Conference bookie::movies

    "Airplane" was by far the funniest movie I ever saw. Like Star Wars, it
    was the first of its kind, so similar movies today, while they may also
    be funny, can't rival its impact on an unsuspecting world.

  Woody Allan's "Play it again Sam"

  George

Will Hay's "Where's that Fire" - hilarious if you like 1930's films.

Scott

    
    I've always held a candle for "Kentucky Fried Movie"
    
    				Ian

    
    
    		A I R P L A N E
    

    The one in my collection that never fails to leave me laughing - even
    after repeated viewings - is the Laurel and Hardy two-reeler "The Music
    Box", which, incidentally, is the *only* film of theirs to win an
    Academy Award.  There are *so* many great gags in this film all around
    one theme - delivering a heavy piano up a loooooooooong stairway and
    finally getting it installed in a home.
    
    							--Eric--

The first film that I could remember putting in this category would
be "It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World."  (should that be four Mads or five?)

One that hit me particularly hard was the first time I saw "The Wrong Box,"
a victorian-era farce starring Marty Feldman.
It didn't hit me so hard the next time I saw it, which is probably an endemic
feature of "your funniest movie of all times."  You had to be there,
and you aren't ever there again.

- tom]

    Chaplin's "City Lights" has some incredibly funny scenes, as wellas a 
    beautifully poignant old-fashioned tearjerker ending.
    
    -Stephen

    
    	RE: .8
    
    	4 "Mads" is correct.
    
    	RE: .0
    
    	Another vote for "Airplane".
    
    							GTI
    

    
    Toss up between Airplane and Blazing Saddles...
    
    Graham.

    
    The Marx Brothers' "The Big Store"
    
    I suspect it caught me at the right moment.
    
    
    DFW

    A vote here for ANIMAL HOUSE - I haven't laughed at a film like that
    since.  Perhaps it was the age I was at the time...
    
    Keith

    I think Keith made a valid point - depends on the time....
    
    A few I remeber making me bust a gut laughing: Silent Movie and Airplane
    
    Joyce

    
    The Music Box,Toed in the Hole,County Hospital,Bratts,Dirty Work and 
    most other Laurel and Hardy soundies.
    
    also
    
    Young Frankenstein, Play it again Sam,Groundhog Day
    
    **
    
    Vince...

    
    My all time comedy fave - "Arthur".
    
    
    Marilyn

    1. The Great Race
    2. It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World
    3. The Laurel and Hardy sketch where they were selling Christmas trees in
       the summertime.
    
    Clark

    Caddy Shack... Bill Murray couldn't have played the part better.
    

    Ditto #16 - Arthur <--- can get a great laugh anytime, anywhere, and
    constantly.
    
    Catherine
    

    It's a Mad^4 World.
    
    I and a group of my peers saw it during its first release.
    In Cinerama.  (And boy, did he ever go SAILING out there... :-)
    (Not to mention the airplane shots).
    
    h.m.:  Play It Again, Sam.
    
      John

    Two spring to mind:
    
    	The Ritz
    	Monty Python and the Holy Grail
    
    but I reserve the right to add to the list...
    
    Leslie

"Arsenic and Old Lace" and "Young Frankenstein"

    
    
     "Hear no evil see no evil"
     "Naked Gun"
     "Jaws 4"
    
    
    

    "The Gods Must Be Crazy" (the original)
    
    "The Wedding Banquet" (a total surprise to me)
    
    "The Groove Tube" 
    
    "Blazing Saddles"
    
    
    Jodi-
    
    

    
    1. Monty Pythons "Life Of Brian"
    2. "What's Up Doc?"
    3. "The Great Race"
    4. "Airplane"
    5. "Return Of The Pink Panther"
    
    - Sean

    
    		***
    
    
    A lot of sketches with "Mr Bean"
    
    
    		***
    

    "Arsenic And Old Lace"
    "Airplane"
    "Monty Python's The Holy Grail"
    

    
    	RE: Mr. Bean
    
    	If there's a video/tape available with "Mr. Bean" episodes,
    	please let me know ... I want 'em all!!
    
    							GTI

re .28

As far as I know, all the Mr Bean programmes are available on video.  I think
there's even a video of stuff that's never been on TV.

Scott

    
    	If anyone sees them, please let me know ... I want to get all
    	of them on video!!
    
    	Thanks for any info.
    
    							GTI

    Another vote for ARTHUR.
    
    Honorable mention goes to THE IN-LAWS, Peter Falk and Alan Arkin very
    funny movie.

    
    1. Monty Python & Holy Grail
    2. Naked Gun I & II
    3. Airplane I & II
    4. Loaded Weapon I (haven't seen II yet)
    5. Arthur
    6. Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy (OK, it's a mini-series, but....)
    
    

    Woody Allen's 
    Everything you wanted to know about sex but were afraid to ask.
    
    Shawn

    For me the top two would be "Sleeper" and "Bananas."
    
    Third might be "The Meaning of Life" (Monty Python) ("i can't eat
    another bite")
    
    Fourth might be "La Cage Au Follies" (sp?)
    
    
    Another one is "Hairspray"  Definitely one of the funniest movies I've
    ever seen.  The first time I saw it I was in hysterics.
    
    
    For this past year:
    "Manhattan Murder Mystery"
    "The Wedding Banquet"
    
    
    Lorna
    

    Groove Tube.
    
    Also, the Laurel and Hardy where the wives think they're supposed to be 
    on a cruise? but they want to go to the Lodge convention, but end up
    spending two weeks in an attic, and the ship sinks so the wives think
    they're dead...films don't get much funnier than this.
    
    Carl

Re: .30


>    	If anyone sees them, please let me know ... I want to get all
>    	of them on video!!


WH Smiths in the UK usually has them all (VHS)...

    1.  "Some Like It Hot"
    
    2.  "The Great Race"
    
    3.  "Mr. Blandings Builds His Dream House"
    

    
    	What's "The Great Race"?
    
    							GTI

"The Producers"

	I agree with the comment about first-time viewing being the most
    	acute.  I laughed until I hurt the first time I saw The Wrong Box.
    	It creaks a bit on repeated viewing, but I still remember that first
    	burst.  Likewise I remember diligently counting Natalie Woods'
    	costume changes in The Great Race (19).    
    
    The Wrong Box
    The Great Race    "Push the button, Max."
    The Producers
    Hobson's Choice
    The Philadelphia Story
    How to Steal a Million
    
    <clb>

    Of "films that meant to be funny," my "funniest" list includes:
    
    	We're No Angels (Bogart version)
    	Young Frankenstein
    	Dark Star
    	The Palm Beach Story
    	
    (These have held up pretty well, too, though they're not as uproarious
    as they were the first time I saw them.)
    
    Of the films that didn't mean to be funny (or at least not funny in the
    places I laughed at), I'd add:
    
    	Giant (though I'm not sure how much of its humor was intentional)
    	The Poseidon Adventure (I *loved* this when I first saw it, watched
    			it several times in a row, and then clicked onto
    			how ridiculous it was)
    	JFK (it kept reminding me of a Saturday Night Live skit.)
    
    And, of course, all those extremely earnest cautionary-documentary
    films for teens, about how failing to dress properly will cause social
    diseases...
    
    -b

    1.  Some Like It Hot
    
    2.  Married to the Mob
    
    3.  Good Neighbor Sam
    
    4.  Young Frankenstein
    
    

    Understated humor at its best:
    Midnight Run
    
    Belushi favourites:
    Animal House, Blues Brothers and 1941
    
    Shawn

    Young Frankenstien & Author

    
      Tom Jones

    re: .44
    
    It's "Arthur", dammit, not "Author"...
    
    - Arthur (Skip) Williams, whose had his relatively simple first name
      mispelled so many times that it boggles the mind...

    
    Good thing your last name isn't Whal, er, Whal, er, Waal, er...
    
    DFW

    
    1. National Lampoon's Vacation
    2. "                " Christmas Vacation
    3. Young Frankenstein

    RE: Note 358.46

    > It's "Arthur", dammit, not "Author"...
    >     
    > - Arthur (Skip) Williams, whose had his relatively simple first name
    >   mispelled so many times that it boggles the mind...
    
    
    I hate to say it, but it's m-i-s-s-p-e-l-l-e-d ... :-)
                                     =
    
    
    			dick
    

    My favorite funny movies:
    
         CLOCKWISE
    
         SOUNDS OFF
    
         ANNIE HALL
    
         THE FLIM-FLAM MAN
    
         ARTHUR
    
         THE COURT JESTER
    
         I am sure that there are several more I will think of later.          
    
                Mike
                             

    
    	So, what's "The Great Race"?
    
    	Bueller?  Anyone?  8^)
    
    							GTI
    

    >  <<< Note 358.51 by 17576::PORTER "Mike Porter, 285-2125, NIO/A19" >>>
                         -< My favorite funny movies. >-

    >My favorite funny movies:
    
    >     CLOCKWISE
    
    >     SOUNDS OFF
    
    
    Are you talking about the movie "Noises Off"?
    Or is there really one called "Sounds Off"?
    
    Jodi-

    Re .52: See 362.0. [And then go rent the tape. ;-)]
    
    -b

    Gee, you must be younger than I. This is a great movie with Tony
    Curtis, Natalie Wood, Jack Lemmon, Peter Falk, Vivian Vance, Arthur
    O'Connell and various guest stars spread around the world. It is about
    a race around the world in cars set in the early 1900s. Tony Curtis
    plays an accomplished person which includes racing. Natalie Wood plays
    a suffragette type who is a reporter and enters the race to report it.
    Jack Lemmon plays the evil entity, assisted by the dim-witted Peter
    Falk. If I remember, it's at least a 3 hour movie. It is very "campy"
    in its presentation.

    
    	Thanks!!
    
    							GTI

    The runaway winner:  Animal House!
    
    Runners up:  Play It Again, Sam; The Man With Two Brains; Ruthless
    People; Animal Crackers; His Girl Friday.
    
    NAZZ

    RE-.53
    
         Oops! You are quite right. The movie I was thinking of was
    NOISES OFF--one of the few movies that had me laughing so hard tears
    were streaming down my face.
    
         A second also for FERRIS BUELLER'S DAY OFF.
    

    That's funny that people are saying Noises Off... as so many people
    I've talked to say they hated it, they didn't understand it, or
    whatever!
    
    If you have ever worked any part of a production, you would appreciate
    this movie... it is a RIOT!!!!!

    
    	I didn't like it the first time I saw it, but for some reason
    	it got alot better the second time.
    
    							GTI

	Animal House

	Airplane

	Caddy Shack

honorable mention...

	Fletch

	Cannonball run I  (especially the outtakes at the end)

	Smokey & the bandit I

	Nat. Lampoon ____________  Vacation

	Summer Vacation ? (John Candy)

	Pink Panther

    I liked Noises off the first time I saw it, thought it was terrific!
    
    Michael

    I wouldn't classify "Noises Off" as 'humorous'.
    'Hectic' maybe, but not terribly funny.
    
    Jodi-

    
    What's Up Tiger Lily? (early Woody Allen)
    The Producers
    A Funny thing happened on the way to the forum
    The Magic Christian
    Bedazzled
    Matinee (mainly for the scenes in "Mant!" the movie within the movie)
    Animal Crackers
    Modern Times
    My New Partner (French film starring Philip Noiret)
    
    
     

    I loved the movie "Death Becomes Her".  I thought it was a riot when
    Meryl Streep comes into the study after falling down the stairs and
    Bruce Willis says something like "Stay away from me, there's something
    wrong with you" and Meryl looks down and says "Oh my god, I can see my
    A**!!"  And the scene at the hospital when the doctor examines her, I
    almost peed my pants laughing!  

    I thought "Noises Off" was very funny.
    
    Lorna
    

    My votes:
    
    1. "The Party"   Peter Sellers
    
    2. "Bringing Up Baby" Kathyrn Hepburn and Cary Grant
    
    3. "The In-Laws"
    
    

The Money Pit

Monty Python's The Holy Grail
  "     "      The Meaning of Life
Airplane
Blazing Saddles
Rocky Horror Picture Show!

    
    "The Jerk"
    

    
    
    *All* of the Pink Panther movies (made while Peter Sellars was alive)
    
    A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Forum (with Zero Mostel)
    
    davek

1st time viewings

Raising Arizona
Monty Python & the Holy Grail
The man with 2 Brains
The Jerk

Repeated Viewings

Caddyshack
Animal House
Blazing saddles
Young Frankenstein

    
    
    
    who is Mr. Bean????
    
    
                              mld

    Roland Atkinson of Black Adder fame.
    
    Shawn

    
    	That's Rowan Atkinson.
    
    							GTI
    

    1. Hasn't anyone ever seen or remember  "The Out of Towners" with 
    Jack Lemmon and Sandy Dennis ???!!  The first time I ever saw this
    I split my sides laffin' through the whole thing.  It was made back
    in the 60's.  Jack Lemmon and Sandy Dennis  were  superb!
    
    2. Death becomes Her (Streep, Willis and Hawn)
    3. Planes, Trains and Automobiles  (John Candy and Steve Martin)
      
    M*
      

    
    
    My choice is The Life of Brian by Monty Python.....
    
    

    Re: -1
    
    I'm in agreement with you.  I've seen that movie at least 15 times and
    always enjoy it!  I'd also add Monty Python's "The Meaning of
    Life"....Bucket for monsieur?!
    
    Cheers

    I was talking to somebody about the movie "When Harry Met Sally" and
    remembered that I think the fake orgasm scene in the restaurant with
    Meg Ryan and Billy Crystal is perhaps the funniest thing I've ever seen
    in a movie.
    
    Also, remembered the scene from (I think) Annie Hall, where Woody Allen
    interviews a couple and asks them what they see in each other.  One of
    them says something like, "Well, I'm very shallow and so is she." or
    something to that effect.  I think it's hilarious.
    
    Lorna
    

    I'd go for Roxanne... particularly for one scene "Keep that guy away 
    from my cocaine..." etc, and also Python's `Holy Grail' "We have one 
    already, you see"... more recently, `Groundhog day' was very funny, and
    from a very long time ago... the film where Laurel & Hardy are doing
    the washing up, and the same plates get washed, over and over again...
    can't remember the name of the film.
    
    Norman

    
    	Also from Annie Hall:
    
    	"How often do you have sex"?
    
    	Diane: "Oh, all the time.  2 or 3 times a week."
    
    	Woody: "Hardly ever.  2 or 3 times a week."
    
    
    	I was rolling!!
    
    							GTI

    Dudley Moore's CRAZY PEOPLE had some very good humor too.
    

    
    No contest -  "What's Up Doc?"   Still funny even now that I
    know every word.
    
    
    Runners up:
    
    "Young Frankenstein"
    "Outrageous Fortune"

    Whenever I'm asked, "What's the funniest movie you ever seen?" the one
    that comes to mind is THE HEARTBREAK KID. This movie got to my funny
    bone like no other. During the first part of the film I couldn't stop
    laughing, it was hilarious.
    
    It's Neil Simon's supreme comedy of embarrassment starring Charles
    Grodin, Cybill Shepherd and Jeannie Berlin. The story is about a Jewish
    boy (Grodin) who gets married (to Berlin) but meets and falls in love
    with a beautiful WASP blonde (Shepherd) while on his honeymoon. 
    
    The dinner scene in which Grodin breaks the bad news to his new bride
    has to be one of the funniest in movie history...INHO
    
    Leonard Maltin (movie critic) gives it *** out of four in his Movie & 
    Video Guide for 1994.
    
    Don't know if this ever came out on video, but if it did - RENT IT.
    I haven't seen it since its release in 1972.
    
    Regards,
    Jack

    The Sure Thing
    Blazing Saddles
    Better Off Dead
    The Man with Two Brains
    The Lonely Guy
    The Jerk
    (Mel Brooks) Frankenstein [forget name]
    Monty Python and the Holy Grail
    Monty Pythons meaning of Life
    Monty Pythons Life of Brian
    Any Peter Sellers Pink Panther Movies
    The Party (Peter Sellers)
    A Christmas Story
    Airplane
    Airplane Two
    
    Kinda get my humority?
    
    ;-)
    
    Chip

    Other than the Peter Sellers movies I'm in agreeement with .83!  
    
    Loved Better off Dead... have to watch it at least twice a year!
    
    /teri

    oops... sorry that is reply .84 I agree with!

    I WANT MY TWO DOLLARS!!!!
    
    ;-)

    
    My top ten in order:
    1. Animal House
    2. Caddy Shack
    3. The Jerk
    4. Ferris Bueller's Day Off
    5. National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation
    6. Airplaine
    7. Naked Gun I & 2 1/2
    8. Monty Pythons Holy Grail
    9. Planes, Trains, & Automobiles
    10. Beverly Hills Cop
    
    

The Heartbreak Kid 1972

Is being shown on TV in the UK on Friday Night

Oliver

Jacques Tati - Monsieur Hulots Holiday - Classic - nuff said.

    
    The Inlaws staring Peter Falk and whatshisname?  He also stared in
    Seems Like old times w/ Chevey Chase and Goldie Hawn..another
    very funny movie
    
    

    
    In no paticular order :
    
    Airplane                                  "... and don't call me Shirley"
    Monty Python's the Holy Grail                 "what?  behind the rabbit?"
    Army of Darkness                               "shop smart - shop S-mart"
    Animal House                         "why, no - we were just... leaving!"
    Blues Brothers                             "We're on a mission from God."
    Ghostbusters       "That's it!  *Nobody* steps on a church in *my* town!"
    
    	

    re .93, I thought the funniest quote from Airplane was, "Ever seen a
    grown man naked?"
    
    Lorna
    

    
    another vote for 'm. hulot's holiday'
    

    RE: .95  by DECWET::JWHITE 
    
    >another vote for 'm. hulot's holiday'
    
    Any good lines?
    

    
    re:.96
    
    um, uh, no, actually...
    
    

    RE: .97  by DECWET::JWHITE 
    
    >are you pulling my leg? 
    
    Would I do that?
					   ^   ^  
					  (.\ /.) 
					   \ U /   
					    `-'   
					     V    
    

.92>    The Inlaws staring Peter Falk and whatshisname?  He also stared in
.92>    Seems Like old times w/ Chevey Chase and Goldie Hawn..another
.92>    very funny movie

Alan Arkin was in "The In-Laws" with Peter Falk.  I think you are confusing
Arkin with Charles Grodin, who was in "Seems Like Old Times" (among others).

						-- Nina

    "The Producers" was pretty darned funny, too.

    
    
    mine...
    
    'Top Secret'
    
    'Caddyshack' - "Licenced to kill gophers.., by da goment o' da eewnited
    nations..."
    
    'Better Off Dead'
    
    'Crimewave'
    
    'Ghostbusters' - "Shhhh, listen... do you smell something?"
    
    Scott
    
    

    
    	RE: "Crimewave"
    
    	I wasn't incredibly impressed with the movie as far as content,
    	but Sam Raimi did a heck of a job as far as production and photo-
    	graphy.
    
    							GTI

Bunuel's La Voie Lactee, but then I'm Catholic and pretensious.




Helen

At first viewings:

I think I might be a minority on this one but...

- Bill + Ted's Excellent Adventure / Bogus Adventure
   	(Notable quotes/non-quotes including the 'air guitar' impression, and 
    	 "How's it hanging, Death??" )

Repeated viewing: 

"The Party" (The second time I watched this I made a point of only watching the
butler/waiter any time he appeared on screen, slowly getting drunk on the
remains of everyone's drinks - hilarious (sp?)

Elaine.

    
    - Top Secret, Naked Gun, Airplane
    
    Some Landis films: 
    
    - One with E. Murphy & D. Aykroyd (don't know the
    englisch title), where E.Murphy is a beggar at the beginning of the
    film.
     
    - Into the night (some good
    scenes: when the arabian terrorists shoot at the dog, the parrot, the
    door...)
    
    - We're no angles (with Bogart)
    - The Party (Sellers)
    
    There are some films mentioned,
    ( The Producers, A funny thing happened..., Animal house,
    The In-Laws), that i dont't know from their titles.
    
    Can someone tell the story of these films?
    
    
    Christian
                         
    

re                     <<< Note 358.105 by 50243::SUST_MFR >>>

>    - One with E. Murphy & D. Aykroyd (don't know the
>    englisch title), where E.Murphy is a beggar at the beginning of the
>    film.

Trading Places ... excellent movie.

    Into the Night.  Michelle Pfieffer and Jeff Goldblum.  With John Landis
    as one of the bumbling arab terrorists.
    
    The movie starts out slow but then builds and builds until you just
    can't stop laughing.  I thought it was great!

	According to the Boston Globe TV Guide, "The Party" with Peter
	Sellers is showing at midnight next Saturday on TNT for those
	who a) have yet to see it
	    b) can get TNT...

	Just FYI...

	

    
    
       Johnny Dangerously 
                                                     
       Airplane 
    
       Cheech and Chong Up in Smoke
    
       Honorable mention - Great lines & situations = ANIMAL HOUSE

 The Party
 Airplane
 Blazing Saddles
 Silent Movie
 Top Secret




not necessarily in that order.



Jim

    "Sleeper"
    
    "Ground Hog Day"
    
    

    Airplane                           "Roger, over" "Huh?"
    Blues Brothers                     "We've got to see the penguin."
    Blazing Saddles                    "Oh lawdy, lawdy! He'p me! He'p me!"
    Ferris Bueller's Day Off		"Nice doggy, nice doggy"
    Monte Python's Holy Grail		"Ha! It's only a flesh wound! ...
    			                 Come back and fight you coward!"
    Arsenic and Old Lace
    Mr. Blandings Builds His Dream House
    Some Like It Hot
    Let It Ride
    
    
    

    I have three that are funny and sad...
    
    Steel Magnolia's	"If you don't have somethin nice to say, come sit
    by me"
    
    Beaches		"What do you think of me"?
    Terms of Endearment	"GIVE MY DAUGHTER THE SHOOOT, thank you"
    
    also liked...
    
    Arthur		"Steal something casual"
    Airplane		"Don't call me Shirley"
    Buloxi(sp?) Blues	"It's like Africa hot"
    Porky's		"Has anyone seen Mike Hunt"?

    Hows about:
    
    Fast Times at Ridgemont High "That's my skull, I'm so wasted!"
    Foul Play	"The albino killed the dwarf!?"
    Trading Places "He's wearing my Harvard tie, like, oh sure _he_ went to
    Harvard!"
    Princess Bride "No more rhymes now I mean it". "Anybody want a peanut?"
    Splash "What am I looking for?  None of your G*d Da**ed business, that's
    what I'm looking for."
    
    Mary Jo

    
    Cheech and Chong Up in Smoke
    Meet the Feebles
    Monty Python's Life of Brian
    
    rodge.

    It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World
    
    Ray
    

From this week's "Movies This Weekend":

Monty Python and the Holy Grail                    PG   *

It's hard to take these Boston Globe ratings seriously when possibly the
funniest movie of all time is given a one star rating.

				-- Bob

    
    	I thought "Brain Donors" was possibly 1 of the 10 funniest
    	movies I've ever seen.  Have they ever rated that one?
    
    	8^)
    

    
    
    
   " Dead Men Don't wear Plaid " and "The Jerk" both starring Steve Martin.
    
    
    Chris
    :)

>             <<< Note 358.117 by GRIM::MESSENGER "Bob Messenger" >>>
>
>From this week's "Movies This Weekend":
>
>Monty Python and the Holy Grail                    PG   *
>
>It's hard to take these Boston Globe ratings seriously when possibly the
>funniest movie of all time is given a one star rating.


These are the ratings in the TV section, right?
I don't think these are the Globe's ratings.
I think they come from a reference book.

- tom]

According to the Movies This Weekend listing, "Stars are from the Boston
Globe Calendar".  I don't know whether the rating were originally assigned
by people at the Boston Globe or came from a reference book.

				-- Bob

    Don't know what would be my funniest film ever, but one of them would
    be Mel Brooks "Young Frankenstein"
    
    A few hilarious scenes, especially the one where the old blind man,
    (played by Gene Hackman) is giving the monster a bowl of soup.
    
    John.

    I can't limit it to one movie so here is my list of movies that double
    me over.  No particular order except the first one.  "Animal House" wins
    hands down as my #1 fav:
    
    		1.  Animal House
    		2.  Take the Money and Run
    		3.  Young Frankenstein
    		4.  Monty Python and the Holy Grail
    		5.  Love and Death
    		6.  Arsenic and Old Lace
    		7.  National Lampoon's Vacation
    		8.  National Lampoon's European Vacation
    		9.  Airplane
    		10. The Blues Brothers
    
    Honorable mention:
    
    The Naked Gun movies - I love the nutty humor of the Zucker brothers.
    Cannonball Run - The one with Dean Martin, Sammy Davis, Jr. and Jack
    Elam as the proctologist always makes laugh.  
    
    Velda
    

    
    	If you like the Abrahams/Zucker combination, check out "Kentucky
    	Fried Movie".  It's basically a series of short skits combined
    	under 1 movie title.
    

    Thanks, I will.  Roaming in this topic always prompts a visit to the
    video store.  I will check it out tonight!
    
    Velda
    

    
    	And if you like that, take a look at the movies listed in 531.*
    	and you might like some of them also.
    

    Thanks a bunch!  My list for this weekend is filling up fast.
    

    
    I still think the funniest film I ever saw (to this day) was "In Laws"
    with Peter Falk.  "surpentine" :-)
    
    Louisa

    
    
    
    History of the World part 1
    
    It's good to be the King!
    
    
     Count DeMonnaie: 	Your highness looks like the p&ss boy!
    
    King Louis:		And you look like a bucket of Sh&T!!
    
    
    
    The Roman Empire:
    
    Plumming, the newest thing to hit society..get on the bandwagon!!
    Pipe the Sh%t right out of your home!
    
    Chris
    :)

    
    	And don't forget Hugh Hefner trying to recruit some gorgeous
    	women for this new idea he's got ... something called a "center-
    	fold".
    

    
    
    the Inquisition,  what a show!
    the inquisition, we all know
    that your wish-in..that we'ld go awayyyy!!!!
    
    but the In-qui-sition's here and its here to staY!
    
    Hey Tokemata , what do ya say?
    I just got back from the otten tufe
    Hey Tokemata what's the otten tufe?
    It's what you aughten to do but you do anyway!!...
    
    
    Chris
    :)

To respond to some earlier notes in this string:

Brain Donors got 3 stars.  Monty Python's Meaning of Life also only got 1.  I
can only assume that the Globe's critic at the time didn't "get" Python.

And yes, these stars are assigned by the Globe's critics, not the TV service
(which explains why the Globe rated Point Break 1.5 but the TV listing rated it
3 -- I go with the Globe on this one).

The Calendar section often screws up, though; for weeks, they printed the
summary and stars of Visconti's "The Innocent" when Schlesinger's was showing,
and they usually use the star rating for the original version of Blade
Runner (2) even when the one showing is the director's cut (3.5).  Plus I
don't think they ever go back and add MPAA ratings after the original release.