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Conference 7.286::humor

Title:Humor - Read Note 2.*
Notice:Laughter - The World's Greatest Medicine
Moderator:TIMAMP::SULLIVAN
Created:Fri Oct 20 1989
Last Modified:Tue Jun 03 1997
Last Successful Update:Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:947
Total number of notes:13381

929.0. "Beer" by KERNEL::AMISSM () Mon Mar 10 1997 15:35

Some US scientist have discovered that beer contains female genes.

To prove this they got 100 men to drink 12 pints of beer each. The effect was
that 100% of them started to talk rubbish and couldn't drive properly.
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929.1WOW!FABSIX::S_MCREYNOLDSTue Mar 11 1997 09:375
    
    
    
       loved that one!
    
929.2they r called brakes use themFABSIX::TR_TAYLORTue Mar 11 1997 09:548
    
    
    			  you would!!
    
    		but then again u cant drive to begin with
    
    			      8)
    
929.3they don't give you tickes for driving 5mph under the limitFABSIX::S_MCREYNOLDSTue Mar 11 1997 10:074
    


       O.K. Mrs.Jersey barrier
929.4FABSIX::J_SADINFreedom isn't free.Wed Mar 12 1997 10:178
    
    
    	re -2
    
    	Hey, are you the scary lady in the red car????
    
    
    
929.5next time I'll duck!!FABSIX::TR_TAYLORWed Mar 12 1997 10:385
         
    
    
                    who told ya??!?!?!?!?!?!?
    
929.6FABSIX::J_SADINFreedom isn't free.Wed Mar 12 1997 11:375
    
    
    	I'll lay odds that you know him...:)
    
    
929.7FSCORE::B_LEURYWed Mar 12 1997 12:383
    >> I'll lay odds that you know him...
    
    I knew that this was going to turn to sex!
929.8watch your toes!!!FABSIX::TR_TAYLORSat Mar 15 1997 23:355
    SEX?!?!?!?!?
    well i never!!!....well ok maybe once or twice......  ;)
    
    
    
929.9See topic # 128ICS::CLELANDTue Apr 01 1997 14:141