Conference rdvax::grateful

On the back of a honey dipper one day:




			Sh*t Happens

    saw this this weeknd

                        This truck protected by a pitbull with aids
    
    I STILL don't know if that's funny or not?

	I saw this one on the way home yesterday:


			SH*T CHANGES!


	I kind of like this one, because it implies that if you don't
	like it, change it!

    I like the one on a friends car, it says:
    
    Lobotomies for Republicans/ Its the Law !
    
    :-)
    
    Also:
    
    The Worst Day on Tour
    	Still Beats
    The Best Day at Work
    
    RS>

    I saw this in Allston, MA, after a Candles gig:
    
    "Bobby Spit On Me"
    
    (credit goes to slash, i think he saw it first)
    
    adam

Saw this one in the BXC parking lot:

		Military Spending: It's Killing US

I saw the following bumper sticker on a late model Chevy Blazer.  The words
inside < > describe an icon:


	I <heart> <steal-your-face> <musical note>

    me three...

    me four...so, where do they come from?
    
    tim
    

    five do I hear a five !

SIX !   I hear SIX  !!!


Do we have a SEVEN ???


			:-)

    seven....any eights
    

    
    nine
    

    
    Ah what the heck...its Fryday.........TEN!

Eleven!!!!

    Eleven ... YES, I dig The Eleven ... too bad they don't play it
    anymore.
    
    ... Bob
    

    twelve :-)

21!





Jim

		HIKE!!

    Saw a great one in the parking lot at Sugarbush on Saturday.
    
    
    			SCREW GUILT
    
    
    	... that kinda sums up my attitude on the subject ...
    
    								... Bob
    

I saw a GREAT bumper sticker in Franconia, NH about 3 weeks ago:


	"KILL THE TELEVISION"

Sure made my day since TV ain't on my top 40.

    
    
        Yeah, i like that one too!!   TV (with *minor* exceptions) is for
        people with labotomies!  If you're willing to let other people
        choose your entertainment for you and shape your views about the
        the way life *really* is (how is it anyway?) then you may as well
        just punt!
    
        Especially with these goddam clickers these days!!  Talk about
        couch potato mush mind society!!  People literally don't move or
        talk to other people, or remember that there ever was anything else
        to do before television ....
    
            pheeewwwww!  I feel better now, thank you!
    
    

    Kill your television ?!?!?   Time for a rebuttal ...
    
    Television has it's proper place in society.  Why if it weren't for TV,
    many of us would never get to watch a Celtics game.  Now, while most of
    you probably would shrug and say "big deal", for some of us it is a big
    deal.  Personally I get as much of a blast out of watching the game
    played by professionals as I do out of attempting to do it myself. 
    And YOU try getting Celtics tickets these days ... ;^) ;^)
    
    As to letting somebody else choose your entertainment for you ... well
    you always have control over what you watch, and when you watch it.  So
    I can't see the validity of that argument.  Same goes for the remote. 
    If it bothers you, let it sit there.  It won't get up and start
    switching channels all by itself.
    
    I agree that some (most) TV programming is mindless brain rot.  But
    you don't have to watch that stuff.  There is also plenty of quality
    programming to choose from for those who are so inclined, not to 
    mention news and weather information and educational programming. (I
    still prefer to watch Celtics games though) ... ;^)
    
    One can argue that TV presents a warped sense of reality, but that
    doesn't mean you have to accept it as such.  That's YOUR choice ... if
    you think the media is trying to shape your views, then YOU can make the
    choice not to take them seriously and there ain't a damn thing they can
    do about it.  So they're not controlling you unless you choose to let
    them do it.
    
    It's a nice slogan and all, but the concept of "killing your
    television" is basically the same as burning books.  You don't agree
    with the content so you destroy it so nobody else has the option.
    Sorry, I don't agree.  There's plenty on TV that's beneficial, even for
    those of us without lobotomies ... ;^)
    
    						... Bob
    
    PS - I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotamy.

Yeah, besides, PBS, A&E, Discovery, and Nick at Nite are quite respectable, in
my opinion.  Even Nick at Nite's self-promoting commercials are a riot!

I agree that most mainstream TV is brain rot, just like most mainstream radio
is ear rot.  Ya just gotta poke around...

Just Say Know.

adam

re < Note 113.26 by DEMING::SYMONDS >

>other people
>        choose your entertainment for you and shape your views about the
>        the way life *really* is 

Sounds like a Dead show!

 PLus every once in a while you need some brain rot program,
if only to get away from it all.

;-)

I enjoy a bunch of stuff on TV, particularly nature related programming
and cooking shows, music stuff.  Most of the other is ridiculous BS, but 
they all come equipped with a channel selector and an on/off switch.

I do respect people who can discipline themselves and not watch the thing or
don't even own one.

I can do without it, but there are times I really do enjoy it.





Jim

    How would we watch Dead videos if we didn't have a tv? :-)  
    So Far is one of my favorites.
    
    mary

re:         <<< Note 113.27 by BOOKS::BAILEYB "Smilin' on a cloudy day" >>>
   
    
>    It's a nice slogan and all, but the concept of "killing your
>    television" is basically the same as burning books.  You don't agree
>    with the content so you destroy it so nobody else has the option.
  
     I disagree. The slogan refers to killing your own TV, not everyone elses.
    
    				
    				Ger_who_doesn't_own_a_television
    

  but don't kill the Playboy channel!!!!

  john who_has_never_had_that_channel_but_has_had_the_Disney_channel

    why does it not surprise me that Ger doesn't own a TV? Besides the
    fact that he doesn't have time to watch one anyway (ALWAYS at a
    show), he prob can't afford one! (always spending money on shows).
                                                                      %^)
                                                                   rfb

Well, I'm one who does not really like the TV that much.  However, I do agree
that there is a lot of decent stuff on the tube that will suck you in just like
a vacuum sucks up dust.  

That is the problem I have w/ TV.  I see people who get sucked into the tube
spending many hours watching, and, doing what appear to me as NOTHING ... all 
of those commercials that are on the tube must have a brainwashing effect 
after a while.

I figure that time is a very precious resource that is going to run out 
eventually.  Rather than sit in front of the tube doing nothing, why not
do something else that is more useful to you or society?  I suppose it is 
a matter of priorities.  TV is not a very intellectual thing, IMO, which
seems to be the biggest problem I have w/ it.

This is the JC outlook on the TV; may or may not jive with your prerogative.
I really get annoyed when I have friends over that want to watch TV...

	JC

    Don't read books - you'll be brainwashed into thinking just what the
    author wants you to!
    
    TV is worth having if only to watch The Simpsons.  Despite the hype,
    the series has gotten better and better, and it's the only thing on
    that I would stay home for.  Tonight's episode is a repeat of "Itchy &
    Scratchy & Marge," about cartoon violence and what happens when Marge
    tries to restrict it.  A real dig at the woman from Minnesota(?) who
    started a campaign against Married With Children by complaining to the
    show's sponsors.  If you haven't given the show a chance, watch it
    tonight.  But don't blame me if you're brainwashed into buying pounds
    and pounds of Krusty Pork Products!!
    
    Jamie

    
    
      yeah, yeah, yeah....
    
      Seems to me that if I spent $50. /month to get any of these programs
      worth watching, I may have a better feeling about the boob toob.
    
      I won't deny that there are some things worth watching - its more
      the addictive `suck you up like a vacuum sucks dust'(I like that
      one!) that gets me. 
    
      A bunch of friends went in on a skihouse this winter - the owner
      left us everything *but* the TV.  I was wayyyy psyched, but a
      couple others were just appauled (sp?) that they may have to find 
      something else to do after skiing!  `What else is there?'
    
      Over the season its worked out really well ... now everyu saturday
      night is `jam night'!  Originally, 4 of 9 people were musicly
      inclined; since they have no tube to resort to, now *everybody*
      is getting into the jams either vocally, electricly, acousticly,
      maroccaly (?), etc...  There are even 2 other houses which come
      over often to join in.....  Do I attribute this all to the lack
      of a tv set????   Sounds like it, doesn't it?  No, course not,
      but it sure helped.  But at least we've answered the question
      for some people of `what else is there?'

>                      <<< Note 113.38 by JURAN::SYMONDS >>>
>                      -< But what else *is there* to do? >-
    
>something else to do after skiing!  `What else is there?'
    
    I've never been skiing on an overnight trip, although if Florida
    doesn't start taking recycling more seriously, we may be able to ski on
    'Mt. Trashmore' in a few years.  So, naturally, I have all sorts of
    fantasies to answer this question which, at least according to John
    Ryan's notes earlier, are all still illegal.
    
    I guess I'm just gonna hafta a.) lobby for legalization, b.) find an
    excuse to go north during the winter, and c.) leave the TV at home!:-)
    
    tim
    

    >> something else to do after skiing!
    
    Well, I ski almost every week-end.  And after a day of flinging myself
    off of any obstacle that gets in my way, and terrorizing the local
    woodland creatures (I like to ski in the woods, 'cause that's where all
    the powder is), I'm generally too tired to do much besides go back to
    the house, pop in a tape, consume some oat bran, and get mellow.
    
    We don't have a TV at our ski house either.  But sometimes I wish we
    did, along with a VCR, so I could sit there and watch videos of people
    who really know how to ski.  It's always a fun way to spend the evening
    after abusing your body all day on the slopes.
    
    ... Bob
    

    
    >Well, I ski almost every week-end.  And after a day of flinging myself
    >off of any obstacle that gets in my way, and terrorizing the local
    >woodland creatures (I like to ski in the woods, 'cause that's where all
    >the powder is), I'm generally too tired to do much besides go back to
    >the house, pop in a tape, consume some oat bran, and get mellow.
    

    We definately need to ski together...    

    Only other thing I would need is a frosty Molson!


    Scott

That is exactly the problem I have with the tube.  My roommates would gather
around the 13" B/W, smoke cigarettes, and watch what I thought was content-free
trash (General Hospital)...

ANYDAY, I'd rather sit around, crank up some tunes, open a few brews, consume
oat bran and play a couple of games... there is not interaction with the TV.

Everyone has thier own form of relaxation and entertainment, like it or not.

Equating a person who watches the tube with a person who has had a lobotomy
is a pretty mindless generalization, IMO.

Lisa

PS. I like lots of stuff on the Discovery channel and A&E to learn something
by and use as a foundation reference for when I do more research at the library
(imagine that, a television set sparking my intellect and sending me to the
library?) ... and I also enjoy some of the mindless network stuff to lay down
on the couch in front of, cuddle up in my Mexican blanket and snooze after a
rough day at work.  :-)

    whats this got to do with bumper stickers ? well anyway, I was watching
    that tv thing I got in the living room flipping through channels with
    the remote :') and came across something that looked kinda like I'd
    been there before (Ooooooooo) its was someones home movie of
    Westborough's 250 anniversary (1967) and what do I see ? ME ! yup ME !
    I was only 6 yrs old , now that wasn't mindless tv trash ! well maybe
    it was :')
    
    Chris
    

    
    HAH!  What a trip..  :-)
    
    

    I hope they put it on so I can video it for future mind mashing :')
    
    yes it did freak me out a bit and Julie could not believe it was me,
    until she saw my Mom and Dad, also I had a tear in my eye when I saw my
    Nana (who passed away not long ago)
    
    things where so different in 1967, hair styles and cloths (big bell 
    bottoms)
    
    
    	Chris

    I've learned a lot of good information watching public/educational
    television.  Especially the PBS series "Joseph Campbell and the Power of
    Myth". That kinda changed my life like the way I view my life and
    others.
    
    And I liked to say "hear hear!!" to frosty Molsens, oat bran and
    especially The Simpsons!!  I wear Simpsons slipper socks daily around
    the house.  There's a restaurant/pub in Pawtucket, RI that serves
    frosty Molsens on tap in this huge-mongous glass!! MMmmmmmmm!!!
    
    Last night's Simpson show is one of my favorites. In fact, I tried to
    play Ichy and Scratchy with my wife last night but she wasn't into it. 
    She said she had enough Ichy and Scratchy (she had an allergic-reaction
    type rash all over her body last week.).  Oh well.
    
    dave

    Wow that's wild Chris!!!! :^)
    Aside from the Three Stooges, the Simpson's, Celtic's games,
    PBS, A&E, and especially simulcasts, as well as a few others
    I hate TV ;^)
    
    peace,Andy

       Saw a couple good stickers last week-
    
                      I BRAKE FOR HALLUCINATIONS
    
                                 and
    
                        THE NO KIND TOUR OF 90
                                                         I couldn't stop
                                                      laughing at these.
                                                      the poor heads in the
                                                      car thought I was
                                                      loooped.
    
    
                       
       
                                      

    Oh no!  Another car has my "hallucinations" bumper sticker.  Mine is
    really old, peeling and cracked.  I gotta pul it off sooner or later. 
    I've had it on the car for over 6 years!  Guess it's time for a rear
    end dead sticker to replace it.  I got a window one now.
    
    dave

		"Legalize the Bill of Rights"

    
    	"DO NOT WASH!  vehicle undergoing scientific dirt tests"

Bumper sticker on sale at Giants:  Support Our Trips

I saw a neat bumper sticker this weekend which may or may not be new, I seem
to remember hearing the phrase before.  Anyway, I still liked it as I try to
live by the advice it gives ....

	Don't worry, Be a Hippy!

:-)
	

	While at the drug store yesterday, I noticed the following bumber
sticker behind the counter:

	"Pharmacists are the Pillers of Society"

    Not quite a bumper sticker,.. but someone I work with saw a guy
    carrying thi ssign around the Boston Common on Gay Pride Day:
    
    	" So many Gerbils, so little time"
    
    						/ :-)
    

    gerbalation has returned...arghhhhhh
    
    rich

    
    			DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE
    			   SMOKE AND FLY
    

    Bumpersticker on the car parked in front of us at Giants Stadium:
    
      " I yearn for the day that education gets all the money it needs
    and the Air force has to hold a bake sale to buy a new bomber."

    
    "Everything gets better with age.
     I'm approaching magnificent."
    

      
    
      "HELP! I'VE TRIPPED AND I CAN'T GET DOWN"
    
    
    
    Sean

    I laughed so hard at that last one my bosses came out to see what zup. 
    I had to make up a lie to explain why I had tears in my eyes. %^)
                                                                rfb

    Warning: may be offensive to Californians, cowboys (sub-warning: the
    term cowboy may be offensive to cowpeople), pick-up owners, gun owners,
    NRA members, female canines, National Park Service Employees, employees
    of the Curry Co., the humor challenged, the slam-bam-thank-you-ma'am
    challenged, and past and present residents of Aimes, Iowa.
    
    
    
    Best bumper sticker seen during our trip to California (on the bumper
    of a pick-up, complete with gun rack, in Tuolumne Meadows):
    
               Cowboy Foreplay: "Git in the truck, bitch."
    
    You _were_ warned!
    
    Jamie

Well as an NRA member and gun owner, I am not offended.  Now, if I owned a
pickup truck I'd be mad...

I am an NRA member, a gun owner, I have a pick-up truck.
But if I ever said that to my wife, I would be speaking 
in a very high voice for a LOOOOOOOONNNNNGGG time. ;-)

Shawn

p.s. no offense taken. 8-)

    I'm a gun owner, cosmic-cowboy, and pickemup truck owner...I have said
    that to my wife....her comeback was choice
    
    
        New bumper sticker in Park County
                    
    "Come to Park County on Vacation, leave on probation."
    
    Park County has 22 sherriff in training cadets.....future swat team
    members of AmeriKa.  
    

    
    WHILE STAGGER LEE LIT A CIGARETTE
                                      SHE SHOT HIM IN THE BALLS...

	This has to do with a registration plate, but close enough...

	My friend Quentin, while on her way to work earlier this week, 
	saw the plate: SLPNOT.  This was on the Mass Pike, roughly 8 in
	the morning, inbound to Boston.  The car was a black, late model
	Mazda 929 or Nissan Sentra or similar.

	She was wondering if the owner or driver of this car was 
	associated with the the Slipknot band?

	Bob

    
    	I saw a bumper sticker, that I thought said it all
    
    		  "I'M PRO CHOICE AND I VOTE!"
    
    

    the ONLY P_for_a_DFA bumper sticker I've seen that I liked!!!
    
    DO ME -- NOT DRUGS!!!
    
    
                     rfb (well, i thought it was funny!)

    not a bumper sticker but, seen written in black on a white T-shirt in
    a bar in Dallas...
    
    		Just do me

From the book "One More Saturday Night".  There is a picture of Mickey with
a T-shirt that simply states:

			 GOD
			 IS
			SOUND

...to that I say:  AMEN!

	~dave

This is probably in here someplace but I got a good chuckle off it last night...

Bumper sticker seen on a well worn truck at the local laundry place

	"Who ARE the Grateful Dead
		and 
	 Why are they following me?"

:-Chuck

    
    
    		"Saddam Hussein still has a job... Do you?"
    
    

  I think Phyllis wants one of those :^)

        I saw a good Sticka yesterday, not a funny one but practical.

    It was on the back of a tractor-trailer.

      "If you can't see my mirrors
        I can't see you."


    Kinda says it all.

   Ya gotta be careful around those big rigs!


Shawn

    Seen written in the dirt on the back of a tractor trailer:
    
    	"Driver is a leg watcher"
    

    
    		 IT'S  ONE  YEAR   LATER 
                *SADDAM* STILL HAS A JOB
    
    
    

      IF THE PEOPLE LEAD
    the leaders will follow

    
    Bumper sticker seen yesterday on the Mass Pike:
    
    "Same happiness....different tour"
    
    Hogan

From:	COVERT::daemon "John R. Covert  24-Feb-1992 1258" 24-FEB-1992 19:51:46.41
To:	@DESPERADO
CC:	
Subj:	Desperado #3060: Eviscerated Yellow Croaker

...

From:	DECPA::"jym@remarque.berkeley.edu" "Jym Dyer"
To:	closet::t_parmenter
Subj:	Bravo for Life's Little Ironies

=#= So there I was, trapped in one of those newfangled
automobiles in San Francisco's own newfangled automobile
Hell (a.k.a. Route 101), along with billions of fellow
cheap petroleum enthusiasts.  And I noticed an elaborate
bumper sticker right on the newfangled bumper in front
of me.

=#= A gem, it was, one of those lovingly-crafted odes to
patriotism that sold so well last January and February
(thanks mostly to the huge marketing campaign on the
nightly news).  It said, of course, "Support Operation
Desert Storm."  And it had an American Flag on it.  It
also (presumbly for good measure) said, "These Colors
Don't Run."

=#= Except that they had.  The flag itself was washed
out, and the bumper sticker (and bumper) was festooned
with blotches of red and blue dye.
    <_Jym_>

				    =*=				    

    Saw this one on the way back from CTS this morning ...
    
    		Read OUR lips:
    		No More Bushit
    
    ... Bobbb
    

    This one was given to me by a friend but I haven't decided whether to
    put it on my car or not (given the current political climate):
    
                        BUSH
               The only dope worth shooting
    
    

RE -.1  HA HA HA!!!  :-)

totally unrelated (although it is a bumper sticker phrase) I saw one
yesterday that said

		My other car is a Broom

    .160
    
    that one is paraphrased from Abbie Hoffman...  in his book "Steal This
    Book" he is quoted as saying "Stay away from needle drugs.  Nixon is
    the only dope worth shooting."
    
    					da ve

    Seen on the back of a NH pick-em-up whihc also sported some Harley
    window stickers and the "read my lips, no more bushit" quoted earlier:
    
    	Hungry?
    	Out of work?
    	Eat your import
    
    							/Hmmmmmm]
    

        Hungry?
        Out of work?
        Build a quality [...]
    
    /bruce

Seen this morning: "I Brake For Cemeteries"

Hoo yah ....

from rec.music.gdead ... seen in the lots at recent shows ...


			BAD COP
			NO DONUT

Seen on beautiful rte 495 this morning ...

	"Mink furs don't trickle down"

Driving down the Garden State Pkwy over Memorial Day Weekend.
Got behind a (american) van.

The van had the following on the back...

A "I support the Gulf War blah, blah, blah..." bumper sticker.
A licence plate in the left rear window that read:
  "Unemployed?  Hungry?  Then eat your Japanese car!"
Another licence plate in the left rear window, just below the 1st one:
  "I'd rather be riding my Honda!"  (had a picture of a guy on a bike).

I kid you not!

I felt like stopping the guy and asking him if he realized that Honda motorcycles
were made in Japan?

What an a**hole...

Dave

    Unless he has a Goldwing - they're made in Ohio I believe.
    
    Anyone been watching the "Made In America" series on PBS? The country
    of origin label really doesn't mean much these days.  But as one guy
    from Boeing pointed out, the important part is that the final assembly
    is done in the US.
    
    Even my good old All-American (TM) Harley has some foreign parts.
    
    Scott
    

    re: TLE::Weiss and Honda motorcycles
    
    As Scott Abbot pointed out, Hondabagos (Gold Wings) are made in
    'merica.  Honda also makes their very popular Honda Shadow in 'merica
    now.  Not sure if they make anything else in the Marysville plant
    or not.  Note well -- these bikes are made in 'merica and exported
    *TO* Japan.
    
    tms_all_things_considered_I'd_rather_be_riding...my_Honda_my_Yamaha_OR
    _my_Harley!

> imported vs. american

Whoops, I guess I wasn't clear.  Thank god for these asbestos undies... :-)

We've been through this before, that it is very unclear exactly what is an
imported cars vs. what is an american car.  Maybe it is unfair of me, but I
usually assume when I see anti-imported-vehicular-propaganda (tm), that the
person who pastes it on their car assumes "American company ===== American car!
Foriegn company =====- Foriegn car!"

So, given that assumption...What I saw on the van was

Buy from an American car company, dammit!
Japanese bikes are great, dammit!

So does Honda make anything in Japan anymore?
(rhetorical question!) :-)

Dave

    I wasn't tring to flame ya, Dave.  Heck...never flame a Dave in a 
    conference full-o-dave's! ;-)  It just seemed that ya didn't know
    that some H*nda's are made in 'merica.
    
    I'll admit, though, that I get very very touchy about motorcycle brand
    wars, particularly the 'merican iron versus rice burner wars.  I think
    this is simply because I don't get it...I love all of 'em.  Also, 
    motorcyclists have enuf enemies in local/state/federal government and
    other "do goodie" organizations that it seems *stoopid* fer
    motorcyclists to be "fighting" amongst themselves.  But I digress.
    
    For what it is worth, Dave, I have seen several instances of Harley
    stickers in the back windows of Japanese trucks/cars.  I get somewhat
    the same reaction from this as you did from the H*onda sticker on the
    'merican cage.  Kind of a "you missed the point, didn't ya?" feeling.
    
    Ah, sh*t, my next bike's gonna be British!  (The one after that will
    be Italian, Dave Levy!  You still riding a Guzzi?)
    
    tms

    Yeah, I do see your point - seems like there is a conflict of interest
    especially if one is posing as someone who is against buying Japanese
    cars.
    
    Hey tms - don't forget Germany (BMW), Sweden (dirt bikes) and Russia
    (Dnepr - copy of WWII era BMWs complete with the sidecar that will
    leave Col Klink behind while Schultz roars off).
    
    Now back to our regular digression.
    
    Speaking of Russia - I was reading yesterday how their currency is so
    screwed up, the ruble is nearly worthless in Russia, even more
    worthless in the international markets, yet their salaries are almost
    the same as they were prior to the breakup.  As an example it costs
    half a days wages to send an airmail letter.
    
    Scott
    

    So the final asembly for Honda bikes is done in America,..
    
    Where is the engine built?
    
    							/looking_for_trouble

    i don't know where they build the honda bike engines.  i suspect that
    they do all assembly here in 'merica, but that the parts all come from
    riceland.  dunno.
    
    tms

    So far it still looks like all systems are go for veneta (ie no
    appeal yet). Rumor is no mail order - local Oregon outlets only.
    I'm bummin' cuz I'll be in the PN but will have to miss the shows.
    Too bad they're not a day earlier (of course the dates will probably
    change after I book my flight to Seattle today :-/ ).

    I got one of these at the Shoreline shows last weekend, and don't think
    I've seen it here yet.
    
    "Will Be President For Food"
    
    

    sticker seen in Vegas...
    
    BUSH (with a swastika for the S)
    
    How can you worship a homeless man on Sunday and ignore another one on
    Monday?
    
    GRATEFUL F*#&IN DEAD
    
    Mr. Policeman are you kind? (on a bus pulled over by the METRO (Vegas
    cops)
    
    BAD COP! NO DOUGHNUT! (on the bus behind the other bus)
    
    JUST SAY N20!
    
    ST Calvin..whereever he goes the people all complain
    
    Help! I've tripped and I can't get down!
    
    -----T-shirt messages-----
    
    Life is short...trip hard.
    
    Calvin and Hobbbes walkin the log with "Sometimes we live no particular
    way but our own" %^)
    
    -------balloon that hit me in the head while dancin said
    "You don't need dope to dance" assumed it was from the Wharf Rats
    
    and of course....JERRY GARCIA FOR PRESIDENT, MIGHT AS WELL PARTY
    

	a few I've seen recently that -I- thought were pretty good:

	"If you're against abortion ... don't have one"

	"If the People lead, the Leaders will follow"   

	Debess

    YES, WES....(We Enjoy Sex)
                 seen in Becketts whilst haveing a brew with my lover....
                                                                        
    rfb

    I saw an interesting window sticker the other day ... one of those
    college ones ... STARFLEET ACADEMY.
    
    ... Bobbb
    

    i've been seeing that one a lot lately myself!  too cool!
    
    					da ve

A kayaker friend has this on the back of his Jeep...

"You cannot simultaneously prevent and prepare for war"
					- Albert Einstein

Saw this big orange sign on a truck during lunch...

Construction Vehicle - Do Not Follow...

Should we make one for the Fog-mobile (tm)...

Fog Vehicle - Do Not Follow!

:-)

not a bumper sticker, although perhaps it should be.

It was a 30 second propaganda/public service commercial I saw.  It showed
trees being cut down and you could hear them cracking from the fall.  Then
it said, "Trees should be seen and not heard".

    no fair picking on Mikey when he's on vacation and can't defend
    himself!
    
    					da ve

    
    
    >It was a 30 second propaganda/public service commercial I saw.  It
    >showed
    >trees being cut down and you could hear them cracking from the fall. 
    >Then
    >it said, "Trees should be seen and not heard".
    
    Now WAIT just a gol-darn minute there Lisa!  This could have serious
    implications!!!
    
    Tree

          
     
    	
    	----------------------------o
    
       ----------------------------o
    
                          ----------------------
                         /			\
        		/			 \
    			\			/|
    	                |------|-----------|---- |
    			|      |	   |	 |
                        |      | drum	   |	 |
    			\______|___________|____/
    			
    
    
    :^)

:-)

you are definitely the exception Treemon Riley!!  

Hey Dave, How about this one...

Either lead, Follow Fog, Or get outta the way...

Hmm, Kinda like it.   :-)

Let the record show that I saw Fog on my way into work this morning, 

	and I followed him.

well I had no choice.  :-)  But I made it here, no problem.

    not a bumpersticker, but...painted on  the underpass near CX03 for
    sometime now was, believe it or not, 
    
                  NIXON in 92
    
    
    I always wanted to paint over the X with a swastika, (vandal and civil
    deviant that I am) but someone did me one better. The graffiti now
    reads.................
    
    
                  MOJO NIXON in 92
    
    
                                  %^) %^) %^) rfb
    
                                                 

    A bumper sticker spotted on the back of a truck over the weekend:
    
    	I smile because I never know
    	what the heck is going on.
    
    This one made me smile.
    
    --Cathleen

re:         <<< Note 113.194 by BEING::DECOTEAU "It's so easy to slip" >>>
>                                   -< smile >-
>    
>    --Cathleen

Do I detect a recent marriage? :-)

adam

I saw a funny sorta gross one yesturday in Lincoln, NH:

	"If you follow me too closely,
	I'll flick a booger on your windshield"

    
    	giggle giggle

    Not bumpa' stickas but recently applied for personal plates for the 
    two wheeler:
    
    
    			ICE 9
    
    			DED HD 1
    
    
    Also thought of a good bumper sticker.  WATCH IT!!! I KNOW GOD!
    
    Oso

    Ok, Deadheads, that reminds me of a trivia question for ya'll:
    
    Anybody out there know what Ice 9 is (and not just the name of the
    music publishing company for Garcia/Hunter)?  Where's it come from?
    
    tim
    

Ice-9 is water with a wierd isotope that is solid at reg temps,
and crystalizes to make the world one large skating rink.

From a Vonnegut novel,  don't remember which one...

/bruce

There are eight described molucular configuraetions for frozen water. Ice-9 is 
the fictional ninth configuration that was the central theme in a Kurt Vonnugut
Jr. novel (forget which one).

The publishing company that owns the rights to all the Dead's originals is Ice 
Nine Pub. Co.

    America, where political criminals are pardoned and mariwanna smokers
    get 5 years 

    "Cat's Cradle."  And what was the title of the book the central 
    character was researching?  :^)  A rhetorical question . . . just
    wanted to show the GD connection and distance myself from Geraldo.
    
    Jamie

    Jonah, the main character in Cat's Cradle, was researching a book to be
    called "The Day The World Ended." 
    
    Now that is trivia:-)

    I had a feeling there'd be a rush for that one.
    
    I think it was Breakfast of Champions, but it's been a long time.  I
    know it isn't Slaughterhouse Five.  I read a whole bunch of his stuff
    back in the mid-70's, which for the usual reasons like age, sex,
    drugs and other distractions, is pretty much a blur these daze...;-)

    It seemed to come out about the time that real science was recovering
    from the so-called "Polywater" hoax - there was actually a scientific
    theory that water under extremes of temperature and pressure would
    polymerize into a liquid that had very non-water attributes, like, say,
    flowing uphill.;-)  They even thought they had artificially produced
    some of the stuff in the lab.  Turned out to be totally wrong.  Sort of
    like the cold fusion theory of late.  That was in the late 60's.
    
    From what I recall, one of Vonnegut's premises for the 9th
    configuration was that it was a polymer which, when it came into
    contact with other molecular configurations of H2O, would cause those
    molecules to 'join' the polymer, converting all water into unusable
    Ice-9, i.e., spread across the globe, take over the world, if you will.
    The idea that the Dead used this as the name for their music publishing
    company was therefore very entertaining to me...:-)
    
    tim

    Oops...yer probably right - Cat's Cradle, not Breakfast of Champions...
    
    Like I said, it's been awhile....any other points that my poor old grey
    matter scramled?  Probably.
    
    tim
    

some patriotic sticker (it had an American flag, and i think said something
like Buy American) on a truck for "Foreign Auto Parts" (I wasn't able to catch
whether the truck was American or foreign)

also,  (on a VW) "Get high on a mountain."

- rich

    re .204
    
    Uh oh, I'm gonna have to re-read it, 'cause I thought the title was
    "Now It Can Be Told," which I took as a personal_name (before
    Geraldo!).  Now I need a new one.
    
    The Gulf War ended before I got to use "Prey For Peace."  Oh well, next
    undeclared illegal war.
    
    Jamie

    the way things are going over there nowadays, you may get to use it
    after all...  :^(

The Ashes II Ashes DustII Dust in the name Mark's cats note reminded me of a
bumper sticker I saw once...it said :



Bumper to bumper
butt to butt
get off my a**
you crazy nut  :-)









Jum

On a sign seen outside a convienence store in China Maine...

What is more hazerdous to your health? Second Hand Smoke or a Nicotine 
fit...:-)

    
    Seen on a deadmobile while travelling south on Rte 3 in Tyngsboro
    yesterday:
    
    	The Fat Man Rocks

    Life is short
    Play dead
    
    
    
    Life is short
    Trip hard
    
    
    	These two seen recently,.. somewhere,.. brought :-)'s
    
    
    							/Billy
    
    
    

    I saw someone driving around with a bumper sticker that had dancing
    bears on it.  I wanted to chase the guy down. :)
    
    Rob
    

    Yeah,.. you and the state troopers both wanted to chase 'em down...
    
    
    						/commenting_on_the_sad_police
    						state_that_was_once_the_home
    						of_the_free
    

    painted on the side of a delivery truck:
    
    "Feed Your Head Distributors"
    
    and it had a picture of the ice cream cone dude from Europe '72
    
    - rich
    

<<< Note 113.216 by TECRUS::FROMM "There is no way to peace;peace is the way." >>>

>    "Feed Your Head Distributors"
>    and it had a picture of the ice cream cone dude from Europe '72
>    - rich
    
Hey Rich, I saw this guy in Milford, NH and talked to him a bit.

bob

    My two favorite one are not on my car yet...(gotta get the insurance
    renewed 8-\
    
    	DEAD to keep kids on tour  (looks like the DARE stickers)
    	
    	I've tripped and can't get down.
    
    Love that last one!  
    
    rochelle

    
    Seen on a car (though not on the bumper) going down 101A
    
    "I'd rather have a bleeding heart than no heart at all."
    Along side this was a circle with a slash through it over the
    letter GOP. 
    
    :-Chuck

    	
    
    	Saw a good one at the grocery store this weekend:
    
    		Friends Don't Let Friends
    		     Vote Republican
    
    
    	-Helen

    I saw a disturbing bumper sticker today:
    
    	A DRUNK DRIVER
    	KILLED MY BROTHER
    
    
    Urgh.  :(
    
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    
    On a lighter note . . .
    
    Saw a Toyota truck that amused me.  The owner had taken off
    the TOYOTA on the back and somehow painted on TONKA.
    
    :) pretty funny.
    
    sparky

    
    Sparky,  I see the TONKA truck a lot!  Or used to when I
    drove 495 all the time!  It's red right?
    
    MJ

    MADD is distributing the "A drunk diver killed my ________"
    bumperstickers...sobering thought..... (NO pun intended...)
    rfb

    .222
    
    Yeah MJ!  It's red and it's somewhat sporty!  495 North!  Yeah!
    
    :)
    
    Funny, I was so amused by the TONKA truck that it slowed me
    down to around 60 mph from 70 . . . and about 2 minutes later
    a Statie comes flying up the left hand lane.  Good thing . . .
    I couldn't afford the $100 ticket!
    
    sparky

    saw one myself recently...
    
    "if you don't trust me with a choice, 
    how can you trust me with a child?"

    
    Seen on a Van At a "biker" bar
    
     Tiskat a tasket
     a condom or a casket
    
    
    
    Poor but true in this day and age
    
    
     Divide
    
    

    
    	Seen by a friend:
    
    		"George Bush is a lying sack of sh!t"

    Seen in Newbury Comic's
    
    		Eat it  George!
    
    

(perhaps slightly paraphrased...)

"Won't it be a nice day when our schools get all the money they need, and the
Air Force has to hold a bake sale to buy a bomber?"

/r

    Saw one today...
    
    		"A fool and his money will soon be partying" :-)
    
    

On the back of a dirty, used-looking Cadillac:

		TRASH THE PLANET

Sheesh.

- Dave

    
    Seen on the back of van:
    
    "Support your local bloodhound
    	GET LOST"
    
    ;-)
    
    :-Chuck

    "Money doesn't bring you happiness, it just allows you to search for it
    in a better neighborhood."
    
    and
    
    
    "Focus on yer own d*mn family!"

    NTTH bumper stickers from T!ng ... very cool.
    
    But I'm a no sticker kind of guy, so does anybody want it?

    - jeff
    

anyone here own the white honda crx @ HLO2 with some dead stickers and a bela
sticker?  i noticed a phish sticker on it today, first phish sticker i've seen
at dec other than the one on my datsun

- rich

    haven't seen any of the Fukkingruvin bumperstickers (with the little
    guy dancin instead of the VW little guy) around yet....cept mine and
    Divide Daves'...
    rfb

re: phish stickers at HLO

...that sticker came from my desk!  ;-) ;-) ;-)

    Yup....my car...Jeff just gave me that sticker last week...8^)
    
    :), danielle

    re .236
    
    I must have seen one of you guys on the highway!  My husband and I were
    in the car.  He owns a VW.  He LOVED it!!!!  Would I be able to get one
    of those Fukkingruvin bumperstickers for him?  He would be so excited!
    
    Ginger_who's_in_here_far_to_unoften

    re .239
    If ya saw me, you were in COlo, Ginger (I love that name BTW)
    I'll see if any of my friends want to part with theirs that's not
    already on a car...come to think of it, Patty (my wife) might have an
    extra. We got free bumperstickers in Vegas for buyin 3 $18.00 longsleeve
    fukkingruvin t-shirts with the words on the front, a BIG little guy
    dancin on the back and the words on the sleeve too. 
    
    we be fukkingruuuuuuuuuuvin! 
    rfb

    
    I have one of those stickers too, but it's in use.  I'm sure they'll be
    available throughout the rest of summer tour.
    
    

I like "Funkingroovin'" better than "F***angroovin'".

I've seen both.
:)
bob

    
    mine says Fukingruven (I think)
    with two dots over the second u
    

    Phyllis,  I need one, no make it two, stickers like the kind you were
    selling in Albany in 90 (?).  the "nothin' left to do ..." sticker.
    mine fell off my car and my daughter also needs one for her car.  are
    there any around?
    
    carol

    
    oh yeah - they're around.  Hundreds of them.  Mail me your address.
    
    

    Phyllis --
    how bout a couple with the return package??? THANKS!!!!!!!!!
    rfb

    I saw one of those :-):-):-) stickers today while walking at lunch. I
    said, "Hey, there's a Phyllis sticker from MSG '90". Ed had no idea
    what I was talking about and I wondered who's blue little car it was
    on. 
    	If I'd seen a Funkingroovin I'd have picked one up, but I didn't
    feel too great about displaying Fukingroovin. Having a Sciroccet now 
    I need some VWDEAD stickers for it. 
    
    Geoff

    
    mine says fukengruven
    
    

    
    sure rfb, I'll send you some.  Spoke to Mike yesterday - tapes should
    be back soon.
    
    

    Phyllis, thanks,
    I take it you got the stickers I included with the blanks??? The
    Shakedown Street COlo Stealie will be a rarity back east, I'm sure.
    As well as the pink triangle stealie.
    rfb

    
    No, I didn't. :-(  I'll check again when I get home but I don't
    remember them.  
    

    OH! hope you didn't chuck them with the wraping/packing material! 
    Lemme know, I'll send ya another couple, I definitely owe ya one! 
    
    rfb

Picked up at Rich Stadium on Sunday:

"Subvert the dominant paradigm"

It just sorta grabs ya, don't it?  ;-)

tim

    Ooooh. That brings back horrible memories of an 8:30 (am, the one in
    the morning) meeting where someone had the nerve to put up a slide
    labelled
                        Value Added Paradigm Shift
    
    The body of the slide was a graph with no labels on either axis.
    
    gary

    .253
    
    :-)

I liked this one:   

D.A.R.E. to think for yourself.

    
    
    (this line was in HUGE letters)   MY   KID
    
    (this line in small letters)   beat up *your*
    				    honor student
    
    The forerunner of this one is insufferable, IMNSHO
    In_My_Not_So_Humble_Opinion
         

	that's disgusting!  :-(
         

seen in P-town

	     Smart Kids or Smart Bombs
	Put Your Money Where Your Future Is!

    Seen on 495:
    
    Protect the Easily Offended: Ban Everything!

	This one drew a chuckle:

	"My kid beat up your honor student"

    
     Seen painted on a semi on my way back from hunting...
    
     If Bill Clintons the answer!
    
     It must have been a stupid question!
    
    Divide Dave
    

    
    Seen on a pickup truck this a.m.
    
    	I miss
     RONALD REAGAN 
    
    
    HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'll take that bumper sticker!  But only if all the HAHAHAHAHA!!!'s
are included!

PeterT

    
    sorry the  HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! was my editorial comment.
    Good thought though ;^)
    
    	Mark

    re 262 and 263
    
    how soon we forget!

    I've been thinkin of some come-back to the "Don't blame me, I voted for
    X" bumper stickers that are all over conservative Colorado Springs
    Other than the obvious F&*% YOU!, the only one I can think of is
    
    "I CAN blame you IF you voted for Raygun and Shrub for the past X
    years."
    
    How many years DID we put up with those bozos anyway? seems like 12?
    
    rfb, out of touch, has some problems with Clinton, but thinks it's time
    for social engineering

How about "Don't blame you for what?"

Dangerous asking for an intelligent exchange of ideas, though.  Bumper
stickers are for thought-bites.  The best bumper sticker I ever saw said
"Generic Bumper Sticker" followed by a UPC code.  ;^)

How about "Blamers Do It Vicariously".

:-)

    RE: Dangerous asking for an intelligent exchange of ideas....
    
    ya, my wife keeps tellin me to back off too..but after 5 days of hunting
    BY MY SELF, walkin around with high-powered rifles, listening to no one
    talk except the birds and song-dogs, clearing my mind of all
    non-positive thoughts...then I come back into this city where the
    people can't drive and the RUSH stickers are everywhere...WHERE'S MY
    GUN!!!!! %^) JUST KIDDIN!!!!!
    
    
    rfb guntotin liberal

Things are getting a little wacky, huh?   And the population keeps going up.
These are the good old days!

rfb:
	A possible response to the "don't blame me..." bumper stickers might 
be "blatant stupidity is not an acceptable excuse"


jeff 

    RE: .270
    
    what's a song-dog?
    
    

Randy is a song-dog. 

:-)

tim

    I AM a song-dog as Tim said...but the ones I was refering to are
    commonly called coyotes. There were a couple packs of them around where
    I hunted this year. Years past I've had some walk right by where I was
    on a stand, close enough to almost touch...beautiful creatures when
    they have their winter coast on, ugly in summer. But sure are a pain in
    t he city where they've learned cats and dogs are easier to kill than
    bunnies or mice. 
    
    rfb

    
    Just wish all these pol-cats in government would just take off and
    leave me the f*&k alone.
    
    What we need to do is get rid of all of them and start over, let the
    new ones see what happens when they don't face the issues and just go
    though the actions of trying to look like they do something...
    
    
    A P.O. Divide Dave who should not talk/think about politics!!!
    
    
    I need a SHOW...
    
    

seen on the net:

- --------------------------------------------------------------
Paul Sovcik                      | Email- U18183@uicvm.uic.edu
University of Illinois at Chicago|
Department of Pharmacy Practice  | "I Take Drugs Seriously..."
Chicago, Il                      |

    he is missing a comma !

Or is that missing a (good) coma ?  ;-)

    Since i've been bounced in here...seen on a tractor trailer the other
    day;
    
    	"Old truckers never die...they just get a new Peterbuilt"
    
    

Seen on rte 3 (whereelse)

	NORMAN BATES
	 AND MOTHER
	 IN TRUNK!!

    
    LSD is a road to nowhere,
    But at least its the scenic route

The one I liked best was in an elavator in the Old New York State Library (in
the back stacks where the public wouldn't see) when I worked back there
in Albany:

     Acid consumes 47 times it's weight in excess reality!

Hey, Mr. Nelson, are you hanging around ZK these days?  I noticed a person
wearing a V3 shirt last week that I didn't recognize coming out of the
Bits and Bytes store.  But they headed in the opposite direction before
I could manage my mosey over that way ;-)

PeterT

    
    Hey Peter,
      That'd be me.  I'll be here for 4 more weeks.  Are you in ZK too?
    If so, lets get together for an after work beer or something. 
    Actually, there hasn't been an RMO (is that what it was called?) type
    lunch in a long time.  Anyone up for lunch or after work beers next
    week?  
    	Mark

    Hey Mark,
    
    I'm in ZK as well (ZK2).  I'd definitely be up for lunch sometime.
    
    
    Robyn

re: lunch

a DEChead luncheon, perhaps?  we haven't had one of those in a while...

anyone up for one sometime next week at Siam Village?  (on Main St. in Maynard
by the mill, run by the same people as the still-burnt-down Chez Siam)

- rich

    those of you that haven't met MNELSON, try to do so...he's phreekin
    crazy....
    
    
    rfb

>    those of you that haven't met MNELSON, try to do so...he's phreekin
>    crazy....
>    
>    rfb

and you're not??? ;^) ;^) ;^)

/rich

Yep, I'm over in ZK3.  Lunch is more doable for me, as I've got
a long drive home, and the kids and wife appreciate it when I 
show up at a reasonable hour ;-) (of course, tonight, I'll have to
catch them in bed).  I've been wondering what Martha's Exchange
might have for lunch (semi-recently opened or redone as a brew pub).
The other possibility is SouthEast Asia, which is a slight bit
of a hike down to Lowell, but has the possibility of drawing 
some of the Littleton DECheads too.  Should we move this to the
Feed your Face with Friends note??

PeterT

    
    I've heard that Martha's joint is really the happenin-snappenin type
    place on Thursday nights!!!! :-)
    
    I'd be into a DEChead luncheon, but even better yet, and after work
    DEChead alcoholica event wouldn't rustle the feathers too much.

>   I've heard that Martha's joint is really the happenin-snappenin type
>   place on Thursday nights!!!! :-)

Only in comparison to the rest of Nashua, which remains catatonic
until Friday. ;-)

tim

    
    Dave Weiss and I checked out Martha's a while ago just after it
    re-opened...  I liked it.... the food was good and they did have
    live music.  
    
    MJ

    
    Tim, ever been to the Roxy in Boston????
    
    I went there last week for the first time....oh-my-god
    
    Now THAT is a happenin-snappenin joint!!!!!!

Nope, never been there.

Martha's is fun sometimes - much like MJ said, I had gone up there
back in the fall and the beers are interesting. (IPA comes to mind)
Don't know much about the food, though.

tim

    I've been to the Roxy before....
    
    all I remember is booming music, nobody spoke English, and there was a
    runway going down the middle of the club and a fashion show was going
    on while everyone was dancing to the really loud bassy music.....
    pretty wild....
    
    Though it was nice playing dress-up that night...
    
    And for being someone that hardly drinks I got really trashed %') while I
    was there....lost my wallet later that night and made my roommate stop
    twice on the turnpike..."I'm gonna get sick!!!  Pull over!!!!"  ;')
    Ah....such lovely memories.....:)
    
    
    :), danielle

martha's is a cool bar, but...


hit return if you want to hear my opinion of their brew!




there brew leaves much to be desired.  all of it is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
too light.  even the stout !  i thought i was drinking colored light beer.

now, this was late last year.  perhaps things have changed.  when i was
there then, i was most disappointed by their beers.  all too light;  all
had the same character, etc...

IMO

Martha's had a Scotch Ale at the Boston Brew fest which of the 40 beers I 
tasted, was best of show. My guess its OG was around 1.060. It was carbed 
correctly for the sytle, too.

Also, they are in the process of adding capacity, which should allow them 
to offer a wider range of brews and keep up with demand for their current 
brews.

like i said, that was december, maybe they've come a long way.  as i recall,
their wheat beer wasn't even close to american style or german style wheat
beer ... very watery!

    re .297
    
    I enjoyed that beer too, but I detected a hint of papaya in the nose
    that was very inappropriate for style.  I agree that the carbonation
    level was correct, but only because it was served too cold.  At the
    proper serving temperature it would have been overcarbonated.  Not to
    mention that a true Scotch ale should have a hint of smoky peat on the
    mid-left side of the tongue (those taste receptors are lcoated very
    close to each other).
    
    Jamie

    re:.299
                    %^)

    re .300
    
    No joke, I was at a Boston Wort Processors meeting (an unholy union
    between a fraternity and the Boston Computer Society) and watched an
    esteemed beer judge pass judgement on a neophyte's beer.  He swirled it
    around His mouth, crinkled up His nose, then swirled it some more. 
    With furrowed brow and crossed eyes, He finally swallowed.  He stared
    off into space as the neophyte, headed bowed, awaited the sentence. 
    Finally His eyes locked onto the neophyte's, who squinted in His
    radiance.  "I TASTE PAPAYA," He said.  The neophyte quietly slunk off
    and hasn't been seen since.
    
    Jamie

    I spew brew in his general direction! %^)
    
    rfb

That was funny, no doubt, but the real coup was when I shoved a Diet Coke
under one of their noses, and upon sniffing it he proclaimed: "This beer's
infected!" 

:-)

I've been known to stop by Martha's now and then. Their beer's improved 
since last year. For example, the stout has improved although it's still 
thin and served too cold.  There was an artivle in Newsweek 2 weeks ago 
about brewpubs in which Martha's was mentioned. The person from Martha's 
said they keep their beers like as many of their patrons work at the Bud 
plant. Last week when I was there I mentioned the article to one of the 
bartenders that and suggested that they should serve Bud to those who want 
it and that they should really differentiate their beer form the big 
brewery swill. He seemed to like the idea and said he'd pass it along (I'm 
not holding my breath).

Food there isn't bad. Basic fare of soups, salads, sandwiches and a few 
other entrees.

jeff

The Martha's Scotch Ale at the BBF was just fine by me...
Warm, dark, smooth, nice body, ... and not _too_ flat.
I'm with ya, Fog ... I think it was best of show too.


- jeff

Back to the topic of the note...

This weekend I saw a bumper steeker that read:

________________
|SOMEONE I LOVE|
|WAS MURDERED. |
----------------

:-(


- jeff

    as grim as that may seem it DOES get to the point at hand.
    
    chris

    Deane-o what was the sticker we saw in the window of that state trooper
    car...somehting like PLEASE ROLL WINDOWS UP AT 140MPH
    
    this was on the glass window between the front seat and back seat of
    the troopercruiser..so the person handcuffed in the back seat can read
    it !
    
    Chris

    kinda hard to be doing stuff like that with cuffs on isn't it?
    and what is that state trooper doing driving you to the barracks at 140
    mph?

    yeah it is tuff, and to make it worse they strap you to the seat to
    boot ! and those doors don't open from the inside anyway...

late for the donuts!!!!!!!!

The heck with the Jones,
I can't even keep up with
the Simpsons

    saw this as a personal mail header and then later the same day ona 
    bumper...
    
    Doin my best to piss off the religious right.
    
    
    %^)  %^)   %^)
    
    rfb

	Reminds me of "Proud member of the immoral minority"

    
    Seen in Vermont....
    
    
          E
        R
      A     drugs are really
    D          expensive
    
    
    

Ain't it the truth!!!

    hello!  and welcome me to this wonderful file!!  i have a favorite one
    i had in the 80's and it said almost everything....
    
                          THE FAT MAN ROCKS
    
    still one of my favorites. keep smiling!  
                                     darlene

    >>hello!  and welcome me to this wonderful file!!
    
    your welcome!!

Saw this one the other day and got a chuckle out of it:

Born Again Pagan

    welcome darlene!!
    
    saw a t-shirt last nite during the local Shakedown groove that was a
    takeoff on the D.A.R.E shirts...said 
    
    DEAD
    to make kids dance
    
    DEAD looked just like DARE
    
    rfb

    I've seen a bumper sticka like that, rfb, but it said to keep kids on
    tour....looked just like the dare sticka too, I kinda double taked on
    it :')
    
    Chris

    ya know chris, the shirt I mentioned MIGHT have been the bumper sticker
    version you mentioned....I'm kinda foggy this morning and my memory
    isn't what it should be....

    
    	I have a bumper sticker
    
    	THE FIT MAN ROCKS
    
    

    
    That remind's me of a sticker I saw up at highgate. A bumper sticker 
    that had the DARE just as usual but the word's underneath read: drugs
    are really expensive ;-) I thought that was cool.....
    
    						Later,
    						   Jim
    
    BTW- I think this sticker might have been mentioned in here a while back. 

ever see the CIA t-shirt?

	Cocaine Importing Agency

    so does DEA stand for Drug Exporting Agency ?

I've heard of a shirt (but don't know if it's real or just a thought
that's been passed around on the net) that says:

   I turned my parents in to D.A.R.E
   and all I got was this lousy T-shirt....


;-)

PeterT

    Saw this one this morning on a Vanagon with some serious sticahs...
    
    	"Subvert the Dominant Program"
    
    Had me grinnin' big time...

I have one like that - except it says "Subvert the
Dominant Paradigm"...I thought it was kinda neat when I
picked it up...;-)

    That's great!  In fact, I like it so much I bought the company.
    Um, I mean, I made it my personal mail name.  :-)

    Tom

    cool, except i *hate* the word "paradigm"...we used to havea boss that
    was real hip on buzzwords...he would use paradigm in everyother
    sentence..
    we started throwing twenty cents out when he'd use it
    rfb

    re .-1
    
    I agree. My first thought was that battle had already been lost when
    bumper stickers talk about paradigms.
    
    My personal name for a while was "Trapped in Value Added Paradigm
    Shift", an homage to a particularly vacuous marketing talk.
    
    Oh, I just got the 20 cents reference.... :-) Talk about a low rez day.
    
    gary

So, we need a new sticker (see p.n. above)...;-)

    "eat people not animals"

    
     P EOPLE FOR
     E ATING
     T ASTEY
     A NIMALS 

A bumper sticker that runs to Canada at the first sign or war?

- jefef

    Saw a great one in Marlboro the other day;
    
    	"Don't blame me, I voted for Jerry"

>    	"Don't blame me, I voted for Jerry"

probably Brown, not Garcia.  hmmm... how about Jerry and Jerry in '96?

/r

    
    
    Okay, who's the stealth NIOhead with the Honda wearing the
    
                  "LIFE IS SHORT   PLAY DEAD"  sticker?????????
    
    (and a  peace sign)
    
    Steve-O

    >>       "Don't blame me, I voted for Jerry"
    
    >probably Brown, not Garcia.  hmmm... how about Jerry and Jerry in '96?
    
    >/r
    
    Nope, definitely Garcia (there was a picture of him on it).
    
    Robyn
    

    re: .339
    
    I'll bet that's Linda Montplaisure (or some combo of letters)
    
    CONFESS LINDA! 
    

    actually
    Linda Montplaisir's car IS a Honda but it has dancing bears on it

    my favorite sticker is from the mid '80s tours
    it kinda said it all to me at the time...
                               
                                ....THE FAT MAN ROCKS.......
    
    oh so very true......

    
    	After the coma, there were stickers that said
    
    	"THE FIT MAN ROCKS"
    
    

    if anyone that's goin to Philly sees a 
    
    "In the land of the dark, the ship of the sun, is driven by the 
    Grateful Dead" 
    
    bumper sticker, please pick me up a couple for our new
    piece-0-sh*t cars...i haven't seen these in a couple of years, but you
    might.....
    
    THANK U!!!!
    
    

    i'll mail you that and a nicely aged cheese steak hoagie rfb
    should be nice and ripe when you get it

    
    Get a lahge order of chopped scrapple for breakfast for me, 
    will ya????
       
    .....and a couple kick-butt Philli pretzels dammit!!!
      

Hoagies.  Definitely.

>a couple for our new
>    piece-0-sh*t cars...

so rfb, just what is your car count up to now?  and how many of them run?  ;^)

/rich

Yah, that's an interesting RFB, do you have more cars than I have boats??
	Lets see I can only count 4 at the house right now, but there's a 
fifth on the way. I guess that's not a hard number to beat. I guess the more
unknown greater quantity wuld be wheather we have more sails or skis at 
the house?I guess we'll need to get a canoe, kayaks and a Sunfish for 
Megann if we want to keep up with RFB's car count. 

	Okay, it's the first day of spring and Im anxious to use a boat!

	Geoff

    well Rich and Geoff, I actually dumped one not too long ago..sold my
    78 yellow toyota P.U. with camper shell to a kid who drove it to AZ. to
    attend Devry Institute of Technology, where I went to school eons ago.
    
    I still have:
    1.Mean Green Machine - 1970 Chevy 3/4ton 4x4 P.U with shell
    2.Old Scout or Sally Scout as my kids dubbed her years ago - 1978 ScoutII
    3.my newest, yet unnamed, 1980 Subaru GL sedan front wheel drive
    4.my daughter drives a 1979 Subaru DL wagon, front wheel drive
    5.my wife drives a 1985 Ford Donkey II 4x4 "sports utility vehicle"
    (read "real dog", but she loves it)
    
    They all run, but the Scout is unlicensed, I plan on parking it at
    Tumbledown this spring (DOOOHH! that was yesterday!) so's I have a real
    4x4 always at the cabin, we used Patty's Donkey way too much for heavy
    duty 4 wheelin last year and a couple of times those front hubs got
    REAL hot! Come to think about it, my Chevy truck is also unlicensed!
    
    A friend of mine wants me to buy his 80's Volvo, but I can't afford it
    right now. and I saw an old cadilac for sale for 400$ a couple of
    days ago! I always wanted an old caddy to trash with dead stickers. 
    

    Do we call you Commodore or Admiral?
    

	I don't know if that was meant for me or rfb, but since we'll have a 
marine head on our new boat I will no longer have to take home the sewervenirs
and clean out the tank. That makes me very happy and I guess you can no longer 
call me commoder ;^).

Geoff

    8*)
    

    
    Sticker seen by former DEC_Head Ben Rudnick whilst on the road recently :
    
    		   Blues for Breakfast
    		cuz Mr Charlie told you so
    

    
    
    Am I arrested? 
    Can I go now?

	Smoke Dope, Dodge the Draft, Cheat on your Wife,
	Become President..... The new American Way


	Toby 

    
    	Cool!
    
    	Sounds like the good life!

    please...no more of these in here, let the shitheads in soapbox
    pollute their environment
    
    rfb

    amen rfb
    howard stern can take a flying f*ck for all i care
    and that tool mark parenteau from bcn...does he realize how much of a
    shmuck he *really* is?
    

    I've deleted my note due to (un)popular demand.  Sorry for offending
    some folks (gee, I've never had to say that in here before :-)).  A
    couple of quick points:
    
    My uncle (and great uncle before him) runs a crematory, so death humor
    has probably been more common in my life than most folks'.
    
    It was nobody's thought but mine.  It popped into my head a couple of
    days ago as a play on the "The Fat Man Rocks" bumperstickers and I
    thought more than twice, but obviously not enough, about posting it. 
    My original idea was to tell one person and wait and see how long
    before I heard it again.
    
    Back to the topic, I recently saw: "Warning: Driver May Be Experiencing
    A Hot Shakedown."
    
    Jamie

    jamie -- 
    
    no problem bud....we all  handle tragedy in different ways...a very
    good friend of mine does this...the whole time we were at his house on
    Aug 9, he was throwing the humor around...that's his way...so it's
    cool.
    
    rfb

    hi jamie - I thought it was pretty funny, FWIW  But then,
    I'm a Stern fan, so what do I know?   ;-)  :-)

    Tom

    Jamie - 
    
    You didn't do anything wrong.  You gave people plenty of warning that
    they might feel that the joke was offensive.
    
    Note, however, that DECwindows notes, WWW notes, and netnotes don't pay
    any attention to formfeeds and therefore users of these interfaces were
    presented with the note despite your precautions.
    
    	dave
    

    I am a Howard Stern fan, but have not listened since 8/9/95
    to avoid his "humor" on the subject, I heard his remarks about
    Mickey Mantle, and just threw in a tape..

    howard stern is who the bumper sticker "MEAN PEOPLE SUCK" is about

    seen on my little sister's car last night after she returned from her
    license test (which she passed :^)
    
    "Republicans are f*cked"

    Many moons ago (early 70's) I had a upside down US flag on my
    car, after 4 pull overs I took it off.

    two seen yesterday on my sick day off....
    
                   RUSH is Reicht   
    
    (reicht spelled right??? like the Nazi 3rd reicht)
    
             Evolution is Science Fiction  
    
    (I wanted to ask the old fart driving if
    he had a clue as to what year this was) 
    
    Also, one that one of my wife's employess likes....
    
                  Girls against Boys
    
    actually I thing this is the name of a punk all girl band. 
    
    
    rfb

	I always get a kick out of the one that looks like
	a "DARE to keep kids off drugs" sticker that actually
	says "DARE to think for yourself"

	Debess

    no t 
    Reich i think

    re .371
    or this itsy bitsy one
    
    "DARE...... to keep cops off donuts"

    one of my favs from Vegas
    
    Bad Cop, No Donut!
    
    
    rfb

    Those last two are guaranteed instant pull-overs. :)

    RE: last 
    not in COlo....even thouigh the DEnver cops have a bad rep, I've
    *NEVER* heard of any colorado cops targeting cars because of
    stickers...a car/person fitting "the" profile (understand profiles
    differ from area to area state to state) gets pulled over, but
    "profile" in this area doesn't mean dead stickers or humorous
    stickers...New Mexico is another story so I've been told....
    
    
    rfb

    or the one that Rochelle used to have on hers...  DEAD-to keep kids on
    tour...
    
    				da ve

    you fart the wrong way in NH and they got the SWAT team on yer arse

Note 113.378            The All new bumper stickers note!             378 of 378
STOWOA::LEBLANC_CH "All good things in all good time"  1 line  12-OCT-1995 13:16
                       -< Sorry to be crude but... :^) >-
    
    
    Yer sorry to be crude????

    A car filled with elderly people passed me this morning, with this
    sticker:
    
      PRO LIFE???
      Then act like it. 

    
    I like... 
    
    "If you don't like abortion - don't have one"

    or this one...
    "Focus on your own damn family!"

    I'm going for redemption here with my all new idea:
    
                    Jerry Garcia: He Played His Heart Out
    
    Jamie

    i like it...  :^)

    re.382
    
    whilst at the t-shirt printer yesterday, I saw :
    
             Focus on Gefelte Fish, The Edible Family Value
    
    with a smiling psy-co-delic fish wearing the star of David.....
    
    
    I thought it was way cool and was surprised I'd never seen it worn
    locally on one of us "doing our best to piss off the religious right"
    types...
    
    
    rfb

    I wear my Focus on Gefilte Fish T-shirt regularly.  It was a limited
    edition run;  Jewish Voices for Justice (I am a cofounder) created them
    as a fundraiser and sold them at the Diversity Fair a couple years ago
    and at Poor Richards.  We just decided last week to do another run of
    them.  There were/are actually three versions.  One of them has just
    the stuff on the front that you saw.  The second version has a
    follow-on phrase, on the back, that says "We want to shove our values
    down your throat."  The third has the Rodney King "Why can't we all
    just get along" quote on the back.
    
    Sid

    COOL! I'd like to meet ya sometime Syd, since we both live/work/play in
    COlo SPgs.....but beware..most people don't like me....
    
    
    rfb

    is that cuz most people Luv you rfb???
    
    				:^)  da ve

    
    
    Come on Barnes.. How many peolple have you meet today that don't like
    YA???
    
    
    Divide Dave

    yeah what is up with that rfb...?
    yer giving yourself a complex

    RE: Come on Barnes.. How many peolple have you meet today that don't like
    YA???
    
    
    five
    
    
    rfb

	rfb,

	Keep yer chin up bud....

	I haven't met you yet  8-)


	Toby

    re .391
    
    well jeez rfb, if you'd quit having lunch with the ditto heads at the 
    Rush Limbaugh table in the cafe it might not be such a problem...
    
    				:^)
    
    					da ve

    we've all seen the "My boss is a Jewish carpenter" bumperstickers...
    I have a friend that *IS* a jewish carpenter, but with his hair down
    looks just like Jesus! So we are making him a sticker that says:
     
                      I *AM* a Jewish carpenter.
    
    should freak out the local thumpers!!!!
    
    rfb

    hahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAH
    
    :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^)
    
    					

>                     <<< Note 113.387 by CXDOCS::BARNES >>>
>                   -< let's do bee...errrr,  lunch sometime >-
>
>    COOL! I'd like to meet ya sometime Syd, since we both live/work/play in
>    COlo SPgs.....but beware..most people don't like me....
    
    Well, rfb, I'm sure I won't like you either, so you've nothing to worry
    about.  And judging by the anonymous phone calls I get at home (there
    are some people here in town who, despite no resemblance that I can
    see, mistake me for a famous red fellow with horns, tail, and a
    trident) you probably won't like me either.  We should get along just
    fine.  :-)
    
    Sid

    sid -- 
    
    sad to hear you have annoying phone calls coming in because of yer
    political stances here in COLo Spgs....remember, mean people SUCK!
    
    keep da faith
    rfb

I like the one that reads:


	Don't like my driving?
	  dial 800-EAT-SHIT

    
    	saw this one in live free_wilton NH :
    
    		Free Al Gore !
    
    
    
    		

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
    
    
    that is a good one

> 800-EAT-SHIT

Anyone (else) try this just to see what happened?  :-)

    CALL NOW, PARTY PAL!!!
    
    
    funny stuff! can't afford the suggested calls.
    
    rfb

Seen on a minivan at a Thanksgiving Day high school football game:


	Dual Airbags <caricatures of Bill and Hillary>

Dan

P.S. We decided that pictures of Newt and Bob would be equally
     appropriate.

    seen on a ford aerostar minivan on the way over the Int 95 bridge into
    maine
    
    "We are a Woodstock family"
    
    ...as in mom and dad met or junior was born there?
     
    
    :^)

      Seen on route 84 in Conn. this past weekend...(car had many various
    band stickers all over it also)...
    
                Police are our friends

    adendum to previous
    ...."if you have a creme filled with sprinkles"

    on the way driving to Dovah NH on friday this was on the back of a
    phishmobile
    
    "Thank you Trey'
    I immediately told the driver to pull over whereupon i threw up my
    fosters lager all over the side of the road.

friend saw this in Michigan - PHISHVUNUGEN

Hope it was on a Volkswagen!

    or even better on a  t shirt
    PHILVERGNUGEN!

	My Karma ran over my Dogma


	Toby

    I may have put this in already....I've seen a 
    
    Gay?
    Liberal?
    Anti-gun?
    The Democrats want you!
    
    
    going around here and have been thinking of a comeback.....
    
    
    
    
    
    Wanna screw the elderly?
    Into trashing the environment?
    Just a heartless bastard??
    
    THE REPUBLICANS WANT YOU!

    couple more rfb
    
    Wanna take $$ away from students?
    Wanna tell me how to raise my family?
    Wanna spend more $$$ on a drug war we can't win?
    Wanna bring Nixon back from the grave?
    :^)

    
    Saw this on an old beat up truck a coupla days ago
    
    The smell of diesel fumes make me horny
    
    	strange
    

    back when i used to drive a truck to make the rent and groceries,
    that was a very popular bumper sticker at truck stops with big rig
    drivers...  lot lizards liked them too...
    
    					da ve

    lot lizards
    hee hee 
    :^)

    A friend just jogged my memory on this one.  Seen outside the NYE Phish
    show on a VW microbus:
    
    Bobby fans are people too!
    
    noky

Saw one this weekend that made me shake my head:L

	"Real men love Jesus"

    real men *DO* love Jesus....and Budda, and Calvin, and Tiny Dr. Tim!!

saw one on the way in today...

	F.A.R.T.

	Fathers Against Radical Teenagers

			:^)

    Saw this on someone's car here at HLO2 last night:
    
    "Minds are like parachutes...they only work when they're open"

    
    On 101A east this a.m. :
    
    	Zilgen
    	Sabri(???)
    and the license plate was :  TOMTOM
    
    wonder what that person does for fun or $$ 
    
    

    
    
    (That's  "Zildjian" and "Sabian")
    
    
    That's like mixing Coke and Pepsi! 
    That guy's in for bad luck....
    
    
    
    :-)
    
    
    

    
    I stand CYMBOLIZED
    
    

    here in Colo SPgs, because of the influx of christian orgs into the
    city, there's quite a few vehicles that have the fish symbol on them. 
    And because of the few brave souls that have the cahones to stand up to
    the moral right (or moral wrong, depending on how you look at it) the
    fish symbol with legs and the words Darwin on the middle are quite
    popular also. Well, yesterday I saw a new one...the fish symbol with 
    the letters PHISH in the middle next to a bumper sticker, that I assume
    is a lyric, "Why can't I have fun while I'm young"..or something like
    that....thought some of you PHISHHEADS might think that cool...but
    you're probably way ahead of me and already know about this....
    
    
    rfb_
    did i ever tell anyone that Tiffany hung out with PHISH here in
    COlorado Spgs for an hour or two before they played there one and only
    Springs gig??? She said they were really nice and a little weird...

    I saw a bumper sticker yesterday that I liked a lot (no offense if you 
    are repub.):
    
    	Republicans are f*cked
    
    :-)

	there's a bumper sticker in the parking lot here that makes
	me smile every time I walk by it.  it says "Why be Normal"
	and it's upside-down ;-)

	Debess

	only 1/2 of the patients who enter an abortion clinic
	come out alive


	Toby

    People pickiting abortion clinic use only half their mind.

    
    Yeah.  I saw one last year....
    
    "If you don't like abortion...don't have one"

    how bout
    
    
    Just say no to sex with pro-lifers.

    "ever wonder why pro lifers look like people you wouldn't want to f*ck
    in the first place?"----
    
    George Carlin at Symphony Hall

    Ever heard of the Church of Euthanasia?  They go by the motto
    'suicide abortion cannibalism sodomy'.  They have some pretty cool
    bumper stickers out.  While wandering through the web last night,
    I came across their home page: 
    
    http://www.envirolink.org/orgs/coe/index.html
    
    Here are some of the bumper stickers they've created:
    ------------------------------------------------------
    
    Save The Planet Kill Yourself
                                
    Eat People Not Animals
    
    Thank You For Not Breeding
    
    Honk if You Need An Abortion
    
    Don't Blame Me I'm a Parasite
    
    God Is Coming Stick Out Your Tongue
    
    Driving Drunk?  Take Off Your Seat Belt
    
    Got Mine Up Yours
    
    Mommy, What Were Trees Like?
    
    Prevent Aids Aim For The Chin
    
    Who Needs Oxygen Anyway?
    
    6 Billion Humans Can't Be Wrong

ROTFL


8-)

    
    >>Thank You For Not Breeding
        
    >>Honk if You Need An Abortion
    
    
    I'm die'n.
    
    Absolutely halarious...WHERE I ask, can acquire such fine 
    offensive material????? 

    >>    Absolutely halarious...WHERE I ask, can acquire such fine
    >>    offensive material?????
    
    Deane, if you go to their web page 
    
    http://www.envirolink.org/orgs/coe/index.html
    
    you can click on an icon for their catalog.  It'll take you to a page
    filled with bumper stickers, and ordering information.  I think they 
    were $1/each??
    
    /d

    seen on the back ofa heavy-metal types car..
    
    COPS SUCK
    
    
    
    
    rfb_who's latest pet peeve he likes to spew about is how the cops in
    this city are out for revenue from citizens and not into fighting real
    crime. chicken shit bastards...if ya wanta be  acop..fight crime..not
    set up, entrap and bust high school kids for small amounts of weed,
    thus ruining their chances of graduating from district 11...or entrap
    johns for prostitution, or harras citizens because their cars are
    parked wrong...grrrrrrrr

    I wonder how many times that clown has been stopped and searched
    
    nothing like asking to be shook down 

    cris, i've said it before....that don't happen in COlorado, to my knowledge.
    
    rfb

    
    I don't get it . . .

	follow on to: Mean people suck.
	

    re:swallow
    
             i hate that b-sticker
    
    rfb_with several new Mean Peole Suck b-sticers from FURTHUR!!!!!

Last night or the night before I saw

	Visualize Whirled Peas

I had to do a double take to make sure I wasn't following Fog

Geoff

    
    Garcia'ya later....    with dancin' skeleton's
    
    
    Toby