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Title:Meower Power - Where Differing Opinions are Respected
Notice:purrrrr...
Moderator:JULIET::CORDES_JA
Created:Wed Nov 13 1991
Last Modified:Fri Jun 06 1997
Last Successful Update:Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:1079
Total number of notes:28858

381.0. "What would your cat wear?" by DSSDEV::TPMARY::TAMIR (DECforms Roadie) Mon Sep 14 1992 10:05

We were chuckling over the old note in Feline_V1 about what your cat would wear
if he or she could pick out clothing to match his or her purrsonality...so,
here goes again!!  What would your cat wear????

Honey, my 10 year old Himmy, just loves blue oxford cloth shirts, open at
the neck so you can see his furry chest, tan Dockers and boat shoes.

Chauncey, my 6 year old Himmy, doesn't care, as long as it's Brooks Brothers!

Julie likes Polly Finders dresses--the ones with lots of smocking.

Robin...hmmmm.....Robin would start with comfortable shoes and perhaps a nice
wool blazer.

Biff would be in tight jeans and a t-shirt with a pack of cigarettes rolled
up in the sleeve.  He'd have on motorcycle boots and a black leather studded
belt.

Mikey, I think, still would wear his OshKosh coveralls and little knit shirts.

And Beth....hmmmmm....what would Beth wear??????

Mary
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381.1SPEZKO::RAWDENCheryl Graeme RawdenMon Sep 14 1992 10:4213
    Why Mar, Beth would wear RayBans, of course!

    Chubs would sport a pair of faded Levi's with a few holes strategically
    placed near his bottom.  If not, he'd wear Huggies, Pampers, etc.  The
    cat needs a diaper for his smelly bottom!  No shirt, no shoes.  Maybe
    an accompanying baseball hat.

    Zelda would wear a diamond necklace and earrings.  She's too cute to
    have to hide her sexy body in clothing.  
    
    Lea would wear red lowcut outfits all the time (even if it does clash
    with her blue eyes).  Give the cat a tube of Princess Marcella Borghese
    lipstick and she's all set, the little whore.  :^)
381.2BUSY::MANDILELow pay, long hours, NO chance for advancementMon Sep 14 1992 12:1916
    Casey would have to shop in the big/tall cat's store! (;
    
    B.K. would be designer clothing only! (:
    
    Pepper would have everything custom made, because he is
    so fussy about his looks! (:
    
    Rusty would be a T-shirt and jeans kinda guy! (;
    
    Nique would be in a lumberjack shirt, overalls and a rugged
    pair of boots!  Definitely your outdoorsy type! (: (;
    
    Moochie would have everything always clean and neat, but would
    wear hand me downs so as not to draw attention to her self....(;
    
    
381.3All-American & Mr. Sassy ClassyJULIET::CANTONI_MIThat really ghasts my flabber!Mon Sep 14 1992 12:4110
    Nicodemus is such an all-American little boy, he'd have to wear
    comfortable blue jeans, a t-shirt, and a baseball cap.
    
    Lasher, on the other hand, would always wear expensive Armani suits and
    a tuxedo for special occasions.  Of course, for just lounging around,
    he'd wear socks and a bath towel. (those are the two items he just
    loves to steal off the bed or counter, running away with them and
    growling the whole time! ;^)
    
    
381.4Merritt Fashion ShowMAGEE::MERRITTKitty CityMon Sep 14 1992 16:4842
Presenting the Merritt Fashion show.

First we have little POCO who is dressed in Madonna tri-colored bra cones.  
Just look at this little girl flaunt her tiny trim body.....and look she
is doing the slut pose...Madonna couldn't even beat that!!

Next down the aisle we have big bad BARKLEY dressed in his black leather
jacket and hip hugger pants.  What's that I see...my my Barkley is carrying
a club and bat.  He looks like the enforcer!!

And now we have ANGUS in his gray business suit...dressed very properly and
oh what a handsome guy!!   Wait...he's off in running down the aisle...he
is actually following some pretty little furry girl that made a pass at
him.  Wow...he's really running...he won't be home for days!!

Next we have little CHLOE in her beautiful white wedding dress with the
long trail..do I see wings...my what a little sweet angel she is!!! 

And up comes DEWEY who is dressed in his bright fluorescent orange shorts,
tank top and Miami Dolphins Cap.  Look at that guy...shaking everyones
hand as he walks down the aisle....what a guy!!!!!!

And here's ABBY in her Yuppie brown striped sweater and tight pants
that shows off the cutest buns and wiggle!   

And next comes BOGIE dressed in his Bozo the clown outfit carrying a 
water pistol.  Did you see that...he just squirted the judges and now
he is laughing in their faces!!

And as the stage creaks...out comes VAN GOGH in is jeans, black shirt,
and red bandanna around his head.  Is that a designer switchblade he is
carrying...he is the head gang member and does very well protecting
his territory!

And last down the aisle is J.C. in his farmer jeans, flannel shirt,
floppy hat and sunglasses.  J.C. appears to be carrying a bowl of
food...will he share it....NO WAY!!



                                           
381.5Can't stop laughing!JUPITR::KAGNOMom to the Wrecking CrewMon Sep 14 1992 17:225
    Sandy, that was absolutely hysterical!!  I could just picture it in my
    mind after all you have shared with me about the antics of your cats!
    
    Well, forget about me entering mine!  Yours tops them all!!
    
381.6AYRPLN::TAYLORI'm having a Blonde day!Mon Sep 14 1992 17:3737
    Let's see.. what WOULD they wear!!
    
    Well, of course My little Kyra would HAVE to be in a lovely maternity
    dress ... Probably something in a pastel blue with a white collar and
    white buttons .. of course the white shoes to go with it.  If she
    WASN'T pregnant, she'd be wearing a beautiful chiffon type dress ..
    some type of pastel color, showing a bit of clevage to show off her 
    magnificent white ruff and a hole where her beautiful plumy tail to go
    through.  She's SUCH a ham!
    
    Silver .. the plain Jane look.  Long tan skirt skirt, flat shoes, plain 
    brown sweater with maybe a monogram on the front.  She's VERY old
    fashioned. (-:
    
    Tabitha .. Kacky pants, Green button-down blouse.  A bit of a preppy!!
    
    PITA .. Most definitely old jeans with lots of holes in them and a
    t-shirt that says something like "51% sweetie and cuddly, 49% PITA .. 
    don't push it!"  Or "Make me purrrrrrrrrr..."
    
    Sweetie .. Well, being a bit stuck up now because of his fame last
    year, he'd definitely be in his black tux .. top hat and tails of course! 
    (-:  Cumberbund, bow tie, the whole bit!
    
    
    PIMA .. Again, like her sister with the name quite similar .. Beat up
    old jeans with lots of holes (from climbing all over the house) and a
    dirty t-shirt that says "Watch out, I'm coming through!!" or "I've
    EARNED the name of PIMA"! (-:
    
    
    The three old ladies would probably be in something a bit modest would
    be in typical "old ladies" clothes.  NEVER in pants .. Probably a nice
    skirt with a nice white blouse.
    
    Holly (and her clan of NINE!!)
    
381.7Quite a variety in the Cordes householdJULIET::CORDES_JAFour Tigers on My CouchMon Sep 14 1992 18:1059
    Here's what I wrote back on 15-JUN-1987 in FELINE_V1
    
>                -< Amelia and Bailey...a fashion statement?
>
>   Amelia Earhart - Brown Tabby and White Domestic Shorthair:  When
>   not decked out in brown flight jacket, white silk scarf and aviator
>   shades, Amelia would be wearing pinafores and petticoats because she's 
>   a sweet little cat who loves to be loved.
>    
>   Bailey's Irish Cream ("Bailey") - Blue-Cream (almost Torbie) Domestic
>   Shorthair:  Bailey would have "borrowed" (translated "stolen") her
>   big brother's (if she had one) jeans, t-shirts and sneakers and would 
>   be out doing some mischief (probably destroying someone's clothing).
    
    
    Those descriptions still sorta hold.  But...
    
    Amelia would still be wearing her aviator gear but she'd dump the 
    petticoats and pinafores now and just make sure that her aviator gear 
    had just enough feminine flair to it to make sure no one mistook her 
    for a male.
    
    Bailey has gone a little more upscale with her wardrobe in her more
    mature years.  The jeans would be Liz Claiborne(sp) and she'd be
    wearing a nice blouse and washable leather keds.  They'd be just
    nice enough to carry her from comfortable day wear to out on the town
    at night.  
    
    Carrie...this is a tough one.  She spends so much time running from 
    and dodging Onyx that exercise wear would be her main wardrobe.  She's 
    also the cat that likes to be on top of the highest perches in the 
    house so hiking/backpacking or mountain climbing gear would also be 
    appropriate.  She's just a very atheletic kitty.
    
    Onxy.  He's a sexy boy.  I see him in some type of swashbucker outfit.
    Baggy, pirate-type shirt and tight fitting pants with boots up to the
    knees.  He keeps his sword sheathed but sharpens it every day anyway
    in case he has to rescue a fair damsel.  And, I must say, he's quite
    a hit with those fair damsels even though there's not much he can do
    with them.
    
    Now for the temporary additions...
    
    Ariel.  I see him in tight pants, a sexy silk shirt unbuttoned just 
    enough to show off his manly chest and a St. Christopher's medal 
    hanging around his neck on a gold, very delicate/fine link chain that
    hangs just a little below the throat (we don't want the chain to be 
    too long).
    
    Molly Brown.  She's a very contemporary kitty.  I see her in a short
    skirt with shorts underneath and a midriff blouse with off the shoulder
    sleeves.  She's somewhat Madonna-ish in her mode of dress.
    
    Tortellini.  She's sooo cute.  Now, she gets the petticoats and
    pinafores.  She's mommie's little girl.  Oh, and don't forget the 
    hair ribbons and patent leather Mary Jane shoes to complete the 
    ensemble.
    
    Jan
381.8clothes, what clothes???FORTSC::WILDEwhy am I not yet a dragon?Mon Sep 14 1992 18:317
knowing my bunch as I do...I think the whole lot would be nudists, and would
happily parade around nekkid just in order to embarass me...

but, then, at times I do get a bit paranoid about things....

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