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Posting history for user CHEFS::PANES

643 notes across 15 conferences

Known Personal Names (55)

America...what time is love??

An honest face and a stupid hairstyle

Being and nothingness

Blimey Caff, we've ad a wight wesult

Catatonia???...sweet

Chances are, we might be stars

Debbie Magee: Old dog - new tricks

DECattrition the tool of the 90s

Destination unknown

Don't go to Goa

Fergie..or may I call you slut?

Fifty grand or the foetus gets it

From a whisper to a scream

from a whisper to a scream

Funny blokes, women

God made me gorgeous

Goodbye to innocence,goodbye Samantha Pope

hardbodies? Mmmm...yes please

High drama at the low morale coral

Honey,its time for a new Persona

If I could talk, I'd tell you

If love is answer,what was the question?

Knickers With Attitude

Life is a displacement activity

life is a displacemnet activity

Lloyd Bridges and the Commotions

Margaret Rutherford and the Mechanics

Matthew Simmons is innocent

mind games without frontiers

m|o|r|i|b|u|n|d

No infinitive left unsplit

Norfolk - the English Provence

Oh no, here come the fishheads

Phil Collins?? Nein danke

Piccadilly, Coca Cola, subway slime

Public footprint size 8

Quick scarper, its the law

Red sky at night, Brixton's alight

Rule number 1 - pretend its fun

Say it with mousemats

sealions on my chest

sealions on my shirt

sensible shoes

sex without strings - just ropes

Something for the weekend?

South London - Cheeky as F

Sweet catatonia

Tell Ced

thats what my dentist said

the lightness of being unbearable

Too handsome to be homeless

Tramp the dirt down

Use by 29/11/96

We don't talk about love, we just get drunk

Why worry, when you can pray?

Possible 8 Other Accounts for CHEFS::PANES

Username	Total Posts	First Post	Last Post	Most Used Personal Name
YUPPY::PANES	2,708	`Thu Jun 16 1988`	`Fri Oct 20 1995`	Mixing up phat
4106::CATHY_W	1	`Mon Oct 22 1990`	`Mon Oct 22 1990`	Destination unknown
DELUXE::WRIGHT	7	`Fri Feb 07 1992`	`Fri Apr 24 1992`	Destination unknown
LDYBUG::LAVEY	62	`Mon Feb 22 1988`	`Wed Mar 27 1991`	Tryna keep the conversation lively.
SMAUG::CATHY_W	145	`Thu Apr 24 1986`	`Tue May 30 1995`	Destination unknown
PEKING::GLYNNP	382	`Fri Jun 23 1989`	`Thu Jan 10 1991`	Richard Nixon is Mr. Ed
SQGUK::NOCK	278	`Thu Dec 01 1988`	`Fri Sep 03 1993`	I'LL have a Babycham
WELMTS::GREENB	1,805	`Thu Jul 14 1988`	`Mon Jul 01 1991`	burning with optimism's flames

Summary of Posts

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Conference	Total Posts	Conference Title
trucks::football;1	269	Soccer Football Conference
vaxcat::ef96	159	EF96: The No-Nonsense Conference
marvin::uk_music	99	The UK Music Conference
vaxcat::ef95	34	Conference closed
tallis::celt	29	Celt Notefile
cosme3::es96	17	ES96: fluff noters' emporium
rocks::uk_digital	8	Working for Digital in the UK
auss::oz	7	Australia and Things Australian
rocks::uk_tv	5	Television and Films in the UK
7.286::digital	4	The Digital way of working
chefs::london	4	London - All that life can afford
turris::womannotes-v5	4	Topics of Interest to Women
terri::cars_uk	2	Cars in the UK
back40::soapbox	1	Soapbox. Just Soapbox.
govt02::basingstoke	1	* BASINGSTOKE - Gateway to Wessex *

Conference back40::soapbox (Soapbox. Just Soapbox.)

1 posts

TOPIC	96.0	Whatever Happened To ... ?
	96.454	`Wed May 01 1996 10:46`	Whats in a name	12 lines

Conference terri::cars_uk (Cars in the UK)

2 posts

TOPIC	24.0	Seen in passing
	24.4710	`Mon Oct 14 1996 17:55`	released next month	4 lines
	24.4712	`Mon Oct 14 1996 18:02`		7 lines

Conference 7.286::digital (The Digital way of working)

4 posts

TOPIC	3107.0	I'm History !!
	3107.605	`Thu Nov 28 1996 10:43`		9 lines
TOPIC	4393.0	HLO institues new security measures
	4393.124	`Thu Feb 08 1996 13:24`	Oh dear...	18 lines
	4393.126	`Thu Feb 08 1996 14:52`	mea culpa	12 lines
TOPIC	4419.0	Security/facility
	4419.14	`Tue Feb 13 1996 07:50`	er thats .. Stuart D Panes	6 lines

Conference vaxcat::ef95 (Conference closed)

34 posts

TOPIC	3.0	Sign Out
	3.256	`Fri Dec 01 1995 16:33`		3 lines
TOPIC	10.0	The colo(u)r of the sky
	10.670	`Tue Dec 05 1995 14:16`	Beeb=GLR	7 lines
	10.691	`Wed Dec 06 1995 13:32`		8 lines
TOPIC	11.0	Obituaries
	11.176	`Tue Dec 12 1995 18:16`	Yus...he's brown bread	6 lines
TOPIC	12.0	It happened on this day
	12.237	`Wed Nov 08 1995 11:52`		6 lines
TOPIC	13.0	The $port$ note
	13.337	`Thu Nov 30 1995 18:36`	Whos whining??	11 lines
	13.362	`Fri Dec 01 1995 15:23`	Cue nostaligic dribblings	24 lines
TOPIC	15.0	Unanswerable Questions
	15.487	`Fri Dec 15 1995 18:24`	Laurie Brown - an angel masquerading as Murray Walker	9 lines
TOPIC	16.0	I'm in a good mood!
	16.942	`Wed Dec 06 1995 20:24`	St Stuart of South London	15 lines
	16.944	`Thu Dec 07 1995 12:53`		15 lines
TOPIC	19.0	Film reviews
	19.91	`Tue Nov 21 1995 12:05`	I beleive its now available on video in the UK	18 lines
TOPIC	20.0	Flotsam and Jetsam found on the net
	20.177	`Fri Dec 15 1995 18:25`		14 lines
	20.179	`Mon Dec 18 1995 11:49`	Monk de whalley de honk?	8 lines
TOPIC	24.0	EF get-togethers
	24.348	`Wed Nov 01 1995 19:53`	"nuff said	22 lines
	24.351	`Thu Nov 02 1995 11:24`		18 lines
	24.355	`Thu Nov 02 1995 11:56`	How about a what should one wear abroad topic??	18 lines
	24.357	`Thu Nov 02 1995 12:03`	doh!	9 lines
	24.360	`Thu Nov 02 1995 12:15`		23 lines
	24.362	`Thu Nov 02 1995 12:25`		20 lines
	24.372	`Thu Nov 02 1995 15:39`		12 lines
TOPIC	36.0	The Royal Note
	36.215	`Fri Nov 17 1995 14:51`		4 lines
TOPIC	46.0	The I'm Bored Note
	46.711	`Fri Nov 10 1995 18:42`	I hope this breaks the tedium	10 lines
TOPIC	61.0	Green shoots it is then
	61.503	`Thu Nov 02 1995 13:42`	Hmmmm	20 lines
	61.506	`Thu Nov 02 1995 13:58`	blah blah blah	27 lines
	61.508	`Thu Nov 02 1995 14:12`		16 lines
	61.522	`Wed Nov 08 1995 20:22`	Vote with your heads, not your wallets...morons	7 lines
	61.529	`Thu Nov 09 1995 11:54`		10 lines
	61.588	`Mon Nov 13 1995 11:36`		11 lines
TOPIC	79.0	Comments on big lottery wins.
	79.76	`Tue Dec 12 1995 15:25`	Everyone's a winner.........NOT!!!!!	11 lines
TOPIC	166.0	favourite examples of humour and why
	166.85	`Fri Dec 15 1995 11:54`		16 lines
TOPIC	169.0	The Rosemary West trial
	169.38	`Tue Nov 21 1995 19:50`	No OJ in Winchester	19 lines
TOPIC	186.0	But is it art?
	186.27	`Tue Nov 28 1995 17:34`	Spot the double negative	31 lines
	186.88	`Wed Nov 29 1995 18:29`		16 lines
TOPIC	189.0	The Riots hit London Again
	189.2	`Thu Dec 14 1995 12:30`	It took me a lot longer to get in this morning	3 lines

Conference auss::oz (Australia and Things Australian)

7 posts

TOPIC	4.0	This Sporting Life
	4.106	`Mon Jun 17 1996 21:19`	not that I think England will be in it	7 lines
	4.108	`Tue Jun 18 1996 03:56`	winter woolies packed	21 lines
	4.110	`Tue Jun 18 1996 21:43`		14 lines
TOPIC	223.0	Car Rental for Digital Employee ?
	223.7	`Sat Feb 17 1996 01:52`	No birds	3 lines
	223.10	`Thu Feb 22 1996 00:54`	No kidding	4 lines
TOPIC	227.0	Australian detained without trial in India
	227.57	`Wed Jan 03 1996 05:13`		71 lines
TOPIC	252.0	Info on Brisbane please
	252.14	`Sat Feb 17 1996 01:50`		6 lines

Conference chefs::london (London - All that life can afford)

4 posts

TOPIC	427.0	Gatwick Airport question
	427.26	`Mon Feb 26 1996 11:40`	Too handsome to be homeless	3 lines
TOPIC	1104.0	E-Mail address required
	1104.1	`Tue Jan 30 1996 11:42`	Tramp the dirt down	5 lines
TOPIC	1107.0	St. George Church
	1107.3	`Thu Feb 08 1996 13:47`		13 lines
TOPIC	1108.0	We are on our way!
	1108.2	`Fri Feb 23 1996 12:03`		8 lines

Conference marvin::uk_music (The UK Music Conference)

99 posts

TOPIC	22.0	1st liners (see 22.447 before posting one)
	22.6917	`Wed Feb 21 1996 19:45`	Go now - The Moody Blues	0 lines
	22.6921	`Thu Feb 22 1996 12:09`	LHC	4 lines
	22.6923	`Thu Feb 22 1996 12:31`	Bang on, Dickie...off you go	0 lines
	22.7069	`Wed May 08 1996 14:54`	aNarChy in the UK	0 lines
	22.7071	`Wed May 08 1996 15:32`		5 lines
	22.7074	`Wed May 08 1996 15:50`	Do it Fruitbat	3 lines
TOPIC	107.0	UK Musicians
	107.42	`Tue May 07 1996 21:45`	Throw in a minor chord and you're a Killer Axe Queen	7 lines
	107.44	`Wed May 08 1996 13:28`		15 lines
TOPIC	137.0	Cocteau Twins
	137.212	`Thu Feb 22 1996 17:54`	Yep,,,beautifully wistful	0 lines
TOPIC	252.0	HELP!
	252.2	`Tue Jun 11 1996 13:49`		5 lines
TOPIC	611.0	Captain's Log/The Secret Diary Of...
	611.3012	`Tue Nov 21 1995 13:52`		12 lines
	611.3037	`Thu Nov 30 1995 14:56`		5 lines
	611.3040	`Thu Nov 30 1995 15:18`		12 lines
	611.3046	`Thu Nov 30 1995 17:58`	Whither Babs "Chubbles" Groan??	18 lines
	611.3048	`Thu Nov 30 1995 18:13`		12 lines
	611.3053	`Mon Dec 04 1995 14:33`	"Pos" = Pops	4 lines
	611.3069	`Tue Dec 12 1995 15:07`		14 lines
	611.3072	`Tue Dec 12 1995 19:39`	Can I claim my prize??	14 lines
	611.3093	`Fri Dec 15 1995 14:16`	An odd billy writes	12 lines
	611.3306	`Tue Feb 06 1996 14:15`	Drude alert	12 lines
	611.3308	`Tue Feb 06 1996 14:38`	On one hearing that is	15 lines
	611.3334	`Thu Feb 15 1996 18:24`	Piers sends hugs	24 lines
	611.3370	`Thu Feb 29 1996 16:06`		3 lines
	611.3446	`Tue Mar 12 1996 17:29`		7 lines
	611.3478	`Thu Mar 21 1996 17:21`	A life sentence in Thurrock..mmmm...pass	10 lines
	611.3516	`Tue Mar 26 1996 12:33`		6 lines
	611.3528	`Wed Mar 27 1996 15:17`	How deep is your waterfall?	4 lines
	611.3531	`Fri Mar 29 1996 11:55`		11 lines
	611.3568	`Tue Apr 09 1996 19:54`	er....	13 lines
	611.3571	`Tue Apr 09 1996 20:56`	(Lamb)in(g) jokes..are so cliquey	15 lines
	611.3651	`Thu Apr 18 1996 13:14`		7 lines
	611.3660	`Wed Apr 24 1996 14:43`	Incontinence Rawk	15 lines
	611.3687	`Wed May 01 1996 15:36`		11 lines
	611.3708	`Mon May 13 1996 20:37`		6 lines
	611.3731	`Thu May 16 1996 13:00`		4 lines
	611.4033	`Thu Aug 15 1996 19:06`		5 lines
	611.4035	`Thu Aug 15 1996 19:48`	just the single	15 lines
	611.4046	`Thu Aug 22 1996 14:43`		12 lines
	611.4091	`Tue Sep 24 1996 18:47`	all that airtime for nothing	6 lines
	611.4114	`Thu Oct 03 1996 19:59`		6 lines
	611.4120	`Tue Oct 08 1996 16:38`	an unusual hobby	10 lines
	611.4125	`Tue Oct 08 1996 19:52`	how the memories, dribble back	8 lines
	611.4169	`Tue Oct 22 1996 13:15`	there's lovely for you, isn't it	6 lines
	611.4175	`Wed Oct 23 1996 12:53`		7 lines
	611.4224	`Mon Nov 04 1996 12:50`	I have always thought in the back of my mind cheese and onions	10 lines
	611.4227	`Tue Nov 05 1996 17:19`	I sang on the first Rutles album..so thar	16 lines
	611.4235	`Wed Nov 06 1996 12:11`		6 lines
	611.4236	`Fri Nov 08 1996 12:22`		6 lines
	611.4238	`Fri Nov 08 1996 13:59`		13 lines
	611.4251	`Wed Nov 13 1996 12:54`		3 lines
TOPIC	783.0	Whatever happened to Paul Weller?
	783.13	`Fri Aug 09 1996 12:06`		3 lines
TOPIC	892.0	Carter - The Unstoppable Sex Machine
	892.157	`Wed Aug 28 1996 20:14`		4 lines
TOPIC	1036.0	KLF, I think....
	1036.44	`Tue Oct 22 1996 13:12`	There's a picture in today's Guardian	0 lines
TOPIC	1286.0	Take that and Party
	1286.278	`Mon Feb 12 1996 19:16`		12 lines
	1286.298	`Wed Feb 14 1996 12:32`		6 lines
	1286.312	`Wed Feb 21 1996 14:30`	Noel from Oasis...Robbie from dole office	6 lines
TOPIC	1300.0	Tape/CD du jour
	1300.240	`Fri Dec 01 1995 14:52`	....and live forever	9 lines
	1300.243	`Fri Dec 01 1995 16:27`		5 lines
	1300.283	`Fri May 03 1996 12:36`	space travel's in my blood	16 lines
	1300.296	`Mon Jun 17 1996 13:21`		5 lines
	1300.336	`Thu Jul 25 1996 13:16`		4 lines
	1300.366	`Wed Aug 14 1996 12:52`	Yo muthas	3 lines
	1300.369	`Wed Aug 14 1996 13:37`	I think I prefer the Smokin' Popes	15 lines
	1300.400	`Wed Sep 04 1996 14:08`		6 lines
	1300.409	`Fri Oct 04 1996 20:31`	Catatonia....somehow apposite	0 lines
	1300.411	`Fri Oct 04 1996 21:08`	I thought she would have supported your Inter cardiff	17 lines
	1300.412	`Thu Nov 07 1996 15:07`		3 lines
	1300.418	`Mon Nov 11 1996 19:32`	but its rather good	3 lines
	1300.422	`Mon Nov 18 1996 12:22`		5 lines
TOPIC	1303.0	Question for the Day
	1303.41	`Tue May 14 1996 18:11`		5 lines
	1303.43	`Wed May 15 1996 12:58`	according to the pub landlord	3 lines
TOPIC	1329.0	Glastonbury Festival 1996
	1329.19	`Wed Sep 25 1996 14:38`		11 lines
TOPIC	1336.0	Christmas Album - Mary's Boy Child - Help Please!!
	1336.10	`Wed Nov 29 1995 17:31`	Was it Hansa????	10 lines
TOPIC	1337.0	`Mon Dec 04 1995 14:37`	Your favourite album of 1995	3 lines
	1337.7	`Thu Dec 07 1995 19:20`		16 lines
TOPIC	1338.0	The worst album of 1995
	1338.6	`Mon Dec 18 1995 11:55`		4 lines
TOPIC	1344.0	The Prodigy
	1344.15	`Tue Apr 02 1996 16:47`		13 lines
TOPIC	1357.0	Mercury Prize 1996
	1357.13	`Wed Sep 11 1996 18:10`		3 lines
TOPIC	1359.0	I Just Don't Get It.
	1359.2	`Thu Aug 08 1996 15:40`	Phil Collins	1 lines
	1359.13	`Fri Aug 09 1996 13:36`	whiney little git	3 lines
	1359.16	`Fri Aug 09 1996 16:30`		12 lines
	1359.18	`Mon Aug 12 1996 14:37`		4 lines
	1359.31	`Mon Aug 19 1996 12:26`		4 lines
	1359.34	`Tue Aug 20 1996 12:08`	Masters and Servants.... Tosh and tosh more like	24 lines
	1359.40	`Tue Aug 20 1996 18:47`		36 lines
	1359.47	`Fri Aug 23 1996 20:03`	and the s*dding Pet Shop Boys	6 lines
	1359.50	`Tue Aug 27 1996 16:44`		7 lines
	1359.55	`Wed Nov 27 1996 12:02`		5 lines
	1359.59	`Wed Nov 27 1996 15:06`	No talent required	9 lines
TOPIC	1360.0	Replies to I Just Don't Get It.
	1360.10	`Wed Aug 14 1996 13:38`		9 lines
	1360.11	`Thu Aug 15 1996 12:31`	answer: none	22 lines
	1360.18	`Thu Aug 15 1996 19:03`		14 lines
	1360.25	`Tue Sep 24 1996 12:22`		5 lines
	1360.28	`Tue Oct 29 1996 18:38`	You can't get away from the git	5 lines
TOPIC	1361.0	Suggestions for good driving music please!
	1361.6	`Thu Aug 15 1996 19:05`	Budapest By Blimp - Thomas Dolby	0 lines
	1361.11	`Mon Aug 19 1996 12:25`		9 lines
	1361.12	`Mon Aug 19 1996 12:28`	I'd rather rip my tongue out	11 lines
TOPIC	1362.0	Waxing lyrical...
	1362.1	`Tue Aug 20 1996 12:12`	Dont ask me what EC is on about.	14 lines
	1362.8	`Wed Aug 21 1996 12:19`		6 lines

Conference rocks::uk_digital (Working for Digital in the UK)

8 posts

TOPIC	59.0	WANTED - H/w, S/w, Documents, Anything!
	59.860	`Mon Sep 16 1996 19:28`		4 lines
TOPIC	79.0	Items Wanted
	79.133	`Fri Mar 08 1996 19:04`		4 lines
TOPIC	249.0	Read all about it
	249.20	`Thu Feb 08 1996 18:19`		18 lines
TOPIC	575.0	Hotels
	575.26	`Fri Apr 12 1996 20:04`	and full of wrinklies, but a top location	6 lines
TOPIC	1232.0	Court/Judge Rules for Digital
	1232.69	`Tue Sep 17 1996 19:17`	Any publicity is good publicity??	4 lines
TOPIC	1274.0	Vending Machine changes
	1274.8	`Tue Jun 25 1996 13:00`		4 lines
	1274.66	`Thu Oct 17 1996 13:31`	Rich kids	7 lines
TOPIC	1350.0	Directions to HHL?
	1350.12	`Mon Nov 18 1996 18:33`		14 lines

Conference rocks::uk_tv (Television and Films in the UK)

5 posts

TOPIC	473.0	Did you see last night...?
	473.313	`Wed May 08 1996 17:19`	Howitt and McNally School of Over-acting	6 lines
	473.316	`Thu May 09 1996 13:05`	A born again narcoleptic writeszzzzzz	4 lines
TOPIC	683.0	The Day Today
	683.19	`Mon Nov 18 1996 12:35`	we are keeping an eye on the cake situation	14 lines
TOPIC	746.0	Outside Edge
	746.6	`Wed May 01 1996 18:48`	Bamber Gasgoigne in Gladiators???	3 lines
TOPIC	824.0	What was that programme called???
	824.13	`Tue Nov 19 1996 19:27`		8 lines

Conference tallis::celt (Celt Notefile)

29 posts

TOPIC	1332.0	SINN FEIN'S QUEST FOR PEACE
	1332.265	`Fri Feb 16 1996 08:41`		14 lines
TOPIC	1448.0	MP's Demand Release Of Para
	1448.12	`Wed Nov 22 1995 06:38`	What will you do when there is peace??	30 lines
	1448.14	`Wed Nov 22 1995 13:41`		21 lines
TOPIC	1527.0	True Colours.
	1527.53	`Wed Nov 22 1995 06:28`		17 lines
	1527.58	`Wed Nov 22 1995 15:05`	?	9 lines
	1527.83	`Thu Dec 21 1995 11:00`	Give peace a chance	17 lines
TOPIC	1541.0	Good profile of Mr. Gerry Adams
	1541.29	`Mon Feb 12 1996 14:50`		51 lines
TOPIC	1542.0	Building a Permanent Peace in Ireland
	1542.58	`Tue Feb 20 1996 07:11`	Own goal...another martyr	14 lines
TOPIC	1548.0	IRA reverts to violence
	1548.9	`Mon Feb 12 1996 08:27`		14 lines
	1548.42	`Mon Feb 12 1996 13:00`		90 lines
	1548.45	`Mon Feb 12 1996 15:18`		49 lines
	1548.50	`Thu Feb 15 1996 14:07`	Something I wrote???	3 lines
	1548.53	`Thu Feb 15 1996 15:00`	All flak-jacketed up, and no place to go	9 lines
TOPIC	1549.0	Eighteen Months of British Bad Faith/ Followed by IRA reverts to violence
	1549.44	`Tue Feb 13 1996 08:47`		6 lines
	1549.135	`Mon Feb 19 1996 14:38`		12 lines
	1549.194	`Thu Feb 29 1996 15:36`	Especially the " romantics " 3000 miles away	17 lines
	1549.208	`Sun Mar 03 1996 09:50`	White man speak with forked tongue	14 lines
TOPIC	1552.0	NI peace movement
	1552.15	`Wed Feb 14 1996 14:39`		16 lines
	1552.18	`Wed Feb 14 1996 15:02`		28 lines
TOPIC	1553.0	`Wed Feb 14 1996 14:43`	Just so we know where we all stand	7 lines
	1553.3	`Wed Feb 14 1996 15:32`	Its really not that difficult	6 lines
	1553.23	`Tue Feb 20 1996 13:14`	Still here	17 lines
	1553.25	`Tue Feb 20 1996 13:40`		27 lines
	1553.28	`Wed Feb 21 1996 08:19`	that must have been a fair few years ago	17 lines
	1553.75	`Sun Mar 03 1996 09:53`	OK, so he was only a potential murderer	6 lines
TOPIC	1566.0	THE NEWS
	1566.16	`Sun Jun 16 1996 13:28`	Patience is a virtue	3 lines
TOPIC	1578.0	How fair will the election be?
	1578.49	`Mon Jun 10 1996 12:07`	Ooops..sorry, wrong conference	13 lines
TOPIC	1587.0	The REAL IRA
	1587.6	`Tue Jun 18 1996 13:57`	Mark...come on in	9 lines
TOPIC	1588.0	UTV salute to SAS murderers
	1588.10	`Thu Jun 20 1996 06:58`	85% did not vote for them	14 lines

Conference trucks::football;1 ( Soccer Football Conference)

269 posts

TOPIC	31.0	Chelsea FC
	31.1412	`Mon Apr 15 1996 19:08`	Lukic = Leeds United's keeper is crap	0 lines
	31.1457	`Fri Aug 09 1996 12:52`	pass this one to GCHQ, Moneypenny	14 lines
	31.1495	`Wed Oct 23 1996 12:56`	or even Matthew Harding	21 lines
	31.1506	`Fri Oct 25 1996 12:34`	You're not going to like this	17 lines
	31.1510	`Fri Oct 25 1996 13:13`		13 lines
	31.1519	`Thu Nov 07 1996 20:01`	and other pups...	6 lines
	31.1521	`Thu Nov 07 1996 20:17`	Andy..you rascal	11 lines
TOPIC	32.0	Manchester United FC
	32.6343	`Thu Nov 02 1995 13:53`	Or he could of meant the mad french thug	28 lines
	32.6351	`Tue Nov 07 1995 18:58`		21 lines
	32.6373	`Tue Nov 21 1995 13:29`	WHite lines...don't do it	13 lines
	32.6375	`Tue Nov 21 1995 20:25`		14 lines
	32.6378	`Thu Nov 23 1995 11:37`		8 lines
	32.6385	`Tue Nov 28 1995 17:11`		5 lines
	32.6389	`Mon Dec 04 1995 19:01`	Missed out on a chance to make ground on NUFC	6 lines
	32.6394	`Wed Dec 06 1995 12:06`	They'll be crying in the streets of Salford	13 lines
	32.6397	`Wed Dec 06 1995 12:58`	Did Cole score???	12 lines
	32.6398	`Wed Dec 06 1995 13:30`		18 lines
	32.6400	`Wed Dec 06 1995 14:07`		11 lines
	32.6419	`Mon Dec 18 1995 17:38`		10 lines
	32.6421	`Mon Dec 18 1995 18:04`	Thanks	0 lines
	32.6425	`Thu Dec 21 1995 14:08`	A tireless runner ( off the ball)	7 lines
	32.6431	`Thu Dec 21 1995 14:41`	kwok-fibble	12 lines
	32.6484	`Tue Jan 30 1996 11:45`	Cue Seaweed	8 lines
	32.6493	`Tue Jan 30 1996 14:12`	Northern Lard..surely	9 lines
	32.6497	`Tue Feb 06 1996 15:35`	Sorry Brian, old habits die hard	16 lines
	32.6514	`Tue Feb 20 1996 12:17`		18 lines
	32.6554	`Thu Mar 21 1996 17:02`	I hope nobody gets murdered this year	5 lines
	32.6558	`Wed Mar 27 1996 13:19`	a chance to swap favours	6 lines
	32.6560	`Wed Mar 27 1996 14:04`		13 lines
	32.6566	`Fri Mar 29 1996 13:08`		3 lines
	32.6568	`Mon Apr 01 1996 13:02`		6 lines
	32.6570	`Mon Apr 01 1996 14:21`		11 lines
	32.6573	`Mon Apr 01 1996 15:26`	There's lovely for you, isn't it	12 lines
	32.6594	`Fri Apr 12 1996 18:48`	Louis Edwards ...biggest crook of them all	6 lines
	32.6610	`Mon Apr 15 1996 14:13`	Only joshing, chaps	24 lines
	32.6637	`Tue Apr 16 1996 14:42`		10 lines
	32.6644	`Tue Apr 16 1996 16:35`		27 lines
	32.6676	`Thu Apr 18 1996 15:09`	My last reasonable note for the foreseeable	8 lines
	32.6694	`Thu Apr 18 1996 20:54`		8 lines
	32.6696	`Fri Apr 19 1996 14:51`		8 lines
	32.6703	`Tue Apr 23 1996 17:33`	Taekwondo's Footballer of the Year	6 lines
	32.6712	`Wed Apr 24 1996 12:50`	What about Thoams the Tank Engine...doh!	13 lines
	32.6723	`Mon Apr 29 1996 17:26`	The last time I signed a .......seven million	0 lines
	32.6728	`Thu May 02 1996 17:49`	One rule for some, one rule for French motherf"	9 lines
	32.6736	`Tue May 07 1996 13:42`	at least Millwall went down.....	6 lines
	32.6792	`Tue May 28 1996 17:12`	and Smith must score	8 lines
	32.6806	`Tue May 28 1996 19:57`	its all in your mind	16 lines
	32.6816	`Wed May 29 1996 13:05`		16 lines
	32.6820	`Wed May 29 1996 17:42`	eh???	9 lines
	32.6833	`Wed May 29 1996 19:22`	blimey , the hounds are baying	31 lines
	32.6838	`Wed May 29 1996 19:46`	Oh dear....	24 lines
	32.6841	`Wed May 29 1996 20:48`	90 minutes +	16 lines
	32.6845	`Wed May 29 1996 21:07`		18 lines
	32.6846	`Wed May 29 1996 21:09`	Long on original sin..short on original thought	24 lines
	32.6864	`Thu Jun 06 1996 12:43`	Sunstroke???	14 lines
	32.6918	`Wed Jul 24 1996 12:51`	More stereotyping..typing	7 lines
	32.6961	`Wed Aug 07 1996 12:12`		7 lines
	32.6972	`Mon Aug 12 1996 14:49`		7 lines
	32.6980	`Tue Aug 13 1996 12:36`		10 lines
	32.6982	`Tue Aug 13 1996 13:21`		11 lines
	32.6993	`Thu Aug 15 1996 11:50`		5 lines
	32.7013	`Wed Aug 21 1996 16:11`	cue Eddo	10 lines
	32.7016	`Thu Aug 22 1996 12:23`	Old Trafford - Theatre of Laughs	28 lines
	32.7019	`Thu Aug 22 1996 13:51`	Mea culpa	34 lines
	32.7021	`Thu Aug 22 1996 14:19`		7 lines
	32.7036	`Thu Aug 29 1996 13:35`		7 lines
	32.7041	`Thu Aug 29 1996 15:48`	I'm not making this up you know	12 lines
	32.7055	`Tue Sep 03 1996 18:49`		19 lines
	32.7059	`Tue Sep 03 1996 19:24`	This is meant to be the football conference	12 lines
	32.7063	`Wed Sep 04 1996 19:04`	I wonder if he'll crowd surf	14 lines
	32.7107	`Tue Sep 17 1996 20:37`	Mancwatch Update	6 lines
	32.7109	`Thu Sep 19 1996 12:56`	same old same old	4 lines
	32.7111	`Thu Sep 19 1996 13:11`	Lock him up...for his own good and society's safety	10 lines
	32.7113	`Thu Sep 19 1996 13:56`	Don't shoot the messenger	32 lines
	32.7118	`Thu Sep 26 1996 12:44`	When he gets the ball, he does **** all	4 lines
	32.7138	`Fri Oct 04 1996 13:56`	Barking mad or what????	11 lines
	32.7148	`Wed Oct 09 1996 19:28`	re .1746.....gag...	0 lines
	32.7150	`Wed Oct 09 1996 20:23`		22 lines
	32.7176	`Thu Oct 17 1996 18:25`		35 lines
	32.7181	`Fri Oct 18 1996 13:00`		11 lines
	32.7192	`Mon Oct 21 1996 13:55`	What colour shirts were they wearing???	0 lines
	32.7195	`Tue Oct 22 1996 13:17`	Swindon are animals	4 lines
	32.7197	`Tue Oct 22 1996 13:39`		16 lines
	32.7203	`Mon Oct 28 1996 14:55`		12 lines
	32.7212	`Wed Oct 30 1996 13:12`	a face like a baboon's arse.	5 lines
	32.7225	`Mon Nov 04 1996 19:22`	a run of eight halves	8 lines
	32.7264	`Tue Nov 26 1996 16:12`	Peter the Great ( racist )	20 lines
	32.7267	`Tue Nov 26 1996 18:33`		16 lines
	32.7269	`Tue Nov 26 1996 19:55`		15 lines
TOPIC	33.0	Leeds United FC
	33.2216	`Mon Nov 13 1995 11:33`	SHock news... just in	7 lines
	33.2288	`Thu Dec 07 1995 15:02`	Come on Dave, we weren't all born yesterday	13 lines
	33.2292	`Thu Dec 07 1995 19:01`	Maybe they thought it was the CCC	29 lines
	33.2295	`Fri Dec 08 1995 12:04`		22 lines
TOPIC	34.0	Liverpool FC
	34.4032	`Fri Nov 01 1996 12:50`		9 lines
TOPIC	38.0	Reading FC
	38.1800	`Tue Apr 02 1996 16:53`		10 lines
	38.1808	`Tue Apr 09 1996 16:24`		28 lines
	38.1811	`Tue Apr 09 1996 16:43`		13 lines
	38.1817	`Fri Apr 12 1996 16:03`	I had to have a tetanus jab	20 lines
	38.1847	`Wed May 01 1996 19:34`	MFC for Div II	7 lines
TOPIC	44.0	Crystal Palace FC
	44.1142	`Tue Oct 24 1995 11:35`	Brazillian??? We'll show you Brazillian	17 lines
	44.1146	`Wed Oct 25 1995 12:16`	The face that wet a thousand gussets	22 lines
	44.1148	`Thu Oct 26 1995 11:51`	Why OJ??	18 lines
	44.1154	`Thu Oct 26 1995 18:48`	Whale and seaweed	32 lines
	44.1156	`Mon Oct 30 1995 21:05`		18 lines
	44.1158	`Mon Nov 06 1995 11:43`		14 lines
	44.1161	`Wed Nov 08 1995 12:01`		9 lines
	44.1162	`Wed Nov 08 1995 15:17`	Thanks... anonymous caller	10 lines
	44.1164	`Wed Nov 08 1995 18:44`	St Robbo of Salford - The new Mother Teresa	24 lines
	44.1166	`Wed Nov 08 1995 19:29`	Ho ho	42 lines
	44.1169	`Wed Nov 08 1995 20:15`	and always supported Crystal Palace	11 lines
	44.1176	`Thu Nov 09 1995 13:59`		17 lines
	44.1188	`Mon Nov 20 1995 20:25`	I can't be bothered to type in a report	8 lines
	44.1190	`Tue Nov 21 1995 20:29`		19 lines
	44.1191	`Thu Nov 23 1995 19:29`		12 lines
	44.1194	`Mon Dec 04 1995 17:52`	The tortoise and the hares	20 lines
	44.1196	`Tue Dec 05 1995 12:11`	It was embarrassing	8 lines
	44.1199	`Wed Dec 06 1995 12:18`		7 lines
	44.1201	`Mon Dec 11 1995 17:59`		13 lines
	44.1203	`Tue Dec 12 1995 12:09`	When are you off to the states??	20 lines
	44.1205	`Tue Dec 12 1995 12:55`	Who am I, Who am I , Who am I?	7 lines
	44.1210	`Fri Dec 15 1995 12:30`	Only joshing chaps/chapesses	5 lines
	44.1211	`Tue Dec 19 1995 12:09`	Its the brandy butter , guv	11 lines
	44.1212	`Tue Dec 19 1995 18:36`	and why do people support MUFC	15 lines
	44.1214	`Thu Dec 21 1995 14:17`		13 lines
	44.1215	`Tue Jan 02 1996 11:50`		11 lines
	44.1218	`Mon Jan 22 1996 15:00`		5 lines
	44.1220	`Mon Feb 05 1996 18:45`		7 lines
	44.1224	`Mon Feb 12 1996 14:00`	Not Dean Holdsworth	14 lines
	44.1225	`Tue Feb 13 1996 12:52`		4 lines
	44.1226	`Wed Feb 14 1996 13:27`		4 lines
	44.1228	`Mon Feb 19 1996 12:39`		20 lines
	44.1230	`Wed Feb 21 1996 14:13`		125 lines
	44.1231	`Mon Feb 26 1996 11:58`	Bassett Out!	7 lines
	44.1233	`Wed Feb 28 1996 20:12`		6 lines
	44.1236	`Sun Mar 03 1996 20:23`		9 lines
	44.1238	`Mon Mar 04 1996 11:29`		3 lines
	44.1240	`Tue Mar 05 1996 20:38`	The Miracle of the micro-chip	11 lines
	44.1245	`Thu Mar 21 1996 14:38`		12 lines
	44.1255	`Tue Mar 26 1996 12:37`		14 lines
	44.1262	`Fri Mar 29 1996 13:22`	Hot off the press	65 lines
	44.1265	`Mon Apr 01 1996 13:03`	even Concorde popped by	5 lines
	44.1270	`Mon Apr 01 1996 19:35`		10 lines
	44.1271	`Tue Apr 02 1996 19:02`	Fertliser ( x N )	5 lines
	44.1272	`Wed Apr 03 1996 18:57`		24 lines
	44.1273	`Thu Apr 04 1996 16:03`	A Royal stuffing??	29 lines
	44.1275	`Thu Apr 04 1996 16:57`	Conflicting reports or schizophrenia??	21 lines
	44.1281	`Tue Apr 09 1996 14:31`		174 lines
	44.1282	`Tue Apr 09 1996 15:08`		9 lines
	44.1285	`Tue Apr 09 1996 16:14`	Ho ho	12 lines
	44.1290	`Wed Apr 10 1996 20:30`	4 for entertainment, 0.75 for the ground	8 lines
	44.1292	`Wed Apr 10 1996 21:12`		9 lines
	44.1296	`Mon Apr 15 1996 20:10`	either way...its still grim up North	11 lines
	44.1299	`Tue Apr 16 1996 12:59`		49 lines
	44.1311	`Tue Apr 30 1996 15:57`	Eric Cantona should have been banged up	12 lines
	44.1313	`Tue Apr 30 1996 16:30`	Cantona should have been sent to Broadmoor	14 lines
	44.1317	`Tue Apr 30 1996 19:00`		14 lines
	44.1326	`Fri May 03 1996 19:17`	Eric Cantona kung fu kicked my hamster	16 lines
	44.1334	`Mon May 13 1996 14:55`	Veart is off the mark	14 lines
	44.1335	`Thu May 16 1996 13:25`	Boom boom boom, let me hear say Rayo ( Rayo )	8 lines
	44.1337	`Thu May 16 1996 14:24`	Yes... Leicester - Palace final	18 lines
	44.1345	`Tue May 28 1996 13:24`		9 lines
	44.1348	`Tue May 28 1996 18:59`	Darren Pitcher's mighty winkle pin	14 lines
	44.1349	`Thu May 30 1996 13:12`	Ho ho...	47 lines
	44.1361	`Tue Jun 18 1996 13:16`		47 lines
	44.1362	`Wed Jun 19 1996 11:49`	Fixtures - season 96/97	58 lines
	44.1364	`Fri Jun 21 1996 12:20`		83 lines
	44.1371	`Wed Jul 24 1996 12:59`	muscat love?	14 lines
	44.1372	`Thu Jul 25 1996 11:52`		11 lines
	44.1379	`Tue Aug 06 1996 18:18`		12 lines
	44.1381	`Mon Aug 19 1996 19:48`	Rat City City steal 3 points	6 lines
	44.1383	`Tue Aug 20 1996 13:03`	Paul, have you banged your head recently???	10 lines
	44.1386	`Thu Aug 22 1996 16:42`		7 lines
	44.1388	`Wed Aug 28 1996 13:44`		13 lines
	44.1389	`Tue Sep 03 1996 12:41`		3 lines
	44.1390	`Tue Sep 10 1996 19:32`		4 lines
	44.1392	`Tue Sep 17 1996 13:07`	farewell 'Arry	11 lines
	44.1393	`Tue Sep 17 1996 14:27`		33 lines
	44.1394	`Wed Sep 18 1996 13:19`		92 lines
	44.1396	`Thu Sep 19 1996 13:12`		14 lines
	44.1398	`Tue Sep 24 1996 12:46`		5 lines
	44.1401	`Tue Sep 24 1996 13:37`	Yep, just 6 lucky goals	0 lines
	44.1404	`Tue Sep 24 1996 15:48`	were the pubs open this time????	8 lines
	44.1406	`Wed Sep 25 1996 16:21`	Live Palace, drink Palace , eat ****	34 lines
	44.1410	`Wed Sep 25 1996 18:33`	Six of the best	25 lines
	44.1413	`Mon Sep 30 1996 19:53`		37 lines
	44.1415	`Mon Sep 30 1996 21:03`	Jimmy Case says "What???"	5 lines
	44.1420	`Wed Oct 02 1996 17:45`		7 lines
	44.1421	`Thu Oct 03 1996 21:07`		7 lines
	44.1423	`Fri Oct 11 1996 13:52`		4 lines
	44.1428	`Wed Oct 23 1996 12:50`	apparently a stunning goal from Bert Vert	8 lines
	44.1437	`Mon Nov 04 1996 17:24`	erratum	4 lines
	44.1439	`Tue Nov 12 1996 12:58`		18 lines
	44.1440	`Mon Nov 18 1996 18:18`	later...	16 lines
	44.1453	`Wed Nov 20 1996 18:30`	Jeff K - The people's poet	7 lines
	44.1456	`Fri Nov 22 1996 12:10`		16 lines
	44.1457	`Mon Nov 25 1996 19:17`		14 lines
TOPIC	46.0	Arsenal FC
	46.2472	`Mon Oct 23 1995 19:48`		10 lines
	46.2555	`Fri Nov 10 1995 18:57`	Rennaisance Man writes.....	16 lines
	46.2557	`Fri Nov 10 1995 19:36`		18 lines
	46.2600	`Thu Nov 30 1995 14:57`	Cue Stratto	5 lines
	46.2639	`Tue Jan 23 1996 20:05`	Stratto ..have you been at the glue again?	10 lines
	46.2664	`Thu Feb 15 1996 19:08`	Live from the war zone	5 lines
	46.2690	`Thu Feb 22 1996 13:34`	nil nil to The Arse-sir-null	6 lines
	46.2719	`Tue Mar 12 1996 14:53`	You dirty sardine loving trawlerman	8 lines
	46.2727	`Thu Mar 28 1996 20:20`		15 lines
	46.2732	`Wed Apr 10 1996 13:01`	Just in time for the marching season	14 lines
	46.2735	`Wed Apr 10 1996 18:40`	The goat is being watched by Arsenal scouts	11 lines
	46.2771	`Mon Aug 12 1996 20:05`		3 lines
	46.2777	`Tue Aug 13 1996 12:32`		5 lines
	46.2779	`Tue Aug 13 1996 12:46`	I've been Christie'd	10 lines
	46.2791	`Mon Nov 04 1996 17:28`	but no chutney ferrets	7 lines
	46.2794	`Thu Nov 07 1996 14:51`	separated at birth???	5 lines
	46.2796	`Thu Nov 07 1996 15:05`		15 lines
	46.2798	`Thu Nov 07 1996 18:17`	another arsene attack???	0 lines
	46.2800	`Fri Nov 08 1996 15:22`	the word is that the NOTW blows the whistle on Sunday	5 lines
	46.2811	`Fri Nov 08 1996 18:39`		26 lines
	46.2821	`Fri Nov 15 1996 14:36`		18 lines
TOPIC	47.0	Rangers FC
	47.2211	`Wed Oct 25 1995 12:18`		14 lines
TOPIC	52.0	Newcastle United FC
	52.2451	`Tue Mar 05 1996 14:45`		12 lines
	52.2512	`Wed Apr 10 1996 18:50`	a lousy one	17 lines
	52.2554	`Tue Apr 30 1996 18:57`	How can Taggart argue about fixture set 4 months ago????	14 lines
	52.2559	`Wed May 01 1996 12:57`	Anyone for Call My Bluff????	12 lines
	52.2569	`Thu May 02 1996 21:04`	Free the Selhurst Park 1	15 lines
	52.2726	`Mon Sep 09 1996 14:33`		8 lines
	52.2761	`Thu Oct 17 1996 13:35`		5 lines
	52.2779	`Thu Oct 31 1996 12:11`	mind you, he is clinically insane	5 lines
TOPIC	55.0	West Ham United FC
	55.408	`Tue Feb 06 1996 15:33`		11 lines
	55.411	`Wed Feb 07 1996 11:46`	Iain "Dreamboat" Dowie	0 lines
TOPIC	57.0	Coventry City FC
	57.336	`Tue Dec 12 1995 18:04`		16 lines
	57.338	`Tue Dec 12 1995 19:36`	Brazil/Davenport/Birtles etc etc	23 lines
TOPIC	58.0	Queens Park Rangers FC
	58.617	`Thu Aug 15 1996 19:15`	the list is almost endless	9 lines
	58.625	`Thu Aug 29 1996 13:32`	Beckham better than Pele	4 lines
TOPIC	172.0	Portsmouth FC
	172.103	`Thu Feb 29 1996 20:37`	or... "St ground no fans, no fans st ground"	0 lines
TOPIC	173.0	Wimbledon FC
	173.88	`Tue Dec 12 1995 19:57`	Inter Wimbledon (Cardiff) FC , isn't it?	15 lines
	173.119	`Fri Oct 25 1996 14:16`	I'm not making this up, you know	7 lines
TOPIC	202.0	What the hell happened to Blackburn
	202.1033	`Thu Nov 23 1995 11:40`	He hit the target in that game	11 lines
TOPIC	345.0	European Championship Q Group 5
	345.45	`Fri Dec 15 1995 11:49`		5 lines
TOPIC	408.0	Trivia Question
	408.86	`Wed Dec 13 1995 18:46`	Peter Ward	0 lines
	408.97	`Fri Dec 15 1995 11:52`	This is a call for Anorakman	3 lines
TOPIC	447.0	Austrian Football
	447.192	`Fri Aug 23 1996 19:14`	cue Eddo...set mode/defencive whingeing	6 lines
	447.194	`Fri Aug 23 1996 19:47`		18 lines
TOPIC	479.0	Drinkies
	479.540	`Wed Apr 03 1996 20:24`	I was meant to be on for a lager frenzy as well	10 lines
TOPIC	491.0	International Predictions 95-96
	491.1277	`Tue Apr 16 1996 19:51`		10 lines
TOPIC	505.0	FIFA Ranking
	505.19	`Thu Nov 23 1995 11:39`		11 lines
TOPIC	513.0	`Fri Oct 27 1995 12:01`	Brighton and Hove Albion	7 lines
	513.5	`Tue Apr 23 1996 17:45`	So long , Seaweed	7 lines
	513.7	`Wed Apr 24 1996 13:40`		6 lines
	513.18	`Thu Nov 28 1996 12:58`		10 lines
TOPIC	521.0	`Thu Nov 16 1995 12:40`	Football stuff on the web	5 lines
	521.2	`Thu Nov 16 1995 14:22`	I thought I'd find most of the Arse squad there	17 lines
	521.9	`Tue Jul 23 1996 12:44`	"Stuart is Alessandro Del Piero"	0 lines
TOPIC	540.0	Oh God !! No !! Not Eric Gates !!!
	540.1	`Thu Feb 08 1996 12:36`	He makes Beardo look like Tommy Cruise	5 lines
	540.4	`Thu Feb 08 1996 13:17`		10 lines
TOPIC	545.0	`Wed Feb 21 1996 19:56`	Just so that you know where you stand	107 lines
TOPIC	549.0	VIALLI FOR IBROX??????
	549.1	`Wed Apr 10 1996 14:22`	Unless he only wants 100k a year	18 lines
TOPIC	557.0	1996 Dec 5-A-Side Tournament
	557.7	`Wed May 22 1996 20:42`	wheres Jess??	18 lines
TOPIC	560.0	European Championship 1996 Group A
	560.55	`Mon Jun 10 1996 18:50`	My "replyo"	32 lines
	560.114	`Sun Jun 16 1996 15:09`	Great second half...	5 lines
	560.122	`Mon Jun 17 1996 13:51`	he's a nice bloke as well	33 lines
	560.130	`Tue Jun 18 1996 13:03`	One for the McNoters	3 lines
	560.132	`Tue Jun 18 1996 13:52`		22 lines
	560.140	`Wed Jun 19 1996 11:33`		7 lines
TOPIC	562.0	European Championship 1996 Group C
	562.47	`Thu Jun 20 1996 18:46`	lest we forget Von Pearce and Herr Waddle	5 lines
TOPIC	564.0	Euro '96 Predictions
	564.105	`Tue Jun 25 1996 12:32`	or is it Rab C Halfwit???	12 lines
	564.107	`Tue Jun 25 1996 13:28`		17 lines
TOPIC	565.0	U.S Cup 96
	565.6	`Thu Jun 13 1996 19:36`		4 lines
TOPIC	566.0	European Championship 1996, Final Rounds
	566.24	`Mon Jun 24 1996 16:17`	Peace in our time	14 lines
	566.55	`Tue Jun 25 1996 12:30`	The Beautiful Game: twinned with war??	11 lines
TOPIC	571.0	Champions League 1996/1997
	571.28	`Thu Oct 31 1996 12:09`		11 lines

Conference turris::womannotes-v5 (Topics of Interest to Women)

4 posts

TOPIC	46.0	I'm really ambivalent when...
	46.529	`Tue Dec 19 1995 13:19`	Death wears a big hat - 'cos he's a big bloke	17 lines
TOPIC	49.0	Abortion Concerns (read .0 BEFORE replying)
	49.3528	`Tue Sep 03 1996 14:03`	a simple mind - easily confused	15 lines
TOPIC	475.0	Discussion of "In the News" Items (Topic 37)
	475.406	`Thu Nov 30 1995 13:46`	or maybe just a typo	13 lines
TOPIC	495.0	volunteer translator
	495.4	`Thu Nov 30 1995 13:55`	American to English	0 lines

Conference vaxcat::ef96 (EF96: The No-Nonsense Conference)

159 posts

TOPIC	2.0	Sign In.
	2.25	`Tue Jan 02 1996 17:21`	Stuart Panes(y)/Leo/london/Palace/minimalist	1 lines
	2.67	`Fri Jan 05 1996 17:25`	One dollar, I love you long time	18 lines
	2.222	`Wed Mar 27 1996 16:49`	God bless his soul	10 lines
TOPIC	3.0	Sign Out.
	3.264	`Wed Sep 25 1996 18:56`	Good luck old chap	5 lines
	3.287	`Fri Sep 27 1996 14:44`		7 lines
TOPIC	5.0	EF96 Forum - EF96 On EF96.
	5.150	`Tue Sep 24 1996 18:50`	You won't get a pape out of me	9 lines
	5.175	`Wed Oct 02 1996 17:37`	present	0 lines
	5.229	`Thu Oct 17 1996 14:30`		4 lines
TOPIC	6.0	EF96 Hall of Fame.
	6.85	`Fri Aug 09 1996 11:57`		25 lines
TOPIC	8.0	Comments on the News. Your Contributions.
	8.70	`Thu Feb 01 1996 14:21`	Sorted	10 lines
	8.174	`Tue Feb 06 1996 15:19`	People's Friend , anyone??	0 lines
	8.492	`Thu Apr 18 1996 15:18`		3 lines
	8.1182	`Thu Aug 22 1996 21:05`		21 lines
	8.1211	`Tue Sep 03 1996 12:38`		7 lines
	8.1261	`Wed Oct 09 1996 19:31`	I suppose you did get cable TV under that mob	44 lines
	8.1267	`Wed Oct 09 1996 20:17`	I'm with you John ( and I don't mean Major )	0 lines
	8.1277	`Thu Oct 10 1996 13:18`		12 lines
	8.1295	`Fri Oct 11 1996 13:24`		1 lines
	8.1383	`Thu Nov 07 1996 14:27`	than you velly much	5 lines
TOPIC	10.0	Let's Talk About the Weather.
	10.271	`Tue Feb 13 1996 11:58`	Its good to drink	9 lines
TOPIC	13.0	The $port$ note.
	13.281	`Tue Mar 19 1996 11:21`		14 lines
	13.377	`Wed May 08 1996 17:14`		8 lines
	13.380	`Wed May 08 1996 17:28`	I did have to explain it to him...	13 lines
	13.465	`Tue May 21 1996 21:26`		8 lines
	13.478	`Tue May 28 1996 18:02`	and didn't Leyton Orient beat Wales??	10 lines
	13.538	`Mon Jun 24 1996 12:20`	"Von" Pearce ain't no Hierro	6 lines
	13.549	`Mon Jun 24 1996 16:48`		13 lines
	13.556	`Mon Jun 24 1996 19:56`	"Soccer"... I think you mean football	0 lines
	13.722	`Fri Nov 08 1996 18:28`	and he hasn't been sacked	10 lines
TOPIC	14.0	Answerable Questions.
	14.8	`Tue Jan 02 1996 12:24`		3 lines
	14.278	`Wed Feb 14 1996 12:35`	The one who married the Turk??	4 lines
	14.337	`Tue Feb 20 1996 14:09`		9 lines
	14.392	`Thu Mar 07 1996 18:20`	18 tabs of E??	0 lines
	14.609	`Fri Apr 12 1996 18:42`	A top european issue	8 lines
	14.1190	`Wed Aug 14 1996 12:27`	Sorry Andy couldn't resist, but I'm no Kate Moss	18 lines
	14.1231	`Thu Sep 05 1996 16:39`	Barcelona	0 lines
	14.1258	`Wed Sep 11 1996 13:30`	an orange for the weekend sir?	11 lines
	14.1299	`Thu Sep 19 1996 13:06`		4 lines
TOPIC	15.0	Unanswerable Questions.
	15.50	`Tue Mar 26 1996 13:19`		5 lines
	15.52	`Tue Mar 26 1996 13:41`	A smug non-meat eater writes......	5 lines
TOPIC	16.0	For Me The Sun Is Shining.
	16.195	`Tue Feb 20 1996 15:25`	strange but true	4 lines
	16.328	`Wed Mar 27 1996 13:16`	A lesson for Group 4...let nothing get away	17 lines
	16.330	`Wed Mar 27 1996 13:25`	To sleep perchance to hear some half-baked news item	14 lines
	16.347	`Fri Apr 12 1996 16:09`		4 lines
	16.383	`Thu Apr 25 1996 21:37`	Ken Dodd's Dad's dogs dead	10 lines
	16.457	`Thu Jun 13 1996 19:37`	No offense...anybody	17 lines
	16.577	`Mon Aug 19 1996 12:13`		5 lines
	16.589	`Thu Aug 22 1996 21:10`		17 lines
	16.624	`Tue Oct 08 1996 16:18`		4 lines
	16.636	`Thu Oct 31 1996 14:22`	And Sunday night in God's own South London	6 lines
	16.638	`Thu Oct 31 1996 15:37`		31 lines
	16.641	`Thu Oct 31 1996 17:33`		31 lines
TOPIC	17.0	The Whole World Is Picking On Me.
	17.75	`Wed Jan 24 1996 14:36`		14 lines
	17.277	`Fri Mar 08 1996 11:51`		5 lines
	17.329	`Tue Mar 26 1996 14:18`	2.12	6 lines
	17.331	`Tue Mar 26 1996 14:24`	Infanticide 11/10- Matricide evens - source Ladbrokes	10 lines
	17.335	`Tue Mar 26 1996 15:25`		10 lines
	17.337	`Tue Mar 26 1996 16:59`	Not everyone has been up the Eiffel Tower	12 lines
	17.339	`Tue Mar 26 1996 17:09`	No Carlsberg, will Carling do?	16 lines
TOPIC	18.0	Read Any Good Books Lately?
	18.156	`Mon Aug 05 1996 20:44`	make a musical out of that sucker , Lloyd-Webber	6 lines
	18.204	`Wed Aug 07 1996 20:13`	and apart from that, they are gurly crap	7 lines
	18.212	`Thu Aug 08 1996 12:32`	Big Ears??? thats a bit earist isn't it???	17 lines
	18.217	`Thu Aug 08 1996 16:12`	Are you allowed to say "golliwog" in here???	11 lines
	18.224	`Thu Aug 08 1996 16:42`		33 lines
	18.228	`Thu Aug 08 1996 18:27`	Expergiscere et coffeam olfac	19 lines
	18.234	`Fri Aug 09 1996 11:47`		49 lines
	18.239	`Mon Aug 12 1996 14:38`		11 lines
	18.241	`Mon Aug 12 1996 16:04`		23 lines
	18.251	`Mon Aug 12 1996 20:46`		16 lines
	18.282	`Tue Nov 12 1996 15:02`	blow the dust off this old chestnut	4 lines
TOPIC	19.0	Seen Any Good Films Lately?
	19.2	`Tue Jan 02 1996 12:31`		14 lines
	19.7	`Thu Jan 04 1996 13:46`	The Brothers McMullen	5 lines
	19.38	`Sun Jan 21 1996 11:28`	Il Postino	5 lines
	19.58	`Tue Jan 23 1996 11:45`		6 lines
	19.94	`Thu Mar 28 1996 15:21`	Oscar for best supporting actor	3 lines
	19.119	`Mon Aug 05 1996 20:41`		9 lines
	19.141	`Wed Aug 07 1996 14:26`	Open wide, fishy	4 lines
TOPIC	21.0	The Fluff Drawer. For Casual Rubbish.
	21.168	`Thu May 02 1996 20:06`	musically challenged??	1 lines
	21.214	`Tue Oct 22 1996 18:28`	Nothing has changed	6 lines
TOPIC	22.0	Wot I Did On Me Hols.
	22.2	`Sun Jan 21 1996 11:44`	Ex-home to Gaudi, Picasso, Stoickov and Romario	3 lines
	22.88	`Mon Jul 22 1996 19:47`		7 lines
TOPIC	23.0	EF Get-Togethers.
	23.322	`Thu Feb 08 1996 18:20`	But y'all might be beastly to me	3 lines
TOPIC	24.0	Only In America.
	24.43	`Tue Oct 29 1996 18:36`	Its is everyone's right to bear microwaves	3 lines
TOPIC	32.0	Northern Ireland
	32.20	`Mon Feb 12 1996 19:12`	Doh!	18 lines
TOPIC	36.0	News from former EFers
	36.52	`Thu Mar 28 1996 19:45`		8 lines
	36.90	`Fri Sep 13 1996 14:51`		9 lines
	36.109	`Wed Oct 16 1996 14:58`		4 lines
	36.124	`Tue Nov 26 1996 16:35`		7 lines
TOPIC	39.0	Protestors? Or smelly rabble rousers?
	39.141	`Fri Jan 26 1996 15:41`	Happy Australia Day	8 lines
	39.168	`Tue Apr 23 1996 17:38`		87 lines
	39.173	`Tue Apr 23 1996 18:06`		30 lines
	39.187	`Wed Apr 24 1996 13:01`	no bleep bleep music	35 lines
	39.190	`Wed Apr 24 1996 13:21`		17 lines
	39.196	`Wed Apr 24 1996 14:01`	What about the Stonewall riots??	28 lines
	39.199	`Wed Apr 24 1996 14:37`	Labels R us	17 lines
	39.201	`Wed Apr 24 1996 14:54`		31 lines
	39.219	`Fri Apr 26 1996 13:17`	Anyone for ethnic cleansing??	7 lines
	39.263	`Mon Apr 29 1996 15:06`		20 lines
	39.266	`Mon Apr 29 1996 16:26`	ex	6 lines
	39.278	`Tue Apr 30 1996 19:03`	3rd phase possession???? They're having a laugh	14 lines
	39.280	`Wed May 01 1996 19:38`	'nuff respect...sports fans	6 lines
TOPIC	46.0	The 'Let's slag off the UK education system' Note
	46.133	`Wed Jan 24 1996 13:09`		13 lines
	46.269	`Fri Feb 02 1996 20:04`	Courtesy of P1's paraphrasing tool	8 lines
	46.287	`Thu Feb 08 1996 13:09`	Gratuitous innuendo	9 lines
	46.292	`Thu Feb 08 1996 13:21`	Live and let live.	11 lines
	46.317	`Thu Feb 08 1996 18:15`	Was Zarphon compulsory??	10 lines
TOPIC	49.0	Five Nations
	49.73	`Mon Mar 18 1996 18:19`		11 lines
TOPIC	57.0	Mercury in your mouth...
	57.9	`Tue Jan 30 1996 14:24`	Probably the most predictable note of the week	3 lines
TOPIC	59.0	`Tue Jan 30 1996 11:58`	Green shoots it is then ( again )	7 lines
	59.35	`Fri Feb 16 1996 12:46`	Simple as that	6 lines
	59.47	`Fri Feb 16 1996 14:41`	Sagitarians don't count either	17 lines
	59.74	`Fri Feb 23 1996 12:21`		44 lines
	59.77	`Fri Feb 23 1996 12:35`	majority two..and falling	18 lines
	59.80	`Mon Feb 26 1996 15:22`	It could be you	7 lines
	59.87	`Thu Mar 21 1996 17:16`	They must be beef eaters	33 lines
	59.90	`Thu Mar 28 1996 15:20`	Let them eat kak	19 lines
	59.92	`Fri Apr 12 1996 13:20`	time is running out for Grey Leader	6 lines
TOPIC	61.0	If I had a wish come true, I'd wish for....
	61.11	`Wed Jan 31 1996 18:09`	Blatant solicitation blah blah	9 lines
TOPIC	62.0	MP's salaries
	62.17	`Thu Feb 01 1996 17:59`	Margaret Thatcher is evil	18 lines
TOPIC	66.0	The continuing debacle at British Gas
	66.12	`Wed Feb 07 1996 18:01`	There's no such thing as a free lunch	8 lines
	66.17	`Wed Feb 07 1996 18:46`	Methinks, they protesteth too much	9 lines
TOPIC	67.0	Sad News
	67.12	`Tue Feb 13 1996 12:01`		7 lines
TOPIC	71.0	The Puzzle Box
	71.3	`Thu Feb 15 1996 12:52`		10 lines
TOPIC	80.0	The 'Sport'
	80.3	`Wed Mar 20 1996 12:24`	Afters to start at 00:15hrs	6 lines
TOPIC	82.0	Mad Cow Disease
	82.28	`Fri Mar 22 1996 20:05`	Meat is suicide??	0 lines
	82.82	`Tue Mar 26 1996 17:02`		4 lines
	82.169	`Thu Apr 25 1996 19:48`	re. 168 - I've always liked that joke	0 lines
	82.305	`Tue Sep 17 1996 18:52`	or maybe the OCR is on the blink	18 lines
TOPIC	83.0	Living and working in another country Why?
	83.19	`Fri Apr 12 1996 18:37`	Its grim opp North	12 lines
TOPIC	86.0	"Deserved" Compensation.
	86.7	`Wed May 01 1996 16:24`	Its all Thatcher's fault	50 lines
	86.9	`Wed May 01 1996 16:26`	from fading memory	6 lines
	86.12	`Wed May 01 1996 16:48`	Answer: loads	19 lines
	86.14	`Wed May 01 1996 18:33`		21 lines
	86.16	`Wed May 01 1996 18:44`	From Bentley to the Birmingham Six and on and on	11 lines
	86.21	`Wed May 01 1996 19:29`	One rotten apple blah blah...	18 lines
	86.23	`Wed May 01 1996 19:41`	and too shocked to think about it	16 lines
TOPIC	99.0	Time to die...
	99.125	`Thu Aug 08 1996 15:32`		9 lines
	99.127	`Thu Aug 08 1996 15:43`		11 lines
TOPIC	107.0	The Hangover Topic
	107.71	`Thu Aug 22 1996 20:58`	Bomb the Swiss and steal their gold	13 lines
	107.87	`Fri Aug 23 1996 19:13`	smart motah or what???	7 lines
	107.97	`Fri Aug 23 1996 20:45`	I may be wrong..I may be right	11 lines
TOPIC	111.0	Marriage
	111.35	`Fri Sep 06 1996 18:12`		3 lines
	111.41	`Mon Sep 09 1996 18:15`	Is it compulsory at public schools????	5 lines
	111.94	`Tue Sep 17 1996 20:22`	not to be confused with Miss Ogamist	12 lines
TOPIC	112.0	Incest
	112.20	`Fri Sep 20 1996 19:33`	and that is why they are all mad and so very ugly	11 lines
TOPIC	113.0	The Bishop, the Thief, someone's Wife and..
	113.1	`Fri Sep 20 1996 19:35`		17 lines
TOPIC	116.0	The Bisto Kids.. not..
	116.1	`Tue Oct 08 1996 16:25`	The best government money can buy	10 lines
	116.3	`Tue Oct 08 1996 16:32`		12 lines
	116.7	`Tue Oct 08 1996 18:03`		3 lines
	116.11	`Tue Oct 08 1996 20:08`		3 lines
TOPIC	117.0	Handguns - post dunblane
	117.5	`Thu Oct 17 1996 18:16`	The will of the peepil	5 lines
	117.8	`Thu Oct 17 1996 18:29`	Sport??? no not really	14 lines
	117.12	`Thu Oct 17 1996 18:42`		12 lines
	117.33	`Fri Oct 18 1996 13:14`	Lurve...my weapon of choice	19 lines
	117.67	`Fri Oct 18 1996 19:29`	Reading twinned with Compton ( South L.A. )	0 lines
TOPIC	118.0	Christmas Prezzies
	118.19	`Fri Oct 18 1996 19:28`		5 lines
TOPIC	121.0	New Jokes?
	121.13	`Tue Oct 29 1996 19:03`	She's a nice lass	3 lines
TOPIC	122.0	Favourite Artists
	122.20	`Wed Oct 30 1996 18:34`	We're only in it for the Monet	0 lines
	122.25	`Thu Oct 31 1996 12:13`		3 lines

Conference cosme3::es96 (ES96: fluff noters' emporium)

17 posts

TOPIC	2.0	Sign in
	2.211	`Tue Oct 15 1996 19:01`		10 lines
TOPIC	6.0	Questions and curios
	6.11	`Wed Jan 03 1996 15:15`		4 lines
TOPIC	10.0	Sad Miscellany
	10.35	`Tue Apr 30 1996 15:17`	very sad	5 lines
	10.67	`Tue May 28 1996 20:41`	amused??? who cares???	11 lines
TOPIC	23.0	The sad joke topic
	23.58	`Sun Jun 09 1996 15:08`	blow the dust of this old chestnut	10 lines
TOPIC	51.0	Valentines Day
	51.49	`Fri Mar 01 1996 12:37`		4 lines
TOPIC	53.0	ES Dictionary
	53.27	`Wed Feb 28 1996 14:25`		3 lines
TOPIC	61.0	TAZOS
	61.337	`Tue May 07 1996 21:19`	We'll see you all at Selhurst	7 lines
	61.371	`Tue May 14 1996 18:40`	Daffy Duck is here and the other at home	3 lines
	61.445	`Tue Jul 23 1996 12:51`	It might have been mentioned before	6 lines
	61.447	`Tue Jul 23 1996 13:09`		3 lines
TOPIC	68.0	What we would have put in EF
	68.38	`Wed Apr 03 1996 18:44`	For others, its a way of life	10 lines
TOPIC	71.0	NOt a CandUB? Sign in here!
	71.86	`Tue May 14 1996 16:48`	Step on it driver	4 lines
	71.168	`Thu May 16 1996 13:04`		8 lines
TOPIC	75.0	You know you're sad when....
	75.9	`Mon May 20 1996 19:07`		4 lines
TOPIC	92.0	annoyances
	92.209	`Thu Aug 15 1996 12:01`		4 lines
TOPIC	116.0	Christmas Presents
	116.6	`Thu Nov 21 1996 20:09`	a man of simple tastes writes....	21 lines

Conference govt02::basingstoke ( * BASINGSTOKE - Gateway to Wessex * )

1 posts

TOPIC	835.0	Dangerous Inconsiderate Parking at Viables (instead of the Crescent).
	835.63	`Fri Nov 24 1995 14:15`		6 lines

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