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Conference 7.286::humor

Title:Humor - Read Note 2.*
Notice:Laughter - The World's Greatest Medicine
Moderator:TIMAMP::SULLIVAN
Created:Fri Oct 20 1989
Last Modified:Tue Jun 03 1997
Last Successful Update:Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:947
Total number of notes:13381

939.0. "Cojones!" by OSITEL::BRITTAIN (Peter, TOEM support Munich @RTO 865-3102) Wed Apr 16 1997 09:34

        A pitch-black midnight on a fig plantation in backwoods
        Andalusia: Don Alonso, the plantation owner, is lying in
        ambush because he suspects someone of stealing his figs under
        cover of darkness... 

        Presently he hears rustling in one of the trees in the middle
        of the orchard, and crawls over to it. He reaches up into the
        tree and happens to grab the thief by his "figs":

        Don Alonso: Vale amigo! You've got 3 second to tell me your name
                    before I twist off your cojones! Uno, dos, tres...
                   
        Thief:      gnnnnnnnnn!

        Don Alonso: <twist twist> I warned you, thief! Now tell me
                    your name before I really do you some damage!
                   
                   
        Thief:      GNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!  


        Don Alonso: <Twist Twist> Out with it, thief!   
           
        Thief:       Aaaaaargh !


        Don Alonso: <TWISTTWIST> One last chance before I twist them
                    off completely, What's your NAME?!
                   
        Thief:      AAAAAARGH !  P-P-P-Pepe!



        Don Alonso: <TWISTTWISTTWIST> Every Tom, Dick and Harry round
                    here's called Pepe! WHICH Pepe?
                   
        Thief:     GGNNNNNG AAAAAAAARGh ... D-D-D-DEAF-AND-DUMB PEPE!!!!!!!


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