Conference kaosws::canada

<<mentioned that rear-wheel
<<drive, Chrysler New Yorkers are in high demand in Canada. 
<<Has anyone heard the same thing?
    
Yes, they're being used as compost bins by nomadic Calgarians.

Pat

    re:-.1
    What are they compost of?
    re:.0
    They make good sand bank reinforcement material for the GC, though we
    prefer fjords. In fact, I'm sure, Pat is positively pining for the fjords.
    A Fjord Mustang, or a Fjord Thunder bird would be nice.

    	Not that I wish to Probe this any further but, I tried to sell Pat
    my Fjord Mustang but he didn't go for it. Remarkable bird the Pat
    Rushton, beautiful plumage.

    Glenn

I wasn't 'pining' for a Fjord Mustang, it wasn't 'spruced' up enough.
It had a heart of oak though.  'Bass-icaly', I've been 'probing' for
a Fjord that doesn't go against the grain, as it were.

Right, enough of this silliness.






	Where is the world's longest fjord and what is it called?

re .4  New York:  the Hudson River.

No

    Hudson Bay! Its a fat Fjord.

The world's longest fjord (or fiord, your choice) is Admiralty Inlet
on the north-western tip of Baffin Island, opening onto Lancaster Sound.

And there are no Chrysler New Yorkers or Fifth Avenues there.

Pat

    Prove it!
    
    
    
    Glenn

It's self-evident, you twit!

       I just looked out the window and I can't see any fjords much less
    a Baffin Island. By the term self-evident are you saying I should look
    in a mirror?

    Glenn (Who has lots of big violent friends in Missouri)

    Tweedle-Dee and Tweedle-dum having an argument? Whats the world coming
    to?
    How long is this fjord? and how do you know its the longest fjord in
    the world?
     
    Have you driven the fjord lately?
    
    Hudson Bay is a pretty tremendous fjord if you ask me, and I take it as a
    slight that you wouldn't consider it in all its majesty for the longest
    fjord in the world. Its also the widest fjord in  the world. And I,m
    willing to bet it has alot more fish in it as well.
    Regards,
    Ron
    P.S No more scrapping you two!

    	I vote for the Pacific Ocean, I think it's the biggest fjord in the
    world. It used to be called the Pacific Fjord back in the early 1500's.
    Columbus changed all that when he started doing whirly-twirlies on the
    deck of the Santa Maria! The crew then shouted "Throw him in to the
    Pacific Ocean! We won't have a Captain doing whirly-twirlies on our
    ship!" And so it was that from that time on, the Pacific Fjord was
    referred to as the Pacific Ocean.

    Glenn

I can't think of any good reason for why you should doubt that
Admiralty Inlet is the world's longest fjord.  Just look at a map.







No! Turn it the other way round, Barfin Island is at the top of the
map, twit!

    	Ah, but that's only a map, it isn't actually the Admiralty Inlet.
    How can I know that it's really there? Going by the map, Admiralty
    Inlet is only about 2 cm long, pretty small for a fjord.

    

    	If we keep this up we'll have the originator of this topic doing
    whirly-twirlies in no time!

    Glenn

    Whirley-twirley? Do you mean a helicopter? Or is this some type of
    acrobatic, rather involved, taking years of study type dance step? 

    Serves you right for buying a Chrysler in the first place.
    
    Jim from Engtemps.

This American hasn't noticed any American being picked on anywhere in .1 - .17

    re:-.2
    
    Dear ARE,
    
    We are very nice. And at no time was a pot shot taken at Americans in
    this note. The original question was answered in a
    roundabout-kinda-way.  The answer is no ( at least out West; there is
    no accounting for the taste of the downeasters ).
    
    Regards,
    
    Ron Ryan
    P.S You're to sensitive.

    re:-.3
    
    	You see, we couldn't think of anything intelligent to say so we
    decided to be silly. We weren't being nasty, we just like engaging in
    tangent discussions, it's fun!
    	I take it you gathered that we don't know much about Chryslers but
    we do know a lot about Fjords!

    Glenn ;-)

    Generally speaking, most of the responses of late, from the various
    contributors (You know who you are) within the past few notes, are
    those of persons, masquerading as Canadians.
    You see, Canadians, have a much better sense of humor than those
    past replies would tend to indicate. Therefore, those persons are
    not Canadians.
    
    As a serious reply to the original note, I can't see a demand for
    rear wheel drive over front wheel drive. Free trade means that you
    can import used cars quite cheaply to Canada though, although I
    don't know when this clause of the free trade deal will come into
    effect.
    
    Best Regards, and I apologize for all those Fjord lovers out there.

    	I must also point out the real Canadians do not have a sense of humor
    but the DO have a great sense of humour! 
    	So contributors who talk about humor are masquerading as Canadians. 
    Canadians know humour when they read it.

    ;-)

    re:.23
    What he said!
    
    By the way, what did you say?

    If 'U' took a closer look, 'U' would have got the message.

    	By the way, that Tomkins fella types like he was born in Texas or
    something. In fact, I detect a distinct San Antonio accent. Could this
    be so?

    Glenn

    re:.22
    Dont presume to apoligize for me or anyone else. If its necessary,
    which it isn't in this case, I will do so myself.
    
    P.S. I apoligize for .22 apoligizing.
    
    Regards,
    Ron

    personally I like Chrysler's new division where you can make bird
    noises ...
    
    Listen to all those people jeeping like an eagle
    
    jeep!   jeep!   jeep!

    I'd like to personally apologize for every Canadian every
    conceived of in this country for note .17
    
    Also, I'd like to express my apologies for any Canadian
    who has purchased a Chrysler, in Canada or the US.
    
    A Lada lover.