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Conference 7.286::golf

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Created:Tue Feb 15 1994
Last Modified:Fri Jun 06 1997
Last Successful Update:Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:2129
Total number of notes:21499

1748.0. "Ta-ta Rainbow Man" by STAR::DANIELE () Sat Jul 24 1993 13:57

There IS a golf god... :-)

The recent Golf World has a small article on the loser who haunted
televised golf by standing in front of the camera, wearing a brightly
colored wig, holding a sign that said "John 3:16".

You remember him, right?  Rainbow Man...

Well, Roland Frederick Stewart was sentenced to 3 life terms for
"holding a maid hostage and making terrorist threats during a standoff
at a Los Angeles hotel".

At the sentencing he had to be subdued by guards.  As he was wrestled
to the floor he shouted, "Forgive them Lord, for they know not what they're
doing".

He deserves one life term alone for lack of originality.

How bout that, he goes from having no life to getting 3 :-)

Just had to share this with ya,
Mike

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1748.1needs a cellmateASDG::TREMBLAYMon Jul 26 1993 16:293
    	I hope the guy who started "You da man" joins him soon.
    
    					JT
1748.2RainbowSAHQ::TROTTERMon Jul 26 1993 19:005
    Any pro that can stand on a tee and drive while they know a guy in a
    rainbow wig is standing behind them waving a sign predicting the end of
    the world is got to have fantastic concentration.  Not to mention
    several thousand people watching you up close and national televison
    audience.
1748.3baldDV780::TILLISONReverse PivotWed Jul 28 1993 18:332
    He's bald as an egg!
    
1748.4chi-a-wig??!!??AIMHI::CORRIGANWed Jul 28 1993 19:084
    
    
    He must have shaved it, cause I met him 2 years ago in Augusta and
    he had a full head of hair.
1748.5Somewhere in America is a P*ss*d off WardenAKOCOA::BREENHello Warner, about that NESN subscriptionMon Aug 02 1993 18:071
    
1748.6MSBCS::VARLEYTue Aug 03 1993 14:174
    For my feelings about "Rock N. Rollen," aka "The Rainbow Man," see my
    comments on Homer Darling...
    
    __Jack