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Title:Movie Reviews and Discussion
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Created:Thu Jan 28 1993
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Number of topics:1249
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113.0. "HOLLYWOOD VOMITORIUM" by ASDG::GASSAWAY (Insert clever personal name here) Fri Apr 02 1993 02:07

OK, who is it that most makes you want to run screaming for the the 
emergency exit?

I'll start.

Men
---

1. Michael Douglas - Instant voyage to the porcelain tuba.  Not only
unpleasant to look at, but unpleasant to listen to, and stars in mush
features to boot.

2. Jean Claude Van Damme - Obviously has taken too many kicks to the 
head.

3. Sylvester Stallone - Duuuuuhhhhh, Adraine, I lost my brain in round 5...

4. Bruce Willis - Why is this person famous?  Does he have some sort of
talent that I missed?

5. Patrick Swayze - Should have stayed as a dancer, that way he could
mesh with the background decor and we could get on with our lives.


WOMEN
-----

1. Madonna - The most overexposed nether regions in history.  And the
absolute WORST movies.

2. Kathleen Turner - Something about her is like nails on a chalkboard.
War of the Roses was a painful experience for me.

3. Sharon Stone - I was rooting for Melina even before Basic Instinct came
out.  

4. Julia Roberts - I don't care if she's tall and has nice hair, I'd rather
watch my begonia tubers sprout.

5. Cindy Crawford - Does this woman have a personality?

I'll think of more as they irritate my nerve endings...

Lisa
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113.112035::RIVERSmay this vale be my silver lining.Fri Apr 02 1993 12:5613
    Well, save for Madonna, none of these people come close to making me
    physically ill, and even Madonna doesn't hold that kind of bad magic
    over me.  If you just want to talk "People in the Movies Who Irritate
    Me", I'll nominate two women who's voices drive me nuts (not in a good
    sense,either):
    
    1. Rosie Perez
    
    2. Melanie Griffith
    
    I am glad I will always have the option of not listening to them speak.
    
    kim
113.225415::MAIEWSKIFri Apr 02 1993 15:1817
  I find that it really depends more on the character than on the actor. There
are actors who have played parts that I've really liked a lot and then they
have played other characters that I hated intensely.

  For example, the character played by Susan Surandon was great in Bull Durham
but a real turn off in Lorenzo's Oil. Ryan O'Neil nearly made me sick in Love
Story but he was great in Paper Moon. Richard Gear (yes I know I'm spelling
all these names wrong) has done some terrible stuff, but his performance
in "An Officer and a Gentleman" was one of my all time favorites.

  Even Ali McGraw who can usually be trusted to be terrible did a respectable
job in "Good bye Columbus".

  As for the list in .0, most of those have done things that I liked. Even
Madonna was good in "Desperately Seeking Susan".

  George
113.3Joe Dallesandro 4-everESGWST::RDAVISRay ShakeyFri Apr 02 1993 16:5920
    Usually I blame "bad performances" on the director or screenwriter, but
    for these cases I'll make exceptions:
    
    1) Michael Douglas.  Confuses virility with swine quotient. Turgid,
    swollen, and sore. Laughable except when he's trying to be funny.  Our
    unfortunate generation's William Shatner.  He'll be modelling girdles
    in a year or two.  Someone skim the scum off the top before it boils
    over.
    
    2) Kim Basinger.  What is the deal here?  Did I miss her awesome
    performance in SPORTS ILLUSTRATED or something?  Avoids paper bags in
    case she has to act her way out.
    
    3) William Holden.  The mainstream '50s ideal of an intellectual:
    puling with a deep voice.  I keep fantasizing him in a version of
    MISERY except with Judy Holliday as the nurse, no special effects, and
    a happy ending.
    
    4) Mickey Mouse.  Somebody kill that effing mouse.
    
113.4A good topic...4123::MILANESEFri Apr 02 1993 17:1333
    Women:
    
    1.  Melanie Griffith is at the top of my list...
    she has a little girl voice and seems to whine
    through her parts....I bet she has flowery handwriting
    and dots her i's with little hearts!!
    
    2.  Sally Field..too cutesy for words and she's my
    age....don't ask!!
    
    3.  Goldie Hawn....hasn't she ever learned to do anything
    except giggle since Laugh-In
    
    4.  Barbra Streisand....just looks like a phoney baloney..
    I think she overacts in everything she does. Her love scenes
    with Nick Nolte in the Prince of Tides were bad. She looked
    uncomfortable..but I did like the movie and him quite a bit
    
    
    Los Hombres:
    
    1.  Michael Douglas is someone whom I don't understand
    what the fuss is all about....He's always in very acrobatic
    love scenes and he's rather unappealing
    
    2.  Clint Eastwood...yuk...his idea of acting is sneering and
    squinting
    
    3.  Tom Cruise....I think he's nothing special, yet I did
    like him in Born on the Fourth of July...not so much in a
    Few Good Men or Rain Man
    
    4.  Sylvester Stallone and Bruce Willis..duh, is right!!
113.5who I can't standVAXWRK::STHILAIREthey say compassion is a virtueFri Apr 02 1993 18:4569
    My All-Time Least Favorite Actor:  (even tho he's dead)
    
    John Wayne  -  The sight of this man makes me want to barf my guts out.  
                   In my mind, he stood for everything I consider most 
                   abhorrent about American culture -(he-man individualism
                   taken to a dangerous extreme, war, guns, conservatism,
                   etc.)
    
    
    Current Actors:
    
    1.  John Candy - This man is creepy, and reminds me too much of my idea
                     of a blind date from hell.
    
    2.  John Goodman - I hope this doesn't offend anyone (but I don't
                       imagine there are any obese actors reading this),
                       but, frankly, I don't go to the movies to look at
                       fat men.  (I could do that anywhere, there's so
                       many around.)
    
    3. Danny DiVito  - See both of the above.  (and the penquin suit did
                       nothing for him)
    
    4. Jack Nichols -  I'm sick of him.  There's not enough room in a movie
                       theater for both his ego, and my pleasure (or
                       something like that).
    
    5. Arnold S. (you know the one) - if it was up to me he'd still be working
                       the farm in Austria.  Hate the movies, hate voice,
                       hate the muscles, hate the politics.
    
    6. Chuck Norris - his lame brained machismo makes me sick
    
    7. Sylvester Stallaone - I agree on this one - he comes across as a
                             moron, not very attractive in the age of
                             the sensitive man.
    
    8. Micky Rourke - He comes across as a slimeball and a sleazebag.  He
                      strikes me as the type of guy, that after he had
                      cheated on you, and then dumped you, you'd find out
                      you had caught a social disease from him, and then
                      when you called him to confront him, he'd laugh &
                      hang-up.  (He may be a nice guy, but that's just
                      the way his characters strike me.)  :-)
    
    
    Actresses:
    
    I can only think of one actress, right now, that I really hate, and it
    isn't her fault.  BUT, I still hate her and will never willingly see a
    movie that she is in.
    
    1. Virginia Madsen (or is it Masden??) - One of my ex-boyfriends raved 
                                  about what great breasts she had( in a
                                  movie where she appeared nude), all
                                  during a movie we had rented.  He did
                                  this to hurt me, and he succeeded and 
                                  because of this I can't stand the sight
                                  of her.  (Remarks like, "Oh, jesus, if
                                  I could only get my hands on those",
                                  etc. Nothing like rubbing it in my face
                                  that I'm not a gorgeous movie star -
                                  like *he* is?  Huh!)
    
    
    Lorna
    
    
    
113.6UCK..I forgot about John Wayne4123::MILANESEFri Apr 02 1993 19:2616
    Oh, Lorna, don't hold back..
    Tell us what you really think!!  8^)
    
    Yeah, I forgot John Wayne..ugh..
    the ulitmate draft dodging ultra
    right wing conservative......
    who was the same in every movie.
    
    I like Mickey Rourke (sp?) though;
    I think he stars in very intersting
    movies.
    
    Now who is Virginia Masden?  What's she
    been in?
    
    
113.7HOT SPOT16821::POGARResident Movie Critic & Costner FanFri Apr 02 1993 20:116
    Virginia Madsen was in Hot Spot, with Don Johnson and another male lead
    I can't remember. Maybe that's the movie Lorna's referring to.
    Actually, Don..., er the movie wasn't too bad.
    
    Catherine
    
113.8VAXWRK::STHILAIREthey say compassion is a virtueFri Apr 02 1993 20:397
    re .7, Virginia Madsen played a ghost in the movie I'm referring to, or
    she fell off a boat and drowned and turned into a ghost or something. 
    I was so upset at the time that I wasn't paying a lot of attention to
    the plot.  Can't remember the name of the movie.
    
    Lorna
    
113.925415::MAIEWSKIFri Apr 02 1993 20:509
  Look at the bright side. Virginia Madsen did you a favor.

  You got to see early on what a jerk this guy was and you were able to move
on sooner rather than staying around to suffer through what probably would have
been worse later. 

  Better to be rid of the creep, life's too short.

  George
113.10VIA::LILCBR::COHENFri Apr 02 1993 21:2426
I agree that it does depend on the character as much as the actor.  I can
almost think of at least one movie where someone previously mentioned in
this topic was good to excellent.    You also have to take the actor in
context.  You have no business watching a Claude Von Damme movie unless
you are interested in karate/kickboxing films.  I'm not really.  He IS a pretty
bad actor, but some of his movies are good ones for that genre.  

But actors/actress that drive me crazy are:

Jerry Lewis		    For 10 year olds maybe, but to me this man is
			    just not funny.  The fact that the French love
			    this man destroy any credibility they have
			    as a civilized culture.

Mickey O'Rourke		    I hear the man truely does smell.  The French
			    love this guy as well.
 
Katherine Hepburn (TODAY).  A great actress, great movies, but now
			    she seems full of it and her voice effects 
			    me like chalk on a blackboard.

Kim Basinger		    Peaked as an actress in "Batman" 

Sly Stallone 		    Desperate to find something other than Rambo or
			    Rocky to play.  
113.113270::AHERNDennis the MenaceSun Apr 04 1993 16:4411
    RE: .5  by VAXWRK::STHILAIRE 
    
    >4. Jack Nichols -  I'm sick of him.  There's not enough room in a movie
    >                   theater for both his ego, and my pleasure (or
    >                   something like that).
    
    You mean NicholsON, right Lorna?  I think his earlier work was quite
    good, particularly "Chinatown" and "The Last Detail", but I don't think
    he worked hard enough to earn the salary he pulled down wearing a clown
    mask in "Batman".
    
113.1225415::MAIEWSKIMon Apr 05 1993 13:3311
  I think he did a really good job as the Joker in Batman. He played the part
exactly as I have envisioned it from the time I 1st saw the Joker in the comics
when I was 8 years old.

  Jack often plays the same type of part, but I almost always like the work
he does.

  By the way, Cher once said that the only reason she agreed to do "The Witches
of Eastwick" was that she wanted a chance to work with Jack.

  George
113.13VAXWRK::STHILAIREyou really break my heartMon Apr 05 1993 13:4120
    re .11, yes, I meant Jack Nichol*son*.  He's so famous I can't even
    remember his name!  ha-ha  I liked all his earlier stuff, too, such as
    Five Easy Pieces and One Flew Over The Cuckoos Nest, and I even liked
    him in The Witches of EAstwick.  It's just very recently that he's
    started to bug me.
    
    re .10, thanks for reminding me of Jerry Lewis.  I cannot STAND that
    man.  The most overrated comedian in history, IMO.
    
    Three other actresses I don't really like in movies:
    
    1. Jacqueline Bisset - she bugs me for some reason, very unappealing
    
    2. Sean Young
    
    3. Sigourney Weaver - unappealing
    
    
    Lorna
    
113.14another one58323::DOONANMon Apr 05 1993 18:037
    I've got another one for you -- DEAN MARTIN.  My wife says that her
    father used to call him 'Mr. No-Talent'.  What an appropriate
    description.  Whether it was in the movies or on TV, this guy had zilch
    to offer.
    
    Agreement here on Jacqueline Bisset.  Her alleged exotic beauty is
    overrated, and her acting ability is non-existent.
113.1528992::WSA038::SATTERFIELDClose enough for jazz.Mon Apr 05 1993 18:3127

re .6

>  Yeah, I forgot John Wayne..ugh..
>  the ulitmate draft dodging ultra
>  right wing conservative......
>  who was the same in every movie.

Draft dodging? Wayne was 4F and quite unhappy about it. And while you may
not like his performances I disagree with judging an actors ability by his/her
political beliefs.


I agree that an actor should be judged by an individual performance. While
you may dislike that actor for whatever reason there is at times a role that
just fit his/her weaknesses, making them strengths. A couple of examples:

Madonna: Not much talent there but she was excellent in the part of Breathless
Mahoney in _Dick Tracey_. The part just fit her like a glove.

Barbra Streisand: I avoid her films, something about her just irritates me.
But I thought she was great in _The Way We Were_. No doubt though that she
an extremely talented person.


Randy
113.1658378::S_BURRIDGEMon Apr 05 1993 19:234
    Madonna was also ok in "A League of Their Own," I thought.  A small,
    suitable part.
    
    -Stephen
113.17Other gagsters16913::MILLS_MATo Thine own self be TrueMon Apr 19 1993 21:2112
    
    Another vote each for:
    
    Melanie Griffith - the most obnoxious voice in movies! The only movie
    I've *willingly* seen her in was "A Stranger Among Us", not for her but
    for the subject matter.
    
    Mickey Rourke - have loathed him since "Diner". I don't know what type 
    of a person he is, but the type of role he always plays, and his
    reported support of the IRA make me sick.
    
    Ray Liotta - his looks make me gag.
113.187405::MAXFIELDTue Apr 20 1993 13:335
    has anyone mentioned Bruce Willis?  Except for his uncharacteristic
    role in "Death Becomes Her" (in which he was merely tolerable),
    he's a gagger.
    
    Richard
113.19VAXWRK::STHILAIREdon't look backTue Apr 20 1993 13:505
    re .18, yes, Bruce Willis is repulsive.  If I had Demi Moore's looks I
    could have done better!!!!  ;^)
    
    Lorna
    
113.20'I expect you to call me Tess.'7892::SLABOUNTYGo Go Gophers watch them go go go!!Tue Apr 20 1993 16:186
    
    	Melanie Griffith isn't my favorite actress, but I loved her in
    	"Working Girl".
    
    							GTI
    
113.21...should have quit after...17655::LAYTONThu May 06 1993 19:0423
    Was Melanie Griffith the robot in Cherry 2000?  If so, how
    appropriate...
    
    Mickey Rourke...always looks like he just peed himself...
    
    Michael Douglas & Katherine whatsername...should have retired after
    Jewel of the Nile...
    
    Clint...should have retired after The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly...
    
    Goldi...should have quit after Pvt Benjamin...
    
    Jack..............after Chinatown...
    
    Charleton Heston (talk about no talent!!!) ...after the chariot race...
    
    Arnie...after Total Recall...
    
    Melanie Griffith...after birth...
    
    
    Carl
    
113.2218583::SHAWThu May 06 1993 20:0111
    Daryl Hannah in everything except "Roxanne". She always
    looks so bruised.
    
    Ray Liotta - I can't stand his laugh! 
    
    Hyeh hyeh hyeh......ugh.
    
    Cybill Shepherd in anything. 
    
    
    
113.23More32198::KRUEGERThu May 06 1993 20:2347
    You guys are hilarious!  This file reminds me of People Magazine's
    fashion reviews!  ha ha ha ha  I have spent the last 10 minutes in
    hysterics over these reviews!
    
    And I agree with LOTS of you about the following:
    
    Ray Liotta - is that guy CREEPY or what??!!  His smile is SCARY!!!
    
    Cybill Shepherd - sorry, but you're NOT worth it.
    
    Madonna - you've shown us your all in your book, honey ... now you can
    die.
    
    Kathleen Turner - in Body Heat she had something; now she has too much
    body.  Another egomaniac.
    
    Susan Sarandon - I loved Louise, but I hate Sarandon ... what an
    unpleasant looking puss!  Horrible in Lorenzo's Oil ... a perfect part
    for her.
    
    Kim Basinger - thank God there are others like me!  I loved the "Sports
    Illustrated" comment.  This woman is a joke!
    
    Sophia Loren - okay, so kill me ... but I think she's a soap opera
    actress, period.
    
    Goldie Hawn - oh, how cute, how blonde, how giggly, how ... boring.
    
    Shirley MacLaine - okay, so she used to be great ... now she's
    overused.  Another unpleasant puss.
    
    Sharon Stone - I don't believe you didn't know about your bottomless
    nude scene.  And I think Dwight Yokum was too good for you.
    
    Lorraine Bracca - lose the accent and be an actress!
    
    Diane Keaton - Annie Hall is dead ... get over it!
    
    Shelley Long - thank God her movie career seems to be over.  She's
    Diane on Cheers, and she'll always be Diane on Cheers.
    
    Debra Winger - was great in Urban Cowboy and Terms of Endearment ...
    but is it me, or has she turned into a frog?  Those eyes, that voice...
    
    This is fun! :-)
    
    Leslie
113.24More on Kim baby...VIA::LILCBR::COHENFri May 07 1993 14:334
Kim Basinger had a spread in Playboy many years ago, which helped make her a big 
sex symbol.   It's funny, because for me anyway, while she seems to have the
looks and the figure, I don't find her sexy at all.
113.253 who don't bug meVAXWRK::STHILAIRElost in Generation XFri May 07 1993 14:5124
    I'm surprised that so many people seem to dislike Melanie Griffith. 
    Personally, I think she's adorable.  If I were a guy I think I'd
    consider her to be a pretty hot number.  :-)  I even like her voice. 
    Maybe I'm nuts, but I think it's sexy.  I wouldn't mind looking and
    sounding like her.  Or, at least I had *thought* I wouldn't mind
    looking and sounding like her, but after reading some of the comments
    in here, maybe I should consider myself lucky that I don't!  :-)
    (I think she has a *great* smile.)
    
    Also, Kim Basinger doesn't bother me.  I don't consider her to be an
    especially good actress, but she seems competent enough in comedies,
    and I think her face is absolutely gorgeous.  I think she's definitely
    one of the most beautiful women I've ever seen.  Her cheekbones, her
    hair, her mouth and eyes are exquisite, IMO.  (And she dates (lives
    with?) that gorgeous hunk Alec Baldwin, who also happens to be a good
    actor.)
    
    I think Ray Liotta has very nice eyes, and is sort've attractive, even
    though he has played some pretty scummy characters in some movies, such
    as Something Wild (as Melanie Griffith's ex!), and Goodfellas.
    
    Lorna
    
    
113.26Kim Bumsinger32198::KRUEGERFri May 07 1993 17:2015
    -.1
    
    Well, to each his/her own.  Personally, I think Kim Basinger looks dumb
    and slutty, not beautiful and sexy.  I could never understand what all
    the fuss was about.
    
    I like Melanie Griffith, too, but can see why others might not.
    
    Ray Liotta was so gross in "Unlawful Entry" that I totally wiped his
    performance in Goodfellas out of my mind ... he has this weird,
    unattractive smile; UGH!!!
    
    But that's what this file is for, right?  Vomitorium!
    
    Leslie
113.2730188::LYONSFri May 07 1993 18:1310
    
    
    My vote for King Vomit is Mickey Rourke!
    
    Yuck!  I can't stand to watch anything with him in it.  He's slimy,
    greasy, and just plain YUCK! 
    
    
    
    
113.28The King32198::KRUEGERFri May 07 1993 18:199
    I laughed and laughed when one of the noters said he looked like he
    just peed on himself!  ha ha ha
    
    He is a sleazy-looking character, isn't he?  And he's always in these
    weird roles ... although I liked him in Diner and think he's basically
    a good actor.  But everything he's in casts him as someone in dire need
    of a good shampoo!!!
    
    Leslie
113.29the man we love to hateVAXWRK::STHILAIRElost in Generation XFri May 07 1993 19:157
    re .29, worst was The Barfly when he stumbled around in those baggy,
    wrinkled boxer shorts for half the movie.  What a turn-off.  :-)
    
    Looked like he'd been wearing them for 6 months.
    
    Lorna
    
113.30In defense of Mr. Rourke12116::MDNITE::RIVERSHey you! Get away from dat thing!Fri May 07 1993 19:287
    I dunno.  I think Mickey Rourke is kinda sexy in this dangerous, your
    mother warned you about these kinds of men, way.  I kinda liked him and
    Don Johnson together in Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man.  Scruffy
    city.
    
    
    kim
113.317405::MAXFIELDMon May 10 1993 13:3414
    Someone's previous listing of Charleton Heston reminded me of
    a quote by actress Shirley Knight, commenting on Hollywood:
    
    "That's the place where they give awards to Charleton Heston
    for acting."
    
    'nough said.
    
    I have to add Jack Lemmon (post-"Save the Tiger").  Somehow he
    lost his regular Joe persona and has just become whiny and
    annoying.  The only two roles this worked for him were "China
    Syndrome" and "Missing."
    
    Richard
113.32another29171::ESTESMon May 10 1993 14:388
    
    	One actor (for lack of anything better to call him) I absolutly
    HATE to watch is Corey Feldman. Anything past his "acting" in Goonies
    is simply to painful to watch. Get a haircut, blow your nose, then go
    out and find another carrer. 
    
    
    Tim
113.33a dumb movie overallVAXWRK::STHILAIREnot her real initialMon May 10 1993 15:265
    re .32, hah!  I thought Goonies was painful to watch, anyway.  One of
    the worst movies of all time.
    
    Lorna
    
113.347892::SLABOUNTYGood Heavens,Cmnder,what DID you do?Mon May 10 1993 16:306
    
    	I loved that movie!!
    
    	Sort of a "teen 'Raiders of the Lost Ark'".
    
    							GTI
113.35i'm sure you didVAXWRK::STHILAIREnot her real initialMon May 10 1993 18:154
    re .34, figures!  You have such unique taste in movies!  :-)
    
    Lorna
    
113.36Mickey Rourke's pants32198::KRUEGERMon May 10 1993 18:355
    -.29
    
    He wore them for six months or peed on them for six months!
    
    Leslie
113.37CALLME::MR_TOPAZTue May 11 1993 12:2115
       <rathole>
       
       I hate the title of this note, always have, and can't restrain
       myself.  
       
       Vomitorium is a wonderful, wonderful word -- but it doesn't mean
       what you [probably] think.  A vomitorium is a ramp in a stadium
       that leads from the seats to the outside of the stadium -- the
       word was used to describe the Roman-era forums, when, at the end
       of events held there, the stadia would `vomit' the attendees from
       the seating area to the outside.  (Good image, don't you think?)
       
       Anyway, it's not a place where you're supposed to throw up.
       
       --Mr Topaz
113.38oh, lighten up :-)VAXWRK::STHILAIREnot her real initialTue May 11 1993 14:4410
    re .37, so what would you name the topic?  Actors Who Make Me Throw-up? 
    I think Hollywood Vomitorium has more of a ring to it, and since you're
    probably the only person who knew what the word really meant, and
    everyone got the intended message I don't see a problem.  Afterall, this is
    just a notesfile to discuss movies, not an  English class so what's
    wrong with a little play on words, or poetic license or whatever you
    want to call it?
    
    Lorna
      
113.39I learned something today! now I can go home :-)21689::BARNDTAnn Marie BarndtTue May 11 1993 14:515
Perhaps people should think of the title as:

Actors_who_make_me_want_to_run_out_of_the_theatre_and_down_that_exit_ramp

113.40It's not taht bad29171::ESTESTue May 11 1993 15:219
    
    re .33
    
    	I didn't say Goonies was a great movie I simply said that was the
    only movie with Corey Feldman in it that I can stand to watch.
    	Talk about a sterotyped "actor". Go get a job in a gas station
    Feldman! 
    
    Tim 
113.41Was it Mouth42371::DAVISMTue May 11 1993 15:311
    Who did Corey Feldman play in the Goonies ?
113.42Mouth29171::ESTESWed May 12 1993 13:366
    
    	A psuedo-Spanish translating character appropriately named "Mouth".
    
    
    
    Tim 
113.43DSSDEV::RUSTWed May 12 1993 20:144
    [FYI - I've moved all the "who is Ray Liotta" replies to a new topic.
    I'm not going to give Corey Feldman one, though.]
    
    -b-the-moderator
113.44exactly7405::MAXFIELDFri May 14 1993 14:355
    re: .39
    
    Great!  Made me laugh....
    
    Richard
113.45Hollywood Egress?17655::LAYTONThu May 27 1993 13:106
    I've BEEN down that vomitorium...at Boston Garden!!  (what a pit) 
    Thanks for the definition, Don, I thought it was just a made up word. 
    Can you imagine signs at the Garden "This way to Vomitorium"?
    
    
    Carl
113.4644243::IGOLDIEflying Buicks to the moonThu Oct 14 1993 00:2717
    a few of mine....
    
    Melanie Griffith(sp)...her whiney voice makes her unbelievable in any
    roll.
    
    Ralph Machio....just plain crap
    
    Joe Pesci...can only play one part(the annoying wee pain in the butt)
    
    Jack Nicolson...cna only play one part(mental case)
    
    Goldie Hawn....can only play one part(giggly braindead bimbo)
    
    Madonna...just plain crap(although in A league of their own she was ok)
    
    
    					ian
113.477892::SLABOUNTYWhose Line Is It Anyway?Fri Oct 15 1993 15:358
    
    	So what do you have against giggly brain-dead bimbos?
    
    	Some of my favorite actresses are exactly that.
    
    	8^)
    
    							GTI
113.48VAXWRK::STHILAIREwhat about now?Thu Dec 16 1993 19:3410
    Have been meaning to add another actress to this list:
    
    Liza Minnelli - have never been able to stand her - the pointy bangs,
                    the big, overly made-up eyes, the big teeth, that
                    gawky look - I've never been able to stand her.
    
    
    
    Lorna  (not Luft!) :-)
    
113.49yuckDECWET::JWHITEthis sucks! change it or kill meThu Dec 16 1993 22:117
    
    re:.48
    
    i agree, with the sole exception of 'arthur' in which she was
    tolerable.
    
    
113.50her mother was great, though9664::CLARKCan you picture what will be?Fri Dec 17 1993 14:071
AMEN!  Especially in "Cabaret" ... Lord help me I feel queasy even now ...
113.51She looks like a mime.11685::WOODTaz hate recession......Mon Dec 20 1993 15:057
    
    
    Thanks...I thought I was the only one who hated Liza...
    Maybe we can start a top ten list of "Why I hate Liza" :*)
    
    
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113.52VMSDEV::HALLYBFish have no concept of fireMon Dec 20 1993 15:093
>    Maybe we can start a top ten list of "Why I hate Liza" :*)
    
    10. Thinks skimpy outfits can substitute for talent.
113.537892::SLABOUNTYBeing weird isn't enoughMon Dec 20 1993 20:526
    
    	9. Hasn't realized that a person can only go so far relying on
    	   name-dropping of relatives.
    
    
    							GTI
113.54Another reason is cuz she16913::MILLS_MATo Thine own self be TrueWed Dec 22 1993 18:394
    
    Hasn't realized her body is not made for wearing bra-less halter tops.
    
    Marilyn
113.557361::MAIEWSKIWed Dec 22 1993 19:083
  6. Yelling while making grandiose gestures is not the same as singing.

113.56Liza is good58632::ESKICIOGLUI can walk much faster than thisWed Dec 22 1993 19:2513
    
    Oh, don't do this please. She is very nice. She is very talented.
    She is funny. I love her outfits. I think she is a very attractive
    woman with a lovely hair style. 
    
    Yes, she has an overbite but so do I ;-) 
    
    I like her voice, I like her singing, I like her acting.
    
    What's the matter with you guys? Or what's the matter with me?
    Am I the only one who likes her?
    
    Lale
113.57neil=good, liza=bad :-)VAXWRK::STHILAIREFood, Shelter &amp; DiamondsThu Dec 23 1993 14:346
    re .56, the day you stick up for Neil Young in the Music file, I'll
    stick up for Liza in here!  Okay?  :-)  :-)
    
    
    Lorna
    
113.58when they said I looked like Liza I took it as a compliment58632::ESKICIOGLUI can walk much faster than thisThu Dec 23 1993 14:449
    
    Promise?
    
    ;-)
    
    I like Neil's music. I just find his voice a little whiny.
    
    Lale
    (who had pointy bangs for most of her life)
113.59I kept my mouth shut for you Lorna ;-)58632::ESKICIOGLUI can walk much faster than thisThu Dec 23 1993 14:479
    
    Besides, I never said anything negative about Neil Young in MUSIC.
    I never said anything about him period.
    
    Although, I was temped to agree with the one who said that he looked
    like a serial killer ;-) But, I didn't say anything.
    
    Lale
    
113.60She acts like an alien-She acts as though she's an alien life form38400::MCGARGHANQuestion reality.Thu Dec 23 1993 14:5510
    If it's okay to bring in a new person...
    
    Kim Basinger.
    
    What is the big deal?  She's pretty, but I've yet to see her act, and
    I've seen several movies she's been in.
    
    --Kim
    
    
113.61Acting? Who needs acting when you have a body that nice?7892::SLABOUNTYBeing weird isn't enoughThu Dec 23 1993 20:428
    
    	I used to think the same about Kim Basinger ... "What's the big
    	deal?  She's cute, but she's no goddess".
    
    	But then I saw part of "Cool World", and realized she IS a god-
    	dess.
    
    							GTI
113.62??51219::PIJPSTRA_DFri Dec 24 1993 07:266
re: 57

Just to clear a lack in my knowledge of English: are pointy bangs what i think
pointy bangs are?

Donald.
113.63Hope this clarifies it38400::MCGARGHANQuestion reality.Fri Dec 24 1993 10:5814
    re: last
    
    Assuming you're not pulling anyone's leg--
    
    When your hair is cut short enough in front of your forehead that you
    have some covering your forehead but not hanging in your eyes, those
    are known as bangs in American English.
    
    Pointy or spikey bangs are what you call the kind of bangs Liza Minelli
    is famous for wearing--they point or spike out instead of lying
    smoothly like a curtain across her forehead...
    
    --Kim
    
113.64It did51219::PIJPSTRA_DFri Dec 24 1993 12:3210
re: last

It was certainly not my intention to pull anyone's leg. So now i know what
pointy bangs are. But to be very honest: it was not what i was thinking of.
I'm sorry.

Thanks for the explanation Kim,


Donald (an ignorant Dutchman).
113.6538400::MCGARGHANQuestion reality.Fri Dec 24 1993 13:376
    You're welcome, Donald.
    
    Now back to your regularly scheduled topic...
    
    --Kim
    
113.66Something to think about58378::P_CHAPLINSKYTue Dec 28 1993 14:225
    Re: .61 with Kim Basinger in Cool World
    
    Are you sure it was HER body?
    
    P.
113.67i like KimVAXWRK::STHILAIREFood, Shelter &amp; DiamondsTue Dec 28 1993 14:4410
    re .66, well, if it's not her body, she must use the same double for
    all her roles because she always looks pretty good and she always looks
    the same!  :-)
    
    I like Kim.  Just saw her in Wayne's World 2 - very funny seducing
    Garth.  I think she's a good comedic actress, as well as one of the
    most beautiful women in the world.
    
    Lorna
    
113.6830985::DAMIANOHappiness is 2 at low 8Tue Dec 28 1993 15:1715
    
>>    Kim Basinger.
    
>>    What is the big deal?  She's pretty, but I've yet to see her act, and
>>    I've seen several movies she's been in.
  
Well, *no one* takes off her clothes like Kim Basinger. Call me an 
un-enlightened neanderthal if you wish, but I could watch her doing that for
hours on end.

8^)

John D.  
    

113.69She looks good where ever11685::WOODTaz hate recession......Sun Jan 02 1994 23:296
    
    
    I thought her cartoon charecter in Cool World looked pretty good let
    alone her live char. Maybe I should get out more :*)
    
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113.7042443::IMMSAadrift on the sea of heartbreakTue Feb 22 1994 10:576
    Many replies back, someone criticised William Holden.
    
    IMHO, his performance in the Wild Bunch was one of the best I have ever
    seen, anywhere, by anybody.
    
    andy
113.71a stupid 'action hero'51847::SANDGRENKeep it simpleFri Mar 04 1994 11:026
	Bruce Willis is one dumb, dumb actor with dumb lines in his
	dumb movies.

	Poul

113.727892::SLABOUNTYIs this p_n great or what?Fri Mar 04 1994 17:019
    
    	A matter of opinion.  I loved "Hudson Hawk", and thought it was
    	the perfect role for him.
    
    	A close second was "Die Hard" and "Die Hard II".
    
    
    							GTI
    
113.7344243::IGOLDIESympathy for the devilFri Mar 04 1994 18:276
    I hate the cheeky,side on smirk he seems to do when he poses for the
    camera
    
    
    
    					ian
113.74sometimes he's goodVAXWRK::STHILAIREi'd fix it but I don't know howMon Mar 07 1994 13:2712
    re .71, I just rented "In Country" where Bruce Willis plays an
    alienated blue-collar Vietnam vet, and I thought he did a good job.  I,
    also, thought he did a good job as the abusive husband in "Mortal
    Thoughts."
    
    I don't like his more typical action movie roles, but then I don't
    usually like that type of movie, anyway.
    
    At any rate, I think he makes a much more convincing loser than hero.
    
    Lorna
     
113.75well I DON'T like him!51847::SANDGRENKeep it simpleTue Mar 08 1994 07:5218
	I saw the one with the Vietnam vet, let's say it was OK - but
	to me, he is not convincing. And the amount of tasteless,
	stupid movies he has participated in has damaged his name, IMO.

	Recently, I was on a bus travel, where I more or less was forced
	to look at a video (the TV monitor was right in front of my
	face) with BW playing the usual dumb, annoying action-character
	with stupid lines all the time, I think the title was 'The Last
	Scout' or something. What was even more annoying (and this was
	not BW's fault, of course), was that there were several kids in
	the bus, being witnessies to meaningless, stupid violence in
	overall dumb, brutal, typical BW film.

	Enough said!

	Poul

113.767892::SLABOUNTYIs this p_n great or what?Tue Mar 08 1994 10:574
    
    	And "The Last Boy Scout" was great, too.
    
    							GTI
113.775336::CLARKFri Aug 12 1994 02:2916
    What? No mention of the pig of all pigs - Roseanne. Fat, loud, ugly and
    an obnoxious voice who admits to once being a prostitute in her bio.
    Real class.
    
    Do not understand the "hate" notes against Liza Minneli. Thought she
    was excellent in Cabaret.
    
    Barbara Streisand. Must be doing something right as she has won every
    award in show business. Should have got the Academy Award for Best
    Director for Prince of Tides.
    
    Pierce Brosnan. What a zero personality. Hated him in Mrs. Doubtfire.
    Can he do anything but raise his eyebrows for emotion as though he just
    got goosed?
    
    
113.7834838::PENFROYJust Do It or Just Say No?Wed Aug 17 1994 14:235
    
    > Pierce Brosnan. What a zero personality. Hated him in Mrs. Doubtfire.

    You were SUPPOSED to hate him in Mrs. Doubtfire.

113.79DSSDEV::RUSTWed Aug 17 1994 18:258
    I just heard that everybody's favorite vampire, Tom Cruise, has been
    cast as [are you ready?] _Zorro_, for an upcoming remake.
    
    The mind boggles.
    
    [I know, I know, we haven't even seen him as Lestat yet, never mind
     Zorro; but this _is_ the vomitorium topic!]
     -bz
113.8058449::KAOP45::ROBILLARDTue Sep 06 1994 21:067
There was e remark made a while back about Charleton Heston's lack of acting
talent, well I don't know if anyone saw him On Saturday Night Live about a year
ago but I don't think I've ever seen anyone bomb as bad as he did. There was
obviously NO talent there. (Even if he's no comedian.)


Ben
113.813759::AHERNDennis the MenaceWed Sep 07 1994 02:0210
    RE: .80 by 58449::KAOP45::ROBILLARD 
    
>There was e remark made a while back about Charleton Heston's lack of acting
>talent, well I don't know if anyone saw him On Saturday Night Live about a year
>ago but I don't think I've ever seen anyone bomb as bad as he did. There was
>obviously NO talent there. (Even if he's no comedian.)
    
    I saw him on SNL and I was appalled at how bad he was.  I kept wanting
    to believe he was doing a parody of himself.
    
113.82ok8269::MARLANDWed Sep 07 1994 18:081
    I thought the skit he did in the grocery store was funny.
113.83OOTOOL::CHELSEAMostly harmless.Wed Sep 07 1994 19:383
    Which is interesting, because in one of the Bill & Ted movies (or
    possibly a Wayne & Garth), they had this scene with a "bad" actor and 
    called in a "good" actor -- Charlton Heston -- to start over.
113.84Wayne's World 258776::S_BURRIDGEWed Sep 07 1994 19:491
    
113.85Heston is cool35210::CLARKThu Sep 08 1994 14:494
    Cut him some slack he's like 70 years old. Besides, when was the last
    time there was anything funny on SNL? :)
    
    Kevin
113.867361::MAIEWSKIMon Sep 12 1994 18:0018
RE Charlton Heston

  I agree that the grocery skit on SNL was really good. He did a fine job.
He was also funny as the spoksman for the NRA. Two good skits is a lot for
SNL.

RE  Liza Minneli and Barbara Streisand. 

  You either love Broadway musicals or you don't. If you do, you'll love these
two who can step out in front of a big production cast and belt out a tune that
will rock them in their seats. But if that's all just noise to your ears, then
most of their work comes across as irritating.

  I've never really seen Liza Minneli do anything that I felt was impressive.
As for Streisand, her movies are cute and she's got a great voice but her music
selection is terrible. She could have been an opera star but she chickened out. 

  George
113.8712138::WEISSMANMon Sep 12 1994 21:2312
>As for Streisand, her movies are cute and she's got a great voice but her music
>selection is terrible. She could have been an opera star but she chickened out.

Actually, she was kicked out of the choral club in high school because the
chairman of the music department told her she couldn't sing! (Actually she has a
very individualistic style and probably didn't fit in well in the chorus). This
is a true story - I went to the same high school a few years after her.  When I
was there, she was just starting to make it big.  Every year in the program for
the spring concert she took out a full page ad  with just her name on it.  We
were never quite sure whether she did it to be nice because she was an alumnus
of the school or if it was her way of saying to the music chairman - "you told
me I couldn't sing - well look at me now!"