| Title: | True North Strong & Free |
| Notice: | Introduction in Note 535, For Sale/Wanted in 524 |
| Moderator: | POLAR::RICHARDSON |
| Created: | Fri Jun 19 1987 |
| Last Modified: | Fri Jun 06 1997 |
| Last Successful Update: | Fri Jun 06 1997 |
| Number of topics: | 1040 |
| Total number of notes: | 13668 |
Q. What's the difference between the Ottawa Roughriders and Cinderella?
A. Cinderella made it to the ball.
This guy goes to his doctor complaining that his I.Q. is too high
and asks the doctor to lower it. So the doctor hooks him up to an
I.Q. machine just as the phone rings. It's the doctors wife who
wants him to pick up a few things at the market on the way home
from work. While the doctor is writing out the list, he suddenly
remembers the poor genius hooked up to the machine. He rushes over,
but the meter is reading zero. "Oh geez!", he screams. "Are you
all right? Speak to me, speak to me!" The guy on the machine mutters,
"Go Riders Go, Go Riders Go."
Tom,
A Bootleggers fan.
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| 235.1 | Ho hum... | KAOM25::RUSHTON | Render the day oblivious. | Mon Oct 16 1989 14:27 | 31 |
I think you're a bit late with that tired old 'joke', see the following
entry made last April:
Pat
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Here's one that was in the Ottawa Sun the other day...
It seems as if there was this really bright fellow with an IQ of
more than 200. He was so bright he didn't have any friends because
they all felt really stupid when they were with him. He finally
found a doctor with a machine that could lower his IQ.
"Doc," he said, "You gotta lower my IQ, maybe to about 130." The
doctor agreed. Once the machine started, the phone rang and the
doctor forgot all about the machine. When he came back, the fellow's
IQ was down to 20. Before he reversed it to drive the IQ back up,
the doctor was curious as to what someone with an IQ of 20 would
say.
"Can you speak?"
"Guh..." was the reply. "Guh, guuuuuhhhh..."
Finally the man formed the words:
"Go, Leafs, go."
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| 235.2 | Riders and Leafs, a real combo | FSCORE::LATTUCA | Moshi, Moshi | Mon Oct 16 1989 15:32 | 3 |
Which shows to prove that the worst canadian professional teams are
the Leafs and the Riders.
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| 235.3 | Go Riders Go | KAOA12::SMELLIE | Wed Oct 18 1989 13:27 | 4 | |
re .1
Boy do I feel dumb, guess I better rush out and buy some Roughrider
season tickets.
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| 235.4 | POLAR::POND | Fri Dec 15 1989 21:04 | 4 | ||
Q. Why don't the Roughrider cheerleaders go to 'away' games?
A. They don't want them grazing during the game.
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