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Title:GUITARnotes - Where Every Note has Emotion
Notice:Discussion of the finer stringed instruments
Moderator:KDX200::COOPER
Created:Thu Aug 14 1986
Last Modified:Fri Jun 06 1997
Last Successful Update:Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:3280
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2802.0. "Official "Guitar Toy Syndrome" (GTS) topic" by SUBSYS::GODIN (My other preamp is a Tri-Axis.) Thu Sep 09 1993 13:31

     This is longer than I was expecting, but I think it's important, so it's 
worth it. (I also think it's pretty funny, so feel free to enjoy yourself 
while reading.) 

     I'm convinced that "Guitar Toy Syndrome" is rampant, otherwise there 
would not be so many music stores in business. If you're independently 
wealthy, or if someone else (like your band's manager) buys your "guitar 
toys", it may not matter, but for a "normal, working class person", it can 
become a life threatening hobby, & I'm sure I've been through many of its 
phases. I've decided to post this so that in case you're suffering from this 
affliction, or have a "knawing feeling" that you might be, you may be able to 
find help before it's too late.

SYMTOMS:

     Here's a list of what I consider to be some of the signs of GTS in no 
particular order. Some cases of this dreaded disease are not as lethal as 
others, & some of these observations may be typical of different "phases" or 
degrees of intensity, but you should at least be suspicious when:

     You read to Guitar Player, Guitar World, etc. "for the ads".

     You *subscribe* to Guitar Player, Guitar World, etc. "for the ads".

     You decide to get a new amp (EFX unit, guitar, etc.) rather than have the 
"old" one fixed.

     You decide to have the "old" one fixed, & get a new one anyway.

     You spend more time shopping for new gadgets, trying them out, hooking 
them up & programming them than you do playing.

     You have more stuff than you can use at once, even in the most 
complicated rig-up you can imagine, but you still want more stuff.

     You find yourself buying "spares" of anything except strings, picks, 
straps, tubes, fuses, or cables.

     Your own personal practice rig is more complicated & expensive than the 
majority of club players you've seen in the last 2 years, yet your band hasn't 
gigged in nearly as long.

     Your own personal practice rig is more complicated & expensive than the 
majority of *concert* players you've seen in the last 2 years, yet you're not 
even in a band. 

     You buy a guitar toy because the other guitar player in your band has 
one.

     You buy a guitar toy because the other guitar player in your band 
*doesn't* have one.

     You buy a guitar toy because the guitar player in *another* band has 
one.

     You buy a guitar toy because the guitar player in another band *doesn't*
have one.

     You have a guitar toy "custom made" because *nobody* has one.

     You buy a vintage piece of equipment that's exactly like one you used to 
own, only this one costs ten times what you sold your old one for.

     You buy a vintage piece of equipment that's exactly like one you used to 
own, only this one costs ten times what you *bought* your old one for.

     You buy a vintage piece of equipment that costs ten times what you 
bought your old one for, & you still have the old one.

     You've spent more on guitar toys in the last year than anything else 
(except maybe food or housing).
     
     You've spent more on guitar toys in the last year than food or housing. 

     You've spent more on guitar toys in the last year than food *and* housing. 

     People who visit your house think you own a music store.

     People who visit music stores think you work there.

     People who work in music stores ask you for product information.

     You go to NAMM for your "vacation".

     You want a newer or better model of some gadget before you've learned how 
to use the (older/simpler) one you already have.

     You want a newer or better model of some gadget before it even exists.

     You buy a gadget because you see some rock star using one.

     You buy a gadget because you read about some rock star using one.
     
     You meet your favorite rock star in person, & all you talk about is 
operation of equipment & gadgets.

     You buy a gadget because you think it'll make you into a rock star.

     You buy a gadget because you think you're already a rock star.

     You enter a 12-step program where you buy one stomp box each week for 12 
weeks, & then sell them all for a dime on the dollar to buy a single rack mount 
unit that does as much as all of them.

     You enter the same 12-step program as above, only you don't sell the 
stomp boxes when you buy the rack mount unit.

     You enter the same 12-step program as above, only you buy the rack mount 
unit before you finish the program.


CURES:
     
     Stop buying guitar toys.
     
     Stop playing guitar.          

     *Start* playing guitar (again).

     Never spend more on a guitar toy than on ... (fill in your favorite 
charity).

     Put a dollar in a segregated account for each dollar you spend on GTS, & 
at the end of each year put the account towards something useful, but long 
term.

     Always sell one thing *before* buying the next one.
     
     Sell one thing but *don't* buy the next one.

     Never buy anything that's just been released to the market.

     Never buy anything that's considered "vintage" or "collectable".

     Never buy anything.

     Master use all the functions of each device before you buying something 
else.

     This is not meant to be all inclusive, but rather suggestions for fellow 
sufferers. GTS is probably as much an addiction as any of the less socially 
acceptable ones. I'd welcome any additional ideas anyone has about the 
symptoms &/or cures of GTS. Who knows, maybe we could get together a support 
group & go on Geraldo Rivera. 

;-) 

(but some of this is serious)

Paul
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2802.1sound familiar?NAVY5::SDANDREAI meant that in the nicest way...Thu Sep 09 1993 13:4811
    another symptom............
    
    Your wife (or significant other) is heard saying:
    
    "Honey, why do you need *another* blah, blah, etc.."(fill in the blank)
    
    			or
    
    "Sweetheart, do you rally *need* this thing?"
    
    8^}
2802.2talk about a way to screw up the economy!EZ2GET::STEWARTIt's like bobbing for water!Thu Sep 09 1993 13:541
    
2802.3GTPSBSS::STPALY::J_KUHN$rally run awayThu Sep 09 1993 14:0611
    Then there's GuitarToyParanoidSyndrome: 
    where you are 'researching' something like a guitar
    or an effect and you just can't decide what you really want, cause you
    know it will be outdated when you buy it, or you will get it home and
    pick up this months [insert catalog of your choice] catalog and find
    something new that is far cooler, yet is the same price. 
    OR no matter what guitar you 'decide' on, next month you will want
    something different. I don't even have .0000001 % of the toys you guys
    do and I suffer from GTS. (it is kind fun though)
    
    
2802.4sheesh! 8^)NAVY5::SDANDREAI meant that in the nicest way...Thu Sep 09 1993 14:1321
    re: -1
    
    
    kinda like buying a PC....the technology curve is a moving target!
    
    The solution to that is to declare yerself a "simple blues man" (ala
    PaT Blair and myself), thereby justifying having an old vintage Les
    Paul, a standard Strat, a combo amp and a few FX toys.  No need for the
    latest and greatest stuff....just get into *playing* instead of the
    equipment itself.
    
    I have a friend who has MTS (motorcycle toy syndrom) soooooo bad, he's
    thinking of cancelling our camping trip because his hi-tech dirt bike
    is not repaired and he'll have to ride his older bike.  Sheeesh dude! 
    This is about riding and having fun, not about having the latest toys!
    I told him he could ride my bike and I'd ride his......
    
    When I was 'younger', I was guilty of it....
    
    
    sigh........
2802.5A checking account is a terrible thing to wasteMILKWY::JACQUESVintage taste, reissue budgetThu Sep 09 1993 14:217
    See note 2643.22
    
    No one in this conference has GTS worse than me. If anyone has any
    doubts about this, just ask Dave Hickernill, or mozy on over to note
    333.
    
    Mark (with 22 guitars and counting). 
2802.6Haven't done it... thought about it >:^)ADROID::fosterSick of hearing what suxThu Sep 09 1993 15:0112
    > Mark (with 22 guitars and counting).

Wow!!  I wanna go to your house after school 8^)

I want my Marshall !! (and I'm not playing guitar all that often)

Another GTS:  Hiding the stuff so your wife doesn't know you bought
              anything, faking a car-repair bill to account for the
              outgoing cash  8^)

Droid

2802.7Living the dreamNWACES::HICKERNELLVictim of hype abuse.Thu Sep 09 1993 15:2033
    re: .0
    
>Who knows, maybe we could get together a support group & go on Geraldo Rivera. 
    
    Or... maybe we could get together some venture capital and *buy* a
    Rivera.  %^)
    
    re: .5
    
>    just ask Dave Hickernill
    
    That's OK, with a name like mine, I'm used to creative spelling.  %^)
    
    Mark's right, I visited his (what do you call it?) guitar 
    room/library/shop/studio/showcase.  Without going into details, Mark
    has a this-to-die-for and a that-to-die-for and an 
    omigod-whats-that-over-there, each more luscious than the next.  Not 
    high end custom stuff, you understand, just Real Nice Stuff; nice 
    examples of the realistic equipment you actually think you may be 
    able to own some day, all shined up, all there in one room, all Mark's. 
    Sigh.
    
    After that visit, I needed a cigarette and a towel.  %^)
    
    re: .6

>Wow!!  I wanna go to your house after school 8^)
    
    No, you don't.  Do yerself a favor.  Go to flea markets instead, I
    guess.
    
    Dave
    
2802.8anotherFRETZ::HEISERnotes from a lost civilizationThu Sep 09 1993 15:252
    "Why buy that thing when you know you'll get tired of it and need a 
    better one next year?"
2802.9slingin' the bull.....NAVY5::SDANDREAI meant that in the nicest way...Thu Sep 09 1993 16:1212
     >"Why buy that thing when you know you'll get tired of it and need a
     > better one next year?"
    
    How 'bout all the b*llsh*t answers we come up with for these hard
    questions?
    
    Like: "honey, it's gonna have great resale value, it's a classic
    vintage collector's item!"
    
    etc., ect.....
    
    
2802.11JARETH::KMCDONOUGHSET KIDS/NOSICKThu Sep 09 1993 16:2110
    
    Ever say these words?.....
    
    
    "I didn't buy it to keep it. I'm gonna fix it up and put it up for
    sale."
    
    Kevin
    
    
2802.12Needs vs. wantsSUBSYS::GODINMy other preamp is a Tri-Axis.Thu Sep 09 1993 16:5137
    'looks like this topic is a bit hotter'n I expected.
    
    You know you're having a terminal GTS attack whenever you buy
    something:
    
    	A.) beacuse it's a bargain.
    	B.) so you can sell it for more.
    	C.) so you can fix it up & sell it for more.
    	D.) so you can keep it 'til it's worth more.
    	E.) because it's cheaper than another one that you saw for sale.
    	F.) so you can use it on one recording/gig & then sell it.
    	G.) because someone else told you any of the above.
    
    Spouses & significant others are just too easy to maneuver around to be
    considered reliable in controlling GTS attacks. (e.g. My wife plays
    guitar & keyboadrs as well as writing & singing songs, so we have way
    too many excuses in common.)
    
    I read an ad to her the other day from the Want Advertiser, & she
    asked: "... but do we really *need* one of those ? ..."
    
    I answered: "You'll notice I'm reading the *Want* Advertiser & not the
    *Need* Advertiser."
    
    I think separating wants & needs is key to controlling this wild GTS
    beast. There could at least be a sliding scale from need to want: 
    
    	Desparately need one
    	Need one so as to avoid major inconvenience
    	Probably should have one 
    	Might need it someday
    	Think it could be useful
    	Fun to have one
    	Might be cool to have one
    	WE WANT THE WORLD & WE WANT IT NOW !
    
    Paul
2802.13I just buy it, the heck wth the wife...HEDRON::DAVEBanti-EMM! anti-EMM! I hate expanded memory!- DorothyThu Sep 09 1993 16:557
Buy a Rivera?

hell that's where it started for me...now I'm a certified midi rack puke...

you may wish to pass on the Rivera...

dbii
2802.14DABEAN::REAUMEcurrently non-retroThu Sep 09 1993 17:4410
      Well it's like this:
    
      I need this rig for big outdoor gigs, this rig for medium sized
    clubs, but they are both too heavy to cart to practice, and I need
    a "back up" amp anyway. Of course a Les Paul CAN'T sound like a Strat
    and vice-versa, so I need one of each. 
    
      BTW - GTS alarm in topic 2102! (me again).
    
    							-B{}{}M-
2802.15My next filmGOES11::HOUSEI walk 47 miles of barbed wireThu Sep 09 1993 18:581
    "Honey, I shrunk the bank balance"
2802.16CHEFS::BRIGGSRFour Flat Tyres on a Muddy RoadFri Sep 10 1993 06:5323
2802.17HEDRON::DAVEBanti-EMM! anti-EMM! I hate expanded memory!- DorothyFri Sep 10 1993 10:425
I suffer from two, guitar/studio and flyfishing...I've got these boxes full
of fur and feathers that cost me a morgage payment as well as fly rods that
cost as much as a low end fender...sigh...

dbii
2802.18BLASTA::PelkeyFri Sep 10 1993 11:3731
Cripes, I don't know how you boys manage....

I bought my last amp in 1979, maybe 80....  It's still making
sounds I sort of like...  So, I won't replace it in the near future...

I bought my Ibanex (MC400) in 1979, had a Kahler installed in 85 or
so...

About 4 years ago, I finally picked up another Strat, (first one was
bought brand new in 71 for what,, $280 maybe..
Talk about price hike shock!)

My acoustic is a 1978 Yari,,,,,  use the math, she's 15!  Last
thing that had was a Fishman Natrual and a GE7 EQ...

I've got a small PA system,,,  a pair of Gollehorns, (early 80s
circa) and get this,,,  A MONSTROUS 6 chanell Peavy mixer,,,  remember
the ones with the screw in legs, and the knobs the size of Volkswagon
tires ???

A few rack things,,, the biggest expenditure of all is the midi guitar,
but a band I was in bought it, and I simply bought out interest
slowly till I owned it.. (I probably still owe someone a few bucks for
it now that I think of it...)

It all works, it all sounds alright (I guess,,, least that's what 
jam-mates tell me...)

I'd love to have a bad case of GTS, but it aint gonna happen...


2802.19USPMLO::DESROCHERSFri Sep 10 1993 11:438
    
    	I've been fighting a very strong desire for a Roland GR-1 and
    	a Digitech Vocalist.  This would be 2K worth of GTS.
    
    	I dream of what this would sound like thru my stereo PA...
    
    	Kids never cross my mind.
    
2802.20it never endz.....NAVY5::SDANDREAI meant that in the nicest way...Fri Sep 10 1993 12:0111
    I have MTS (motorcycle toy syndrom) too.  I'm into off road
    motorcycling and still compete.  I have my Dennis Kirk catalog right
    next to my Musician's Friend catalog.  There are easily as many toize
    and accessories for dirt bikes as there are for guitars.  I have 2
    bikes and my step son is now addicted and is my favorite riding
    partner.  My wife is pretty good about it as her former husband was 
    addicted to sports cars.  My diseases cost soooooo much less in comparison!
    
    He who dies with the most toys, wins!
    
    8^}
2802.21KDX200::COOPERTesting my new personal nameFri Sep 10 1993 12:0635
    Sheesh.  You guys dont' have %TS....
    
    I've got: 
    
    - GTS (Just GOTTA have a new boogie power amp, and another pair of
           4x12's!!)
    
    - STS (Studio Toy Syndrome - Greg can attest to the worthiness of this)
    
    - MTS (Mustang Toy Syndrome - Restoring ole mustangs ain't cheap)
    
    - MCTS (Street bike toy syndrome - Currently riding an Yammie crotch
            rocket)
    
    - FPTS (Fisher Price Toy Syndrome - The daughter NEEDS this stuff!)
    
    So here's how I handle some of these.  You GOTTA have three lists:
    
    The "I NEED", "I WANT", and "I'D LIKE TO HAVE".
    
    Things that go on the "I NEED" list might be seat belts for the
    mustang...  or a new helmet - Safety first!  
    
    Things that might go on the "I WANT" list might be some new side
    fairings for the street bike (I can make money on that one), or a 
    new headliner and carpeting for the stang, or even patch bays and
    cabling trays for the studio.
    
    Things that might go on the I'd like to have list might be a boogie
    power amp anna pair of new 4x12's, a lacquer paint job for the mustang
    and Yoshimura pipe for the street bike.  :-)
    
    ...And don't EVEN get me started on dirtbikes!
    jc
    
2802.22MANTHN::EDDLook out fellas, it's shredding time...Fri Sep 10 1993 12:1513
    My name is Edd, and I'm a MIDIholic.
    
    Actually, a recovering MIDIholic, not having bought a new piece of
    hardware for a couple years.
    
    GTS, a related syndrome, rarely effects me, but there are those nights
    when I wake up in a cold sweat and rush to the studio to verify that
    the white fretless P-bass with the gold hardware and Hartke were really
    just a dream...
    
    I can control it. Really. I can. 
    
    Edd
2802.23Hi, my name is Dave...NWACES::HICKERNELLVictim of hype abuse.Fri Sep 10 1993 12:5119
    I thought I was immune.  I used to laugh at you all and your
    "syndrome".  I was happy living in the past, as my bass and amp
    became vintage along with me. 
    
    Then I signed up for one of those damn DECjam bands and got to 
    practice through a more modern amp.  Omigod, whatta difference.  And it
    wasn't anything special, just a 200-watt Peavey with a good EQ.  Now I
    can't stand the sight of the old amp.  IwantIwantIwant.  It's pretty
    bad when you lust after an amp that's "only" a 15-year old design.
    
    I'm even looking suspiciously at the old axe.  Hmmm... wonder what
    something else sounds and plays like.  Maybe there is something to this
    syndrome after all.  But right now I tell myself I'll just replace the
    bass amp, and that'll be it.  Can I call it BATS?
    
    Sigh.
    
    Dave
    
2802.24Affected by effectsSUBSYS::GODINMy other preamp is a Tri-Axis.Fri Sep 10 1993 13:0231
    RE .22 EDD:
    
    "GTS ... rarely *effects* me" ????
    Note the subliminal use of the incorrect spelling !
    I'd say you're hooked. Pass the Methadone.
    
    
    RE a few back:
    
    I think JC is on to something. What is needed is a plan & enough
    discipline to stick to it.
    
    RE a few more back:
    
    I remember those Peavey mixers with the HUGE knobs. I have the next
    size down with the "normal" size knobs & soft case. Easy to carry & set
    up for small gigs, built in spring reverb, 6 channels, 2 VU meters, for sale
    $125/bo.
    
    RE a few more back, target prices of things:
    
    You'll also notice how the technology is moving such that even if you
    wait 'til you can afford that special toy (price reductions or used
    market) when you go to buy it, it's just not all that special any more,
    so you still want a more special one which is only available in the
    "you only get to buy one of these" price range.
    
    Paul
    
    
    
2802.25Dan Eaton Taught Me Everything I KnowTECRUS::ROSTGoing to hell in your heavenly armsFri Sep 10 1993 13:1317
    Re: .24
    
    The fast advance of technology is good for me.  Over the past two years
    I've acquired a ton of stuff used at prices well below what they would
    have cost new.  And they work fine.  
    
    OK, my multi-FX box can't do eight effects at once, I couldn't care
    less.  It does one at a time just as well as the newest ones.  An old
    amp may not have the latest distortion bells and whistles but when it's
    fully functional for $20 who's to complain? Hey, it has a tremelo so
    now I don't have to buy that $500 Peavey tremelo unit. 
    
    Heck, I saved over $1000 on a Steinberger bass because the last owner
    had moved over to playing a five string bass and said he couldn't deal
    with going back to only four strings!  Sheesh...
    
    							Brian
2802.26Another victim of multiple toy syndromesGANTRY::ALLBERYJimFri Sep 10 1993 13:2124
>>    It's pretty
>>    bad when you lust after an amp that's "only" a 15-year old design.
    
    
    Actually most the amps I lust after are older designs than that ;^)
    
    My GTS has been in remission as of late, outside of a recent
    relapse of my chronic case of OM28 desire, which seems to have
    faded (for the time being).  I not much into playing electric these
    days, and I pretty satisfied with my acoustics.  Well, I would like
    to replace my Seagull 12 string with a Martin D1228.  And I wouldn't
    mind replacing my Hirade with a really nice Ramirez.  And it WOULD
    be nice to have a smaller bodied companion to my HD-28...  And I
    do get periodic cases of arch-top envy...  BUT, since 90% of the
    time I play the HD-28 or the Hirade, and if I want to play electric,
    I'm pretty happy with my strat (and strat XII), GTS isn't the problem
    it used to be...  I haven't bought a guitar in almost 2 years.  There
    are things I'd like to have, but most of the price tags are rather
    high.
    
    On the other hand, ATS (Astronomy Toy Syndrome) and PTS (Photography
    Toy Syndrome) have been raging rampant...
    
    Jim
2802.27My life with GTSGOES11::HOUSEI walk 47 miles of barbed wireFri Sep 10 1993 13:5913
    Fortunately for me, I don't have a lot of passions.  But the ones I do
    have are pretty extreme.  For the most part, I'm not heavily tempted by
    GTS anymore.  Now STS is a completely different matter.  Megabux, and
    almost every piece of it was used and cost me, at most, half of it's
    original new price.  Ouch...
    
    The studio is clearly a major fund-sink, but it has diverted my
    attention off of guitar toys a bit.
    
    Now, I also enjoy my VW and some woodworking and stuff, but I don't
    pour money into that stuff.
    
    Greg
2802.28FRETZ::HEISERnotes from the lost civilizationFri Sep 10 1993 14:234
>    He who dies with the most toys, wins!
    
    You mean: He who dies with the most toys, still dies, and can't take
    them with him.
2802.29BSS::STPALY::J_KUHN$rally run awayFri Sep 10 1993 15:004
    My real weakness is recording books and various "how to play ..." guitar
    books. 
    
    j
2802.30I'm reading about how to practice reading.SUBSYS::GODINMy other preamp is a Tri-Axis.Fri Sep 10 1993 15:2424
    RE .29:
    
    That's another beauty. Spending time, effort & money to obtain books so
    you can *read* about how to play. Next, I suppose you'll want the
    latest books & video tapes, & a VCR & Hi-res monitor to watch them. Why
    not get a Craftmatic adjustable bed while you're at it.
    
    	"Book/magazine" syndrome may be a phase or part of all the "toy"
    syndromes. If you find yourself spending $$$ on a magazine so that you
    can read the TV listings of your favorite fishing show, you can assume
    the lobotomy was successful.
    
    	Don't get me wrong, I've got a veritable library of material on
    each of the toy syndromes I've been addicted to myself. Furthermore,
    there's nothing wrong with reading up on something especially during
    those times when it's impossible to *do* it, but books & magazines are
    marketed nowadays to be *consumed*, so they can take on a life of their
    own if you let them.
    
    	Personally, I'm glad GTS is so widespread. It means there are lots
    of great bargains in used gear !
    
    Paul
    	
2802.31MANTHN::EDDLook out fellas, it's shredding time...Fri Sep 10 1993 16:399
    re: ATS & PTS (Astronomy and Photography)
    
    Oh man, I came dangerously closely to the bringing those together into
    the fatal astrophotography combination, being but a simple T-mount
    away from losing my fiscal sanity...
    
    I can control it. Really. I can.
    
    Edd
2802.32.30 is rightBSS::STPALY::J_KUHNThela Hun GinjeetFri Sep 10 1993 16:5915
    RE .30:-)
    
>    That's another beauty. Spending time, effort & money to obtain books so
>    you can *read* about how to play. Next, I suppose you'll want the
>    latest books & video tapes, & a VCR & Hi-res monitor to watch them. Why
>    not get a Craftmatic adjustable bed while you're at it.
    
    You hit the nail on the head. Yes, I learn stuff in some my recording
    books that have really helped and a few things in my guitar books, but
    I do spend more far more time *reading* than playing/doing. its GTS.
    And yes, I see videos I'd love to get, but I am really trying to
    restrain myself. The latest of Guitar World has some How to books from
    Alfred Publishing on playing, The String Bending book looks
    interesting. :-) Maybe I won't order it, but keep the brochure around
    to look at. :-) 
2802.33Radiacl measuresSUBSYS::GODINMy other preamp is a Tri-Axis.Fri Sep 10 1993 17:2016
    My PTS was cured when 3 of my cameras & a back seat full of accessories
    got stolen ... the one & only time I ever left more than a 110 in my
    car.
    
    RE -1:
    I look at the catalogs, circle all the stuff I might want, check off
    the ones I "definitely need", & then forget to place the order. It
    might be a "false economy" though, because if I see it in person at a
    higher price, I sometimes buy it anyway.
    
    I've controlled my STS so far by thinking about what went into the
    Beatles' albums (Sgt. Pepper's = 4 track !), i.e. simple songs, simple
    playing, whatever equipment was available, & *lots* of work.
    
    Paul 
    Paul
2802.34CLOSE TO HOMECAPNET::ANDERSON_RFri Sep 10 1993 17:214
    .0
    Brilliant description...funny and wonderfull!
    I wish I spent as much time playing and practicing as I do reading
    those wonderfull adds.
2802.35GOES11::HOUSEI walk 47 miles of barbed wireFri Sep 10 1993 18:0212
>    I've controlled my STS so far by thinking about what went into the
>    Beatles' albums (Sgt. Pepper's = 4 track !), i.e. simple songs, simple
>    playing, whatever equipment was available, & *lots* of work.
 
    but also consider that the 4 track the Beatles used recorded onto
    ONE INCH tape and the type mikes that they used now sell for between
    $2000 and $5000 EACH.  Hardly what I'd call low budget, and doesn't
    even remotely compare to a 4 track cassette with an SM57.
    
    Oh goodness...the voice of STS talking, I'm afraid...
    
    Greg
2802.36 Master of my (Digital) DomainABACUS::PAGEFri Sep 10 1993 18:3259
    
    	I've always been under control when it came to buying stuff-- I'd
    like to say it's been SELF-control but in many cases it's been
    WIFE-control.... with good reason. In the 6 years we've been married, 
    I'd be lucky to afford a set of strings, let alone any equipment.
    That's a bit of an exaggeration... I have gotten a new combo amp and
    a James Burton Signature Tele in the last 6 years... could never have
    afforded them without doing trade-ins, though. She's been very patient
    with my whining and worked hard to keep our budget manageable.
    
    	In the last couple weeks, I've finally been able to take the first
    big steps toward a dream I've had since the day I first picked up an
    electric guitar... having my own home studio.
    
    
    	I hit the road with a friend one Saturday with a plan to price
    8-track reel-to-reels. I had read alot of literature, done some
    preliminay shopping around, and had made some basic decisions; 4
    tracks were not enough, I preferred reel-to-reel rather than cassette
    "portastudios", and Digital was too expensive. I'd love to do hard
    disk recording, but it just cost too much money.
    
    
    	We went to my usual haunts, around town, and into Boston; asked
    alot of questions and learned something new at each stop. Found a place
    in Boston that didn't carry recording gear but recommended Audio Video
    Research (AVR) in Watertown, MA. I'd never heard of AVR before but we
    headed over to Watertown to check the place out. They were extremely
    helpful and offered a goldmine of good advice. On top of that, they
    have excellent prices.
    
    	When he quoted me a price of $3000 for an ADAT deck, suddenly my
    whole plan was up in the air. A decent reel-to-reel setup would cost
    about that. It would be a tight squeeze with the budget, but...
    
    	I went home, thought about it, read some more, thought some more,
    and presented my revised plan to my wife. She gave it her stamp of
    approval (confirming that I had indeed married the right person!) and
    the next weekend I headed down to AVR and bought the ADAT, a Mackie
    CR-1604 Mixer, a pair of Tannoy 6.5 monitors, and an AKG 535EB Mike.
    
    	Then up to Daddy's Junky Music in Nashua to finish off with an
    Alesis 3630 compressor, Alesis RA-100 amp, Alesis SR-16 drum machine,
    Redbox MKIII, a pair of Sony MDR-7506 headphones, a couple of rack
    cases to hold these goodies, and a bunch of miscellaneous cables and 
    accessories.
    
    	Add some stray stuff I ordered from Musician's Friend and I'm
    up around $5500 bucks. It's a pretty scary investment and if I thought
    too much about it I'd probably panic and bring it all back. My
    philosophy has been to "not look down" and keep going ahead... the
    big spending is done now and all I have to do is figure out how to use
    it...
    
    
    
    Brad Page
    
    	
2802.37GANTRY::ALLBERYJimFri Sep 10 1993 18:3611
>>    Oh man, I came dangerously closely to the bringing those together into
>>    the fatal astrophotography combination, being but a simple T-mount
    
    For me, the ATS was what started the PTS.  I decided I wanted to take
    some simple astrophotos, so I bought a camera adapter, a t-mount and
    a used Nikon body.  It seemed like such a shame though, to have that
    nice camera, but not be able to take regular pictures with it...
    So, 7 months, 5 lenses, a half dozen filters, tripods, flashes, and a
    second Nikon body later, I guess I'm hooked pretty bad.
    
    Jim (who now NEEDs a 85mm F1.8)
2802.38CSC32::B_KNOXRock'n'Roll RefugeeFri Sep 10 1993 20:098
    
    Addendum to a few back ...
    
    "He who dies with the most toys *STILL ON CREDIT* wins"
    
    
    /BK
    
2802.39One day at a time. Easy does it!MILKWY::JACQUESVintage taste, reissue budgetSat Sep 11 1993 02:3146
    dbII   I can relate to the Fly-fishing interest. A buddy of mine got
    me interested in Salmon and Steelhead fishing last year. He convinced
    me that I needed Grapite noodle rods, Penn reels, chest waders,
    corkers, vest, landing nets, etc. etc. etc. He's bought several
    expensive fly rods, and has been tying his own flys for the last
    six months. He's been bugging me to go back to the Salmon River in 
    Palasky NY again this fall. I enjoy sport-fishing, but drowning a 
    few worms with my kids is just as much fun to me.  
     
    Regarding .29   (Guitar books)
    
    Last weekend at my local Flea market, I bought 3 books on Hawiian 
    guitar. One is a method book and the other 2 are song books. All
    from 1931. Paid $1/each for em. The books were $1/each when they
    were purchased new in 1931!  The First lesson in the Method book 
    was dated 12/26/31. Apparently a Christmas present. 
    
    Looks like I've found something new to collect %^{)
    
    I had a nasty bout with Les-Paul-itis this afternoon. Played a
    cherry sunburst LP Standard that was mint. This is at the top 
    of my wishlist at the moment. I'll wait until I see a great 
    deal in the Want Ads and then maybe I'll make a move.
    
    I've been a full-fledged GTS sufferer for the last several years.
    This notes conference has definately fueled my interest, and my
    spending as well. For a while there, I was into gear (amps, efx,
    PA system, mics, recording, etc) but these days, I'm mainly into
    buying more instruments. You can NEVER have too many guitars. It
    just ain't possible.
     
    	I find you have to wheel and deal (buy/sell/trade) to build 
    up a nice collection without going totally bankrupt. This summer 
    I've been combing flea markets, and yard sales and have made some 
    incredible buys. For a total of about $500 I have aquired at least 
    8 new instruments, an amp, and several accessories, and that's only 
    counting the stuff I've kept. I've sold roughly half the stuff I've 
    bought and made a profit on most of it. It's a lot more fun than 
    buying equipment from music stores. The money I've made will help 
    finance the medical procedure I need to cure Les Paul-itis 
    permanently.
    
    	Mark
    
    
    
2802.40Fix it if is't broken.SUBSYS::GODINMy other preamp is a Tri-Axis.Mon Sep 13 1993 11:4327
    Here's a note of encouragement for all you GTS suferers. Take heart; it
    *can* be done.
    
    This weekend, I cleared off some space in my home lab & dug into one of
    my Boogie MK-II's that's been on the fritz for over 2 years. I had
    determined that it needed a new relay ages ago, but working inside the
    tight confines of one of Mesa's "Spirit of Art in Technology" marvels has 
    never been particularly appealing to me, so it's been easier to put it
    off & use whatever else is already hooked up. 
    
    Welp, it was a tight squeeze, & I didn't install a relay socket like I
    was going to, but the whole job took less than an hour & the amp now
    works fine ! Not only do I have my favorite amp back up & running, but
    I'll have to spend several hours over the next week or two "testing" it
    to make sure it's functioning properly & tweak in "my sounds" all over
    again, because while I was in there, I cleaned the pots & left them in
    a glorious state of random disarray. 
    
    I count this as a major victory over GTS. I didn't even have time over
    the weekend to check out a new amp that I was going to buy ! Now if I
    only had a TriAxis preamp, I wouldn't have to waste time twiddling all
    those knobs again; I could just recall the presets, then my GTS would
    be cured ;-) !
    
    Paul  
    
     
2802.41TECRUS::ROSTGoing to hell in your heavenly armsMon Sep 13 1993 11:517
    Re: .40
    
    Actually the best cure for GTS is to actually play some music.  That
    keeps you too busy to shop around.  Plus it helps get some usage out of
    what you already have  8^)  8^)
    
    							Brian
2802.42E::EVANSMon Sep 13 1993 12:485
Try this cure - only spend as much money on toys as you spend on lessons.

Jim

2802.43How to *really* be a tightwad...MSBCS::ASHFORTHMon Sep 13 1993 13:165
>Try this cure - only spend as much money on toys as you spend on lessons.

Even better- only spend as much on music toys as you make from using same!

Bob
2802.44Money management at the crap tableSUBSYS::GODINMy other preamp is a Tri-Axis.Mon Sep 13 1993 13:3521
    I have a problem (sort of) with both of the previous "cures". 
    
    First: lessons add up after a while, so though it's a control, it's still 
    a halfway measure. (Yes, I'm taking lessons now.) 
    
    Second: (This one's a killer.) I actually made a full time living as a
    guitar player (notice I didn't say "musician") for almost 5 years & did
    miscellaneous gigs as supplementary income for a decade or more on top
    of that, so I'm still "ahead of the game". While my equipment during
    that time wasn't usually "trashy", it would pale by comparison next to
    what I'm using now. (Now that I've got a "real" job !) 
    	As long as there's 5 to 10 pages of "Musical stuff for sale" every
    week & only about 1 or 2 "Guitarist wanted for working band" ads per
    year, buying more gear will always seem scary to anyone trying to use
    the method of "only as much as you earn..." Your mileage may vary.
    	
    	FWIW, I'm kinda pshched to get into more "fix-ups" for the feeling
    of accomplishment that I get from it. I think part of *my* GTS has
    roots in procrastination.
    
    Paul 
2802.45a little break helps the appreciation...NAVY5::SDANDREAI meant that in the nicest way...Mon Sep 13 1993 13:378
    My cure.........
    
    I'm not in a band any more and only jam now and then.  I put my stuff
    'away' (out of site) for a while and then wait until the urge strikes 
    to get it back out.  I'd forgotten how much I like my strat and my LP
    and worked 'em both out a little this weekend.
    
    FWIW.....
2802.46ParadoxTECRUS::ROSTGoing to hell in your heavenly armsMon Sep 13 1993 14:0821
    Re: .44
    
    One time I had my brother and his friend, a full-time blues musician,
    come visit.  At the time I was playing sporadically in top 40 and C&W
    bands (maybe once or twice a month).  The gear I had then was
    essentially garbage compared to what I now own.  Anyway, the friend
    harangued my wife (while I was at work) about my gear, suggesting that
    I obviously couldn't play because I had all this stuff.  That is, his
    attitude was that working musicians can't afford real good stuff so
    that anyone who has it can't be working.
    
    I'd say that in a lot of cases this seems to have some basis in fact. 
    I have worked with a lot of bands over the years and few of the members
    had what would be considered great equipment.  In fact, in one rock
    band I was in, I supplied an amp for the rhythm guitarist and speakers
    to the organist because all they had were little practice amps...and
    they had been gigging with those!  Reminds me of Keith Richards'
    comment that the Stones hired Bill Wyman not because he was a great
    bassist but because he owned a spare Vox AC-30!
    
    							Russell
2802.47Fix-up is a good GTS strategyMSE1::MULLERMon Sep 13 1993 14:1019
I have fought (well, not really fought - more learned to live with) GTS
with a two pronged attack:

(1) When I feel that unsettled, discontented feeling that makes me want
to go straight to Wulitzers and look at stuff, I try to head to the
basement, fire up the amp and practice scales (I'm taking lessons now).
This helps me refocus on the *point* of all the toys - its hard to say
"gee, I'd sound great if I had a H&K Access preamp" when I still stumble
over my arpegios....

(2) The fixup-simplify tactic is a great "pseudostrategy".  Pseudo- in
that this still means spending money: retubing that vintage amp, selling
off stomp boxes to justify the Lexicon gear I just bought (oops!), 
restringing and setting up all of the guitars in my collection.  While 
this doesn't keep my checkbook safe it does do a number of good things:
makes me feel really good about the gear I have, brings in a small amount
of cash which makes me feel better when I spend more :'), and keeps
the music room from looking like a junkyard.

2802.48there's no cure....sighNAVY5::SDANDREAIfoughtTheLawn&TheLawnWonMon Sep 13 1993 14:2016
    RE: -1
    
    I try to remind myself of all the guitarists that can blow me away in
    lix and tone with the same kind of guitars I have today. I've seen
    plenty of guys at blues jams who I've envied, and they're just playing 
    strats plugged directly into a Fender combo...killer tone and chops!
    
    Same with my golf and dirt bikes.  I have 'decent' clubs and a new set of
    Pings won't make me a par golfer.  I compete on a 1986 Beta Trials bike
    in an off road motorcycle sport called Observed Trials.  I'm beating
    plenty of guys that are riding much newer machines.
    
    Practice, practice, practice......now, where's my Musician's Friend
    catalog.....I 'need' some new stuff!  AAAAARRRRRGGGGHHH!
    
    8^)
2802.49Have a tag sale.SUBSYS::GODINMy other preamp is a Tri-Axis.Mon Sep 13 1993 15:3327
    I just thought of a bizarre trick that might help, especially since
    part of my house looks like a music store anyway.
    
    Here's how it works:
    
    	Make a list of all equipment you own. 
    
    	Next to each item put the amount of $$$ it would cost for parts etc. 
    to get working in tip top shape. If it's already AOK, put $0.0.
    
    	Make up "price tags" that say things like "Ampeg V-4 head, needs
    new tubes, $46 (or whatever your estimate is)" or in the case of
    something that doesn't need fixin', "Fender Dual Shownman, nice shape,
    $0.0".
    
    	Then go on a "shopping spree" & see how much stuff you really have
    (at "reasonable" prices) already, so you'll be that much less likely to
    spend big bucks on this stuff in a music store (even if it says "Fender
    Dual Showman, nice shape, $100.00") 'cause you know where you can get
    one cheaper ! 
    
    	I don't know if this will help much, especially if the new gadget
    you're considering is "different" from all the junk you currently own,
    but it may inspire me to fix something again, & it may also cut down on
    impulse buying.
    
    Paul
2802.50MORE! MORE!BSS::STPALY::J_KUHNtarget for far away laughterMon Sep 20 1993 15:3147
    In case we forget. Feel free to set these numbers in your speed dialer.
    :-)
    
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2802.51GTS hits me!WEDOIT::ABATELLIWed Jan 26 1994 10:5413
    So there I was in Daddy's Junky Music in Nashua, NH last night
    road testing a Peavey ValVerb effect. I tried it...  not bad, but 
    not worth the $299.00 price tag in my opinion. So I try the tweed
    covered Classic 50 2x12" combo without the ValVerb...  hmmmmm, I like
    this amp, but that reverb still isn't a Fender sounding reverb. So
    compare the ValVerb to this new Fender Super 4x10" combo next to the
    Peavey and it blew my socks off! It was instant GTS!!! I went over to
    db's house and found myself talking about little else.
    
    HELP!
    
    
    	Fred
2802.52POWDML::BUCKLEYRaptor -- Rules the Skies!Wed Jan 26 1994 11:372
    The Peavey "Classic 50"series is a great amp, even if the reverb is
    'not a Fender reverb'!
2802.53uh-ohRICKS::CALCAGNIkant sheck dees bluzeWed Jan 26 1994 15:554
    yo Fred, that's the first sighting of the new Fender 4x10 Super I've
    heard of.  Tell us more.  What did the Super do that the PV didn't?
    
    /rick
2802.54The Obvious Answer?TECRUS::ROSTFuzzbox VoodooWed Jan 26 1994 16:463
    >What did the Super do that the PV didn't?
    
    Cost more!!!!
2802.56GOES11::HOUSEAren't you glad I asked?Tue Mar 15 1994 17:4711
    Hi, I'm Greg and I have GTS.  It's been in remission for quite some
    time now, as I'm also suffering from a severe case of STS (studio toy
    syndrome).  But recently, I've had a bit of a flareup.  I've been very
    happy with my guitar, efx, amp, etc for quite awhile now, but lately
    I've had this completely irrational compulsion to buy a Fuzz Face.  I
    don't know why I want it, I just do.
    
    Help me doctor, I know you'll understand
    I've got a man inside my head, I'm a self-destructive man
    
    Greg (so...anyone got one they wanna sell me?)
2802.57E::EVANSTue Mar 15 1994 18:3919
I can't help wanting f fancy PRS with Brazilian rosewood fingerboard with
bird inlays and a sworling quilted maple top and

and an upgrade to my Proteus MPS so I can have all of those instruments
that I probably will never use and

and and an old Gibson L-5 archtop in perfect condition and
 
and and and a MIDI-controlled effects unit for my Marshall and

and and and and one of those new Power MacIntoshes to drive my software

Doctor, tell me, is there hope (that I can get these things)?


Jim


2802.58Ayuh...Know wha'cha mean!NEST::CURRYWed Mar 16 1994 09:378
    I can vouch for the fact that this is definately a "debilitating"
    disorder!! (As you know, Greg! Wanna buy an E-Bow?) I live with
    the remedy for this disorder; my wife! It's simple; I don't buy
    goodies and I get to live without risk of severe personal injury.....
    
    (Sounds good to me! What can I say, I'm hopelessly "whipped"!!)
    
    Mike
2802.59I suffer so...ROCKER::KNOXRock'n'Roll RefugeeWed Mar 16 1994 10:3510
    
    I believe the AMA regards GTS as a genetic disorder which is far
    more likely to afflict those who possess the mind-damaging "Y"
    chromosone.
    
    /Billy_K
    
    Ref: "Learning to Live With GTS: A 12 Step Program"
    Author:  Dr. Einied Moorstuff
    
2802.60to go with my guit-synthUSPMLO::DESROCHERSMine's made outta unobtainium!Wed Mar 16 1994 10:546
    
    	I want a Digitech Vocalist (or II).  Anyone know of one for
    	sale fairly cheap...
    
    	"Ca-a-a-ry o-on, Lo-o-ove is coming"...
    
2802.55Is it worth an extra $200.00??? I dunno?WEDOIT::ABATELLIWed Mar 16 1994 11:3027
    >>            <<< Note 2802.54 by TECRUS::ROST "Fuzzbox Voodoo" >>>
    >>                            -< The Obvious Answer? >-
    
    >>    >What did the Super do that the PV didn't?
    
    >>    Cost more!!!!
    
    In all honesty...  YEP! Cost ALOT more! The lowest price I could get 
    was $800.00 which is ALOT of money in my book. The Super had a more
    clear tone, less compressed when compared to the PV 4x10" bassman
    look-a-like. When I leaned into the guitar, it didn't clip like the PV
    classic 50 combo. I'm not sure which overdrive I like more when comparing
    these two amps, but in the clean mode...  that Fender Super 4x10 ate
    the PV up. The reverb on the PV was very good, but not a Fender type
    clear to "Twilight Zone" sound and tone. That's not a bad thing, just 
    different. 
    	So, is the reverb quality of the new Fender Super along with the 
    clean glassy tonal quality worth an extra $200 or so????
    
    	Maybe I'll let you know in a year or two....
    
    
    		Rock on,
    			Fred (who's happy with the amps he has...  for now)
    
    
    								;^)
2802.61sigh.....NAVY5::SDANDREAPlonkerThu Mar 17 1994 11:036
    I bought a 1962 Gibson Reverse Firebird in mint condition for $100
    yesterday................
    
    in a dream.......
    
    8*(
2802.62Thump!AIMHI::KERRNo Wonder it Doesn't Work, It's BrokeThu Mar 17 1994 11:506
    
    Hey Steve, don't do that to me.  My heart rate was up to 160 beats per
    minute before I hit return.  Ruined my whole day :-(
         
    Al
    
2802.638)NAVY5::SDANDREAPlonkerThu Mar 17 1994 12:458
    >> Ruined my whole day :-(
    
    Al, ruined YOUR day?  I had to wake up from the dream to find myself
    playing air guitar on my.....well, er, uh, never mind. Either way, I
    don't have a Firebird.....STILL!
    
    double  8*(
    
2802.64Just curiousNWACES::HICKERNELLGood rhythms to bad rubbishThu Mar 17 1994 14:335
>    playing air guitar on my.....well, er, uh, never mind.
    
    Is yours reversed?
    
    Dave
2802.65>:*}NAVY5::SDANDREAPlonkerThu Mar 17 1994 14:393
    re: -1
    
    nope, just crooked......
2802.66GOES11::HOUSEAren't you glad I asked?Thu Mar 17 1994 16:181
    Time for a truss rod adjustment!
2802.67tool to tool?NAVY5::SDANDREAPlonkerThu Mar 17 1994 16:201
     >>Time for a truss rod adjustment!
2802.68;-)DREGS::BLICKSTEINdbThu Mar 17 1994 17:013
    >  to find myself playing air guitar on my.....
    
    You should be thankful you weren't trying to play it with your teeth!
2802.69GOES11::HOUSEAren't you glad I asked?Thu Mar 17 1994 18:411
    ...or behind your back!
2802.70eeesh.....NAVY5::SDANDREAPlonkerFri Mar 18 1994 10:101
    ...or installing straplocks!
2802.71I got it bad......AIMTEC::JOHNSON_RFri Mar 18 1994 10:313
    ...for a Tom Anderson Hollow T Classic.....
    
    RJ
2802.72feeling left out in GTS land...POWDML::BUCKLEYRaptor -- Rules the Skies!Fri Apr 01 1994 10:474
    With all these recent bouts of rampant GTS in here ... how come I
    don't seem to want any new toize??
    
    8^(
2802.73naahBIGQ::DCLARKI do believe I've had enoughFri Apr 01 1994 11:033
    re .-1
    
    maybe you're growing up :-) :-)
2802.74my guessFRETZ::HEISERanother day in DECrestaurantFri Apr 01 1994 11:151
    cuz you spent all your $$ on coastering?
2802.76>:*}NAVY5::SDANDREAPlonkerFri Apr 01 1994 11:209
    Buck,
    
    you have GTS, it's just being supressed by the long winter.......this
    is the worse kind of GTS because when it finally explodes, there will
    bo no stopping you......
    
    put on a plastic suit everybody....
    
    dawg
2802.77The Calm Before The StormTECRUS::ROSTMotivation: what good is it?Fri Apr 01 1994 11:566
    Well, in a more serious vein, I think that the gear revolution has
    peaked.  What the heck is left to do in the rack market?  The retro
    thing seems to have peaked (wot, no Kustom reissues?) as well.  So now
    we get to wait for the next wave.
    
    							Brian
2802.78NWACES::HICKERNELLGood rhythms to bad rubbishFri Apr 01 1994 14:583
    Maybe it's like alcoholism - you're never cured, it's just in remission.
    
    "Hi, my name is Dave..."
2802.79don't stopDOCTP::SULLIVANSinging for our lives.Fri Apr 01 1994 15:258
    
    I hope this "recovery" doesn't ppen to too many of you.  You are
    my main source of rationalization for my purchases.  When I wonder to
    myself "do I really need this thing?" I can always say, "gee, compared
    to the guys in notes I hardly have any stuff."  
    :-)
    
    Justine
2802.81try it, you'll feel betterRICKS::CALCAGNIso there's your pocket, right thereFri Apr 01 1994 16:162
    Justine, admitting you have a problem is the first step...
    
2802.82GOES11::HOUSEAren't you glad I asked?Fri Apr 01 1994 18:3012
    Hi, I'm Greg and I have...
    
    
    
    
    
    ...A NEED FOR GUITAR TOYS!  LOTS OF THEM!!  ALL DIFFERENT KINDS!!! 
    SELL THEM TO ME *NOW*!!!!
    
    Woop...um...sorry...
    
    Greg
2802.83queen of denialDOCTP::SULLIVANSinging for our lives.Mon Apr 04 1994 11:569
    
    
    Well, I'll be all set with equipment as soon as I get this patchbay
    I ordered (and some cables).  And besides, a patchbay isn't really
    equipment; it's just a device to make the studio tidier and easier to
    use.  OK, and then I might need an AKG 3000, but then that will really
    be it :-)
    
    Justine -- I can stop anytime, especially now that I need a new car...
2802.84FRETZ::HEISERanother day in DECrestaurantMon Apr 04 1994 14:024
    Re: Alcoholism
    
    I don't think so.  I know people who have been cured of drinking, but
    have never met anyone that was cured of GTS.
2802.85ha ha, I knew it all along (not really :-)RICKS::CALCAGNIso there's your pocket, right thereMon Apr 04 1994 15:112
    Hey Mikey, you're still here!!!
    
2802.86Is it Friday yet?NWACES::HICKERNELLGood rhythms to bad rubbishMon Apr 04 1994 15:419
>    Hey Mikey, you're still here!!!
    
    Thank goodness - I was worried I'd have to be db's gadfly in here.
    
>    queen of denial
    
    BWAHAHAHA!
    
    Dave
2802.87ABACUS::PAGETue Jun 14 1994 15:2220
    
    
    	I never cease to amaze myself... I like to think I'm not
    materialistic, but...
    
    	I just bought myself a Firebird, something I've wanted for *years*.
    I found one that I really like the feel, sound, and look of, and I
    think I got an okay price on.
    
    	I should be feeling happy to finally have this guitar... I should
    be breathing a sigh of contentment now that one of my life's goals has
    been reached.
    
    	But instead, what am I thinking?
    
    
    
    	"Can't wait 'til I get a Gold Top!"
    
    
2802.88GOES11::HOUSEAren't you glad I asked?Tue Jun 14 1994 16:381
    Gold Top's rool, dude.
2802.89STRATA::LUCHTIs it a passion or just a profession?Fri Apr 21 1995 06:336
    I love the base note here...
    
    ...and I too am slowly F-A-D-I-N-G into this syndrome...
    
    Kev --
    
2802.90Year-end summary of GTS...STRATA::PHILLIPSMusic of the spheres.Thu Jan 25 1996 11:0929
    Compared to the past few years, 1995 was a veritable orgy of GTS for
    me.....
    
    o - Began the year with helping my wife buy her first electic bass
        (a short-scale Mosrite copy) which I subsequently re-finished
         in a classy metallic green...
    
    o - Used my tax return (ha!) to get my Peavey Reactor.  Since I've been
        playing mostly bass in bands, I've never really needed a good
        workable electric 6-string till now - and the PV works great for me...
    
    o - While my Ovation was out being repaired, I looked for a beater
        acoustic and picked out a neat Washburn D-10 sunburst - sounds
        kinda funky but plays great, and I can leave the Ovation safely
        at home....
    
    o - To go with my Reactor, I got my first stomp box from Daddy's (a
        used Boss Flanger).
    
    o - One of my wife's co-workers had a 5-string banjo for sale, and
        so Betty decided I oughta get back and try some bluegrass. It's
        not the greatest banjo but it works - and Betty bought it for me.
        What a wife!  ;^)
    
    Yes, 1995 was a good year for GTS - and best of all, the medicine was
    not too expensive %^}
    
    						--Eric--