| Title: | Humor - Read Note 2.* |
| Notice: | Laughter - The World's Greatest Medicine |
| Moderator: | TIMAMP::SULLIVAN |
| Created: | Fri Oct 20 1989 |
| Last Modified: | Tue Jun 03 1997 |
| Last Successful Update: | Fri Jun 06 1997 |
| Number of topics: | 947 |
| Total number of notes: | 13381 |
| T.R | Title | User | Personal Name | Date | Lines |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 521.1 | WLDBIL::KILGORE | DCU -- I'm making REAL CHOICES | Thu Apr 16 1992 09:50 | 4 | |
| 521.2 | a joke.. | SQM::SAXENA | Thu Apr 16 1992 11:35 | 29 | |
| 521.3 | telegram | MACNAS::JMAGUIRE | Wed May 20 1992 13:01 | 3 | |
| 521.4 | good joke to play on the bride/groom! | DPDMAI::MATTSON | It's always something! | Fri May 22 1992 17:28 | 30 |
| 521.5 | baa | RDGENG::BARTON | Tue May 26 1992 07:21 | 5 | |
| 521.7 | Last minute advice to the groom | 37795::DORNAN | Mon Sep 14 1992 15:29 | 11 | |
| 521.8 | It worked great! | 34223::NICODEM | Avoid traffic; leave work at noon | Tue Sep 15 1992 19:10 | 7 |
| 521.9 | 61002::GIFFORD | The chickens are restless! | Tue Apr 05 1994 05:24 | 8 | |
| 521.10 | Wedding toast/speech. | NAC::BLANCHARD | Wed Jul 12 1995 15:45 | 76 | |
| 521.11 | Snappy Comebacks to the age old question "Why aren't you married yet?" | TEKDEV::TEKDEV::SMELLIE | Fri May 23 1997 13:45 | 34 | |
1. Why aren't you thin?
2. I was hoping to do something meaningful with my life.
3. What? And spoil my great sex life?
4. Nobody would believe me in white.
5. Just lucky, I guess.
6. It gives my mother something to live for.
7. I'm waiting until I get to be your age.
8. It didn't seem worth a blood test.
9. I already have enough laundry to do, thank you.
10. Because I think it would take all the spontaneity out of dating.
11. I'd have to forfeit my billion dollar trust fund.
12. I wouldn't want my parents to drop dead from sheer happiness.
13. What? And lose all the money I've invested in running personal ads?
14. We really want to, but my lover's husband just won't go for it.
15. (Bonus reply for Single Mothers) Because having a husband and a child
would be redundant.
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