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Conference mr1pst::music

Title:MUSIC V4
Notice:New Noters please read Note 1.*, Mod = someone else
Moderator:KDX200::COOPER
Created:Wed Oct 09 1991
Last Modified:Tue Mar 12 1996
Last Successful Update:Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:762
Total number of notes:18706

238.0. "Cheesey Songs from the 60s-80s" by EPS::BAUER (Timber Wolf) Tue Jun 02 1992 18:37

Hi, help us list online the cheesiest songs you
can think of from the 60's to the 80's.

My coworker and I play this game all the time and
now extend the invitation to you.

Here are a few gems to begin with...dont know titles
well, list the lyrics here....

1.  Billy Don't be a Hero
2.  "Daddy, please don't it wasn't his fault.. he means
    so much to me..."
3.  "Sing, Sing a song, make it simple to last your
    whole life(day) long."
4.  "Honey, Honey Sugar, Sugar, you are my candy girl..".
5.  Seasons in the Sun "We had joy we had fun, we
    had seasons in the sun..."
6.  Kung Fu Fighting
7.  Y.M.C.A - "...where you can get yourself clean..."
8.  "Burn Baby Burn - Disco Inferno"
9.  "She's a Brick House"
10.  "...and they called it PUPPY LOVE" by Donny Osmond

have fun - keep it going.
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238.1more for youEPS::BAUERTimber WolfTue Jun 02 1992 18:4714
1.  Macarthur's Park "..someone left the cake out
    in the rain"
2.  "Your having my baby....what a wonderful to say
    how much you love me"
3.  Muskrat Love and Shop Around - by Captain and Tennile
4.  Hurting Each Other - by the Carpenters
5.  I think I love you - Partridge Family
6.  I got you babe
7.  I feel love - Donna Summer
8.  You Light Up My Life
9.  "My baby takes the MORNING TRAIN...he works
    from 9 to 5 and then...he takes another home again
    to find me waitin for him..."
10. "Lets get Physical....I wanna get ANIMAL"
238.2pointerOLTRIX::ZAPPIAdrum on a stickTue Jun 02 1992 18:5027
	Everything but the cheese....maybe Lisa has an on-line copy of what
	she played during the radio cheese festival.

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ASDG::GASSAWAY "Insert clever personal name here"    14 lines   8-MAY-1991 10:55
       -< Dust off my Defranco Family single (featuring Tony Defranco) >-
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    Just thought I'd warn you that the "Lisa and Sue take over Friday
    night" vibes are coalescing once again, this time the fest is called:
    
    "Cheese of the Ages: 30 Years of Cheese"
    
    or some such thing.  That's right, 6 hours of the cheesiest slices we
    can find.  Bad 60's crud, maybe an art rock tune thrown in, Terry
    Jacks, mid-70's synth funk, cartoon show themes, the inevitable disco
    tune, hair bands.......
    
    Friday May 25th, mark your calendar......of course feel free to voice
    your suggestions or come hang out with us....
    
    Lisa

238.3Re: .0 & .1SELL3::FAHELAmalthea Celebras/Silver UnicornTue Jun 02 1992 18:5414
>2.  "Daddy, please don't it wasn't his fault.. he means
>    so much to me..."
    
    Run, Joey, Run
    
>9.  "My baby takes the MORNING TRAIN...he works
>    from 9 to 5 and then...he takes another home again
>    to find me waitin for him..."
    
    Morning Train (9 to 5)
    
    This is one category I'm staying out of...I LIKE cheese!
    
    K.C.
238.4the All-Paul-Simon network?VAXUUM::T_PARMENTERjagged-line theoryTue Jun 02 1992 19:403
last week in radio_radion some beau was calling for no
dumm lyrics.  now here we go with no cheesy lyrics.
what's left?  (see title for hint)
238.5Lost 45'sREFINE::BARKERI like to do drawrings.Tue Jun 02 1992 20:294
    Should we call Barry Scott over at BOS, and enter his playlist as a
    reply to this topic???
    
    -Jesse
238.6Cheese FilledNEMAIL::MERCIEROut where the Wild Things AreWed Jun 03 1992 16:1412
    
    
    1. The night Chicago died (Paperlace??)
    2. I Gotcha (Joe Tex)
    3. The rapper  (The Jaggerz)
    4. The Streak
    5. Convoy
    
    Ill keep thinking...(I have all of these form my growin up days)
    
    Bob
    
238.7blast from the pastMIMS::DUCAT_DWed Jun 03 1992 17:179
    Convoy?, man, there's a song I hadn't heard in a long time.
    Actually, the guy who wrote that became Mayor of Ouray, CO
    for a few years. (I grew up there)His name was
     CW Mcall (aka Bill Fries)
    
    Boy, he wrote some pretty silly songs.
    
     2
    d
238.8Head CheeseAIMHI::GILLISRedSox/WhiteSox in 92 ALCSWed Jun 03 1992 19:2013
    Alone Again (Naturally)
    Sylvia's Mother
    How Do You Do ? 
    Delta Dawn
    That theme song from that tv show about the blond superhero ("Believe
    it or not I'm walking on air")
    Popcorn 
    Candy Man
    Afternoon Delight
    Final Countdown by Europe (I'm not kidding)
    
    dan
    
238.9MoLdY HeAd ChEeSeNEMAIL::MERCIEROut where the Wild Things AreWed Jun 03 1992 19:5218
    
    More from my moldy collection of head cheese 45's
    
    Rock the Boat
    Brand New Key  (I gotta brand new pair of roller skates, you gotta 
                    brand new key......yuuuckk!)
    You light up my life
    Cherokee Reservation
    Love will keep us together
    Indiana wants me
    Dont pull your love out (funk and wagnall)
    Rose Garden
    Brandi
    Hold your head up
    Sunshine
    The lion sleeps tonite
    Kung-Fu Fighting
    
238.10sadly, I can name most of the performersAIMHI::GILLISRedSox/WhiteSox in 92 ALCSWed Jun 03 1992 19:557
    re .9  
    
    Good list, but I'll have to debate the inclusion of "Hold Your Head
    Up"; a pretty decent song by Argent.
    
    dan
    
238.11Brandi live cover (non-LP)OLTRIX::ZAPPIAterminal bluesWed Jun 03 1992 19:564
	Sometimes these make great covers or at min. better ones...
	Titanics (Boston/TAANG!) doing "Brandi" is priceless.

238.12NEMAIL::MERCIEROut where the Wild Things AreWed Jun 03 1992 19:575
    Dan--Yeah thats true...Hold your head up is a pretty good tune, but
    it still falls into that lost 45's type of music. I still have most
    of the 45's I mentioned in my replies....
    
    Bob
238.13still holdingOLTRIX::ZAPPIAterminal bluesWed Jun 03 1992 19:575

	I missed that one, yea, as a little kid I liked that song and now
	as a big one I still do...

238.14Believe it or not I'm walking on airSELL3::FAHELAmalthea Celebras/Silver UnicornWed Jun 03 1992 20:146
    Re: theme from tv show w/blonde super hero
    
    "The Greatest American Hero"
    
    K.C. (who loves most of the songs mentioned and don't think of them as
    "cheese")  :^(
238.15Too easy in C&WSTAR::BECKBeware OSI Layers 8 and 9Wed Jun 03 1992 21:353
    Giddy-up Go (C&W Trucker song)
    almost anything by Vince Gill
    You Got To Stand For Something (Or You'll Fall For Anything)
238.16Do these rate?GLDOA::REITERWed Jun 03 1992 22:024
    In The Navy - Village People
    The Ballad Of The Green Beret - Sgt Barry Sadler
    
    \Gary
238.17RAVEN1::B_ADAMSGoin' back to Cali, Cali!Wed Jun 03 1992 22:209
    
    	Friday Night...Bell and James
    	Boogie Oggie Oggie...Sister Sledge
    	Boogie Shoes....K.C.& Sunshine Band
    	The Logical Song...Supertramp
    
    Ton's of them..
    
    B.A
238.18RAVEN1::B_ADAMSGoin' back to Cali, Cali!Wed Jun 03 1992 22:238
    more...
    
    	Cocacabana(sp)  Barry Manilow
    	Without You...Neilson
    	Bad Blood...Neil Sadaka(sp)
    	Anything by the Osmonds!
    
    B.A.
238.19ICS::CROUCHSubterranean Dharma BumThu Jun 04 1992 11:315
    
    Sweet city woman - Stampeders
    
    Jim C.
    
238.20STUDIO::IDEnow it can be toldThu Jun 04 1992 13:058
    I can't believe no one's mentioned "Muskrat Love" by Captain and
    Tenille.
    
    And, who can forget those thrilling times when Marie was a little bit
    rock 'n' roll and Donnie was a little bit country.  :^)  Is there
    anything cheesier than a medley of cheese?
    
    Jamie
238.21RAVEN1::BLAIRWhat *is* it, Man?Thu Jun 04 1992 13:134
   Bummer to see Nilsson's Without You and Stampeder's Sweet City Woman.

  -pat (who likes both and has seen Heart do a killer version of Without You)
238.22NEMAIL::MERCIEROut where the Wild Things AreThu Jun 04 1992 13:425
    
    
    Chick-a-Boom
    
    
238.23Trapped in a mine when it caved in...CARTUN::CARTUN::BDONOVANThu Jun 04 1992 13:5214
    
    Remember "Timothy" by the Buoys?
    
    Just a cute little diddy about two boys eating their friend when they
    got trapped in a mine collapse.
    
    Significant lines:  "My stomach was as full as it could be,
                         and no one ever got around...to finding...
                         Timothy"
    
    
    AHHHHHHGGGGHH!
    
    Brian
238.24MRKTNG::MITCHELL_VThu Jun 04 1992 14:023
    
    Here's one:  Da Do Run Run...Da Do Run Run (can't think who sang this
    but I think he was an actor)
238.25GLDOA::REITERThu Jun 04 1992 14:079
    re:  .23
    
    The "friend" that the miners ate in "Timothy" (The Buoys) was a mule.
    
    You some kinda animal rights activist or what?     :7)   :7)
    
    (The Buoys were a hometown band in my wife's hometown.  15 minutes of
     fame.)
    \Gary
238.26GURU::tomgDragon Dictate UserThu Jun 04 1992 14:0712

re: .-1

Shawn Cassidy (ack!)

I dunno, lots of the songs listed so far, don't
seem like "cheese" to me at all. 



-T
238.27GURU::tomgDragon Dictate UserThu Jun 04 1992 14:106
Re: .26

oooops. .26 was a reply to .24

-T
238.28Ooooh Scary!REFINE::BARKERI like to do drawrings.Thu Jun 04 1992 14:216
    How about a pair from Tim Curry:
    
    I Do the Rock
    Paradise Garage
    
    -Jesse
238.29VCSESU::COOKI am a VikingThu Jun 04 1992 14:252
    
    Lollypop!
238.30Duck and cover...ADROID::fosterStrat with DesireThu Jun 04 1992 14:543
Little Willy  - Sweet

D.O.A. - Blood Rock?  (should be under gory songs?!)
238.31Not relegated to one-hit-wonder bandsRANGER::LEFEBVRESomewhere between Heaven and HellThu Jun 04 1992 15:497
    The Stones		"Angie"
    The Beatles		"Oh-Bla-Dee, Oh-Bla-Da"
    Genesis		 anything since "Wind and Wuthering"
    
    :^)
    
    Mark.
238.32NEMAIL::MERCIEROut where the Wild Things AreThu Jun 04 1992 16:006
    
    
    Saturday Nite   (The Bay City Rollers)
    Tra-la-la song  (The Bananna Splits)
    
    
238.33Get your cheese right!SELL1::FAHELAmalthea Celebras/Silver UnicornThu Jun 04 1992 16:366
    Re: .20
    
    It was MARIE that was a little bit Country, and DONNIE that was a
    little bit Rock'n'Roll.
    
    K.C.
238.34STUDIO::IDEnow it can be toldThu Jun 04 1992 16:408
    re .33

    Right, but on a couple of special occasions they switched roles.  In
    effect, they took a cheesy medley act and sunk it to a new low.
    
    I can't believe I'm publicly admitting that I watched the show.  :^)
    
    Jamie
238.35I thought America did Muskrat Love...STAR::WALLThu Jun 04 1992 16:424
    
    Did not America issue Muskrat Love originally?
    
    DFW
238.36MRKTNG::MITCHELL_VThu Jun 04 1992 20:536
    
    
    
    It was a graveyard smash "The Monster Mash"
    
    
238.37WMOIS::MAZURKASon of the DawnFri Jun 05 1992 12:173
    Any thing by Ray Stevens..
    
                Crazy_wadda_wad_ball_Al
238.38If Music Was Cheese, Here's Some Cheese Whiz...EPS::CARLHummina, Hummina Hummina!Fri Jun 05 1992 12:4932
    Geeezze, Even More Cheese:
    
    1. All By Myself (Eric Carmen)
    2. Dream Weaver (Can't remember who did it)
    3. "Dancing Queen Young and Sweet Only Seventeen" (ABBA)
    4. "Louie, Louie, Louie, Lou-eye" (?)
    5. "Knock Three Times On The Ceiling If You Love Me" (Tony Orlando)
    6. "I write the Songs" (Barry Manilow)
    7. "Tie A Yellow Ribbon" (Not the 90's version, but Tony Orlando)
    8. Joy To The World "Jerimiah was a bull frog, was a good friend
       of mine" (3 Dog Night)
    9. Flash Dance
    10.Gimme 3 Steps (Lynard Skinner {sp?})--I confess that I've
       been in a couple of cheese bands in starving times, and they
       always droned this song when playing some of the cheesier
       clubs when living in Ohio.  That was in the early 80's, and
       what's sad is you can probably find working wedding bands
       (yes, with just buckets of oozing cheese flowing from their
       amps, drums and P.A.'s) playing this and many of what they
       call "Standards" to suffering wedding parties, understanding
       now why this band only cost $200 for the night.
    
       Other songs for these Cheese Bucket Bands are: Misty, Never On
       Sunday, Johnny Be Good, Wipe Out, The Hokey Pokey (Stand up
       and make a fool of yourself), The Chicken Dance (Stand up again
       and make a fool of yourself), My Girl, Just My Imagination and 
       more.  
      
       I remember sitting behind my drums and with my heart down in
       my feet and pounding these songs out, weekend after weekend
       wondering when somebody would get wise and blow up our 
       equipment van.
238.39WBC::DEADYFri Jun 05 1992 12:513
    
    2. Dream Weaver - Gary Wright
    
238.40VCSESU::COOKMystic PowersFri Jun 05 1992 12:564
    
    re: .38
    
    Hey, I like Eric Carmen!
238.41And the joke was Paul...DREGS::BLICKSTEINMariah Carey's FianceFri Jun 05 1992 14:391
    "Silly Love Songs" by Paul McCartney
238.42WONDER::REILLYMore 'Itchy and Scratchy!!!!'Fri Jun 05 1992 15:0421
    "One Toke Over the Line" - forgot, some 2 guys
    "2525" - Zager and Evans

     ---
    
     I once saw a record review book that spent some time defining shlock,
     and they decided that there was good shlock and bad shlock.

     For me, good shlock covers stuff like "Sweet City Woman," "96 Tears,"
     "Cherokee Reservation," "Little Willy" - I love those songs, but I 
     realize they're pretty hokey.  I think one of the things I hate most
     about today's Top 40/AOR is that it's rarely cool or acceptable to
     today's audiences to *get* that hokey or corny anymore.  The songs 
     run from serious to soulful to socially conscious to loud to being
     about love, but everybody seems too "mature" for the shlock.  I mean, 
     as funny and unimportant as things like "Afternoon Delight" were, I miss 
     the fact that bands were writing good shlock like that... you know, for
     variety.
    
    - Sean_connisseur_of_cheesy_songs
238.43"and the operator said 30 cents more..."AIMHI::GILLISRedSox/WhiteSox in 92 ALCSFri Jun 05 1992 16:2313
    RE .42
    
    Funny; I have a few of the "Have a Nice Day; Super hits of the 70's"
    cassettes and I also find myself identifying "ggod schlock" and "bad
    schlock" when I listen to them.  For instance, "The Night Chicago
    Died" really ain't that bad, whereas "Sylvia's Mother" and "How do 
    You Do?" are worse than I ever imagined.  Eye of the beholder, I
    guess.
    
    Yup, I too miss the good ole days of hokey tunes.
    
    dan
     
238.44all the way to the bankTOOK::SCHUCHARDDon't go away mad!Fri Jun 05 1992 17:218
    
>>        <<< Note 238.41 by DREGS::BLICKSTEIN "Mariah Carey's Fiance" >>>
>>                         -< And the joke was Paul... >-

>>    "Silly Love Songs" by Paul McCartney
    
    	i'd like to agree with you on this Dave, but judging by the money
    he got, i'm afraid the joke was on us:-6
238.45brother what a night it really wasAIMHI::GILLISRedSox/WhiteSox in 92 ALCSFri Jun 05 1992 17:466
    Hey, that is a kazoo isn't it? Ah, you just ruined it for me, or
    enhanced it ;').  I'll have to get the CD so that I can discover
    the more subtle nuances of Paper Lace's musical stylings.
    
    dan
    
238.46DKAS::RIVERSQuel Surprise!Fri Jun 05 1992 20:1018
    There's Got to be a Morning After -- dunno by who, but it was the theme
    song from Posiedon Adventure.  I still can't hear that song without
    suffering psychological damage.   :)
    
    
    
    Shannon (or whatever) -- about the dead dog.  
    
    
    And, speaking of animals:
    
    
    Wildfire  -- about the pony and its mistress who perish in a cold
    winter night.  Or something.
    
    
    
    kim
238.47The Theme LadySELL3::FAHELAmalthea Celebras/Silver UnicornFri Jun 05 1992 20:165
    The Morning After - Maureen McGovern, who also did "Can You Read My
    Mind" (theme from Superman) and the theme from the TV show "Angie" (all
    of which I have, and love).
    
    K.C.
238.48RANGER::LEFEBVRESomewhere between Heaven and HellSat Jun 06 1992 15:093
    "One Toke Over the Line" is by Brewer and Shipley.
    
    Mark.
238.49Was she involved in that?STAR::WALLMon Jun 08 1992 14:189
    
    ???
    
    Didn't "Can You Read My Mind?" only have voice-overs, which according
    to the credits were done by Margot Kidder?
    
    And does it really matter? :-)
    
    DFW
238.50SELL3::FAHELAmalthea Celebras/Silver UnicornMon Jun 08 1992 16:419
    Re: .49
    
    In the movie, it WAS just a voice-over (not sung, but recited) by
    Margot Kidder...but the SONG was released that year by Maureen
    McGovern.
    
    I should know...I have it!  :^)
    
    K.C.
238.51Ah hah!STAR::WALLMon Jun 08 1992 18:036
    
    Never doubted you...  You possessed irrefutable information I lacked. 
    Never knew there was anything but what went out on the soundtrack.
    
    Thanks,
    DFW
238.52DELNI::STHILAIREjust another roll of the diceMon Jun 08 1992 20:2929
    re .16, in my opinion The Ballad of the Green Beret is *the* worst song
    ever recorded.
    
    re .31, however, Angie, by The Rolling Stones, is one of my all-time
    favorite songs!  It is *not* cheesy.  It is beautiful!
    
    Some others, I don't think were mentioned yet:
    
    Billie & Sue by ?  "Billie & Sue, met the first day of school, and ever
    since then lived by the golden rule, etc."  
    
    Ruby, Don't Take Your Love To Town - Kenny Rogers
    
    Will You Marry Me, Bill? - by a female singer (?)
    
    One Less Egg To Fry - a female group (?)
    
    To All The Girls I've Loved Before - Willie Nelson
    
    It Must Be Him, Or I Shall Die - Vicki Carr  (I really *hate* this
    song)
    
    D.I.V.O.R.C.E. - Tammy Wynnette
    
    Stand By Your Man - Tammy Wynnette  
    
    
    Lorna
    
238.53BUSY::SLABOUNTYI'm not part of the real worldMon Jun 08 1992 20:3410
    
   >Will You Marry Me, Bill? - by a female singer (?)
   > 
   >One Less Egg To Fry - a female group (?)
    
    
    	Both by The Fifth Dimension ... Marilyn McCoo on lead vocals.
    	[The title of the second is "One Less Bell to Answer".]
    
    							GTI
238.54More Than You Wanted to Know...CARTUN::CARTUN::BDONOVANTue Jun 09 1992 12:2816
    
    
    and "Will You Marry Me, Bill?" is actually "Wedding Bell Blues."
    
    The Fifth Dimension had a string of sugar-pop hits in the late sixties,
    including "Would You Like to Ride in My Beautiful Balloon" and their
    own rendition of "Aquarius/Let the Sunshine In."  One of their other
    hits (I think) was "Stoned Soul Picnic."  
    
    In any case, "Bill" was actually one of the other singers in the Fifth 
    Dimension and he *did* marry Marilyn McCoo.
    
    The two had another top 40 single in late 1976-early 1977 titled
    "You Don't Have to be a Star (To Be In My Show)."
    
     Brian
238.55They are playing Hampton Beach soonEPS::BAUERTimber WolfTue Jun 09 1992 12:417
Macho, Macho Man...I've got to be a Macho Man


Who could forget this classic by the Village People.


TW
238.56SELL1::FAHELAmalthea Celebras/Silver UnicornTue Jun 09 1992 12:506
    Re: .54
    
    Its funny how you got "Wedding Bell Blues" correct, but muffed up on
    "Up Up And Away" (Would you like to ride...)
    
    K.C.
238.57You win some and lose others...CARTUN::CARTUN::BDONOVANTue Jun 09 1992 14:0515
    >It's funny how you got "Wedding Bell Blues" correct, but muffed up
     on "Up, Up, and Away"
    
    Yeah....sheepish...I kinda knew there was a different title and
    couldn't remember it.
    
    Wedding Bell Blues was easy enough to remember....my sister used
    to put a 45 of it on, and let it *over* and *over* and *over*
    until someone one would run in and seize the thing from the
    record player.
    
    She was only 9 at the time....
    
    Brian
    
238.58INDUCE::SHERMANECADSR::Sherman DTN 223-3326Tue Jun 09 1992 14:4311
    How does D.I.V.O.R.C.E. go?  Is it something like,
    
    D.I.V.O.R.C.E.
    Find out what it means to me.
    D.I.V.O.R.C.E., V.O., R.C.E.
    Sock it to me, sock it to me, sock it to me, sock it to me, 
    Sock it to me, sock it to me, sock it to me, sock it to me ...
    
    ;^)
    
    Steve
238.59Large Curd!AIMHI::ROYTue Jun 09 1992 15:2413
    Heartbeat (is a lovebeat).......DeFranco Family
    
    Fox on the Run.........Sweet
    
    Island Girl............Elton John
    
    On the Radio...........Donna Summer
    
    Mr. Jaws...............Rick Dees (I think)
    
    Disco Duck.............Rick Dees (I think)
    
    Street Corner Serenade.....Wet Willie
238.60WRKSYS::MARKEYGrand Parade of Lifeless PackagingTue Jun 09 1992 15:2810
    If you want plain cheese, sorta like Velveeta, you might consider
    Tiny Tim's "Tiptoe Through The Tulips".
    
    However, the cheesiest, and in my opinion also the worst, song I've ever
    heard:
    
    Seasons in the Sun (Terry Jacks)
    
    Brian
    (who is thankful he has not heard this song in at least 15 years)
238.61SELL1::FAHELAmalthea Celebras/Silver UnicornTue Jun 09 1992 16:4522
    *sigh* if I'm not careful, I'll develop a reputation, but here I go
    again...
    
    Mr. Jaws - Dickie Goodman, NOT Rick Dees.
    
    OK, OK...some songs that SOME would consider "cheese" (I have 'em all!)
    
    General Hospit-ale
    Bad Blood (Elton John, Neil Sedaka)
    Tell Laura I Love Her
    Please Mr. Please
    Cats In The Cradle (I saw this in a "Worst Singles" list - STILL can't
    	believe it!)
    Rapper's Delight (the ONLY rap song I will profess to own)
    Bertha Butt Boogie
    Angie Baby (Helen Reddy)
    Break My Stride
    Doctor's Orders
    
    But...I like 'em all!
    
    K.C.
238.62Here's some moreUSMFG::KLAVOIETue Jun 09 1992 19:3413
    Up, Up and Away - Fifth Dimension
    Alone Again, Naturally - Gilbert O'Sullivan
    O Claire - Gilbert O'Sullivan
    ABC - Jackson Five
    One Bad Apple - The Osmonds
    Sugar Sugar - The Archies 
    Anything by Shirley Ellis (The Name Game, Nitty Gritty, etc.)
    
    I can't believe they actually called this stuff rock 'n
    roll......please........
    
    Ken
    
238.63This Guy Produced "Atom Heart Mother"?RICKS::ROSTSubconcious desire to be deafTue Jun 09 1992 19:394
    Nobody has mentioned Pink Floyd producer Norman "Hurricane" Smith's
    big hit "Babe, What Can I Say".
    
    						Brian
238.64What would I say?VAXUUM::T_PARMENTERjagged-line theoryWed Jun 10 1992 16:375
The next thing you know, someone will mention Mungo Jerry or "Ride, Captain Ride"
by the Blues Image.

Which are only two of the greatest songs of the 20th century, right up there with
Hurricane Smith.
238.65RAVEN1::BLAIRWhat *is* it, Man?Wed Jun 10 1992 17:073
    
    I once saw The Beagles do "Ride Captain Ride" on their TV show.
    Say, you don't supposed it was lip-synched, do ya?  ;^)
238.66which oneREFINE::BARKERI like to do drawrings.Wed Jun 10 1992 17:215
    re: a couple back
    
    Which Mungo Jerry was that?  'In the Summertime' or another?
    
    -Jesse
238.67this oneVAXUUM::T_PARMENTERjagged-line theoryWed Jun 10 1992 17:541
la-ta-ta-ta-ta-la-ti-tada-ti-ta
238.68"Sister Ray" by the 5th DimensionESGWST::RDAVISChaws more than he can bite offWed Jun 10 1992 18:103
    Mungo Jerry did a cover of "Some Kinds of Love"?
    
    Ray
238.69DELNI::STHILAIREjust another roll of the diceThu Jun 11 1992 17:349
    I always liked In The Summertime by Mungo Jerry.  I think it's a fine
    tune.
    
    Another horrible one:  
    
    You Were Always On My Mind - Willie Nelson
    
    Lorna
    
238.70GIAMEM::LEFEBVRESomewhere between Heaven and HellThu Jun 11 1992 18:294
    Whenever I hear that song by Willie Nelson the image of cow being
    branded always comes to mind.
    
    Mark.
238.71This *must* have been mentioned by now, but just in caseCUPMK::FRANZOSAFri Jun 12 1992 16:345
    Almost anything by Gary Puckett and the Union Gap. My own particular
    favorite -- after nails on a chalkboard -- is "Young Girl."
    
    jcf
    
238.72Young girl => WomanREFINE::BARKERI like to do drawrings.Fri Jun 12 1992 17:224
    Not that "young girl" is that distinguishable from "Woman" (have you
    got cheating on your mind?).
    
    -Jesse
238.73blechBUFFER::NV_TEMPDebra Lauer, DTN 276-9471Fri Jun 12 1992 18:115
    What about "I've never been to me" by (?) Sylvia?
    
    Oh sorry, that should be under _gacky_ songs, not _cheezy_ songs...
    
    **Deb
238.74RAVEN1::B_ADAMSThe Mountains of Poke!Fri Jun 12 1992 19:415
238.75Recovery through therapy and anti-depressantsTHEBAY::WIEGLEBDAPush the button, Frank!Fri Jun 12 1992 21:0918
    RE: .74  ("I've Never Been to Me")
    
    You can blame Maureen McGovern for a lot of things, but you can't blame
    her for that one.
    
    I seem to recall it was some one-hit, no-talent, one-name-only
    schlockmeister.  (Charlene, perhaps?)
    
    This was from the summer I was stuck in an office all summer that
    played top-40 radio.  Gawd, what a wretched summer.  After endless 
    exposure to that song, "Key Largo", the later hits of Christopher Cross, 
    and the rest of it, I eventually started twitching uncontrollably
    whenever I encountered a radio.  Yeccch.
    
    BTW, I will dispute the earlier inclusion of Harry Nilsson's version of
    "Without You" among the ranks of the rank.
    
    - Dave
238.76lots of cheese. lots of excellent memoriesBSS::K_LAFFINFri Jun 12 1992 23:329
    What about
    
   "50 ways to leave your lover"   Paul Simon
    
    "Shadow Dancing" and "Devil's Daughter"  Andy Gibb
    
    "I'm Henry the 8th I am"
    
    Katrina
238.77And speaking of cheese...BUFFER::NV_TEMPDebra Lauer, DTN 276-9471Mon Jun 15 1992 12:537
    ...did anyone else listen to the Top 40 countdown on "Lost 45s" last
    night?  I even wore my Walkman during the Blazers/Bulls so I wouldn't
    miss any of le grand fromage...
    
    It was _flying_!
    
    **Deb
238.78Tell your cheddar from your swiss! ;^)CIVIC::FAHELAmalthea Celebras/Silver UnicornMon Jun 15 1992 13:565
    RE: "I've Never Been To Me"
    
    Yes, it was Charlene.  (Not Sinclair!)  :^)
    
    K.C.
238.79NEMAIL::MERCIEROut where the Wild Things AreMon Jun 15 1992 15:164
    
    Waterloo
    
    
238.80"Krama Mig"BUFFER::NV_TEMPDebra Lauer, DTN 276-9471Mon Jun 15 1992 16:307
    re -1
    
    I have the single of _Waterloo_, sung in Swedish no less.
    
    It sounds a lot less cheezy that way.
    
    **Deb
238.81Is Barry Scott back on the radio?CSLALL::TGORMLEYMon Jun 15 1992 16:347
    
    Re: .77
    
    What countdown? Is "Lost 45's" on again? Reply .6 mentioned Barry
    Scott at WBOS; is that where his show is now? 
    
    Tim G.
238.8292.9REFINE::BARKERI like to do drawrings.Mon Jun 15 1992 16:564
    Yup.  Barry Scott's lost 45's is on BOS 92.9 somewhere in the 5-9 time
    slot.
    
    -Jesse
238.83RAVEN1::BLAIRWhat *is* it, Man?Mon Jun 15 1992 17:382
    
    What about "Fernando"?  Geez, was that Abba or Captain and Tenile?
238.84SELL3::FAHELAmalthea Celebras/Silver UnicornMon Jun 15 1992 18:063
    Fernando - ABBA
    
    K.C.
238.85..quick...the gun..........AD::FLATTERYMon Jun 15 1992 19:234
    ..i'm sure it's been mentioned but the song that makes me want to 
    hurl for days ever time i hear it..."you're having my baby"....p.
    anka... ..............ARRRHHHHHGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!....................../k
    
238.86WRKSYS::MARKEYGrand Parade of Lifeless PackagingMon Jun 15 1992 19:4017
    Oh yeah, that reminds me of a good story about that Paul Anka song:
    
    Back in college during the days of the so-called "sexual revolution" I
    had a next door neighbor in the dorm who was that guy who seems to exist
    on every college campus - the guy who slept with virtually every woman on
    the planet. He would sometimes have three or four "visitors" per evening.
    Some of his visitors tended to be, shall we say, sexually demonstrative.
    Thus, we usually had a pretty good idea when that "magic moment" had
    arrived.
    
    So, we'd sit there with my roommate's record collection, who was a part
    time DJ and had just about everything, and select *just the right
    moment* for a rousing, and very loud, spin of Paul Anka's "Having My
    Baby". Nothing like a little thought-provoking music to wile away the
    time...
    
    Brian
238.87AD::FLATTERYMon Jun 15 1992 20:541
    ,..-1..hahahahaha.....cruel, so cruel.......i like that!..../k
238.88Boooooaahhhhhkkkkk "Splat!"EPS::CARLHummina, Hummina Hummina!Tue Jun 16 1992 02:007
    Slip Slidin' Away
    Smoke Of A Distant Fire
    Thunder Island
    Freebird "Another Moldy Club Song by Lynard Skynard"
    
    These four can really give me the "CHEESE HEAVES"...
    
238.89No accountin' for tasteWONDER::FEINI'm an EXCELLENT driver.Fri Jun 19 1992 13:5817
    Isn't it interesting how one person's cheese is another person's art?
    
    However, here are some beyond question:
    
    Take a Letter, Maria
    
    Hats Off to Larry
    
    Okie from Muscogie
    
    AND THE SINGLE WORST SONG OF ALL TIME,
    
    Bright, Elusive Butterfly of Life
    
    
    
    Mike
238.90CSLALL::HENDERSONGonna get there? I don't knowFri Jun 19 1992 14:1219

RE:         <<< Note 238.89 by WONDER::FEIN "I'm an EXCELLENT driver." >>>
                          -< No accountin' for taste >-

  >    AND THE SINGLE WORST SONG OF ALL TIME,
    
  >  Bright, Elusive Butterfly of Life
    
    
    
   Nope..its "I Will Follow Him" by Little Peggy March, just thinking about it
 starts it running through my brain and I'm about to  jump outta my chair and
 run screaming down the hallway :-/




Jim
238.91I can still remember MOST of the words...OBSESS::BREENFri Jun 19 1992 16:223
    How about "Sunshine, Lollypops, and Rainbows" by Leslie Gore...
    
    kpb
238.92Woof woof!!PAKORA::DMILLERHello...it's me!Mon Jun 22 1992 06:296
    
    What about "Love me,love my dog."!!
    
    Who sang that anyway?
    
    
238.93I thought this would be obvious......VOGON::BOWERSBananafishbonesWed Jun 24 1992 10:539

	I should be so lucky... lucky, lucky,lucky,lucky 
							- Kylie.

	Shudduppa your face
				- ??????.

Dai.
238.94COMICS::WEGGSome hard boiled eggs &amp; some nuts.Wed Jun 24 1992 12:2813
     	Re .92

    	"Love Me, Love My Dog" was Peter Shelley.

    	Re .93

    	"Shaddap You Face" was Joe Dolce Music Theatre.

    	After three and half years of marriage, my wife admitted to me only
    	last night that she has a copy of "Shaddap You Face". Oh the
        embarrassment!

    	Ian.
238.95Nursery PopARRODS::OHAGANBWed Jun 24 1992 16:294
    "Japanese Boy" by a Scottish lady, Aneka(?); does that bring
     back bad memories? 
    
     barry.
238.96Difficult to forget!...KERNEL::MACLEANSandie frae the IslesThu Jun 25 1992 13:229
    Bad Memories?
    
    ...we're talking nightmare city!!  ...yup!-She was called Aneka...real
    name Mary Sandeman ,a well known,and respected, Scottish Gaelic Singer!
    (...and  she was the Aunt of a friend of mine,which caused him major 
    embarrassment when she appearred  on T.O.T.P !) ...Perhaps it's time
    for a Re-release we were just talking about this song yesterday ;-) !
    
    Sandie..../
238.97corny as Kansas in AugustGJO001::REITERThu Jun 25 1992 13:357
    It occurred to me that every Broadway show tune ever written is pure
    cheese.....
    which is why they call them "show tunes" and not something else.
    
    Being labeled a "show tune" grants immunity from prosecution under
    cheese laws.	:7)
    \Gary
238.98Pass the cheese, please...EPS::CARLHummina, Hummina Hummina!Thu Jul 02 1992 16:2223

	1. Rain Drops Keep Falling On My Head (?)
	2. What's Up Pussy Cat? (?)
	3. Coastin' (Nancy Sinatra)
	4. These Boots Are Made For Walkin' (Nancy Sinatra?)

		These boots are made for walkin'
		and that's just what they'll do
		'cause one of these days these boots
		are gonna walk all over you...

	5. Summer In The City (Lovin' Spoonful)

		Hot time, summer in the city,
		back of my necks gettin' dirty and gritty...

	6. Mellow Yellow (Donovan)

	Actually, I must admit to liking the last two.  I
	guess everybody has a little cheese running in 
	their veins.
                   
238.99CSLALL::HENDERSONWho's got segmented eyes?Thu Jul 02 1992 16:2829

RE:          <<< Note 238.98 by EPS::CARL "Hummina, Hummina Hummina!" >>>
                        -< Pass the cheese, please... >-



	1. Rain Drops Keep Falling On My Head (?)  BJ Thomas
	2. What's Up Pussy Cat? (?)  Tom Jones
	3. Coastin' (Nancy Sinatra)
	4. These Boots Are Made For Walkin' (Nancy Sinatra?)  Yep

		These boots are made for walkin'
		and that's just what they'll do
		'cause one of these days these boots
		are gonna walk all over you...

	5. Summer In The City (Lovin' Spoonful)

		Hot time, summer in the city,
		back of my necks gettin' dirty and gritty...

	6. Mellow Yellow (Donovan)

	Actually, I must admit to liking the last two.  I
	guess everybody has a little cheese running in 
	their veins.
                   

238.100EMHS Class of '69GJO001::REITERThu Jul 02 1992 18:237
    re:  .98 and/or .99
    
    Summer In The City, Mellow Yellow
    
    Maybe the reason you like these two is because they're not
    actually cheese?
    \Gary
238.101CGVAX2::TULIPANITreat the Earth wellFri Jul 03 1992 13:5211
    Here's one for the record:
    
    "Put the bone in"     by  Terry Jacks
    
    it's the B side to the "Seasons in the sun" 45.
    
    		ever hear it???
    
    
    
    john.
238.102Better than any one cheezeESGWST::RDAVISCarp per diemTue Jul 07 1992 00:288
    But I thought "Mellow Yellow" referred to Velveeta?
    
    On the radio this morning, I heard a novelty version (yeah, I know) of
    "Mellow Yellow" as performed by "Senator McKinley" and "Senator Bobby"
    Kennedy, but I have no idea who Senator McKinley was, and Bobby Kennedy
    is dead, so some of the humor may have been lost.
    
    Ray
238.103There were giants in those daysSUPER::PARMENTERNouvelle blagueTue Jul 07 1992 12:486
Ray, just think how many enemies you've missed by being so young.

Sen. Everett McKinley Dirksen, a/k/a The Wizard of Ooze, was a horrid old 
tart who pandered patriotism and pushed the marigold as the national flower,
while being leader of the Republicans in the Senate.

238.104GIAMEM::LEFEBVREGoing Deaf for a LivingTue Jul 07 1992 16:173
    Mellow Yellow referred to the act of smoking dried banana peels.
    
    Mark.
238.105Saffron: Drug of the idle rich?THEBAY::WIEGLEBDAPotatoe Head BluesWed Jul 08 1992 01:117
    Ban the banana!  We can't have schoolchildren having access to
    dangerous hallucinogenic drugs in every supermarket.
    
    Fortunately we don't have to worry about banning saffron.  Illicit
    drugs are much cheaper.
    
    - Dave
238.106Moonshine SupermanESGWST::RDAVISCarp per diemThu Jul 09 1992 15:427
    Tom, speaking of patriotism, let's start an AMERICANA_RAMA conference.
    Topic 1:  "Jefferson vs. Carter"; Reply 1: "Jefferson was taller."
    
    On the cheese side of the sandwich, Donovan can't get much gooier than
    name-any-Springsteen-song.
    
    Ray
238.107hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey heyWHELIN::OMALLEYHappy Happy Joy JoyFri Jul 10 1992 13:283
    Ok.  Rosalita.
    
    Peter
238.108comin' at yaWBC::DEADYMon Jul 13 1992 23:219
    
    	Here are my entries in the "cheese" list. The first is "I Don't
    like spiders and snakes" by Jimmy something. The second causes me
    to contemplate "yellin' at the lawn", "It's raining men" by the
    "Weather Girls"? Must be the two worst "songs" of all-time.
    
    fred deady
    
    
238.109RAVEN1::B_ADAMSMGD 500 at the Poke!Tue Jul 14 1992 01:015
238.110Tear off the roof and stay in bedESGWST::RDAVISCarp per diemTue Jul 14 1992 16:213
    "It's Raining Men" is a masterpiece.
    
    Ray
238.111Let me tell you about the spiders, snakes and the Bumble BeeDREGS::BLICKSTEINdbWed Jul 15 1992 18:2910
    Say what you want about Jim Stafford, but the man (it turns out) has
    phenomenal guitar chops.
    
    I once was flipping the channels and saw a guy playing "Flight of the
    Bumblebee" on a white acoustic guitar at the speed of light.
    
    I couldn't see who it was because he had his head down, pickin' like
    a madman.
    
    When the tune was over, he looked up, and it was Jim Stafford.
238.112LEDS::BURATIMaximum CoolFri Jul 17 1992 13:596
>    When the tune was over, he looked up, and it was Jim Stafford.

    I don't remember where I saw or heard him play (Smothers Bros maybe),
    but I do remember Jim Stafford being a pretty good picker. I was kinda
    bumbed out when he came out with that Spiders and Snakes novelty tune as
    a single.
238.113His fifteen minutesTHEBAY::WIEGLEBDARocky and Raging BullwinkleThu Jul 30 1992 02:404
    He actually had his own (summer replacement?) variety series a couple 
    of years after "Spiders and Snakes" was a hit.
    
    - Dave
238.114he did nothing near as goodSUPER::PARMENTERNouvelle blagueThu Jul 30 1992 12:413
I saw Jim Stafford in Vegas with the Smothers Brothers and Joan Rivers (on
DEC expense account).  He played and sang a bit, but he did not do "Spiders and
Snakes" despite repeated requests from the RSX section of the audience.
238.115Cheeze whizGENRAL::ENGLEWed Sep 30 1992 19:2114
    how bout...
    
    Chapel of Love - Dixie Cups
    
    Jojo the dogface boy - Annette
    
    I sold my heart to the junkman - no idea
    
    I love (little baby ducks) - Tom T. Hall
    
    Hang on Sloopy - McCoys
    
    I *like* Kung Fu Fighting, god knows why.
    
238.116Before She Had The Gonzo HairRICKS::ROSTG. Bush cocktail: America on the rocksWed Sep 30 1992 19:366
    
    >I sold my heart to the junkman - no idea
    
    Patti Labelle and the Bluebells
    
    
238.117Lady M is way coolGENRAL::ENGLEWed Sep 30 1992 19:543
    No sh*t!?
    no wonder I liked that song, cheesy as it was. She must have been a pup
    when she did that one, I know I was. :)
238.118No boxers need applyNOKNOK::HIGGINSFri Apr 07 1995 14:179
    
    Nobody else hates Mohammed Ali - the Black Superman?
    Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
    aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
    The song, that is.
    
    Funny that most of the songs listed in here were big hits!
    
    MH
238.119We forgot about Micheal...SEND::CARLWed Sep 20 1995 20:2710
    
    Several/all of the Micheal Jackson, especially:
    
    Bad
    Smooth Criminal
    We are the World (many artist's gooped in cheese)
    Billy Jean's Not My Girl
    
    I liked Thriller though.
    
238.120Just not able to appreciate NYDREGS::BLICKSTEINGeneral MIDIWed Sep 20 1995 21:181
    Everything ever written by Neil Young