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Conference 7.286::sports_90

Title:OURGNG::SPORTS - Digital's daily tabloid
Notice:Please review note 1.83 before writing anything.
Moderator:VAXWRK::NEEDLE
Created:Thu Dec 14 1989
Last Modified:Fri Dec 17 1993
Last Successful Update:Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:438
Total number of notes:50420

241.0. "Vane-Center(tm) Shift in the United States" by CAM::WAY (Go ask Alice, when she's ten feet tall) Fri May 18 1990 14:12

It has come to my attention that there is a preponderance of
East Coast noters going 'Vane crazy.

You hear people like the Dinz say that they have been Oilers
fans for years.  The Doc is vaning way more than he ever has
before.  Why I even heard via the grapevine that RCASO
is now rooting for the Yankees (but his IS NO TWO BLAM!!!)...

After much investigation, I have discovered that the Vane-Center
has shifted.  Before a few weeks ago, the Vane-Center was 
approximately in the Colorado area.  Now, according to my detailed
calculations, extrapolations, ruminations and constipations, it
would seem that all the scientific evidence points to a shift
in the Vane Center of approximately 2000 statute miles, to 
an area roughly centered in the tri-state area.

This new Vane-Center is causing and increased Vane-Effect, and
from all of my empirical data would appear to be because Wardlevane
has moved east to New Jersey.

I have bought some time on the NOAA Satellite to keep track of 
this new phenomenon, and will report more as time goes by....

Chainsaw

PS  Vane-Center(tm) is now tm'd....
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241.1COBRA::DINSMOREYa gotta love the horizontal hula.Fri May 18 1990 14:2210
    angela  cartwright.. dont get me started.. dr smith always had a
    thing for her..no.. may be it was the robot
    
    
    so much for digressing.. so... remeber  archies  niece.. danielle
    something, the little girl about 7    .. has any one  seen her now??
    
    
    holy glota  mola.
    
241.215436::LEFEBVREFour more to go!Fri May 18 1990 14:423
    psst....<whisper> Dinz!  You got the wrong note!
    
    Mark.
241.3COBRA::DINSMOREYa gotta love the horizontal hula.Fri May 18 1990 14:514
    not really marcus.. vane kinna goes hand in hand with angela :))
    
    dinz
    
241.4JULIET::MAY_BRGo get'em, MikeFri May 18 1990 15:195
    
    Dinz has been acting more and more like the ol' Dinz lately.  I
    never liked it when I could understand him.  8^)
    
    Bruce
241.5And now, we return to our regular programDASXPS::TIMMONSI'm a Pepere!Tue May 22 1990 08:3811
    Bruce, glad you noticed it.  It's been bothering me, too.  
    
    Glad to see he's incomprehensible again.
    
    Dinz, are you back to typing with your gloves on?  I can remember
    visiting you back in Lawrence, where you would talk to me, be on
    the phone with someone, be checking something on the fiche viewer,
    and noting, all at the same time.  It made for some memorable notes
    from you.  Keep up the good work.
    
    Lee