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Conference 7.286::humor

Title:Humor - Read Note 2.*
Notice:Laughter - The World's Greatest Medicine
Moderator:TIMAMP::SULLIVAN
Created:Fri Oct 20 1989
Last Modified:Tue Jun 03 1997
Last Successful Update:Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:947
Total number of notes:13381

316.0. "Funny Store Names" by PSYLO::WILSON (Why Can't I Be You?) Mon Aug 13 1990 12:21

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316.1Retail SlutBLKWDO::GAFFNEYMon Aug 13 1990 17:582
316.2House of the Fashionable DogCOMET::POSHUSTASolar CatTue Aug 14 1990 02:476
316.3Mad beansproutsOVAL::BISHOPN1Tue Aug 14 1990 08:055
316.443960::WINNETT"oui 3 ski - I'd rather be skiing"Tue Aug 14 1990 08:383
316.5A couple moreCIMNET::TOBIN_DTue Aug 14 1990 08:486
316.6PSYLO::WILSONWhy Can't I Be You?Tue Aug 14 1990 08:595
316.7Who'd ever want to eat in a......CSG002::MILLERUbi dubium, ibi libertasTue Aug 14 1990 09:158
316.8LA BURGER CHAINWLDWST::GARRISONTue Aug 14 1990 10:462
316.9?MAVSN1::STOTTData, data, everywhere ... but not a bit to byteTue Aug 14 1990 14:0329
316.10PSYLO::WILSONWhy Can't I Be You?Tue Aug 14 1990 15:386
316.11While visting Silicon Valley..GSMOKE::FAITKENWed Aug 15 1990 03:025
316.12TAKEE-OUTEERAVEN1::M_PHILLIPSU CANT TOUCH THISWed Aug 15 1990 05:291
316.13WOK INWMOIS::M_KOWALEWICZLucien P. Smith say it be hardWed Aug 15 1990 10:003
316.14Chinese or Mexican?HENRYY::HASLAM_BACreativity UnlimitedWed Aug 15 1990 11:451
316.15The What?LUNER::KELLEYWed Aug 15 1990 13:255
316.16COULDN'T MAKE THESE UP!!GUCCI::MRIGRODSKYWed Aug 15 1990 19:338
316.17JAMESB::BABINHow's my typing? Call 1-800-ASDFJKL;Wed Aug 15 1990 20:155
316.18ROBOAT::HEBERTCaptain BlighFri Aug 17 1990 10:272
316.19All in VermontSAURUS::BRAMLEYthe Stick & the Carrot are OneFri Aug 17 1990 10:584
316.20MCIS1::DHAMELGreatest dog & pony show on earthFri Aug 17 1990 13:133
316.21Clever idea, lousy food.ELWOOD::LEBEAUA kindler, gentler Big BrotherFri Aug 17 1990 14:077
316.22DONVAN::T_THEOI'm with Stupid --->Fri Aug 17 1990 14:379
316.23moreGUCCI::SVILLARIFri Aug 17 1990 17:476
316.24<This will floor you>WLDWST::CSWANNERFri Aug 17 1990 20:315
316.25couple more to chuckle 'boutJUPITR::FERRAROSat Aug 18 1990 15:3616
316.26HAIR TO-DAYMACNAS::LBURKEMon Aug 20 1990 07:253
316.27OTOU01::GANNONMind that bus! What bus? SPLAT!Tue Aug 21 1990 12:2512
316.28Long ago in Greenwich Village . . .CRBOSS::BEFUMOKnowledge perishes - Understanding enduresTue Aug 21 1990 12:451
316.29more...DSTEG2::BLANCHARDTue Aug 21 1990 13:446
316.31FACVAX::TANNERGOAT HEADWed Aug 22 1990 09:113
316.32anotherGUCCI::SVILLARIWed Aug 22 1990 17:443
316.33Artists at heartNUTMEG::MINOSHThu Aug 23 1990 12:085
316.34Pick up & Clean upJUPITR::FERRAROThu Aug 23 1990 13:0113
316.35A real cut-upSONATA::KEARNSThu Aug 23 1990 13:361
316.36More of the sameDENVER::MEDAUGHThu Aug 23 1990 15:286
316.37bathroom humorAIMHI::CORRIGANFri Aug 24 1990 11:056
316.39not a store, but...PARVAX::SCRATCHLEYOut in Right Field...Sat Aug 25 1990 01:448
316.40Honest hairdresser?BRUMMY::HAZELA town called ... er ... thingySat Aug 25 1990 06:074
316.41CSC32::J_OPPELTTo each his Dulcinea.Tue Aug 28 1990 13:501
316.42Hot DogSUBWAY::FORSYTHLAFALOTTue Aug 28 1990 14:184
316.43Big Dick's DogsBPOV06::RUSSELLAaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!! @#$%@#$^@#!Tue Aug 28 1990 14:599
316.44JuiceRAVEN1::B_ADAMSFord Lumina = Chevy's Downfall!Tue Aug 28 1990 22:435
316.46A few mo'...ESKIMO::DLYONSWed Aug 29 1990 03:1413
316.47Meat? Racing?WLDWST::FAITKENWed Aug 29 1990 05:1511
316.48It's all garbageCSG001::MILLERUbi dubium, ibi libertasWed Aug 29 1990 09:446
316.49B&D Carpet Cleaning?PSYLO::WILSONLiving Through Another CubaWed Aug 29 1990 16:514
316.50JUPITR::BJUBINVILLEThu Aug 30 1990 00:481
316.51Two MoreBELMNT::VANSOLKEMAGreat Green Globs of ...Thu Aug 30 1990 14:349
316.52Hot dogsDENVER::MEDAUGHFri Aug 31 1990 12:564
316.53REGENT::WOODWARDYet Another Writing Newbie (YAWN)Fri Aug 31 1990 14:277
316.54Norm's favorite....SAGE::MITCHELL_VFri Aug 31 1990 15:234
316.55Bless you18463::FRITSCHTue Sep 04 1990 13:043
316.56Perhaps this is the effect they hoped to get...CSC32::J_OPPELTRewarded by the green lights.Tue Sep 04 1990 16:453
316.57chicken wings d'lorange58371::BOWENLast Waltz of the Booze Sucking PigsWed Sep 05 1990 14:388
316.60A few morePDMONT::CUZZONESFree Kuwait (with purchase)Wed Jul 24 1991 10:5712
316.62Not on my ring, you don't!RUSSIA::RALTOGetting the last laughWed Jul 24 1991 11:526
316.63CSC32::J_OPPELTRoyal Pane and Glass Co.Thu Jul 25 1991 15:461
316.64"MY TURN"BTOVT::COLEMAN_DDay By DayMon Aug 05 1991 22:102
316.66Metal VibratorsWSE037::MARTINMIFri Aug 30 1991 16:482
316.67No end to how deep it gets.POLAR::THIELI came, I saw, I crumbled. - S.H.Wed Sep 04 1991 11:528
316.68Some MoreREFINE::AIRDQuality &lt;&gt; QuantityWed Oct 09 1991 16:403
316.69Used to crack me up every time I went by.YOSMTE::ANDERSON_GIWed Oct 09 1991 16:487
316.70In PhoenixTEMPE::MERRICKTwilight ZonieSun Oct 13 1991 09:593
316.71theres moreBODACH::CMORRISEven is evil, truth a prime numberTue Nov 26 1991 12:4818
316.72DPDMAI::MILLERRWed Dec 04 1991 15:2711
316.73TROOA::BAPTIEOn a clear disk you can seek foreverThu Dec 19 1991 22:2510
316.74Another...WLDWST::BOWMANCasual SalutationsTue Jan 14 1992 17:315
316.75SNOC01::NICHOLLSIt said WET PAINT, so I didWed Jan 15 1992 17:284
316.76urghDOOZER::JENKINSAnother 'ken yearWed Jan 15 1992 21:394
316.77London again...DOOZER::JENKINSAnother 'ken yearWed Jan 15 1992 21:414
316.78RANGER::REITHJim (RANGER::) Reith - LJO2Tue Jan 21 1992 09:333
316.79moreTEST1::HLEINONENTue Mar 17 1992 13:4530
316.803 meals a day... Dogs, Dogs then some Dogs~CNTROL::MCKEONI'm no angel~Wed Mar 18 1992 07:5111
316.81Chinese take out MCIS2::COLLETONTHE THIEF OF BADGAGSWed Mar 18 1992 08:016
316.82What's in a name?POLAR::ROBINSONPQuantum mechanicWed Mar 18 1992 12:536
316.83A1VAX::DISMUKESay you saw it in NOTES...Thu Mar 19 1992 16:4612
316.84JUPITR::BJUBINVILLEHEATSEEKERMon Mar 23 1992 03:083
316.85YUMMISFIT::KINNEYDAruba Bound Soon!!Mon Mar 23 1992 09:165
316.86...FORTY2::CADWALLADERReaping time has come...Thu Mar 26 1992 10:023
316.87:-)57462::NV_TEMPDebra Lauer @ 276-9471Fri Jun 19 1992 17:343
316.88salsa17765::FRENCHWed Jul 08 1992 08:186
316.89It wouldn't work with <ethnic> !33018::HANSONI need a Vulcan Mind MeldWed Jul 08 1992 11:117
316.906729::BARRAnybody seen my air guitar?Wed Jul 08 1992 12:087
316.9128918::JACOBSun-ripened for Mildness!Wed Jul 08 1992 18:587
316.92RAYBOK::WHITLOCKA pearl onion in the peas of life.Wed Jul 08 1992 19:164
316.93Another...CSC32::LUFFI Fish, Therefore I Am.Thu Jul 09 1992 12:218
316.94Toronto And Area58633::MTANNERTanmanThu Jul 09 1992 16:202
316.95Soon to be in YOUR neighborhood...!33018::SACHSBlack, with extra Caffeine, please!Thu Jul 09 1992 21:594
316.96...43050::CADWALLADERReaping time has come...Mon Jul 13 1992 09:155
316.9844245::GMCKEEWed Jul 15 1992 12:174
316.99Long Wongs16930::ABEL_ERPM - have scar tissue, will travel...Wed Jul 22 1992 18:556
316.100B.O.LOCKS.45266::WAVELL_NThu Jul 23 1992 06:333
316.101CUPOLA::DITSONWed Nov 25 1992 13:087
316.102It was right around the corner from where I used to live.CSOA1::LEECHI'm naked under my clothes.Wed Nov 25 1992 14:463
316.103Pain!TEMPE::MERRICKStark Raving Sane!?Thu May 06 1993 11:0812
316.104GOOEY::JUDYslept with romance, danced with lustThu May 06 1993 15:3111
316.105Were they next to a hotel???????LEVERS::WOODFORDThere is Life After DECThu May 06 1993 19:2310
316.106GAVEL::JANDROWHearts are gonna roll......Thu May 06 1993 20:317
316.107Would you use them?GIDDAY::GILLINGSNPa crucible of informative mistakesFri May 07 1993 06:356
316.108Keeps the RAGE in, but the IRE out?MUZICK::SPELLMANFri May 07 1993 12:2514
316.109Well, It Was RustyPSYLO::WILSONSwami Nagara LalfsiFri May 07 1993 13:005
316.110YOUSAT02::JEFFREYMNice face. Want a banana?Fri May 07 1993 18:0310
316.111FRSBEE::CIDADOFri May 07 1993 18:268
316.113Would You Buy A Used Car from ....MEMIT::YOUNG_JSat May 08 1993 01:294
316.134I loved this one!COMET::KENTeschew obfuscation!Thu Jun 17 1993 21:093
316.135one man's... is another man's...26608::REITHJim 3D::Reith MLO1-2/c37 223-2021Fri Dec 17 1993 11:454
316.136Bar None!8269::MCINTOSHRWed May 11 1994 04:347
316.137DECLNE::SHEPARDBubba Personified Ya'llFri Feb 03 1995 20:569
316.138Just up from Tannadice !MASALA::JJACKSat Feb 04 1995 05:057
316.139MASALA::CHARROWERWho ate all the pies!!!Sat Feb 04 1995 05:125
316.140Computer shop.KERNEL::MVD02::MARSHDHELLO WORLDMon Feb 06 1995 06:302
316.141ChippyPEKING::SULLIVANDNot gauche, just sinisterMon Feb 06 1995 07:552
316.142HOTLNE::OSBORNEThu Feb 09 1995 10:232
316.143Knockers & ToolsPEKING::SULLIVANDNot gauche, just sinisterThu Feb 09 1995 10:377
316.144Snap on tools ! <fnarr> <fnarr>COMICS::SUMNERCHow Jolly SmashingThu Feb 09 1995 11:1712
316.145KIRKTN::GMCKEEThu Feb 09 1995 20:184
316.146The Road Kill CafeJARRAH::BRADLEYI was dropped on my head as a baby. What's your excuse?Fri Feb 10 1995 03:295
316.147PCBUOA::LPIERCEDo the watermelon crawlMon Feb 13 1995 19:195
316.148Mexican or Italian??GEC013::CIN032::SchulerBarbMon Mar 27 1995 15:108
316.149Would you shop here?DYPSS1::COGHILLSteve Coghill, Luke 14:28Mon May 08 1995 14:016
316.150CANADIAN CONTENTPOLAR::WHITEISun Jun 11 1995 17:359
316.151MKOTS3::LEE_SFri Jun 30 1995 18:392
316.152Spotted in Framingham, MA.FABSIX::E_MAXWELLOff to see the lizard...Wed Jul 05 1995 06:546
316.153POLAR::LYLEWed Jul 26 1995 16:242
316.154POLAR::THIMOTWed Jul 26 1995 16:425
316.155PLACE THE COMMA APPROPRIATELYPOLAR::RENAUDPWed Jul 26 1995 16:584
316.156ONE MORE FROM THE NATION'S CAPITALPOLAR::WHITEISat Aug 05 1995 20:284
316.158New shop on the block...STOWOA::GABRIELITue Aug 08 1995 19:416
316.159Central Massachusetts AreaFABSIX::B_SMALLSat Oct 05 1996 08:0927
316.160BUSY::SLABWhose Line Is It Anyway?Mon Oct 07 1996 14:015
316.161beaver !SUBSYS::TURCOTTEArmand TurcotteMon Oct 07 1996 21:506
316.162Maybe something disappeared.JULIET::ROYERIntergalactic mind trip, on my Visa Card.Wed Oct 30 1996 20:5815
316.163POWDML::HANGGELIsweet &amp; juicy on the insideThu Oct 31 1996 02:543
316.162Inn Stoke!VYGER::TENNANTMTue May 06 1997 05:158
    The Saggar Maker's Bottom Knocker
    
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    Just three of Stoke-On-Trents finest drinking establishments!