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Conference kaosws::canada

Title:True North Strong & Free
Notice:Introduction in Note 535, For Sale/Wanted in 524
Moderator:POLAR::RICHARDSON
Created:Fri Jun 19 1987
Last Modified:Fri Jun 06 1997
Last Successful Update:Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:1040
Total number of notes:13668

733.0. "WTF" by POLAR::ROBINSONP (Chrome Sweet Chrome) Fri Jul 30 1993 18:39

    
    I recently sent away for a birth certificate to the registrar general
    of Ontario. Cost me almost 50 dollars all told. Six weeks later an
    envelope containing the appropriate documents regarding the birth of 
    my daughter arrived...
    
    With 86 cents of postage due! There was not even a hint of a stamp
    on the envelope!
    
    What's going on? Could this actually be a secret government plot
    to save money, or is it an actual mistake?
    
    Pat
    
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733.1POLAR::RICHARDSONSick in a balanced sort of waySun Aug 01 1993 00:091
    Tabernouche!
733.2KAOFS::J_DESROSIERSLets procrastinate....tomorrowSat Aug 07 1993 05:126
    I think this qualifies for a 
    
    MAUDIT TABERNOUCHE!
    
    Jean
    
733.3Gee willikers!!POLAR::RUSHTONSun Aug 08 1993 18:083
    
    
    Maudit tabernouche chali...!!
733.4Standard reply....just wait 6 weeks!POLAR::BAYNEWrong again, Albert.Tue Aug 31 1993 20:2615
    re .0
    
    We put in the original paperwork and waited 6-8 weeks for our
    daughter's birth certificate as well.  At the end of that time, we were
    informed that we were missing a document.  We sent in the
    document(which they originally told us wasn't necessary), and
    about 6-8 weeks later, we got a form letter stating that we were
    missing additional documentation.  My wife phoned their 1-800-SLO-CERT
    line and waited for about 10 minutes while the clerical individual
    sorted through their files.  The clerical one said all the necessary
    information was there, and to wait another 4-6 weeks for the arrival
    of the birth certificate.  The next day, low and behold, the birth
    certificate arrived(postage complete).
    
    Shawn
733.5Think it's bad hereTROOA::SOLEYVMS, just say NO!Wed Sep 01 1993 17:4811
    I have a friend who was born in Jamaica and brought to Canada as an
    infant. He has all of his citizenship papers, a passport and the whole
    bit, he'd never had nor needed a birth certificate. A few years ago 
    (pre-free trade) he applied for a work permit in the US so the band he was 
    in could go on a tour there, one of the things they wanted was a birth 
    certificate, insisited that it was necessary. He wrote off the the 
    appropriate office in Kingston and waited, and waited, and waited, after a 
    couple months he sent off a second letter asking after the first, his 
    letter was returned to him promptly with "Soon come" written across the 
    face of it. He never did get the certificate, US immigration accepted
    the letter in lieu of a certificate.