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Conference 7.286::sports_90

Title:OURGNG::SPORTS - Digital's daily tabloid
Notice:Please review note 1.83 before writing anything.
Moderator:VAXWRK::NEEDLE
Created:Thu Dec 14 1989
Last Modified:Fri Dec 17 1993
Last Successful Update:Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:438
Total number of notes:50420

30.0. "The Crow Cafe...Open for Business" by SALEM::RIEU (We're Taxachusetts...AGAIN) Fri Dec 15 1989 12:15

   You know who you are. Step right up!
                                      Denny    
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30.1SALEM::RIEUWe're Taxachusetts...AGAINMon Dec 18 1989 14:553
       Awful quiet in here. Must be a lot of zillionaires out there
    with everyone making correct predictions and all.
                                   Denny
30.2OURGNG::J_WARDLEBandwagon Packer FanMon Dec 18 1989 15:013
    This is a stupid note.
    
    JoJ
30.4ASABET::CORBETTMon Dec 18 1989 15:035
>    This is a stupid note.
    
	I've always thought so.

mc
30.5Me too.VAXWRK::NEEDLEMoney talks. Mine says "Good-Bye."Mon Dec 18 1989 16:020
30.6COOKIE::MJOHNSTONIuseTactHammersButaSledge'sMoFunMon Dec 18 1989 16:226
	The times I've thought it was a stupid note were when I had shot off my
mouth about how great so-and-so was going to do, then had to crawl in and bite
the bird. Oh well, a little humility is good for all of us.

Mike JN

30.7AUSTIN::MACNEALBig MacMon Dec 18 1989 16:241
    I'd agree with Jim, Mike, and Jeff, but I've been told to lighten up.
30.8JULIET::MAY_BRChipmunks roasting on an open fire...Mon Dec 18 1989 16:396
    
    When the Crow note was first created, it was fun.  People entered
    without provocation whenever their team lost.  Now it seems its
    more of a gloat note for whenever a team that someone dislikes loses.
    
    Bruce 
30.9But I do have a next unseen key...so...OURGNG::J_WARDLEBandwagon Packer FanMon Dec 18 1989 17:084
    Besides...the "acckkkk, yeck...etc" stuff is old. I don't even waste
    my time looking at it anymore.
    
    JoJ
30.10COOKIE::MJOHNSTONIuseTactHammersButaSledge'sMoFunMon Dec 18 1989 17:257
30.11PNO::HEISERBo DOES know Diddley! Film @ 11!Wed Jan 10 1990 16:081
    The BBQ'ed Jalapeno Crow is ready. :-)
30.12CSC32::SALZERWed Jan 10 1990 19:415
    We're getting a big batch of bird together this weekend. It will
    be BBQ'd also and served with an extra special orange sauce for
    the Browns fans. 
    
    BoB
30.13MCIS1::DHAMELIs Nothing Sacred?Thu Jan 11 1990 12:288
    
    Sure wish I had stock in the crow division of Perdue done-its.
    
    "It takes a tough man to eat a tough fricken bird."
    
    -Dick
    
    
30.14The Clowns went downQUASER::HUNTERJack's Diner, No Brains, No ServiceMon Jan 15 1990 14:237
     Come on all you Dawg fans......  Jacksonta, my self, and a host
    of other Donk fans are serving up the the Crow.  Get it while it's
    hot.....  It taste better then.....
    
    YAP YAP YAP !!!!!
    
    Big Game
30.15Yipe! Yipe! Yipe! Dawgs got kickedQUASER::HUNTERJack's Diner, No Brains, No ServiceMon Jan 15 1990 15:227
     WHAT!!!!!  it's been some time since I let it be known that
    the crow was ready to be served yet no one has showed to MUNCH !
    I could just hear this note had it been the Donks that lost and
    no one showed for a Crow dinner.  Come on dawgs................
    Eat up !!  it might taste bad but it won't kill ya !
    
    Big Game
30.16Table for one?COMET::RYBICKISF 1, Donks 0Mon Jan 15 1990 15:514
    
    	Here I am, Jack.  I'll take my lumps.  With Brown gravy.
    
    	JaD
30.17*Your* season ain't over yetSHALOT::HUNTFrom the young man in the 22nd row ...Mon Jan 15 1990 17:304
    Hey, Jack, make sure you freeze some of that crow.   You may need a
    helping or two in two weeks.
    
    Bob Hunt
30.18QUASER::HUNTERJack's Diner, No Brains, No ServiceMon Jan 15 1990 17:4510
     AHHHHHHH........  Thats where you could be wrong.  I 
    haven't picked the Donks over the Niners yet ....   ;^)
    
     Don't worry, if the Donks Gag in the Bowl, I'll be
    here to eat some of the bird.  It won't be quite as
    nasty though since there aren't many Niner's fans
    in here and I ain't talked a 14,000 foot Mtn's worth
    of BS about them.
    
    Big Game
30.19CSC32::SALZERTue Jan 16 1990 21:435
    Why would we have to eat crow?  The Broncos are expected to be
    blown out.  A close game would impress some. A Bronco win would
    be absolutely beautiful.  This is going to be fun.
    
    BoB
30.20YOU are really on a LOSER there !EAYV01::DWALLACEFraggle Rock DetectiveWed Jan 17 1990 11:531
    
30.21Dig in Laker fans!UPWARD::HEISERgive me 7 pillars of wisdomWed May 16 1990 17:1122
    Welcome to the Phoenician Banquet Hall!  Your tables are set and spread in
    PURPLE and COPPER decor.  The main entree today is an elephant-sized
    black crow marinated in jalapeno and yellow hot peppers.  A superb
    blend from the Mexican culture of Phoenix.
    
    There are many reserved seats here for all those disrespectful,
    insulting Laker fans who have harassed Suns fans for years!  There also
    reserved meat portions of the CROW:
    
    - The adopters of the "Puns" name will receive a special treat by feasting 
      on the "Buns" of this bird.
    - The disrespectful, arrogant ones get to EAT CROW excrement after the
      the others are finished with the "Buns".
    
    No bibs are necessary, just wear the T-Shirts left on the chairs that
    say "I LOVE THE PHOENIX SUNS"!
    
    It should be noted that not all Laker fans were invited to this dinner. 
    Some were just too reasonable and decent fans, BOTH of THEM!  The rest
    know who you are!
    
    Mike
30.22I hope you like eating alone Mike .... :-)EARRTH::BROOKSNever trust a Brooklyn Queen ...Wed May 16 1990 19:351
    
30.23UPWARD::HEISERgive me 7 pillars of wisdomWed May 16 1990 20:247
>     <<< Note 30.22 by EARRTH::BROOKS "Never trust a Brooklyn Queen ..." >>>
>                -< I hope you like eating alone Mike .... :-) >-
    
    I'm only serving this year, I had mine last year.  Glad to see you step
    in though.  Enjoy!
    
    Mike
30.24this is de troof !EARRTH::BROOKSNever trust a Brooklyn Queen ...Wed May 16 1990 22:08125
    You know people, I thought something stunk about this series. 
    
    Then a buddy of mine in Phoneix who's a security guard at the DEC
    plant sent me this hidden-camera videotape of Mike's cubicle.
    
    I just wish he hadn't sent it via interoffice mail, I'd had this
    by last Saturday otherwise ....
    
    
    With apologies to Bob Hunt :
    (I hope I do you justice ....)
    
    
    Time : May 9, 1990 in the DEC Phoneix office. Late afternoon. The Suns 
    survived a 5 game series against Utah, and must now play the Lakers.
    
    Mike Heiser is leaning back in a chair with a copy of SI, chasing
    his dose of Mylanta with a fifth of Mad Dog 20-20. He is checking
    the pre-series matchups, and is looking more depressed by the minute.
    
    MH : Damn, I can't bear the thought of another four-game sweep !
    (Chugs some Mylanta) And with the C's out already,(takes a swing of 
    the MD 20/20) I can't deal with another summer of discontent. I'd sell 
    my soul for a Suns' win !
    
    (At that moment, a loud boom, a puff of smoke, and it's The Devil.
     He's wearing a Armani suit, Ray Bans, and Reebok Pumps.)
    
    Heiser : OHMIGAWD !
    
    Devil : Uh, not quite kid. But I'll let it go. I heard you need
    help. By the way, the name is Lou Cipher.
                                             
    Heiser : Lucifer ?
    
    Devil (to be referred to as "Lou" from here on out) : Lou dammit !
    It's better for business. I heard you need help.
    
    Heiser : Well, yeah, b-b-but...can you ?        
    
    Lou : Yo, homeboy ! Can I help ? Does Bo know baseball ? Hell, who do 
    you think helped the Pistons last year ?
    
    Heiser : YOU ? Why ?
    
    Lou : Walt Ashe made me an offer I couldn't refuse ... 
    Or did you think that Magic AND Scott going down was an accident ?
    
    Heiser : Well, look, I want the Lakers to bite the BIG one. I mean
    HUGE. They've got home court, they're looking good, and frankly,
    there is no way in hel- uh, I can't see us beating the Fakers with
    Mark West in the middle. Can you help out ? I'd really like to shut
    Dr,. Midnight's mouth ...
    
    Lou : Whoa there. Can't touch the good Doctor. He's under the protection
    of the Other Guy. Something about DrM being His Instrument Of Vengance
    against the Larry Bird Jihad (tm). The Doc has a lot of integrity. 
    
    Besides, I like his style - I could use a man like him, but I'm
    a Celtics fan myself. And I don't do freebies.
    
    Now, as far as the Lakers go, I can give you a hand there ....
    
    Mike : (Hastily) Hey, dude, no problem ! If you do the Lakers, I'll
    do the rest ! But's got to be a good butt-kicking, do you know,
    do you know, do you know ?
    
    So what are the terms ?
    
    Lou : First, the Celtics aren't going to win jacksh-t for the rest
    of this century. Capiche' ? Secondly, the Lakers get to pound the
    living hell out of your boys next year. Thirdly, I need you to add
    a second partner in this deal. Your soul alone ain't enough.
    
    Heiser : Well, I don't know .....
    
    Lou : Take it or leave it dude - I'm in a hurry. Besides, some of
    LB Jihad have offered me a SWEET deal to get the Pistons iced by
    the Bulls.
    
    (At this moment, Jim Weddle walks in. Mike Heiser introduces him
    to The Devil.)
    
    Jim : Hey Louie baby ! Will I do ? 
    
    Devil : Hell yes !
    
    Jim and Mike : (in unison) Where do we sign !
    
    Devil : Okay, open up a vein, and sign this contract ....
    
    Heiser : Heh heh heh, (gets razor out of drawer - the one he would
    have used if the Lakers had swept the Suns again) the Lakers are going 
    down ! Yeah, bouyee !!! By the way, the Fakers getting blown away
    means a sweep right ?
    
    Devil : Are you crazy ? Hell, everybody will know something's up
    then ! It has to look good. Look, I'm feeling generous - I'll make it
    a five game series. I know you want revenge, but you guys aren't that 
    good for a sweep, otherwise you wouldn't be begging for my help right ?
    
    Weddle : We'll take five games, as long as Faker_ken, and DrM eat
    crow ! And the Suns go all the way, right Louie !
    
    Devil : Your guess is as good as mine .... HAHAHAHAHA !!!!!
    
    Weddle : But you said the Suns would beat the Lakers and win it
    all !
    
    Devil : I said no such thing ! I said you guys would beat the Lakers.
    Period. 
    
    (Lowers his voice ominously.)
    
    You want to renegotiate ?
    
    Heiser : Uh no, no ! we'll take it it ! 
    
    Lou/Devil : Alright then. I've got to run now - enjoy dudes. I've
    been wanted to mess with James Worthy's mind for a looong time,
    heh heh heh ....
                                                     
    =================================================                
    
    Dr. Midnight
30.25UPWARD::HEISERgive me 7 pillars of wisdomWed May 16 1990 22:178
    Re: -1
    
    I'm rolling!! ;-)
    
    It takes an imaginative writer like Bob Hunt to come up with something
    like that.  Good work Bob!
    
    Mike
30.26That WAS excellent, another roller here!CSC32::B_GRAHAMJust do it!Thu May 17 1990 09:531
    
30.27"Mephistopheles is such a mouthful." - Robert DiNeroSHALOT::MEDVIDHouse music all night longThu May 17 1990 10:4113
>  Devil : Uh, not quite kid. But I'll let it go. I heard you need
>    help. By the way, the name is Lou Cipher.
>                                             
>    Heiser : Lucifer ?
>    
>    Devil (to be referred to as "Lou" from here on out) : Lou dammit !
    
    You should also aplogize to the writers of "Angel Heart" and the book
    "Fallen Angel" on which it was based.   Plagiarism is a crime
    punishable by watching the Suns win the championship.
    
    	--dan'l
    
30.28Never read the book - maybe the movie ....EARRTH::BROOKSNever trust a Brooklyn Queen ...Thu May 17 1990 12:042
    Angel Heart ? Was that the movie with Lisa Bonet and blood on the
    ceiling ?
30.29JULIET::MAY_BRGo get'em, MikeThu May 17 1990 14:0213
    
>   (At that moment, a loud boom, a puff of smoke, and it's The Devil.
>     He's wearing a Armani suit, Ray Bans, and Reebok Pumps.)
 
    I didn't know that Arsenio was Satan.  Call Bret Butler!!
                                                             
>   of the Other Guy. Something about DrM being His Instrument of Vengance
                                                ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^   
    Curious choice of initials, Doc.  HIV.  Hmmmm, anything you'd like    
    to tell us?                                                           

    
    Bruce
30.30I'm rolling again!UPWARD::HEISERgive me 7 pillars of wisdomThu May 17 1990 14:557
>>   of the Other Guy. Something about DrM being His Instrument of Vengance
>    Curious choice of initials, Doc.  HIV.  Hmmmm, anything you'd like    
>    to tell us?                                                           
    
    Comeback of the day Bruce!
    
    Mike
30.31EARRTH::BROOKSNever trust a Brooklyn Queen ...Thu May 17 1990 14:581
    Yeah Bruce, I'm here to AID other Anti-Celtic sympathisers ....
30.32One of my personal favesSHALOT::MEDVIDHouse music all night longThu May 17 1990 15:0112
    
    RE:28
    
    Yes, but you need to edit your reply to capture the true essence:
    
     Angel Heart ? Was that the movie with Lisa Bonet IN THE BUF and blood 
     on the ceiling ?                                 ^^^^^^^^^^
    
    Cool flick.  Good book too.
    
    	--dan'l
    
30.33SASE::SZABOJust say YES to freakin' lunaticism!Thu May 17 1990 15:367
30.3415436::LEFEBVREFour more to go!Thu May 17 1990 15:423
    That's easy.  Amazon Women on the Moon.
    
    Mark.
30.35UPWARD::HEISERgive me 7 pillars of wisdomThu May 17 1990 15:567
>    You mean, Lisa Bonet brought out her Titles and Aquisitions for viewing
>    in technicolor?  Is the movie out in video yet?
    
    last time I looked, she barely had any Titles worth looking into.
    
    hope this hurts,
    Mike
30.36EARRTH::BROOKSNever trust a Brooklyn Queen ...Thu May 17 1990 15:585
    I remember that movie now - it was good. Lisa's role was pretty
    unecessary if you ask me. But the movie was a veery good one.
    
    Amazon Women on The Moon was a trip ! Aresenio's role was a riot !
    I hope I never have a day that bad !
30.37Don't overlook this oneWNDMLL::SCHNEIDERI will not instigate revolution.Thu May 17 1990 16:257
    >Let's see.......  Should I rent Amazon Women on the Moon, Caged Heat,
    >or Angel Heart tonight?  :-)
    
    ...or Hardbodies is on Ch. 56.  I never saw it, but the commercial for
    it made it seem appealing!
    
    Dan
30.38Desparately seeking young Titles! :-) SASE::SZABOJust say YES to freakin' lunaticism!Thu May 17 1990 16:3010
30.39definitely don't miss itLEVERS::STROUTno hero in your tragedy...Thu May 17 1990 16:495
30.40RIPPLE::DEVLIN_JOGoons,Bufoons,Loons,BroonsThu May 17 1990 16:5211
    Caged Heat - I think you get to see LInda Blair's Titles.
    
    Amazon Women on the Moon is a riot.  Especially Don "no soul" Johnson
    (or is it Simmons...)
    
    That and the Monkey in the space suit...
    
    Now, you can watched "Stripped to Kill, Part II" if you really
    wanna see some Titles and Acquisitions (tm) ;-)
    
    JD
30.41Insatiable Roolz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!15436::LEFEBVREFour more to go!Thu May 17 1990 16:571
     
30.42I really don't watch these. Honest.WFOV11::APODACAOh, go sit down.Thu May 17 1990 16:5924
    As long as we are in this rathole (not that I'm really certain what
    the topic was, anyway):
    
    If you want Titles and Acquisitions (Gawd, this sounds like a business
    merger here--altho upon further reflection, mergers that are purely
    "business" are not entirely uncommon ;), rent any movie with Sybil
    Danning.  Out of the three being pondered, I think Caged Heat has
    her in it, probably as some mean, cruel, (and most likely kinky)
    warden in a women's prison.  If she's not the warden, then she's
    the "TuffChick" (tm--hey, I can do it too!).
    
    If you like Titles and Acquisitions which aren't quite so...so,
    Blatant, and are looking for Space Wars Clones, try Battle Beyond
    the Stars.  Sybil Dahling is in that too, as a warrior maiden with
    a Maiden-form bra.  Actually it looks more like a long series of
    hardened pipe cleaner strategially wrapped around her, um, Titles.
    
    (and to totally go off the topic, I recall a write up of this better
    than average B-space movie where Roger Corman discussed how difficult
    it was to keep certain parts of Sybil covered enough to get a PG
    rating.  Hell, all she had to do was BREATHE deeply to move her
    costume around.  ;)))))
    
    ---kim
30.43the lockerroonm is open CNTROL::CHILDSthe jukebox playing loud 96 tearsThu May 17 1990 17:0113
>    Caged Heat - I think you get to see LInda Blair's Titles.
 
      Isn't Sybil Danning in this movie? I'd prefer her titles...

 Hardbodies uncut is a OK.........

and if you really want titles and a......

 check out Bazooka County on Tuexedo.......

 ;^)

30.44RIPPLE::DEVLIN_JOGoons,Bufoons,Loons,BroonsThu May 17 1990 17:0312
    Kim,
    
    Battle among the Stars - I saw that.  You do a great job describing
    Sybil's outfit.
    
    JD
    
    re; Mark,
    
    Hey this is a Family Show!
    
    JD
30.45EVERYONE knows Michelle!UPWARD::HEISERgive me 7 pillars of wisdomThu May 17 1990 17:066
>    Now, if ya want some Titles, check out "Blame it on Rio".  No wonder
    
    Good ole' Michelle Johnson!  My wife went to high school with her here
    in Phoenix.  She was a real slut!
    
    Mike
30.46CAM::WAYGo ask Alice, when she's ten feet tallThu May 17 1990 17:1015
I fell in love with Sybil Danning from her Playboy layout
a few years ago... after that I'm always interested in
anything she does...

Now, not quite in the same league, I'm beginning to realize
that Beverly D'Angelo (the mother in Vactaion) might have quite
a set of Titles, in that this new movie she's in looks to be
somewhat revealing...at least the previews are anyway.


Blame it on Rio....classic flick...classic...

Hell, Hawk, rent them all!

'Saw
30.47Is Needle out today?SASE::SZABOJust say YES to freakin' lunaticism!Thu May 17 1990 17:196
30.48And I'm truly ashamed. Really I am. WFOV11::APODACAOh, go sit down.Thu May 17 1990 17:2413
    I truly hope no one from =wn= is reading this...  ;)
  
Re. Frank    

>>I fell in love with Sybil Danning from her Playboy layout
>>a few years ago... after that I'm always interested ^^^^^
    
Relative to what I've seen of Ms. Dannings attributes, I would think
   _ splay-out_ might be more appropriate.
    
    (I know, I'm sorry, but it had to be said.)    
     
   ---kim 
30.49Ah yes, good old Connie Consensus... :-)DELPHI::YANKOWSKASA sad day on Sesame StreetThu May 17 1990 17:251
    
30.50CAM::WAYGo ask Alice, when she's ten feet tallThu May 17 1990 17:2716
Hawkster --

In her new movie she plays one of a group of siblings who stand
to inherit big bucks from their father who is dying but can't
remember where he stashed the will.

She tends to wear these low cut, tight outfits, which perhaps
enhance the qualities of her Titles.  I can't remember the name.

Also, I believe she is from Connecticut.  Her brother was (is?)
a cameraman for WTNH Channel 8, and the morning men on the 
radio station I listen too (WPLR 99 Rock in New Haven) called her
up one morning.  She's pretty down to earth, and I certainly
wouldn't turn her away from my, um, door...8^)

Chainsaw
30.51Reinhold and Bridges also in itLEVERS::STROUTno hero in your tragedy...Thu May 17 1990 17:284
    	The name is something like "Daddy's dying, where the hell's
    the will?"
    
    sean
30.52Angel hardSHALOT::MEDVIDHouse music all night longThu May 17 1990 17:3120
30.53Is Jeff on Vacation?15436::LEFEBVREFour more to go!Thu May 17 1990 17:356
    To further the rathole, I may be mistaken, but I thought it was
    Sylvia Kristel in _Caged Heat_, and not Sybill Danning.
    
    Hope this hurts.
    
    Mark.
30.54Forgot about Connie Concensus. Thanks, Paul!SASE::SZABOJust say YES to freakin' lunaticism!Thu May 17 1990 17:371
    
30.55I Guess Sex is A SportFSHQA1::JRODOPOULOSThu May 17 1990 17:424
    The best set of hOOters that I have ever seen belong to Rosanna
    Arquette (Desperately seeking Susan). I didn't know who she was
    before this movie, in fact she could walk past me now and I wouldn't
    recognize her, but those Titles I can spot them a mile away.
30.56CAM::WAYGo ask Alice, when she's ten feet tallThu May 17 1990 17:4824
re "splay-out"

	Gotta agree with that one.....8^)


re Wild Orchid:

	This month's edition of Heffner's Mag has some scenes from
	movie, which are allegedly the ones to be cut out.  Looks
	kinda tame to me, but certainly worthwhile.

	FWIW, the girl is suing Playboy for publishing the film clips
	w/o her permission....


Not to be overlooked:

	Mary Elizabeth Mastroantonio in The Abyss.  She has a
	habit of wearing these tank tops throughout the movie
	which tend to show off her Titular Attributes....


Phoe Shit Shleps,
Chainsaw
30.57Rosanna and me are like this...kinda.SHALOT::MEDVIDHouse music all night longThu May 17 1990 18:0715
30.58Mucho Titles in this sleeperWNDMLL::SCHNEIDERI will not instigate revolution.Thu May 17 1990 18:089
    Hmmm, I remember once watch something on one of the movie channels
    where some macho looking guys were driving trucks around and trying not
    to get beat up by these heavies who drove trucks around.  It took place
    somewhere down south and had Sybil Danning in it and a bevy of other
    beauties with little acting ability.  I've got no idea of the name of
    it, and the plot was thin, but it had Titles everywhere!  Worth a look
    if anyone knows what I'm talking about.
    
    Dan
30.59I'm so jealous I could spitFSHQA1::JRODOPOULOSThu May 17 1990 18:122
    Dan, i want to hear more about Rosanna.  Didja slow dance with her,
    didja, didga, didja ? 
30.60Blond AmbitionSHALOT::MEDVIDHouse music all night longThu May 17 1990 18:3938
    No, no slow dance.  I was dancing by myself (you can do that at
    progressive type places and no one will think you're a fag) and a song
    came on I didn't like.  I walked off and went over to the corner where
    I usually hung out.  There was this interesting-looking, very pretty
    blond girl standing there in a hooded cape.  I smiled.  She said,
    "You're a good dancer."
    
    I had no idea who she was.  I made small talk with her and these two
    guy friends of hers (body guards though I did not know it at the time). 
    I think if I'd have recognized her then I would have gone nuts and
    tripped all over myself.  When she figured out I really didn't
    recognize her (i.e., I wasn't star chasing), she started asking about
    the club (a very unusual place in an old warehouse, with a very
    eclectic crowd).  
    
    A song came on and she asked if I would dance with her.  I did.  We
    danced for a couple songs.  I wondered why she never took the hood off. 
    I asked if I could get her a drink and I did.  (She drank Amaretto
    Stone Sours for what it's worth and whatever that is.)
    
    When I came back she finally told me who she was and that she was
    filming in a town outside of Charlotte called Hickory.  I was pretty
    dumbfounded at first (and embarrassed I had not recognized her) but I
    remained calm and figured the only way she'll continue to talk to me is
    if I don't go bananas.  So we continued the conversation, I asked her
    about Hollywood and stuff, had another drink, danced a bit more and
    then she had to go.
    
    Now I look back and think of what I should have done, like giving her
    my phone number.  But I thought at the time that pushing my phone
    number on a star was kind of weird so I didn't.  
    
    Always in my heart, however, I'll have a place for Rosanna.  A
    beautiful person wrapped in a beatiful body.
    
    Once again: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
    
    	--dan'l
30.61One of the funniest movies ever made15436::LEFEBVREFour more to go!Thu May 17 1990 18:433
    I liked her better in _After Hours_.
    
    Mark.
30.63Don't let Jeff fool ya, folks..... :-) SASE::SZABOJust say YES to freakin' lunaticism!Thu May 17 1990 18:5010
30.64RIPPLE::DEVLIN_JOGoons,Bufoons,Loons,BroonsThu May 17 1990 19:078
    Steven,
    
    Ya jusst made spit coffeeee on the tube.  Haw Haw haw.
    
    Spiro T. Agnew, to you, and don't you forget it!
    
    JD
    
30.65CSC32::J_HERNANDEZAFool&amp;HisMoneyAreSoonPartying!!Thu May 17 1990 19:2310
    re Roseanne Arquette
    
    See "The Executioner's Song" she plays Gary Gilmore's girlfriend.
    Tittles all over dat flick.
    
    
    re Mikey soiv'in crow.
    
    make mine wif nopales and an ice cold Simpatico or a Scorpion, I need
    to drink this loss away.
30.66COBRA::DINSMOREYa gotta love the horizontal hula.Fri May 18 1990 09:437
    ha. i am rolling this morn.. you guys are too funny.. 
    
    gotta love this file
    
    
    dinz
    
30.67CAM::WAYGo ask Alice, when she's ten feet tallFri May 18 1990 10:191
Gee, that's funny.  I had always heard it was JD and Henry Kissinger....
30.68here's oneCNTROL::CHILDSthe jukebox playing loud 96 tearsFri May 18 1990 10:275
 Hawk, If you haven't seen the Beastmaster before check it out, Tanya
 Roberts should fit your requirements....

 mike
30.69CAM::WAYGo ask Alice, when she's ten feet tallFri May 18 1990 10:335
Also, the first Conan flick....Sandahl Bergman is awfully easy on the
eyes.....


Chainsaw_the_Barbarian
30.70CSC32::J_HERNANDEZAFool&amp;HisMoneyAreSoonPartying!!Fri May 18 1990 10:435
    The Adventures of Tennesse Buck has Kathy Showers in it. Playmate of
    the year for one of the years during the 80's.
    
    Tawni Kitaen has a nice set of Tittles. The Perils of Gwendolyn shows
    what a talented actress she can be.
30.71MCIS1::DHAMELSammy Davis Jr. was a MuppettFri May 18 1990 10:498
    
    "Benji Does Dallas" is one you can watch with your kids.
    
    The 'mange a trois' scene with the poodle and the great dane is
    breathtaking.
    
    Dickster
    
30.72CAM::WAYGo ask Alice, when she's ten feet tallFri May 18 1990 11:5714
By all means, get the "B" flick

	The Attack of the Rabid Artificial Inseminators


Traci Lords, in her first major acting role, trys to stop a siege
laid by a group of Artificial Inseminators, infected with rabies
by a rabid bull.   Definitely worth seeing.

It was actually a prequel to "Attack of the Masturbating Zombies"


Phoe Shit Shlep,
'Saw
30.73Wife thought it was dumb :-)SALEM::DODATHEmoonMYbuttWHICHisBIGGER?nextONoprahFri May 18 1990 12:046
Ha! Last night on Cinemax: Not of this Earth
starring Traci Lords as the head nurse.

I was rollliinngg.

daryll
30.74AXIS::ROBICHAUDDockers...Pants for |CENSORED|'sFri May 18 1990 14:081
    	I heard it was JD and Rosanne Barr...
30.75USRCV1::COLOTTIRIm Bart Simpson,who the hell r u?Fri May 18 1990 15:586
    Re. 2 back:
    
    	HEAD Nurse????? Just wondering....
    			
    			Rich
    
30.76QUASER::JOHNSTONWHOA! Death by STEREO!Fri May 18 1990 16:3913
   `The Sword and The Sorceror' ...... good flick.

   Kelly LeBrock has English Titles!

   Did Marina Navritolova lose her tennis Titles?

   I also heard that Mike Tyson is no longer a Title holder.

   Just returned from lunch, and sat next to a girl with a tatooed Title!

   Troof is stranger than friction!

   Mike JN
30.77SASE::SZABOJust say YES to freakin' lunaticism!Fri May 18 1990 16:4912
30.78JULIET::MAY_BRGo get'em, MikeFri May 18 1990 17:0712
    
    
    re -1
    
    I missread Martina as Marina and was really confused there for a
    second.  After all I've read about Marina in here, I was starting
    to wonder about you guys.
    
    I may be out your way the week of Memorial Day.  Anyone want to
    get together?
    
    Bruce
30.7915436::LEFEBVREFour more to go!Fri May 18 1990 17:076
    Nope.  We're all busy.
    
    Mark.
    
    :*)
    
30.80CAM::WAYGo ask Alice, when she's ten feet tallFri May 18 1990 17:2815
Hawk,

I know what you mean.  I recently saw the new ad campaign for
Borden products.  I mean Elsie was looking prime, really prime,
with superb Titles...

Nexted thing you know, I thought about her sexual preferences, 
and about how she really likes bulls and all.  It really bothered
me.

I don't mean to offend any cows who like bulls instead of farmers,
but she is a celebrity and I can pick on her....

Dejected in Hebron,
Chainsaw
30.81tearward!SASE::SZABOJust say YES to freakin' lunaticism!Fri May 18 1990 17:444
30.82CAM::WAYGo ask Alice, when she's ten feet tallFri May 18 1990 17:525
Thanks Hawk...

No flies on me 8^)

'Saw
30.83UPWARD::HEISERgive me 7 pillars of wisdomFri May 18 1990 18:317
>Nexted thing you know, I thought about her sexual preferences, 
>and about how she really likes bulls and all.  It really bothered
>me.
    
    Aw what's a matter 'Saw, not big enough? ;-)  
    
    Mike
30.84CAM::WAYGo ask Alice, when she's ten feet tallMon May 21 1990 10:5610
30.85Siskell and Medvid at the Movies - Wild Orchid, Thumbs UpSHALOT::MEDVIDHouse music all night longTue May 22 1990 10:4523
30.86CRBOSS::DERRYGo B'sTue May 22 1990 14:042
    RE: Wild Orchid.   Mickey Rourke looks sick.  You wanna see a good
    movie with him in it, rent 9 1/2 weeks.
30.87 But who cares?RIPPLE::DEVLIN_JOBosco puts whee in your Knee...Tue May 22 1990 14:0610
    Saw,
    
    I saw part of teh 'new' traci lords flick on Cinemax lasted night.
    Had to be the most dialogue she's ever had (at least in more than
    one syllable words ;-) ), and the longest she's ever had clothes
    on, and the longest she ever gone without......
    
    Anyway, I watched maybe 10 minutes.  She caint act at all.
    
    JD
30.88CAM::WAYSomething bitchin' this way comes...Tue May 22 1990 15:021
Yeah, you're right, but I'll bet she pulls about 5 Torr.....
30.89AUSTIN::MACNEALBo don't know rugby!Tue May 22 1990 15:262
    Jeff N., there seems to be something wrong with my notebook.  I thought
    I opened SPORTS and I got MOVIES instead.  Did SPORTS move?
30.90Welcome back, BigMac! We wuz thinkin' of ya last saturday!SASE::SZABOTue May 22 1990 15:296
30.91Here it is JD....CAM::WAYSomething bitchin' this way comes...Tue May 22 1990 15:4141
Well, seriously speaking, Sports, in all its iterations, is 
a microcosm of life.

In athletic conflict, man replicates the classic struggle of his
existence from first emergance from the soft, delicate warm world
of the womb, into the harsh, cruel existence of reality, to his
ultimate demise and death, and final rotting unto the dust of the
earth from whence he came.

The striving for victory in pure athletic competition is a metaphor
for man's aspirations towards personal glory, and the attainment
of heaven.  The striving towards personal improvement is in reality
a subconscious desire to become more like our Creator.

Within the microcosm of life you have all the conflicts, the struggles,
and the different personalities commonly encounterd in the real
game, Life.

Within the microcosm of Sports, is yet another microcosm, that of the
SPORTS notes file.  SPORTS notes represents Man in all his imperfect
existence.  Through noting Man tries to understand himself, and
reconcile his sordid existence to his belief or non-belief in the
afterlife.

Movies are a similar metaphor for life, and Man, in all his sentiency,
will naturally explore the dualities, commonalities, and co-existent
factors between the two forms of expression...

Perhaps that is why we often digress in here.

Yet again, there is sometimes an aura of inadequacy amongst the noters,
in that we grovelling mortals are not paid millions of dollars for
what we do, nor do we hear the cheers of the adoring faithful and
forget for a time no matter how brief our frail mortality.  Thus
we often digress to forget for a moment that we are not of the 
chosen few gladiators shown on Saturday Afternoon Baseball, or
Monday Night Football...


Sports is a microcosm of life, and in that life the variety is
what sustains us all.
30.92Oops, sorry Hawk, meant to type Hawk instead of JDCAM::WAYSomething bitchin' this way comes...Tue May 22 1990 15:421
30.93does anyone know where tyler lives?COBRA::DINSMOREa smile that just melts a man..tylerTue May 22 1990 15:445
    FRANKLIN,
    
    NO ONE DISGRESSING BETTER THAN YOU.. KEEP IT GOING.. 
    
    
30.94MCIS1::DHAMELA side of beef: halve a cow, manTue May 22 1990 15:496
    
    That metaphor of sports/philosophy/religion explains why the Red
    Sox are the way they are:
    
            25 guys - 25 religions
    
30.95MCIS1::DHAMELA side of beef: halve a cow, manTue May 22 1990 15:569
    
    By the WAY, .91 is so darned good...  Mr. Moderator, can the
    introductory greeting of this file be changed from the ::MENSLOCKERROOM
    notation to:
          
       "Please read 30.91 before entering any notes"?
    
    Dickster
    
30.96CAM::WAYSomething bitchin' this way comes...Tue May 22 1990 15:5718
That was Zen, this is Tao, 
do you start to get it now?
Then there's Budhism, and Hindu,
I used to be Catholic, what are you?

Now there's Scientology and Numerology,
and some might even say there's Zymurgy.
There's Lutherans, Episcopalians
not to be confused with just plain Aliens.

The Muslims have ten sects or more,
and maybe next week there'll be a score.
The Shintos live over in Japan,
I'll think of more, if I can...


Yeah, Dickster, I see what you mean...  

30.97Chainsaw, dat wuz bee-u-ti-fo.......(sniff).....SASE::SZABOTue May 22 1990 16:001
    
30.98Even more digression...SHALOT::MEDVIDHouse music all night longTue May 22 1990 16:0020
30.99MCIS1::DHAMELA side of beef: halve a cow, manTue May 22 1990 16:005
    
    How the hell did you put that together so fast?
    
    -Awestruck
    
30.100Big Mac, you can have the movie battle and I'll fight music.VAXWRK::NEEDLETue May 22 1990 16:280
30.101GOMETS::mccarthyMike McCarthy MRO4-2/C17 297-4531Tue May 22 1990 17:1811
Dan'l,

Mickey Rourke was in Body Heat?  William Hurt played the lead.
Who was watching him any way with Kathleen Turner doing some 
serious sweating.

Of course, all SCTV fans prefer Edith Prickley in 'Prickley Heat.'

Mickey was in 'Diner.'  Great flick.

Mike
30.102Mickey Rourke - a product of James Dean, Inc.GOOBER::ROSSVogue this...Tue May 22 1990 17:235
>Mickey was in 'Diner.'  Great flick.

In my opinion, "Diner" was Rourke's peak and it's been a long, downhill
slide since then.   He's as one-dimensional as James Worthy {trying to
maintain some sports context}.   
30.103GOMETS::mccarthyMike McCarthy MRO4-2/C17 297-4531Tue May 22 1990 17:344
Mickey Clang?  It does seem like all he does is stares, but with
movies like 9 1/2 Weeks etc, can you blame him?

Mike
30.104Rourke Knows SlugsSHALOT::MEDVIDHouse music all night longTue May 22 1990 17:4721
    Mickey Rourke was in Body Heat...for about 10 minutes.  It was the
    start of his (and I must agree) one-dimensional career.  He played
    Teddy Lewis, the guy who showed Ned Racine how to make the bomb.
    
    Forgot Diner and Pope of Greenwich Village (thanks, TTom).  Two other
    good ones that I don't own.  Actually, I started my collection when I
    was dating a girl a few years ago who was crazy about him.  Don't like
    her no more, but Rourke is still one of my favorites.  He's not very
    versatile and he knows it.  That's why he always plays these slimey,
    assholes.  He's good at it.  
    
    No one ever faulted Brando for it. Ever seen him as Fletcher Christian
    in Mutiny on the Bounty?  Weird, man, weird.  Totally out of character.  
    
    If you're good at what you do, you stick with it.  Not everyone is Bo
    Jackson.  (There, I knew I could bring this back to sports if I typed
    long enough.)  Risk takers in Hollywood are either very successful or
    waiting tables.  And if I got payed to run around naked with some of
    the women Rourke has, I'd let myself get typecast too.
    
    	--dan'l
30.105Put in the proper perspective4159::NAZZAROWe're the Dead Beat ClubTue May 22 1990 18:118
    Mickey Rourke - the Jimmy Clang (tm) of the movies?
    
    Nice try Doug, but that BLAMS Jimmy Clang!!!  Rourke is more
    akin to Stan Papi, or Chris Dudley, someone like that.
    
    Help this hopes.
    
    NAZZ
30.106BOSOX::TIMMONSI'm a Pepere!Wed May 23 1990 08:474
    Ha ha, nice note, Jeff.  You get the music, Big Mac gets the movies.
    Who gets religion?  :*)
    
    Lee
30.107CSC32::J_HERNANDEZAFool&amp;HisMoneyAreSoonPartying!!Wed May 23 1990 14:453
    Mickey Clang? 
    
    Seems in most of his movies he does a lotta clanging.
30.108TIPTOP::CSSST6Wed May 23 1990 22:585
    Geez Frank, I just read .91......
    
    Very Impressive. I've got no response except to say....
    
    "All we are is dust in the wind, DUDE!"
30.109CAM::WAYSomething bitchin' this way comes...Thu May 24 1990 10:357
30.110CECV03::MCCULLOUGHLindsey's dad - born 01/01/90Thu May 24 1990 18:122
    I guess I'm not the only one thought "Angel Heart" was a great flick!
    
30.111UPWARD::HEISERgive me 7 pillars of wisdomThu May 24 1990 19:005
>    <<< Note 30.110 by CECV03::MCCULLOUGH "Lindsey's dad - born 01/01/90" >>>
    
    You're a pretty good noter for a 5 month old!
    
    congratulations! :-)
30.11215436::LEFEBVREPenguin in bondageFri May 25 1990 10:406
    I'll take a huge helpin' of Black and Gold crow for predicting the
    B's would take the Cup in 7.
    
    Blecch!
    
    Mark.
30.113BUILD::MORGANFri May 25 1990 10:445
    I guess I'll take a heaping of crow myself, but I'm going to put this
    baby on the b-bacue and burn it.  The Edmonton Oilers have my utmost
    respect.           
    
    					Steve
30.114Yo! Waiter guy... over here...CRBOSS::DERRYGo 'get em next year' Bruins!Fri May 25 1990 11:101
    I'll take some too.
30.115Look ma, I ate the WHOOOOOOOLE thangWOODRO::WENTZELLThanx Bs for a GREAT season!Fri May 25 1990 13:063
Munch, munch, munch.

Yyyuck.
30.116non-electronic Munchin'SNDCSL::HAUSRATHToo many projects, not enough timeFri May 25 1990 16:057
    
    I hate to say it, but the morning guy on one our fine boston area 
    radio stations actually bet a radio station from edmonton that he
    would legitimately Eat Crow if the Broons went down.  
    
    Haven't heard whether he has done it yet.. but you gotta feel for the 
    guy!    
30.117MCIS1::DHAMELPavlov's dog was named OdieFri May 25 1990 16:3117
    
    Where does the expression "eat crow" come from?  Is there something
    about crows that make them taste bad?  I thought there was nothing
    that couldn't be improved by either wrapping it in bacon, dunking
    it in butter, drowning it in a cheese sause, or basting it with
    a barbecue sause and slappin' it on the barbie.
    
    Have you ever literally eaten a crow? <--- and notice the small
    'c' here.  We're not talkin' about the Indian Tribe for those of
    you out west.
    
    Dickster
    
    P.S.  For an additional 5 points each, what is the calorie count,
          the cholesterol level, and amount of fat in grams of a typical
          8 oz. serving of crow with a side salad and a Lite(tm) beer?
    
30.118CSC32::GL_JOHNSONAnd bring your jukebox money!Fri Jun 15 1990 03:508
    
    	I didn't make an official prediction in the playoff note, but 
    a large helping is certainly in order.  Just bring it with plenty
    of tabasco, picante sauce, and jalapenos.  And a cold Molson Export
    Ale to wash it down.
    
                                                 Glen J.
                                                        
30.119CAM::WAYTerminate with extreme prejudiceFri Jun 15 1990 10:219
Throw mine on the grill, let it get sorta well done (I HATE **raw** crow)
and then add some barbeque sauce.

Get some Cool Ranch Doritos on the side, a little potato salad, 
and one of my nice cool Homebrews.  (cellar-temperature, of course!)

Oh yeah, and I could I request a bikini-clad waitress????

Chainsaw 8^)
30.120RIPPLE::DEVLIN_JOHmm, look at all the gurls...Fri Jun 15 1990 12:554
    You sure this stuff is crow?  Smells like them old hags I had a
    pulling the bandwagon....
    
    JD
30.121UPWARD::HEISERFri Jun 15 1990 14:236
    Sure Glenn Johnson!  Eat crow for Portland, but not for your own
    Lakers!
    
    You get 2 helpings my friend! ;-)
    
    Mike
30.122PARVAX::WARDLECounting the cars on the NJ Tpk...Tue Jun 19 1990 10:384
    Why don't we get rid of this stupid crow note. It's almost as bad as
    saying congrats to people that don't/can't read this conference.
    
    yawn....
30.123Oh yeah, Jim, congrats....no flies on you....CAM::WAYTerminate with extreme prejudiceTue Jun 19 1990 10:489
Hey Wardle!

Don't be so contrary!


Don't Worry.  Relax.  Have a homebrew 8^)


FrankWa
30.124WMOIS::JBARROWSIf you can't be good.....have fun!Tue Jun 19 1990 11:292
    Better leave this note open just a little while longer.....I have
    a feeling Dinsdale is gonna be hungry
30.125COBRA::DINSMOREMadonna and ASICS.. A WINNING COMBOTue Jun 19 1990 12:082
    naw, dinsdale doesnt fit me  wheel..  haaaaa i just  made a funny..
    
30.126DECXPS::TIMMONSI'm a Pepere!Tue Jun 19 1990 13:548
    JImWa, this should be your personal note.  How could you get rid
    of it?  The way you jump teams, you should be in here on an hourly
    basis!!  Congrats!!  Opps, the Congrats is only if you don't read
    this.  If you do, it don't count.  Know what I mean?  I know you
    know what I mean.  I don't mean what I mean, tho, so you don't REALLY
    know what I mean and I know that, too.
    
    Lee
30.127QUASER::JOHNSTONLegitimateSportingPurpose?E.S.A.D.!Tue Jun 19 1990 16:1415
30.128HONK!! CSC32::J_HERNANDEZIWishCathyIrelandWouldMoonMe!Tue Jun 19 1990 17:131
    
30.129honk! canadian geeseUPWARD::HEISERWed Jun 20 1990 01:331