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Conference 7.286::digital

Title:The Digital way of working
Moderator:QUARK::LIONELON
Created:Fri Feb 14 1986
Last Modified:Fri Jun 06 1997
Last Successful Update:Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:5321
Total number of notes:139771

3345.0. "What does TFSO mean?" by UTROP1::KOOIJMAN (LIFE IS HELL THEN YOU DIE) Wed Aug 24 1994 14:07

    
    Hi there in de US of A,
    
    
    What do the letters TFSO stand for.
    
    
    We in Europe get 'right sized' or are being 'offered packages' or 
    whatever euphemism we can find for sacking.
    
    
    Regards,
    
    
    Aad.
                              
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3345.1TFSO means unemployment!PCBUOA::SWANEYEscape is never the safest pathWed Aug 24 1994 14:1311
    
    
    
    Transition Financial Support Option
    
    
    
    
    
    
    BS
3345.2Thanks for ...EPS::MAGNIin MerrimeccaWed Aug 24 1994 14:156
    
    RE: .1
    
    Thanks For Shoving Off
    
    
3345.3well, it had to happen to you evenutally..KUZZY::PELKEYLife, It aint for the sqeamish!Wed Aug 24 1994 14:3716
Amazing ,,,

you're just asking what TFSO means, and we've been living it 
for 3 years now....

Your badge DOES say DIGITAL right ?????

I understand there are some different laws regarding this accross the
pond, but this question, although quite honest in nature
does little for our (US based) morale...

In the long run though...

Good luck through the process,,, let's hope they can keep more of the
right people as you guys go through what we now know as a way of life!!
 
3345.4AXEL::FOLEYRebel without a ClueWed Aug 24 1994 14:497

	DIR/TITLE=TFSO probably would have given you the Sagans and Sagans
	of other "What does TFSO mean?" topics. (and the alternate
	meanings)

							mike
3345.5LARVAE::THAYER_SThomas spielt mit der Maus...Wed Aug 24 1994 14:5010
    Re .3
    
    Actually... we 'across the pond' have also been living it for three
    years now, thank you very much.
    
    Just because someone doesn't appreciate the meaning of the acronym
    doesn't imply unfamiliarity with the concept or process.
    
    Susi
    
3345.6 And so say all of us, susi! 8-{ SUBURB::POWELLMNostalgia isn't what it used to be!Wed Aug 24 1994 15:391
    
3345.7Hey, YOU !KETJE::SYBERTZMarc Sybertz@BRO - DTN 856-7572Wed Aug 24 1994 16:167
Rep. 3

How many other langage than english do *you* speak ?

Rep. 5 

Well said Susi ... 
3345.8FILTON::ROBINSON_MIt's only a flesh wound!Wed Aug 24 1994 16:3132
    TFSO is not only an acronym, but a euphemism.  The words within the
    acronym are not meaningful.  They are designed to obscure, mislead and
    'soften the blow'.
    
    This is something we have also suffered on this side of the pond. 
    English employment law has Redundancy as one of the methods by which an
    employer can terminate an employment contract.
    
    Redundancy has unpleasant emotional connotations, because it is an
    unpleasant emotional experience.  Hence Digital was amongst the first
    to start using euphemisms to obscure the meaning.  Firstly, people are
    called resources, not people.  Secondly, management started talking
    about Downsizing.  Once people figured out that this WAS Redundancy,
    the term changed to Rightsizing, again attempting to hide the problem
    and avoid the emotional impact.
    
    TFSO is the logical conclusion of this process of hiding, refusing to
    face unpleasantness.
    
    It is Political Correctness at its worst.
    
    Many if not all of the Management Communications inflicted upon us are
    absolutely crawling with deliberately vague, misleading terms.
    
    What on earth does 'leadership' and 'world-class' really mean?  These
    terms are used because they are so vague that they will be taken to
    mean whatever the reader wants them to mean.
    
    OK, temper tantrum over for the minute.
    
    Martin
    Campaign for precise use of Language!
3345.9QUARK::LIONELFree advice is worth every centWed Aug 24 1994 17:455
TFSO is, really, just the acronym/euphemism for the "package" that accompanies
the layoff.  However, we've come to use it as a verb for the layoff process
itself.

				Steve
3345.10GTFOSWAM2::BARNETTE_NENoter RepublicWed Aug 24 1994 17:461
    
3345.11TOKNOW::METCALFEEschew Obfuscatory MonikersWed Aug 24 1994 17:4820
.8 

Hear! Hear!  

I suppose there is a time and a place to use different phrases to soften
the blow ("passed away" not "died"), but there comes a time when people
just want to be told straight out.  Unfortunately, it seems there are more
people who are interested in doing just the opposite so that the straight
message is obfuscated.  It is a wonderous quality to be able to say so
much and mean so little.

Being "laid-off" isn't what it used to mean either, which was "when more
work is found to be done, you'll be called back."  We ain't gonna be called
back (most of us).

TSFO means termination of the relationship between employer and employee
(with ever-decreasing humanitarian cushions, which I believe are thankfully
still larger than required by law, even if smaller than previous packages).

Mark
3345.12TOOK::MORRISONBob M. LKG1-3/A11 226-7570Wed Aug 24 1994 18:209
> Being "laid-off" isn't what it used to mean either, which was "when more
> work is found to be done, you'll be called back."  We ain't gonna be called
> back (most of us).

  This is more or less what I was going to say. Digital doesn't formally call
these layoffs, as some other companies such as Raytheon used to, because 
"layoff" implies a temporary condition. It's clear that Digital has no inten-
tion of ever rehiring most of its laid-off people, no matter how prosperous
it becomes. And if any are rehired, they will be starting at square one. 
3345.13FiredBABAGI::CRESSEYWed Aug 24 1994 19:1719
    Re: 1.2
    
    OTOH, being "fired" doesn't mean what it used to mean, either.
    
    In the old days, being fired meant that you, specifically, as
    an individual, were no longer wanted on that job.  It was for
    unsubordination, incompetence, or severe misconduct.  The implication
    was that the empty slot created was going to be immediately filled.
    
    Today, people refer to someone as having been fired when they
    are let go because their job disappeared, not because they weren't
    a good employee.  I like the English phrase "declared Redundant",
    but othe replies in here suggest that that phrase is suffering the
    same fate as most phrases that describe something painful:  people
    are dreaming up substitutes for the phrase as if that would actually
    reduce the pain.
    
    Dave
    
3345.14KLAP::porterTemporary SignWed Aug 24 1994 19:568
>    Today, people refer to someone as having been fired when they
>    are let go because their job disappeared

Now there's another euphemism!

They don't "let" you go -- they damn well make sure you go !

:-)
3345.15BSS::C_BOUTCHERWed Aug 24 1994 23:241
    now a days TFSO = SNAFU covers it for me.
3345.16TOOK::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dog face)Thu Aug 25 1994 02:4713
re: .12, Bob

> if any are rehired, they will be starting at square one. 

Is this fact or conjecture? It's been 14 months or better (thank goodness)
since I've personally had to "present the package" to anyone, however I
was under the impression that anyone returning still did so under the
same circumstances as had been traditional (which really only means that
your retirement picks up where it left off - whatever vesting you had
does not need to be re-attained - vacation still goes back to 2 weeks
till your next five years ann., etc.)

-Jack
3345.17Hurt me! hurt me some more! 8*}PEKING::RICKETTSKnot so thunk as drinkle peep I amThu Aug 25 1994 08:3311
    Re. .13 >>reduce the pain.
    
      The last guy I saw 'made redundant' here wasn't suffering any pain.
    With thirteen years in the company, he was glad to be going, with a
    healthy payoff; 19 months salary I believe, the UK being on 1
    month/year + 3months in lieu of notice, + 3 months. They tried to do
    away with the latter three months, but found they couldn't, after being
    sued; though it is not widely advertised as being available. Said he
    thought he was getting out at the right time.
    
    Ken
3345.18Not an acronymCHEFS::SURPLICEKThu Aug 25 1994 10:104
    re: .5, .8, .9
    
    TFSO is not an acronym.  An acronym has to form a word, and can be
    pronounced.
3345.19Semantics,semantics and more semantics...HLDE01::VUURBOOM_RRoelof Vuurboom @ APD, DTN 829 4066Thu Aug 25 1994 11:1311
    
>    TFSO is not an acronym.  An acronym has to form a word, and can be
>    pronounced.
    
    Interesting...
    
    might I suggest that you revisit the semantics of respecitively
    "acronym", "word" and "pronounce" and come back and report your
    findings?
    
    re roelof
3345.20tiffso?HERON::BLOMBERGTrapped inside the universeThu Aug 25 1994 12:536
    
    I think TFSO is quite pronouncable, just like our old friends
    JFCL, JRST, ILDB and the rest ..  :-)
    
    /Ake
    
3345.21PLAYER::BROWNLA-mazed on the info Highway!Thu Aug 25 1994 13:265
    Actually, he's correct. TFSO is an abbreviation, as are IBM, HP, ATT,
    DCU etc, and DEC is an acronym, as are "words" like SNAFU, NAAFI and
    NASA.
    
    Laurie.
3345.22BSS::RONEYCharles RoneyThu Aug 25 1994 14:006
>    Actually, he's correct. TFSO is an abbreviation, as are IBM, HP, ATT,
>    DCU etc, and DEC is an acronym, as are "words" like SNAFU, NAAFI and
>    NASA.
    
	What does the SN stand for in SNAFU?

3345.23Situation NormalCSC32::M_POTTERAll she wants to do is dance...Thu Aug 25 1994 14:022
    SN = Situation Normal....
    
3345.24NOVA::FISHERTay-unned, rey-usted, rey-adyThu Aug 25 1994 14:037
    Situation Normal, All Fouled Up
    
    A number of variants exist, the above was in my Webster's Dictionary.
    
    Origins were claimed to be US Army, WWII.
    
    ed
3345.25acronymLGP30::FLEISCHERwithout vision the people perish (DTN 297-5780, MRO3-3/L16)Thu Aug 25 1994 14:1022
re Note 3345.21 by PLAYER::BROWNL:

>     Actually, he's correct. TFSO is an abbreviation, as are IBM, HP, ATT,
>     DCU etc, and DEC is an acronym, as are "words" like SNAFU, NAAFI and
>     NASA.
  
        It's really not that simple.  Obviously "NASA" is as much an
        abbreviation as "TFSO", but it's more easily pronounced. 
        "US", as for the "United States", clearly *is* pronounceable,
        but is never pronounced as a word.  

        According to the Random House unabridged dictionary, the
        definition of "acronym" says nothing about pronounceability. 
        It's definition of "acronym" fits any word formed from a
        sequence of initial letters -- *all* of your above examples
        are acronyms by this definition.

        (Or are you assuming that a "word" must be easily
        pronounced? "T-F-S-O" is, in fact, a pronunciation.)

        Bob
        (who would rather be discussing the DCU election)
3345.26LEDDEV::CHAKMAKJIANShadow Nakahar of ErebouniThu Aug 25 1994 14:1726

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Note 2238.42                   DEC 7th TFSO Delay?                      42 of 55
UECKER::CHAKMAKJIAN "Shadow Nakahar of Erebouni"     14 lines  10-DEC-1992 10:41
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After WWI it was called   Shell Shock
After WWII it was         Battle Fatigue
After the Korean War      Combat Stress Disorder
After Vietnam it was      Post Traumatic Stress Syndrome


The first Round was called Separation and Restructuring
The second round was called Transition and Redefining Business Goals
The third round was called Early Retirement and Strategic Planning
This time it is being called Headcount Reduction and Focus on Core Competencies 
Next time it will be called On-going Cyclical Resource Deallocation and
                                 Cohesive Application of Competitive Responses 
                                      with Metaphysical Certitude
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3345.27acronym (seconded)DYPSS1::DYSERTBarry - Custom Software DevelopmentThu Aug 25 1994 15:0312
3345.28There's more to the definition...ELMAGO::AWILLETOR U Green?Thu Aug 25 1994 15:4323
3345.29the "fortunate" ones think of it like thisCSC32::S_LEDOUXWant some cheese with that whine ?Thu Aug 25 1994 19:461
TFSO = Try For Success Outside
3345.30CAn you pronounce "cwm"?PASTIS::MONAHANhumanity is a trojan horseFri Aug 26 1994 08:1012
    re: .28
>WAC and LORAN are words which have understandable speach sounds, but TFSO is
>not understandable, at least not in terms of what is commonly understood as a word.
    
    	You are being rather insular in an international company. A Welsh
    person has no problem pronouncing "ll" as in "Llanelly", or in your own
    name, and a Finnish person has no problem in pronouncing the "kk"
    sound. On the other hand a word ending in a final "ac" like "WAC" is
    fairly uncommon in the English language. All examples I can think of at
    the moment have an "iac" ending (like insomniac) and the missing "i"
    could well confuse even a native English speaker when trying to
    pronounce it.
3345.31PLAYER::BROWNLA-mazed on the info Highway!Fri Aug 26 1994 09:4932
    RE: .25 and .26
    
    "US" (you-ess) isn't an acronym, it's an abbreviation unless you
    habitually pronounce it "us", as in "That ball belongs to us". In the
    same way DEC (deck) *is* an acronym and IBM (eye-bee-emm) is an
    abbreviation unless you habitually pronounce it "Ibbumm", which I
    doubt. TFSO, unless "tuhfussoh" is a recognisable word sound in English
    (which is isn't, it's far too awkward) is an abbreviation.
    
    Abbreviation: n; a letter, or a few letters used *for* a word or words,
                  as in Lat. for Latin, or A.D. for Anno Domini.
    
    Acronym:      n; a *word* made up from the first letters of the name of
                  something, especially an organisation (such as NATO from
                  North Atlantic Tresty Organisation).
    
    Word:         n; a vocal sound or a combination of articulate and
                  vocal sounds, uttered by the human voice, and accepted as
                  expressing an idea or ideas; THE LETTER OR COMBINATION OF 
                  LETTERS WHICH REPRESENT SUCH A SOUND.
    
    I submit therefore, that "tuhfussoh" is not recognisable as an English
    word and therefore TFSO is not an acronym, but an abbreviation. To back
    that assertion up, I'll bet that the vast majority of people who use
    the letter combination TFSO, pronounce it "tee-eff-ess-oh", *not*
    "tuhfussoh".
    
    Oh and Dave, nice rathole (but not as good as this one), but I think
    that for the purposes of this discussion we can restrict ourselves to
    English or American and the associated pronunciations!
    
    Cheers, Laurie.
3345.32LGP30::FLEISCHERwithout vision the people perish (DTN 297-5780, MRO3-3/L16)Fri Aug 26 1994 11:2816
re Note 3345.31 by PLAYER::BROWNL:

>     ... I'll bet that the vast majority of people who use
>     the letter combination TFSO, pronounce it "tee-eff-ess-oh", *not*
                                   ^^^^^^^^^
>     "tuhfussoh".
    
        Since, by your own admission, it is pronounced, then by even
        your logic it is an acronym!

        Bob

        (Another common, but not universal, characteristic of an
        abbreviation, but never an acronym,  is that it is written
        with a period or periods, e.g., "Dr." or "U.S." or
        "S.E.A.L.")
3345.33How do you say P-E-D-A-N-T ?CHEFS::BUXTONRFri Aug 26 1994 12:411
    Bucko...
3345.34Ack, Ack (cough)BABAGI::CRESSEYFri Aug 26 1994 13:194
    PEDANT:   Person Eroding Digital Assets (on) Notesfile Trivia.
    
    Dave
    
3345.35PTOS01::W3ANX::ANESTISW3ANX - APOLLO, PA. -FN00Fri Aug 26 1994 19:031
	TFSO: The Flying Saucer Option!
3345.36Enough NONSENSE already!SX4GTO::WANNOORSat Aug 27 1994 22:157
    I don't believe the intent of the basenoter was to end with a thesis
    written whether TFSO is an acronym or whatever!
    
    Typical irrelevant rathole!!!
    
    How about revisiting the essence of this discussion?
    
3345.37For some, TFSO is a new beginning...GJOVAX::VTXWed Sep 07 1994 20:265
    For some of us who have received the 'package', TFSO means an
    opportunity to get out of a non-productive, inevitable environment and
    start fresh.  Life on the other side of the TFSO is pretty good, and
    quite a bit less stressful.  After 10 years at Digital, I bid a fond
    farewell!
3345.38NOVA::CAMERONThu Sep 08 1994 19:274
The Final Software Organization....

		       (not original, forgot where I heard it)
3345.39TOOK::MORRISONBob M. LKG1-3/A11 226-7570Thu Sep 08 1994 21:415
  Re snafu: There actually are three of these; the other two are:

tarfu = things are really fouled up (I very rarely see this)
fubar = fouled up beyond all recognition (sometimes spelled "foobar" and often
  used as a placeholder for node names etc. in manuals)
3345.40TriviataTOKNOW::METCALFEEschew Obfuscatory MonikersFri Sep 09 1994 15:146
>fubar = fouled up beyond all recognition (sometimes spelled "foobar" and often
>  used as a placeholder for node names etc. in manuals)

Not in my manuals.  My editor flagged it as being possibly offensive
because the acronym is sometimes expanded with a different word
than "fouled."  Foobar is on the wane in corporate amerika.
3345.41WLDBIL::KILGOREDCU 3Gs -- fired but not forgottenFri Sep 09 1994 16:035
    
.40>  Foobar is on the wane in corporate amerika.
    
    Blame it on fascist, humor-impaired editors.
    
3345.42ODIXIE::LUBERI have a Bobby Cox dart boardFri Sep 09 1994 16:181
    Actually, you cleaned the expression up a bit for our delicate ears.
3345.43HLFS00::CHARLESchasing running applicationsFri Sep 09 1994 19:426
    re.40
    Does this mean we can't use RTFM anymore as well??
    
    What's this company coming to?!?!
    08-)
    Charles Mallo
3345.44;-)DECWET::FARLEEInsufficient Virtual um...er....Fri Sep 09 1994 22:025
>    Does this mean we can't use RTFM anymore as well??

What's wrong with "Read That FINE Manual"???
    
3345.45Educate the ignorant.PFSVAX::MCELWEEOpponent of OppressionSat Sep 10 1994 03:447
    	I thought it meant Read The Functions Manual ;-).
    
    	Properly phrased, the inferred RTFM meaning should be appended to
    include "RTFM, sir!...in order to avoid offensive confusion!
    
    Phil_who_is_not_always_tactful.
    
3345.46 How do you spell that? DEMON::PILGRM::BAHNCuriouser and Curiouser ...Sat Sep 10 1994 15:237
      I've always liked RYFM ... where the Y is YOUR.  It's a 
      little closer to being something that english speaking 
      people can pronounce.

      Terry

3345.47RTFM1::OSTMANThe NICE Doctor :-)Sat Sep 10 1994 18:475
    
    Well I can't see why RTFM should be a problem. No one complained
    so far... ;-)
    
    /Kjell
3345.48Some people have vivid imaginationsWELSWS::HILLNIt's OK, it'll be dark by nightfallMon Sep 12 1994 08:322
    I don't see a problem with using RTFM, especially when dealing with
    Fortran
3345.49FUBAR explainedPASTIS::MONAHANhumanity is a trojan horseMon Sep 12 1994 09:0114
    	As a minor sideline, FUBAR is the Failed UniBus Address Register
    which can be found on any VAX 11/780.
    
    	If the VAX tried to access an address via its UniBus adapter then
    there was a possiblity that there would be a timeout on the UniBus,
    either because of a hardware fault or because the address was not
    present in that configuration.
    
    	The VAX would not be waiting for this timeout - it would be
    continuing with other instructions. As a result, when the UniBus
    eventually timed out the request, it had to generate in interrupt. For
    the convenience of the interrupt service routine whose main job was
    error logging, it would save the address of the failed access in the
    FUBAR so that it could easily be logged in the error log.
3345.50Or have we mislaid JOYOFLEX???WELSWS::HILLNIt's OK, it'll be dark by nightfallMon Sep 12 1994 09:454
    >...FUBAR ... which can be found on any VAX 11/780.
    
    Surely you meant to say that "FUBAR can be found on every VAX 11/780"?
                                                        ^^^^^
3345.51GLDOA::SHOOKstandby - the wild night is callingMon Sep 12 1994 14:116
    
    It has been a while, but my recollection is that the FUBAR was
    appropriately named because it often pointed to a red herring due
    to latching limitations.
    
    bill
3345.52RFUSPECXN::WITHERSBob WithersTue Sep 13 1994 21:217
How about from my KL10 Maintenance Guide Volume II:

Name	Type	Description
-------------------------------
DX2RFU	[CHK]	PHYX2 - ERROR RECOVERY CONFUSED

in the TOPS-20 error information section
3345.53TAMRC::LAURENTHal Laurent @ COPTue Sep 13 1994 23:5515
re: .52

>How about from my KL10 Maintenance Guide Volume II:
>
>Name	Type	Description
>-------------------------------
>DX2RFU	[CHK]	PHYX2 - ERROR RECOVERY CONFUSED

My all-time favorite error message still has to be one of the ones from an 
ancient Digital Research Pascal compiler:

    Compiler too confused to continue

Would that more error messages were that honest. :-)

3345.54Another favorite from the days of yore...WLW::KIERMy grandchildren are the NRA!Wed Sep 14 1994 02:4012
    Re: .52, .53

    My favorite comes from the period after they replaced the
    switches/lights panel for the RDC panel on my customer's PDP 11/70
    IAS system while we we're fighting a random hang state.  The
    system manager got so furious he kicked the CPU right in the new
    RDC panel - the LA36 console sputtered with the familiar sound of
    a system crash - we looked at the printout...
    
    Kernel APRs Clobbered

	Mike
3345.55WEORG::SCHUTZMANBonnie Randall SchutzmanWed Sep 14 1994 12:427
    My favorite was from one of the TDMS field tests:
    
    -F-TDMS-NFW, operation not allowed.
    
    I think that one got changed before the product shipped, though.
    
    --bonnie
3345.56Would you want your phone number here?JRFVAX::HODGESWed Sep 14 1994 12:433
    Some of the PDP-8s used to print a person's name and phone number.
    
    Error; contact Joe Blow @999-999-9999.
3345.57KLAP::porterthis never happened to Pablo PicassoWed Sep 14 1994 12:465
	RSX-11M's directive error -69. was

	IE.NFW, path lost to partner

3345.58Favorite Error MessageBABAGI::CRESSEYWed Sep 14 1994 12:566
This one was from SOUP (SOftware UPdate), a TOPS-10 based code management
system from about 1969.  The message:

	La banda esta borracha.

Dave
3345.59KNOUT::WARNERIt's only work if they make you do itWed Sep 14 1994 13:123
    One that may not exist, but should:
    
    	Stop doing that!
3345.60TAMRC::LAURENTHal Laurent @ COPWed Sep 14 1994 13:149
Back in the 70's the RT-11 HELP command had a special response hardcoded such
that if you typed:

    HELP ME

the response was something like:

    There is no help for you

3345.61AOS/VS anyone?BROKE::GEEWIZ::BOURQUARDDebWed Sep 14 1994 13:517
At the operating system command line:

XYZZY

response:

Nothing happens.
3345.62SOS editorWMOIS::SWEENEYMichael Sweeney @WMOWed Sep 14 1994 14:073
	The SOS editor had a command MAKE which you used to create a new
	file.  If you entered MAKE LOVE it would respond with "Not War?".
	It would then proceed to create the file called LOVE.
3345.63ROWLET::AINSLEYLess than 150 kts. is TOO slow!Wed Sep 14 1994 14:215
re: .62

TECO did that long before SOS.

Bob
3345.64some others ...BASLG1::WOODWed Sep 14 1994 14:2421
    A friend working on some ICL kit saw an error message number that he
    didn't recognise (the meaning not the actual number obviously!) so he
    looked it up in the manual - The message the machine was trying to
    convey to him was "Ho hum, Nothing to do". I liked that ... 
    
    Another, perhaps apocryphal, story involved some programmer writing a
    program (as they are won't to do, on occasions) and coming across an
    error condition. On asking his manager, who we shall call Mr X, about
    what to do he was told that as it was never going to happen he could
    ignore it. The programmer insisted he should check it and a minor
    argument ensued, whereby the manager bet the programmer a pint that it
    would never happen ...
    
    Imagine the quizzical looks the error message must have produced on the
    faces of the users who were greeted with
    
    "Mr X. owes me a pint"
    
    ...
    
    
3345.65Oops!WMOIS::SWEENEYMichael Sweeney @WMOWed Sep 14 1994 14:293
	RE: .63

	Actually, I couldn't remember if it was TECO or SOS, so I picked SOS.
3345.66SMURF::STRANGESteve Strange - DEC OSF/1 DCE/DFSWed Sep 14 1994 15:188
    re: .62
    
    Even the not-special-cased error from unix make is somewhat amuzing:
    
    strange@squeeze> make love
    Make:  Don't know how to make love.  Stop.
    
    	Steve
3345.67since we're down a rathole anyway...DYPSS1::DYSERTBarry - Custom Software DevelopmentWed Sep 14 1994 16:479
3345.68KLAP::porterthis never happened to Pablo PicassoWed Sep 14 1994 17:245
And back to the base note...

	*tfso$$
	?SRH  Search failure "o"
	*
3345.69TECO knows DEC...SPECXN::LEITZbutch leitzThu Sep 15 1994 16:396

  *employee$$
  ?IEC Illegal E character
  *

3345.70jeez, this almost makes sense...!SPECXN::LEITZbutch leitzThu Sep 15 1994 16:407

  *manager$$
  ?NFO No file for output
  *


3345.71the operation was a success but the patient diedWRKSYS::SCHUMANNUHF computersThu Sep 22 1994 01:474
...the last in a string of error messages...
...
%CC-F-SUCCESS  Normal successful completion

3345.74dittoMSBCS::MSD623::GlicklerSheldon (Shelly) 293-5026Thu Sep 22 1994 19:015
ditto.  If its something that you must "apologize for" witht he original 
message then its a good bet that the message should never have been sent 
in the first place.

Shelly
3345.75I think America is INNOCENT till proven guilty, isn't it?DPDMAI::EYSTERSeems Ah'm dancin' with cactus...Fri Sep 23 1994 15:5242
>ditto.  If its something that you must "apologize for" witht he original 
>message then its a good bet that the message should never have been sent 
>in the first place.
    
    "Y'all must be guilty, or they wouldn'ta charged y'all, now would they,
    Mr. King?  We don't much like your type 'round here..."
    
    No, it's more like this...someone got offended (there's ALWAYS 1 person
    out of the 85k at Digital that will be offended by any given note). 
    They communicate they're offended to the noter and, the noter being a
    general good Joe, apologizes for inadvertantly offending them and deletes 
    the note, no fuss.
    
    It's just good human relations.  You're offended by something I said,
    EVEN THOUGH I DIDN'T MEAN TO, I'll apologize because I never meant to
    offend you and am truly sorry you were pained by whatever I said EVEN
    IF I STILL DON'T BELIEVE IT WAS OFFENSIVE AND IT WASN'T INTENDED!
    
    I got a long note passed from one of my favorite mods (:^]) that was
    sent by another Digit.  They complained severely about a subject title
    in a note offending their ethnicity.  The subject title was supposed to
    be a simple word twist.  They never specified exactly WHAT about it
    offended them ( I had to guess for 5 minutes and if it's what I THINK
    they were thinking they need to wash out their mind with soap).
    
    Regardless, I changed the title (ignored the mod's long-winded
    tsk-tsk), and sent a nice note to the offendee stating I didn't mean to
    offend, had complied with their requests, was sorry, etc.  Never heard
    a thing back.
    
    Personally, I tend to think most of my fellow Digits are nice people,
    pretty unbiased, and aren't out to get me.  Thus, I don't read every
    entry/subject with the firm belief the noter's a prejuidiced,
    obnoxious, sadistic a**hole out to hurt my feelings.  Must be a fairly
    miserable way to go through each day.
    
    								Tex
    
    (Who is NOT a Klan member, John Bircher, White Supremacist, Male
    Chauvinist Pig, English-Firster, Anti-Gay, Staunch Political Anything,
    Hunter, Fur Wearer, Moonie, Geraldo-Watcher or anything else 
    anyone out there would probably much disapprove of. :^])
3345.76Apology NOT acceptedTAVIS::BARUCHin the land of milk and honeySat Sep 24 1994 12:5313
Re 3345.72  

>        With apologies to my fellow Israelis.

This Israeli does not accept the tongue-in-cheek apology!  If you really are an
Israeli and/or Jew, you should know better than to make insensitive comments
based on this most sensitive of subjects.

I suggest that you at least withdraw the note.

Shalom 
Baruch

3345.77Callach ?SCAPAS::GUINEO::MOOREI'll have the rat-on-a-stickSat Sep 24 1994 16:309
    
    > .76
    
    RE: .72 - I withdrew the comment on the same day it wss posted.  You
              must be saving them for later reading.  I apologize. It was
    	      aimed at DEC in general.
    
    Sh'ma Yisrael, Adonai elohenu, Adonai echad,
    Baruch H'shem kevot  malchuto  le olam vaed.
3345.78Calm again & smiling.....TAVIS::BARUCHin the land of milk and honeySun Sep 25 1994 06:3111
    Re .77     Amen.  Received and understood.
    
    Yes, I use RNU and skim the note headings for those I may want to read,
    and on a rare occasion may answer.   Your .72 heading caught my
    attention, and wrath.  It is not the first time that I have read a note
    some time after it was deleted.  
    
    Oh well, back to work!
    
    Shalom v hag sameuch
    Baruch
3345.79(;^)TNPUBS::PAINTERPlanet CrayonFri Sep 30 1994 16:575
    
    I always rather wished that the VAXnotes people would have put in
    something clever for a response to the command:
    
    	OPEN SESAME
3345.80RANGER::CLARKFri Sep 30 1994 19:0211
re .79:

The developers obviously felt they weren't clever enough to come up with the
"ultimate" response. What they did do, however, was to allow each system manager
to customize a response to that command which could be reasonably guaranteed to
please or annoy (depending on the SM's attitude) a reasonably high percentage of
the Notes users on the local system (after all, who knows the local users better
- the system manager or the Notes developers?).

All that's required is to create a conference in NOTES$LIBRARY and call it
SESAME. Add a clever conference announcement and off you go. :^)
3345.81Pretty obviousZENDIA::FLEMMINGWed Oct 12 1994 09:185
    I guess my favorite response in this area was from a program which was
    really developed as a quick and dirty data conversion utility which
    replied to the "help" command:
    
    "Commands do pretty much what you'd expect."
3345.82Policy on TFSO to rtn to Digital ???GLDOA::JAQUAYThu Jan 12 1995 14:378
    I'm not quite sure where best to ask this question and I don't remember
    seeing and specifics on this before so I jumped into this TFSO note...
    
    Does anyone know the time requirements for a TFSO'd employee to stay 
    out of the company before attempting to return and apply for a
    (newspaper advertised) opening. My friend does not recall nor can he
    find anything that he signed that covered this.
    Floyd
3345.83TNPUBS::F_SULLIVANThu Jan 12 1995 14:523
    My quess is the length of the TFSO package he/she got. I seem to
    remember some of my TFSOed friends saying this.
    
3345.84the circle of lifeDYPSS1::DYSERTBarry - Custom Software DevelopmentThu Jan 12 1995 14:544
3345.85It was a year...KOOLIT::FARINAThu Jan 12 1995 15:0424
    Well, things change, but when I was a supervisor and went through TFSO
    with several people, I had to sign the "standard" exit interview
    paperwork on whether you would rehire this employee.  Then ('92) the
    rule was that you could not be rehired for 1 year from termination
    date.  That meant, back then, 9 weeks (for the first round I went
    through) and 1 year from your TFSO date.  We later wanted to hire
    someone back as a contractor, but had to wait a year (it probably
    depends on the manager's clout combined with the VP's clout combined
    with the technical abilities - engineers come back as contractors
    faster, it seems).  I have no idea if that's still what's happening. 
    It doesn't sound like it, in some cases.  But if it is, the last
    package I knew of was x weeks continuous pay, so it would be x weeks
    plus one year.
    
    Good luck to your friend!  Oh, by the way, it was up to the
    supervisor/manager to see that copies of that paperwork went to the
    employee, and because of all the stress, a lot of people might not have
    thought of it.  All I could think was that I'd want copies of every
    single thing I had to sign if I were being TFSOd, so I tried to make
    copies of everything for the people I had to "lay off."  I don't
    remember if I always succeeded, though.
    
    
    Susan
3345.86It was 6 months for someLOCH::SOJDAThu Jan 12 1995 16:0410
    Quoting from the TFSO letter that I got in December of 1992...
    
    	Employee agrees that Employee will not be eligible for
    	re-employment for a period ending on the last day of the
    	Period represented by the lump sum or the six month
    	anniversary of the Termination Date, whichever comes later.
    
    I also know of at least one person who left the company during this
    round who came back as a contractor before the 6 months were up.  I do
    not know what kind of difficulty there was to make this happen.
3345.87Its all relativeKOALA::HAMNQVISTReorg cityThu Jan 12 1995 17:148
   Perhaps there is a difference if you come back as an independent
   contractor versus coming via one of the agencies. In the latter,
   depending on how things are arranged, you may actually be employed
   by the agency, not by Digital, and just located on DEC property.

   Isn't that what we are doing with all our tech writers?

   >Per
3345.88Tech writer for hire. ;-)TOKNOW::METCALFEEschew Obfuscatory MonikersThu Jan 12 1995 18:438
.86> quoting from Digital paperwork

>"six month anniversary"

I know of only 12-month anniversaries, since the "Ann" of anniversary means
"year."  Any latin students know of the latin term for month? 

(sorry folks)
3345.89NEMAIL::FISHERThu Jan 12 1995 18:515
    The current TFSO paperwork as of 9 Jan 95 says 6 months, but I also 
    know of someone who was hired back much sooner. So as someone said
    its who you know.
    
    Saul
3345.90... Luniversary? ...ANGST::BECKPaul BeckThu Jan 12 1995 18:521
    (Sounds like a college in Minnesota.)
3345.91TINCUP::KOLBEWicked Wench of the WebThu Jan 12 1995 21:0210
I suspect it's more a case of how stupidly the layoffs
were done. I'm seeing a lot of formerly TFSO'd phone 
support people back as contracters. Seems they laid off
way too many support folk and when they went to contract
agencies to hire the only availbe people with the right
skills were the Deccies that had been laid off. liesl

p.s. The rumor I've heard is that Paget's leave taking
is somehow associated with the mishandled layoffs. maybe
he was the whipping boy. 
3345.92Latin ILOCH::SOJDAFri Jan 13 1995 01:039
    RE: .88
    
    Let's see, this goes back to 10th grade but if I still remember
    correctly...
    
    	Month = Mens
    
    
    Larry
3345.93TOKNOW::METCALFEEschew Obfuscatory MonikersFri Jan 13 1995 11:408
>    	Month = Mens

Makes more sense than luna(r) [moon], though that was good for another
pun (lunatic).  Sorry for the rathole.  Well, no I'm not.  I'll rathole
this again in a month on the Mensiversary of this note.  (Say, isn't that
sexist?  Never understood some words: womenapause and hisnias, for example.)

*<|%^D
3345.94and I thot I'd never find a use for having to learn this stuffHELIX::SKALTSISDebFri Jan 13 1995 16:004
    actually, I think that "mens" is greek for moon, whereas "menses" is
    latin for month (luna is latin for moon). 
    
    Deb
3345.95PERFOM::WIBECANGoing on an AlphaquestFri Jan 13 1995 19:034
The MIT motto is "mens et manus" (I may have that misspelled), meaning "minds
and hands," nothing to do with the moon (unless MIT folk are lunatics).  :-)

						Brian
3345.96Mens sana in corpore sano?BHAJEE::JAERVINENOra, the Old Rural AmateurMon Jan 16 1995 06:461
    
3345.97same sounding word in two different languagesHELIX::SKALTSISDebMon Jan 16 1995 08:316
    RE: .95
    
    "Mens et manus" is Latin; "mens" does mean mind in Latin, but
    "mens"(spelt with greek characters, of course) means moon is Greek! 
    
    Deb
3345.98What is latin for "rathole?"PERFOM::WIBECANGoing on an AlphaquestMon Jan 16 1995 12:1119
.97>    RE: .95
.97>    
.97>    "Mens et manus" is Latin; "mens" does mean mind in Latin, but
.97>    "mens"(spelt with greek characters, of course) means moon is Greek! 

Yes, but from .88:

.88> I know of only 12-month anniversaries, since the "Ann" of anniversary means
.88> "year."  Any latin students know of the latin term for month? 

So, the original question was seeking the Latin term.  I was merely providing
evidence that, even if "mens" means "month" in Greek, "mens" is not the
requested Latin term for month.

(Of course, in English, "mens" is a malformed (missing apostrophe) possesive
version of the plural for "man," or a re-pluraled plural of "man," but nobody
asked about English.)  :-)

						Brian
3345.99NITMOI::BROWNMon Jan 16 1995 12:519
Hi,

   Has the notification policy changed for what the co. requires
for notification for an employee that is moving on?

  I heard that it is now 2 weekd notice for all empoyees..

   
3345.100CSOA1::LENNIGDave (N8JCX), MIG, @CYOMon Jan 16 1995 16:3119
    VTX ORANGEBOOK
    	1 New/Revised Policies
    	    1 Summary of Changes
    
    reveals...
    
    6.01     Termination - Replaces pages 3 and 4.  Proper Notice is no
             longer Required by Terminating Employees.  Proper Notice is
             Requested when an employee terminates.  This change brings
             this policy in line with 2.01 Employment, as it relates to
             "Terms of Employment".
    
    Policy 2.01, under "Term of Employment" now says
    
     TERM OF EMPLOYMENT
    
     | Either the employee or the company may terminate the employment
     | relationship at any time, with or without cause and with or without
     | notice.
3345.101KLAP::porterwho the hell was in my room?Mon Jan 16 1995 16:408
Jeez - do I correctly interpret that as meaning that
they can just say "your job just ended" and your salary
stops at that instant?   

If so.. ah, it's good to see a return to solid 
Victorian values!


3345.102NITMOI::BROWNMon Jan 16 1995 17:5723
 Thank you,

  It looks like the polite (used to be responsible) way of letting
  your manager know that you are looking, have a good prospect
  or whatever, just may get you terminated before you expect ...

  It looks like whoever is left to take over the responsibilties
  should not expect any warning that they are going to get alot
  of added work. No transitional period of training either.

  Well, since this is the way that DEC wants it it's
  not the departing person's responsibiltiy..
 
  Wow! Things just got a WHOLE lot more serious...
   

  Thanks again,
   
  Dave
  
   
  
3345.103HELIX::SKALTSISDebTue Jan 17 1995 21:0919
 .98
    
    >Yes, but from .88:
>
>.88> I know of only 12-month anniversaries, since the "Ann" of anniversary means
>88> "year."  Any latin students know of the latin term for month? 
>
>So, the original question was seeking the Latin term.  I was merely providing
>evidence that, even if "mens" means "month" in Greek, "mens" is not the
>requested Latin term for month.
    
    At the risk of digging this rathole any deeper, I answered the origonal
    question in .95; the latin word is "menses".
    
    If you go back and read .95 (or better yet, the string from .88 to .95)
    I think that you will find that the origonal question was answered and
    the additional stuff was not out-of-context.
    
    Deb
3345.104And now a word from our rathole...PHDVAX::LUSKRon Lusk--[org-name of the week here]Tue Jan 17 1995 22:338
    re: .103
    
    The nominative singular (dictionary) form is "mensis", plural is
    "menses". Mensiversary might be the term sought, although my wife and I
    celebrated our "moon-iversary" every month (or so) for the first few
    years we were married.
    
    [We now return you to the terror of contemporary employment...]
3345.105Pendulums swing, though.TOKNOW::METCALFEEschew Obfuscatory MonikersWed Jan 18 1995 15:203
>    [We now return you to the terror of contemporary employment...]

How succinct!