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Conference 7.286::sports_90

Title:	OURGNG::SPORTS - Digital's daily tabloid
Notice:	Please review note 1.83 before writing anything.
Moderator:	VAXWRK::NEEDLE

Created:	Thu Dec 14 1989
Last Modified:	Fri Dec 17 1993
Last Successful Update:	Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:	438
Total number of notes:	50420

278.0. "RECREATIONAL BOATING" by CIM::BROWN () Thu Jun 21 1990 16:48

    
    We have the ultimate in recreational boating in the Detroit area.
    A Windsor Canada person has just been granted a license to operate
    a "STRIP SHIP" on the Detroit river.  They will have nude women and
    men dancing on the ship.
    
    The owner is to begin operation next week.  The ship will be outfitted
    with curtains to keep other ships on the river from looking in.
    
    
    The U.S. officials have stated that if the ship strays into U.S.
    waters they will sieze the ship.
    
    Table dancing should be interesting in rough water.  Might end
    up with a dancer in your lap.  Also,  most of the dancers in
    Windsor are from Montreal.
    
    \pjb

T.R	Title	User	Personal Name	Date	Lines
278.1		CAM::WAY	Could Mighty Mouse take Superman?	`Thu Jun 21 1990 16:56`	10
	Phil -- Can you book some reservations? I believe the Chainsaw, Hawk, Slasher, Mike Childs, Dickster, and JoSS should all check this recreational boat out. You know, we could kind of give it the SPORTS Seal of Approval. 'Saw
278.2	Getting there is half the fun	MCIS1::DHAMEL	Thong salesmen are crack dealers	`Thu Jun 21 1990 17:02`	7
	Are they looking for an Activities Director? Do they wear slickers in foul weather? Dickster, who doesn't know a porthole from an aft hole.
278.3	< 10 - 1 odds something in this note gets hidden >	TRCA03::AHMED		`Thu Jun 21 1990 18:31`	3
	Gives a hole new meaning to the words port and stern. Nadeem
278.4	July 3rd voyage $5 cost	CIM::BROWN		`Fri Jun 22 1990 11:35`	14
	Just an update on the Strip Ship. The owner was on talk radio yesterday afternoon. The maiden voyage is July 3rd. To get to the ship you must take a shuttle boat. The shuttle leaves at regular intervals so you can get on/off of the ship almost anytime. The cost is $5.00 and the ship holds 340 passengers. Male strippers will be on the bottom deck the female strippers one deck up. No comments about the last sentence. The owner is planning on keeping the clientele separate. IE: If you are male you can't accompany your significant other to the male stripper deck. The owner said that he has been on the phone all day to talk radio hosts from all over the U.S. /pjb
278.6		QUASER::JOHNSTON	LegitimateSportingPurpose?E.S.A.D.!	`Fri Jun 22 1990 13:01`	9
278.7		MUSKIE::SHAUGHNESSY	The opposite of Macho is Bimbo	`Fri Jun 22 1990 19:31`	6
	So true about WarbleVane. Ever had him check you in hoops? I dunno, but he kept bumping me with his pelvic area and groaning, but I keep a positive mental attitude and have to assume that he did these things cuz he was so beat and losing so badly... MrT
278.8		MUSKIE::SHAUGHNESSY	The opposite of Macho is Bimbo	`Fri Jun 22 1990 19:35`	18
	>able to leap Uh, Mike, I certainly hope you weren't talking about both his Converses out of contact with the ground simultaneously here, cuz that ain't happened that I ever seed. re: pleasure boating Back in the 20s and 30s they used to have big gambling pleasure ships offshore from LA. Armed thugs operated the motor boats. They stayed just beyond what then was the 12 mile limit. Used to offer, ahhhh, a "full service" menu of offerings and customer satisfaction was key. The artists are mostly from Montreal, huh? I've been ther oncet and I think I know what you're getting at there... MrT
278.9		PARVAX::WARDLE	Counting the cars on the NJ Tpk...	`Tue Jun 26 1990 11:04`	11
	You, Mr. T(ank), first of all I don't wear Converse hoop shoes. Secondly, if anyone suffers the dreaded WMD, it's you. You could/should/would be the poster boy for that particular ailment. As for bumping you in the pelvic area, that was just me trying to get around your ever so portly figure. Funny about that figure of yourn...all I could think of was bartlet pears. JoJ
278.10		SASE::SZABO		`Thu Jul 05 1990 16:01`	10
278.11	No Class	WMOIS::JBARROWS	Nice people don't finish nice	`Thu Jul 05 1990 16:06`	2
	Yeah I saw that -- pretty sick.......just what I wanna see at suppertime!
278.12		CAM::WAY	Cause I'm a confidence man!	`Mon Jul 09 1990 12:30`	17
	Sorta related: For all you motorcyclists out there.... I was talking wif a friend of mine who's a cop, and she was tellin me that new research has indicated that the riding position on a sportbike is safer than a typical street bike, because when someone cuts you off and you plow into them, the riding position on the sportbike produces a launch angle that will throw you over the car. Course if the stupid car driver is stickin' his haid outta the window, he could get de-cappa-taited too.... Shlep this shlops, 'Saw
278.13	Hey Ma, watch me fly!	SASE::SZABO		`Mon Jul 09 1990 13:21`	21
278.14		BOSOX::TIMMONS	I'm a Pepere!	`Mon Jul 09 1990 13:47`	3
	Geez, Hawk, you been semi-conscious since '79? Wow!!!111 :*) Lee
278.15	It's because of cheap beer, LEe! :-)	SASE::SZABO		`Mon Jul 09 1990 14:09`	1