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Title: | Psychic Phenomena |
Notice: | Please read note 1.0-1.* before writing |
Moderator: | JARETH::PAINTER |
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Created: | Wed Jan 22 1986 |
Last Modified: | Tue May 27 1997 |
Last Successful Update: | Fri Jun 06 1997 |
Number of topics: | 2143 |
Total number of notes: | 41773 |
This is Agar_Agar CENTRAL sending you news via WLUDICRIS the
newly operational time displacement transmitter.The current
date is May 10 2078 target reception date Oct.6 1988.
Current events;
The Senate voted down funding for the Nightingale project.Senator
Light looking burnt out stated that the cost was prohibitive.The vote
prompted out busts of violence at hospitals around the country.The
Nightingale project was suggested by Welikemoola Insurance as an
alternative to the expensive medical costs of the terminally ill.The idea
was to locate a suitable asteroid build a hospital on it then send it on
a journey at speeds calculated to have it return one hundred year in
the future.The asteroid would be accelerated by nuclear explosions.
Dinosaur escapes again. A video town meeting has been called by
local residences in Palma in response to a third escape by a dinosaur.
A spokesmen for the Palma Preserve for Genetically Recreated
Extinct Species stated that the dinosaur was of a harmless variety
and had escaped from the petting zoo area.
Near tragedy was averted today as a public service representative
noticed a disoriented man pounding on a carat.Apparently he had
accidentally plugged in a wrong memory cell.He commented that all he
wanted to do was some plumming and had gone to the library.
Unfortunately he took out a game cell popular with teenagers called
who the heck and where am I,by mistake.The library computer commented
that it was a rare and statistically unpreventable occurrence.
The only incidence of wrong cells being used by more than one person
was at Hoho University where pranksters had replaced some of the
libraries encyclopedia cells with fake encyclopedia cells with a
delayed belly dance program during finals.The three students
responsible were suspended indefinitely.
Geological history is rewritten again by the Reflex observatory.
Scientists lead by Dr. Obvious were stunned last Thursday.
We had decided to scan the time period where great global weather
changes appear to have take place.When we ran the data we saw
what clearly looks like a gigantic female hand grabbing the earth
and turning it.Response has been mixed in the scientific community
and some have criticized the reliability of the method and the
complexity of the technology.Fred Doubtit a critic of the project
stated that the reflex condenser scans objects at different distances
from the earth in space and picks up a reflection of what the earth
looked like at some past time.The weak link in the process is the
massive amount of processing needed to retrieve the information from
any reflected signal.He added that it would take less processing to
make an image of the moon look like a tree.
Madman Calso heads for parts unknown.Well known all around crazy person
Madman Calso is heading off into space this Saturday in what he says
is an attempt to circumnavigate the universe.Calso is of the belief
that the universe is round and that by heading in any direction
that he will eventually return to his point of origin. Calso
commented that he plans to see the entire life cycle of the universe
by traveling near the speed of light and stopping periodically.I am
going to be a strobe light in time,taking a picture every thousand
years.When asked if he had any fears about the trip,Calso commented
that he would hate to break down a few thousand years out and be put
in some kind of zoo.
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