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Conference 7.286::digital

Title:The Digital way of working
Moderator:QUARK::LIONELON
Created:Fri Feb 14 1986
Last Modified:Fri Jun 06 1997
Last Successful Update:Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:5321
Total number of notes:139771

4759.0. "Definitions" by CHEFS::PARRYD (Sez who?) Fri Aug 02 1996 10:58

             I think this is a genuine new topic.
         
         This is for definitions of well known terms for the benefit of 
    the unwary.
         
         dave_P
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4759.1Change managementCHEFS::PARRYDSez who?Fri Aug 02 1996 10:584
         Making sure you've got enough small coins for the coffee machine 
    through the night.
         
    dp
4759.2Leading zeroesWOTVAX::HILLNIt's OK, it'll be dark by nightfallFri Aug 02 1996 11:302
    Those who add nothing of significance to the operation, but consume
    resources.
4759.3Long-Range PlanningJOKUR::MACDONALDFri Aug 02 1996 13:071
    Buying green bananas
4759.4ultimate core valueVNABRW::UHLlet all my pushes be poppedFri Aug 02 1996 14:362
    tell the shareholders to put their money into saving-accounts
    
4759.5Employee EmpowermentKERNEL::IMBIERSKITGood frames, Bad frames...Fri Aug 02 1996 14:581
    you get to pick which door you leave through
4759.6success sharingSTAR::EVANSFri Aug 02 1996 15:426
1) nothing

2) a ploy used by senior management and human resources to keep employees in 
   the company while giving smaller and smaller raises with longer and longer
   intervals between the small or non-existent raises

4759.7Short Term StrategyNWD002::THOMPSOKRKris with a KFri Aug 02 1996 16:051
    Urinating in bed on a cold winter night.
4759.8Work smarter, not harderCSC32::MORTONAliens, the snack food of CHAMPIONS!Fri Aug 02 1996 16:141
    Forget about the real work, just make your boss's numbers look good.
4759.9DensifyJOKUR::MACDONALDFri Aug 02 1996 17:342
    create smaller vacant offices
    
4759.10ConsultantsSALEM::HUGHES_MFri Aug 02 1996 17:454
    The people you hire to tell you all the things
    that your own people would tell you...........
    if you bothered to ask them!
    
4759.11tennis.ivo.dec.com::KAMKam WWSE 714/261.4133 DTN/535.4133 IVOFri Aug 02 1996 17:585
    No it's: The people you hire to tell you all the things
             that your own people ALREADY TOLD you...........
             if you bothered to VALUE THEIR INPUT.
    
    
4759.12SLTACISS2::CHRISMANFri Aug 02 1996 19:041
    So Little Thinking
4759.13paradigmDV780::RICHARDSONFri Aug 02 1996 19:452
    $ .20
    
4759.14paradigm shiftACISS2::CHRISMANFri Aug 02 1996 20:121
                                                                      $.20
4759.15TMSODIXIE::RREEVESFri Aug 02 1996 21:062
    
    				Junk!
4759.16DEC CultureMPGS::HAMNQVISTVideo servers eng.Fri Aug 02 1996 21:071
The kind of stuff that grows in old lunchboxes, in the fridge.
4759.17OptimistICS::KAHANEMon Aug 05 1996 19:421
    Digital employee that "brown bags" i.e., packs his/her lunch
4759.18HUMANENWD002::KASTENDICKMon Aug 05 1996 22:592
    ::DIGITAL
    
4759.19NWD002::KASTENDICKMon Aug 05 1996 23:032
     .... Not!
    
4759.20wow!NWD002::STINOGEROMon Aug 05 1996 23:053
    Why Joan! Do I detect a little cynicism in that note?
    
    Mike
4759.21expertSCASS1::SHOOKclear pattern of faulty recollectionTue Aug 06 1996 02:122
    
    Run of the mill individual from out of town.
4759.22BonusMPGS::HAMNQVISTVideo servers eng.Tue Aug 06 1996 14:341
Category "B" onus.
4759.23Ken OlsenBUSY::SLABGTI 16V - dust thy neighbor!!Tue Aug 06 1996 15:513
    
    	Run of the Mill individual of yesteryear.
    
4759.24BPSTOWOA::DEHEKTue Aug 06 1996 19:231
    Ran out of the mill individual of yesteryear.
4759.25Increasing RevenueACISS1::MCLEVENGERTue Aug 06 1996 21:232
    Due to budget cuts, the light at the end of the tunnel is being turned
    off...Effective immediately.                                   
4759.26Value PropositionMPOS02::BJAMESRide to Live, Live to RideTue Aug 06 1996 21:452
    The size of the Golden Parachute for those V.P.'s recently departed or
    the year end bonuses of the senior exec.'s
4759.27Value PropositionBIGUN::jrsvm.cao.dec.com::kleine::bakerFri Aug 09 1996 02:551
my $0.02 worth, take it or leave it
4759.28OxymoronWOTVAX::SHARKEYALoginN - even makes the coffee@Fri Aug 09 1996 10:404
    The idea of taking two words with opposing meanings and joining them to
    make a nice phrase.
    
    As iin "Army Intelligence" or "Digital Bonus" 
4759.29BIGQ::SILVAquince.ljo.dec.com/www/decplus/Fri Aug 09 1996 13:555
| <<< Note 4759.27 by BIGUN::jrsvm.cao.dec.com::kleine::baker >>>

| my $0.02 worth, take it or leave it

	You're going to give more than the bonus? :-)