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Conference 7.286::humor

Title:Humor - Read Note 2.*
Notice:Laughter - The World's Greatest Medicine
Moderator:TIMAMP::SULLIVAN
Created:Fri Oct 20 1989
Last Modified:Tue Jun 03 1997
Last Successful Update:Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:947
Total number of notes:13381

374.0. "Mike Royko" by --UnknownUser-- () Mon Aug 12 1991 18:46

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374.3If only they had listened to Mike.RAYBOK::WHITLOCKHowFarAreYouGoingToDropThatMoose?Tue Aug 13 1991 11:1799
374.4Thomas courting a liberal dilemma.RAYBOK::WHITLOCKHowFarAreYouGoingToDropThatMoose?Tue Aug 13 1991 11:2692
374.5Billions of answers to future in space.RAYBOK::WHITLOCKHowFarAreYouGoingToDropThatMoose?Tue Aug 13 1991 11:3492
374.6Just nowhere to go for truly spaced-out.RAYBOK::WHITLOCKHowFarAreYouGoingToDropThatMoose?Tue Aug 13 1991 12:3789
374.7Goat hunting not for the faint-hearted.RAYBOK::WHITLOCKHowFarAreYouGoingToDropThatMoose?Tue Aug 13 1991 14:0078
374.8Wedding band only plays in Croatian.RAYBOK::WHITLOCKHowFarAreYouGoingToDropThatMoose?Tue Aug 13 1991 14:0577
374.9Making big news by making no plans.RAYBOK::WHITLOCKHowFarAreYouGoingToDropThatMoose?Tue Aug 13 1991 14:0983
374.10Smart crooks know guns can fire back....RAYBOK::WHITLOCKHowFarAreYouGoingToDropThatMoose?Wed Aug 14 1991 14:2479
374.11Mike Tyson suit hits below the belt.RAYBOK::WHITLOCKHowFarAreYouGoingToDropThatMoose?Wed Aug 14 1991 14:2886
374.12Democrats' delay is an August decision.RAYBOK::WHITLOCKHowFarAreYouGoingToDropThatMoose?Wed Aug 14 1991 14:3278
374.13Politically correct him if he's wrong.RAYBOK::WHITLOCKHowFarAreYouGoingToDropThatMoose?Mon Aug 19 1991 12:5784
374.14Bush bravely shuns the pro-crime vote.RAYBOK::WHITLOCKHowFarAreYouGoingToDropThatMoose?Wed Aug 21 1991 16:2177
374.15If you rock the boat, you could drown.RAYBOK::WHITLOCKHowFarAreYouGoingToDropThatMoose?Wed Aug 21 1991 16:2982
374.16Coup leaders didn't know the 'right' plot.RAYBOK::WHITLOCKHowFarAreYouGoingToDropThatMoose?Mon Aug 26 1991 12:4094
374.17Sobering thoughts on a city's livibility.RAYBOK::WHITLOCKHowFarAreYouGoingToDropThatMoose?Thu Aug 29 1991 13:4886
374.18For rousing party, divide and conquer.RAYBOK::WHITLOCKHowFarAreYouGoingToDropThatMoose?Thu Aug 29 1991 13:5379
374.19Blind rage misses point in Tyson case.RAYBOK::WHITLOCKHowFarAreYouGoingToDropThatMoose?Thu Aug 29 1991 13:5976
374.20Race has no place in N.Y. accidents.RAYBOK::WHITLOCKHey! Goodlooking male, comere!Tue Sep 10 1991 14:2884
374.21Pirates are sporting "Fatal Disaster"RAYBOK::WHITLOCKHey! Goodlooking male, comere!Fri Oct 25 1991 17:5388
374.22Finding the tip of Thomas Iceberg.RAYBOK::WHITLOCKHey! Goodlooking male, comere!Fri Oct 25 1991 17:5882
374.23Plenty of racial "openness" already.RAYBOK::WHITLOCKHey! Goodlooking male, comere!Mon Nov 04 1991 12:1990
374.24Nations Liberals too easily baited.RAYBOK::WHITLOCKHey! Goodlooking male, comere!Mon Nov 04 1991 12:2482
374.25Fate of Economy hangs by shoelace.RAYBOK::WHITLOCKHey! Goodlooking male, comere!Mon Nov 04 1991 12:3284
374.26Dos Passos never even knew Dos.RAYBOK::WHITLOCKHey! Goodlooking male, comere!Mon Nov 04 1991 12:3993
374.27A few of Bush's unfavorite things.RAYBOK::WHITLOCKI'm EZ, but I'm sure not cheap!Tue Nov 12 1991 15:3871
374.281-man truth squad versus David DukeRAYBOK::WHITLOCKI'm EZ, but I'm sure not cheap!Tue Nov 12 1991 15:5380
374.29Voter's mood swing has Bush swaying.RAYBOK::WHITLOCKI'm EZ, but I'm sure not cheap!Tue Nov 12 1991 16:0382
374.30Duke needs to bear cross, not burn one.RAYBOK::WHITLOCKI'm EZ, but I'm sure not cheap!Tue Nov 12 1991 16:1175
374.31Depression recepies are for naught.RAYBOK::WHITLOCKI'm EZ, but I'm sure not cheap!Mon Nov 18 1991 18:4890
374.32Electricity in air when south votes.RAYBOK::WHITLOCKI'm EZ, but I'm sure not cheap!Mon Dec 02 1991 13:3381
374.33Believing is seeing only what you want.RAYBOK::WHITLOCKMy goat knows the bowling score.Mon Dec 23 1991 12:06293
374.34The Donald, Marla good for country.RAYBOK::WHITLOCKMy goat knows the bowling score.Mon Dec 23 1991 12:1490
374.35Prood that it's not over till verdict's in.RAYBOK::WHITLOCKMy goat knows the bowling score.Mon Dec 23 1991 12:5382
374.36Cameras in court: Is seeing believing?RAYBOK::WHITLOCKMy goat knows the bowling score.Mon Dec 23 1991 15:0479
374.37US needs relief, so Slats pitches in.RAYBOK::WHITLOCKMy goat knows the bowling score.Mon Dec 23 1991 15:3296
374.38Ron Brown's party down in the dumbs.RAYBOK::WHITLOCKMy goat knows the bowling score.Thu Dec 26 1991 13:5890
374.39GM took bad turn one car at a time.RAYBOK::WHITLOCKMy goat knows the bowling score.Thu Dec 26 1991 14:0481
374.40David Duke has partner in slime.RAYBOK::WHITLOCKMy goat knows the bowling score.Thu Jan 09 1992 17:5299
374.41Maybe this guy can draft Cuomo....RAYBOK::WHITLOCKMy goat knows the bowling score.Thu Jan 09 1992 18:0297
374.42A bust tailor-made for Baby Boomers.RAYBOK::WHITLOCKMy goat knows the bowling score.Thu Jan 09 1992 18:0678
374.43Chairman Brown, you better wake up!RAYBOK::WHITLOCKMy goat knows the bowling score.Mon Jan 13 1992 15:0177
374.44Bigotry thrives, as foolish as ever....RAYBOK::WHITLOCKMy goat knows the bowling score.Mon Jan 13 1992 15:20100
374.45Fun in Blahsville: Spring along 'til April.RAYBOK::WHITLOCKMy goat knows the bowling score.Mon Jan 13 1992 15:2898
374.46Back from the dead.RAYBOK::WHITLOCKMy goat knows the bowling score.Mon Jan 20 1992 13:57103
374.47No-fat PolkaRAYBOK::WHITLOCKMy goat knows the bowling score.Mon Jan 20 1992 14:05104
374.48Pilgrams progressRAYBOK::WHITLOCKMy goat knows the bowling score.Mon Jan 20 1992 14:1586
374.49The Coroner marches out.RAYBOK::WHITLOCKLittle dead rat critters.Mon Jan 27 1992 11:4289
374.50The shoe fit, but no pinch.RAYBOK::WHITLOCKLittle dead rat critters.Mon Jan 27 1992 11:5167
374.51Never ruffle a Virgo.RAYBOK::WHITLOCKLittle dead rat critters.Mon Jan 27 1992 11:5972
374.52The coups that changed mankind.RAYBOK::WHITLOCKLittle dead rat critters.Mon Jan 27 1992 16:3178
374.53"Buy American"? Yeah, you try it.RAYBOK::WHITLOCKLittle dead rat critters.Wed Feb 05 1992 15:4477
374.54Congress should've just kept cheering.RAYBOK::WHITLOCKLittle dead rat critters.Tue Feb 11 1992 15:0984
374.55Teen Gangbangers an ignored issue!RAYBOK::WHITLOCKLittle dead rat critters.Thu Feb 13 1992 12:2597
374.56Hmmm, a brand new ballgame maybe?RAYBOK::WHITLOCKLittle dead rat critters.Thu Feb 13 1992 12:3387
374.57Golf, like industry, is internationalRAYBOK::WHITLOCKLittle dead rat critters.Thu Feb 13 1992 12:4295
374.62Race has nothing to do with Tyson decision.RAYBOK::WHITLOCKLittle dead rat critters.Tue Feb 18 1992 11:3192
374.63Dahmer sane?, now that's nuts.RAYBOK::WHITLOCKLittle dead rat critters.Thu Feb 20 1992 18:3889
374.64Outer confusion about inner pain.RAYBOK::WHITLOCKLittle dead rat critters.Mon Feb 24 1992 13:5478
374.65Pat Buchanan may be selling us short.RAYBOK::WHITLOCKLittle dead rat critters.Mon Feb 24 1992 15:2998
374.66Would Buchanan punch up his past?RAYBOK::WHITLOCKLittle dead rat critters.Mon Mar 02 1992 11:2084
374.67Bush's career year can't help him now.RAYBOK::WHITLOCKLittle dead rat critters.Mon Mar 02 1992 11:2476
374.68Buchanan's hate loves to be quoted.RAYBOK::WHITLOCKLittle dead rat critters.Fri Mar 13 1992 17:1988
374.69Hear them now, try to believe them later.RAYBOK::WHITLOCKLittle dead rat critters.Fri Mar 13 1992 17:3880
374.70Clintons language is foreign to Slats.RAYBOK::WHITLOCKLittle dead rat critters.Mon Mar 16 1992 19:2292
374.71All's fair in love and parades.RAYBOK::WHITLOCKLittle dead rat critters.Wed Mar 18 1992 17:3577
374.72Bush wins battles, but may lose war.RAYBOK::WHITLOCKLittle dead rat critters.Fri Mar 20 1992 15:0099
374.73What Tsongas should have said.RAYBOK::WHITLOCKLittle dead rat critters.Tue Mar 24 1992 15:2672
374.74Clinton's golf swing should be at media.RAYBOK::WHITLOCKLittle dead rat critters.Thu Mar 26 1992 13:1283
374.75American in diaper gives Japan a rash.RAYBOK::WHITLOCKLittle dead rat critters.Thu Mar 26 1992 14:3581
374.76It's evil that can tear some apart.RAYBOK::WHITLOCKLittle dead rat critters.Tue Mar 31 1992 15:52105
374.77Clinton should lift a finger for N.Y.RAYBOK::WHITLOCKDon't major in minor stuff.Mon Apr 06 1992 12:4584
374.78Tracking down the latest scandal.RAYBOK::WHITLOCKDon't major in minor stuff.Fri Apr 10 1992 15:13115
374.79Nowadays, success breeds contempt.RAYBOK::WHITLOCKDon't major in minor stuff.Fri Apr 10 1992 15:25102
374.80All of the above below expectationsRAYBOK::WHITLOCKDon't major in minor stuff.Fri Apr 10 1992 18:11111
374.81Brown's new line is 1-800-no -hope.RAYBOK::WHITLOCKDon't major in minor stuff.Fri Apr 10 1992 18:2885
374.82Opening day--like it used to be.RAYBOK::WHITLOCKDon't major in minor stuff.Mon Apr 13 1992 12:3093
374.83TV 'Golden Years' look 24-karat now.RAYBOK::WHITLOCKDon't major in minor stuff.Fri Apr 17 1992 14:0992
374.84Yeah, nice going, City Bureaucrats.RAYBOK::WHITLOCKDon't major in minor stuff.Fri Apr 17 1992 14:2593
374.85Car-phone sports drives to all fields.RAYBOK::WHITLOCKDon't major in minor stuff.Mon Apr 27 1992 14:3880
374.86Brown has single best job credential.RAYBOK::WHITLOCKDon't major in minor stuff.Mon Apr 27 1992 14:4791
374.87Florida kid's case worth cheering for.RAYBOK::WHITLOCKDon't major in minor stuff.Mon Apr 27 1992 15:0184
374.88Land of Rising Sun prefers it's own son.RAYBOK::WHITLOCKDon't major in minor stuff.Mon Apr 27 1992 15:1176
374.89Perot can cash in by ignoring issues.RAYBOK::WHITLOCKDon't major in minor stuff.Thu Apr 30 1992 13:0987
374.90Justice for Rodney & let the good times roll.RAYBOK::WHITLOCKDon't major in minor stuff.Mon Jun 01 1992 16:3891
374.91A riot by any other name is just as wild.RAYBOK::WHITLOCKDon't major in minor stuff.Mon Jun 01 1992 16:4480
374.92Old cures won't heal L.A. wounds.RAYBOK::WHITLOCKDon't major in minor stuff.Mon Jun 01 1992 16:4883
374.93Fire is going out of L.A. riot story.RAYBOK::WHITLOCKDon't major in minor stuff.Tue Jun 02 1992 17:2583
374.94That was the week that was ... wacky.RAYBOK::WHITLOCKDon't major in minor stuff.Tue Jun 02 1992 17:3293
374.95Koppel viewers see red -- or something.RAYBOK::WHITLOCKDon't major in minor stuff.Tue Jun 02 1992 17:3682
374.96Presidential deck not filled with aces.RAYBOK::WHITLOCKDon't major in minor stuff.Tue Jun 02 1992 17:5796
374.97Blood test 'results' already legendary.RAYBOK::WHITLOCKDon't major in minor stuff.Tue Jun 02 1992 18:0686
374.98If it tastes bad, fatty, eat it up.RAYBOK::WHITLOCKDon't major in minor stuff.Wed Jun 03 1992 13:0381
374.99Thin Golfers and fat Harry's dream.RAYBOK::WHITLOCKDon't major in minor stuff.Wed Jun 03 1992 13:1291
374.100Opportunity calls a wrong number.RAYBOK::WHITLOCKDon't major in minor stuff.Wed Jun 03 1992 13:2787
374.101Time to tell off jerks who tell all.RAYBOK::WHITLOCKDon't major in minor stuff.Wed Jun 03 1992 13:4181
374.102The coups that changed mankind.RAYBOK::WHITLOCKTolerance-Disadvantaged!Mon Jun 15 1992 15:0277
374.103Middle-class man quite happy to be.RAYBOK::WHITLOCKTolerance-Disadvantaged!Mon Jun 15 1992 15:18103
374.104Perot, media fight at the D.C. corral.RAYBOK::WHITLOCKTolerance-Disadvantaged!Mon Jun 15 1992 17:2794
374.105Perot, doesn't mind feathering his nest.RAYBOK::WHITLOCKTolerance-Disadvantaged!Mon Jun 15 1992 17:4892
374.106Perot appeal: He's a father figure.RAYBOK::WHITLOCKTolerance-Disadvantaged!Thu Jun 25 1992 12:59104
374.107Bookstore looters fall into the gap.RAYBOK::WHITLOCKTolerance-Disadvantaged!Thu Jun 25 1992 17:0276
374.108For looters, it's a dream come true.RAYBOK::WHITLOCKTolerance-Disadvantaged!Thu Jun 25 1992 17:0898
374.109A different story if it were "Exec Killer".RAYBOK::WHITLOCKTolerance-Disadvantaged!Thu Jun 25 1992 17:13104
374.110Sleaze gumshoeing is on other foot.RAYBOK::WHITLOCKTolerance-Disadvantaged!Tue Jun 30 1992 13:1684
374.111Snooping? It's the American way.RAYBOK::WHITLOCKTolerance-Disadvantaged!Tue Jun 30 1992 13:2681
374.112two sides to everything20485::RUSSELL_DTue Jun 30 1992 14:0321
374.113Abortion argument a consistent mess.RAYBOK::WHITLOCKA pearl onion in the peas of life.Mon Jul 06 1992 20:1298
374.114TV meetings are new vast wasteland.RAYBOK::WHITLOCKA pearl onion in the peas of life.Mon Jul 06 1992 20:1879
374.115Some can't see forest for the hats.RAYBOK::WHITLOCKdUdE?:==AreYouInTheClosetWithAKnife?Mon Jul 20 1992 17:1591
374.116Clinton could do worse than Kerrey.RAYBOK::WHITLOCKdUdE?:==AreYouInTheClosetWithAKnife?Mon Jul 20 1992 17:2287
374.117Fay's way: Cubs join Foreign Legion.RAYBOK::WHITLOCKdUdE?:==AreYouInTheClosetWithAKnife?Mon Jul 20 1992 17:2885
374.118Dems don't need to recall '72.RAYBOK::WHITLOCKdUdE?:==AreYouInTheClosetWithAKnife?Mon Jul 20 1992 17:3376
374.119Democrats moan for the misbegotten.\RAYBOK::WHITLOCKdUdE?:==AreYouInTheClosetWithAKnife?Mon Jul 20 1992 17:4176
374.120Ok, Democrats, fix this social problem.RAYBOK::WHITLOCKdUdE?:==AreYouInTheClosetWithAKnife?Mon Jul 20 1992 17:5990
374.121Perot's decision strictly business.RAYBOK::WHITLOCKdUdE?:==AreYouInTheClosetWithAKnife?Mon Jul 20 1992 18:0687
374.122Some taxing talk ... on taxing talk.RAYBOK::WHITLOCKDuUuUude:==You blew it. :-(Thu Jul 23 1992 12:5896
374.123Arkansans won't steer you wrong.RAYBOK::WHITLOCKDuUuUude:==You blew it. :-(Tue Jul 28 1992 12:2790
374.124In the klutz, Bush can call on Quayle.RAYBOK::WHITLOCKDuUuUude:==You blew it. :-(Tue Jul 28 1992 12:3374
374.125Take my advice......19358::BEANWWho wants to grow up?Fri Jul 31 1992 17:3469
374.126vapid barby anyone ?3742::BUTTONbe EXCELLENT to each other....Fri Jul 31 1992 18:1832
374.126Tipper knows her gore.RAYBOK::WHITLOCKDon't fool with the crazy lady.Thu Aug 06 1992 14:1297
374.127Tipper Gore gets bad rap on labeling.RAYBOK::WHITLOCKDon't fool with the crazy lady.Thu Aug 06 1992 14:1997
374.128Gulf II has bomb written all over it.RAYBOK::WHITLOCKDon't fool with the crazy lady.Thu Aug 06 1992 14:3280
374.129Station manager a 7-second delete.RAYBOK::WHITLOCKDon't fool with the crazy lady.Fri Aug 07 1992 13:4787
374.130GOP leading in 1 state: Confusion.RAYBOK::WHITLOCKDon't fool with the crazy lady.Fri Aug 07 1992 13:5185
374.131Politics muddies this relationship.RAYBOK::WHITLOCKDon't fool with the crazy lady.Tue Aug 11 1992 16:4175
374.132Bald truth: Milken a crook to admire.RAYBOK::WHITLOCKDon't fool with the crazy lady.Tue Aug 11 1992 17:0096
374.133Good ol' days, bad ol' attitudes.RAYBOK::WHITLOCKComing to you from the IOU state.Fri Aug 28 1992 12:5198
374.134Buchanan Bashing Bush: Just kidding.RAYBOK::WHITLOCKComing to you from the IOU state.Fri Aug 28 1992 13:1796
374.135Kids always have a prayer in school.RAYBOK::WHITLOCKComing to you from the IOU state.Fri Aug 28 1992 13:26104
374.136Wives see hubbies for what they aren't.RAYBOK::WHITLOCKComing to you from the IOU state.Fri Aug 28 1992 13:3384
374.137Only a Republican knows why GOD is a GOP.RAYBOK::WHITLOCKComing to you from the IOU state.Mon Aug 31 1992 00:3188
374.138Quayle divorces facts from Rhetoric.RAYBOK::WHITLOCKComing to you from the IOU state.Tue Sep 01 1992 16:4591
374.139Reverse prejudice leaves them deleted.RAYBOK::WHITLOCKComing to you from the IOU state.Tue Sep 01 1992 16:5676