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Conference 7.286::sports_90

Title:OURGNG::SPORTS - Digital's daily tabloid
Notice:Please review note 1.83 before writing anything.
Moderator:VAXWRK::NEEDLE
Created:Thu Dec 14 1989
Last Modified:Fri Dec 17 1993
Last Successful Update:Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:438
Total number of notes:50420

194.0. "bandwagon jumper of 1989" by ROCK::GRONOWSKI (iceMAN) Mon Mar 26 1990 18:30

    
    
    Another contest...  
    
    We need to vote for the 1989 Bandwagon Jumper of the year.  My vote in
    the next reply
    
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194.1DrM, hands down...ROCK::GRONOWSKIiceMANMon Mar 26 1990 18:311
    
194.2Dr. M in a rout!PNO::HEISERI survived the Phoenix buyoutMon Mar 26 1990 19:186
    I would vote for Jo*, but after meeting him, I know he only does it for
    laughs.
    
    Dr. M, on the other hand, is totally serious.
    
    Mike
194.3REFINE::ASHEDo the hustle...Mon Mar 26 1990 19:431
    Shouldn't this go in the rathole note?
194.4CNTROL::CHILDSI'm in the Hoops Jihad LotteryTue Mar 27 1990 10:472
    
    better yet write-lock this sucker....
194.5STAR::YANKOWSKASTeenage Mutant Ninja NoterTue Mar 27 1990 12:443
    >	Shouldn't this go in the rathole note?
    
    Which one?  :-)
194.6PNO::HEISERmy other computer is a CrayTue Mar 27 1990 13:243
    this is the LDUC conference isn't it?  What do you expect?
    
    besides, we have a reputation to keep up!
194.7Enough saidFRSBEE::BROOKSLMU, ya did it w/class !Tue Mar 27 1990 13:3840
    MAybe we can have a "Noter most likely to get write-locked award."
    
    In which case, Paul Moanowksi will win going away .....
    
    Noters :
    
    Please note the two people who want to slander me as a wagon jumper:
    
    1) Paul The Small Groanowski - Clevescum Clowns and Cads 'fan',
    who can't get his rocks off cheering for either team, due to their
    repeated choke jobs in the playoffs.
    
    2) Mike "Blood Bundy" Heiser - A coast-to-coast wagon jumper of
    the Fungus and Puns.
    
    Of course, my Lakers have beaten both teams like the proverbial
    drum, hence I kill two buzzards with one missile.
    
    Poor Mikey, he's soooo frustrated by the success of my Anti-Jihad
    work, and the Lakers, that he's reduced to babbling untruths and
    non sequitors about me in the desert air ....
    
    The truth of the matter is that Groaner and Miser are both made
    for each other, The Choker and The Bridesmaid. The two of you have
    the blood of Bundys, not champions.
    
    Mind you, I have some sympathy for your plights - it must be hard
    going through life known as Cinderella's Sister - but you two really
    need to seek help.
    
    Desert Rat (tm), anyone who would try to justify Jo* is definetly
    ill, and needs as much professional help as possible .....
    
    vaporBABE ? You're just about gone ....
    
    JUST LIKE YOUR 'FAVORITE' TEAMS  !!!!!
    
    HAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!!!!!!
    
    DrM
194.8The Return of BROKENRECORD.COM(tm), Part II. :-) SASE::SZABOTue Mar 27 1990 13:481
    
194.9PNO::HEISERmy other computer is a CrayTue Mar 27 1990 13:522
    Hey Doc, I had a friend like you once that liked to conjure up cute
    little nicknames for people.  That was back in the first grade though.
194.10ROCK::GRONOWSKIiceMANTue Mar 27 1990 13:589
    
    Mike, I think Doc's note was a campaign speech... he talks about
    "his Lakers"... will it never end.
    
    Doc, your fun will end April 19th when you get smoked in the
    one-on-one hoop contest.  Any more of this garbage and i'll be
    forced to publish the mail message you sent me accepting the
    challange, but asking for a 4 point spot... HA HA HA!
    
194.11FRSBEE::BROOKSLMU, ya did it w/class !Tue Mar 27 1990 14:499
    Go on, and enter those forgeries, see if I care .... because I've
    yet to say yes or no ...  try again ...
    
    NOTERS :
    
    PLEASE NOTE THAT MR GRONOWSKI DID NOT **RESPOND** TO **ANY OF MY
    CHARGES**, THEREBY IMPLICTLY AGREEING WITH ME ON THEM VERBATIM.
    
    Schneider would be proud of your obstrufaction .....
194.12CAM::WAYBe excellent to each otherTue Mar 27 1990 15:0114
And in the dark, dank, slimey depth, the gases bubbled, and something
stirred....  Long dormant for seeming eons, it stretched and woke
itself, for its long trip to the surface.

Oozing slowly upward, rank odor permeating the very space of its
existence, it came more and more to life....

It was the Dreaded Bandwagon Jumper Rathole Note....  Just when you
thought it was safe......

It slowly sneaks up on you, and nexted thing you know


ARGGHGHHGHGHGHGGGGGHHH!!!!
194.13caught in the actPNO::HEISERVAX MIDI anyone?Tue Mar 27 1990 15:526
>        <<< Note 194.11 by FRSBEE::BROOKS "LMU, ya did it w/class !" >>>
>    Go on, and enter those forgeries, see if I care .... because I've
>    yet to say yes or no ...  try again ...
    
    Don't believe him SPORTS fans.  I have a copy of the memo Doc sent to
    Rock.
194.14FRSBEE::BROOKSNot George Bush, dummy ..BROOKS !Tue Mar 27 1990 17:206
    ... oh yeah Mikey, like you have any more credibility than 
    Groaner ... HAHAHAHAHAHA
    
    SPORTS fans, let the record show conclusively that Gronowscum and
    Miser are in cahoots together, bound by their mutual frusration,
    envy, and links to America's Cities Of Shame : Clevescum and Phew-Nix.
194.15VIEW3D::MACGREGORTue Mar 27 1990 17:251
    Ho hum  Where's that little comma, oh yes next to the 6.
194.16maybe he really believes what he says...?ROCK::GRONOWSKIiceMANTue Mar 27 1990 18:0016
I guess this came from the tooth fairy huh? 

    #11         14-MAR-1990 15:30:37.17                                     MAIL
From:   TOOTH::FAIRY       "You can beat him man - if you hit him with a bat !"
To:     ROCK::GRONOWSKI
CC:     FAIRY
Subj:   RE: yawn

I guess I should beg you for forgiveness ......


DO I get a 4 point handicap ?

MAIL> 
    
194.17hey Doctah, is your nose getting longer?PNO::HEISERhanging 10 with E.T.Tue Mar 27 1990 18:5614
From:	ROCK::GRONOWSKI    "Yabba Dabba Doooo!" 27-MAR-1990 10:10:16.05
To:	PNO::HEISER
CC:	
Subj:	i want you to visualize this....

From:	LUNER::BROOKS       "You can beat him man - if you hit him with a bat !" 14-MAR-1990 15:30:37.17
To:	ROCK::GRONOWSKI
CC:	BROOKS
Subj:	RE: yawn

I guess I should beg you for forgiveness ......


DO I get a 4 point handicap ?
194.18VAXWRK::NEEDLEWed Mar 28 1990 01:184
At the risk of all the whiny noters whining about my heavy-handed moderation,
I'm write-locking this useless note.  Send all mail to NL:NEEDLE.

j.