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Conference moira::naturism

Title:Naturism
Notice:Site report index is in topic 7
Moderator:GENRAL::KILGORE
Created:Tue Jan 26 1988
Last Modified:Thu May 08 1997
Last Successful Update:Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:457
Total number of notes:3687

23.0. "Well, I never.. Yes that's your problem." by ELWOOD::BERNARD () Thu Feb 11 1988 15:31

    Years ago on "Dragnet", Friday and his partner Gannon were called
    to the house of an elderly lady who was complaining long and loud
    about her obscene neighbor who was sunbathing in the nude. She
    insisted that he be arrested. Friday told the lady to calm down
    and he would investigate the matter so he went around to the back
    of the house. There he found a step ladder propped up against an
    8 foot high stockade fence and the lady said. "Now, you just climb
    up the ladder and see for yourself!"
    
    Paul
    
    
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23.2I can't stand to look.ELWOOD::BERNARDThu Feb 11 1988 17:3114
     I seem to remember an article in the Cape Cod Times a number of
    years ago about the use of the outer cape beaches around Truro and
    Wellfleet for nudists. It stated that the real damage done was to
    the sand dunes and cliffs which are protected, to guard against
    erosion. Now it was not the beachgoing nudists who threatened the
    dunes and cliffs, it was the people who came to look through
    field glasses from up on the cliffs, who were damaging the grass.
    How do you solve the problem? Do you prohibit the gawkers from
    trampling the grass, no, you arrest the nudists on the beach.
    
    Only in America.
    
    Paul
    
23.3Zieh Dich Wieder An!!STING::FIELDSCorporate head of NonsenseTue Mar 08 1988 20:5811
    
     But it's NOT only in america, it's also in Europe!! While I was
    stationed in West Germany I would go to a place called the Sand
    Pits ourside of RHEIN MAIN airforce base in Frankfurt and shed clothes
    and relax amongst the other nature lovers and at least 3 times in 2
    weeks the POLEZI would harass us. Nothing really happened until a clown
    with a video camera fell off a 60 foot cliff and hurt his back.
      Then they closed the beach for a couple of weeks and arrested anyone
    near the place. The summer dragged after the closing...
    
    Tom