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Conference 7.286::sports_90

Title:OURGNG::SPORTS - Digital's daily tabloid
Notice:Please review note 1.83 before writing anything.
Moderator:VAXWRK::NEEDLE
Created:Thu Dec 14 1989
Last Modified:Fri Dec 17 1993
Last Successful Update:Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:438
Total number of notes:50420

280.0. "Hokey Sports Awards Show..." by CAM::WAY (Snakebit) Tue Jun 26 1990 16:37

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280.1Three thumbs down SHALOT::MEDVIDthe infinite complexities of loveTue Jun 26 1990 18:3415
280.2DECWET::CROUCHGrand marshall of the dork paradeTue Jun 26 1990 18:5111
    'Saw, you musta seen Steffi in the Glamour Magazine layout a few months
    back, huh?  I gotta admit, she looked pretty good.  (I look through  
    my wife's mags for those rare nudie ads).  She's kind of a bow-wow on 
    the court, but fix her up, photograph her so her nose doesn't look
    like a cruise missle, show lots of cleavage, and she's okay.
    
    She's no Kelly Bundy, but Kelly probably can't stroke a forehand like
    Steffi, either.
    
    Pete
    
280.3MUSKIE::SHAUGHNESSYBig10: By Invitation OnlyTue Jun 26 1990 20:223
    Uh, dan'l... wouldn't that be "masochist?"
    
    MrT
280.4OK, Frank's a Sadomasichist!SHALOT::MEDVIDthe infinite complexities of loveWed Jun 27 1990 10:195
    Sadist or masochist fit.  'Saw is a sadist just for mentioning the
    subject here and making ME remember that sh!t on the tube the other
    night. ;-)
    
    	--dan'l
280.5Actually, Dominatrix Pizza made a delivery at 10pm...CAM::WAYSnakebitWed Jun 27 1990 10:4920
Actually, I didn't watch the entire thing.  At around 10 oclock
my dentist made a house call to scrape my teeth with a dull file.

Seriously, I didn't watch it all.  I watched until 10pm, at which
time my gastro-intestinal tract couldn't take it any more.  I 
read the paper, then ended up on the phone for a while, and while
the TV was on with the sound down I didn't notice much of the drivel.

Yeah, aside from her nose, Steffi is not too bad.  Now if I could
just get her away from her father for a while....;^)  


Re S&M...  Had to read "Justine", by the Marquis de Sade in 
college.  Don't remember much about the book, but I do remember the
professor really getting off reading some of the passages aloud to
the class....bizarre man....

Oh well....

'Saw
280.6oh yes she doesSHIRE::FINEUC1Wed Jun 27 1990 11:549
'Saw,

Q1:  Didjaknow that Steffi has a boyfriend?

Q2:  Have you ever seen Monica Seles all duded up?

more to follow...........

rick ellis
280.7An S&M Stand-off....YUPPY::STRAGEDDopey did a penguin!!!Wed Jun 27 1990 12:032
    Maso:  Hurt me, Hurt me!!
    Sado:  No!
280.8Monica Seles is JAILBAIT !!!!FSHQA2::JRODOPOULOSWed Jun 27 1990 12:121
    
280.9Oh no she ain't over here!!!HAHAHAHAH!!SHIRE::FINEUC1Wed Jun 27 1990 12:253
    

280.10CAM::WAYSnakebitWed Jun 27 1990 12:3810
Steffi may have a boyfriend, but that's no big deal.  When she
realizes how enriched her life could be with me...;^)

Monica's cute, but the girl grunts too much.  I could see it
now:

	Oh God (grunt) Oh God (grunt grunt) Oh God....


'Saw
280.11MCIS1::DHAMELHelp cure P-name writers blockWed Jun 27 1990 12:577
    
    >	Oh God (grunt) Oh God (grunt grunt) Oh God....

    C'mon, 'Saw, it's no different than most farm animals.
    
    Dickster
    
280.12Definitely not like those NFL type grunts either...CAM::WAYSnakebitWed Jun 27 1990 13:3812
No, Dickster.  Monica's grunts are different.  Listen to her 
play tennis sometime.  It's a very definite, higher pitched
female-type grunt.  

Actually, I can't stand to watch her play, because of that
grunt.  I mean she's a fine player, without a doubt, and she
has very intense concentration.

But, if we're talking action off the court, I'd prefer Graf,
or maybe Sabatini.

'Saw
280.13NOW THIS IS JAILBAIT.........YUPPY::STRAGEDDopey did a penguin!!!Wed Jun 27 1990 13:5020
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    Jennifer Capriati
           
    
    
    						.......and she grunts!!
280.14Semper fiddle-dee-deeMCIS1::DHAMELHelp cure P-name writers blockWed Jun 27 1990 13:553
    
    'Saw, aren't you a former grunt?
    
280.15CAM::WAYSnakebitWed Jun 27 1990 14:0223
280.16What kind of Guy are You ?FSHQA2::JRODOPOULOSWed Jun 27 1990 14:102
    Do you prefer moans instead of grunts ?
    
280.17CAM::WAYSnakebitWed Jun 27 1990 15:1011
280.18OK, that's enough.VAXWRK::NEEDLEMoney talks. Mine says "Good-Bye!"Wed Jun 27 1990 16:430
280.19QUASER::JOHNSTONLegitimateSportingPurpose?E.S.A.D.!Thu Jun 28 1990 16:297
   Saw

   	Dominatrix Pizza is a classic!

   The good Marquis' "Juliet" wasn't bad, either.

   Mike JN
280.20Moaning, grunting or screaming....YUPPY::STRAGEDDopey did a penguin!!!Fri Jun 29 1990 06:4312
    I don't care so long as I'm involved!!!
    
    re: Jennifer Capriati...
                                        
    No one picked up the lead.. Does this mean that she was gone unnoticed
    by the Sports Noting Public or does her age protect her from the
    "poison pens"?? 
    
    On this side of the puddle, the attitude is, "Why didn't the 14
    year-olds look like that when I was her age??
    
    PJ (who_wouldn't_mind_being_14_again)
280.21CAM::WAYLiverpool Reds - The Pride of MerseysideFri Jun 29 1990 12:4410
PJ --

In some states down South, a girl her age would be prime pickings.

She's cute, doesn't look 14, and all that, but yes, I guess the
fact that she doesn't even have a drivers license yet protects
her from all of my lecherous musings.

8^)
'Saw
280.22RIPPLE::DEVLIN_JOIt was there finest hour...Fri Jun 29 1990 12:479
    Besides, Jennifer will be a quivering mass of frayed nerves, a useless
    tennis player, and a complete unknown and has-been before she sees
    her 20th birthday (and I'm being kind).  
    
    I hope Martina wins Wimbleton.   I like Steffi's cleavage, but the
    nose has to go.  Some of them gals have nice, firm, coconut-cracking
    thighs.  I miss Chrissi already.   
    
    JD
280.23COBRA::DINSMOREMadonna and ASICS.. A WINNING COMBOFri Jun 29 1990 12:503
    
    ya had to mention my  girl chrissee..... i wish she was back too