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Conference marvin::uk_music

Title:The UK Music Conference
Notice:Welcome (back) to UK_MUSIC on node MARVIN.
Moderator:RDGENG::CROOK
Created:Mon Mar 28 1988
Last Modified:Fri Jun 06 1997
Last Successful Update:Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:1381
Total number of notes:39269

174.0. "All Time HATES!" by YUPPY::FELL (MAZZER) Tue Aug 23 1988 20:03

    
    
    Everyone has a song or songs that they really *hate*!
    
    Whats yours??
    
    Mazzer
    
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174.1Yuk!YUPPY::FELLMAZZERTue Aug 23 1988 20:0610
    I'll start the ball rolling...
    
    Whiter Shade of Pale - Procol Harem
    
    The Birdy Song - (Don't know who by and don't care!)
    
    Will think of somemore later.
    
    Mazzer
    
174.2I lke this gameWELMTS::GREENBgiant land crabs in earth takeover bidTue Aug 23 1988 20:207
    smoke on the water - the purps
    stairway to heaven - the zeps
    the last 14 qu**n singles
    
    Check the Records conference, note 425, for loads more real cr*p
    
    Bob
174.3Hall of ShameAITG::PARMENTERLaws don't change by obeying themTue Aug 23 1988 20:295
    "Stairway to Heaven" - Ded Zep
    "Push It" - Salt 'n' Pepa
    "Smokin in the Boys' Room" - Brownsville Station (?)
    
    - Dan
174.4I must be at a difficult age ??!!?BONNET::MCALLISTERTue Aug 23 1988 21:079
    
     Goodness,I've seen a couple of my favvies in there,SOTW and Smokin'
    in the boys room ?????
    
     Anyway,the only song I used to turn the radio off for was by Niel
    Reid and was called Mother of Mine...it wiz dddiiiirrrrreeeee!!!!!!
    
    Cheers...mcb
    
174.5sorry to anyone who like this 8-)CHEFS::LAWSONMFinite cann't comprehend InfiniteTue Aug 23 1988 21:113
    all those rap records -- yyyyyuuuucccccKKKKKKK
    
    mark
174.6MPGS::TURNERThe Bear that Beers the Kirin's NameTue Aug 23 1988 21:168
174.7MPGS::TURNERThe Bear that Beers the Kirin's NameTue Aug 23 1988 21:517
    more:

    "Da Doo Ron Ron", Shaun Cassidy.
    "The Devil Went Down to Georgia", Kenny Rogers.
    "A Fifth of Beethoven", who knows and who cares.

    /joe
174.8My VotesMED::ARTHURWalk away...in silenceWed Aug 24 1988 00:474
	"Knights in White Satin" never reaching the end

	"Relax" don't play it!
174.9Chuck worthyECCGY4::HAIGHWell worth a listenWed Aug 24 1988 11:5413
    Does anybody remember
    
    	I love America - Patrick Jovet (or something like that) oh crap
    					there goes me breakfast again.
    	Anything at all by Foreigner.
    	All Bee Gees songs.
    
    
    
    By the way whose idea was this note? I'm feeling really ill now.
    
    
    		Steve.
174.10cos I love yooooo! yes I love yoooooo!!WELMTS::GREENBgiant land crabs in earth takeover bidWed Aug 24 1988 13:396
    re .7  Try Nights in White Satin by the Dickies - they totally murder
    it by turning it into a chunk of buzzsaw punk with tuneless vocals.
    Youll never feel the same about those pompous pr*ts the moody blues
    again
    
    Bob
174.11sickiesSUBURB::BURKEGOvation axe manWed Aug 24 1988 15:278
    Anything by Rick Asstley,
    The birdie song
    star trekking (start wrecking was much better spoof)
    Day trip to Bangor
    
    To name but a few,.
    
    	UUUUurrrrrrrrrpppppp..... rrrraaaaallllfffff hheeeeuuuuuuuuueeeeeyy.
174.12yukkyYukkyYukkyhuoooooooghMUNEDU::LACEY2 Boxes of Frogs!! and thats UGLY!!Wed Aug 24 1988 15:296
    
    
    Anything by the PET SHOP BOYS
    
    
    	Grub....
174.13AAAArrrrgggghh!!RDGENG::MOXLEYLeather and LaceWed Aug 24 1988 15:397
    
    The Birdy Song, Agadu-du-du (aaaarrghhh!!), anything by Marry Banilow,
    again anything by Rick Assly, anything by some cute little unknown
    12 year old ( eg Lena Zavaroni), Julio Inglesias, I could go on,
    but I won't..
    
    				Si 
174.14MoreBISTRO::WARDWed Aug 24 1988 16:2917
    How about :
    
    Almost all Christmas number one's including Shakin' Stevens and
    that "Grandma" song ...
    Bryan & Michael - Matchstick People
    Shutupayaface
    Day trip to Bangor (mentioned before, but one of my all time hates)
    "Ring My Bell" - a summer number one from 1979 (forget who)
    Peters & Lee - Welcome Home
    Max Bygraves - Deck of Cards
    Billy Swan - I can help (used to hate it, but not so much now)
    Lionel Ritchie - Hello
    Culture Club - Karmawhatsit
    UB40 - Red Red Wine
    Wings - Mull of Kintyre (an absolute dirge - Girls School is great)
    Boris Gardner - Just don't want to be lonely (the orginal was
    excellent)
174.15Rick Astly fan clubCHEFS::ASHENDENJWed Aug 24 1988 16:375
    Rick Astly I have to turn the radio off and he makes me feel sick
    when hes on the telly.
    Barry Manalow   Mum thinks hes great so I got rid of her LP's
    
    trouble
174.16ECCGY4::HAIGHWell worth a listenWed Aug 24 1988 16:391
    Ring my bell, was by Mary Ward, I think!! Hmmmmm!!!
174.17RTOISB::CHISHOLMDem Tambourines!Wed Aug 24 1988 16:5921
    
    
	Let's here it once more for 'the Birdy Song', add to it -
    
    	Yes Sir I can Boogie - Baccara
    	Grandma we love you - St. Winnifred School Choir
        Two little Boys - Ralf Harris
    	Barcelona - Freddie Mercury + some spanish bint
    	Live is Life - some Austrian eejits 
    	Ru-uby, don't take your love to town - Kenny Rogers
    	Coward of the County - Kenny Rogers
    	If I said you had a beautiful body - Bellamy Bros
    	Do do do the Funky Chicken - the Goodies
    	Mi-i-ss-i-ss-i-ppi - Pussycat
    	Like a Virgin - Maradonna
    	Pass the Dutchie - Musical Youth
    	
    	that's all for now, more when I need it. This is better therapy than
    	a psychiatrist, I feel much better now.
    
    	Doug.
174.18and these.........CHEFS::IMMSAWed Aug 24 1988 17:0012
    green green grass of home - tom jones
    anything by chipmunks, pinky and perky, plus birdy song and that
    other "here_we_are_another_load_of_Brit_pr**s_in_Spain_so_lets_
    sing....Viva Espana"

    Anything by Demis Roussos - particularly after his performance with
    Dame Edna on tv last week.
    
    Boy - did he look bewildered!!!
    
    andy
    
174.19SACRILAGE!!!!!!!WELMTS::GREENBgiant land crabs in earth takeover bidWed Aug 24 1988 17:0211
    re .15
    
    YOU B***ARD!!!!!!!!!
    
    Id have had those Manilow albums! Throw them away!! How could you???
    
    Please, no more mention of Rick Astley, Manilow, Birdy song, Agadoo,
    etc. - they dont count cos *everyone* hates em
    
    Bob
    
174.20Kippers For TeaYUPPY::ANDERSONRRobWed Aug 24 1988 17:269
    WOT, no mention of the European Song (?) Contest ??
    
    How could anyone leave anything from that trash out of a note like
    this !!
    
    ...and it was ANITA Ward who rang the bell...or didn't for most
    of us !
    
    Almost anything by the Communards gets my vote.
174.21You taika da pees, yes?FORTY2::ETHERIDGEbaconlettuceandtomatosandwichWed Aug 24 1988 17:4710
    re .17
    
    Do the funky CHICKEN? *CHICKEN*??
    
    Its GIBBON...
    
    Sacrilege 8^)
             *8=()     
    
    Ian
174.22yakityYAKyakityYAKMUNTRA::TOWNSHENDWed Aug 24 1988 19:0317
174.23bound to get cried down but ....PUGH::JANEI can't think of a good oneWed Aug 24 1988 19:0614

	Couldn't keep out any longer ..... agree with most
	already mentioned esp. Euro_song_trash eeeuugghh!!


	I really really really *hate* *anything* by the
	most dull of bands ever 

	The Smiths - yeuuucccchhhhh pah pah dull dull dull

	Does morrissy sing or is the drone made by bees ???

	woof bark meow
174.24ECCGY4::HAIGHWell worth a listenWed Aug 24 1988 19:2912
    Somebody said Johnathon King, 
    
    			There goes my lunch aswel!!
    
    
    
    	Dear Jane,
    		If you ever say anything nasty about the Smiths again,
    I'm going to cry, and you don't want so see a semi-grown man cry
    now, do you?
    
    		Steve.
174.25RDGENG::JEWELLWed Aug 24 1988 19:507
    To add to the list:
    
    Johnny Hates Curiostiy Killed the Wet Wet etc.
    
    YUPPIE FODDER
    
    Tony.
174.26"There may be a job in the City..."ARGUS::CHILTONI am a rock, I am an islandWed Aug 24 1988 20:106
    re.25
    > YUPPIE FODDER
   
    I am *not* a yuppy!
    
    Sue
174.27You either love em or hate em!YUPPY::FELLMAZZERWed Aug 24 1988 21:156
    
    Neither am I!!!
    
    Mazzer
    
174.28CHEFS::WALLSDKiss tomorrow goodbyeWed Aug 24 1988 21:196
    
    'Labelled in Love' by Squeeze....I can't stand it :-(.....come to
    think of it I don't really like anything by Squeeze......
    
    and yes, I agree, 'Whiter Shade of Pale' is dreadful.......
    
174.29MoreBISTRO::WARDWed Aug 24 1988 21:2616
    Can we keep it to specific songs and not general "I hate Bruce
    Springsteen"-style banter please ?
    
    Some more from me :
    
    Don McLean - Crying
    Detroit Spinners (?) - Working my way back to you
    Peaches and Herb - Reunited
    Europe - The Final Countdown (we're heading for Venus - I ask you)
    Diana Ross - Chain Reaction (more Bee Gee fodder)
    Michael Jackson - She's out of my life
    Boystown Gang - too awful to remember the title
    Dexy's Midnight Runners - Come on Eileen (possibly my all time hate)
    Survivor - Eye of the Tiger (a close second)
    
    This is definitely good for the soul - must think of some more.
174.30Recent Dirge (or is it Skirge ??)45466::STONEDistant, Alone, Beneath the platinum stars ...Wed Aug 24 1988 21:494
	How about 'Drop the boy' by Bros ?? Drop The Band I reckon..

							Graham
174.31Illiterate of BasingstokeMALLET::JEFFERYGive me the keys to your FerrariWed Aug 24 1988 23:3611
    
    
    How about
    
    Jimmy Osmond 'Long Haired Lover from Liverpool'
    
    and
    
    Barry Manilow 'Copa Cabana' (Not a clue how it is spelt!)
    
    Mark.
174.32ECCGY4::HAIGHWell worth a listenThu Aug 25 1988 12:145
    More votes for Survivor and Europe - really unbelievably bad.
    	And its got to be said for one of the most unimaginative attempts
    at a record,
    
    		Springthing - Born in the USA.
174.33CHEFS::WALLSDKiss tomorrow goodbyeThu Aug 25 1988 13:125
    
    re. 32
    
    try listening to the lyrics !
    
174.34What lyrics?KERNEL::IMBIERSKIThu Aug 25 1988 13:245
    A song has to make you want to listen to it. When I hear 'USA' all
    I hear is 'Born in the USA' about a million times. Then I turn the
    radio off.
    
    Tony
174.35RTOISC::CHISHOLMDem Tambourines!Thu Aug 25 1988 14:239
    
    	S'more -
    
    	Save your love my darling just for me - Rene and Renata 
    	I've got a brand new combine harvester - The Wurzels
    	?? can't remember - The Smurfs and Father Abraham
        If - Telly Savalas
    	
    	Doug.
174.36Bet they made a lot of bread tho!WELMTS::GREENBthen I was nutted by realityThu Aug 25 1988 14:396
    Mooouuuldy old doo
                       o
                         o
                           o
                             o
                               ughh!
174.37YukRTOEU::PSMITHAll my brain and body needsThu Aug 25 1988 14:436
    
    "Jump up and down and wave your knickers in the air" - St Cecilia
    
    Even worse than "Mouldy old doe"
    
    - Paul -
174.38"You need hands" , by Max BygonesUNTADI::ODIJPJust when you thought it was safe ...Thu Aug 25 1988 14:481
    John J
174.39couldnt resist itWELMTS::GREENBthen I was nutted by realityThu Aug 25 1988 15:593
    re .36  >> "Mouldy old Doe"
    is this a dead rabbit thats been left outside too long?
    sorry
174.40What's for dinner tonight?EXPRES::TSAIThu Aug 25 1988 17:156
    
    
    .............Anything by Meatloaf....I guess you like him or you
    don't....I, for one, don't.
    
    Mai Mai
174.41KERNEL::JWILLIAMSThu Aug 25 1988 17:347
    A few from the current chart
    
    'Dont push it' - Salt and Pepa  (God, that makes me retch)
    The current single by that BSVP group, y'know where he drones on
    about loving her and making her his wife.  UKKKKKK
    
    'The Locomotion' -	Kylie
174.42Wet Wet WetCHEFS::ASHENDENJThu Aug 25 1988 17:597
    RE:25
    
    Theres nothing wrong with wet wet wet They're great
    
    I really hate Wen will I be Famous by Bros  The'l never be famous
    
    trouble
174.43...and theres more...FORTY2::RANDALLThe man with the Triumph ToledoThu Aug 25 1988 18:116
    What about the "Smurph Song" by Father Abrahams - YuK,
    0r "The Floral Dance" by Terry "plonker" Wogan.
    
    They make me wanna Puke !.
    
    Steve R
174.44My friend says they look like NazisWELMTS::GREENBthen I was nutted by realityThu Aug 25 1988 19:086
    re Bros
    Sorry, Trouble, they already are famous. Hopefully tho, theyll burn
    themselves out in 3 months like so many others.
    I owe You Nothing is, I feel , their worst yet.
    
    Bob
174.45YUPPY::FELLMAZZERThu Aug 25 1988 21:0715
    Just thought of a few more:-
    
    Lay Lady Lay - Bob Dylan (next to Whiter Shade of Pale this is
                              real Huueey material!!)
    
    True - Spandau Ballet
    
    Purple Haze - Hendricks
                                                    
    Anything by Bros, Kylie Minogue, Sinitta (AArrgghhhh)
    
    Oh that feels so much better - I must do this more often!!
    
    Mazzer
    
174.46The upmost in eurocrapMUNEDU::LACEY2 Boxes of Frogs!! and thats UGLY!!Thu Aug 25 1988 21:2210
    
    
    	And what about the most disgusting eurocrap record ever made,
     by a couple of Germans,  "louie louie louie" or sumat like that
     The "duo" call themselves "Modern Talking" ....i've wrecked six
     radios and one hi-fi system cos this records been on !!!
    
    
    
    		Grub...
174.47Competition TimeBISTRO::WARDThu Aug 25 1988 21:319
    I think this is getting such a popular topic and I'm enjoying it
    so much and I'm one of the moderators - I have a proposal.
    We should have a (brief) competition to see the most hated
    record of all time.   However let's make life simple and rather
    than including every record ever made let's restrict it to say
    number ones from the last say ten years [fellow moderators ?]
    I for one am keen to know the ten least favourite number ones.
    
    Comments ?
174.48The FirmFORTY2::ETHERIDGEbaconlettuceandtomatosandwichThu Aug 25 1988 21:397
    Its got to be "Star Trekking".
    
    An exchange student was visiting my sister at the time and I remember
    her ( my sis) being really embarrassed that dross like that could
    top the charts here.
    
    Ian.
174.49Starting now and working backwards....WELMTS::GREENBthen I was nutted by realityFri Aug 26 1988 12:279
    What about the P*t Sh*p B*ys version of You Were Always on my Mind?
    Partly because it stands on its own as a pile of cr*p, but also
    because it kept the wonderful Fairytale of New York out of the 
    No. 1 spot last xmas
    
    Bob
    
    P.s. you cant get much worse than I should be so Lucky by Kylie
    Thingie.
174.50KERNEL::JWILLIAMSFri Aug 26 1988 17:053
    What about that awful 'Shaddup ya face' by Joe Dolce.
    
    pass the bucket
174.51aaaaaaaaaagggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhAYOV10::CAIRNSThe Tranquility of SolitudeFri Aug 26 1988 17:206
    
    DEC have'nt designed a disk with enough space for all the song I
    hate,detest,dislike ....
    
    "Angry Young Man of Pop"
    
174.52Pre-punk rubbishMUNTRA::TOWNSHENDFri Aug 26 1988 19:2310
    
    
    I've got some more...both number ones and ...
    		one is in the weepy note...Paaaaaaah ! Tee hee!
    
    Seasons of the sun	- Terri Jacks
    
    Johhny don't do it (???? i can't rememember) - Paper Lace 
    
    John
174.53aAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHPUGH::JANEI can't think of a good oneFri Aug 26 1988 19:3514
174.54sorry & thanksMUNTRA::TOWNSHENDFri Aug 26 1988 19:411
    
174.55WELMTS::GREENBreversing into the futureFri Aug 26 1988 20:207
    Thanx Jane I cant get it out of my head now GRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNGGGHHH!
    
    Phew! thats better................ but whats this.....?
    
    Knock three times on the.......AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHH!
    
    Bob
174.56ECCGY4::HAIGHWell worth a listenFri Aug 26 1988 20:244
    
    
    Fatal attraction (or something along those lines) - Tina Turner. 
                                                     
174.57Billy Knock three times!!!YUPPY::FELLMAZZERFri Aug 26 1988 20:2615
    Thanks Bob....
    
    "Knock three times on the.......
    ceiling if you want me whoooaa twice on the pipe if the answer
    is no o o o o ohhhhh my sweetheart( bang, bang, bang,) means  
    I'll meet you in the hall way twice on the pipe means you ain't
    gonna show wo wo wo."
    
    Ain't it amazing how you always remember the words to the songs
    you HATE.......
                         
    Wish I hadn't started this topic now :-) :-) :-)
    
    Mazzer
    
174.58blue goldfishUNTADG::ODIJPJust when you thought it was safe ...Fri Aug 26 1988 20:5514
    
    "Last Christmas" by George Michael/Wham
    
    "Born to Run" by Sprue Stingbeme
    
    "Matchstick Men and Matchstick Cats and Dogs" by someone best
    forgotten.
    
    Everything by Plastic Betrand , Shakin' Stevens , Smamfa Fox ,
    Sabrina , Duran Duran and of course , the inimitable Wurzel Gummidge
    (that's Wurzel with a Z and Gummidge with a Gummidge) .
    
    John J
    
174.59One hit onedersMUNTRA::TOWNSHENDFri Aug 26 1988 21:075
    How about...
    Annies song		John Dunfor
    *?@$%!)(*&^		Sick Psych Spitnit
    
    
174.60prolificMUNEDU::LACEY2 Boxes of Frogs!! and thats UGLY!!Fri Aug 26 1988 21:198
    
    	Why not start a note about "one hit oneders (sp?)"
                      
    	There are so many....                             
    
    
    		Grub.....
174.61I thought this was !!!MUNTRA::TOWNSHENDFri Aug 26 1988 21:232
    
    
174.62Vote SoonBISTRO::WARDFri Aug 26 1988 21:385
    OK team - I shall try and remember to bring my Guiness Book of
    British Hit Singles to work on Monday and if I do, I'll type
    in the number ones from the last ten or so years.   We'll then
    have a brief competition (next week only) when votes will be
    collected and awards dished out.
174.63Pass the bucketRDGENG::KEDMUNDSBut I haven't got an fm2r...Fri Aug 26 1988 22:523
    "Pass the dutchie" (sp?) - Musical Youth.
    
    I lost my breakfast on this one.
174.64Thank's Very Much (Where's that bucket!)YUPPY::BUSHSun Aug 28 1988 16:1115
    Jeeeeeezzus!!
       I have just read straight through the last 63 topics (The men
    in white coats will be arriving to take me away soon!)  I would
    like to thank everyone who has contributed to this Note, I now have
    a head full of the most cr*p records ever made, a few of which I'd
    never heard of, a few I wish I'd never heard of and most I hope
    I never will hear of again!!!!
       
       My personal stomach churners are:
     Anything from the classic sixties music that has been "re-mixed"
    and re-released (*For"re-mixed" please read "destroyed")
      Joe Le Taxi - by that horrible French thing (Can't remember her
    name)
      Anything by The Smiths, The Cure and all the rest of that depressing
    dross!!
174.65more junk from the U.S.HAZEL::STARRYou ain't nothin' but fine, fine, fine!Mon Aug 29 1988 20:1724
re: .52 and .53

>>      Johhny don't do it (???? i can't rememember) - Paper Lace 
    
>> 	It was "Billy don't be a hero" .... I remember it on ToTP

That's interesting. In the U.S., Paper Lace recorded "Billy Don't Be A
Hero", but it only got to like #97 on the cahrts. Another group
(I can't remember who - Bo ??? and the Heywoods?) took "Billy Don't Be
A Hero" to #1 in the U.S.

BUT - revenge is sweet! Paper Lace had a #1 hit just a month later with 
an even worse song - "The Night Chicago Died" !

Remember - 

"Daddy was a cop, 
 On the East Side of Chicago
 Back in the bad old days
 Back in the USA"

What utter trash!!!  8^)

Alan S.
174.66HelpBISTRO::WARDMon Aug 29 1988 21:173
    I caught myself singing "I should be so lucky; lucky, lucky, lucky.."
    to "Together forever, Forever together, Forever together, Together,
    forever ...".   Am I sick doctor ?
174.67How can you be so inconsiderate to other people?MUNEDU::LACEY2 Boxes of Frogs!! and thats UGLY!!Mon Aug 29 1988 21:271
    
174.68Tee heeARGUS::CHILTONI am a rock, I am an islandMon Aug 29 1988 21:511
    re.66 & .67
174.69Rabbit rabbit, vomit vomit.ECCGY4::HAIGHWell worth a listenTue Aug 30 1988 16:2223
    All time hates??  Here's tow of the worst one form each side of
    the Atlantic, its a wonder I didn't think of them straight away,
    (maybe my Psychiatrist had done a good job after all - still its
    all undone now!) 

    
    	and the American contender is 
    				Madonna,
    
    		but the winner and possibly the most consistent producers
    of absolutely stupid records, from London
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    		Chaz and Dave..
    			       .
    				.
    				 .
    			      
174.70C+DBISTRO::WARDTue Aug 30 1988 16:372
    Ouch - I had forgotten about C+D.   I once had to endure a live
    broadcast of their's from the Hexagon in Reading - still recovering.
174.71bedpan bluesCHEFS::IMMSATue Aug 30 1988 17:2812
    I don't think anyone has mentioned

    
    Tie a yellow ribbon round the old oak tree (tony Orlando)
    
    You'll never walk alone (Gerry and the Pacemakers)
    
    
    I wish I hadn't now......
    
    andy
     
174.72How about ..LARVAE::LEACHBetter to burn out than fade awayTue Aug 30 1988 18:549
    
    Any Hip-Pop (especially by Derek B)
    
    Current 'stomach-wrenchers' are Glenn Mederous, the afore-mentioned
    Salt & Pepper with 'Push-it', anything by Dros, Kylie .... basically
    most of the current chart stuff (has it ever been this bad ???)
    
    Tony
     
174.73..digerrydooEAYV01::ADAIRBig Red,s Scottish CousinWed Sep 07 1988 13:174
72 replies and not a mention of Rolf " ooh ah ah ooh ah" Harris with 
"Two little boys" yet ..... arghhhhhh.

Tony.
174.74Another ear basherCHEFS::GROOMRally drivers do it sideways !Wed Sep 07 1988 14:1920
    
    
    Can't remember if its been mentioned yet, but I heard it on the
    radio this morning and it's still disgusting.......
    
    	COME ON EILEEN !!!  - Dexy's Midnight Runners.
    
    
    
        Y     Y      U     U      K     K         !
         Y   Y       U     U      K    K         ! !
          Y Y        U     U      K  K           ! !
           Y         U     U      KK             ! !
           Y         U     U      K  K            !
           Y          U   U       K    K
           Y           UUU        K     K         !

    
    
    Nev...
174.75Throwing down the gauntlet!WELMTS::GREENBWed Sep 07 1988 16:2410
    Look here Adair you cad! Leave Rolf out of this note!
    His classic two little boys deserves pride of place in the Lumps
    note and on every record player in the land.
    No more knocking of this, one of the milestones of modern pop music
    please, otherwise its pistols at dawn time!
    
    Bob
    
    p.s. ROLF - it even sounds like chucking up. The two little boys
    should have been called Bert and Huey. GAG!
174.77you *know* who RA is.SUBURB::DALLISONwelcome to the jungle.....Thu Sep 15 1988 19:335
    
    All time hates ?? GOTTA be either RA, or currently YAZZ AND THE
    PLASTIC PR**KS.
    
    -Tony
174.78AYOV28::MDONNELLYThe Alligator man is snap happyThu Sep 15 1988 19:357
    
    
    re. 76 - c'mon, don't be evasive.
    
    
    
    
174.79aaaaaaaarrrrrrgggggghhhhCHEFS::ASHENDENJThu Sep 15 1988 20:217
    RE:76
    
    I agree that lot should have been put out of their missery years
    ago.
    
    
    Trouble
174.82GoneBISTRO::WARDFri Sep 16 1988 21:044
    A whole load of replies have been moved from here to a more
    appropriate new note 206.
    
    McR
174.83NETS03::CHEQUERWho is this N.N.Fri Sep 16 1988 21:099
174.8447226::MAGNANIFri Sep 30 1988 15:063
     
    Another vote against everything by Rick ASSTLEY.
    	Ciao.
174.85Yuk!MLNAD1::TURNERGot my mojo workin'...Fri Sep 30 1988 16:398
    
    "Some Like It Hot" - The Power Station
    "The Captain of her Heart" - Double
     
    There are loads of others that don't spring to mind ata the moment.
    
    Dom
    
174.86Boney MOTOU01::WARKNo one here gets out aliveFri Sep 30 1988 21:4111
    Rasputin.........Boney M
    
    "Rah Rah Rasputin 
     Lover of the Russian Queen, etc"
    
    Presto Barfo
    
    For that matter, anything by Boney M (Excuse me if Disco is totally
    discounted as music and shouldn't be condsidered in this notes file)
    
    Bill from Canada
174.87it's the famous final sceneRTOISB::CHISHOLMCap in HandTue Oct 04 1988 13:5510
    
    	In a bad mood today -
    
    	HEAVY METAL, HEAVY METAL, and of course let's not forget
    	HEAVY METAL (anyone out there got gothic fonts??).
    
    	Doug.(takes it calmly and serene)
    
    	P.S. Is there a future for HM now that Staus Quo have called
    	it a day(or have we yet another comeback).
174.88Heavy Metal.... kac kac kac kac kacNETS03::CHEQUERSimple, Don't you forget about me.Tue Oct 04 1988 14:188
174.89You cannot be serious!!REPAIR::EDWARDSMandatory SuicideTue Oct 04 1988 16:1011
    
    
    	AAAARRRGGGHHHH!!!!!!!
    
    		This kind of talk will make a lot of people
    	in the Heavy_Metal notes conf. very angry, including
    	me.
    
    
    The MoshDuck.  Slam Dancin' my way to the top!!!
    
174.90SUBURB::DALLISONmake me laughTue Oct 04 1988 16:3238
174.91HEAVY METAL Roolz, while the rest just Droolz !BTO::BAGDY_MAn armor plated raging beast...Tue Oct 04 1988 16:4016
174.92Now wait a minute guys...VICKI::SHIPPINGRemember... walking in the sandTue Oct 04 1988 16:4118
    REAL music fans wouldn't say something like that about a huge branch
    of music so quickly.  Top 40 stuff will make many H_M noters gag.
    This is probably the stuff that you call real music.  
    
    I love HEAVY METAL.  I love most music.  For God's sake, I have
    the soundtrack to 2001; A SPACE ODYSSEY and listen to that every
    once in a while.  But make no mistake about it, I'd rather be
    headbangin'.  Heavy metal music is a kind of brotherhood/sisterhood.
    It goes alot deeper than just a long haired adult male on stage
    wailing some notes out on stage, and people out in the crowd going
    crazy.  Maybe thats something you fail to see or comprehend.
    Shallowness is a disease.   Maybe you should buy some classic
    H_M tapes, like something from Zepplin and try LISTENING to it.
    
    Maybe you'll {gasp!} hear something you'll like.  We'll work you
    up to Ozzy and Tesla and Queensryche later...
    
    HITMAN (Somewhere in this world, Yngwie is proud of me...)
174.93not all of us...KERNEL::IMBIERSKIThree views of a secretTue Oct 04 1988 16:5017
>>        	It's very hard for me to believe that you people have closed
>>    minds to HEAVY METAL.  METALmusic  is  the  drive, where regular
  
    Hey, hey, hey! Don't tar us all with the same brush just cos a couple
    of contributors (?) have sounded off against HM! I'm not usually
    an HM listener but I have seen Motorhead, Priest, UFO, Maiden and
    others live and have seen some very accomplished musicianship.
    (no thats not meant to be patronising).
    
    People that close their minds to any form of music are only hurting
    themselves - they're gonna miss out on a lot of good sounds.
    
    Lifes too short too worry about what you DONT like - just try and
    listen to as much as possible of ANYTHING!!!
    
    Tony (who listens to anything so long as its sincere)
    
174.94get a bucket of cold water somebodyRTOISB::CHISHOLMCap in HandTue Oct 04 1988 16:5413
    
    	re 174.90,
    
    	Dear dear dear dear dear dear, my we are touchy today what?,
    	so what you're saying is that it's OK to slag off Rick 
    	(sigh) Astley, but not anything YOU like eh?
    
    	hypocrisy or what?????
    
    	Doug. (who wouldn't call Led Zep heavy metal, and who loves
    	"in through the out door" & "Kashmir" but who also thinks
    	"stairway to heaven" is a mite pretentious (well OK more 
    	than a mite))
174.95}_NETS03::CHEQUERSimple, Don't you forget about me.Tue Oct 04 1988 16:5615
174.96Where's my ear plugs ?RTOISB::MMORRISTue Oct 04 1988 16:5716
    
    Doug made a very point, I too hate Heavy Metal. Although bands like
    Deep Purple, Led Zeplin and some others of that era are most certainly
    execptions in my book.
    
    What I refer to as Heavy Metal are bands like Iron Maiden, Saxon
    Def Lepard and other such tone deaf, moronic groups of individuals.
    
    Whilst I would not critisize anyone who appreciated this loud, crash
    bang cats chorus, I can only suggest they listen to it to enhance
    their appreciation of real music. 
    
    
    Cheers 
    Mike Morris
    
174.97HAZEL::STARRYou ain't nothin' but fine, fine, fine!Tue Oct 04 1988 17:0114
>    	Dear dear dear dear dear dear, my we are touchy today what?,
>    	so what you're saying is that it's OK to slag off Rick 
>    	(sigh) Astley, but not anything YOU like eh?

I don't think that is a fair accusation. Yes, it's OK to say you don't like
Rick Astely. It's OK to say you don't like Heavy Metal also. That is 
just part of being an individual. But comments like "I listen to REAL music"
can only offend the listeners of Heavy Metal music, and is so generalized
as to be ridiculous!

I often respect the opinions of others, and their right to express them.
But you should try to do so with respect to others, also.

Alan S.
174.9856860::GALLANTThe Wild HeartTue Oct 04 1988 17:0628
    
    
    	well, if this particular topic is going to be about 	
    	HATES, then I feel obliged to add my two cents.
    
    	RE: .87, .88, .94
    
    	>> Mark (a REAL music fan)
    
    	A REAL music fan, eh?  To me a real music fan is someone
    	who can appreciate EVERYTHING about music.  I'm the type
    	of person who can start off listening to Bach, put in 
    	Chuck Berry (50's music), then put in Rick Astley, Lisa
    	Lisa, Inxs, Loudness, Krokus, Motley Crue, Sinead O'Connor,
    	Steve Winwood, and start over again with Bach.
    
    	So don't be so quick to say that everyone will shun off
    	Rick (sigh) Astley! Okey doke?  (^8
    
    	And as far as HM is concerned, you're entitled to your
    	opinion, but it was rather close minded of you to not
    	even give it a chance.
    
    	I don't care for Hothouse Flowers, but I was open
    	minded enough to give them a listen first!
    
    	Tig~~ (Kim)
    
174.99RTOISB::CHISHOLMCap in HandTue Oct 04 1988 17:1123
	re .97
    
>    just part of being an individual. But comments like "I listen to REAL music"
>can only offend the listeners of Heavy Metal music, and is so generalized
>as to be ridiculous!

>    I often respect the opinions of others, and their right to express them.
>    But you should try to do so with respect to others, also.

	I heartily agree, and I'm sure you'll point out which of my
    	notes contained the offending quote.
    
    	Saying "I don't like HM" is no worse than saying "I don't like
    	Top 40 music" in fact it is LESS generalised, since ""Top 40" 
    	covers a wider range (even the occasional HM song).
    
    	Yours in serenity,
    
    	Doug.
    
    	
     
    	
174.100BTOA13::BAGDY_MSlam dancin' with the Buffalo !Tue Oct 04 1988 17:174
    RE: .93 
    	I was referring to .87 & .88 - not everyone in the conference.
     
    METALord" (aka - Matt :^))
174.101RTOISB::CHISHOLMCap in HandTue Oct 04 1988 17:2120
    
    	re .98
    	
>        	And as far as HM is concerned, you're entitled to your
>    	opinion, but it was rather close minded of you to not
>    	even give it a chance.

	Who said anyone has not given it a chance?? hmmm
    
>    	A REAL music fan, eh?  To me a real music fan is someone
>    	who can appreciate EVERYTHING about music.  I'm the type
>    	of person who can start off listening to Bach, put in 
>    	Chuck Berry (50's music), then put in Rick Astley, Lisa
>    	Lisa, Inxs, Loudness, Krokus, Motley Crue, Sinead O'Connor,
>    	Steve Winwood, and start over again with Bach.
        
    	but then I'd miss out on Blues, Trad Jazz, Fusion, Bebop, 
    	Swing, Free Jazz, C&W, Flamenco and many other musical styles.  
    	
        Doug.
174.102 the song remains the same...EGAV01::DKEATINGRoamin' Cadillac Church SAVESTue Oct 04 1988 17:2824
    Suggest everyone reread note 4.2 it's got a very clear message.
    
    Personally I'm always ready to listen to Heavy Metal music.
    Some of the best videos on MTV were from the HM vein. I grew
    up with Heavy Metal and some 30 years down the road I still
    give a listen to Deep Purple,Black Sabbath,Van Halen Led Zeppelin
    etc.BTW there are many different types of HM some of which I like
    and some I don't like just as I have likes/dislikes in New Wave,
    Blues,Traditional Irish,Rock and Country Rock...
    
    Looking back I kinda 'smile' at the platform shoes,bell-bottoms,
    the long hair and the beard that never really got anywhere :-)
    
    HM is still alive and its very hard to beat the athmosphere at
    a live HM gig...good guitar playing,loads of energy and great
    fun...
    
    The person who earlier said that HM music was Moronic should take
    a good look at the present *pop* charts. At least your average HM
    fan can do an oil change on his bike how many YUPPIES can claim
    the same with their Golf GTIs ??? ;-)
                                 
    - Dave K.
        
174.103HAZEL::STARRYou ain't nothin' but fine, fine, fine!Tue Oct 04 1988 17:3111
re: .99

>	I heartily agree, and I'm sure you'll point out which of my
>    	notes contained the offending quote.
    
I agree - you're responses were fine (my apologies!). I was referring to
the opinions expressed by Mark (Grub), whom you seemed to be defending.
It was he that made the comment about "REAL music".

also serenely [if that's possible while being a HM fan 8^) ],
Alan S.
174.104Grow UpBISTRO::WARDTue Oct 04 1988 17:355
    OK folks - enough's enough.   If you want to carry on a "Heavy
    Metal v. Non Heavy Metal" slagging match please start another note.
    I cannot be bothered to move the previous 20 odd replies to a
    new topic.   Mr Moderator expected better behaviour from fellow
    DECies.   I will be mailing a few of you soon ...
174.106SUBURB::DALLISONmake me laughTue Oct 04 1988 17:438
174.107Sorry, but I HAD to get my $ .02 !NINJA::COOPERI am not a number, I am a free manTue Oct 04 1988 17:5846
174.108FinitoBISTRO::WARDTue Oct 04 1988 18:021
    This note has been set nowrite.