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Conference 7.286::humor

Title:Humor - Read Note 2.*
Notice:Laughter - The World's Greatest Medicine
Moderator:TIMAMP::SULLIVAN
Created:Fri Oct 20 1989
Last Modified:Tue Jun 03 1997
Last Successful Update:Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:947
Total number of notes:13381

906.0. "Animal Jokes " by CHEFS::lolife.reo.dec.com::CARLIND () Wed Oct 02 1996 13:07

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906.1its a start..!!!MAASUP::TAPProb tapp.....ph.# 410-750-5939Thu Oct 03 1996 03:545
906.2I am no angel, hope this one is betterCHEFS::lolife.reo.dec.com::CARLINDfliptotipThu Oct 03 1996 07:5619
906.3Baby Polar Bear...WMOIS::CARROLLFri Oct 04 1996 01:1325
906.4CHEFS::LUND_YATESWe are all mortalWed Nov 27 1996 14:2330
906.5Escargot, anybody?CHEFS::LUND_YATESWe are all mortalThu Nov 28 1996 09:496
906.6nicking jokesCHEFS::MANSELLNThu Nov 28 1996 15:023
906.5So there I was ......NETCAD::P_CAMPOSWed May 28 1997 17:103
    A guy walks into a bar with a pig under his arm. The bartender asks,
    "Where did you get that?" And the pig says, " I won him in a card
    game."
906.6Circus ElephantNNTPD::"brittain@rto.dec.com"peterMon Jun 02 1997 16:3418

 A mother, father and young son are visiting the circus. The
 elephants walk out into the circus ring and the little boy says to
 his mother, "What's that?"  "That's the elephant's tail," she
 replies. "No, under the tail," says the youngster. The mother is
 clearly embarrassed and says, "Oh, nothing." 

 The boy turns to his
 father and repeats the same question. His father looks and says,
 "That's the elephant's penis, son." "So, why did mum say it was
 nothing?" asks the boy. The father draws himself up to his full
 height and says, 


  "Son, I think I've spoiled that woman."

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