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Conference terri::cars_uk

Title:Cars in the UK
Notice:Please read new conference charter 1.70
Moderator:COMICS::SHELLEYELD
Created:Sun Mar 06 1994
Last Modified:Fri Jun 06 1997
Last Successful Update:Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:2584
Total number of notes:63384

1861.0. "Anti-Caravaners unite!!!!!" by NEWOA::SAXBY (Born again reincarnationist) Tue Aug 11 1992 17:42

    
    Anyone else heard about the Anti-Caravan club?
    
    Apparently the group's aims include the banning of caravans from the
    road during daylight hours, having all caravan's painted green to blend
    in with the shrubbery and compulsory storage of caravans during winter
    months near other eyesores (their words not mine).
    
    I got the impression that they weren't entirely serious, but at times
    caravans do seem to be a major contribution to congestion on some of
    our smaller roads and it does seem that a significant minority of
    people towing caravans are doing so with either too small a car or too
    little understanding of what's required to tow something that heavy.
    
    Will the Anti-Caravan club catch on? Will they have any effect upon the 
    legislation of this country (maybe lowering of caravan towing speeds or 
    more efficient enforcement of such limits?)? 
    
    Mark
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1861.1Majority - more likeBAHTAT::LECTER::SUMMERFIELDThis is daftTue Aug 11 1992 17:559
1861.2PEKING::NAGLEJTue Aug 11 1992 18:095
    
    The anti caravan club eh ? A far better club would be the
    anti idiot drivers club. Now that would be a success.
    
    JN.
1861.3DRIVING TEST FOR CARAVANS LARVAE::DYDERSKI_KTue Aug 11 1992 18:453
    I PERSONALLY FELL THERE SHOULD BE SOME KIND OF DRIVING TEST BEFORE
    BEING ABLE TO TOW A CARAVAN, YOU CAN JUST JUMP INTO A HGV AND DRIVE
    YOU HAVE TO PASS A TEST.
1861.4NEWOA::MORANTimmy 'Five Bellies' Tue Aug 11 1992 18:465
    
    There is already a CLOC (centre lane owners club). How about a club
    called Anti-Cloc-wize?
    
    Tim
1861.5A Caravan Drivers Charter :-)ARRODS::BARRONDSnoopy Vs the Red_BarronTue Aug 11 1992 19:0418
1861.6VOGON::ATWALdream out loudTue Aug 11 1992 19:274
perhaps this would be better discussed in GLOVES::CARAVAN


...Art
1861.7NEWOA::SAXBYBorn again reincarnationistTue Aug 11 1992 19:4421
    
    Au contraire, Art.
    
    This is the chance for us non-caravaners to hit back at the caravans!
    :^)
    
    Personally, I think it'd be fairer to impose a road tax on the caravan
    itself, rather than the tow car (also be easier to control - how could
    you prove that a car had or had not towed a caravan in a year?).
    
    I've no problem with caravans on motorways, but on tight single and
    dual carriageway roads some tow-ers can exhibit little consideration for
    their fellow road users. They aren't, on the whole, dangerous, but they
    rarely pull over to let a queue of traffic pass them like a tractor or 
    milk float do. Maybe there should be roads where caravans are banned
    during certain hours?
    
    Mark
    
    PS And what kind of idiot driving instructor takes raw beginners out in
    the rush hour!?!?!? But that's a different note! :^)
1861.8Doing the SnakeYUPPY::RAVENWed Aug 12 1992 14:385
I used to enjoy ( When younger ) passing caravans in my brothers truck.
Pull into middle lane ....pass leaving about 4 feet gap between side of 35+ feet
of wagon...watch fun in mirror ....I think they call it the snake.

                         KR
1861.9dodgeyBAHTAT::LECTER::SUMMERFIELDThis is daftWed Aug 12 1992 15:299
    re .8
    
    Not really that funny. Tends to cause a lot of accidents. If you want
    some fun, overtake a caravan just before an up-hill, then slow right
    up, change down and accelerate away leaving caravan and tow-car
    struggling to get going again.
    
    Clive (who hates caravans)
    
1861.10MAJORS::ALFORDlying Shipwrecked and comatose...Wed Aug 12 1992 15:573

Why limit this to caravans, and not all towed items ?
1861.11PEKING::NAGLEJWed Aug 12 1992 16:324
    
    This all sounds like pretty responsible driving to me.
    
    JN.
1861.12Let's have a better driving test!LARVAE::SMART_AAmnesia is loss of ...er..ummWed Aug 12 1992 16:5949
    Not sure about the conference refered to in .6 (GLOVES::CARAVAN) but
    the topic has cropped up in TRUCKS::CARAVANS_UK.
    
    As a caravanner of many years and miles, I will chip in my tuppence
    worth.
    
    I agree that *all* trailers should be subjected to an annual
    roadworthyness test as are commercial trailers.  Some owners do
    absolutely no maintenance to their outfits from one year's end to the
    next.  I used to have a neighbour who's elderly caravan sat in the
    garden for 50 weeks of the year.  He used to pump the tyres up, hitch
    up and go to France for two weeks.  The state of the tyres defied
    description save to say I have a better one on my wheel barrow!  I
    would even be willing to pay some road tax as they do in Sweden (they
    even have the trailers separately registered as well.)
    
    A recent roadsite check by one of the police forces revealed that the
    majority of 'vans were not roadworthy with brake and lights faults high
    on the list.  If I recall correctly there was a failure rate of 60% but
    then recent figures show that 35% of cars fail their MOT.
    
    I also agree that the current driving test requirements are totally
    inadequate for towing.  The basic solo car test is hopeless so how can
    it meet the needs of towing?  There should be an additional test that
    covers at least reversing an outfit along the lines of the HGV test.
    (As the holder of an HGV Class 1 I know what's involved.)
    
    As for 'vans holding up the traffic I agree that some people try to tow
    a 1 ton 'van on a 1300 cc car!  These people are *dangerous*.  I find I
    normally get held up by solo cars!  Providing that the 'van is
    correctly loaded, is being towed by a vehicle that is both powerful
    enough and heavy enough by an experience driver there should be no
    problem with towing at 60mph.  To have caravans and trailers travelling
    slower than the legal limit for HGVs is absurd.
    
    Another pet hate are folks with inadequate mirrors who haven't a clue
    what's behind them.  Mind you, a lot of car drivers don't know what the
    mirrors are for!
    
    As you can see I am all for improving road safety but at the same time
    we reserve the right as individuals to use our caravans.  Most road
    safety is about attitude and tolerence - the noter who suggested
    `buzzing' caravans with a truck should not be allowed on the road!
    
    I'll now put my soapbox away and give the 'van its twice yearly service
    prior to heading off to the wilds of Yorkshire.
    
    
    Alan
1861.13Anti-caravaners should go to he*l!EEMELI::HRA47::HautalaWed Aug 12 1992 17:498
	As sometimes before said: Don't generalise! All caravaners
	are not pain! Some of them know how to give way to those
	who go faster. 

	Hannu

	Ps. I don't tow anything
1861.14BAHTAT::LECTER::SUMMERFIELDThis is daftWed Aug 12 1992 18:479
1861.15Ban 'Em All!BRUMMY::63583::Richard-MoakesYour Robot sounds like Pink FloydWed Aug 12 1992 19:048
Re: .-1

But they are still a menace on the road for anyone who thinks that
over 60mph is safe ;-)

Richard. 
(High Speed Enemy of all Caravans, and trucks, and buses etc, and ....)

1861.16Towing testsWELCLU::YOUNGThu Aug 13 1992 01:5020
    
    I don't tow personally, but I agree a lot of caravanners are a menace
    on the road.
    
    But with the right driver, right car and proper maintenance there is no
    reason why caravans should be a problem, how about:-
    
    van roadworthyness test tyres,brakes,lights,structure,etc.
    combination suitability test, power,weight,rear suspension,etc
    
    extra road tax should also be paid, possibly in the form of a charge
    for the tests.
    
    anyone caught towwing without test papers is prosecuted for dangerous
    driving.
    
    I would suggest a minimum 2litre engine for towing, or perhaps minimum
    torque figures.
    
    Richard
1861.17Not enough tolerance around......VOGON::KAPPLERSmiths Knoll Automatic - Rising, Good.Thu Aug 13 1992 12:3918
    I think you guys are getting this all out of proportion.
    
    The problem is road congestion. There are too many vehicles, of all
    types, trying to use the roads.
    
    There are two possible solutions. More roads, or usage restrictions.
    
    Oh there is a third solution. Pick on minorities, and force them off
    the roads (sometimes referred to as the Yugoslav solution).
    
    My pet hate is all those TNT, Parcel Force, Lynx, etc, lorries carrying
    goods that used to travel by rail (e.g. newspapers) until the continued
    lack if investment in the rail network made it uneconomic to continue.
    
    JK
    
    (Non-caravan owner, although I did tow one behind my 2.8 4x4 Sierra
    estate and kept getting baulked by various "GTi"s and "E"s!!)
1861.18Im new as wellUBOHUB::PAYNE_RThu Aug 13 1992 14:4918
    Just to add my bit....
    
    I've never towed a canavan. I've watched some people attwempt it, and
    sometimes i am suprised, when i get overtaken by a "snaking" caravan.
    I've even watched one tip over at 50+ mph. I would strongly agree to
    the testing comments. I do tow a trailer. It's about as long as a
    caravan, and belongs to a local scout troop. I spent 2-3 weeks towing
    it around empty, just to get the feel, and praticed backing it around,
    (Very enlightening). I shall be towing it to kent atr the weekend, and
    will NOT exceed 50 mph.  Anyhow, I've been reading this and just
    thought i'd get the trailer mechanics checked out, good job i did. The
    braking system was stuck off !!, and the chassis was twisting, when
    full up of various bits of scouting kit.  Worried , i was, so i found
    this nice man who's in the know, and now its SAFE. If i had not read
    this note, I'd just hooked up and gone off into the sunset....
    
    I think must people with caravans, ect. (generalisation), do just that. hitch up and go.
    It's education thats needed. 
1861.19RDGE23::FRENCHSSemper in excernereThu Aug 13 1992 16:1017
A couple of times a year I tow a 60 foot latice tower, the type you see on 
motorways that hold large work lamps. The trailer is about 20 odd foot long
and is wider that the landrover, it weighs best part of two tonnes. Great fun 
when you realise that the auto-brake doesn't in fact work :-( It is fixed so
I will be towing it in a couple of weeks time. I always aim to be out of rush
hour traffic, but sometimes don't quite manage it.

I was traveling from Jnc 11 to Jnc 12 (M4) when I was overtaken by large lorry.
He came in so close and so fast that the landy and trailer started to snake
quite badly, I was onyl doing about 40 MPH. I managed to slow down and return
to stability, but it gave me quite a fright. So please be careful when 
overtaking vehicles with trailers, it could be me next time and my combined
weight will be over 4 tonnes (also loaded with a couple of generators). 

	;-)

Simon  
1861.20LARVAE::LINCOLN_JThu Aug 13 1992 16:395
	It's not so much caravans on the road that I don't like
	but the visual damage that they do to the 'beauty spots'
	that they inhabit (or should that be polute).

	-John
1861.21NSDC::BROWNTotal RejectFri Aug 14 1992 13:418
    re .19
    
    Simon, when I found myself snaking (towing 60 foot tower for Ham Radio)
    I followed advice and accelerated out of the snake, rather than
    braking. This always worked. I don't tow towers around as much as I
    did.
    
    Cheers, Another Simon
1861.22Our club won last years HF NFD RSGB and Region 1. Looks like done it again this year.RDGE23::FRENCHSSemper in excernereFri Aug 14 1992 16:3114
Hi Simon,

HF Field day perhaps? Sounds like we have the same type of tower.

The 'chasis' looks like this from above.

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1861.23ban em!IRNBRU::WILSONMon Aug 17 1992 14:3312
    
    Whoever thought out the caravan concept should be strung up by the *****
    
    It's time to get tough with the idiots who tow too large a van with too 
    small a car and at too fast a speed. One of "them" recently killed a 
    veteran cyclist last week near my home (guy charged with careless driving).
    I passed by the scene of the accident, and felt sick and disgusted that 
    the law still allows people to tow these "liabilities".
    
    Ban the "van" 
    
       
1861.24SUBURB::THOMASHThe Devon DumplingTue Aug 18 1992 14:3110
	Having just driven the A1 from Edinborogh to Newcastle, I admit to
	feeling like disposing of some caravan dirvers.

	Once you get three caravans behind each other, overtaking is a near
	impossibility. 
	The spray kicked makes visibility very poor - even when its stopped 
	raining, and at 40mph this was very frustrating.

	Heather
1861.25Try Caravanning ! You might like it.SUBURB::JASPERTTue Sep 08 1992 15:5931
    well, It seems that caravanners are guilty of everything here, driving
    too fast, driving too slow, they are the only ones to break the law, to
    have illegal vehicles, they are not allowed to drive dangerously while
    it is quite acceptable for others to intimidate them by their OWN
    dangerous driving.
    
    Maybe, when a Hater next gets hot under the collar, he/she should look
    to see whether the Caravan Tower is being prevented from making good
    progress by a slower CAR in front, check their OWN speed to see if its
    legal, & the condition of their own car & how it is being driven.
    
    Me ? I'm a car driver most of the time, but maybe for 5% of my annual
    mileage I tow a caravan,(serviced, big mirrors, good tyres etc), who
    believes in live & let live.
    
    There are plenty of laws already in place for the police to prosecute
    BAD DRIVERS, whether they are towing or not.
    
    As for punitive road tax Dave, saying that's fair is a contradiction in
    terms. As well as that the Caravanner is already paying extra duty on
    the extra fuel consumed. Better still to scrap road tax for everyone.
    
    The Caravan Club will train drivers for the higher standard needed to
    tow a caravan, but as always you will not reach all drivers, just as
    you will not reach the driver of a Renault 5 in the Dec Pk carpark. who
    uses the car without roadtax & with a set of totally bald tyres.
    
    Hit the bad guys, instead of interfering with the personal liberties of
    the law-abiding, please.
    
    Tony.
1861.26Shop him/her !FUTURS::FIDOThe Man With No Personal NameTue Sep 08 1992 18:0220
.25>tow a caravan, but as always you will not reach all drivers, just as
.25>you will not reach the driver of a Renault 5 in the Dec Pk carpark. who
.25>uses the car without roadtax & with a set of totally bald tyres.
    
    $ SET MODE/FLAME = ON
    
    Why not shop the thieving, inconsiderate b******d to the police !
    
    Before people wade in at me, just consider what the consequences would
    be if he/she killed or injured someone in an accident - I don't think
    that his/her insurance company would be paying up as the car has not
    been taxed and maintained as required.
    
    It is also a form of theft not to pay the licence - it is totally
    unfair for licence payers to keep on subsidising people like this, who
    IMO should not be let out on the road at all.
    
    $ SET MODE/FLAME = OFF
    
    	Terry
1861.27VANGA::KERRELLDave Kerrell @REO 830-2279Tue Sep 08 1992 18:095
re.26:

No need to shop. Specials read this conference.

Dave.
1861.28NEWOA::DALLISONA missionary with no positionTue Sep 08 1992 19:043
    
    Why not enter the details here (colour, registration etc..) and let
    someone else do it ?
1861.29.27 Specials? Please elaborate.RUTILE::BISHOPWhat the HELL are you talking about man!Tue Sep 08 1992 19:211
    
1861.30The coppers perchanceFORTY2::HOWARDIt'll always be Pompey Poly !!Tue Sep 08 1992 19:324
    Do you mean special constables ??
    
    BArry
    
1861.31Fine people and all round good eggsVANGA::KERRELLDave Kerrell @REO 830-2279Tue Sep 08 1992 20:575
re.29/30:

Yep, Special Constables.

Dave.
1861.32Unfair to the environment?ARRODS::BARRONDSnoopy Vs the Red_BarronWed Sep 09 1992 14:0417
    re .25 

    >As for punitive road tax Dave, saying that's fair is a contradiction in
    >terms. As well as that the Caravanner is already paying extra duty on
    >the extra fuel consumed. Better still to scrap road tax for everyone.

    Tony
    A lot of what I wrote was mainly from the hip and tongue in cheek. I
    missed out the obligatory :-). 
    
    On the serious side, what I meant by saying fair is that if I
    found myself behind a queue of traffic behind a 'van, I personally
    would feel more amenable to this situation knowing the owner is paying
    extra tax (through RFL and fuel tax). This is no different in the HGV
    vehicles are assessed and their fuel bills are even higher. 
    
    Dave