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Conference hydra::dejavu

Title:Psychic Phenomena
Notice:Please read note 1.0-1.* before writing
Moderator:JARETH::PAINTER
Created:Wed Jan 22 1986
Last Modified:Tue May 27 1997
Last Successful Update:Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:2143
Total number of notes:41773

1234.0. "Whatever happened to..." by CARTUN::MISTOVICH () Wed Apr 04 1990 17:26

    the customers who didn't pay the exorcist?
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    They were repossessed!
    
    
    Sorry,
    couldn't resist
    
    Mary
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1234.1I know what you mean...BTOVT::BEST_GActs of Creation in TimeWed Apr 04 1990 18:282
    
    Booooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!  :-) :-)
1234.2I *LOVE* it......CSC32::J_CHRISTIEFight hate!Wed Apr 04 1990 21:033
    but only *MEDIUM*
    
    Richard
1234.3Some Spirited repliesCIMNET::PIERSONA friend of ERP'sWed Apr 04 1990 23:1914
    re .2
    
    Well, i think i would have said Rare, and Well Done...
    
    re .1
    
    The Boooooo usually comes free with the possession, if the possession
    is of a house.  Its right here in this handbook:
    
    	Possession:  Nine points of the Law
    
    	Ghost written by
    
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1234.4MFGMEM::ROSEWed Apr 11 1990 06:1027
    the judge who eyed Ms. Gabor very strangely?
    
    the painter who put his hand on the wet paint?
    
    the astonished fortune teller?
    
    the jockey who couldn't ride days?
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    He had dejajavu.
    
    He got his palm red.
    
    She heard her crystal bawl.
    
    She quit.  Her horse was a night mare.
    
1234.5Hope you haven't heard this oneECADSR::KINZELMANPaul KinzelmanWed Apr 11 1990 15:586
What do you call a midget, who's a psychic, and a fugitive?



A small, medium, at large!
1234.6hadn't heard it till nowCARTUN::MISTOVICHWed Apr 11 1990 16:233
    oooooohhhhhh, groan
    
    ;-)mary
1234.7a REAL oldieWFOV11::GUTT_JSoft Rain...Sun May 13 1990 17:1212
    
    what did the invisible man eat for breakfast?
    
    
    
    
    
    ghost toasties and evaporated milk....
    
                               
    
    sorry, couldn't resist