Conference 7.286::humor

    My crazy love...
    
    "And you don't mind that I follow people and make them look at the
     tattoo of Neil Diamond I have tattoo'd on my back."
    
    "You don't make fun of me 'cause I still make out with my step father"
    
    Great song!
    
    
    

    
    Both of these CDs are great!...
    
    I saw him do his act at Brandeis U. back in the summer of 95 and it was
    by far the funniest thing I've ever seen!!
    So much quotable(is that a word?) material on both albums....
    
    Did anyone see the HBO special he had last summer?  

 Hey Matt, I used to own a copy of his movie, Billy Madison, but
I lent it to someone I work with here on D-shift about 2 months
ago and the movie seems to have vanished. He claims to still have
it at his apt. which he shares with another Fab6 freak and the movie
just can't quite make it into one of their cars for that long
ride in from Iowa St. Worcester. 


 The goat is the funniest thing I've heard from any comedian in a loooong time.


 

           Ed

Hey Ed,
	When you do get that movie back, can I borrow it? It's been a while
since I've seen it and I don't remember a lot of it. If only I had my own copy
at home.

						Rich.....

 Rich, Due to the complete lack of respect for other peoples property by
the person I lent it out to, I will no longer be lending out anything to
anybody. YES, he ruined it for everybody. I wish I could reconsider this
decision but he just keeps coming up with story after story of how he
keeps "forgetting" it at home. Maybe it was the way he was brought up,
I don't know....


     Ed

Rich, Ed WOULD have let me borrow the sound track to a movie we were talking
about but some "jackass" had to go and ruin it for us all!

	I think everybody should give that guy a break. I can tell by the way
you talk about him that he's a heck of a guy. Maybe he just needs a couple more
days. 

 I'm sure he's a heck of a guy, but he sure is making it REAL hard to
believe. I would be more than happy to give this poor pathetic kid
another day or two but you know what THEY SAY, "If you give them an inch,
they'll take a mile." and I have no doubts that I won't see Billy for
weeks as it is.


  Ed

    
    	Well, if you happen to buy a second copy, can I borrow it?
    

    
    Ed take a Post'em with the glue on the back write a short to hime about
    remembering to return the tape he "borrowed" and stick it to his
    forehead.
    
    Dave

 Re-2 ----> No, He ruined it for EVERYBODY.

 Re-1 ----> Been there, done that. My next move is to staple 
            reminders to his biceps seeing how those are the
            only things he seems to care about. Maybe he'll 
            actually see a note, granted it'll have to be on
            8x11 piece of paper and that might be too small
            to see.


 Ed
             

This reminds me of that Kids In The Hall sketch where one guy loans another
a video tape, and every day the 1st guy asks for it back, and the 2nd one
keeps saying "slipped my mind..."


Ken

    
    	Iowa St?? I think I know where that is...Let me look into it
    	Ed and I'll see if can give you a hand retrieving your "stolen"
    	tape.
    
    	"Miss Veronica Vaughn, Oh so pretty, want to touch the Heiney..."
    					-B. Madison
     
    	

Ed,
	I saw that kid's arms today and they are huge, so if I were you I'd give
him a few more days, you don't want to upset the Pythons. 

						Lukester....

 Lukester, If I understand this correctly, that MORON forgot it AGAIN
today?!?!?! He must not be getting all the proper supplements in his
diet. I've heard that he used to be able to get them at a discount but
he RUINED the friendship with that person as well. It seems that the
person I "loaned" B.M. to just can't keep a friendship going too long
without taking advantage of it. There seems to be an awful amount of
I's & me's in his vocabulary as well. But, I'm willing to give him 1 (one)
more chance, after all, it's not nice to pick on the physically impaired,
is it?   


 Back to Adam...

  "They're gonna treat ya reeal respectable like."
      
                            Billy M.

Ed, I seem to recall a conversation with this so called "ARNOLD" and he has
PROMISED to return the tape several times. I think he either lost it or his VCR
trashed it. The question is can we really believe him?? Next thing you know
he'll try and replace it by offering you money. 

"The price is wrong.....Bit**"

              Billy M.

  Pat, Knowing the people you know, I can understand why you're a
little wishy-washy on the quote. It was in fact Happy Gilmore who
said that while fighting with Bob Barker of Let's make a deal. ;-)


         Ed

Hey WTF, I was in the ballpark. I must say that all this (bashing) has paid off
for one person.....Ed. You now have your movie back in it's original cover and
he even had the decency to rewind it!!! I just hope the beerspills didn't get
inside and destroy the tape. Maybe he's not that bad after all.

 Yes, you've read that correctly, I have finally received Billy M. back.
He even tried to bribe me by paying for dinner last evening...imagine
the late fee a movie rental store would have charge on something that's
been late approx 125 days?!?! That's right, it went out around Christmas.
Seeing how I'm not a bastard, I'll pay him back for dinner......but when.



             "O'Doyles Rule"


                 Ed

    Ed
      Have him buy you dinner at Barbers',you can lend me the movie,
   and I'll throw it away. Then we'll have this whole nasty buissiness
   behind us.
    				Murf...

 murf, I thought you was dead.


    Ed

Murph, don't believe all this nonsense, I only had the tape for like two hours.
Another thing, I know you liked Happy Gilmore, so you can't hate A. Sandler that
much. Go to your happy place.

						Lukester......