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248.1 | | MCIS1::DHAMEL | Bruins, Pats, Red Sox, Bridesmaids | Thu May 24 1990 17:51 | 4 |
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Sounds like Ralph Caso to me, with the "program" clearing up some
of the punctuation.
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248.2 | | SASE::SZABO | | Thu May 24 1990 17:57 | 10 |
248.3 | | VAXWRK::NEEDLE | | Thu May 24 1990 18:00 | 1 |
| Hey, Goober! Is this program generally available? Can you send me a pointer?
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248.4 | | GOOBER::ROSS | My nodename is embarrassing | Thu May 24 1990 18:01 | 14 |
248.5 | | 15436::LEFEBVRE | Penguin in bondage | Thu May 24 1990 18:04 | 6 |
| Yeah, edp wrote the Markhov program. He extracted notes from various
people and munged them all up.
I guess the note in question was written by DR 00:00.
Mark.
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248.6 | Another easy one | GOOBER::ROSS | My nodename is embarrassing | Thu May 24 1990 18:14 | 36 |
| Try this one:
================================================================
I can't believe I'm doing this, but if there's strong opposition I'll
go out on a horrid shooting night last night, and nothing was working.
At one point he was being escorted by Warren Martin, ex-Tar Heel big
man. (And I mean *big*.) Warren must be especially pleased with this
guy questioning JR's screen and roll for their big people, which is
why Rogers can't go to class." If anything I think we're the best
front court in America. Not a good start this year and played pretty
well this year. (Tom Haas, step on up, will ya? Please??)
Statistically he averaged 8 rebounds and 11 freshmen and sophomores.
The team of the tournament *is* to win it was wrong of him to
resurface in the conference with the game when left?
Better rebounding. Better shot selection. A thousand times better
defensively. Fewer turnovers (though he still had too many). Okay for
starters? The last statistics I heard Rice was still breathing.
More to the winnner of the most fundamentally sound players to ever
play at Carolina. Bob Knight himself called Sam one of the most
fundamentally sound players to ever play at Carolina. If you watched
the game when we only want a 3 is he forcing them. Last night he was
being escorted by Warren Martin, ex-Tar Heel big man. (And I mean
*big*.) Warren must be working for the most obvious problem. Look for
him to no end if he lives up to a good collegian. He's off to a
Providence choke-job. PC had the edge with the Hogs. In many ways they
represent a clone of OU in terms of coaches have had bad starts - some
even worse. (Knight and Crum come to mind. One was the last couple of
non-ACC teams are involved in a ;^)!) But a few additional turnovers
by Virginia and you (or Mike Childs, BTW) won't touch it with some new
moves to survive. JR will (he's a survivor), but it's pretty obvious
at this point which of the most ferocious PT fights ever at Carolina.
Watch out 2nd semester ...
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248.7 | | 15436::LEFEBVRE | Penguin in bondage | Thu May 24 1990 18:16 | 3 |
| Acc Crisp?
Mark.
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248.8 | this one should be obvious! :-) | SASE::SZABO | | Thu May 24 1990 18:19 | 46 |
248.9 | Gotta love it...really.... | CAM::WAY | Something bitchin' this way comes... | Thu May 24 1990 18:30 | 13 |
248.10 | still rolling....... | SASE::SZABO | | Thu May 24 1990 18:33 | 5 |
248.11 | | MCIS1::DHAMEL | Bruins, Pats, Red Sox, Bridesmaids | Thu May 24 1990 18:39 | 3 |
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Is this for real?
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248.14 | MPO is still standing | STAR::YANKOWSKAS | Tastes lousy! More filling! | Thu May 24 1990 18:58 | 7 |
| re .13:
Spud's alive and well; he usually puts a couple notes a day in the
BASEBALL conference.
py
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248.15 | ROLLWARD on .8! | GENRAL::WADE | Go Broons! | Thu May 24 1990 19:56 | 1 |
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248.16 | What the hell is a "JD Iced Tea Shower"? | VAXWRK::NEEDLE | | Fri May 25 1990 02:15 | 0 |
248.17 | | CAM::WAY | Something bitchin' this way comes... | Fri May 25 1990 11:27 | 7 |
| JD, in a fit of John Hendry Ninja Like passion, spilled iced tea
all over this elderly couple in Giants stadium lasted August.
Even in my alcoholic stuporous haze (all through my brain) I thought
it was hysterical.
'Saw
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248.18 | | SASE::SZABO | | Fri May 25 1990 11:44 | 13 |
248.19 | | LEVERS::STROUT | no hero in your tragedy... | Fri May 25 1990 13:04 | 37 |
| For anyone interested in running Eric Postpischil's program, here
is a brief set of instructions and explanations.
First you must copy the files into your account:
$ BACKUP/LOG ALIEN::USER:[POSTPISCHIL.PUBLIC]MARKOV.SAV/SAVE *
Then you must compile the C files (BUILD.COM has all the instructions).
NOTE: Must have V3.0+ C compiler.
$ @BUILD
Then you just run the MARKOV.COM file. Give the username and the
conference name as it appears in your notebook: @MARKOV name conf.
NOTE: Must have VMS 5.0 or better. Also note that I am using
SMITH as my username. Please substitue that with the user
you want.
$ @MARKOV SMITH SPORTS
This will create a SMITH.TXT file that will appear in [.DATA].
It is a file containing ALL the notes of the specified user from
the specified conference. The next thing to do is to create
the NEW notes. By typing in the next 2 lines you will get the
new file SMITH.OUT.
$ @MARKOV
$ MARKOV -A [.DATA]SMITH.TXT -G SMITH.OUT -G SMITH.OUT
To mix two people, use the following command line. NOTE: Must
go through the steps to create DOE.TXT first.
$ MARKOV -A [.DATA]SMITH.TXT -A [.DATA]DOE.TXT -G SMITH_DOE.OUT
The .OUT file is the NEW file.
sean
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248.20 | Almost like gene splicing or something! | CAM::WAY | Philosophize with him... | Fri May 25 1990 13:10 | 12 |
248.21 | | SASE::SZABO | | Fri May 25 1990 13:10 | 4 |
248.22 | The real story, up close and personal | WNDMLL::SCHNEIDER | I will not instigate revolution. | Fri May 25 1990 16:50 | 18 |
| >JD, in a fit of John Hendry Ninja Like passion, spilled iced tea
>all over this elderly couple in Giants stadium lasted August.
Oh, I wouldn't say spilled... In the heat of this lucid argument we
were having trying to define exactly how much superior the Jets are to
the Giants (JD agreed with me completely, but we could come to terms
on the magnitude of said superiority), JD grabbed one of his 2 cartons
of iced tea, supposedly the empty one, and smashed it on his forehead
in a manner reminiscent of Bluto in Animal House.
Needless to say, it wasn't the empty, but the full one, which proceeded
to splatter everywhere in a 5 to 10 seat radius, most especially the
unfortunate oriental group in front of us. Suitably embarrassed, JD
muttered something of an apology, and said he'd leave if people wanted
him to leave. He then slumped into his seat and remained quiet...at
least for the next 2 minutes.
Dan
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248.23 | | SASE::SZABO | | Fri May 25 1990 17:03 | 12 |
248.24 | | CAM::WAY | Philosophize with him... | Fri May 25 1990 17:10 | 16 |
| Dan --
I agree with you completely except for the part about the Jets
superiority.
My sources say that JD was getting supremely frustrated with your
obstinance in believing that the Jets are capapble of playing
at a level commensurate with that of the Giants. (I think I might
have misused commensurate, but what the heck, it's Friday).
Anyway, in utter frustration, he wanged himself on the head with
Iced Tea....
Hopethishelps,
'saw
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248.25 | | 15436::LEFEBVRE | Penguin in bondage | Fri May 25 1990 17:23 | 3 |
| Can I go to the next Giantsmania, can I, please??
Mark.
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248.26 | No. | WNDMLL::SCHNEIDER | I will not instigate revolution. | Fri May 25 1990 17:31 | 4 |
| Rule #2, Rule #4, and Rule #6 for attending Giants(Jets)Mania is "No
Weenies!". Sorry, Mark.
Dan
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248.27 | are we having fun | CNTROL::CHILDS | LB bets EJ 1k he'll miss the putt | Fri May 25 1990 22:58 | 11 |
|
Can I go to the next Giantsmania, can I, please??
Mark.
How many Jets' tune can you write between now and August Mark?
Dan your the biggest breaker of the rules ;^)
mike
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248.28 | | PLUGH::ROBICHAUD | | Tue May 29 1990 17:20 | 10 |
| Hey Dick, how about the Islanders. Stasny will lead the league said it
was the year they lost to the Mill Thursday to get some good
discussions about boxing with the Lakers had about as much as
possible. He's damned no matter what he does. Even though they're
killing the B's were losing a bundle on those bums two weeks for the
Oilers. He's either headed for Daddy Warbucks in L.A. or back home.
Bruins need a good first half, but was solid this year.
/Don
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248.29 | | PLUGH::JHENDRY | | Tue May 29 1990 17:26 | 24 |
| Since I work pretty closely with the opening of their logo, so our
foot-soldierdom should be used in a car accident shortly after getting
the job. I've done it many times in the CCHA, 12 in the affluent
families that have children playing the top before any regular needs
kids can be taken care of. The team is a kinder, gentler SPORTS term
for pissing contest. It is long-distance urination contest.
In conclusion, I believe that Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe
their women's programs are stronger top-to-bottom than the peak age is
older than the Bill Curley fake press release. I'm also against a
higher government requiring that a supporting cast and coaching are
both so important in football shows much of a team. A team such as
Dartmouth, Brown, UNH, Michigan Tech at Wisconsin
(the survivors of these series play in any playoff series that doesn't
end in 4 games. If the home teams win at home and sit while waiting
for the Falcons with Andre Ware), you aren't really getting full value
for the NFL. I admire him not only because he died too young, but be-
cause it could have chosen to make his own best deal anywhere and the
Dickerson trade. They give up too much for too little. Thank you, Jim
and Bob Irsay.
John
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248.30 | | PLUGH::SZABO | | Tue May 29 1990 17:28 | 11 |
| Damn, Mikey! I was a disappointment. I think of it, like right now! In
fack, that's exackaly what I'm paying for.
I'm curious as to where you guys got the dough (non-technoweenies
don't make much). And she really, really would love to see JD's
Huskies with so many care in my childhood where kissing my male
relatives was the '60s, which I'm sure it was kind of liked it because
it was about 2am, I don't remember it's name.......
Enjoy, Hawk
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248.31 | | PLUGH::DEVLIN_JO | | Tue May 29 1990 17:30 | 43 |
| Heck Saw, what the conferense, should only be used in domes on
artificial turf!!!!
When I see Tommy Gun guard? Buck Williams? Jerome Kersey?
Of course, how could I peel them off? Kinda uncool, no. In fack (tm)
Doc, I was leaning towards the risk.
Where I went to high school swiming and track meets. Not just
champeenship meets, but all the seats (almost) - looked like it was a
bench-clearing brawl that Pistons' assistant Brenden Suhr called "the
worst I've ever seen."
The Flames put Wamsley in the NBA. The Lakers were outplayed, and
outcoached this series. Through 3 games, the combined goals scored is
11.
Strudland got the ball out of it, and folks would adore me. I'd make
zillions of bucks, not give a rundown. No - I was told their was no
where have I said I had to close to staging a major accomplishment,
the type of guy - UWash - a tall white guy from each school in one of
you have a 3-2 - Kings pass to Gretzky at the blue line - NO ONE
COVERS HIM!!!!! Gretzky waltzes in until the Flames notice him - A -
R, H - A - R- Veeeee, V - A - R, H - A healthy Ralph Sampson for one.
And what I've said about Patrick I'm not passing off as fact. As for
the autopsy. So far, it seems they decided he could not play patsies
all year, then suddenly, come playofftime, crunch time, say - gee, I
don't know what you implied when you feel your anger getting out of
improv or desperation, but rather by rote.
I cain only hope that I'll be rooting for them - no noise, and all the
action. Perhaps they should act like it. Said chucking a few others.
I'll answer the rest of us noters who don't get picked up in this
note. It ain't worth it - but the 9er's went to the rescue? I find it
hard to describe the dutch, who had Wilkes and Jabbar from UCLA - was
there another UCLA boy on those teams?
I also had deals. Again, a form of advertising. Go to local hangout
and see what happens. Obviously, they didn't play better or deserve
it, but that last night and was thinking the Kings scoring the tying
goal short-handed. I never did figure out what J.D. meant, did ya!!!)
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248.32 | | RIPPLE::DEVLIN_JO | Vikings,Broncos,Duke,Bruins | Tue May 29 1990 18:26 | 4 |
| This stuff is too funny. Hendy's is a classic. And Hawk,
who loves my Huskies??? ;-)
JD
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248.33 | Huskies refers to big, as in Roseanne..... :-) | SASE::SZABO | | Tue May 29 1990 18:33 | 7 |
248.34 | Soft-porn? Nothing about Titles in there... | HOTSHT::SCHNEIDER | I will not instigate revolution. | Tue May 29 1990 19:16 | 8 |
| >Actually, I'm kind of disappointed in the way mine turned out. Can I
>have a recount? Did the Clemson Refs job me? Did Markov have too many
>beers over the weekend?
Hawk, I'm not sure what yours means, but that last paragraph
sounds indecent. You better clean up your act!
Dan
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248.35 | | VAXWRK::NEEDLE | | Tue May 29 1990 19:21 | 49 |
| Well, here's one if JD and Hawk were to merge :-).
Re: pass Interference - not exactly going out for things like that.
The announcer sort of like someone's idea to surprise my 75 year old
mom with my Cons! And did I compare a Jordan-less Bulls to the "6th
man" who often logged as much, if not all, drunks at Sullivan Stadium
have indulged way before they face the Eastern Conference winner for
the day? Is this for T, in particular, except the team, the Seattle
Coliseum - the NFC - and it appeared to be heard. Bow thine heads in
forgiveness for trying to explain the Broncos seeing how many dollar
bills did you go in, there's a lot of guys out there in that series.
Right now, it's an unpopular topic for some, but I'd really like to
know if Loyola's style may have given the game is a riot. Especially
Don "no soul" Johnson (or is it that wood bats are a fan of a young
age. Way back - it is because there football factories pile in the
H.Walker trade and offered the VIkings two mid-round picks for Jess
Solomon, David Howard, and Isaac Holt.
Former Bear RB Calvin Thomas, who served a 30-day drug suspension 2
years ago, about 30-35 of us would charter the whole truth, and
nothing but it, whattayathink I am?
JD
Ha'wk
Or this:
Thanks, Steve! I especially loved Madden's continuation (from the
49er-Rams game) of Roger Craig's "running out of headache pills) for
what I saw AMEN! STOP the DEBIL! Take your cupcake division and shovel
pass it off and got back to nature.
Anyway, if enough noters say there going (where?), and swear to tell
you the tickets are $6/each, or 1 cold case Molsons. :-)
re: Mike
Tough weekend for me, economically speaking. It's the most parts,
folks only want to watch Rathman, Craig, and the rest of the 70's, it
was okay to lower the medication.
The only folks who play one on one of these predictions.
JD
Ha'wk
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248.36 | | PLUGH::HUNT | | Tue May 29 1990 20:12 | 31 |
248.37 | | PLUGH::timmons | | Tue May 29 1990 20:15 | 24 |
| I guess college ball will depend on the money with his arms around her
and holds the club with her. They both swing as he explains the
technique.
Everything is going fine until they are SLOWLY approaching the
clubhouse. Suddenly, as they near the doorway to the chestnut. The
other end of the whole game was listening to 'Saw take on five
12-year-olds in a metal box and buried it in two.
Jeff Needle looked like Yasar Arrafat when he agrees with you, and I
was about 8-9 years old, and had learned about a particular stadium,
city, etc. The vast majority of noters. What a memory, Dan.
Thanks, JD. But, what's with the NFL as an entity, or anything to do
with the local channels. Other than that, we've been forced to accept
the one injured part.
Anyway, back to the other, "I see you're a Raider fan." The first guy
always had to be blood smeared all over the hill?
Lee
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248.38 | | PLUGH::TIMMSMORE | | Tue May 29 1990 20:19 | 16 |
| Ha ha, good one, Frank.
Reminds me of the following:
Michael Jordan, Georgetown
I cant believe i cant stand that bradless commerical wirh derek...
know what he said, or what it meant. Since no American writers could
satisfactorily explain it, cause THEY didn't know when we'd hit that
snowbank. The first guy always had a goalie in bedford peter band..
the guy could plain run!
I sure do wish you could get more action out of the hill, yelling like
crazy, sure put fear into us. I don't think it's a definite good
looking gal....
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248.39 | | CSC32::J_HERNANDEZ | KI, CC, EM, SS, are hang'in | Wed May 30 1990 13:32 | 1 |
| BTW its Don "No Soul" Simmons. I rented the movie last night.
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248.40 | Here's Mine | QUASER::JOHNSTON | WHOA! Death by STEREO! | Wed May 30 1990 13:46 | 58 |
| REgarding hating Bent Mooseburglar: I also don't like the `curler'
would take a little wind. Warm sun. A hawk drifting on air currents. I
was rolling all over his robes! Yep. We talked about who was wearing
the pants in the Doctor's parking lot, naked, carrying a sign, and
threatening to kill him. I don't particularly understand the sports
illustrated swimsuit issue.... Offense AND defense. I thought he was
going to try to steal our womens! They're not Christians! I HATES EM, I
DO!! PS For further congrats, see Addendum A44 When the round ends, the
count still continues, and the NFL is finally beginning to realize that
most of my chair. Oh Well. I'm a Celtics fan, and I'm happy to accept
Nazz' congrats post humorously, whatever it is found. The discussion is
totally out of his wife. This might bear some thinkin' on. If John
Hendry N.I.T. (Ninja In Training) is going for the dodger before
someone on the back I fell out of control. Jeff has sent up the Doctor
and demanded (? I doubt this ?) that the dosage be lowered is beside
the point. I don't particularly like it. That Smith guy looks like he's
got oil or something all over again, Right? No it is not a valid
charge.GIMME A DUBBAYA! This Juror is getting crapped on left and
right. I'll try to live on only a quarter of hoops I have no objection
to others watching such a chess match for three hours either. I have a
designated free throw shooter for anyone who plays Center. Why not?
It's no more silly. I think Hamster sounds better, and Dickless Hamster
is the crux of the activity. (POPB allowed I presume)? I donno. Who's
the Dorky lookin' Dude? That's Onan Dan. They probably figured he'd
just lie anyway. Is that cute little gal with the rules. I don't think
it's good for the Nation's Pasttime, for the game more exciting. I just
saw in here?!?! Or is ma eyebones givin' me Hallugeons (tm) The Padres,
after winning the 1st game of baseball and most of the Chicago Cubs...
or anything else you feel like talking about. OR, we could say (if one
were a nerd) that it comprises `most' of the game heard anything quite
like him. I didn't watch curling. She says what's curling. So I look
around to see what everyone else is thinking, and nobody is saying
`SHH' and here's all this WHACKETY-CLACKETY, CLACKETY-WHACKETY, I
start cracking up. I side with John to a certain extent regarding the
best available athlete. Sometimes your needs dictate what you choose,
and if you go away for a Nature study (sponsored by FPA (Fellowship of
Pagan Athletes). There are an awful lot of bear track, TONS of Elk, and
a jerk! Yankowskas OD's on Old Fashioned mix CUBS WIN! CUBS WIN!!! And
it goes on and on! CRIPES!!! I can't even remember who the hell it
could ever be considered actionable. If a huge judgement is handed
down against the Angels. This has been my experience that bat speed is
a fignewton of our collective imaginations. Or .... could it be... that
like Judge Wapner, he is so unpredictable. Ron Guidry is not the coach
walked up and find a lady JN. Kinda warms the ole heart strings. A win
and a serious case of dyslexia. It's called: /Don and Jerry just say
ON! Evidently it's supposed to be a good idea for him to adopt some
sort of code to warn the rest of us, huh?! Right? Right? Hah! Mike JN
ACCorcism (tm) Dick Hamel & Frank Chainsaw Way god (tm) Mike Heiser
Cheesedick (tm) Doda Dock (tm) Denny Facks (tm) Public Domain
Wolfpackgate (tm) Haas Wonk-it-all(tm) Dick Hamel All Hopped Up (tm)
Frank `Chainsaw' Way Onan of Sports(tm) Frank `Chainsaw' Way Ooo-ing
(tm)-Patrick Ewing Raider_Rich POPB (tm) aka Personal opinion fueled by
personal bias MikeC Pile it High (tm) Mike JN ACCorcism (tm) Dick Hamel
& Frank Chainsaw Way Hallugeons (tm) A mind-expander founded by the
(unfortunate) advice he gave Mr. Crisp. When it comes to Jury voting, I
should mention that I am:
MIKE JN
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248.41 | | RIPPLE::DEVLIN_JO | Passes everthing but a gas station | Wed May 30 1990 14:30 | 3 |
| Rollward, Mike JN, rollward..
JD
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248.42 | | MCIS1::DHAMEL | Pavlov's dog was named Odie | Wed May 30 1990 14:55 | 16 |
|
Imagine that. An ::RCASO softwear program that uses artificial
intelligence to duplicate the thought process of the departed Ralph.
I'm sure he'd be proud.
"Secretary, I want you to collate, translate, and have these files
Casodized(tm) for this afternoon's staff meeting. It sounds great,
and what they don't understand won't hurt 'em any."
"Do you want the decoder rings served with the coffee and danish?"
"Hell, no. I don't want them to know I haven't the slightest idea
what I'm talking about. I just want it to sound good!"
Dickster
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248.43 | Check this out! | PNO::HEISER | Phoenix KOs Vagasil Riley | Wed Jun 13 1990 14:27 | 215 |
| Speaking of fantasy software tools...
<<< DNEAST::SYS$TOOLS:[NOTES$LIBRARY]COMMUSIC.NOTE;2 >>>
-< * * Computer Music, MIDI, and Related Topics * * >-
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Note 2365.0 Rap music generator program. 13 replies
DNEAST::COMBAR_CURT "Ayuh! I'm from Maine..." 205 lines 8-JUN-1990 16:33
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The following is a humorous entry from Usenet. The C source code at the end
really works! Enjoy....
Curt
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Path: shlump.nac.dec.com!e2big.dec.com!decwrl!looking!funny-request
From: brendan@otc.otca.oz.au
Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny
Subject: How to write a Rap/House/Disco song
Keywords: computer, chuckle, offense=rapsingers
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Date: 7 Jun 90 23:30:06 GMT
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How To Write a Rap / House(glorified disco) / Disco Song
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LYRICS:
Simply take one word or phrase from each of the three columns below, in order
to make one line. Repeat randomly four times. Repeat process again twice
to make chorus. Repeat last line 17 times. Don't worry if they don't make
sense.
Column 1 Column 2 Column 3
Move it Triple Beat The City Streets
Get Up Body Heat You'll be Humpin
Pump It Up Feel the Beat Before the Night is Over
Get Down Get Around Shake your Meat
Shake it The Joint Is Jumpin Bustin Loose
Pump the Jam Feet are Stompin Disco Heat
BACKBEAT:
Program a drum machine in neverending 4/4 time. Add occasional snare.
BODY:
Add monotonous bass in one key. Overlay with puncy sounding synth. Get
previously unknown singer to talk the lyrics so as not to test the range
of the vocal chords.
PRODUCTION:
Put above ingredients together on master tape. Press discs. Give the label
a suitably techno-funk sounding name, like "Mixmastermeatbeaters". Sell 5
million copies to unsuspecting public. Win MTV Award.
The sad thing is the public will *think* you've been creative...
Better still, this process can be automated via a lyric C program, a random
synth base and music generator, and the discs mastered directly by computer
control.
This relieves the composer of decisions regarding which phrases and notes
to use in production. By pressing the <RET> key, more than 100 CD's a week
can be generated.
This I have done, below is a sample composition guaranteed to make megabucks:
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"Get down" by Mixmastermeatbeaters
Get down the joint is jumpin' you'll be humpin'
Shake it feet are stompin' in the city streets
Pump the jam feel the beat with disco heat
Move it get around 'til the night is over
(chorus)
Get down to triple beat shake your meat
Pump it up get around in the city streets
Pump the jam to triple beat you'll be humpin'
Shake it get body heat 'til the night is over
Get up the joint is jumpin' you'll be humpin'
Pump it up feet are stompin' I'm bustin loose
(chorus)
Get down to triple beat shake your meat
Pump it up get around in the city streets
Pump it up get around in the city streets
Pump it up get around in the city streets
Pump it up get around in the city streets
etc..
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Note that this is indistinguishable from the human generated version.
For those who wish to compose themselves, the program appears in the next
posting. I hope for a cut in the royalties :-)
!-----------------------------------------------------------------------
#include <stdio.h>
#include <time.h>
#include <ctype.h>
static char col1[6][30] = {
"Move it",
"Get up",
"Pump it up",
"Get down",
"Shake it",
"Pump the jam"
};
static char col2[6][30] = {
" to triple beat ",
" get body heat ",
" feel the beat ",
" get around ",
" the joint is jumpin' ",
" feet are stompin' "
};
static char col3[6][30] = {
"in the city streets\n",
"you'll be humpin'\n",
"'til the night is over\n",
"shake your meat\n",
"I'm bustin loose\n",
"with disco heat\n"
};
main()
{
int chor[2][3];
int i,j,getpid();
long now;
/* Generate random seed */
now = time(&now) / rand();
srand(getpid() + (int)((now >> 16) + now + time(&now)));
/* Generate chorus and title */
for (i = 0; i < 2; i++)
for (j = 0; j < 3; j++)
chor[i][j] = rand() % 6;
printf ("\n\"%s\" by Mixmastermeatbeaters\n\n",col1[(chor[0][0])]);
/* Print out song */
verse();
chorus(chor);
verse();
chorus(chor);
lastline(chor);
printf("-----\n");
}
chorus(chor)
int chor[2][3];
{
int i;
printf("\n(chorus)\n");
for (i = 0; i < 2; i++) {
printf("%s",col1[(chor[i][0])]);
printf("%s",col2[(chor[i][1])]);
printf("%s",col3[(chor[i][2])]);
}
printf("\n");
}
verse()
{
int i;
for (i = 0; i < 4; i++) {
printf("%s",col1[rand()%6]);
printf("%s",col2[rand()%6]);
printf("%s",col3[rand()%6]);
}
}
lastline(chor)
int chor[2][3];
{
int i;
for (i = 0; i < 17; i++) {
printf("%s",col1[chor[1][0]]);
printf("%s",col2[chor[1][1]]);
printf("%s",col3[chor[1][2]]);
}
printf("\n");
}
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248.44 | | QUASER::JOHNSTON | Funnier than the Bible! | Wed Jun 13 1990 14:54 | 11 |
| Pump it up and
jam it
slam it
cram it
BLAM it dammit!
Mike `Rap_is_my_life' JN
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