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Conference napalm::guitar

Title:GUITARnotes - Where Every Note has Emotion
Notice:Discussion of the finer stringed instruments
Moderator:KDX200::COOPER
Created:Thu Aug 14 1986
Last Modified:Fri Jun 06 1997
Last Successful Update:Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:3280
Total number of notes:61432

2625.0. "preserve an autograph?" by BFLAT::CLENDENIN () Tue Nov 17 1992 15:22

    	Does anybody out there know how to preserve an autograph that was
    	written on a guitar body? Specifically a new Stratocaster? Also
    	does anybody know of the best kind of pen or marker to use when
    	having someone autograph a guitar body to begin with? I tried one
    	that was permanent for overhead projections but rubs right off
    	the guitar body. 
    
                                              Brian C.
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2625.1MSDOA::BLAIRShut up and eat your notemealTue Nov 17 1992 15:327
    
    Well, if it was me, I'd use a black 'sharpie' permanent marker, then
    I'd have someone put a couple coats of clear lacquer over the whole
    guitar body.  Of course, I don't really know, it's just that your note
    had no replies and I thought it could use one.
    
    Dr Tinkertrain
2625.2won't wash offTUXEDO::SUDAMALiving is easy with eyes closed...Tue Nov 17 1992 15:449
    Get a laundry marker. I've found them to be about the most permanent
    things around. Makes sense, if you figure they have to hold up to
    getting washed all the time. Seem to mark on just about anything, too.
    I guess I'd still recommend a coat of lacquer if you want it to last
    forever. Test whatever it is you would use to coat it against the
    marker ink before you get the signature, to make sure they're
    compatible.
    
    - Ram
2625.3DPE::STARROut Of The Cradle, Endlessly Rocking!Tue Nov 17 1992 16:023
Also see note #680.

alan
2625.4are you sure you wanna do this?NAVY5::SDANDREAGotta love me!Tue Nov 17 1992 16:037
    If somebody ever got near my strat with a pen, they'd have to have it
    surgically removed (their arm, hand and the pen) from whence the sun
    don't shine, but if you were to let someone actually sign yer
    instrument, the laundry marker and clear laquer would probably do it...
    
    re: "shut up and eat yer notemeal"......Odie NEVER ceases to crack me
    up.....I'm rollin'!
2625.5GOES11::G_HOUSEBig cheese, MAKE me!Tue Nov 17 1992 16:056
    I've also read that some people get clear pickguard material (like the
    thin stuff used on acoustics) and will put that over signatures.  You
    might try roughing up the existing finish with a little sandpaper so
    that the marker will take better.
    
    Greg
2625.6Depends whoNWACES::HICKERNELLWhat was Plan B again?Tue Nov 17 1992 16:217
    re: .4
    
    I dunno, man, my EB-0 has a nice finish, but if Jack Bruce wanted to
    sign it I think I'd let him.  You mean to tell me you wouldn't want
    <your favorite guitar god>'s signature on your Strat forever?
    
    Dave
2625.7Not my thingGOES11::G_HOUSEBig cheese, MAKE me!Tue Nov 17 1992 16:285
    Well, personally, I wouldn't want anyone's signature on my guitar.  I'm
    just not into that.  I'd rather have a signed album / CD of someone I
    really liked.
        
    Greg
2625.8MSDOA::BLAIRShut up and eat your notemealTue Nov 17 1992 16:502
    
    	Well, I'd let EJ sign the _back_ of my axe.  
2625.9KDX200::COOPERI even use TONE soap !!Tue Nov 17 1992 16:587
I sent Bulldawggie a blazing mail message accusing him of being
full of stool-sample-bag-filling.  If Clapton wanted to sign his
guitar, he'd DO IT !!
:)

He ain't THAT stubbin'!!
:)
2625.10I Have My LimitsTECRUS::TECRUS::ROSTLimo driver for Ringo StarrTue Nov 17 1992 17:174
    I wouldn't let anybody sign my instrument but I did have Les Claypool
    carve his name on my left buttock with a penknife.
    
    						Nanker Phelge
2625.11GOES11::G_HOUSEBig cheese, MAKE me!Tue Nov 17 1992 17:273
    Hope you took the time to preserve that one in plaster, Brian...
    
    ;^)
2625.12no way!NAVY5::SDANDREAGotta love me!Tue Nov 17 1992 20:2320
From:	KDX200::COOPER "I even use TONE soap !!  17-Nov-1992 1306" 17-NOV-1992 15:03:05.64
To:	NAVY5::SDANDREA
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Yer so fullashit...  If you MET Clapton, and he wanted to mess with your
strat, you'd let him...  You'd let him do ANYTHING to your guit.
So, go take it back...
:)


    >> here ya go Pal.....if I were in the presence of EC, or Steve Morse,
    or Gary Moore or any of the guys I would die to meet, I would be all
    over myself to get an autographed picture or album/CD cover, but I
    would NOT, repeat NOT let any of those guys (after all they are just
    guys who are masters of their trades) screw up my guitars!  It just
    seems kinda Mickey Mouse anyway......I respect those guys, but I'm not
    a slobbering groupie......believe it or not!
    
    Dawg
2625.13LEDS::BURATII have a gubTue Nov 17 1992 20:297
    Roy Buchannan put a cigarette burn in the top of my B3 once. He knew I
    was ripped but  I didn't have the balls to say anything to him. I just
    yelled at his roadie about not putting an ashtray out there for him
    during his set. But I made sure Roy heard my tirade. What can I say. I'm
    a wimp.

    Now back to our regular programming.
2625.14Be better to make big bucks...DREGS::BLICKSTEINdbTue Nov 17 1992 23:2729
    I'm not an autograph hound.  I've met Morse a bunch of times and never
    asked for one.  Oddly enough I have two actual autographs of his, but
    they "came with" things:  my Steve Morse "Frankenstein" guitar has a
    real autograph on the headstock (serial #21 of 50), and for being among
    the first 100 to order his first instructional cassette I got an
    autographed copy.
    
    However, I might want him to autograph my copy of his very first demo
    record ("The Great Spectacular") largely because it might increases
    it's resale value.
    
    But I've also thought about having another autograph put on the Morse
    model guitar.   There used to be an ad with his picture in the guitar
    mags that had a quote that I really remember liking but can't remember
    exactly (something like "Don't be better to be better, be better to be
    different").
    
    If I could remember that, I'd like to have him sign the back of my
    Morse guitar with that so that when I play it, I have something to
    remind me of what the goal is.
    
    What that saying means to me is "The purpose of practice isn't to
    achieve a physical goal, but rather to break physical limitations
    to expressing yourself."
    
    ...or some shit like that...  ;-)
    
    	db
    
2625.15KDX200::COOPERI even use TONE soap !!Wed Nov 18 1992 02:505
    RE: .12
    
    He's lyin' - He's lyin' !!
    
    jc - See, I told ya:  Stubborn !!   :)
2625.16from the newspaperCARTUN::BDONOVANWed Nov 18 1992 10:1427
    Re: .9. .12
    
    
    SEVERAL WELL-KNOWN GUITAR PLAYERS ARRESTED IN DEFACING INCIDENTS
    
    (AP)
    
    Three internationally known guitar players, Eric Clapton, Eric Johnson,
    and Steve Morse, were arrested yesterday in separate incidents for 
    forcibly applying their autographs to guitars owned by fans.
    
    In each case, the fans were employees of Digital Equipment Corporation,
    and several of the victims had previously stated that they would not
    permit autographs or signatures to be applied to their instruments
    in any case.  Suspicions were aroused, however, when the close friend
    of one victim insisted that his friend "really would" let Eric
    Clapton sign his guitar.
    
    In a similar development, another victim was heard to remark that
    he might let Eric Johnson sign "the back of my guitar."  A third victim
    remarked that he has never approached Steve Morse for his autograph
    but actually had two copies of it anyway.
    
    Stray comments and rumors of this type have confused the issue for 
    perplexed officials in both cities.  It is not known why performing
    artists of the stature of Clapton, Johnson, and Morse would insist
    on defacing the equipment of fans in the first place. 
2625.17c'mon, admit it......NAVY5::SDANDREAGotta love me!Wed Nov 18 1992 10:5110
    
        >He's lyin' - He's lyin' !!
    
        >jc - See, I told ya:  Stubborn !!   :)
         
    
    Maybe I should let *YOU* sign my guitar, I heard *you* were better than
    Eric Clapton, anyway...... 8^)
    
    dawg (stubborn AND ornery!)                                    
2625.18KDX200::COOPERI even use TONE soap !!Wed Nov 18 1992 11:107
    Me??  Better than Clapton??  Gee Steve, thanks!!
    
    (Actually, I told you once that I thought YOU were better than
     Clapton :)
    
    jc (Better than my daughter... :)
    
2625.19bustedMSDOA::BLAIRShut up and eat your notemealWed Nov 18 1992 11:464
    
    	Actually Jeff, you have said you were better than EC...  
    	Hell, I be honored if you would sign the inside of my 
    	pickguard!
2625.20even my catCAVLRY::BUCKI Coaster, Therefore I am!Wed Nov 18 1992 11:561
    EVERYONE is better than EC!!!
2625.21this sounds familiar ad nauseum 8^)NAVY5::SDANDREAGotta love me!Wed Nov 18 1992 12:293
    RE: EVERYONE is better than EC!!!
    
    here we go again?  no, pleez no.......
2625.22...But I agree with Buck...KDX200::COOPERI even use TONE soap !!Wed Nov 18 1992 12:435
<Insert Hogans Heros character>

I'll say NOTHING, NOTH-ING !!

:)
2625.23good grief |^)NAVY5::SDANDREAGotta love me!Wed Nov 18 1992 13:454
   >> <Insert Hogans Heros character>
     
    that would be Sgt Schultz.....I suppose *he* is better than EC too.....
    dubble sheesh.                              
2625.24Incredible!GOES11::G_HOUSEBig cheese, MAKE me!Wed Nov 18 1992 15:273
    Schultz RIPS!!  You should hear him speel off those extremely
    frightening Paul Gilbert licks!
    
2625.25hey, if it's good enough for El Becko...RICKS::CALCAGNIBuckethead for presidentWed Nov 18 1992 15:303
    True story, Beck had both EC and Buddy Guy autograph his main session
    amp, an old Bassman head.  Unfortunately, it was recently stolen from
    his house.
2625.26Tolex Marker?NWACES::HICKERNELLWhat was Plan B again?Wed Nov 18 1992 15:346
    So the question is, since Eric and Buddy must autograph a lot of
    equipment, what did they use on a Bassman?
    
    re: .16 - too funny!
    
    Dave
2625.27Author ratholeNWACES::HICKERNELLWhat was Plan B again?Thu Nov 19 1992 10:367
    re: .10
    
    Brian, I was jamming with a guy last night and he had a chart of an old
    (Stones?) tune that was attributed to "Nanker Phelge", I think.  Who is
    that?
    
    Dave
2625.28all of 'emKERNEL::MCGOWANFri Nov 20 1992 09:144
    Isn't Nanker Phelge (sp?) the whole band ?  The Glimmer Twins is Mick
    'n' Keef.
    
    Pete
2625.29An alternative method of autographing...IOSG::CREASYGoodnight out there... whatever you areWed Nov 25 1992 13:4015
    I read an interview with Jeff Beck once, about autographing guitars...
    
    ...apparently, he did a session with Tina Turner, and at the end, said,
    "Don't bother with a fee, just autograph my guitar". So, she tried
    signing it using a marker pen, and of course it wiped right off. And
    they're thinking of finding a way that's really permanent, so she pulls
    a HUGE switchblade out of her purse, and says "maybe I should use
    this?".  "Okay", says Beck, so she carved her autograph into his
    guitar.
    
    Maybe you should investigate that method a little more? :^)
    
    FWIW
    
    Nick