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Conference napalm::guitar

Title:GUITARnotes - Where Every Note has Emotion
Notice:Discussion of the finer stringed instruments
Moderator:KDX200::COOPER
Created:Thu Aug 14 1986
Last Modified:Fri Jun 06 1997
Last Successful Update:Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:3280
Total number of notes:61432

3273.0. "!!!ATTENTION!!!" by POLAR::HARPER () Thu Apr 10 1997 16:57

    !!!WANTED!!!
    NAME OF PERSON(S) WHO REMOVED NOTE 3270!!!
    AN EXPLANATION WOULD HAVE BEEN APPRECIATED!
    OBVIOUSLY, THIS PERSON(S) DOES NOT KNOW ME
    OR MY AMAZING TALENT IN CONVERTING PEOPLE
    TO EAT THROUGH THEIR ASS, BECAUSE THIS IS
    WHERE I USUALLY PUT THEIR TEETH WHEN I AM
    UNDESERVEDLY PISSED OFF!!!
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3273.1How to win friends and influence peopleNEWVAX::LAURENTHal Laurent @ COPThu Apr 10 1997 17:274
Hmmm, sounds like someone could use a refresher on 
their Dale Carnegie course.

-Hal
3273.2BUSY::SLABGreat baby! Delicious!!Thu Apr 10 1997 17:588
    
    	RE: .0
    
    	Hey, idiot ... check out 2.648.
    
    	If you'd put it in the correct place to begin with then all this
    	could have been avoided.
    
3273.3take some deep breaths!MILKWY::JACQUESThu Apr 10 1997 18:029
    I recall the note was entered in 2 places (note 2 and 3270). In the 
    classified_ad notes file this is known as "billboarding".
    
    The mod (hi Coop) probably deleted it! Not to worry, we all 
    got to read the ad. We're a small close-knit group. No good
    deal escapes us!
    
    Mark
    
3273.4KDX200::COOPERThere is no TRY - DO or DO NOT!Thu Apr 10 1997 19:565
    Yep, I did it and forwarded your original to you via mail.  Read your
    mail and perhaps you'll be a little more informed.  
    
    For sale/wanted is note 2, and I reserve the right to blast any damn
    thing I want.
3273.5KDX200::COOPERThere is no TRY - DO or DO NOT!Thu Apr 10 1997 19:593
    Oh, and Hiya Mark.
    
    :-)
3273.6BUSY::SLABA Momentary Lapse of ReasonThu Apr 10 1997 20:595
    
    	You tell him, Coop!!
    
    	Don't take any crap from anybody!!
    
3273.7relaxFABSIX::K_LUCHTOrbitalFri Apr 11 1997 06:053
    
    Yup!
    
3273.8Blowin off extra steamFABSIX::M_CADIEUXKADOUFri Apr 11 1997 06:252
    
      Ya, who do you think your messin with.
3273.9ASABET::pelkey.ogo.dec.com::pelkeyProfessional HombreFri Apr 11 1997 11:483
wow...  a dog fight in Guitar notes!


3273.10closer to homeSMURF::SCHOFIELDRick Schofield, DTN 381-0116Fri Apr 11 1997 11:537
    yeah, usually you have to go out to the Usenet groups to find charmers
    like .0...
    
    	But I like the ALL CAPS - they serve as fair warning that the
    contents will be, er, unenlightened....
    
    	Rick
3273.11You DA MAN!!! POLAR::KFICZEREMon Apr 14 1997 07:216
    	...way to go there BiLL! You single handedly managed to piss off
    this whole conference.....
    
    smooooth....
    
    _k_ (HA!)
3273.12oopsASABET::DCLARKHowl!Mon Apr 14 1997 10:593
    Hey, it's just a notesfile. I once managed to blast a note like
    that out to my boss, boss's boss, and boss's boss's boss. And I
    was wrong to boot!
3273.13YIELD::PRODUMPMon Apr 14 1997 13:002
    
    	Kinda reminds me of the arguments they had at the post office.
3273.14SOLVIT::SNORAT::OLOUGHLINThe fun begins at 80!Mon Apr 14 1997 13:165
    
    
        What, no reply note saying how sorry and misguided he is?
    
    
3273.15ASABET::pelkey.ogo.dec.com::pelkeyProfessional HombreMon Apr 14 1997 14:183
Way too many notes about this,,,


3273.16only at DECPHXSS1::HEISERMaranatha!Mon Apr 14 1997 15:506
|    Hey, it's just a notesfile. I once managed to blast a note like
|    that out to my boss, boss's boss, and boss's boss's boss. And I
|    was wrong to boot!
    
    That's a lot of bosses!  If we didn't have a million VP's, you would
    think the last of the above would have the name "Palmer."
3273.17YIELD::PRODUMPMon Apr 14 1997 16:5716
	David Letterman's Top 12 Reasons for this note
	----------------------------------------------
	1.) Preparation for new cult alternative to Branch Davidian.
	2.) Analyst suggests blowing off steam in notesfile.
	3.) Postal co-workers suggested career move to DEC.
	4.) Upset hillbilly moderators in Colorado.
	5.) Missed Positive Power Influence, and
    		Conflict Negotiations 101.
	6.) Trying out for lead role in new Rambo movie.
	7.) Nothing better to do than to abuse coworker
	8.) Wanted to get some attention, but didn't know how.
	9.) Demonstrate amazing ability to stick foot in mouth.
	10.)Just wanted to make a good first impression.
	11.)Acquaint Deccies with military lingo.
	12.)Prepare for military assault on Guitar notesfile.
3273.18PHXSS1::HEISERMaranatha!Mon Apr 14 1997 19:1513
     STARDATE 10357.22     (March 28, 1997)
        
     To:  Hoseheads on both sides of the border:
        
     DUE TO EXTENSIVE TAIL WINDS CAUSED BY THE COMET HALE-BOPP, PICKUP OF
     THE 39 PASSENGERS HAS BEEN DELAYED UNTIL 3024 WHEN WE PASS THE PLANET
     AGAIN.
        
          DO NOT EAT THE PUDDING AT THIS TIME
        
           *** REPEAT ***
        
          DO NOT EAT THE PUDDING AT THIS TIME
3273.19ASABET::pelkey.ogo.dec.com::pelkeyProfessional HombreTue Apr 15 1997 11:015
hmmm, apple sauce and phenobarbital...

Yummmy..


3273.20yeah, and cows fly!PHXSS1::HEISERMaranatha!Tue Apr 15 1997 14:5415
    >According to Reuters, the dazed crew of a Japanese trawler was plucked
    >out of the Sea of Japan earlier this year clinging to the wreckage of
    >their sunken ship.  Their rescue was followed by immediate imprisonment
    >once authorities questioned the sailors on their ship's loss.  To a man
    >they claimed that a cow, falling out of a clear blue sky, had struck the
    >trawler amidships, shattering its hull and sinking the vessel within
    >minutes.  They remained in prison for several weeks, until the Russian
    >Air Force reluctantly informed Japanese authorities that the crew of one
    >of its cargo planes had apparently stolen a cow wandering at the edge of
    >a Siberian airfield, forced the cow into the plane's hold and hastily
    >taken off for home.  Unprepared for live cargo, the Russian crew was
    >ill-equipped to manage a frightened cow rampaging within the hold.  To
    >save the aircraft and themselves, they shoved the animal out of the
    >cargo hold as they crossed the Sea of Japan at an altitude of 30,000
    >feet.
3273.21STAR::EVANSTue Apr 15 1997 15:563
urban legend alert

3273.22BSS::MANTHEINot quitting my day jobWed Apr 16 1997 20:147
    Where would urban legends be without email and notes files?
    
    or...
    
    there would be no other way to explain a scuba diver lying in a freshly 
    burnt forrest.