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Conference 7.286::sports_90

Title:OURGNG::SPORTS - Digital's daily tabloid
Notice:Please review note 1.83 before writing anything.
Moderator:VAXWRK::NEEDLE
Created:Thu Dec 14 1989
Last Modified:Fri Dec 17 1993
Last Successful Update:Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:438
Total number of notes:50420

2.0. "Introduction Note" by CSC32::J_WARDLE (Member: Namath_Jihad) Thu Dec 14 1989 19:19

    Please introduce yourself by replying to this note. Let us know who you
    are, where you work, your favorite sports/teams/etc...
    
    
    
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2.1OMYGAWD, I GOT THE FIRST ONE!!!!!TOLKIN::FARLEYHave YOU seen Elvis today??Thu Dec 14 1989 21:5845
    Oh Boy, I'm the FIRST!!!!!!
    
    Haven't been in this position since Sister Rosetta Stone had us
    line up  by size order!!!!
    I'm Kevin Farley, presently a Product Phase Down guru at HLO
    working on shutting down fabs, and playing with field/customer
    service on end-of-life stuff.      
    If the Spirits of Christmas are good to me, I hope to wave
    so-long to the semiconductor operation on the hill.
    
                                                       
    I love Basketball, college in particular and have got to be THE
    BEST fan of St. John's Redmen (GO LOUIEEE!!)  [sorry Phil-I'm older]
    
    Second love is track and field.
                      
    Root for : (besides LOUIEEEE and the gang)
    
    Celtics
    Geo Tech Basketball
    the hapless Pats
    
    hate:
    
    Lakers
    Baseball
    
    Ambivalent
    
    most of the other pro teams
    super bowl (what a misnomer!)
    
    
    I'm originally from Long Island, NY but real glad to have moved
    out of that place.  As{bad as Massachusetts is, NY is WORSE!!!!!
    
    Oh yeah, I'm also a non-technoweenie.
    Thanks guys for keeping ::Sports intact.  I love the diverisity
    and would have hated to go note hopping to keep up with all the
    
    battles, jokes, and even occasionally some information (did somebody
    say
    Jim McMhan was traided?)
    
    Happy New year!!!
2.2CNTROL::HENRIKSONBe excellent to each otherFri Dec 15 1989 00:4717


Pete Henrikson (a.k.a. Captain Video)
Tech III, Product Eng. Group, HLO

Like: Red Sox,Patriots,Celtics,Cubs,Sixers,NYGiants

Dislike: Mets,Reds,Yankees,Raiders,Lakers

I'm mostly RON these days. I get most of my Sports info from this file. (I
guess that's why I don't know much for sure :^) ). Mostly here to share a few
laughs and pokes back and forth with my buddies when their/my team (hopefully
thiers) loses.

Pete PTJN (Part-Time Junk Noter)

2.3DECXPS::TIMMONSI'm a Pepere!Fri Dec 15 1989 09:1518
    Lee Timmons
    Sr. Engineer, Customer Service Logistics, Andover (Dascomb Rd)
    
    Like:  Detroit Tigers, Celtics, Patriots, Brooooons, Haverhill High
    
    Live in Haverhill, Mass (just over the Merrimack from Hawk)
    
    Best thing about SPORTS - Reading the jabs between DanS, Jo?, Lufay,
    Hawk, and trying to understand replies from the Dinz and Caso.
    
    Worst thing about SPORTS - See above  :*)
    
    Thanks to JimWa for keeping this conf going.  I really don't know
    what I'd have done if it had died.  Why, I mighta spent all of my
    time working, or reading in the HOMEWORK conf, or such.  Again,
    Thanks.  Oh, and of course, CONGRATS!!!   :*)
    
    Lee
2.4CSOA1::SCHRAMMBorn Free!....My Dad was a Doctor.Fri Dec 15 1989 09:4611
    
    
    Eric Schramm - Software Spec from Pittsburgh
    
    likes: any Pittsburgh team    and West Virginia Univ   (beat Clemson!)
    hates: any NY (Yankees are ok) and Philly teams
                                   
                                                                          
    Still trying to figure out why Gottfried was fired before a bowl
    game?  something more is going on here ....
    
2.5Roll, please..RIGEL4::JBONNOFri Dec 15 1989 10:3316
    John A. Bonno
    Temporary Employee working in the CSC in Atlanta
    
    Likes:  All Cleveland teams, St. Louis Cardinals, and Auburn Tigers
    
    Dislikes:  Anything from "Bawston", final exams, Econ 101 (remember,
    Dan 8-) )
    
    I will only be here until the end of the month, but will probably come
    back next summer and join SPORTS again so I can hear the latest on
    Kelly Bundy's sex slave, Mr. 'Saw.
    
    One last prediction:  Browns will make the playoffs, and will steamroll
    any team that tries to stomp them on their way to the Super Bowl.
    
    jab
2.6FSHQA2::JHENDRYJohn Hendry, DTN 292-2170Fri Dec 15 1989 10:3919
    John Hendry, Sr Info System Specialist, US Customer Services DIS,
    Westboro
    
    Likes:  All Boston teams, the University of Massachusetts, St Johns
    Prep, High School Sports in general, Syracuse football, college
    hockey in general.
    
    Dislikes:  Boston College, improper use of apostrophes in plurals
    (hence my nickname, the Apostrophe Police) and the endless parade
    to the free throw line and the endless timeouts in the last two
    minutes of any given college basketball game.
    
    Other Job:  Head Statistician, New England Patriots and this season
    is almost over thank God.                    
    
    I really appreciate the efforts to save this conference.  Of all
    the ones I read it's my favorite and I would have hated to see its
    death.  Thanks to Jim Wardle and company for saving it.
    
2.7JIVE5::ROSSFoo.BarFri Dec 15 1989 10:4818
Doug Ross
Principal Info Sys Spec  {P.I.S.S.}
TTB in Nashua

Married with one, son Michael Wade Ross.

Likes:  College hoop {especially the Big 10}; baseball {especially stats and
	rotisserie}; not real fanatic over any pro team now; Boggs, Bird,
	Mullin, Bob Knight, Bo Jackson, Pat Ewing, anything to do with Purdue,
	Jerry Rice, Mike Tyson

Dislikes:  Hockey; 90% of pro football games; NBA refs; watered down 
	   definition of greatness {there are only 5 great players in 
	   any sport at any time}; Sugar Ray Leonard; 


Controversial Statement:  Magic Johnson is the best basketball player 
	ever but Larry Bird at his best was better than Magic.
2.8signing in...THOTH::BIGLEYFri Dec 15 1989 10:5014
    
    Rick Bigley, Mechanical Designer, Mill
    
    Likes: Baseball: Redsox, Braves, Mets, Cubs
           Football: Patriots, 49er's, Raiders, Giants, NOTRE DAME
           Hockey:   Bruins, Rangers
           B-Ball:   Celtics, Lakers
    
    Dislikes: DETROIT PISTONS                                     
    
    Active softball player and love rotis baseball.
    
    Rick
           
2.9Bo knows NotesRT32::KAUFMANNCoram DeoFri Dec 15 1989 10:516
    Bo Kaufmann
    ALL-IN-1, MAILbus course developer
    PKO in Maynard
    
    Likes: Baseball in general, especially the Red Sox and Mets; the
    NY Giants; the Celtics; softball; stats.
2.10Yes, I have ArrivedPTOMV6::JACOBSteelers pray for wildcard in '89Fri Dec 15 1989 10:5613
    
    I'm Rich Jacob, aka   JaKe
    
    I live in Pittsburgh and work in field service.  Been with the company
    about 10 years.
    
    Likes:STEELERS, Pirates, Penguins, and any other local team.
    
    Dislikes:  Clevescum Brown(spot)s, Houscum Oilslicks, Sinsinati
    Bungles, most other teams.
    
    JaKe
    
2.11The ChainsawCAM::WAYLook on my works, ye Mighty, and despairFri Dec 15 1989 11:0825
Okay, ya got the Chainsaw checkin' in....

In real life I'm Frank Way, Software Engineer (i.e Technoweenie) in SWS/E
in Bloomfield CT.

Likes:  Stevie Ray Vaughn, Kelly Bundy, oh... oh I'm sorry.  Let me
        try that again:

	Boston Red Sox, Boston Celtics, Hartford Whalers, NY Giants
	Green Bay Packers.  (Jack Daniels, Charlie Daniels, Hank Jr.,
	guns, knives, dogs, pickup trucks...)

	Also: Shelley, Keats, Dylan Thomas, Robert Frost, Shakespeare

Dislikes:  Barium enemas, LA Lakers, Tony Eason, Philadelphia Eagles,
	   Dallas Cowboys, Montreal Canadiens, the expression 'all over
	   him like sweat' (i.e. Dan Jiggets), Connecticut Gov. O'Neill.


Am so glad that SPORTS survived.  It means that the #1 item in my job
description (NOTING) is still the same.....


Drink heavy,
Chainsaw
2.12Paul YankowskasSTAR::YANKOWSKASO's in 1990: Miracle on 33rd St.Fri Dec 15 1989 11:1225
    Paul Yankowskas
    Senior Technical Writer, VMS 
    Work at ZKO (Nashua, NH)
    Live in Methuen, MA (hometown of Steve Bedrosian)
    
    Favorite sports: Baseball, pro football, track and field, bowling,
    horse racing.  As far as hockey and basketball go, I'll watch a Bruins
    or Celtics game if one is on, but don't really follow the NHL or
    NBA as a whole; likewise, I don't follow college sports that closely.
    
    Favorite teams: Baltimore Orioles, New England Patriots, University of
    Lowell (1980 graduate), Boston Bruins, Boston Celtics.
    
    Also root for the Boston Red Sox, Atlanta Braves, San Francisco 49ers,
    and Hartford Whalers whenever they're not playing any of the above
    teams. :-) 
    
    I'm in a couple of DEC rotisserie baseball leagues, FFL A (two seconds
    in three years, maybe next year will be the year), an APBA league
    outside of DEC (my team just qualified for the playoffs for the first
    time in four years), and the Monday Night Industrial Bowling League in
    Nashua (160 average).
    
    
    py
2.13WORDS::NISKALAfuture 89 FFL championFri Dec 15 1989 11:1310
    	Keith Niskala  checking in from lovely Merrimack, NH.
    
    	Mostly a read only type but occaisionally have to speak when
    the Huskers are spoken against in an unfriendly way.
    	
    	Likes: All the Boston teams, NY Giants, NU Huskers, Captain
    Morgan Spiced Rum w/diet Pepsi.
    
    	Dislikes: Oklahoma, LA teams(except for the Dodgers), and Tequila.
      
2.1439131::DHAMELIs Nothing Sacred?Fri Dec 15 1989 11:2317
    
    Dick Hamel
    Non-technoweenie
    Telecommunications
    MR1 (Marlboro, MA)
    
    [from the back of the DECnotes Topps card collection] :
    
    ...Dick is mostly a RON/JN, who grew up in New England and is totally
    devoted to the Red Sox, Patriots, Broons, and Celtics (in that order.)
    Consequently, he hates all New York teams, and one LA team.
    
    His playing days behind him, Dick is the quintessential, definitive
    couch potato who is getting a bit sensitive to hear a 34-year old
    ball player referred to as "an old man."  He is also convinced (but
    rightly so) that the best players of all time were Teddy Ballgame,
    Bill Russell, and Bobby Orr.
2.15BUILD::MORGANFri Dec 15 1989 11:2314
    Steve Morgan
    Project Tech., Low-End Systems Evaluation Engineering
    MLO
    
    Likes: Baseball, Golf, Red Sox, Celtics, Bruins, Pats, Skins, 49ers, 
    	   Raiders, 76ers, Flyers, and many non-sports related things.
                                                            
    Dislikes: Yankees, Broncos, Cowboys, Sugar Rim and Howard Cossell.
    
    Respect: Lakers (doesn't mean I have to like them though!)
    
    Family: 2 kids, 2 dogs, 2 fish, 1 cat, 1 wife and a couple of mice in
            the garage that my son won't let me put the clamps on.  No
    	    problem, it's a detached garage.
2.16See. I told you that I'm a non-technoweenie!SASE::SZABOSamurai BartenderFri Dec 15 1989 11:2933
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SASE::SZABO "Samurai Bartender"                      27 lines  15-DEC-1989 08:28
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    John Steven Michael Szabo, a.k.a. Hawk
    
    Age: approaching middle.  Hint: graduated high school in '73.
    
    Live: In Bradford, MA, the other side of the river from lEe.
    	  Technically, it's still Haverhill, in case anyone wants to send 
    	  money!  :-)
    
    Work: Tewksbury, MA, as a Problem Manager for Large Mid-range Systems,
    	  SASE organization.  I'm a non-technoweenie!
    
    Married, 2 kids, station wagon, econo-car, house, color tv, vcr, no
    credit left.  Work another job, part-time, as a Samurai Bartender. 
    Also, I've been taking ContinuingEd courses for a dozen years, expect
    to graduate in '93 (used to be '92!).  And, to completely fill-out my
    extra time, I coach a 4th grade boys/girls basketball team at my kids'
    school.
    
    Sports: Likes- Celtics, Jazz, Knicks; Dolphins, Raiders, Giants, 49ers;
    	           Bruins; Merrimack College hockey; Haverhill High School
    		   boys and girls hoops.
    
    Another CONGRAT'S to JimWa, and others, for keeping this alive.  I
    promise to keep my JN's to a minimum (ha ha ha)!  And, let the
    get-togethers continue!
    
    Hawk
2.18Mike's BrotherDWOVAX::HUNTCarolina BoundFri Dec 15 1989 11:3836
    Robert E Hunt Jr
    Principal Software Specialist
    Delaware District

    Today is actually my last day with the Delaware District and my
    residency at Du Pont as well.  Starting Monday, 18-Dec-1989, I join the
    Software Services/Engineering group that specializes in office and
    publishing technologies and is located in Charlotte, North Carolina.

    Likes: Philadelphia Eagles, Philadelphia Phillies, Philadelphia Flyers,
           Philadelphia 76ers (anybody detect a pattern here ???)

    	   Virginia Cavaliers, Atlantic Coast Conference
           Villanova Wildcats, Penn State Nittany Lions, Delaware Blue Hens

    Future Likes:	Charlotte Hornets, of course.

    Dislikes: North Carolina Tar Heels, Clemson Tigers, Dallas Cowboys,
              Washington Redskins, Los Angeles Dodgers, New York Mets,
    	      Boston Celtics

    Tolerates: Buddy Ryan, Bill Giles

    Worships: Mike Schmidt, Julius Erving, Bobby Clarke, Randall
    	      Cunningham, Ron Jaworski, Bill Bergey, Pete Rose, Steve
    	      Carlton

    Trademarks In This Conference:	Larry Bird Jihad
    					Holy Green Sweat Socks

    Authored:	"The Celtanic Verses"

    Scotch: Dewars
    
    Bob Hunt
    
2.19Ras IIIISLNDS::RASMUSSENUnshakable Kingdom!Fri Dec 15 1989 11:4114
    
    Bill Rasmussen ( Ras III)
    Start work Jan. 2nd in KXO (TN) in the CAS organization as a Cust.
    Adm. Rep.
    
    Likes: New York Yankees, Jets, the challenge of enduring this
           conference (hence Ras III)
    
    Dislikes: Boston Red Sox & some of their fans (guess who)
              Boston Celtics (especially Bird)
              Johnny Most
    
    Status: yet another non-technoweenie.....
    
2.20Way to pick yer topics, Hawk. 8^)AJCVAX::COTEAlFri Dec 15 1989 11:439
Al Cote
Short Timer
Northboro

Likes:		Anything with cheese in it.

Dislikes:	Anything without cheese in it.

2.21HEURIS::METZGERIs it Ski season yet ?Fri Dec 15 1989 12:0719
JOhn Metzger

technoweenie- Software Engineer in the Mill...

Likes - Sox,celtics,Patriots,Soccer,Skiing,Bengals anything dealing with UMass

dislikes - Green vegetables,Dastistics(tm),Seeing "has x beaten y this year?"
		100 times a day.

Has no respect for - Worthy,Boggs

Enjoyed - 3 Sox_tiger noter gatherings. Looking forward to more


Greatest accomplishment - Being unanamously elected as the NOTY for 1988....


Metz
2.22Congrats Jo*!SALEM::RIEUWe're Taxachusetts...AGAINFri Dec 15 1989 12:1011
    Denny Rieu
    Manufacturing Engineering Project Tech.
    Salem, N.H.
    Live in Leominster
       Going to start scouting out a job in Donk-land pretty soon.
    Likes: Boston teams (kind of luke-warm on the Sox). Redskins, Niners.
           and of course, the Woofs (team of the 90's)
    Dislikes: The usual Boston ones, but I do kind of like the Orioles.
       Been a Pats season ticket holder for 15 years, so I can STILL
       take a joke!
                                               Denny
2.23Bear Man, Cub Fan...TRACTR::BACHOnward through the fog...Fri Dec 15 1989 12:1221
    Chip Bach
    Work in Merrimack N.H. and Boxboro MA.  
           
    Born and Crazed in Skokie IL
    
    High School and College Kentucky
    (Served as a mighty center fullback for the EKU soccer team...)
    
    Consumate Bear, Cubs, Blackhawks, Bulls, Kentucky Wildcat, Eastern
    Kentucky Colonials Fan.
    
    Hate the Eagles, Oilers, Buddy Ryan, Pistons, Louisville Cards,
    any team from New York, and New Englanders who believe themselves
    to be the most sports knowledgable...
    
    Heros include Jim Mcmahon, Mike Ditka, Micheal Jordan, the '69 Cubs,
    Paula Abdul, the '85 Bears, and Bobby Hull.
    
    RON except for some Shytown topics...
    
    Chip_B
2.24JUPITR::MOKCharles P. MokFri Dec 15 1989 12:174
    Charles Mok
    SHR, Shrewsbury, Mass.
    
    All Big Ten and Purdue.
2.25NAC::G_WAUGAMANFri Dec 15 1989 12:2830
    
    Glenn Waugaman
    Hardware Engineer, NaC
    LKG Littleton, MA
    
    No-nonsense, primarily non-junk-noting baseball fan.  Still enjoy
    reading some of the crap, though.  There are a few in here (Chainsaw,
    Hunt, Schneider, T, et. al.) who apparently missed their true calling, 
    but are nonetheless a pleasure to read.
    
    Likes (professional):  Baltimore Orioles, Baltimore Colts (R.I.P.), 
       Fenway Park, Camden Yards/Babe Ruth/Crab Cake/Orioles '92 Stadium
    
    Dislikes (professional):  Indianapolis Colts, Bob Irsay
    
    Likes (collegiate):  Oklahoma, Penn State (Paul, I also graduated from
       ULowell, but from night school so I can't say I ever got attached to
       their teams)
    
    Dislikes (collegiate):  Nebraska (for you; Keith, Marty), Miami (jealousy)
    
    Apathetic:  Pro basketball, any kind of hockey...
    
    All-time favorite personalities:  Brooks Robinson, Frank Robinson, 
       Dave McNally, Eddie Murray, Johnny Unitas, Tom Matte, John 
       Mackey, Lydell Mitchell, Greg Pruitt, Jack Mildren, Ray Hamilton.
    
    
    glenn
    
2.26Charlotte checks inAUNTB::HAASThanks for pouring the gasFri Dec 15 1989 12:5115
Tom Haas
Sales Support (Software Spec IV)
Carolinas District (Charlotte)

Likes:	NC State, most of the rest of ACC, college hoops, football,
	Hornets, what's on TV, etc., beer

Dislikes: No Carolina Tar Heels

Sports Services: The Line

Trademarks: Wolfpackgate (tm), Boys in Baby Blue (tm), 
		Chaps from Chapel Hill (tm)

TTom
2.27LEVERS::STROUTa pound of obscureFri Dec 15 1989 12:5216
	
	sean_strout,hudson_ma-littleton_ma
	communication_software_engineering-software_development.  i think.

	likes: worthy :), jordan, drexler, ROBINSON!  (david that is),
		olajuwon [you know, those one dimensional players :)],
		niners, dolphins, bulls, lakers, Bob "chair in the air"
		Knight (indiana), flyers (kerr).
	dislikes: bird, laimbeer, chambers, ehlo --> white boys
		can't play ball!.. MAJOR :^), ALL baseball (wimps :),
		ny giants, ALL buffalo teams, ny rangers (cause they're
		in first place), barry "thinks he's rugged" sanders.
        favorite joke:  "Did you hear?? Bird's in the All Star dunk
			 competition!!"
	biggest argument to date: "Bo knows basketball???? NO WAY!" :)
 
2.28FREE::GOGUENtis the season: Luke 1:26:38; 2:1-20Fri Dec 15 1989 13:0425
    Don Goguen
    Sr. SW Engineer, WPS-PLUS Support
    Nashua (ZKO), NH
    
    Sports likes:
    
    	Baseball is #1 (especially rotisserie -- 8 firsts in 11 tries).
    
    	Bowling (tenpin, of course -- though semi-retired right now).
    
    	Golf and tennis ...
    
    	Quasi NBA and NFL fan (watch some, read some, NEXT UNSEEN on those
    	notes -- too much junk to weed through)
    
    Sports dislikes:
    
    	Hockey, boxing, wrasslin' (am I being redundant here??  :-)
    
    	Having to hit NEXT UNSEEN forty times each trip into SPORTS to get
    	to notes worth reading...  :-)
    
    Known as "-- dg" from here on out.....
    
    -- dg
2.29Mac is BackAUSTIN::MACNEALBig MacFri Dec 15 1989 13:2116
    Keith A. MacNeal, aka Big Mac, aka Mac, aka Mac as Moderator.
    
    Senior Project Engineer, Technology Development Program Office, on loan
    to Microelectronics and Computer Technology Corporation (MCC) in
    Austin, TX.  I'm no techno-weenie, I'm a Materials Engineer
    specializing in polymers.  But I do know how to use HELP and can muddle
    my way through some of the basic VAX utilities.  Born in Cleveland bent
    spent majority of life in Massachusetts and moved to Texas last winter.
    
    Fan of Red Sox, Patriots, Celtics, and Bruins.  Follow most of the
    Texas pro-sports teams just due to proximity.  Occasionally I'll even
    interject a few comments on the Texas college sports scene.
    
    I am a player and fan of one of the few worldwide amateur sports left: 
    Rugby Union.  I have played for Worcester Polytechnic Institute RFC,
    Worcester RFC, and am currently with Austin RFC.
2.30OURGNG::RIGGENFri Dec 15 1989 13:3112
    Jeff Riggen 
    
    Sales Support (Yes T calls me for answers?)
    
    
    System Manager of OURGNG
    
    Likes; Bronco's, Nuggets, Stanford Cardinals, and CU Buffs
    
    Dislikes; Groanski
    
    
2.31ISLNDS::COOKJoeyintheAM&gt;GhinsuKnifeFri Dec 15 1989 13:3412
    Tom Cook
    Phase Down Manager
    BXC soon to be WMO
    
    Sports likes: Celts win or lose. Charter member of the Greg Kite
    Fan Club (Save the flames I'm thick skinned). Kids 5-8yr old
    basketball! 
    
    Dislikes: Any Hockey. To me watching Baseball is like watching
    something rust!
    
    General: Note only when I have something to say 8^)
2.32I think I've done this before :^)DEC25::MCFALLThese are the DAVES I knowFri Dec 15 1989 13:3918
	Jim McFall here, AKA Jim M, Deacon Jim, and The Basher :^)

	Info Sys. Spec for Colorado Springs MFG I.M.T. - work mostly
	on MAXCIM, techno-weenie stuff..

	Also Part-time moderator of this conference..

	DEC life - 12+ years 8+ in Woburn, MA.(now Dascomb Rd)

	35, married, 3 great kids.

	Likes: Most things NY, except for Islanders. Yanks, Giants, Knicks,
	Rangers are favorites, as well as USC, Notre Dame, Colorado, and
	Connecticut(home state) in college sports.

	Dislikes:  Donkeys, Celtics, Red Sox

	Jim M
2.33GENRAL::WADESheblewmynoseandthensheblewmymind!Fri Dec 15 1989 13:5924
    Clay T. Wade
    HMFWIC (read that head mo fo what's in charge!)
    Actual title:  CSSE Hardware Injuneer
    Coming at you from:  Beeeeeutiful Colorado Springs, CO..eat your hearts
    			 out.
    
    like:  Broncos, Redskins, Reds, Royals, Celts, Nuggets, CU Buffs,
    	   Air Force, Bama, beer, hunting (ducks, geese, real deer:=
    	   muley's, elk), Jamie Lee Curtis, beer, Bruce Springsteen,
    	   weight lifting, my wife, my son, my dog (yellow lab), 
    	   Hulk Hogan, and BEER!
    
    dislike:
    
    	   THE &(*&(*!@#$ RAIDERS, running out of beer, the Dallas
    	   Cowboys, oatmeal, Jesse the Body Ventura, Geraldo,
    	   biting my tongue, THE !#@$$^$& RAIDERS.....
    
    least significant accomplishment:  being able to run 10X faster
    				       than JoJ.
    
    
    
    Claybone
2.34CSC32::J_HERNANDEZThe DevilDog Will Hunt You DownFri Dec 15 1989 14:1112
    Jesse Hernandez aka Devil Dog 
    
    Likes: Donkeys,Fish,Nuggets,A's,'9ers,CU,
    Loves: Dodgers,Lakers,Rams,Angels,USC,UCLA. Guess where I'm from.
    hates: Yankees, Celtics, Piss-a-tons, giants (both), Oklahoma,
    Nebraska, Notre dame, Cowboys, Royals, Pa-Raiders.
    
    Best memory since joining SPORTS: Toasting up Waddle on the fly
    pattern. I slipped and he still couldn't catch me!
    
    p.s. I have about 30,000 baseball cards including every Yaz card, 
    any collectors out there?
2.35Here I beHAZEL::LEFEBVREI see faces and traces of home...Fri Dec 15 1989 14:1628
    Mark Lefebvre, aka "Lufay"
    
    Principal Hardware Engineer, Advanced Test Technology, Andover MA

    Likes:  Broons, Red Sox, Miami Dolphins, Miami Hurricanes, Houston
    	    Oilers, Georgetown Hoyas, Penn State, Montreal Canadiens
            when they aren't competing with Boston, Bay Area Bombers.
    
    Dislikes: NE Patriots, Yankees, NY Rangers, LA *'s, BC, Red Sox
              owners, Victor Kiam, Billy Sullivan ..et al.
    
    Hobbies: Avid hunter, racquetball junkie, b-ball
    
    Scotch: Chivas (I always wanted to do this!)
    
    Trademarks: SpoogeMaster
    		Gag...lurch...ralllffff
    		Techno-weenie-wanna-bee (you heard it HERE first)
    		Sports Notes Glossary of Terms
    		Jets Love Songs
    
    Misc:  Toying with idea of going back to school full time for MSEE.
           Live in bee-u-tiful Portsmouth, NH., and despite what JD
           Dan Schneider might say to the contrary, my lats are HUGE.
    
    Oh yeah, I'm a Republican.
    
    Mark.
2.36Go CowGirl'sGENRAL::JKBROWNShe knows how to boogieFri Dec 15 1989 14:5612
    
    Keith Brown   Fault Mgt CSSE  CX01
    
    Likes: Dallas Cowgirls , Ton70 on's , Dbl 16 out's, Trout Fishing in
    the Rockies,  Fishing for Flounder or Bull Reds in the Gulf, U of Texas 
    Baseball, Watching my Springer track Pheasant, ZZ Top.
    
    Dislikes: Brown Stains, BYU/Fans, Deadskins,Groanski, Bad Mexican Food
    Bad Barbecue, Jap Junk Cars, Fords, anything with more than 12 bits and
    28K, Chili with Beans,any team from Boston, and joe wyoming..
    
    Cadzilla 
2.37Another MACESPN::MACDONALDHappy Holidays Everyone!!!!Fri Dec 15 1989 15:1620
	Mark MacDonald   "MAC"

	ICO (Chelmsford, Ma.  W/W Manufacturing Business Center)

	Product Capacity Manager - W/W Demand/Supply Group

	Hometown: Abington, Ma., now live in Londonderry, NH

	Likes:  All the Bahstahn teams, golf, new teams making the
		playoffs, college sports, olympics, and, of
		course, the Union College Dutchmen!

	Dislikes:  NY Yankees, over expansion of pro sports
		ie NHL, junk notes [used to dislike the 76ers
		but they're just to pitiful now for that!],
    		wrasslin', huntin'

	A regular notesfile reader who replies now and then!

	Mac
2.38The Master Of Disaster !QUASER::HUNTERJack's Diner, No Brains, No ServiceFri Dec 15 1989 15:2613
    Jack "Big Game" Hunter
    
    Supplier Engineering
    CXO1-2/H100
    
    Born in Wisconsin.  Moved to Colorado in 1980 and love it.
    
    Really only read ::SPORTS for the football junk noting but
    will turn up in other topics sometimes.
    
    Hey,  Have the Clowns ever won an AFC Championship !!  :^)
    
    Big Game
2.39JoJCSC32::J_WARDLEMember: Namath_JihadFri Dec 15 1989 15:2712
    James J. Wardle - aka: Jim, JoJ, CoS, JoBW, Jo*
    
    Althought often unjustly accused of being a bandwagon fan, that is, a
    weather vane, my favorite teams really are:
    
    JETS, YANKEES, SETON HALL, ST. JOHNS, OAKLAND A's, CU BUFFS FOOTBALL,
    NJ DEVILS, and anyone playing the Cowboys, Giants, Rams, or Red Sox.
    
    Owner: FFL Colorado Nads, BFD Rotisserie "Wardle Next Years", FBL WMD
    Clang.
    
    JoJ
2.40RUTLND::KUPTONBaby LouFri Dec 15 1989 15:3511
    Ken Upton
    Safety Engineer at APO in Andover...
    Soon to be in NIO at Salem, NH (Take that DUKE)
    
    Know as Baby Lou in the Red Sox file and christened BABBA-LOUIEE by 
    one Mark Lefebvre (pronounced lafay as in lelay, he's easy ya know)
    
    I'm closing in on the big four oh.
    a wife, 3 kids, a cat.
    
    forward......
2.41COMET::MONTGOMERYUno Mas Loss DonksFri Dec 15 1989 15:3617
Monty   

Likes :   Living in the Mountains, Shooting anything that moves with my AK.
  	  Blowing Bambies eyes out, Mortors, rockets, guns and more guns.
	  and a certain team in Silver & Black!!!!!!

Dislikes: Anything Orange & Blue, or Yellow & Blue (yes it's Yellow not Gold)
	  anyone who wears Orange & Blue, Collies, and anyone who sells
	  Crunch bars on T.V.

After Work:  EMT on Fire Dept. in local town I live in...
	     Beer, Women, Beer all in that order!!!!  ;^)




2.42I'm inRIPPLE::DEVLIN_JOYabba Dabba DoooooFri Dec 15 1989 15:5332
John Thomas Michael Devlin
AKA JD
CUP Consulting/Tech Writer
Seattle Area

Known for my immense lats and haircuts.

Likes:

Die hard, bleed blue, fanatical fan of the New York Football Giants.
Also like the Oakland Raiders, New York Knickerbockers, Philadelphia
76ers, Boston Red Sox, New York Metropolitans, New York Rangers,
Montreal Canadiens.  Chris Mullin, Ewing, LT, Simms, Jordan, Magic,
Akeem, Lafluer, Gretzky, Fuhr, VanBiesbrook, Doc Gooden, HoJo, Jim Rice,
Barkley, Cheeks, Bo, and many more.  Also, the Notre Dame Fighting Irish,
the Penn State Nittany Lions, Northeastern Huskies, Hawaii Rainbow Warriors,
St. John's Redmen.  Edwin Moses, Long distance running, track and field,
Anne Hannum,  Gayle Baron, Katerina Witt...

Dislikes:

Boston Celtics, Boston Broons, New York Islanders, New York Jets, New York
Yankees, Philadelphia Flyers, Dallas Cowboys, LA Rams, Washington Redskins,
Cincy Bengals.

Glad SPORTS is back.  Congrats to everyone.

SCOTCH:  YUCH!!!  
BEER:    Yes, especially Nortwestern Microbrews like Red Hook and Grants, and
of course Guiness Stout.


2.43VCSESU::COOKCookamania runs wild, film at 11Fri Dec 15 1989 16:0812
    
    Peter R. Cook
    aka: The Cookster
    SASE VAXcluster Support Engineering
    Software Engineer
    Marlboro, MA.
    
    I'm a BIG Rams fan. I like the Bruins, the Lakers, and the Celtics.
    I also moderate the wrestling notes conference. I urge any wrestling 
    fans to check out the conference. It's on node WWF::
    
    -The Cookster
2.44JULIET::MAY_BRChipmunks roasting on an open fire...Fri Dec 15 1989 16:1527
2.45Go Cardinals!DWOVAX::EROSNot much fun in Stalingrad, no...Fri Dec 15 1989 16:2124
    Tony Eros (AKA FooBear)
    Principal Software Specialist
    Wilmington, Delaware
    
    Born 'n raised in East St. Louis, IL
    
    My three weapons are: Fear
    			  Surprise
    			  Ruthlessness
    			  An almost fanatical devotion to the Cardinals
    
    Likes: St. Louis Cardinals (baseball), St. Louis Cardinals (football),
    	   Baltimore Orioles (nee St. Louis Browns), Philadelphia Iggles,
    	   Fencing, Jack Buck, Dan Dierdorf, Chris Berman, Geena Davis
    	   (oh, what a giveaway!), the Bundy's, Howard Stern
    
    Dislikes: NY Mets, NY Yankees, SF Giants, Don Denkinger, that
    	      air-conditioned batting cage in Minneapolis, Dallas
    	      Cowboys (bounty hotline: call 1-800-CRY-BABY), Phoenix
    	      Cardinals, Bill Bidwill, Ralph Kiner, Howard Eskin,
    	      Al Michaels, Ted Kennedy  (hell, just about _any_ Kennedy), 
    	      thirtysomething, NPR's "Liberal Things Considered"
    
    Scotch: Glenfiddich
2.46CRBOSS::DERRYDoes Neely have a Jihad??Fri Dec 15 1989 16:2415
	Karen  Marlboro MA (DLB8) SCIT Comp. Resources

	YES: Red Sox, Bruins, Pats, LHS Blue Devils, BU and Northeastern,
             snow, a bunch of players from various teams, Tampa Bay Bucs, 
	     Philly and Buddy Ryan, 'BCN, 'FNX, 'MDK, Elvis Costello

	NO:  Yankees, basketball (and don't tell me to shove that up my a$$),
             Cowboys and the two JJ's, Broncos, NY Giants, boxing, Whalers,
             Ray Berry, Vic Kiam and the Sullivans, hunting, George Bush,
             Just Say No To Wrasslin' Notes and the KG Police!, Elvis Presley
             
    No (tm)s
    
    No scotch.

2.47LUNER::BRAKEA Question of BalanceFri Dec 15 1989 16:4023
    Rich Brake, Sr Mfg Engineer in the Mill
    
    Likes: BoSox, Patriots, Celtics, Bruins, UMass, Wake Forest, UVA
    Cavaliers, Richmond Spiders, Georgia Tech Football, Tulane, NU Hockey,
    the old Boston Arena on St. Botolph St, Walpole HS Football, Richmond
    Braves AAA, Detroit Lions, Northwestern Football, Oregon Ducks,
    Rice Owls Football, the thought of getting transferred to Virginia,
    Georgia, North Carolina, or Florida.
    
    Dislikes: Rich Gedman, living in Vermont, the Yankees, winter in
    Vermont, the Mets, mud season in Vermont, the Dodgers, shopping
    in Vermont, Cowboys, salty roads in Vermont, Oklahoma, black flies
    in Vermont, Ohio State, the 2 days of summer in Vermont.
    
    Born in Brooklyn, NY and raised in Jamaica, Queens NYC. Things were
    so tough when I was a kid that Mike Tyson would have been the
    neighborhood wimp.
    
    Mostly read-only these days. Even though he's left the Mill I still
    recall with marvel JD's lats. /Don and I refer to them often.
    
    Rich
    
2.48Joe IsuzuVAXWRK::NEEDLEMoney talks. Mine says &quot;Good-Bye.&quot;Fri Dec 15 1989 16:485
Jeff Needle.  I'm a read-only noter.  Like the Detroit Pistons, New York
Yankees, and any hockey team.  I think wrestling is real and also follow roller
derby.  I hate basketball because I think it's fixed and because JDLats likes
it.  I used to be a moderator but the new moderator fascists seem to have
kicked me out.  Oh well, back to read-only mode.
2.49JULIET::MAY_BRChipmunks roasting on an open fire...Fri Dec 15 1989 16:494
    
    Can we make Jeff a moderator so he'll note?  Please?  Please?
    
    
2.50DECWIN::JARETH::YANKOWSKASBEAT LA!Fri Dec 15 1989 16:519
    re .48:
    
    >	I think wrestling is real and also follow roller
    >   derby.
    
    Yo Jeff, how 'bout them T-Birds?  :-)
    
    
    py
2.51HelllllllllllllloPOGO::REEDOklahoma State athletic supporterFri Dec 15 1989 17:0016
    Charlie (Cowboy) Reed
    sputterer at R&R facility in Colorado Springs
    Born in and survived 35 years of Oklahoma 'shine runn'in and bronc
    bustin'. Bought a degree from Oklahoma State and pushed the buggy
    out to the Rocky Mtns. Mellowed out and learned to accept OU and NU
    as annual football powers but still hold out hope for OSU football
    dominance.  Always get up for OSU beating the other BIG-8s in other
    sports.
    
    Can enjoy most any type of sport--even golf/bowling if I can nap
    on the couch.  Usually enjoy the underdog overachiever teams beating
    the favorites (ie. the Lions this year, maybe include Denver). I
    like the Bills too but have gotten tired of their underachieving.
    
    Cowboy
    
2.52FREE::GOGUENtis the season: Luke 1:26:38; 2:1-20Fri Dec 15 1989 17:0912
2.53JULIET::MAY_BRChipmunks roasting on an open fire...Fri Dec 15 1989 17:227
    
    Just got me a new vt320.  Even read the instructions, this time.
    Yep, this guy is going uptown.  Excuse me now, Seymour Cray is on
    line 2, something about needing my help to rewrite the OS on the 
    yet-to-be-announced Cray37.                                           
                       
    
2.54RTGNRADM::GALVINo..........|||| CandlepinsFri Dec 15 1989 17:270
2.55SONG::ASHEIf uc a red sign inside of da mallFri Dec 15 1989 19:0610
    Walt Ashe,
    Software Eng. II, VIPS - DSG (Westford)
    
    Like: Detroit teams, NYGiants, Flyers, Bruins, Mets
    Dislike: Whiners, Teams that always win and don't deserve it
    
    Note when I can, but things are busy here right now.  Here to make
    sure things don't get too far out of line... 
    
    -Walt
2.56I just don't understandQUASER::HUNTERJack's Diner, No Brains, No ServiceFri Dec 15 1989 19:165
    Walt !!!!........
    
     Are you refering to the Broncos ????....
    
    Big Game
2.57SONG::ASHEIf uc a red sign inside of da mallFri Dec 15 1989 19:172
    No, not really... you mean the don't deserve it part?  Not really
    them...
2.58You're Lucky.... ;^)QUASER::HUNTERJack's Diner, No Brains, No ServiceFri Dec 15 1989 19:217
     Ok,  I guess we won't send the Goon Squad out to get you after
    all.  Clay, Tim and Mike JN  you can put the clubs back and relax,
    he didn't mean it !!
    
    ;^)
    
    Big Game
2.59AFC... anyone friggin care?SONG::ASHEIf uc a red sign inside of da mallFri Dec 15 1989 19:224
    No, Jack, they just suck!
    
    Smileys go here...
    
2.60GENRAL::WADESheblewmynoseandthensheblewmymind!Fri Dec 15 1989 19:243
    Geez, and I had my 3-wood all ready........;^)
    
    Claybone
2.61You're History, Walt... Boys, Load The Guns !QUASER::HUNTERJack's Diner, No Brains, No ServiceFri Dec 15 1989 19:259
    Them's Fightin Words, Walt.........
    
    The Pistons Suck !!!  And so does Detroit, I Know, I Been There !!
    
    
    
    ;^) ;^) ;^) ;^) ;^) ;^) ;^) ;^) ;^) ;^) ;^) ;^)
    
    Big Game
2.62Next year is almost here.UNXA::ADLEREd Adler @UNX / UNXA::ADLERFri Dec 15 1989 19:469
    Ed Adler -  VAX System V Expertise Center
    		Operations Manager
    		Manalapan, NJ  (UNX)
    
    Yea!	Tigers, Lions, Red Wings, Sixers, RPI, Syracuse
    
    Nay!	Yankees, any other team playing one of the above
    
    /Ed
2.63female fanCSC32::HOUGHFri Dec 15 1989 20:3218
      
    
       Kathy    (read only...you guys "scare" me...):-)!!
    
       Likes: BRONCOS!! (like watching pro-football) Celtics!!!
              Horse Racing (and show jumping) 
             ...discussing football with J. Riggen
             ...going to games at Mile High
    
      Dislikes: RAIDERS!!...Lakers (BOO,HISS)...
                ...discussing footbal with my boyfriend (who doesn't like
                it)
                ...going to games at Mile High when the Bronco's lose.
    
      
            
    
      
2.64JURAN::MCKAYFri Dec 15 1989 20:3314
    
    Jim McKay
    QC Eng., HLO
    
    Gotta love UCONN, the big East, Sox, Celtics, Pats, Nebraska, Cubbies
    and every stupid contest known to mankind.
    
    I also have to be against any team playing one of the above teams or
    anyone that thinks we already have enough stupid contests.
    
    Originally from Frank Way country, since he's OLDER 8*) Now live in
    Hopkinton, MA
    
    Jimbo
2.65GRANPA::DFAUSTNew Sears=Old K-MartFri Dec 15 1989 20:4212
    
    Dennis Faust
    Sr. Network Planning Consultant
    Blue Bell, PA
    
    wife, 2 kids, 4 knee operations
    
    Likes:	Sixers, Phillies, Flyers, Eagles, Penn State, Villanova
    
    Hates:	Yankees, Cowboys, Celtics, Lakers, Rangers, Mets
    
    
2.66Celebrate, it's above zero!34905::WIERSBECKWinter basically stinks!Sat Dec 16 1989 16:2022
    Mark (Spud) Wiersbeck
    Customer Service Revenue Admin
    Minneapolis, MN
    
    Accomplishments:  Winner of CAFEIN::POOL three? years ago, have
    completed three marathons and...  stacked a dozen or so plates on
    MrT's enormous rear end.  :*)    
    
    Fan of:  Minnesota Twins, Vikings, Timberwoofs, Boston Celtics,
             Minnesota Golden Gophers, Big 10 (BB only)
    
    Dislike: NY Mets, LA Lakers, LA Dodgers, Pro Hockey, The Fat Man
             for singlehandedly ruining the greatest franchise in the 
             history of sports.
    
    Miss:  JimBob Crews vs. Hoot
    
    Happiest moment in sports:  When I saw the Twins knock off Whiney's
    Cards for the World Championship of '87.
    
    
    Spud     
2.67I Hate Winter!!!RAVEN1::B_ADAMSThere's no Crack in my Brain!Sat Dec 16 1989 17:2822
    
    Brian Adams
    Gso/2
    Greenville, S.C.
    
    Fav Teams- Too few to mention...All ACC teams, SEC.
    Hate Teams- Too many to mention...any from the N.Y. or Mass!!!
    
    Fav sports- NASCAR_got to be from the south. Basketball, Football,
                Snow/H2O sking, Swimming, Bar Hopping!
    
    Hate sports- Hockey, Soccer, Gymnastics.
    
    Love to give people who can't take a joke, a very hard time...
    
    Music- Rock, Heavy Metal, Jazz, and Country! I have a broad music
                  spectrum.
    
    Sorry If I offended anyone, But that's life!
    
    B.A.
    
2.68AJCVAX::COTEAlMon Dec 18 1989 10:474
>    Music- Rock, Heavy Metal, Jazz, and Country! I have a broad music
>                  spectrum.
    
Yeah? How many plates cain you stack on it?
2.69introFSCORE::PAVEZKAI didn't start the fire....did U?Mon Dec 18 1989 10:526
    Pete Pavezka
    Canadian CS Development Group
    Bells Corners, (soon to be Kanata) Canada
    
    Likes  - All Detroit teams, U of Michigan teams, Expos in NL
    Dislikes - Montreal Canadiens, LA Dodgers, NY Mets
2.70A serious noter checks inOURBOX::LAZARUSDave Lazarus NYA DSS 321-5183Mon Dec 18 1989 11:4431
    David Lazarus
    Pricipal Systems Specialist
    PCO Princeton,N.J.
    
    Loves this conference. I get lots of information and enjoy the JN's
    although I wish I knew some of the principals. Favorite reading
    time is Monday morning in the fall to hear all the bashing.
    
    Likes Mets,whoever is playing the Yankees,Jets,Knicks,Rangers
    Will root for NJ Giants and Devils when they are winning. Track
    and field.
    
    Colegiate teams :
    Rutgers,Seton Hall,Penn State football,Notre Dame football,UNC basketball.
    
    Dislikes (professional):  Brent Musberger and any announcer who
    uses great too often(just about everyone).Boston Celtics,hype,
    boxing.
    
    Apathetic:  Early seasons in most sports.
    
    Heroes growing up:Tom Seaver,Joe Namath and Walt Frazier/Wilis Reed.
    You know what area I'm from.

    Hobbies: Road running,chess.
    
    Thanks for keeping this conference alive.
    
    Dave    


2.71SALEM::DODAWalker + VIKINGS = SuperbowlMon Dec 18 1989 12:059
Daryll Doda
NIO, Salem NH

Favorites: Sox, Vikings, Celtics, Whale, Gabriella Sabatini :-)

Lift daily, play on 2 (coach 1) softball team, 1b, OF, SS in a 
pinch. Bowl (candlepin, real bowling) on 2 league, 116 avg.
Rotisserie: 2 baseball, 3 football, 1 basketball 

2.72COBRA::DINSMOREMcfall=francessa , true sport wizardsMon Dec 18 1989 12:3422
    Jim  "dinz"    Dinsmore
    
    LTN2-1/KO8
    
    FaVORITES...  NY FOOTBALL  GIANTS... BIG  BLUE DEFENSE. YANKS, WHALERS
    
    CELTICS  [BIRD IS GOD]  RUNNING [DOING BOSTON IN APRIL]...
    WOMAN...[jamie lee]    oh yea, go rangers also
    
                                                  
    
    
            DISLIKES....  RED Sox
    .. BRUINS...PATSIES.. BRONCOES.... CLEVELAND-DONK note
                                 
                                                          
    
    dinz
    
    
    
    RIVARLY  BOREDOM NOTE.... 
2.73Last attempt didn't make it!NRADM::GALVINo..........|||| CandlepinsMon Dec 18 1989 13:3925

Richard Tracy Galvin (aka RTG, and go by Tracy)

Purchasing Manager for European Support Group in NRO5 -- the home of shortimer
AJ Cote.

Live in Maynard with wife and two daughters, age 6 and 3.  Been a DECie for 
14.5 years, mostly in Field Service, Materials and Manufacturing.

#1 Like is Candlepin Bowling.  Currently carry a respectable 116 average.  I
   have also had the pleasure of bowling with Jeff Needle.  He probably won't
   admit how good he is.

Other Likes -- All Boston teams with the Bruins first, Penn State Nittanies,
               Florida State U, GB Packers, High School sports, Snooker, 
               Glasgow Celtic, and the PBA tour.

Dislikes -- Lakers, Pistons, Long-winded notes in this file, and most teams
            not residing in the NE area.

I have been around this file since inception, but am mostly in Read-Only mode.


    
2.74aaiiiiieeeeEEE...HAHHHHHH!!!COOKIE::MJOHNSTONIuseTactHammersButSledges'reMoFunMon Dec 18 1989 13:4929
Greetings and sanitations!

	Mike Johnston 
	AKA: Mike JN
	AKA: Michael P. Hornswoggle I Esq.

	I am the Official Person In Charge of Stuff (OPICS)

	also,..... I'm an Employment Consultant in Colorado Springs. A Non- 
Technoweenie Extraordinaire, although somehow I always end up supporting
Engineering R & D Groups. Right now it's a Database Development Group, and an
Architected Information Management Group. Before that it was an Advanced Media
Development Group (Disks). Before that I was the Employment Manager for Inmos,
which was a small (1500 people) Semiconductor Company which went into the
toilet when the Chip market went south.

LIKES: Broncos, Bears, Barbecued Ribs, Giants, G.L.O.W., Celtics, Gynecology,
Cubs, Nuggets, Jim Beam Black, Bulls, wHaLE, Mazola parties, Notre Dame, C.U.,
Big Ten Hoops, Skiing, Hunting, playing sports in general, watching practically
anything that's being done well, playing loud music and laughing and dancing
and drinking and grabbing beautiful women annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn8 gn] =-wi as-d=
<p's ojga-890 SHEEEEEESSSHHH!! (STARTED TO HYPERVENTILATE!!!)

DISLIKES: Nothing at all.
          (uh, actually, I'm less than enthusiastic about the disgusting,
           slimeball Brownstains and the pathetically hapless Faiders; but 
           far be it from me to start some kind of RATHOLE!)

Mike JN
2.75VAXWRK::NEEDLEMoney talks. Mine says &quot;Good-Bye.&quot;Mon Dec 18 1989 15:328
>>#1 Like is Candlepin Bowling.  Currently carry a respectable 116 average.  I
>>   have also had the pleasure of bowling with Jeff Needle.  He probably won't
>>   admit how good he is.

Some pleasure :^).  Sounds like you get to humiliate me again tomorrow night
;^).

j.
2.76The PhoenicianPNO::HEISERRude Dog's TrainerMon Dec 18 1989 17:4714
    Mike Heiser
    Software Engineer, Professional Manufacturing Services
    Phoenix, Arizona
    
    Status: Married with 3 children (one on the way that almost kept me
            from meeting the infamous SPORTS noters last week).
    
    Likes: Basketball is numero uno, other sports are okay too.  Mainly
           root for all Boston area pro teams.  Also root for the Phoenix
           Suns to allow another outlet to harass Laker fans.
    
    Dislikes: Hate all New York and California teams.
    
    Mike
2.77JUPITR::DESROCHESTue Dec 19 1989 03:1435
    
    Phil Desroches
    SHR Thin Film Heads manufacturing
    3rd shift 
    Assistant football coach - David Prouty high in Spencer
    Partime bartender- non-samuri - Hogshead Tavern in Spencer
    Live - Spencer
    Status - Single
    DECie - 2.5 years
    Scotch - none - makes me ill
    Age - 29
    
    Likes - Broons,Sox,Pats,closet 49ers fan,Celts,wrasslin,open bars
    Dislikes - NY teams,closed bars
    Participate - Touch football - Team won the WWC touch football
    Champeenship 3 out of last 6 years.
    Softball - C,1B - all hit, no field
    Golf - actually only had 2 +100 rounds all year and won 2 longest
    drives in tournaments.
    Bowling - Had to take a year off because of shoulder injury but had a
    very unrespectible 105 avg.
    
    Mostly a Read only - would like to meet some of the guys who make me
    belly laugh most of the boring third shift nights.
    
    
    Question???? What are manufacturing personal  - technoweenies or
    non-technoweenies???????????
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
2.78EBIM1::SAMANTHASamantha PattersonTue Dec 19 1989 08:2118
    Hello everyone. I suppose that I should have started with this but I
    forgot. Ah well here we go. My name is Samantha Patterson.
    
    I am 25 years old and I work as a temporary in England.
    I have strawberry blond hair and blue eyes, I'm 5' 8" tall and weigh
    8 and a half stone. 
    
    My sports are Skiing, both watching and doing, and Tennis which I like
    to watch but am not awfully good at playing. I have a sports mad
    boyfriend who drags me along to Rugby in the winter and Cricket in the
    summer. Actually I don't understand either game too much but it keeps
    him happy.

    But now I've found some place where I can ask questions and not get
    treated like a dumb little girl. Thanks guys.  

    	Samantha.
    
2.79here I am moe...CURIE::LEFEBVREMichael LefebvreTue Dec 19 1989 10:5910
    
    
     Mike Lefebvre
     aka Mark's younger and better looking brother
    
     Likes--all new england based teams, excluding the pats
    
     Dislikes--BRONCOS...Pistons..
    
     
2.80SALEM::RIEUWe're Taxachusetts...AGAINTue Dec 19 1989 11:093
       How come both Lufays don't like the Pats? You guys are really
    the SAME guy right? Are you both going to show at the 'Bull'?
                                     Denny
2.81CAM::WAYLook on my works, ye Mighty, and despairTue Dec 19 1989 11:1415
re .79:

	Okay Mike, do you wear velour also??? ;^) :^) :^)

re .78

	Very clever, Samantha, putting your weight in stone.  Fortunately,
	I have a conversion table for stone to pounds...(heh heh heh).

	Welcome aboard.  You wouldn't happen to be a Liverpool fan
	would you?????

later,
Chainsaw

2.82REFINE::ASHEIf uc a red sign inside of da mallTue Dec 19 1989 12:059
    Any wonder Brian Adams likes music?
    
    Jack, just remember...
    
    
    
    Detroit: It's no place for wimps!
    
    -Walt
2.83Here I Am...CECV01::MCCULLOUGHTue Dec 19 1989 12:5723
    Bob McCullough
    
    Project Specialist
    BKO in scenic Billerica, MA
    
    Largely a RON, but some topics bring me out of the woodwork.
    
    32 years old, first baby on the way any day now (really!) - not
       that I'm nervous or anything...
    
    Likes:  All the Boston teams - especially the Celtics, the Pack since
            the Lombardi era, running marathons, the Niners (the guys
            are just plain good), the Cubbies - despite Zimmer, track
            and field, the King of the Hill contest.
    
    Dislikes:  Network problems that keep me out of SPORTS, Pat Riley,
               New York teams, college coaches that act pompous when
               they get caught.
                                 
    Thanks to all those who keep the conference running, and happy holidays
    to all.
    
    =Bob=
2.84IOENG::PARADISOThe flag is a symbol of sacrificeTue Dec 19 1989 15:2222

    Dave Paradiso
    Software Engineer, ISBS (formerly HPS)
    Marlboro (MRO), MA

    Sports likes:

           Football,Hockey,Baseball,and Basketball. Probably in that order.

           Play golf, bowling, and softball.

    Sports dislikes:

           5 minute OT's in Hockey.  H*ll, if you're gonna bother at least make
           it 10 8^).
           
           Pro Wrestling, Auto Racing, and Boxing

           Junk Noting (does anyone like this?)...

							-dlp-
2.85COOKIE::MJOHNSTONIuseTactHammersButaSledge'sMoFunTue Dec 19 1989 16:0010
Frank,

	I have my handy stone to lb conversion chart, as well. And according to
my calkilutions(tm), we are going to have to get some MEAT on Sam's bones. Babs
has been doing all the cooking lately when she drops in (also she and Kelly are
mad at each other.... warning for  Kelly..... NEVER p*ss off your stunt
double), and she's heading across the big water. Maybe we should get Sam's
address and have Babs stop by for a few days and get some good chow into her?

Mike JN
2.8639131::DHAMELIs Nothing Sacred?Tue Dec 19 1989 16:495
    
    Oh Samantha, Samantha.  It's love at first byte.  Leave that guy,
    come to America to learn football and have my children!
    
    :-)      -Dick
2.87And Sam, watch out for JD's lats!CAM::WAYLook on my works, ye Mighty, and despairTue Dec 19 1989 17:0323
Sam,

Not to put Dick down or anything, but he doesn't know the first thing
about being:

	o a manly-mon Mountain man (with or w/o teef)

	o a Junk Noter Extroadinare (just ask Doug Ross about my
	  manly junk noting stats)

	o finally, he doesn't have a manly nickname ;^)


Here's noting with you, kid.

Chainsaw


PS  Hey Mike JN.  What was it Kelly did to p-o her stunt double.  Last
    she talked to me she was ill with Bulgaria and it was terminus....

later,
'Saw
2.8839131::DHAMELIs Nothing Sacred?Tue Dec 19 1989 17:365
    
    Dick *is* my manly nickname.
    
    -Dick
    
2.90AUSTIN::MACNEALBig MacTue Dec 19 1989 17:501
    Can you guys keep your hormones in check.  This is a family conference.
2.91COOKIE::MJOHNSTONIuseTactHammersButaSledge'sMoFunTue Dec 19 1989 18:3220
2.92Introducing the Redmen Die HardPOCUS::SALTALAMACCHTue Dec 19 1989 19:0122
    
    Phil Saltalamacchio
    Sales Mgr-NY Volume District
    
    Love: ST. JOHN'S U HOOPS, NY Yankees, NY Giants, Chris Mullin (my son is
    	  named after him), Babe Ruth Baseball (Syosset, LI Champs 6 of last
    	  7 years, Little League Baseball (Syosset, LI Champs last 3 years
    	  in league), Rick Pitino, College Hoops, NY Knicks, Don Mattingly,
          Dave Winfield, Roger Maris, Thurman Munson.
    
    Like: NY Islanders, NY Rangers, PJ Carlisimo, Rollie Massimino,
          Pro Hoops, NY Jets.
                                                 
    Dislike: Lou Carnesecca (the game has passed him by).
     
    Hate: NY Mets, Gary Carter, Keith (drugs) Hernandez, Dwight (drugs)
          Gooden, Buddy Ryan, Darryl Strawberry. 
    
    
    
    Redmen (nee Big East) Phil
                                                
2.93OURGNG::J_WARDLEBandwagon Packer FanTue Dec 19 1989 19:065
    Alright....another Jets fan (-.1)
    
    And he hates the Mets...ya gotta love it....
    
    JoJ
2.94add another to the listCNTROL::GROSSTue Dec 19 1989 20:5510
    Bill Gross
    RIT COOP at Hudson
    
    LIKE:  Pissing off avid fans of teams I hate.
    
    
    DISLIKE: Avid fans degrading teams I like
    
    
     Teams: Browns, Indians (die-hard), Sixers.
2.95CSC32::SALZERTue Dec 19 1989 21:4010
    Bob Salzer aka BoB
    Remote Diagnostic Group in Colorado Springs.
    
    Likes: Donks, Tribe, Penn State (unless they go to the Big 10 then I'll
           disown them) and of course for this year anyway the Colorado
           Buffalos. 
    
    BoB
    
    
2.96Gary SpainGALVIA::SPAINWe're going to Sicily. Que sera seraWed Dec 20 1989 06:3324
    
    Gary Spain
    Software Engineer
    Publishing Technologies Group
    Galway, Ireland.
    
    I like most sports.  Football (Soccer to you guys) is number 1 with
    rugby second.  I can't understand Baseball but watch American Football
    and Basketball occasionally on TV.  I play Tennis and Badminton.
    
    Teams
    
    Football - Limerick City, Chelsea and Ireland
    Rugby    - Shannon and Ireland
    
    Dislikes - Manchester United, Leeds, Boxing, Horse Racing, Coursing
    
    Best Moment - Watching Ireland beat England in the European
    Championships Finals in Stuttgart.
    
    Worst Moment - Limerick City losing to Galway in an F.A.I. Cup semi
    final 1-0 after extra time.   
    
    Gary.
2.97The Second Foundation was on Trantor.AJCVAX::COTEAlWed Dec 20 1989 10:360
2.98AYOV10::CAIRNSThis is ABSOLUTE REALITY !!Wed Dec 20 1989 10:4316
    
    
    Walker Cairns 
    Product Focus Group
    Ayr , Scotland
    
    
    Like :  Washington Redskins , Minnesota Twins , Chicago Bulls
    	    Sandy Lyle , Mike Tyson , 
    
    
    Dislikes : Dallas Cowboys , Denver Broncos , NY Giants , 
               Boston Celtics , LA Lakers , Nick Faldo , All the boxing
               losers - aka Leonard , Foreman , Duran 
    
    
2.99TH Checking In.DISCVR::MSAIAWed Dec 20 1989 10:5731
    
    Michael J. Saia
    Electronic Technician
    APO Tab Manufacturing
    A.K.A. -TH or Nunz
    
    
    
    Likes; Bruins, Canadians, Flyers, Rangers. Football with the exception
    of the Patsies. Boxing, motorcycle racing, Basketball
    
    Dislikes; Baseball, its for overpaid overrated drugged out slobs who
    really arent athletes anyway. Armchair athletes who whine.
    
    
    Favorites; Duran, Eddie Lawson, Ken Linseman, Greatski, Bobby Clark,
    Bobby Orr, the whole 69-73 Bruins team. Don Cherry and his dog blue.
    Bird, Bill Lambeer.
    
    Least favorites; baseball players who charge for autographs, Pete rose,
    Sugar ray lennid, The Minnisota North stars bench for not taking on
    John Wensink when he challenged them. Isaiah Tomas and Majic when they
    Make love to each other before a game. 
    
    
    Forvorite moment, Scalping tickets when they retired Espos Number and
    being with the Gallery Godds and not hearing a thing.
    
    Mostly a read only noter.
    
    -TH
2.100WFOV12::MORRISONU.S. over Panama minus the pointsWed Dec 20 1989 11:1916
    
    Mike Morrison
    Lead Operations Services Rep (Lead Operator :^>)
    WFO Data Center
    A.K.A. Bull, The Bishop, Dupa Dziura
    
    Yea - NY football Giants, Red Sox, Refrigerator full of ice cold
      Molson Golden Ale.
    
    Boo - Work, Pouring a beer and having the keg "spit" at me :^>
    
    Greatest accomplishments - Attending (12/24) a regular season Giants
      game. Taking Donald Trump for $550 at the roulette tables.
    
    Bull
    
2.101COOKIE::MJOHNSTONIuseTactHammersButaSledge'sMoFunWed Dec 20 1989 11:577
2.102AJCVAX::COTEAlWed Dec 20 1989 12:448
Yeah, actually they thought they had found and destroyed it. Course, it was
only a trick.

I gotta re-read that again... it's been a while.

Go Mule! Wadda Mutant!

2.103OURGNG::MENDEZWed Dec 20 1989 16:4117
    Hi my name is Frank Mendez and have been a "RON" for approximately 5
    years.  I work in remote sales support in Colorado Springs.
    My favorite team in football has been and will always be the San
    Francisco Forty Niners.  I remember the lean years and am now enjoying
    the prosperous years.  I personally believe that Joe Montana is the
    best quarterback in the game today, perhaps ever...  Favorite team in
    baseball was and is the Oakland A's...  Favorite basketball teams are
    Lakers, 76ers (especially my two favorite players Hal Greer and Chet
    Walker) and Chicago Bulls (during Bob Love and Norm Van Lier days).
    
    The only teams that I dislike come from the Boston area such as
    Celtics, Red "flops", and I feel sorry for the patriots.  Oh yeah
    I "hate" those Cheapshot artists the Houston Oilers.  Sure enjoyed what
    the Bengals did to them this past weekend!!!!!
    
    Frank Mendez
    
2.104SSDEVO::GALLUProck me down like a slot machineWed Dec 20 1989 18:4419

	 Kathy Gallup (Kath, Kat, Wildkat...)  =:-)
	 Colorado Springs, CO


	 Fave viewing:		College hoops	 
	 Fave Pro Hoops:	Celtics, Jazz
	 Fave College Hoops:	UofArizona Wildcats (of course, alma
				mater!)
	 Fave Pro Football:	Redskins, Seahawks, Cardinals
	 Worst Pro Football:	Broncos.....
	 Fave College FB:	Anyone playing Arizona State SunDevils


	 I'm here because it's college hoops season!


	 Wildkat (guess where I got THIS name....)  =:-)
2.105COOKIE::MJOHNSTONIuseTactHammersButaSledge'sMoFunWed Dec 20 1989 19:2611
2.106I'm hereFROST::MARRIERLost out on the night patrol..Wed Dec 20 1989 22:2327
	Yankee_Rick Marrier
Work:	Burlington, Vermont
Live:	Grand Isle, Vermont
	33, married for 12 years, 4 kids, 3 girls, 1 boy

Like:   NY YANKEES, NY GIANTS, Celtics, Bruins, Tyson

Tolerate:  Raiders, Reds, Gretzy

Dislike: red sox, blue jays, tigers, brewers, mets, cowboys, eagles, redskins,
	 broncos, jets, pats, canadiens, sugar rim lennid

Hobbies: all outdoor sports, hiking with the family, bowling, bambi balsting,
	 
Scotch:  None

Beer:    Wardle owes me a rack of Bradors, a manly beer!!!

Misc:    I'm mostly read only lately cause I cain't keep up with the volume
	 of notes in here, but I love this file, I get some great laughs
	 from here... So, CONGRATS to JimWa and OURGNG:: for keeping ::SPORTS
	 alive!!  Tanks!!  :-{)

Rich Brake:  That neighborhood of yours must of been for girly-mons if
	     you couldn't hack the manly winters of Gods country - Vermont!!!

Yankee_Rick
2.107I forgot to mention arguing with DanCNTROL::CHILDSNoregia 2 Bush Zip, Nada...Thu Dec 21 1989 10:3038
    
    Mike Childs
    Hudson MA   work
    Wormtown    home and play
    
    Married  5 years two kids, one of each
    
    Favorite sport to watch is college basketball where they do know
    that traveling and the 3 second rule exsist. Pro ball players are
    great but are allowed to much freedom. 
    
    Favorite teams, Hoyas, Celtics, NY Giants, Steelers, Bruins and Caps.
    Baseball is very boring but do root for the Indians and Mets.
    
    Play in softball and basketball league's in Dec marlboro area. Am a
    member in good standing in the Bird Jihad. In fact I used to be sargent
    at arms before Dock came on board. Member of the Green Dockers and
    organizer of Giantsmania.
    
    tm's include Jimmy Clang, Larry Swishless, Pile it High Stadium...
    
    made a lot of friend through this note and had a lot of good times.
    Thanks JoJ for saving this note and for organizing softball games
    when in this area. 
    
    Favorite noter: Bob Hunt, always full of information, alway objective
    and knows when to be serious and when to be funny....
    
    Favorite pasttime: bashing the donkalos, notre dame and the Lakers...
    
    looking forward to the ninties with some reservations due the idiot
    in the white house. You think the jerk could have a wait a week instead
    of spoiling christmas. And of course his capital gains tax works
    wonders for me  ;^)
    
    mike
     
    
2.108Corrections to YankME-Rick's intro...;^)CAM::WAYOne Bourbon, One Scotch and One BeerThu Dec 21 1989 11:0223
2.109They wanna rattle the BUSH!!!!!TOLKIN::FARLEYHave YOU seen Elvis today??Thu Dec 21 1989 11:3212
    Hey MikeC,
    
    Get a load of this....
    
    I heard on the radio that the Columbians are running around the
    Middle East offering $30Million for somebody to "take out" Bush.
    
    Take a moment and consider what happens if they succeed? ;^0
    
    ARGHHHHHHH!
    Kev
    
2.110CNTROL::CHILDSNoregia 2 Bush Zip, Nada...Thu Dec 21 1989 11:3912
    
    Kev, it can't be any worst than it is now. Please tell me what
    Bush has done in office except make the rich richer? He's screwed
    up big time in central america so far. Oh I forgot he has invite
    all the athletes to the white house.....
    
    and what about his promise to be the educational president? Yet every
    day more and more schools cut their budgets.....
    
    if the colombian succeed, I'll give them a standing O....
    
    mike
2.111Pres. Dan Quale??????????TOLKIN::FARLEYHave YOU seen Elvis today??Thu Dec 21 1989 11:451
    
2.112introducing...ARCHER::DAMICOTony D'Amico - CHMThu Dec 21 1989 12:1223
    Tony D'Amico
    Prin Info Spec./Electronic Store in CHM (Chelmsford, MA)
    
    Primarily a read-only'er following this 'regulary scheduled mess'
    since the beginning of the football season.
    
    Likes:	Baseball, Football (NFL and college)
    Fan of:	Sox (the Red ones), Notre Dame, NY Football Giants (a
    		recent convert), Cin. Bengals and Sam Wyche (how can you
    		not like a guy who dumps on Cleveland and admits
    		to running up a score), Al Bundy, and the 
    		Oakland_I_refuse_to_call_them_LA Raiders - where have
    		you gone Daryl Lamonica?
    Dislike:	Auto racing, Jerry Glanville, George Steinbrenner,
    		Victor Kiam, College Hoops, Jim Kelly and anybody
    		else on that long list of people who cost me $$$ on
    		Sundays.
    		
    Big Baseball Rotisserie and Fantasy Football participant.
    
    34 yr old father of two and player of racquetball and golf.
    
    TD
2.113And what happened to the game after I moved?AUSTIN::MACNEALBig MacThu Dec 21 1989 12:414
2.114agreedCNTROL::CHILDSNoregia 2 Bush Zip, Nada...Thu Dec 21 1989 13:033
    
    yes Mac thanks to you too but JoJ was one the one who got the ball
    rolling.
2.115LUNER::BRAKEA Question of BalanceThu Dec 21 1989 15:4810
    Yo Yankee Rick.....I'll have you know that my Vermont neighborhood
    was chuck full of monley-mons from IBM and it took a super
    he-monley-mon to walk around with a "digital BTO" ball cap lugging
    my weekly caribou carcus out of the tundra to feed the offspring.
    
    Goats, huh? Only a wuss would raise goats. Real men raise monley
    animals like Canadian yaks, Yankee donkeys or Louisiana cottonmouths.
    
    Rich
    
2.116CAM::WAYRyan tells Eagles Noriega = Zendejas!Thu Dec 21 1989 16:0912
The Chainsaw raises timber rattlers...that and wolves.

Timber rattlers make great christmas gifts for the paper delivery man
and the mail man.  Just put them in the mail box/paper tube, and hide
nearby.  Watch their faces light up with pleasure...

Also great fun with ex-wives....


HTH,
Chainsaw    

2.117GENRAL::WADEGive Panama a U.S. Zip Code!Thu Dec 21 1989 16:226
    Mike C.,
    
    	Please tell me that you wouldn't really give somebody a 
    standing O for assasinating our president.....
    
    Claybone
2.118shoot's too good for him, torture would be bestCNTROL::CHILDSNoregia 2 Bush Zip, Nada...Thu Dec 21 1989 17:296
    
    No Claybone, I quess I wouldn't. But if some high pollutin fancy
    shrink got him declared mentally incompetent and remove from office,
    I'd pay the bill..............
    
    mike
2.119SALEM::DODATakin' Care of Christmas...Thu Dec 21 1989 19:117
Mike,

Are you one of them MA pee pee smoochin liberals?

Just wondering....

daryll
2.120No I didn't vote for the Duke. I voted for JesseCNTROL::CHILDSNoregia 2 Bush Zip, Nada...Thu Dec 21 1989 19:228
    
    pee pee smoucher no
    
    liberal  yes
    
    please name some of our illustrious bonehead's accomplishments
    
    mike
2.121Get A Clue !!QUASER::HUNTERJack's Diner, No Brains, No ServiceThu Dec 21 1989 19:319
    re; .120's title
    
     You're kidding, Right ???    Maybe you really are brain dead, just
    like Wardle said you were......   You're sick, man !
    
    
    Big Game       
    
    Go Ronnie,   Go George,   Get the pitted faced MOTHER$%^&$&*(#$%^@#@#!$%$%^&
2.122Let's stick to intros, please?DEC25::MCFALLThese are the DAVES I knowThu Dec 21 1989 19:332
	This is the Introduction Note, guys, not the Political Rathole Note :^)
Deacon Jim
2.123Thanks, JimAUSTIN::MACNEALBig MacThu Dec 21 1989 19:511
    
2.124....love ratholes.....TOLKIN::FARLEYHave YOU seen Elvis today??Fri Dec 22 1989 10:559
    Mike,
    
    He DID coin the "KG" phrase.......
    
    HTH
    
    ;^)
    Kev
    
2.125Bring back BennettTRNING::ALLERTONI hear thunderFri Dec 22 1989 14:3918
    
    Steve Allerton
    Atlanta
    Customer Services Training
    
    Long time boxing fan, enjoy reading other topics in here, particularly
    where cynicism is applied ("CleveScum Brownstains ," Sugar Rim and
    cattle prods etc.)
    
    Like: Minnesota Vikings, Detroit Lions, NFL PrimeTime (favorite
    TV show), multimillion dollar media-created sports heros.
    
    Dislike: Atlanta Falcons football, since departure of head coach
    Leeman Bennett, Atlanta Braves, since departure of Joe Torre, hockey
    scores being flashed on the screen during ESPN televised football
    games and boxing matches.
    
    Favorite Rum: Cruzan (even now bouncing back) 
2.126Mike (columbian jihad) ChildsUSRCV1::COLOTTIRYou can't milk a BULL!Fri Dec 22 1989 14:558
    Since this is an introduction note, I'd like to introduce the first
    card-carrying, government overthrowing,pee pee smoochin', Jesse
    Jackson voting, Jimmy Clang-ing, liberal, Mike Childs. :-)
    Smile Mike, it wont take the CIA long to find you :-)
    			Just_Messin'
    			Raider_Rich
    
    
2.127CNTROL::CHILDSMerry Christmas EveryoneFri Dec 22 1989 16:127
    
    No problem Rich. If there is one thing I know how to do it's take
    a joke and hopefully I get off few good ones now and then myself.
    This is sports and I do not plan to note anymore about my political
    beliefs hopefully the rest can let it go too.....
    
    mike
2.128Inquiring minds, etc.LEAF::NAZZAROPats Season = TGIOWed Dec 27 1989 12:224
    Hey Saltalamacchio - how's you kid like bein' named Mullin?
    
    NAZZ
    
2.129John Hendry is my hero!LEAF::NAZZAROPats Season = TGIOWed Dec 27 1989 12:3124
    Time for my intro - 
    
    Name:  Steve Nazzaro
    Home:  Dracut, MA
    Work:  LKG2, Littleton
    Type:  Non-technoweenie
    
    Likes:  UMass, Flo Jo, basketball, all basketball, any age level, but
    especially the pros, anything Italian, soccer, Wiseguy, the NWA, A's,
    Niners, the summer Olympics, New Mexico Lobos, Married with Children,
    getting to play golf more than 5 times a year
    
    Dislikes:  Bill Laimbeer, Cowboys, Boston College, Yankees, Mary Lou
    Retton, Boston College, Billy Tubbs, Dr. Tom Davis (world's biggest
    phony), Yankees and anyone that's ever had anything to do with them,
    Boston College, the WWF, especially Hulk Hogan, hockey, Boston College,
    any pro sports owner named Sullivan, Remington products, tobacco, SRL
    (I refuse to use his name), North Carolina, knee-jerk conservatives,
    oh and did I mention I can't stand Boston College
    
    Part-time job - statistician, Boston Celtics, Worcester Counts of the
    World Basketball League (if they still exist), and recently retired
    from the New England Patriots                    
    
2.130My notes are me. Really.HOTSHT::SCHNEIDERI flushed MrT!Wed Dec 27 1989 18:1317
Dan Schneider, defender of the down-trodden
live in Acton, MA
work in GSF, Hudson NH.
orig. from Little Silver, NJ.
techie in workstation graphics, esp. DECwindows.

Root and toot for: Yankees, Jets, Lakers, Nets, USC football, scatttered
college basketball teams throughout the Big East and ACC. and other
conferences, Rangers

Travel a lot, so I end up noting in spurts.

Make many of the get-togethers and enjoy them immensely.

Defend positions with common sense and objectivity.

Dan
2.131The Crazy MetSOJU::FRANCUSMets in '90Wed Dec 27 1989 19:3011
    Another year another conference!
    
    Yoseff Francus
    Ultrix Support - MK02 SWSE/ACES
    
    Favorite teams: Mets, Knicks, Jets, Giants, NY Rangers
    Hated teams: Celtics, Celtics, Celtics, NE Patriots, Yankees (these
    days there is more sympathy for the players than distaste)
    
    The Crazy Met
    
2.132Hello there!CUJO::CRANEWed Dec 27 1989 19:3912
    My name is Randy Crane
    
    I am a unit manager in Educational Services in Denver, Colorado
    
    My sports loves are bowling, baseball, and football, in that order.
    
    My favorite teams are the Royals, Broncos, Cubs, Cardinals, and Rams
    
    I was very excited to find a generic sports note as I love most sports.
    
    Along with .131 I hate the Celtics, Celtics, Celtics, and Pistons.
    
2.133hiSHANE::PACIELLOWed Dec 27 1989 23:4819
    Mike Paciello
    CUP Writer
    Spit Brook Facility
    
    
    Work as a tech writer for VMS and VMS DECwindows...dabble in Ultrix 
    Windows too.
    
    Love the Yanks, Sixers, and Dolfins. Always have, always will. Hate
    (okay, hate but respect) anything that resembles a Boston team.
    
    Favorite sports: Hoops, Baseball, football, golf, and power volleyball.
    Actually, there's not a sport in the world I wouldn't try or play,
    just for the competition.
    
    Big rotisserie and sports trivia buff...
    
    Mike
    
2.134DASXPS::TIMMONSI'm a Pepere!Thu Dec 28 1989 09:107
    Re .130
    
    "Dan Schneider, defender of the down-trodden"  
    
    Dan, isn't that known as self-defense?  :*)
    
    Lee
2.135haha, that's a beauty Lee....CNTROL::CHILDSJihad confirms, Mathis gets bonusThu Dec 28 1989 11:141
    
2.136Nice jab, Lee!AJCVAX::COTEAlThu Dec 28 1989 11:230
2.137RT32::KAUFMANNCoram DeoThu Dec 28 1989 12:069
RE: .130
        
>>Travel a lot, so I end up noting in spurts.
                                      ^^^^^^
    
    Sorry, Dan, but this is SPORTS.
    
    Bo

2.138OURGNG::J_WARDLEThere IS a Santa, Walton is outThu Dec 28 1989 12:253
2.140WARTCK::J_HERNANDEZI'm sent here by the chosen oneThu Dec 28 1989 17:1413
2.141Where Is The Facist Moderator When You Need Him ?QUASER::HUNTERJack's Diner, No Brains, No ServiceThu Dec 28 1989 19:5713
2.142checking in....MAMIE::TAMAGNAThu Jan 11 1990 12:2711
    hi
    steve tamagna here..i work in CSS in MK01
    i love most sports but baseball is my true love..LOVE THEM RED SOX..
    football is next on my list..fav teams..Redskins...Dolphins..Bengals
    Packers...Broncos...also like hockey ..tennis...bowling..
    dislikes are boxing...basketball...golf,oooooo i hate even typing
    it......maoted hated team.....Yankees,thier right down there with
    watching golf,oooooo,.......as for baseball i also like Pit...SDP...
    Balt....KCR...Cali....
    
    steve
2.143my nameWCSM::PCOXThu Jan 11 1990 20:422
    PHILLIP S. COX, MCU, 49s,As
    
2.144I'll pass on synchronized swimming, too!:)BTOVT::GREENE_KBo does MAXCIM?Tue Jan 16 1990 01:2831
    Checking in. How come this feels like Deja VU?:)
    
    Kevin Greene
    I work in Purchasing at the Burlington Manufacturing Plant in
    Burlington, Vermont. Originally from the Boston area (grew up in
    Roslindale). Moved up here a little over 3 years ago.
    
    Likes are: baseball, football, basketball, hockey. Favorite teams are
    the Sox, the Expos (only 2 hours away!), the Celtics, the Bruins,
    the 9ers, Charlotte Hornets, Golden State. Dislike the Cowboys, the
    Broncos, the Yankees, WWF, golf, arena football, the Lakers.
    
    I miss Cousy bwoadcasting the Celtics games on TV. 
    
    I coach my son's basketball team (4th grade level) and have been known
    to umpire during little league.
    
    I enjoy many of the outdoor activities available around here, fishing,
    skiing, and developing a flavor for hunting.
    
    I've been out of NOTES for a while as I've been involved in
    implementing an upgrade to MAXCIM V4.2 in our plant. We're down the
    home stretch now. 
    
    I'll be stocking up on Kim-wipes to clean the coffee off my terminal as
    I get more active in SPORTS! A great way to start the day!
    
    Here's to a good year in SPORTS!
    
    Kevin
                     
2.145CSC32::J_HERNANDEZCold Tubb'in &lt; Hot Tubb'inTue Jan 16 1990 14:241
    re -1 Cool name!!! 
2.146NEW BLOODCSC32::DAVIS_GTue Jan 23 1990 04:045
    HELLO EVERYONE OUT THERE IN SPORTS LAND..THIS GERALD DAVIS HERE(THE
    WIZ)..THIS IS MY FIRST RESPONSE TO THE NOTES FILE..THIS SPRING THE
    CARDS WILL FLY HIGH...IN THE FALL THE RAIDERS WILL RECOVER THE GLORY	
    THE REST OF THE SPORTS WORLD HAS IT TIME AND PLACE.SO LONG FOR NOW..THE
    WIZ..
2.147SASE::SZABOTue Jan 23 1990 11:566
    Welcome aboard, Wiz.  We look forward to your participation in this
    highly intellectual conference, as long as you DO NOT SHOUT!
    
    Hope this helps.
    
    Hawk  :-)
2.148COMET::MONTGOMERYThe Greek,Cosell,P.BowlenTue Jan 23 1990 13:384
Hmmmm , A RAIDER fan named Davis!!!!!! I like this guy....


Monty     Welcome Wiz.....
2.149Iron City Beer and the Steelers - ain't much betterSHALOT::MEDVIDSacrifice for a new nirvanaWed Jan 24 1990 12:4124
    Name:	Daniel Medvid
    Location:	Charlotte, NC 
    Position:	Technical Writer
    
    Likes:	Pittsburgh, Pittsburgh, Pittsburgh, etc. (get the point?)
    
    Secondary
    	Likes:	- St. Louis Cardinals
    		- Miami Dolphins
    		- Utah Jazz (and, dare I say, the Charlotte Hornets)
    		- Hartford Whalers
    		- Ohio University Bobcats (alma mater)
    		- any college basketball team playing Georgetown
    		- any college football team playing Notre Dame
    
    Dislikes:	- NY Yankees and Mets, any team that plays in a dome
    		- Raiders, Cowboys, any team that plays in a dome
    		- Lakers
    		- LA Kings and Wayne Gretsky
    		- Miami of Ohio (alma mater's rival)
    		- Georgetown and Notre Dame (just to drive home the point)
    
    Looking forward to discussin' stuff with yunz guys. 
    
2.150Maybe I just need to give ya a little time ...RHETT::KNORRCarolina BlueWed Jan 24 1990 12:5912
    Sorry Daniel, but you must've made a mistake.  You can't *really* be
    from Charlotte.  Please correct ASAP.
    
    (I draw this undeniable conclusion based on the fact that you didn't
    list "North Carolina Tar Heels" among either your likes or dislikes. 
    This is one subject true natives (okay, so maybe you're just a
    resident! ;^) ) are NEVER neutral on.
    
    Sincerely,
    
    - ACC Chris
    
2.151Nice place to live, but I wouldn't want to be from here.SHALOT::MEDVIDSacrifice for a new nirvanaWed Jan 24 1990 13:4033
    -.1
    
    True.  Location - Charlotte.  Hometown - The Steel City (though that's
    more like the "still" city these days.  That's why I had to move away.)
    
    I used to like Tar Heel hoops until I moved here.  Now I hate ALL ACC
    teams because of the local TV coverage.  The stations are constantly
    pre-empting battles like Syracuse-Georgetown for meaningless games like
    Virginia-Wake Forest or blowouts like Carolina-Clemson.
    
    I just finished reading the Steelers note.  Good rantings there. 
    However, the team of the '90s will not be the Steelers.  It will be the
    Digital softball team, Charlotte City league.  We've taken the
    championship the past two years and are looking good to repeat in the
    coming decade(s).  Besides, the Steelers' schedule is too tough next
    year.  They play all the playoff teams in the regular season.  
    
    So, wish Digital well going into training camp which starts next month. 
    It gets warm early down here.
    
    And by the way, if any of yunz want to address me as Dan, that's fine. 
    I just go by Daniel in the south because I can't stand my nickname
    having two syllables: Da-ayn.
    
    Question: is there a note anywhere that talks about NFL expansion? 
    The Carolinas are a good prospect and it might be an interesting topic if
    there isn't one already.
    
    	--dan, daniel, da-ayn 
    
    
    
    
2.152goodbye Mr. SpauldingGENRAL::WADEThe 68 Jets, 88 Dodgers, 89 Broncos!Wed Jan 24 1990 14:577
    Hey Da'yan,
    
    	Bring your vaunted DEC softball team out here to CXO to
    	play the CXO Raiders!  We've won the southwest tourney
    	4 or 5 years in a row.......:^)
    
    Claybone
2.153How many does this make it?BUILD::MORGANWed Jan 24 1990 16:454
    Read yesterday that Keith Millard of the Vikings was pulled over for
    DWI.
    
    					Steve 
2.154NASCARRAVEN1::B_ADAMSI begin my new life Feb.11th 1990Wed Jan 24 1990 17:028
2.1551. NWA, 1.b.NASCAR, 2. HornetsAUNTB::HAASDie, laugh I thought I'dWed Jan 24 1990 17:084
Don't forget NWA Wrasslin, too, B.A. For instance, last week during the
All Madden team show, local CBS had Rick Flair.

TTom
2.156Sorry!RAVEN1::B_ADAMSI begin my new life Feb.11th 1990Wed Jan 24 1990 17:366
2.157NAStyCarSHALOT::MEDVIDSacrifice for a new nirvanaWed Jan 24 1990 17:4321
    OK, I know I'm about to speak blasphemy in this part of the country,
    but I can think of no "real" sport (unreal sports are wrestling, roller
    derby, etc.) that is more boring than watching a bunch of cars go
    around in a circle.  Well, that used to be the case until...
    
    
    
    ...I heard NASCAR on the radio.  I'd rather listen to a swim meet.
    
    One of the local radio personalities sharing my sentiments summed it up
    like this:  "OK, the people who attend NASCAR say the thing they really
    enjoy are the wrecks.  Now I personally think it's unfair to make the
    slower guys start at the back of the pack.  Why should the fast guys
    get to start up front?  Fans tell me it's because if the slow guys
    started up front, you'd have a huge pile up at the beginning of the
    race.  Well, there you have it.  Let the slow guys start up front, have
    one big wreck, and everyone gets to go home."
    
    Makes sense to me.
    
    	--dan'l
2.158I Luv Roundy-Rounds!RAVEN1::B_ADAMSI begin my new life Feb.11th 1990Wed Jan 24 1990 20:4118
2.159Too many "zooms" ...SHALOT::HUNTThirtysomething Mutant Ninja DaddyWed Jan 24 1990 21:4031
    B.A.
    
    When you start your new life on Feb.11th 1990, I sincerely hope
    you lighten up just a bit.
    
    Stock car racing is most definitely not for everyone as Daniel so
    eloquently pointed out.
    
    I would imagine that a radio broadcast of a stock car race would
    go something like this ...
    
    "And here they come ...
    
    	Zoom, zoom, zoom, zoom, zoom, zoom, zoom, zoom, ...
    
    and they're they go.   Folks, for the best oil in town, it's
    Pennzoil.  That's right, Pennzoil ...
    
    And here they come ...
    
    	Zoom, zoom, zoom, zoom, zoom, zoom, zoom, zoom, ...
    
    and they're they go ..."
    
    I have to confess that after about 3-4 hours of that, I'd be ready
    for a long-term stay in the Betty Ford Clinic.
    
    Bob Hunt
    
    
    Bob Hunt
2.160I'm Kosher!RAVEN1::B_ADAMSI begin my new life Feb.11th 1990Wed Jan 24 1990 22:2612
2.161SALEM::RIEUWe're Taxachusetts...AGAIN!Thu Jan 25 1990 09:416
>    Well then, let's let the worst teams pick from the lottery last! Makes
>   sense dosen't it? Sure!
      Actually, it's the same logic NASCAR uses. Finish last in qualifying
    and you start last in the race. The NBA lets the last pick first. NASCAR
    lets the last go last.
                                   Denny   
2.162Although there's nothing good beer can't overcome..SHALOT::MEDVIDSacrifice for a new nirvanaThu Jan 25 1990 10:2413
2.163A word from your moderatorAUSTIN::MACNEALBig MacThu Jan 25 1990 12:102
    Please start a NASCAR note if you are interested in continuing this
    discussion (or move it to the Motor Sports topic).
2.164Mark BelfortiDELNI::M_BELFORTIFri Jan 26 1990 14:5413
    My name is Mark Belforti and I work at the Tay2 facility in Littleton.
    
    My favorite sports teams are all 4 New England Pro Sports Teams
    as well as the Denver Broncos and the Denver Nuggets.
    
    I also went to Northeastern so I keep a close eye on how they
    are doing and try to go to a few games every once in awhile.
    I usually just follow the football team, basketball team and
    hockey team.
    
    Mark
    
    
2.165introducing JUMPIN::DOWERSJim DowersTue Feb 06 1990 15:3211
Jim Dowers
LES/SECG at PK03

I was born and raised in Connecticut and now I live in Massachusetts.

I like the NY Giants, Celtics, Whalers and have really enjoyed the 
recent success of the 8th ranked UCONN Huskies.

I used to be a big Yankee fan but George Streinbrenner has turned a
once proud franchise into a really pathetic organization, so I'm
just hoping for the day that George sells.  
2.166CAM::WAYTue Feb 06 1990 15:428
With that node name there, Jim, we have a perfect nickname all
set...

Jumpin' Jim...

Welcome aboard!!!!

Chainsaw
2.167JUMPIN::DOWERSJim DowersTue Feb 06 1990 16:036
Chainsaw,

Thanks for the welcome and the nickname (good thing I didn't log into my other
node, OLDTMR, before I got into NOTES).

Jumpin' Jim 
2.168COOKIE::MJOHNSTONPutcher money whereyer mouse is!Tue Feb 06 1990 19:4711
Jim,

	Don't let the Chainsaw hang Jumpin' Jim on you, or you'll spend the
rest of your life in SPORTS trying to convince people that you're not a
Bandwagon Jumper - or a Wardler (tm).

	However, we already have a JD, so I don't know what you can do.
Maybe  GoWhAlE Jim. (GoWhAlE is the Official Sports name for the Whalers).

Hope This Helps
Mike JN
2.169Why was the dome built after I left?WMOIS::REARDON_SWed Feb 07 1990 13:4212
    Scott Reardon
    Currently looking but hopefully close in Wmo
    Been with DEC about 13 years 
    
    Likes: Red Sox, Bruins, Celtics, Chi.Bears, Syracuse U. teams, ('76
    grad) Softball (Marlboro League,play for the Wackos).
    
    Dislikes: N.Y. teams, Lakers, Pistons, Patriots, Georgetown (Boreya's)
    
    Really enjoy this file, will read most of the time and comment
    occasionally and will put in a personal name as soon as I figure out
    how to do it. 
2.170STAR::YANKOWSKASPaul YankowskasWed Feb 07 1990 13:5716
    re .169:
    
    >	will put in a personal name as soon as I figure out
    >	how to do it.    
    
    Scott, to add a personal name enter the following text at the "Notes>"
    prompt:
    
    	set prof /pers="personal-name-string"
    
    where personal-name-string is the text you want to have as your
    personal name.
    
    
    py
                                
2.171New NoterCURRNT::ROWELLWId give my right arm to be ambidextrouseThu Feb 08 1990 15:2618
    
    Wayne Rowell.
    Working in Basingstoke, England.
    Joined DEC last November.
    
    Used to live in Canada so I know a fair bit about American sports.
    
    Favorite Teams:
    
    San Francisco 49ers, Ottowa Roughriders
    Montreal Canadiens
    Montreal Expos, Toronto Blue Jays
    
    I play baseball here in a local league, which is surprisingly large
    (40 + teams in the south alone !) but the standard is low.
    
    					Regards,
    					Wayne.
2.172SALEM::RIEUWe're Taxachusetts...AGAIN!Thu Feb 08 1990 15:313
       Welcome aboard Wayne, have any judicial experience? We need a
    judge, QUICK!
                                   Denny
2.173Sureeeee....9ers????ROULET::WHITEHAIRLet it snow!Thu Feb 08 1990 17:219
    
    	Oh, another band wagon jumper Aeeeee!?
    
    	Welcome!  
    
    	I hope you can take it!
    
    	Hal/Woof/Chief
    
2.174CAM::WAYThu Feb 08 1990 19:398
Hey Wayne, small nit...

I thought it was the Saskatchewan RoughRiders.  I've got this neat
hat I picked up in Vancouver, of them being the 1989 Grey Cup winners...

Welcome aboard...

Chainsaw
2.175Believe it or not...STAR::YANKOWSKASPaul YankowskasThu Feb 08 1990 19:487
    re .174:
    
    There are two teams in the CFL named Roughriders, Saskatchewan and
    Ottawa.
    
    
    py
2.176the difference !KAOFS::R_OBASThu Feb 08 1990 19:536
     
     Ottawa Rough Riders
    
    Saskatchewan Roughriders
    
    
2.177Give a trouble maker a hat and a whistleHOTSHT::SCHNEIDERWhen it hits, you feel okayThu Feb 08 1990 20:057
>I thought it was the Saskatchewan RoughRiders.  I've got this neat
>hat I picked up in Vancouver, of them being the 1989 Grey Cup winners...
    
    Was it really a neat hat, Frank?  Did it come with a super keen
    whistle too?
    
    Dan
2.178new noterRAVEN1::D_SMITHThu Feb 08 1990 22:4410
    
    
    David Smith
    Greenville,SC
    
    
    Favorite teams:NFL-Dallas
                   NBA-Boston
                   MLB-Cinncinati
                   College-Tennessee
2.179GUILTY !!!!CURRNT::ROWELLWId give my right arm to be ambidextrouseFri Feb 09 1990 07:505
    Denny
    
    Judge ???? For What ????
    
    				Wayne
2.180SALEM::RIEUWe're Taxachusetts...AGAIN!Fri Feb 09 1990 11:132
       See note 110.*, if you dare!
                                 Denny
2.181CAM::WAYFri Feb 09 1990 12:1620
2.182Winnipeg WHAT?FSHQA2::JHENDRYJohn Hendry, DTN 292-2170Fri Feb 09 1990 12:326
    Hamilton Tiger Cats, Toronto Argonauts, Ottawa Roughriders, Calgary
    Stampeders, British Columbia Lions, Edmonton Eskimos, Saskatchewan
    Roughriders and Winnipeg (mumble) are the teams in the CFL.  The
    Montreal Alouettes/Concorde folded a few years ago.
    
    John
2.183Blue BombersCURRNT::ROWELLWId give my right arm to be ambidextrouseFri Feb 09 1990 12:446
    
    
    Winnipeg Blue Bombers.
    
    					Regards,
    					Wayne.
2.184MCIS1::DHAMELIs Nothing Sacred?Fri Feb 09 1990 13:2613
    
    RE:  .178
    
    RAVEN1:: ?
    
    D. SMITH?
    
    From the Carolinas?
    
    I smell another fraudulent noter, here.
    
    -Dick
    
2.185PNO::HERKOFri Feb 09 1990 14:019
    Jim Herko-Source Inspector-Phoenix
    
    Likes: Any Pittsburgh team, West Virginia University, & Phoenix Suns.
    
    Dislikes: Boston Celtics, Any of Jimmy Johnson's teams
    
    From West Virginia
    
    		Jim.........
2.186Token? :)WFOV12::APODACAKilled by pirates is good!Fri Feb 09 1990 15:1823
    Kim Apodaca--not sure what I do anymore.
    
    
    
    Likes (sports): anything but basketball and boxing.  Baseball and
    bobsledding are all right, as is bowling, so I don't think I'm
    anti-B's.  *8)
    
    Dislikes: see aBove.  :)
    
    Fave teams:  Anything in San Diego.  And for some reason, I always
    liked the Patriots.  ::shrug::
    
    Disliked teams:  Anything in LA (except the Clippers, but then again,
    I don't like basketball, so I guess I don't like them after all
    8)                           
         
    
    ---kim
    
                  
    
    
2.187Look Who's Fraudulent!RAVEN1::B_ADAMSI begin my new life Feb.11th 1990Fri Feb 09 1990 20:0910
2.188RAVEN1::D_SMITHFri Feb 09 1990 20:199
    
     re.187
      
     My words exactly B.A.
    
    
       D.SMITH
    
    
2.189Sign me upSALEM::GREENLAWThu Feb 15 1990 19:0817
    Dave Greenlaw
    SIG Business Planning  (for now)
    Salem, N.H.
    
      Been a RON until now. Decided it was time to enter and sign in
    and jump in the fray.
    
      I'm mostly a Boston sport scene follower but will watch/attend
    just about any game if the $$$ allows it.
    
      I am an avid hockey fan, play 3 nights a week, and also softball
    in the summer (just slo-pitch now, but I played for 6 years in the
    Modified DEC League up here).
    
      Looking for to this summer..........PLAY BALL!!!!!!!!
    
      Dave
2.190Till we meet again8269::JACKSONTANo football = less Junk notingTue Feb 27 1990 18:337
      Tim Jackson
      Engineering Tech
      CXO..Co Spgs,  Co.
    
    
      Didn't even know this note was here 'till now.  No baseball,  isn't
    great??
2.191FXADM::SECURITYMon Mar 12 1990 04:337
    Ken Hoyt (Hoyta)
    I work at dec frankling while i'm college.
    
    My favorite sport is baseball and I love the Red Sox.  My second
    favorite sport is tennis.  That new girl jennifer Capriati really
    impresses me she is the new Chris Everet.  My favorite male player
    is Edberg
2.192COOKIE::MJOHNSTONVigilantes for a brighter futureMon Mar 12 1990 12:339
2.1937983::RIEUWe're Taxachusetts...AGAIN!Mon Mar 12 1990 12:442
       Coincidentally Ralph Caso also worked/works there.
                                         Denny
2.194CAM::WAYAll ahead one-third, up periscope...Mon Mar 12 1990 12:479
Maybe it's something in the water...

But, wait, has anyone ever seen Ken and Ralph together?  Gee, we
might be onto something here...

I'll bet Too Sy Yungs that their the same guy and thatone mane is no
too BLAM.... 

8^)  <-- many smilies!!!
2.195COOKIE::MJOHNSTONVigilantes for a brighter futureMon Mar 12 1990 13:357
FRANWAY YOUAR TOO BLAM!

AND YIU TOOK WORDS OUT OF TE MOUTTH,
NOW YU AR HAPOPY FOR YUR FACE I SUPPOSER!

HAAH
MIKE JN
2.196CSC32::GL_JOHNSONLet me take you on an escapade!Tue Mar 13 1990 16:3517
    Glenwood A. Johnson Jr.
    Remote Diagnostics Group/EICS
    CXO3-1/K3
    
         I'm not exactly new to the SPORTS file, but it's been a little
    while since I've been active here.  Thought it might be a good idea	
    to post a note here.
    
    Likes:  LA Lakers, NY Mets, NY Giants, the_finally_returning_to_Oakland
            Raiders, CU Buffs, Georgetown Hoyas.
    
    Dislikes:  Boston teams, Denver Broncos, Dallas Cowboys, Notre Dame,
               NY Yankees, LA Dodgers, St. Louis Cardinals.
    
    Respect:  SF 49ers, Oakland A's, Detroit Pistons.
    
                                                 Glen J.
2.197COOKIE::MJOHNSTONBetter Living Through Chemicals!Tue Mar 13 1990 17:203
Meanwhile...... where is  frankling.......?

Mike JN
2.198Nice communityDEC25::MCFALLSpaced, without a traceTue Mar 13 1990 17:227
>Meanwhile...... where is  frankling.......?

Mike JN, it's Franklin - a small town off of Rte. 495 in Southern Mass.

FXO is the plant code, I believe

Jim M
2.199COOKIE::MJOHNSTONBetter Living Through Chemicals!Tue Mar 13 1990 17:2610
Thanks Jim.

Next question:

	What happened to Ralph?

He used to be excitable, and sometimes it would take a cryptographer to
decipher what he was saying, but he used to provide some pretty good input.

Mike JN
2.200CAM::WAYTake her deep, rig for depth chargeWed Mar 14 1990 10:408
RCASO -- MIA

My favorite was whoever came up with the "RCASO Skul ov typeing" or 
whatever it was called....  That had me rolling...

And where's the Dinz these days??????

'Saw
2.201Where did he Go?USCTR2::BPETTISWed Mar 14 1990 15:394
    GONE BUT NOT FORGOTTEN!
    
    I understand Ralph Caso took the buy-out package back in January.
    
2.202MCIS1::DHAMELIs Nothing Sacred?Thu Mar 15 1990 13:195
    
    HOW COULD HE LEAVE WITHOUT SAYING "GOOD-BUY?"
    
    -Dick
    
2.203CAM::WAYThis ain't no proctological breakdown...Thu Mar 15 1990 13:5914
RCASO --

Actually, I'm going to miss the guy.  He created far more laughs
around here than most people would think.

I absolutely LOVED to hear Ralph get going on Swindell-Clemens...
I loved getting that mail from him that started "Hey pal, what'd I
ever do to you" when I'd rude on his typing...

I, for one, will miss him....

And say, has anyone seen Rass lately?????

'Saw
2.204Alltime favorite CASOism- "One man is not to BLAM!" :-) SASE::SZABOThu Mar 15 1990 14:245
    Funny you should mention Ras, C'saw!  I was just thinking about him and
    how he made a big deal about "The Return of Ras" and "Ras III" a few
    months ago.  Then, Ras fades into obscurity, again......  :-)
    
    H'awk
2.205COOKIE::MJOHNSTONBetter Living Through Chemicals!Thu Mar 15 1990 15:248
2.207DASXPS::TIMMONSI'm a Pepere!Fri Mar 16 1990 08:276
    Re .205
    
    Haw haw haw, good one Mike!  So, we can't BLAM him for sneaking
    out.
    
    Lee
2.208MUSKIE::WIERSBECKThe Fabulous MN Barking DucksFri Mar 16 1990 14:227
    Re: Ras,
    
    He may occasionally be found in the baseball file.
    
    
    Spud
    
2.209LUNER::BROOKSHi ! I'm Jim Jupiter ...Fri Mar 16 1990 16:446
    You gys think I gone, but you no u cant keep a goo man down for
    long !
    
    Just like clemts with his 2 Si youngs, which is betterthan swindel!
    
    i shall return !
2.210SASE::SZABOPrefer Titles or Acquisitions?Fri Mar 16 1990 16:504
    You cain't fool us Dock.  I can tell it's you cause Ralph didn't have a
    tan........  :-) :-)
    
    H'awk
2.211DECXPS::TIMMONSI'm a Pepere!Mon Mar 19 1990 08:144
    C'mon, Doc.  Ya gotta use that upper caso, er, upper case to be
    Caso.
    
    Lee
2.212CAM::WAYFrank Wave and the Ozone InvadersMon Mar 19 1990 09:445
And NO PUNCTUATION allowed....

Many are called, but few are CASO...

Chainsaw
2.213FSHQA1::AWASKOMWed Mar 21 1990 16:3131
	Well, at the encouragement of one of the respected noters
	in this file, and since I just wrote my first note in this
    	version of Sports, it is time for me to admit that I'm here 
	reading.  (This file is even better than a daily paper.)

	Alison Waskom, lover of sports, watcher of many, player of 
	almost none.  Came here to see what it was all about, stayed 
	for the junk noting.  Some of the most creative and humorous 
	material around is right here.  I wish I had half of y'alls 
	imagination.  Probably won't write much.

	Fun stuff - brought up in the Chicago area.  Therefor a 
	long-time supporter of the Cubs, Bears and Blackhawks.  
	Difficult from a distance - this file has been a help for
	that, also.  Went to Purdue, daughter of a Michigan alum, 
	root for the Big-10 as a reflex action.  My son has played 
	soccer for the last 10 years, with Mom cheering and learning 
	from the sidelines - I hope the US will eventually adopt this
	magnificent game into its repertoire of faithfully followed
	sports.  Currently living in Mass, so when I finally got
	ready to look at basketball wound up adopting the Celts.

	Work stuff - US Customer Services in Westboro.  Doing Data
	Management, which is an arcane way of doing some really
	necessary analysis on what really makes the business tick.

	This got too long.  Sorry.  I'll go back to being invisible 
	now.

	Alison  
                                                
2.214COOKIE::MJOHNSTONWON MAN ISS NO TOO BLAM! YUO AR!!Wed Mar 21 1990 17:2911
2.215TURKEY::J_HALPINWed Mar 21 1990 18:2513

	>Now you've got 2000 noters scratching their haids and saying,
	>" That's funny..... I didn't encourage him. "


	Actually, its 1999 noters saying " I didn't encourage her". Once Mike
figured out you weren't entering a 'Junk Note' he didn't bother reading to
the end!!!! :-)

	Welcome Alison!!!!!

JimH
2.216COOKIE::MJOHNSTONWON MAN ISS NO TOO BLAM! YUO AR!!Wed Mar 21 1990 18:4017
2.217FSHQA2::JHENDRYJohn Hendry, DTN 292-2170Wed Mar 21 1990 19:414
    I'll 'fess up.  I encouraged Alison to enter her note.  I work with
    her.
    
    John
2.218DECXPS::TIMMONSI'm a Pepere!Thu Mar 22 1990 08:066
    MIke, try reading her note again.  She states she's the DAUGHTER
    of a Michigan alum.
    
    Unless, of course, you know some daughters that aren't.  :*)
    
    Lee
2.219Howdy (Doody)....CAM::WAYAnd death shall have no dominionThu Mar 22 1990 10:5919
Alison...

You need a nickname.  While they're not *required* in here, they
do help a lot.

For instance, /Don AXIS::ROBICHAUD is known as the Slasher (or
Rochibaud, or Docker's Don 8^)....

Dan Schneider is Onan Dan (big smilies there Dan Dan)...

Me?  I'm Chainsaw, or simply 'Saw...

So, pick a nickname, and let us know what it is...or else we'll
pick one for ya...

WELCOME ABOARD!  Will you be having beer, or whisky, or both?


Chainsaw
2.220COOKIE::MJOHNSTONWON MAN ISS NO TOO BLAM! YUO AR!!Thu Mar 22 1990 13:1515
WELL!

	Hoist on my own petard! (I was never too sure what that meant, but had
some vague notion of impalement. I looked it up. It means being blown up with
your own bomb [like a sapper might], and the root word is the Latin Peditum,
which means to break wind. Isn't life great!)

	I sped read (spead red? spud rude? spurred dude? Nevah mine) troo parts
of HER note.

I'm Sorry.    Gomen nasai.   Mea Culpa.  And similar sentiments in languages
too numerous to mention. It'll never happen again. I feel just awful. Maybe
I'll lie down for a moment.

Mike JN
2.221PSCOOKIE::MJOHNSTONWON MAN ISS NO TOO BLAM! YUO AR!!Thu Mar 22 1990 13:2112
2.222BOSOX::TIMMONSI'm a Pepere!Thu Mar 22 1990 13:3711
    Re .220, Ha ha ha ha.  Hoist your petard, men, they've got us
    surrounded!  Didn't John Wayne say that once?
    
    Mike, you had me rolling on that one.  Here's a peditum for ya,
    PPPPPPPPPHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTT!  :*)
    
    "Lee, did you step on another frog?"  "Honest, honey, it was one
    of them peditums.  I got petarded."  Sounds great!!  Think I'll
    use it the next time I eat Brussel Sprouts.  :*)
    
    Lee
2.223JULIET::MAY_BRWimp football rules!Thu Mar 22 1990 13:415
    
    I thought hoisting Petard is what the Romulans want to do on the
    new Star Trek.
    
    Bruce
2.224SASE::SZABOChannel Z, all static, all day, forever!Thu Mar 22 1990 14:096
    lEe, please don't eat Brussel Sprouts for supper the night before the
    Patriots Days Red Sox game........
    
    Hope this helps.  It better!  :-)
    
    H'awk
2.225FSHQA1::AWASKOMThu Mar 22 1990 14:169
    Well, ummmm, somehow I've never particularly attracted nicknames.
    So I ain't got any to plug in.
    
    And I'm rollward over the responses to the intro.  Thanks for making
    me feel welcome.
    
    Alison
    
    
2.226How's 'bout we call ya "Al"? :-) SASE::SZABOChannel Z, all static, all day, forever!Thu Mar 22 1990 14:261
    
2.227CAM::WAYAnd death shall have no dominionThu Mar 22 1990 14:3017
A petard was a kind of bomb that you literally used to hoist up
on a tripod like device to the middle of a door.  (Nowadays they
just use plastique).

Anyway, to be hoisted on your own petard was like having the sappers
in Nam turn your Claymores around on you.  Not a fun way to go.

No, Howdy (Doody)(tm) was simply some free association on my part,
in my greeting to Alison.

And, because I feel like the President of the Animal House fraternity
(who gave out secret names)  I'll dub Alison "AJ"
Why?  Why not...

If you don't like it Alison, feel free to complain...

'Saw
2.228CAM::WAYAnd death shall have no dominionThu Mar 22 1990 14:4612
2.229MILKWY::SLABOUNTYHeavy_Metal power - 240 watts!!Thu Mar 22 1990 15:3512
    
    	I'll make it official and sign in:
    
    	Shawn Labounty
    	FXO/26
    	MILKWY::SLABOUNTY
    
    	I own half of a pool table (a friend and I pay for it), and
    	I like baseball, frisbee, and tennis as well.
    
    							GTI
    
2.230CAM::WAYAnd death shall have no dominionThu Mar 22 1990 15:517
2.231FharverWHAT?????????????????????????????????????LEVERS::STROUTthe last day of our acquaintance...Thu Mar 22 1990 15:520
2.232SASE::SZABOChannel Z, all static, all day, forever!Thu Mar 22 1990 16:3218
    Fahrvergnugen (pronounced far-fair-gnu-ghen)- Description of a
    pleasurable sensation experienced when a car and it's driver are in
    mutual harmony; A unique driving experience; Pleasure; Satisfaction; A
    feeling experienced by Volkswagon drivers.
    
    I own a VW and I'll tell ya, having a fahrvergnugen is incredible. 
    Ever since my first fahrvergnugen, I cain't get enough.  Now, I must 
    have at least 1 fahrvergnugen per day!  The best fahrvergnugen I've had
    so far was with this blonde yuppie woman in her Beemer on 495.  Ever
    since that fahrvergnugen, I never leave home without a box of tissues!
    I'm waiting for my first multiple fahrvergnugen which, I believe, I'll
    should be experiencing in a matter of days.  I've heard that it takes
    time to build up to multiple fahrvergnugens.  Maybe I'll run into that
    yuppie Beemer blonde again......
    
    :-)
    
    H'awk
2.233COOKIE::MJOHNSTONWON MAN ISS NO TOO BLAM! YUO AR!!Thu Mar 22 1990 16:446

I notice there are two G spots in Fahrvergnugen

Veddy Intedestingggg
Mike JN
2.234CAM::WAYAnd death shall have no dominionThu Mar 22 1990 16:4813
2.235MCIS1::DHAMELIs Nothing Sacred?Thu Mar 22 1990 16:4810
    
    re: .232
    
    HAHAHAHAHAH! (tm) al cote, all rights reserved.
    
    Hawk, you must have used the 'cut and paste' to use that f-word
    that many times!
    
    -Dick
    
2.236Us non-technoweenies don't know g-spots!SASE::SZABOChannel Z, all static, all day, forever!Thu Mar 22 1990 17:281
    
2.238MILKWY::SLABOUNTYHeavy_Metal power - 240 watts!!Thu Mar 22 1990 17:3118
    
    	RE: Frank
    
    	I've been using GTI as a sign-off for a long time now, al-
    	though maybe not in this conference.  I guess I'll stand-
    	ardize and use it everywhere.
    
    	Yes, I have an "F-mobile" [8^)] ... GTI 16V.
    
    	RE: Sean
    
    	I saw you use "Fahrvergnugen" over in H_M, and I was wonder-
    	ing where you got it from.  I guess I just figured it out.
    
    	8^)
    
    							GTI
    
2.239gotta get the basic down!LEVERS::STROUTthe last day of our acquaintance...Thu Mar 22 1990 17:354
    	yep shawn, PF1's got a new meaning in life.. 8^)  BTW, are you
    a Detroit Pisston's fan or a real sports fan?? 8^)
    
    sean
2.240VAXWRK::NEEDLEThu Mar 22 1990 19:490
2.241SASE::SZABOHave you had your fahrvergnugen today?Fri Mar 23 1990 09:472
    
    
2.242Now ist da time on Shhprocket ver vee tance...CAM::WAYAnd death shall have no dominionFri Mar 23 1990 10:0212
2.243SASE::SZABOHave you had your fahrvergnugen today?Fri Mar 23 1990 10:1411
2.244LEVERS::STROUTFri Mar 23 1990 10:580
2.245MILKWY::SLABOUNTYHeavy_Metal power - 240 watts!!Fri Mar 23 1990 11:1212
    
    	You're all a bunch of looneys!!
    
    	8^)
    
    	RE: Sean
    
    	I don't watch basketball, but I'd root for the Celtics if
    	faced with the choice.
    
    							GTI
    
2.246PNO::HEISERsave a tree, go CDFri Mar 23 1990 11:245
2.247DASXPS::TIMMONSI'm a Pepere!Fri Mar 23 1990 15:515
    Hawk, are them G spots like them brown spots?
    
    Do G spots in your shorts cause irritations or farfrignewtons?
    
    Lee
2.248ACTING::MACGREGORFri Mar 23 1990 15:554
    Fig Newtons - a cookie (like) sandwich with figs in the center
    Farfrignewtons - The fruit fig newtons that are "FAR OUT"
    
    The Wizard
2.249LEVERS::STROUTFri Mar 23 1990 15:564
    
    	Rollward Wiz!!!! HAHAHAHA
    
    8^)
2.250SASE::SZABOFri Mar 23 1990 16:168
2.251CUJO::JOHNSTONDen he slapped his haid CLEAN off!Fri Mar 23 1990 19:278
2.252SASE::SZABOMon Mar 26 1990 11:289
2.253CAM::WAYAnd death shall have no dominionMon Mar 26 1990 12:305
Hi,

I'm Ted Theodore Preston...

Be Excellent to each other.  Party on dudes!
2.254MILKWY::SLABOUNTYHeavy_Metal power - 240 watts!!Mon Mar 26 1990 14:028
    
    	RE: Hawk
    
    	There's a list of all the "compose" characters in the VT220
    	or VT240 user's manual.
    
    							GTI
    
2.255I feel like...........a Hallmark card! :-) SASE::SZABOMon Mar 26 1990 14:3113
2.256VAXWRK::NEEDLETue Mar 27 1990 01:3940
2.257SASE::SZABOTue Mar 27 1990 10:586
2.258Party on dudes...CAM::WAYBe excellent to each otherTue Mar 27 1990 14:384
I think that Jeff might have just plain worn out his compose 
character key.....8^)

Chainsaw
2.259BOSOX::TIMMONSI'm a Pepere!Thu Apr 12 1990 09:4612
    Time for an update:
    
    I'm now at the NSO site in Salem, N.H.  Same node address, but my
    phone is now 285-2887.
    
    I'm gonna be here for awhile, I guess.  My former group is being
    disbanded and a few of us will end up here, while the remainder
    (hopefully) will remain at Dascomb Road, Andover.  I say hopefully,
    cause no one knows how many are going to be placed, and if any are
    surplus.
    
    Lee
2.260One if by land, three if by VAX...YUPPY::STRAGEDenihcaM ruoY nI renosirP AMon Apr 23 1990 11:0626
    I suppose its time...
    
    David M. Strage
    Customer Services
    Marketing Manager
    Finance DCC - Europe
    
            (Well that's what it says on my Business Card!!)
                        
    DTN (7-847-5727)  @HHL   (Enterprise House, London, England)
    
    An ex-pat, struggling to keep up with US Sports news and views.
    The best I can do is the International Herald Tribune (but it's
    a day late with scores).  TV in Britland specializes in Snooker,
    Cricket and Darts (I'm serious).  So the SPORTS CONFERENCE is my
    salvation.
    
    Favorite Team:  ARSENAL  (for there can be no other)
    		    Current League Champions - until Liverpool get it
    		    back next week!!
                           
    
    Respectfully submitted,
    
    Puddle Jumper  (aka PJ)
    
2.261CAM::WAYGuest Host on The Nude Talk ShowMon Apr 23 1990 12:0212
Welcome aboard PJ... (who says 'pool fans can't be sociable to
Arsenal fans? 8^))

I think the Reds will get it back.  Haven't seen the tables but I 
know that Liverpool has a couple games in hand...

If I ever get over that way, we'll have to get to a match, and you
can let me buy you an ale afterwards...

Meantime,
Go Liverpool!!! ;^)
'Saw
2.262Arsenal...soon to be ex-Champions!YUPPY::STRAGEDenihcaM ruoY nI renosirP AFri Apr 27 1990 06:3333
    You're on, 'Saw....
    
    Next time you're in Britland, we'll see a real 'football' game (i.e.
    with a round ball!!).   And I'll be sure to take you up on that
    pint of ale!!
    
    With two weeks of the season to go, the tables look like this:
    
    			P	W	T	L	Pts
    Liverpool           35	20	10	5	70
    Aston Villa		36	21	5	10	68
    Tottenham		36	18	6	12	60
    Everton		36	17	7	12	58
    Arsenal		35	16	7	12	55
    Chelsea		36	14	12	10	54
    Others....
    
    
    Arsenal were challenging until two weeks ago.  Since then they have
    repeatedly fallen at the final fences.  They lost 1-0 to Aston Villa
    at home to a goal 5 minutes before the final whistle after dominating
    the entire game.  They let Liverpool score with 4 minutes left in
    a game to tie 1-1, and were beaten by Chelsea 1-0 in another game
    that they dominated.  (Before you say it, I'm well aware that if
    we could score some goals earlier in the game, we would be bothered
    by the last minute antics of our opponents!!)  Anyway, since these
    three dreadful games,  the team has given up and were recently beaten
    by lowly Luton Town 2-0.  I guess there is always next season.
    
    And Liverpool,  a great team but....give someone else a
    chance...PLEASE!
    
    Regards,   PJ
2.263CAM::WAYA fool's bolt is soon shotFri Apr 27 1990 11:0912
2.264LEVERS::STROUTno hero in your tragedy...Fri May 25 1990 10:535
    	Well..  I'm leaving for a year (back to school!).  I'd justed
    like to take this oppurtunity to thank all the freakin' lunatics
    and SPORTS noters for some great times.  later, dudes!
    
    sean
2.265High FiveMCIS1::DHAMELBruins, Pats, Red Sox, BridesmaidsFri May 25 1990 10:565
    
    Take care, baby.  Best of luck.
    
    Dickster
    
2.266PFSVAX::JACOBJunkfergnotenerFri May 25 1990 11:089
    Good Luck!!!!!!!!
    
    I thought of going back to school but the thought of finishing 9th
    grade scares me.
    
    
    JaKe
    
    
2.267BUILD::MORGANFri May 25 1990 11:151
    Take care, Sean.  Good luck with the books and give us a call sometime!
2.268Fare Thee Well !CURRNT::ROWELLWWhats in a (personal) name ?Fri May 25 1990 11:268
    Sean,
    
    I bet you got some great Ideas for mean games to play in your
    dinner times, from the Nostalgia Topic !
    
    Good Luck from the U.K.,
    
    Wayne
2.269Congrats!SASE::SZABOFri May 25 1990 11:388
2.270Go in peace, my son, to love the babes and PARTY!!!CAM::WAYPhilosophize with him...Fri May 25 1990 11:4032
2.271VAXWRK::NEEDLEFri May 25 1990 12:067
If you find yourself on the net somewhere, feel free to send an occasional
note.  I'll be happy to post it for you and then we can abuse you and you'll
never know it.

Best of luck.  Come back to DEC when you is edoocated.

j.
2.274BOSOX::TIMMONSI'm a Pepere!Fri May 25 1990 12:396
    Sean, best of luck.  Keep your eye to the grindstone, your nose
    to the wheel, your shoulder on the prize, and all them other sayings.
    
    Best of luck
    
    Lee
2.275exCSC32::J_HERNANDEZKI, CC, EM, SS, are hang'in Fri May 25 1990 12:5611
    Yo collegeboy, 
    
    Always spewy out mucho facks and dastistics when dealing wif the
    sorority babes. Day is impresseded e-z and maybe you can even score a
    hole-in-one. (Indoor golf TAKE THE SHOT BAY-BE!!!)
    
    Best of luck, 
    
    the devil dog
    
    p.s. They can send you to college but they can't make you think!!!
2.276RIPPLE::DEVLIN_JOVikings,Broncos,Duke,BruinsFri May 25 1990 13:3622
    Sean,
    
    Good Luck Baby - remember:  Patrick Ewing is better than Akeem.
     Repeat that every day ;-)
    
    Graduuuate and wear sumthang funny on your mortarboard.   Why do
    they call it mortarboard anyway?  Is that what they make mortar
    of?  And why do you have to move your tassle from one side to the
    other after getting your diploma?  What happens if you do  it too
    soon?  Do you get in trouble for inpersonating a graduate?  why
    do they call Dorms dorms, but frats frats houses, but apartments
    simply apartments?  You can have a dorm in an apartment house, and
    a frat in an apartment house, and why do they call it an apartment
    house?  Is an apartment a house, or is a house an apartment.  And
    where does Frat come in?   why are college girls called coeds? 
    Aren't guys coeds too?  and if they aren't, are they simply eds?
    
    Sean, these are the questions you must find an answer too.   Read
    some good books - take gut courses.  Get ready for Dec.  Confuse
    your friends and profs alike.
    
    JD
2.277I want to go back to collej. Sigh.VAXWRK::NEEDLEFri May 25 1990 13:520
2.278Real purpose of college -> the pursuit of Titles & Acquisitions!SASE::SZABOFri May 25 1990 13:541
    
2.279GENRAL::WADEGo Broons!Fri May 25 1990 13:576
    SeanBO,
    
    	Above all......... "Y = 0" and "JoJ is a heiny hole"
    	are always constants.  
    
    Claybone
2.280y'all come back now! ya hear?UPWARD::HEISERgive me 7 pillars of wisdomFri May 25 1990 14:371
    
2.281LEVERS::STROUTno hero in your tragedy...Fri May 25 1990 15:4612
    	Man, all that was soo bootifull...  
    
    	I'm off to be debadged, deaccounted, depersonalized, and 
    	dehumanized in standard dec style (including a seductive
    	strip search conducted by two luscious blondes ready to carve
    	a woodie! 8^)
    	
    	Everyone have a righteous memorial day weekend and beyond!
    
    	Live for today BABY! 
    
    	sean
2.282CAM::WAYPhilosophize with him...Fri May 25 1990 16:293
He was a man, that,
taken all in all,
I will not know the like of again...
2.283CSC32::J_HERNANDEZKI, CC, EM, SS, are hang'in Fri May 25 1990 18:001
    a lacquered woodie?
2.284Congrats!!CSC32::GL_JOHNSONTodays Tom Sawyer mean,mean prideFri May 25 1990 18:1811
    Sean,
    
    	Just be sure to keep your priorities straight:
    
    
        Beer, Babes, and Books. In that order! :-)
    
    	Seriously best wishes and good luck.
    
    	         	Glen J._who_is_still_working_on_getting_his_degree.
      
2.285< Hi I'm new >TRCO01::AHMEDThu Jun 07 1990 17:2125
    
    
    Nadeem Ahmed
    
    Software Specialist, TRC (Toronto)
    
    I reacently graduated from School so I love Canadian Univ. Basketball.
    
    Fave Teams:  BIG BIG Lakers fan, ,Michigan State and UCLA (Magic
    & Jabbar), Houston Oilers( Moon played in Canada), Giants.
    
    Hate: Hockey (lived in Canada all my life and still can't skate),
    CelTICKS.
    
    I am originally from Sudbury, Ont. Home of Alex Bauman and Eli
    Pasquali. Went to Univ. of Waterloo.( Best Basketball fans in Canada)
    and now live in Toronto (Hope to get '96 Olympic Games)
    
    Thats it for my life.
    
    
    See you around the Conference,
    
    
    Nadeem
2.286MAMTS1::DMCKINNONListen,but don't adviseFri Jun 15 1990 18:2818
    DENNIS MCKINNON
    Working in Fairfax, Va.
    
    Mostly a read only but getting the itch to write.
    
    
    LIkes: Celtics, Bruins, Golf, TEN Pin Bowling (Candle pin is for wimps)
           Red Sox off and on Orioles a little and the hopes of landing a
           National League Baseball franchise in Washinton D.C. or Northern
           Virginia.
    
           No sure who I like in football... I tend to lean towards the
    Giants. I just like a good football game.
    
    Dislikes: YANKEES!!!!!!!!! 	Not even worth being called a rivalry with
    the Sox anymore. WWF ( all phoney bs) and Boxing....
    
    Dennis
2.287CAM::WAYTerminate with extreme prejudiceMon Jun 18 1990 10:508
>    Mostly a read only but getting the itch to write.
                            ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^


Dennis,  I'd recommend Micatin.  Step up to the "Mike".  It really works!

many 8^),
'Saw
2.288GRANPA::DMCKINNONLET'S JUST DO ITWed Jun 20 1990 14:135
    I thought junk noting was the cure for writing itch... oh well
    
    Micaten it is... ;^{)
    
    Dennis
2.289Another intro6122::RICHARDWed Jun 27 1990 13:4718
    Hello.  I've been reading through this conference for the past few
    weeks and finally decided to write in to it.  I'm Tom Richard and I
    work in Maynard.  I'm only working here for the summer as I have to go back
    to school in the fall.
    
    Likes: Most sports, especially college hoops and football, and H.S. hockey.
           Steelers, Celtics, Syracuse basketball. Crew.
    
    Dislikes: Detroit Pistons,  Philadelphia teams, NY Mets, TV Golf and
           Tennis. 
           Princeton, Cornell, Harvard, and Yale Crews.
    
    
    Current member of University of Pennsylvania's Lightweight Varsity Crew 
    
    This is a pretty fun conference to read through, I'm glad I found it.
           
    
2.290CAM::WAYSnakebitWed Jun 27 1990 13:576
Hi Tom --

Welcome aboard.  Oh yeah, you'd better watch out... before ya know
it they'll be tellin' ya that Crew ain't a sport ;^) :^) ;^)

Chainsaw
2.291MCIS1::DHAMELHelp cure P-name writers blockWed Jun 27 1990 14:015
    
    Welcome to the motley crew.  Mind if we call you "scull?"
    
    Dickster
    
2.292FSHQA2::JRODOPOULOSWed Jun 27 1990 14:211
    Why not "Lightweight" ?  He did refer to himself as such.:):):)
2.293RONALD::VENDERWed Jun 27 1990 14:285
    Thanks for the quick welcome.  Actually, I kind of like the sound of
    "scull", but you can call me anything you want, just leave my mother
    out of this(--just kidding).
    
    Tom/Scull
2.294VAXWRK::NEEDLEMoney talks. Mine says &quot;Good-Bye!&quot;Wed Jun 27 1990 15:004
>>    Current member of University of Pennsylvania's Lightweight Varsity Crew 

Well, you're certainly welcome here since one of the moderators used to row
Penn lightweight.  Stan still coaching?
2.295CAM::WAYSnakebitWed Jun 27 1990 15:168
2.296COBRA::DINSMOREMadonna and ASICS.. A WINNING COMBOWed Jun 27 1990 15:182
    i really wish they would play the Canadian national anthem tonight.
    
2.297Bergman and Leonard are both still there6122::RICHARDWed Jun 27 1990 16:506
    re .294
    
    I didn't know that there were any rowers out there.  Are there any
    topics that are concerned with rowing ( I haven't seen any)?
    
    Tom
2.298None in this incarnation of SPORTS. Go ahead and start one.VAXWRK::NEEDLEMoney talks. Mine says &quot;Good-Bye!&quot;Wed Jun 27 1990 18:340
2.299Needle? A lightweight?AXIS::ROBICHAUDThe BOSS is BACK!Thu Jun 28 1990 10:101
    
2.300It was 12 years ago, /Don :-).VAXWRK::NEEDLEMoney talks. Mine says &quot;Good-Bye!&quot;Thu Jun 28 1990 10:450
2.301Oh, and he gets a 5.8 from the Russian judge..YUPPY::STRAGEDDopey did a penguin!!!Fri Jun 29 1990 06:3013
    re: .295
    
 >> you can enter the Bleacher Baffroom Olympics in the Two-Man Scull    <<
 >> or whatever you call it...Oh I know, the Uncoxed Pairs...that's it.. <<
                                                                           
    "Uncoxed Pairs".....                         
    
    Is that anything like "Synchronised Swimming for Eunuchs" ????   
                           (Also known as "Simultaneous Drowning")       
    
    PJ                     
    Perhaps this is the sport(?) that Bruce plays???  How about it BOSS??
                                                                           
2.302MCIS1::DHAMELWild animals exempt: No gnu taxes!Fri Jun 29 1990 11:083
    
    Uh-oh.  I see it's going to be one of *those* Fridays.
    
2.303MCIS1::DHAMELWild animals exempt: No gnu taxes!Fri Jun 29 1990 11:124
    
    Tom Richard rows over Niagara Falls; suffers fractured scull.  Film
    and highlights at 11.
    
2.304JULIET::MAY_BRAlda, quiche, dockers, soccerFri Jun 29 1990 20:398
    re .301
    
    Why does Yuppy::Straged seem to have such an interest in my private
    parts?  I thought when I moved from SF to Phoenix I'd be seeing
    less of that.  
    
    
    Bruce
2.305New to you.SHRFAC::HUNTERSun Jul 01 1990 04:1038
     
    This is my first time reading ths confernce, looks like fun,think
    I'll jump in here.  
     
     Favorite sports teams.
     
    Football: steelers all the way!
    basketball: portland trailblazers!
    Baseball: Go Yanks!!!
    
    Favorite atheletes in the big 3.
     
    Football: Eric Dickerson. Best running back ever? Could be!
    Basketball: Clyde Drexler, Portland Trailblazers. Underated, better
    all round plyer than Jordan.
    baseball: Never mind the attitude problem, Canseco is a monster!
    
    As far as college sports are concerned, in basketball I root for
    Syracuse(Became a big SU fan back in '83 when they signed my
    main man Pearl Washington.) As far as football is concerned I"m
    sought of indifferent.
    
     Teams I dislike.
                     
    any taem from Boston,that includes the Patriots.
    THe lakers. 
    The pistons.
    The cowboys. Although I'm really starting to enjoy watching them
    suffer!
    The New York Giants(most boring team in the N.F.L)
    THe 49er's.
    
     I work in Shrewsbury, MA. I'm in Security.          
    
                                                     malik hunter
                         
                              
    
2.306MCIS1::DHAMELSalamanders exempt: no newt taxesMon Jul 02 1990 11:056
    
    Welcome Malek.  How 'bout them Damn Yanks and their no-hitter?  What
    a team!  Se ya in the Red Sox/Damn Yankees Rivalry note. 8^)
    
    Dickster
    
2.307MCIS1::DHAMELSalamanders exempt: no newt taxesMon Jul 02 1990 11:076
    
    P.S.  Sorry 'bout misspelling yer name, Malik.  I hate it when that
    happens.
    
    Dixter
    
2.308DASXPS::TIMMONSI'm a Pepere!Thu Jul 05 1990 09:023
    Hey Jeff, when are you getting married?
    
    Lee
2.309Are the ushers wearing beach balls on their head?AXIS::ROBICHAUDGeorgeForeman-NextHEAVYweightChampThu Jul 05 1990 09:471
    
2.310Ninjas Rule the NightFSHQA2::JHENDRYJohn Hendry, DTN 292-2170Thu Jul 05 1990 10:173
    I've been asked to prepare the beachballs for the ushers.
    
    John
2.311October. Exact date and place withheld until after wedding.VAXWRK::NEEDLEMoney talks. Mine says &quot;Good-Bye!&quot;Thu Jul 05 1990 20:300
2.312DECXPS::TIMMONSI'm a Pepere!Fri Jul 06 1990 10:1711
    Let's start a pool on the date.  I'd pick Halloween, but it's on
    a Wednesday, so I'll go with Oct 26th, a Friday.
    
    Jeff, will you have anyone there checking that you don't have a
    sticker on your back?
    
    Who's your best man, Bob Stanley?  He'd be a good source for busted
    beach filberts.  Of course, most noters in here would be a good source
    for busted filberts, the plain variety.
    
    Lee
2.313MCIS1::DHAMELWhatcha doin'? Oh, noting much.Fri Jul 06 1990 11:1512
    
    I'll say late October also, since Jeff wouldn't want to chance missing
    the Sox win the World Series.  Imagine the Sox in the seventh game,
    and Jeff standing at the head of the church with a Sony Walkman
    strapped on?  "I do....AWRIGHT!!!! DEWEY HITS ONE!!!!...Oops, sorry
    preacher, what were you saying?"
    
    Let's face it.  The Sox will win the series once in our lifetimes,
    if we are lucky.  You can always get married again.
    
    Dickster
    
2.314PFSVAX::JACOBSET HIDDEN police are on YOUR trail!!Fri Jul 06 1990 12:245
    Check for the "HELP ME" on the bottom of the shoes too!!!!
    
    
    JaKe
    
2.315Lucky 13. What do I win?CRBOSS::DERRYQuit bawlin' you little brat!Mon Jul 09 1990 08:401
    
2.316CAM::WAYCause I'm a confidence man!Mon Jul 09 1990 12:1510
Well, I could call in a lot of the IOU's that are owed me
from people in high places.  

If I have to, I can usually find out pretty much *anything* about
*anybody*, and usually fairly inexpensively.

Assuming I call in some markers, and obtain the date, time and place,
what would you all be willing to give me for that info?

'Saw
2.317But I won't guarantee they'll work as intended! :-) SASE::SZABOMon Jul 09 1990 12:569
2.318CAM::WAYCause I'm a confidence man!Mon Jul 09 1990 13:3412
Hawk, 

You might wanna save those and give them to Jeff for a weddin' present.

What I'm tryin' to ascertain is when and where he's tying the knot....

Now, wouldn't it be fun to crash our esteemed Moderator's wedding?
A true SPORTS bar at the reception?  

Oh, tis a consumation devoutly to be wished...

'Saw
2.319Oh boy, that sounds like great fun! Let's do it! :-) SASE::SZABOMon Jul 09 1990 13:441
    
2.320FSHQA2::AWASKOMMon Jul 09 1990 14:2210
    Guys, guys,......
    
    You want the time, date and place of the wedding so that you can plan
    (and hopefully execute) the appropriate Sprots Bachedlor's Pahty the
    evening previous.  
    
    Jest be sure he gets to the church able to stand and make the
    appropriate responses, OK?
    
    A&W
2.321SASE::SZABOMon Jul 09 1990 14:253
2.322For the diligent, there are enough clues on the net.VAXWRK::NEEDLEMoney talks. Mine says &quot;Good-Bye!&quot;Mon Jul 09 1990 15:310
2.323SASE::SZABOMon Jul 09 1990 16:016
2.324QUASER::JOHNSTONLegitimateSportingPurpose?E.S.A.D.!Wed Jul 11 1990 14:389
   Jeff,

   On behalf of JoJ, I'd like to be the first to offer HUGE Congrats to
   the Bride ( as well as any bridesmaids and Maids of Honor who might
   happen to be in the area ). Should any of these young Pookies start
   pining for the fjords, and need a little cheering up, I would be more
   than willing to help out.

   Mike JN
2.325DECXPS::TIMMONSI'm a Pepere!Fri Jul 13 1990 08:435
    Jeff, since I know you, I'd like to be the first to offer HUGE
    condolences to the Bride (as well as any women who happen to be
    within a 5 mile radius).  :*)
    
    Lee
2.327VAXWRK::NEEDLEMoney talks. Mine says &quot;Good-Bye!&quot;Fri Jul 13 1990 13:1010
>>    Jeff, will the minister allow you to walk down the aisle with a
>>    cold one?  If not, I'll believe you're getting married when I see
>>    it.

That's why we're going with a JP, Mark :-).  And Lee, she really does seem to
like me.  I guess there's no accounting for taste.

Maybe we should start a new note for this :-).

j.
2.328How ya garn???SNOC02::CASEYS N O V 2 0 :: C A S E Y --&gt; *8-)Mon Jul 23 1990 17:2220
    Gidday!
    
    My name is Don Casey and I work at Digital's downtown Melbourne office.
    For the uniniated, Melbourne is a city of 2-3 million people which is
    the capital of the state of Victoria which is in the South of mainland
    Australia. I dunnoo, but I suspect I might be the first Aussie to make
    it in here, which is a shame coz think of the hell we'd have raised
    when we won the Americas Cup from you guys way back when.
    
    As to sports, I played baseball when I was younger, also Aussie Rules
    Football till I was about 17-18. These days I cycle a bit ..tourer
    stuff y'know?
    
    Anyway, nice to meet you all.
    
    Don
    *8-)
    
    P.S. Special thanks to luvly Joann Barrows on WMOIS for leading me to
    the path of righteousness!!!! 
2.329CAM::WAYFor I intend to go in harm's wayMon Jul 23 1990 17:277
Welcome aboard Don.  We'll throw some shrimp on the barby and 
have a few Fosters for ya...

(Gawd, I'll bet everybody says that to you...)

Take it easy,
'Saw
2.330My favorite Aussie is here - finally!WMOIS::JBARROWSToo much is never enoughMon Jul 23 1990 17:277
    Don,
    
    Glad to see ya, at this rate your never gonna get any sleep!
    
    Later mate,
    
    Joann
2.331FSHQA2::JHENDRYJohn Hendry, DTN 292-2170Mon Jul 23 1990 17:3122
    Don,
    
    Welcome.  I don't think SPORTS was around back in 1983 but if it was,
    most of us probably would have been rooting for Australia to win the
    America's Cup that year.  In fact, I think most of the US except for
    the New York Yacht Club and the Newport, RI area were probably rooting
    for Australia.  The NYYC was and is seen as a bunch of stuffed shirted
    old farts who didn't run the America's Cup in a fair and sporting
    manner and was perfectly happy to keep the sport moored in the 1920s. 
    They didn't even have an organized set of match races to choose a
    defender, their method was extremely haphazard.  Of all the teams
    trying to challenge for the Cup when it was held in Australia, they
    were the only team I was cheering against because it would just end up
    being more of the same.  The only way they can ever defend for the Cup
    again is for the US to lose it and then for a NYYC organized team to
    challenge for it and win.
    
    I really don't care where the Cup ends up in the future as long as it's
    raced in an exciting venue (such as off Freemantle) and as long as the
    NYYC is never the defender again.
    
    John
2.332SNOC02::CASEYS N O V 2 0 :: C A S E Y --&gt; *8-)Mon Jul 23 1990 17:3811
    Re .329
    
    YES!!! You are SO right!! 
    
    Don
    *8-)
    
    P.S. I work only about 0.25 miles from Carlton and United Breweries,
    the owners of Fosters Lager. They make a whole range of bers you don't
    see there. My personal favourite is "Redback" though ..hails from West
    Australia.
2.333Such a nice bunch o' blokes in 'ere!SNOC02::CASEYS N O V 2 0 :: C A S E Y --&gt; *8-)Mon Jul 23 1990 17:4316
    Re .330
    
    ...Joann.. *8-) ... such a nice lady.
    
    Re .331 John.. I can see you and I are going to be mates! Pute 'er ther
    son! Wot'e said!!
    
    ..well, folks, I hate to be rude, but i really must head back to the
    cot here..it's only 5:47am ..Tuesday ..we're ahead of you guys and
    that's the way it has to stay fellas!!
    
    Alla best!!
    
    Don
    *8-)
    
2.334SASE::SZABOBreeder of Olympic Champions!Mon Jul 23 1990 17:489
2.335WMOIS::JBARROWSToo much is never enoughMon Jul 23 1990 17:511
    see Don, I told ya they was a colorful crew!!!!!!!
2.336CSC32::J_HERNANDEZSMASH THE PUMPKIN!!!!!! (tm)Mon Jul 23 1990 17:543
    Gidday, I'll throw a barbie on the ken for you and have a few Foster's.
    
    Devil dog
2.337CAM::WAYFor I intend to go in harm's wayMon Jul 23 1990 18:0218
Gawd, great minds think alike!!!


Other great things from Australia (besides Don)

	Midnight Oil.
	Fosters Lager
	Boomerangs
	Greg Norman
	Roos

And Don, if you get tired of everyone talking about shrimp on the
barby, well try this one:

	I'll toss a couple of steaks on the gas grill, and we'll
	have a couple of my own home brews...

'Saw	
2.338PARVAX::WARDLEImpeach Jim Florio...NOW!Mon Jul 23 1990 18:106
    I'm just glad to know someone that actually played Aussie Rules
    Football.
    
    I love that sport. 
    
    JoJ
2.339OY!!!!GENRAL::WADEDaddy,whyaretheangelsbowlingsoloud?Mon Jul 23 1990 18:171
    
2.340WMOIS::JBARROWSToo much is never enoughMon Jul 23 1990 18:266
    Don,
    
    Don't talk to JoJ about Aussie Rules Football -- he is closeminded!
    Justed look at Note 298.35!
    
    Joann
2.341Like Car Racing huh JOJRSST6::RIGGENBurley from bikingMon Jul 23 1990 18:345
I know why JoJ likes Aussie Rules Football. 

Lot's of great crashes and none of that wimpy pads and such.

Jeff
2.342QUASER::JOHNSTONLegitimateSportingPurpose?E.S.A.D.!Mon Jul 23 1990 19:3011
   Welcome aboard, Mate... `n G'day!

   You'll probably like it in here! Most Americans seem to have an
   affinity for the Aussies (and the Kiwis). [ The Brits just tolerate the
   both of us... think we're a bunch of bloody barbarians... don't cha
   know ]. When I was in the beloved Crotch (U.S.M.C.) we used to love to
   fight with the Aussies. No matter who won, you made some super friends,
   and quickly got down to the serious business of drinking and telling
   huge lies, and looking for Sheilas.

   Mike JN
2.343SNOC02::CASEYS N O V 2 0 :: C A S E Y --&gt; *8-)Tue Jul 24 1990 06:587
    Re .342
    
    Ahhh ..That was a beaut note too!! The truth is that we just plain get
    on better with the Americans... the poms are a bit aloof.
    
    Don
    *8-)
2.344SNOC02::CASEYS N O V 2 0 :: C A S E Y --&gt; *8-)Tue Jul 24 1990 07:008
    Re .340
    
    
    Yeah JoJ ... bit closed minded orright!!  With a bit o' luck his chooks
    will turn to emus and kick his dunny down!!
    
    Don
    *8-)
2.345Tie me kangaroo down, ::SPORTMCIS1::DHAMELIs Noting Sacred?Tue Jul 24 1990 10:525
    
    Is it true that boomerangs are making a comeback?
    
    Dickster
    
2.346CAM::WAYFor I intend to go in harm's wayTue Jul 24 1990 11:1214
I have a 'rang at home.

Bet most of you didn't know that 'rangs come in left and right
handed models.   They are a bitch to throw and get them to
come back to you.

What I've found is that it's entirely a finesse thing.  If you
throw it too hard, it ain't gonna work.  And it's best
to start on a non-windy day...

I'm gonna move some of this discussion to a new topic, so we
don't get in trouble for cluttering up the intro note....

'Saw
2.347BaltimoronGRANMA::PSHAFERVulture CapitalistTue Jul 24 1990 11:2930
    I've been reading this file awhile and thought it about time to
    introduce myself.
    
    Name:	Paula Shafer
    
    Job:	Edu. Instructor in Landover, Maryland
    
    Like:	Arnold Schwarzenegger
    		Baltimore Orioles
    		Arnold Schwarzenegger
    		Nebraska Cornhuskers
    		Arnold Schwarzenegger
    		Jogging
    		Arnold Schwarzenegger
    		Horse Racing
    		Arnold Schwarzenegger
    		Buffalo Bills
    		Arnold Schwarzenegger
    
    Dislike:	Toronto Blue Jays
    		Oklahoma Sooners
    		Men who wear their pants so low that they show "cleavage"
    
    
    
    PaulaSue
    
    
    
    PS Did I mention that I'm a fan of Arnold "I'll be back" S.?
2.348WMOIS::JBARROWSToo much is never enoughTue Jul 24 1990 11:447
    Paula,
    
    Welcome!!!!!
    
    The part about the cleavage was classic...and so true!!!!  8^)
    
    Wheel
2.349COBRA::DINSMOREthe Sex Trigger gene..Tue Jul 24 1990 11:456
    
    yea, and women never let them titles hang out right?
    
    ha..
    welcome abroad.. any  relation to peggy sue?
    
2.350WMOIS::JBARROWSToo much is never enoughTue Jul 24 1990 11:489
    yeah, so women let them titles hang out, but I ain't yet met a
    man who didn't like it!
    
    Was the welcome abroad a subconscious typo error?
     		    ^^^^^^
                           should it have been aboard?
    
    Just checking!
    
2.351greetings, and a pointer to another notesfileSTAR::YANKOWSKASPaul YankowskasTue Jul 24 1990 11:519
    re .347:
    
    Allright, another Orioles fan, welcome Paula!
    
    (You'll also want to check out the ASABET::BASEBALL notesfile, topic
    26; that's where most of the serious Orioles' talk takes place.)
    
                                           
    py
2.352COBRA::DINSMOREthe Sex Trigger gene..Tue Jul 24 1990 11:518
    
    
    it should be  aboard  sorry.. yea, this will go dwna rathole.
    so i wont go on about it..
    
    
    wildman
    
2.353CAM::WAYFor I intend to go in harm's wayTue Jul 24 1990 12:0415
re Men Who Show Cleavage (next on Geraldo?).....

cf the most triumphant and excellent skit from the original SNL,
with the late Gilda Radner as Lisa Lubner, Bill Murray as Todd DeLaMuca,
and Dan Ackroyd as the

		Refrigerator Repairman.

I truly almost peed my pants the first time I saw this skit, and
have almost done so on every subsequent viewing...


Welcome Paula.  As your hero would say, "Stick around".

'Saw
2.354CSC32::J_HERNANDEZSMASH THE PUMPKIN!!!!!! (tm)Tue Jul 24 1990 12:115
    Thats Lisa Loopner.
    
    
    
    u hab bin shclepped
2.355MCIS1::DHAMELAre your Sox folded and put away?Tue Jul 24 1990 12:156
    
    It's Arnold Snottsandbooger's wife who has all the looks in that
    family.  What melting eyes!
    
    Dickster
    
2.356CAM::WAYFor I intend to go in harm's wayTue Jul 24 1990 12:1920
Thanks Debil Dawg.  I was kind of zoning out while I was typing
and I knew it didn't look right, but I drew a BIIIIIGGGGGG blank
when I tried to think of how it should be spelled.

And, hey, all you noters out there.  Let that be a lesson to you.
Ingesting SPORTShrooms is not without it's side effects.  Sometimes
huge patches of your brain just kind of zone out on you....




                            /\          /\          /\
A healthy Brain:        ___/  \________/  \________/  \_____

A Brain on
SPORTShrooms:           ____________________________________


'Saw

2.357GENRAL::WADEMama,trains,trucks,rain,prison,gettin'drunkTue Jul 24 1990 13:488
    
    Hey Hey Paula,
    
    	Your firsted note and you're going to get a *tm*.......
    
    	Anal Cleavage(tm)
    
    Claybone  ;^)
2.358YUPPY::STRAGEDMy other computer is an IBMTue Jul 24 1990 15:2218
    Welcome to Don and PaulaSue from the Land of the Poms....
    	(although as an ex-pat, I'm just passing through..)
    
    Don, 
    	What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?????
    
     
    	Answer:   A stick
    
    
    
    
    and PaulaSue,
    	Didn't you know that cleavage is a man's 'breast' friend???
    
    
    PJ  (who has lots of friends) 
    
2.359PNO::HEISERlast dazeTue Jul 24 1990 15:273
    re: refrigerator repairman
    
    "Just Say No to Crack!"
2.360Tan me 'ide when I died, Clyde..SNOC02::CASEYS N O V 2 0 :: C A S E Y --&gt; *8-)Tue Jul 24 1990 16:3810
    Re .345
    
    YEP!! Boomerangs are making a comeback, but in the form of a
    boomerang-shaped cardboard plane which a child can throw and it always
    returns..!
    
    Boomerangs have always been a grand favourite Down Under.
    
    Don
    *8-)
2.362Mark, congrats!GENRAL::WADEMama,trains,trucks,rain,prison,gettin'drunkTue Jul 24 1990 17:091
    
2.363Play yer Didgeriedoo, BlueMCIS1::DHAMELAre your Sox folded and put away?Tue Jul 24 1990 17:5514
    
    "Tan me hide when I'm dead, Fred.
     Tan me hide when I'm dead."
    
    "So we tanned his hide when he died, Clyde,
     And 'at's it hangin' on the shed."
    
    "Altogether now...."
    
    Rolf Harris was better than Elvis, the Scorpions, and Vaughn Monroe
    all put together.
    
    Dickster
    
2.364CAM::WAYFor I intend to go in harm's wayTue Jul 24 1990 18:378
Dickster, you can't forget that other Aussie folk song,
Waltzin' Matilda.  Learned that in elementary school, with 
all those Aussie words like Billabong and stuff like that...

Gawd, I'm cravin' a Fosters...have ta hit the packy on the
way home, and suck some down after my run....

'Saw
2.365WMOIS::JBARROWSWas it good for you too?Tue Jul 24 1990 18:382
    Geez 'Saw, after all that raving about homebrewing and your gonna
    hit the packey and buy some brewski?????
2.366MCIS1::DHAMELAre your Sox folded and put away?Tue Jul 24 1990 18:4517
    
    Anyone remember this other song?  I can't remember who sang it.
    
    REFRAIN:
       "My boomerang won't come back.
        My boomerang won't come back.
        I waved the thing all over the place;
        Practiced till I was blue* in the face;
        I'm a big disgrace to the Aboriginie race;
        My boomerang won't come back."
    
                             *The original word here was "black", but
                              I guess it was deemed offensive, taken
                              from airplay and re-edited.
    
    Dickster
    
2.367CAM::WAYFor I intend to go in harm's wayTue Jul 24 1990 19:079
re my buying beer....

Yeah, I like good beer.  I drink my homebrews a lot, but if I had
my own still and made my own whisky (which obviously is illegal),
I'd still buy Jack Daniels.

Fosters is good beer, especially when it comes in those oil cans.

'Saw
2.368'dem teachers are weirdASABET::CORBETTMike Corbett - 223-9889Wed Jul 25 1990 01:587

	Just why did they teach 'Waltzin Matilda'? I learned that one too.
And why did they teach us 'What do you do with a drunken sailor'?  Just
doesn't seem like something a 4th grader has to know.

mc
2.369SNOC02::CASEYS N O V 2 0 :: C A S E Y --&gt; *8-)Wed Jul 25 1990 05:4913
    Re .363
    
    Dickster,
    		Rolf Harris is also an accomplished artist and what's
    more..
    
    
    ..........he's still alive!!
    
    Don
    *8-)
    
    P.S. Not a well man though .. cancer? Unsure.
2.370SNOC02::CASEYS N O V 2 0 :: C A S E Y --&gt; *8-)Wed Jul 25 1990 05:547
    Re .366
    
    That song, "My Boomerang Won't Come Back", was recorded by the famous,
    diminutive English comedian, Charlie Drake.
    
    Don
    *8-)
2.371SNOC02::CASEYS N O V 2 0 :: C A S E Y --&gt; *8-)Wed Jul 25 1990 05:565
    Re .367  Fosters is GOOD! But wait'll ya try "Redback"!!
    
    Don
    *8-)
    
2.372BACK... by popular demand!SNOC02::CASEYS N O V 2 0 :: C A S E Y --&gt; *8-)Wed Jul 25 1990 08:0348
                               WALTZING MATILDA

                      by Andrew Barton "Banjo" Paterson


            Oh there once was a swagman camped in the billabongs,
                     Under the shade of a Coolibah tree;
              And he sang as he looked at the old billy boiling,
                  "Who'll come a-waltzing Matilda with me."

                 *Who'll come a-waltzing Mailda, my darling,
                   *Who'll come a-waltzing Matilda with me.
                  *Waltzing Matilda and leading a water-bag,
                   *Who'll come a-waltzing Matilda with me.

                Up came the jumback to drink at the waterhole,
               Up jumped the swagman and grabbed him with glee;
              And he sang as he put him away in his tucker-back,
                  "You'll come a-waltzing Matilda with me."

                 *Who'll come a-waltzing Mailda, my darling,
                   *Who'll come a-waltzing Matilda with me.
                  *Waltzing Matilda and leading a water-bag,
                   *Who'll come a-waltzing Matilda with me.

               Up came the squatter a-riding his thoroughbred;
                     Up came policemen - one, two, three.
             "Whose is the jumbuck you've got in the tucker-bag?
                   You'll come a-waltzing Mailda with me."

                 *Who'll come a-waltzing Mailda, my darling,
                   *Who'll come a-waltzing Matilda with me.
                  *Waltzing Matilda and leading a water-bag,
                   *Who'll come a-waltzing Matilda with me.

              Up sprang the swagman and jumped in the waterhole.
                    Drowning himself by the Coolibah tree;
          And his voice can be heard as it sings in the billabongs,
                  "Who'll come a-waltzing Matilda with me."

                 *Who'll come a-waltzing Mailda, my darling,
                   *Who'll come a-waltzing Matilda with me.
                  *Waltzing Matilda and leading a water-bag,
                   *Who'll come a-waltzing Matilda with me.

                                *     *     *


2.373Introduction Note slips to all-time lowSHALOT::MEDVIDmuscle and hateWed Jul 25 1990 10:4123
    Can't believe I know this.
    
    More on the Boomerang song.  I think it went something like this:
    
    In the bad back lands of Australia
    many years ago
    the Aborigine tribe was having
    a really big pow-wow.
    
    "We got a lot o' trouble, chief
    on account o' your son Mac."
    "My boy Mac? Why what's wrong with him?"
    "My boomerang won't come back!"
    
    [Then they go through this chorus and bannish him from the tribe. Don't
    remember the verses to well except for when he meets a witch doctor and
    the doctor says....]
    
    "I know what your problem is
    and to you I'm gonna show it.
    If you want your boomerang to come back,
    first you gotta throw it!"
    
2.374FSHQA1::AWASKOMWed Jul 25 1990 10:5912
    The reason all of us got to learn Waltzing Matilda and Drunken Sailor
    (those verses which are reasonably clean, anyway) and the like in 3rd
    and 4th grade.......
    
    They are folk songs with historical significance, believe it or not,
    used to illustrate how different people in different places do
    different 'stuff', but still manage to have a good time.  And the music
    is easy to learn, like most folk music.
    
    Class dismissed :-)
    
    A&
2.375Is "99 Bottles" a folk song too? No wonder...... :-)SASE::SZABOGot nothing but hell to pay.Wed Jul 25 1990 11:031
    
2.376MCIS1::DHAMELBeat the heat: Note nakedWed Jul 25 1990 11:266
     I forget how "99 Bottles" goes, Hawk.
    
    Would you mind posting all the words for us?
    
    Dickster
    
2.377CAM::WAYFor I intend to go in harm's wayWed Jul 25 1990 12:2130
>     I forget how "99 Bottles" goes, Hawk.
>    
>    Would you mind posting all the words for us?
>    
>    Dickster

I can give you the technoweenie version...we do it in hex.


Also, to add to A&W's reason, music teachers also chose songs that
will develop children's sense of rhythm, and over a period of time,
help increase their vocal ranges, through more expansive melodies.

Plus, they're fun songs to act out with kids in the class.  Make 
something fun for a kid, and they tend to remember it and assimilate it.

Drunken Sailor, btw, was a sea chantey, and those songs were used by
sailors when they had to do hard work, like hauling up the anchor chain
and anchor.    

Anyone wanna post the words to "Tie Me Kangaroo Down".  (unless it's
copyrighted, and then you can mail them to me....)


Finally, I'll try Redback if I ever get down under.  I'm workin' on
it, but right now it looks a little slim.....

later,
'Saw

2.378Sure, here you go.VAXWRK::NEEDLEMoney talks. Mine says &quot;Good-Bye!&quot;Wed Jul 25 1990 13:31508
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38 bottles of beer on the wall

38 bottles of beer on the wall
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37 bottles of beer on the wall

37 bottles of beer on the wall
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36 bottles of beer on the wall

36 bottles of beer on the wall
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35 bottles of beer on the wall
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34 bottles of beer on the wall

34 bottles of beer on the wall
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33 bottles of beer on the wall

33 bottles of beer on the wall
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32 bottles of beer on the wall

32 bottles of beer on the wall
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30 bottles of beer on the wall

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28 bottles of beer on the wall

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27 bottles of beer on the wall

27 bottles of beer on the wall
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26 bottles of beer on the wall

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24 bottles of beer on the wall

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23 bottles of beer on the wall

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22 bottles of beer on the wall

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20 bottles of beer on the wall

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16 bottles of beer on the wall

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15 bottles of beer on the wall

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14 bottles of beer on the wall

14 bottles of beer on the wall
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13 bottles of beer on the wall

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12 bottles of beer on the wall

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11 bottles of beer on the wall

11 bottles of beer on the wall
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10 bottles of beer on the wall

10 bottles of beer on the wall
10 bottles of beer
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9 bottles of beer on the wall

9 bottles of beer on the wall
9 bottles of beer
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8 bottles of beer on the wall

8 bottles of beer on the wall
8 bottles of beer
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7 bottles of beer on the wall

7 bottles of beer on the wall
7 bottles of beer
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6 bottles of beer on the wall

6 bottles of beer on the wall
6 bottles of beer
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5 bottles of beer on the wall

5 bottles of beer on the wall
5 bottles of beer
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4 bottles of beer on the wall

4 bottles of beer on the wall
4 bottles of beer
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3 bottles of beer on the wall

3 bottles of beer on the wall
3 bottles of beer
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2 bottles of beer on the wall

2 bottles of beer on the wall
2 bottles of beer
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1 bottles of beer on the wall

1 bottle of beer on the wall
1 bottle of beer
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No bottles of beer on the wall

No bottles of beer on the wall
No bottles of beer
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-1 bottles of beer on the wall

-1 bottles of beer on the wall
-1 bottles of beer
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-2 bottles of beer on the wall

And so on...

;-).
2.379ha ha... too freakin' funny!CRBOSS::DERRYCooler than a Fridgidaire...Wed Jul 25 1990 13:401
    
2.380I can't believe I read the whole thing....FSHQA1::AWASKOMWed Jul 25 1990 13:413
    ......but I like the last verse best!
    
    A&W
2.381I didCNTROL::CHILDSand so castles made of sand...Wed Jul 25 1990 13:456
and how many of you sang along with it the bouncing scroll? ;^)

what memories brought a tear to my eyes....

mike
2.382MCIS1::DHAMELBeat the heat: Note nakedWed Jul 25 1990 13:4911
    
    Jesus, Jeff, I'm surprised at you.
    
    >     <oh goody, another shit note>
    
              ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    Correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't you drop this somewhere in a
    previous note?  8^))))))))))
    
    Dickster
    
2.383The Hexadecimal Technoweenie VersionCAM::WAYFor I intend to go in harm's wayWed Jul 25 1990 13:57510
63 bottles of beer on the wall
63 bottles of beer
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62 bottles of beer on the wall

62 bottles of beer on the wall
62 bottles of beer
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61 bottles of beer on the wall

61 bottles of beer on the wall
61 bottles of beer
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60 bottles of beer on the wall

60 bottles of beer on the wall
60 bottles of beer
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5F bottles of beer on the wall

5F bottles of beer on the wall
5F bottles of beer
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5E bottles of beer on the wall

5E bottles of beer on the wall
5E bottles of beer
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5D bottles of beer on the wall

5D bottles of beer on the wall
5D bottles of beer
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5C bottles of beer on the wall

5C bottles of beer on the wall
5C bottles of beer
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5B bottles of beer on the wall
5B bottles of beer
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5A bottles of beer on the wall
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59 bottles of beer on the wall

59 bottles of beer on the wall
59 bottles of beer
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58 bottles of beer on the wall

58 bottles of beer on the wall
58 bottles of beer
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57 bottles of beer on the wall

57 bottles of beer on the wall
57 bottles of beer
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56 bottles of beer on the wall

56 bottles of beer on the wall
56 bottles of beer
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55 bottles of beer on the wall

55 bottles of beer on the wall
55 bottles of beer
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54 bottles of beer on the wall

54 bottles of beer on the wall
54 bottles of beer
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53 bottles of beer on the wall

53 bottles of beer on the wall
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52 bottles of beer on the wall

52 bottles of beer on the wall
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51 bottles of beer on the wall

51 bottles of beer on the wall
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50 bottles of beer on the wall

50 bottles of beer on the wall
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48 bottles of beer on the wall

48 bottles of beer on the wall
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47 bottles of beer on the wall

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46 bottles of beer on the wall

46 bottles of beer on the wall
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45 bottles of beer on the wall

45 bottles of beer on the wall
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44 bottles of beer on the wall

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41 bottles of beer on the wall
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40 bottles of beer on the wall

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37 bottles of beer on the wall

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36 bottles of beer on the wall
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34 bottles of beer on the wall

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33 bottles of beer on the wall

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31 bottles of beer on the wall
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30 bottles of beer on the wall

30 bottles of beer on the wall
30 bottles of beer
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2F bottles of beer
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2D bottles of beer on the wall
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2A bottles of beer on the wall
2A bottles of beer
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29 bottles of beer on the wall

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28 bottles of beer on the wall

28 bottles of beer on the wall
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27 bottles of beer on the wall

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26 bottles of beer on the wall

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25 bottles of beer on the wall

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23 bottles of beer on the wall

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22 bottles of beer on the wall

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21 bottles of beer on the wall
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20 bottles of beer on the wall

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1F bottles of beer
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1E bottles of beer
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1D bottles of beer on the wall
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1C bottles of beer on the wall

1C bottles of beer on the wall
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1B bottles of beer
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1A bottles of beer on the wall
1A bottles of beer
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19 bottles of beer on the wall

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15 bottles of beer on the wall

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14 bottles of beer on the wall

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11 bottles of beer on the wall
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10 bottles of beer on the wall

10 bottles of beer on the wall
10 bottles of beer
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E bottles of beer on the wall
E bottles of beer
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D bottles of beer on the wall
D bottles of beer
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C bottles of beer on the wall

C bottles of beer on the wall
C bottles of beer
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B bottles of beer on the wall

B bottles of beer on the wall
B bottles of beer
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A bottles of beer on the wall

A bottles of beer on the wall
A bottles of beer
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9 bottles of beer on the wall

9 bottles of beer on the wall
9 bottles of beer
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8 bottles of beer on the wall

8 bottles of beer on the wall
8 bottles of beer
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7 bottles of beer on the wall

7 bottles of beer on the wall
7 bottles of beer
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6 bottles of beer on the wall

6 bottles of beer on the wall
6 bottles of beer
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5 bottles of beer on the wall

5 bottles of beer on the wall
5 bottles of beer
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4 bottles of beer on the wall

4 bottles of beer on the wall
4 bottles of beer
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3 bottles of beer on the wall

3 bottles of beer on the wall
3 bottles of beer
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2 bottles of beer on the wall

2 bottles of beer on the wall
2 bottles of beer
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1 bottles of beer on the wall

1 bottle of beer on the wall
1 bottle of beer
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No bottles of beer on the wall

No bottles of beer on the wall
No bottles of beer
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-1 bottles of beer on the wall

-1 bottles of beer on the wall
-1 bottles of beer
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-2 bottles of beer on the wall

And so on...

;-).

2.384Un-freakin-believable!SASE::SZABOGot nothing but hell to pay.Wed Jul 25 1990 14:0010
2.385The hex version is slightly longer. I read that too! :-)SASE::SZABOGot nothing but hell to pay.Wed Jul 25 1990 14:031
    
2.386CAM::WAYFor I intend to go in harm's wayWed Jul 25 1990 14:1313
Hawk, in the Mini-Helbus(tm) on the way to the mania, we can
sing the hex version while we're sucking down suds.

Course, remembering all that backwards hex stuff after a few beers
can be quite taxing, so we'll probably have to have a couple of
extra beers when we're done to relieve the stress....

If I can find some time to goof off, maybe I'll put in the
Binary Version this afternoon....;^)

'Saw
    

2.387VAXWRK::NEEDLEMoney talks. Mine says &quot;Good-Bye!&quot;Wed Jul 25 1990 14:1622
I think this is the binary version:

1 bottle of beer on the wall
1 bottle of beer
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0 bottles of beer on the wall

0 bottles of beer on the wall
0 bottles of beer
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1 bottle of beer on the wall

1 bottle of beer on the wall
1 bottle of beer
Take one down and pass it around
0 bottles of beer on the wall

0 bottles of beer on the wall
0 bottles of beer
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1 bottle of beer on the wall

2.388CAM::WAYFor I intend to go in harm's wayWed Jul 25 1990 14:1911
Jeff, you're too funny.

Actually, I never thought of it that way.  I figured I just
put in all the binary values for all the number.  But, I like
yours better.

In fact, you could drive someone stark raving freakin' lunatic mad
by singing that version.  *AND*, it's easy enough to remember
no matter how drunk you get....

'Saw
2.389I check-into ::SPORTS and get ::SING_ALONG....... :-) SASE::SZABOGot nothing but hell to pay.Wed Jul 25 1990 14:238
    Hey Mac, this Needle guy is abusing the system with his junk notes that
    have nothing to do with this "Introduction" note.  Please, read him the
    riot act for all of us who access ::SPORTS for sports content, and
    sports content alone.
    
    Thank you very much.  [in Latka Gravas voice]
    
    John Steven Szabo
2.390CAM::WAYFor I intend to go in harm's wayWed Jul 25 1990 14:3316
>    Hey Mac, this Needle guy is abusing the system with his junk notes that
>    have nothing to do with this "Introduction" note.  Please, read him the
>    riot act for all of us who access ::SPORTS for sports content, and
>    sports content alone.
    

Au contraire, Pierre....

This note is an introduction note.  This Needle guy is introducing
you to some new and exciting facets of life, which will (or should)
enrich your own squalid, sordid, existence....

Under the spirit of the law, he's committed no crime 8^)


Clarence "Chainsaw" Darrow
2.391OOPS::MACGREGORWed Jul 25 1990 14:575
    Only one error in the hex version.
    
    FFFFFFFE instead of -1  8^)
    
    The Wizard
2.392TURKEY::J_HALPINSampson, Wennington, Leckner &amp; Kite ????Wed Jul 25 1990 15:179


	You, 'Saw, are no Technoweenie!!!!! (Neither are you Mr. Wizard)
Every good Technoweenie knows '-1' in Hex is FFFFFFFF!!!!


JimH :-):-):-)

2.393OOPS::MACGREGORWed Jul 25 1990 15:365
    > Every good Technoweenie knows '-1' in Hex is FFFFFFFF!!!!
    
    Simple off by one error 8^)
    
    The Wizard
2.394Party on, dudesSHALOT::HUNTWyld Stallyns RulesWed Jul 25 1990 15:4625
    
               *** Bill & Ted's Most Excellent Version ***
    
69 bottles of beer on the wall, dude
69 bottles of beer, dude
Take one down and pass it around, dude
69 bottles of beer on the wall, dude
    
69 bottles of beer on the wall, dude
69 bottles of beer, dude
Take one down and pass it around, dude
69 bottles of beer on the wall, dude
    
69 bottles of beer on the wall, dude
69 bottles of beer, dude
Take one down and pass it around, dude
69 bottles of beer on the wall, dude
    
    .
    .
    .
    
    And so on ...
    
    Bob E Hunt, Esquire
2.395So I'm a technokielbasa!CAM::WAYFor I intend to go in harm's wayWed Jul 25 1990 15:5015
Bob, my friend, a most triumphant and excellent rendition!



Okay, you guys got me on -1, but it was more of a sin of ommission
than one of commission.

I started at 0 and worked up to 99, the *forgot* to go back and
take care of the signed portion.

So, I'll just flaggelate myself 512 times with an old Unibus Adapter
cable....


'Saw
2.396QUASER::JOHNSTONLegitimateSportingPurpose?E.S.A.D.!Wed Jul 25 1990 17:376
   I'm often mistaken for Arnold Schwarzenegger (I even give people `my'
   autograph)... but he's shorter than I am... and not quite as good
   looking.

   Mike JN
   PS - `Saw... pass the Sportshrooms (tm)
2.397SNOC02::CASEYS N O V 2 0 :: C A S E Y --&gt; *8-)Wed Jul 25 1990 22:2512
    Re .374
    
    
    Whoa up thar!!
    
    Waltzing Matilda also happens to have been written by one of the
    world's most gifted poets ...go see Topic Number 436 (I think) in
    QUOKKA::OZ Conference ...see what I mean??
    
    Don
    *8-)
    
2.398PARVAX::WARDLEImpeach Jim Florio...NOW!Thu Jul 26 1990 00:486
    Wasn't there some song in the sixties that went something like this:
    
    Tie me kangaroo down sport
    tie me kangaroo down....
    
    JoJ
2.399Thanks for the welcomes37141::PSHAFERVulture CapitalistThu Jul 26 1990 02:5920
    
    RE: .355
    
    	Maria's looks better than Arnold's?
    
    		Beauty is in the eye of the luster...uh, beholder.
    
    RE: .349
    
    	Peggy Sue is from Texas and I lived there three years.  Not a
    	native, justed have a green card.  So r we related?
    
    RE: .396
    
    	You look like Arnold?
    	Uh...[heavy breathing]...uh...[heavy breathing]...uh...
    	[heavy breathing]...uh
    
    
    PaulaSue
2.40015436::LEFEBVREYour time is gonna comeThu Jul 26 1990 10:475
    Mike JN looks nothing like Arnold.  He looks like John McEnroe.
    
    HTH,
    
    Mark.
2.401more accurate description.....SASE::SZABOGot nothing but hell to pay.Thu Jul 26 1990 10:515
    Someone told me that Mike JN actually looks like Pee Wee Herman.
    
    HTH.
    
    Hawk
2.402Which is better than Danny DeVito I suppose...CAM::WAYShot down, in a blaze of gloryThu Jul 26 1990 11:125
No, actually Mike JN looks like Chuckles the Clown....orange hair,
big red nose, huge feet.....

HTH,
'Saw
2.403MAMTS5::PSHAFERVulture CapitalistThu Jul 26 1990 12:055
    Obviously I am far too gullible.  Thanks for the warnings and I'll be
    more cautious in the future.
    
    
    PSS
2.404QUASER::JOHNSTONLegitimateSportingPurpose?E.S.A.D.!Thu Jul 26 1990 17:477
   Don't believe them girlymon backstabbers PaulaSue. Jealousy is a_ugly
   emotion. (Do you seriously think Babs - Kelly Bundy's stunt double -
   would fool around with a Chuckles The Clown lookalike? `NO' he swiftly
   answered his own question! John McEnroe and Peewee Herman are each
   about the size of one of ma laigs! But not as purty.)

   Mike `Tellin it lak it iz' JN
2.40515436::LEFEBVREYour time is gonna comeThu Jul 26 1990 17:493
    Yeah, but you cain stack beaucoup plates on your butt.
    
    Mark.
2.406QUASER::JOHNSTONLegitimateSportingPurpose?E.S.A.D.!Thu Jul 26 1990 18:046
   Sorry Lufay, plates just slide right off. However, I once cracked
   eleven walnuts with ma manly buns (... and I don't think that the fact
   that I did it by falling out of a walnut tree should have anything to
   do with it!).

   Mike JN
2.407Actually, Mike really does look like Danny DeVito.CAM::WAYShot down, in a blaze of gloryThu Jul 26 1990 18:137
If Mike JN looks like Arnold Schwarzenegger, then I look like
Jon Bon Jovi....


And you all know that I'm wanted, Dead or Alive!

'Saw
2.408PNO::HEISERnobody's fault but mineThu Jul 26 1990 18:367
>If Mike JN looks like Arnold Schwarzenegger, then I look like
>Jon Bon Jovi....

   'Saw, ask Jesse CSC32::J_HERNANDEZ about JonBomb(tm) and the LGTB(tm)
    faithful.
    
    Mike
2.409QUASER::JOHNSTONLegitimateSportingPurpose?E.S.A.D.!Thu Jul 26 1990 19:205
   Ah cain honestly attest to the fack that the lovely and talented Mr.
   Frankwa `Chainsaw' Way does, indeed, look like a rather chubby, but
   semi-toofless Jon Bonjovi (Jon sings better, but Frank drinks more).

   Mike `Somebody's gotta stick up for Frank' JN
2.410woop, woop, woop...GENRAL::WADEMamatruckstrainsprisonraingettin'drunkThu Jul 26 1990 19:334
    
    	Ah, you both look like Curly and Moe!  :^)
    
    	Claybone
2.411Jon Bon Jovi is a geek.CRBOSS::DERRYCooler than a Fridgidaire...Thu Jul 26 1990 21:171
    
2.412SNOC02::CASEYS N O V 2 0 :: C A S E Y --&gt; *8-)Thu Jul 26 1990 22:074
    Plenty o' good sports in 'ere?
    
    Don
    *8-)
2.413I'll make my final stand...CAM::WAYShot down, in a blaze of gloryFri Jul 27 1990 10:5918
re JonBomb(tm)...

Geez, folks, it was the first name that came to mind.  I heard
Blaze of Glory just before I got outta the truck to come into work
and it was right there on the top of the stack.

Also, John Bon Jovi and I are probably at the opposite ends of the
spectrum in terms of looks.  I mean he's a clean-shaven, blond
pretty-boy, while I have dark brown hair, a moustache and have never
been anything remotely resembling a pretty boy...

However, Mike JN *does* look like Chuckles the Clown!

'Saw

BTW, I do like that song Blaze of Glory, and one other of his,
Wanted Dead or Alive.  But I think it's more for the words than
the music.  Both remind me of Bad Company, by Bad Company...
2.41415436::LEFEBVREYour time is gonna comeFri Jul 27 1990 11:043
    Karen, thanks.
    
    Mark.
2.416Colorado Sports FanDENVER::HITEFri Aug 03 1990 21:3337
    Hi, my name is Jan Hite and I work in the Order Management Services
    group in Denver, Colorado.  Since I am a Colorado native and an alum of
    the University of Colorado, I support all the teams in Colorado:
    
    				University of Colorado Buffs
    				Air Force "zoomies"
    				CSU Rams
    				Denver Broncos
    				Denver Nuggets
    
    My first and foremost love is the CU Buffs.  I am a season ticket
    holder and go to all their home games and last year's 11-0 season was
    a *dream season* for me and many other Coloradoans.  I went to the
    Orange Bowl in January and am going to Anaheim for the Pigskin Classic
    on August 26 for the Tennessee Game.
    
    My husband is from Tennessee and graduated from UT and ever since we
    got married we have teased about the divorce that would happen if the
    two teams ever played each other.  Well luckily all these years we have
    been joking and there won't be a divorce!
    
    I also am a Bronco fan and am a season ticket holder.  My dad bought
    Bronco Season Tickets in 1969, back in the days when Floyd Little WAS
    the Broncos.  It's been tough being a Bronco fan the last 8 months, but
    I am true blue to my team and am looking forward to football season
    starting.
    
    I also really enjoy horse racing.  My dad was a Racing Commissioner for
    Colorado for many years and as a result I was able to visit many of the
    tracks across the country and even was able to see the Belmont Stakes
    in 1965 when Hail to All won.  Someday I would love to go to the
    Derby.
    
    I hope that Denver will get a major league baseball team.
    
    Regards,
    Jan
2.417QUASER::JOHNSTONLegitimateSportingPurpose?E.S.A.D.!Mon Aug 06 1990 19:147
   Welcome aboard Jan! We need all the Denver Bronco fans we can get!
   Some of these Bronco Bashers have no sense of humor at all. For
   instance, they think it's funny that the Donks are SO BAD that they get
   wrecked by the Flirty-Niners.... but they can't seem to see the humor
   when the Donks roll over THEIR team (repeatedly).

   Mike JN
2.418OOPS::MACGREGORTue Aug 07 1990 09:557
    >but they can't seem to see the humor when the Donks roll over THEIR
    >team (repeatedly)
    
    Donks are 1W - 3L against the Raiders the last two years.  Have
    a nice day.
    
    The Wizard
2.419BSS::BAUDSHOPOh Well, Try Again Next YearWed Aug 08 1990 20:0720
    Hi all,
    looks like we've have another Denver Broncos fan.
    I'm Tina and I work at the Baudshop in Cxo3 in the Springs.
    In addition to the broncos I like: Dalphins, CU Buffs, Aubrun Tigars,               
    Georgia Bulldogs.
      Some baseball, KC Royals, Atlanta and even the Colo. Sprgs. 
    Sky Soxs.
    I also like some of less talked about sports such as, 
                   bodybuilding
                   gymnastics
                   softball
                   track and feild.
    Dislikes: Nebraska cornchunkers.
              
    Laters
    Tina
                     
                   
                                                             
                 
2.420ooopsBSS::BAUDSHOPOh Well, Try Again Next YearWed Aug 08 1990 20:095
     
    Okay, 
    I can write better than that. Should be looks like we have another 
    broncos fan.
    
2.421GOLF::KINGRSave the EARTH, we may need it later!!!Thu Aug 09 1990 00:365
    Geeve, with all of the influx of Cleveland fans and Donks fan this file
    is turning into a "root for a loser" notesfile... Thank the heavens
    for us Celtic fans....
    
    REK
2.422WMOIS::JBARROWSBut da party's just beginning!Thu Aug 09 1990 10:145
    Rick,
    
    Don't forget to thank heaven for all the Sox and Bruins fans, either!
    
    
2.423COBRA::DINSMOREyanks..spoilers in sept.Thu Aug 09 1990 10:164
    
    
    thank hell for them  wheel :))))  notice the smilie
    
2.424WMOIS::JBARROWSBut da party's just beginning!Thu Aug 09 1990 10:225
    yeah, and thanks for the Yanks fan (notice the singular use of the word
    'fan' ha ha)  Especially /Don who'll be one happy fella come 8/25!
    
    8^)
    
2.425COBRA::DINSMOREyanks..spoilers in sept.Thu Aug 09 1990 10:323
    
    well wheel, have ya checked the standings recently?
    
2.426WMOIS::JBARROWSBut da party's just beginning!Thu Aug 09 1990 10:574
    yeah, I just did......your still 14 gongs outta first place!
    
        And 2 from getting outta the cellar.......hah!
    
2.427COBRA::DINSMOREyanks..spoilers in sept.Thu Aug 09 1990 11:122
    remember 78?
    
2.428WMOIS::JBARROWSBut da party's just beginning!Thu Aug 09 1990 11:525
    no!
    
        I was only 12!
    
    
2.429COBRA::DINSMOREyanks..spoilers in sept.Thu Aug 09 1990 12:132
    ha.. ya must remmber some of that yr..
    
2.430CAM::WAYDown on Brickyard RoadThu Aug 09 1990 14:0511
>< Note 2.427 by COBRA::DINSMORE "yanks..spoilers in sept." >
>
>
>    remember 78?

Yeah, Dinz, wasn't that one of the years that you were a Red Sox
fan????

HTH, 
'Saw    

2.431Should have worn my Finals MVP jersey SaturdayREFINE::ASHETic tac toe... X and O's...Thu Aug 09 1990 14:5814
   ><<< Note 2.421 by GOLF::KINGR "Save the EARTH, we may need it later!!!" >>>

   > Geeve, with all of the influx of Cleveland fans and Donks fan this file
   > is turning into a "root for a loser" notesfile... Thank the heavens
   > for us Celtic fans....
    
   > REK
    
    Gee REK, with all those Celts fans, I thought we had enough "root
    for a loser" types...
    
    Sorry, couldn't resist 
    
    -Walt
2.432BOSOX::TIMMONSI'm a Pepere!Fri Aug 10 1990 08:3814
    JD, hear anything about this story?
    
    A report on the radio this AM was about a guy in the Northwest,
    Seattle I believe, who was stopped at a red light.  He had his windows
    down.  
    
    Some clown rushes over to the passenger side of the car, reaches
    in, and steals a box that was on the seat.
    
    The driver just kinda looked at him and drove off when the light
    changed.  Seems he was gonna dispose of the box, because it was
    full of "doggy doo"!!!  :*)    :*)  

    Lee
2.433Where are your manners, JunkNoters???YUPPY::STRAGEDCLEAVAGE is a man's breast friendFri Aug 10 1990 12:0810
    Tina,
    
    As no one else has said it yet....
    
    	       	  WELCOME ABOARD !!!
    
    
    from your overseas correspondent,
    PJ (who could have typed 'Welcome A-Broad' but chose not to
    	even if it is "double-pun")
2.434So kill me....WMOIS::JBARROWSI wonder what I'm doing here.Fri Aug 10 1990 12:387
    Tina,
    
    Welcome aboard!
    
    P.J., guess I left my manners at home yesterday....I promise I won't
    do it again!  8^))
    
2.435HELLO, From South Carolina!!!!RAVEN1::M_PHILLIPSU CANT TOUCH THISTue Aug 14 1990 02:3614
    Hi Everybody!!!!
     Mike Phillips from DEC in G'ville South Carolina.
     I like all sports and favorite team in football is: Maimi Dolphines
                                            baseball is: Oakland Athletics
                                            basketball : Boston Celtics
                                            Racing     : Dale Earnhardt
     I'm active in softball, play about four nights a week. Play for
    Digital and we have won our division for the last two years and hope to
    repeat this year
      
     In college football I pull for the Steriod Boy's from the REAL U.S.C.
       GO GAMECOCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
                                                    M.J.
    
2.436yYUPPY::STRAGEDCLEAVAGE is a man's breast friendTue Aug 14 1990 07:308
    
    
    		COME ON DOWN!!!!
    
    
    Welcome to the Madhatter's Tea Party, Mike.
    
    PJ
2.437NFL in Charlotte?33945::HAASsame as talking to youTue Aug 14 1990 09:053
Yo, Mike. How 'bout them Hornets! 

TTom
2.438Another Dale fan....WMOIS::JBARROWSCatch ya on the flip sideTue Aug 14 1990 10:293
    Welcome Mike!  
    
    
2.439G'villeRAVEN1::B_ADAMSTime to get tough!Tue Aug 14 1990 16:268
2.440THANKSRAVEN1::M_PHILLIPSU CANT TOUCH THISWed Aug 15 1990 03:5210
    Thanks everybody!!!!!!!! Yea, B.A. us Dale fans are every where and we
    are GREAT..................
    
     Now about the Hornets... I hope they do better than last year. I quess
    all we can do for them is just stand by and hope for the WORLD
    CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HA! Just a thought!!!!
      
     Charlotte will have a Football Team, soon I hope!!!!!!!
     
                                                         M.J.
2.441"WAS'NT TOMORROW WONDERFUL?"WLDWST::BADILLOMon Aug 20 1990 08:3511
    		HEY! HEY! HEY! LOOKS LIKE I'M #441. FOR STARTERS,
    MY NAME IS FABIAN BADILLO.  I AM EMPLOYED BY DIGITAL CORP. IN CUPERTINO
    CA.  I AM CURRENTLY A WAFER FAB OPER. AND PART-TIME STUDENT.  THE 
    SPORTS THAT I AM INTO MOST WOULD BE BASEBALL, FOOTBALL, AND HOOPS.
    BOTH PROFESSIONAL AND COLLEGE.  FAV TEAMS ARE THE S.F. GIANTS,(of
    course) THE S.F. 49ers, (of course) AND THE BULLS OF CHI TOWN.
    IN COLLEGES, THOUGH, I AM MAINLY A BIG 8 FAN WITH THE SOONERS OF OU
    AS MY FAVORITE(I know!!).  well, happy to be here!!
    
    							"fabe"
    
2.442FSHQA2::JHENDRYJohn Hendry, DTN 292-2170Mon Aug 20 1990 10:466
    Welcome, Fabe.  Just one warning - typing in all CAPS is hard to read
    and is construed as shouting.  Unless you're replying in the official
    NJ DEVILS NOTE, WHERE SHOUTING IS NOT ONLY ALLOWED BUT ENCOURAGED,
    please type in mixed case.
    
    John
2.443CAM::WAYAnd a hard rain's gonna fall...Mon Aug 20 1990 11:318
>>    NJ DEVILS NOTE, WHERE SHOUTING IS NOT ONLY ALLOWED BUT ENCOURAGED,

Small nit, John.

I believe in the Debils note, shouting is REQUIRED.

HTH,
'Saw
2.444Hoosier HysteriaGLDOA::STAGGSRather be FishingTue Aug 21 1990 00:3025
    YO
    
    Rick Staggs.....Customer Services (field service).....Deccie about 7
    years, give or take, all spent right here in the Hotbed of Hoops,
    Indiana, rather new to noting, but finding ::SPORTS in
    general and the BIG 10 HOOPS in particular, I intend to make up for
    some lost time.  
    
    Likes:  IU basketball, tho I'll watch almost any college roundball
    (when the wife lets me :-) ) , Indianapolis Colts, Indiana Pacers, Jack
    Daniels, Coors, kinky sex.
    
    Dislikes:  Bob Irsay, Eric Dickerson, Detroit Pistons, warm beer, when
    the cable goes out during an IU game.
    
    I only cheer for 2 teams in college basketball......
    
    IU and whoever is playing Purdue.
    
    Looking forward to a fun and exciting season.   By the way, Damon will
    surprise a whole lot of you, I think.....We'll see.......
    
    
    
    rick
2.445How doPHLACT::BRADBURYTue Aug 21 1990 10:4512
    Hi,
    
    	My name is Chris Bradbury and I work on the Account Support Network
    out of the Philadelphia ACT.  My favorite teams are... you guessed it;
    the Eagles, Phillies, Flyers, and Sixers.  I'm a hometown boy and live
    and die with the hometown teams.  Looking forward to controversy and
    jaded opinions after all of the things I've heard about this "amazing"
    conference.
    
    Talk to you,
    
    CB
2.446 SCOTTISH SOCCERBHUNA::CPATRICKEINSTEIN A GOGOFri Aug 31 1990 12:4611
     HI my name is Colin and i live in Edinburgh the capital of Scotland...
     my fave team ... is Heart Of Midlothian Football Club(Soccer)
     dislikes..1= American football
               2=  ""  ""  baseball
               3=  ""  ""  basketball
               4=  ""  ""  Icehockey
    
     so i am going to start a new topic entitled Scottish Soccer
     where i will give you's the weekly scores and league table
     for the Premier League .... the premier league consists of
     the 10 best teams in Scotland....
2.447Another Haven bites the dust !CURRNT::ROWELLWTorro Torro, TaxiFri Aug 31 1990 13:453
    Groan. There's no escaping it !!!!!
    
    Loads of ;-) s here, by the way.
2.448Blue and Gold fanWAV14::LEARYMFri Aug 31 1990 17:5524
    Hello all
    
    Name is Mike Leary, Sales Rep, BXO
    
    Likes: ND football,Red Sox, Bruins, 49ers, A's
    
    Dislikes:
             Yankees(Naturally)
             Mets fans
             Jimmy Johnson( Not necessarily the 'Canes)
             Claude Lemieux
             Marv Marinovich( Let your son Todd live,for crying out loud)
             Anything LA
             Cowboys
             anti-ND bigots
             
    
    Wish list: That ND and Miami renew their football rivalry soon.
    
    
    
    
    
    Wish list: That ND and Miami renew their rivalry in the near future 
2.449love that Black and Gold!MKFSA::LONGWed Sep 12 1990 18:3013
    Hi folks
    
    Bill Long here.  Hope to find more info here on the Steelers.  Nobody
    from PTO seems to read the Football Conference(stkcsc::american_football).
             
    I'm from Pittsburgh, but now live in New Hampshire so the news on
    my favorite sports teams is very sparse.  That is unless it happens
    to include Mike "Spanky" Lavalliere, who is from Manchester, New
    Hampshire.
    
    Beat 'em Bucs
    
    Bill
2.450WelcomeSHALOT::MEDVIDShe's not a surfboard anymoreThu Sep 13 1990 10:5912
    Welcome aboard, Bill.  
    
    Check out the Steelers note several replies back for info on Steelers
    Digest if you want to get weekly reports on Pittsburgh.
    
    And get ready for some insane comments by a guy named Hal Whitehair.  I
    don't need to say any more except that he's your typical Cleveland fan.
    
    	--dan'l
    
    PS: Did you know Spanky LaValliere was a security guard for Digital in
    Greenville, NC before making it in baseball?
2.451GIVE ME A BREAK!STRATA::WHITEHAIRDon't just sit there.......Do it now!Thu Sep 13 1990 11:3514
    
    Oh gee, thanks dan'l.....
    
    	I was at a McDonals a couple of weeks ago...I was wearing my
    Browns hat and this guy comes in wearing his Squealer hat...needless
    to say.....he didn't smile at me and I at him.  Everyone in the
    place evacuated!  :-)  We gave each other the evil eye while we
    ate.  
    	I really don't have anyting aginst a Squealer fan...its just
    that they won't give credit when credit is deserved!  ie:  Browns
    stop the Stealers cold....13-3.
    
    	WOOFMAN...leader of the pack!
    
2.452CAM::WAYBatman plays rugby...Robin plays softballThu Sep 13 1990 11:3819
For some reason, Steelers fans and Browns fans remind me of
Wayne's World:

		Pitts. fan:   Way
		Cleve  fan:   No Way
		Pitts. fan:   Way
		Cleve  fan:   No Way
		Pitts. fan:   Way
		Cleve  fan:   No Way
		Pitts. fan:   Way
		Cleve  fan:   No Way
		Pitts. fan:   Way
		Cleve  fan:   No Way
		Pitts. fan:   Way
		Cleve  fan:   No Way

Ad nauseum.....8^)

'Saw
2.453ROCK::GRONOWSKIthe dream is always the same...Thu Sep 13 1990 11:424
    
    Steelers and Browns fans are die-hard fans... much more than 
    can be said about a certain local football team... the Foxboro
    Pastries...!
2.454MCIS1::DHAMELIraq nuked;film after Sox hilitesThu Sep 13 1990 11:445
    
    The Pastries?  Is that because of their great number of turnovers?
    
    -Just wondering
    
2.455STRATA::WHITEHAIRDon't just sit there.......Do it now!Thu Sep 13 1990 11:475
    
    No, its because of the holes in it!
    
    roll'en...
    
2.456CAM::WAYBatman plays rugby...Robin plays softballThu Sep 13 1990 11:5811
re Pitts. vs Cleve. fans....

	Oh, I'm not complaining, I just get such a kick out of
	the bitter rivalry.

	I'm a Giants fan, and have never really rooted for the
	Pastries (would that be prune, cherry, or apple?) because
	I was never a fan of the old AFL and just never got into
	it....

'Saw
2.457ROCK::GRONOWSKIthe dream is always the same...Thu Sep 13 1990 12:162
    
    The Pastries should dump Fryar and pick up Baker!
2.458SASE::SZABOThu Sep 13 1990 13:3511
    This pastry talk reminds me.......
    
    Who's the most respected man at a nudist colony?
    
    He's the one who can carry 2 cups of coffee and a dozen donuts at the
    same time!
    
    Who's the most respected woman at a nudist colony?
    
    She's the one who can eat the last donut!
    
2.459BOSOX::TIMMONSI'm a Pepere!Thu Sep 13 1990 13:383
    Welcome, Bill.  Send mail to Dinz.
    
    Lee
2.460CAM::WAYBatman plays rugby...Robin plays softballThu Sep 13 1990 14:075
Lee, 

Send mail to Hawk to have Bill send mail to Dinz, to explain....

'Saw
2.461Kinder, gentler hatredSHALOT::MEDVIDShe's not a surfboard anymoreThu Sep 13 1990 14:1415
    Hal,
    
    I hope you realize that everything said in here is all in good fun. 
    I've got nothing against you nor your team (except maybe their ugly
    uniforms and the city that prefixes their name) ;-}
    
    But I think your comment about not giving credit where credit is due
    goes both ways, so shove it, bub.
    
    Everyone will admit, however, that the NFL would be missing something
    if during realignment they were to choose to split the Browns and
    Steelers up.  It will never happen.   We love to hate each other, but
    at the same time will defend the AFC Central to the death.
    
    	--dan'l
2.462CAM::WAYBatman plays rugby...Robin plays softballThu Sep 13 1990 14:205
Dan'l, send him mail and be sure to explain.  Value his mail by
sending some $$$$ too....

8^)
'Saw
2.463SASE::SZABOThu Sep 13 1990 14:223
    
    It's not even friday yet and I'm feeling my mail.  :-)
    
2.464CAM::WAYBatman plays rugby...Robin plays softballThu Sep 13 1990 14:263
>    It's not even friday yet and I'm feeling my mail.  :-)
    
Don't feel your mail too much or you won't be able to read it....
2.465ZYGOTE::JACOBBald Head=solar panel 4 sex machineThu Sep 13 1990 20:3716
    
>>    Everyone will admit, however, that the NFL would be missing something
>>    if during realignment they were to choose to split the Browns and
>>    Steelers up.  It will never happen.   We love to hate each other, but
>>    at the same time will defend the AFC Central to the death.
    
    Dan'l, I aggree with ya.  Clevescum and Pittsburgh are close enuf
    geographically that the should stay in the same division.
    
    The Steelers have said that it will save them having their uniforms
    disinfected after the visit to Clevescum eash year and playing on the
    re-claimed sewage painted green they call grass up there.
    
    
    JaKe
    
2.466:^>WFOV11::MORRISONDo U have your Florida lottery tix?Fri Sep 14 1990 11:275
     Hawk,
       That mail you're feeling...is it a small package?
    
     Bull~
    
2.467SASE::SZABOFri Sep 14 1990 12:585
    > That mail you're feeling...is it a small package?
    
    A forklift is needed for my mail, Bull~, and thanks for asking!  :-)
    
    Hawk
2.468CAM::WAYBatman plays rugby...Robin plays softballFri Sep 14 1990 13:158
My mail is routinely carried around in a Boeing 747.  I had
requested a C-5A, but unfortunately the waiting list is long (but
distinguished...)

My mail is always on time, and always in good condition, and
is never, ever returned to sender....

'Saw
2.469SASE::SZABOFri Sep 14 1990 14:217
    'Saw, always remember to cover your mail in a rainstorm.  It may be fun
    to get wet from time to time, but you never know where that strange cloud
    came from.......
    
    Aren't singing telegrams great?  :-)
    
    Hawk
2.470Special delivery, baby....CAM::WAYBatman plays rugby...Robin plays softballFri Sep 14 1990 14:532
Neither rain nor snow, nor sleet nor hail, nor dark of night
can keep my mail from making its appointed rounds....
2.471SASE::SZABOFri Sep 14 1990 15:148
    > Neither rain nor snow,............, can keep my mail from making
    > its appointed rounds....
    
    
    	Just point baby!
    
    
    Al Hawk Davis
2.472I'd rather watch sportsHYDRA::STEVENSONLinda StevensonTue Sep 25 1990 15:2521
Hi,

My name is Linda Stevenson, alias Sherlock..... I work in Littleton, MA with
the great Dinz who has introduced me to this file.  I like sports alot.  My
favorite team used to be the Celtics, back in the days with the great rivalries
with the 76ers... but it seems that things have slowed down with the Celtics
these past few years and my eyes and ears have once again turned to the Bruins.
Wasn't that such a let down last season!  I used to be into the Bruins big time
back in the 70's when Sanderson, Orr, McKenzie etc were there.  The good old 
days.  Anyway, I like to watch the Patriots on Sunday afternoons (even if their
losing 47 to 3 or whatever that outrageous score was last weekend).  I also like
the Red Sox alot.  I put up with alot of #### from the Dinz on liking Boston
teams, so I will need your support once in a while to help ward him off.  

I'd really like to participate in this conference.  It's my first attempt at
input to any of the note files.  I look forward to it!

Sherlock

    
2.473MCIS1::DHAMELSox Pen: Honey I Shrunk the LeadTue Sep 25 1990 15:325
    
    psssst!  Sherlock.....ask Dinz about his Bruins-Whalers bet...
    
    Dickster
    
2.47412354::J_HALPINAcres of Kites!!!!Tue Sep 25 1990 15:358


	Hey Dinz, stop giving Sherlock #### about liking Boston teams, or
you'll never collect on the six I owe you....

	JimH

2.475CAM::WAYHappiness is a loose ruckTue Sep 25 1990 15:4212
Dinz.  No... Sh*t... Sherlock...understand?

Sherlock, ask Dinz who he used to root for vehemently back in 1986!
If you'd have cut the boy back then he'd have bled Red Sox Red, not
Yankee blue. 

And again, welcome.  I'll send out some SPORTshrooms for you.  Ask
Dickster or Hawk just how great they are...

later,
'Saw

2.476BSS::G_MCINTOSHVom Hochland German ShepherdsTue Sep 25 1990 15:515
    Hang on Sherlock, because there are no "sacred cows" in
    sportsnotes....everything gets slammed.  Be ready to push back,
    otherwise you get pushed out.  FYI!
    
    Live from Charger Central.....Glenn
2.477COBRA::DINSMORERodney Hampton...ROYTue Sep 25 1990 16:134
    I think Sherlock  will hold her own well in here, right  linda?
    
    dinz
    
2.478SASE::SZABOTue Sep 25 1990 16:174
    dinz, we're all pretty much forced to hold our own in here, unless of
    course, we can get our neighbors in adjacent cubes to help hold.....
    
    Hawk
2.479I've been there..KEPNUT::DIGGINSTue Sep 25 1990 16:219
    
    Sherlock, don't take any crap from Dins. I didn't when I had to work
    next door to the mor..er..I..er..mean guy for close to 2 years! 8^)
    Cripes the guy roots for the Whalers over the Bruins, how can anyone
    take him seriously! 
    
    
    
    Steve
2.480CAM::WAYHappiness is a loose ruckTue Sep 25 1990 16:4716
2.481Late IntroMAMTS2::AKINGSBERRYTue Sep 25 1990 16:5815
    Alan Kingsberry
    Sales 
    Annapolis, MD
    
    Likes:     MIAMI HURRICANES !!  ( Nat'l Champs 3 years running but for
               a 1 point loss to the "Cheatin Irish" and their paid refs )
    
               Golf, Dan Marino, Phila Eagles, Tennis, Phila Flyers, 
               Formula 1 racing, Michael Jordan.
    
    Hates:     The sanctimonious Notre Dame football program and fans.
    
    Dislikes:  All Boston area teams, wrestling, all New York teams, and
               Jerry Burns. ( reminds me of Lou Holtz, gag ) 
                              
2.483BOSOX::TIMMONSI'm a Pepere!Wed Sep 26 1990 09:0822
    Sherlock, don't worry about the Dinz.  He's got enough to do just
    worrying about himself and his teams.
   
    Digger and I have had to put up with him in the past.  When both
    the Dinz and I were in So. Lawrence, he jumped from the Sox to the
    Yankmees.  He even had the audacity to wear a Yankmee hat to work
    one day.  Suddenly, it disappeared.  He looked everywhere, even
    accused me of taking it, while he knew perfectly well that I wouldn't
    touch such a hat unless I had heavy-duty gloves.
    
    Anyway, he finally was told where the hat was.  Sure enough, it
    was hanging in the Ladies Room!  When the door was opened, it could
    be seen way down at the other end.  He was frantic trying to get
    it back.  And, none of the women there would get it back for him!
    Ha ha ha, it was a real panic.
    
    Ask him about the time all his files were erased before his eyes.
    Or the time someone hung a Sox sign on his back.  :*)
    
    Give him a shot for me sometime, will 'ya?
    
    Lee
2.484Who thinks the Sox will do it?HYDRA::STEVENSONLinda StevensonWed Sep 26 1990 10:1812
    
    Hi again,
    
    I know all about the Dinz and his great bet!  I'll be the first to be
    there when he loses along with my camera!
    
    Today is going to be a tough one, those dawn Sox lost again!  
    
    And Lee, we've had similiar experiences here in LTN with Dinz and
    ladies room events.... he must have some hidden desire or something?
    
    Sherlock
2.485toronto series may mean nothingCOBRA::DINSMORERodney Hampton...ROYWed Sep 26 1990 10:4817
    LEE, LEE, LEE
    
    The master of the cough  and laugh, or is that laugh and cough?
    
    ha....
    
    
    sherlock,
    
    
    
    What happened in LTN?  I must have missed something..  
    
    
    
    dinz
    
2.486another Nd hater!!WAV12::LEARYMWed Oct 03 1990 14:3112
    Re. .481
    Alan K,
    	Welcome to the sports notes file. You will love Note 59( ND
    football)
    
    Just what we ND fans need, another Dan Schneider. Let's hear your
    diatribes against ND. More fuel to the fire!!
    
    Welcome and keep your left hand high!
    
    ML
    
2.487Another MA Sports NoterFRICK::ONORATOWed Oct 03 1990 17:5817
    
    Scott Salvi 
    shipper/receiver in MRO1 (Marlboro MA)
    
    Former Leominster High football player (We beat the no.1 team in the 
    country in 88'), former University of Massachusetts Minuteman
    (cornerback).
    
    I love the NY Giants, LA Raiders, Celtics, not much into baseball, but
    somewhat of a Red Sox fan, and the Edmonton Oilers.
    
    I don't like the Pats, they let me down too much, tennis, and watching
    golf. (playing, yes, watching...WRONG)
    
    Love to win and jab, but can take it when I loose.
     
    
2.488Paul Mazur ? HERE !CAM::MAZURIt ain't the meat, it's the lotion.Fri Oct 05 1990 12:1627
    Paul Mazur
    
    Buffalonian with a Connecticut address.  Give me a Labbat's Blue,
    an order of wings, a beef on weck and a Bill's game and I'll sell
    my soul.
    
    I like Sunday afternoons (and now nights) with my eyes glued to
    the tube.  My wife is a big football fan.  She's a Hoosier so we
    have a great time when the Bills and Colts play.
    
    As for hockey,  this is the year the Sabres win a playoff series.
    
    As for non-Buffalo teams that I can tolerate:
    Football: Chiefs,Raiders,Steelers,Packers,Colts.
    Hockey: the Whale.
    
    Teams that I despise:
    Football: the Fish (I'll never forgive them for beating us 20+ games
              in a row), Bears, Giants, Bengals, Donks.
    Hockey: Bruins, Islanders, Queebs, Flyers (never forgive them for
            beating us in '75).
    
    I work with a fellow sports noter, a Mr. Chainsaw.  It is true what
    they say about him.  I must give him credit though, he only frequents
    upscale pastures.  He does have soft hands, even though he's a rough
    and tough rugby player.  Lanolin will do that, ya know.
    
2.489I'm back6984::MACNEALMac's Back in Mass.Wed Nov 07 1990 17:289
    I've moved again.  My assignment with MCC in Austin, TX is over and I
    have come back to Massachusetts where it will be easier to follow some
    of my favorite teams.  I'm working for the Mechanical Engineering Group
    (I'm a Chemical/Materials Engineer - go figure) in Process/Assembly/
    Test Engineering (PATE) in HLO.  As you can see, I'll be doing my
    noting from CNTROL.
    
    And yes, mom, I'm still playing rugby.  I'm back with my old club - the
    Worcester Rugby Football Club.
2.49015447::LEFEBVREYou are a fluke of the universeWed Nov 07 1990 17:453
    Mac, welcome to SCIT, and watch out for Gronowski.
    
    Mark.
2.4916214::GRONOWSKIthe dream is always the same...Wed Nov 07 1990 19:443
    
    Who me?  I don't drive a Volvo!
    
2.49226340::ROBICHAUDDockers...Pants for |CENSORED|sThu Nov 08 1990 12:114
    	With the mess this state's in, you're probably going to wish
    you stayed in Texas there BigMac.  But welcome back.
    
    				/Don
2.493DLB sips.38077::DERRYBeen caught stealin'...once...Fri Nov 09 1990 08:312
    Welcome back, Mac!  I'm moving back to HLO on 12/7... 'bout time, too.
    
2.494DON"T FORGET THE CANE"S......WMOIS::CHAPALONIS_MSILVER AND BLACK ARE BACKWed Nov 28 1990 15:483
    Mark Chapalonis here or Chappy for short. Diehard RAIDER YANKEE CELTIC
    BRUIN HOYA fan love all sports. I'm in many other notesfiles but just
    figured I'd try this one out.
2.49527177::CHAVESThu Dec 27 1990 14:246
2.496Bob Seitsinger2195::SEITSINGERFri Dec 28 1990 11:0227
    Bob Seitsinger, CSSE Layered Products support engineer, ZKO
    
    Like: Basketball, all levels (Celts hot! and lookin' good! finally
          a coach that does what he says he's gonna do! Sorry Jimmy R.),
          UNLV, Hockey (esp. Bruins), Football (how I loved watching
          Grogan take apart those defenses, past tense mind you! Lets hope
          that Mr J. stirs things up sufficiently to effect meaningful
          change)
    
    Dislike: Watching most baseball on TV (too damn slow, but fun to go to
          the park to watch since you can veg, drink beer and eat dogs and
          not miss much), incompetence, attitude problems - like the world
          owes me something since I've had such a hard life! Boo Hoo. So
          sign me for 15 million dollars a game or trade me. Take a hike
          buddy. If life is so bad check out some of the 3rd world
          countries. In fact I voted AGAINST signing McHale for 1 Mil a year.
          No one playing any game should make THAT much money. Oh yea,
          where was I.
    
    	Here's hoping the Celts make it to the finals. If so, here's my
    prediction. Celtics vs Portland - the series goes 7 with Danny Ainge
    hitting a 3-pointer at the buzzer to win the game, and the series!
    Larry Bird talks with Danny during the summer and D.A. makes a
    successful return to Boston for one more championship.
    
    	Although its nice to see the dreaded Lakers floundering, those were
    some awfully exciting series!