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Title:Take my advice, you'd be better off DEAD
Notice:It's just a Box of Rain
Moderator:RDVAX::LEVY::DEBESS
Created:Thu Jan 03 1991
Last Modified:Fri Jun 06 1997
Last Successful Update:Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:580
Total number of notes:60238

229.0. "Quote Of The Day" by MR4MI2::REHILL (Call me Mystery Hill) Tue Dec 24 1991 10:47

  
   "Every gun that is made,
    every warship launched,
    every rocket fired,
    signifies, in the final sense,
    a theft from those who hunger and are not fed,
    those who are cold and are not clothed."
   
   
                     -- Dwight D. Eisenhower
   
                        final State-of-the-Union speech, 1960: context includes
                        his famous warning re the "military-industrial complex"
  
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229.1heard on the tubeLEZAH::CUIP1::flanaganTue Dec 24 1991 11:355
"Take something very seriously,
 but not yourself"

		Joan Bayez
229.2TECRUS::FROMMTue Dec 24 1991 11:386
Definition of "Foreign Aid:"

        "The transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to
        rich people in poor countries"

[Source: quoted by someone on the UseNet]
229.3VMPIRE::CLARKsleep in the starsTue Dec 24 1991 13:248
"Peace is not the absence of war.  Peace begins not when nations are too
 invincible to be attacked, too bloodied to fight, or too drained financially
 to build weapons.  Peace is fundamentally a state of mind.  It can only begin
 when there is a profound desire to exist in harmony with oneself and one's
 neighbors, and a profound recognition that peace is the only sane alternative
 for Earth's future."

			-- Edgar D. Mitchell
229.4Seen on a T-Shirt (sorta a shorter version of .3)TLE::WEISSNo way I'll crash, this is a *BEER* truck!Tue Dec 24 1991 14:472
"Peace is not the period of time between 2 wars"
229.5GRANPA::CCUMMINSTue Dec 24 1991 15:285
    
    " I believe we are on an irreversable path towards freedom and
    democracy, but that could change."
    
                 - Dan Quayle
229.6FSDEV::DHENRYMy resume is ready. Want .PS or .LN03?Tue Dec 24 1991 15:374
    Do you have a date for that Dan Quayle quote?

    Digression Don_who's_hobby_it_is_to_track_the_downward_spiral_of_the_
    vice_president's_IQ
229.7GRANPA::CCUMMINSTue Dec 24 1991 15:5511
    
    RE:6
    
      No, sorry. I read it in " Newsweek" about a year and half ago and
    also in a newspaper compilation of stupid Quayle quotes a few 
    months back.
    
      Another favorite: "I really believe in teachers. They are the
    only ones who teach our children."
    
                      Dan Quayle ( A heartbeat away from the presidency)
229.8more on DannyTECRUS::FROMMThu Dec 26 1991 11:4712
Re: .6, .7

I ran to the Dan Quayle calendar to see if it was there, but sorry, it wasn't.

I thought I'd share the Dan Quayle quote for December anyway:

	"You all look like happy campers to me.  Happy campers you are,
	happy campers you have been and as far as I'm concerned happy
	campers you will always be."

		- Quayle greeting the people of American Samoa.
		  (As reported in Newsweek, 5-8-89)
229.9TECRUS::FROMMThu Dec 26 1991 11:483
"There is no way to peace.  Peace is the way."

	- Ghandi
229.10Life is interwoven...WEDOIT::YOUNGwhere is this place in space???Thu Dec 26 1991 13:176
    
    "The earth does not belong to people, people belong to the earth.  Like 
    the web of a spider so is life on this planet, and what people do to one 
    strand they inevitably do to themselves."
    
    					PBS 'Nature' Comment
229.11badges please...WMOIS::HORNE_CSat Dec 28 1991 11:106
    
    
    Badges? Badges? we don't need no stinkin badges......
    
                         John Belushi (from the film Going South)
    
229.12MR4MI2::REHILLCall me Mystery HillSat Dec 28 1991 12:554
    
    	Its also fom Blazing Saddles......
    
    
229.13MR4MI2::REHILLCall me Mystery HillSun Dec 29 1991 12:545
    
    	"And what would you do if you had a brain?"
    
    		The Great and Powerful Oz.
    
229.14FSDEV::DHENRYMy resume is ready. Want .PS or .LN03?Sun Dec 29 1991 14:343
    re: .11 & .12

    The original is in a classic Bogart movie, "Treasure of the Sierra Madre."
229.15IMTDEV::INGALLSEarth Day - Every DayMon Dec 30 1991 15:0612
"my life's part of a global life
 I find myself becoming more mobile
 and I think a little girl in the world can do anything...

 destination my community,
 street person, my responsiblity,
 If I have a care in the world, I'd have a gift to bring..."

                                --  Indigo Girls


(I think that's how it goes...)
229.16SSGV02::STROBELSssh - new dad asleepMon Dec 30 1991 15:124
"When I'm not attending a Grateful Dead concert, I listen to WGBH radio"

	Massachusetts Gov. William Weld, doing a promo for a local PBS radio 
station
229.17WMOIS::HORNE_CWed Jan 08 1992 11:025
    
    What we have here is a failure to communicate....
    
                     (Strouther Martin as the warden in COOL HAND LUKE)
    
229.18COOKIE::FREIWALDTeach Peace!Wed Jan 08 1992 18:246
"There's a fine line between wisdom and wierd"   (How true!)

				Paul Hogan in "Almost an Angel"

:-C
229.19VERGA::STANLEYwhat a long strange trip it's beenWed Jan 08 1992 18:421
    A lot of us crossed that line long ago.
229.20(*&(&^)(*&RGB::SHERREDWed Jan 08 1992 18:501
    I should have done a mail order today and I blew it big time!
229.21EZRIDR::SIEGELThe revolution wil not be televisedWed Jan 08 1992 19:4113
re:< Note 229.20 by RGB::SHERRED >
>                                -< (*&(&^)(*& >-
>
>    I should have done a mail order today and I blew it big time!

I forgot, too!   No biggie, I wasn't sure if I was going to go after all. The
Wednesday and Thursday Nassau shows (assuming that's where you were going to
go) should still be available to 2nd day mail-orders.  I was going to do
Thursday and Friday, now I guess I'll have to listen to tapes.

Besides, I'm saving my money for the 9 Boston shows :-)

adam
229.22TERAPN::PHYLLISthrough a dream night windThu Jan 09 1992 11:0910
    
    President Bush's new campaign slogan:
    
    	"I've fallen and I *can* get up!"
    
    			- David Letterman
    
    :-)
    
    
229.23from the Colo Spgs GazetteCLOSUS::BARNESThu Jan 09 1992 14:145
    "If govt. is not about feeding the children, then what is it about????"
    
    Capt. Kangaroo
    
    
229.24Capt Kangaroo for president!ESKIMO::DWESTDont Overlook Something ExtraordinaryThu Jan 09 1992 14:473
    man, who says kids today have no role models???  :^)
    
    				da ve
229.25RAISE::GLADUThu Jan 09 1992 14:536
re:  <<< Note 229.24 by ESKIMO::DWEST "Dont Overlook Something Extraordinary" >>>
   
    > Capt Kangaroo for president! 
    
    Dancing Bear for president! :-)
    
229.26WMOIS::HORNE_CThu Jan 09 1992 16:016
    
    
    I wouldn't belong to any club that would have me as a member....
    
                                              (Groucho Marx)
    
229.27an old favorite...LASSIE::GRADYtim gradyThu Jan 09 1992 16:175
    It could be worse.  It could be raining.
    
    			Marty Feldman as Igor (Eye-gor) 
    				in "Young Frankenstein"
    
229.28VMPIRE::CLARKsleep in the starsFri Jan 10 1992 11:004
"Hey Joe, eat some more.  It tastes even better if you put more in your mouth."

		-- supposedly Italian guy talking to another Italian guy
		   in a TV commercial for some microwavable pasta
229.29VMPIRE::CLARKsleep in the starsMon Jan 13 1992 20:3514
{headers removed}

    From the "Parade" Magazine, Boston Sunday Globe, 29-Dec-1991 --
    
    	Best Quote by a Boss
    
    	  By chairman and CEO of Ben and Jerry's, Ben Cohen, who last year
          kept his salary to $84,000 (the company limits its top salaries
          to no more than seven times the pay of the lowest-paid full-time
          worker):
    
    	"I don't see any way you can justify somebody making $1 million or
        more a year when the low-level workers aren't making enough money
        to afford a house."
229.30KinkySPICE::PECKARShadow skiing the apocalypseFri Jan 24 1992 13:272
	    "I'm an ape man, I'm an ape ape man, I'm an ape man."
229.31CLOSUS::BARNESFri Jan 24 1992 14:442
    From Patty, my wife, this morning...
    "You sure have PMS lately! PICK on ME SYNDROME!!!! Leave me the f#*& alone!!"
229.32AIMHI::KELLERThe BoR, Void Where Prohibited by lawFri Jan 24 1992 15:1918
>                      <<< Note 229.31 by CLOSUS::BARNES >>>
>
>    From Patty, my wife, this morning...
>    "You sure have PMS lately! PICK on ME SYNDROME!!!! Leave me the f#*& alone!!"


No NO No...

according to my wife, men get U M S
			      g o w
			      l o i
			      y d n
				  g
				  s



229.33PIPE::SPINETom SpineFri Jan 24 1992 16:0310
    > according to my wife, men get U M S
    >  				    g o w
    >				    l o i
    >				    y d n
    >				        g
    >					s
    
    In the extreme case, this is known as SUMS (Sudden Ugly Mood Swings).
    
    tms
229.34MR4MI2::REHILLCall me Mystery HillSat Jan 25 1992 15:546
    
    	"And a woman can be tough!"
    
    		Janis Joplin
    
    
229.35TERAPN::PHYLLISthrough a dream night windWed Feb 12 1992 13:4817
	"Actually, he had nothing against being a leather cutter.  He
	had mastered his craft and derived considerable satisfaction
	from it.  Nevertheless, he realized that even if he lived to be
	a hundred, he would be essentially the same person doing the same
	tasks, neither better nor worse.  He wasn't jealous of those who 
	had more money than he did, though to have more money would've
	been nice.  But it was change he longed for, and he often thought
	that in an ideal world people would change their personalities
	every decade or so, possibly learning something to boot.  Each
	metamorphosis would necessarily be a change for the better.  No
	butterfly, no matter how faded or imperfect, was ever uglier than
	the larva it emerged from."

		- Mather Grouse, in Richard Russo's novel, "Mohawk"


229.36media expectationsINTUNE::RUDNICKWed Feb 12 1992 14:494
when asked if she was looking forward to doing product endorsements upon
returning to the states, olympic speedskating gold medalist bonnie blair said:

   "i'm no michael jordan"
229.37STUDIO::IDEnow it can be toldThu Feb 13 1992 11:525
    A Valentine's Day quote, a day early:
    
                 "If music be the food of love, play on!"
    
    -- Shakespeare's "Twelfth Night"
229.38If you get confused...MR4DEC::WENTZELLExpert Only &lt;&gt;&lt;&gt;Thu Feb 13 1992 13:216
RE:             <<< Note 229.37 by STUDIO::IDE "now it can be told" >>>


Great for a p-name, I may use it someday!!

Scott
229.39CLOSUS::BARNESThu Feb 13 1992 14:321
    ME? I like to DANCE!!!!!!
229.40DEDSHO::CLARKRead My Lips: No New TermThu Feb 13 1992 15:471
"The price of freedom is constant vigilance."
229.41VMPIRE::CLARKRead My Lips: No New TermTue Feb 18 1992 12:203
"If someone stuck a pin in my head, it would explode."

			-- Jane Q. Public in radio ad for sinus medicine
229.42STUDIO::IDEnow it can be toldTue Feb 18 1992 16:125
    Dennis Miller, on his 2/13 talk show, to Sen. Al Gore about his stated
    "experimentation" with marijuana: "So, who rolled a tighter joint, you
    or Tipper?"  He didn't get an answer.
    
    Jamie
229.43made me laughSTAR::SALKEWICZIt missed... therefore, I am Tue Feb 18 1992 16:259
    I liked what Dennis Miller said about Bush the other day:
    
    	"Ya know Buch has me wondering,.. I mean the guy is on the ropes
    	and there's nobody in the ring with him"
    
    		%^)
    
    							/
    
229.44Miller on DowSSGV02::STROBELNot this record, not this record.....Fri Feb 21 1992 14:274
maybe Deenis should have his own note.

"Napalm, Agent Orange & silicone breast implants. Gee, Dow makes Exxon look like
the Make a Wish foundation"
229.45SMURF::GRADYtim grady, DEC TCP/IP EngineeringFri Feb 21 1992 14:5813
Monsanto made Agent Orange, not Dow.

I visited their St. Louis plant around 1985 or so, and they were quite apologetic
about it. (while they were telling me about ROUNDUP, a general purpose household
defoliant that they SWORE wasn't made of Agent Orange...:-)

tim


P.S.  Maybe they both made AO, I dunno, but I know Monsanto made it.

So it goes.

229.46CLOSUS::BARNESFri Feb 21 1992 15:169
    A good friend of mine who's family has worked for DOW chemical
    for years, and is rather conservative for a youngster, informs me
    breast implants are made by DOW Corning...not the same DOW Chemical and
    COrning Glass Company.
    This is one of the reasons "conservatives" piss and moan at "liberals"
    his comment was basically "get yer facts straight!!"
    
                                    
                          rfb
229.47I knew itAWARD::CLARKI'm still aliveThu Mar 26 1992 19:304
"I think we are destroying the minds of America.  That's been one of my 
lifelong ambitions."

			-- John Kricfalusi, co-creator of Ren & Stimpy
229.48speaking from the voice of experience ...BOOKS::BAILEYBLet my inspiration flow ...Mon Mar 30 1992 11:577
    	[excerpted from The Bethel (Maine) Citizen, March 11, 1992]
    
    "People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and
     have a tremendous impact on history."
    
    						- Dan Quayle
    
229.49four more yearsSTUDIO::IDEnow it can be toldMon Mar 30 1992 12:1911
    "I tried marijuana once or twice and didn't like it.  I didn't inhale."
    
    -- Bill Clinton
    
    Maybe if he had inhaled, he'd have a different opinion.  I'm waiting
    for someone to say "I experimented with marijuana and I need more
    data."
    
    If the democrats were to form a firing squad, it would be in a circle. 
    
    Jamie
229.50GOOROO::CLARKRunning on FaithMon Mar 30 1992 12:425
    re .-1
    
    yeah, I almost hurled when I saw that one. "I didn't inhale" ...
    
    not true, Mr. Clinton! You DO inhale!
229.51inhale this WillySLOHAN::FIELDSIts sad,so sad 'cus the Circus Left TownMon Mar 30 1992 12:456
    if he didn't inhale how does he know he don't like it ? like my mom
    always said, if ya don't try it don't say you don't like it !
    
    Chris
    
    ps. I don't think my Mom was talkin' 'bout the same thing though...
229.52from the sunday paper...SMURF::GRADYtim grady, DEC TCP/IP EngineeringMon Mar 30 1992 15:524
"Saying that Bill Clinton is the most electable Democrat is like saying Moe was
the smartest stooge."

tim
229.53ZENDIA::FERGUSONCarpal Tunnel Syndrome pain: 8.0Mon Apr 06 1992 16:006
The whole ganja thing w/ Clinton is stupid.  he should say, "ya, i tried it
and it really isn't a big deal.  i didn't care for it, but, at least i have
tried it and can offer an opinion on it.  too many people in this country
have plenty to say about m.j. with no experience."


229.54SCOONR::GLADUMon Apr 06 1992 16:063
    "The great thing about playing the saxophone is that you don't
     have to inhale"
    						Bill Clinton
229.55AOXOA::STANLEYToo much of everything is just enuf...Mon Apr 06 1992 16:285
"Saying you smoked pot and didn't inhale is like saying you drank beer and
didn't swallow."

		Some Guy on TV
229.56DEDSHO::CLARKI'm still aliveMon Apr 06 1992 16:286
re JC

Yeah, but if you want to get elected, you gotta say what the people want to
hear.  What the people want to hear is that drug use is the root of all evil
in society.  It's a lot easier than having to deal with the *real* sources of
our problems.  Drug use is at worst a symptom.  All IMO.
229.57"Anyone got a number for after the speech?" B.ClintonSLOHAN::FIELDSIts sad,so sad 'cus the Circus Left TownMon Apr 06 1992 16:572
    not me !! I wanna hear one POL say he tried it and liked it ! he'll get
    my vote !
229.58Don't fall for it!MEIS::PARERipped-off clever sloganMon Apr 06 1992 17:128
    That's not what people want to hear. I'm starting to hear more and more
    people talk about how ridiculous the war on drugs is ( people I never
    would have expected) . That's just what the politicians and the
    oligarchy want to keep pounding into our heads, with the hopes that
    someday we'll start to belive it
     
      "Give up your rights! I'll lead you out of this mire of evil that
    personal drug use has caused" 8'O ----> |'p 
229.59DEDSHO::CLARKI'm still aliveMon Apr 06 1992 18:081
That's what the majority want, I think.  Or the voting majority, anyways.
229.60where do they get these guys anyway ???BOOKS::BAILEYBLet my inspiration flow ...Mon Apr 06 1992 19:477
    Danny Ainge, on his picks for who's going to win the National League
    East (baseball) pennant this season ... "I'll take the Mets, assuming
    they can manage to stay out of jail" ... apparently three of the Mets
    star players are facing rape charges ...
    
    						... Bobbb
    
229.61DEDSHO::CLARKMon Apr 27 1992 20:435
"The genius of our ruling class is that it has kept a majority of the people
 from ever questioning the inequity of a system where most people drudge along
 paying heavy taxes for which they get nothing in return."

					-- Gore Vidal
229.62Jerry Brown?CSCMA::M_PECKARJ'adore le monde de Wayne, pas!Mon Apr 27 1992 20:544
Hmmmm.   Innerestin', isn't it, that the only candidate who is talking
_serious_ tax reform isn't being taken very seriously by the media (those who 
control what the people think)...
229.63:^) my god--it's us and NOT them!!ROULET::DWESTDont Overlook Something ExtraordinaryMon Apr 27 1992 21:005
    the scary thing about the people that govern the country is that more
    and more it is becoming people i went to school with!!!  :^)
    
    				da ve_who_has_a_high_school_aquaintance_
    				on_the_ballot_in_local_elections
229.64SMURF::GRADYShort arms, and deep pockets...Mon Apr 27 1992 21:047
>:^)  my god--it's us and NOT them!!

Nah, the kids who were republicans back in high school and college, still are.
I just wish that the rest of us could get together long enough to vote them out
of office! ;-)

tim
229.65Sometimes, I wonder if it's me...11SRUS::MARKWaltzing with BearsMon Apr 27 1992 23:5315
Re: .62

>Hmmmm.   Innerestin', isn't it, that the only candidate who is talking
>_serious_ tax reform isn't being taken very seriously by the media (those who 
>control what the people think)...

   	Andre Marou is also proposing serious (and much more drastic) tax
reform, and look how much attention the media is giving him! :-(

	He's a candidate of a national party (Libertarian), on the balot in
fifty states for November's presidential election.  The same media that's
trying real hard to pretend he doesn't exist is falling all over itself to
promote H. Ross Perot.  Go figure!

Mark
229.66VERGA::STANLEYwhat a long strange trip it's beenTue Apr 28 1992 13:081
    so is Bo Gritz (from what I've read on the Usenet).
229.67SMURF::GRADYShort arms, and deep pockets...Tue Apr 28 1992 14:2712
    From what I've heard of Perot, if he's actually elected, we'll all be
    wearing uniforms and kissing our civil rights goodbye in a matter of
    months.
    
    I knew people who worked for EDS (founded by Perot, and run by him at
    the time), and I got the impression that organization was run much like
    Germany in the 30's.
    
    He's a scary guy, but so was Hitler.
    
    tim
    
229.68CXDOCS::BARNESTue Apr 28 1992 14:374
    My comments about Perot to his supporters get me some strange
    looks..."Ya, that's what this country needs, a capitalistic millionare
    running it...JESUS!  didn't ya learn anything from Reagan?"
                       rfb
229.69VERGA::STANLEYwhat a long strange trip it's beenTue Apr 28 1992 14:5211
    Really? 
    
    ... but.... they're all capitolistic millionares, aren't they?
    
    Oh well... perhaps chaos will favor us with a good selection... life
    is funny that way sometimes, you know?  The person you least suspect
    as being good sometimes ends up being just what is needed or leads to 
    some significant positive change or something.  
    Keeping fingers crossed anyway.
    
    "goes to show, you just never know"
229.70food for thought on Perot...ROULET::DWESTDont Overlook Something ExtraordinaryTue Apr 28 1992 14:547
    don't know if i mentioned it before, but according to Bob Woodward's
    book "VEIL: The Secret Wars of the CIA"  H. Ross Perot was one of the 
    big private sector contributors to the Iran/Contra arms-for-hostages
    scandal...  he evidently kicked in large quantities of his own personal
    fortune to keep Ollie North's operation running in Nicaragua...
    
    					da ve
229.71CSLALL::HENDERSONIt's a big ol' goofy worldTue Apr 28 1992 15:3812

 I heard some other interesting tidbits on Perot the other day, but unfortunate-
ly can't remember them, but they were along the lines of what da ve said.  I'ms
sure more will come out when/if he formally announces, but with the growing
Perot histeria I doubt if those who support him will want to hear it.  The
guy kinda scares me though.  But then so does Bush and Clinton.




Jum
229.72same old stuffAWARD::CLARKI'm still aliveTue Apr 28 1992 17:567
re   <<< Note 229.70 by ROULET::DWEST "Dont Overlook Something Extraordinary" >>>
                       -< food for thought on Perot... >-

>    scandal...  he evidently kicked in large quantities of his own personal
>    fortune to keep Ollie North's operation running in Nicaragua...
    
Well, that should win him some votes, then.  Ollie's a hero!
229.73Can you say "split the vote"?ESGWST::MIRASSOUHelp! I'm turning ... umop apisdn Tue Apr 28 1992 20:017
    Hmmmm.  If Perot runs, and gets votes, he'll be taking them away from
    one of the other candidates.  Wonder what the chances are that he'd
    take enough away from Bush to let Clinton win?
    
    I think I'll vote for Pat Paulsen, despite what the courts say...
    
    j
229.74I hope I'm wrong...RANGER::NOURSEThu Apr 30 1992 21:417
    More likely he will split the anti-Bush vote.
    
    Not that it is likely to matter.  I have just about given up hope
    of ever seeing anybody but a Republican as President.  Or anybody
    but anti-choice, anti-bill-of-rights, reactionaries in the federal courts.
    
    Maybe, if we work really hard, we can defeat Quayle in 1996.  Maybe.
229.75songs of our ownWLDWST::BLAKKANHe's gone and nothin's gonna bring him back.Fri May 01 1992 07:546
    "Other videos will follow.  Keep only the ones you want."
    
    -  from an ad for a series of 'Ben Hur' and like videotapes aired
    on CNN immediatly following a piece featuring a panel review of the
    RK video tape by attorneys responsible for the defense of 4 quitted 
    LA policemen.   
229.76LANDO::HAPGOODFri May 01 1992 12:5718
                      <<< Note 229.74 by RANGER::NOURSE >>>
                            -< I hope I'm wrong... >-

>    Maybe, if we work really hard, we can defeat Quayle in 1996.  Maybe.

Sheeit you are one scary person! :)

They (rep party) know they'd have to do major surgery for Dan Quayle to 
be accepted as a real viable candidate....

which leads to this:

It is my belief that Pat Buchannan will be REP of choice in 1996.

Now you really have something to worry about.

and I hope I am very wrong as well.
bob
229.77STUDIO::IDEnow it can be toldFri May 01 1992 13:199
    In the spirit of 0.75, and not really a quote. . .
    
    T-shirt slogan seen on a looter in LA (seen by me on CNN):
    
    Shop 'Til You Drop!
    
    No kidding!
    
    Jamie
229.78CUPTAY::BAILEYA pirate looks at 40.Tue May 26 1992 12:525
    Did you ever get the impression that he's just one taco short of a
    combination plate?
    
    				... Robin Williams on Dan Quayle
    
229.79K.O. at Cambridge Research Labs 20-MAY-92CUPTAY::BAILEYA pirate looks at 40.Fri May 29 1992 18:2949
"Digital has always been a marketing company, close to the customers and
their needs, but nobody knows that.  They think we're all nerds." 

                                   ***

"I told the people who worked for me they were all going to work together
and all the vice presidents quit.  They thought I didn't appreciate them."

                                   ***

"I thought if we simply broke up into business units, we would start to act
businesslike, but we didn't."  

                                   ***

"We have to make products that are simple to sell."

                                   ***

"They say I'm old and I don't know everything.  I may be old, but there's
one thing I know:  People don't buy computers."

                                   ***

"We got the client-server business all wrong.  So did IBM.  We thought
'client' meant 'little computer' and 'server' meant 'big computer'.  So did
IBM."

                                   ***

"Our software strategy is suicidal.  Doing everything for everything takes
approximately forever and costs an infinite amount of money."

                                   ***

"We put computers down on the floor.  There are wires all over the floor
and the air intake is right down there where the dust is.  Computers can
hang on the wall."

                                   ***

"We've got to let go of timesharing.  Timesharing was wonderful.  We took
all these disparate things and put them in the same place and then when
they came out the other end they were still separate.  This was a great
achievement, but it's not what is wanted now.  The world is going away from
the mainframe to smaller computers and they don't know where they're going.
They're waiting for us to tell them."

229.80BUSY::IRZAThe compass always points to TerrapinSat Aug 08 1992 13:0519
    
                            To grow restless
                       against your surroundings
                             is depression,
                          to reach out for love
                            when you see none
                                 is hope,
                             to realize life
                             will outlive you
                               is conquest,
                          when mind and reaction
                              all become one
                                 is belief,
                     and belief against your depression
                       will give you hope for conquest
                            to your surroundings.
    
                              -James W. Haughey
                             
229.81BUSY::IRZAThe compass always points to TerrapinFri Aug 21 1992 14:374
    
         "Wherever you go, there you are."
    
                            - Buckaroo Banzai
229.82I've been there ;-)SMURF::PETERTFri Aug 21 1992 16:161
    
229.83NOVA::FREIWALDSic friatur crustum dulce!Fri Aug 21 1992 16:247
    
    Did anyone see any of the REp. convention last night? I flipped though 
    just in time to see someone claiming Americans had the right to
    affordable, accessable haircare. Of course he quickly corrected it to 
    healthcare but I laughed so hard I almost fell off the couch. 
    
    :-Chuck
229.84CSLALL::HENDERSONfrom a guitar...Fri Aug 21 1992 17:0018

 I saw that and laughed quite a bit myself...I was thinking..at last everone
 can relax and know that their haircare problems are gone forever..




 Re Buckaroo Bonzai...when that first came out this guy that works here and I
 were talking about the movie and laughing, etc..we were talking about the part
 in the factory (or whatever it was) wher everybody's name was John..and ever
 since then whenever we see each other we call each other John :-)  Really funny
 in meetings..people can't figure out who's talking to whom :-)




 Jum/john
229.85NOVA::FREIWALDSic friatur crustum dulce!Fri Aug 21 1992 19:587
    
    Another from Buckaroo Bonzai...
    
    "The only reason for time is so that everything doesn't happen at
    once."
    
    :-Chuck
229.86bargain in cosmetics, maybeVMPIRE::CLARKleave your stepping stones behindWed Nov 04 1992 13:323
"I take Him shopping with me.  I say, 'OK, Jesus, help me find a bargain.'"

						-- Tammy Faye Bakker
229.87Oh Lord won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz ...CUPTAY::BAILEYCertified Ski DestructorWed Nov 04 1992 14:141
    
229.88NAC::TRAMP::GRADYShort arms, and deep pockets...Wed Nov 04 1992 20:568
    "Woke up this morning, 
     and both my cars were gone.
     Say, I woke up this mornin', 
     and my Caddilac and my Mercedes Benz were gone
     Well, I got so damn mad, 
     I nearly threw my martini across the lawn"
    
    	
229.89secret letters!DEMING::CLARKI Was WarnedThu Nov 05 1992 16:533
    "This is so cool I have to go to the bathroom!"
    
    - Calvin, this morning
229.90NOVA::FREIWALDSic friatur crustum dulce!Tue Nov 10 1992 20:4310
    
    	"Life is mostly froth and bubble,
    	  Two things stand like stone,
    	 Kindness in another's trouble,
    	  Courage in your own."
    
    			-- Adam Lindsay Gordon (1833-1870),
    			"Ye Wearie Wayfarer," Fytte 8
    
    :-Chuck
229.91HNDRIX::MOLLENHAUERCenturion! Peel me a grape!Wed Nov 11 1992 12:143
    "Laws are like cobwebs - they catch the flies but the wasps
    and hornets break through"
    					I ferget who
229.92good one, heidiCIVIC::ROBERTSa blinding flash o'the obviousWed Nov 11 1992 12:165
    
    re: .91  ... nice quote.  Makes me think of the laws which were twisted
    and skewed to absolve more then one man of Carol Stuart's murder.
    
    c
229.93amenVMPIRE::CLARKthe Gong ShowTue Dec 01 1992 15:094
"I don't believe there is an American alive, man, woman, or child,
who doesn't enjoy a lovely beverage from time to time."

					-- David Letterman
229.94:-)RAISE::GLADUWed Mar 10 1993 16:236
    
    
		   "I know Al Gore. He wears my ties."

    
    					Jerry Garcia
229.95Reminds me of an excuse from an engineering manager! :-)DRINKS::WEISSBeer -- It does a body good.Thu Mar 18 1993 12:524
"We misunderstood the immensity of the job."
		- Andrei M. Jackamets of Hoboken,
		  trying to dig out his Toyota with
		  a spatula and a frying pan.
229.96someone hadda do it! :^)ROULET::DWESTif wishes were horses...Fri Mar 19 1993 13:305
    Hoboken?!?!?!?!??!
    
    	OOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!  I'M DYIN'!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    
    					da ve
229.97STAR::HUGHESLess zooty, more dustedWed Mar 24 1993 14:091
                    You don't look like a pen-goo-in.
229.98CXDOCS::BARNESMon Aug 16 1993 15:067
        
    
          "I wonder if the pope has ever seen the wave."
    
    
                                     young pope-head in Denver
                                         Sat 8-14-93
229.99couldn't pass it upCX3PST::BSS::DSMITHMon Aug 16 1993 22:198
    
    
    I wonder if the pops ever seen a Dave!!
    
    
    					Old Deadhead Dave in Colo. springs
    
    
229.100the truth revealed!STRATA::DWESTreality is not...Tue Aug 17 1993 12:106
    re -.1
    
    sure...  my pop has seen me lots of times...  infact, my pop IS a dave!
    				:^) :^) :^)
    
    					da ve
229.101kinda'bout sums it upNRSTA2::CLARKlive for todayTue Aug 17 1993 13:132
"Eee-yah."
	-- Chubby Checker
229.102from the 3 stoogesCXDOCS::BARNESTue Aug 24 1993 20:231
    "If at first you don't succeed...suck harder until you do suck seeds."
229.103Right On JUDGE!CXDOCS::BARNESWed Dec 15 1993 15:355
    
    "Seemingly. if one wishes to promote family values, action would be
    taken that is pro-family rather than anti some other group."
    
                                   Judge Jeffery Bayless 
229.104Some choice quotesSALES::GKELLERAn armed society is a polite society - RHThu Feb 03 1994 13:4283
The following quotes are posted with relevance to the article I posted in 
"The World We Live In" note.  I know that on the surface these notes have 
nothing to do with the Grateful Dead, however "Deadheads" and "gunnuts" 
have several things in common.  First of all we are 2 of the most 
stereotyped groups in america, second both groups care deeply about the 
freedoms that we enjoy, and the society that we live within.

There are some great words written in the following quotes that help to 
back up the great (even powerful/magical) words written down in the 
Constitution.

Edmund Burke: 	"The people never give up their liberties but under some
		delusion." 1784 SPEECH.

Noah Webster: 	" The supreme power in America cannot enforce unjust laws by
		the sword, because the whole body of the people are armed, and
		constitute a force superior to any band of regular troops..."
		AN EXAMINATION INTO THE LEADING PRINCIPALS OF THE FEDERAL
		CONSTITUTION PROPOSED BY THE LATE CONVENTION (1787).

Patrick Henry:	"Guard with jealous attention the public liberty. Suspect every
		one who approaches that jewel. Unfortunately, nothing will
		preserve it but downright force. Whenever you give up that 
		force, you are ruined." DURING VIRGINIA'S RATIFICATION 
		CONVENTION (1788).

William Pitt:	" If I were an American, as I am an Englishman, while a foreign
		troop was landed in my country, I never would lay down my arms-
		never-never-never! You cannot conquer Americal." 1777 SPEECH.

Benjamin Franklin: " They that give up essential liberty to obtain a little
		   temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety."
		   HISTORICAL REVIEW OF PENNSYLVANIA (1759).

Thomas Jefferson:  " No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms."
		   PROPOSED VIRGINIA CONSTITUTION (1776), JEFFERSON PAPERS
		   344, (J. BOYD, ED. 1950).

John Adams:	 " Arms in the hands of individual citizens may be used at
		individual discretion...in private self-defense." A DEFENSE OF
		THE CONSTITUTIONS OF GOVERNMENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF 
		AMERICA (1787-1788).

James Madison:	The Constitution preserves "the advantage of being armed
		which Americans possess over the people of almost every
		other nation...(where) the governments are afraid to trust
		the people with arms."  THE FEDERALIST #46.

Thomas Paine: 	" ...arms discourage and keep the invader and plunderer in
		awe, and preserve order in the world as well as property...
		Horrid mischief would ensue were the law-abiding deprived of 
		the use of them." THOUGHTS ON DEFENSIVE WAR, (1775).

Jefferson:	" Laws that forbid the carrying of arms..disarm only those
		who are neither inclined nor determined to commit crimes
		...such laws make things worse for the assaulted and better
		for the assailants; they serve rather to encourage than to
		prevent homicides, for an unarmed man may be attacked with
		greater confidence than an armed man."  QUOTING 18th CENTURY
		CRIMINOLOGIST CESARE BECCARIA IN _On Crimes_and_Punishment_
		(1764).

Richard Henry
Lee:		" A militial when properly formed are in fact the people
		themselves...and include all men capable of bearing arms...To
		preserve liberty it is essential that the whole body of
		people always possess arms..." ADDITIONAL LETTERS FROM THE 
		FEDERAL FARMER 53 (1788).

Samuel Adams:	" The Constitution shall never be construed to prevent the
		people of the United States who are peacable citizens from
		keeping their own arms." DURING MASSACHUSETTS' U.S. 
		CONSTITUTION RATIFICATION CONVENTION (1788).

George Mason:  " I ask, sir, what is the militia? It is the whole people...
		To disarm the people is  the best and most effectual way to
		enslave them." DURING VIRGINIA'S RATIFICATION CONVENTION
		(1788).


Source:
NRA/ILA 1994 Calendar
		
229.105thanx for posting geoff! very inspirational!BUSY::IRZAliving in a land of negative improvementThu Feb 03 1994 14:107
    
>Benjamin Franklin: " They that give up essential liberty to obtain a little
>		   temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety."
>		   HISTORICAL REVIEW OF PENNSYLVANIA (1759).               
    
              words to live by!
                                                         ^dave
229.106SLOHAN::FIELDSStrange BrewThu Feb 03 1994 19:273
    run away ! run away !
    
    		- Monty Python
229.107gun control note 210.*SLOHAN::FIELDSStrange BrewFri Feb 04 1994 13:045
    I moved all this gun talk to note 210.* so please continue it there.
    
    thanks
    
    Chris_mod
229.108One world, one place, one peace...CARROL::YOUNGwhere is this place in space???Thu Feb 10 1994 16:264
    
    "One is not half of two...it is two which are halves of One."
    
    						Anonymous bathroom artist
229.109Actually, Pooh said it betterISLNDS::CONNORS_MTue Feb 15 1994 16:408
    
    
    On Tuesday, when the sky is blue,
       And I have nothing else to do,
       I sometimes wonder if it's true
     That who is what and what is who.
    
    			A.A. Milne
229.110TERAPN::PHYLLISyou are the eyes of the worldMon Mar 14 1994 14:588
    
    "and once again, I find myself thinking about my gun-toting,
     feeble-minded friend"
    
    	- Paul Kantner, after singing "Sketches of China", Saturday night,
    	  Irving Plaza, NYC
    
    
229.111tiny dr tim needs a doseCXDOCS::BARNESTue Jun 14 1994 17:029
    and another one from the only good generation cops out....
    
    "I get really disgusted and despairing when I see young teens smoking
    grass and lying around listening to the Grateful Dead."
    
    - Tim Leary
    
    from a Parade newspaper article about pot that came buried within 
    the Sunday Morning Gaggatte, Colo Springs
229.112V.R. and Tim LearyAKOCOA::SMITH_DAnybody really know what time it is?Tue Jun 14 1994 17:139
    
    Jeepers!!!
    
    About six years ago I was listening to NPR and they had Timothy Leary
    on talking about Virtual Reality (it was my first time ever hearing 
    about V.R.).  Apparently Tim spent the day in a V.R. world and it 
    blew his mind (imagine that!).  I guess he is a strong anti drug
    advocate now and believes the youth of the future will get high on
    
229.113Tim is still in the VR world ! IMHO !!!SLOHAN::FIELDSStrange BrewTue Jun 14 1994 17:206
    hey that Tim, go around poppin' acid for years havin' all the fun,
    telling everyone to tune something in out up down whatever, then he has
    the balls to say that ! I don't think he has got a braincell left in
    his head !
    
    Chris
229.114never believe everything you read...QUARRY::petertrigidly defined areas of doubt and uncertaintyTue Jun 14 1994 19:315
What, nobody got the feeling that Dr. Tim may have been pulling Parade's
leg a little bit?  Tim wasn't a Prankster, but he's not far from it.

PeterT

229.115GRANPA::TDAVISTue Jun 14 1994 20:165
    I had the feeling that he was concerned that people should be tripping
    rather then smoking pot? The article about Marijuana was rather
    lame, same old story...  Despite the evidence, it will not be legalized
    in my lifetime, perhaps around 2045 or so..zz
    
229.116;-)AKOCOA::SMITH_DAnybody really know what time it is?Tue Jun 14 1994 20:202
    
    Yeah, generation X does sound like something good to smoke!
229.117old=not conceived but conceiving at Woodstock..SALEM::LEBLANCTue Jun 14 1994 20:206
    just a question of curiosity from a naive Gen X'er  do most of you
    ahem, older folk feel that marijuana willnot be legalized before the
    year 2000?
    
    survey_man
    
229.118what was the question ?SLOHAN::FIELDSStrange BrewTue Jun 14 1994 20:232
    in 6 years, I don't see it....not unless Bill tells the truth about not
    inhaling !:')
229.119ROCK::FROMMThis space intentionally left blank.Tue Jun 14 1994 20:2810
>              -< old=not conceived but conceiving at Woodstock.. >-

well, i wasn't exactly conceiving at woodstock (i was only 2 days old), but
i'll voice my opinion anyway.

i do not think that marijuana will be legalized before the year 2000.

i do, however, think that it may be legalized at some point in my lifetime.

- rich
229.120:^( doubt it...STRATA::DWESTriding on Blaine the Mono...Tue Jun 14 1994 20:397
    maybe in my lifetime, but not by 2000...
    
    biggest problem with legalizing now is prolly not even internal to
    US...  my bet is we're tied into too many international treaties and
    there's too much money involved in local aid, interdiction etc...
    
    					da ve
229.121GRANPA::TDAVISTue Jun 14 1994 21:332
    We had a shot at this many years ago (1970's), but thanks to the 
    cocaine epidemic, and Mr Reagan's failed policy's... NO WAY.
229.122did any one else call the parade number???QUARRY::petertrigidly defined areas of doubt and uncertaintyWed Jun 15 1994 15:1730
I see encouraging things all the time, and then I see things that discourage
me.  Chance of Mr. Bill introducing anything remotely like this in his
first term is zilch I would say.  Probably not much higher in a second
term, should he get one.  Encouraging things?  German high court saying
people should not be prosecuted for small amounts of grass and hash.
Columbia doing the same thing a few weeks later, for all drugs.  But
I think Germany has a bit higher moral ground than Columbia for our country.
There are some changes taking place on our shores too.  I think that the
Clinton administration has taken a lot of the money out of interdiction
and moved it towards education, where it really belongs.  But I don't know
if we've seen much affect from that yet.  And they have said they will 
review the policy on medical marijuana, at least I think I remember something
about that.  And there is Joecylin (sp?) Elders statments about investigating
legalization of drugs, aside from the administrations flat statement that
it won't happen.  At least it puts the thought in some peoples heads.
The Supreme court saying you can't be taxed twice on drug profits,
though that comes after being arrested I believe, so I'm not sure that
its a real win.  I believe they also voted something against the forfeiture
laws also, something to the affect that the government has to file a written
intent that they will sieze your property which is subject to review
or some such.  These are all kind of just chinks in the Wall of the war
on drugs/rights, but they may grow a bit.
Discouraging things?  People still getting busted.  Gary Shepard.
D.A.R.E. (noble idea, perhaps, but simplistic, stupid, and wrong information
given about pot).

Before 2000?  I can only wish.  But I'm not putting my money on it.

PeterT

229.123so trueSLOHAN::FIELDSAin't gonna worry my life anymoreThu Dec 15 1994 18:476
    
    
    	"Yes, People everywhere want Peace - it's usually Politicians that
    cause trouble."
    
    	Paul McCartney's Dad
229.124Eh?TRLIAN::DUGGANFri Dec 30 1994 11:408
    Not exactly a quote but
    From the Esquire Magazine Dubious Achievements Awards for the year
    1994:
    
    A man in Michigan was treated at his local hospital 
    after wounding himself in the head
    
    ...while cleaning his crossbow.
229.125ASDG::IDEMy mind's lost in a household fog.Wed Jan 11 1995 15:254
    Today's Boston Globe, p. 42:
    
    The court sealed the photographs, one of which reportedly showed Bowman
    in a compromising position and holding a banana.
229.126ASDG::IDEMy mind's lost in a household fog.Tue Feb 21 1995 11:415
Headers removed to protect the guilty:

>c)If any employee witnesses a fire, they are empowered to pull the fire
>  alarm.  They can pull either the yellow alarm for local evacuation or red
>  alarm for global evacuation.
229.127:^)ALFA1::DWESTbut i play one on tv...Tue Feb 21 1995 12:065
    question of the day...
    
    where does one go in the event of a "global evacuation"???????
    
    					da ve
229.128see you on the DSOFMQUOIN::BELKINone...3...5...7..8..9.10!Tue Feb 21 1995 12:292
	"OK, everybody offa dis planet, NOW, DAMMIT!!!"
229.129CXDOCS::BARNESTue Feb 21 1995 12:381
    to the bar.....
229.130EXTRA, EXTRA...Martians sweeping the earth clean...HAZEL::YOUNGwhere is this place in space???Tue Feb 21 1995 14:023
    ...and into the vacuum....
    
    Musta been that giant sucking sound Ross aluded to...
229.131ASDG::IDEMy mind's lost in a household fog.Tue Feb 21 1995 14:147
re .127

Rally points on the Moon, of course.  I think you need some refresher site
safety training.  :-)

I can't decide what's sillier, "global evacuation" or being empowered to pull
the fire alarm if we spot a fire.
229.132and the intergallactic bypass!AWATS::WESTERVELTTue Feb 21 1995 14:332
    Remember Ford Prefect.
229.133ROCK::FROMMThis space intentionally left blank.Tue Feb 21 1995 14:3611
>I can't decide what's sillier, "global evacuation" or being empowered to pull
>the fire alarm if we spot a fire.

thanks for the news jamie.  i had always thought that, in the event of a fire,
the first thing to do was return to my office and leisurely read through my
Employee Safety Handbook.

remember, "Do not attempt to put out a fire with a fire extinguisher if you
have not been trained to use the equipment."

- rich
229.134STAR::HUGHESCaptain SlogThu Feb 23 1995 17:287
    When I worked as a hospital lab tech, we were told that in the event of
    a fire we were not allowed to use the word 'fire'. We were to call some
    number and report 'combustion'.
    
    We were only allowed to say 'fire' if there wasn't one.
    
    gary
229.135NAC::TRAMP::GRADYSubvert the dominant pair of dimesThu Feb 23 1995 18:1512
That's wierd

If you take a self-defense class, they tell you not to
yell "Help" or "Rape" because people will run...instead,
they say yell "Fire!"

So if there's a fire, you can't yell "Fire!", what do
you do?  Yell "Rape!"??

:-/

tim
229.136c'monWILLEE::OSTIGUYThu Feb 23 1995 18:2614
    >When I worked as a hospital lab tech, we were told that in the event of
    >a fire we were not allowed to use the word 'fire'. We were to call some
    >number and report 'combustion'.
    
    Wow, that's ridiculous...it's almost like taking politically correct
    disaster terms a bit too far :)))
    
    Tim, you're right...maybe my brother in law would have gotten more help 
    when he was being stabbed to death, if, instead of saying "help, he's
    stabbing me" he said something like..."ah, excuse me folks, but this
    little puke is repeatedly sticking that knife into my body..."
    
    sorry_folks_from_an_angry_Wes_who_thinx_this_garbage_of_saying_the_
    correct_thing_has_gone_Too_far
229.137I agree.......CSLALL::LEBLANC_CPlease don't dominate the rapJACKThu Feb 23 1995 18:303
    this is a kinder and gentler nation Wes..
    people have gotten so thin skinned it has led to the point of paranoia
    with political correctness...
229.138Been covered (!) before...TRLIAN::DUGGANThu Feb 23 1995 18:438
    "I yelled 'Fire!' when I fell into the chocolate,
     I yelled 'Fire!' when I fell into the chocolate,
     I yelled 'Fire!' when I fell into the chocolate,
	Lolly-tu-dum-tu-dum,
        Lolly-tu-dum-day.
    Because nobody would come rescue me if I yelled CHOCOLATE!"
    
    ...T. Smothers, 1966
229.139Lolly-tu-dum-dayAD::STEWARTThu Feb 23 1995 20:1815
     >   "I yelled 'Fire!' when I fell into the chocolate,
     >    I yelled 'Fire!' when I fell into the chocolate,
     >    I yelled 'Fire!' when I fell into the chocolate,
     >       Lolly-tu-dum-tu-dum,
     >       Lolly-tu-dum-day.
     >   Because nobody would come rescue me if I yelled CHOCOLATE!"
    
    
    	Wow does that bring back some old memories. When I was about 
    	ten or so I found that Smothers Brothers album in my fathers
    	record collection and it quickly became one of my fav's. ;-)
    	I havn't heard that in years. Too funny..... 
    
    					Later,
    					     Jim
229.140masters of warWECARE::ROBERTSclimb a ladder to the starsFri Feb 24 1995 12:1711
    
    I don't have this phrase totally right but I want to get this quote in today
    because it's eating at my minnnnnd.  It's from Dylan's "Masters of War"
    and he's talking about the war/hate mongers of the world  and he says
    to them :   "you've given(?) the worst crime / the fear to have children/ 
    		 in our time ..." 
    
    It's the essence of the phrase ... Josh, do you have your Dylan lyrics
    book handy?  
    
    carol
229.141Early Dylan's a specialtyTRLIAN::DUGGANFri Feb 24 1995 12:237
    "You've thrown the worst fear
    That can ever be hurled
    Fear to bring children
    Into this world..."
    
    
    ...mike            
229.142WECARE::ROBERTSclimb a ladder to the starsFri Feb 24 1995 15:075
    cool!  Thanks Mike!  See how close I was! 
    
    :-)  :-)  
    
    
229.143the "1st" commandment ... fear be damned! :-)SUBPAC::MAGGARDMail Order WivesFri Feb 24 1995 16:264
"Be Fruitful and Multiply."
                - The Book of Genesis

229.144:-)BIGQ::DCLARKson of Sam-I-AmFri Feb 24 1995 17:278
    On a lighter note ... my 9 year old daughter is entering a science
    fair. In the Official Science Fair Guidelines note they sent home
    there was a stern warning:
    
    "No human body parts will be allowed with the exception of hair,
    nails, and teeth"
    
    Makes you wonder what happened in the past!
229.145:^0CSLALL::LEBLANC_CPlease don't dominate the rapJACKFri Feb 24 1995 17:312
    what school was this
    Jeffrey Dahmer Elementary?
229.146Heah come de JUDGE!TRLIAN::DUGGANFri Feb 24 1995 17:4122
    You REALLY don't want to know!
    
    I have been a Science Fair judge at every level: 
    	school
        district
    	regional
    	state
    	International
    
    This will be my 20th year as a judge. 
    
    I have seen sone TRULY WIERD STUFF! come doen the pike... everything
    from a Baptist view of evolution to Nobel-prize quality exhibits (I
    mean it... the girl who did this work is now in the Ph.D program at
    Stanford after getting an engineering BS at MIT and a bniology BA
    at Harvard concurrently...in three years) (and going "Hello, sailor!"
    every Saturday night) (she was and probably still is a real hellion)
    
    anyhoo... the thing most brought in was bones. But there was a lot of
    blood and other things on occasion too...
    
    ...judge mikey
229.147cool!BIGQ::DCLARKscream without raising your voiceTue Mar 14 1995 12:564
    "The blues isn't about feeling bad ... it's about making other
    people feel worse"
    
    - jazz man to Lisa Simpson
229.148From the news todayDELNI::DSMITHWe'll make great petsSun Apr 23 1995 23:493
    Violence is NOT a RIGHT
    
229.149SUBPAC::MAGGARDMail Order WivesMon Apr 24 1995 16:019
>    Violence is NOT a RIGHT
    

yeah... it's a priveledge to which the fine people of Amerika have given to
their government.  :-(


- jeff_feeling_very_Monday-ish
229.150:-)MROA::MCONNORSTue Jun 20 1995 19:5212
    
    
    	"Happiness is not a state to arrive at, but a manner of traveling.
    
    					- Margaret Lee Runbeck
    
    
    
    
    	:-)
    
    
229.151DELNI::DSMITHWe've got mountains to climbTue Jun 27 1995 17:438
    
    	One of my favorite quotes...think it's R. Hunter's work.
    	Never deceases to amaze me.
    
       "Some folks would be happy just to have one dream come true
        But everything you gather is just more that you can lose."
    
    
229.152CXDOCS::BARNESTue Jun 27 1995 18:514
    re: last
    kinda like my "The more you make the more you spend."
    
    rfb
229.153MROA::MCONNORSTue Jun 27 1995 19:167
    re: -2
    
    Is that from built to last?  
    
    In any case, it's running through my head now to the tune of BTL! ;-)
    
    
229.154BINKLY::CEPARSKIYou Don't Know How Easy It IsTue Jun 27 1995 20:155
    >>Is that from built to last?
    
    
    "Mission In the Rain" - done once or twice by the Dead but most common
    for JGB.
229.155Mission in the rain - nice lyrics!!!!DELNI::DSMITHWe've got mountains to climbTue Jun 27 1995 20:2232
                       
    Mission in the Rain
    -------------------
    
    I turn and walk away then I come 'round again
    It looks as though tomorrow I'll do pretty much the same.
    
    I must turn down your offer but I'd like to ask a break
    You know I'm ready to give everything for anything I take.
    
    Someone called my name you know I turned around to see
    It was midnight in the Mission and the bells were not for me.
    
    Come again, walking along in the Mission in the rain,
    Come again, walking along in the Mission in the rain,
                       
    Ten years ago, I walked this street my dreams were riding tall
    Tonight I would be thankful Lord, for any dream at all.
    
    Some folks would be happy just to have one dream come true
    But everything you gather is just more that you can lose.
    
    Come again, walking along in the Mission in the rain,
    Come again, walking along in the Mission in the rain,
    
    All the things I planned to do I only did half way
    Tomorrow will be Sunday born of rainy Saturday.
    
    There's some satisfaction in the San Francisco rain
    No matter what comes down the Mission always looks the same.
    
    Come again, walking along in the Mission in the rain.
229.156thanks!MROA::MCONNORSWed Jun 28 1995 12:104
    
    ah yes..... "click"
    
    
229.157WECARE::ROBERTSclimb a ladder to the starsThu Jun 29 1995 14:492
    
    I could do a jerry show soon 
229.158MROA::MCONNORSThu Jun 29 1995 17:062
    ditto
    
229.159CXDOCS::BARNESThu Oct 05 1995 14:276
    
    
    Only the children can see
    
    R. Hunter
    liner notes inside 3 from the Vault
229.160STAR::ECOMAN::DEBESSa leaf of all colors plays...Thu Oct 05 1995 14:3210
>    Only the children can see
    

	I -loved- that story - it made me feel like a child -
	cause I know I would have reacted with joy even if I
	didn't know what they were all about - I probably would
	have run after them to try to get on the bus...

	Debess

229.161From "The Moral Animal"FOUNDR::OUIMETTEEyes of the WorldFri Jan 12 1996 11:5412
    	From "The Moral Animal", by Robert Wright:
    
    "Giving men tips on how to have a sucessful monagamous marriage is a
    little like giving a Viking a pamphlet entitled "How not to pillage"".
    
    	Standard discliamer re: the above is not intended to endorse either
    non-monagamy or non-Mariage, etc., I just thought it hilarious....
    FWIW, the book is fascinating; it is subtitled something like "An
    exploration in Evolutionary Psychology", which attempts to explain
    quite a bit about modern-day problems between the sexes, in
    childrearing, and a whole lot more based on a Darwinian perspective of
    ingrained successfull gene-passing strategies. Highly reccomended....
229.162ASDG::IDEMy mind's lost in a household fog.Mon Jan 15 1996 12:307
    From a radio ad on during one of yesterday's football games: "Call
    1-800-D-I-V-O-R-C-E.  Because not all matches are made in heaven."
    
    And one I made up myself: "Anyone who's not their own cousin hates the
    Cowboys."
    
    Jamie
229.163Good one!SALEM::MARTIN_SPerpetual Smile...Mon Jan 15 1996 13:389
    
    
    HA!  :-)                                             
    Jamie, *that's* gonna be an instant classic.
    
    I'll be using that one if you don't mind. :-)
    
      
    Steve-O
229.164take that yankees!!! %^)SPECXN::BARNESMon Jan 15 1996 13:581
    GO COWBOYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
229.165Don't mess with Texas....PCBUOA::LEBLANCCAll good things in all good timeMon Jan 15 1996 14:594
    America's team my arse
    
    The governemnt should let Texas secede and then overrun them in a mass
    invasion
229.166SPECXN::BARNESMon Jan 15 1996 15:285
    RE:" The governemnt should let Texas secede and then overrun them in a
    mass invasion"
    ^^^^
    I'm sure that most Texans would leave if everyone from Mass showed
    up....%^)
229.167NETRIX::danDan HarringtonMon Jan 29 1996 14:4714
"The music seemed to creep up through the heavy carpet, to ooze from
the walls, to flurry, like snowflakes, from the ceiling, rising and
falling in measured cadences unlike any music I had ever heard.  It
seemed to steal, now softly, now merrily, on tiptoe into the room to
see whether we were awake or asleep, to brush away a tear, if tear
there was, or gambol airily and merrily, if such was our humor, and
then as softly, sometimes sadly, to steal out again and lose itself
in the distance.  It was just such music as a boatful of fairies
sailing about in the clear water of the fountain might have made, or
that with which an angel mother would sing its angel babe to sleep.
It seemed to enter every fibre of the body, and satisfy a music-hunger
that had never before been satisfied."
					- H.H. Kane (1888)
229.168WECARE::ROBERTSclimb a ladder to the starsTue Jan 30 1996 13:582
    i think i was there 
    
229.169ASDG::IDEMy mind's lost in a household fog.Thu Feb 01 1996 14:123
"Every year 11% of women aged 15 to 19 become pregnant. President Clinton
    is trying to change that." --CNN Headline News, January 29th, 1996

229.170SPECXN::BARNESWed Mar 13 1996 22:068
    what with some of the most recent discussions in here about men and
    women, I thought this appropriate....IT'S A JOKE!!!!
    
    
    " Here's to beer, so amber and pure---
    Not as sweet as a woman's lips,
    but a damn sight more sincere."
                                        Old Irish Toast
229.171NETRIX::danDan HarringtonFri Apr 05 1996 15:475
    Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not
    born until they arrive, and it is only by this meeting that
    a new world is born.
				- Anais Nin
229.172NETRIX::danDan HarringtonFri Jun 14 1996 14:2211
  But then they danced down the street like dindledodies, and
  I shambled after as I've been doing all my life after people
  who interest me, because the only people for me are the mad
  ones, the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be
  saved, desirious of everything at the same time, the ones who
  never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn
  like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders
  across the stars and in the middle you see the blue centerlight
  pop and everybody goes "Awwww!"
                                        - Jack Kerouac
229.173coincidence? I think not!ASABET::DCLARKSBU Technology GroupFri Jun 14 1996 19:275
    re .-1
    
    wow! I just read that in my copy of "On the Road" about 10
    minutes ago, waiting for mammoth ACCESS queries to run. I
    was thinking of putting that in here.
229.174NETRIX::danDan HarringtonFri Jun 14 1996 20:1210
>   wow! I just read that in my copy of "On the Road" about 10
>   minutes ago, [...]

I got it from Bartlett's Familiar Quotations...I decided to update
the /etc/motd on our timesharing system, opened to a random page,
and that jumped out at me.

But you're right...it couldn't be a coincidence! :-)

Dan
229.175WECARE::ROBERTSclimb a ladder to the starsMon Jun 17 1996 13:117
    That's one of my favorite Kerouac quotes.  A perfect example of
    sentence formation :-) .  Reading him is like plunging headlong
    into a sea of words.  Listening/watching tapes of his stuff makes me
    feel connected to a swirling world of ideas and dreams and I'm reminded
    again of the similarities between his work and dylan's.
    
    c
229.176SPECXN::BARNESFri Jul 19 1996 19:2517
    "Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk.
    That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."
                                                  Ernest Hemingway
    
    
    and a couple just for Furthur tomorrow........
    
    The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom.
                                                    William Blake
    
    Toss the pot, toss the pot;
    let us be merry.,
    And drink till our cheeks
    be as red as a cherry.
                            17th Century drinking ballad
    
    FURTHUR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
229.177NETRIX::danDan HarringtonThu Jul 25 1996 19:267
	"I didn't intend for this to take on a political
	 tone.  I'm just here for the drugs."
					- Nancy Reagan


[Her reply when asked a political question at a "Just Say No" rally.]
229.178NETRIX::danDan HarringtonThu Sep 19 1996 14:009
229.179SPECXN::BARNESThu Sep 19 1996 14:255
229.180SPECXN::BARNESThu Sep 19 1996 20:138
229.181What, vote for the GOP candidate? :^)WMOIS::LEBLANCCAll good things in all good timeFri Sep 20 1996 11:341
229.182NETRIX::danDan HarringtonFri Sep 20 1996 17:455
229.183can you say "For Sale" ???JARETH::LARUau contraire...Fri Sep 20 1996 17:483
229.184Nancy liked his slogan thoWMOIS::LEBLANCCAll good things in all good timeFri Sep 20 1996 17:534
229.185SMURF::PETERTrigidly defined areas of doubt and uncertaintySat Sep 21 1996 00:528
229.186SPECXN::BARNESMon Sep 23 1996 16:165
229.187SMURF::connor.zk3.dec.com::hotpup::strobelFri Sep 27 1996 18:033
229.188MKOTS3::JOLLIMOREAlways a hoot!Tue Oct 01 1996 12:106
229.189All this hiking talk lately reminded me of...NETRIX::danDan HarringtonWed Oct 09 1996 15:3917
229.190SPECXN::BARNESWed Oct 09 1996 19:412
229.191good one!DELNI::DSMITHCan you see the real meWed Oct 09 1996 20:0627
229.192EVMS::OCTOBR::DEBESSseeking all thats stil unsungWed Oct 09 1996 20:1812
229.193Falling piano...I like the imagery... :-)NETRIX::danDan HarringtonWed Oct 09 1996 20:3510
229.194freedom is a word for nothing left to loseDELNI::DSMITHCan you see the real meWed Oct 09 1996 20:4412
229.195Edward AbbeyNIHE::KUPIECThu Oct 10 1996 15:0812
229.196NETRIX::danDan HarringtonThu Oct 10 1996 15:297
229.189really?ASDG::IDEMy mind's lost in a household fog.Mon Dec 23 1996 15:4714
229.190red tapeWMOIS::LEBLANCCAll good things in all good timeMon Dec 30 1996 13:347
229.191pack'n it upDELNI::DSMITHIn a minute I'll be freeThu Jan 02 1997 16:575
229.192SPECXN::BARNESWed Feb 05 1997 15:0316
    from a bumpersticker Hoot gave me....
    
    Give us this day, our daily dead...
    
           
    
    
    from a letter to Hunter...
    
       "we didn't follow them around to listen to dead songs...we lived one!"
    
    
    we should all pay particular attention to  that last one....and live
    it!!!
    
    rfb
229.193SPECXN::BARNESWed Feb 05 1997 15:276
    here's another classic from a letter to Hunter...
    
    "Oh my gosh, You mean we're deadhedas.?"
       
             5 year old girl after finding out her 3 favorite songs 
    (Wheel, UJB, Box) were all by the dead.
229.194EVMS::OCTOBR::DEBESSseeking all thats stil unsungWed Feb 05 1997 15:3111
>    Give us this day, our daily dead...

	like it!

>       "we didn't follow them around to listen to dead songs...we lived one!"
    
>    we should all pay particular attention to  that last one....and live
>    it!!!
    
	depends on which one ;-)

229.195SPECXN::BARNESWed Feb 05 1997 15:367
    re;
    depends on which one!
    
    
    all rolls into one.....%^)
    
    rfb
229.196who said it ?SUBSYS::TURCOTTEMon Mar 03 1997 20:0427
Who said the following?

Well, I do something very different on the guitar. I don't so much play
the guitar as make up stuff... the notes that I play during the solo, I
conceive it as a composition that's happening instantly at the time that
it's... You know, you have 2 minutes to fill up or you have 9 minutes to
fill up or whatever it is - a piece of time which is anywhere from 2 to 9
minutes long and you're gonna decorate it with notes - you're gonna make
a composition in there.

The quality of that composition is determined by what you're physically
capable of playing at that time, what the rhythm section will allow you to
play and whether or not the keyboard player who's supplying the harmonic
climate is going to mess up what you're playing by sticking in his favorite
Jazz Chord right there. These are all the dangers a person faces when
improvising a guitar solo.

There are some guitar players who will practise their guitar solos and they
will always be perfect and they will be the same every night - I don't do
that. When it's time to play, I don't know what I'm going to play until I
start doing it; and then an idea will pop up and I'll just develop it in the
same way I'd develop an idea on a piece paper except that I don't have to
wait to hear it - I get to hear it as it's coming out.

Answer will be posted tomorrow.

 
229.197;-)TEPTAE::WESTERVELTplay at max volumeMon Mar 03 1997 20:221
Me.  I said it.
229.198HELIX::CLARKMon Mar 03 1997 20:2315
  I don't know.  You want me to say "Jerry".   8)
  
  I did read Jerry say something similar to this in MUSICIAN magazine...
  
> You know, you have 2 minutes to fill up or you have 9 minutes to
> fill up or whatever it is - a piece of time which is anywhere from 2 to 9
> minutes long and you're gonna decorate it with notes - you're gonna make
> a composition in there.

  He said there's a million different ways to get from Point A to Point B in
  a chord progression or a song, and that he thought he had gotten much
  better at it over the years.  (This was in the team interview of Jerry
  Garcia & Elvis Costello.)

  The heck with it, I'll guess it's Jerry.   - JayC.
229.199SPECXN::BARNESMon Mar 03 1997 20:282
    couldn't be Jerry, not if it's a direct quote anyway...no "mans" and
    repetitive "ya knows".....%^)
229.200ALFA2::DWESTi believe in chemo girl!Mon Mar 03 1997 20:365
    i was thinking of guessing Phil, until he said something about
    what the rythm section would let him do...  :^)  kinda hard
    for it to be Phil...  he IS the rythm section...  :^)
    
    					da ve
229.201JimiRDVAX::LEVYRun Like an AntelopeTue Mar 04 1997 00:414
    My guess is Jimi Hendrix.
    
    	dave
    
229.202MKOTS3::JOLLIMOREKeep on pushing, straight aheadTue Mar 04 1997 11:179
	sure sounds like jerry to me.
	hendrix didn't often use a keyboard player, did he?
	he played his own rhythm.
	he, like SRV, could play two parts at once.
	
	maybe duane allman?
	
	it's probably that phish guy :-q
	
229.203BINKLY::CEPARSKIMay Your Song Always Be SungTue Mar 04 1997 11:313
    >>it's probably that phish guy :-q
    
    I'm with you Jay. What IS his name NEway?
229.204MKOTS3::JOLLIMOREKeep on pushing, straight aheadTue Mar 04 1997 12:055
	who cares?
	
	;-)  ;-)
	
	
229.205WMOIS::LEBLANCCAll good things in all good timeTue Mar 04 1997 12:081
    Amen
229.206fan mail from some...ALFA2::DWESTi believe in chemo girl!Tue Mar 04 1997 12:341
    Flounder?
229.207as in fishermanWMOIS::LEBLANCCAll good things in all good timeTue Mar 04 1997 12:501
    Gorton
229.208 FABSIX::D_TODDTue Mar 04 1997 13:376
	
	Sheeeeeeeshhhhh.....Armand....it's tomorrow already!!!!


			:^)   	:^)	:^)
229.209ALFA2::DWESTi believe in chemo girl!Tue Mar 04 1997 13:432
    uhhh, actually, where i am, it's "today" again...  :^)
    
229.210 FABSIX::D_TODDTue Mar 04 1997 13:476
>    uhhh, actually, where i am, it's "today" again...  :^)
 

		Dohhhh!   

229.211TEPTAE::WESTERVELTPLAY AT MAX VOLUMETue Mar 04 1997 13:511
"how do you get a deadhead to tune in tomorrow?"
229.212TEPTAE::WESTERVELTPLAY AT MAX VOLUMETue Mar 04 1997 13:538
    I bet it's Trey, but I'm guessing it's really some cool old guy
    you'd never expect, like Dick Dale or someone.. ;-)
    
    No, seriously, it'd probably be Hendrix, but I'm guessing Trey. 
    What do I win?

    Tom
229.213QUARRY::petertrigidly defined areas of doubt and uncertaintyTue Mar 04 1997 14:2810
I'll take a wild stab and say



Pat Metheny


PeterT

although Carlos also comes to mind...
229.214select any prize from the bottom shelfOBSESS::BEAUPRETue Mar 04 1997 14:402
    It rambles uncharacteristically, but it could be a variation on 
    the Frank Zappa -- "each solo is a discrete composition" -- riff.
229.216RICKS::CALCAGNIthick slabs of dirt in a halo of airy twangTue Mar 04 1997 16:153
    I'm with Mssr Beaupre, it sounds like Zappa.  Early Zappa probably,
    back when he still cared about doing guitar solos.
    
229.217MKOTS3::JOLLIMOREKeep on pushing, straight aheadTue Mar 04 1997 16:278
	and you would indeed be correct.
	
	altavista says it's from a 1984 interview w/Zappa
	
	
http://www.music-planet.com/zappa/fztext/i.84.europe.html

	
229.218NatchRDVAX::LEVYRun Like an AntelopeTue Mar 04 1997 17:254
    I shoulda known.  It's not spacey enough to be Hendrix.
    
    	dave
    
229.219SPECXN::BARNESWed Mar 12 1997 13:266
    "Why are you so different?
    Why are you that way?
    If you don't get in line, boy,
    They'll take you away..."
    
                          DMB
229.220surreality checkASDG::IDEMy mind's lost in a household fog.Thu Mar 27 1997 10:455
    "Committing mass suicide is one way to get people to read your Web
    page." - WBZ radio 6am news
    
    Sure it's tragic, but the phrase "quasi-religious cult of computer
    programmers" made me spew coffee out my nose.
229.221minus the sucicide part, of courseSPECXN::BARNESThu Mar 27 1997 12:491
    made me think of the DECheads....
229.222SPECXN::BARNESThu Mar 27 1997 13:077
    this morning on CNN, it was said that the sucide participants left a
    couple of tapes saying they were going to go join up with the UFO
    hiding behind Hale-Bop..seriously! and ya'll though my Life Force
    theory was a bunch of bunk....
    
    
    rfb_out there
229.223get the marshmallows!JARETH::LARUau contraire...Thu Mar 27 1997 13:206
    there *is* a UFO out there...  part of the advanced party.
    earth is their new food source...    the law enforcement people
    are their advanced agents, setting up the slaughterhouse chain...
    the Florida execution chamber is their prototype bbq. so all
    you death-penalty proponents are providing aid & comfort to
    the extraterrestrial carnivores!!!
229.224GRANPA::TDAVISThu Mar 27 1997 13:493
    I knew it!  not to make light of 39 people dead, but I list a bet
    with my wife, she said it was connected to the comet (before
    it was confirmed), I said eclispe.
229.225Soylent Green----ET styleWMOIS::LEBLANCCAll good things in all good timeThu Mar 27 1997 14:032
    FRY EM
    
229.226Like I believe that...QUARRY::petertrigidly defined areas of doubt and uncertaintyThu Mar 27 1997 15:093
Fools!  The comet IS the UFO!

PeterT
229.227Huh?FOUNDR::OUIMETTEZat was Zen, Dis is Dao...Thu Mar 27 1997 15:3010
    	I apologize in advance for my disconnect with the news... I suppose
    I could turn on my car radio on the way home tonight... But if anyone
    could enter a 1-2 line syopsis of what the heck happened (39 people
    killed themselves, related to the Comet? There's a WEB site related to
    this?), I'd be appreciative..
    
    	thanks,
    
    -Chuck
    
229.228The good Dr. Jack has a discount for > 1SMURF::HAPGOODJava Java HEY!Thu Mar 27 1997 15:5315
Chuck,  39 people were found dead in a home in a small town outside
of San Diego, CA.  These 39 people were all of similar age, 25-30, 
and all computer programmers/web designers.  They were all dressed
simmilary with some sort of purple sash draped around them or
something like that.

There was no sign of struggle or foul play ....

They think it was a mass suicide.  Evidentally an  anonymous tip
called this in.  They've since found the person who phoned it in.

that's all I know.  This ufo/comet connection is weird.  

    

229.229FOUNDR::OUIMETTEZat was Zen, Dis is Dao...Thu Mar 27 1997 15:555
    	Ah, thanks..... I also went & looked at www.cnn.com & got the whole
    story... What a world...
    
    -Chuck
    
229.230BEEEEEEEEE-ZARRRRRRRRROWMOIS::LEBLANCCAll good things in all good timeThu Mar 27 1997 16:261
    Jim Jones meets cyberspace
229.231UCXAXP::GRADYSquash that bug! (tm)Thu Mar 27 1997 16:439
That's the thing about psychosis - it tends to be
self-correcting in the evolutionary scale of things.

So...they left to join the mother ship, eh?

...just when I thought life was getting wierd,
it shows how really wierd it can get.

tim
229.232SMURF::connor.zk3.dec.com::hotpup::strobeljeff strobelThu Mar 27 1997 17:216
So, if there's "more intelligent" life out there and their ship is 
hiding behind the comet, why does the only vision this evokes seem to be 
the 3 Stooges hiding & moving about in shrubs.

too bad the 39 web designers couldn't write a java applet to show them 
common sense...
229.233just hungryJARETH::LARUau contraire...Thu Mar 27 1997 17:263
229.234next stop...RICKS::CALCAGNIthick slabs of dirt in a halo of airy twangFri Mar 28 1997 13:064
    yeah, and the aliens brought a book titled "To Serve Man"
    
    /rick_who_apologises_to_those_who_don't_find_this_situation_something_to_joke_about
    
229.235QUARRY::petertrigidly defined areas of doubt and uncertaintyFri Mar 28 1997 13:196
>     yeah, and the aliens brought a book titled "To Serve Man"

You forgot the punchline, rick.  Turns out it was a cookbook.
(Old, old sf story...)

PeterT
229.236ASDG::IDEMy mind's lost in a household fog.Tue Apr 29 1997 16:218
    I tried to find this for Earth Day:
    
    "Oh, so Mother Nature needs a favor? Maybe she should have thought of
    that when she was besetting us with droughts and floods and poison
    monkeys. Nature started the fight for survival and now she wants to
    quit because she's losing?! Well I say hard cheese."
    
    	- C. Montgomery Burns
229.237you wanted a response, n'est pas?EVMS::OCTOBR::DEBESSblack dirt live again!Tue Apr 29 1997 16:316
	she ain't never gonna lose Jamie - if anyone's going to, it'll be us.
	if it gets to the point that the Earth can't sustain life, it won't
	be the Earth that won't be around anymore...

	she will survive...but will we?
229.238a unique perspective... ALFA1::DWESTi believe in chemo girl!Tue Apr 29 1997 16:486
    i love Mr Burns...  :-)   and no, not the same way Smithers does...
    
    i hear his voice often in meetings....  anytime anyone says
    "excellent"...  :-)
    
    					da ve
229.239ASDG::IDEMy mind's lost in a household fog.Tue Apr 29 1997 16:576
    No response wanted, it was just a funny quote from the Simpsons.  The
    evil Mr. Burns figured out that if a six pack holder could trap a fish,
    a million of them stitched together could sweep the ocean clean.
    
    I like the quote, it carries the anthropomorphism of nature to a
    logical conclusion.
229.240Poison monkeys??QUARRY::petertrigidly defined areas of doubt and uncertaintyTue Apr 29 1997 19:1911
>    No response wanted, it was just a funny quote from the Simpsons.  The
>    evil Mr. Burns figured out that if a six pack holder could trap a fish,
>    a million of them stitched together could sweep the ocean clean.

Of course, the sad part about this is that these things already exist.
Not made out of six pack holders, but isn't this the essenitial idea
behind gill nets.  And they make ones that are many miles long.  
Though maybe they are being banned these days.  I don't follow that 
aspect of the ecological crisis very closely.

PeterT
229.241AWECIM::HANNANTue Apr 29 1997 20:1914
	Gill nets don't sweep the ocean clean of everything... just
	the market sized fish :-/  By law the "squares" of the net have
	to be a certain size so that smaller fish can swim right through.
	
	Draggers really decimate the ocean floor, scooping up everything
	that's on the bottom. When it gets to the boat, they toss over
	"waste" - infantile fish, etc, which usually don't make it, leaving
	behind it a wake of a stirred up bottom with nothing left. :-/

	Things *are* getting much better. Deep sea fishing has improved,
	and there are haddock showing up frequently now.  5 or 10 years ago
	a haddock was a rarity.   20 years ago you could catch em from shore.
	
	/Ken
229.242ALFA1::DWESTi believe in chemo girl!Tue Apr 29 1997 20:247
    cod stocks are still decimated though...  :^(  the fish that made the 
    industry here, destroyed by the industry it created...
    
    we better get used to a veggie diet folks...  and a light one at
    that...  if we don't start changing the way we live, we won't...
    
    					da ve
229.243SSDEVO::R_BARNESTue Apr 29 1997 21:183
    and environmentalism is out of control...........
    
    grumpy
229.244BSS::DSMITHI'LL GET UP AND FLY AWAYTue Apr 29 1997 21:287
    
    re:nets
    
     The nets your talking about are drift nets that are miles long. They
    turn an ocean into a desert!
    
    Divide
229.245Arteriosclerosis or death!WMOIS::LEBLANCCAll good things in all good timeWed Apr 30 1997 10:591
    I'll never give up meat!
229.246ASDG::IDEMy mind's lost in a household fog.Wed Apr 30 1997 11:487
    I waslistening to an old NPR Science Friday (courtesy of RealAudio)
    yesterday and the guest, a marine biologist, stated that 97% of the
    life on this planet exists in the oceans.  I'm not sure if he meant
    number of species, biomass, or something else, but it's an incredible
    figure.
    
    Jamie
229.247SSDEVO::R_BARNESWed Apr 30 1997 13:141
   Oceans, just like the rainforest, have species we don't even know about.
229.248ASDG::IDEMy mind's lost in a household fog.Tue May 20 1997 15:303
    "No, No, NO!  Damn this machine!"
    
    - suit in a hurry cursing copier.
229.249SSDEVO::R_BARNESTue May 20 1997 15:534
    "If you don't like the way I drive, stay the ^%$& away from my car."
    
    me to suit who was complaining about my lack of brake light and improper
    use of turn signals
229.250SSDEVO::R_BARNESTue Jun 03 1997 17:274
    "I'm just glad to be feeling better. I really thought I'd be seeing
    Elvis soon." 
    
                Bob Dylan statement from Columbia Records