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Conference 7.286::sports_90

Title:OURGNG::SPORTS - Digital's daily tabloid
Notice:Please review note 1.83 before writing anything.
Moderator:VAXWRK::NEEDLE
Created:Thu Dec 14 1989
Last Modified:Fri Dec 17 1993
Last Successful Update:Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:438
Total number of notes:50420

376.0. "Wardle's a daddy!!!!" by GOLF::KINGR (Get set to die Earth Scum!!!!) Mon Oct 01 1990 14:15

    A baby boy has been born to Jim Wardle and wife. I don't have all of
    the exact information but I understand the baby will be named...
    
    Joe Walton Wardle!!!!!!!!
    
    Only Kidding.......
    
    REK
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376.1GOLF::KINGRGet set to die Earth Scum!!!!Mon Oct 01 1990 14:1716
From:	CSC32::PARVAX::WARDLE "Jim Wardle - Sales Support, New Jersey District  
30-Sep-1990 1022"   30-SEP-1990 17:26:29.61
To:	CSC32::SHANE::PACIELLO
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Subj:	RE: Freeze 24 Transactions: Final Edition

Hey Mike, I'm gonna be out all week. We just had our first baby, a little
boy, so I'm taking a week off.

I'll be logging in probably, but I can't guarantee it, so if anything
comes up with my team, just use your best judgement.

Thanks,

Jim

376.2I've been thereUPWARD::HEISERultimate, underlyin', no denyin' motivationMon Oct 01 1990 14:213
    You know he's not sleeping ;-)
    
    Mike
376.3Once a Vane ....EARRTH::BROOKSTwo snaps, a twist, and a kiss!Mon Oct 01 1990 18:1920
    I can see the scene in the operating room ....

    JOJ : I bet it's a boy, I've always wanted a boy ....

    NURSE : You've had a baby girl ...

    JoJ : Allright !!!!!  I knew it all along ! Yes, I love girls, never 
    wanted a son, no siree... too much of a problem. Always liked girls .....
    Yeah, how does Dannielle Reeves Wardle sound ?

    NURSE : Oh, we made a mistake, it is a boy !

    JoJ : Allright ! I knew it all along ! A manly son to raise as a true
    Wardle ! (Chest swells with new found pride)

    Hey nurse, how about this for a name : Phillip Sims Wardle ?

    Heh heh heh .... :-)

    DrM
376.4DECXPS::TIMMONSI'm a Pepere!Tue Oct 02 1990 07:443
    Ha ha ha, toooooo much, Doc!   Ha ha ha   :*)
    
    Lee
376.5CAM::WAYHappiness is a loose ruckTue Oct 02 1990 09:163
Doc, that was a *truly* hilarious note!  (And most probably true too!)

'Saw
376.6JoJ Will Get You !BAUCIS::SAPPIn Your FACE !Tue Oct 02 1990 11:327
    DrM,
    
    You caught the true essence of JoJ !
    
    Great stuff and funny too.
    
    Edwin 
376.7PARVAX::WARDLEYuppies to dominate W.A.F.F.L.E.Tue Oct 02 1990 16:3018
    ok, ok...I may as well pop in here give you guys the scoop....
    
    Jeffrey James, aka JoJ II, already has two Jets outfits, and a Jets
    bib. He watched ESPN's NFL Primetime last sunday and when they showed
    Joe Walton with his hat on backwards, he immediately threw up. I
    figured out how to make him laugh, I just tell him that Major Harris
    should have been drafted by the NFL and he cracks up. Also, pointing
    out that PittsburgH hasn't scored an offensive TD usually makes him
    smile.
    
    For those of you who sent me CONGRATS, I'd like to say CONGRATS for
    saying CONGRATS to someone that actually reads the CONGRATS.
    
    For those of you who didn't...well, I don't like you either..nyahhhhh.
    
    JoJ
    
    PS - I hope the Sox choke, LeE.
376.8LAGUNA::MAY_BRTue Oct 02 1990 19:036
    
    JoJ, I would have sent you congrats but I didn't think it was legal  to
    say congrats to someone who could read it.  If not, congrats, if it is
    illegal, then I really don't like you now.
    
    Bruce
376.9perspiring mimes what to knowPNO::HEISERultimate, underlyin', no denyin' motivationTue Oct 02 1990 19:153
    so what are his dastisticks(tm)? (or however you spell it)
    
    Mike
376.10CNTROL::CHILDSLord she had a way to fool meTue Oct 02 1990 19:2513
>    so what are his dastisticks(tm)? (or however you spell it)
 
 Mike I posted em last week in the Jets file don't you remember all the ribbing
 about his son his being 7'9"?


 anyways one more time 7lbs 9oz. 20 inches Jeffrey James Wardle...

 long fingers the next Catfish Hunter...


mike
376.11congrats<--->stargnocPFSVAX::JACOBPGH Pirates, 1990 NL East ChampsTue Oct 02 1990 19:2714
    
    Hey JoJ
    
    Congrats on saying congrats to those that said congrats to someone who
    reads congrats.  Congrats on saying nyahhhhh to those that didn't send
    you congrats.
    
    Congrats begets congrats
    
    congrats
    
    JaKe
    
376.12Hope you're ready for some serious eye baggage...BUILD::MORGANWed Oct 03 1990 08:084
    CONGRATS JimWa.  Do yourself a favor and bring the kid up a Sox fan.
    That way you can have someone to bash while at home.  :-)
    
    					Steve
376.13AUSTIN::MACNEALBo don't know rugby!Wed Oct 03 1990 11:362
    Jeffrey James??  I thought for sure that JoJ would name him after his
    all time favorite coach - Joe!
376.14Belated congratsMPO::MCFALLHe was born a pauper to a pawnWed Oct 03 1990 12:326
	
	Congrats JOJ. Your life has been forever changed for the better.

	And Phil Simms Wardle wouldn't have been too bad :^)

	Jim M
376.15whos Scott Brunner? COBRA::DINSMORESee ya in Tampa in January!Thu Oct 04 1990 07:2610
    Actually  JOJ,  with your nephew and all playing football with Phil
    
    Simms son, and the steller  year Phils off too, i would have thought
    
    you would have put 2 and 2  together, and names him after Mr . 
    Simms

         
    dinz
    
376.16been away... ASABET::CORBETTDo you think people will ever learn?Thu Oct 04 1990 10:295

	Gongrats Jim!!!

mc
376.17PARVAX::WARDLEYuppies to dominate W.A.F.F.L.E.Fri Oct 05 1990 11:405
    Phil Simms???? Naw, that's a girly mon name.
    
    I was considering "Joe Willie Wardle" though.
    
    JoJ
376.18CSC32::J_HERNANDEZDahlingItsBettaDownWhereItsWettaFri Oct 05 1990 11:529
    Joe Willie Wardle's
    dad is a clown
    Jests got crushed 
    and dat made him Frown
    
    Overcomes dad's shameful team
    Joe Willie runs amuck
    tries to tell his dad
    the Jets, they really suck!
376.19EARRTH::BROOKSTwo snaps, a twist, and a kiss!Fri Oct 05 1990 11:571
    How about Joe Walton Wardle ?
376.20WMOIS::RIEU_DRead his lips...Know new taxes!Fri Oct 05 1990 11:592
       Joe Willie Walton Wardle!!?
                                       Denny
376.21FSOA::JRODOPOULOSHey Mon, How Many Jobs You Got Today ?Fri Oct 05 1990 14:063
    Congratulations JOJ, another future Cowboy fan is born.
    
    John "D Cowboys" R.
376.22CSC32::SALZERFri Oct 05 1990 23:085
    Congratulations Mr. JoJ. When the little one grows up and 
    begins to understand these type of things, we'll be saving
    a seat for him on the Donk wagon. 
    
    BoB