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Title:Take my advice, you'd be better off DEAD
Notice:It's just a Box of Rain
Moderator:RDVAX::LEVY::DEBESS
Created:Thu Jan 03 1991
Last Modified:Fri Jun 06 1997
Last Successful Update:Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:580
Total number of notes:60238

515.0. "Be a kid again" by STAR::OCTOBR::DEBESS (WhatYouAreWhatYou'reMeantToBe) Wed Feb 28 1996 15:30

  This list was sent to me from Lisa "child of countless dreams" Yetto.
  Since there's not much conversation happening in here today, and since 
  Deadheads are naturally such kids-at-heart, thought maybe you'd enjoy 
  reading it and adding to it.

  Be a kid again...  

  Give yourself a gold star for everything you do today.
  Dot all your "i"'s with smiley faces
  Sing into your hairbrush
  Grow a milk mustache
  Smile back at the man in the moon
  Read the funnies Throw the rest of the paper away
  Dunk your cookies
  Ask somebody if their refrigerator is running
  Play a game where you make up the rules as you go along
  Order with eyes that are bigger than your stomach
  Open a pack of cupcakes and give one to a friend even though you wanted
  both of them for yourself
  Pretend your bread rolls are tap dancing
  Step carefully over sidewalk cracks
  Change into some play clothes
  Try to get someone to trade you a better sandwich
  Have a staring contest with your cat
  Eat ice cream for breakfast
  Kiss a frog just in case
  Give someone a "Hug-around-the-neck"
  Blow the wrapper off a straw
  Refuse to eat crusts
  Make a face the next time somebody tells you "no"
  Watch TV in your pajamas
  Ask "Why?" a lot
  Make graham-cracker-and-frosting sandwiches
  Believe in fairy tales
  Have someone read you a story
  Eat dessert first
  Wear your favorite shirt with your favorite pants even if they don't match
  Sneak some frosting off a cake
  Refuse to back down in a "did vs. did-not argument"
  Do a cartwheel
  Get someone to buy you something you don't really need
  Hide your vegetables under your napkin
  Stay up past your bedtime
  Whatever you're doing, stop once in a while for recess
  Wear red gym shoes
  Make a "slurpy" sound with your straw when you get to the bottom of a
  milkshake
  Sit really still for as long as the dog is asleep in your lap
  Put way too much sugar on your cereal
  Play a song you like really loud, over and over
  Find some pretty stones and save them
  Let the string all the way out on your kite
  Stick your head out the car window and moo if you see a cow
  Walk barefoot in wet grass
  Giggle at nude statues in a museum
  Make cool screeching noises every time you turn a corner
  Count the colors in a rainbow
  Fuss a little, then take a nap
  Take a running jump over a big puddle
  Eat dinner at the coffee table
  Giggle a lot for no real reason
  Make a clover chain for someone you really "like-like"
  Stir ice-cream flavors together
  Do that tap-someone-on-the-shoulder-while-you-stand-on-their-opposite-side-
  and-they-turn-around-and-no-one's-there thing
  Enjoy your all-time favorite candy-bar (Forget you've heard of calories!)
  Wear a ball cap backwards
  Go to the zoo
  Say "duh" when stuff is obvious
  Throw something and when it lands make a cool exploding bomb noise
  Put an orange slice in your mouth, peel side out, and smile at people
  Try to eat all the chocolate off a peanut butter cup
  Every time someone says "See you later" say "Not if I see you first" or
  "Thanks for the warning" then laugh real hard
  Whistle the theme from your favorite TV show all day
  Help your salt-and-pepper shakers talk to each other in high, squeaky
  voices
  Remember to say your prayers
  Squish some mud between your toes
  Stay up late watching scary movies
  Buy yourself a helium balloon
  Ride a roller coaster two times in a row
  Sing the "I see London, I see France" song to someone wearing low-slung
  pants
  Eat peanut butter straight out of the jar
  When your gum starts losing its flavor, spit it out and get a new piece
  Write your sweetie's initials in a chalk heart on the sidewalk
  Wave to the engineer
  Make a smiley face with your bacon and eggs
  Run through the sprinkler with all your clothes on
  Lick all the ice cream out of an ice cream sandwich before you eat the
  sandwich part
  Look down as you walk and hope to find money
  Catch lightning bugs in a jar and make a lantern
  Practice whistling through your teeth
  eat cereal any ol' time of the day you feel like it
  Yell out "opposite day!" then tell someone they're really smart
  Wear a bubble gum machine ring
  Watch a lot of TV and don't feel guilty about it
  Skip a stone across a pond
  Make somebody laugh just when they start to drink something
  Eat just the chocolate stripe out of your Neapolitan ice cream
  Ask to be excused
  Chew bubble gum
  Spin the stem of an apple to see what letter it comes out on
  start thinking now about what you want for your next birthday
  Sing to yourself all day
  Talk to your invisible friend
  play with your younger siblings toys
  stick your hand in the fish bowl, try to catch one...
  draw a gang of "stick-figure" persons, and call it your family!!!
  color in your favorite coloring book with your really cool box of 144
  crayons with the neato crayon sharpener
  finger-paint and make a really big mess
  buy pajamas with feet
  get the giggles and laugh until it hurts
  ask someone if they like "see-food"
  Stick your tongue out and sing "nah, nah, nah, nah, nah" to those jerks
  Get up early just to watch Saturday morning cartoons.
  Color in your favorite coloring book
  Eat food with your fingers.
  Find some Matchbox cars and have a race -- you push both cars
  Try to style Barbie's hair some way that actually looks nice
  Avoid the opposite sex at all cost on account of "cooties"
  Scream at cars passing by on the street, asking if they watch "The
  Elephant Show"
  Wave at the drivers in the cars behind you
  Climb in and out of the windows of cars, just like they did in Dukes of
  Hazzard
  Place a box of caps on a rock and set off the whole thing with another
  rock
  Two words: Play-dough (nuff said)
  Do the "arm-thing" when you pass a tracker trailer to try and make them honk
  their horn.
  Pretend your flashlights are light sabres and battle your best friend with
  it.  You be Luke.
  Lie on your back on the grass and watch the clouds go by.  Find one that
  looks like a Volkswagen.
  Play on the swingset in you backyard all afternoon
  Whenever someone tells you that you are going to go somewhere and you are
  going to like it, make a big deal about how much you'll hate it. Then like it
  (but don't tell anyone).
  Pretend you have superhuman powers   
  Fight about who kicked the can first.
  Fall asleep with your cat on your lap.
  Sing "Down by the Bay Where the Watermelons Grow" over and over and over on
  a really long cartrip and drive your parents completely wacky...
  Have waterfights at the end of the school year.
  Throw paper airplanes and see which one goes the farthest.
  Play 'catch and kiss' with the boys in your class.
  Pout until you get your way.
  Ride your bigwheel through the neighbor's sprinkler.
  Jump on your bed.
  Have burping contests with your best friend
  Play red light, green light.
  Eat OREO's by twisting them apart and licking the cream out.
  Stick your tongue out, whenever you feel the urge.
  See who can pee the farthest.
  Have a tickle fight.
  Play with LEGO's, display them.
  happy thoughts never hurt anyone.. 
  Go up behind someone, cover their eyes, have them guess who it is.
 
  Please add one and pass it on
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515.1STAR::OCTOBR::DEBESSWhatYouAreWhatYou'reMeantToBeWed Feb 28 1996 15:315
	jump on a swing, and get going as high as you can, then kick
	your shoes off and see how far they go...then jump off before
	the swing stops.

515.2NECSC::LEVYHalf-Step Mississippi Uptown ToodleooWed Feb 28 1996 15:493
...then go see the orthopedist.  

	old_fart_with_a_bad_back
515.3STAR::OCTOBR::DEBESSWhatYouAreWhatYou'reMeantToBeWed Feb 28 1996 16:013
	BZZZZZT!  Go to old-fart note, Do not pass GO, Do not collect $200...

515.4always a funsterSEND::SLOANmusic is my aeroplaneWed Feb 28 1996 16:479
    
        Chew Bazooka bubble gum and blow really B I G bubbles.
    
        Then there was the bad kid days:
    
        Drink Boones Farm wine in the alley
    
    Sloan
         
515.5one of my favoritesSPECXN::BARNESWed Feb 28 1996 16:555
    when someone makes what they think is a good point in their argument,
    say "That's a really good point ya got there, maybe if ya wear a hat no
    one will notice."
    
    rfb
515.6tough guysSEND::SLOANmusic is my aeroplaneWed Feb 28 1996 18:215
    
    we used to hit people when we either stood on a pack of lucky strick
    cigs and say, 'lucky strick' or when we saw a vw bug, we'd punch
    someone saying, 'punch buggy'.  Then yell out, 'no punch/strick backs'
    to keep the other person from getting ya back.
515.7SPECXN::BARNESWed Feb 28 1996 18:233
    that was "slug-bug" for us!!!
    
    rfb
515.8SPSEG::COVINGTONI drive for music.Wed Feb 28 1996 19:473
    
     I remember punch buggies...
    
515.9?DELNI::DSMITHAnswers aplenty in the by & byThu Feb 29 1996 17:044
    
    What happened to throw rocks at trains?  
    
    
515.10did I mention the Beatles?TOLKIN::OSTIGUYI am a man waving at the wavesThu Feb 29 1996 17:144
pennies or frogs on the train trax...well, we were kids after all :)

lisnin to my big brothers records...Beatles, Stones, Electric Prunes, Cowsills,
Beatles, Gary Lewis & the Playboys...
515.11AWECIM::HANNANBeyond description...Thu Feb 29 1996 17:2223
re: last couple, that reminds me:

Put a penny or other coin on a trolley/train track to flatten it when the
trolley/train rides over it.

Shake up a can of soda and roll it under a bus wheel that's driving by [SPLASH!]

Do the ole' "rope trick", where you put people on other sides of the street
making believe they're holding a rope across the road, and watch cars stop
thinking there's a rope they'd drive through.  [For extra fun, use a real rope
tied between light poles, but don't just stand there! ;-)]

Fill up water baloons on a hot day, and toss em at your friends.

Play army.

Cop a couple of smokes from your mom (preferable "Kents"), and smoke em up.
(this should fall under the category, do something stupid...)


Ahhh the old memories of growing up in Dorchester [dawchesta] are coming back...

/Ken
515.12SMURF::HAPGOODJava Java HEY!Thu Feb 29 1996 17:2410
     <<< Note 515.10 by TOLKIN::OSTIGUY "I am a man waving at the waves" >>>

>lisnin to my big brothers records..................Cowsills,

hey Wes!

This belongs in the "True Confessions" note :) :)   

\bobo

515.13MKOTS3::JOLLIMOREOn the threshold of a dreamThu Feb 29 1996 17:267
>Cop a couple of smokes from your mom (preferable "Kents"), and smoke em up.

	wow. yeah, swipin' my dad's kents. and gettin caught   :-/
	
	how about scrappin' snow from the sides of the freezer and
	throwing snowballs at cars in july   ;-)
	
515.14small town cheap thrillsSEND::SLOANmusic is my aeroplaneThu Feb 29 1996 18:234
    
    Take flour to the movie theatre (with a balcony) and blow it off onto
    the people below.  
    
515.15DELNI::DSMITHAnswers aplenty in the by &amp; byThu Feb 29 1996 18:4011
    
    Sigh. 
    
    I'm thinking about those hot, summer nights playing flashlight tag for 
    hours.
    
    Piles of dirt were infinite oppotunities for hours of unlimited Tonka 
    pleasure.  Now they mean nothing to me.
    
    What I wouldn't do to be physically and metally stripped of my growth 
    and returned to the world of boyhood for a day or two.   
515.16To be young and foolish..well at least young againPCBUOA::LEBLANCCAll good things in all good timeThu Feb 29 1996 19:0110
    i always liked the tick tock game with the bolt tied to a long piece of
    string then tacked to the side of the house...we then proceeded to run
    the string across the street and up a hill and pull on the string so
    the bolt slammed against the house....
    Watching the people come outside and look around only to hear it stop
    until they went back inside was rather entertaining....
    
    this ended rather abruptly when one neighbor decided to come poking
    around the bushes with a .357, looking for the miniature culprits
    
515.17MKOTS3::JOLLIMOREOn the threshold of a dreamFri Mar 01 1996 10:1910
	we played a lot of baseball back then, too.
	kids today don't play bb like we used to.
	we'd play everywhere, all the time. at recess in school, at the
	ball park after school, in the backyard 'til it got dark and you
	couldn't see the ball anymore. by the time we played organized
	ball, in peewee league or little league, we knew the game. it's
	funny to watch kids now, who play in peewee league and really
	have no sense of the game. kids play soccer now. *soccer*! what
	kinda game is that?!  ;-)
	
515.18Kids today are 1.stronger 2. bigger 3. athleticPCBUOA::LEBLANCCAll good things in all good timeFri Mar 01 1996 11:272
    did you hit a rock around with the tusk from a mastadon that the tribe
    had killed just hours before????
515.19MKOTS3::JOLLIMOREOn the threshold of a dreamFri Mar 01 1996 11:438
>              -< Kids today are 1.stronger 2. bigger 3. athletic >-

	HaH. they're bigger alright. and rounder, with flatter bottoms.
	
	rock? mastadontusk?  puHLeez!
	we made balls of hardened tree sap, covered with mamoth skin.
	and carved bats from mahogany.
	we had *class*  !!
515.20stick ballAWECIM::HANNANBeyond description...Fri Mar 01 1996 11:4717
    I played countless hours of street hockey when I was a kid.
    Some baseball too, but hockey was the big thing.

    When I got to the teens, the big pass-the-time thing was street stickball,
    using a "pimple" ball (remember those?) cut in half for the ball and a
    broomstick handle for the bat.

    With half a hollow rubber ball you could get some wild pitches across the
    street, wicked (there's a kids word ;-) curves and dips.  If you hit the 
    ball right you could get a decent projection.
    
    There was no running after a hit though.  Instead, the triple decker
    apt building across the street was the "field".  Anything that hit the
    first floor or below was a single; 2nd floor, double; 3rd floor triple;
    the roof was a homah (and sometimes end of game ;-).   

    /Ken
515.21AWECIM::RUSSOclaimin!Fri Mar 01 1996 12:4414
    
    I played a lot of pickup baseball as a kid, never liked pitching to my
    big brother, who had a tendency to hit line drives up the middle.  That
    is the best way to learn baseball as a kid.....the Little League stuff
    was good, but was not good enough alone.  It seems that kid's sports
    are far too organized far too early, strikes me as sad.  In a way I
    feel it takes away a child's natural ability to be creative, like any
    kid had to be who played in a pickup game in the neighborhood.  My son
    is two, so I have a few years to go before I can say first hand how
    bizarre kids sports are (because of adults) these days.....
    
    Hogan (played catch at lunch twice this week!!!)
    
    
515.22AWECIM::HANNANBeyond description...Fri Mar 01 1996 18:4311
    I just signed my son Timmy up for T-ball, baseball for beginners,
    with no pitching I don't think, I'm new at this too.

    Picture an inverted T on the ground about 2-3 feet tall, adjustable hight.
    The ball goes on the top, the kids hit the ball from there, and run like
    in regular baseball.

    Didn't have that when *I* was a kid (ie, "in my day" ;-).

    /Ken
    
515.23SPECXN::BARNESFri Mar 01 1996 18:599
    on thing I warn everyone that is about to enroll their kids in
    competitive, organized sports, and that is the "competitive" part.
    I've seen so-called "coaches" yell , scream, and mentally hurt little
    kids cause they couldn't perform as well as their peers. I've also seen
    some of my friends take said "coach" aside afterwards and say "If I
    ever see you belittle a kid like that again, I will personnaly take
    you out." be careful with "role models".
    
    rfb
515.24I've seen those types of coaches rfbPCBUOA::LEBLANCCAll good things in all good timeFri Mar 01 1996 19:087
    but then again
    sports will make them a better student.....more competitive......give
    them better self esteem....
    give them a scholarship to college so mom and dad don't have to pay for
    it....
    
     there are pros and cons to everything
515.25No cars or worries eitherFABSIX::T_BEAULIEULike A steam LocomotiveFri Mar 01 1996 19:1211
	re Ken & Street Hockey

	man every day we'd be out in the street playing hockey
	rain/shine/snow  all year round. It was the greatest!

	playin Hide-n-seek (nobody could fine me) but now I wonder
	if they really tried  8-)

											
	Toby
515.26SPECXN::BARNESFri Mar 01 1996 19:2730
    Don't get me wrong, Cris...I've nothing against sports for the reasons
    U mentioned, ok well maybe I have a real hard time with giving bozo's a
    4 year trip thru school cause they can throw a " _____" better than my
    daughter can. BUT!!!! in my long years of studying humans (I'm not one)
    *NONE* of the jocks (no negitive term there, just an easy way to
    "catagorize" for the sake of this useless discussion) I knew became the
    "better students" or had any "better self-esteem" because of sports,
    now maybe they were better students already or already had a feeling of
    self-worth because of some other factor in their lives (but I often saw
    morals, sensitivity etc,. go to hell when egos due to sports got bigger
    than their brains) but I would never say it was due to sports. In fact,
    during the 60's and 70's we all KNEW the only thing a talent for
    throwing a "-----" got you was a job throwing a grenade in VietNam.   
    
    and i've always thought we put to much emphasis on competition and not
    enough on getting along. 
    
    now don't get me wrong. I always excelled in sports and loved them. 
    If it weren't for the fact i was 120 lbs and 5'5" most of my 
    high-school life, i'd a been one hell of a basketball/football player...
    but i always got squished. So I ran cross-country and track on the
    "teams" and played sandlot ball of all sorts. 
    
    besides, they always beat me up for fooling around with their
    girlfriends. 
    
    
    can ya tell I have NOTHING to do????
    
    rfb
515.27And a funny one at thatPCBUOA::LEBLANCCAll good things in all good timeFri Mar 01 1996 19:295
    barnes...
    yer a loon!!!!
    
    
    :^)
515.28SPECXN::BARNESFri Mar 01 1996 19:335
    wait a minute!! i was expecting a long rebuttal !! U gonna let me off
    that easy!!
                          %^)
    
    rfb
515.29:^)PCBUOA::LEBLANCCAll good things in all good timeFri Mar 01 1996 19:433
    no argument here
    
    you snatched up their women!!!
515.30STAR::OCTOBR::DEBESSLeap from ledges high and wildTue Mar 05 1996 15:543
	make an angel in the snow

515.31AD::CHARNOKYThe time has come, the walrus saidTue Mar 05 1996 16:073
    Be sure to carry a supply of bubbles and a yo-yo!
    
    'noky_whose_string_just_broke
515.32ASDG::IDEMy mind's lost in a household fog.Tue Mar 05 1996 16:161
    Write your name in the snow.
515.33STAR::OCTOBR::DEBESSsuch a long long time to be goneTue Mar 05 1996 16:187
>    Write your name in the snow.

	;-)   I really envy that skill  ;-)

	

515.34AWECIM::RUSSOclaimin!Tue Mar 05 1996 16:269
    
    My 2-year old son and I made a snowman Sunday morning, and it was a
    great feeling to do that again.....
    
    I chose not to write on him though, especially since we made the
    snowman in the front yard ;^)  I'll let Pete pick that skill up himself
    ;^)
    
    Hogan
515.35SPECXN::BARNESTue Mar 05 1996 16:382
    Go fishin with a cheap rod-n-reel adn no bait but a worm and a
    grasshopper. 
515.36STAR::OCTOBR::DEBESSsuch a long long time 2B goneTue Mar 05 1996 16:413
	...and a safety pin for a hook

515.37ZENDIA::FERGUSONMr. Plumber's coding servicesFri Mar 15 1996 18:0212
Let all the dogs hanging outside around the school inside the school!

Teachers used to get all pissed trying to get the dogs
back outside.

then, one time, 2 dogs were outside the cafeteria window
doing the naughty-naughty act.  everyone eating caught on
and started cheering like mad! the teacher went outside
and broke up the excitement, but man, that *was* funny!



515.38Spot removalHELIX::CLARKFri Mar 15 1996 18:4211
>and started cheering like mad! the teacher went outside
>and broke up the excitement, but man, that *was* funny!

  Broke up the kids' excitement, or the dogs' ?
  
  I was once in a school bus full of junior high schoolers that pretty much
  had to stop & wait (until the dogs finished).  It was that, or run 'em
  over.  One of the dogs belonged to a girl on the bus, who was mortified...

  And not too long ago a Secret Service guy (apparently felt he) had to
  shoot a pair of dogs to get 'em out of the president's path.   - JayC.