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Title:Psychic Phenomena
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1173.0. "Wanna' be your own Episkopope?" by CSC32::MORGAN (Reality is the ultimate Rorschach.) Mon Nov 20 1989 19:43

Message #2339 "Cult_watch"
Date: 18-Nov-89 08:48
From: Quid Me Vexabum
To:   All
Subj: DISCORDIA
 
          (Eris = Goddess of Confusion; slightly adapted from Greek
          mythology.)
 
          (For the complete book, write to: Loompanics Unlimited, PO Box
          1197, Port Townsend, WA 98368 - unsolicited advertisement.)
 
 
 
                                 PRINCIPIA DISCORDIA
                     The Magnum Opiate of Malaclypse the Younger
 
              (excerpts)  ALL RITES REVERSED (K) REPRINT WHAT YOU LIKE
 
                           Dedicated to the Prettiest One
 
 
                                        POEE
                                is one manifestation of
                               the DISCORDIAN SOCIETY
                                     about which
                       you will learn more and understand less
 
                                         We
                                     are a tribe
                            of philosophers, theologians,
                               magicians, scientists,
                                  artists, clowns,
                                 and similar maniacs
                                  who are intrigued
                                        with
                                        ERIS
                                GODDESS OF CONFUSION
                                      and with
                                     Her Doings
 
          "There are trivial truths and there are great truths.  The
          opposite of a trivial truth is plainly false.  The opposite of a
          great truth is also true" --Neils Bohr.
 
          ON PRAYER:
 
          Mal-2 was once asked by one of his Disciples if he often prayed
          to Eris.  He replied with these words: No, we Erisians seldom
          pray, it is much too dangerous.  Charles Fort has listed many
          factual incidences of ignorant people confronted with, say, a
          drought, and then praying fervently -- and then getting the
          entire village wiped out in a torrential flood.
 
          THE LAW OF FIVES:
 
 
          The Law of Fives is one of the oldest Erisian Mysterees.  It was
          first revealed to Good Lord Omar and is one of the great
          contributions to come from the Hidden Temple of the Happy Jesus.
          POEE subscribes to the Law of Fives of Omar's sect.  And POEE
          also recognizes the holy 23 (2+3=5) that is incorporated by
          Episkopos Dr. Mordecai Malignatius, KNS, into his Discordian
          sect, the Ancient Illuminated Seers of Bavaria. The Law of Fives
          states simply that: ALL THINGS HAPPEN IN FIVES, OR ARE DIVISIBLE
          BY OR MULTIPLES OF FIVE, OR ARE SOMEHOW DIRECTLY OR INDIRECTLY
          APPROPRIATE TO FIVE. The Law of Fives is never wrong. In the
          Erisian Archives is an old memo from Omar to Mal-2: "I find the
          Law of Fives to be more and more manifest the harder I look."
 
 
          POEE (Pronounced "POEE") is an acronym for the
          PARATHEO-ANAMETAMYSTIKHOOD OF ERIS ESOTERIC.  The first part can
          be taken to mean "equivalent deity, reversing beyond-mystique".
          We are not really esoteric, it's just that nobody pays much
          attention to us.
 
          MY HIGH REVERENCE MALACLYPSE THE YOUNGER, AB, DD, KSC, is the
          High Priest of POEE, and POEE is grounded his episkopotic
          revelations of The Goddess.
 
          The POEE HEAD TEMPLE is the Joshua Norton Cabal of The Discordian
          Society, which is located in Mal-2's pineal gland and can be
          found by temporaly and spatially locating the rest of Mal-2.
 
          POEE has no treasury, no by-laws, no articles, no guides save
          Mal-2's pineal gland, and has only one scruple -- which Mal-2
          keeps on his key chain.
 
          POEE has not registered, incorporated, or otherwise chartered
          with the State, and so the State does not recognize POEE or POEE
          Ordinations, which is only fair, because POEE does not recognise
          the State.
 
          ORDINATION AS A POEE PRIEST:
 
          There are no particular qualifications for Ordination because if
          you want to be a POEE Priest then you must undoubtably qualify.
          Who could possibly know better than you whether or not you should
          be Ordained?
 
                             NO TWO EQUALS ARE THE SAME
 
                               THE DISCORDIAN SOCIETY
 
          The Discordian Society has no definition.
 
          I sometimes think of it as a disorganization of Eris Freaks.  It
          has been called a guerilla mind theatre.  Episkopos Randomfactor,
          Director of Purges of Our People's Underworld Movement sect in
          Larchmont. prefers "The World's Greatest Association of
          What-ever-it-is-that-we-are." Lady Mal thinks of it as a
          RENAISSANCE THINK TANK.  Fang the Unwashed, WKC, won't say.  You
          can think of it any way you like.
 
          An EPISKOPOS OF THE DISCORDIAN SOCIETY is one who prefers total
          autonomy, and creates his own Discordian sect as The Goddess
          directs him.  He speaks for himself and for those that say they
          like what he says.
 
          The LEGION OF DYNAMIC DISCORD: A Discordian Society Legionnaire
          is one who prefers not to create his own sect.
 
                      If you want in on the Discordian Society
                         then declare yourself what you wish
                                  do what you like
                                and tell us about it
                                         or
                                    if you prefer
                                       don't.
 
                            There are no rules anywhere.
                                The Goddess Prevails.
 
          The Hell Law says that Hell is reserved exclusively for them
          that believe in it.  Further, the lowest Rung in Hell is
          reserved for them that believe in it on the supposition that
          they'll go there if they don't. -- HBT; The Gospel According to
          Fred, 3:1
 
                                 CONVENTIONAL CHAOS
 
          GREYFACE
 
          In the year 1166 B.C., a malcontented hunchbrain by the name of
          Greyface, got it into his head that the universe was as
          humorless as he, and he began to teach that play was sinful
          because it contradicted the ways of Serious Order.  "Look at all
          that order about you," he said. And from that, he deluded honest
          men to believe that reality was a straightjacket affair and not
          the happy romance as men had known it.
 
          It is not presently understood why men were so gullible at that
          particular time, for absolutely no one thought to observe all the
          DISORDER around them and conclude just the opposite.  But anyway,
          Greyface and his followers took the game of playing at life more
          seriously than they took life itself and were known even to
          destroy other living beings whose ways of life differed from
          their own.
 
          The unfortunate result of this is that mankind has since been
          suffering from a psychological and spiritual imbalance.
          Imbalance causes frustration, and frustration causes fear.  And
          fear makes a bad trip.  Man has been on a bad trip for a long
          time now.
 
          It is called THE CURSE OF GREYFACE.
 
 
          HERE FOLLOWS SOME PSYCHO-METAPHYSICS.
 
          If you are not hot for philosophy, best just skip it.
 
          The Aneristic Principle is that of APPARENT ORDER; the Erisitic
          Principle is that of APPARENT DISORDER.  Both order and disorder
          are man made CONCEPTS and are artificial divisions of PURE
          CHAOS, which is a level deeper than is the level of distinction
          making.
 
          With our concept making apparatus called "mind" we look at
          reality through the ideas-about-reality which our cultures give
          us. The ideas- about-reality are mistakenly labeled "reality" and
          unenlightened people are forever perplexed by the fact that other
          people, especially other cultures, see "reality" differently.  It
          is only the ideas-about-reality which differ. Real (capital-T
          True) reality is a level deeper than is the level of concept.
 
          We look through the world through windows on which have been
          drawn grids (concepts).  Different philosophies use different
          grids.  A culture is a group of people with rather similar grids.
          Through a window we view chaos, and relate it to the points on
          our grid, and thereby understand it. The ORDER is in the GRID.
          That is the Aneristic Principle.
 
          Western philosophy is traditionally concerned with contrasting
          one grid with another grid, and amending grids in hopes of
          finding a perfect one that will account for all reality and will,
          hence, (say unenlightened westerners) be True.  This is illusory;
          it is what we Erisians call the ANERISTIC ILLUSION.  Some grids
          can be more useful than others, some more beautiful than others,
          some more pleasant than others, etc., but none can be more True
          than any other.
 
          DISORDER is simply unrelated information viewed through some
          particular grid.  But, like "relation", no-relation is a concept.
          Male, like female, is an idea about sex.  To say that male-ness
          is "absence of female-ness", or vice versa, is a matter of
          definition and metaphysically arbitrary.  The artificial concept
          of no-relation is the ERISTIC PRINCIPLE.
 
          The belief that "order is true" and disorder is false or somehow
          wrong, is the Aneristic Illusion.  To say the same of disorder,
          is the ERISTIC ILLUSION.
 
          The point is that (little-t) truth is a matter of definition
          relative to the grid one is using at the moment, and that
          (capital-T) Truth, metaphysical reality, is irrelevant to grids
          entirely.  Pick a grid, and through it some chaos appears ordered
          and some appears disordered.  Pick another grid, and the same
          chaos will appear differently ordered and disordered.
 
          Reality is the ultimate Rorschach.
 
          THE LAST WORD
 
          The foregoing document was revealed to Mal-2 by the Goddess
          Herself through many consultations with Her within his Pineal
          Gland.  It is guaranteed to be the Word of Goddess.  However, it
          is only fair to state that Goddess doesn't always say the same
          thing to each listener, and that other Episkoposes are sometimes
          told quite different things in their Revelations, which are also
          the Word of Goddess.  Consequently, if you prefer a Discordian
          Sect other than POEE, then none of these Truths are binding, and
          it is a rotten shame that you have read all the way down to the
          very last word.
 
               ******************************************************
 
          (This has been a public service presentation dated 4-87, from
          the Bebe L'Strange Cabal, which may have undergone a name change
          by the time you read this.  This stuff has been hanging around
          longer than CIS has, and there is no copyright applicable to you,
          me, or CIS)
 
--- TBBS v2.1/NM
 * Origin: Sound Doctrine BBS (303)680-7209 Aurora CO  (7703/4)
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    found on pp. 00044-00045 of _Principia_Discordia_:
     
    DOGMA I - Metaphysics #2, "_Cosmology_"*
     
    _The_Book_of_Uterus_
    from The Honest Book of Truth
    revealed to Lord Omar
     
                                    I
     
    1. Before the beginning was the Nonexistent Chao, balanced in Oblivion
    by the Perfect Counterpushpull of the Hodge and the Podge.
     
    2. Whereupon, by an Act of Happenstance, the Hodge began gradually to
    overpower the Podge--and the Primal Chaos thereby came to be.
     
    3. So in the beginning was the Primal Chaos, balanced on the Edge of
    Oblivion by the Perfect Counterpullpush of the Podge and the Hodge.
     
    4. Whereupon, by the law of Negative Reversal,** the Podge swiftly
    underpowered the Hodge and Everything broke loose.
     
    5. And therein emerged the Active Force of Discord, the Subtle
    Manifestation of the Nonexistent Chao, to guide Everything along the
    Path back to Oblivion - that it might not become lost among Precepts
    of Order in the Region of Thud.
     
    6. Forasmuch as it was Active, the Force of Discord entered the State
    of Confusion, wherein It copulated with the Queen and begat ERIS, Our
    Lady of Discord and Gross Manifestation of the Nonexistent Chao.
     
    7. And under Eris Confusion became established, and was hence called
    Bureaucracy; while over Bureaucracy Eris became established, and was
    hence called Discordia.
     
    8. By the by it came to pass that the Establishment of Bureaucracy
    perished in a paper shortage.
     
    9. Thus it was, in accord with the Law of Laws.
     
    10. During and after the Fall of the Establishment of Bureaucracy was
    the Aftermath, and Age of Disorder in which calculation, computations,
    and reckonings were put away by the Children of Eris in Acceptance and
    Preparation for Return to Oblivion to be followed by a Repetition of
    the Universal Absurdity.  Moreover, of Itself the coming of Aftermath
    waseth a Resurrection of the Freedom-flowing Chaos.  HAIL ERIS!
     
    11. Herein was set into motion the Eristic Pattern, which would Repeat
    Itself Five Times Over Seventy-three Times, after which nothing would
    happen.  * This doctrine should not be confused with DOGMA III -
    History #6, "Historic Cycles," which states that social progress
    occurs in five cycles, the first three ("The Tricycle") of which are
    THESIS, ANTITHESIS, and PARENTHESIS; and the last two ("The Bicycle")
    of which are CONSTERNATION and MORAL WARPTITUDE.
     
    ** The LAW OF NEGATIVE REVERSAL states that if something does _not_
    happen then the exact opposite _will_ happen, only in exactly the
    opposite manner from that in which it did not happen.
     
     
    NOTE: It is from this text from the Book of Uterus that POEE has based
    its Erisian Calendar with the year divided into 5 seasons of 73 days
    each.  Each of the Five Apostles of Eris has patronage over one
    Season.  A chart of the Seasons, Patrons, Days of the Week, Holydays,
    and a perpetual Gregorian converter is included in this edition of
    Principia.
     
    Dull but sincere filler
   
If you took the previous message seriously, you were not paying attention;
likewise, if you took it to be a joke, you were not paying attention.
     
    THE BALANCE MUST BE PRESERVED.
     
    ***
     
The major precept of Discordianism may be stated in the view that current
society sees ORDER vs. DISORDER as the universal struggle of the universe
rather than CREATION vs. DESTRUCTION.  The Discordian feels that Creative Order
and Creative Chaos are both good, while Destructive Order and Destructive Chaos
are both, relatively, bad; society seems to believe that Creative Order and
Destructive Order are both good, with Creative Chaos and Destructive Chaos
being the bad elements.
     
            CREATIVE                DESTRUCTIVE
                            |
          Society: good     |   Society: good
    O                       |
    R     Discordians: good |   Discordians: bad
    D                       |
    E                       |
    R                       |
       _____________________|________________________
                            |
    C                       |
    H     Society: bad      |   Society: bad
    A                       |
    O     Discordians: good |   Discordians: bad
    S                       |
                            |
                            |
     
Hope this clarifies the subject somewhat; I'm sure someone is sorry the subject
got brought up by now...
1173.2I don't know meCARTUN::JANOWSKICitizensAgainstContinentalDriftTue Nov 21 1989 16:192
    
    I think so neither.