that United bought? I haven't heard him mentioned for a while
    - has he gone elsewhere or is he injured?
    
    Dom
32.6749No news, good news :-)CLARID::KREYERAndre KREYER, Sophia Antipolis (FR)Thu May 09 1996 16:288
> Out of interest, what's happened to that French central defender,
> Prunier, that United bought?
	I don't think he ever signed a firm contract with anyone, he must
	have been on trial for a few weeks (2) only... On the other hand,
	I haven't heard of him since that trial period either...

								.Andre.
32.6750What was that about kids Mr Hansen?!?!?! eh? EH!?!?CHEFS::CROSSAMay your chickens grow lips!!!Thu May 09 1996 17:0811
32.6751A boost for FA Cup FinalistsCHEFS::ASHLEYSMITHThu May 09 1996 17:266
    Utd fans will be pleased to hear that the proposed transfer of the
    7 million pound 'super-sub', Andy Cole, to F.C. Helsinki has fallen
    through. The deal apparently collapsed when it was discovered that
    Cole didn't have any Finnish.
    
    Andy
32.6752liverpool 2-1SIOG::DIGNAMFri May 10 1996 16:0310
    
    heres a bet in the uk for anyone who is interested in a financial
    dabble.  At Ladbrokes you can get 28 to 1 on cantona scoring the first
    goal and united winning 2-1, or fowler scoring first and Liverpool
    winning 2-1.  I personally put a tenner on fowler and liverpool 2-1 
    for a tenner you could rake in 290 quid
    
    
    
                            
32.6753hhmmmmmmmmmmmmm.CHEFS::CROSSAMay your chickens grow lips!!!Fri May 10 1996 16:187
    >> 28 to 1 on cantona scoring the first goal 
    
      I am not the betting type, but those look like bloody good odds!!!
    
    
    
    			Stretch.
32.6754Coley to Lift the Cup?????ESSB::BLONGA Hat Trick of Premierships 93'94'&amp;96Fri May 10 1996 17:297
32.6755the double is done againVYGER::TOOHERJSun May 12 1996 11:279
    Not a great game but some result. That has to be the crowning moment
    for Cantona scoring the winning goal and then going up to recieve
    the cup as captain of Utd, some comeback. As for Fergie some people
    wanted him sacked at the start of the season but he answer's that
    by winning the double, what a guy, what a team, what a season.
    
    
         jt.
    
32.6756Liverpool 0 Man United 1WOTVAX::stus.olo.dec.com::HATTOSChe moto, che cul !Sun May 12 1996 11:2930
I had a dream that United would win 3-1 and Cole would score! Glad I didn't 
bet on it now.....

So, I don't think there is any doubt at all who is the most successful club 
in Britain, is there?

Not a particularly memorable final. I thought United did a fine job on 
Liverpool, especially first half. Fowler didn't really get a look in.

I couldn't believe David james' save from Cantona in the first few minutes 
of the second half. He has to be a future England goalkeeper. 

And everyone *MUST* agree that if anyone was going to score, it would be 
Eric. I think it was a fitting end to Uniteds second double winning season, 
that the man who, in truth (and he recognises it himself), lost us the 
double last year.

And what a goal, probably only Eric and Ruud Gullit could've scored that. 
Stepping backwards to volley that goal.....

I have to say that I have always had a great admiration for Liverpool and 
their supporters, but spitting at Eric when he went up to collect the cup, 
doees you no credit. I also thought it particularly distasteful that all 
the Liverpool supporters left the stadium before getting a chance to see 
the cup ;*))

So, to recap;	Liverpool 0 Manchester United 1

The only team in history to win the double twice.

32.6757WOTVAX::stus.olo.dec.com::HATTOSChe moto, che cul !Sun May 12 1996 11:387
By the way, did anyone see the latest marketing wizardry....?

Manchester United Wine!!

Yes, its true, Lamberhurst Vineyards are bottling and selling ManU Wine...

Brilliant, more money in the coffers of TGFTITW.
32.6758party time for fergie's armyVYGER::TOOHERJSun May 12 1996 14:407
    Nev
       did you manage to stay sober enough to see God score the 
    winning goal and lift the trophy. 
    
    
                  jt
    
32.6759not fit to clean Cantona's boots :-)COMICS::HAWLEYI668 - the neighbour of the beast!Sun May 12 1996 21:088
I must say that that Alex Ferguson chappy is one hell of a witty guy.
I mean, despite all the pressure of cup final day, he even found time to play a
joke.



Andy Cole   :-) 
32.6760Eric the GreatNZOV02::GROOMNEVILLEMon May 13 1996 02:2420
    re : .6758
    
    I can't admit to being completely sober (it was about 3.40am and I'd
    been on the pop for some while by then) but I did get to see the goal. 
    Many pubs here in Auckland were open all night for the game and the
    atmosphere was excellent.  I thought United played really well, the
    potent threat of Fowler and Collymore effectively stifled through the
    excellent coverage of United's midfield.  Schmeichel was unemployed for
    most of the game, a shot from Redknapp in the second half being the
    best effort, but straight at the keeper.  Cole was fairly energetic for
    most of the game, but the tackling of Scales, Babb and especially
    Wright was superb (if occasionally a little over zealous !).  And as
    for that man Cantona, up until the 86th minute, his game was very
    sub-standard (in fact overall, the game was quite scrappy) but the
    clinical manner with which he dealt with an extremely difficult shot
    was of genius quality.
    
    
    Nev.
                                             
32.6761Found W. Prunier... (re: .6749, .6750)CLARID::KREYERAndre KREYER, Sophia Antipolis (FR)Mon May 13 1996 13:008
> RE:Prunier.
> And flounced off back to France. End of story.
	Not quite true, he plays at the moment for FC Copenhagen in Denmark...

								.Andre.
    

32.6762They do like it up emCHEFS::JAMESPMon May 13 1996 13:5120
    
    What a season for United...
    
    League and Cup
    
    Manager of the Year
    
    Player of the Year
    
    And Lee Sharpe has again been voted "best looking Footballer" ( 3 times
    in a row) by the GFSC..
    
    GFSC stand for the Gay Football Supporters Club... 
    
    Must be for the way he celebrates with that corner flag that
    gets all those old queens going....
    
    
    Pj
    
32.6763Smart!CHEFS::CROSSAMake mine a double double!!!Mon May 13 1996 14:3714
    Well, as games go that was a damp squib to end the season with.
    
    Cantona scoring was the icing on an amazing season. Him lifting the cup
    was a full vindication for his continued presense at OT this year.I was
    not far off Mr Hansens "You win nothing with kids" opinion at the start
    of the season. What a turnaround from the mauling we took at Villa Park
    on the first day of the season! 
    
    
    
    			Stretch.
    
    P.S Even though that goal was rather special just how did it go
    past *6* 'Pool players and the keeper? 
32.6764Memories of Jack Charlton's goal in the 1970 final...VARESE::SACHA::IDC_BSTROh no! NOT Milan Kundera again!Mon May 13 1996 14:436
    >P.S Even though that goal was rather special just how did it go
    >past *6* 'Pool players and the keeper? 
    
    Pretty much what I thought. The ghost of Bruce Grobelaar, maybe? ;-)
    
    Dom
32.6765Close Season signings?WOTVAX::stus.olo.dec.com::HATTOSChe moto, che cul !Mon May 13 1996 19:2024
32.6766Mine names Ben Elton goodnightCHEFS::JAMESPTue May 14 1996 12:3412
    
    Do the accents yourself.....
    
    Eric Cantona says to Alex Ferguson "Alex I fink Ze Engleesh have ripped
    me off I went into a feesh and Chip shop and zhey charge me 35 of your
    Engleesh pounds
    
    Alex replys " aye yer think thats bad .. I just paid 7 million pounds
    for a black pudding.
    
    Pj                                                 f
    
32.6767Brucey!YEENOT::STOCKMANSWed May 22 1996 19:226
Just heard on the Utd mailing list via Radio5 that Steve Bruce
is leaving O.T to join Birmingham City, not sure in what 
capacity though.

Simon

32.6768?CHEFS::CROSSAMake mine a double double!!!Wed May 22 1996 19:485
    hhmmmmmm. Did S Bruce say that, or are rumour central bored with messing
    Rangers (not QPR Ray) fans?
    
    
    			Stretch.
32.6769bruceCHEFS::HHL_POSTROOMWed May 22 1996 20:455
    What a shame to hear that Steve Bruce has made a very clever decision
    to leave this sh*t* club on a free transfer and joined Birmingham,
    which means teams will get pass united even easier now.
    
    P.J
32.6770|-{NZOV02::GROOMNEVILLEStars - The myopia of DWThu May 23 1996 06:4719
    >>What a shame to hear that Steve Bruce has made a very clever decision
    >>to leave this sh*t* club on a free transfer and joined Birmingham,
    >>which means teams will get pass united even easier now.
      
    I really had hoped that this conference had evolved beyond these rather
    unconstructive comments.  We should all continue to remain aloof of such
    provocation........
    
    It's official, Steve Bruce has joined Brum City on a freebie to aid
    Gerry Francis in the ultimate goal of promotion to the premiership next
    season.  Almost 10 years of exemplary service, a great motivator who I
    hope will learn a good management trade under GF and progress onto
    greater things.  
    
    I assume Eric will maintain his grip on the black armband next season
    and lead the club to greater things (the first English side to qualify
    for the Euro play-offs would be useful !).
    
    Nev
32.6771Farewell BrucieESSB::BLONGA Hat Trick of Premierships 93'94'&amp;96Thu May 23 1996 12:1014
32.6772CorrectionCHEFS::HHL_POSTROOMThu May 23 1996 12:464
    Buy the way nev it is TREVOR Francis not Gerry Franicis who is in
    charge of Tottenham.
    
    P.J.
32.6773....CHEFS::RUTHERFORDII've been seen with FABIO !!!Thu May 23 1996 13:274
32.6774Sad to see Bruce go. Hope he does well(except at Elm Park!)CHEFS::CROSSAMake mine a double double!!!Thu May 23 1996 14:365
    Because they, unlike Rangers!, did not take huge pastings at the hands
    of Juve etc! HTH
    
    
    			Stretch.
32.6775Tosh and piffle !!!!CHEFS::RUTHERFORDII've been seen with FABIO !!!Thu May 23 1996 14:5825
    Stretch,
    
    	I knew Rangers wouldn't be seeded, but after the past few Seasons
    that English clubs have been back in European Cup Competition,
    Blackburn were appalling, Utd weren't much better and the less you say
    about Leeds the better !! I can't see how they justify a seeding !!
    Even this Season, clubs have been poor. Utd, Liverpool, Everton,
    Blackburn and Forest were all on the end of dickings (alright, before
    anybody says anything Liverpool only lost 1-0 and Forest got to the
    quarter finals, but they were poor performances), and my point is that
    the English clubs seem to be qualifying by proxy, as though it is their
    right to be seeded and automatically qualify for the money-spinning
    rounds. Rangers were thrashed in Europe, so were Celtic.....in fact the
    only team that could come out of Scotlands European forays with some
    dignity were Raith Rovers, who lost 2-1 to the eventual winners Bayern.
    Where does that put Forest ???? I'm glad that next Season, both England
    and Scotland will be able to compete better against the top European
    clubs, in fact I think they stand a good chance of winning all 3 cups,
    but I do NOT think that Manchester United are in a strong enough
    position to be able to claim to being one of the top 8 sides in Europe.
    
    
    Rant over,
    
    		Ian.
32.6776ZUR01::ASHGGrahame Ash @RLEThu May 23 1996 15:1010
I can't believe we're still having this discussion - it's been done every time 
at this time of year since the Champions League started. The "seedings" have
got bugger all to do with the relative quality of Scottish football, and
rather a lot to do with how much money ITV (assuming it's till them) are
putting up to boost their ratings. 

Sadly, it seems the great British public have not switched on in droves to 
support our brave boys from north of the border.

grahame
32.6777Can anyone else do better?VARESE::TRNUX1::IDC_BSTROh no! NOT Milan Kundera again!Thu May 23 1996 16:2515
    I was under the impression that it's all down to the UEFA points system
    which works on a COUNTRY basis. So English clubs in general have
    accumulated easily enough points to remain in the top 8.
    
    The point I'm making is that if a team from Iceland reached the
    semi-finals of the Champions League, the following year's
    reprersentatives from Iceland still wouldn't be  guaranteed a place
    because their cumulative results in the last 5 (?) years would keep
    them way outside the top 8. English clubs, on the other hand, have
    managed to qualify for 3 finals (and won 2 trophies) since they were
    readmitted, even if they've done sod all in the Champions League.  
    
    Hmmm, appallingly explained, but I think that's how it works.
    
   
32.6778Well Done LeicesterESSB::BLONGA Hat Trick of Premierships 93'94'&amp;96Mon May 27 1996 21:196
32.6779What a Sad PersonCHEFS::PATEMANCuore SportivoTue May 28 1996 12:478
    But you don't travel any where anyway - like the majority of Man U
    fans. I'm sure you'll love not being locked in for 30 minutes at
    Flibert Street and not having coins thrown and you. Maybe one day you
    might find a team to support who is within 30 miles of your home and
    means something - at least the Leicester & Palace fans are locals.
    
    Paul
    
32.6780What a bitter person !CHEFS::EDWARDSDTue May 28 1996 13:1425
>    But you don't travel any where anyway - like the majority of Man U
>    fans. I'm sure you'll love not being locked in for 30 minutes at
>    Flibert Street and not having coins thrown and you. Maybe one day you
>    might find a team to support who is within 30 miles of your home and
>    means something - at least the Leicester & Palace fans are locals.
>                                                               ^^^^^^^
>    Paul
 
    Hmmm, I presume you're excluding the "local" Palace fans who were
    travelling from Basingstoke yesterday then ?
    
    I went to yesterday's game with a mate of mine, who supports Leicester,
    and had a fantastic time.  Leicester dominated proceedings from start
    to finish and fully deserved their win.  Palace got exactly what their
    defensively-minded manager and pathetically-quiet fans deserved ie sod
    all.  
    
    Su-per Su-per Steve,
    Su-per Su-per Steve,
    Su-per Su-per Steve,
    Super Stevie Claridge
    
     
       
    
32.6781Sorry, no tears from me either...VARESE::TRNUX1::IDC_BSTROh no! NOT Milan Kundera again!Tue May 28 1996 13:2921
    Paul,
    Sorry, but Mr.Panes and your good self rather set yourselves up for this
    one. You can hardly blame Mancs fans for coming down like a ton of
    bricks on you now that Palace have screwed up the playoffs. As for
    making such an issue of the importance of "local" fans, I've never
    heard such utter dross in my life - who gives a monkey's? Maybe if YOU
    (a local) were on the park playing for Palace, I could understand some
    sort of pride. By all means, follow your local team...but give the
    "holier than thou" bit a rest.
    
    As for all those match reports full of dodgy offside decisions,
    non-existent penalties et al...hey, wasn't this the year you were
    supposed to be getting the "big team" decisions? You know, the ones you
    didn't get in the Premiership that led to you being relegated?
    
    Manchester United are no angels, but when I think of the reputation
    Palace had in Division 2 at the beginning of the eighties (a nasty
    little team if ever there was one), I marvel at your courage in
    criticising anyone else. 
    
    Dom
32.6782What a SeasonESSB::BLONGA Hat Trick of Premierships 93'94'&amp;96Tue May 28 1996 14:287
32.6783CHEFS::COOPERT1Captain PlanetTue May 28 1996 14:4818
    .6782
    
    i/ You never go to any games
    
    True, most Man U bandwagoners do not go to games. The same way the same 
    people didn't go to Blackburn games last year and Leeds games in '92.
    
    ii/ Yesterdays game was better then the FA Cup final
    
    True again, it was a far better advert for English football.
    
    iii/ At the end of the day you get what you deserve.
    
    Again, true. Palace over the course of the game were not even in the
    same class as Leicester.
    
    
    CHARLEY$neutral
32.6784CHEFS::PATEMANCuore SportivoTue May 28 1996 15:0235
    Re a few back + the CPFC note
    
    If you read rather than mouth off you will see I fully agreed with the
    Penalty decision and the result, and with the defensive error. What I
    fundamentally disagree with is the whole concept of the play offs.
    
    As for locality - I would estimate 90% plus of the fans for BOTH teams
    yesterday were locals. As one who travelled on the cockney reds special
    from Euston last year I have personal experience of the sad Londoners
    who claim to support TGFTITW rather than live through the ups & downs
    of West Ham, Spurs, Chelsea, Palace, Millwall, Orient etc.
    
    As Rogan Taylor said in Kicking & Screaming, Football is as much as
    anything about a sense of place. Teams are named after towns. MU are
    really just a plc like the teams in Rollerball.
    
    As for fans volume etc - I would liken it to the Man U - CPFC final.
    You lot were expected to win and were under pressure (I seem to recall
    St Alex being for the chop) while we were there to make up the numbers.
    It was the same yesterday. We were favourites, seemingly having the
    Premier in our grasp. I also expect the reason that it has seemed like
    Paneso & me being ott is that there do not seem to be many Leicester
    City fans in this conference to balance things up.
    
    Yes - as a 10 year old in the Surrey sticks I was interested in best &
    Charlton, as a student I went to Anfield & Goodison, I was interested
    in leicester results as my Dad was born there, But I married into a
    family of Palace fans 16 years ago, moved to South London and caught
    the bug. Since having a season ticket 5 or so years ago I have barely
    missed a home game and travelled to places like Reading (!), Grimsby,
    Peterborough, Southend & Carshalton Athletic as well as Anfield, OT,
    Highbury etc.
    
    I don't get my football kicks from a satellite dish and a weekly
    magazine from a money grabbing machine.
32.6785Whadya mean, there are no Leicester fans in here? ;-)VARESE::TRNUX1::IDC_BSTROh no! NOT Milan Kundera again!Tue May 28 1996 15:3114
    Sorry if this sounds blunt, Paul, but, er, so what?
    
    Is it really so noble (for want of a better word) to support your local
    team? Much as I try, I can't see a better case for someone from
    Colchester feeling obliged to support Colchester United than someone
    from Shoreham feeling obliged to buy Leo Sayer records! You're living
    in cloud cuckoo land if you think that being a Football Fan is some
    sort of vocation.
    
    Incidentally, most continentals can't make head or tail of those Union
    Jack flags with "Mansfield Town" or "Carlisle United" written across
    the middle ;-)
    
    Dom
32.6786CHEFS::COOPERT1Captain PlanetTue May 28 1996 16:0715
    >Is it really so noble (for want of a better word) to support your local
    >team? 
    
    Yes, as it displays a sense of loyalty, instead of the insecurity of
    people who need support a team 200 miles away that win more often, 
    as they need something to brag about because their personality is so 
    shallow that they cannot get attention in any other form.;^)
    
    There are three Man U fans in our pub. One from Windsor, one from
    Worcester Park in Surrey, the other from Reading. Needless to say none
    of them have ever been to a Man U home game, and also their rantings
    about the TGFTITW are completely ignored.
     
    
    CHARLEY
32.6787A note from the depths of a shallow personality...VARESE::TRNUX1::IDC_BSTROh no! NOT Milan Kundera again!Tue May 28 1996 16:2416
    >Yes, as it displays a sense of loyalty, instead of the insecurity of
    >people who need support a team 200 miles away that win more often, 
    >as they need something to brag about because their personality is so 
    >shallow that they cannot get attention in any other form.;^)
    
    Well, thank you for that bit of enlightenment, Dr. Freud. Actually, I
    think you've inadvertently hit the nail on the head. I'm delighted if
    my team wins a trophy (or even a game!), but rather than *brag* about
    it, I try to remember that I'm just a technical writer and not the
    centre-forward who scored the winning goal...
    
    And when I finally overcome my insecurity, I might still support a team
    200 miles away because I think they play more attractive football, or
    because their players show more flair.
    
    Dom
32.6788CHEFS::COOPERT1Captain PlanetTue May 28 1996 16:388
    >I think they play more attractive football, or because their players 
    >show more flair.
    
    So you're a Newcastle fan then?
    
    
    CHARLEY
       X
32.6789VARESE::TRNUX1::IDC_BSTROh no! NOT Milan Kundera again!Tue May 28 1996 16:4618
    >>I think they play more attractive football, or because their players 
    >>show more flair.
    
    >So you're a Newcastle fan then?
    
    Ackshirly, i was in the lucky position of not having a real preference
    between the Mancs, Newcastle and Liverpool for the Premiership title.
    They all play good football, and they've all got plenty of exciting
    players.
    
    Now, if it had been a choice between Wimbledon and Southampton, I'd
    have been a bit miffed.
    
    Dom
    
    P.S. You might be interested to know that the vast majority of
    Juventus fans are from the South of Italy (a little more than 200 miles
    away!), but no one here cares a damn.   
32.6790ARNIES::SMITHP1The bionic gitTue May 28 1996 16:508
>    
>    And when I finally overcome my insecurity, I might still support a team
>    200 miles away because I think they play more attractive football, or
>    because their players show more flair.

	I really cannot understand this, don't you find you support a
	different team each season then ???
	
32.6791I stopped *supporting* teams when I was about 14...VARESE::TRNUX1::IDC_BSTROh no! NOT Milan Kundera again!Tue May 28 1996 16:598
	>I really cannot understand this, don't you find you support a
	>different team each season then ???
    
    I tend to find I don't *support* ANY team, although I can usually
    express a preference between team A and team B. I'm just defending
    people who don't automatically support their local team.
    
    Dom
32.6792and Smith must scoreCHEFS::PANESsealions on my shirtTue May 28 1996 17:128
<<< Note 32.6791 by VARESE::TRNUX1::IDC_BSTR "Oh no! NOT Milan Kundera again!" >>>
            -< I stopped *supporting* teams when I was about 14... >-
     
     Was it Jimmy Melia's white shoes that swung it??


     Stuart

32.6793Turn in your badge...XSTACY::PHAYDENTue May 28 1996 17:374
Would all Beatles fans NOT from Liverpool and U2 fans NOT from the North side of Dublin please piss off !
Oh and if you've never seen them in concert - Top yourself now you pathetic follower of success and talent !

Peter.
32.6794For all those people living 200 miles from Motif and still supporting character cell.XSTACY::PHAYDENTue May 28 1996 17:597
Would all Beatles fans NOT from Liverpool and U2 fans 
NOT from the North side of Dublin please piss off !
Oh and if you've never seen them in concert - 

Top yourself now you pathetic follower of success and talent !

Peter.
32.6795CHEFS::COOPERT1Captain PlanetTue May 28 1996 18:026
    I'm sorry Peter, but that's a different argument entirely.
    
    And a rather silly one.
    
    
    CHARLEY
32.6796I think not !XSTACY::PHAYDENTue May 28 1996 18:040
32.6797CHEFS::EDWARDSDTue May 28 1996 18:1631
    Re: last half dozen or so.
    
    I think that there as an important distinction to be made here between
    person A who, for whatever reason, supports a team x million miles away
    and does actually go to the games, and person B who simply tags onto
    the current flavour of the month and whose opinions are based upon
    those of Richard Keys and Andy Gray (Sky presenters).  If the digs are
    at person B, then I'm right with you.  If they're aimed at both, then I
    have a slight problem with that.
    
    I regularly travel 400 miles to see Utd play and have done for many
    years - does this make me any less of a supporter than Joe Bloggs who 
    lives 5 minutes walk away ?  I think not.  Remember, and this goes 
    back to one of Mr Pateman's earlier comments, the Cockney Red specials 
    were running all through the 70s and 80s when you would be hard pushed 
    to say that Utd were in their glory years.  There are many reasons for 
    following a team, and it's hard to say why Man U have *always* attracted 
    this travelling support, but to suggest that they are not real supporters 
    is absolute b*ll*cks.
    
    Anyway, why is this discussion taking place ?  Because Brian Long, Man
    Utd supporter from Ireland, decides to express his delight following
    Leicester's victory yesterday.  How dare he ?!  After all, he can't be
    a real football supporter as he spends hundreds of pounds
    travelling hundreds of miles supporting a team that isn't his local one
    !  Therefore his opinion doesn't count for anything eh Mr Pateman ?  If 
    your only consolation following yesterday's game is that most of your fans
    live near the San Selhurst, then great, enjoy.  I hope that makes the 
    prospect of next season in the Endsleigh league easier to bear.
    
    
32.6798CHEFS::COOPERT1Captain PlanetTue May 28 1996 18:2012
    Most music fans do not harp on endlessly about the fact that their
    favourite band has got to number one. No music fan takes the piss out
    of another music fan because his band got into the charts and the other
    blokes didn't. Music bands come and go. Football teams remain. People
    that say they support Man U. Liverpool etc,. just because they play, in
    their opinion, attractive football are full of horse. Because, as P1
    says, next year or two years down the line another team will be playing
    attractive football. Will you support them then?
    
    
    
    CHARLEY
32.6799CHEFS::COOPERT1Captain PlanetTue May 28 1996 18:216
    Btw.
    
    I despise person B. I admire person A.
    
    
    CHARLEY
32.6800CHEFS::ast138.hhl.dec.com::PATEMANFrom Jerry Garcia to Julie AndrewsTue May 28 1996 18:4626
Dave,

I have no basic problem with someone from London supporting MU or 
Liverpool or anyone else come to that, who actually goes to home games etc. I 
think its a little sad, but then Man U is more attractive than Reading or 
Brentford or Wycombe etc etc and they get a darn sight more publicity too 
which catches the attention of the young and impressionable. I have no 
problem with those who claim to be supporters and never go to games, they 
are just sad gits who seek perenial glory. 

I just cannot contemplate (and maybe this is my problem) that any of the 
many casual followers who claim to be Man U, Liverpool, Rangers (I believe 
the situation is the same in Scotland) can ever experience the real gut 
wrenching emotion engendered by a day like yesterday, or by a day like Villa 
Park 1990. That demands true commitment. Equally, I find no joy in crowing 
over Man C, QPR & Bolton - we've been there and know what the feeling is 
like (Millwall are a bit different!!)

I just find it rather sickening to see someone laughing at misfortune in this 
way, particularly someone who has probably been to less MU games in his 
life than many Palace fans attend in a season ( if I'm wrong I'll take it back)

Good luck to Leicester in the Premier, and I will actually be glad NOT to see 
so many hypocrites (especially Paddy Crerand) at Selhurst next season.

Paul
32.6801CHEFS::COOPERT1Captain PlanetTue May 28 1996 18:524
    Amen to that.
    
    
    CHARLEY
32.6802All's well that ends well...VARESE::TRNUX1::IDC_BSTROh no! NOT Milan Kundera again!Tue May 28 1996 19:1623
    >I'm sorry Peter, but that's a different argument entirely.
    
    >And a rather silly one.
    
    I think it's a perfect argument, a lot more relevant than my Leo Sayer
    comment in a previous note. Sure, I agree with your (Charley's) comment
    regarding harping on about your team's success, in so far as I think
    people who harp on about their team's success are pretty sad. Period.
    Better to be the local junior freestyle bingo champion than have to
    harp on about OTHER people's success.
    
    As for the Palace fans in here, what do you expect? Brian Long gets
    stick from you 360 days a year; you can't even come up with a word of
    admiration when United do the double; you never stop whingeing about
    how Palace were cheated here and deserved better luck there (whereas
    he's the epitome of good sportsmanship when United get tonked), etc.
    Sounds like he's entitled to p*ss himself laughing when Palace's season
    falls through at the last hurdle.
    
    And, my word, I think he is ;-)
    
    Dom
                                                                    
32.6803I'm Barnstoneworth United through and through...VARESE::TRNUX1::IDC_BSTROh no! NOT Milan Kundera again!Tue May 28 1996 19:319
>I just find it rather sickening to see someone laughing at misfortune in this 
>way, particularly someone who has probably been to less MU games in his 
>life than many Palace fans attend in a season ( if I'm wrong I'll take it back)
    
    Did I really read that? Talk of the kettle calling the pot black...
    
    Hey, what about giving an extra UEFA place to the team with the most
    local support?  ;-)
                    
32.6804Lots of rude & abusive words strung togetherCHEFS::ast138.hhl.dec.com::PATEMANFrom Jerry Garcia to Julie AndrewsTue May 28 1996 19:4423
I could get really offensive here but as a person with responsibilty.....

What is it with you - is it wrong to support ANY football team or something? 
As for pots & kettles - this season I attended over 30 Palace games including 
seeing the youth team and travelling to the arse end of the world (Grimsby) . 

Man U fans are disliked by every teams supporters in the country, whether 
they are real fans or pot hunters or a bit of both. Partially its plain old human 
jealousy of success, partially its a reflection of the percieved bias they receive 
from referees (8 minutes added time against Sheff Weds? The Penalty against 
MC this season?) and partially we are fed up to the eye teeth of the mindless 
crowing of people who go to a football match once a season if that.

Not everyone who lives in South London supports or is even interested in 
Crystal Palace, we get a staunch 15-20k support plus floaters for more 
attractive fixtures or when the team is doing well, same as most clubs.

On the field, Man U have had an excellent season and have crop of good, 
home grown talent which is to be lauded in the current instant success 
culture of Blackburn & Newcastle. Off the field, their "fans" just get on my 
t*t*!!!

Paul
32.6805VARESE::TRNUX1::IDC_BSTROh no! NOT Milan Kundera again!Tue May 28 1996 19:525
    I don't deny that you attended over 30 Palace games this year. My "pots
    and kettles" quote was in response to your comment about "being
    sickened at people who laugh at misfortune in this way...". 
    
    Dom
32.6806its all in your mindCHEFS::PANESsealions on my shirtTue May 28 1996 19:5716
32.6807Back for one night only. Reasoning...XSTACY::PHAYDENTue May 28 1996 19:5745
   >> Most music fans do not harp on endlessly about the fact that their
   >> favourite band has got to number one. No music fan takes the piss out
   >> of another music fan because his band got into the charts and the other
   >> blokes didn't. Music bands come and go.

Very true but that wasn't what I was getting at.

Normal people identify with music. Lyrics may say something to them it may be 
just the melody or beat that appeals but it crosses 200 mile even
1000 mile barriers.

Then some people insist on giving aural worship to Chas & Dave ! 
Is it 'cos they're cockney ?

In the same way with football. 
Most people are baptised into team support between
8 and 12. They may waver a couple of times but will 
tend to stick with a favourite after a while. 
Why support Man.U. Liverpool etc.. Success ! 
No kid wants to identify with failure.

It's the Adults who can handle failure. By the time you reach your twenties 
most have probably experienced more than their fair share( whether in love , war
business of just life in general) and the only way for some of us , is to live for 
evermore vicariously through the success of a meagre Soccer team. Sad isn't it.
We are the sad bastards not them I tell you !

But this is where I come to the supporters of Crystal Palace and their ilk.
The chosen ones. The ones whose every step is paved with gold. The gods on whom women
fawn and trapse. The perfect head and torsoe. Hair full and rich shining in the brilliant 
sunshine that is their jewel of a life.  
They have NEVER failed and ,like the truffles and vintage wine they thrive on ,failure is a 
delicacy to be savoured. The masochistic and perverted pleasure from letting the world know 
that they are a martyr , a minority apostates who has turned his back of the materialism and 
hedonistic taking of pleasure from the success of a team. 
No they prefer to flagalate themselves on the alter of proximity. I live close to the 
ground therfore I will suffer the pain and ignomany of defeat. I must battle the forces 
of evil at every turn. They will never let themselves  be drawn into the mire of 
supporting the club that wins. We WILL OVERCOME !!!!! BY FAILING THEY SUCCEED

Here comes train number br1057.
Pull your anorak tightly now lads and eat all your jam sandwiches.


Peter( An Impartial Celt)
32.6808CHEFS::ast138.hhl.dec.com::PATEMANFrom Jerry Garcia to Julie AndrewsTue May 28 1996 20:0014
There is a difference between idle banter and sniping. Take the F1 
conference... a certain Scottish noter is constantly crowing about how 
wonderful David Coulthard is in relation to everyone else and slagging off 
every other driver and particularly Damon Hill as crap and not worthy to lick 
DC's exhaust. That is OTT. 

Similarly I find Mr Long's comments rather hard to swallow from (my 
perception) a semi armchair Manc.

Still - at least this is clogging up the Manc topic and avoiding endless tributes 
to Eric "not good enough for France but sadly better  than most British 
players" Cantona

Paul
32.6809CHEFS::COOPERT1Captain PlanetTue May 28 1996 20:0118
    I actually do not hate Man U. I think they should be admired for what
    they are. An excellent football club. And fairly good to watch as a
    neutral. Ray Wikins said Man U's reserves would hold their own in the 
    Premiership and this shows what a good job Alex Ferguson et al have done 
    with the club.
    
    I agree totally with the "just add money = instant premiership"
    b***sh*t. But unfortunately that's the way it is going to be for the
    forseeable future. 
    
    The three people in my pub whom I said "followed" Man U have only made 
    this known to everyone in the past five years. T shirts have been bought, 
    football shirts etc. when 5 years ago they wouldn't even admit that they 
    were a fan.  If they were that is. And it seems (to me) there are a lot of
    these people about. 
    
    
    CHARLEY
32.6810Sorted Mate!CHEFS::ast138.hhl.dec.com::PATEMANFrom Jerry Garcia to Julie AndrewsTue May 28 1996 20:045
Ref Mr Hayden -2

What are you on and can I have some please?

@-)
32.6811XSTACY::PHAYDENTue May 28 1996 20:254
Prozac is bloody expensive.
But it probably would help( being a palace fan an' all ).

so it's on it's way...
32.6812Peter's got the bit between his teeth ;-)VARESE::TRNUX1::IDC_BSTROh no! NOT Milan Kundera again!Tue May 28 1996 20:2719
    Well, while we're on the subject, I'd also like to shoot down in flames
    the notion that the opinion of "armchair fans" is worth any less han
    that of people who go to see their local teams week in/week out. This
    is based on a study of supporters of my local teams: Brighton, Milan
    and Inter.
    
    Anyone who thinks that the 14th row of the upper tier behind the goal
    at the San Siro stadium is a good place to watch a match from needs
    his/her head examined. And believe me, for every Brighton fan who knows
    Jimmy Case's golf handicap but can't understand the offside law, there's 
    an AC Milan fan who buys Paolo Maldini's records (I kid you not!) but 
    still can't understand why keepers don't pick the ball up after a 
    backpass.
    
    Park football...now that's where it's at ;-)
    
    Dom
                               
    
32.6813IRNBRU::HOWARDLovely Day for a GuinnessTue May 28 1996 22:0111
    Dom, good point about the stadiums, I watched a Scotland-Holland game
    from behind the goal at Hampden Park, (0-1 Holland, March '94), and I 
    hadn't a clue what was happening when the ball went to the far end of 
    the pitch. I'm told that the situation is the same at Wembley. Give me
    my armchair any day....
    
    Ray....
    
    re a few notes back....referee playing 8 mins injury-time against Sheff 
    Weds 3-4 seasons ago, I remember it well, the ref obviously had bet his
    mortgage on a ManU win that day....
32.6814Make Mine a DOUBLE DOUBLEESSB::BLONGA Hat Trick of Premierships 93'94'&amp;96Tue May 28 1996 22:1323
32.68151968 eh? Euro Cup Year? CHEFS::ast138.hhl.dec.com::PATEMANFrom Jerry Garcia to Julie AndrewsWed May 29 1996 12:5032
Brian,

Firstly, I have never once said we were unjustly treated on Monday. We 
played well below our usual level and lost to the better side ON THE DAY. 
My main point has been that it seems a little unjust to throw away the efforts 
of 10 months of league football on POTENTIALLY a single error by a referee. 
It a similar arguement to that put forward by Man U fans that your failure in 
Europe in recent years has been due to the fact that you cannot play your 
strongest team due to the foreigners restriction. We'll see the real Utd this year 
one presumes.

As for you Man U credentials and spending power, that is entirely your 
choice. 7 games this season eh? Fine, if you wish to do that I make no criticism 
whatsoever. However - the "I spent more following Man U in 7 games than 
you spend in a season of 30 odd games" argument is a totally specious one. I 
know of a family of displaced Sarf Lunduners who travel to all home games 
and many away games from the Midlands, while Tim Crabbe of FSA & Sky 
fame now lives in Liverpool (thanks for that Stu!)

The basic premise is that REAL football clubs, as opposed to plc's, live and 
breathe in their community. While I do not condone the tactics (or have any 
fondness for the club Dom) look at the feelings of the Seaweed's fans at the 
prospect of a move a few miles down the coast, or of the uproar a few years 
back at the potential merger of Reading & Oxford to make the Thames Valley 
Royals.

If we continue down the Global Teams route, and the "bought the shirt so I'm 
a true fan" mentality we will end up like US sport with franchises and the 
New York Dodgers becoming the LA Dodgers. Maybe that is the future of 
football, I for one hope not.

Paul
32.6816CHEFS::PANESsealions on my shirtWed May 29 1996 13:0516
<<< Note 32.6815 by CHEFS::ast138.hhl.dec.com::PATEMAN "From Jerry Garcia to Julie Andrews" >>>
                         -< 1968 eh? Euro Cup Year?  >-

>                                                                       I 
>know of a family of displaced Sarf Lunduners who travel to all home games 
>and many away games from the Midlands, while Tim Crabbe of FSA & Sky 
>fame now lives in Liverpool (thanks for that Stu!)


  I know this topic isn't normally noted for its accurate reportage ( sorry, 
cheap snipe ), but for the record Tim Crabbe lives in Manchester . The 
Liverpool was a reference to his girlfriend ( who was absent from the game..
maybe I should put this in  the "Keep Slappers Out of Football and Back
in the Kitchen " topic).

Stuart
32.6817Time ain't no healer...VARESE::SACHA::IDC_BSTROh no! NOT Milan Kundera again!Wed May 29 1996 16:2711
>The basic premise is that REAL football clubs, as opposed to plc's, live and 
>breathe in their community. While I do not condone the tactics (or have any 
>fondness for the club Dom) 
    
    I dunno, Paul. Some twenty years have gone by and you still can't
    forgive Peter Ward for making a monkey out of Kenny Sanson by the
    corner flag under the North Stand...
    
    ;-)
    
    Dom      
32.6818I was too busy to join in yesterday (sadly)CHEFS::CROSSAMake mine a double double!!!Wed May 29 1996 17:3216
    Two words - Matthew + Simmonds!!!! Ever since that debacle every
    opportunity has been taken by some Palace "fans" to deride Utd fans
    for no better reason than the team they support, regardless of
    objectivity. If you do not believe me take a look at some of the things
    that have been directed at Utd supporters since that incident. We are
    murderers!! we bribe refs!!! we have the law protecting Cantona!!! we
    control the laws of time !!!etc ek-bloody-cetera!!!
    
    Some of the comments directed at Utd fans over the past season have been
    DISGUSTING. If Brian, or any other Utd supporter, has a minor gloat
    (and the comments have been nothing to get this airated about) I feel
    they have suffered a season of abuse and some comeback is not
    surprising, or unexpected. 
    
                                      
    			Stretch.
32.6819IRNBRU::HOWARDLovely Day for a GuinnessWed May 29 1996 17:349
    Roy Keane has been upsetting the Republic of Ireland management team,
    apparently he went on holiday without informing Big Mick, or something
    like that. He won't be going on the tour to the USA and it looks like
    his chance for the captaincy of Ireland has gone as well, (although why
    McCarthy would want a foul-mouthed loony-tune like Keane as his captain, 
    God only knows!...) It's a pity about Keane, such a talent wasted on a
    king-size prat....
    
    Ray....
32.6820eh???CHEFS::PANESsealions on my shirtWed May 29 1996 17:429
      <<< Note 32.6818 by CHEFS::CROSSA "Make mine a double double!!!" >>>
                -< I was too busy to join in yesterday (sadly) >-

>    Some of the comments directed at Utd fans over the past season have been
>    DISGUSTING. 

   Go on Stretch, show us some examples.

   Stuart
32.6821eeerrrrre I actually agree with you, Ray!CHEFS::CROSSAMake mine a double double!!!Wed May 29 1996 17:4510
    Ray,
      From what I saw on text last night "Big" Mick says it will not affect
    his captaincy. Who knows? I agree that a thuggish, over payed, prat
    should not hold the position (though I think Mr Edwards may have a few
    things to say about that!) but Mr McCarthy has already shown his blind
    loyalty towards people this season (Millwall behaviour at Elm Park
    and a few other grounds).
    
    
    			Stretch. 
32.6822Just to keep things going .....CHEFS::EDWARDSDWed May 29 1996 17:486
    >Go on Stretch, show us some examples.
    
    Something about "murder on and off the pitch" springs to mind !
    
    hth,
    Dave
32.6823Is that a good enough example?CHEFS::CROSSAMake mine a double double!!!Wed May 29 1996 17:552
    .6822
    Exactly!
32.6824CHEFS::ast138.hhl.dec.com::PATEMANCPFC - Failed YoYosWed May 29 1996 17:5642
Ref -2

Must eat a lot of beef in Manchester (Sorry, that should be Reading shouldn't it 
Stretch!) and drink quite a lot of baby milk (come to think of it - maybe that explains 
RK too?)

I think you have read the wrong notes. 

FACT - Matthew Simmons was out of order abusing EC & got punished - albeit 
there are differing views of the fairness of the punishment

FACT - EC committed both a footballing & civil crime by his reaction, the like of 
which has not been seen in recent years, and he has been punished

FACT - A Palace fan died as a result of a fracas in Walsall instigated by Man Utd 
fans (as determined by the police investigation) for which no charges have been 
able to be brought unfortunately

FACT - Fans (no quote marks) of all clubs believe that Man U along with some other 
big clubs get more than their share of the rub of the green, Ask Man City about the 
penalty in the Cup this year or read the Manchester Pink write up of our game at 
OT last year when even their reporter thought Irwin should have walked for his 
tackle on Armstrong

FACT - Man U have hundreds of thousands of followers worldwide, and I would 
guesstimate that the vast majority have never seen them play live. I exclude from all 
derision or comment season ticket holders at OT, regular fans etc etc. This has been 
the case since the mid 60's in the Best/Law/Charlton era following on from the 
legend created by the untimely end of the Busby Babes

FACT - there has NEVER been any particular aggro between Palace & Man U to my 
witness having been to 5 league games and 3 FA Cup Games  in recent seasons, 
other than the usual tensions created in any ground when home areas are flooded 
by away fans. EC created that all on his lonesome last January at Selhurst Park for a 
stupid, crude and violent attempt at vigilante justice (as he saw it) followed up by 
crass and ignorant remarks by those paragons of virtue Paddy Gobshite Crerand 
and George "I was great before I hit the bottle and started making racist jokes on 
stage" Best

Now get back in you cube and sit under a towel


32.6825VARESE::SACHA::IDC_BSTROh no! NOT Milan Kundera again!Wed May 29 1996 17:5710
>>    Some of the comments directed at Utd fans over the past season have been
>>    DISGUSTING. 

>   Go on Stretch, show us some examples.
    
    Given the absurd amount of time required by legal proceedings these days, 
    may I suggest a DIR/AUTH=PANES 32.* to facilitate the task of the 
    prosecution? ;-)
    
    Dom
32.6826CHEFS::CROSSAMake mine a double double!!!Wed May 29 1996 18:067
    Thanx Dom!
    
    
    			Stretch.
    
    P.S Stuart - Can you reformat your diatribe into 80 columns so I can
    see what you are saying in full?
32.6827?CHEFS::CROSSAMake mine a double double!!!Wed May 29 1996 18:151
    BTW Stuart, when you said -2 were you aiming at me or Dave?
32.6828CHEFS::ast138.hhl.dec.com::PATEMANCPFC - Failed YoYosWed May 29 1996 18:197
Re -1 

Stretch - the "diatribe" is not from Stuart - try reading the heading, also, it is 
formatted for 80 columns - or at least it is on my screen, and it is fairly & 
squarely aimed at you. Dave & I have an "understanding" !

paul #:->
32.6829New Signing?CHEFS::BUSSONGWed May 29 1996 18:327
    Man Utd could be about to sign Fernando Couto as a replacement for
    Steve Bruce. It has been reported that Couto has stated he would prefer
    to move to OT from Parma than go to Rangers and that Rangers have
    accepted this and are to stand aside. The price to take him to OT is a
    cool 3.5million.
    
    Graham
32.6830CHEFS::EDWARDSDWed May 29 1996 18:4311
    Graham,
    
    Fancy cluttering up this note with actual "news" !  Let's get back to
    the important stuff ...
    
    Palace are sh!te and were stuffed on Monday and don't deeserve to be in
    the Premiership cos they're not a big club with lots'n'lots of
    travelling fans, and anyway, Kid Jensen's (?sp) not from Sarf London is he ?
    
    Understandingly yours,
    Dave
32.6831CHEFS::CROSSAMake mine a double double!!!Wed May 29 1996 18:4710
    Graham,
    Is Cuoto the Portugese player?
    
    
    
    Paul - Apologies, I thought we had Stuarts Pateman + Panes. Anyway I
    still cannot see all of your note!
    
    
    			Stretch.
32.6832Paneso has less hair & more "substance"CHEFS::ast138.hhl.dec.com::PATEMANCPFC - Failed YoYosWed May 29 1996 18:599
I can see all of yours (alledgedly) so I think your end has a problem. 
Something that often afflicts closet Reading fans you come out and try to 
pretend they support a real man's football club

Dave Edwards - back to your northern slum and eat your ferret!

hugs & kisses

paul
32.6833blimey , the hounds are bayingCHEFS::PANESsealions on my shirtWed May 29 1996 19:2231
                     <<< Note 32.6822 by CHEFS::EDWARDSD >>>
                      -< Just to keep things going ..... >-

>    >Go on Stretch, show us some examples.
    
>    Something about "murder on and off the pitch" springs to mind !
    
>    hth,

     Dave,

     So you find one thing that I have written "DISGUSTING". I thought
     it was a rather pithy comment , which juxtaposed an interesting 
     allegory with a topical news item.

     Dom,

     ho ho. your comments just go to prove that travel really does broaden
     the mind, and that your time spent in the country that gave us Dante
     hasn't been wasted.


     Stretch,

     I await your examples with almost incontinence inducing fervour.

 
     Hugs,

     Stuart

32.6834!CHEFS::CROSSAMake mine a double double!!!Wed May 29 1996 19:266
    Mr Pateman - You are on rather dodgy ground there from my understanding of
    the situation! More clubs than a pack of cards is the word around
    here!!!
    
       
    			Stretch. 
32.6835CHEFS::ast138.hhl.dec.com::PATEMANCPFC - Failed YoYosWed May 29 1996 19:325
Eh? Must be real mad cows down in DeathPark today

Je ne comprende pas, mon cher oiseaux de mer

Paulo
32.6836!CHEFS::CROSSAMake mine a double double!!!Wed May 29 1996 19:407
    P.S The "Murderer" comments stick out as the nadir of the notes over the
    season...... closely followed by the attacks on Elm Park as justification
    for slagging Readings team and supporters!!! Mr Kirkpatrick is still
    waiting for your replies!
    
    
    			Stretch.
32.6837CHEFS::ast138.hhl.dec.com::PATEMANCPFC - Failed YoYosWed May 29 1996 19:4510
Sorry - I'm with Stu here - Elm Park is a dump of the first order. Grimsby's 
ground is 10 times nicer. Fur crissake there isn't even a ladies toilet in the 
away end (but I suppose you lads reckon girlies don't go to footie eh?)

As for murder, well it was manslaughter at least. It was just that the case 
could not be proven. Sorry - but that's what the Bill say.

The one with the flowing locks


32.6838Oh dear....CHEFS::PANESsealions on my shirtWed May 29 1996 19:4624
32.6839Nail + head = my point exactly!CHEFS::CROSSAMake mine a double double!!!Wed May 29 1996 19:539
    >> But what the hell, why let perception get in the way of selective
         (inaccurate) memeory?
    
    And *that* is exactly where, and why, I got embroiled in this!!!
    
    
    
    
    			Stretch.
32.6840CHEFS::ast138.hhl.dec.com::PATEMANCPFC - Failed YoYosWed May 29 1996 20:414
I suppose it'll be quiet in here 'til tomorrow as the "Mancs" seem to knock off 
early?

Paul
32.684190 minutes +CHEFS::PANESsealions on my shirtWed May 29 1996 20:4816
<<< Note 32.6840 by CHEFS::ast138.hhl.dec.com::PATEMAN "CPFC - Failed YoYos" >>>

>I suppose it'll be quiet in here 'til tomorrow as the "Mancs" seem to knock off 
>early?

Paul,

I feel that your comment is somewhat out of order. I am sure that the
Manchester United supporters are beavering away, and follow the example
of their team. They will work that extra few minutes , just to get the
job done.



Stuart

32.6842CHEFS::EDWARDSDWed May 29 1996 20:5317
>Paul,
>
>I feel that your comment is somewhat out of order. I am sure that the
>Manchester United supporters are beavering away, and follow the example
>of their team. They will work that extra few minutes , just to get the
>job done.
>
>Stuart

    Hmm, tempting here to make some reference to Monday's game and perhaps
    Palace learning from the example set by Man Utd - but I've promised
    myself not to mentioned Super Stevie's Sensational Strike again, so I
    won't.
    
    
    
    
32.6843What about the man with more clubs than Nick Faldos caddy!!CHEFS::CROSSAMake mine a double double!!!Wed May 29 1996 20:538
    eeerrr chaps, I left the right of reply to you two. I am here 'til
    18:00 every night so take it away.........
    
    
                   Stretch.
    
    P.S The bottom line is - You were pants on Monday and no amount of
    tangents can detract from that!!! 
32.6844From little acorns!CHEFS::CROSSAMake mine a double double!!!Wed May 29 1996 21:0016
32.6845CHEFS::PANESsealions on my shirtWed May 29 1996 21:0718
      <<< Note 32.6843 by CHEFS::CROSSA "Make mine a double double!!!" >>>
        -< What about the man with more clubs than Nick Faldos caddy!! >-
          ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Is the lithium wearing off, or is this a typical comment from
Reading/ManU fans?


  
>    P.S The bottom line is - You were pants on Monday and no amount of
>    tangents can detract from that!!! 


   "pants"?? Er.. sorry old chap , I don't understand your banter. If
    you are suggesting that Leicester deserved to win on Monday, then I 
    fully concur.

    Stuart
32.6846Long on original sin..short on original thoughtCHEFS::PANESsealions on my shirtWed May 29 1996 21:0924
32.6847CHEFS::CROSSAMake mine a double double!!!Wed May 29 1996 21:336
    Pants = rubbish (hth)
    
    
    Stretch.
    
    
32.6848Don't you just love it when a plan comes togetherESSB::BLONGA Hat Trick of Premierships 93'94'&amp;96Wed May 29 1996 21:463
    
    

32.6849Palace fan baiting...the sport of the 90s?VARESE::TRNUX1::IDC_BSTROh no! NOT Milan Kundera again!Thu May 30 1996 13:327
     >Don't you just love it when a plan comes together >-
    
    Come on, Brian, keep your feet on the ground. I don't know about
    calling it a "plan". It was rather like stealing candy from a baby ;-)
                         
    Dom
                        
32.6850Better late...(or not)..CHEFS::KIRKPATRICKJYou ain't seen me, roight?Wed Jun 05 1996 13:0338
    
    Finally managed to read through all the notes generated by Brian's wee
    dig at Palace and, whilst I don't wish to stir up a hornet's nest
    (isn't that Watford - Ed.), the following points spring to mind.
    
    1) The opprobrium heaped on the Mancs and their "fans" is not so much
    directed at those who don't live in Manchester as against those over
    the age of fifteen who've suddenly become life-long Manc fans in the
    last four seasons. These sad people must somehow think that "their
    team's" success reflects on their own sad personality. What these
    morons (and many other true Manc. fans) fail to understand is that ten
    years ago all these glory hunters supported Liverpool for precisely the
    same reasons! 
    
    2) Mr Pateman's point about big club mentality would carry a lot more
    weight if he didn't exhibit exactly the same tendency when visiting Elm
    Park (Quote - "god what a dump - and to think they nearly made it to
    the Premiership). Perhaps his hatred of the Mancs is merely a
    reflection of his own desire for Palace to be regarded as a "big club"
    - the words "fat" and "chance" spring to mind.
    
    3) Mr Pateman's other point about the play-offs was spot on. The
    commentary on the game with Leicester was absurd - "justice was done
    because the better team won on the day". Don't these cretins realise
    that this wasn't a cup final? - no, probably not. Justice can only be
    done in the play-offs if the team which finishes in the highest postion
    goes up - in this case Palace not Leicester. Palace may have been crap
    when they came to Elm Park but Leicester were no better on the two
    occasions I saw them.
    
    4) Please don't write so many notes in such a short space of time - I
    can't keep up. Not work commitments - I just can't read very quickly!
    
    
    
    Jeff
     
    
32.6851CHEFS::EDWARDSDWed Jun 05 1996 13:3536
     re:-1
    
     Well, I've got a few minutes to spare so .......
    
>	[ other stuff ]
>    team's" success reflects on their own sad personality. What these
>    morons (and many other true Manc. fans) fail to understand is that ten
>    years ago all these glory hunters supported Liverpool for precisely the
>    same reasons! 

     Point well made and well taken, although I would argue thay most "true
     Manc. fans" are as pi$$ed off with the glory-hunters as anyone else.
     The *actual* point was whether Brian Long fits into this category, and
     was therefore eligible to make such derisory comments about Palace.  I
     think you'll find that this is what triggered the "I hate ManU"
     onslaught by Paul.    
    
>    3) Mr Pateman's other point about the play-offs was spot on. The
>    commentary on the game with Leicester was absurd - "justice was done
>    because the better team won on the day". Don't these cretins realise
>    that this wasn't a cup final? - no, probably not. Justice can only be
>    done in the play-offs if the team which finishes in the highest postion
>    goes up - in this case Palace not Leicester. 

     Wrong !  The play-off final *is* a cup final - winner takes all.  
     Therefore the team that plays better on the day, deserves the prize.
     Your argument is like saying that because Liverpool played better in
     the earlier rounds of the FA Cup, justice would only have been served
     if they'd have won the cup.  The play-offs are like a bonus for those
     teams not good enough to gain automatic promotion - the team finishing
     3rd in the league has no more right to promotion than the team finishing
     6th.  If you don't like the rules, don't play the game !
    
    
     Dave                                                
    
32.6852Here we go again!CHEFS::CROSSAOpel Manta for sale - Call 7830 2919Wed Jun 05 1996 13:5615
    >>The play-offs are like a bonus for those teams not good enough to gain 
    >>automatic promotion - the team finishing 3rd in the league has no more 
    >>right to promotion than the team finishing 6th.  If you don't like the 
    >>rules, don't play the game !
    
      May 29th last year. Reading qualified in a high enough position to go
    straight up. Due to the rules being changed that year, we ended up in
    a play off. You do not get a chance to like them when they are fudged
    to suit Mamon. Fair - I think not!
    
    
    			Stretch.
    
    P.S The 'Pool-cup analogy was poo as well! The league shows consitency,
    as does the cup.
32.6853Dangerous Attack of RationalityCHEFS::ast138.hhl.dec.com::PATEMANCPFC - Failed YoYosWed Jun 05 1996 14:2935
Seconds out - back to the fray.....

1 - "I hate Man U"

I don't. Paneso is on hols so I can't speak for him, but what I dislike about 
Man U is the hangers on who claim to be real supporters, the plc mentality 
(branded whisky & Chateau Eric for God's sake!) and the fawning of the 
media. I also genuinely believe they get a better rub of the green on 50-50 
decisions

2 - "Big Club"

Palace will never be a Big Club. They had a chance to be a BIGGER club in 
1990/91 with an FA Cup Final and 3rd in the League, plus a strong team 
(Martyn, Wright, Salako, Bright, Thomas, Gray, Thorne, Young etc) and 
managed to blow it spectacularly by failing to invest in top notch players and 
by Ron's misguided comments. However, we have the potential to be a second 
rank team behind the top 6-10, challenging for Europe and Cups. We need to 
take that chance in the next year or so. There will always be levels of clubs, 
and Reading are somewhat below Palace in this scheme of things you must 
admit. Palace's gates were 50% higher than the Div 1 average so we seem to 
be doing OK.

3 - Play Offs

Palace got their chance via the system in place "which was nice" but I do not 
wholeheartedly agree with the system. It confuses a League with a Cup knock 
out. If we go up via that route next year, fine, but I will still have my doubts. 
Palace were better than Leicester over 9 months. Millwall were better than 
both over at least half of the season, but then collapsed. (hahaha!). Palace & 
Reading have both had it hard in recent seasons. Palace going down as one of 
4 for the only time in League history and Reading having to play off after 
coming second. I think both sets of supporters can feel aggrieved

paul
32.6854CHEFS::EDWARDSDWed Jun 05 1996 14:3822
>    P.S The 'Pool-cup analogy was poo as well! The league shows consitency,
>    as does the cup.
    
    The league *does* show consistency, but the cup ?  Nonsense !
    I presume you feel that Liverpools performances against Rochdale and
    Shrewsbury en route to this season's cup final illustrate what a 
    consistent team they are !
     
    Look, without this ending up in yet another debate regarding the
    play-off system, the rules are simple.  You enter a league system, 
    play 46 games, and the best 2 clubs are promoted.  The next 4 teams are
    entered into a *cup* competition, the winner of which gets the 3rd
    promotion spot.  This year, Leicester were the better team on the day,
    and that is all that counts in the cup.
    
    BTW - are you sure the rules were changed last year ?   I thought the
    play-offs had been going for some time now.
    
    Oh, and don't say "whatever" !
    
    
    
32.6855exitCHEFS::EDWARDSDWed Jun 05 1996 14:4210
>    BTW - are you sure the rules were changed last year ?   I thought the
>    play-offs had been going for some time now.
    
    Stretch,
    
    You don't have to answer this, I've just remembered courtesy of Mr
    Pateman's last reply.    
    
    
    
32.6856Island mentality or what? ;-)VARESE::SACHA::IDC_BSTROh no! NOT Milan Kundera again!Wed Jun 05 1996 14:4510
    Well, the fact that the European Championships are three days away and
    we're *still* debating about the playoffs for promotion from the
    Endsleigh league to the Premiership pretty much answers the question
    Paul raised in 559...at least from an English point-of-view.
    
    Tell you what, let's skip the European Championships altogether and
    start the buildup to the Charity Shield match in August ;-)
    
    Dom
    
32.6857CHEFS::ast138.hhl.dec.com::PATEMANCPFC - Failed YoYosWed Jun 05 1996 14:474
Ahh but Dom, Man U & Palace fans have something worthwhile to debate 
unlike SeaWeeds!

Paul
32.6858VARESE::SACHA::IDC_BSTROh no! NOT Milan Kundera again!Wed Jun 05 1996 14:577
>Ahh but Dom, Man U & Palace fans have something worthwhile to debate 
>unlike SeaWeeds!

    What, you mean who's got the most local support? Oops, wrong debate...
    
    Dom
    
32.6859Play-off feverCHEFS::KIRKPATRICKJYou ain't seen me, roight?Wed Jun 05 1996 17:0324
    
    >> Wrong !  The play-off final *is* a cup final - winner takes all.  
    
    
    Not in the sense that it decides a league competition. The play-off
    system creates much end-of-season excitement but it can hardly be said
    to be a just conclusion to forty-odd games in a league. And the fact
    that "them's the rules" is no justification - not all laws (or rules)
    are just.
    
    As an illustration, some leagues (Australia, for instance) have an
    end-of-season cup competition to decide who becomes the champions. The
    top five get to play-off: fifth plays fourth, with the winners meeting
    second versus third, with the winner of that playing first in the 
    "Grand final". The winner of that game are the champions.
    
    So Man. Utd could have lost the title to Arsenal in a one-off game at
    the end of May. Given the sort of revenue this kind of ending would
    generate, the FA might go for it. If so, would you say it was a "just"
    way of deciding who were the champions?
    
    
    Jeff
    
32.6860CHEFS::EDWARDSDWed Jun 05 1996 18:0122
>    So Man. Utd could have lost the title to Arsenal in a one-off game at
>    the end of May. Given the sort of revenue this kind of ending would
>    generate, the FA might go for it. If so, would you say it was a "just"
>    way of deciding who were the champions?
>    
>    
>    Jeff
    
    You'll have to come up with a more realistic example than Utd losing
    to Arsenal !
    
    Thing is we're not talking about deciding the Champions.  We're talking
    about having a bit of fun with the teams not good enough to earn
    automatic promotion.  The system works.  It would be interesting to
    have a survey of all players, managers, supporters etc of
    teams who are in the 1st division next season, asking if they would
    rather have top 3 only or to retain the play-off system.  Considering
    that teams as far down as 10th/11th etc are still "involved" in April,
    I would suggest the latter.  The only people it pi$$es off are those
    connected with the 3rd place club who then don't go on to gain
    promotion.  If that means pi$$ing off people like the Palace mob, then
    I say "keep the play-offs" !   
32.6861CHEFS::KIRKPATRICKJYou ain't seen me, roight?Wed Jun 05 1996 20:0124
    
    re. 6860
    
  >  Thing is we're not talking about deciding the Champions.  We're talking
  >  about having a bit of fun with the teams not good enough to earn
  >  automatic promotion.  The system works.  
    
    The rules concerning automatic promotion vary from season to season:
    one year second place is not good enough, the following year it is.
    The top three used to get promotion, now they don't. Now, in a league
    competition, it seems only fair that teams get rewarded based on where
    they finish. The "rules" may stipulate that if you finish third you're
    not good enough to go up but this is not the same as saying that is
    equally fair for either third, fourth, fifth or sixth to go up. The
    rules are arbitary, the concept of a league competition is not.
    
    All this, however, doesn't mean that the play-offs aren't a good idea.
    They generate tremendous interest up until the final games (and beyond)
    - after all, Wolves still believed they could make the play-offs at the
    end of April!!! 
    
    
    Jeff
    
32.6862IRNBRU::HOWARDLovely Day for a GuinnessWed Jun 05 1996 20:467
    folks, this play-off versus automatic place is all academic anyway,
    given the record of teams recently promoted, (Ipswich, Bolton). Whoever
    goes up will probably have one season in the sun and go straight back
    down anyway. QPR, of course, will break that tradition by being
    promoted and qualifying for Europe the next season....
    
    Ray....
32.6863Seen Readings new kit yet? Two sets of hoops in Div 1CHEFS::CROSSAOpel Manta for sale - Call 7830 2919Wed Jun 05 1996 20:5613
    Ray,
    
    >>QPR, of course, will break that tradition by being
        promoted and qualifying for Europe the next season....
    
    Yeah, Right!!!
    
    Sadly I can see the "one season up" becoming a bit too regular, unless
    you have a Jack Walker figure stumping up huge amounts of dosh. Mind
    you, one season up will get you about a million quid of Sky's money.
    
    
    			Stretch.                
32.6864Sunstroke???CHEFS::PANESsealions on my shirtThu Jun 06 1996 12:4314
Unfortunately I'm not on holiday, I'm being re-chipped in DECpark and
was hoping that Dave "Egg" Edwards would have a chance to view my
rather splendid Barca t-shirt. I must admit I haven't been to the
Nou Camp and FCB aren't my local team but I have supported them
all my life, ever since I saw a splendid performance by Messrs
Stoichov and Romario. I have a Romario tea mug, and a Stocihovy
duvet cover . If that doesn't make a true red and blue what does????

As to Man U... I love everything to do with them, and I'm serious
contemplating making them the club I have supported all my life...unless of
course Scousepool win the Premiership.


Aldridge Prior
32.6865It's that time againESSB::BLONGA Hat Trick of Premierships 93'94'&amp;96Tue Jun 18 1996 12:035
32.6866RDGENG::MORRELLAnd it's ironic.. don't you think... Tue Jun 18 1996 12:127
    >travel to Leeds.
    
    Well thats another easy 3 points for Leeds....
    
    Cheers,
    
    	Rick.
32.6867CHEFS::CROSSAOpel Manta for sale - Call 7830 2919Tue Jun 18 1996 13:413
    Here we go again!
    
        			Stretch.
32.6868RDGENG::MORRELLAnd it's ironic.. don't you think... Wed Jun 19 1996 13:135
    Yep... but you wouldn't miss it for the world would you Stretch.. ;->
    
    Cheers,
    
    	Rick.
32.6869Meeting place?WOTVAX::HILTONhttp://blyth.lzo.dec.comFri Jun 21 1996 19:569
    I'm off to the Euro96 semi-final on Wednesday, and I have to meet a
    customer there. 
    
    Can anyone recommend a good place to meet, baring in mind neither of us
    know the Old Trafford area at all!
    
    Cheers,
    
    Greg
32.6870CHEFS::COOPERT1tell mum before you go somewhereFri Jun 21 1996 21:094
    In a pub???
    
    
    CHARLEY
32.6871RDGENG::MORRELLNow, the parties over.... and I'm so tired...Fri Jun 21 1996 21:366
    Don't forget to wear your Leeds top... you'll be the toast of old
    Trafford.
    
    Cheers,
    
    	Rick.
32.6872CHEFS::CROSSAWant to buy an Opel Manta?Fri Jun 21 1996 21:401
    As you say Rick.........hhhmmmmmmmmmm.
32.6873Transfer NewsESSB::BLONGA Hat Trick of Premierships 93'94'&amp;96Wed Jun 26 1996 17:426
32.6874RDGENG::MORRELLNow, the parties over.... and I'm so tired...Wed Jun 26 1996 18:487
    >The rumour on Shearer is still in the pipeline
    
    I think he'd go to Newcastle before he join Man Utd... 
    
    Cheers,
    
    	Rick.
32.6875lachertjeUTROP1::JANSENReading Blondes have more funWed Jun 26 1996 19:3115
32.6876fergie buys mug, what a shame :-)COMICS::HAWLEYI668 - the neighbour of the beast!Wed Jun 26 1996 19:479
Ton,

I enjoyed that last note so much, I think it deserves to be posted again! :-)


Cheers,

Ian.
32.6877shearer????????????VYGER::TOOHERJFri Jun 28 1996 15:225
    Whats the story on Alan Shearer??????
    
    
      jt
    
32.6878CHEFS::PATEMANAlfa CorseFri Jun 28 1996 15:244
    Some papers have a #12m + Cole (ie #12.1m) deal being done, while
    Blackburn are denying it all.
    
    Who knows?
32.6879CHEFS::SWANMFri Jun 28 1996 15:424
    Apparently both chairmen are now denying it.
    
    If Alan's a true Geordie he wouldn't even consider it.
    
32.6880Another player goneCHEFS::BUSSONGTue Jul 02 1996 14:395
    Paul Parker is leaving Old Trafford, probably for Marseille. This is
    despite interest from both Derby and QPR and means that on signing he
    will receive a hefty signing-on fee thanks to the J-M Bosman case.
    
    Graham
32.6881Transfer News from the StarESSB::BLONGA Hat Trick of Premierships 93'94'&amp;96Wed Jul 03 1996 17:118
32.6882More signingsCHEFS::BUSSONGWed Jul 03 1996 17:5410
    More transfer news:-
    
    The Telegraph also carries the Poborsky bid but also says that the
    Mancs are about to wrap up a double swoop for two Norwegians for a
    reported 3million joint fee. Solskjar, a striker, currently plays for Molde
    in the Norwegian league and Ronnie Johnsen, a central defender from
    Besiktas in Turkey.
    
    Graham 
    
32.6883NewsXSTACY::PHAYDENThu Jul 04 1996 13:325
United have signed Poborsky for 3.6 million.
They're also reportedly in negotiation for Sammer at 6 Million.
Now tell me that Shearer won't want to move to a club with players like these.

P
32.6884RDGENG::MORRELLNow, the parties over.... and I'm so tired...Thu Jul 04 1996 14:115
    Shearer won't want to move to a club with players like these.
    
    Cheers,
    
    	Rick.
32.6885While I have you in this moodXSTACY::PHAYDENThu Jul 04 1996 14:223
Now tell me that you'll give all your money and worldly posessions.

P
32.6886Local BBC WOTVAX::DUNCANPThu Jul 04 1996 14:4110
    
    Local BBC radio in Manchester is confirming that Proborski has verbally
    agreed a deal with Fergie and will sign before the end of the week.
    
    Also states that MUFC have made a renewed offer for Shearer but Blackburn 
    have again said "He's NOT for sale", the man himself returns from
    Holiday in just over a weeks time and will have a heart to heart with Jack
    Walker according to the Local BBC.
    
    Phil...
32.6887Transfer NewsESSB::BLONGA Hat Trick of Premierships 93'94'&amp;96Mon Jul 08 1996 15:347
United bought two Norwegians over the weekend for a combined fee of 2.7 Million.
Ronnie Johnson(27) a centre half was bought for 1.5 Million from Turkish club 
Bekitas(sp). Oleg Gunner Solkjar(23) a striker was bought for 1.2 Million from
Molde of Norway. Does anyone know anthing about these players???.
Nadal from Barcelona is reported to be on his way to O.T. for 2 million.


32.6888mad fergie mc madCOMICS::HAWLEYI668 - the neighbour of the beast!Tue Jul 09 1996 14:068
Fergie has spent years generating and nurturing new home-grown talent into the
united squad. Why is he suddenly trying to purchase every foreigner under the
sun? where are the 'kids' gonna play? in the reserves? I think he's finally lost
it.


Ian.
32.6889RDGENG::MORRELLNow, the parties over.... and I'm so tired...Tue Jul 09 1996 14:419
    Well according to the radio this morning.. ManU have booked 30 seats on
    a BA plane to Milan.. and one of them is under the name A. Shearer...
    
    Typical ManU... they're living in a dream world if they think that B.A
    will be flying to Milan as all the B.A. plane crews will be on strike...
    
    Cheers,
    
    	Rick.
32.6890Fergie in 'sense of humour' shockZUR01::ASHGGrahame Ash @RLETue Jul 09 1996 15:143
It would be wonderful if it was just a joke to wind up the tabloids . . .

g
32.6891Serie A for ShearerFORTY2::JONESNeilTue Jul 09 1996 15:415
    
    Maybe Shearer is going to Milan to chat to Fergie *and* some of the
    local teams. Manchester Utd are just picking up his travel expenses...
    
    Neil
32.6892Watch Watch out Shearer's aboutCHEFS::JAMESPTue Jul 09 1996 16:189
    
    
    Anyone thought of the fact that he's happy where he is and this is 
    just paper speculation.
    
    After Shearer's hostile reaction to the press before and during 
    Euro 96 I would'nt be at all surprised if it was a wind up. 
    
    Pj
32.6893RDGENG::MORRELLNow, the parties over.... and I'm so tired...Tue Jul 09 1996 16:277
    Well I think he'd move to Newcastle if he got the chance... 
    
    Who'd want to work in Manchester...??
    
    Cheers,
    
    	Rick.
32.6894The KingESSB::BLONGA Hat Trick of Premierships 93'94'&amp;96Tue Jul 09 1996 17:055
<<< Note 32.6893 by RDGENG::MORRELL "Now, the parties over.... and I'm so tired..." >>>
    
>>>    Who'd want to work in Manchester...??

A certain lad called Cantona
32.6895RDGENG::MORRELLNow, the parties over.... and I'm so tired...Tue Jul 09 1996 17:235
    Who's he then???
    
    Cheers,
    
    	Rick.
32.6896light blue touchpaperCOMICS::HAWLEYI668 - the neighbour of the beast!Tue Jul 09 1996 20:427
> A certain lad called Cantona

only cos he knows fergies a soft touch. Any other team would have kicked the
lout out years ago!

Ian.
32.6897CHEFS::CROSSAI'm a safe surfer, darlingTue Jul 09 1996 21:186
    And would have lost the player of the season into the bargain!!!! Bit
    like Leeds (X3) really, eh Rick?
    
    
    
    			Stretch.
32.6898No need for Shearer, as we have Cole the GoalESSB::BLONGA Hat Trick of Premierships 93'94'&amp;96Tue Jul 09 1996 21:204
Because he is playing for the best team in Britain. That is why he plays in 
Manchester, and he doesn't play for City either.


32.6899curious mind-altering drugs?COMICS::HAWLEYI668 - the neighbour of the beast!Wed Jul 10 1996 13:459
> No need for Shearer, as we have Cole the Goal

Brian,

Cole the goal? Hello?


Ian.
32.6900Latest Transfer NewsESSB::BLONGA Hat Trick of Premierships 93'94'&amp;96Thu Jul 11 1996 17:315
32.6901ZUR01::ASHGGrahame Ash @RLEThu Jul 11 1996 19:169
>Poborsky is expexted to sign next week for 3.6 Million. Sharpe has been offered
>to Barcelona + 1.7 Million for Nadal, but Barca want all cash, reported to be 
>about 4 Million. Coton has gone to Sunderland for 350,000.

But if Barca take Sharpe + the cash, they can then offload him and the cash to 
Newcastle in return for Ginola? Or am I getting two pieces of nonsense mixed 
up here?!

g
32.6902Shock BidCHEFS::SWANMThu Jul 11 1996 19:4640
    Solar System champions, Neptune Rangers, are reported to have made a
    bid for Alan Shearer worth  eight billion trillion space dollars - with
    out-of-sorts striker, Ming the Merciless, going to Ewood Park as part
    of the deal.
    
    Ace Sun reporter, Reg Tosser, defended his story saying, 'Two of our top
    quality photographers captured Alan Shearer pointing towards the sky
    and talking to his two young daughters in his garden in Southport. Clearly,
    Mr Shearer was explaining to his children that they would soon be moving
    to outerspace when the deal is finally signed.'
    
    Sources close to Neptune Rangers are reported to think Shearer is quite
    a good player, 'He's quite good isn't he?' said Brian Zork, Rangers
    Manager.
    
    And as speculation mounted that Shearer would soon leave the tiny
    little plague-ridden, poverty stricken, pit-village of Blackburn on the
    outskirts of Manchester, Neptune Rangers refused to confirm that they
    had already set aside a transporter pod for Alan Shearer; and NASA
    claim no knowledge of a special Space Shuttle being chartered to take
    Mr and Mrs Shearer and their children to the outer reaches of the Solar
    System.
    
    To add further fuel to the frantic speculation - it has emerged today
    that Neptune Rangers new kits (in distinctve anti-matter and krypton
    diagonal hoops) haven't appeared in shops on Pluto with '9 SHEARER'
    printed on the back.
    
    Neptune Rangers may wish to sign Shearer in order to increase their
    season ticket sales - 'most people on Neptune support Man Utd', said Brian
    Zork.
    
    
    LATE NEWS:
    Sunderland boss, Peter Reid, is exploring the Moon in search of new
    signings. Mr Reid said, "We believe that Lunar footballers would be
    particularly suited to Roker Park because they are used to playing
    where there's no atmosphere".
    
          
32.6903Did you write it yourself though?CHEFS::CROSSAGeeks, Grenixes and Munceheads!!!Thu Jul 11 1996 20:261
    Nice one! 
32.6904NoCHEFS::SWANMFri Jul 12 1996 14:031
    
32.6907How the Champions Won the TitleESSB::BLONGA Hat Trick of Premierships 93'94'&amp;96Fri Jul 12 1996 16:1234
32.6908CHEFS::BAREFIELDABLUE IS THE COLOURWed Jul 17 1996 20:314
    
    Blackburn are reported to have offered Man-u 4m for Cantona..
    
    andy.b
32.6909everybody after shearerFORTY2::JONESNeilWed Jul 17 1996 20:414
    
    shearer == (ferdinand + cash) || (cantona + cash) || (cole + a fortune)
    
    Neil
32.6910RDGENG::MORRELLNow, the parties over.... and I'm so tired...Wed Jul 17 1996 21:015
    We'll buy him back for a million...
    
    Cheers,
    
    	Rick
32.6911And you BLEW it!!!! Thanks again for the bargain!CHEFS::CROSSAIt's getting better all the timeWed Jul 17 1996 21:224
    You had your chance.
    
    
    			Stretch.
32.6912Long Live the KingESSB::BLONGA Hat Trick of Premierships 93'94'&amp;96Wed Jul 17 1996 21:253
32.6913Czech not in the postCHEFS::DRSD20::BEGLEYThu Jul 18 1996 14:206
    Looks like Poborsky is not coming after all. Latest report says his
    club has decided to keep him on to help them in the champions league
    and if Man. Utd or Liverpool still persist in trying to sign him they
    will just raise the asking price until both lose interest.
    
    Martin
32.6914Money to burnCHEFS::BUSSONGTue Jul 23 1996 20:357
    After signing 2 Norwegians and a Czech, Man Utd are now reported
    interested in signing a 17 year old "wonder-kid" called Marcovic from
    Partizan Belgrade of Yugoslavia.
    
    Has Alex been taking lessons from Blackburn on how to spend money?
    
    Graham
32.6915Anyway, how much did Utd spend last season? That was wrong as well!!!!!CHEFS::CROSSAIt's getting better all the timeTue Jul 23 1996 21:255
    He is having a trial period and will not necessarily be purchased.
    
    
    
    			Stretch.
32.6916Manchester club relegated two seasons running...FORTY2::JONESNeilTue Jul 23 1996 21:2519
    
    My opinion is that the business yuppies at TWFTITU have decided that
    the British marketplace is saturated. There are only so many Man Utd
    salt + vinegar crisps and Ryan Giggs duvets that can be sold in the UK.

    So the new business plan is to compete in Europe. This can be
    accomplished on two fronts:

    a) Win the European Cup... fat chance.
    b) Have lots of European players thus making Man Utd attractive to
       European duvet purchasers. Apparently this is big business in the
       Czech Republic and Norway.
    
    Seriously though I think that Fergie has told the board that they were
    lucky to get by last year on the no-purchase strategy. With the flood
    of imports, especially at Chelsea and Middlesboro, they need to do
    similar at OT.
    
    Neil
32.6917CHEFS::CROSSAIt's getting better all the timeTue Jul 23 1996 22:0226
     Neil,
    
     >>Seriously though I think that Fergie has told the board that they were
     >>lucky to get by last year on the no-purchase strategy. With the flood
     >>of imports, especially at Chelsea and Middlesboro, they need to do
     >>similar at OT.
    
    Spending vaste sums of dosh on these mercurial talents does not mean
    instant success. I hope that Robson, Gullitt and co get a team to work
    given all these unique players. (OK Robson is trying to buy all of South
    America so they should have some idea of how to play together!!!) 
    
    The fact Utd pulled of the double (again) with primarily British youth
    showed you do not need to spend like a maniac abroad if you can get the
    squad to gel properly. (But I do think they were helped by Newcastle   
    imploding as well)
    
    Got to dash now but the final thing I would point out is the money that
    Utd have spent is not a lot by todays standards.
    
    
    	
    			Stretch.
    
    P.S -  -< Manchester club relegated two seasons running... >- <--Even
    Ricks wildest fantasies do not get that out of control!!!!
32.6918More stereotyping..typingCHEFS::PANESthe lightness of being unbearableWed Jul 24 1996 12:517
Following on the thread of United's quest for pan-European marketing
domination, they have been linked with Jordi Cryuff. Expect Salford Edam
and Adidas Clogs in a supermarket near you, real soon.


Stuart

32.6919David Beckham's twice the player...VARESE::SACHA::IDC_BSTROh no! NOT Milan Kundera again!Wed Jul 24 1996 13:206
>Following on the thread of United's quest for pan-European marketing
>domination, they have been linked with Jordi Cryuff. 
    
    Sounds more like a quest for European mediocrity to me...
    
    Dom
32.6920And Jorde does not move me either Dom.CHEFS::CROSSAIt's getting better all the timeWed Jul 24 1996 13:4115
    I think I have realised how things get blown out of proportion here.
    
    10 o'clock last night - News at Ten - Ferguson has put a bid in, no
    response for Barca.
    
    8:30 This morning on the radio - Utd are after Jorde.
    
    9:00 Jorde is set to sign for Utd.
    
    From bid too signing in under twelve hours with no official statements
    involved!!!
    
    
    		
    			Stretch.
32.6921Bet he'll adapt well to English footy, too...VARESE::SACHA::IDC_BSTROh no! NOT Milan Kundera again!Wed Jul 24 1996 13:568
    Poborsky, on the other hand, was a great signing - and not very
    expensive by today's standards.
    
    Skillful, quick, hard-working, and unlike a lot of the primadonnas on
    the world scene (Del Piero being the prime example), he doesn't play
    for ten minutes out of every ninety.
    
    Dom
32.6922CHEFS::EDWARDSDWed Jul 24 1996 14:3315
    Dom,
    
    I agree with you about Pobby (providing the deal goes through).  I
    think that he'll prove to be a very useful player.  The Cruyff link is
    an odd one, but he's still only 21 and the price quoted in the papers
    is 1.5m - pretty cheap really.  If nothing else, he would make an
    excellent squad player.  Remember, Utd's squad was not the biggest last
    season.  Thankfully, the key players stayed fit but I don't think
    Fergie wants to risk that this season.  With the addition of the 2 Norweigan
    internationals, Pobbo (which do you prefer, Pobby or Pobbo ?) and
    possibly Cruyff,  I think we're on the right lines.
    
    Btw - the Utd mailing list has reports of a 4.5m bid by the Arse for
    David Beckham.  No chance ! 
     
32.6923Another vote for Pobbo...VARESE::SACHA::IDC_BSTROh no! NOT Milan Kundera again!Wed Jul 24 1996 14:4410
    >I agree with you about Pobby (providing the deal goes through).  I
    >think that he'll prove to be a very useful player. 
    
    Oops...so I've been jumping the gun, Dave? Italian TV reported it as a 
    done deal last week, but it wouldn't be the first time that they've got
    their facts wrong.
    
    ManU should hang onto Beckham at all costs.
    
    Dom
32.6924Only 1.5 for Jorde or is A.N.Other involved in the equation?CHEFS::CROSSAIt's getting better all the timeWed Jul 24 1996 14:491
    I thought the Pob issue was a done deal as well. 
32.6925IRNBRU::HOWARDLovely Day for a GuinnessWed Jul 24 1996 14:495
    folks,  you'll have to do better than `Pobbo'!!!!
    
    How about `Michael Bolton'
    
    RAy...
32.6926Pobbo it is then !CHEFS::EDWARDSDWed Jul 24 1996 14:4910
    >Oops...so I've been jumping the gun, Dave? Italian TV reported it as a
    >done deal last week, but it wouldn't be the first time that they've
    
    The deal is subject to Pobbo getting a trendy Manc haircut.  Apparently
    the board were none too impressed with his potential for duvet-cover
    sales with his current "look".  Well, it's either that or he's got to
    pass a medical !
    
    Agreed re Beckham.  He's the pick of the "kids" as far as I'm
    concerned.  Fortunately I think Fergie is of the same opinion.
32.6927Poborsky has been informed by *my* lawyers to get a haircutCHEFS::CROSSAIt's getting better all the timeWed Jul 24 1996 14:537
    And Parker came back from Pompey without commiting himself to the
    club.Who will he play for now cos he seems to accepted the fact he is no
    longer first team material.
    
    
    			Stretch.
    
32.6928IRNBRU::HOWARDLovely Day for a GuinnessWed Jul 24 1996 15:034
    Stretch, my man. How could I have missed it?>>>Poborsky's nickname has
    to be....
    
    FABIO!
32.6929CHEFS::EDWARDSDThu Jul 25 1996 18:328
32.6930Blimey - that's cheaper than Eric was!!!CHEFS::CROSSAIt's getting better all the timeThu Jul 25 1996 19:001
    Bargain!!
32.6931SHEARER! SHEARER! SHEARER!VYGER::ROBBKMon Jul 29 1996 16:431
    SHEARER! SHEARER! SHEARER! SHEARER! SHEARER! SHEARER! SHEARER! SHEARER!
32.6932CHEFS::CROSSAIt's getting better all the timeMon Jul 29 1996 16:501
    I thought you lived in the Celtic note?
32.6933RDGENG::MORRELLNow, the parties over.... and I'm so tired...Mon Jul 29 1996 16:559
    I'll refrain from gloating in here....
    
    
    
    I'd rather do it to Daves face on Thursday....
    
    Cheers,
    
    	Rick
32.6934CHEFS::NASHMon Jul 29 1996 19:062
    
    Am I the only person to think that ROBBK is a sad  bastard?
32.6935CHEFS::EDWARDSDMon Jul 29 1996 20:5713
    >Am I the only person to think that ROBBK is a sad  bastard?
    
    Nope !
    
    I find the Shearer move to be an intriguing one.  Who will be
    dropped/transferred to make way - Ferdy/Asprilla/Beardsley ?  I presume
    Newcastle will try and recoup some of the money so at least one of the
    aforementioned players will be sold.  It's funny but I always thought
    that the reason Newcastle lost the league last season was due to a
    pretty poor midfield/defence towards the end of the season and not
    through a lack of goals (Liverpool/Man City games).  I suppose
    the purchase of Shearer will mean that opposing teams have to score at
    least 5 to beat them next season !
32.6936sad? not me.VYGER::ROBBKTue Jul 30 1996 12:307
    Dear Nash
    
    Lets have less of the "sad" because i'm actually very happy at the news
    of SHEARER! Unlike your good self who has to resort to gutter talk,well
    i suppose thats all i could expect from the likes of you.
    
    p.s SHEARER! SHEARER! SHEARER!
32.6937XSTACY::PHAYDENTue Jul 30 1996 13:272
United set to sign Patrick Kluivert 
in the next couple of weeks.
32.6938RDGENG::MORRELLNow, the parties over.... and I'm so tired...Tue Jul 30 1996 13:356
    Are they going to entice him with free driving lessons as part of the
    deal?

    Cheers,

    Rick.
32.6939cantona, keane, kluivert?COMICS::HAWLEYI668 - the neighbour of the beast!Tue Jul 30 1996 13:465
Is fergie going to leave management to become a social worker?
Whats this thing he's got with players who have bad attitudes?


Ian.
32.6940CHEFS::EDWARDSDTue Jul 30 1996 17:455
    Poborsky signed on the dotted line last night.  Cruyff is expected to
    complete his switch to Utd on Friday.  Regarding young Cruyff, I
    believe the name Jordi is pronounced "Geordie" - I imagine that will
    go down well with the (Man) Utd fans !
    
32.6941IRNBRU::HOWARDLovely Day for a GuinnessTue Jul 30 1996 17:576
    Dave,
    
    at least Jordi is easily pronounceable a-la Giggsy, Keano,
    Schmeichely, Pally, Coley and Big-headed-French-git-y....
    
    Ray....
32.6942?COMICS::HAWLEYI668 - the neighbour of the beast!Wed Jul 31 1996 14:424
I thought it was pronounced 'yordi'.

Ian.
32.6943XSTACY::PHAYDENWed Jul 31 1996 14:433
Re:-1 

I thought that was someone from Newcastle.
32.6944from NewcastleVYGER::ROBBKWed Jul 31 1996 20:421
    No! That must be SHEARER! 
32.6945Even the non-Man U fans are getting tired of thisCHEFS::BUSSONGWed Jul 31 1996 20:515
    Does he never give up?!?
    
    ;-]
    
    Graham
32.6946never surrenderVYGER::ROBBKThu Aug 01 1996 10:271
    No! SHEARER!
32.6947non-manc fan speaksCOMICS::HAWLEYI668 - the neighbour of the beast!Thu Aug 01 1996 10:599
re: VYGER::ROBBK

have we got to put up with this till September???
Thats when the schools go back, isnt it?!?

:-)

Ian.
32.6948RDGENG::MORRELLNow, the parties over.... and I'm so tired...Thu Aug 01 1996 13:057
    Well a good result for ManU fans... losing 3-0 to Inter Milan....
    
    Looks like you could do with a new striker....
    
    Cheers,
    
    	Rick
32.6949CHEFS::BUSSONGThu Aug 01 1996 13:086
    Don't say that it will only encourage ROBBK.
    
    Still it's good to see the Manc's do well against European opposition.
    It bodes well for the Champions League!!;-}
    
    Graham
32.6950Just what I need if Rick is coming out tonight!!!!CHEFS::CROSSAIt's getting better all the timeThu Aug 01 1996 13:527
    Who got In[Cters goals? Bit of a return to earth for the team after some
    of the batterings they have inflicted on others in the build up to this
    tourny.
    
    
    
                        Stretch.
32.6951Early days ....CHEFS::EDWARDSDThu Aug 01 1996 14:0520
    >Who got In[Cters goals?
    
    Carbone and Branca (2).
    
    Team :
    
    Schmeichel
    Irwin
    P. Neville
    May
    Pallister
    Keane
    Butt
    Beckham
    McClair
    Cantona
    Scholes
    
    Subs : Davies for Scholes, Thornley for Butt and older Nev for younger
    Nev.
32.6952was he playingVYGER::ROBBKThu Aug 01 1996 14:151
    Where is SHEARERS! name.
32.6953infantileIOSG::TYLDESLEYThu Aug 01 1996 15:125
    Hi Moderators!
    Do we really have to suffer VYGER::ROBBK (sorry, but he doesn't sign
    his contributions) as he ruins another Notes conference?
    regards,
    DaveT
32.6954RDGENG::MORRELLNow, the parties over.... and I'm so tired...Thu Aug 01 1996 15:1411
    >Just what I need if Rick is coming out tonight!!!!
    
    Oh yes.. you will be reminded about the score several times tonight....
    
    I can't wait for the Ajax match... 
    
    I'll go for the score being...
    
    	Ajax 4 - ManU 1...
    
    		 A. Cole. 
32.6955c'mon its only a game...VYGER::ROBBKThu Aug 01 1996 15:3911
    With SHEARER going to Newcastle this means that the HONEY MONSTER may
    be available for transfer to Man utd!
    
    
    p.s If IOSG::TYLDESLEY would like to involve the moderator because he
    does not like what he see's then may i draw his attention to
    note:32.6935 where the word,and i quote "bastard" is used in reference
    to another noter.This is clearly against the regulations of these
    files.
    
    p.p.s SHEARER!
32.6956A friendly with a capital "F"...VARESE::SACHA::IDC_BSTROh no! NOT Milan Kundera again!Thu Aug 01 1996 15:5122
    I actually went to the Inter-Man. Utd game last night at San Siro
    (well, it was a local derby in the family...the wife supports Inter!).
    To be honest, United (and especially Cantona!) looked generally
    disinterested, and they were missing Cole, Giggs, Sharpe and Gary
    Neville (except for the last 10 minutes). McClair played in the centre
    of midfield.
    
    Inter had a whole parade of new signings (SIX foreigners!) and
    generally wanted to prove a point to their fans, who had already
    started to whistle when the first goal went in just before the break.
    Ince and Winter looked the best players on the pitch; infact, it was
    noticeable that more than half the Inter team had played either in EC96
    or at the Olympics, hence they looked far less rusty.
    
    United brought on a couple of youngsters in the second half (no idea
    who they were, I'm afraid!) and they looked far more purposeful. One, a
    winger, caused some havoc in the Inter defence, although he had little
    or no support.
    
    And the wife's been giving me stick ever since...
    
    Dom
32.6957CHEFS::CROSSAIt's getting better all the timeThu Aug 01 1996 15:564
    You have my sympathies Dom. Cheers for the report even though you
    probably could have done without typing it in!!!
    
    			Stretch.
32.6958Just curiousCHEFS::BUSSONGThu Aug 01 1996 16:245
    I don't want to rub salt into the wounds here Dom, but who were the six
    foreigners that Inter fielded? Ince was one, Roberto Carlos is at the
    Olympics who were the others?
    
    Graham
32.6959Btw, Pallister had an excellent game...VARESE::SACHA::IDC_BSTROh no! NOT Milan Kundera again!Thu Aug 01 1996 16:4119
    >I don't want to rub salt into the wounds here Dom, but who were the six
    >foreigners that Inter fielded? Ince was one, Roberto Carlos is at the
    >Olympics who were the others?
    
    Don't worry, lads...I've come through harder times than this in the 12
    years I've been out here ;-)
    
    OK, the six foreigners were:
    
    - Pol Eeents (as the Italians pronounce it!)
    - Zamorano (Chile), ex-Real Madrid
    - Winter (Holland), ex-Lazio
    - Anglouma (France), ex-Torino
    - Djorkaeff (France), ex-Paris St. Germain
    - Zanetti (Argentina), ??
    
    Roberto Carlos is at the Olympics, but is now a Real Madrid player.
    
    Dom
32.6960LatestESSB::BLONGA Hat Trick of Premierships 93'94'&amp;96Tue Aug 06 1996 21:208
32.6961CHEFS::PANESthe lightness of being unbearableWed Aug 07 1996 12:127
re last

How did Keano get on?


Stuart

32.6962CHEFS::BUSSONGWed Aug 07 1996 12:356
    Usual Roy Keane weekend really. In the game vs Ajax the referee went
    over to Alex Ferguson and asked him to substitute Keano so he didn't
    have to send him off. Some of the challenges, as it was a friendly were
    very nasty from him and Bullyboy Butt. Apparently he picked up a knee
    injury in the game against Nottm Forest and may not be fit for the
    Charity Shield.
32.6963he won't be missedVYGER::ROBBKWed Aug 07 1996 12:441
    Good!
32.6964Ready for the OffESSB::BLONGA Hat Trick of Premierships 93'94'&amp;96Fri Aug 09 1996 16:4912
32.6965CHEFS::EDWARDSDFri Aug 09 1996 20:116
    Just spoken to someone who's applying for tickets to see Utd V
    Blackburn on the Bank Holiday weekend.  He's been told ever so politely
    by the Utd ticket office to pi$$ off as they've already received
    113,000 applications for the 10-15,000 "available" tickets.  Oh, and
    that every application had a Manchester postmark !  Okay, so I lied
    about the last bit.  
32.6966First Of ManyPGREEN::MACDONALDIMon Aug 12 1996 01:4114
    
    
    CHARITY SHIELD
    
    MANCHESTER UNITED 4 Newcastle United (inc.Alan i'm not in it for the
    money Shearer) 0
    
    Scorers: Eric THE KING Cantona
    	     Nicky Butt
    	     David Beckham
    	     Roy Keane
    
    
    im
32.6967Ooh Aah Phillipe AlbertCHEFS::PATEMANAlfa CorseMon Aug 12 1996 12:079
    First Cantona apology of the season from David "please do something
    obscene to me monsieur" Lacey in the Guardian. When every other
    commentator I've heard/read reckons "le Prat" should have walked, Lacey
    reckons a yellow was OK given the "friendly" status of the game!
    
    He really does take his "upset a Palace fan 'cos I'm a seaweed"
    campaign to extraordinary lengths! :-)
    
    Paul
32.6968IRNBRU::HOWARDAh go on! go on, go on, go on!Mon Aug 12 1996 12:095
    Well done to the Mancs (retch, sic, burp) BUT Cantona should have
    walked for going after Albert. The man is a $#!&, a great player but
    nonetheless, a total $#!&....
    
    Ray....
32.6969Not converted, though..CHEFS::KIRKPATRICKJAs confused as NigelMon Aug 12 1996 12:1023
32.6970CHEFS::COOKSHalf Man,Half BiscuitMon Aug 12 1996 13:445
    You would have thought with all their money,Man Utd could have gotten
    a decent design for their kit.
    
    Or was it a competition held at local Primary Schools??
    
32.6971IRNBRU::61549::SpikeYes it does, dosen't it?Mon Aug 12 1996 14:1619
A very satisfactory day for an armchair ManU fan. The side looked awesome
with the youngsters really coming of age. Two or three more goals could
have gone in and Newcastle where simply outclassed. 

What about the post match interviews shown on the highlights on BBC.
Ferguson was smartly dressed, satisfied with the days work without being
smug and projected an image of being quietly confident for the new
season. Keegan on the other hand was scruffy, leaning on the wall like a
bashful 5 year old and projecting the image of a temperamental kid who
didn't get his own way. He clearly didn't want to talk to the
interviewer and slagged his players for not trying during the game. He
is losing the battle already.

The only team I feel that will have a chance of staying with ManU this
year is Liverpool. I honestly don't believe Newcastle will be in the top
three.

Rgds, Steve.

32.6972CHEFS::PANESPhil Collins?? Nein dankeMon Aug 12 1996 14:497
     An awesome display by the Mancs, but to be fair I thought Newcastle
     dominated the second half and left themselves open as they were always
     chasing the game. A bold move by Taggart to give Cantona the captaincy
     but he was rewarded with a display of self-control that Manchester
     United supporters have come to expect from their players.

     Stuart
32.6973The King Lives onESSB::BLONGA Hat Trick of Premierships 93'94'&amp;96Mon Aug 12 1996 16:0011
32.6974Eric the king? no. Eric the tw*tCOMICS::HAWLEYI668 - the neighbour of the beast!Mon Aug 12 1996 16:0310
> being pushed in the neck,
> Nice to see his attempt to get the King sent off did not work.


so, you are condoning shoving people in the neck?
He should have been off. no question.


Ian.
32.6975IRNBRU::HOWARDAh go on! go on, go on, go on!Mon Aug 12 1996 16:158
    .3973
    
    Come on Brian,
    
    Cantona dragged him to the ground and should have been sent off, end of
    story, play-acting or no play-acting....The ref chickened out....
    
    Ray....
32.6976Typical Charity Shield....RTOVC0::DCASSIDYMon Aug 12 1996 20:2717
    
    Awesome...this game was the proverbial load of bull.
    
    Typical pre-season game with too many mistakes making some of the goals
    look decent. It was so bad I switched the satellite around to the Kerry
    - Mayo All-Ireland Semi-final where I saw some REAL passion on a
    football field.
    
    PS. I DID watch the whole game on a later transmission.   
    
    I expect Manchester United will play much better when they are pushed
    as will Newcastle.
    
    Regards,
    
    Dezzz.
                                                           
32.6977First Wemberleee trip of the season!CHEFS::CROSSANuns! Reverse! Reverse! Mon Aug 12 1996 22:1432
    Well as I was there I suppose I should add my two penneth. 
    
    The match itself was more biased towards Man U than the BBC highlights 
    imply. Basically Newcastle were not really in it and seemed content to
    try and get the ball to Shearer as soon as possible without putting
    more thought into the build up. As KK said afterwards - we (Newcastle
    players) assumed we were going to win it because we had Shearer on the
    pitch. Four - Nil certainly flatters Utd but on the day they were more than
    up for it. I would love to have heard what KK had to say afterwards. 
    Schmeical saved Utds bacon on two occasions with some fine keeping
    (not sure about the purple shirt though!)
    
    RE: The Newcstle goalie debate - I would have brought Shaka on at half
    time 'cos by then Newcastle had nothing to lose. If the Geordies are
    turning in their feelings too Shaka I am sure Reading would love to
    take him back, you might get a Bulgarian international into the deal.
    
    I agree Cantona was more than foolish to act like that in front of Paul
    Durkin (didn't he send him off a couple of seasons ago?) but Albert
    certainly made the most of it. BTW that was his second yellow card in
    ...........39 games!!!! God, what a complete thug eh, Mr Panes?
    
    Good to see Poborsky + Cruyffs debut game although no idea of their
    ability could really be made.
    
    My head was thumping this morning due to excessive beering prior to the 
    game and I was a little hoarse due to bellowing my lungs out but the
    result on the day was more than worth it.
    
                   
    
    			Stretch. 
32.6978The baldy man.CHEFS::KIRKPATRICKJDo you feel licky, punk?Mon Aug 12 1996 22:197
    
    I feel that I should also mention that Mr Edwards is "Bald and proud of
    it!". If you don't believe me you can ask any number of the thousands
    of Geordies whom he was bellowing at in the Green Man before the game.
    
    j.
    
32.6979IRNBRU::HOWARDAh go on! go on, go on, go on!Tue Aug 13 1996 12:3013
    Stretch....
>>  BTW that was his second yellow card in 39 games!!!! 
    
    After completing a 10-month ban for assaulting a spectator AND about
    half-a-dozen sendings-off and leaving his stud marks in several players
    chests....
    
>>  God, what a complete thug eh, Mr Panes?
               
    You said it....
    
    Ray....
                              
32.6980CHEFS::PANESPhil Collins?? Nein dankeTue Aug 13 1996 12:3610
        <<< Note 32.6977 by CHEFS::CROSSA "Nuns! Reverse! Reverse! " >>>
 
>    certainly made the most of it. BTW that was his second yellow card in
>    ...........39 games!!!! God, what a complete thug eh, Mr Panes?

      So the fact that the ref only booked him exonerates him, eh? A leper
      can't change his spots.


      Stuart
32.6981IRNBRU::61549::SpikeYes it does, dosen't it?Tue Aug 13 1996 13:173
Nor can a leopard. :-)

Steve
32.6982CHEFS::PANESPhil Collins?? Nein dankeTue Aug 13 1996 13:2111
     <<< Note 32.6981 by IRNBRU::61549::Spike "Yes it does, dosen't it?" >>>

>Nor can a leopard. :-)

>Steve


It was meant to be an apt ( and possibly amusing ) pun.


Stuart
32.6983FYIXSTACY::PHAYDENTue Aug 13 1996 13:222
I think a leper's spots and every thing 
else fall off so maybe he can
32.6984Whoosh -> ->XSTACY::PHAYDENTue Aug 13 1996 13:280
32.6985CHEFS::EDWARDSDTue Aug 13 1996 14:4418
    
>    I feel that I should also mention that Mr Edwards is "Bald and proud of
>    it!". If you don't believe me you can ask any number of the thousands
>    of Geordies whom he was bellowing at in the Green Man before the game.
>    
>    j.
    
    Well, what's a boy supposed to do when he's been ridiculed by dozens
    of pi$$-taking Geordies !
    
    One of the many highlights of the day, was the "Alan Shearer, Alan
    Shearer, what a difference you have made" chant during the game itself.
    It took me back to the Utd vs Brighton Cup Final replay when a similar
    chant was aimed at Steve Foster - aah, happy days.  
    
     
    
    
32.6986The KING plays for UnitedESSB::BLONGA Hat Trick of Premierships 93'94'&amp;96Tue Aug 13 1996 16:1312
     <<< Note 32.6975 by IRNBRU::HOWARD "Ah go on! go on, go on, go on!" >>>
    
>>>>Cantona dragged him to the ground and should have been sent off, end of
>>>>story, play-acting or no play-acting....The ref chickened out....
    
Leave it out, he shoved him in the neck, no dragging was involved. It was 
handbags at 10 paces, and the ref made the correct decision. He booked him for
ungentlemanely conduct. Albert made the most of it rolling around the ground
holding his face. Seeing that he was on a yellow already, maybe he was the one 
that should have walked.


32.6987RTOVC0::DCASSIDYTue Aug 13 1996 17:1610
    
    I've got to say that the Cantona incident was so silly but the referee
    made a complete ass of himself..
    
    	He should have confirmed to Cantona who the referee was and
    verbally warned Albert to stop messing about like a five year spoiled
    brat.
    	End of story...
    
	Dezzz.     
32.6988Last Pre-Season before SaturdayESSB::BLONGA Hat Trick of Premierships 93'94'&amp;96Wed Aug 14 1996 14:255
United 0 Inter Milan 1
Only got the result, no match report in the papers. Highlights were on Sky
Sports last night. Any reports??


32.6989CHEFS::EDWARDSDWed Aug 14 1996 14:5230
    Brian,
    
    I watched some of the game last night and both teams looked pretty
    good.  If I remember correctly, Utd's starting line-up was ..
    
    Van Der Gouw
    O'Kane
    May
    Johnsen
    G. Neville
    McClair
    Beckham
    Poborsky
    Cruyff
    Cantona
    Scholes
    
    Subs: Solskjaer (for Scholes), Davies (for Poborsky) and Casper (for
    O'Kane).
    
    The Utd players who impressed most were Beckham (yet again), Johnsen
    and Poborsky.  For Inter, Ince was excellent, as was Djorkaeff (?sp)
    and Sforza.  All in all, a useful exercise for Utd, watched by a crowd
    of over 30,000.  The youngsters are gaining in experience all the time,
    and some of the new signings are starting to bed in well.  With Cole
    still out, I would expect to see the following line-up for Saturday's
    game at Wimbledon ..
    
    Schmeichel, Irwin, P.Neville, May, Pallister, Keane, Beckham, Giggs,
    Poborsky, Cantona and Scholes.
32.6990May enter more later.CHEFS::CROSSANuns! Reverse! Reverse! Wed Aug 14 1996 16:518
    I will echo Daves comments about Beckham - he was easily the best
    player on the pitch last night (and yes I know Eric was playing)
    Poborsky was a close second. It was good to see Utd hold it together so
    well as Inter started in a very harassing/up tempo style and after
    weathering the initial storm the kids seemed to settle well....
    
    
    Got to dash......
32.6991Squad Numbers for 96/97ESSB::BLONGA Hat Trick of Premierships 93'94'&amp;96Wed Aug 14 1996 21:4411
No. Name Date Of Birth 1.Peter Schmeichel,18.11.63  2.Gary Neville
18.02.75  3.Denis Irwin,31.10.65  4.David May,24.06.70  5 Vacant
6.Gary Pallister,30.06.65  7.Eric Cantona,24.05.66  8.Nicky Butt
21.01.75  9.Andy Cole,15.10.71  10.David Beckham,02.05.75  11.Ryan
Giggs,29.11.73  12.Phil Neville,21.07.77  13.Brian McClair08.12.63 
14.Jordi Cruyff,09.02.74  15.Karel Poborsky,30.05.72  16.Roy Keane10.08.71
17.Raimond Van Der Gouw,24.03.63  18.Paul Scholes,16.11.74 
19.Ronny Johnsen,10.06.69  20.Ole Gunnar Solskjaer,26.02.73 
21.Pat McGibbon,06.09.73  22.Simon Davies,23.04.74  23.Ben Thornley,21.04.75 
24.John O'Kane,15.11.74  25.Kevin Pilkington,08.03.74  26.Chris Casper
24.08.75  27.Terry Cooke,05.08.76 
32.6992CHEFS::CROSSANuns! Reverse! Reverse! Wed Aug 14 1996 21:5413
    One other detail about last nights game....
    
    Lee Sharpe said his farewell at half time after 8 years at OT. I know
    some noters have not rated him of late but he was (as the cliche goes)
    a good servant to the club. 
    
    He will be joined at Leeds by Utds financial director (can't remember
    his name) so expect many duvets to be flying from the Ellland Road
    shop - given the choice of the likes of Palmer etc I would reckon he is 
    going to be the biggest earner on your merchandise, Rick!)   
    
    
    			Stretch.
32.6993CHEFS::PANESDECattrition the tool of the 90sThu Aug 15 1996 11:505
re .6991

Is Brian Long , Cunno's lovechild?? I think we should be told.

Stuart
32.6994CHEFS::EDWARDSDThu Aug 15 1996 18:554
    Strong rumours on the Utd mailing list that we are on the verge of
    signing Nadal from Barca.  Anybody heard anything ?  If this is true,
    it certainly would suggest that Fergie is not overly confident about
    Pally's fitness.
32.6995The Latest from the United HomepageESSB::BLONGA Hat Trick of Premierships 93'94'&amp;96Thu Aug 15 1996 22:0514
Fergie denies Nadal reports 
Alex Ferguson has dismissed newspaper reports that he is about to
sign Barcelona defender Miguel Nadal. 

Ferguson admitted that the player dubbed "The Beast of
Barcelona" was considered during the close season, but insisted
United were no longer interested in signing the 30-year-old
Spanish international. 

"Nadal is one of many foreign players we had a look at and we
made inquiries about him some weeks ago," said Ferguson. "But
now that the European deadline has passed, the matter is now
dead." 

32.6996GoodbyeCHEFS::BUSSONGFri Aug 16 1996 16:209
    As this is the note that most people are in, I'll use this to say
    cheerio. After a good year of drinking and too much money, my placement
    year has come to an end and I am back off to sunny Pompey to finish my
    course.
    
    It has been a pleasure noting with you and you never know I may
    return!!
    
    Graham
32.6997CHEFS::CROSSANuns! Reverse! Reverse! Fri Aug 16 1996 17:036
    Very brave Graham, a Swindon fan in Portsmouth!!! Good luck, and see you
    at Elm Park/County Ground.
    
    
    
    			Stretch.
32.69987-0 for the season so far!!!!IRNBRU::61549::SpikeYes it does, dosen't it?Mon Aug 19 1996 17:3124
Seems quiet in here considering it was the first weekend of the English 
league. Some of you drowning your sorrows already?

A very satisfying start to the season for ManU fans with a comprehensive
win and quite a few of the main revels already dropping back. Three
great goals taken and another half dozen chances created, with the ManU
goal rarely threatened.

First goal, very clinical finishing from Cantona, The second a great
move and finish from Irwin which Shearer would have been proud of, and
then the goal of the season from Beckham. Will this be the only goal
scored this season from the scorer team's own half? I don't think any
one will get near them this year. My prediction for the year is:

	1st Man U by 10+ points from;
	2nd Liverpool
	3rd Aston Villa
	4th Chelsea
	5th Leeds

You heard it here first :-)

Rgds, Steve

32.6999Chicken-countingCHEFS::KIRKPATRICKJDo you feel licky, punk?Mon Aug 19 1996 17:4516
    
    re.6998
    
  >> A very satisfying start to the season for ManU fans with a comprehensive
  >> win and quite a few of the main revels already dropping back. 
    
    
    Bit premature methinks. Remember the first Saturday of last season?
    
    Also, if you win the league by ten points, I doubt very much whether
    you will have progressed very far in Europe - surely your main target?
    
    Jeff
    
    
    
32.7000Early days ....CHEFS::EDWARDSDMon Aug 19 1996 18:1123
    Hmmm. I'm not sure I share the optimism expressed in note .6998.  Utd
    were not that convincing on Saturday with the defence in particular
    looking a tad shaky.  With Everton (my outside tip for the title) and
    Dunc the Drunk to visit OT on Wednesday, Utd will certainly have to
    improve.  Unfortunately, Keane is now out for at least 3 weeks which
    means Utd's midfield with probably be Butt and Beckham.  Potentially
    excellent, but not quite there yet.  With Blackburn to play on Sunday,
    the next few days promises to be an interesting test for Fergie's Babes. 
    
    Thought you might be interested in the latest masterpiece from the OT
    faithful ....
    
    To the tune of Rebel Rebel by David Bowie :-
    
            Neville Neville
                    You're future's immense
            Neville Neville
                    You play in defence
            Neville Neville
                    Like Jacko you're BAD
            Neville Neville
                    Is the name of your DAD.
       
32.7001CHEFS::COOKSHalf Man,Half BiscuitMon Aug 19 1996 20:355
    Let`s see how Man Utd do in Europe before getting too cocky.
    
    They might be able to beat Wimbledon,but can they beat the likes of,er,
    Galatasaray I wonder??
     
32.7002CHEFS::EDWARDSDMon Aug 19 1996 20:435
    >They might be able to beat Wimbledon,but can they beat the likes
    >of,er,Galatasaray I wonder??
    
    I think you'll find that Utd beat Galatasaray 4-0 the last time the
    clubs met.  Funny how people forget that isn't it ?
32.7003CHEFS::COOKSHalf Man,Half BiscuitMon Aug 19 1996 21:448
    Hilarious.
    
    I`m not anti Man Utd. As a "neutral" I like their style of play and
    enjoy watching them on t.v etc.
    
    However,to prove they are in the elite they`ve got to prove themselves
    (again) in Europe first.
    
32.7004Maldini and Weah ? That'll do nicely !CHEFS::EDWARDSDTue Aug 20 1996 13:1918
    >However,to prove they are in the elite they`ve got to prove themselves
    >(again) in Europe first.
    
    Couldn't agree more - I was only being picky !  I still think Utd need a
    quality centre-half and a striker who will get 20-25 goals a season
    before they can make a serious impact in Europe.  I know Fergie
    believes he has made some great "bargain" buys this summer, one of
    which is the highly-rated (by Norweigan followers) Ronnie Johnsen. 
    Whether this guy can address the centre-half problem will remain to be
    seen.   Andy Cole will have to lead the line, at least for the league
    stages of the tournement.  I have high hopes that he will come good but
    I think I'm in the minority there.
    
    Team news for this Wednesday is not good - Giggs and Cole are still
    out, Keane is having surgery today and Cantona is 50-50.  I presume
    Poborsky will play (interesting comparison with Judas) and that Beckham
    will revert to his more favoured position in central midfield.  Up
    front, who knows !!!  
32.7005RDGENG::MORRELLStrange things are afoot at the Circle-KTue Aug 20 1996 13:3311
    Dave,
    
    How many "foreign" players have ManU got at the moment?? ( i.e. those
    who are not part of the European community.)
    
    There is Poborsky & Johnsen... have they got any others??
    
    Cheers,
    
    	Rick.
    
32.7006CHEFS::EDWARDSDTue Aug 20 1996 13:406
    Sheep,
    
    Just 3 I think ....
    
    Poborsky, Johnsen and Solskjaer   
     
32.7007FYIXSTACY::PHAYDENTue Aug 20 1996 14:285
I think the Norwegian players count as EC players.
I read somewhere that Norway has some agreement with 
the European Community regarding it's citizens. 

Peter
32.7008A Good StartESSB::BLONGA Hat Trick of Premierships 93'94'&amp;96Tue Aug 20 1996 16:247
32.7009CHEFS::COOKSHalf Man,Half BiscuitWed Aug 21 1996 14:265
    Rodney Marsh was calling Beckhams punt from the half way line "the
    best goal ever scored" last night on Sky.
    
    
    
32.7010It was a class goal though!!! Becham from the halfway line!!!CHEFS::CROSSANuns! Reverse! Reverse! Wed Aug 21 1996 14:448
    What amazes me is the memory loss these pundits are suffering from. How
    can people say they have "never" seen a goal like it....what about
    Seaman looking stupid after Nayim did *exactly* the same thing two
    seasons ago? I know Beckham was in his own half but it was only a couple
    of yards between the distance of his shot and Nayims.
    
    
    			Stretch.
32.7011To Volley or not to VolleyCHEFS::JOHNSTONE_PMad cows make happy burgersWed Aug 21 1996 15:204
    And I seem to remember, Nayims was a volley!!
    
    T'Gradley one
    
32.7012CHEFS::COOKSHalf Man,Half BiscuitWed Aug 21 1996 16:093
    They were talking about that goal. Apparently,Nayim booted it towards
    the goal just to kill a few more seconds. 

32.7013cue EddoCHEFS::PANESNorfolk - the English ProvenceWed Aug 21 1996 16:1110
          <<< Note 32.7012 by CHEFS::COOKS "Half Man,Half Biscuit" >>>

>    They were talking about that goal. Apparently,Nayim booted it towards
>    the goal just to kill a few more seconds. 

The oh so gracious Mr Ferguson said that Nayim's goal was a miss-kick.

What a dolt.

Stuart
32.7014CHEFS::EDWARDSDWed Aug 21 1996 16:338
    >The oh so gracious Mr Ferguson said that Nayim's goal was a miss-kick.
    
    Stuart, 
    
    You obviously don't appreciate Fergie's highly-developed sense of
    humour.
    
    Eddo
32.7015Outraged of Mancville.CHEFS::KIRKPATRICKJDo you feel licky, punk?Thu Aug 22 1996 12:2014
    
    Talking of the "Oh so gracious Mr Ferguson", you have to feel a bit
    sorry for the poor old chap after last night. What on earth is going on
    when the ref. doesn't allow the Mancs. enough time to get the result
    they want?
    
    It appears that the FA and the Refs. association need another stern
    talking to....
    
    
    j.
    
    
    
32.7016Old Trafford - Theatre of LaughsCHEFS::PANESNorfolk - the English ProvenceThu Aug 22 1996 12:2328

 Keen followers of sport will be interested to  hear that 
 Alex "The Cheeky Chappy" Ferguson amused the footballing world again 
 with his cracking sense of humour , as he played another of his jolly japes 
 and followed it up with one of his humorous monologues. 
 
 Manchester's Merry Man of Mirth pretended he was upset with the amount 
 of time the referee added on to  the game last night. He gaily gamboled 
 onto the pitch and acted as if he was going to attack the ref. He 
 was aided and abetted in this amusing  vignette by assistant manager 
 Brian "King of Comedy" Kidd and the aptly named head of security ,
 Ned Kelly.   


  
 Oh how we laughed.
 
 Stuart


 BTW Stattos amongst you may be interested to know that with the aid of
     Predica-Spread from PatemanSoft, I did a few calculations. Last season
     at Old Trafford, if ManU were losing or drawing the average game lasted
     97' 45". This of course makes Mr Ferguson's latest joshery all the more
     pithy and self-effacing and lends credence to his reputation
     as one of the last sporting gentlemen.

32.7017CHEFS::EDWARDSDThu Aug 22 1996 13:3018
> BTW Stattos amongst you may be interested to know that with the aid of
>     Predica-Spread from PatemanSoft, I did a few calculations. Last season
>     at Old Trafford, if ManU were losing or drawing the average game lasted
>     97' 45". This of course makes Mr Ferguson's latest joshery all the more
>     pithy and self-effacing and lends credence to his reputation
>     as one of the last sporting gentlemen.

    
    Oh dear oh dear.  Did you get into work especially early to enter this
    note Stuart ?   To humour you though, does Predica-Spread indicate
    how many goals were scored by Utd in this extra time ?  Oh, and perhaps 
    you could calculate the average duration of a Premier League game last 
    season.  Oh, and then you could GET A LIFE !!!!!!!
    
    hugs,
    Dave 
     
    
32.7018YEENOT::STOCKMANSThu Aug 22 1996 13:348
To be honest, Ferguson did have cause for complaint, even if he did go over the
top a tad!!!!

Everton were timewasting right from the off especially Neville Southall who
didn't get a talking to until towards the end of the game & ultimately a
yellow card.

Si
32.7019Mea culpaCHEFS::PANESNorfolk - the English ProvenceThu Aug 22 1996 13:5134
                     <<< Note 32.7017 by CHEFS::EDWARDSD >>>

>> BTW Stattos amongst you may be interested to know that with the aid of
>>     Predica-Spread from PatemanSoft, I did a few calculations. Last season
>>     at Old Trafford, if ManU were losing or drawing the average game lasted
>>     97' 45". This of course makes Mr Ferguson's latest joshery all the more
>>     pithy and self-effacing and lends credence to his reputation
>>     as one of the last sporting gentlemen.

    
>    Oh dear oh dear.  Did you get into work especially early to enter this
>    note Stuart ?   To humour you though, does Predica-Spread indicate
>    how many goals were scored by Utd in this extra time ?  Oh, and perhaps 
>    you could calculate the average duration of a Premier League game last 
>    season.  Oh, and then you could GET A LIFE !!!!!!!
    
>    hugs,

    Dave,

    Oh dear , my note seems to have upset you. This was never my intention,
    I was just hoping to inject some "humour" into the conference. I haven't
    used a spreadsheet...it was a joke. I also made up the product name
    Predica-Spread, and lest you labour under any misunderstandings, to the
    best of my knowledge PatemanSoft is not really a company name ( I made
    it up you see).
    
    I'm sorry if I have cause you any confusion.

    Stuart
      
     
    

32.7020CHEFS::EDWARDSDThu Aug 22 1996 14:009
    Stuart,
    
    My apologies - here's me thinking that you're obsessed with Utd and
    have devoted your life to the ABU cause, when actually you're a
    comedian !  Well, silly me.  Yes, on re-reading your note it is
    actually extreeemly funny and, ooh my aching sides, it's getting rather
    difficult to type because I'm laughing soooo much .......
    
    Keep up the good work. 
32.7021CHEFS::PANESNorfolk - the English ProvenceThu Aug 22 1996 14:197
  Dave,

  If I didn't know better, I would say it appears as if a tad of sarcasm
  has crept into your noting style.


  Stuart
32.7022A point GainedILOV02::BLONGA Hat Trick of Premierships 93'94'&amp;96Thu Aug 22 1996 17:0916
Good comeback last night to snatch a 2-2 draw against Everton. Some terrible 
defending by Pally and Schmeichel let Big Dunc in for two goals before half-time
and left United with a mountain to climb. Second half saw United on the attack
with McClair replacing Poborsky and Beckham going wide on the right. Cruyff
scored with a super header after 70 minutes, and constant pressure resulted in
Unsworth putting through his own goal. Both sides could have snatched it at 
the death as Ferguson and Speed missed chances for Everton, and Cruyff missed
for United. Schmeichel atoned for earlier mistake with his save from the 
Ferguson shot. Giggs returned from injury last night and Scholes was left on
the bench. Barcelona are reported to have offered 10 million for Keano, 
6 million cash + Nadal. Cole is back in training, but needs a couple of reserve
games before he is considered for the first team. Blackburn on Sunday at O.T. 
live on Sky. Is the draw for the champions league on tomorrow, and does anybody
have the European dates for this season????


32.7023CHEFS::EDWARDSDThu Aug 22 1996 18:1212
    Brian,
    
    Keane has just signed a new 4-year deal so I think a move to Barca is
    highly unlikely.
    
    The draw for the European competitions is made tomorrow, and the
    dates for Utd are :
    
    Sep 11, Sep 25, Oct 16, Oct 30, Nov 20, Dec 4
    
    All Wednesday night games, after which we will be "concentrating on the
    league" !
32.7024Marked in the DiaryILOV02::BLONGA Hat Trick of Premierships 93'94'&amp;96Thu Aug 22 1996 21:481
Thank's Dave
32.7025Who is in our GroupILOV02::BLONGA Hat Trick of Premierships 93'94'&amp;96Fri Aug 23 1996 15:493
Any news on the european draw


32.7026From the United HomepageILOV02::BLONGA Hat Trick of Premierships 93'94'&amp;96Fri Aug 23 1996 16:0314
FURIOUS FERGIE TO AVOID FA ACTION 
 Manchester United boss Alex Ferguson is unlikely to face FA
 action over his criticism of referee Graham Poll. 

 Ferguson was angry about the lack of injury time played by
 Poll in the 2-2 draw with Everton and was pulled away from
 the official by assistant Brian Kidd at the final whistle. 

 FA spokesman Steve Double said: "We've spoken to the
 referee and he said there was no actual misconduct he can
 report. At no time was he confronted by Alex Ferguson. It is
 unlikely any action will be taken." 


32.7027Strongest group for AustriaVNACO1::HERIBERTFri Aug 23 1996 16:426
Group C

Manchester United
Juventus Turin
Rapid Wien
Fenerbahce
32.7028RDGENG::MORRELLStrange things are afoot at the Circle-KFri Aug 23 1996 17:038
    Well if Rotor Volgograd can beat ManU ( on away goals ) I assume Rapid
    Wien & Juventus Turin will have no trouble.
    
    Remember Rangers vs Juventus games... what a laugh.. :->
    
    Cheers,
    
    	Rick.
32.7029still laughing :-)DPPSYS::BARRIEFri Aug 23 1996 17:207
    
    re:-1 same as Leeds and Rangers in the preliminaries a few years ago
    that was a great laugh as well :-).
    
    Liam.
    
    
32.7030Please say TurinILOV02::BLONGA Hat Trick of Premierships 93'94'&amp;96Fri Aug 23 1996 17:508
Does anyone have the schedule of the games. It looks like United are playing
Juve on Sep 11th. Is this in Turin or Manchester???

Thank's

Brian.    
    

32.7031What;'s Italian for "Ten pints of Boddy's please"CHEFS::EDWARDSDFri Aug 23 1996 18:042
    Turin !  At least that was the impression I got listening to Martin
    Edwards being interviewed after the draw had been made.
32.7032IRNBRU::HOWARDAh go on! go on, go on, go on!Mon Aug 26 1996 14:335
    ManU 2-2 Blackburn
    
    ManU were bloody lucky! Nuff said....
    
    Ray....
32.7033Solsko to the RescueESSB::BLONGA Hat Trick of Premierships 93'94'&amp;96Mon Aug 26 1996 21:3311
32.7034Latest from the HomepageILOV02::BLONGA Hat Trick of Premierships 93'94'&amp;96Tue Aug 27 1996 22:1914
32.7035COMICS::HAWLEYI668 - the neighbour of the beast!Wed Aug 28 1996 13:486
> Ferguson said: "Manchester City would be wasting their time
> because Brian is staying at Old Trafford." 


what a hard geezer. i wouldnt mess with him.
32.7036CHEFS::PANESNo infinitive left unsplitThu Aug 29 1996 13:357
32.7037Will he sign????ILOV02::BLONGA Hat Trick of Premierships 93'94'&amp;96Thu Aug 29 1996 14:345
Fergie is reported to be in Barcelona to tie up a deal for Nadal for 2.5 Million
If signed he would not be available for europe. This story has be ongoing for
a while, so I don't know if this true or not. Time will tell.


32.7038Time for Gary Neville to switch to centre-back??VARESE::TRNUX1::IDC_BSTROh no! NOT Milan Kundera again!Thu Aug 29 1996 14:4414
>Fergie is reported to be in Barcelona to tie up a deal for Nadal for 2.5 Million
>If signed he would not be available for europe. This story has be ongoing for
>a while, so I don't know if this true or not. Time will tell.
    
    If he isn't going to be available for Europe, I would say "what's the
    point?". Nadal looked a pretty good defender in EC96, but I think
    United should have thought about strengthening their central defence a
    bit earlier; Pallister looks very injury-prone, Bruce and Parker have
    left and May is not Champions League-class. 
    
    Incidentally, I heard reports that United will face Juventus without
    Cantona, Cole, Keane and Phil Neville - can anyone confirm?
    
    Dom$feeling_less_optimistic_by_the_day
32.7039CHEFS::EDWARDSDThu Aug 29 1996 15:0425
>    Incidentally, I heard reports that United will face Juventus without
>    Cantona, Cole, Keane and Phil Neville - can anyone confirm?
>    
>    Dom$feeling_less_optimistic_by_the_day
    
     'Tis true Dom.  Cantona is suspended, Cole is still recovering from
    pneumonia, Keane and Neville have just had ops.  On the plus side, Cole
    played in the reserves yesterday against Everton and scored (yes,
    scored) twice so he may be available.  I'm not too concerned about the
    loss of Cantona - it's the type of game that may have just passed him
    by.  The real loss is Keane.  The last two home games have shown that
    Utd lack depth in midfield and this is exposing a fairly ordinary
    centre-half partnership of May and Pallister.  I expect Fergie to drop
    May for the next couple of games and try Johnsen alongside Pally. 
    Johnsen looks like a good player and his pace and composure on the ball
    will be invaluable in Europe.
    
    To be fair to Fergie, he did recognise the potential problems in the
    defense by buying Johnsen, and trying to buy Nadal, in the summer. 
    Nadal was not available at that time however with Barca buying Couto
    and the French bloke, Nadal is now on the transfer list.  Whether
    Fergie should try and buy him and therefore risk playing a different
    centre-half pairing for the League and European competitions I don't
    know.  
    
32.7040CloningXSTACY::PHAYDENThu Aug 29 1996 15:137
32.7041I'm not making this up you knowCHEFS::PANESNo infinitive left unsplitThu Aug 29 1996 15:4812
Chaps, I suspect that you have misread the story. MUFCPLC have
decided that Alex " The face that can curdle milk" Ferguson's physiognomy
is not sufficient to upset teams in the Champions League, so they have made
an audacious bid to sign Abu Nidal , surely a man who knows a thing or
two about striking terror into the opposition.



hth,


Stuart
32.7042RE Euro draw for Mancs.ILOV02::MCUNNIFFEMartin Cunniffe 822-4903Mon Sep 02 1996 20:2430
                     <<< Note 32.7039 by CHEFS::EDWARDSD >>>

>    Incidentally, I heard reports that United will face Juventus without
>    Cantona, Cole, Keane and Phil Neville - can anyone confirm?


     It doesn't matter how many players the Mancs will have playing or absent,
they haven't a notion of winning the European champions league. The Eng
league has gone rapidly downhill since the early 1990's and you can see this
in the results that all British clubs have had in Europe since. The Mancs
are entertaining thoughts about beating the Italains when they couldn't even
overcome a team of part timers from Turkey. 

English football was at it's strongest when Liverpool were playing wonderful
football in the seventies and eighties and they could also dominate Europe
and win European cups. The Mancs would not have won the one European cup
that they did only for it was played at Wembley.

     European Cup Winners

  Liverpool                             Mancs

    1977                                1968
    1978
    1981
    1984    


    C U N N O

32.7043Stunned !XSTACY::PHAYDENMon Sep 02 1996 20:330
32.7044Welcome Back CunnoILOV02::BLONGA Hat Trick of Premierships 93'94'&amp;96Mon Sep 02 1996 21:2514
      <<< Note 32.7042 by ILOV02::MCUNNIFFE "Martin Cunniffe 822-4903" >>>
                          -< RE Euro draw for Mancs. >-

Cunno,
      Excellent statistics for a man who did not know Liverpool are playing
Coventry on wednesday night. Your knowledge of football seems to be stuck in 
the 70's and 80's

Ps any chance of a run down on Ronnie Whelan fact-file , just like the old days

Regard's

A Man of the 90's

32.7045CHEFS::EDWARDSDTue Sep 03 1996 13:0410
    Cunno,
    
    Nice to have you back !
    
    Just curious though - if the English league has declined so rapidly
    during the past decade, and Manchester United are unworthy
    representatives of this country, where do you rank your beloved
    Liverpool at the moment ?  
    
    Dave
32.7046Better than the 4th of July!GENIE::MURRAYPaul Murray @ZUO. E-PCBU SupportTue Sep 03 1996 13:379
    
    
    Martin,
    
    my love!
    
    Oh joyous day, life is worth living again!
    
    P
32.7047Oasis on the Mancs!!ILOV02::MCUNNIFFEMartin Cunniffe 822-4903Tue Sep 03 1996 15:1311
      I received a tape of the Oasis concert from Knebworth and was listening
to it for the first time last night. I really enjoyed the bit before one of
the songs when Liam Gallagher says "could we have a really big massive f?#k off
boo for Man Utd". He obviously loves Man Utd as much as I do.



C U N N O

 
32.7048RDGENG::MORRELLStrange things are afoot at the Circle-KTue Sep 03 1996 15:167
    >He obviously loves Man Utd as much as I do.
    
    Not surprising since he's a Man City fan...
    
    Cheers,
    
    	Rick.
32.7049Latest News from the HomepageILOV02::BLONGA Hat Trick of Premierships 93'94'&amp;96Tue Sep 03 1996 16:4621
Keane losing fitness race 
=========================
Roy Keane is losing the race against time to get fit for the
European Champions' League match against Juventus next week. 

The influential Republic of Ireland midfielder had surgery on his
knee a fortnight ago but has not recovered sufficiently to be
included in Alex Ferguson's plans for United's opening Champions
League game in Turin. 

That means Fergie will be without three of his regulars. Eric
Cantona is suspended for one game after picking up two yellow
cards when United were last involved in the competition two
seasons ago, while Philip Neville will be sidelined for another five
weeks after an operation on his ankle. 

"I thought at one time that Roy would have a chance of making
the Juventus game," said Fergie. "He is making good progress but
the game has come just a bit too soon." 


32.7050Reds under the beds?MILE::JENKINSTue Sep 03 1996 17:4013
    
    Interesting program on Channel 4 tonight. "Grandad is a football
    hooligan" recounts several cases of fans travelling independently
    to European away legs and being arrested before games at hotels and
    the like.  The program accuses the football clubs of deliberately
    fingering the independent fans who haven't travelled on the 
    over-priced club organized tours.
    
    One of the cases relates to an old man of 74 who was arrested in
    the middle of the night in his hotel bedroom in Turkey. Manchester
    United are one of the clubs in the dock.
    
    Richard.
32.7051Stuart, did you do the research for this documentary?VARESE::TRNUX1::IDC_BSTROh no! NOT Milan Kundera again!Tue Sep 03 1996 17:519
    >Interesting program on Channel 4 tonight. "Grandad is a football
    >hooligan" recounts several cases of fans travelling independently
    >to European away legs and being arrested before games at hotels and
    >the like.
    
    Arrested on what grounds? Or is the implication that the clubs were
    somehow framing independent fans?
    
    Dom
32.7052CHEFS::EDWARDSDTue Sep 03 1996 18:1611
    Dom,
    
    From what I understand, the program will "accuse" clubs like Utd of
    amongst other things, conspiring with the local police to arrest/remove 
    fans travelling to away European ties independently.  The program is 
    previewed in the latest "Red Issue" (Utd fanzine) and is pretty damning 
    about one Robert Charlton.  Apparently, so the fanzine says, he is linked 
    with one of the official supporters club tour companies and has been 
    one of the driving forces in helping to clamp down on independent 
    travellers - allegedly !  It should be an interesting program.
                                                               
32.7053I still think Mr. Panes is behind it all...VARESE::TRNUX1::IDC_BSTROh no! NOT Milan Kundera again!Tue Sep 03 1996 18:388
    Interesting indeed, Dave. In fact, I shall bear all this in mind next 
    Wednesday when I make the 100-mile journey to Turin (albeit in the
    company of two Juventus fans!) to cheer on ManU.
    
    Incidentally, I have it on reliable (well, fairly!) information that you're
    feigning illness as an excuse for not coming over for t'game?
    
    Dom
32.7054CHEFS::EDWARDSDTue Sep 03 1996 18:436
    >Incidentally, I have it on reliable (well, fairly!) information that
    >you're feigning illness as an excuse for not coming over for t'game?
    
    Partially true Dom, although a lack of cash and too much bloody work
    rank a close 2nd and 3rd.  Dare I ask who is providing you with this
    inside information ?  Surely not Panesy !?!?!?
32.7055CHEFS::PANESm|o|r|i|b|u|n|dTue Sep 03 1996 18:4919
                     <<< Note 32.7052 by CHEFS::EDWARDSD >>>

>    Dom,
    
>    From what I understand, the program will "accuse" clubs like Utd of
>    amongst other things, conspiring with the local police to arrest/remove 
>    fans travelling to away European ties independently.  The program is 
>    previewed in the latest "Red Issue" (Utd fanzine) and is pretty damning 
>    about one Robert Charlton.  Apparently, so the fanzine says, he is linked 
>    with one of the official supporters club tour companies and has been 
>    one of the driving forces in helping to clamp down on independent 
>    travellers - allegedly !  It should be an interesting program.
                                                               

    Surely this is not Sir Bobby Charlton O.B.E, who along with Lord
    Flashman of Barnet , was recognised for his "services to ticket 
    brokerage"??

    Stuart
32.7056Your fault for keeping such company...VARESE::TRNUX1::IDC_BSTROh no! NOT Milan Kundera again!Tue Sep 03 1996 18:595
    >Partially true Dom, although a lack of cash and too much bloody work
    >rank a close 2nd and 3rd.  Dare I ask who is providing you with this
    >inside information ?  Surely not Panesy !?!?
    
    The very same!
32.7057What music do you like ? Well, I like .....CHEFS::EDWARDSDTue Sep 03 1996 19:045
    >Your fault for keeping such company
    
    Hmmm, I've just been hearing how close you two have become lately.
    Surely you're betraying your roots by mixing with these eagle-types Dom
    ?
32.7058Close season for eagle-baiting...VARESE::TRNUX1::IDC_BSTROh no! NOT Milan Kundera again!Tue Sep 03 1996 19:129
    >Hmmm, I've just been hearing how close you two have become lately.
    
    Sounds like libel to me...
    
    >Surely you're betraying your roots by mixing with these eagle-types Dom
    
    Why do you think I'm in self-imposed exile?
    
    Dom
32.7059This is meant to be the football conferenceCHEFS::PANESm|o|r|i|b|u|n|dTue Sep 03 1996 19:2412
re last few.

Chaps,

I know this is probably the least appropriate topic to raise this thorny issue,
but this conference is supposed to be about matters relating to football.
If you want to discuss medical conditions or social circles , may I suggest
that you add CHESTY::POORLY and NO::FRIENDS to your notebooks.

hth,

Stuart
32.7060RDGENG::MORRELLStrange things are afoot at the Circle-KTue Sep 03 1996 21:256
    So Dave... will you be joining us to watch the match in the Post
    House....????
    
    Cheers,
    
    	Rick.
32.7061IRNBRU::61549::SpikeYes it does, dosen't it?Wed Sep 04 1996 14:0638
  Well I saw the program last night. Seemed to be a case of lets try and
  codge together various stories and come up with a conspiracy theory.
  The whole thing was based on the simple truth that English football
  fans by default are treated as hooligans when they travel aboard and
  then the program came up with the fairy tale bit of trying to blame
  the clubs for this happening. 

  There is nothing new about the way fans are treated abroad and the
  program struggled in my view to show any proof that clubs deliberately
  helped to single out the independent travellers. Really all it showed
  was that the clubs provided protection for the fans that went on the
  organised tours by shipping the fans in and out in safety. Not a great
  way to be treated but the safest way.

  The whole program seemed to be clutching at straws. The first story
  given was of a guy who had his head battered by a police truncheon in
  Turkey. He goes on to explain that he was in the middle of a riot of
  Turkish fans and was trying to help his mate out who was being
  assaulted. The program then tried to claim that Utd was somehow
  responsible for the Turkish policemen whacking him across the head. I
  was waiting for a fuzzy photograph to be shown claiming to be of Sir
  Bobby Charlton handing out money to the Turkish thugs in a backstreet
  around the corner.

  The travel agent bit I thought was quite funny. The owner wanted to
  know why the Man Utd package which was a special tour organised in
  conjunction with the police and Barcelona authorities etc should cost
  more that her package using standard travel arrangements. She who
  organises 10s of thousands of holidays a year can't understand why Utd
  who orginise only a couple of trips a year should be more expensive.
  And she was outraged when Utd told the Spanish club that Utd could not
  guarantee the behaviour of the fans travelling independently. Hello
  this is the real world calling.....

  The program was typical tabloid journalism.

  Rgds, Steve.

32.7062CHEFS::EDWARDSDWed Sep 04 1996 18:524
    News on the United home page suggests that Cantona *will* be available
    for the Juve game after all.  UEFA have apparently informed Utd that
    the UEFA cup games he missed last season whilst serving his eight-month
    suspension have in effect cancelled out his one-match ban.
32.7063I wonder if he'll crowd surfCHEFS::PANESAmerica...what time is love??Wed Sep 04 1996 19:0414
                     <<< Note 32.7062 by CHEFS::EDWARDSD >>>

>    News on the United home page suggests that Cantona *will* be available
>    for the Juve game after all.  UEFA have apparently informed Utd that
>    the UEFA cup games he missed last season whilst serving his eight-month
>    suspension have in effect cancelled out his one-match ban.


  Bloody typical... big clubs... teevee revenue... one rule for them...
  blah blah 

  < rant deleted > normal service resumed as soon as possible.

   Stuart
32.70641-1 away to Derby won't send shivers up too many spines...VARESE::TRNUX1::IDC_BSTROh no! NOT Milan Kundera again!Thu Sep 05 1996 13:5716
(continued from 33)
        
    >I was implying that his note would have been entered on the Monday. 
    >The game is on Saturday.  Sorry for the confusion !
    
    Phew, I suppose that's a little better...at least Pallister can rest
    his back for four days! So how did they play last night (I only know
    that it finished 1-1)?
    
    Juventus are hot favorites to win everything in Italy, this year.
    They've bought very astutely to replace Sousa, Ravanelli and Vialli,
    and they do look very solid. I can't say I'm terribly optimistic about
    next Wednesday, although, ironically, I think the Mancs are at least as
    strong man-for-man.
    
    Dom 
32.7065CHEFS::EDWARDSDThu Sep 05 1996 14:3330
    Reports are that United played reasonably well.  The problem is that
    Fergie has now got to decide his best eleven.  Last season it was easy
    - he didn't have that many players to choose from and fortunately for
    him, the squad suffered relatively few injuries.  
    
    Last night's starting line-up was :
    
    			Schmeichel
    		May	Johnsen	    Pallister
    G.Neville					Irwin
    		Beckham		Butt
    			Cantona
    		Cruyff		Giggs
    
    It looks like Utd are trying to adopt a 3-man central defence with
    Ronnie Johnsen as the central figure.  I read that Fergie is well
    impressed with Johnsen and that he was purchased with this role in
    mind.  I'm not overly convinced that May will fit into this system, and
    if Phillip Neville was fit, I think Fergie would be tempted to play
    G.Neville in May's position, and use Philip as a wing-back.
    
    I would imagine that this team will be very close to that selected for
    the Juve game.  The only exceptions may be the inclusion of Cole
    instead of Cruff, and the possible use of Poborsky as the right-
    wing-back with Neville replacing May.  The latter suggestion is more
    wishful thinking on my part than anything else.  One thing is perfectly
    obvious though - Utd are *really* missing Keane, and it worries me that
    we've become so dependent on one player.
    
      
32.7066crisis club ?CHEFS::SWANMThu Sep 05 1996 17:4210
    Bit quiet in here today ?
    
    Seeing as Newcastle are/were supposed to be a club in crisis can't we
    say the same about Man U - you've got the same number of points,
    haven't won in 3 games and can't beat Derby.
    
    Then again, as they say, its a marathon not a sprint ;-)
    
    Michael.
    
32.7067one player team thenCHEFS::JAMESPThu Sep 05 1996 18:027
    
    Re-1 
    
    So Keane is like Robson in the 80's, Best in the 70's and Sir Bobby in
    the 60's then  8-)
    
    Pj                                                   
32.7068CHEFS::EDWARDSDThu Sep 05 1996 18:558
    >So Keane is like Robson in the 80's, Best in the 70's and Sir Bobby in
    >the 60's then  8-)
    
    Robson certainly.  Best was on the pi$$ for most of the 70s, and the
    60s team had several world-class players.  Thing is, I'm not sure Keane
    is someone who you would want to rely on.  The man's a bleedin' psycho.
    
    
32.7069How to blow a 2-nil lead!CHEFS::CROSSANuns! Reverse! Reverse! Thu Sep 05 1996 18:5810
    Pj,
    
    >>-< one player team then >-
               
    A bit like Chelsea last night after Le Beef went off!!!
    
    
    			Stretch.
    
    
32.7070Must give others a chanceCHEFS::JAMESPThu Sep 05 1996 19:4910
    
    Hello matey,
    
    Indeed the great CFC did struggle once the finest Frenchman in England
    departed.
    
    Just a small set back in the plan to rule the world... urrmm or Fulham
    Broadway
    
    Pj
32.7071Juve 0 Andy Cole 3 (you heard it here first)...VARESE::TRNUX1::IDC_BSTROh no! NOT Milan Kundera again!Fri Sep 06 1996 14:3429
    >I would imagine that this team will be very close to that selected for
    >the Juve game.  The only exceptions may be the inclusion of Cole
    >instead of Cruff, and the possible use of Poborsky as the right-
    >wing-back with Neville replacing May.  
    
    I'd pretty much agree with that, Dave. Mind you, much as May gives me
    the jitters (the Graeme Hogg of the 90s?), I think Ferguson should pick 
    a bona fide right back next Wednesday (i.e. Gary Neville and not Poborsky) 
    to stop Del Pierro. The latter was crap for the last 3/4 months of last 
    season (more concerned with pruning his sideburns than playing footy), 
    including EC96, but by all accounts, he's starting to look the 
    business again, at least in the pre-season friendlies. 
    
    I'm surprised Poborsky hasn't fitted in so well up to now. OK, it's
    early days, but he was generally considered to be player of the
    tournamment at EC96. Moreover, he strikes me as the sort of player
    who'd fit well into *any* league (much like Emerson at M'boro); very
    skillful, but not afraid of a scrap and plays the whole 90 minutes. In
    fact, he reminds me of Osvaldo Ardiles in that respect...and Ardiles 
    still ranks as probably the most successful foreign import in British 
    football (cue roars of protests from the Cantonites!).
    
    Incidentally, Juve have Torricelli and Jugovic suspended. Not a great
    loss, really; Jugovic is in and out of the team, and I reckon Giggs
    would have had the beating of Torricelli.
    
    DOm 
    
    
32.7072IRNBRU::HOWARDAh go on! go on, go on, go on!Fri Sep 06 1996 14:547
    >>Juve 0 Andy Cole 3 (you heard it here first
    
    Somebody call a doctor!!!! Dom, my man, you've lost it completely....
    
    Juve to win by (at least) 2 goals....
    
    Ray....
32.7073OK, Juve 0 Dennis Irwin 1 - sound better?VARESE::TRNUX1::IDC_BSTROh no! NOT Milan Kundera again!Fri Sep 06 1996 15:334
    It's called optimism, Ray...something I thought you Irish were supposed
    to have in abundance. Or am I thinking of luck?
    
    Dom
32.7074Juve 2 United 2CHEFS::EDWARDSDFri Sep 06 1996 18:5622
    
>    I'm surprised Poborsky hasn't fitted in so well up to now. OK, it's
>    early days, but he was generally considered to be player of the
>    tournamment at EC96. Moreover, he strikes me as the sort of player
>    who'd fit well into *any* league (much like Emerson at M'boro); very
>    skillful, but not afraid of a scrap and plays the whole 90 minutes. In
>    fact, he reminds me of Osvaldo Ardiles in that respect...and Ardiles 
>    still ranks as probably the most successful foreign import in British 
>    football (cue roars of protests from the Cantonites!).
 
     I think Poborsky *will* prove to be Utd's best buy of the summer
    however a certain David Beckham stands in his way.  Beckham is not
    quite up to the central midfield role, although ultimately I see it as
    his best position.  Obviously he's playing too well to be dropped so
    Fergie is compromising by playing him wide on the right.  Poborsky's
    time will come - he's too good to have as a "squad-player" hence my
    suggestion that he could be used as a right wing-back.  Also, I am yet
    to be convinced by Nicky Butt - a player with the attitude of Paul Ince
    but sadly lacking Ince's talent.  If Fergie presists with the back 3,
    a midfield 5 of Poborsky, Beckham, Keane, Giggs and Phillip Neville,
    with Cantona and Cole upfront looks pretty darn good to me.  Whether
    Fergie will think so, remains to be seen.  
32.7075IRNBRU::61549::SpikeYes it does, dosen't it?Thu Sep 12 1996 12:5526
  Well despite the garbage writing in this morning papers I don't think
  Utd did too bad last night. Losing 1-0 away in Juventus is not exactly
  a disgrace (even if it was actually 2-0) and Utd will have learnt a
  great deal from the trip. Both goals where pretty much give aways and
  on another night the Great Dane would have saved both of them.

  The back four played pretty well but in front of that no one except
  Maclair when he can on created much. I think some of the blame lies on
  the shape chosen by Ferguson particularly in the first half. Cantona
  alone up front is crazy. He is no centre forward and needs to play
  along side or behind the main striker. Poborski and Cruff were shite
  and seem to be far to lazy to make anything happen. Did Poborski make
  a single tackle? Giggs and Cruff did not have a clue how to play
  together and often they ended up a couple of feet apart making the
  same runs. Fergusson was right to take of one of them but it should
  have been Cruff.

  A mid field general was clearly needed. Until Maclair can on the lads
  really struggled to get any movement going. Maclair created some moves
  which if Cantona had been more sharp could have threatened the goal.

  All in all though a good experience for them all and it should help
  them develop.

  Rgds, Steve.

32.7076IRNBRU::HOWARDAh go on! go on, go on, go on!Thu Sep 12 1996 13:076
    Sorry Steve, but I must differ. United, by all accounts were humped,
    good and proper. I only saw the paltry hi-lites that STV showed and
    after the match they said that it didn't show the gulf in class between
    the sides....
    
    Ray....
32.7077Juve 1 Utd 0CHEFS::EDWARDSDThu Sep 12 1996 13:2930
    Ray, how on earth can you differ with someone's opinion if you didn't
    even see the game ?!?!
    
    I think those that watched the game will agree that Utd were outplayed
    in the first half.  Juve's workrate was fantastic and Utd's midfield
    didn't have a chance to settle on the ball.  The starting formation was
    predictable and was the one used to good effect at the Sheep on
    Saturday.  Problem being that Juve are a class above anything Utd face
    in the Premier League, especially in defence, and Utd's forwards
    struggled to cope with the pace and strength of Juve's back four.  I
    agree with Steve's comments re: Poborsky who seemed totally lost. 
    
    In the 2nd half Fergie changed things around and brought Choccy on to
    replace Giggs - this "astute" substitution triggered a whole stream of
    expletives from yours truely however the boy done good.  Utd were a far
    better team in the 2nd half and looked far more composed on the ball.
    
    1-0 was a fair result, perhaps slightly flattering to Utd - for the
    life of me I don't know why that 1st "goal" was disallowed.  However
    Utd will learn from this.  Remember that players like Neville, Beckham,
    Butt, Poborsky, Cruyff etc are all still young and learning their
    trade.  I also hope that Fergie learns from this.  The tactics weren't
    great - Cantona should *never* be played as a lone striker in European
    games.  However, I do think that this was partly due to the absence of
    Keane in midfield.  Fergie tried to pack the midfield, knowing he was
    lacking a true ball-winner.  Keane will (hopefully) enable Fergie to
    play Cantona in his more favoured position which will give the team a
    better balance.
    
    Ever optimistic ...... 
32.7078That fighting talk Ray...IRNBRU::61549::SpikeYes it does, dosen't it?Thu Sep 12 1996 13:5317
  Howard I want to see you outside in the car park now! You never even
  saw the match and your are disagreeing with me! Ray do you actually
  believe what is said and writing in the media? 

  Utd lost 1-0 away to the current champions of Europe. That is not
  getting humped. If this was a 2 leg home and away match the media
  would be singing Utd praises and saying what a good job they did away
  from home. Indeed Utd will have a good chance of winning the Old
  Trafford match and then it's back to all square.

  This is not the best start they could have had but I'll take it.

  Rgds, Steve.

  PS. and if you what that ECO signed of Howard you better start showing
  some respect! 8*)

32.7079Nothing wrong with 1-0 away from home against the Euro champs....VARESE::TRNUX1::IDC_BSTROh no! NOT Milan Kundera again!Thu Sep 12 1996 14:0923
    >Ray, how on earth can you differ with someone's opinion if you didn't
    >even see the game ?!?!
    
    Agreed. I was actually there last night (in the company of 5 Juve fans)
    and most agreed that United gave at least as good as they got in the
    second half. Give this team another 10 games to straighten a few things
    out (I agree that Cantona can't play the lone centre forward role, and
    Keane was missed) and they could rally do something in the Champions
    League.
    
    As for the "difference in class", I don't think you can argue with the
    likes of Cantona, Cruyff, Giggs, Poborsky and Beckham. If anything,
    United might need to stiffen up the midfield with a few "water
    carriers". Juventus, on the other hand, are a very well-organised team
    of hard workers (Conte, Deschamps, Di Livio, Porrini, Pessotto). The
    hilarious thing is that the British press/public always feel they have
    to put down these sort of players when they figure in our teams (viz. 
    Paul Ince, Andy Townsend, David Batty...the list is endless). Sounds
    like a no-win situation to me!
    
    More later (time permitting)...
    
    Dom 
32.7080CHEFS::COOKSHalf Man,Half BiscuitThu Sep 12 1996 14:387
    I see the little boys were taught how to play by the real men of
    football last night.
    
    (stir,stir).
    
    
    
32.7081New ideas not players are what's neededXSTACY::PHAYDENThu Sep 12 1996 14:5336
Maybe it's time English clubs started investing in foreign managers
rather than foreign players. 
Last night Juve worked bloody hard. First to every ball , always running 
off the ball to give themselves space once they received a pass and seldom 
if ever giving the ball away easily. In contrast United looked static. 
Players stood still and waited for the pass , by the time they got it there 
were 3 Juve players around them and they were under pressure. The breaks out 
of defence looked lethargic. Nobody in the United team wanted to take responsibility.
They gave the impression of wanting to get rid of the ball asap rather than create
opportunities. European football is different now to what it was when Liverpool 
dominated in the 80's. Milan along with others instigated the new order. When
you don't have the ball you work bloody hard to get it back and when you do have 
the ball you don't give it away easily. Foreign teams don't sit deep anymore waiting 
for the attack nor do they pass the ball between the midfield and defence for half an
hour at a time. As a matter of fact Juve looked more English than the English themselves
last night( except their close passing was better) A goal onthe break , hastling for the
ball all the time... 
Johnson looked weak as did Neville. Neither their 
physical strength or speed compared to that of the Juve defenders. Butt wasn't up to being
all alone in the centre and Cantona was wasted. No player made an effort to create space 
for himself , no player ever seemed to have time on the ball. As Dom said you can't
argue with the quality of player in United's team but the tactics and fitness and workrate of 
the team can be questioned. I've never been a fan of Ferguson and never will regardless of 
what he has done for United. I still believe Cantona deserves more credit that anyone for 
the current success. And lets face it "Fergies babes" won on default last season. They won not 
because they were so good but because the opposition were so mediocre. What United and English 
football needs is Fabio Capello. There's the man to bring European glory to United and make 
the English league more competitive. 


Capello for the Dublin Dons is what I say.


More rambling editorial to follow...

Peter
32.7082Peter's Prose reset to 80 charsZUR01::ASHGGrahame Ash @RLEThu Sep 12 1996 15:2441
32.7083Always look on the bright side...VARESE::TRNUX1::IDC_BSTROh no! NOT Milan Kundera again!Thu Sep 12 1996 16:1016
    You write some intelligent stuff, Peter, even if most of it is beyond
    the 80th column! However, while I agree with some of your points, I think
    this particular piece is slightly OTT  (still, thanks for sparing
    us the classic Amurrican "it's time to wake up and smell the coffee!"
    phrase!).
    
    Actually, I thought your comments were very accurate if taken in the
    context of the first half only. United bucked their ideas up in the
    second half and sprayed the ball around very nicely indeed for a team
    with 5/6 players below the age of 32. Also, if Fergie's learned one
    thing from last night, it's that there's no need to bother with a 5-man
    defence: Nevill, Pallister (excellent), Johnsen and Irwin coped very
    well indeed, and the defence would also have had more cover from
    midifeld had that psycho Irishman been playing.
    
    Dom
32.7084CHEFS::EDWARDSDThu Sep 12 1996 16:3123
>    Actually, I thought your comments were very accurate if taken in the
>    context of the first half only. United bucked their ideas up in the
>    second half and sprayed the ball around very nicely indeed for a team
>    with 5/6 players below the age of 32. Also, if Fergie's learned one
                                       ^^
    
    Is this what you meant Dom ?  Neville, Pallister, Johnsen, Beckham,
    Butt, Poborsky, Cruyff, Giggs and Cantona are all under 32.  Now, if
    you meant 22 .........
    
    I too would agree with most of Peter's note.  I would like to think
    that Utd won the league on merit and not by default, but I don't
    subscribe to the view that the English Premier League is on a par with
    the top European leagues.  I think it's easy to get carried away with
    performances like Utd's 4-0 win on Saturday - the press certainly add
    to the hype of the wonder-kids and how unbeatable/unstoppable Utd are.
    Like Dom, I think Utd are close and I also believe that they have
    improved considerably over the past 2-3 years.  Whether they are
    good/experienced enough to qualify from the group will depend on, imo,
    the fitness of Keane and the growing understanding between Pallister
    and Johnsen.
    
    So Dom, what's all this I hear about the after-match trouble ?  
32.7085IRNBRU::HOWARDAh go on! go on, go on, go on!Thu Sep 12 1996 16:5616
    .7077, Dave & Steve....
    
    I reserve the right to slag ManU off in any way that I please, so
    there...NYAH! Anyway, I was right and the media agree with me....
    
    To summarise, Juventus were....
    
    a) fitter
    b) faster
    c) stronger and, most importantly....
    d) better
    
    Can't say fairer than that....
    
    Ray....
      
32.7086CHEFS::EDWARDSDThu Sep 12 1996 17:076
    >Anyway, I was right and the media agree with me....
    
    No Ray - I think that some of the media claimed that Juventus were by
    far the better team, and you chose to agree with them.  A subtle
    difference methinks.  Anyway, what does a QPR supporter know about
    football ?!?!?!??!?!
32.7087VARESE::TRNUX1::IDC_BSTROh no! NOT Milan Kundera again!Thu Sep 12 1996 17:3636
    >Is this what you meant Dom ?  Neville, Pallister, Johnsen, Beckham,
    >Butt, Poborsky, Cruyff, Giggs and Cantona are all under 32.  Now, if
    >you meant 22 .........
    
    Er..yes (I should think Brian McClair's the only one who doesn't come
    into that category!). That's what you get for hurrying off a note when 
    it's time to go to lunch!
    
    >but I don't subscribe to the view that the English Premier League is on 
    >a par with the top European leagues. 
    
    This is exactly where I *disagree*. I think the only league that is
    definitely superior to the Premiership is the Italian Serie A, and even
    that gap is destined to close once the top foreign players are fully
    integrated and used in the right capacity (witness Poborsky last night, 
    who looked half the player he was in EC96). Remember Italian football 
    won nothing for 2/3 years after the arrival of Falcao, Platini and co. 
    
    I don't think we'll be seeing another United team with Cruyff + Giggs +
    Poborsky, which is really a bit of a luxury. Butt did a great job on
    Zidane last night (goal apart), and a fit Roy Keane together with an
    out-and-out centre-forward (Andy Cole? Ahem...)  might have made all 
    the difference in the second half yesterday. 
    
    Maybe I was just in an optimistic mood yesterday, but I felt quite 
    disappointed when the final whistle went. Juventus seemed to be fading
    and United looked to be finding a lot more space. Still, fair result.
    
    Re: Fabio Capello. I don't think he's done anything to prove he's a
    great manager. I like him as a person (sporting, gracious in defeat,
    etc.), but I lost count of the number of games last season that
    Weah/Savicevic pulled out of the fire when Milan were looking pretty
    average. He's also in a bit of a fix at Real Madrid, isn't he?
    
    Dom
    
32.7088CHEFS::ASHLEYSMITHThey think it's pavlova.....Thu Sep 12 1996 17:3910
    FWIW I thought Man Utd gave the ball away an incredible amount
    of times for a team playing in the Champions League. Far too often
    the ball was hit to an opponent or simply into empty space - any side
    in this league will punish them for this, not just Juve. Poborsky
    had a dreadful game and Cruyff looked the player he is - average.
    
    Zidane looks class and Boksic was a real handful - funny neither
    really starred in Euro'96.
    
    Andy
32.7089Why...was there anything else?VARESE::TRNUX1::IDC_BSTROh no! NOT Milan Kundera again!Thu Sep 12 1996 17:5022
    >So Dom, what's all this I hear about the after-match trouble ?  
    
    All I heard, Dave, was that an English fan was stabbed in the hand in a
    Turin bar, and the culprit had got away by the time the police arrived
    on the scene (source: Italian teletext).
    
    Anti-English feeling is still rife in Turin (for obvious reasons) and I
    suspect this had something to do with it. There was no hassle
    whatsoever at the stadium last night, though I must say I was amazed at
    the booing/whistling of Andy Cole every time he received the ball; I 
    don't recall ever hearing a whole stadium booing as one. I even
    commented on it to the guy sitting next to me (a Neapolitan) and all he
    did was stare back at me with an amazed look as if to say: "Well, he's
    black, isn't he?"
    
    Come to think of it, Juventus have had problems with this before.
    Junior, the Brazilian, actually had a bunch of bananas hurled in his
    face as he came out of the tunnel for a Torino-Juve derby a few years
    back.
    
    Dom
    remarked about  
32.7090CHEFS::EDWARDSDThu Sep 12 1996 18:5233
>    FWIW I thought Man Utd gave the ball away an incredible amount
>    of times for a team playing in the Champions League. Far too often
>    the ball was hit to an opponent or simply into empty space - any side
>    in this league will punish them for this, not just Juve. Poborsky
>    had a dreadful game and Cruyff looked the player he is - average.
    
    
     I think the initial observation is dead right - Utd gave the ball away
    far too much.  However I think that was down to a combination of 2
    factors : Utd were lacking Keane in midfield, and Juve have some
    fantastic players in their midfield.  Consequently, the Utd defenders
    were left with no option but to sometimes bypass the midfield and hoof
    it straight to Cantona - a tactic which failed miserably.  Not every
    side will be as good as Juve in this area and I believe Utd will have
    greater success against the "lesser" (!!!) sides in the group.  
    
    I think that part of the problem here is the false expectations raised
    by media hype about Utd.  Utd are a good team and they do have some
    good youngsters, but they are not the formidable/unstoppable side that
    some newspapers/football experts would have you believe.  Hanson and
    Lineker were waxing lyrically following Utd's demolition of the Sheep
    and worked themselves into a positive frenzy.  Let's face facts - the
    Sheep are a very poor side at the moment and that kind of game is no
    preparation for last night's experience.  Hence my earlier comments
    regarding the gap between the Premier League and the "top" European
    Leagues.
    
    Utd will improve in this tournament and I do think they have the
    quality within the side to progress to the next stage.  I do not think
    they are quite at the Juve, Milan, Inter, Parma level and we should not
    be fooled into thinking that they are .... YET !
    
    Just my opinion ......
32.7091IRNBRU::61549::SpikeYes it does, dosen't it?Thu Sep 12 1996 19:0430
>>    .7077, Dave & Steve....
>> 
>>    I reserve the right to slag ManU off in any way that I please, so
>>    there...NYAH! Anyway, I was right and the media agree with me....
>> 
>>    To summarise, Juventus were....
>> 
>>    a) fitter
>>    b) faster
>>    c) stronger and, most importantly....
>>    d) better
>> 
>>    Can't say fairer than that....
>> 
>>    Ray....
 
Ray,

You're an old trollop with a brain no bigger than Vinny Jones's. On the night
Juventus did play harder and faster and actually "more English" whilst Utd
played more laid back football more typical of European teams. But there was
not a huge gulf between the two sides like you and the Fleet Street morons are
saying. Stop watching and worrying about also rans like QPR and enjoy the skill
of a team like Utd. 

Another night with one or two changes Utd could have drawn or won and I'm sure
they believe that they will do so at Old Trafford.

Rgds, Steve.

32.7092PATE::POUNDERThu Sep 12 1996 19:1711
    
    I don't know where the gloom and doom is coming from. I didn't see the
    game due to being exiled in Massachusetts, but "when I were a lad", a
    1-0 defeat away to Juventus was almost seen as a victory. If this were
    the old knockout format, I'd be expecting Man U to proceed to the next
    round after "the home leg".....suppose that makes a big difference
    these days in the Champions Cup.
    
    Anyhoo....good luck with the rest of the competition.
    
    Timmy
32.7093IRNBRU::HOWARDAh go on! go on, go on, go on!Thu Sep 12 1996 19:326
    .7091
    
    Typical of the new breed of glory-hunting ManU suppporters who have been 
    following them for 5 minutes, they think they know it all....
    
    Ray....
32.7094since the mid sixties pal!IRNBRU::61549::SpikeYes it does, dosen't it?Thu Sep 12 1996 19:449
  .7093

  5 minutes, 5 Minutes, 5 MINUTES. I'll be round to you desk in 5
  bleeding minutes you brainless eejit. 

  You are a complete and utter! You never even saw the match and you
  have the audacity to sit there and write that flapdoddle about the
  great Man U. Get your sleeves rolled up I'm on me way over......

32.7095CHEFS::SWANMThu Sep 12 1996 19:585
    Who was it that said Man U could have drawn or won the match on another
    night ? Presumably on this "other night" they would have to have at
    least one decent shot on goal.
    
    Michael.
32.7096Three points are three points...VARESE::TRNUX1::IDC_BSTROh no! NOT Milan Kundera again!Thu Sep 12 1996 20:2317
    >I don't know where the gloom and doom is coming from. I didn't see the
    >game due to being exiled in Massachusetts, but "when I were a lad", a
    >1-0 defeat away to Juventus was almost seen as a victory. If this were
    >the old knockout format, I'd be expecting Man U to proceed to the next
    >round after "the home leg".....suppose that makes a big difference
    >these days in the Champions Cup.
    
    Interesting that, Timmy. I remember being mildly surprised at the roar
    of approval with which the Juve fans greeted the final whistle. You
    wouldn't normally expect the reigning European champions to be
    satisfied with a 1-0 home win. Then again, I'd be prepared to bet that
    goal difference will be of little or no importance in this group.
    
    I dunno, maybe they've adjusted to this Champions League thing
    quicker than we have...
    
    Dom
32.7097Another rantXSTACY::PHAYDENThu Sep 12 1996 20:3349
I concur with the honourable and respected members Edwards 
and Turner.
The performance did improve in the second half and the
onslaught did abate but what I would still point to is 
the fact that United did not have a shot on target all
night and Juve missed some sitters. I know that it is 
unrealistic to compare Utd. with Juve , Milan etc... but 
that is what we should be doing.
It isn't good enough to accept the inferiority and that I
suppose is what I am really getting at. Man. U are probably
the biggest club in Europe , bar none , they have the money
, they have the players but what they don't have IMO is the
management. Dom rightly points out that Capelo isn't doing
too well at Real and yes maybe he did ride his luck a bit but
in his time he lead Milan to 2 championships and the European
Cup. I simply believe that English football needs some fresh 
ideas. What pisses me off is this talk of "European Football"
and how English clubs aren't used to the style etc... As
I've mentioned before ,and correct me if I'm wrong, but as
far as I can see current European football is English football
only faster with more intensity and skill. To be honest (and I do
believe this) I think the current change in Italy came about 
somewhat due to the success of the Irish team from '88 to '90. 
Take a look at how Milan with Sachi altered their style in this 
time and their subsequent dominance of European football. He took 
the best total footballers in the world and built probably the
best club team ever. Even today Milan are the same. Take Weah's
goal on Sunday. He was back defending that's how he was there to
pickup the ball in the first place( and Milan were 2 up at the 
time). There were times when it was confusing whether it was 
Desaille or Weah making tackles because thay both worked so hard
up and down the pitch.
Ferguson to me is naive. He made the mistake of trying to man mark
Romario with Paul Parker and he tries to play Cantona as a lone 
striker he played May on the wing. He buys Cole who is a goal poacher
not the typical type of United striker a la Hughes etc... I think it is
evident now that to prove himself he must win the Champions league.
It is the duty of the bigger clubs in England( Liverpool , Newcastle
,Arsenal) to storm out ahead , not to be content with winning 
domestically where the competition isn't great , to dominate the 
Premiership to an extent that the other clubs have to drag themselves
up a notch if they want to challenge. If a club truely wants to compete
and win the Champions league they should be winning the Premiership by 20
points. These clubs really need to push themselves on a weekly basis not
just for a win but for complete dominance.

this has gone on longer that I expected...

Peter.
32.7098African or European Swallow ?CHEFS::16.42.144.104::MadYou'd do it for Randolf ScottFri Sep 13 1996 18:3018
ref Last.

 I agree, though I'm not sure that all euro clubs are playing the english 
style. As far as I can tell the style is to hoof the long ball and expect the 
striker to run his ass off, chasing sh*t balls all night.

 I thought that Man U looked a little suspect the other night, they may be 
poised to annex the league (?), but they looked a little lost. Beckham/Cantona 
may be good, but they need to be fed something. Poborsky looked outclassed, 
though Irwin looked as solid as ever.





 Mad

 Non-Man U supporter
32.7099CHEFS::EDWARDSDFri Sep 13 1996 19:376
32.7100ready for the toiletVYGER::ROBBKSat Sep 14 1996 14:015
32.7101dont count them points yetSSMPRD::DGIBBONSgo on the tonMon Sep 16 1996 15:4610
32.7102CHEFS::EDWARDSDMon Sep 16 1996 19:4913
32.7103CHEFS::EDWARDSDMon Sep 16 1996 20:0316
32.7104You don't find many Jason Lee types in the Premiership either ;-)VARESE::TRNUX1::IDC_BSTROh no! NOT Milan Kundera again!Mon Sep 16 1996 20:0720
32.7105Where's your pineapple .....CHEFS::EDWARDSDMon Sep 16 1996 20:2133
32.7106It all depends on who does the supposing...VARESE::TRNUX1::IDC_BSTROh no! NOT Milan Kundera again!Mon Sep 16 1996 20:396
32.7107Mancwatch UpdateCHEFS::PANEShardbodies? Mmmm...yes pleaseTue Sep 17 1996 20:376
32.7108VYGER::ROBBKWed Sep 18 1996 23:441
32.7109same old same oldCHEFS::PANEShardbodies? Mmmm...yes pleaseThu Sep 19 1996 12:564
32.7110RDGENG::MORRELLStrange things are afoot at the Circle-KThu Sep 19 1996 13:026
32.7111Lock him up...for his own good and society's safetyCHEFS::PANESIf I could talk, I'd tell youThu Sep 19 1996 13:1110
32.7112Train-spotting perhaps .......CHEFS::EDWARDSDThu Sep 19 1996 13:409
32.7113Don't shoot the messengerCHEFS::PANESIf I could talk, I'd tell youThu Sep 19 1996 13:5632
32.7114Staying in TouchESSB::BLONGA Hat Trick of Premierships 93'94'&amp;96Mon Sep 23 1996 22:439
32.7115RDGENG::MORRELLWell its not Carlton Palmer then....Wed Sep 25 1996 12:418
32.7116RDGENG::MORRELLWell its not Carlton Palmer then....Thu Sep 26 1996 02:1114
32.7117TYCHE::HERIBERTThu Sep 26 1996 11:2613
32.7118When he gets the ball, he does **** allCHEFS::PANESm|o|r|i|b|u|n|dThu Sep 26 1996 12:444
32.7119RDGENG::MORRELLWell its not Carlton Palmer then....Thu Sep 26 1996 12:5219
32.7120CHEFS::KIRKPATRICKJDo you feel licky, punk?Thu Sep 26 1996 13:0210
32.7121I'll watch Rapid - Manchester in December because of good performance of ManchesterTYCHE::HERIBERTThu Sep 26 1996 14:2611
32.7122Still expect Juve and ManU to qualify...VARESE::TRNUX1::IDC_BSTROh no! NOT Milan Kundera again!Thu Sep 26 1996 14:2910
32.7123IRNBRU::61549::SpikeYes it does, dosen't it?Thu Sep 26 1996 14:4019
32.7124IRNBRU::HOWARDAh go on! go on, go on, go on!Thu Sep 26 1996 15:084
32.7125ZUR01::ASHGGrahame Ash @RLEThu Sep 26 1996 15:2916
32.7126After some info from you Man Utd GuysCHEFS::16.39.224.125::MadYou'd do it for Randolf ScottMon Sep 30 1996 15:309
32.7127CHEFS::EDWARDSDTue Oct 01 1996 13:1116
32.7128time to play by the rulesVYGER::ROBBKWed Oct 02 1996 11:424
32.7129CHEFS::EDWARDSDWed Oct 02 1996 13:278
32.7130relegate the evil onesCOMICS::HAWLEYI668 - the neighbour of the beast!Wed Oct 02 1996 14:125
32.7131Game for a laugh... I think not....RDGENG::MORRELLWell its not Carlton Palmer then....Wed Oct 02 1996 14:4817
32.7132RDGENG::MORRELLWell its not Carlton Palmer then....Wed Oct 02 1996 14:529
32.7133Man utd cheats!VYGER::ROBBKWed Oct 02 1996 15:322
32.7134this toothache is down to them too...COMICS::HAWLEYI668 - the neighbour of the beast!Wed Oct 02 1996 18:077
32.7135what rhymes with Hank ?PATE::POUNDERWed Oct 02 1996 21:1314
32.7136Not too busy for a little advive.....what rhymes with ROBB though!?!?CHEFS::CROSSANuns! Reverse! Reverse! Wed Oct 02 1996 21:216
32.7137Conspiracy run wild..CHEFS::KIRKPATRICKJDo you feel licky, punk?Wed Oct 02 1996 21:4126
32.7138Barking mad or what????CHEFS::PANESSay it with mousematsFri Oct 04 1996 13:5611
32.7139God visits IrelandILOV02::BLONGA Hat Trick of Premierships 93'94'&amp;96Fri Oct 04 1996 22:008
32.7140That's the entrepreneur in me coming out...VARESE::TRNUX1::IDC_BSTROh no! NOT Milan Kundera again!Mon Oct 07 1996 12:4213
32.7141Cole has a breakCHEFS::JAMESPMon Oct 07 1996 12:568
32.7142RDGENG::MORRELLWell its not Carlton Palmer then....Mon Oct 07 1996 13:159
32.7143IRNBRU::HOWARDAh go on! go on, go on, go on!Mon Oct 07 1996 13:324
32.7144No Coal till DecemberESSB::BLONGA Hat Trick of Premierships 93'94'&amp;96Mon Oct 07 1996 22:0310
32.7145A couple of bits off IRNCHEFS::CROSSANuns! Reverse! Reverse! Tue Oct 08 1996 17:2837
32.7146CHEFS::CROSSANuns! Reverse! Reverse! Wed Oct 09 1996 17:2621
32.7147IRNBRU::HOWARDAh go on! go on, go on, go on!Wed Oct 09 1996 17:4413
32.7148re .1746.....gag...CHEFS::PANESSweet catatoniaWed Oct 09 1996 19:280
32.7149CHEFS::EDWARDSDWed Oct 09 1996 19:589
32.7150CHEFS::PANESSweet catatoniaWed Oct 09 1996 20:2322
32.7151Not Choccy,Butty or MerdeyESSB::BLONGA Hat Trick of Premierships 93'94'&amp;96Thu Oct 10 1996 21:0413
32.7152I'm sure Freud would make something of it.CHEFS::CROSSANuns! Reverse! Reverse! Thu Oct 10 1996 21:078
32.7153go liverpoolVYGER::ROBBKFri Oct 11 1996 13:162
32.7154YawnCHEFS::JAMESPFri Oct 11 1996 15:136
32.7155p*ss off yourselfVYGER::ROBBKFri Oct 11 1996 15:287
32.7156XSTACY::PHAYDENFri Oct 11 1996 15:341
32.7157And I think Everton fans would disagree with your feeble point!CHEFS::CROSSANuns! Reverse! Reverse! Fri Oct 11 1996 16:038
32.7158Why am I bothering?CHEFS::CROSSADrop The Drunk DonkeyFri Oct 11 1996 16:091
32.7159WSTENG::SYS_132894Fri Oct 11 1996 16:5211
32.7160chelsea,whoVYGER::ROBBKFri Oct 11 1996 18:403
32.7161XSTACY::PHAYDENFri Oct 11 1996 18:523
32.7162Stop Press.....News interupts flow of crap!CHEFS::CROSSADrop The Drunk DonkeyFri Oct 11 1996 19:5040
32.7163CHEFS::CROSSADrop The Drunk DonkeyFri Oct 11 1996 20:3713
32.7164United Stuiff the Scousers :-)ESSB::BLONGA Hat Trick of Premierships 93'94'&amp;96Mon Oct 14 1996 21:5822
32.7165stop kicking and play!VYGER::ROBBKTue Oct 15 1996 13:113
32.7166GYMAC::DCASSIDYTue Oct 15 1996 14:4617
32.7167Please read againESSB::BLONGA Hat Trick of Premierships 93'94'&amp;96Tue Oct 15 1996 17:1115
32.7168LatestESSB::BLONGA Hat Trick of Premierships 93'94'&amp;96Wed Oct 16 1996 21:447
32.7169Hard earned win...GYMAC::DCASSIDYThu Oct 17 1996 16:2914
32.7170Fenerbahce (+ Allah) 0 ManU 2VARESE::TRNUX1::IDC_BSTROh no! NOT Milan Kundera again!Thu Oct 17 1996 17:0740
32.7171GYMAC::DCASSIDYThu Oct 17 1996 17:3716
32.7172RDGENG::YERKESSbring me sunshine in your smileThu Oct 17 1996 17:5015
32.7173Thank heavens the gods were with us!VARESE::TRNUX1::IDC_BSTROh no! NOT Milan Kundera again!Thu Oct 17 1996 18:0029
32.7174CHEFS::EDWARDSDThu Oct 17 1996 18:0322
32.7175Sticks and stones...PATE::POUNDERThu Oct 17 1996 18:085
32.7176CHEFS::PANESsex without strings - just ropesThu Oct 17 1996 18:2535
32.7177QED!!!!GYMAC::DCASSIDYThu Oct 17 1996 18:296
32.7178ESSB::BLONGA Hat Trick of Premierships 93'94'&amp;96Thu Oct 17 1996 21:388
32.7179The wailing and gnashing of teeth is deafening...VARESE::TRNUX1::IDC_BSTROh no! NOT Milan Kundera again!Thu Oct 17 1996 21:4627
32.7180TYCHE::HERIBERTFri Oct 18 1996 11:4012
32.7181CHEFS::PANESsex without strings - just ropesFri Oct 18 1996 13:0011
32.7182Hmmm Deja somethingXSTACY::PHAYDENFri Oct 18 1996 14:5410
32.7183IRNBRU::HOWARDAh go on! go on, go on, go on!Fri Oct 18 1996 14:563
32.7184MILE::JENKINSFri Oct 18 1996 16:5414
32.7185Grimsby is your Istanbul!VARESE::TRNUX1::IDC_BSTROh no! NOT Milan Kundera again!Fri Oct 18 1996 18:5816
32.7186Oh DearCHEFS::JOHNSTONE_PRoughyeds RevengeMon Oct 21 1996 12:215
32.7187Taggart, there's been a mirder!RDGENG::MORRELLWell its not Carlton Palmer then....Mon Oct 21 1996 13:0014
32.7188IRNBRU::HOWARDAh go on! go on, go on, go on!Mon Oct 21 1996 13:128
32.7189CHEFS::COOKSHalf Man,Half BiscuitMon Oct 21 1996 13:274
32.7190Failing to score against N'castle was probably more embarrassing!CHEFS::CROSSADrop The Drunk DonkeyMon Oct 21 1996 13:5024
32.7191Taggart said it was 'Just a Blip.'RDGENG::MORRELLWell its not Carlton Palmer then....Mon Oct 21 1996 13:529
32.7192What colour shirts were they wearing???CHEFS::PANESBlimey Caff, we've ad a wight wesultMon Oct 21 1996 13:550
32.7193Nuff said!CHEFS::CROSSADrop The Drunk DonkeyMon Oct 21 1996 14:001
32.7194RDGENG::YERKESSbring me sunshine in your smileMon Oct 21 1996 14:1417
32.7195Swindon are animalsCHEFS::PANESBlimey Caff, we've ad a wight wesultTue Oct 22 1996 13:174
32.7196Portsmouth are scoundrels, Leicester are charlatans...VARESE::TRNUX1::IDC_BSTROh no! NOT Milan Kundera again!Tue Oct 22 1996 13:257
32.7197CHEFS::PANESSouth London - Cheeky as FTue Oct 22 1996 13:3916
32.7198...and Sheedy's goal in the '90 World Cup!VARESE::TRNUX1::IDC_BSTROh no! NOT Milan Kundera again!Tue Oct 22 1996 13:456
32.7199Leicester away in the next roundCHEFS::EDWARDSDThu Oct 24 1996 16:146
32.7200The Time is 5 past SchmeichelESSB::BLONGA Hat Trick of Premierships 93'94'&amp;96Fri Oct 25 1996 22:1414
32.7201White or grey shirts?MSAM00::ROBERTLIMSun Oct 27 1996 19:007
32.7202crap pun alertCOMICS::HAWLEYI668 - the neighbour of the beast!Sun Oct 27 1996 21:176
32.7203CHEFS::PANESSomething for the weekend?Mon Oct 28 1996 14:5512
32.7204IRNBRU::HOWARDAh go on! go on, go on, go on!Mon Oct 28 1996 15:237
32.7205RDGENG::MORRELLYou're a tiiiiiger... Roooaaaaaar.Mon Oct 28 1996 16:569
32.7206CHEFS::EDWARDSDMon Oct 28 1996 17:3124
32.7207Onto more important business .....CHEFS::EDWARDSDMon Oct 28 1996 18:051
32.7208RDGENG::MORRELLYou're a tiiiiiger... Roooaaaaaar.Mon Oct 28 1996 20:2310
32.7209RDGENG::MORRELLYou're a tiiiiiger... Roooaaaaaar.Tue Oct 29 1996 00:328
32.7210in the words of BjorkCHEFS::COOKSHalf Man,Half BiscuitTue Oct 29 1996 20:312
32.7211The Big Dane has a sore BackESSB::BLONGA Hat Trick of Premierships 93'94'&amp;96Tue Oct 29 1996 21:4118
32.7212a face like a baboon's arse.CHEFS::PANESSomething for the weekend?Wed Oct 30 1996 13:125
32.7213Bringing up the rear...VARESE::TRNUX1::IDC_BSTRWed Oct 30 1996 13:5215
32.72143 in a row 96.96 and 96CHEFS::JAMESPThu Oct 31 1996 12:1314
32.7215CHEFS::COOKSHalf Man,Half BiscuitThu Oct 31 1996 12:357
32.7216What a load of BolicESSB::BLONGA Hat Trick of Premierships 93'94'&amp;96Thu Oct 31 1996 13:3013
32.7217TYCHE::HERIBERTThu Oct 31 1996 13:497
32.7218Indeed!!!CHEFS::CROSSADrop The Drunk DonkeyThu Oct 31 1996 14:1610
32.7219IRNBRU::61549::SpikeYes it does, dosen't it?Thu Oct 31 1996 14:2225
32.7220IRNBRU::HOWARDAh go on! go on, go on, go on!Thu Oct 31 1996 19:5411
32.7221IRNBRU::61549::SpikeYes it does, dosen't it?Fri Nov 01 1996 11:587
32.7222RDGENG::MORRELLSurf Dudes with Attitude.Mon Nov 04 1996 12:457
32.7223CHEFS::COOPERT1Reservoir ModMon Nov 04 1996 12:484
32.7224Ferguson's Luck has run out.XSTACY::ulrika.ilo.dec.com::PHAYDENNeoMaxiZoonDweebiMon Nov 04 1996 13:3311
32.7225a run of eight halvesCHEFS::PANESFergie..or may I call you slut?Mon Nov 04 1996 19:228
32.7226GYMAC::DCASSIDYTue Nov 05 1996 11:154
32.7227The latest from O.T.ESSB::BLONGA Hat Trick of Premierships 93'94'&amp;96Tue Nov 05 1996 21:0121
32.7228Just asking(y).CHEFS::KIRKPATRICKJD'you want some?Tue Nov 05 1996 21:208
32.7229eyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyESSB::BLONGA Hat Trick of Premierships 93'94'&amp;96Wed Nov 06 1996 11:178
32.723010 Years with AlexESSB::BLONGA Hat Trick of Premierships 93'94'&amp;96Wed Nov 06 1996 11:266
32.7231CHEFS::COOPERT1Reservoir ModWed Nov 06 1996 13:486
32.7232Is that a red mist I see ??CHEFS::16.42.144.213::MadYou'd do it for Randolf ScottThu Nov 07 1996 17:485
32.7233How much!!!!!!CHEFS::CROSSADrop The Drunk DonkeyTue Nov 12 1996 21:0824
32.7234Posted on request.CHEFS::CROSSAGive the Antichrist a cigarette.Wed Nov 13 1996 14:4513
32.7235IRNBRU::HOWARDAh go on! go on, go on, go on!Wed Nov 13 1996 15:064
32.7236CHEFS::CROSSAGive the Antichrist a cigarette.Wed Nov 13 1996 15:123
32.7237CHEFS::COOPERT1Reservoir ModWed Nov 13 1996 15:4510
32.7238Latest NewsESSB::BLONGA Hat Trick of Premierships 93'94'&amp;96Wed Nov 13 1996 16:357
32.7239RDGENG::MORRELLSurf Dudes with Attitude.Wed Nov 13 1996 17:316
32.7240It's all gone horribly wrong ....CHEFS::EDWARDSDMon Nov 18 1996 12:2823
32.7241IRNBRU::HOWARDShower me with sugar lumpsThu Nov 21 1996 12:0011
32.7242Head still in bucket, Ray?VARESE::TRNUX1::IDC_BSTRThu Nov 21 1996 12:4132
32.7243IRNBRU::61549::SpikeYes it does, dosen't it?Thu Nov 21 1996 12:4726
32.7244Here's to a speedy recovery, Ray...VARESE::TRNUX1::IDC_BSTRThu Nov 21 1996 12:529
32.7245IRNBRU::HOWARDShower me with sugar lumpsThu Nov 21 1996 13:087
32.7246VARESE::TRNUX1::IDC_BSTRThu Nov 21 1996 13:1717
32.7247Go.. Go.. Rapid!RDGENG::MORRELLSurf Dudes with Attitude.Thu Nov 21 1996 16:0530
32.7248CHEFS::EDWARDSDThu Nov 21 1996 16:138
32.7249RDGENG::MORRELLSurf Dudes with Attitude.Thu Nov 21 1996 16:195
32.7250TYCHE::HERIBERTThu Nov 21 1996 16:495
32.7251RDGENG::MORRELLSurf Dudes with Attitude.Thu Nov 21 1996 17:378
32.7252TYCHE::HERIBERTThu Nov 21 1996 18:383
32.7253Cheap JibeCHEFS::KIRKPATRICKJD'you want some?Fri Nov 22 1996 11:4211
32.7254TYCHE::HERIBERTFri Nov 22 1996 12:036
32.7255TYCHE::HERIBERTFri Nov 22 1996 14:216
32.7256RDGENG::MORRELLSurf Dudes with Attitude.Mon Nov 25 1996 12:2117
32.7257Sarcasm alert...VARESE::TRNUX1::IDC_BSTRMon Nov 25 1996 12:568
32.7258IRNBRU::61549::SpikeYes it does, dosen't it?Mon Nov 25 1996 14:279
32.7259old kid on the block :-)COMICS::HAWLEYI668 - the neighbour of the beast!Mon Nov 25 1996 14:3814
32.7260Wit from Stockport CountyMILE::JENKINSMon Nov 25 1996 18:1953
32.7261CHEFS::EDWARDSDMon Nov 25 1996 18:346
32.7262YAWNIRNBRU::61549::SpikeYes it does, dosen't it?Tue Nov 26 1996 11:587
32.7263TYCHE::HERIBERTTue Nov 26 1996 14:3110
32.7264Peter the Great ( racist )CHEFS::PANESUse by 29/11/96Tue Nov 26 1996 16:1220
32.7265CHEFS::EDWARDSDTue Nov 26 1996 16:5815
32.7266Gone to the dogs...VARESE::TRNUX1::IDC_BSTRTue Nov 26 1996 17:2711
32.7267CHEFS::PANESUse by 29/11/96Tue Nov 26 1996 18:3316
32.7268CHEFS::CROSSAAs Bob is my witless!Tue Nov 26 1996 19:2515
32.7269CHEFS::PANESUse by 29/11/96Tue Nov 26 1996 19:5515
32.7270Coke Cup TonightILOV05::BLONGA Hat Trick of Premierships 93'94'&amp;96Wed Nov 27 1996 22:136
32.7271CHEFS::UKFURNITUREThu Nov 28 1996 11:301
32.7272TYCHE::HERIBERTThu Nov 28 1996 12:098
32.7273UTROP1::JANSENReading Blondes have more funThu Nov 28 1996 12:1616
32.7274GYMAC::DCASSIDYThu Nov 28 1996 12:4018
32.7275Why throw away the chance of a UEFA place next season?MILE::JENKINSThu Nov 28 1996 20:087
32.7276Heskey looks a good oneILOV05::BLONGA Hat Trick of Premierships 93'94'&amp;96Thu Nov 28 1996 21:1914
32.7277TYCHE::HERIBERTTue Dec 03 1996 14:416
32.7278could get rough in this note tomorrow....IRNBRU::HOWARDShower me with sugar lumpsWed Dec 04 1996 15:178
32.7279CHEFS::CROSSAAs Bob is my witless!Wed Dec 04 1996 16:1311
32.7280It's all on the Mancs to beat Rapid...VARESE::TRNUX1::IDC_BSTRWed Dec 04 1996 16:188
32.7281For that money my head could twisted 180...GYMAC::DCASSIDYWed Dec 04 1996 18:4312
32.7282SMALL CHANGE FOR JUVENTUS ?IRNBRU::GIBBONSWed Dec 04 1996 20:246
32.72839.15pm will tell the taleESSB::BLONGA Hat Trick of Premierships 93'94'&amp;96Wed Dec 04 1996 21:288
32.7284Congratulation, ManchesterVNA03::HERIBERTThu Dec 05 1996 10:3131
32.7285IRNBRU::61549::SpikeYes it does, dosen't it?Thu Dec 05 1996 13:0316
32.7286VNA03::HERIBERTThu Dec 05 1996 13:115
32.7287A Very Good Team PerformanceILOV05::BLONGA Hat Trick of Premierships 93'94'&amp;96Thu Dec 05 1996 20:5811
32.7288Couldn't have wished for better...VARESE::TRNUX1::IDC_BSTRFri Dec 06 1996 13:4112
32.7289CHEFS::CROSSAAs Bob is my witless!Fri Dec 06 1996 15:2611
32.7290saves comparedIOSG::TYLDESLEYFri Dec 06 1996 15:2715
32.7291VNA03::HERIBERTFri Dec 06 1996 16:2911
32.7292Euro Drinkies?!?!?CHEFS::CROSSAAs Bob is my witless!Fri Dec 06 1996 17:128
32.7294VNA03::HERIBERTFri Dec 06 1996 17:2910
32.7295TYCHE::HERIBERTMon Dec 09 1996 15:0115
32.7296Return of ColeESSB::BLONGA Hat Trick of Premierships 93'94'&amp;96Fri Dec 13 1996 15:135
32.7297imhoFORTY2::JONESNeilFri Dec 13 1996 18:165
32.7298Another DrawESSB::BLONGA Hat Trick of Premierships 93'94'&amp;96Thu Dec 19 1996 16:078
32.7299Cole the GoalESSB::BLONGA Hat Trick of Premierships 93'94'&amp;96Tue Dec 24 1996 16:5112
32.7300Another 3 pointsESSB::BLONGA Hat Trick of Premierships 93'94'&amp;96Fri Dec 27 1996 15:059
32.7301ReportESSB::BLONGA Hat Trick of Premierships 93'94'&amp;96Fri Dec 27 1996 22:2777
32.7302IRNBRU::61549::SpikeDo you munch stump?Mon Dec 30 1996 12:3312
32.7303Report, United 1 Leeds 0ESSB::BLONGA Hat Trick of Premierships 93'94'&amp;96Mon Dec 30 1996 15:06108
32.730410 out of 12 aint badESSB::BLONGA Hat Trick of Premierships 93'94'&amp;96Fri Jan 03 1997 15:0638
32.7305More InjuriesESSB::BLONGA Hat Trick of Premierships 93'94'&amp;96Mon Jan 06 1997 16:259
32.7306Save the SeagullsCHEFS::SOUTHJJonathan SouthTue Jan 07 1997 18:477
32.7307Latest NewsESSB::BLONGA Hat Trick of Premierships 93'94'&amp;96Thu Jan 09 1997 16:1622
32.7308CHEFS::EDWARDSDThu Jan 09 1997 16:3110
32.7309RDGENG::MORRELLIf it makes you happy... then why are you so sad?Thu Jan 09 1997 17:5913
32.7310I'm off....CHEFS::JAMESPThu Jan 09 1997 18:386
32.7311Another Real player...PATE::POUNDERThu Jan 09 1997 20:246
32.7312OP delayed until Next WeekESSB::BLONGA Hat Trick of Premierships 93'94'&amp;96Thu Jan 09 1997 20:2813
32.7313?CHEFS::CROSSAAs Bob is my witless!Thu Jan 09 1997 20:344
32.7314CHEFS::EDWARDSDFri Jan 10 1997 12:126
32.7315As long as he wasn't shopping for Bolton defenders!CHEFS::CROSSAAs Bob is my witless!Fri Jan 10 1997 13:479
32.7316CHEFS::CROSSAAs Bob is my witless!Fri Jan 10 1997 13:487
32.7317Write-only Noting?ZUR01::ASHGGrahame Ash @RLEFri Jan 10 1997 14:065
32.7318A good 3 points gainedESSB::BLONGA Hat Trick of Premierships 93'94'&amp;96Mon Jan 13 1997 15:146
32.7319Latest Transfer NewsESSB::BLONGA Hat Trick of Premierships 93'94'&amp;96Mon Jan 13 1997 17:4815
32.7320RDGENG::MORRELLMon Jan 13 1997 18:079
32.7321CHEFS::CROSSAAs Bob is my witless!Mon Jan 13 1997 18:284
32.7322RDGENG::MORRELLMon Jan 13 1997 18:566
32.7323hello sweetiesREOELF::EDWARDSSMon Jan 13 1997 20:217
32.7324Berg ?CHEFS::16.37.10.105::MadOpen Fire, Number One !!!Tue Jan 14 1997 11:3925
32.7325YOU should be so lucky !PATE::POUNDERThu Jan 16 1997 20:2310
32.7326Alex FactfileESSB::BLONGA Hat Trick of Premierships 93'94'&amp;96Fri Jan 17 1997 19:4737
32.7327Surely the "Fergie Fact-file"CHEFS::KIRKPATRICKJD'you want some?Mon Jan 20 1997 19:066
32.7328Were ReadyESSB::BLONGA Hat Trick of Premierships 93'94'&amp;96Tue Jan 21 1997 15:0915
32.7329Saturday's ReportESSB::BLONGA Hat Trick of Premierships 93'94'&amp;96Tue Jan 21 1997 15:1773
32.7330More Injuries, and a Cole inquiryESSB::BLONGA Hat Trick of Premierships 93'94'&amp;96Wed Jan 22 1997 14:4911
32.7331Tack alertZUR01::ASHGGrahame Ash @RLEWed Jan 22 1997 15:186
32.7332Fixture ListESSB::BLONGA Hat Trick of Premierships 93'94'&amp;96Wed Jan 22 1997 16:2230
32.7333Vintage Paneso...VARESE::TRNUX1::IDC_BSTRWed Jan 22 1997 16:479
32.7334ZUR01::ASHGGrahame Ash @RLEWed Jan 22 1997 18:403
32.7335Cole on FireESSB::BLONGA Hat Trick of Premierships 93'94'&amp;96Fri Jan 24 1997 17:037
United beat Tranmere 3-2 in the Pointins Reserve League on Wednesday night.
Andy Cole scored twice, with Jordi Cruyff getting the other. Both are expected
to be involved tomorrow against Wimbledon in the cup. Tough game in prospect,
where hopefully home avantage will swing it. We play them again on Wednesday 
in the league, where 3 points are more important.


32.7336CHEFS::16.43.128.47::MadOpen Fire, Number One !!!Mon Jan 27 1997 15:2915
FOOTBALL

     Eric Cantona will be suspended for two games after being booked in 
     Manchester United's one-all draw with Wimbledon on Saturday.

     The controversial Frenchman got a yellow card for diving in the 
     Wimbledon penalty area.

     It's Cantona's first suspension since being banned for his infamous 
     attack on a Crystal Palace supporter at Selhurst Park.


Off IRN

Mad
32.7337Fair ResultESSB::BLONGA Hat Trick of Premierships 93'94'&amp;96Mon Jan 27 1997 16:2114
Eric will miss the next round of the cup if we beat Wimbledon in the replay.
He will also miss the Arsenal game on Feb 19th. If we lose in the replay he will
miss the game against Chelsea on Feb 22nd.
By all accounts a fair result on Saturday. Scholes scored for United in the 89th
minute, only for Wimbledon to come straight back and equalise through Robbie 
Earle. United fielded without May, Johnsen, Pallister, Butt, Beckham, Neville(P)
all injured, and with Solskjaer on the bench, which was a suprise. Keane formed
a 3 man defence with Neville(G), and Chris Casper, while Michael Clegg made 
his FA Cup debut at wing-back. We now meet again on Wednesday where a win 
would put United top of the table, followed by a home game against Southampton
on Saturday. 6 points are a must from these two games. The cup replay is on
Tuesday Feb 4th, when 20,000 reds should pack into Selhurst.


32.7338Injury UpdateESSB::BLONGA Hat Trick of Premierships 93'94'&amp;96Tue Jan 28 1997 21:0017
From the Soccernet

Tuesday, January 28 1997 

Manchester United hope to have David Beckham, Nicky Butt and Gary
Pallister back for tomorrow night's Premiership clash with Wimbledon at
Old Trafford. 

Beckham has missed the last two games since injuring an ankle in
training, Butt has not played since New Year's Day, when he was hurt
during the draw with Aston Villa, and Pallister pulled out of Saturday's
FA Cup clash with Wimbledon 24 hours before the kick-off. 

Manager Alex Ferguson is hoping all three will make it after a
weekend when seven regulars were ruled out of United's starting line-up.


32.7339Gone TopESSB::BLONGA Hat Trick of Premierships 93'94'&amp;96Thu Jan 30 1997 11:4110
United go top of the league after an excellent 2-1 win against Wimbledon.
United fully deserved to win this game, but had to come from behind after 
going 1-0 down to a Chris Perry goal after 61 minutes. Giggs equalised after
76 minutes with a back header from a Beckham corner. Cole the goal notched 
the winner after the excellent Solskjaer had his volley saved. This made up
for two glaring misses he had earlier. Pallister, Beckham, and Solskjaer all
returned last night, with Casper, McClair, and Poborsky all dropping to the 
bench. Southampton are next at O.T on Saturday.

  
32.7340The world is back on it's axisIRNBRU::61549::SpikeDo you munch stump?Thu Jan 30 1997 13:187
    The sun is shinning, the birds are singing and Utd are back in their
  rightful place. What a splendid morning.

  Love & Peace.

  Steve.

32.7341CHEFS::EDWARDSDThu Jan 30 1997 13:269
    ..and for the first time this season they actually played well last
    night.  Young Clegg at right-back was excellent and seems to be a real
    talent for the future and Neville and Pallister in the centre of defence
    were solid, although Pallister looked as if he's taken another knock.
    The real starts of the show though were Keane and Solskjaer.  Keane was
    awesome and at last seems to have shaken off the shadow of Paul Ince.
    He dictates the play for Utd and has now become the key player in the
    team.  If he can stay suspension and injury-free, we might just be
    celebrating in May again (fat chance then eh ?!!!!)
32.7342CHEFS::UKFURNITUREThu Jan 30 1997 13:272
    'The sun is shinning'? What, up a drainpipe?
     
32.7343I thought the crossbar was going to go off injured!CHEFS::CROSSAIt ain't loud enough, punk!Thu Jan 30 1997 14:129
    One interesting factet:- Ferguson has not played an unchanged team for
    the last 35 games, using a total of 26 players. To stay there, or
    thereabouts, and finally climb to the top is quite an achievement in
    itself. 
    
    
    
    			
    				Stretch.
32.7344Choir Boy Video NastyCHEFS::WRAITHCThu Jan 30 1997 15:2912
    fair enough win, but the BBC commentator (Barry Davies ?) was just
    about orgasmic whenever Solskjaer got near the ball - a budding romance
    maybe ? - I think we should be told.
    
    And then to suggest, as he did, that Giggs "directed" the ball into the
    far corner of the net for the equaliser, when he plainly was just
    helping it into the area, was crass. Kinnear's "That's what the posts and
    the bar are there for" comment was priceless !                 
    
    Cheers,
    Colin
    
32.7345Here it isESSB::BLONGA Hat Trick of Premierships 93'94'&amp;96Thu Jan 30 1997 20:2436
>> The sun is shinning, the birds are singing and Utd are back in their
>> rightful place. What a splendid morning.


SOCCER-FILE - LEAGUE TABLES - PREMIER LEAGUE
                                  

Up to and including Wednesday, January 29 1997 


Team                  Played   Won Drawn Lost  For  Against   Points

Manchester United       24     13    8    3     48    27        47   
Arsenal                 24     13    7    4     44    23        46   
Liverpool               24     13    7    4     41    20        46   
Newcastle United        24     12    6    6     46    27        42   
Wimbledon               22     11    5    6     35    27        38   
Chelsea                 23     10    8    5     36    32        38   
Aston Villa             24     10    6    8     31    25        36   
Sheffield Wednesday     23      8   10    5     26    27        34   
Tottenham Hotspur       23      9    4   10     26    31        31   
Leeds United            24      8    5   11     21    27        29   
Sunderland              24      7    8    9     23    31        29   
Everton                 24      7    7   10     32    38        28   
Leicester City          23      7    6   10     22    31        27   
Coventry City           24      6    8   10     23    33        26   
Derby County            23      5   10    8     22    29        25   
Blackburn Rovers        23      5    9    9     24    24        24   
Nottingham Forest       24      5    8   11     23    38        23   
West Ham United         23      5    7   11     19    30        22   
Southampton             22      5    5   12     31    39        20   
Middlesbrough           23      5    6   12     29    43        18   
* Middlesbrough deducted three points for failing to field team


32.7346IRNBRU::61549::SpikeDo you munch stump?Fri Jan 31 1997 12:538
  As I said it's great to see Utd back at the top being a Utd supporter,
  but it is also good to see that the top 6 clubs are all within 6
  points if you assume the games in hand will be won.

  It's going to a good end of season seeing who will be second to Utd.

  Rgds, Steve.

32.7347Latest ESSB::BLONGA Hat Trick of Premierships 93'94'&amp;96Sat Feb 01 1997 22:1533
January
Sat 18  Coventry City   A  2-0     Giggs, Solskjaer
Sat 25  Wimbledon       H  1-1     Scholes             (FA Cup 4th Round)
Wed 29  Wimbledon       H  2-1     Giggs, Cole

February
Sat 1   Southampton     H  2-1     Pallister, Cantona
Tue 4   Wimbledon       A (Sky Live)                   (FA Cup 4th Round Replay)
Sat 15  Middlesbrough   H (FA Cup 5)
Wed 19  Arsenal         A (Sky Live)
Sat 22  Chelsea         A

March
Sat 1   Coventry City   H
Wed 5   Porto           H (Euro Cup QF 1st Leg)
Sat 8   Sunderland      A (FA Cup 6)
Sat 15  Sheff Wed       H
Wed 19  Porto           A (Euro Cup QF 2nd Leg)
Sat 22  Everton         A

April
Sat 5   Derby County    H
Sat 12  Blackburn       A
Sat 19  Liverpool       A
Wed 23  Newcastle       H

May
Sat 3   Leicester City  A
Sun 11  West Ham        H



32.7348Fergie in SpainESSB::BLONGA Hat Trick of Premierships 93'94'&amp;96Mon Feb 03 1997 22:1313
From the Net

Monday, February 3 1997 

Manchester United manager Alex Ferguson was in Bilbao yesterday to
take a second look at Real Betis centre back Roberto Rios. The
24-year-old Spanish international has won rave reviews for his
performances for club and country this season and, after watching him
play against Real Valladolid last Monday, Ferguson decided Rios merited
another check. Real Betis beat Athletic Bilbao 3-0 to consolidate third
place in the Spanish League. 


32.7349FA Cup Live on Sky TonightESSB::BLONGA Hat Trick of Premierships 93'94'&amp;96Tue Feb 04 1997 20:306
The wombles tonight in the Cup. Difficult tie. Butt and Johnsen are expected 
back. I'll be brave and go for a 2-1 win.




32.7350It is at Selhurst.CHEFS::CROSSAIt ain't loud enough, punk!Tue Feb 04 1997 20:377
    eerrr, who for Brian? Shouldn't that be 1-2 ?
    
    
    
    
    			Stretch.
    
32.7351Must be chelsea's year now...PleaseCHEFS::JAMESPWed Feb 05 1997 11:438
    
    
    OOOcccchhh 1-0 To Wimbledon plus Vinny has a punch up with his own
    player....
    
    Nice effort by the blond dane thou...
    
    Pj
32.7352No ComplaintsESSB::BLONGA Hat Trick of Premierships 93'94'&amp;96Wed Feb 05 1997 11:537
A 1-0 defeat in a very tight game last night. The Dons had the more clear 
chances overall, but we still had enough chances to get something out of the 
game. Some finish from big Pete, pity he was just off-side. An average team 
performance, but take nothing away from the Dons. Top 4 teams in the league have
now exited in the 4th Round. Who's Cup now?????

B@
32.7353QPR for the cup....IRNBRU::HOWARDShower me with sugar lumpsWed Feb 05 1997 12:125
    I saw the hi-lites on BBC last night....the funniest moment was Barry 
    Davies (BBC commentator) shouting Rudolf's name orgasmically when ManU
    scored only for the goal to be ruled offside....
    
    Wimbledon v QPR next round....
32.7354Schmeichel,yyyeeeeeeesssssssssss-nnnnnoooooooCHEFS::16.43.128.32::MadAaarrr,ye lily-livered scurvy dogWed Feb 05 1997 12:2124
Some finish from big Pete, pity he was just off-side.
				       ^^^^

Since when has 5 yards been 'JUST', there must have been 4 other mu-ers on the 
goal line, with the dons defence on the penalty spot. Interesting though, this 
was their best chance (except the good save from sullivan), and it took 93 
mins and their goalie scored it ?



I must admit, I did like the look of AF's face as he walked off, dejected, 
upset and downright miserable. Still, it only seems to happen couple of times 
a season........damn.


Anyway, Partick Thistle for the European cup.



Mad

8-)

32.7355Match Report From the NetESSB::BLONGA Hat Trick of Premierships 93'94'&amp;96Wed Feb 05 1997 15:2487
Tuesday, February 4 1997



WIMBLEDON               1-0    MANCHESTER UNITED
Gayle (63)                                       

   Marcus Gayle's powerful 63rd-minute header ended Manchester
   United's pursuit of a record fourth successive FA Cup Final
   appearance as Wimbledon produced another remarkable
   performance in this fourth round replay. 

   Selhurst Park held fewer than 5,000 a fortnight ago when Joe
   Kinnear's team despatched Crewe. Last night it was a 25,000
   sell-out, producing a big-match atmosphere to which both sides
   responded with some passionate, if not precise football. 

   This was Wimbledon's sixth game in 17 days - three of them
   against United - during which time they had lost some of their
   momentum, winning only one. 

   However, having claimed a draw in the final minutes of the first
   encounter at Old Trafford, Kinnear opted for an adventurous
   approach by deploying Dean Holdsworth as a third striker. 

   United, undefeated in their previous 14 matches, were immediately
   on the back foot. 

   In the second minute Efan Ekoku ought to have done better
   when he met an Oyvind Leonhardsen cross eight yards out but
   the Nigerian pulled his diving header well beyond Peter
   Schmeichel's far post. 

   Despite that scare, United continued to play for the offside - a
   dangerous tactic which frustrated Wimbledon's aim of getting the
   ball forward early to their attacking trio while giving them hope
   of finding an opening using the pace of Ekoku and Gayle. 

   Indeed, in the 31st minute when the industrous Robbie Earle - a
   candidate for an England call-up should any of Glenn Hoddle's
   midfielders be forced to withdraw from next week's match against
   Italy - cleared a United corner, Alex Ferguson's team found
   themselves stretched as Ekoku picked up the ball and ran at the
   defence. 

   He sidestepped Gary Neville but Schmeichel anticipated the threat
   and raced off his line to dive at Ekoku's feet. 

   For their part, United were less threatening. Andy Cole had been
   brought in to replace Ole Solskjaer, but despite some neat linking
   work he was not able to pose many problems to the quietly
   effective Chris Perry.

   Eric Cantona, who in 15 Cup appearances had never been on the
   losing side, was a peripheral figure, as was Ryan Giggs, both
   offering occasional flashes of brilliance but neither producing a
   sustained threat. 

   David Beckham, deployed in his favoured central midfield role,
   offered United some continuity but it was Roy Keane, more
   usually the Old Trafford side's heartbeat, who produced their most
   threatening moment before the interval. 

   He sprang to life in the 42nd minute, charging forward and firing
   in a low shot which Wimbledon goalkeeper Neil Sullivan, called
   up this week by Scotland manager Craig Brown, did well to turn
   around a post. 

   Sullivan, who was embarrassed by Beckham's long-range shot on
   the opening day of the season, emphasised the way he has grown
   in stature when he produced a stunning save in the 60th minute
   to beat away Gary Pallister's close-range header from Karel
   Poborsky's corner. 

   Within three minutes Wimbledon took advantage of their escape
   when Vinnie Jones shaped to project a long throw into the
   United area but instead dropped one short to full back Kenny
   Cunningham. 

   Jones took the ball back then released Cunningham who whipped
   over a cross which looped out of Schmeichel's range straight to
   the unmarked Gayle and he despatched a punishing header. 

   United's last chance came in injury time when Schmeichel added
   his presence at a corner. Beckham crossed, Pallister headed on
   and Schmeichel produced a spectacular overhead finish only for
   his effort to be disallowed for offside.
32.7356GOAL OF THE MONTH?CHEFS::MANSELLNWed Feb 05 1997 16:527
    
    I wonder if Schmeicals (sp?) goal, if wasn't offside, would have been a
    contender for Goal of the month. It was almost as good as Trevor
    Sinclairs.
    
    Neal.
    
32.7357Taggart's choice of Cole was suspectMILE::JENKINSWed Feb 05 1997 19:305
    
    Why did Man Utd drop Solskaer (sp - who cares, you know what I mean)
    last night? 
    
    Richard.
32.7358YEENOT::STOCKMANSWed Feb 05 1997 19:4012
Fergie has a habit of tinkering Rich!

He was probably thinking that Coley deserved a game.

I'm still not convinced about Cole.
Yes, his team game has improved no end but aside from that when 
he's in and around the box he can't really cut it unless the
ball is played infront of him when he's running in on goal.

Sparky he ain't!

Simon
32.7359Time will TellESSB::BLONGA Hat Trick of Premierships 93'94'&amp;96Wed Feb 05 1997 20:214
One Sunday paper has Coley going to Everton at the end of the season in a 
straight swop for Big Dunc the Drunk.

b@
32.736039th AnniversaryESSB::BLONGA Hat Trick of Premierships 93'94'&amp;96Thu Feb 06 1997 11:391
Remember the Busby Babes, 6th February 1958
32.7361A taller Mark Hughes. Smart!CHEFS::CROSSAIt ain't loud enough, punk!Thu Feb 06 1997 12:575
    Dunc for Cole? Not bad business as far as I am concerned, but I cannot see
    Royle letting him go that easily, especially after the KanKan debacle.
    
    
    				Stretch.
32.7362Sure he's taller, but...VARESE::TRNUX1::IDC_BSTRThu Feb 06 1997 13:0918
    > A taller Mark Hughes. Smart! 
    
    I probably haven't seen as much of Big Dunc as you have, Stretch, but
    this does sound like rather high praise to me! He's probably the best
    header of the ball in world football, but I can't think of any other
    department of the game in which he comes near to Hughes. (Well, to be
    fair, he's probably at least as good at Hughes at sticking the ball in
    the back of the net, but that's another matter...)
    
    I still think Hughes (at the age of 33) is as complete a centre-forward as
    you'll find anywhere in Europe. As for Cole, I can't believe that he's
    lost all the ability he had 2/3 years ago (injuries or not).
    
    Dom
    
    
    
    
32.7363YEENOT::STOCKMANSThu Feb 06 1997 13:5812
I don't believe that Cole has lost any ability.

It's just that he needs to play in a team which is more suited to
his style of play.

At United the goals scored are not really fed thru any particular one
or two players, they're shared around the team.
Consequently the ball will come to Cole from various different areas of the
field rather than simply being played infront of him for him to run onto
which typically was the norm when he was at Newcastle.

Si
32.7364Covering.........CHEFS::16.37.8.20::MadThis is Mutiny !!, Mr Christian.Fri Feb 07 1997 16:1918
Hot from IRN


     
>Alex Ferguson has dismissed talk of the Premiership title being a 
>three-horse race, warning of the threat from less-fancied clubs.
>The Manchester United manager knows that his team, Liverpool and 
>Arsenal are the title favourites, but believes Newcastle, Chelsea 
>and Wimbledon could still cause a championship upset.


Surely Not covering his butt (?) if MUFC don't win again ??



Mad


32.7365Perhaps he's just being (gulp) honest !CHEFS::EDWARDSDFri Feb 07 1997 16:284
    Funny how everything Ferguson says is now construed as either covering
    his butt or part of some particularly unsophisticated mind-game he's
    playing with the other managers.  I think he genuinely believes there
    are more than 3 teams in the race - as do I.
32.7366LIAR!!!!!CHEFS::16.37.8.20::MadThis is Mutiny !!, Mr Christian.Fri Feb 07 1997 16:3813
I'm sorry, I can't beleive that there is any football manager who is honest 
when talking to the press. Just look the examples in the past-none of which I 
can think of.

 I do feel that MUFC are gonna win the title(and yes I hate to admit it), but 
why doesn't AF just say "Yea, we're really going to have a go at winning it", 
instead of continual a*se-covering statements.

 And he isn't the only one...................(Eh,Harry)



Mad
32.7367MILE::JENKINSFri Feb 07 1997 18:585
    
    If Taggart had been truthful he'd have said he was more interested
    in winning the European Cup. 
    
    Richard.
32.7368Another RumourESSB::BLONGA Hat Trick of Premierships 93'94'&amp;96Mon Feb 10 1997 15:003
Latest Coley rumour is that he will go to Villa in a swap + cash for Southgate.

B@
32.7369gratuitous ManU slagging from Irish Times....IRNBRU::HOWARDShower me with sugar lumpsTue Feb 11 1997 15:2045
Soccer: Roy Keane, benign to a fault, was acting out a strange role when he 
presented himself to the assembled media in Cardiff yesterday.

Keane, so often on the defensive himself he doesn't have either the time or 
the inclination to defend others, was speaking out on behalf of his affronted 
Manchester United colleague, Ryan Giggs. 

Giggs, who has been marked absent more often from international duty than even 
Keane, was the subject of a familiar bulletin at the weekend when Manchester 
United informed the Welsh manager, Bobby Gould, that their flamboyant winger 
would not be fit to play in Cardiff this evening.

Remarkably, Giggs has never been available for any of the friendly games for 
which he was chosen by Wales, but on this occasion, even Gould's renowned 
patience may be close to snapping. Indicating that World Cup places will be 
on offer here, he hinted that Giggs may not be invited back to join the squad 
for next month's meeting with Belgium.

It's the kind of veiled threat that Keane has suffered in the past and, 
predictably, it got short shrift from him. "Everybody wants to play for their 
country and I haven't the slightest doubt that he would be here if the club 
had cleared him.

"After all, he did choose Wales over England and I have no doubt that he 
would be welcomed back with open arms if he is ready for the World Cup game. 
"I've often found myself in the same position as Giggsy because of injuries, 
but at the end of the day, it's the club which decides if you are fit enough 
to travel and play for your country. It's their decision and that's fair 
enough for they do pay the wages."

Keane admitted publicly for the first time that the criticism to which he was 
subjected for his high rate of absenteeism in the national team last year 
hurt. "Of course, it hurt. It would be a lie to say otherwise," he said. 
"People did not seem to understand that I was injured but that, thankfully, is 
all now in the past.

"I want to play for Ireland and even if I had broken my leg, I'd still have 
travelled to Cardiff. Unfortunately, Denis Irwin was forced to pull out with 
an injury last week. But I just wonder if the reaction would have been 
different had I, and not Denis, found myself in that situation.

"I've regretted the times I have had to miss the opportunity of playing 
international football, but I repeat that I'll always be available to 
represent Ireland when fit enough to do so."
    
32.7370Scholesy Out for 8 weeksESSB::BLONGA Hat Trick of Premierships 93'94'&amp;96Thu Feb 13 1997 22:3314
Paul Scholes, the Manchester United forward earmarked to replace
Eric Cantona during his imminent suspension, has undergone a
cartilage operation and will be sidelined for six weeks. 

Scholes has played an increasingly important role in United's
challenge for a European Cup-Premier League double and had
convinced manager Alex Ferguson that he should stand in for
Cantona. The Frenchman is banned for United's next two games
against Arsenal and Chelsea. 

Last season, when Cantona was completing his long-term ban
following a kung-fu attack on a fan, Scholes deputised admirably
for six weeks. 

32.7371Heavy ScheduleESSB::BLONGA Hat Trick of Premierships 93'94'&amp;96Mon Feb 17 1997 20:2511
Very important couple of weeks coming up for United in their quest for the 
title and the European Cup. 4 league in the next 11 days starts us off, followed
by the European Game against Porto. Arsenal(away) are first on the agenda, 
followed by Chelsea(away) on Saturday, then Middlesboro(home) on Wednesday week,
followed by Coventry(home) on the Saturday. They should be looking at a total
of 10 points from 12 to keep us in touch. A tall order, but here's hoping.
May is hoping to be back for Wednesdays game, while the King is suspended for 
the Highbury, and Stamford Bridge games. Cole and Solskjaer will probably start
for the first time together.


32.7372CHEFS::EDWARDSDTue Feb 18 1997 12:538
    I have a couple of tickets available for the Utd v Middlesboro' game on
    Wed 26th February.  If anybody is interested, please either mail me at
    chefs::edwardsd or give me a bell on (830) 2157.  The tickets will cost
    approx 16 quid and you will have to travel on the supporters club coach
    which leaves from Portsmouth and picks-up at Fareham, Soton, Whitchurch and
    Newbury services.  
    
    T.Tout
32.7373How sad!CHEFS::WILLIAMSAI wanna be LukeTue Feb 18 1997 12:5910
    re -1.
    
    Or alternatively support your local teams...
    
    Portsmouth, Fareham, Soton & Newbury all have teams. Don't travel the
    length of the country just to see the 'nations team' (my arse). Does
    the supporters club pull in people from that far away? I never realised
    it was so bad, I now dislike Utd even more than I did before...
    
    Alen.
32.7374CHEFS::EDWARDSDTue Feb 18 1997 13:0910
    >Portsmouth, Fareham, Soton & Newbury all have teams. Don't travel the
    >length of the country just to see the 'nations team' (my arse).
    
    Hmm, as I don't come from Portsmouth, Fareham, Soton, Newbury or even
    Reading for that matter, why the bloody hell should I follow one of
    them ?  Without wanting to re-open a very tired and extreeemly boring
    debate, have you ever heard of the phenomenon of people moving darn
    sarf for work ?
    
    And as for disliking Utd even more ..... now who's being sad !
32.7375hahahaCHEFS::MANSELLNTue Feb 18 1997 13:1322
    
    Q What have a 3 pin plug and Manchester United got in common.
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    A There both completely useless in Europe.
32.7376Where were you born?CHEFS::WILLIAMSAI wanna be LukeTue Feb 18 1997 13:1713
    OK fair enough... I don't have a problem with people who've lived in an
    area for ages, supported the team, then moved away still supporting the
    team, no problems with that at all. My problem is with people who come
    from Portsmouth etc and 'support' Man Utd (even though they've never
    actually been to Manchester). It's so annoying to find strips etc for
    Newcastle in shops, and not being able to get the local team strip,
    even though you couldn't get much further away from Newcastle without 
    going to another country...
    
    And as for disliking Man Utd being sad, well hell sad it is then!
    Arrogant gits, and they're all girls really!
    
    Alen.
32.7377Let's see if he bits....IRNBRU::61549::SpikeDo you munch stump?Tue Feb 18 1997 13:2030
>    Portsmouth, Fareham, Soton & Newbury all have teams. Don't travel the
>    length of the country just to see the 'nations team' (my arse). Does
>    the supporters club pull in people from that far away? I never realised
>    it was so bad, I now dislike Utd even more than I did before...
 
>    Alen.

YAWN!!!!!!!

  I assume Alan that you drive a British car, buy all you food from the
  local farmers, your hardware from the corner shop take you holidays on
  your nearest beach, etc, etc. No? Bit of a hypocrite then aren't we?

  Don't you think this Utd bashing on such tenuous grounds is rather
  pathetic? On Saturday there will be hundreds of coaches crossing the
  country with supporters visiting the home of the team they support.
  For instance I wonder how many coaches from the Manchester area will
  be heading down to London to see their team. Will you have a go at
  these people and say they should go to Utd or City instead? Most of
  these fans will be wearing the teams shirt bought at inflated prices
  from the team shop, or out of the team merchandise catalogue and will
  in many cases have bought shares in their club.

  Utd are not alone in this every club does this. Utd are simply one of
  the most successful, as of course they are on the field as well. You
  are nothing but jealous.

  Grow up!!

  Rgds, Steve
32.7378New SkipperESSB::BLONGA Hat Trick of Premierships 93'94'&amp;96Tue Feb 18 1997 13:2318
From the Net

Tuesday, February 18 1997 

David Walker on an important choice for the United manager 

Manchester United must name a stand-in skipper to replace
suspended Eric Cantona. 

The Frenchman will be absent for the trips to London to face 
Arsenal tomorrow and Chelsea on Saturday. 

Gary Pallister is the favourite to land the short-term appointment,
having deputised before, but manager Alex Ferguson has admitted
in the past that Roy Keane will eventually emerge as a potential
United captain. 


32.7379REOELF::EDWARDSSTue Feb 18 1997 14:019
    My poxy Irish lodger has got tickets for the Utd v Porto game. It turns out
    his Portugese student bird has a father who is high up in a big bank
    (23rd floor I believe) and he contacted his UK equivalent and swang two
    tickets for his daughter.
    
    Makes me shick.
    
    Tony
    
32.7380ZUR01::ASHGGrahame Ash @RLETue Feb 18 1997 14:149
>   <<< Note 32.7378 by ESSB::BLONG "A Hat Trick of Premierships 93'94'&96" >>>

>having deputised before, but manager Alex Ferguson has admitted
>in the past that Roy Keane will eventually emerge as a potential
>United captain. 

Love that "admitted".

g
32.7381Where were you born?CHEFS::WILLIAMSAI wanna be LukeTue Feb 18 1997 18:1121
    Tempting to bite, but I won't!
    
    Nope, my car is French, I shop in Sainsbury so it comes from all over
    and the last time I went on holiday it was to Canada.
    
    As I said in my reply I don't really have a problem with people from
    one town supporting the team from another town. The problem I have is
    with people supporting the 'trendy' team which changes from year to
    year. Or people 'supporting' Man Utd (or many other teams) without
    having been anywhere near the place! This isn't so much a dig at Utd,
    it could apply to lots of other teams, it was Blackburn not so long
    ago, not now though!
    
    Jealous? Don't think so, I would like my team to be one of the big
    clubs in the country... Unlikely though, mainly because we don't have
    the 'trendy' supporters who buy our merchandising without ever having
    seen the football club!
    
    And I can assure I is all growed up!!!
    
    Alen.
32.7382REOELF::EDWARDSSTue Feb 18 1997 18:217
    Well i support Maritius FC and, I must admit, I've never been to see
    them play. Therefore, to cure my shame and give my support some
    legitimacy, I think you `purists' should chip in to send my to a home
    game.
    
    Tony
    
32.7383IRNBRU::HOWARDShower me with sugar lumpsTue Feb 18 1997 18:526
    .7377
    
    Steve, get down off your high horse, you're obviously suffering from
    vertigo....
    
    Ray....
32.7384Me too!CHEFS::WILLIAMSAI wanna be LukeTue Feb 18 1997 18:527
    And I thought I was their biggest fan!
    
    Well doesn't that just make me the hypocrite (sp?).
    
    I'm off to impale myself on a slug.
    
    Alen
32.7385What do the local fans sing?MILE::JENKINSWed Feb 19 1997 17:2613
    
    re .7382 

>    Well i support Maritius FC and, I must admit, I've never been to see
>    them play. Therefore, to cure my shame and give my support some
>    legitimacy, I think you `purists' should chip in to send my to a home
>    game.
    
    .....only if you promise not to come back :-)
    
    Richard.
    
    
32.7386REOELF::EDWARDSSWed Feb 19 1997 18:014
    Oh I promise alright. In fact, I'll sign a statement to that effect.
    
    Tony
    
32.7387Selection PoserESSB::BLONGA Hat Trick of Premierships 93'94'&amp;96Wed Feb 19 1997 18:1344
From the Net

Wednesday, February 19 1997 

By David Walker 

Manchester United manager Alex Ferguson has no worries about
going into 'a massive week' without the creative talents of Eric
Cantona. 

United take on Arsenal at Highbury tonight followed by another
London sortie against Chelsea on Saturday and the absence of
their skipper through suspension will force Ferguson to change the
line-up which has surged to the summit of the Premier League. 

However, Ferguson said: 'I don't think anyone can accuse us of
being a one-man team. It's not a question of living without Eric.
We've shown that we have progressed in dealing with this
situation. 

'The team have matured and developed as a unit. Our results
show that this team can produce good performances with or
without Eric.' 

This will be Cantona's first absence through suspension since his
infamous kung-fu assault on a spectator at Selhurst Park in
January 1995. United have played 23 League games without him,
winning 15 and losing just three. 

'That's not a bad return,' said Ferguson, who will delay naming
his team until later today but is set to field Andy Cole alongside
Ole Solskjaer in a new-look strike force. 

Ferguson added: 'I've a couple of options to consider. I can play
Andy and Ole together or bring Nicky Butt into a three-man
midfield and use one of the strikers with Ryan Giggs and Karel
Poborski wide in attack. 

'This is a massive week for us. It's vital we pick up points in
London, not only to boost our own campaign but for the effect it
will have on Arsenal and Chelsea's title ambitions.' 

    

32.7388R.I.P. Stan PearsonESSB::BLONGA Hat Trick of Premierships 93'94'&amp;96Wed Feb 19 1997 18:1412
The man who scored Manchester United's FA Cup-winning goal in
1948 has died. 

Stan Pearson, who was a member of Sir Matt Busby's first
post-war side, died at the age of 78 in an Alderley Edge nursing
home last night. 

The United and England striker made 345 appearances and scored
149 goals during a career which spanned the war. He made eight
appearances for England and scored five times for his country. 


32.7389Good, Damn good....DamnCHEFS::16.37.10.10::MadThe great smell of Brute !!!Thu Feb 20 1997 11:4420
Man U 	2	Arse 1
Solskjar	Bergkamp
Cole



Hate to admit it, not overly loving Man U, but they looked damn good last nite, 
Cole looked excellent, sharp and fast. I don't think Arsenal played badly 
(eerr..except for Wright, man's a fool), I just think they were outclassed.

 Nicky Butt came on, but perhaps AF made a slight error there, I don't think he 
was ready yet, it now looks like he will be sitting on the benach a-while.

Ole & Cole were looking good together, Beckham and Giggsy looked unstoppable.

 Sadly, I think it's a game of catch-up for all the others now, I think the only 
game Man U have to worry about will be S'oton @ OT (!)


Mad
32.7390LINGO::FOWLERMThu Feb 20 1997 12:114
    I think everyone's over-reacting to the Wright incident. It looked to
    me like he just stumbled over the ball.
    
    Mike
32.7391RED CARDKERNEL::SUPPORTAutomatic Patch Entry SystemThu Feb 20 1997 12:4113
    
    
    Not me, I watched it live and from all (reverse) angles that SKY could
    produce, and I thought it was a blatent attempt to seriously injur.
    
    Personnally, I think he should have been sent off. What made it worse
    was that Berkamp was booked a few minutes later for a fairy-like tackle,
    although it was from behind. 
    
    A Joke. Wright should have gone off.
    
    
    	Ian
32.7392CHEFS::COOKSHalf Man,Half BiscuitThu Feb 20 1997 15:007
    It was definitely an attempt to stamp on the keeper`s ankle.
    
    Wright was then looking for a fight after the final whistle and had
    to be pulled off Schmeicel.
    
    Not a good example to set to the kids blah,blah.
    
32.7393IRNBRU::GIBBONSThu Feb 20 1997 16:3511
RE 7390
Yep, your right. Everyone is over reacting all Mr Wright did was trip over the
ball and his own feet and as he fell his studs accidently turned to face the 
keepers leg and a spasim in his leg muscle accidentily forced the open studs on
to the keeper :)

Oh, I forgot to ask. The sound was low in the pub last night, BUT I thought I
heard the ref blow his whistle before right was even close to the keeper and he
could have easily pulled out.

Danny.
32.7394Coaly, CoalySSMPRD::61549::SpikeWelcome to the Rimmer ExperienceThu Feb 20 1997 17:4519
  Wright should should be banned for months for the "tackle" When the
  ball was played though he was the only player in the Utd half and was
  yards offside. The Ref blow for the offside but Wright who must have
  heard carried on regardless. Schemiechal came out to "save" the ball,
  Wright just keep going jumped up and with both feet tried to stamp on
  Schemiechal legs. 

  It was a straight forward attempt to cause injury, pure and simply.
  Hang the bastard, I say, and no I am not saying this just because it
  was against Utd.

  On a more cheerful note two cracking goals from Utd with Coal proving
  he still has it. Lets hope he does it again on Saturday. If he gets
  back on song and the partnership with the Baby Face Assasing continues
  like last night then there will be more silverware in the trophy room
  by the end of the year.

  Rgds, Steve.

32.7395NeverhurdofemZUR01::ASHGGrahame Ash @RLEThu Feb 20 1997 18:0114
> <<< Note 32.7394 by SSMPRD::61549::Spike "Welcome to the Rimmer Experience" >>>
>                               -< Coaly, Coaly >-

>  heard carried on regardless. Schemiechal came out to "save" the ball,

>  Schemiechal legs. 

>  On a more cheerful note two cracking goals from Utd with Coal proving

>  back on song and the partnership with the Baby Face Assasing continues

United using a reserve team again last night?!

grame
32.7396Mountains out of molehillsLINGO::FOWLERMThu Feb 20 1997 18:1215
    Honestly, I don't see how anyone who has objectively watched Ian Wright 
    play over the last few years could think he'd be stupid enough to 
    deliberately try and injure a chap as damnably pleasant as Peter 
    Schmeichel. I watched the clip again and again to make sure I knew
    wheat I was talking about, and it looks to me like he just slipped
    on the wet turf, stumbled on the ball, and clipped the goalie's
    legs. He (Wright) was fortunate not to injure himself, because in
    the past I've come away with a nasty twinge after stepping on the ball
    like that. What was the evil Dane doing taking Wright's legs away
    anyway after the ref had blown for a dodgy offside decision
    
    6 of one, and half a dozen of the other. Keane is far more
    dirty anyway.
    
    Mike
32.7397Hang 'imCHEFS::16.37.10.10::MadThe great smell of Brute !!!Thu Feb 20 1997 18:3211
Makes no odds whether Keane's a dirtier player or not, Wright had a go 'cos he 
can't get it in rudolf's net. It was a blatent double footer, he should have 
GONE !!. Not only that he should have been banned for the rest of his life, had 
half his head shaved (?), been tattoed on the forehead with a target, had his 
tongue pulled out, and his legs amputated with a rusty spoon.

 Still, it shows the younger generation what premiership commitment is all 
about.

8-)))
Mad
32.7398Psycho....always has beenPATE::POUNDERThu Feb 20 1997 19:0817
    
    Well...since US TV was kind enough to show us a few clips from the game
    I have the enviable task of commenting from this side of the pond !
    Wright's tackle was outrageous, reminded me of Souness in his prime 
    (still shiver when I recall THAT over the top tackle he did playing for
    Scotland...bbbbrrrr). Anyway, that type of tackle leads to careers
    ending prematurely....he showed his temperament problem again by
    squaring up to Schmeical. Hope some of the Man U lads gave him a whack
    out of sight ! 
    
    Arsenal manager had the chance to talk honestly about it...but crapped
    out and complained about Fergusons demonstration instead of putting
    that little shithead Wright in his place by publicaly dennouncing his
    actions. He does this too regularly, when the hell will the FA start
    getting to these guys ( YES Keane does this too ).
    
    My opinion only....Trevor
32.7399He did a few for Liverpool as well...VARESE::TRNUX1::IDC_BSTRThu Feb 20 1997 19:307
    >Wright's tackle was outrageous, reminded me of Souness in his prime 
    >(still shiver when I recall THAT over the top tackle he did playing for
    >Scotland...bbbbrrrr).
    
    Don't recall that one, Trevor...who were the lucky opponents?
    
    Dom
32.7400SSMPRD::61549::SpikeWelcome to the Rimmer ExperienceThu Feb 20 1997 19:397
Is that the one where he basically kicked a player who was running straight 
at Sourness at the top of leg and groin region somewhere around the 
centre-circle (!)

Rgds. Steve.

PS. I actually agreed with Trevour last note! I need to lie down ;-0 
32.7401Sorry...still warming up !PATE::POUNDERThu Feb 20 1997 20:0417
    
    Dom, the memory has been fogged by over-indulgence in Bud and Sam Adams
    beer...but I think it was against Israel (yes, seems unlikely !).
    He did the classic "get 'em right at the start" foul, pick a guy you
    think may be trouble for you and whack 'em. The rationale being that
    the ref always lets you away with it at the start !  Steve's right, it
    was in the centre circle....the game had just kicked off !
    On his debut for Rangers he got sent off against Hibs for something
    similar...a long slow rake of the studs from the groin to the ankle !
    
    Getting them early was a very common idea when I played amateur footie.
    Never saw it fail !  Ref was lenient and the nippy right winger was
    often never seen in the game after it !
    
    Fortunate I don't coach kids eh ??
    
    Trevor
32.7402Report from the NetESSB::BLONGA Hat Trick of Premierships 93'94'&amp;96Thu Feb 20 1997 20:2165
Arsenal 1-2 Man Utd 


 Bergkamp 69         Cole 18
                     Gunnar Solskjaer 32  

 Half-Time: 0-2 

 Att: 38, 172 

 Ref: M J Bodenham (Cornwall) 

 Arsenal striker Ian Wright was involved in a furious bust-up
 with Peter Schmeichel as Manchester United clung on to their
 Premiership leadership in an explosive encounter at Highbury. 

 He had to be restrained by physiotherapist Gary Lewin as he
 tried to confront United's Danish goalkeeper before police
 intervened to keep the pair apart. 

 The Gunners' England striker was angry that Schmeichel had
 tried to get him sent off in the 76th minute. 

 Wright had already been booked for a foul on Denis Irwin to
 earn his second suspension of the season when he went
 through in an offside position and caught the United
 goalkeeper with raised studs as he came out to collect the
 ball. 

 Schmeichel lay still for a long time while United boss Alex
 Ferguson harangued the linesman and urged referee Martin
 Bodenham to consult him. 

 When the Cornish official finally came across, he chose to
 take no action, but he was left barely in control as players
 began a tit-for-tat exchange that saw Dennis Bergkamp, Roy
 Keane and Nicky Butt booked in a tense final 15 minutes. 

 Schmeichel had the last laugh, pulling off a fingertip save to
 deny Wright a late equaliser which would have kept Arsenal
 in the championship chase. 

 As the players left the field, Wright rushed up and tried to
 confront Schmeichel. Other players raced in to join the tunnel
 clash, evoking memories of the two clubs' famous 1990 brawl
 which cost both clubs a fine. 

 ARSENAL 
 Lukic, Dixon, Winterburn, Vieira, Bould, Adams (Hughes 45),
 Wright, Merson, Bergkamp, Keown, Parlour 

 Subs Not Used: Selley, Marshall, Harper, Shaw 

 Booked: Adams, Bould, Wright, Bergkamp 

 MANCHESTER UNITED 
 Schmeichel, G. Neville, Irwin, Pallister, Cole, Beckham, Giggs,
 Poborsky (Butt 71), Keane, Johnsen, Solskjaer, Butt (McClair
 86) 

 Subs Not Used: P. Neville, Cruyff, Van Der Gouw

 Booked: Keane, Butt 


32.7403Latest TableESSB::BLONGA Hat Trick of Premierships 93'94'&amp;96Thu Feb 20 1997 21:0529
Up to and including Wednesday, February 19 1997 


Team                  Played   Won Drawn Lost  For  Against   Points

Manchester United       26     15    8    3     52    29        53   
Liverpool               26     15    7    4     46    20        52   
Arsenal                 27     13    9    5     45    25        48   
Newcastle United        25     13    6    6     50    30        45   
Aston Villa             26     12    6    8     34    26        42   
Chelsea                 24     11    8    5     38    33        41   
Wimbledon               23     11    6    6     36    28        39   
Sheffield Wednesday     25      8   12    5     28    29        36   
Tottenham Hotspur       25      9    5   11     27    33        32   
Everton                 25      8    7   10     34    38        31   
Leeds United            26      8    6   12     21    31        30   
Derby County            26      6   11    9     25    32        29   
Sunderland              25      7    8   10     23    32        29   
Blackburn Rovers        24      6    9    9     26    25        27   
Leicester City          24      7    6   11     25    35        27   
Coventry City           26      6    9   11     24    35        27   
Nottingham Forest       25      5    8   12     23    40        23   
West Ham United         25      5    7   13     20    33        22   
Southampton             23      5    5   13     32    41        20   
Middlesbrough           24      5    7   12     30    44        19   
* Middlesbrough deducted three points for failing to field team


  
32.7404IRNBRU::HOWARDShower me with sugar lumpsMon Feb 24 1997 16:114
    Good news for all you MAncs out there. Porto lost for the first time
    this weekend at home to Salguieros (sp?)....
    
    Ray....
32.7405The battle has begunESSB::BLONGA Hat Trick of Premierships 93'94'&amp;96Mon Feb 24 1997 20:4220
Very good week in London for the Reds with 4 points out of 6 in difficult
games against the Arse and Chelsea. The pool failed to take avantage with
the same amount of points from 2 home games, so a very good week after all.
We now have 11 games left, 6 at Home and 5 Away.

Home
Coventry
Sheff Wed
Derby
Newcastle
West Ham
Middlesboro


Away
Sunderland
Everton
Blackburn
Liverpool
Leicester
32.7406REOELF::EDWARDSSTue Feb 25 1997 16:486
32.7407Loadsa moneyMILE::JENKINSTue Feb 25 1997 20:146
    
    re .last
    
    Yes. 10 million quid for a 30 year old. 
    
    Richard.
32.7408A Break in Paris for some FootieESSB::BLONGA Hat Trick of Premierships 93'94'&amp;96Tue Mar 04 1997 20:577
Big game tomorrow night, when a win of any sort will be a good result. A clean 
sheet would be a big bonus, and set us up nicely for the 2nd leg.
4 point gap in the league over the Pool is a nice lead, and if we can take 12 
points from our next 4 league games we would be in a great position. Time will 
tell. I hope to take in PSG and AEK in the Parc on Thursday in the CWC.

B@
32.7409lucky win :-)COMICS::HAWLEYI668 - the neighbour of the beast!Thu Mar 06 1997 10:478
Manchester United 4-0 Porto

may, cantona,
giggs, cole


The mancs scrape through...
32.7410RDGENG::MORRELLSlip Away....Thu Mar 06 1997 11:458
    Unfortunately I had the pleasure of meeting a grinning Dave Edwards as
    I walked up the street this morning....
    
    Here's to a 5-0 Porto win in the return match.....
    
    Cheers,
    
    	Rick.
32.7411LINGO::FOWLERMThu Mar 06 1997 11:557
    spawny gets. 
    
    Only the hated Mancs would have the luck to meet Porto whilst they were
    having their worst run of form for 200 years.
    
    Mike
    
32.7412Are you sure Giggs is WelshCHEFS::JAMESPThu Mar 06 1997 12:2117
    
    
    Hey come on I not a Mancs fan either but credit where credit is due the
    display last night was tremendous.
    
    The passing and movement was very impressive and little Ryan was running
    the show in the absence of Keane.
    
    I thought May looked very comfortable at the back although I would be a
    little bit worried about Pallister, he did'nt look the part.
    
    Porto's keeper was crap did'nt come for one ball and anything that was
    kicked towards him he seemed to jump out of the way....
    
    Good display all round.....hurts me to say that...
    
    Pj 
32.7413Four-nil...four-nil...four-nil...four-nil....SSMPRD::61549::SpikeWelcome to the Rimmer ExperienceThu Mar 06 1997 13:2518
Oh how it hurts you lot! Come on admit it. Utd totally dominated one of the
best teams in Europe. They played fast, very skilful football that on the
night would have beaten anyone.

A brilliant night which emphasises just how far wanabes like Newcastle have 
to go to get to the Utd level.

Rgds, Steve.

PS. Ray Howard was around just now praising Utd though gritted teeth. 
I thought he must be ill until he can out with;

- The first goal resulted from a corner that shouldn't have been given.
- The second goal was a total fluke.
- The pass by Cantona up the wing was out of play for the third goal.
- The fourth goal amazingly he couldn't find anything wrong with! 


32.7414CHEFS::COOKSHalf Man,Half BiscuitThu Mar 06 1997 15:103
    Beat Juventus or Ajax and you will have every right to get cocky.
    
    
32.7415Boys done well.IRNBRU::VYGER::DOUGLASCThu Mar 06 1997 15:5324
    I'm not a Utd fan but I have to say it was a very impressive
    performance last night.  After all the build up regarding Porto it was
    a surprise to see Utd seemingly stroll through the game.
    
    Porto seemed a bit naive especially for a side with such a good record
    in Europe recently.  At 2-0 they went at Utd in the second half trying
    to get goals.  This is fair enough, they wanted an away goal, but they
    vastly overcommitted themselves trying to get an away goal and ended up
    being caught on the break twice and playing right into Utd's hands.
    
    If the game hadfinished at 2-0 then I would have said that Porto would
    still have a chance but at 4-0 they needn't bother turning up for the
    return leg.
    
    Looks like Utd will get B. Dortmund next game.  Another team said to be
    at peak form at the moment.  If Utd keep up their good form then
    they'll take some beating.
    
    Mind you to win the cup they'll have to beat either Juventus or Ajax
    who in recent times are the best two teams in the world.
    
    It'll be interesting if Utd end up with another game against Juve.
    
    Craig.
32.7416SSMPRD::61549::SpikeWelcome to the Rimmer ExperienceThu Mar 06 1997 16:259
>>    Beat Juventus or Ajax and you will have every right to get cocky.
 
Porto where joint favourites with Juve for the cup. They have not lost away
from home in over a year in any competition.

Last night Utd gave them a lesson in football. I feel quite entitled to be
cocky thank you very much!!

Rgds, Steve
32.7417credit dueIRNBRU::GIBBONSThu Mar 06 1997 16:298
Yep, give Man U credit, even when a keeper has a nightmare, not many sides create
enough chances to score 4 in euro ties. It was an entertaining evening and had
stuff to get excited by - the wife came in to the room assuming the U were 1 down
when she heard me cheer, as a maine road supporting scotsman she assumed I wanted
porto to win !  Nope good luck reds, dont' want to see a 'foreign' team win, lets
keep the cup in the UK.

Danny.
32.7418Evil Red EmpireLINGO::FOWLERMThu Mar 06 1997 16:369
    Can't understand this kind of well done Mancs sentiment. Surely you
    can't have forgotten the continued injustice of their spawny
    Premiership form, and the endless "we were robbed" moans of Alex
    Ferguson. I'll bet there's not a single team in the Premiership that
    the sinister Manc youth coaches haven't nicked potential players off.
    
    Go Dortmund, that's what I say. 
    
    Mike
32.7419Italy against EnglandTYCHE::HERIBERTThu Mar 06 1997 17:2417
Manchester United had shown a great game. This are the evenings which are 
called in Vienna "wo alles eine geht". (transl. all runs well, meaning
You can do what You want , all brings You success on such a day)

I don't believe that Dortmund and Ajax have a chance for the final.
I hope for a final Manchester United against Juventus Turin, and this is very
possible:

Last year Austria's Salzburg was in the group with both final teams
(Ajax Amsterdam, AC Milan) and this year Rapid Wien was in the group with
Manchester and Juventus. And You all know my favourite in football is 
the Italian and 2nd loved the English football - this must be the final !

Both teams with Austrian players (Dortmund,Porto) will not be in the final in
Munich - my prediction.

Heribert
32.7420Oi, Hilario No!MILE::JENKINSThu Mar 06 1997 17:369
    
    Having only seen the highlights (basically 4 Utd goals plus a
    horrendous miss by Porto early on) all I can say is that it was
    a great result.
    
    But how much did Fergie pay the Porto keeper? One must normally
    be watching Southampton to see such inept keeping.
    
    Richard. 
32.7421Enjoyed the gamePATE::POUNDERThu Mar 06 1997 20:4816
    
    We were lucky enough this side of the pond to have E$PN show the game
    live....so my wife taped it during the pm. Watched it last night and
    have to say I was impressed with Utd and even though the "way" a couple
    of the goals were created was partly lucky...hey pal...this happens
    every game but Utd took them VERY well....most times this doesn't
    happen.
    
    Sorry to read the "sour grapes" messages...I'm sure "you boys" are
    doing it tongue-in-cheek just to wind-up the ManU fans...right ?
    
    Well done Utd...don't get too complacent for the 2nd leg (remember you
    were beaten 4-0 by Porto in a previous encounter !)...hope you make the
    final....
    
    Trevor
32.74228-)SSMPRD::61549::SpikeWelcome to the Rimmer ExperienceFri Mar 07 1997 12:276
Re. -1

I'm totally Gobsmacked!! Call out security, someones hacked into Trevor's 
account!

Rgds, Steve.
32.7423back down to earth with a splatCOMICS::HAWLEYI668 - the neighbour of the beast!Mon Mar 10 1997 12:204
Sunderland 2-1 Man Utd


32.7424Dortmund can be beaten... but unlikely...GYMAC::DCASSIDYMon Mar 10 1997 12:468
    
    Mmmm, good result in Europe followed by a very ordinary display in the
    league. They hit a team in a form trough in Europe...good thing the
    match wasn't played last December!!! Still that's football...
    
    What's the latest odds on Manchester United doing the Double ???
    
    Dezzz.
32.7425Keep gritting those teeth, Dezzz ;-)VARESE::TRNUX1::IDC_BSTRMon Mar 10 1997 13:0418
    Took you 4 days, but it was true to form when it came, Dezzz ;-) 
    
    I guess Porto were going through the same sort of "form trough" as Holland 
    last June when England beat them 4-0 ;-) I'm surprised you didn't try and 
    tell us that United's 1-0 defeat against against Galataseray last November 
    was concrete proof that they couldn't survive in the Turkish league!
    
    Oh well, it's good to know in advance that if United do win the
    Champions League this year, it'll be because Juventus, B. Dortmund,
    Ajax et al were all going through a bad patch.
    
    < Dortmund can be beaten... but unlikely... >-

    I haven't heard one "expert" in Italy predict anything other than a
    Juve-ManU final since last Wednesday. It all suggests that Dortmund
    must be going through a form trough...
    
    Dom 
32.7426Good for Sunderland but....MILE::JENKINSMon Mar 10 1997 16:146
    
    I wonder wether the decision by Man Utd to rest three of the side
    that beat Porto will be welcomed by those struggling to avoid
    relegation?
    
    Richard.
32.7427...and I suppose I was waiting for your replyGYMAC::DCASSIDYTue Mar 11 1997 12:1629
    
    Hey Dom...what HAVE you got against me seeing it the way it is...
    
    Manchester United were NOT ALL THAT GOOD ...THAT IS A FACT....
    
    Juventus ARE NOT ALL THAT GOOD......neither are ANY team around at the
    moment.
    
    Football in GENERAL IS NOT ALL THAT GOOD here in the year of our LORD
    1997.
    
    Its about time people stopped blinding themselves about HOW great
    football is whilst paying ridiculous fees both to watch the game in a
    stadium and at home to Rupert Murdoch....It people like you Dom that
    Rupert Murdoch loves...afraid to criticise a 'game' and sees anybody
    else who does as a cynic...
    
    Grow up son  !!!!
    
    
    This note I had planned to write many moons ago but thought common
    sense 'might' actually prevail...your last attack was the straw....
    
    Best Regards,
    
    Dezzz.  
    
    
                                                
32.7428VYGER::BONINIMTue Mar 11 1997 13:355
    
    
    
    
    what a cynic !
32.7429*!$!*@#@* !!!!!CHEFS::16.42.3.71::swanmTue Mar 11 1997 13:3926
Apparently some Man U fans wonder why the rest of us think their club is 
comprised of a bunch of arrogant wingeing gits.

Step forward Mr Ferguson. 

I nearly choked on my cornflakes this morning when reading teletext..

He reckons its unfair that Man U. were expected to play Sunderland at the 
weekend having played in the Champions League in midweek. I wish I could 
remember the exact words but he went on to say something very like.."We shall 
have to look at the fixture list next season and make sure that we only have 
home games after European games"

Un-F***ing-Believable!! This bloke is an arsehole of the highest order. What 
say we just let Man U choose who they want to play and in which order. Oh, and 
lets not make them go away to any nasty places like Sunderland. And if they 
don't fancy playing teams that might beat them then they needn't bother. Just 
give the f***ers the 3 points and assume that they would of beat them if they 
hadn't been so friggin' tired (Its bloody amazing how tiring it seems to be 
getting all the way from Manchester to Sunderland by luxury coach).

Twat.

Keeganesque outburst over.

Michael.
32.7430CHEFS::16.37.10.131::PaulUp the WolvesTue Mar 11 1997 13:466
Couldnt have put it better myself

Fully agree


Paul
32.7431Oh, and we have 3 keepers and 20 players too...!!CHEFS::16.37.8.133::MadAre you suggesting coconuts migrate ?Tue Mar 11 1997 13:564
Get your excuses in nice and early eh?


Mad
32.7432IRNBRU::HOWARDShower me with sugar lumpsTue Mar 11 1997 15:143
    quite right, as we've always known Taggart is a moaning faced git....
    
    Ray....
32.7433CHEFS::CROSSAIt ain't loud enough, punk!Tue Mar 11 1997 19:3710
    Off IRN.....
    
    
          Manchester United goalkeeper Peter Schmeichel is NOT to face charges 
          over alleged racist language.  
    
          The Crown Prosecution Service says it's taking no action after 
          complaints he was racist to Arsenal striker Ian Wright at Old 
          Trafford last November.
          
32.7434You are jealous, bitter sheep PATE::POUNDERTue Mar 11 1997 20:4435
    re note on Fergies comments:-
    
    All you mutual "hate ManU" chaps are talking bollocks. Ferguson is
    absolutely right to make his feelings known...AND to expect that the
    fixture list is set to HELP teams representing YOUR country in
    international competitions like the Champions League.
    
    Question: Why should success in Europe (therefore more games) result in
              a team being disadvantaged in their domestic competitions ??
    
    Jesus H Christ guys....we have the WHOLE f*****n' league program go on
    ice for International games, meaningless or otherwise, and this
    involves only a SMALL proportion of the players affected. In European
    competition it is the WHOLE team that is affected.
    
    Fergie is talking, I believe, for the sake of ALL teams participating
    in Euro competitions....he is not being selfish on Man U's behalf...he
    is only seeing the effect first hand.
    
    Another question: Does anybody think Man U's performance was NOT
    affected by the Champs league game ??
    
    Is it fair to OTHER relegation candidates that Sunderland met Man U
    when they were knackered.....?????
    
    Look at the real issue instead of spouting bullsh*t at easy targets.
    Wish YOUR managers had the balls to be speak out on issues that should
    be fixed instead of picking up salaries for being anonomous, chinless
    conformists.
    
    BTW - Keegan never spoke out on real issues...he only moaned and cried
    like my daughter used to do...about how everybody hated him and his
    team...
    
    Trevor 
32.7435Next debate....PATE::POUNDERTue Mar 11 1997 20:5814
    
    Another "potential" dilemma....IF Man U were to reach the euro final,
    the game is scheduled to take place 3 days before the world cup
    qualifier between England and Poland. The Neville bothers & Beckham are
    expected to be name in Hoddles squad....
    
    Who has first dibs on the players?
    Assuming they play in the final.....would any of you be surprised if
    Hoddle didn't play them on the grounds that "they have just come out of
    a gruelling cup final.....yak yak yak...."
    Do you agree that YOU would be the first to use this an an excuse in
    the event of a landslide Polish victory ???
    
    Send all answers to someone who gives a f**k....
32.7436Hell, I thought you liked catenaccio ;-)VARESE::TRNUX1::IDC_BSTRTue Mar 11 1997 21:2222
    Hmm...I think we can say that Trevor's got the bit between his teeth on
    this one ;-)
    
    Dezzz, you kill me. Simply spouting that "no team is very good at the
    moment" isn't so much cynical as downright loopy! Sure, if you want to
    talk about entertainment value, then I admit you might have a reasonable 
    case. And if you think the Matthews Final was the pinnacle of
    footballing brilliance, then that's your prerogative. 
    
    I could make out boring arguments for how football is so much faster
    today; players have less time and space; they probably practise more;
    training techniques and tactics have certainly improved. But I guess
    you probably think that Jesse Owens would have walked away with 4 gold
    medals at the Atlanta Olympics ;-)
    
    In any case, my point was (and I thought it was reasonably clear) that
    you seem to be *incredibly* choosey about deciding when a victory is
    down to the excellence of the winner or the ineptness of the loser. 
    
    OK, old timer? ;-)
    
    Dom
32.7437Caring Mr. FergusonCHEFS::16.42.3.71::swanmTue Mar 11 1997 21:4143
>    Fergie is talking, I believe, for the sake of ALL teams participating
>    in Euro competitions....he is not being selfish on Man U's behalf...he
>    is only seeing the effect first hand.

Don't make me laugh! 

Ferguson's only ever got where he is by putting himself and his team first. 
Some may say that this is not a bad thing, but don't try for one minute to 
suggest that he's got the best interests of English football at stake because 
that is palpable shite.

Its funny he only ever comes out with it when you get beat. I remember him 
saying after the Newcastle (5-0) game that you lost because you'd had a trip 
to Turkey in midweek. What he seemingly failed to remember is that Newcastle 
had been to Hungary the same week!

Of course its hard for teams to play important European games midweek and 
league games at weekends. The point is this - Taggart seems to think that its 
only Man Utd being wronged, and the rules should be different for them. The 
little git even has his own stopwatch at games so he can signal to the 
referee when HE thinks time should be up.

Come on, lets face facts - the bloke's achievements are remarkable but he 
certainly doesn't do anything for the honour and sportsmanship of football. 
He doesn't want people to like him or his team, that's part of his strategy, 
and it works bloody well.
    
    
>    Look at the real issue instead of spouting bullsh*t at easy targets.
>    Wish YOUR managers had the balls to be speak out on issues that should
>    be fixed instead of picking up salaries for being anonomous, chinless
>    conformists.

Speaking out is all very well, but there's some of us who have become 
extremely cynical about his motives. There's some people who speak out about 
issues all the time .. and spout bullshit all the time.

Michael.

PS. Any offence towards Manchester United supporters engendered by the 
remarks above is entirely intentional
    

32.7438Check all the facts....PATE::POUNDERTue Mar 11 1997 21:5115
    
    Michael...just for the record...I'm not a Man U fan. I speaking from a
    reasonably neutral point of view. Understand you thinking Fergie is
    looking after him and Man U with his comments....but we all know any
    new arrangement would be for all clubs. An excuse..mmmmnnn....perhaps,
    but it takes things like disappointing results to see flaws in systems
    so I think the timing is "real" but unfortunate in that his meaning is
    being twisted by observers.
    
    Still say he is talking for all teams...the Newcastle v Manu game you
    allude to was "fairer" in that both teams had to travel the week
    before. the Sunderland game was unfair since on ONE team played a Euro
    game midweek....there is a difference in his argument.
    
    Trevor
32.7439And another thing...CHEFS::16.42.3.71::swanmTue Mar 11 1997 21:5218
 Sorry, missed a bit...

 >   BTW - Keegan never spoke out on real issues...he only moaned and cried
 >   like my daughter used to do...about how everybody hated him and his
 >   team...

I think you'll find Keegan did speak out in quite dramatic fashion when 
another manager accused Leeds of cheating their manager and suggested Stuart 
Pearce would not try against Newcastle.

"Moaning and crying about how everybody hated him and his team"? Now, I might 
be wrong but I think you'll find this description fits someone else quite 
perfectly.

Michael.

(I feel better now) 

32.7440IRNBRU::HOWARDShower me with sugar lumpsWed Mar 12 1997 12:2610
    .7434, Trev, contrast the paragraph below with Ferguson's moan. Wimbledon 
    have played about the same amount of matches as ManU but they get on with 
    their job, (which they are well paid to do)....
    
>>  Wimbledon manager Joe Kinnear had laughed off suggestions that his team 
>>  might be tired after the physical and mental exploits 48 hours earlier when
>>  they had disposed of Sheffield Wednesday to reach the FA Cup semi-finals. 
    
    
    Ray....
32.7441CHEFS::16.37.8.49::PaulUp the WolvesWed Mar 12 1997 12:374
Also, its not as if Sunderland had a weeks break before the game as they 
played Spurs in the league in midweek.

Paul
32.7442Arse!SSMPRD::61549::SpikeWelcome to the Rimmer ExperienceWed Mar 12 1997 13:1531
>>I think you'll find Keegan did speak out in quite dramatic fashion when

  Yes the poor wee laddy did have a little tantrum didn't he. Had to
  laugh at that one! 

>>Its funny he only ever comes out with it when you get beat. I remember him
>>saying after the Newcastle (5-0) game that you lost because you'd had a trip
>>to Turkey in midweek. What he seemingly failed to remember is that Newcastle
>>had been to Hungary the same week!

  Yeah, but the big difference is that ManU work their guts out in
  Europe to try and win, whereas NewU stand around the centre circle for
  90 minutes looking bemused!! Boom! Boom!!

  I must admit that I agree with Trevor, the point Alex was making was
  perfectly valid and a change would benefit any team in this situation.

>>  Wimbledon manager Joe Kinnear had laughed off suggestions that his team
>>  might be tired after the physical and mental exploits 48 hours earlier when
>>  they had disposed of Sheffield Wednesday to reach the FA Cup semi-finals.
 
  They have played 8 games in 25 days includeing two cup semi-finals.
  Joe Kinnear is simply posturing and trying to make out his boys are so
  tougth that nothing will tire them. I didn't see the match but a
  couple of guys sitting next to me have stated that they where
  completely knackered come the second half. Hardly supprising is it?

  I'm sure Alex is delighted that they are out of the domestic cups and
  can concentrate on Europe and the league.          

  Rgds, Steve.
32.7443No, no ,no, CHEFS::16.43.128.109::MadAre you suggesting coconuts migrate ?Wed Mar 12 1997 14:1519
Wimbledon knackered in the seconf half ????


 It didn't seem that way at all, they were still running in xtra time.


On another note, I expect that Sheff Wed will be beaten by Man U at the weekend, 
because they'll be shattered after their mid-week game against Sunderland 
tonight, while MAn U Have a rest.....


 Still, I don't suppose David pleat will complain.........



8-0
Mad


32.7444bloody wimpsIRNBRU::GIBBONSWed Mar 12 1997 16:3013
Ok why not go the whole hog, reduce the league to 16 teams, still play each other
twice. Then they will not have to play any more midweek games and can have
Saturdays off after euro ties and internationals :)

Wimps. They are payed professionals and should be fit enough to last 3 games a 
week easy (assuming injury free).

In the US teams in some sports go on roadtrips of 6 away games in 10days, and you
do not hear them moan about travel. If I recall my Geography, New York travelling
to play the West coast teams is further than any euro football team will be asked
to go, and covers more timezones.

Danny.
32.7445Anyone else with a meaningless winge?PATE::POUNDERWed Mar 12 1997 20:0912
    re -1
    
    Danny...you are talking complete crap. Sure the Us teams play many
    nights in a row....how many minutes per game is a player actually on
    the "pitch" in say Basketball ?  There are 50 f****g substitutes in US
    sports !!!!  Baseball players can play 150 games+ a season...yeah ?
    So what...hardly very physical....the pitchers only play about one game
    in four.  Crap analogy, no f****n logic.
    
    Oh..just because Kinnear laughs it off doe NOT mean he is right !!
    
    Trevor
32.7446VYGER::BONINIMThu Mar 13 1997 11:244
    >>> re-2
    
     I thought that in America sport was all regionalised and you would
    not get east v west until playoffs or finals 
32.7447Not quite.....PATE::POUNDERThu Mar 13 1997 18:2121
    
    re -1
    
    Na...not that simple...using the NFL as a model, the teams are
    regionalised in terms of the results they acheive versus other teams in
    the same league. But their games are much more random and they could be
    playing all over the country against teams outside their league. At the
    seasons end the points gained are compared against all the other teams
    in their league and the top team goes to the play-offs. As I understand
    it though, they do play ALL the teams in their league....and "selected"
    games against teams from the other leagues...this schedule is derived
    at the opening of the season. The only seperation in US Football is
    that teams from the AFC only play other teams from the AFC, likewise
    for the NFC.  Superbowl is specifically the AFC winners versus the NFC
    winners. So, in effect, their are two "Cup" competitions, one for the
    respective "conferences" and a one-off game between the two winners.
    Nearly the same as the Euro Super cup....
    
    Confused ?  I am !
    
    Trevor
32.7448MONEY $$$ MONEY $$$ MONEY$$$PGREEN::MACDONALDIMon Mar 17 1997 20:2418
    
    RE: knackered players etc..
    
    All this talk about players being knackered/tired is a load of old tosh!!
    
    
    These people are on wages of between 4-10+ thousand pounds a WEEK. They
    are on win bonuses etc...
    
    All this for running around for 90 minutes, possibly 180 minutes a
    week... travelling to foreign parts of the world... god it must be
    sheer hell for them.
    
    If I was earning that kind of money I'd run all bloody day, every day!!
    
    Ahh , feel better for that ;-)
    
    mac
32.7449CHEFS::CROSSAIt ain't loud enough, punk!Mon Mar 17 1997 20:5716
    >>All this talk about players being knackered/tired is a load of old
    >>tosh!!
    
      I read an article the other day that said a lot (not all) of players,
    and refs, can expect to cover at least 8 miles in a game - not pleasent
    jogging speed either. This may explain the Wombles/others running out of
    steam having played four games in eleven days.
    
    
    
    I do take your point though, bunch of overpaid whining whingers!
    
    
    
    
    			Stretch.
32.7450Them were the days......PATE::POUNDERTue Mar 18 1997 01:3117
    re -2
    
    Shut the f**k up until you look at the facts. Has anyone followed up on
    this and checked Wimbledons latest results. They have been CRAP so
    don't tell me it is not associated with too many games, it clearly has
    everything to do with it.
    
    Oh...and don't bring up the nonsense about salary, bonuses etc etc.
    That may lead to higher motivation, but doesn't do DICK about fatigue,
    knocks or stamina......
    
    It like standing in a pub listening to you lot argue this point..go buy
    a flat cap and stand there with yer mates reminiscing about how older
    teams and players were MUCH more skillfull, how modern day players are
    molly-coddled blah blah blah.....
    
    T 
32.7451These are the days ...PGREEN::MACDONALDITue Mar 18 1997 11:1333
    re -1
                                                                        
    I'll take your points as mentioned in your note. We are all entitled to
    our own views, so don't tell me what to do :-| 
                                 
    did anyone mention Wimbledon specifically??? it also depends how you
    define CRAP(as you put it). And if those are all the 'facts' (again as
    you put it).. then I wouldn't bother!
    
    I'm sure this is the MANCHESTER UNITED note!!!
                                 
    Still think players are overpayed for playing what can be called a
    game!! that includes Man Utd(whom I support), and even the like of
    Wimbledon. etc...
    
    anyway, back to the note in question
    
    Drove past OT on the way in this morning, saw a couple of coaches
    waiting outside, about 180/200 fans walking around looks like they are
    off to a party somewhere!!
    They rekon according to local news that 10,000 UTD fans are on their
    way to Porto!! Police say that 1500 tickets sold to UTD are in the home
    end, so police will move them to the away end, which can house 8000.
     Still means that some fans will not have tickets, and again police say
    that they will not let anyone in without a ticket, plus they will have
    a 'ring of steel' around the ground to stop any trouble.
    We shall see?!?!
    
    im
    
    p.s. If i look out of one of my office windows I can see the new stand
    in its full glory(about 1/4 of a mile away), and pay my respects on a 
    regular basis.. sad eh? ;-)
32.7452Read a few backPATE::POUNDERTue Mar 18 1997 17:206
    
    Yup...Wimbledon were mentioned specifically. In response to the base
    point that too many games affect performance. Anyway, topic has been
    beaten to death, I'm done.....
    
    Trevor
32.7453Just 'cos the 'Tic blew it!CHEFS::CROSSAIt ain't loud enough, punk!Tue Mar 18 1997 18:034
    Oh, so it was me you were jumping all over!
    
    
    			Stretch.
32.7454Who me ?PATE::POUNDERTue Mar 18 1997 19:455
    
    No !....not at all Stretch.....you maybe mentioned Wimbledon but I
    think your comments about their recent record back up my point.
    
    Trevor
32.7455Fergie is spot onESSB::BLONGA Hat Trick of Premierships 93'94'&amp;96Tue Mar 18 1997 20:3317
An awful lot of b******s been spoken about Fergie's comments. His comments go
back to October when we played Liverpool and he wrote in his programme notes, 
that here were United and Liverpool representing their country 4 days later, and
the Premier league have them playing the the biggest game of the season. It's
going to happen again on April 19th when hopefully both clubs will be in the 
Semi-finals of a European competition, United play Liverpool at Anfield while
4 days later they will hopefully be representing their countries in the 2nd leg
of European finals. If the Premier league are serious about their teams doing
well in Europe, someone is going to have to look at the fixture list. The last
thing any manager wants is their biggest game of the season before or after
big European Ties. Fergie's comments after the Sunderland game are about being
away so many times after playing away in Europe. Were away again on saturday to
Everton. It will be interesting to see how we get on, as Fergie has said that 
the team will prepare differently for away games after a European away game.
We will see if he has got around the problem.

B@ 
32.7456what the Italians doIOSG::HARDIETue Mar 18 1997 21:218
    It was interesting to see that the Italians put forward the Juventus
    game by a day, because of their midweek european game.
    
    Is this just another case of Sky having to much control over the
    fixture lists of teams in this country?
    
    Neil
    ----
32.7456MSDOA::DWBROWNWed Mar 19 1997 23:4117
    re: .7447
    
    Actually there is no separation in the NFL between NFC and AFC during the
    season.  There is actually inter-conference play on a limited basis
    during the season, so Buffalo from the AFC could play Dallas from the
    NFC during the season and again in the Super Bowl (championship).  The
    NFL schedule itself is based on playing each team in your division
    twice (home and away), playing other teams in your conference based on
    your record from the previous year, and playing several games, usually 
    4, against teams in a selected division in the other conference. 
    
    Until this season Major League Baseball had no games played between 
    American League and National League teams until the World Series.  But 
    inter-league play begins this year, so that tradition is going down the 
    tubes 8^(
    
    Dwight
32.7457IRNBRU::HOWARDShower me with sugar lumpsThu Mar 20 1997 15:145
    Any comments on last night's violence in Oporto?...There are 2 sides to
    every story but it looks like the police went way over the line
    here....
    
    Ray....
32.7458CHEFS::CROSSAIt ain't loud enough, punk!Thu Mar 20 1997 15:225
    Perhaps they have had training at the Turkish Police School of
    Diplomacy!
    
    
    			Stretch.
32.7459Where there's smoke...CHEFS::16.42.3.71::swanmThu Mar 20 1997 15:377
There are indeed two sides to every story but there has been trouble at 
almost every Man U game in Europe this season. Liverpool and Newcastle, 
to the best of my knowledge, have not been involved with any such large 
scale disturbances. Certainly some of the problems last night appear from 
reports to have been brought on the Man U fans by their own behaviour.

Michael.
32.7460IS THE LINK TO CLEAR ??IRNBRU::GIBBONSThu Mar 20 1997 15:4312
MU in Turkey - fan problems
MU in Portugal - fan problems
Newcastle and Liverpool in various countries - no fan trouble

Report I heard was fans unhappy about not being let out of ground at whistle ?

So why did they react ? In the late 80's early 90's any time I was in the
visitors end at OT, the same thing happened. Visiting fans locked in for 15 mins
minimum to let them appreciate the style of the OT stands :)


Danny.
32.7461YEENOT::STOCKMANSThu Mar 20 1997 15:5238
I went over for the game yesterday and never saw any trouble all day up
until I got to the ground that was.

The Porto people/fans were great and the atmosphere was good natured up
until the Police decided they wanted to see some action.

Trying to get 10,000 odd fans into the ground thru a handful of turnstiles
is ridiculous.
The turnstiles I went thru were broken and this operator was having to physically
turn the turnstile himself, after checking your ticket and then putting it thru
a barcode scanner, a slow process!

Panic set in a little although by large and large everyone was calm.
When I got into the ground, no toilets anywhere so a river was soon in full flow.
Me and my mate managed to crawl under a wire fence into the next section as things started
getting a little tight.
25 minutes into the game the Police open the main exit gates to let everybody in and hence
a mass flow into the section I'd left.
About 5 of us raised the fence to let everyone into our section to avoid crushing.
A copper was actually telling the united fans to kick this lock in to get the exit gates open
as he had no key! Bloody joke I tell yer!

After the game I was in the exit tunnel and due to being locked in things were hotting up a little.
I heard a couple of bangs coming from the terraces and later learned the tear gas had gone into the 
crowd followed by rubber pellets. No f*****g need for this whatsoever!!!!!!

When we were eventually let out of the stadium I sav one lad who had been shot in his calf with blood
pouring out of his leg.
We all went up to the Police but they didn't want to know and agressively shouted everyone on.

All told the organisation at the ground was a shambles and the Police obviously wanted to kick off.
B*****ds!!!!!!

How these countries get away with it I just don't know.

Simon


32.7462They were wearing uniforms.CHEFS::CROSSAIt ain't loud enough, punk!Thu Mar 20 1997 16:049
    >>MU in Turkey - fan problems
    
    Danny,
    
    Were those the "fans" that attacked Cantona as he came off the pitch?
    
    
    
          			Stretch.
32.7463Nicky gets a call-upESSB::BLONGA Hat Trick of Premierships 93'94'&amp;96Thu Mar 20 1997 19:534
Nicky Butt has been called into the English Squad for the game against Mexico.
He joins Beckham, Neville, and Pallister in the squad.

B@
32.7464Dont worry lads...UEFA are on the wayPATE::POUNDERThu Mar 20 1997 21:439
    
    UEFA announced they will be investigating the Porto incident. Assume
    therefore the cause will be isolated to 3 Man U fans who are clearly to
    blame because they a) were wearing designer Manu scarves and b) didn't
    come from Manchester. 
    
    Expect a verdict in 2006....around May....half past 8.
    
    Trevor 
32.7465The DrawESSB::BLONGA Hat Trick of Premierships 93'94'&amp;96Fri Mar 21 1997 14:596
 EUROPEAN CUP                           
 Borussia Dortmund  v Man Utd           
 Ajax Amsterdam     v Juventus          
                                        
 1st legs April 9, return legs April 23 
   
32.7466RDGENG::MORRELLSlip Away....Fri Mar 21 1997 15:267
    >Borussia Dortmund  v Man Utd
    
    Hmmmm... I wonder who I will be cheering for.... 
    
    Cheers,
    
    	Rick.
32.7467IRNBRU::HOWARDShower me with sugar lumpsFri Mar 21 1997 15:321
    COME ON DORTMUND!!!!
32.7468arseIRNBRU::61549::SpikeWelcome to the Rimmer ExperienceFri Mar 21 1997 16:161
Howard, You're a trollop!!
32.7469United Fixture Pileup LoomingESSB::BLONGA Hat Trick of Premierships 93'94'&amp;96Mon Mar 24 1997 20:2415
Good result on Saturday with a 2-0 win at Goodison. Solskjaer and Cantona were
gifted goals by Gerrard the Everton Keeper. Big Peter made one super save, and
Dunc the Drunk should have been red carded for an elbow on David May, who has 
been called up by Hoddle to replace Pally in the English Squad. Beckham and
Gary Neville have also pulled out, but Neville will travel and be examined by
the English doctor. If he fails the test, he will be replaced by his brother 
Phillip. Big fixture issue is brewing with the Premiership. It Looks like 
United will have to play 4 matches in the last 8 days of the Championship run-in
The only free Wednesday we have between now and the end of the season is 
April 16th. United requested that the Newcastle game be played that night, but
the Premier league have said that Newcastle will play Chelsea that night. The
Middlesboro game has now been switched to Tuesday the 6th of May, leaving 
Thursday the 8th of May as the likely date for the Newcastle game. This is the
price of success in Europe. It will be interesting to see the outcome of this
problem. It could be an interesting last week.
32.7470Crazy.....PATE::POUNDERMon Mar 24 1997 23:217
    
    If that schedule is real, then it is scandalous. I don't care WHO has
    to go thru it, the fact is that too many important games are going to
    be played in short space of time.
    Injuries will again be a major issue with little recovery time.
    
    Trevor
32.7471Do they want everything on a plate???GYMAC::DCASSIDYTue Mar 25 1997 15:1810
    
    Ehhh, there happens to be another English team in Europe that doesn't
    seem to be whinging about it...then again this particular team are not
    unaccustomed to having to contend with fixture congestion caused by
    success. As their manager of the sixties and early seventies said...
    " Pressure caused by success...it is what every manager dreams of.!!!"
    
    Regards,
    
    Dezzz.  
32.7472Who said they were wingeing ?PATE::POUNDERTue Mar 25 1997 17:5217
    
    Dezzzz...they are not whingeing...I am "commenting".  And...as I said,
    my comments are for ALL teams who may face such a schedule.
    
    Success in Europe could be compromised IMHO opinion. Plus, team in the
    relegation zone would have a much-improved chance of beating a top team
    ...where others meeting them in their "prime" have less chance. So it
    affects issues elsewhere too...unfairly, again IMHO....
    
    Your comment on pressure with success is completely unrelated. That
    pressure is all about "expectation of success" from fans and media, the
    point in this debate is fatigue, injuries and ability to maintain
    concentration. 
    
    Christ I'm sounding more like Jimmy Hill every day   %^).....
    
    Trevor
32.7473LINGO::FOWLERMTue Mar 25 1997 19:157
    Ferguson is a whingeing git. He shouldn't have spawnily qualified for
    the cup if he wasn't ready to play the games. However, far be it from
    me to wish bad luck on an English team. Let's all hope that Dortmund
    stuff the Mancs out of sight so they can concentrate on the league.
    Then everyone will be happy.
    
    Mike
32.7474Dortmund's schedule just as tough!!!GYMAC::DCASSIDYThu Mar 27 1997 17:459
    
    Mike were you talking about Dortmund concentrating on the league...;-)
    
    They manage to sandwich 2 crushing defeats around their Euro success!!
    
    
    	Cheers,
    
    	Dezzz,                                                            
32.7475Title And Euro Run InESSB::BLONGA Hat Trick of Premierships 93'94'&amp;96Fri Mar 28 1997 19:2535
January
Sat 18  Coventry City   A  2-0     Giggs, Solskjaer
Sat 25  Wimbledon       H  1-1     Scholes             (FA Cup 4th Round)
Wed 29  Wimbledon       H  2-1     Giggs, Cole

February
Sat 1   Southampton     H  2-1     Pallister, Cantona
Tue 4   Wimbledon       A  0-1                         (FA Cup 4th Round Replay)
Wed 19  Arsenal         A  2-1     Cole, Solskjaer
Sat 22  Chelsea         A  1-1     Beckham

March
Sat 1   Coventry City   H  3-1     Cole, Poborsky, OG
Wed 5   Porto           H  4-0     May, Cantona, Giggs, Cole (E Cup QF 1st Leg)
Sat 8   Sunderland      A  1-2     OG
Sat 15  Sheff Wed       H  2-0     Cole, Poborsky
Wed 19  Porto           A  0-0                            (Euro Cup QF 2nd Leg)
Sat 22  Everton         A  2-0     Solskjaer, Cantona
April
Sat 5   Derby County    H
Wed 9   B.Dortmund      A                                 (Euro Cup SF 1st Leg)
Sat 12  Blackburn       A
Sat 19  Liverpool       A (Sky Live)
Wed 23  B.Dortmund      H                                 (Euro Cup SF 2nd Leg)

May
Sat 3   Leicester City  A (Sky Live)
Tue 6   Middlesboro     H
Sun 11  West Ham        H

TBA     Newcastle       H



32.7476Decision TodayESSB::BLONGA Hat Trick of Premierships 93'94'&amp;96Thu Apr 03 1997 16:1017
Thursday, April 3 1997 

Premiership chairmen will today consider Manchester United's
appeal for an extension to the season - which could see the title
decided as late as May 18. 

The reigning Premiership champions are angered by having to play
nine games, including two Champions League semi-finals, in the
final 36 days of the campaign due to end on May 11. 

Closest challengers Liverpool have a similar schedule, nine in 35
days. An added complication could arise if Liverpool reach the
European Cup-winners Cup Final on May 14. Premiership
chairmen must agree by a two-thirds majority to pass United's
request. 


32.7477PFA AwardsESSB::BLONGA Hat Trick of Premierships 93'94'&amp;96Thu Apr 03 1997 16:4818
 PLAYER OF THE YEAR                     
 David Beckham (Man Utd)                
 Roy Keane (Man Utd)                    
 Steve McManaman (Liverpool)            
 Alan Shearer (Newcastle)               
 Ian Wright (Arsenal)                   
 Gianfranco Zola (Chelsea).             
                                        
 YOUNG PLAYER OF THE YEAR               
 David Beckham (Man Utd)                
 Ole Gunnar Solskjaer (Man Utd)         
 Robbie Fowler (Liverpool)              
 Emile Heskey (Leicester)               
 Chris Perry (Wimbledon)                
 Patrick Vieira (Arsenal).              
                                        
 Awards to be announced on April 13.  

32.7478hard luckIRNBRU::GIBBONSThu Apr 03 1997 16:5115
Pathetic. This in the week that Man U. reconfirmed that Brian McClair is getting
a testimonial game against Celtic at OT - wish I could remember the date but it
is certainly this season. 
So the left hand complains - oh too many fixtures close together
and the right hand cheers - money, money, money. Lets play Celtic.

When the clubs get their own act together on fixtures and miss out pointless
games during critical run ins, then they will have a better case against the FA.

Danny.

PS - yes the celtic game is money to Man U. My understanding is the player gets
gate receipts but clubs keep the catering revenue and of course the little boost
the merchandising operation gets from a lot of visiting fans who also like Man U
and will buy stuff from the shop.
32.7479Choccy's NightESSB::BLONGA Hat Trick of Premierships 93'94'&amp;96Thu Apr 03 1997 17:008
United's gripe is not the amount of games they have to play, but that the 
Premier League want them to play 4 games in the last week of the season. United
are free on the week of the McClair testamonial(April 16th), but the Premier 
League will not fix their game against Newcastle for that week, because Chelsea
and Newcastle have arranged to play their postponed league game that night. So
United are free that week, so why shouldn't they play Celtic that night.

B@
32.7480VYGER::ALEXANDERMMARK ALEXANDERThu Apr 03 1997 17:0711
    Am I missing something here?  Why should Man Utd be allowed to have the
    season extended?  Someone at OT obviously thinks they are bigger than
    the Premiership.  I can fully sympathise with them having to play as
    many important games in such a short space of time, but thats what
    professional football players are paid to do.  
    
    It would be a different story if a lower division team had a back log of fixtures and requested
    the season be extended.  They would be laughed at and it would not even
    get to a hearing.
    
    Mark.
32.7481IRNBRU::61549::SpikeWelcome to the Rimmer ExperienceThu Apr 03 1997 17:3010
>    Am I missing something here?  Why should Man Utd be allowed to have the
>    season extended?  Someone at OT obviously thinks they are bigger than
>    the Premiership.  I can fully sympathise with them having to play as
>    many important games in such a short space of time, but thats what
>    professional football players are paid to do.

This would benefit other teams especially Liverpool as much as Utd and is a
reasonable request. As the saying goes, If you don't ask, you won't get.

Rgds, Steve.
32.7482Moan, moan, moan !CHEFS::EDWARDSDThu Apr 03 1997 17:3229
    Errr, I think you'll find that Utd, Liverpool and Newcastle are trying
    to get the season extended.  Newcastle are in a similar predicament to
    Utd in that they may have to play Saturday, Tuesday, Thursday and
    Sunday in the final week of the season.
    
    >I can fully sympathise with them having to play as many important
    >games in such a short space of time, but thats what professional
    >football players are paid to do.
    
    Is that right ?  Well, as a football fan, I pay my money to see my team
    play to the best of their ability - I do not want to see a team of
    reserves/cripples playing simply because the F.A has cocked up the
    fixture schedule.  As things stand, Utd will have 3 home games in under
    a week, and 4 games in 8 days.  This is a) not great for my pocket and
    b) not fair on players who will have no time at all to recover from any
    slight injuries/strains that are inevitably picked up during a game. 
    Remember these are not simply end-of-season, meaningless games.  Utd
    will play Leicester, Middlesboro, Newcastle and West Ham.  At least 2
    of those teams will probbaly be involved in the relegation fight, and
    Newcastle will be challenging for Europe (at least) and possibly the
    title.
    
    The annoying thing about all this is that the FA could have sorted it
    out if they'd have taken notice of concerns raised by Ferguson and
    Dalglish weeks ago.  As things stand, Chelsea play Newcastle on the
    16th and Coventry on the 12th.  If Coventry had agreed to switch their
    game with Chelsea to the 16th, then Chelsea could play Newcastle on the
    12th, and Utd could play Newcastle on the 16th.  A tad confusing but
    problem solved !
32.7483RDGENG::MORRELLSlip Away....Thu Apr 03 1997 17:4720
    > PLAYER OF THE YEAR
    > David Beckham (Man Utd)
    > Roy Keane (Man Utd)
    > Steve McManaman (Liverpool)
    > Alan Shearer (Newcastle)
    > Ian Wright (Arsenal)
    > Gianfranco Zola (Chelsea).
    >
    > YOUNG PLAYER OF THE YEAR
    > David Beckham (Man Utd)
    > Ole Gunnar Solskjaer (Man Utd)
    > Robbie Fowler (Liverpool)
    > Emile Heskey (Leicester)
    > Chris Perry (Wimbledon)
    >
    > Patrick Vieira (Arsenal).
    >
    > Awards to be announced on April 13.
    
    What about Carlton Palmer....
32.7484CHEFS::EDWARDSDThu Apr 03 1997 17:503
    What's the age limit for the Young Player of the Year ?  I'm fairly
    certain that Ole (Ole Ole Ole) is the same age as Macmanamananamanan,
    and yet they're nominated in different categories.
32.7485Keano and Becks for another Double??ESSB::BLONGA Hat Trick of Premierships 93'94'&amp;96Thu Apr 03 1997 17:511
It used to be Under 23
32.7486Go on let them dooooo itCHEFS::JAMESPThu Apr 03 1997 18:2519
    
    
    re; fixture backlog
    
    It is about time the FA looked at the footy season and made a few
    amendments.  We have had changes to just about everything over the past
    10 years or so ie Rules/TV/Merchandise/transfer prices/Stadiums etc
    
    It would benefit the majority of the footy public, and teams if the
    season was changed plus a xmas break was introduced.  
    
    The whole structure needs to be re examined in a similar way in which
    Rugby League has recently done.
    
    I have no argument with Man U etc wanting to increase the length of the
    season the more we can help our teams in Europe then the bigger
    interest this will generate in our domestic season.
    
    Frank Carson News at Ten
32.7487too many teams in the premiershipVYGER::BONINIMThu Apr 03 1997 19:208
    I don't imagine that Man Utd (or for that matter Celtic) will either
    
    a) play a full strength side for a testimonial
 or b) play with the same effort that they would for a league/euro match
    
    so the "coinin' it in " arguement is irrelevant
    
    
32.7488Dont Miss The PointVYGER::ALEXANDERMMARK ALEXANDERThu Apr 03 1997 19:3711
    My argument is that no one club should be able to have the season
    extended.  I did not know at the time of writing my last reply that
    Newcastle and Liverpool also would like the season to be extended (Can
    not understand why Newcastle want the season extended as there not
    going to win anything anyway!).  
    
    But I still do not reckon the FA would listen to two or three lower division teams wanting the season
    extended.  I also agree that the Testimonial game is irrelvant as they
    are normally played in good spirit especially in this case.
    
    Mark.
32.7489VYGER::ALEXANDERMMARK ALEXANDERThu Apr 03 1997 19:404
    See Note 603.21 point.1 it shows that I am not the only person who
    believes that players are payed to play as many games as needs be.
    
    Mark.
32.7490LINGO::FOWLERMThu Apr 03 1997 19:5412
    I think the answer is to cut the size of the Premiership to 18. In
    fact, we should do it this year. Five down, three up. 8-)
    
    There is no way that the season should be extended. Footballers do
    nothing. They should just have a day off training after the game. The
    evil Mancs expect all the kids in their youth teams to play about
    seventy games a week. Blinkin' double standards.
    
    You never hear Villa complain about fixture backlog. Take a leaf from
    our book and get knocked out of everything as early as possible. 8-)
    
    Mike
32.7491IRNBRU::61549::SpikeWelcome to the Rimmer ExperienceThu Apr 03 1997 20:0611
>>    My argument is that no one club should be able to have the season
>>    extended. 

>>    Mark.

Who said one team can? Why do you think this meeting has been called and why do
you think there is the need to have a 2/3 majority for something to change?
Some of you seen so paranoid about anything Alex says and immediately assume
that Utd are trying to do something underhand. 

Rgds, Steve.
32.7492Quality not quantityCHEFS::KIRKPATRICKJCrushed by a DwarfThu Apr 03 1997 21:4724
    
    At this level, playing four highly competitive games in eight days is
    absurd (as is playing eight in 24 days as Wimbledon had to recently).
    The argument that players are paid to play is a nonsense - I am paid to
    do a 37 hour week - does that mean I shouldn't complain if asked to
    work 37 hours non-stop?
    
    The fixture list is in need of a major overhaul; the game is faster and
    more physical than ever and the price of failure considerably greater
    than just a season or two with lower gates. The Coca-cola Cup is an
    anachronism and should revert to being the football league cup ie
    contested solely by clubs in the Nationwide league - this is
    straight-forward now that the winner does not qualify for Europe.
    The premiership should be 18 clubs and the fixture list should take into 
    account international games at the start of the season. Premiership chairman
    can no longer whinge about loss of revenue - TV income more than makes
    up the shortfall.
    
    Quantity does not produce quality - the more games you ask teams to
    play, the lower the standard of football played.
    
    
    Jeff
     
32.7493McClair is a damned turncoat !PATE::POUNDERThu Apr 03 1997 22:3110
    
    1) Carefull....some of you nearly agree with me now on the crazy
       schedule "debate" !!  You'll be getting a bad name...
    
    2) Danny..pi$$ off !  McClair deserves a testi, stop wingeing about
       timing and dosh until you check facts.
    
    3) Good to see that all the worst affected clubs are together on this.
    
    Trevor 
32.7494The Birds + The BeesVYGER::ALEXANDERMMARK ALEXANDERFri Apr 04 1997 19:0710
   "2) Danny..pi$$ off !  McClair deserves a testi, stop wingeing about 
    timing and dosh until you check facts."
    
    Trevor, just as a matter of interest what facts may these be?
    
    Mark.
    
    Ps. I think you have a bit of a nerve to complain about anyone wingeing
    in NOTES, because as a relatively new user I presumed your were our
    very own Gerry McNee.
32.7495Cole the GoalESSB::BLONGA Hat Trick of Premierships 93'94'&amp;96Fri Apr 04 1997 19:2613
Off Soccernet

Andy Cole hopes to carry on where he left off as Manchester
United face Derby at Old Trafford tomorrow. 

Three weeks ago, the injury-plagued striker limped out of the
action four minutes after scoring the opening goal in the win over
Sheffield Wednesday. 

A groin strain forced him to miss the next two games the
European Cup quarter-final in Porto and the 2-0 win at Everton
two weeks ago, but is back at just the right time and scored a
superb goal for the reserves in midweek.
32.7496PFA POTYESSB::BLONGA Hat Trick of Premierships 93'94'&amp;96Fri Apr 04 1997 19:3346
Off Soccernet

David Beckham could crown his remarkable season with a double
triumph that would match the spectacular launch he provided with
his goal from halfway against Wimbledon. 

The 21-year-old Manchester United and England midfielder has
been short-listed for both of the Professional Footballers'
Association awards - the young player and player-of-the-year
categories. 

But he faces strong opposition for the main award from Chelsea's
Gianfranco Zola - who has won the vote of England captain
Alan Shearer, despite scoring the goal that gave Italy their crucial
World Cup win at Wembley. 

Beckham's double nomination shows how impressed his fellow
professionals have been by his contribution to United's season. 

Andy Gray was the only player to win both awards in the same
season during his Aston Villa days 20 years ago. He has been one
of Beckham's greatest advocates in his role as Sky Sports' top
football pundit. 

The winners will be revealed on Sunday, April 13, and Manchester
United manager Alex Ferguson said: 'It is nice for David to be
recognised by his fellow professionals in this way. 

'These are the awards that have a special meaning for players
because they make the final choice themselves.' 

Beckham's outrageous strike against Wimbledon on the season's
opening day set the trend for a series of fine goals and stylish
displays, helping to establish United as clear favourites to retain
the Premiership title. 

He faces competition from Old Trafford in both categories -
Norwegian striker Ole Solskjaer for the young player trophy, and
Republic of Ireland man Roy Keane for the senior award. 

Zola and Shearer, a winner in Blackburn's 1995 championship
season, are also nominees for player of the year, with the
diminutive Chelsea star getting Shearer's vote. The Newcastle
marksman said: 'Zola is my choice as player of the year even
though he did hurt us at Wembley.' 
32.7497Rich coming from you..check TB notes !!PATE::POUNDERSat Apr 05 1997 02:368
    re -3
    
    Mark...I may state facts, I may even offer opinion. I don't winge very
    much....like the other noter, go check first.
    
    BTW - Gerry McNee ??  I'd rather be compared to a kippers arse....
    
    TeePee
32.7498Anybody want a Premiership ???GYMAC::DCASSIDYMon Apr 07 1997 12:444
    
    Oh Dear....
    
    
32.7499Obviously not Liverpool !!!CHEFS::16.37.8.164::MadAre you suggesting coconuts migrate ?Mon Apr 07 1997 13:001
32.7500Handbags at 20 pacesCHEFS::16.37.8.164::MadAre you suggesting coconuts migrate ?Mon Apr 07 1997 13:036
What's the beef with Ferguson and Arsene Wenger then.......Very Bitchy




Mad
32.7501Nail Biting Times aheadESSB::BLONGA Hat Trick of Premierships 93'94'&amp;96Mon Apr 07 1997 17:1513
Crazy results over the weekend, with United inviting the Pool to take over at 
the top, and they saying no thank's. United went down to Derby 3-2 at O.T. on 
Saturday, while the Pool went down 2-1 to Coventry at Anfield yeaterday. Arsenal
won 3-0 at Chelsea on Saturday morning, and have the easiest run-in of all the
top teams. United's next 3 league games are all away, and in that time Liverpool
will play 4 times and Arsenal 4 times, and come May 5th Arsenal will have one 
game left, Liverpool 2, and United 3. An exciting last week(or two) of the 
season is in store. A 15 or 16 point haul would see us Champions imo, but there
are a few twists and turns to happen yet. The European games could have a big
bearing on the run-in, so watch out for the Gunners coming up the rails on 
the inside.

B@
32.7502Wenger 1 Ferguson 0MILE::JENKINSMon Apr 07 1997 17:175
    
    Wenger said he didn't want the season extended. Ferguson burst into
    tears.
    
    Richard.
32.7503CHEFS::EDWARDSDMon Apr 07 1997 17:296
    >Wenger said he didn't want the season extended. Ferguson burst into
    >tears.
    
    Close.  Wenger said he didn't want the season extended.  Ferguson 
    said that as Wenger was a Johnny Foreigner, his opinions are not welcome 
    in this country and that he should pi$$ off back to Japan !
32.7504RDGENG::MORRELLSlip Away....Mon Apr 07 1997 17:4111
    >Ferguson said that as Wenger was a Johnny Foreigner, his opinions are
    >not welcome in this country.
    
    Says Mr. Ferguson who also happens to be a Johnny Foreigner when we're
    talking about the ENGLISH Premiership....
    
    Cheers,
    
    	Rick.
    
    
32.7505Off SoccernetESSB::BLONGA Hat Trick of Premierships 93'94'&amp;96Mon Apr 07 1997 20:2424
32.7506And MoreESSB::BLONGA Hat Trick of Premierships 93'94'&amp;96Mon Apr 07 1997 20:2834
Monday, April 7 1997 

Manchester United flew out to Germany today to prepare for the
first leg of their European Cup semi-final with Borussia Dortmund
with manager Alex Ferguson insisting his defenders will be all
right on the night. 

Ferguson laid into his back four after a catalogue of errors
allowed Derby to inflict a 3-2 Old Trafford defeat on Saturday. 

But with David May set to return for United's first European Cup
semi-final for 28 years, Ferguson believes the shock loss could
have provided his men with the ideal reminder to keep it tight at
the back. 

================================================================================

Monday, April 7 1997 

Manchester United will go into extra time this week as Alex
Ferguson seeks to find the key to post-European tie victory. 

Like most English clubs, United have always flown back
immediately after an away European Cup match this season even
though it has often meant late-night departures and early morning
arrivals back in Manchester. 

But this week they will stay in Germany as Ferguson strives to
alleviate the problems caused by players not getting home until
dawn and the difficulties of preparing for the weekend match. 

================================================================================


32.7507Give it StickESSB::BLONGA Hat Trick of Premierships 93'94'&amp;96Wed Apr 09 1997 20:215
Huge game tonight. I can't see United winning tonight and a draw would be a 
wonderful result(no 0-0 please). I expect them to be beaten tonight, but 
hopefully we can keep it to something like 2-1

B@
32.7508Reds lose but can still get there...CHEFS::JAMESPThu Apr 10 1997 12:5445
    
    
    United get beat 1-0 by a team that although missing some 5 regulars
    looked very good when counter attacking.
    
    United missing May and the big dane looked very shakey in defence.
    Pallister was beaten several times in the air and for my money is not
    the same player he was.  ( chance for one of the Neville's to move
    across??).
    
    May for me has been Utd's best player this season and was sorely
    missed, the central partnership was pulled in all sorts of directions.
    
    Butt played well but Keane and especially Beckham had games they would
    rather forget, Keane picking up a needless booking and will now miss
    the 2nd leg.. when will he learn ?  Although they ran about alot there
    passing was rubbish and they continualy let Dortmunds midfield run 
    straight onto Utd's back four. If Dortmund had used there extra man 
    then Utd could have been in real trouble.
    
    Up front Utd's front two were isolated although when they had good
    periods of the game the chances they created should have ensured a
    victory. ie Cantona over the bar in the first half facing the keeper
    and in the second half Beckham beating the Keeper but the defender
    cleared the ball off the six yard box.
    
    Van den Gow in goal made a couple of good stops in the first half but
    looked a tad shakey on crosses and when he missed one in the second
    half Cantona cleared off the line.  Rule one for keepers if you call,
    you take it if you have to thump your own team then so be it.
    
    The goal was unfortunate a average shot that took a slight deflection
    off Pallister and beat the keeper. I thought he should have got it
    certainly the Viking would have.
    
    Well Dortmund don't lose to many away from home but I still believe
    that Utd can get there.  I feel that Giggs is the key player and needs
    to play the 2nd leg like he did against Porto.  He was a tad out of
    sorts yesterday and did'nt really get to the bi line, however I'm sure
    this will change.
    
    This was a unbiased report from a Chelsea fan.          
    
    
    
32.7509My 2p worth.CHEFS::WILLIAMSAI wanna be LukeThu Apr 10 1997 13:3319
    My equally unbiased view of things:
    
    They were shite, bloody Manchester....
    
    Actually I thought they were unlucky, a minor panic when the keeper
    looked as though he might be injured, but basically Utd were soaking up
    the pressure. I thought that whoever missed the rebound after the ball
    hit the post (Solskjar??? (can't speell)) needed a slap. Good clearance
    from Cantona off the line, didn't look as though it needed it until you
    saw the replay. As for the goal, I also thought the goalie could've got
    it, he seemed to move his arms really late, the deflection wasn't that
    wicked, and I agree Rudolph would probably have got that.
    
    So now back up t'North for replay. I think Utd will have a problem
    here, as they press forward looking for goals, the Germans countered
    soooo quickly, they'll have to get their passing game together more
    than last night, and hopefully Beckham will remember how to pass.
    
    Alen.
32.7510replay = 2nd leg!CHEFS::WILLIAMSAI wanna be LukeThu Apr 10 1997 13:351
    
32.7512Tactical game!!GYMAC::DCASSIDYThu Apr 10 1997 14:2720
    
    Well, I thought United blew it last night but other people watching the
    game seemed to have very different views of what we were all
    watching...some even went to say that Dortmund should have won 4-0.
    
    Not much wrong with United's performance except Giggs and Beckham had
    atrocious games. Neville was very good. 
    
    United are now chasing the game and with Sammer back and no Keane in
    midfield the 'FireHead' could run riot. A little more dicipline in
    front of goal and United could be paying me a visit in Munich...
    
    Ah well lets see if Liverpool do any better tonight....
    
    
    Regards,
    
    Dezzz.
               
    
32.7513CHEFS::EDWARDSDThu Apr 10 1997 14:3616
    A fair review that Dezzz - I thought Utd missed a great chance to get a
    decent result last night.  In the first-half they were awful and simply
    showed Dortmund far too much respect.  When they actually decided to
    "get in amongst 'em", the impact of losing players like Sammer and
    Kohler was there to be seen.  Dortmund's defence was very poor and Utd
    could/should have scored.
    
    For Utd, I thought Giggs and (especially) Beckham were very poor.  It
    turns out that Giggs has got some kind of groin strain so perhaps that
    might explain his performance.  Beckham was dreadful though.  Perhaps
    the fact that he already has a yellow card against his name was playing
    on his mind - at it obviously was with other players like Keane and
    Cantona.  Plus points were the performances of Neville, Johnsen and (in
    the second half) Nicky Butt.  
    
    A lot to do now though.  My money would be on a 1-1 at Old Trafford.
32.7514All to Play ForESSB::BLONGA Hat Trick of Premierships 93'94'&amp;96Thu Apr 10 1997 16:1013
United have an awful lot to do in a fortnight. We badly needed an away goal, as 
I don't believe we will keep them scorless in the return. We live in hope. An
early goal and the atmosphere of the Porto game and we might just pull it off.
Keane will be missed, but we did without him in the Porto game. Cantona, Butt,
Solksjaer, and Beckham, all had great chances last night to get us that away
goal, but it was not to be. Dortmund have some class players to return for the
2nd leg, and it promises to be another great European night at O.T. 
I'm glad I have my ticket. But it's back to the defence of the Premiership this
weekend and a local derby with Blackburn. 3 points are a must after last 
weekend's disaster, and with Big Peter, May, and Giggs, all doubtful, we will
have our hands full.

B@
32.7515oh, I'm Gutted........8-)CHEFS::16.43.128.138::MadAre you suggesting coconuts migrate ?Thu Apr 10 1997 16:3113
Off IRN

FOOTBALL 

  Manchester United have failed in their attempt to get the season extended 
because of a fixture back log. 
  The Premier League have rejected their appeal, and now Alex Ferguson's men
face 4 games in the last 8 days of the current term. 


Mad


32.7516Off SoccernetESSB::BLONGA Hat Trick of Premierships 93'94'&amp;96Thu Apr 10 1997 16:5170
Thursday, April 10 1997 

Rhys Williams, of the London Evening Standard, reports from
Dortmund 

A typically Teutonic display of first-rate commitment, cohesion and
application for the whole 90 minutes. And that was just the fans. 

Club colours that make the old Arsenal away strip appear a study
in design restraint left most of the Westfalenstadion looking as
though someone had been careless with a highlighter pen. The
future's bright, the future's Borussia Dortmund's own brand of
day-glo yellow. 

About 45,000 supporters sensed it and sang it. From the first to
final blast of referee Nikolai Levnikov's whistle, they marked the
meter of their side's measured football, briefly purloining the
anthem that, for a while last summer at least, made us feel
hopeful about our own game again. Until the Germans came
along, of course. 

Football's coming home, they chanted. But before Dortmund eyes
become prematurely fixed on the prize, the Champions Cup final
in Munich on 28 May, there's a trip to Old Trafford in a
fortnight, although fears they may hold about that match will be
eased by the return from suspension of their inspirational captain
and European Footballer of the Year, Matthias Sammer, and by
the absence of Roy Keane. 

The Irish international was unlucky to receive a second yellow
card for being in the vicinity of Paulo Sousa when Dortmund's
Portuguese playmaker tumbled on the uneven turf. In fact, 
Manchester United as a whole didn't enjoy the run of the green,
partly because there wasn't exactly a surfeit of the stuff around,
and what there was cut up more readily than an overcooked
cauliflower. 

Although they were well below their best last night, United did
have the two clearest chances to carry the tie before Rene
Tretschok's deflected strike on 76 minutes swung the game the
Germans' way. With the keeper well beaten, Nicky Butt hit the
post and David Beckham saw his shot cleared off the line by
Martin Kree. 

Both strikes were launched by deliciously precise passes from Eric
Cantona and both came during a 25-minute spell after the break
when United found a tempo and fluency that otherwise eluded
them most of the night. Poor Beckham, in particular, seemed
cursed by a lavatorial version of the Midas touch whereby
everything he touched turned into anything but gold. 

In mitigation, United had to cope with two late withdrawals: David
May on the day after straining a thigh in training the previous
evening, and Peter Schmeichel 35 minutes before kick-off following
a muscle tear in his back. 

After their first game against Juventus last autumn, Alex Ferguson
said if you hand possession to the opposition at this level, they'll
cut your throat. Time after time in the first half, United gave
Dortmund the ball. It happened for the goal as well, when the sin
was compounded by a failure to close Tretschok down. As it is,
United fly home today with a scratch rather any serious arterial
damage. 

'We underachieved with a lot of disappointing performances,'
Ferguson said afterwards. 'The disappointing thing is that we
haven't scored away from home, which is always important, and
now we have to attack Dortmund knowing that we cannot concede
a goal.' 

32.7517Player Ratings off the NetESSB::BLONGA Hat Trick of Premierships 93'94'&amp;96Thu Apr 10 1997 16:5343
Raimond van der Gouw 6: Only knew he was definitely playing 40
minutes before kick-off. Competent but lacked Peter Schmeichel's
massive presence. 

Gary Neville 7: Yet another consistent performance from the England
international. 

Denis Irwin 8: The steady man of the United team. Delivered his usual
sound performance. 

Ronnie Johnsen 7: Threw his body bravely in way of shots and failed to
buckle under Dortmund's first-half pressure. 

Gary Pallister 7: Clearly amazed by some of the referee's decisions
against him but his experience ensured he maintained total
concentration. 

Eric Cantona 7: Like many of the United players, came stronger in the
second half but couldn't provide the inspiration to score the vital away
goal. 

Nicky Butt 9: Outstanding performer on the night. A tenacious
midfield terrier who deserved to crown his display with a goal. 

David Beckham 6: Some surprising lapses in control by the England
international. He also wasted one of United's great second half scoring
chances. 

Ryan Giggs 8: Displayed some of the wing sorcery that makes him such
a threat in European games. 

Roy Keane 7: After an untidy start, the tough Irishman formed a good
partnership with Butt but will miss the second leg after receiving his
second yellow card. 

Ole-Gunnar Solskjaer 7: Hard-working but struggled to shake off the
resolute German markers. 

Alex Ferguson 8: Instructed his team to defend deep and then break in
search of a priceless away goal. The strategy should have worked in the
second half. 


32.7518unlucky...NOYTCHEFS::JAMESPThu Apr 10 1997 16:5714
    
    RE: 7516
    >>>>keane Irish international was unlucky to receive a second yellow
    card for being in the vicinity of Paulo Sousa when Dortmund's
    Portuguese playmaker tumbled on the uneven turf.
    
    No he was'nt, it was a crap tackle in a area that did'nt provide any
    threat to Utd.
    
    He might be a good player but time and time again he is suspended coz
    he's headstrong...
    
    Pj
        
32.7519IRNBRU::HOWARDShower me with sugar lumpsThu Apr 10 1997 17:114
    I don't think United can bleat about diving, Beckham was at it as
    well....
    
    Ray....
32.7520Good result, especially if they were poorPATE::POUNDERThu Apr 10 1997 21:0918
    
    We didn't get the B.D. v Man U game on ESPN2 yesterday like I thought.
    We did get the Ajax v Juventus game though. Man U game will be shown in
    a couple of days time....so can't comment on the performances but I
    can't see too much dissappointment down Old Trafford way at the 1-0
    loss away from home to a class team like B.D.
    
    However...from the reports earlier in here, methinks Man U may need 3
    goals to win as it would appear that the defence is poor and likely to
    lose a goal.....
    
    Think (and hope) Man U will make it to the final. Certainly looks like
    it will be against Juventus, unless Ajax do something extraordinary in
    the 2nd leg in Turin....
    
    
    Trevor
    
32.75213 points and less injuries PleaseESSB::BLONGA Hat Trick of Premierships 93'94'&amp;96Fri Apr 11 1997 17:075
Reports say thet Schmeichel, May, Irwin, Giggs, and Solskjaer will all miss the
game against Blackburn tomorrow. It 3 points or nothing tomorrow, anything less
and our Premiership chances will start to fade.

B@
32.7522VYGER::STEELEJMon Apr 14 1997 09:096
    well done to b.dortmund. looks like it`s the end of the road for united
    as borussia are even better away from home in europe.
    
    Man Utd 1 B.Dortmund 2 (agg. 1--3 )
    
    j.s
32.7523Great Win at Ewood, United 3 One Season Wonders 2ESSB::BLONGA Hat Trick of Premierships 93'94'&amp;96Mon Apr 14 1997 17:1412
Great win at the weekend, with Cole the Goal in majestic form, scoring one and
making the other two. Eric had a spot kick saved by Flowers when the score was 
0-0. Scholes and Cantona were the other scorers. By all accounts United played 
very well considering all the injuries, and coupled with the heated atmosphere
the 3 points at the end of the day were just what we required to set us up for
the Liverpool game next saturday morning. With the Pool and Arsenal both 
winning, the gap is still 3 points. Liverpool play Everton away on Wednesday, so
they should be level with us come Saturday. It's going to be a nail biting
finish to the season, but we just have to aim for 5 wins out of 5 and then 
nobody can catch us.

B@
32.7524David Beckham, PFA Young Player of the YearESSB::BLONGA Hat Trick of Premierships 93'94'&amp;96Mon Apr 14 1997 22:1227
Man United 14 Apr 1997 

BECKHAM SCOOPS YOUNG PFA AWARD

Manchester United's David Beckham has been named the PFA
Young Player of the Year, and also came second behind Alan
Shearer for the Players' Player of Year award. 

Beckham's award was expected after such a remarkable season. He
has become an England regular under Glenn Hoddle and has
scored several spectacular goals this season, including lobbing
Wimbledon 'keeper Neil Sullivan from inside his own half. 

Arsenal's striker Ian Wright, who has had a recent revival to his
England career, came third in the awards, which are voted on by
all professional footballers. 

The award for Shearer comes as no real surprise, following his
heroics in Euro '96 with England followed by a stunning first
season with Newcastle, for whom he has scored 24 goals, 21 of
them coming in the FA Carling Premiership. 

Leicester's powerful young forward Emile Heskey, scorer of a
last-minute equaliser in the Coca-Cola Cup final last week, was
runner-up to Beckham, with last year's winner Robbie Fowler
coming third. 

32.7525Cole the GoalESSB::BLONGA Hat Trick of Premierships 93'94'&amp;96Mon Apr 14 1997 22:1435
32.7526United are PreparedESSB::BLONGA Hat Trick of Premierships 93'94'&amp;96Mon Apr 14 1997 22:19106
32.7527CHOCCY TESTIMONIALVYGER::STEELEJWed Apr 16 1997 08:189
          SOUTHERN TIMS 1 NORTHERN TIMS 2
      
    
    What were the team selections?
    Does anyone know..care.
    
    J&D
    
    
32.7528Choccy Cleans UpESSB::BLONGA Hat Trick of Premierships 93'94'&amp;96Wed Apr 16 1997 14:248
All I heard on the radio this morning was that United played a strong selection
in the first half, and led 1-0 with a goal from Keano on the stroke of half 
time. Celtic then scored twice in the last 15 minutes through Hay.
43,743 turned up in honour of Choccy, and the game had to be put back 20 
minutes to let the large crowd in.

B@  

32.7529Whats he gonna do ?PATE::POUNDERWed Apr 16 1997 20:517
    
    Glad to hear the fans turned out in numbers for this.  Anyway...the 
    question I have....whats the rumours/scoop on his future ?  I know he
    is highly regarded by the "coaching schools", didn't he take the course
    very early in his career ?  Does he have a future at ManU ? 
    
    Trevor
32.7530CHEFS::EDWARDSDWed Apr 16 1997 21:028
    Trevor,
    
    "Choccy" has just been offered a one-year extension to his contract
    which I presume he will accept.  He is very highly thought of at the
    club and I fully expect him to take on a coaching position of some kind
    when his days of being "Supersub" are over.
    
    
32.7531A club assetPATE::POUNDERWed Apr 16 1997 21:456
    
    Thanks Dave, I'm pleased for him.....what a pity my club couldn't do
    the same with Paul McStay....these guys are future coaches and
    managers, not just "old" players.....
    
    Trevor
32.7532Boy with potentialIB002::BREADIEThu Apr 17 1997 16:015
    YUP i AGREE mCCLAIR HAS BEEN AN EXCELLENT PROFESSIONAL WHO WOULD MAKE A
    GOOD COACH FOR THE YOUTH SQUAD. I always rated him, and he intelligent.
    This is prooved in two ways:
    1) He has a university degree
    2) He left celtic
32.7533All strikers leave Celtic though ?PATE::POUNDERThu Apr 17 1997 19:286
    
    Oh Den....how could say that !   Anyway, the inside scoop on McClair
    leaving Celtic was that he was just too damned ugly for us...he HAD to
    go !  %^)
    
    Trevor
32.7534dogs giftVYGER::STEELEJFri Apr 18 1997 10:322
    When does stubbs and cadete leave then ?
    
32.7535Briains brainsMOVIES::BRANKINFri Apr 18 1997 14:328
>    YUP i AGREE mCCLAIR HAS BEEN AN EXCELLENT PROFESSIONAL WHO WOULD MAKE A
>    GOOD COACH FOR THE YOUTH SQUAD. I always rated him, and he intelligent.
>    This is prooved in two ways:
>    1) He has a university degree
>    2) He left celtic


Hmmm. I know some stupid people who have university degrees. 
32.7536From the PA.....MARVEL::SUPPORTAutomatic Patch Entry SystemFri Apr 18 1997 14:5913
            
    
            Manchester United have had another bid for an extension
            to the season turned down.
    
            The reigning English champions, who face playing their
            last four games in nine days, applied to the Premier
            League for an extension to the season but were refused
            last week.
    
            Now the club have written to the Football Association
            asking for a review of that decision but have been
            rejected.
32.7537Gutted!...IRNBRU::HOWARDShower me with sugar lumpsMon Apr 21 1997 16:178
    Well, ManU won 3-1 against a chronic L'pool with David James having the
    kind of game that can ruin a career, (the guy was truly awful). That's
    the title now for ManU as Chris Sutton's totally disgusting show of bad
    sportsmanship set up Blackburn's injury-time equaliser against
    Arsenal, which is a shame as it would be nice to see the title go down
    to the last game of the season....
    
    Ray....
32.7538CHEFS::EDWARDSDMon Apr 21 1997 16:245
    >it would be nice to see the title go down to the last game of the
    >season.
    
    It still might Ray.  Anyway, don't talk cr*p ! You'd be quite happy if
    the title was already over providing the winners were ABU !!!!!!!
32.7539 The Gazetta was too busy talking about Vialli making peace with Gullitt...VARESE::TRNUX1::IDC_BSTRMon Apr 21 1997 16:293
    Match report, anyone? Incredibly enough, all I know is the result.
    
    Dom
32.7540IRNBRU::61549::SpikeWelcome to the Rimmer ExperienceMon Apr 21 1997 17:2924
  All I saw was the goals. All three came from corners. 

  The first was a cracking header from Pally that nearly broke the back of
  the net. James not to blame but the defence allowed Pally a totally free
  header from about 10yrds out which he gratefully took.

  The second much the same only Pally was under a little pressure and the
  header was fairly weak. If James had stayed put on his line he would
  have had a simply catch to save the goal. Instead he came charging out
  got nowhere near the ball and the header went through the space he had
  just vacated.

  Third goal the ball was crossed to the far post no more than 2 yrds out
  from the goal line and James should have simply plucked the ball out of
  the air. No one was pressurising him and the nearest Utd player Cole was
  simply standing at the back post assuming it was the keepers ball.
  Somehow James completely missed the ball and it hit a surprised Cole and
  went in.  

  He sure would have taking some stick when he got back into the dressing
  room.

  Rgds, Steve.

32.7541IRNBRU::HOWARDShower me with sugar lumpsMon Apr 21 1997 18:496
>>> It still might Ray.  Anyway, don't talk cr*p ! You'd be quite happy 
>>> the title was already over providing the winners were ABU !!!!!!!
    
    Yep, fair comment!...
    
    Ray....
32.7542LINGO::FOWLERMMon Apr 21 1997 19:036
    Not at all. I'd be ecstatic for it to go to the wire, and for Roy Keane
    to give away a penalty in injury time which hands the championship to
    some other team. Don't care who. as long as it's not Scunthorpe. Which
    probably isn't that likely. 8-)
    
    Mike
32.7543Looks like it's all sewn up...VARESE::TRNUX1::IDC_BSTRTue Apr 22 1997 14:2013
    re: .7540 
    Thanks a lot, Steve.
    
    As it happens, I saw the goals/highlights on Italian TV last night.
    David James does seem to be in the Grobelaar/Gary Sprake tradition,
    i.e. brilliant save one minute and an absolute howler the next. 
    
    That game won't have done Liverpool's morale a lot of good for
    Thursday. If they can somehow pull the tie round against PSG, then
    it'll be a near miracle. ManU have got quite a game on their hands too.
    Are May, Giggs and co. back to fitness now?
    
    Dom
32.7544CHEFS::EDWARDSDTue Apr 22 1997 15:21218
    Hi Dom,
    
    Sorry for the delay in getting you the match report.  I didn't go to
    the game myself, but have included a report from a lad off the mailing
    list.  For those of a nervous disposition, I think I"ve managed to edit
    out all those nasty swear words .....
    
    
Once in the dreary and grim area of Murkydive we were directed to a 
dual-carriageway at least a mile and half away from the ground.  Brilliant
organisation that was! I thought it`d be a right laugh  walking through the
throng of angry grannystabbers if we`d beaten  them. Still, at the back of my
mind I was just so desperate for us to  win and enjoy the feeling of milking it
in their own backyard that I  wouldn`t have minded getting a slap for it! ;-)
Once out of the bus the 60 strong London reds walked in small groups  to the
ground, some making for the off-license (and I get called a  pisshead!) while
most of us just went straight there quietly. Kerry  walked with me while the two
old farts (Des and Kevin) walked behind. Even at 9:30am the place was quite
busy. The streets immediately  surrounding the ground were packed with scousers,
half wearing red  tops while the others wore them disgusting cream-coloured
tops. And I  thought some of our previous away shirts were crap! As we walked 
quietly through the red crowd we saw scousers holding buckets  collecting money
for the striking dockers and thought of what Peter  Hargreaves had said. Not
that I would give my cash to a scouser  anyway! They`re more than capable of
helping theirselves to your cash  without even asking anyway! I also remember
upsetting a scouse United  fan on our coach just before we got to the ground.
Everyone was  wondering how 60 of us would discreetly walk the mile and a half
to  the ground and not look like United fans. In my usual style of wit I  said
that if we all walked up the road with a hub-cap under our arms  we`d be fine. I
then said that it would be a good idea to put a  freshly toasted "Pop Tart" into
your back pocket so that when one of  these thieving charlies dips his hand into
your pocket to help  himself to your cash he`ll break the soft crusty shell of
the "Pop  Tart" then scold his scabby little fingers. Everyone but this scouser 
in the coach pissed themselves but he took great offense and said  that
Manchester had crime as well. One other witty red said that  Mancs didn`t make a
culture out of it which put the scouser straight. We arrived outside the United
end just as the United coach drove by  empty then saw the Liverpool coach pull
in to a rapturous reception.  If they didn`t know we weren`t scousers before
then they did now cos   we were the only ones not applauding. Unfortunately,
because we`d  arrived so early (Thanks Ralph for making us leave Luton at
6:30am!)  the doors into the ground weren`t even open yet. As we stood leaning 
against the wall outside the away section Kerry noticed Nick Clay  walking by
then grabbed him and said he`d see me later. Finally the  doors opened and we
walked over to get in. First though was the  wonderful experience of getting
frisked by a scouse policeman. I`ve  been searched before going to away games
but have never had the  policeman put his hands straight in my pockets! Still, I
was in  scouse-land after all! 

As more and more reds poured in the place began to get a bit   cramped. I stood
over by the betting desk where loads of reds were     busily putting bets on the
score or the first scorer. Des and Kev      were busy stuffing their faces with
stodgy pies while I read the       match program. As the United end began to
fill I heard the first       strains of "F**k Mcmanaman and f**k Mcateer.." and
"We`ll win the      football league again, this time on Merseyside..". After Des
and       Kevin had stuffed their chops we made our way to the seats in the     
corner right next to the scousers in the main stand. I was in a        yellow
seat in row 7 right next to the aisle while Kev was 4 rows in   front of me. Des
was in the pretty (yuk!) Lilac seats behind me to     my left. Every away game I
go to now I seem to bump into or recognise  more and more reds from European
aways. I noticed at least 2 or 3 lads  who I`d met in the George and Dragon pub
in Vienna. Once the United  section was practicully full we launched into a loud
rendition of  "F**k Mcmanaman and f**k Mcateer..". Some of the scousers to our 
right had grins on their faces while others gave the customary scouse  welcome
with two fingers. As we launched into song after song I was  quite suprised at
how quiet and tame these lovable scousers were. It  was only as that dire
"You`ll never walk alone" was played that they  could be arsed to make some
noise.....to a background of boos and  whistles from the 3,500 United fans. The
Kop was quite a sight with  scarves being held aloft and flags being waved.
Still, it was the  last time in the whole game we heard that much noise and
singing from  the ground as a whole. It appears they suffer the same problems we
do  with the ground being filled with large numbers of so-called fans who 
simply can`t be arsed to sing and encourage the team. This was ideal  though.
The perfect opportunity for much Manc-Scouse banter.  The game kicked off with
United dominating the early exchanges and  I`d even go as far to say that we
were taking the piss. We knocked  the ball about making the scousers run about
chasing shadows. Eric  gave them an early warning when a scissor-kick was lobbed
just inches  over the bar. Finally the domination paid off. United won a corner
at  the Kop End with Beckham sending in a teasing cross. Pallister rose 
unchallenged like a salmon and headered the ball into the net. And  yes, as you
can imagine the scene in the United end had to be seen to  be believed. Absolute
bedlam. I danced in the aisle with other  frantic reds as the scousers sat
rooted to their seats and watched  the partying in our section. I looked around
me to see United fans  clenchin fists and screaming in delight. The game kicked
off to a  loud rendition of "Ooooohhhh Gary Gary, Gary Gary Gary Pallister..". 
Whilst United pressed forward the United fans started chanting "We  shall not be
moved.." and "We`ll win the football league again, this  time on Merseyside..".
The United end was rocking now, no-one was  sitting down and we just milked it
for all it was worth. We had a  great chance not long after the goal to extend
our lead when Andy  Cole ran through to a high ball and calmly chipped it over
David  James` head and with a couple of Liverpool defenders running back to 
cover the empty goal Andy swang wildly at the ball and sliced it  wide. None of
us could believe it and stood with hands on our heads  cursing our luck.
Unfortunately we were made to pay for this missed  chance when a cross by
Mcateer was headed home by Barnes of all  people! Schmeichel managed to get his
hand to the ball but couldn`t  prevent it going in. Watching the whole ground
erupt was a sickening  sight and feeling. It felt like a dagger through the
heart. Worse was  to come though from that point on until the end of the first
half the  scousers ran us ragged. I seriously thought we were going to get a 
hammering. Robbie Fowler was put through at an angle but flashed his  low shot
wide to the groans of the scouse fans while we jeered  loudly. And it was only
with some brilliant last ditch tackles in and  just outside the penalty area
that prevented Liverpool from scoring  again. We were beginning to make some
terrible mistakes that led to  me ruining my underwear at frequent intervals
with near-misses. But,  against the run of play United pushed forward and won a
corner. Yet  again Beckham put in another cracking cross that was headed
goalward  by Ronnie Johnsen only for David James to produce a great (and rare!) 
reaction save and push the ball over the bar. Beckham took the  resulting corner
and once again Gary Pallister rose like a salmon at  the near post and noded the
ball into the empty net to send the 3,500  reds into absolute raptures. Once
more I danced in the aisle with  other jubilant reds and very nearly tumbled
down the steps in all my  excitement. The goal came at a crucial time too, just
minutes before  half time. The half ended to a loud roar from the United fans.
Under  the stands reds congregated and you could feel the buzz going round. 
Richard Martin, another list red recognised my ugly mug and came over  to chat
to me. We had a good chat for 5 minutes before the bladder  informed me of an
urgent evacuation and led to fighting through the  crowd to find the toilet. As
I walked to the toilet I heard a loud  banging coming from my right then saw
about 5 or 6 police standing in  front of the large metal door leading out of
the ground. It appears  that some sad bitter scousers were outside trying to
kick the door in  and start some trouble. The United fans standing near the door
looked  on amused and shouted at the police to let them in!!! Heheheh!!!      
The game had kicked off just as I walked out into the seating due to   the
massive rush of reds making their way to their seats. United       tarted the
second half well and started to kock the ball about like    they did early on in
the first half. After about 8 minuteds Roy Evans  decided to change things
around and bought Mcateer off and replaced    him with Stan Collymore to the
cheers from the scouse fans. Mcateer    looked slightly miffed at beng subbed
and I half expected him to toss  his shirt at Roy Evans but he managed to
control his anger and         slumped onto his seat in the dug-out. As Evans had
changed things      around Fergie got out of the dug-out to shout at the players
giving    them instructions on changing things around. As Fergie stood there    
giving instructions by the touchine the United fans broke into a loud  chant of
"Fegie gives us a wave" to which he turned to us then         clenched his fist
which bought a loud roar from us reds but got the    scouse fans` backs up.
Their reaction to this was to jeer and shout    abuse at him. I even saw a few
small missiles hitting the turf around  him. The United fans then came up with
one of the moments of the       match when all 3,500 in unison adopted the
typical scouse stance       (arms outstretchd in front) and chanted "Calm down
calm down, calm     down calm down" to the tune of "The Pompey Chimes". We were
all        rolling about laughing as some of the scousers did their nut  and
waved their fists at us in fury. Seeing as they were getting  wound up the
United fans decided to step things up by chanting "Get  to work you lazy tw*ts"
and "Stand up if you`ve got a job". As usual  one scouse tw*t took the bait and
stood up on his own and was met  with jeers of derision and a chant of "There`s
only one lying  b*st*rd"! It took just 17 minutes for United to effectively end
the    tie as a contest when Gary Neville cheekily flicked the ball over     
the Liverpool defender and sent in a deep cross that had James         flapping
at the ball leaving Cole unchallenged to simply nod the       ball into the
empty net. As 3,500 reds erupted into a seething mass    of flailing arms Andy
ran over to stand right in front of the          celebrating fans everyone
surged forward to congratulate him whilst    the United players mobbed him and
jumped all over him. For a moment    I thought the United fans were going to get
carried away in all        their celebrations and jump onto the pitch.
Thankfully it never        happened and that was the cue for the United fans to
start the         party early. We danced we sang and we jumped up and down. The         
scousers, in contrast looked absolutely shell-shocked. I saw one       red
amongst all the wild celebrations calmly walking down the steps,   arms above
his head, fists clenched then face the scousers to our      right and just stand
their cockily. Most of the scousers were too      gutted to respond though a
couple of them managed to muster the        energy to tell us where to go. Time
slipped by, and Roy Evans,  realising their championship hopes were subsiding
took off Barnes and  replaced him with Patrick Berger. To be honest, Berger or
Collymore  made little impact. Collymore was caught offside time after time 
which infuriated the natives and especially Steve Mcmanman who gave  the
linesman near the Kop a mouthful of abuse. Strange how our team  is often called
a bunch of whingers eh? As the offsides kept being  called the scouse fans were
getting more and more irate. Meanwhile  the United fans were taking the piss big
time. Chants of "We`ll win  the football league again, this time on
Merseyside..", "We`re gonna    win the league...", "Champions champions
champions.." and "You`ll win  f**k all again...Liverpool". As fulltime
approached the oh-so-loyal  (allegedly) scouse fans started walking out in their
droves to  strains of "Cheerio cheerio cheerio", "Part-time supporters.." and 
best of all "Outclassed by the Champions..". Also, after David James`  terrible
blunders he was mercilessly ribbed by the United fans.  Chants of "Dodgy keeper,
dodgy keeper.." and best of all "David  James...Superstar....he drops more balls
than Grobbelar!". I almost  started to feel sorry for him but remembered where I
was and joined  in the piss-taking. The United fans then started mocking James
with  "Englands number one...England`s England`s number one!". With just  10
minutes remaining Fergie took Scholes off and replaced him with  McClair to
groans all around me. Liverpool tried hard to get a goal  that would give them
hope but our defence stood up well keeping them  out. Schmeichel made one vital
save at the feet of Robbie Fowler with  about 5 minutes remaining. As the clock
ticked away one red pulled  out a mini banner that read "MUFC - We won the
championship on  Merseyside". He faced the scousers to our right as everyone
around  him bounced up and down singing "We`ll win the football league again, 
this time on Merseyside..". At this point the photograpers behind the  goal
turned round and started taking photos of this guy holding the  banner aloft
surrounded by ecstatic reds bouncing up and down. With  seconds remaining Cole
was put through with a brilliant chance. He only had James to beat but swung
wildly at the ball slicing it yet  again leaving us all holding our heads but
due to the scoreline most  of us were laughing in suprise at the miss. Seconds
after that the  referee put an end to the Scouse humiliation to a loud roar from
the  United fans. Up behind me two fans held bright red flares aloft that  lit
up the United end. It was a fantastic sight. The players were all  hugging each
other and Fergie came out too. The players acted like  they knew it was
practically all over. Andy Cole came over to us and  kissed his Man United badge
then walked off applauding us.  I can`t even begin to describe the feeling of
total ecstacy I was  experiencing. Words cannot describe it. All I will say is
that if you  could bottle this feeling and sell it you`d be a millionaire. This
is  better than any drug in the world, it`s totally free, totally  harmless and
makes you feel like you`re floating.....it`s called  being a red! It`s a good
enough feeling to beat Liverpool at home.  But to do it at Anfield, practically
end their championship hopes AND  boost ours is totally mind blowing. The buzz
soon dissipated though  when we realised the long walk back to the coach was
going to be  "fun" to put it mildly! I bumped into another London Branch red 
and  we hugged furiously then I told him it was time for Operation 
Get-back-to-the-coach-in-one-piece! As we walked out into the open we dropped 
our heads and put on the most miserable faces possible. Kerry  caught up with me
and he was also doing the same as the rest of us.  Hands in pocket looking down
at the fllor pretending to be gutted. It  was too much to bear. I told him in as
miserable a voice as I could  that I was "gutted". I could see him trying not to
grin as he agreed.  All the way back we hardly uttered a word. It was absolute
torture. I  was absolutely dieing to jump up and down and start singing but 
knew  I`d end up getting a severe kicking so managed to keep a lid on it.  Once
back to the coach we all began to relax a bit and everyone was  buzzing. What a
day and what a night. Put the champagne on ice reds, we`re  almost there! This
sets us up nicely for wednesday night now!

32.7545Now *that's* what I call a match report...VARESE::TRNUX1::IDC_BSTRTue Apr 22 1997 19:374
    Thanks, Dave...this lad really puts David Lacey, Brian Glanville et al
    in the shade, doesn't he?!
    
    Dom 
32.7546GERMAN AND PROUDVYGER::PATRICKDWed Apr 23 1997 07:389
    I BET HE WON'T BE WAXING LYRICAL AFTER DORTMUND ARE FINISHED WITH
    UNITED!
    
    GO DORTMUND,THE WHOLE OF BRITAIN ARE BEHIND YOU!
    
    
    
     
                 KEV THE HUN
32.7547CHEFS::EDWARDSDWed Apr 23 1997 13:5517
>    I BET HE WON'T BE WAXING LYRICAL AFTER DORTMUND ARE FINISHED WITH
>    UNITED!
>    
>    GO DORTMUND,THE WHOLE OF BRITAIN ARE BEHIND YOU!
>    
>                KEV THE HUN
    
    
    It's certainly obvious to me that you are an intelligent fellow who has
    undoubtedly spent many hours pondering the possible outcomes of
    tonight's game, comparing and contrasting the fascinating differences in
    styles, before being able to enter your mind-blowing, enlightening reply.  
    For this we are all eternally grateful.  One small thing though ....
    
    STOP BLEEDIN' SHOUTING !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    
    Don't you just hate it when people bring their kids into work !!!!!
32.7548Alex's finest hour ???CHEFS::JAMESPWed Apr 23 1997 14:486
    
    
    Any team news for tonight...is Giggs fit.. the big Dane ok.. Pally's
    back ????
    
    Pj
32.7549Should be a tight affair.CHEFS::CROSSAPunks jump up to get beat downWed Apr 23 1997 16:2813
    Pj,
    
    I've heard nowt about the likely team. I assume Ferguson will keep his
    selection quiet until the last minute. The biggest worry seemed to be
    who was going to fill Keanes role.
    
    
    
    			Stretch.
    
    PS >>GO DORTMUND,THE WHOLE OF BRITAIN ARE BEHIND YOU!
    
    The word rhymes with rollocks!
32.7550Good article on the chosen ones here.XSTACY::haydenp.ilo.dec.com::haydenpNeoMaxiZoonDweebiWed Apr 23 1997 17:3091
It has been a characteristic of Manchester United's march to further
football domination to report it in terms of others' failure, to point
out that the season, so far, appears to have been one long shoe-in by
rivals not up to the job. 

Last Saturday, Liverpool played with the tactical acumen of your local
park under-nines, on Monday night at Coventry, Arsenal looked
drained of ideas and stamina and Porto turned up at Old Trafford for
the European Cup quarter-final with Dave Beasant's Portuguese
second cousin in goal. 

Whenever anyone actually gets an act together (Newcastle, Derby,
Juventus), United seem to be there for the taking. So tonight, against a
Dortmund squad containing half a dozen Euro '96 winners, we shall
see what happens when some real opposition turns up. 

Whatever those around Old Trafford keen on fostering a siege
mentality might assume, however, this analysis is not arrived at out
of any anti-United malice. Rather, it is because of all the teams Alex
Ferguson has constructed during his time in charge, this one is the
most undemonstrative and businesslike. 

There just isn't the same adrenalin blast watching Roy Keane
construct those tight midfield passing triangles as there was seeing
Andrei Kanchelskis, Paul Ince and Ryan Giggs tear into the
counter-attack in 1993. Nor, with his haunches thickening and his
speed ebbing, is Eric Cantona these days the eye-openingly inventive
match winner of the past. 

Often you study this United outfit as they win and wonder how they
did it. At first, you assume their opponents must have blown it. Then
it slowly dawns that everywhere, in every position on the pitch, they
are doing the simple things right. Which, in the percentage long haul
of a football season, is the mark of a very accomplished side. 

Clearly, it is the type of side Alex Ferguson has been seeking to build
throughout his decade at the club: tactically astute, flexible, above all
efficient. In short, German-like. And he has done it without ceremony
or ostentation, almost on the sly.

This is not only the result of the most successful youth production line
in Britain, it is also because when he has got his cheque-book out, he
has been careful to the point of parsimony. 

Between them, Peter Schmeichel, David May, Cantona, Ronnie
Johnsen and Ole Solskjaer cost less than John Hartson. Or, as the
United fans' terrace chant, sung to the tune of You Are My Sunshine,
puts it: "Now Alan Shearer may be dearer/But don't take my Solskjaer
away". Indeed, in a sort of paradigm of the old adage that the title
cannot be bought, Ferguson's least convincing performer is also his
most expensive: Andy Cole.

The result of constructing a team of young lads, bits-and-pieces
players picked up from elsewhere and foreigners whose potential had
not been spotted by others, is that they all share one similarity - they
owe the Boss for their big break and are thus happy to do his bidding.

The development of Giggs is typical. Once prone to over-elaboration,
he has listened and changed. Now less liable to bring you to the edge
of the seat in expectation, he is none the less now much more
effective. 

There is something else this team has picked up from their leader,
too: a single-minded dedication to the cause. Nowhere is this more
evident than in comparison with Liverpool. 

At Anfield on Saturday, the press box was so full, some of us were
accommodated in an over-spill section in the main stand. This was
obviously the place where the home side's girlfriends are billeted. It
was like sitting in on a Vogue casting session there, everywhere you
looked were legs and hair and expensive dentistry. 

In 1997, a cover girl in your Porsche Boxster, rather than medals in the
side-board, it seems, is the essential pre-requisite for the Liverpool
player. This may be harsh, but you can't imagine the Nevilles, Nicky
Butt or Paul Scholes attracting that kind of support. In an era of pop
star footballers, at a club better poised than any to exploit
commercially the celebrity of its players, they appear, as a group, to
be utterly focused on the task in hand. Which may well explain why,
this season, as in the past three, they beat their nearest title
challengers home and away. 

Even all this may not be enough to overcome a team as capable as
Dortmund tonight. A semi-final in the European Cup, seasoned
observers believe, is about the limit of this United team's competence.
However, for the first time since those Liverpool and Nottingham
Forest teams of old mastered the art of doing the simple things well,
it makes a change to see a British team in Europe who will make the
opposition beat them, rather than doing it for themselves. 

Guardian Service
32.7551UP DORTMUND!!!!IRNBRU::HOWARDShower me with sugar lumpsWed Apr 23 1997 20:055
    At no point in the article does it state that ManU are also the
    jammiest team in history, which is an obvious omission from a pretty
    good article....
    
    Ray....
32.7552Get an adult to show you the caps lock buttonPATE::POUNDERWed Apr 23 1997 20:3213
    
    Re 7546
    
    PATRICKD.....Kev ???? ( still trying to work that one out ! )
    
    I shouldn't respond to your b******s entry....but just to let you know,
    the whole of Britain is not behind Dortmund. Luckily you don't speak
    for us all.....in fact you seem to have a hard time speaking for
    yourself  %^)
    
    Lets hope you are bubbling into yer McEwans Lager tonight !!!!
    
    Trevor
32.7553Probably a waste of time though...VARESE::TRNUX1::IDC_BSTRWed Apr 23 1997 22:583
    You tell 'em, Trevor!
    
    Dom
32.7554Utd losingCHEFS::MANSELLNThu Apr 24 1997 00:3115
    
    Half time score Utd 0 - Dortmund 1
    
    Utd are playing very well but Cole has missed a couple of easy chances.
    Cantona missed a complete sitter and Beckham's boot is completely off
    target at the moment. Pallister had a great chance with a header in
    more or less the same place as he scored at Liverpool.
    Other than that, from a neutrals point of view, this game is quite 
    exciting. 
    
    Kohle has kept Dortmund in the game really. Lets hope Utd can produce
    the same form they produced against Porto.
    
    Neal.
      
32.7555Utd go out.....PATE::POUNDERThu Apr 24 1997 01:414
    
    0-1 to Dortmund is how it finished....
    
    Trevor
32.7556SMARM SMARM SMARMVYGER::PATRICKDThu Apr 24 1997 06:135
    I TOLD YOU SO!!!!!
    
    
    
            KEV
32.755724:2 goal chances ?VNACO1::HERIBERTThu Apr 24 1997 11:5317
Congratulation to the Englishg spectators in Old Trafford. I can't believe
there exists any other country in continental Europe who supports their
team till the last minute, standing 0:1 - CONGRATULATION - YOU CAN BE PROUD,
TO BE A MANCHESTER FAN !

Match report: The game has confirmed my opinion, English football is the 2nd in
Europe and the Italian is the No. 1.

English football is the most interesting one for a spectator, kick and rush,
fast game, many chances, but a little bit missing ideas,ideas.

Don't misunderstand me, I like English football very much, but yesterday
I supported a German team first time in my life in European Cup.
The Austrian Feiersinger is the first of our country being in the final.
Manchester Utd will play next year in the Champions League, an Austrian team not.

Heribert
32.7558They did us proud.IRNBRU::61549::SpikeWelcome to the Rimmer ExperienceThu Apr 24 1997 14:0313
  It was one of those nights. Utd created enough chances to score a
  bucket full of goals, had two goals disallowed that most nights would
  have stood, and gave away a fairly soft goal. Cantona and Cole where
  the main culprits of missing sitters, with Pallister and Giggs also
  missing clear chances. 

  Utd did everything right, totally dominating the play but just couldn't
  stick it in the net.

  Bollocks!

  Rgds, Steve.

32.7559Tooo FarCHEFS::16.37.8.108::MadBlasphemer !!!!!!Thu Apr 24 1997 15:3969
From the telegraph;

Quote;
One statistic stands out crushingly from last night's match. Manchester United 
lost both home and away to each of the European Cup finalists. Their failure to 
score in any of their four encounters with Juventus and Borussia Dortmund is the 
cruellest indication of the gap which still separates them from the continent's 
tiny elite. For once an English team was not humiliated; this time United 
embarrassed themselves, by failing to score so often that they were in danger of 
qualifying as a registered charity.

Eric Cantona has been falling to earth for much of this season. Last night he 
really landed, and will be a mere mortal inside Old Trafford for ever more. His 
inability to transfer his swaggering domestic form onto the European stage is 
now set in stone, and was painfully apparent with his numerous misses and 
occasionally errant passing. It will be good for the team, and the younger 
players in particular, if his audience stops treating him as a deity around 
which all other bodies revolve.

Throughout the day on the airwaves and in the hostelries of Manchester a mantra 
gathered force: this was the club's most important match in 30 years.

Some of the players must have heard it once too often. United's greatest asset 
under Alex Ferguson has been their iron will. In the first half, that gave way 
to an extraordinary failure of nerve in front of goal as the United supporters 
risked whiplash injuries jerking their heads around in despair.

It would be comforting for United fans to shelter in the belief that they would 
have gone through had they not wasted so many chances. The same is often said of 
steeplechasers who jump poorly. "He'd have won that Gold Cup if he hadn't 
fallen," people say. The ability to score when the team is in bother is one of 
the criteria by which the very best sides are defined, and by that standard 
United undoubtedly failed.

The video of United's unceasing misses will be one of the few things their 
supporters don't rush to buy. Cantona's tame prod into the feet of Jurgen 
Kohler, who was already on the floor, was perhaps the worst. Gary Pallister's 
header wide, also in the first half, ran it close. After that, shots sprayed 
wide and headers popped over as the relentless sequence of lost opportunities 
continued.

It has been a torrid few weeks for English football in Europe. It would be 
unjust to assess United's failure in the context of Newcastle's mashing by 
Monaco and the destruction of Liverpool's ragged troops in Paris.

But with the final tired switching off of bedside lights last night, United's 
players will surely have realised that they squandered an opportunity to make a 
seminal leap forward both for themselves and for English football.

Germany has suffered its own deprivations, so we are not alone. Dortmund's 
fluorescent brotherhood become the first German side to reach a European Cup 
final for 10 years. They were ruthlessly well prepared for the mind games of a 
two-leg semi-final and were both more technically adroit and fluid of movement 
than United, who are at least closing the gap faster than any British side.

Maybe it flattered United that they advanced this far at all. If so, it is a 
tribute to Ferguson's coaching skills and the club's strength of spirit that 
they have earned recognition as one of the four best teams in Europe.

But with Juventus in such rampant form, one would have feared for them had they 
made it through to meet the defending champions in the Olympic Stadium in Munich 
on May 28. That pleasure now belongs to such superbly gifted practitioners as 
Moller and Kohler, who face an ordeal a still maturing United side have been 
spared.

So close, but way too far.

unquote
Mad
32.7560Spare it!VARESE::TRNUX1::IDC_BSTRThu Apr 24 1997 15:5616
    ...and as usual, the newspapers compete to see who can spout the most
    ridiculous "day after" tripe! 
    
    I'd love to have seen the same journalist's report if United had taken
    eight (say!) of the  20-odd chances they created:
    
    "Kohler attempted valliantly to rally his troopbut United were on a
    different planet. The ball seemed attracted to the back of the German
    net as if by some magnetic force. On this form, United can probably
    afford to give Juventus a 3-goal start on May 29", etc. etc,
    
    The truth is undoubtedly somewhere between the two. Sometimes I think 
    sports journalists use a series of templates based on the possible outcomes
    of a match, and just fill in the names. 
    
    Dom
32.7561Devil's advocateCHEFS::KIRKPATRICKJLuck with a capital FThu Apr 24 1997 17:298
    
    Hmm, did make a good point about Cantona though. On the phone-in after
    the game, some United fans were trying to blame Cole for the defeat,
    ignoring the fact that Cantona's finishing was, quite frankly,
    appalling. But, of course, Eric is God and we mustn't criticise him,
    must we???
    
    j. 
32.7562Armchair punditMILE::JENKINSThu Apr 24 1997 17:388
    
    
    From what I saw on the TV I thought the journo was pretty accurate... 
    Cantona had a poor game, Utd desperately needed a Shearer or someone
    of his talent to stick the ball in the back of the net.
    
    Richard.
    
32.7563They might even surprise Juventus...VARESE::TRNUX1::IDC_BSTRThu Apr 24 1997 18:4818
    re. last two
    
    Agreed, United's finishing *was* appalling (there was some bad luck
    involved but on the whole, they only have themselves to blame for their
    inability to hit the back of the net). Cantona was the worst culprit,
    but there were some atrocious misses all round.
    
    But given the number of chances United created, quite how the journo
    manages to draw conclusions about Dortmund being "technically more
    adroit" and their "superior fluidity of movement" (yuk!) is anyone's
    guess. 
    
    Hanging on for dear life isn't my idea of being technically superior.
    Don't get me wrong - I think Dortmund are an excellent side, and
    they've improved a lot since last year. I just think that everything
    went right for them on the night.
    
    Dom
32.7564MILE::JENKINSThu Apr 24 1997 20:2012
    
    re .last (Dom)
    
    >Don't get me wrong - I think Dortmund are an excellent side, and
    >they've improved a lot since last year. I just think that everything
    >went right for them on the night.
    
    Sums up the story of German teams in Europe!
    
    R.
    
    
32.7565I don't wear that !PATE::POUNDERThu Apr 24 1997 21:0212
    
    re -1
    
    Oh come on !  You can't use Dortmund as an alalogy for all German teams
    in Europe !!  German teams usually get it right on the night because
    thay are better than ours, more skillful, more discipline.
    
    One game doesn't change the world...and anyway, the key point is that
    Dortmund scored, away from home, under pressure...."the more they
    practise, the luckier they they get"....
    
    Trevor
32.7566What does the panel think?CHEFS::KIRKPATRICKJLuck with a capital FThu Apr 24 1997 21:1616
    
    United will rue the missed chances, both at Old Trafford last night and
    in the first leg. They should, however, remember the fact that they
    lost both legs of the semi-final and in doing so, failed to score a
    goal. They started the season unbeaten at home in Europe and have now
    lost three times. 
    
    Methinks Fergie will now spend big money in preparation for next
    season. On the cards:
    
    Replacement for Pallister
    Replacement for Cantona
    Striker in the mould of Shearer/Weah.
    
    
    Jeff 
32.7567RDGENG::MORRELLSlip Away....Thu Apr 24 1997 21:3611
32.7568farmer palmerVYGER::STEELEJFri Apr 25 1997 00:025
    Over pricing Palmer a little are you not ?
    
    J.S
    
    
32.7569i told you's soVYGER::PATRICKDFri Apr 25 1997 06:1632
    Ally McCoist will be available next season!
    
    Europe rejoices at the ousting of the English
    Chumpions(sorry,champions)!
    
    Good luck Dortmund for the final!
    
    Joke: What do you call an Englishman in the European cup final?
    
    
     
    
    
    
    
    
    
       
    
    
      THE REFEREE
    
    
      ha ha ha
    
    
    
    
    
             kev
    
            
32.7570Orange mistCHEFS::KIRKPATRICKJLuck with a capital FFri Apr 25 1997 12:558
    
    
    Re. last
    
    Remind me, how did Rangers do in this year's competition? And last
    year, and the year before that etc etc
    
    j.
32.7571The Spirits are with usCHEFS::JAMESPFri Apr 25 1997 13:3512
    
    
    Just to stick my 2p worth in.....
    
    I agree that Pallister has seen better days and Cantona is not the
    player he was, although I think he'll stay for another season.
    
    I have a gut feeling that Boro will go down and Ravenelli and Cole will 
    be invovlved in a swop deal...
    
    Yours Doris Stokes
    
32.7572Ah, But how aboutCHEFS::16.37.12.106::MadBlasphemer !!!!!!Fri Apr 25 1997 15:2311
Ref prev.

 If boro are going down and Man u will swop players with them, they could swop 
pallister with Dowie or something !!

 IMHO, Cantona had a duff night, as James has had a few. He still is the main 
playmaker, but Ferg needs to introduce another player in the same mould. Similar 
to Barnes and Thomas at 'pool. Me thinks Barnes will soon become a bench-warmer.


Mad
32.7573Its Friday... YippppeeeeCHEFS::JAMESPFri Apr 25 1997 15:5110
    
    re : 1
    
    Me thinks that Cantona's position is actually tailor made for Ryan
    Giggs, plus I believe Cantona's contract is due to end next season 
    and with the old Bosman ruling maybe they'll cash in.
    
    All pure speculation mind you....coz I'm bored...
    
    Pj
32.7574LINGO::FOWLERMFri Apr 25 1997 16:2912
    I'd agree that the Mancs need a new striker. I think Solskjaer just
    looks good because he's playing for the Mancs and Beckham can hit him
    with the ball from 50 yards. They're selling themselves short
    if they think they can't get a better striker than him. 
    
    Ravanelli is a waste of space. He'd fit in with the whingeing cheating
    type aspects of the Red persona, but that's about it. Obviously, as a
    founder member of the ABUs, I'd be well happy if they do sign him, but
    I think they're more likely to go for someone like Suker or Boksic.
    
    Mike
                                  
32.7575CHEFS::EDWARDSDFri Apr 25 1997 16:358
    Mike,
    
    Strong rumours on the mailing list lately suggest that Utd and Villa
    are preparing to do a swap - Cole for Yorke.  Apparently, little
    Dwighty is quite an ambitious fellow and wants to play in the Champions
    League.  Obviously, that ain't gonna happen with Villa for a little way
    yet, so he wants away.  Hmmm, never rated the guy myself ........
    
32.7576LINGO::FOWLERMFri Apr 25 1997 18:168
    Dave,
    
    It's not fair to even make jokes like that. Dwight would never leave
    Villa. We are his family.
    
    Bum. I'll not sleep now. You're such a Manc git. 8-)
    
    Mike
32.7577CHEFS::EDWARDSDFri Apr 25 1997 18:456
    Mike,
    
    Who's joking ?  Now, how does that song go ... "It's up to you Dwight
    Yorke, Dwight Yorke ..."  Hmm, at least he comes with his own song. 
    Saves the Utd neanderthals from spending the summer working on a catchy
    singalong number. 
32.7578LINGO::FOWLERMFri Apr 25 1997 18:5616
    Dave,
    
    This would be the first time the Manc mailing list got something right.
    It'd be a black day for football if the mancs signed a striker who
    could actually strike. Maybe it's just a pr move because the Manc
    bosses think they need a player who's actually a nice bloke for a
    change.
    
    You'll need Andy Cole and 5 million at least, and the mancs would never
    be able to admit that Dwight's craploads better than Andy Cole.
    
    Arse. Cole and Milosevic up front. It doesn't bear thinking about.
    
    So I won't. 8-)
    
    Mike
32.7579No Way CHEFS::16.37.12.106::MadBlasphemer !!!!!!Fri Apr 25 1997 19:386
Cole and Savo up front ???

 Similar Sh*t style, but I don't think savo will be there next season.


Mad
32.7580Stand up for the ChampionsESSB::BLONGA Hat Trick of Premierships 93'94'&amp;96Fri Apr 25 1997 21:1119
United may be out of Europe for this season, but the experience that the 
players will have gained from this season will be invaluable in the seasons
ahead. Hopefully we will be in the Champions League next season again, and we
might go one step further. 9 of the players used on Wednesday night are 25 or
younger, and then you can add Keane, Cruyff, and Poborsky to that.It was a great
night at O.T. and the supporters kept the atmosphere going, even though we were
chasing the game after 8 minutes, and it was a memorable night to be there.
Not getting an away goal in Dortmund 2 weeks ago came back to haunt us, but we
live to fight another day. Good luck to Dortmund in the Final. It's back to
the Premiership tomorrow week, with a tricky trip to Leicester who now need 
another 3 points to be safe after losing to the Hammers mid-week. This will be
a tough game, but if we are to be crowned Champions, these are the games we 
need to win. If we are lucky enough to gain the 3 points at Filbert street, the
league could be won at O.T on Bank Holiday Monday against Middlesboro, Kick-Off
12 Noon. This match has been switched from the Tuesday Night, and will be shown 
live on Sky Sports. The Newcastle game has still not been confirmed, and it's
West Ham at O.T. on Sunday the 11th of May. 

B@
32.7581The Story so FarESSB::BLONGA Hat Trick of Premierships 93'94'&amp;96Fri Apr 25 1997 21:1536
January
Sat 18  Coventry City   A  2-0     Giggs, Solskjaer
Sat 25  Wimbledon       H  1-1     Scholes             (FA Cup 4th Round)
Wed 29  Wimbledon       H  2-1     Giggs, Cole

February
Sat 1   Southampton     H  2-1     Pallister, Cantona
Tue 4   Wimbledon       A  0-1                         (FA Cup 4th Round Replay)
Wed 19  Arsenal         A  2-1     Cole, Solskjaer
Sat 22  Chelsea         A  1-1     Beckham

March
Sat 1   Coventry City   H  3-1     Cole, Poborsky, OG
Wed 5   Porto           H  4-0     May, Cantona, Giggs, Cole (E Cup QF 1st Leg)
Sat 8   Sunderland      A  1-2     OG
Sat 15  Sheff Wed       H  2-0     Cole, Poborsky
Wed 19  Porto           A  0-0                            (Euro Cup QF 2nd Leg)
Sat 22  Everton         A  2-0     Solskjaer, Cantona
April
Sat 5   Derby County    H  2-3     Cantona, Solskjaer
Wed 9   B.Dortmund      A  0-1                            (Euro Cup SF 1st Leg)
Sat 12  Blackburn       A  3-2     Cole, Scholes, Cantona
Sat 19  Liverpool       A  3-1     Pallister (2), Cole
Wed 23  B.Dortmund      H  0-1                            (Euro Cup SF 2nd Leg)

May
Sat 3   Leicester City  A (Sky Live)
Mon 5   Middlesboro     H (Sky Live)
Sun 11  West Ham        H

TBA     Newcastle       H (Possibly 8th May)




32.7582ESSB::BLONGA Hat Trick of Premierships 93'94'&amp;96Mon Apr 28 1997 16:4834
From the Net

Man United 28 Apr 1997 

FERGIE PLAYS IT COOL

Manchester United fans may be getting ready to celebrate another
FA Carling Premiership title but manager Alex Ferguson is taking
nothing for granted. 

The champagne is on ice but will stay that way until the title is
won and a cautious Fergie said: ``We don't want to fall into any
traps we will just concentrate on winning the next match then see
what happens. 

``That match is at Leicester on Saturday and if we win then we
will be in a good position.'' 

The title could be United's on Saturday, victory in the morning
kick-off at Filbert Street would take them to 72 points and turn
the title challenge into a two horse race. 

They would be beyond the reach of Arsenal with the onus on
Liverpool. Third place Liverpool are at home to Tottenham on
Saturday evening and would need to win to put the United
celebrations on hold until Monday when Middlesbrough go to Old
Trafford. 

Ferguson's side need four points from four games and know that
even if they were to loose at Leicester they would stay in the
driving seat with the spotlight turning on their three home games,
Middlesbrough, Newcastle on May 8 then West Ham on May 11. 


32.7583IRNBRU::61549::SpikeWelcome to the Rimmer ExperienceMon Apr 28 1997 17:394
Anyone remember how many points they had last season. Is it my imagination or 
have Utd lost a lot more this year?

Rgds, Steve
32.7584Points Total This Year????ESSB::BLONGA Hat Trick of Premierships 93'94'&amp;96Mon Apr 28 1997 21:2638
 <<< Note 32.7583 by IRNBRU::61549::Spike "Welcome to the Rimmer Experience" >>>

>>Anyone remember how many points they had last season. Is it my imagination or 
>>have Utd lost a lot more this year?

This Season
                        P      W     D    L     F     A        PTS 	
Manchester United       34     20    9    5     69    39        69


Last Season


Team                  Played   Won Drawn Lost  For  Against   Points

Manchester United       38     25    7    6     73    35        82  
Newcastle United        38     24    6    8     66    37        78   
Liverpool               38     20   11    7     70    34        71   
Aston Villa             38     18    9   11     52    35        63   
Arsenal                 38     17   12    9     49    32        63   
Everton                 38     17   10   11     64    44        61   
Blackburn Rovers        38     18    7   13     61    47        61   
Tottenham Hotspur       38     16   13    9     50    38        61   
Nottingham Forest       38     15   13   10     50    54        58   
West Ham United         38     14    9   15     43    52        51   
Chelsea                 38     12   14   12     46    44        50   
Middlesbrough           38     11   10   17     35    50        43   
Leeds United            38     12    7   19     40    57        43   
Wimbledon               38     10   11   17     55    70        41   
Sheffield Wednesday     38     10   10   18     48    61        40   
Coventry City           38      8   14   16     42    60        38   
Southampton             38      9   11   18     34    52        38   
------------------------------------------------------------------  
Manchester City         38      9   11   18     33    58        38  
Queens Park Rangers     38      9    6   23     38    57        33  
Bolton Wanderers        38      8    5   25     39    71        29  


32.7585.................CHEFS::16.43.128.221::MadBlasphemer !!!!!!Tue Apr 29 1997 12:438
ref prev.

 Why does it not suprise me that Southampton and Coventry are in the same boat 
as last year ?

 Where they there the year before that, etc ?

Mad
32.7586"Bati-Gol"ESSB::BLONGA Hat Trick of Premierships 93'94'&amp;96Tue Apr 29 1997 14:064
According to todays Star, United have faxed a 13 Million bid to Fiorentina for
Gabriel Batistuta the Argentinian International striker.

B@
32.7587eh, nice oneCHEFS::16.43.128.221::MadBlasphemer !!!!!!Tue Apr 29 1997 14:525
of course a fax being legally binding and all that..............


Mad

32.7588askldfjl;kjfd mad asdfjk;laksdfjMKTCRV::MANNERINGSTue Apr 29 1997 16:105
    Mad, you are being madly again. The fax would be an offer to negotiate
    a binding contract. A fax can also be binding in some circumstances, I
    think.
    
    ..Kevin.. 
32.7589Piggy bank raid?MILE::JENKINSTue Apr 29 1997 16:178
32.7590I am a Cider DrinkerCHEFS::JAMESPTue Apr 29 1997 16:186
    
    
    I think mad has been sniffing his home brew cider that is currently
    bubbling away in his airing cupboard....
    
    Pj
32.7591country bumpkin or what?MKTCRV::MANNERINGSTue Apr 29 1997 16:546
    >>mad has been sniffing his home brew cider
    
    Oh gawd, it is that bad is it ? Could he be a Yeovil fan perhaps, or
    where is he from?
    
    ..Kevin..
32.7592Who said that !!CHEFS::16.43.128.221::MadBlasphemer !!!!!!Tue Apr 29 1997 18:1510
I Am Not, nor have I ever been from anywhere down Devon/Bumpkin way.

 I'm from here, didn't you know.

 Tch !

 Mad



32.7593zdfgssvxioemczCHEFS::16.43.128.221::MadBlasphemer !!!!!!Tue Apr 29 1997 18:4620
32.7594Flying HighESSB::BLONGA Hat Trick of Premierships 93'94'&amp;96Wed Apr 30 1997 16:123
United and Villa have chipped in together and organised a charter flight home 
from Romania for Keane, Irwin, Staunton, and Townsend, so the they will be
ready for the Premiership on Saturday.
32.7595anyone for head tennis?VYGER::PATRICKDThu May 01 1997 04:299
    I just saw the highlights of the game and it was good to see Keane in
    such fine form! That was a classic Keane moment when he felled the
    Romanian defender with a "headbutt".
    
    The guys a class act. NOT!!!!!
    
    
    
       kev
32.7596Clean SweepESSB::BLONGA Hat Trick of Premierships 93'94'&amp;96Fri May 02 1997 19:4010
Friday, May 2 1997 

Manchester United are poised for a clean sweep of titles after the
reserves drew 0-0 with Blackburn Rovers to clinch the Pontins
League Premier Division championship at Old Trafford last night.
The club's A and B teams are already champions of the
Lancashire League Division One and Two and the championship
win for the first team would make it four in a row. 


32.7597Utd in the ClearESSB::BLONGA Hat Trick of Premierships 93'94'&amp;96Fri May 02 1997 19:4316
32.7598The Guv SpeaksESSB::BLONGA Hat Trick of Premierships 93'94'&amp;96Fri May 02 1997 19:5393
32.7599WOT NO PENALTY!!CHEFS::MANSELLNMon May 05 1997 10:5714
    
    You so nearly blew it!! 
    
    But as always the Ref. comes to Uniteds rescue "What give a penalty
    against ManU and put you 3-0 up, do be serious" is what must have come
    from Mr.Wilkie's mouth, but at least he booked Keane and Cole. Nothing
    surprising there then!!!
    
    Really Leicester should have hammered them, but at least Utd. can say
    they were saved, literally, by Schmeical who must be one of, if not
    THE, best keeper in the world.
    
    Neal.
    
32.7600goals galoreAYOV20::SYS_132894Mon May 05 1997 17:115
    
    
     Half-time   Utd 2 Boro 3
    
     Danny.
32.7601IRNBRU::HOWARDShower me with sugar lumpsMon May 05 1997 17:163
    to get the latest score go to....
    
    http://www.rte.ie/aertel/p221.htm
32.7602come on the reds :)IRNBRU::GIBBONSMon May 05 1997 17:270
32.7603IRNBRU::HOWARDShower me with sugar lumpsMon May 05 1997 17:385
    3-3
    
    Solskjaer equalised....
    
    10 mins to go....
32.7604IRNBRU::HOWARDShower me with sugar lumpsMon May 05 1997 17:543
    Result, 3-3
    
    Ray....
32.7605Will we throw it away????ESSB::BLONGA Hat Trick of Premierships 93'94'&amp;96Tue May 06 1997 16:5610
Well United are trying to make a dogs dinner out of winning the championship
with their defending over the weekend. Two fightbacks from 2 goals down and
2 points gained in the end. A 2-2 draw at Leicester on saturday was followed
by a 3-3 draw at home aginst Boro yesterday. Solskjaer got the two at Leicester
on saturday, followed by one yesterday. Keano, and Gary Neville, with his first
for the club got the others yesterday. The Pool and Newcastle play tonight, and
both should win, so it's 3 points from 2 home games to be Champions. Newcastle
on Thursday, and West Ham on Sunday. It time to stand up and be counted.

B@
32.7606not easyMKTCRV::MANNERINGSTue May 06 1997 17:054
    Will two draws be enough ? At the moment the goal diff with Liverpool
    is better ?
    
    ..Kevin..
32.7607IRNBRU::HOWARDShower me with sugar lumpsWed May 07 1997 13:018
    ..cough..splutter..
    
    Well done to the Mancs for falling over the line and scraping the
    league title....
    
    ..that's as much congrats as I can manage..
    
    Ray....
32.7608The Blue Tide is upon usCHEFS::JAMESPWed May 07 1997 13:108
    
    Re- 7607
    
    Indeed, over a season they were far the better team, however beware of
    the CFC coz first they're gonna take your cup and next year they're 
    gonna take your title....;-)
    
    Pj    
32.7609VNACO1::HERIBERTWed May 07 1997 13:553
Congratulation to Manchester from Vienna.

Heribert
32.7610zadcrfvcongratulationssffrscCHEFS::16.37.12.93::Madyou poor mis-guided foolsWed May 07 1997 14:0019
Congratulations to Man U for winning again.
Apparently they won the youth,a-team,b-team,premiership,womens team,one-legged 
blind team as well.


 They looked like they were going to win from quite a few weeks back.

 Still, I'm not going to slag them off, the best team won in the end.


Mad.

p.s. just goes to show that being a whinger doesn't matter a tot come the 
history books.

p.p.s Next year it'll be Southampton, mark my works, with Newcastle in Second, 
Man utd will crumble...........(Here's hoping)


32.7611he is hallucinating againMKTCRV::MANNERINGSWed May 07 1997 15:111
    >> Next year it'll be Southampton
32.7612The VerdictsESSB::BLONGA Quadruple of Premierships,93/94/96/97Wed May 07 1997 16:5136
Here are the verdicts of some of the season's key figures: 

'I think it was over a while ago, actually. United are the best
team in the country and have been for many years now. It's up
to everyone to try to catch them and that's exactly what we will
try to do' - Alan Shearer (Newcastle United) 

'It does get better because you have to live up to expectations and
of course as each season comes along the demands get greater. I
wasn't going to watch our rivals - why put yourself through that?'
- Alex Ferguson (Manchester United manager) 

'I'm delighted, particularly after the excitement of the last two
games' - Martin Edwards (Manchester United chairman) 

'It is just the best feeling in the world - even better than last
year' - Gary Neville (Manchester United defender) 

'The first thing is to congratulate them even though it sticks in
your throat because you want to challenge them' - Roy Evans (
Liverpool manager) 

'Our young players have grown enormously, they are still getting
better and we have got other young players to come in hopefully.
The club is getting major success and we hope it continues' - 
Bobby Charlton (Manchester United director) 

'I'd like to say well done to Alex. He's one hell of a manager.
I'm sure they would have won it even if Liverpool had beaten us'
- Joe Kinnear (Wimbledon manager) 

'They've won the title without being fantastic. But nobody else has
been good enough to take advantage' - Harry Redknapp (West
Ham United manager) 


32.7613More Trophies at O.T.ESSB::BLONGA Quadruple of Premierships,93/94/96/97Wed May 07 1997 16:5416
Wednesday, May 7 1997 

Ken Doherty is planning a double celebration on Sunday to cap
the greatest week of his life. 

The new world champion wants to show off snooker's most
coveted trophy at an Old Trafford party with Premiership
champions Manchester United ahead of their match against West
Ham. 

Doherty, who became snooker's latest hero when beating Stephen
Hendry 18-12 at The Crucible - his very own Theatre of Dreams
- has been a fervent United supporter for as long as he can
remember. 


32.7614Last piece in the NW league title jigsawIRNBRU::GIBBONSWed May 07 1997 19:285
If I recall the Nationwide winners correctly, then Man U finally getting over the
finish line makes it a good season for the NW clubs - a clean sweep, and when you
then include the GM winners, still a good year for the North West.

Danny.
32.7615IRNBRU::61549::SpikeWelcome to the Rimmer ExperienceWed May 07 1997 19:4510
>>> then Man U finally getting over the
>>finish line 

Finally Danny?

Utd have two matches left and have already won the title. Hardly last gasp
stuff is it? 4 titles in 5 years. YES!!!!

Rgds, Steve.

32.7616Where are the knockers now ?PATE::POUNDERWed May 07 1997 21:067
    
    Congrats to Man Utd and to all you Man U noters....a lot of people
    biting their lips all around eh ?  Well done anyway, the line of people
    waiting to slag the team, the manager etc are mainly driven by envy and
    a lot of folk wrote them off earlier this season....
    
    Trevor 
32.7617I'm a knockerLINGO::FOWLERMThu May 08 1997 14:0812
    Typical spawny Manc behaviour to fluke the Championship. It was fitting
    in the end that it was Liverpool and Newcastle who lost the race rather
    than the Mancs winning it. At least we can look forward to them doing
    just as poorly in Europe again, despite UEFA's attempts to make them
    look good.
    
    Come back when you've won the Coca-Cola Cup as many times as Villa.
    Then, and only then, will you be a truly great team.
    
    Probably.
    
    Mike
32.7618Utd, the best .DJOV02::MCASTROThu May 08 1997 18:526
    
    Hi all,
    
    Congratulations to Utd , the best team in England !
    
    Marcelo Castro .
32.7619More medals for GiggsyESSB::BLONGA Quadruple of Premierships,93/94/96/97Tue May 13 1997 17:3863
Man United 12 May 1997 

GIGGS HUNGRY FOR MEDALS

Ryan Giggs is out for a record after becoming the youngest
post-war player to win four championship medals. 

Giggs, 23, wants to carry on winning although he finished the
season having a rest cure following a stomach injury which has
plagued him since the Champions' League semi-final in Germany
against Borussia Dortmund. 

The early end to his campaign means that Giggs should easily be
ready for pre-season training in July and said: ``At the start of
every season the manager sets out what we need to achieve and
asks if the hunger is still there. 

``It's up to the individual players to prove that it is and I can
tell you I have no intention of dropping my sights. 

``Winning the championship in 1993 was my initial target and it
was great personally as well as being a huge relief around the club
to finally do it after waiting 26 years. 

``Because it was the first time there was that relief and the
weight was taken off our shoulders but I can honestly say that the
feeling gets better every year.'' 

Giggs has set his eyes on the championship next season even
before the FA Carling Premiership trophy has been put back in
the Manchester United museum where it has occupied pride of
place for four out of the last five years. 

``It is so satisfying to do it again and again. The great feeling of
knowing you are a member of the best team is England is one
that you don't want to lose. 

``Once you win one you get the taste and want to win more and
more. Apart from the emotion of winning the title one of things
which keeps your appetite sharp is the feeling that you've actually
lost one,'' said Giggs as he remembers when the championship
slipped through his fingers in 1992 after he had just broken into
the side as a teenager. 

``Remembering that emptiness sticks in your mind. It's not a nice
feeling and you don't forget that either. It was the same in 1995
when we were pipped at the post by Blackburn and I don't want
to go through that too many times in my career. 

``It is becoming harder and harder to win it but I remember
when the boss said in 1993 that if we thought winning it for the
first time was tough it would be even harder the next season, he
was right it has never got easier. 


``In the past we've really been involved in a two-horse race with
the likes of Aston Villa, Blackburn and Newcastle but this time it
was harder because they were so many teams involved up to the
last week and I expect it to be a similar story next season, but
when the manager asks if the hunger is still there I will be the
first to tell him it is.'' 


32.7620one plus one equals ??CHEFS::JAMESPWed May 14 1997 20:109
    re- 1
    ``In the past we've really been involved in a two-horse race with
    the likes of Aston Villa, Blackburn and Newcastle".
    
    Well I hope he has an accountant to look after his pay coz counting
    does'nt appear to be his strongest point.
    
    Cheers
    
32.7621Giggsy under the KnifeESSB::BLONGA Quadruple of Premierships,93/94/96/97Wed May 14 1997 21:4720
Man United 14 May 1997 

GIGGS HAS SURGERY TO CORRECT HERNIA

United are confident that Ryan Giggs will be fit for the start of
next season following precautionary surgery against a hernia today. 

The 23-year-old Wales winger went into hospital after complaining
of abdominal pains. 

And following an exploratory operation it was discovered that
Giggs was suffering from the preliminary symptoms of a hernia. 

A club statement said: ``It was decided that the muscular area be
reinforced to prevent direct herniation occurring.'' 

United now believe that Giggs will be fully recovered in time for
the start of pre-season training in eight weeks' time. 


32.7622Samba Drums for O.T.?????ESSB::BLONGA Quadruple of Premierships,93/94/96/97Wed May 14 1997 21:4961
32.7623IRNBRU::HOWARDShower me with sugar lumpsThu May 15 1997 13:118
    ManU have turned down the offer of starting next season early to avoid
    another logjam of fixtures because....
    
    ....they will be playing in a lucrative pre-season tournament in the
    far east. So the next time we hear about MoanU playing too many
    matches we'll all know who to blame....over to you Fergie!!!!
    
    Ray....
32.7624Stop scowling RayIRNBRU::61549::SpikeWelcome to the Rimmer ExperienceThu May 15 1997 14:0719
  Boy you hate Utd don't you Ray. Don't you think there might be other
  things involved like contracts signed with the organisers of the tour,
  stadium booked, tickets sold etc. etc.

  Presumably you feel that Utd should pull out of these commitments and
  disapoint teh Far East fans so that they can start next season early
  just to allow more time for FA cock ups on fixtures to be sorted out.

  BTW Ray you forgot to mention that UTD are solely responsible for
  child labour throughout the third world as widely reported on the BBC.
  Oh and then there is the UK water shortage brought on by Utd using
  sprinklers at Old Trafford, not to mention the whirlwind seen off Miami
  caused by the cheer when Utd won the league again finally reaching the
  coast of the USA. 

  Stop wingeing Ray!

  Rgds, Steve

32.7625IRNBRU::HOWARDShower me with sugar lumpsThu May 15 1997 14:5215
    >>>  Presumably you feel that Utd should pull out of these commitments
    >>>and disapoint teh Far East fans so that they can start next season 
    >>>early just to allow more time for FA cock ups on fixtures to be sorted 
    >>>out.
    
    Well, when ManU start moaning next season about their players feeling
    tired I'm sure you'll be content with the fact that at least they
    didn't let their far-east fans down. I have an idea, let's put the
    World Cup back a month, that should give them a break at the end of the
    season, (either that or it would give them time to play in another 
    pre-season tournament!)....
    
    moan, moan, moan....
    
    Ray....
32.7626Grow up ;-)IRNBRU::61549::SpikeWelcome to the Rimmer ExperienceThu May 15 1997 15:068
Are you saying that if Utd play pre-season warm up matches they are not 
entitled to complain at having the 4 last games of the season arranged in the 
last 8 days?

You live in a strange world Ray.

Rgds, Steve

32.7627Bag over your headESSB::BLONGA Quadruple of Premierships,93/94/96/97Thu May 15 1997 15:577
all teams will be playing pre-season matches, so this is a Bo*****s arguement.
The date for the start of the season was set a couple of months ago, and has 
already been brought forward to accomadate the start of the world cup the 
following year.

B@

32.7628IRNBRU::HOWARDShower me with sugar lumpsThu May 15 1997 16:295
    All teams play pre-season matches but not all teams piss and moan about
    too many fixtures, so it seems to be a b******s argument only if you're 
    a MoanU fan, anyone else I've asked agrees.... 
    
    Ray....
32.7629LINGO::FOWLERMABU and ProudThu May 15 1997 17:0311
    I agree with Ray, and I'm completely unbiased. 8-)
    
    The far east tour is a money making venture for the Mancs. The only
    reason they don't want to disappoint their fans is because disappointed
    fans don't spend as much money on merchandise.
    
    The Mancs whinged about having too short a season this year, they were
    offered an extension for next year, and they turned it down, so they'll
    have no right to start moaning next April.
    
    Mike
32.7630now, what was the question? ;)COMICS::HAWLEYI668 - the neighbour of the beast!Thu May 15 1997 17:155
I also agree with Ray.........because i dont want to agree with Brian :)))


Ian
32.7631IRNBRU::61549::SpikeWelcome to the Rimmer ExperienceThu May 15 1997 17:2514
  The compliant this year was that the FA had badly re-arranged games
  which resulted in 4 matches in the last 8 days when with a little more
  thought the fixtures could have been more evenly spread. This was why
  Utd asked for an extension to spread out the last few badly
  re-arranged matches. They where not looking for a longer season which
  is what this new proposal is offering.
  As to this crap about the far-east tour simply being a money making
  exercise what a load tosh! All teams play warm up matches usually
  against teams from other countries. Whether they play them in
  Scotland, Germany, or the far east is irrelevant. 
  
  Th problem you guys are having is simply one of jealousy at the
  success and support of Utd compared to your team.
  Rgds, Steve
32.7632CHEFS::16.37.12.79::Chelsea.F.C.Thu May 15 1997 17:321
I agree.
32.7633CHEFS::16.37.12.79::Chelsea.F.C.Thu May 15 1997 17:4012
B**ll*cks,

I wasn't agreeing with the Utd Arguement I was agreeing with Ray.

The more replies I read defending the decision to turn down the 
opportunity to avoid a simillar situation to this season, the more
laughable it becomes.

I will accept their decision if I do not hear Ferguson moaning about 
fixture pile up's next year.

Loz.
32.7634;-)XSTACY::haydenp.ilo.dec.com::haydenpNeoMaxiZoonDweebiThu May 15 1997 17:4143
One day, a Man. City fan was walking along the beach and came across
an odd looking  bottle. Not being one to ignore tradition, he rubbed 
it and, much to his surprise, a Genie actually appeared.

"For releasing me from the bottle, I will grant you three wishes,"
said the Genie.

The young lad was ecstatic. "But there's a catch," the Genie 
continued.

"What catch?" asked the City fan, eyeing the Genie suspiciously.

The Genie replied, "For each of your wishes, every Man. Utd.
supporter in the  world will receive DOUBLE what you asked for."

"Hey, I can live with that! No problem!" replied the elated City fan.

"What is your first wish?" asked the Genie.

"Well, I've always wanted a Ferrari!"

POOF!

A Ferrari appeared in front of the City fan. "Now, every Man. Utd.
supporter in the world has been given TWO Ferraris," said the
Genie.

"What is your next wish?"

"I could really use a million pounds..." replied the City fan, and

POOF!

One million pounds appeared at his feet. "Now, every Man. Utd.
supporter in the world is TWO million pounds richer," the Genie
reminded the City fan.

"Well, that's okay, as long as I've got MY million," replied the
City fan.

"And what is your final wish?" asked the Genie.
The City fan thought long and hard, and finally said, "Well, you
know...... I've always wanted to donate a kidney...."
32.7635Good Squads win TitlesESSB::BLONGA Quadruple of Premierships,93/94/96/97Thu May 15 1997 17:5334
United's FA Carling Premiership operation has taken on a whole
new meaning as two more of Alex Ferguson's squad find
themselves hospitalised this week. 

Ryan Giggs is recovering from surgery to prevent a hernia and
Gary Pallister will have his second cartilage operation in seven
months tomorrow meaning half of Fergie's title-winning side has
spent time on the operating table since last August. 

First in the queue was Roy Keane who found himself confined to
bed twice in the space of two months. 

He returned to action in September after knee surgery then was
rushed to hospital because of internal bleeding in his leg following
a kick during the Champions' League clash with Rapid Vienna at
Old Trafford. 

Phil Neville had surgery on his ankle in September and made only
five starts before contracting glandular fever which sidelined him
until March. 

Andy Cole spent time in hospital after fracturing both legs during
a reserve game at Liverpool in October then next to face the
surgeon was Gary Pallister who had his first cartilage removed in
November. 

David May began the new year with a hernia operation and Paul
Scholes completed the unlucky seven when he had a cartilage
removed in February. 

Yet, despite all the setbacks, United's operation was good enough to
carry off the Premiership title. 


32.7636More they win more they are hatedBEORN::BREADIEThu May 15 1997 18:389
    What a lot of jealous crap. equating friendlies to games that could
    have decided the league.
    
    I'm surprised no one has come in to complain about Utd palying a
    friendly against Coventry on Friday to help the guy that broke his leg
    and ended his career ?? Ferguson can't complain about congestion and
    then does this eh ?
    
    D
32.7637psycho gamesMKTCRV::MANNERINGSFri May 16 1997 15:5621
    This stuff about 4 games in 8 days is a good joke. The whole complaint
    routine was one of Ferguson's mind game numbers to take the pressure
    off and make it seem like his babes were being hard done by. The joke
    is that Liverpool, Newcastle and Arsenal all cracked on the run in
    while ManU fought back to get two draws which were vital. Kenny
    Dalglish saw what was going on and got his team up to place two. Arsene
    Wegner also understood that it was a spoof, but he reckonded he didn't
    have the team. Evans of course, cracked again. He always does.
    
    But the complaint was a win-win scenario for Ferguson, who wanted to
    avoid the last day with West Ham this year.
    
    But it is really funny reading these notes here and seeing people
    taking it earnestly. The point is that ManU clearly have an approach to
    quality management and squad performance which is designed better than
    anyone else's to play the season through. Please write some more. I must
    buy some popcorn.
    
    ..kevin..
    
     
32.7638IRNBRU::HOWARDShower me with sugar lumpsFri May 16 1997 16:064
    Kevin,    you're taking this far too seriously, I just started this to
    wind up the ManU fans....and it worked!...
    
    Ray....
32.7639my 2p worth, and I'm unbiasedCHEFS::16.43.128.64::Madyou poor mis-guided foolsFri May 16 1997 17:2619
re -2

 I agree with Kevin, it's all a mind game, Ferie is very good at it.
 Let's cut the b*ll*cks, at the end of the day ManU were better over the season, 
They won - end of story.
 The other managers before the recent changes (Arsene/KD), did not understand 
this mind game bit, AF was ahead of the game there, and has contributed to the 
sides form by using this. IMO, I think that KD and Arse both know this mind game 
lark, and won't falter so much next year.

As for the league fixtures, put the league back a week, and also put any 
friendlies back a week as well. These matches are 2 months+ away, they should be 
able to re-schedule. It's money talking here.

 If Manu whinge again next year, they have no leg to stand on.

Just my 2p worth

Mad
32.7640Those Mancs are EverywhereESSB::BLONGA Quadruple of Premierships,93/94/96/97Fri May 16 1997 20:386
A tale of two Ex Mancs in the Cup-Final tomorrow.
Robbo fighting to get something out of the season, and Hughsey going for a 
record 4th winners medal.I hope Boro do it, but if they don't, Hughsey will have
his 4th winners medal, and it couldn't happen to a better player.

B@
32.7641Fergie ready to PounceESSB::BLONGA Quadruple of Premierships,93/94/96/97Fri May 16 1997 20:5528
Carling Net
Man United 16 May 1997 

FERGIE KEEPS CARDS CLOSE TO CHEST

Alex Ferguson is refusing to be drawn into speculation surrounding
Middlesbrough star Juninho but admits he is ready to make a
move for two players. 

The United boss wants to strengthen his domestic domination as
well as getting to grips with the challenge of Europe next season
and plans to spend to increase the size of his squad during the
summer. 

Fergie has not hidden his admiration for Middlesbrough's brilliant
Brazilian and was full of praise for Juninho after his outstanding
performance in the 3-3 draw at Old Trafford last week. 

Ferguson has refused to comment about the situation at
Middlesbrough since they were relegated and during the build-up
for the Cup Final and will give no clues about the direction he
plans to head in as he opens the Old Trafford cheque book. 

``There is always speculation but we always try to avoid that. We
will try to do our business in the normal way and hopefully we
will maybe get a couple of signings,'' he added. 


32.7642Cantona retiresVYGER::BONINIMMon May 19 1997 13:265
    
    
    
    the great GOD Cantona has hung up his boots. A sad loss for United
    & footie.
32.7643IRNBRU::HOWARDShower me with sugar lumpsMon May 19 1997 13:286
    It's been a hell of a weekend for top players giving up. McStay has
    quit through injury and now Eric the Red has quit at the age of 31(?).
    What a waste of talent!, the guy surely had three or four more seasons
    in his legs....
    
    Ray....
32.7644WORLD NEWSCHEFS::16.37.8.189::Madyou poor mis-guided foolsMon May 19 1997 17:3242
Off CNN - no less !!

MANCHESTER, England (AP) -- After five league titles in six years and an eight 
month ban for kicking a fan, talented yet volatile French soccer star Eric 
Cantona quit the game Sunday. 

Manchester United, for whom Cantona helped gain four league titles in five 
seasons, made the announcement a week after winning the Premier League title. 

"Eric Cantona has indicated his wish to retire from the game. He is away on 
holiday with his family at the moment," United chairman Martin Edwards told a 
news conference at Old Trafford. 

"Eric has been a marvelous servant to United. He came to see me on Thursday and 
told me of his intentions." 

The announcement brings the curtain down on a colorful career for the Frenchman, 
who turns 31 Saturday and has been in the headlines as often for controversy as 
for his achievements. 

In his first season in English soccer, Cantona helped Leeds United win the 
Premier League title before moving to Old Trafford where he helped the Reds win 
four out of five titles and an unprecedented two league and FA Cup doubles. 

Three seasons ago, Cantona jumped kung-fu style into the crowd at Selhurst Park 
and kicked a Crystal Palace supporter in the chest after the fan had been 
taunting the Frenchman. Cantona initially received a two-week jail sentence for 
assault but that was changed on appeal to 120 hours community service. 

He also served a ban from March to October of 1995 and it was significant that, 
without Cantona, Manchester United lost the title to Blackburn Rovers, the only 
time in the past five seasons that the Reds didn't clinch the championship. 

Cantona was made captain last season and helped the club to two league titles in 
a row but his form in the season just ended was not up to his usual standard. He 
also was frustrated as losing his place on the French national team. 

Manchester United manager Alex Ferguson paid tribute to the Frenchman. 

"It's a sad day for United," said Ferguson who hired Cantona from Leeds for an 
amazingly cheap 1.2 million pounds ($1.92 million). "He has been a fantastic 
player for the club and we have won six trophies in his time with us." 
32.7645I wish.....CHEFS::CROSSAPunks jump up to get beat downMon May 19 1997 17:454
    He's just going for the vacant slot at Elm Park!
    
    
    			Stretch.
32.7646Au Revoir, Eric the KingESSB::BLONGA Quadruple of Premierships,93/94/96/97Mon May 19 1997 21:3311
The King has retired, and what a big loss to Manchester United he will be, but
we have got the best out of the big man, and for that we can be thankful. He 
played his best football at United, and I as a United fan have been privileged
to watch and meet one the Legends of Man United. In his 5 years and 3 months in
English Football he has won 5 League Championship medals, 2 FA Cup Winners 
Medals, 4 Charity Shields, been voted the PFA Player of the Year, and Voted the
Football writers Footballer of the Year. He has also been voted United's Player
of the Year on at least 3 occasions. He has done it all, and in the Red Shirt
that matters. He may be gone, but he will never be forgotten at Old Trafford.

B@ 
32.7647A poet perhaps ?....PATE::POUNDERMon May 19 1997 21:4914
    
    I think Cantona could aptly be called legendary...but I doubt he will
    be described as a Man U "Legend"....
    
    What a great player though, and sadly...one of the few characters has
    gone. Seems to be a very premature decision, he seemed to be having a
    "less effective" season from what I've read (NOT seen !), did this play
    a part in his decision ?
    
    whats the speculation on his future ??  Somehow I can't see him being
    involved in football other than a player....Is he going home to France
    or sticking around in Blighty ?
    
    Trevor
32.7648going,going,gone.....CHEFS::16.37.8.189::Madyou poor mis-guided foolsTue May 20 1997 12:1612
West Ham midfielder John Moncur may have unwittingly got his hands on a 
lucrative soccer souvenir. 

He persuaded Eric Cantona to swap shirts after the Hammers' league game at Old 
Trafford last Sunday, which turned out to be the retired Frenchman's last ever 
appearance for Manchester United. 

And auctioneers Sothebys have confirnmed the shirt could produce huge interest 
among collectors of sporting memorabilia. 


mad
32.7649Reward for ColeyESSB::BLONGA Quadruple of Premierships,93/94/96/97Tue May 20 1997 14:204
Cole has been called into the England squad for the 5 games coming up. A just
reward for an excellent season.

B@
32.7650Good riddance....GYMAC::DCASSIDYTue May 20 1997 14:2213
    
    Mmm, what you guys failed to include was Cantona's record as a
    player...TOTAL...
    
    	Basically he was a thug but a talented player....
    
    Good riddance I say....there are enough talented players who do not
    have to resort to thumping most things that move when things go against
    them....
    
    Dezzz.
    
    Dezzz.
32.7651to bad rubbishLINGO::FOWLERMABU and ProudTue May 20 1997 14:543
    Fair comment as always, Dezzz. I couldn't agree more. 8-)
    
    Mike
32.7652Yawn !CHEFS::EDWARDSDTue May 20 1997 15:503
    The last 2 notes are predictably dull responses from members of the All
    Below United club.  Get a life lads - the bloke was/is a genius and
    will be remembered as one of the all-time greats of English football.
32.7653Don't tell me - it's a tradegyCHEFS::KIRKPATRICKJLuck with a capital FTue May 20 1997 16:086
    
    Genius? This accolade is surely apt for the likes of Einstein,
    Nietzsche, Darwin and their ilk; hardly suitable for a bloke who was
    good at footy but a bit of a tosspot otherwise.
    
    j.
32.7654CHEFS::EDWARDSDTue May 20 1997 16:158
    >Genius? This accolade is surely apt for the likes of Einstein,
    >Nietzsche, Darwin and their ilk; hardly suitable for a bloke who was
    >good at footy but a bit of a tosspot otherwise.
    
    The term genius can be attributed to someone who is extremely gifted in 
    their chosen field.  I don't think there's any argument regarding
    Cantona's footballing ability - is there ?  The fact that he may or may
    not be a tosspot is totally irrelevant !
32.7655GYMAC::DCASSIDYTue May 20 1997 16:2011
    
    Dave I was trying to be little objective...
    
    Bobby Charlton was a brilliant footballer and at the time it was indeed
    sad when he retired..............................and as a comparison to
    Monsieur Cantona ...well there is none. I did say Cantona was a good
    player but my note was balancing all the riduculous hype about how good
    he was with the rather unsavoury side to his personality ...as ALSO
    pointed out by CNN text.
    
    Dezzz.
32.7656CHEFS::EDWARDSDTue May 20 1997 16:5022
    Dezzz,
    
    I think that it's important to realise the impact Cantona had on Utd to
    understand why there is this "ridiculous hype".  He joined Utd at a
    time when they were struggling in the league having lost the title the
    previous year to the sheep.  He literally transformed the team, the
    crowd and the whole atmosphere at O.T to a point where, for the next 18
    months, we felt unbeatable (domestically anyway !) Some of the football
    was simply breathtaking and you actually felt like it was an honour to
    watch him play (yeah, I know that sounds soft but there you go !).
    
    He is credited (right or wrongly) with ending the 26-year drought and
    for the continuing success.  Sure we've had plenty of good players, but
    Cantona's the man who made it all work - until this season that is. 
    His influence on the pitch has waned slightly but he still has this
    enormous presence/arrogance call it what you will.
    
    Agreed Bobby Charlton was one of the greats.  But ask Utd fans who they
    recall most fondly from that era and it'll be the Lawman or Best.  Just
    like the current era -  people won't remember Ince,Keane,Judas or even
    Sparky with the same affection - Cantona will be the "legend" from this 
    era. 
32.7657LINGO::FOWLERMABU and ProudTue May 20 1997 17:2715
    Dave,
    
    Just by way of curiosity, who do you mean by Judas, if you don't mean
    Ince?
    
    And let's be honest, Cantona was just a lardy, collars-up, Sheffield
    Wednesday reject who couldn't even get into his national side. You
    can't compare him with Bobby Charlton, who is, and always has been, a
    peerless ambassador for the game.
    
    Interestingly, Sparky said in an interview that it wasn't until he went
    to Chelsea that he learned how football ought to be played. Or words to
    that effect. 8-)
    
    Mike     
32.7658CHEFS::EDWARDSDTue May 20 1997 18:2720
    > Just by way of curiosity, who do you mean by Judas, if you don't mean
    > Ince?
 
    Kanchelskis !  Ince wanted to stay - Utd wanted him out, or rather
    Fergie wanted him out.
       
    >can't compare him with Bobby Charlton, who is, and always has been, a
    >peerless ambassador for the game.
    
    Oh, you mean ticket-tout Charlton !  Great guy, but no angel eh ?
    
    >Interestingly, Sparky said in an interview that it wasn't until he went
    >to Chelsea that he learned how football ought to be played. Or words to
    >that effect. 8-)
    
    Interesting comparison then between Chelsea (who supposedly play the
    game who it ought to be played) who finished 6th in the league, and Utd
    (who obviously don't have a bleedin' clue what they're doing) who
    finished 1st.  Sounds like sour grapes from Sparky if you ask me !
     
32.7659Not sour grapes - probably just misquoted...VARESE::TRNUX1::IDC_BSTRTue May 20 1997 18:4014
    >Interesting comparison then between Chelsea (who supposedly play the
    >game who it ought to be played) who finished 6th in the league, and Utd
    >(who obviously don't have a bleedin' clue what they're doing) who
    >finished 1st.  Sounds like sour grapes from Sparky if you ask me !
    
    Indeed. Bit like someone going from Williams to Jordan and saying: "Now
    *this* is what I call a F1 car!"
    
    Methinks Mr. Hughes was taken a bit out of context, although I did hear
    him mention that it wasn't until he went to Chelsea that he realised
    you could play centre-forward and *not* be asked to tackle back
    whenever the team lose possession...
    
    Dom
32.7660geniusVYGER::BONINIMTue May 20 1997 19:0013
    
    Being an international is not always a measure of ability but also
    of the ability to fit into a squad of the best of the countries
    players. The likes of Charlie Nicholas, Davie Cooper, Richard
    Gough, Jimmy Johnstone and even Roberto Baggio at the moment have
    never done well at international level despite their undoubted
    talents. Cantona didn't play too often because he was considered
    too much trouble on the park because of his temper. Anybody who
    argues against Cantona being one of the best is just stupid. He
    has more skill,vision and ability than any other player in Britain
    (except maybe Juninho)
    
    
32.7661Juninho hasn't been selected for Brazil either...VARESE::TRNUX1::IDC_BSTRTue May 20 1997 19:067
    re: -1 Very good point
    
    And if we want to be picky, I think the term "genius" is probably more
    applicable to George Best than to Bobby Charlton. Though I challenge
    anyone to suggest that they weren't both "great" players...
    
    Dom
32.7662MILE::JENKINSTue May 20 1997 19:4011
    
    I think "genius" is in the eye of the beholder. I also think that the
    term genius when applied to football - as in "footballing genius" is 
    just overworked tabloid tripe.
    
    btw: a point of information - Mark Hughes is now refered to as Hughesy
    by the Chelsea faithful. This obviously helps to distinguish him from
    the dickhead called Sparky who used to play in red :-)
    
    Richard.
    
32.7663Blinded by the HYPE!!!ESSB::IMPORTSTue May 20 1997 19:4130
    
    
    
    
    To be classified as a great player you have to perform at the highest 
    level i.e. World Cup finals, European Cup competitions. 
    A step or 3 above the domestic game. This is where United fanshave a
    blind spot in relation to M. Cantona.
    
    Cantona shone, except for the season just finished, in an average
    league. Teams from the premiership have struggled in Europe, yes even this
    year. Cantona struggled in Europe against the top teams. He had 5 - 6
    seasons to produce the goods in the Champions league but failed
    miserably.
    
    He failed at international level also. He was a disaster in Euro 92 in
    Sweden and France failed to qualify for World cup in 94. In both
    campaigns the manager persisted with Cantona but he could not deliver.
    Seems defences like Bulgaria and Sweden were that bit harder to crack than
    those at Coventry, West Ham, Tottingham etc. 
    
    While recognising that Cantona was an inspired and indeed inspiring
    player on his day, this tended to happen more often than not in the 
    Premiership and his record should stand in the context of the 
    Premiership.
    
    
    rgds
    
    Des. 
32.7664Same to you with knobs on :-)MILE::JENKINSTue May 20 1997 19:4412
    
    >Interesting comparison then between Chelsea (who supposedly play the
    >game who it ought to be played) who finished 6th in the league, and Utd
    >(who obviously don't have a bleedin' clue what they're doing) who
    >finished 1st.  
    
    >Sounds like sour grapes from Sparky if you ask me !
     
    Sound like sour grapes from a supporter of a team that only managed to
    take 1 point from Chelsea this season.
    
    Richard
32.7665Best was the bestMKTCRV::MANNERINGSTue May 20 1997 20:1416
    >ask Utd fans who they recall most fondly from that era and it'll be the 
    >Lawman or Best.
    
    Never saw Cantona live, but I was a student in Manchester in the early
    seventies and saw Best, Charlton etc. Off the pitch is irrelevant to
    me, but there was no doubt that George Best was playing a game which
    no-one else was even familiar with. It is not the media hype or the
    internal crap you remember, it is what they did with the ball. Pele and
    George Best were in a category of their own, and for me it hasn't been
    matched since, maybe because the game has changed so much since. 
    
    But say what you like Cantona's record speaks for itself. Where he
    went, the title went. Fergusen knows it and says it. That is why he
    stood by Eric even though it was clear that he had lost the magic.
    
    ..Kevin..
32.7666VYGER::BONINIMTue May 20 1997 20:2833
    
    
    >>-2
    
       To be classified as a great player you have to perform at the
    highest
        level i.e. World Cup finals, European Cup competitions.
    
    
    George Best never played in a world cup final and only one EURO final
    and he was without doubt one of the best
    
    
    >>> 
        Cantona shone, except for the season just finished, in an average
        league
    
    Average league ???
    
    What is an above average league ? Italy, Spain & Germany have only a
    few top teams same as in England
    
    
    >>>  Cantona struggled in Europe against the top teams. He had 5 - 6
        seasons to produce the goods in the Champions league but failed
        miserably
    
    Cantona can't be held  soley responsible for United in Europe. They
    lost 5 games by one goal none of which were his fault. Tactical naivety
    and inexperience cost them the games. 
    
    
     
32.7667So who's supposed to be knocking them in for the French?VARESE::TRNUX1::IDC_BSTRTue May 20 1997 20:3319
    >He failed at international level also. He was a disaster in Euro 92 in
    >Sweden and France failed to qualify for World cup in 94. In both
    >campaigns the manager persisted with Cantona but he could not deliver.
    >Seems defences like Bulgaria and Sweden were that bit harder to crack than
    >those at Coventry, West Ham, Tottingham etc. 
    
    >While recognising that Cantona was an inspired and indeed inspiring
    >player on his day, this tended to happen more often than not in the 
    >Premiership and his record should stand in the context of the 
    >Premiership.
    
    All this in a world where mighty Scotland have only conceded two goals in
    international football in the last two years. And the scorers? A Mr. A
    Shearer (of the mediocre Premiership) and a Mr. P. Gascoigne (formerly of
    the mediocre Premiership).
    
    Someone's got the script wrong somehwere.
    
    Dom
32.7668ESSB::IMPORTSTue May 20 1997 20:4929
    Re 1.
    
   > George Best never played in a world cup final and only 1 euro final
    and he was without one of the best.
    
    Agreed, he was 1 of the best, but Northern Ireland teams in the late
    60's could not compare with French squads in the 90's which should have
    done better i.e qualify for World cup '94.
    
    >What is an above average league? Italy Spain & Germany have only a few
    top teams same as in England.
    
    Italian, Spanish, German, and French teams have generally appeared in
    more Euro cup finals than English teams, so it would suggest that their
    leagues  or at the very least some of their teams are of a higher
    standard. 
    
    
    >Cantona cant be held solely responsible for United in Europe.
    
    Agreed, but as earlier noted he was responsible for the change 
    in United's fortunes and contributed largely to their championship
    victories so he should take his fair share of blame for United 
    Euro failures. Ferguson looked to him to lead them into Europe but he
    could not deliver.
    
    
    
    
32.7669My opinion...the only real one !PATE::POUNDERTue May 20 1997 21:1322
    
    Geez...there's loadsa "extreme" position statements flying around. Most
    folks seem to have some factual stuff but ignore everyone else's !
    
    FWIW I believe the following....
    
    1) Cantona is a "genius" at footie "skills"
    2) He is an idiot at discipline
    3) He can't be a Man U legend as he was only there 5 years and his
       behaviour does not lend itself to the term "legend". Best was no
       angel but his silliness was usually off the park.
    4) Charlton is a legend for his long career, qty of goals, behaviour
       and sheer hard work that made him a long-term internatonal player.
    5) It is unfair to say Cantona didn't do it at international level.
       He was in dispute with management most of the time, got banned etc
       so he didn't have the chance...I say he would have done it given a
       "normal" career at international level.
    
    ..and how come the previous not brings Scotland into this argument ???
    Keep it relevant please !
    
    Trevor  
32.7670Ponder, gentlemen, ponder...VARESE::TRNUX1::IDC_BSTRTue May 20 1997 21:3518
    Good ole Trev...he always puts us right in the end! Pity we have to
    wait until 5.00pm for him to log in though...
    
    >...and how come the previous not brings Scotland into this argument ???
    
    In no way was my comment intended to be a blight against Scotland. I
    was just trying to show the flaws in the reasoning in a previous note,
    i.e. if Premiership defences are so mediocre, how come the likes of
    Hendrie, Calderwood, Burley et al seem so hard to score against at
    international level?
    
    More to the point (given the comparisons with Italian, German, Spanish
    and French footy), where does all this put current European Cup-winning
    captain, Gianluca Vialli? He's done more bench-warming in one
    Premiership season than many players do in a lifetime ;-)
    
    Dom
                    
32.7671Obscure Tap referenceCHEFS::KIRKPATRICKJLuck with a capital FTue May 20 1997 21:4113
    
    Cantona is a "genius" in the same sense that being relegated is a
    "tradegy" or spilling coffee on my desk is a "disaster". In other
    words, not at all really, except in the narrowest of contexts where it
    ultimately means nothing. This, of course, means that you end up
    talking nonsense - but, hey, this is football notes!
    
    Marty Di Bergi
     
    
    
    
     
32.7672VYGER::BONINIMWed May 21 1997 12:2310
    re .7668 concerning English Euro perfomances
    
    I would dispute your comments on English performances in Europe.
    English clubs have taken the Euro Cup 8 times (9  if you include
    Celtic) and have won the CWC and Uefa (Fairs) countless times. 
    The recent poor performances could be put down to the ban in the 80s.
    Marseille were the first Frnch club to win a Euro trophy in the early
    90s and I beleive they had it taken off them for a bribary scandal.
    German clubs haven't done to well recently either and have the great
    Real Madrid won the Euro Cup since the early 60s??? 
32.7673ESSB::IMPORTSWed May 21 1997 13:2345
    
    .7667
    > So whose supposed to be knocking them in for the French?
    
    France inability to score goals cost them in Euro '96, despite having
    quality players like Zidane, Djarkoff Sp? 
    Cantona could not even make the French SQUAD despite their lack of goal
    scoring power.
    
    Defences at International level tend to be tighter than at club level
    especially if they are managed by canny managers like Brown of Scotland
    Ask Mr Brown about the Estonian defence.
    It was practically impossible to score against Ireland from 89 -92
    thanks to Charlton's astute tactics using fairly ordinary defenders.
    In this climate of tight defences the truly great players come to the
    fore.eg. Shearer, Klinsmann, Baggio in '94, Romario, Ronaldo, Stoichov,
    Van Basten, Gullit, the list goes on and does not include Cantona.
    
    
    .7669
    
    I agree with most of your points except 5.
    Cantona had many oppertunities to do the businees for France (and for
    United at International club level) but he failed to deliver when it
    really mattered, Euro '92 and the key qualifying matches for World 
    Cup '94.
    
    .7670
    
    Re Vialli. 
     Man U made a big mistake when they sold Sparky/ Hughesy :*)
    Some players make it when they move to other domestic leagues, some
    dont. Popescu could'nt get into the Spurs team, last week he led
    Barcelona to Cup Winners Cup victory.
    
    .7672
    
    Yes, English teams practically owned the European Cup late 70's/ early
    80's but I was referring to the Cantona era in the Premiership 91 - 97
    and the performance of English teams in Europe during this period. 
    
    
    regards
    
    Des
32.7674But we'll never know, will we?VARESE::TRNUX1::IDC_BSTRWed May 21 1997 13:5218
    >France inability to score goals cost them in Euro '96, despite having
    >quality players like Zidane, Djarkoff Sp? 
    >Cantona could not even make the French SQUAD despite their lack of goal
    >scoring power.
    
    Sounds like the "chicken or the egg?" scenario to me, i.e. the French
    lacked scoring power (and, above all, FLAIR) *because* Cantona and Ginola 
    were not around. At EC96, Djorkaeff was fair-to-middling, while Zidane did 
    a passable impersonation of the Invisible Man. 
    
    The absence of messieurs Cantona and Ginola was as much a disciplinary
    issue as anything else, not a question of being unable to make the
    squad - a bit like saying that Gascoigne can't make the England team. Try 
    asking the French press/public why their team looked so mediocre at EC96,
    and you can bet the name Cantona will come up.
    
    Dom 
    
32.7675They love to write about the KingESSB::BLONGA Quadruple of Premierships,93/94/96/97Wed May 21 1997 16:4613
The King has really got the begrudgers out in force this week. He is a great
player, end of story. See what the sad Scousers have started. I suppose he 
could never play for Liverpool, as his hairstyle wouldn't fit in.
This is cr*p abou him not doing it for United in Europe and for France. He has
not played for France for Years, and they could have done with him in Euro 96'
as that French team was poor. The manager will not pick him, so how has he 
failed for France. He had an average Euro Cup for United, but he was no failure.
He has done it all in England and will go down as the man that started the 
foreign invasion of the Premiership. He is the King and he will always reign.
He is a legand at Manchester United, and will always be. He goes down with
Edwards, Law, Charlton, Best and Robson as a Manchester United Legend, and
to be honest what all you ABU think will never change that. So keep on writing
and hope that his departure will affect us, but you will be waiting.
32.7676King CobblersCHEFS::KIRKPATRICKJLuck with a capital FWed May 21 1997 16:556
    
    re. last
    
    I didn't realise that Elvis played for Man. Utd. 
    
    j.
32.7677ABBA ABBA HEY!!ESSB::IMPORTSWed May 21 1997 16:5614
    
    Re .7675
    
    Brian,
    
    I'm not an ABU, honest. I'm an ABBA ....
    
    Anyone But Boring Arsenal
    
    
    hth
    
    Des
    
32.7678but we INVENTED the damned game ! PATE::POUNDERWed May 21 1997 21:3216
    re 7672
    
    ...."9 if you include Celtic"....what?  in the English record of
    European cup wins ??  Sure.....why not include Real Madrid, Bayern
    Munich, Juventus, AC Milan too....that means English clubs have won the
    European cup around 50 times.
    
    English clubs are not doing great in Europe simply because the teams
    from other countries are BETTER...nothing to do with the ban, what a
    f*****n excuse THAT is. For years the continental European teams have
    been outstripping "british" teams with better coaching, better
    technique, more sensible schedules etc etc.....
    
    Are you finding it hard to understand ? or just hard to take ? !!!
    
    Trevor
32.7679is Glasgow in EnglandVYGER::PATRICKDThu May 22 1997 06:313
    Good one Trevor!
    
          kev
32.7680VYGER::BONINIMThu May 22 1997 12:109
    
    
    by including Celtic I was meaning a BRITISH style of football. I'm
    aware that Glasgow isn't in England so you can put your claymore away.
    Also I think the ban had a lot to do with english clubs losing touch in
    Europe. You need regular competition at the highest level in order to
    compete successfully at the highest level.
    
     
32.7681IRNBRU::PIKEThu May 22 1997 15:5223
Blimey I'm of line for a couple of days due to moving to MS-Exchange and all
hell breaks loose in the UTD note!

Anyway re the remarks on Monsieur Eric. I struggle with the idea of calling him
a footballing genius. A good player certainly that makes things happen but he
is not in the same league as people like Law or Best. A good measure is to
compare his contribution to Utd recent success to other members of the team
such as Giggs, Ince, Sparky, etc. Is it contribution greater than these
players? I see him as one of the key players and in the run in at the end of
the 95/96 season he did stand out but many times it has been other players who
have won matches with Eric standing and watching.

Having said that I will miss him greatly and he will be difficult to replace. I
don't know who to replace him with but I certainly hope it is not Juninio
(sp?). He can look good on occasions but I don't think he cuts it at the top
level. He hardly shone in the cup final.

Maybe the answer is to give Ronnie Johanson a run in the role and see how he
does. Then again maybe not!

Rgds, Steve.

    
32.7682Pardon?LINGO::FOWLERMABU and ProudThu May 22 1997 16:375
    Hmmm. So if I understand you correctly, you're saying don't buy Juninho
    because he doesn't cut it at top level, and Ronny Johnsen is a better
    bet? Interesting opinion. 8-)
    
    Mike
32.7683Has Ray been at your keyboard?CHEFS::CROSSAPunks jump up to get beat downThu May 22 1997 16:4514
    >>I certainly hope it is not Juninio (sp?). He can look good on occasions 
    >>but I don't think he cuts it at the top level. He hardly shone in the 
    >>cup final.
    
    
    My ghast is truly flabbered! He is going to be a huge loss to the
    premiership if he does go to Real. The guys commitment and skill are
    unquestionable and would be a mighty asset to Utd (IMHO). I agree that
    on the Cup Final day he was not at his best but would you be a little
    knocked back if some spawny Italian fluked a goal in 45 seconds (Hi
    Richard!).
    
    
    			Stretch.     
32.7684Nothing better to do..CHEFS::KIRKPATRICKJLuck with a capital FThu May 22 1997 17:518
    
    Re. last few
    
    I think you'll find that Steve recommends Ronnie Johanson, not Ronnie
    Johnsen. He must be some other Scandanavian in the mould of Cantona,
    Juninho, Best etc..
    
    Mr Picky.
32.7685We've got more Italians than you...CHEFS::JAMESPThu May 22 1997 18:2113
    
    
    I still believe that Giggs could fill the Cantona role, his biggest
    weakness is his crossing thus a position just behind the Striker would
    be ideal. 
    
    Stretch 
    
    As for spawney  Italian "how dare you" God 3 if you like after
    Rudd and Zola  ;-) 
    
    Pj
             
32.7686Shouldn't spawny refer to a Frog? aka Eric?MILE::JENKINSThu May 22 1997 21:2310
    
    re. English success in Europe.
    
    English clubs have won more European trophies than any other European
    nation. Bar none.
    
    And I hoping that the "spawny Italian" (you disappoint me, Stretch :-)) 
    will help bring another trophy back to England next season. 
    
    Richard.
32.7687Come an' 'av a go.....PATE::POUNDERFri May 23 1997 07:506
    Re -1
    
    By trophy's  I assume you mean silverware and not slashed faces,
    kicked-in heads and stolen property....just curious....
    
    Twev 
32.7688So you don't dispute the "flukey" bit? CHEFS::CROSSAPunks jump up to get beat downFri May 23 1997 13:2511
    Richard,
    
    >>And I hoping that the "spawny Italian" (you disappoint me, Stretch :-)) 
    >>will help bring another trophy back to England next season.
    
      You mean the World Cup group qualification cup?
    
    
    
    			Stretch.
    
32.7689Flukey? No. Magnifico? Si!MILE::JENKINSFri May 23 1997 17:1014
    
    
   Stretch,
    
    >>And I hoping that the "spawny Italian" (you disappoint me, Stretch :-)) 
    >>will help bring another trophy back to England next season.
    
    >      You mean the World Cup group qualification cup?
    
    Maybe he will if the Italians allow him to bring this mythical trophy 
    over here. It'll be the only chance we get to see it... England aren't 
    going to win it are they.
    
    Richard.
32.7690manchester unitedESSB::DREDDINGTONFri May 23 1997 17:235
    I think also Ryan Giggs is the player to fill the Cantona role.He has
    shown he is at his best when given a free role.Ferguson tough has said
    he is hoping to bring in a couple of new players.
    
    David.
32.7691CHEFS::EDWARDSDFri May 23 1997 17:4325
    >Ferguson tough has said he is hoping to bring in a couple of new
    >players.
    
    Maybe so, but that doesn't mean they will be players to replace Eric. 
    I believe/hope that Utd will strenghten their defence and possibly
    introduce another midfield player.  Well we can't rely on Keane to
    play a full season can we ?  Players currently being linked include
    Desailly (midfield or centre-back), Rios (centre-back) and, the more
    publicised ones, Batistuta and Juninho.
    
    Of those, Desailly would be good, but why not get Ince back instead ? 
    In my opnion Ince is a better player, he knows the English game well
    and he obviously knows the club.  I must confess to not knowing much
    about Rios, although Utd have been tracking him for months.  Batistuta
    and Juninho - no chance.
    
    I've actually been trying to think of players who are available and who
    would improve the team.  I am not suggesting for a minute that the team
    can't be improved, but there's no point spending 15m on players if they
    don't add any real value, and perhaps worse still, upset the apple cart
    a bit (cf Middlesboro').  There's no point suggesting players like
    Renaldo because it's not being realistic.  I liked that N'Gutty (?sp)
    who players for PSG however I don't think he's available.  Any
    suggestions ?  Anyone care ?  Mike Fowler - I know that you care deeply
    about Utd.  Surely you must have a suggestion or two ?
32.7692Saddam Hussein?LINGO::FOWLERMABU and ProudFri May 23 1997 18:1311
    Certainly Dave. Glad to help, mate.
    
    The key point here is finding players who can be as popular as the
    rest of the lovable Old Trafford mob. Hmmm. How about Ratko Mladic? Or
    maybe you could persuade Josef Mengele to come out of retirement.
    
    Either one would probably score more goals than Savo. 8-)
    
    Mike
    
    
32.7693Guv.CHEFS::KIRKPATRICKJLuck with a capital FFri May 23 1997 18:337
    
    Dave,
    
    Re. players not upsetting the apple cart - Ince?? I thought that's why
    Fergie got rid of him in the first place?
    
    j.
32.7694CHEFS::EDWARDSDFri May 23 1997 19:064
    Yep I know but there were rumours at the time that Fergie and Ince just
    needed a cooling-off period. Well, 2 years is long enough, although
    judging by Ince's recent outburst in the papers, it sounds like he's
    still the same arrogant obnoxious tw*t.
32.7695Reformed character?VARESE::TRNUX1::IDC_BSTRFri May 23 1997 19:3424
    Talking of Mr. Ince, all the comments I've heard from him recently
    would suggest that he's (become) a lot more sensible off the field than
    on. He was interviewed by Italian TV as he came off the field after the
    UEFA Cup Fnal defeat v Schalke 04 (the only Inter player to stay and
    watch the German players receive their medals), and I was amazed to
    hear that his Italian really isn't that bad (puts Mark Hateley and
    Gazza well in the shade...in fact, I'd say his Italian is far better
    than the English of messrs. Vialli and Zola). He also said one or two
    sensible things, especially for a player who had just lost a Euro
    final.
    
    As for his future, who can say? The Italian newspapers made him MOTM
    on Wednesday, and there was a huge banner saying "Ince the Warrior Must
    Stay", or words to that effect. The president, Moratti, also said that
    Ince will be leaving over his dead body. Ince himself appears to be
    particularly concerned about finding a suitable school for his five
    year old (the nearest international school is in the centre of Milan,
    more than an hour's drive from the Ince family residence on Lake Como),
    and keeping the wife happy (oo, er!), given the amount of time he's
    away from home.
    
    A far cry from the Elephant & Castle street urchin, nest-ce pas?
    
    Dom 
32.7696Time to buy Euro successIRNBRU::VYGER::DOUGLASCMon May 26 1997 16:4714
    Fergie should go for Batistuta and Roberto Baggio. I reckon he could
    get them both for 15 million.  Baggio would more than easily fill 
    Cantona's boots IMO and Batistuta is a big strong reliable goal
    scorer which is what ManU have sorley needed over the last few months.
    
    With these two additions to the squad and maybe one in centre midfield,
    Desailly would be a dream buy, then Manu would stand a far better
    chance of winning the European Cup.
    
    Think of the interest in ManU at the moment.  If Fergie managed to
    get Baggio OR Batistuta then the ManU shareholders would be
    laughing all the way to the bank.
    
    C.
32.7697Cantona ProfileESSB::BLONGA Quadruple of Premierships,93/94/96/97Wed May 28 1997 21:34116
32.7698PatentedESSB::BLONGA Quadruple of Premierships,93/94/96/97Thu May 29 1997 21:3416
Thursday, May 29 1997 

Eric Cantona has applied to register his name and the phrases
'Ooh Aah Cantona' and 'Cantona 7' as commercial trademarks,
the patent office said yesterday. 

If the applications are successful, Cantona, the Manchester United
striker who retired from football earlier this month, will be able
to prevent anyone else selling clothing, magazines or posters
featuring his name. 

A multi-million pound merchandising industry has built up around
the Frenchman, which experts believe will continue to grow in
spite of his retirement. 


32.7699Return to MunichESSB::BLONGA Quadruple of Premierships,93/94/96/97Thu May 29 1997 21:3524
For Albert Scanlon, the sight of Munich airport for the first time
since the Busby Babes perished 39 years ago revived the nightmare
so vividly that he is switching to train and ferry for today's
journey home. 

'I'm not sorry I came back,' said the portly, little man who was
never quite the same winger again. 'This is something I needed to
do once before I die. But I was sweating and rigid as we touched
down and I can't face another take off from here.' 

For Bobby Charlton, it was not flying in from Japan for one of
the many Munich stopovers in his subsequent jet-set life which
had him choking back the emotion yesterday. It was the powerful
recollection of how the human warmth and football brilliance of
Duncan Edwards, Roger Byrne, Tommy Taylor and the others had
been snuffed out. 

'They never grew old like the rest of us,' said the ambassadorial
figure who survived to become a living legend in the world game. 

'But they are still my friends. They live forever in my mind. Not
a day goes by without I remember them.' 


32.7700RDGENG::MORRELLSlip Away....Thu May 29 1997 21:379
    >'Ooh Aah Cantona'
    
    Wasn't it the Leeds fans who came up with the phrase 'Ooh Aah
    Cantona'... so I don't see why he should be able to make it into a
    commercial trademark...
    
    Cheers,
    
    	Rick.
32.7701IRNBRU::HOWARDShower me with sugar lumpsThu May 29 1997 22:154
    It was actually the Republic of Ireland supporters who started this
    with "Ooh Aah Paul McGrath", so there!!!!
    
    Ray....
32.7702Many Many years agoCHEFS::JAMESPFri May 30 1997 12:4710
    
    
    No way when I was about 20 I went out with this girl and she was always
    going ooohhh aahhh, never mentioned Mcgrath or Cantonna thou...
    
    Mind you my best mate said she was the same with him when I went away
    for the weekend... ;-)
    
    Pj
    
32.7703and the correct answer is......IRNBRU::PIKEFri May 30 1997 14:2010
    There was an article on Radio 5 about this last night. The furthest
    back they traced it was to a Runrig type group (ie shite ;-0) who where
    very popular in the '70's in Ireland and Scotland.

    They where pro IRA and had a song with the chorus oh ah up the 'RA. As
    in up the IRA. This was claimed to be origin of this classic musical
    phase which the Irish football fan modified for Mcgrath and then was
    copied by Leeds and Utd supporters.

    This is Steve Pike for News at 10:19 in the morning 
32.7704IRNBRU::HOWARDShower me with sugar lumpsFri May 30 1997 18:306
    I've just remembered where the "Ooh Aah" chant came from....it's from
    the Gap Band's "Oops-Upside Your Head"....
    
    Do I get a prize?...
    
    Ray....
32.7705nope!IRNBRU::PIKEFri May 30 1997 19:016
    No Ray you don't. This was also brought up on Radio 5 and The Gap Band
    song was after this other crowd I mentioned in -.2
    
    So if there are any prizes going I get them!
    
    Steve.
32.7706sadIRNBRU::VYGER::DOUGLASCFri May 30 1997 19:263
    God, your all sad.
    
    Craig.
32.7707Cole the GoalESSB::BLONGA Quadruple of Premierships,93/94/96/97Tue Jun 03 1997 21:2414
Monday, June 2 1997 

Peter Beardsley today surprisingly named Andy Cole as his perfect
football partner. 

He placed the Manchester United striker above England captain
Alan Shearer and Les Ferdinand in the list of top modern 
Newcastle hit-men. 

Beardsley's tribute is extraordinary considering Shearer is being
acclaimed an English sporting hero following the 2-0 victory over
Poland in the World Cup qualifier on Saturday. 


32.7708Italian No-GoESSB::BLONGA Quadruple of Premierships,93/94/96/97Tue Jun 03 1997 21:2618
32.7709Brazil Ace for O.T.?????ESSB::BLONGA Quadruple of Premierships,93/94/96/97Tue Jun 03 1997 21:3234
JUNINHO REFUSES TO RULE OUT OLD TRAFFORD MOVE

Middlesbrough's brilliant Brazilan star Juninho has not ruled out
the possibilty of a move to FA Carling Premiership champions
United. 

When asked in an interview with Sky Sports if he had dismissed
the prospect of staying in England, he added: ``I enjoy playing in
the Premiership. 

``It is not true I rejected Manchester United. They are a big club
who are in the Champions' League next season. 

``I have to see Middlesbrough first whatever I decide, but
afterwards maybe I can think about it.'' 

Juninho, however, also spoke of a liking for the Spanish game. 

The Brazilian star, blameless in Middlesbrough's Premiership demise,
admitted he wanted the greater exposure the Spanish league
offered. 

The player was devastated at being left out of the Brazil squad
for the Tournoi de France and cannot afford to risk missing out
on his country's bid to regain the World Cup next year. 

He added: ``I must be part of the World Cup squad, but I did not
get picked for the Tournoi which upset me - I know I have to
go away and play well. 

``It would be easier for me to get back if I play in Spain. At
home more Spanish football is watched than Brazilian football.'' 


32.7710MILE::JENKINSWed Jun 04 1997 16:367
32.7711Another Dane for O.T.????ESSB::BLONGA Quadruple of Premierships,93/94/96/97Fri Jun 06 1997 13:3274
32.7712Laudrup off to AjaxMILE::JENKINSFri Jun 06 1997 17:405
    
    Ceefax reports that Laudrup has agreed terms with Ajax.
    
    Richard.