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Conference 7.286::humor

Title:Humor - Read Note 2.*
Notice:Laughter - The World's Greatest Medicine
Moderator:TIMAMP::SULLIVAN
Created:Fri Oct 20 1989
Last Modified:Tue Jun 03 1997
Last Successful Update:Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:947
Total number of notes:13381

802.0. "Chat-Up Lines" by COMICS::SUMNERC (How Jolly Smashing) Thu Jan 12 1995 12:32

T.RTitleUserPersonal
Name		DateLines
802.1One of Groucho'sPEKING::SULLIVANDNot gauche, just sinisterThu Jan 12 1995 13:182
802.2very sickKERNEL::MVD03::newberypThu Jan 12 1995 13:434
802.3ELIS::PEGGThu Jan 12 1995 14:119
802.4DNEAST::GILBERT_MIKEFlog it; I golfFri Jan 13 1995 13:061
802.5CHEFS::GEORGEMThe wonderful thing about tiggers...Tue Jan 17 1995 15:003
802.6Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMAnd monkeys might fly outa my butt!Tue Jan 17 1995 21:459
802.8CHEFS::GEORGEMThe wonderful thing about tiggers...Wed Jan 18 1995 07:183
802.9In your best Colin Patrick accent !MASALA::JJACKWed Jan 18 1995 07:374
802.10Guarenteed a slap in the face:-)MASALA::CHARROWERWho ate all the pies!!!Wed Jan 18 1995 10:299
802.11KIRKTN::ISUTHERLANDSame Sh*t...Different day.Wed Jan 18 1995 10:386
802.20...and it didn't work back then !MASALA::JJACKThu Jan 19 1995 09:247
802.21?COMICS::SUMNERCHow Jolly SmashingThu Jan 19 1995 09:348
802.25nice toothCSC32::D_STUARTThu Jan 19 1995 16:481
802.26All in good taste :-)MASALA::DWALLACEDigirolaSat Jan 21 1995 23:3810
802.27Sickbags at the readySIOG::DPIS10::d_morrisseyPretty Please with sugar on topTue Jan 24 1995 12:0529
802.29Warning....nice, then not so nice....NETCAD::WOODFORDDoin' The Thorazine Shuffle.Tue Jan 24 1995 19:4916
802.38last nights effortCOMICS::SUMNERCHow Jolly SmashingFri Jan 27 1995 09:424
802.39OTOU20::PONDFri Jan 27 1995 14:018
802.40laugh or lungeMASALA::SMCKENZIESat Jan 28 1995 06:5430
802.41Sair yin.MASALA::DALEXANDERCentuwian..stwike him woughlySat Jan 28 1995 08:048
802.42Only said by the brave.MASALA::SROBINSFREE SCOTLAND we can surviveSun Jan 29 1995 14:4164
802.44BUSY::BUSY::SLABOUNTYTrouble with a capital 'T'Mon Jan 30 1995 16:443
802.45FruityMASALA::GCULLIONMon Jan 30 1995 23:5925
802.46Spoiler: Really offending/sickMASALA::DWALLACETue Jan 31 1995 13:1911
802.47OTOU20::PONDTue Jan 31 1995 15:513
802.48Short and sweet... Actually worked!DNEAST::GILBERT_MIKEFlog it; I golfWed Feb 01 1995 20:284
802.49a classic from Dublin....IRNBRU::HOWARDThu Feb 02 1995 11:351
802.50IT WORKS FOR ME...BHAJI::RBERNARDThu Feb 09 1995 00:0316
802.52It may still work.....MASALA::JROWANAuchinleck Talbot WILL be back!Thu Feb 09 1995 20:054
802.53DEDICATED 2KIRKTN::DWALLACEThu Feb 09 1995 22:353
802.54yKIRKTN::BHAILEThu Feb 09 1995 23:073
802.56WRKSYS::LONGSat Feb 18 1995 22:293
802.57This one worked for me ...... :)JGODCC::BOCKELAnother Caller Out Of Space ..... :)Wed Feb 22 1995 10:569
802.60This actually workedNEWOA::HANGER_MWed Mar 01 1995 13:1717
802.62100 Rules to Follow to be a Man.OTOU20::PONDMon Mar 06 1995 11:53174
802.63try thisNEWOA::SHERRATT_STue Mar 07 1995 11:391
802.64AGAIN WITH FEELINGMASALA::SBOSLEMWed Mar 15 1995 00:169
802.65JGODCC::BOCKELAnother Caller Out Of Space ..... :)Wed Mar 15 1995 10:558
802.66SnookerSUBURB::CUSTSUPPFri Mar 17 1995 09:065
802.67nisisninepenseKIRKTN::DWALLACESun Mar 26 1995 22:094
802.69Cheap thrills..KIRKTN::DALEXANDERCentuwian...stwike him woughly!Wed Apr 05 1995 07:525
802.75try this yin!!!MASALA::BBROWNBEEVThu Apr 13 1995 23:0816
802.77Puss coupingKIRKTN::DWALLACEFri Apr 14 1995 19:007
802.78complimentsMASALA::BHAILESat Apr 15 1995 00:026
802.79bj..MASALA::BHAILEWed May 17 1995 12:427
802.80Straight to the point!CHEFS::RUANEVThu Sep 28 1995 14:392
802.81NETCAD::WOODFORDAndMilesToGoBeforeISleep.Fri Sep 29 1995 11:129
802.82they workFABSIX::S_MCREYNOLDSMon Dec 18 1995 04:1717
802.83WOTVAX::TUNBRIDGEMNo Chocs allowedTue Jan 16 1996 12:0017
802.84MPOS01::SULLIVANTake this job and LOVE itTue Jan 30 1996 02:046
802.85A PROVEN WINNER!POLAR::WALFORDGFri Jun 14 1996 09:106
802.86A PROVEN LOSER!POLAR::WALFORDGFri Jun 14 1996 09:123
802.87DISGUSTINGVYGER::GRAYJPresident of the worldFri Jun 14 1996 23:2216
802.95POLAR::LYLEcats in heat are NOT toysThu Jun 20 1996 09:589
802.96second lineWMOIS::ZELENT_JThu Jun 20 1996 13:0716
802.97Or ya can do what my p_n says!POLAR::TYSICKHe who hesitates...masterbatesThu Jun 20 1996 14:475
802.98POLAR::WAUCAUSHFri Jun 28 1996 09:1013
802.99A GOOD ONE !!VYGER::HEARTONLFri Oct 25 1996 01:323
802.100BUSY::SLABSubtract LAB, add TUD, invert nothingFri Oct 25 1996 14:004
802.101Stick your tongue out...MILKWY::CRUZFri Oct 25 1996 17:224
802.102BUSY::SLABSubtract LAB, add TUD, invert nothingFri Oct 25 1996 18:093
802.100JULIET::COSTELLOTue Dec 03 1996 15:579
802.101METALX::SWANSONTue Dec 03 1996 17:091
802.102POWDML::HANGGELIsweet & juicy on the insideTue Dec 03 1996 19:353
802.103BUSY::SLABBaroque: when you're out of MonetTue Dec 03 1996 19:383
802.1048^)POWDML::HANGGELIsweet & juicy on the insideTue Dec 03 1996 19:423
802.105BUSY::SLABBasket CaseTue Dec 03 1996 20:223
802.106POWDML::HANGGELIsweet & juicy on the insideTue Dec 03 1996 20:323
802.107BUSY::SLABBasket CaseTue Dec 03 1996 20:423
802.108POWDML::HANGGELIsweet & juicy on the insideTue Dec 03 1996 20:583
802.109BUSY::SLABCan you hear the drums, Fernando?Wed Dec 04 1996 13:443
802.110POWDML::HANGGELIsweet & juicy on the insideWed Dec 04 1996 15:013
802.111GIDDAY::HOBBSAndy Hobbs. Sydney CSC. -730 5964Wed Dec 04 1996 22:209
802.112here's one 4 yaFABSIX::B_QUINLANFri Jan 10 1997 21:362
802.113BIGQ::MARCHANDMon Jan 20 1997 15:3984