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Conference kaosws::canada

Title:	True North Strong & Free
Notice:	Introduction in Note 535, For Sale/Wanted in 524
Moderator:	POLAR::RICHARDSON

Created:	Fri Jun 19 1987
Last Modified:	Fri Jun 06 1997
Last Successful Update:	Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:	1040
Total number of notes:	13668

703.0. "Stamp out crack" by POLAR::BAYNE (relax folks, enjoy the show) Fri May 14 1993 14:53

	I'm from a small town in the Ottawa Valley, and I thought this
	would never happen to me.

	I was out mowing the lawn yesterday evening, and looked over to 
	see through a sun glared window what I thought was my wife and 
	daughter waving at me.  "That's cute", I thought to myself.  
	After moving across the lawn, I looked again and could clearly 
	see they were pointing at the small of my back.  I looked around 
	to the object of their pointing.  To my horror and consternation 
	I observed Canadian butt cleavage(still white from a winter of 
	hibernation).  Geez I wasn't even wearing a tool belt at the 
	time!

	Needless to say, the offending shorts have been tossed into the 
	garbage, and the residents of my fair neighborhood can rest easy
	in the knowledge that there will be no repeat display.

	Woof.

T.R	Title	User	Personal Name	Date	Lines
703.1	woofbayne	KUTIPS::LACAILLE	Half-filled bottles of inspiration	`Fri May 14 1993 15:16`	6
	So that's what that was, I was driving by and thought it was a little old bald man smiling at me. All I could think of at the time was "Hell of a set of jaws on that guy". Charlie
703.2		KAOFS::M_COTE	I'm a mod, not a rocker	`Fri May 14 1993 15:22`	7
	That is disgusting DOGbreath. I have read in reputable magazines that people in USA actually smoke that stuff. I'm assuming they are talking about peoples' old shorts, but why sooo expensive?
703.3	UU	POLAR::BAYNE	relax folks, enjoy the show	`Fri May 14 1993 15:37`	9
	re .-1 >>are talking about peoples' old shorts, but why sooo expensive? --- I think you hit the nail on the head. There is a long cultivation period to take into consideration. Dog
703.4		POLAR::RICHARDSON	Sick in a balanced sort of way	`Fri May 14 1993 18:10`	11
	I hope someone gets to the bottom of this! Sounds like a real bummer, smoking smelly old shorts for pleasure and leaving devastation behind. what else will rear it's ugly head? Sincerely concerned, Glenn
703.5		KAOU61::ROBILLARD		`Fri May 14 1993 19:38`	4
	We must put an end to this!! Ben
703.6		POLAR::RICHARDSON	Sick in a balanced sort of way	`Fri May 14 1993 20:49`	3
	You can if you have a seat in the House Of Commons. Glenn
703.7		KUTIPS::LACAILLE	Half-filled bottles of inspiration	`Mon May 17 1993 12:55`	2
	Sounds like a bum rap to me...