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Conference quark::mennotes-v1

Title:Topics Pertaining to Men
Notice:Archived V1 - Current file is QUARK::MENNOTES
Moderator:QUARK::LIONEL
Created:Fri Nov 07 1986
Last Modified:Tue Jan 26 1993
Last Successful Update:Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:867
Total number of notes:32923

788.0. "Idea's on a bachelor party!" by LUDWIG::DYSON (CALM, COOL AND COLLECTED) Wed Apr 22 1992 10:16

	Gentlemen,

	  A friend of mine is getting married soon, so a few of us guy's
	are going to throw him a bachelor party. I'm having it catered
	and definitely some entertainment, do any of you out there have any 
	input on some idea's? I was thinking of getting a few girls and 
	have a mud wrestling contest, wet T-shirt contest, something in
	that nature, something different. It's not for a few months so I'll
	have plenty of time to get it prepared.

						Dice

					
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788.1Boston PhoenixASDG::SCARBOROUGHWed Apr 22 1992 11:1310
    
    
      Check the Boston Phoenix.  The have advertisements in the adult 
    section under escort services for Bachelors parties.  You name it
    and they'll be able to get it.  They'll also be able to offer 
    some very good suggestions!
    
                    Carl S.
    
    
788.2TRODON::SIMPSONAt last! No more bunny food!Wed Apr 22 1992 11:222
Search back a bit - bachelor parties have been discussed earlier in this 
conference.
788.3QUARK::LIONELFree advice is worth every centWed Apr 22 1992 13:126
Maybe you can find a creative use for those exces's apostrophe's. :-)

Yes, bachelor parties have been discussed here and also in the WEDDINGS
conference.

				Steve
788.4Rent a Limo-Bus, not an EscortMAGEE::SKOWRONEKWed Apr 22 1992 13:5722
    
    RE: a few back,
    
    Carl had mentioned contacting an Escort Service ---Unless you are
    planning on spending *alot* of money, I would not go this route --
    Escorts get upwards of $150 - $200 per HOUR!!  There is a baloon place
    in either Shrewsbury or Westboro that recomends certain strippers -- I
    have only been to parties where they were Male, I would think that they
    have female "dancers" also, but they are expensive.
    
    I have a friend who has given a few Bachelor Parties, but did not go
    the stripper route (gets to be old hat after a while).  What he did was
    rent a Limo/bus and had all the guys chip in for the cost and then they
    all went into Boston and went Bar-Hopping.  The Limo-bus was huge, had
    a stereo system, bathroom, t.v., etc.  I went to a Bachelorette party
    very similar to this and we all had a blast -- we went to about 10 bars
    in Boston, and we didn't have to worry about driving, parking, etc.
    
    Just an idea --- let us know what you decide to do -- I'm curious . . .
    
    Debby
    
788.5BananaSALEM::KUPTONKEN IN ROUGHWed Apr 22 1992 15:076
    Rent a Turtle Bus. Carries about 20. Take your friend to the Golden
    Banana in Saugus. Call ahead of time and arrange for one of the
    strippers to pay periously close attention to the groom to be. It will
    cost a bit extra but he'll never forget it...8^).
    
    Ken
788.6finally a REAL bachelor partyHEYYOU::ZARLENGAyo Grendel, this yer broom?Wed Apr 22 1992 15:473
    re:.0
    
    Dice, I want an invitation.  :^)
788.7AIMHI::RAUHI survived the Cruel SpaThu Apr 23 1992 14:1922
    Rent a super stretch limo or call a limo service and rent a van. I have
    done a number of these myself as a part time chauffeur. The groom
    or a guest usually has stomach problems and if you rent something
    expensive, its going to cost you expensive money to clean it up. So
    rent a van with rubber mats and your set.

    Personally, I would pass on the drunken bozo routines, and have a quite
    dinner with little drinking, among some very very close friends. And
    pass the working woman routine. Esp in a day of special social crouch
    rot things you don't want to spread. 

    I remember driving thru the zone for a batch party. They wanted to pick 
    up diseased women and men. I told the gang about the problems with it
    all. And I refused to get out of the car and get involved with their
    activities. No way am I gonna get caught by an undercover cop.
    
    I think If I could do it agian. I would do the dinner, quitly, with the
    best man and the ushers of the wedding party. Or just the best man.
    Its safe, its quite, and there is no suprises some months down the
    road.
    
    Peace
788.8DELNI::STHILAIREon the bright side of the roadThu Apr 23 1992 14:224
    re .7, good idea!
    
    Lorna
    
788.9Thanks!:)AIMHI::RAUHI survived the Cruel SpaThu Apr 23 1992 14:241
    
788.10BRADOR::HATASHITAHard wear engineerThu Apr 23 1992 15:148
    Your suggestion sounds more like a wake than a bachelor party, George. 
    This is appropriate for the impending end-of-life-worth-living of the
    groom but is far too tame for those who attend bachelor parties to
    toast the misfortune of the poor guy.
    
    Life is too short and the opportunity to see buddy get arrested too
    few.  I say go nuts.  You have, however, gone too far if you wake up
    the next morning with an obscenity tattooed to your forehead.
788.11AIMHI::RAUHI survived the Cruel SpaThu Apr 23 1992 15:3015
    Sorry that it sounds like a wake. Guess its from age that I posture my
    suggestions. And from seeing too many of the barf out bachelor
    parties. I figured that its best safe than saying,"Hun I am
    sorry....but...." I have cleaned my share of rubber mats with rubber
    gloves. 

    Poor guy? Nooo.. I don't think so. Sides. Why make the little lady
    worry about something that should not happen anyhow. Its a issue of
    trust. Not temptation. Be a man, have sex with this diseased man or
    woman? Your call friend not mine. Its your life, not mine. Its your
    disease not mine.
    
    
    Peace
    
788.12TIMBER::DENISEM disgusted over unNhibited cowsThu Apr 23 1992 15:574
    
    	you only live once....
    
    	go with all the gusto you can muster....!!!!!
788.13IAMOK::MITCHELLdespite dirty deals despicableThu Apr 23 1992 17:1711
   	re .7


		what's crouch rot ?





		kits
788.14TIMBER::DENISEM disgusted over unNhibited cowsThu Apr 23 1992 17:195
    
    	it's when you hunker down low enough and your patootie touches 
    	the moss on the couch...
    
    	it's a terminal thing
788.15GIDDAY::MORETTIBorn free...Taxed to deathTue Apr 28 1992 10:4011
    
    Used ta be spelt "crutch rot" but you damn Yankies always did spell
    things funny.
    
    As fer the party...go nuts, I didn't an' I regretted it 'til my next
    one when I did go nuts.
    
    Do the poor guy a favour an' get him a one way ticket to Alaska and
    save his poor hide.
    
    CRIM