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Conference 7.286::humor

Title:Humor - Read Note 2.*
Notice:Laughter - The World's Greatest Medicine
Moderator:TIMAMP::SULLIVAN
Created:Fri Oct 20 1989
Last Modified:Tue Jun 03 1997
Last Successful Update:Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:947
Total number of notes:13381

540.0. "Heaven and hell" by SHALOT::NICODEM (Who told you I'm paranoid???) Fri May 22 1992 09:59

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540.1SALEM::TIMMONSWhere's Waldo?Wed Mar 24 1993 10:3225
540.2Heard on the radio driving home last night...3D::REITHJim 3D::Reith MLO1-2/c37 223-2021Wed Mar 24 1993 10:443
540.3WARNING: Sac-relig jokeLASCPM::BEAUREGARDLooking for HIGHER and FASTER!!Thu Apr 01 1993 22:2224
540.4The Devil & Mrs. Jones16390::GREEN_RIKC6NWHSun May 01 1994 02:0946
540.5truth in advertising36058::CARROLLJGood. Fast. Cheap. Pick Two.Sun May 01 1994 15:0612
540.6Nice Try!!!DECLNE::SHEPARDfilos..feel os...philosof....ThinkerThu Feb 23 1995 21:0121
540.7how to get out of hellKAOFS::D_HODGSONThu Apr 10 1997 19:2810
    
    Pat and Mike were killed in a car crash and both ended up in hell. It
    wasn't long before Pat realized he didn't like it there and asked the
    devil if there was any way he could leave. The devil said the only way
    was to make love with the ugliest woman in hell. Pat consented. Even
    he was alarmed at how ugly this woman was, but managed the task. On his
    way out of hell he saw Mike making love to a beautiful young maiden. He
    asked the devil why he had such an ugly girl and Mike's so gorgeous.
    The devil replied, "Some of the girls want out of here too."