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Conference 7.286::humor

Title:Humor - Read Note 2.*
Notice:Laughter - The World's Greatest Medicine
Moderator:TIMAMP::SULLIVAN
Created:Fri Oct 20 1989
Last Modified:Tue Jun 03 1997
Last Successful Update:Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:947
Total number of notes:13381

676.0. "The Official Bobbit Note" by 32895::HANSON (Le Chat d'Eau) Mon Nov 22 1993 17:37

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676.1Ironic name32895::HANSONLe Chat d'EauMon Nov 22 1993 17:387
676.2From SNL32895::HANSONLe Chat d'EauMon Nov 22 1993 17:407
676.334315::MWANNEMACHERthe ???'s kids askMon Nov 22 1993 18:032
676.4snip, slice, cut, shear, pare, sever36058::CARROLLJaka Dr. Emilio LazardoMon Nov 22 1993 18:3817
676.5I wuz howlin' !32895::HANSONLe Chat d'EauMon Nov 22 1993 19:079
676.6...cut off their ? with a buuu-tcher knife16821::EYSTERDrink 'till I'm cute, HoneyMon Nov 22 1993 20:1512
676.73737::JACKSONMon Nov 22 1993 21:516
676.8This is serious!34873::ROGERSSometimes you just gotta play hurtMon Nov 22 1993 22:4733
676.9Paul Merton45266::ROBINSON_MHoney I Shrunk the CompanyTue Nov 23 1993 09:0526
676.1056504::WOODFORDMy fantasy becomes your reality! :(Tue Nov 23 1993 10:4617
676.11hardy har har36058::CARROLLJaka Dr. Emilio LazardoTue Nov 23 1993 11:0714
676.17Already a movie!34823::RUTSCHOWJack of all trades, master of noneTue Nov 23 1993 13:285
676.1834873::SULLIVANTake this job and LOVE itTue Nov 23 1993 13:335
676.19free willie - NOT15838::WEWINGTue Nov 23 1993 13:408
676.21Not a disadvantage??? Right!!!5950::DREYERHigh apple pie in the sky hopes!Tue Nov 23 1993 17:156
676.23Looooreeeeeena...you're whacking off parts...16821::EYSTERDrink 'till I'm cute, HoneyTue Nov 23 1993 18:4525
676.27Golf Anyone?16945::ALTAIR::GAMBYWed Nov 24 1993 13:494
676.28Luckily, no ducks in the Bobbit household...16821::EYSTERI missed you...but I'm reloadin'Wed Nov 24 1993 14:2622
676.3157742::JANDROWGreen-Eyed Lady.....Tue Nov 30 1993 15:1213
676.32Bobbitt Limericks21752::MTAYLORTue Nov 30 1993 19:2750
676.342838::KILGOREWLDBIL(tm)Mon Dec 06 1993 12:274
676.36Another Bobbitt joke16913::MILLS_MATo Thine own self be TrueMon Dec 06 1993 19:139
676.372838::KILGOREWLDBIL(tm)Tue Dec 07 1993 12:12118
676.38I've heard of wrenching your ankle...but?16598::WAGNERTuned to music no one can hear....Wed Dec 08 1993 11:278
676.3932800::GARDNERWed Dec 08 1993 13:376
676.40Jury trial7819::MONTVILLEWed Dec 08 1993 14:026
676.41It will cut through anything18588::TINNEYThu Dec 09 1993 01:157
676.4229067::J_HENSONWho elected Hillary?Thu Dec 09 1993 12:548
676.43only 15 chopping days 'till xmas3258::BROWNB52 pilots do it in the buffThu Dec 09 1993 18:3214
676.44a copycat crime?21752::LBERMANFri Dec 10 1993 18:336
676.45semantics16821::EYSTERI missed you...but I'm reloadin'Fri Dec 10 1993 18:383
676.4644234::CDOUDIEI met the Devil and Dundee...Sun Dec 12 1993 01:1419
676.47Allegedly true, but who knows?2524::RALTOWed Dec 15 1993 19:099
676.51See you in court16134::CHARTIER_DD BMon Jan 10 1994 10:246
676.52the defense wants this thrown out, yer honor5479::GILBERTMon Jan 10 1994 12:467
676.5332895::HANSONI need a Vulcan Mind Meld !!Mon Jan 10 1994 14:087
676.5416134::CHAPALONIS_MMark Matthew Jr. 6lbs 6 ounces.Mon Jan 10 1994 16:428
676.5531354::MILLERI'm the NRA, tooMon Jan 10 1994 18:074
676.562838::KILGOREWLDBIL(tm)Tue Jan 11 1994 14:166
676.5756504::WOODFORDI'veTradedInMyToyotaForABroom!Tue Jan 11 1994 14:2510
676.58TRUE STORY15838::FISHERThis Bud's for youTue Jan 11 1994 14:523
676.5932895::HANSONI need a Vulcan Mind Meld !!Tue Jan 11 1994 15:375
676.602838::KILGOREWLDBIL(tm)Tue Jan 11 1994 16:523
676.61Trial17007::TILLISONReverse PivotTue Jan 11 1994 17:331
676.6242820::EATON_NSmile when you say that!Wed Jan 12 1994 11:167
676.63Ecuadorian brides...half off16821::EYSTERI missed you...but I'm reloadin'Wed Jan 12 1994 13:502
676.64stretching it a bit15838::JSTONEThu Jan 13 1994 13:451
676.652838::KILGOREWLDBIL(tm)Thu Jan 13 1994 15:085
676.66Propositioned???7819::MONTVILLEThu Jan 13 1994 16:178
676.67A marriage made in Heaven?42820::EATON_NPersonal Name Removed to Save CostsFri Jan 14 1994 12:229
676.6816134::CHARTIER_DD BFri Jan 14 1994 15:024
676.691-900-Bobbit7819::MONTVILLEMon Jan 17 1994 17:426
676.70900 times in 2 years??34873::SULLIVANTake this job and LOVE itMon Jan 17 1994 19:024
676.7160608::NICHOLLSProblem? ring 1-800-382-5968Tue Jan 18 1994 20:489
676.72Is this all really true??52925::HOEFSMITOld Sins Cast Long ShadowsWed Jan 19 1994 17:347
676.73Farmer Bobbit! ;-))))51339::NOORDIJKmiss t-time!!!! Thu Jan 20 1994 07:296
676.7616134::CHARTIER_DD BFri Jan 21 1994 10:196
676.78just curious48980::BOYDFri Jan 21 1994 11:125
676.79Depends on where you're from...32895::HANSONI need a Vulcan Mind Meld !!Fri Jan 21 1994 17:254
676.80Be careful, now2717::HEBERTCaptain BlighFri Jan 21 1994 18:208
676.87Jury's decission7819::MONTVILLEMon Jan 24 1994 15:479
676.88should've used a trash tag...5479::GILBERTMon Jan 24 1994 19:007
676.902273::SHIPLEYSmmeeeeegggg HeeeeeeeeeadMon Jan 24 1994 21:265
676.91a timely warning23489::KVRAMK.Venkatram,DCS,IndiaTue Jan 25 1994 09:482
676.92chopped3258::BROWNB52 pilots do it in the buffTue Jan 25 1994 10:425
676.9334315::MWANNEMACHERLisa-Queen of my doublewideTue Jan 25 1994 13:5811
676.94crossposted in soapbox29572::THOMPSON_ATue Jan 25 1994 14:305
676.951 shake too many there JWB!27958::ANDERSONMWhat day is it???Tue Jan 25 1994 18:0614
676.96Question of the Year36058::CARROLLJI've been laughing, fast + slowWed Jan 26 1994 16:4015
676.97To have and to hold, to cut off and discard..2273::SHIPLEYSmmeeeeegggg HeeeeeeeeeadWed Jan 26 1994 18:4210
676.9833803::LUBERI have a Bobby Cox dart boardThu Jan 27 1994 13:113
676.9926608::REITHJim 3D::Reith MLO1-2/c37 223-2021Thu Jan 27 1994 13:361
676.100JWB sez: A stitch in time saved mine.3258::BROWNB52 pilots do it in the buffThu Jan 27 1994 19:296
676.101New Job for lorana34873::SULLIVANTake this job and LOVE itFri Jan 28 1994 12:284
676.102In Denver17007::TILLISONReverse PivotFri Jan 28 1994 17:134
676.104BUSY::SLABOUNTYTinkerbell vs. bug zapperFri Jan 28 1994 21:037
676.105Jeff Dahmer4394::ATHERTONTue Feb 01 1994 06:047
676.106Heard on the radio this morning! :*)56504::WOODFORDI don't even *HAVE* a shadow!Wed Feb 02 1994 11:2814
676.10735618::MZ_DEBRACooking with Mz. DebraSat Feb 05 1994 01:027
676.10959360::PONDTue Feb 08 1994 15:0237
676.110new diet workshop3258::BROWNB52 pilots do it in the buffMon Feb 21 1994 15:319
676.11132895::HANSONCommit a Random Act of KindnessTue Feb 22 1994 13:1010
676.11256504::WOODFORDPosterChildForPlannedParenthoodTue Feb 22 1994 14:1824
676.113New entry in bobsledding11773::CLELANDCenterline violation...Tue Mar 01 1994 12:0516
676.11419202::LKLHis Pain, Your Gain!Wed Mar 02 1994 10:139
676.11534873::DUNTONWed Mar 02 1994 19:324
676.116Hey!! Have you seen my.......44234::CDOUDIEI would do anything for love..Wed Mar 02 1994 21:234
676.118The Penis Mighter than the SwordKAU101::PRINCEThu Mar 03 1994 12:3815
676.119My brother the poet29572::THOMPSON_ABuck nekkid line dancerMon Mar 07 1994 14:3034
676.120Canonical List of Bobbitt Jokes from rec.humor in VNEWS...38024::VSRAVIWed Mar 09 1994 14:58308
676.121:-)17576::WALTONProfessional BabysitterMon Mar 14 1994 13:177
676.122News Flash25259::STUARTSo many Mtns, so little timeTue Mar 15 1994 18:5013
676.123another25259::STUARTSo many Mtns, so little timeWed Mar 16 1994 13:489
676.12441318::E_CUSACKQuit it !!Wed Mar 16 1994 15:316
676.125Bobbitlies Hillbillies Ditty.59360::PONDFri Apr 22 1994 16:4839
676.127NH HMO3258::BROWNfaster than a hot cat over a tin roofMon May 02 1994 11:148
676.129Like is this a trick question or something?58635::MALONEPleasantly ObtuseTue May 03 1994 14:1614
676.140virus?ROMEOS::HINDLEY_DOexcuses are uselessTue May 31 1994 17:487
676.142And the saga continues...HGOVC::ESCUADRAGo ahead, make my DECThu Oct 20 1994 03:218
676.143IT'S A CUT ABOVE THE RESTWFOV12::TINNEYTue Nov 15 1994 23:092
676.144late breaking newsPOLAR::CROOK"my cat is in the doghouse..."Tue Jan 16 1996 02:413