T.R | Title | User | Personal Name | Date | Lines |
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73.1 | and there's more.... | 45944::WOODS | Martin Woods | Tue Dec 05 1989 10:11 | 204 |
73.2 | Princess | 58521::OBRIEN | Glenn O'Brien @TRC18/5 | Tue Dec 05 1989 12:47 | 5 |
73.3 | REAL MEN | RAYBOK::WHITLOCK | Stay calm, I'm in charge here. | Wed Dec 06 1989 15:59 | 19 |
73.4 | from the competition.. | 26648::REID | A Rock -->me<-- a Hard Place | Wed Dec 06 1989 16:32 | 24 |
73.6 | From my school daze | 16821::JEFFREY | Bobocop | Tue Dec 19 1989 10:53 | 22 |
73.7 | Helpful? | CLARID::BENNETT | | Wed Jan 17 1990 10:43 | 4 |
73.8 | ..same vein... | CLADA::MEAGHER | These are the hands of a tired man | Wed Jan 17 1990 11:37 | 5 |
73.9 | ELECTRIC MAN!!!! | GENRAL::HUNTER | from SUNNY Colorado, Wayne | Wed Jan 17 1990 15:52 | 7 |
73.10 | | CURIE::TOBIN | | Wed Jan 17 1990 16:27 | 10 |
73.11 | | NEEPS::IRVINE | Bob Irvine @EDA | Thu Jan 18 1990 07:04 | 10 |
73.12 | | BTOVT::HYNES_F | | Thu Jan 18 1990 21:51 | 3 |
73.13 | More. | BEEZER::FLOWERS | The final countdown... | Fri Jan 19 1990 08:15 | 22 |
73.14 | The USENET collection | CRLTRX::treese | Win Treese, Cambridge Research Lab | Sat Jan 20 1990 17:49 | 32 |
73.15 | | TELALL::SANTOS | | Fri Feb 09 1990 11:35 | 12 |
73.16 | | NEEPS::IRVINE | Never underestimate, the power of human stupidity | Fri Feb 09 1990 11:42 | 12 |
73.17 | | NEEPS::IRVINE | Never underestimate, the power of human stupidity | Fri Feb 09 1990 11:44 | 10 |
73.20 | mosquitos | BTOVT::BETTIS_L | | Thu Apr 26 1990 13:49 | 4 |
73.21 | | KIRKTN::IJOHNSTON | Come and get it!! | Thu Apr 26 1990 14:44 | 10 |
73.23 | Another Star Trek version.... | LUDWIG::PHILLIPS | Music of the spheres. | Tue May 01 1990 13:13 | 6 |
73.24 | Feminist version | COGITO::HILL | | Thu May 03 1990 15:04 | 19 |
73.25 | body builders | MOCA::PIERRE_G | | Fri May 04 1990 18:01 | 5 |
73.28 | How do we know what's watts? | ASABET::COHEN | | Tue May 22 1990 14:24 | 3 |
73.29 | Three more | KAOA01::LAPLANTE | | Wed May 23 1990 16:33 | 21 |
73.30 | Watt ? | KITES::BOWEN | These are the good ol' days | Wed Jun 06 1990 12:30 | 17 |
73.31 | red light at night | BONNET::PINEY | | Thu Jul 25 1991 12:46 | 5 |
73.32 | Just ask the wife | PLAYER::CASSELLS | Sorry, I don't do Windows! | Tue Oct 01 1991 05:27 | 8 |
73.43 | HEY! D o you guys mind if I if tell maybe another light bulb joke??
| FRUST::HAMILTON | | Fri Nov 29 1991 04:58 | 6 |
73.44 | Chiropractors? | OTOU01::GANNON | Mind that bus! What bus? SPLAT!! | Mon Dec 16 1991 13:35 | 5 |
73.45 | starlots | TUNER::BROWN | Groom Lake Yacht Club | Fri Jan 17 1992 08:28 | 6 |
73.46 | another | BODACH::CMORRIS | Even is evil, truth a prime number | Mon Jan 20 1992 09:18 | 11 |
73.47 | L.A. (Light-bulb Aftermath) News | CHGV04::ORZECH | Alvin Orzechowski @ACI | Fri May 01 1992 16:38 | 12 |
73.48 | Another L.A. joke | QBUS::F_MUELLER | The Worm, Your Honor | Thu May 21 1992 19:16 | 12 |
73.52 | Oh look, a pretty picture! | 42139::ROODENBERGD | it's me again. | Tue Aug 25 1992 09:08 | 15 |
73.53 | | 25314::WELLCOME | Steve Wellcome PKO3-1/D30 | Tue Sep 01 1992 09:56 | 4 |
73.54 | | BRUMMY::LAWTON | Do vegetarians chew their nails? | Thu Nov 26 1992 18:17 | 8 |
73.55 | barber shop light bulb | VORTEX::DSSDEV::FRANTZ | Dan Frantz | Thu Dec 03 1992 13:16 | 11 |
73.56 | | CSC32::J_HENSON | Faster than a speeding ticket | Mon Jan 18 1993 17:52 | 7 |
73.57 | political | COMET::KENT | | Wed May 05 1993 00:49 | 5 |
73.58 | Narcissists | 7914::ROBINSON | The Captain | Thu Sep 30 1993 17:54 | 9 |
73.59 | Here are some more for ya | 7914::ROBINSON | The Captain | Tue Dec 14 1993 14:03 | 56 |
73.60 | 2 more | 38110::RPETERSON | | Wed Feb 23 1994 20:58 | 8 |
73.62 | | UNXA::SANE | P. B. (Nitin) Sane @ UNX | Fri Aug 05 1994 13:19 | 68 |
73.63 | DEC VPs? | ANGLIN::SULLIVAN | Take this job and LOVE it | Mon Aug 08 1994 14:40 | 5 |
73.76 | Bright Bulbs | ABACUS::SULLIVAN | WHAT THE F***!?!?! | Thu Aug 25 1994 21:57 | 19 |
73.77 | BLOND IS BACK | FABSIX::B_QUINLAN | | Fri Aug 16 1996 19:21 | 5 |
73.77 | | COMICS::SHELLEY | Lead, follow, or get out the way | Sat Apr 26 1997 08:26 | 54 |
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Q: How many internet mail list subscribers does it take
to change a light bulb?
A: 1,331:
1 to change the light bulb and to post to the mail
list that the light bulb has been changed
14 to share similar experiences of changing light
bulbs and how the light bulb could have been
changed differently.
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.
27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about
changing light bulbs.
53 to flame the spell checkers
156 to write to the list administrator complaining about
the light bulb discussion and its inappropriateness
to this mail list.
41 to correct spelling in the spelling/grammar flames.
109 to post that this list is not about light bulbs and
to please take this email exchange to alt.lite.bulb
203 to demand that cross posting to alt.grammar,
alt.spelling and alt.punctuation about changing
light bulbs be stopped.
111 to defend the posting to this list saying that we
are all use light bulbs and therefore the posts
**are** relevant to this mail list.
306 to debate which method of changing light
bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs,
what brand of light bulbs work best for this
technique, and what brands are faulty.
27 to post URLs where one can see examples of
different light bulbs
14 to post that the URLs were posted incorrectly, and
to post corrected URLs.
3 to post about links they found from the URLs that
are relevant to this list which makes light bulbs
relevant to this list.
33 to concatenate all posts to date, then quote
them including all headers and footers, and then
add "Me Too."
12 to post to the list that they are unsubscribing
because they cannot handle the light bulb
controversies.
19 to quote the "Me Too's" to say, "Me Three."
4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ.
1 to propose new alt.change.lite.bulb newsgroup.
47 to say this is just what alt.physic.cold_fusion
was meant for, leave it here.
143 votes for alt.lite.bulb.
"One should live if only to satisfy curiosity" /\_/\ Is it
Yiddish Proverbs (politically corrected) ( *.* ) nap-time
Les Townsend - vision@globalnet.co.uk > ^ < yet?
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