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Conference rdvax::grateful

Title:Take my advice, you'd be better off DEAD
Notice:It's just a Box of Rain
Moderator:RDVAX::LEVY::DEBESS
Created:Thu Jan 03 1991
Last Modified:Fri Jun 06 1997
Last Successful Update:Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:580
Total number of notes:60238

436.0. "if you could buy the world a present..." by ALFA1::DWEST (but i play one on tv...) Tue Dec 13 1994 12:36

    holiday time is here (for some of us it is gone already!) and it is
    customary to give gifts...  big ones, small ones, silly ones, stupid
    ones, cheap ones, expensive ones, it seems like eerybody, with little
    regard to thier backgrounds, has some sort of gift giving tradition
    that comes with this time of year...
    
    i hope everyone here gets everything they need and just a little 
    bit of what they want...  :^)  
    
    BUT, the real reason i am putting this note in, is to ask a question...
    
    "if you could give THE WHOLE WORLD a present-yep, everybody- what would
    you give them?"
    
    most people i know have always wanted to give more than they could...
    most people i know have always recieved things that they didn't really
    want, but later on found out they might need...
    
    if you could pick one gift, and give it to everybody, (no matter how
    silly, or profound, or whatever) what would it be???
    
    maybe we can have a little fun with this one... :^)
    
    					da ve
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436.1a day off... wouldn't that be educational!ALFA1::DWESTbut i play one on tv...Tue Dec 13 1994 12:4325
    i think what i would do, is give everyone a day off!!!!  :^)
    
    no matter what it is that you do or who you are, you are given 
    "a day off" to be something else...
    
    rich people overburdened with money can be poor for 24 hours...
    poor people can spend money for 24 hours...
    working people can stop working for 24 hrs...
    unemplyed people can have a job for 24 hours...
    hungry people can eat for 24 hours...
    gluttons can starve for 24 hours...
    nice people can be as@#$%es for 24 hours...
    a@#$%^&s have to be nice for 24 hours...
    Bob Palmer can be a janitor for 24 hours...
    the woman who empties my trash bucket at night can be CEO for 24 hours...
    grateful noters can note in soapbox for 24 hours...
    boxers must listen to Jerry for 24 hours...
    brief wearers must wear boxers for 24 hours (though not the ones
    mentioned above!!!)...
    boxer wearers must wear thongs for 24 hours... 
    my boss can do my job for 24 hours...
    		cuz i'm taking the day off!  :^)
    
    					da ve
     
436.2BIODTL::JCdon't criticize itTue Dec 13 1994 18:104
Simple.  I'd give everyone a small piece of paper with a
picture of Mickey Mouse or Bart Simpson and they would
haveta take the take off and enjoy...
:-)
436.3Give Peace a ChanceSTRATA::BEAULIEUspeak with wisdom like a childTue Dec 13 1994 18:487
    
    I'd give 24 hrs of peace on earth...
    
    No fighting/wars etc...
    
    
    Toby
436.4DELNI::DSMITHSnowless mogulfield bluesTue Dec 13 1994 18:5011
                                 
    As far as material things go.....
    
    Cash!
    
    ahhhh yes, Nice, fresh crispy cash....
    
    Everyone likes cash.  No matter who or what you are, most folks are 
    readily able and willing to accept their form of pecuniary at any given
    moment.  Then, all these people with their dough can go out andget what 
    it is they want most.  :-)  
436.5a piece of PeaceMAYES::OSTIGUYTue Dec 13 1994 18:475
    right on Toby....
    
    and a little goodwill towards men...like, being polite to folks...
    
    Wes
436.6A full stomach is a good stomachCSLALL::LEBLANC_CPlease don't dominate the rapJACKTue Dec 13 1994 18:582
    1 square meal for every mouth be it hungry or not so we can all go to
    bed on a full stomach :^)
436.7STOWOA::JOLLIMOREa little nervous from the fallTue Dec 13 1994 19:046
	everyone would get a day without fear. everyone would be
	understanding and compassionate. there'd be no fighting. kids
	would be able to play in peace, without fear. everyone would like
	it so much, no one would go back to wars and fighting.
	
	or, i'd buy everyone a frisbee.   ;-)
436.8SUBPAC::MAGGARDIntegrate!Wed Dec 14 1994 03:234
I'd give everyone Toobers and Zots.

- jeff
436.9Frisbee that isSTRATA::BEAULIEUspeak with wisdom like a childWed Dec 14 1994 08:388
    
    re .7
    
    Make mine a Glow in the Dark  8-)
    
    
    
    Toby
436.10SLOHAN::FIELDSAin't gonna worry my life anymoreWed Dec 14 1994 11:192
    I'd like to give every child in the world the feeling that they are
    safe and loved at home....always
436.11simpleGNPIKE::HANNANBeyond description...Wed Dec 14 1994 12:401
	Awareness.
436.12ASLAN::GKELLERCongressional Gridlick is a good thingWed Dec 14 1994 15:149
>          <<< Note 436.11 by GNPIKE::HANNAN "Beyond description..." >>>
>                                  -< simple >-
>
>	Awareness.


Ken, that is exactly what I was going to say...

Geoff
436.13AWATS::WESTERVELTWed Dec 14 1994 15:312
    Ken, that's perfect, I wanted to say that but I didn't realize
    it until now   :-)
436.14Awareness + ToleranceROMEOS::QUACKENBU_KIWed Dec 14 1994 15:507
    
    
    Very nice. I'd like to add tolerance.
    
    Kip
    
    PS: Still recouping from th Oakland run.....
436.15GNPIKE::HANNANBeyond description...Wed Dec 14 1994 15:504
	re: last 2

	See what I mean ?  ;-);-);-)
	
436.16dosesENQUE::SLOANThu Dec 15 1994 13:404
    
    Large doses of whatever makes you smile.
    
    Sloan
436.17One world...one mind...HAZEL::YOUNGwhere is this place in space???Thu Dec 15 1994 16:043
    Enlightenment...
    
    Which is really 'awareness' in action...*
436.18DC's World WishENQUE::SLOANThu Dec 15 1994 17:5423
    
    
    
I would give everyone a visitation by three spirits ....

    
    
    
    
    
    
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436.19God Bless us, each and every one..CSLALL::LEBLANC_CPlease don't dominate the rapJACKThu Dec 15 1994 18:023
    OOOOOH
    spooky
    :^)
436.20more from dcENQUE::SLOANThu Dec 15 1994 18:3512
>> Re: 436.18 when asked what 3 spirits?


Jack Daniels, Jim Beam and Old Ghastly Grandad

"He's a drugstore truck drivin' man
 he's the head of the Ku Klux Klan
 when summer comes rollin' around
 we'll be lucky to get out of town"

 From: dclark@dvcorp.com (Dave Clark)
436.21WESERV::ROBERTSclimb a ladder to the starsFri Dec 16 1994 12:194
    
    fun to see notes from DC in here !!! 
    
    
436.22A cokeDNEAST::BRAGG_GARYMon Dec 19 1994 21:342
     A Coke and a smile!
    		
436.23BIGQ::DCLARKThe Master CylinderTue Dec 20 1994 12:472
    A complete set of Power Rangers action figures, including 
    Mega-Ultra-Zord and Titanis