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Title:True North Strong & Free
Notice:Introduction in Note 535, For Sale/Wanted in 524
Moderator:POLAR::RICHARDSON
Created:Fri Jun 19 1987
Last Modified:Fri Jun 06 1997
Last Successful Update:Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:1040
Total number of notes:13668

32.0. "IT SNOWS THEREFORE WE SKI !!" by POLAR::RICHARDSON (He Who Laughs Best) Wed Dec 02 1987 19:56

Fellow Canadian Skiing Fanatics,    
    
    	I figured that, since more people are digging into this Canadian 
conference, and when people think of Canada they think of snow, it would
be a great idea if we boasted about the  SKIING  here.  I know we've got
some of the best and affordable skiing in Canada.  While we're at it, we 
could also  boast  about  any other winter sport that we can think of or 
think up! (Igloo smashing somehow comes to mind)

Glenn

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32.1A Great New Winter Sport!POLAR::RICHARDSONHe Who Laughs BestThu Dec 03 1987 18:0925
Well, I think I'll start off by talking about a different sport, a sport that
is really gaining popularity here in Canada.........


		        Polar Bear Catching
			-------------------

	How do you catch a Polar Bear??

	Well, first you dig a big round hole in the ice, making sure that it is
a big enough one because Polar Bears are really BIG. Once you have dug the hole
to your personal satisfaction, making sure that it is a big enough one because,
as all Canadians are aware, Polar Bears are really BIG, you then painstakingly
place peas around the edge of the hole in the ice that you have dug, making sure
that it is big enough because, well.... , I think you know why by now.

	Now comes the tricky part....


	Eventually a Polar Bear comes snooping around to see what you've done 
because, as all Canadians are aware of this, Polar Bears are very curious. Then
as the Polar Bear bends over to take a pea, you quietly sneak up behind him and
you..........

	You Kick Him In The Ice Hole!!!!!!!!!
32.2Whistler has it ALL!!!9153::HOEThe Rockies lets you come higher.Wed Dec 09 1987 20:203
    Ski Whistler; is there any other place to ski???
    
    /cal
32.3How much are the green fees??KAOM24::RICHARDSONHe who laughs bestWed Dec 09 1987 20:319
    Re .2
    
    	Yes, I know of at least one other place to ski......it's uh....well
    it's near.....oh what's that place it's on the tip of my tongue....yea
    that's it!! It's on the tip of my tongue!!!!
    
    	Seriously though, how much does it cost to ski Whistler??
    
    Glenn 8^)
32.4ZZZZZZZZZZKAOO01::CREPINWed Mar 02 1988 20:466
    Three months and no response.
    
    How much does it cost to ski Whistler or Blackcombe ??
    Is powder skiing really better that sex ???
    Is anybody listening ?????
    
32.5Ski Banff, it's the closest I'll get to heaven!KAOA05::FREREEric Frere @KAO DTN 621-2184Fri Jun 24 1988 15:3817
    After living in Banff for a few years (VAX Programmer for Sunshine
    Village Ski Resort), there IS other places to ski besides Whistler.
    Sunshine is always good for powder and a super long season (Nov
    to June).  Lake Louise is great for number and length of run (the
    BOWL), and Norquay, well there's the Lone Pine (a.k.a. the
    Nipper-Tripper).  I haven't tried Nakiska but I hear great skiing
    can be had there too.
    
    Slightly off topic, Sunshine Meadows (at the village) is a wonderful
    place to hike in the summer.  It's hard to get at it (or at least
    it was in the early 80's) but once you're there, it's breath-taking.
    The meadows are at ~7000' (sub-alpine) and it's a whole new world
    of flora, etc.  You can walk for miles, finding the bluest lakes
    on the continent.  The best part is that you are away from the tourists
    (a.k.a. gorbies, pepsis (empty from the neck up)).
    
    Eric Frere